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87 - S4Ep12: Blind Date · On The Lanai

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Amal and I is part of the Oddpods Media Network.
• 0:04
  Speaker 2: What is up?
• 0:06
  Speaker 3: Hello. Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Hello. Hello. This is me. Hello. Hi, Abby. Hi, Abby.
• 0:33
  Speaker 5: This is me. I said hello, guest.
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  Speaker 6: That's not how Abby really talks. Abby's tough.
• 0:43
  Speaker 7: Abby uses the F word a lot. Abby is threatening.
• 0:48
  Speaker 7: You should hear Abby.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, Aaron, introduce this man, and then I want to
• 0:53
  Speaker 8: hear how Abby talks.
• 0:55
  Speaker 4: Well, the liar next to me, who has no idea
• 0:58
  Speaker 4: what my fur baby sounds like, is Ryan Danley, who
• 1:04
  Speaker 4: earlier I wrote down his name as Ryan Danlevy, and
• 1:07
  Speaker 4: I went, oh no, that's an actor I like without
• 1:10
  Speaker 4: his last name.
• 1:11
  Speaker 8: That's right, we got Rad Ryan! Whoop whoop whoop!
• 1:18
  Speaker 6: Hello, everybody. Whoa, I like that noise.
• 1:22
  Speaker 7: That was like That's like some of like extra special
• 1:27
  Speaker 7: podcast stuff.
• 1:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, I mean, if you like noises. Hold on. Hold on.
• 1:31
  Speaker 8: I got all kinds of shit.
• 1:33
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 1:36
  Speaker 6: Oh, bird noises.
• 1:38
  Speaker 4: We should use that in a meeting at work. I've
• 1:40
  Speaker 4: got a colleague.
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  Speaker 6: A note from me.
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  Speaker 8: Anyway, yes, this is Ryan. Ryan, tell us what Abby
• 1:48
  Speaker 8: does sound like.
• 1:49
  Speaker 6: Abby's like.
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  Speaker 7: When I come in, Abby's, like, just chilling. I mean, it's, like,
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  Speaker 7: nods up at me. It's, like, the fuck's up? And
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  Speaker 7: I say, not too much, Abby. What's going on with you? Like,
• 1:59
  Speaker 7: what the fuck do you think is up with me?
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  Speaker 9: It's, like, really, like.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, she's not angry.
• 2:04
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's not angry.
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  Speaker 6: It's just, like, matter of fact. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 6: It's just, like, tough, tough.
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: Takes no shit.
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  Speaker 8: She's been in prison?
• 2:14
  Speaker 6: No, she hasn't been to prison.
• 2:16
  Speaker 4: She's just, like, you know.
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  Speaker 6: She worked at the store for a long time. She's retired.
• 2:21
  Speaker 6: She's tired.
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  Speaker 7: She works at a store.
• 2:25
  Speaker 8: Like Michael's craft store?
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  Speaker 4: She has never.
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: Worked a day in her life.
• 2:31
  Speaker 4: She's worked at sleeping.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just saying, Abby is tough. You know what I mean?
• 2:37
  Speaker 6: Abby is not a sweet being.
• 2:40
  Speaker 7: Abby is amazing and great, but clearly.
• 2:47
  Speaker 6: Built to to survive in this.
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  Speaker 8: World so she doesn't say excuse me is your.
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  Speaker 7: Exactly just walk by like kind of like you know
• 2:55
  Speaker 7: just like walk so it's like get out of my
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  Speaker 7: way exactly it doesn't say it but you know it
• 2:59
  Speaker 7: you know what i mean like it just has that.
• 3:01
  Speaker 4: Vibe so instead of excuse me she'd be like fucking
• 3:04
  Speaker 4: move dick no she doesn't even.
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  Speaker 6: Speak with that voice she's just like she's like the
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  Speaker 6: fuck out of my way.
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  Speaker 8: Well she's like this big i don't know.
• 3:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Abby's been putting on a fake voice to her
• 3:17
  Speaker 4: mother for almost 17 years is what you're telling our listeners.
• 3:21
  Speaker 6: I think you're just hearing what you want to hear.
• 3:23
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
• 3:24
  Speaker 7: Like, you think you just want, you know, where Abby, Abby, like,
• 3:28
  Speaker 7: I mean, Abby's tough. I mean, you know what I mean? Like,
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  Speaker 7: you don't make it that far being that sweet.
• 3:34
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
• 3:35
  Speaker 8: I'd like to talk to the listeners about gaslighting in relationships.
• 3:39
  Speaker 6: I feel like I'm being gaslighted. You know what I mean?
• 3:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what I meant. Aaron, stop it.
• 3:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, you guys, wait. A middle-aged white guy thinks he's
• 3:49
  Speaker 4: the victim.
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  Speaker 6: Weird. Yep.
• 3:55
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 6: When am I going to get my fair shot at Abby?
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  Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you weren't doing a great job of it, so
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  Speaker 4: I thought maybe you didn't care anymore.
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  Speaker 6: Well, you know, I mean... I'm the one who's hearing Abby. Listen,
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  Speaker 6: Abby's tough. Abby is.
• 4:14
  Speaker 8: She's a punk rock trash dog.
• 4:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 7: She has been around. She is a warrior. Because she's
• 4:19
  Speaker 7: still in the game. You know what I mean?
• 4:22
  Speaker 6: Most dogs.
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  Speaker 8: She comes out to play.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Like, she's... She's rad.
• 4:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's defeat the Huns.
• 4:30
  Speaker 8: The Huns?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: Let's get down to business.
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  Speaker 2: She's like fighting the baseball boys or whatever they are.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 9: The Orphans.
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  Speaker 8: What the hell are those games? I don't know.
• 4:41
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
• 4:43
  Speaker 8: The movie The Warriors.
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  Speaker 6: The Warriors.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, like sports people.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 8: From like the 70s. Where there's a movie called The Warriors.
• 4:54
  Speaker 8: Some of them are, what are they called? Baseball Furies?
• 4:56
  Speaker 6: They're dressed up like crazy people.
• 4:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're like all the gangs in New York meet
• 5:00
  Speaker 7: up and they have like a big war.
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  Speaker 6: And they like.
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  Speaker 8: But they're very theatrical gangs. I don't think a gang
• 5:05
  Speaker 8: would dress like this.
• 5:06
  Speaker 4: No, I haven't seen it, but what I'm realizing is
• 5:09
  Speaker 4: that I also don't have my phone because I was like,
• 5:11
  Speaker 4: I'll just look this shit up.
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: I believe Lin-Manuel Miranda gender swapped it and.
• 5:14
  Speaker 8: Just is redoing it. So now you'll know it's soon.
• 5:18
  Speaker 4: Is that the musical that he's doing next? That's what
• 5:21
  Speaker 4: Laura the Librarian's trying to.
• 5:24
  Speaker 8: She'll know more about it in a month than any
• 5:26
  Speaker 8: of us will know.
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  Speaker 7: Have you ever seen that little clip where the dude
• 5:30
  Speaker 7: with the bottles on his hands and.
• 5:31
  Speaker 6: He's like, Warriors!
• 5:33
  Speaker 4: Warriors!
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  Speaker 8: Come out today!
• 5:36
  Speaker 4: You know what really helps me say? Yes, oh, you're right.
• 5:40
  Speaker 4: I do remember two people doing something I don't remember.
• 5:43
  Speaker 4: That makes it better. Well... I don't. Look, admittedly.
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  Speaker 8: Get on it. Now you know what you gotta watch
• 5:49
  Speaker 8: with her, Ryan.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 5:52
  Speaker 4: I'm not even allowed to watch TV when he's here.
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  Speaker 7: The movie The Warriors is good. The problem with it
• 6:00
  Speaker 7: is they used Joe Walsh as the soundtrack.
• 6:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Awful. It didn't match. A bad match.
• 6:07
  Speaker 7: If you had taken all Joe Walsh out of it
• 6:09
  Speaker 7: and you put some late 70s New York punk or
• 6:12
  Speaker 7: something in it, it would have been.
• 6:13
  Speaker 6: The top of the list.
• 6:14
  Speaker 2: It's like with Highlanders, all Queen, but you're like, well,
• 6:17
  Speaker 2: at least Queen rocks, but it's still weird that it's
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: all Queen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 6:22
  Speaker 6: That was back in the day when they could get
• 6:23
  Speaker 6: somebody to do the whole.
• 6:25
  Speaker 8: Hey, Prince, you want to do a Batman soundtrack for
• 6:27
  Speaker 8: no reason?
• 6:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 6:31
  Speaker 4: Get the funk up.
• 6:33
  Speaker 6: So we watch the Golden Girls.
• 6:37
  Speaker 8: Have you seen the Golden Girls?
• 6:39
  Speaker 6: I have.
• 6:39
  Speaker 8: Tell us your experience.
• 6:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, like, I grew up with it. Like, you know,
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  Speaker 6: I think a lot of people like it reminds me
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  Speaker 6: of my grandmother. She loved that show.
• 6:50
  Speaker 8: Everyone says that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah i mean like i mean of.
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  Speaker 7: Course you know what i mean like i mean like
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  Speaker 7: murder she wrote and like like golden girls were like
• 7:01
  Speaker 7: grand people grandmothers specifically like their shit back in the
• 7:06
  Speaker 7: day like they could fuck with them like.
• 7:09
  Speaker 6: They could fuck with some like chablis like a like
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  Speaker 6: a jug of the.
• 7:12
  Speaker 7: Cheesecake Yeah, and Cheesecake and the fucking Golden Girls.
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  Speaker 6: You know what I mean? I don't know. It's fine.
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  Speaker 6: It's good. It's funny. It's a great show.
• 7:20
  Speaker 8: Do you remember a lot of it? Will you ace
• 7:22
  Speaker 8: Aaron's quiz?
• 7:24
  Speaker 6: Oh, I definitely won't ace any quizzes, because I've been...
• 7:27
  Speaker 6: I've hit my head a lot. But I... I'm on, like, pills.
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  Speaker 5: But it's a.
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  Speaker 8: That's fair.
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  Speaker 7: But, I mean, I know the Golden Girls, you know
• 7:40
  Speaker 7: what I mean? I remember the Mink episodes, you know
• 7:43
  Speaker 7: what I mean?
• 7:44
  Speaker 6: The Animal Cruelty episodes.
• 7:47
  Speaker 7: I did try to describe an episode to Aaron once,
• 7:49
  Speaker 7: but it turned out it was actually a Hogan's family
• 7:51
  Speaker 7: episode that I had.
• 7:53
  Speaker 6: Mixed up in my brain.
• 7:54
  Speaker 4: He was like, yeah, it's Sandy Duncan!
• 7:56
  Speaker 8: And you're like, stop, no.
• 7:59
  Speaker 6: No, I know that.
• 8:01
  Speaker 7: Sandy Duncan wasn't in the Golden Girls, but there's like
• 8:03
  Speaker 7: an episode where I thought somebody in the Golden Girls
• 8:06
  Speaker 7: dated an Elvis impersonator.
• 8:10
  Speaker 6: But it turns out that that's actually an episode.
• 8:14
  Speaker 8: Oh, there are Elvis impersonators, but no one dates them.
• 8:17
  Speaker 4: I tried to explain that to him.
• 8:18
  Speaker 8: So I could see how you'd get that confused.
• 8:20
  Speaker 4: Like, no, you're definitely wrong.
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: Let me read the.
• 8:23
  Speaker 8: Internet to you.
• 8:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, it was Hogan.
• 8:26
  Speaker 6: Was it Quentin Tarantino?
• 8:28
  Speaker 8: He was. Well remembered. I have to share a moment.
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: That happened my dad got out of the hospital and
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: i've been staying at his house helping him out and
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: he was like running through the tv channels and he
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: went oh gina do you want me to put your
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: show on golden girls i went yeah and guess which
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: episode he randomly got which one that was airing on
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: tv rose gets aids oh i went you got rose.
• 8:56
  Speaker 4: That's amazing That's amazing.
• 9:00
  Speaker 6: That's amazing. I don't even remember that episode.
• 9:03
  Speaker 8: What, season five?
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: No, we haven't gotten there yet.
• 9:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you'll get there, Kristen.
• 9:06
  Speaker 4: Five or six, I think, yeah. You got here right
• 9:10
  Speaker 4: before some big guests. But I already had, well, I
• 9:18
  Speaker 4: have another comedian booked for a Dick Van Dyke episode. Oh.
• 9:24
  Speaker 6: Other comedians. You know, there's nothing a comedian likes more
• 9:27
  Speaker 6: than other comedians.
• 9:30
  Speaker 4: Yes, the good news is.
• 9:31
  Speaker 8: You guys don't make each other laugh?
• 9:32
  Speaker 4: I'm not trying to have sex with that comedian.
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: I think she's talking about Eddie.
• 9:37
  Speaker 8: Is it Eddie? Because she would throw up.
• 9:40
  Speaker 4: It's gross. Yeah. I have a physical aversion to Eddie Pence.
• 9:46
  Speaker 4: I don't ever understand when Mikey Melton.
• 9:48
  Speaker 8: He wants to shit on his mouth.
• 9:49
  Speaker 4: He's so hot. And I'm like, He's a supportive, loving
• 9:54
  Speaker 4: friend and a good man. He's aged better.
• 9:57
  Speaker 8: If you look at old videos of him, he doesn't
• 9:59
  Speaker 8: seem to have eyes.
• 10:00
  Speaker 6: Eyebrows.
• 10:00
  Speaker 8: He looked more like caveman-esque.
• 10:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he does look better now.
• 10:03
  Speaker 8: Eddie, I love you, but you look better now.
• 10:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, you're not listening to this. Let's not pretend. No,
• 10:09
  Speaker 4: you're not.
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: You're listening to Iron Maiden or something.
• 10:13
  Speaker 4: But also, you look better now than when I met you.
• 10:17
  Speaker 4: But I still just don't want to fuck.
• 10:19
  Speaker 8: Some men age and you're like, hello, where have you been? Yeah.
• 10:24
  Speaker 4: Tom Selleck. To a point.
• 10:26
  Speaker 8: Rad Ryan, I'm sure. I have to see some old photos.
• 10:31
  Speaker 4: I don't know. His Abby theory has me rethinking the
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: us theory.
• 10:35
  Speaker 7: I'm just saying what I see.
• 10:38
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
• 10:39
  Speaker 7: I see like a street dog. I see like a
• 10:43
  Speaker 7: dog who like, Who is down for it.
• 10:46
  Speaker 8: She's Pitbull on the inside.
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  Speaker 6: Kind of. You know what I mean?
• 10:50
  Speaker 7: She's definitely not afraid of a Pitbull.
• 10:53
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean? She's like, what are you
• 10:54
  Speaker 6: going to do?
• 10:55
  Speaker 4: I had a Pitbull.
• 10:56
  Speaker 8: They're fucking babies.
• 10:57
  Speaker 4: She has no concept of size. She thinks she's a
• 10:59
  Speaker 4: full grown adult human.
• 11:01
  Speaker 6: Fully.
• 11:02
  Speaker 4: She does not know. She walks up to the biggest guy.
• 11:04
  Speaker 8: I heard she's already tapped you on your tummy, Ryan.
• 11:07
  Speaker 4: For water?
• 11:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah. She's like, eh.
• 11:09
  Speaker 5: Eh.
• 11:14
  Speaker 6: Which is like, I hear that.
• 11:15
  Speaker 8: Isn't that kind of polite? That kind of lends itself
• 11:17
  Speaker 8: to Aaron's voice.
• 11:18
  Speaker 6: No, she's like, the fuck? The fuck? That's what she
• 11:22
  Speaker 6: kept saying. You know what I mean?
• 11:25
  Speaker 4: She is very actively interested in what's going on. Well,
• 11:29
  Speaker 4: there's a cast.
• 11:31
  Speaker 8: It's almost bedtime, probably.
• 11:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's like, bitch, you know what time it is?
• 11:35
  Speaker 8: Would you like to hear about the episode?
• 11:39
  Speaker 4: Yes, Gina.
• 11:40
  Speaker 8: I had to finish the sentence for her.
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: I figured she was going there, but This is season four,
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: episode 12. It is called Blind Date. The original air
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: date was January 28th, 1989. Directed by Terry Hughes, written.
• 11:56
  Speaker 8: By Christopher Lloyd. Ryan, it's not that Christopher Lloyd.
• 12:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I figured.
• 12:03
  Speaker 4: You get so excited when we have a new guest,
• 12:05
  Speaker 4: so it's not just me playing along with you. Like,
• 12:08
  Speaker 4: someone's like, I.
• 12:10
  Speaker 8: Just like doing it for me.
• 12:11
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 12:13
  Speaker 8: Ryan and Kristen, what do you think Blind Date.
• 12:15
  Speaker 4: Will be about?
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: And feel free to give any kind of answer you want.
• 12:19
  Speaker 8: Be creative.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 12:21
  Speaker 7: I think that what's going to happen is Blanche is
• 12:24
  Speaker 7: going to get set up on a blind date.
• 12:27
  Speaker 6: And she's going to be like, oh, it's a blind date.
• 12:30
  Speaker 7: And she's going to show up, and then the guy
• 12:32
  Speaker 7: is actually blind. And then Blanche is going to slip
• 12:35
  Speaker 7: some of her medication into his drink. And then he's
• 12:39
  Speaker 7: going to pass out, and then she's going to rob him.
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  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
• 12:43
  Speaker 4: Of his spunk.
• 12:45
  Speaker 8: I don't know what medication Blanche is on, but sure.
• 12:48
  Speaker 6: Something. You know what I mean?
• 12:50
  Speaker 8: She steals Sophia's meds.
• 12:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she steals Sophia's meds.
• 12:54
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 12:55
  Speaker 8: Are there any consequences for Blanche?
• 12:57
  Speaker 6: Well, the thing is that the guy dies. You know
• 13:01
  Speaker 6: what I mean?
• 13:02
  Speaker 7: And then they have to sneak to the... The subplot
• 13:07
  Speaker 7: is like, fortunately, Sophia knows a guy from back in Sicily.
• 13:13
  Speaker 7: who can get rid of a body.
• 13:17
  Speaker 6: And so they dump the body.
• 13:20
  Speaker 7: They bury it under somebody who's getting buried, so it
• 13:24
  Speaker 7: never has to.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: The comedians always get so dark with this shit.
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: Honestly, I was looking for something I'm going to share
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: after this, and I was like, I'm just going to
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: walk Homer Simpson out of this sad tale you're telling.
• 13:41
  Speaker 6: I don't think it's sad. I think it's like, it's like,
• 13:43
  Speaker 6: it's shenanigans. You know what I mean?
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: They're like, she's like, Oh, those golden girls burying people again.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: Remember when Rose shot someone, we helped bury him.
• 13:54
  Speaker 10: Sophia's like, Sophia's like, how many pills did you give him?
• 13:57
  Speaker 6: She's like, I gave him four. Four of the pink
• 14:00
  Speaker 6: ones are for the green one. She's like the pink one.
• 14:03
  Speaker 6: She's like, I told you the green one.
• 14:05
  Speaker 8: Fucking heroin bobbed him. He's her vitamin.
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: Die in this box.
• 14:10
  Speaker 8: Kristen, what do you think it's about?
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: Somebody goes on a blind date.
• 14:14
  Speaker 8: Comma. Can you say more words?
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: Blanche sets Dorothy up on a blind date with one
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  Speaker 3: of her cast offs.
• 14:24
  Speaker 8: Oh, a cast off. I like it. Do they hit
• 14:27
  Speaker 8: it off?
• 14:29
  Speaker 6: Sure. Okay.
• 14:30
  Speaker 8: Why should you murder him in this scenario?
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: No, Dorothy wouldn't murder somebody.
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 14:39
  Speaker 8: So now.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Who do you think will be the hardest of the
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: four girls for Aaron to prove is the villain of
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: the episode with knowing this much about the episode?
• 14:48
  Speaker 6: I mean, I think that, I mean, of course, Betty
• 14:51
  Speaker 6: White's never the villain, right?
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: Well, you'd be surprised.
• 14:56
  Speaker 8: She did almost shoot someone.
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: Like, almost killed someone.
• 15:01
  Speaker 6: I mean, she's probably really racist. You know what I mean? But.
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: No, that's more Blanche. Blanche is the racist. And the homophobe.
• 15:11
  Speaker 8: She's definitely a homophobe.
• 15:13
  Speaker 7: Well, I mean, she's from the South, but also, like, isn't... Oh,
• 15:18
  Speaker 7: so it's hot, like, racist.
• 15:20
  Speaker 6: No, I'm just saying, like, duh. You know what I mean?
• 15:25
  Speaker 8: Listeners, we don't all believe Emma in the South is racist.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: Only in the East.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: I grew up with a co-existent... Separate myself from the
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: rest of the opinions on this show.
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: I mean, she's like, she's just.
• 15:39
  Speaker 8: On the line at gmail.com is where you address your complaints.
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: I'm just saying that, like, the Golden Girls, like, I
• 15:46
  Speaker 6: know there was an episode.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, my bad.
• 15:48
  Speaker 8: You know I can't remember shit.
• 15:50
  Speaker 7: Isn't there an episode where, like, a dude calls out
• 15:53
  Speaker 7: Blanche on the racism, right?
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: The ship is off the track.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: What is happening?
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: Isn't there, yeah, there's an episode.
• 16:00
  Speaker 8: Calls her out?
• 16:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like, and he was like.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think.
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: There was like a confederate flag or something like that.
• 16:07
  Speaker 8: There was a character named Manny.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: Were you talking about Duke the Hazzard this time?
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: No, there's an episode of the Golden Girls.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: Oh my god. Okay, well Ryan's writing a tiny research
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: paper on this.
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 16:23
  Speaker 8: Are we agreeing to Rose then?
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: I think Sophia or Rose.
• 16:28
  Speaker 8: So you kids have to agree, so come to a consensus.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Let's just do Rose.
• 16:32
  Speaker 8: That works. You're such a pushover.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: We'll do Rose.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Have we met?
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Why don't we let him continue to man search over there?
• 16:42
  Speaker 10: I'm talking about the Golden Girls. We're literally like this
• 16:47
  Speaker 10: is like a professional Golden Girls operation. I'm just being
• 16:52
  Speaker 10: a party.
• 16:53
  Speaker 8: We're professional?
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: While he's researching his professional story. Here's what I want
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: to share with you. And I want to say, I'm
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: going to take the mic for this. I'm going to
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: say this is courtesy of our former guest and one time,
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: I think, only listener, Janet, of JOM fame. Janet Scabaretti
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: did this hard, heavy lifting of what I'm about to share.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: We've talked about the exclamation point on the door quite
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: a bit, right? We have really talked about that. So
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: first of all, I want to say that it is
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: a faux wood door. It's wood, but it's cheap wood.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: They wanted it to look like pecky cypress, which is
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: a specific common in Florida high-end wood with a distinctive
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: wood grain. So they had the decorative painters from the
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: set paint a faux wood grain. And inadvertently, one of
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: the knot holes they painted resembled an exclamation point. And
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: people only started seeing it because of the invention of
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: high-def TV. Because it's not actually an exclamation point. It's
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: just that knot hole with the way the high def
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: creates the view makes it look like that. And in fact,
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: they've talked to people from the crew from the show
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: and other set experts that have said, yeah, that's that's
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: not it's not there on purpose. One person even there
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: was a B. Arthur myth, I guess, that like. the
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: internet claimed that B. Arthur carved it in as good
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: luck before filming started. And so that, they fact-checked and
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: were like, no, absolutely not.
• 18:34
  Speaker 8: Where did you find this data? This is great.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: My mom just did some research. She was watching it
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: one day and she said to herself, all she sent,
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: she sent me like a little snap of like a
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Google page. So she must have found the articles via
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: just like a Google search. But I just thought it
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: was fascinating. I was like, look at you. That is cool.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: I think Laura the librarian first pointed it out to
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: us and I had never noticed.
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: It's literally the change in high def.
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: Staring you in the face.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: There's probably a lot of things like that that didn't
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: get noticed until high def that they're just like, nobody's
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: going to know.
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: We know.
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 19:13
  Speaker 9: So the iconic scene where Blanche Devereaux gets called out
• 19:17
  Speaker 9: on her racial views actually happens in the Golden Palace
• 19:21
  Speaker 9: season one episode four. Blanche defends displaying the Confederate flag.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, yes.
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: Roland Wilson, the hotel manager played by Don Cheadle, firmly
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: and thoughtfully explains to Blanche why the flag is deeply
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: hurtful and a symbol of racism, leading to a moment
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: of realization and an apology from Blanche.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 19:43
  Speaker 8: Yes, I know what you're talking about now.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: You were talking about the bastard season called Golden Palace.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was going to say. So what you... really
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: done is prove that there was not a Golden Girls episode.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: There was, in fact, a Golden Girls.
• 19:55
  Speaker 8: But the same character, so he gets half a point.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: No, you're fine.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:59
  Speaker 8: You can share that mic, please.
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm woke. You know what I mean? So
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: I knew this.
• 20:05
  Speaker 8: No, it's pronounced you're awake right now.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Wow. All right, cool.
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: Did it.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: Well, while you were doing your thesis, I think we
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: settled on Rose.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: And the villain?
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's do Rose.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: Cool.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Sounds great.
• 20:23
  Speaker 8: Commercial! That's how we're doing it now, right?
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Commercial! Commercial!
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: Hey, I'm Pantsless Aaron.
• 20:30
  Speaker 8: This is Stevie.
• 20:31
  Speaker 9: And I'm Augie.
• 20:32
  Speaker 11: And we are Because Fuck You, That's Why, the podcast
• 20:35
  Speaker 11: that's all about playing games and having fun. Our games
• 20:38
  Speaker 11: are mostly based on British panel shows or British game shows,
• 20:40
  Speaker 11: but we'll play just about anything that catches our attention
• 20:43
  Speaker 11: and imagination. Our show is all about laughs, so please
• 20:46
  Speaker 11: come by and have a great time.
• 20:48
  Speaker 9: Why?
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: Because fuck you, that's why.
• 20:53
  Speaker 8: We came back, we came back to talk to you.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: We came back to get you through a quiz and trivia.
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: Today.
• 21:03
  Speaker 8: Today.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: Yay. Yay.
• 21:08
  Speaker 8: That was just for Kristen. That was a throwback to
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: our songs.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:12
  Speaker 8: Because she likes them so much.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: Spoiler alert. Songs are coming back, y'all. All right. We
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: did it. We watched the episode, you guys.
• 21:24
  Speaker 8: Was this your favorite episode, Ryan?
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Do not bring up the fucking minks again.
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: I mean, there was zero animal cruelty, but there was ableism.
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: So that was.
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: And fat phobia. So I enjoy both those things.
• 21:40
  Speaker 8: You missed the big fat phobic episode.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: There's a fat phobic episode that made all of us uncomfortable.
• 21:47
  Speaker 8: You're like, fuck that Jeremy asshole.
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, fuck him.
• 21:50
  Speaker 8: I'm glad your name isn't Jeremy because she wouldn't date you.
• 21:54
  Speaker 8: Although not your Jeremy, Kristen.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: He's fine.
• 21:56
  Speaker 8: That's my husband's name. Really, his name is perfect.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but your husband's name is spelled J-E-R-A-M-E. He does
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: spell it different.
• 22:07
  Speaker 8: I've never seen it with an A like that.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's Jaramay.
• 22:10
  Speaker 8: Jaramay.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: That's why he's not a dick.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Parents were hippies.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: That's fine. Your folks are hill people. It all works out.
• 22:17
  Speaker 8: He died in the Titanic. R.I.P.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Jaramay. R.I.P. Jaramay.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 22:24
  Speaker 8: What do the BFYDW boys call him? Don't they call
• 22:26
  Speaker 8: him something?
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Jeffermy.
• 22:27
  Speaker 8: Jeffermy. That's it.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, obviously. That was the show, everybody.
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: I mean, there was less murder than I was hoping for, but....
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: It was kind of what I thought it was going
• 22:37
  Speaker 7: to be. I kind of figured it out. It was
• 22:41
  Speaker 7: a little shorter than I wanted it to be. I
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: felt like it needed.
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: How dare you? Some of us are shorter.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: You forget that 19 minutes or 17 minutes or whatever.
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: Excuse me.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Short people are amazing. That's right, Abby.
• 22:58
  Speaker 8: What did you want it to be? Like an hour episode?
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: I feel like it didn't need the football subplot.
• 23:04
  Speaker 8: No, no, no, no.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: What we've learned about Golden Girls is that every excellent,
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: difficult plotline needs a wacky subplot. That's Susan Harris 101.
• 23:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Plus we get ultra-competitive Rose.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: This does feel like what you would call a filler
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: episode nowadays.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: It didn't add much.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: It was.
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: You know, they touched base on some serious stuff.
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: I mean, it was good.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: It wasn't the best thing I've ever seen, but it
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: was fine.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's not that Empty Nest episode. And that's
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: what really matters.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: What, the crossover Empty Nest episode?
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, where none of the people.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: It was a backdoor pilot.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: It was a backdoor pilot, and none of the people
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: from that episode end up, except for one... No, two actors.
• 23:59
  Speaker 8: Only two people end up in the actual show.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Harry weston i can't think of his real name but
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: harry and well he changed too remember it was paul
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: dooley oh that's right it was paul dooley so joe
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: azusa was the.
• 24:14
  Speaker 8: Only one i think it was just him yeah.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: They literally were like.
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: Fuck they recast the whole thing they're.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Like you stay oh rita moreno you're beautiful get the
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: fuck out you're out yeah like they literally.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Had a daughter get rid of the remodel the kitchen
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: uh identity disorder Yeah, gutted the kitchen set, redid it,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: and all new look.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Same idea.
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: I want to know which of the Golden Girls you
• 24:39
  Speaker 8: think is the most punk rock.
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: I mean, clearly it's Sophia.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: Because she's, she grows down, you know what I mean? Like,
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: it's Sophia.
• 24:50
  Speaker 8: Walks around with a meatball and pepper sandwich.
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: Right, like, I mean, and like, and it's like, for real,
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: you know what I mean?
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: Like. Yep, you have a stroke, tell it like it is.
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: The least punk rock is Blanche.
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, she does have racism issues, homophobia.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Not cool.
• 25:07
  Speaker 7: Not that that doesn't exist in punk rock, but like,
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: she's kind of a bad person, right?
• 25:15
  Speaker 8: She is out for herself, usually.
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: She votes for Trump, you think?
• 25:20
  Speaker 8: She may have. Ryan, yes, you know the first answer?
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, sorry, Ryan. What happens here at On the Lanai,
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: and I guess I should explain the rules to you,
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: because we're about to jump into this quiz. The rules
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: here at On the Lanai are that if you buzz
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: in before I finish the question, you don't get to answer.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: So as I haven't started the question, I will simply
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: explain that to you.
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: Everybody gets one time.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: But that's it. You've used it.
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: But it's so funny.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: No more, so don't ask.
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: But is it not funny? Is it not funny when
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: I buzz? There's no question. Is that not hilarious?
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: It was funny. Yeah, it was funny.
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: It was funny. It infuriates her.
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: That's funny. That's more funny.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: I'm saying the entire thing is funny.
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: Seeing the steam come out of her ears.
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: I'm not going to do it, but I want to
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: hit it so bad right now.
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: I just want to hit it. I wouldn't do it.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: What do you think?
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't.
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: She just tried to do it on mine and blame
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: me for it.
• 26:32
  Speaker 8: That would be funny.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: Can we start the quiz? Can you stop moving my microphone?
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: You kids share. Leave room for the Holy Spirit.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: The Holy Spirit left.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: See you later.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: There's just the two left now.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Cheese and crackers.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: The Holy Spirit left.
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: First question.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Rose says the football team played like a bunch of what?
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: That's fucking awkward. No, the ship sailed. Abby looked over
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: here even like they stopped talking. Are they dead?
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: The answer is Cabaretti. You buzzed in.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so the answer was she called them a bunch
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: of babies.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: Babies.
• 27:22
  Speaker 8: I was going to say wieners. Wieners on the brain.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: So Aaron has one point.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay. Yeah, thanks.
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: Ooh. A little sass.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, he ups the ante. He's on team not
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Aaron when he's here.
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: Goes right up your ante.
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: Moving on. Next question. This next one is a no
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: stump bonus. Rose calls Billy a panty waste. Where did
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: the term panty waste come from?
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: Oh, was I supposed to look that up?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: No, I just thought maybe you knew.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: I have no idea. I don't know.
• 28:12
  Speaker 8: Teach us, Erin.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: You get a second point. Yeah, no, it's a no
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: stump bonus.
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: I don't get a point. Oh, okay.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: So panty waists were a supportive undergarment or bodice for
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: young children. The underwear and things would adhere to the buttons,
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: which was the panty waist that adhered to the stuff.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: And so it became popular in the 1930s to call
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: people a panty waist for like unmanly, timid, delicate behavior.
• 28:40
  Speaker 8: I thought it was like when I eat Chipotle, I
• 28:42
  Speaker 8: waste a panty.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: I think maybe you're eating the wrong thing at Chipotle.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: Chipotle is like rich people Taco Bell. Taco Bell is
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: like shaker pants thrown away.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: When I say just a little bit of sour cream
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: and they go, what the fuck is wrong with you?
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: If I could just get the McDonald's by my house
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: to stop grilling the diced onions and let them know
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: it's unnecessary because otherwise, They're adding salt and pepper to them.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: So all they are is like salty, dry little flakes.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: They've made their own like dried onion flakes that you
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: would buy at a store. They just leave it so gross.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: Let's get a meatball and pepper sandwich.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I need. Or a bacon, lettuce and potato.
• 29:35
  Speaker 8: Bacon, lettuce and potato.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: Rather than a bacon, lettuce and potato sandwich, let's move
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: on to our next. question.
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: All right, that sounds good.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: What is the name of the man who cancels on Blanche?
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: And first in was Kristen, followed by, that's me.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I'm Gallagher.
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: You did it.
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Point Kristen.
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: I get to write down a point. This is the
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: first time I get to write down a point in
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: this game.
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: Erin and I are tied. You're tied.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: That's so cool. I love that for us. Resetting the buzzers.
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: Next question.
• 30:13
  Speaker 8: We're friends and we're tied.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: What is the name of the bartender?
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: This is me.
• 30:23
  Speaker 9: Ernie.
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 30:25
  Speaker 8: Pays to write down the cast.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: They offer trivia.
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: I wrote that down a while ago.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Unfair advantage. Okay.
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: I'm sure I'll win. We'll revisit if I win.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: John Quinn has also been stood up. But what was
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: he drinking until Blanche makes him spit?
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: You buzzed and I panic buzzed. You didn't let her finish.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: None of you technically did.
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: I know because I panic buzzed.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: I panic buzzed.
• 30:59
  Speaker 8: You hear it and you go, oh shit. Should we
• 31:04
  Speaker 8: start over?
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: We'll just go in order of the panic buzz. That's fine. Ryan,
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: you panic buzzed first.
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: He was drinking red wine, but it actually looked like
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: cranberry juice.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Well, we just want to know what he said it was.
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: So it was red wine. Yeah, thanks. There we go.
• 31:19
  Speaker 8: Can you tell us what year?
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: What region?
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: It was an ocean spray.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: Okay. Early vintage.
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: Southern Oregon.
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: 1988.
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: Cool.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Did you want to give us a point tally? We're
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: not really half. We're about halfway.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Everybody has a point.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: That's amazing.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Four-way tie.
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: I love a four-way.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: It's our first four-way on the Lanai.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Baby.
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: Not even with James.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: I've had a lot of non-sexual throuples, but I've never
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: been in a four-way until now. All right. Next question.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I've barely been in a two-way. Yes, I'm married. Marriage
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: is fun.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: It is usually.
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: I'm crying on the inside. Don't ruin it, you guys.
• 32:14
  Speaker 8: Don't get married.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Don't do it.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: Look here, I will have some small sort of lady event.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: So if not that, you'll throw me a different party
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: and buy me shit.
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: You can go through menopause. That's no problem.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: Next question. Unbelievable. You're not invited back. Well, we want
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: you next week, obviously. But then after that, no more.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
• 32:41
  Speaker 8: Now he's going to be like, fuck you and leave.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: You are invited back. We're just, we're always dicks to her. Yeah.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: I just didn't know that you'd join in quite so easily.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: I should have known. All right. What street is Andre's
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: dry cleaner on? Uh, excuse me. Was it third? No,
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. It is not.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Excuse me.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, excuse me. You got that wrong. Got nothing?
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I remember it. Andre brought his dry cleaning to
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: that place.
• 33:18
  Speaker 8: You don't get docked for a wrong guess if you
• 33:20
  Speaker 8: want to try. Oh, he buzzed in.
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: Fourth.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Okay, we're disabling buzzing. At this point, we're not going
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: to just randomly guess street names. This will take a turn.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: Now Kristen wants to try. Elm. It is Elm. God
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: damn it, Kristen. Every town has an Elm Street. I mean.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: There's a nightmare there. That was the best guess ever.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: Abby lives on Elm Street. She's the nightmare.
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: Next question.
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: Welcome to primetime, bitch.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: How much does Billy weigh with and without the book? Kristen.
• 34:12
  Speaker 8: 72 with the book, 68 without. 72 what? Pounds.
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: This isn't a metric thing.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: We're in America, bitch.
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: Freedom units, motherfucker.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: Freedom units. Get the fuck out of here. Jesus Christ.
• 34:29
  Speaker 8: How many stone?
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: How many hands?
• 34:35
  Speaker 8: That's how tall you are. How many hands do you weigh?
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: Why does Sophia offer Blanche some water?
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: Fuck. You're doing a good one this time, Erin. I
• 34:57
  Speaker 8: don't know.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: I warned y'all.
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: Erin, go hard.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: Yes, she does. Yes, Ms.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Scavaretti?
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Wait, if Kristen thinks she has an answer... No, I
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: have no idea. She offered her some water to wash
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: down the foot in her mouth.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, I wrote that whole line down, but yeah, a
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: glass of water to wash down the foot.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: Good job, Erin.
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: That was a good one. We should have known that.
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: Not too hard. Well played.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: What small actor does Sophia reference to Billy?
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: Excuse me.
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: Motherfucking Billy Barty.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Yep, Billy Barty.
• 35:42
  Speaker 8: I believe he was in Legend.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: I think so, yeah.
• 35:47
  Speaker 8: The Legend, Tim Curry.
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Well, he was also in an episode of.
• 35:52
  Speaker 8: He was. It's in my trivia.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: Little House on the Prairie, too. Oh, nope. Mrs. Olsen's
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: mean to him because he's small. Alright, point Gina on
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: that one. Alright, next question.
• 36:04
  Speaker 8: Are you ready?
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: What kind of sandwich?
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: Meatball and peppers.
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I was asking him a question. That was my bad.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: I think we have to give it to him.
• 36:20
  Speaker 8: He knew it. We all knew it.
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: I spoiled it.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: He can have it.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: So benevolent.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was trying to ask him how he was
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: holding up and then he fucking sniped that one.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: I didn't even hear a question.
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: I heard, what kind of sandwich?
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: I just heard sandwich.
• 36:40
  Speaker 8: I mean, that's really all we needed. You can finish
• 36:44
  Speaker 8: it if you want to.
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: No, it's fine.
• 36:47
  Speaker 8: Can I finish the sandwich?
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: How does John know that Blanche has arrived?
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: Kristen.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: He can smell her perfume.
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 36:59
  Speaker 8: You can smell that pussy.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Is that why Sophia is always telling her to wear
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: more underwear? Is that pussy?
• 37:10
  Speaker 8: Where's your panty waist?
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: Check your panty waist.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: We are recording like the opposite hours of what we
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: normally do.
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: I'm awake and those two probably aren't.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: It's fine.
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: I'm fine.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: Let's move on. Next question. What kind of slippers is
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Rose wearing?
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: Kristen.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: Funny slippers. I died when you said that. They're adorable.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: It's the first thing I noticed.
• 37:41
  Speaker 8: I love fuzzy slippers. My feet sweat. I would hate that.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Mine do too. I don't wear them very long, but
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: they're adorable.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: My feet feel damp and I'm like barefooted here in
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: the room and I hate it.
• 37:54
  Speaker 8: All I wear is Crocs because I got holes.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm wearing.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: Last question. And then I have a statement.
• 38:00
  Speaker 8: I actually have a statement.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: Oh, shit.
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: A prepared statement. Uh-oh.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Well, it's not that exciting.
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: We're in trouble.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: Really, really.
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: Mom's mad. Should we get the reporters in here?
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: No.
• 38:12
  Speaker 8: Fuck you.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: Fuck all of you. What is the Statue of Mussolini play? Ryan.
• 38:21
  Speaker 7: It's where they all tackle the star quarterback on the
• 38:23
  Speaker 7: first play, and then he's out for the game, and
• 38:25
  Speaker 7: they win.
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Well, Ryan got that one.
• 38:30
  Speaker 8: Fucking Rad Ryan.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Was that the last question?
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the last question.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: You didn't do a last line?
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: Not this episode.
• 38:38
  Speaker 8: Not always.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Or what was her remedy?
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: No.
• 38:42
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: So, Gina and Aaron are tied with two points each.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Rad Ryan has three points and I won with five.
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: See, so you didn't even have to worry about mine.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:55
  Speaker 8: What's your prepared statement, madam?
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Everybody pay attention?
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: Well, no, I just.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: The president has a statement.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Okay, let's all calm your tits.
• 39:07
  Speaker 8: The founder and CEO of Vondel and I would like
• 39:09
  Speaker 8: to speak.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: Dorothy almost always has like jelly sandals that make her
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: foot appear to be barefoot or as little of a
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: tongue as possible.
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: I don't think you're ready for that jelly.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Why the fuck when she's been basically barefoot the whole episode,
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: did she have pink socks on in the last scene
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: of that? I wrote down, Dorothy has on socks? And
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: I said, what, were Bea Arthur's feet cold that day?
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: The fuck? This woman is basically barefoot 24-7 on that show,
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: even if it doesn't go with her outfit.
• 39:45
  Speaker 8: Wasn't she pretending to have the flu?
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: No.
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's sick.
• 39:48
  Speaker 8: She was sick, remember?
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: She was in cozy socks.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Didn't Blanche put on her stockings when she.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Was sick, remember?
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're mostly covered up and like sick.
• 39:58
  Speaker 8: That's what you do on this show. You put on
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: legwear when you're sick. We remember that? So it tracks.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: Give me the costumer.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Amla and I would like to retract the statement made
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: by the president and CEO of Amla and I.
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: No, it's fucking bullshit.
• 40:14
  Speaker 8: No, it was a great observation. I didn't notice it.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: Unbelievable.
• 40:19
  Speaker 7: I like some references that are lost in the air.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Wait, she's going to do trivia. We've never had a
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: guest point stuff out.
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: Do it.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Don't hit me later.
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: Hit her a little.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to hit her.
• 40:38
  Speaker 8: Consent, children.
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: There was an Emmett Kelly joke.
• 40:47
  Speaker 8: There was a.
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: Dan quayle joke a raymond burr joke yes frank capra
• 40:54
  Speaker 7: joke you know he did mr smith goes to washington
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: and stuff like that you just don't like those are
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: like dead dead time periods you know what i.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Mean well it was 1989 it was more sure relevant.
• 41:07
  Speaker 7: Well yeah to the people of that age i mean
• 41:11
  Speaker 7: it wasn't like we were watching Mr.
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: Smith goes to Washington when I was in 1980. You
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: know what I mean?
• 41:16
  Speaker 7: Like I was saying, old lady, like they're jokes written
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: for old ladies. I will say the first, I, the
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: first 10 minutes were a little annoying because, or the first,
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: like the cold open was annoying because they just advertise things.
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: They advertised, uh, Pat Sajak's, uh, uh, television show, his
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: talk show. Uh, and then they advertised, uh, the like
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: lean cuisine or whatever it was like, uh, you.
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: Know what I mean?
• 41:40
  Speaker 7: Like they, even though it said it gave her gas,
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: like it was still like an advertisement for the product.
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: And like Lynn Redgrave used to be in those commercials.
• 41:50
  Speaker 7: And so it's weird. I also like that. My favorite
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: part was that the big butts weren't in fashion at
• 41:58
  Speaker 7: that point. Cause like, like where I'm like coming through
• 42:01
  Speaker 7: like a modern lens where he was like, your butt's
• 42:04
  Speaker 7: gotta be big and modern Blanche would be like, thank
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: you so much. Older Blanche was like, no, I like, like,
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: 70s long butts you know what i mean like that
• 42:14
  Speaker 7: was like the era of like 70 like like people
• 42:17
  Speaker 7: didn't have big butts you know what i.
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: Mean like own butts and lots of bush.
• 42:21
  Speaker 7: Yep that was that was the the era of long
• 42:24
  Speaker 7: butt and uh so that was funny um my favorite
• 42:28
  Speaker 7: jokes were the red meat uh red wine joke yes
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: And when he told her, I'm glad I never have
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: to look at you. I thought that was pretty good.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: You know, Sophia would be like, I wish I didn't
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: have to.
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: And make way for the victors. And then I have
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: my own trivia question. Oh, shit.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: What show is that.
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: Guy, whatever his name is on the thing, the blind guy,
• 42:55
  Speaker 7: what show is he.
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: A regular on?
• 42:58
  Speaker 8: Well, I have that in my trivia, so I know it.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: I don't remember.
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: I know I know him from somewhere and I just,
• 43:05
  Speaker 8: I don't know. Do you know Aaron? I don't. He
• 43:08
  Speaker 8: was on MASH.
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: MASH.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: Is he actually blind?
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: No.
• 43:14
  Speaker 8: No.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: Because he's one of the best actors at playing blind.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's hard because my biggest body of work
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: to compare it to is Melissa Sue Anderson or whatever
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: her name was on Lost in the Prairie and that
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: was terrible. She was like, are you talking, Pa? And, like,
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: sorry for hitting the mic, Pa would be in, like,
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: the other room and she'd be looking the opposite way. So, like,
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: this guy, I was like, he looks like he's not
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: intentionally looking anywhere.
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: Acting, thank you.
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and, uh, no, he's actually kind of an accomplished actor.
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: He's been in a bunch of stuff.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: Well, he's kind of a smoke show. I thought he
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: was pretty hot. I was like, this guy is above
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: Blanche's normal quality.
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, like, he was definitely, like, you know,
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: I mean, like, He felt like, even though he was blind,
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: he could, like, throw a dick.
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean? Like, he had that vibe.
• 44:06
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean? Like, that he was like, yeah,
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: I can't see you, but I can make you feel something.
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying? Like, he had that value
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: to him. You know what I mean?
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: Elon Musk is trying to put people on Mars. Like,
• 44:20
  Speaker 7: if I was blind or, like, a guy in a
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: wheelchair can't go up and down stairs, I'd be, like,
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: so pissed. I'd be like, why don't you figure out
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: some shit for me?
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Why don't you fix the problems here on Earth before
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: you try and get us somewhere else?
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: Honestly, I helped pilot, well, not pilot, but I helped demo.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: The dean came and had an, it was called an iBot.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: And it used the gyroscopes from the Segway to have
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: a wheelchair stand up on its side. two leg wheels
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: on top of the other two wheels so that you
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: could climb stairs. It would rotate and stuff. We had
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: to pull it from the theme park because at the
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: time it was, we had one throw itself down the stairs.
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: And we were like, we probably don't want to demo this.
• 45:04
  Speaker 8: If this could happen again.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:07
  Speaker 8: Famously.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: So.
• 45:11
  Speaker 8: Zero days.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: That happened.
• 45:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 45:15
  Speaker 9: Whoa!
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: That was not meant to be a Disney reference.
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: I clocked that.
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: That was a wheelchair that stands up. Fuck you.
• 45:23
  Speaker 8: When I worked at the park. Ryan, did you know
• 45:25
  Speaker 8: I worked at the park? My dad has a mouse skirt.
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: I don't.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I'm very jealous.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: You should hear how often I have to talk about
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Disney at work. Oh, every fucking day. Because it's in
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: my bio. And so then people who have my trainings
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: get my bio.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Who put it in your bio, right?
• 45:44
  Speaker 8: Best friends with Pocahontas.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Well I put it in my bio because it's fucking
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: impressive to have like Disney Apple um knots is not
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: really impressive whatever fuck this shit let's move on we
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: gotta keep this shit.
• 46:02
  Speaker 8: Moving we gotta keep going keep this ship on the
• 46:05
  Speaker 8: rails let's.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: Talk about what a bitch Rose was today like just
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: the total villain First of all, this road itself, I
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: don't really even have to do anything because anytime Rose
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: has a competition involved, she becomes this cold-hearted, cutthroat monster bitch.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: This is the woman that dumped multiple people on her
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: bowling team. She is a cutthroat island over here as Rose.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: But in addition to her competitiveness that we don't need
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: to elaborate too far on, What I would like to
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: point out is, A, she had two different yellows on.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: That's fucking fashion crime and I'm mad about it. The
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: hat was like a golden rod and her shirt was
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: like a lemon yellow.
• 46:54
  Speaker 8: The hat that could not ruin her hair.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And also, my request to speak to the costumer
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: for Golden Girls stands because I want to ask about
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: the fucking hats because they do a blanch with the
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: Dodgers hat, which also I'm like, the Dodgers are in
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: fucking Miami. Yeah, well, Sophia's normal. All right. More Rose
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: is the villain. She convinces the children to lie so
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: Billy can play. Like, convinces the children that the truth
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: is wrong. Eight-year-old children.
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: Devil. Then.
• 47:29
  Speaker 8: Scale could be broken. You don't know.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: She feeds the vaporizer goo for the humidifier machine to
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: Dorothy in an attempt to kill her, clearly.
• 47:44
  Speaker 8: Oh, if it's his family recipe, Dorothy never heard of it.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: I was like, Sophia's just fucking with Rose, right?
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: I wrote down everything that was in that freaking thing, too.
• 47:53
  Speaker 8: Oh, can you please tell us?
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, tell us.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Red pepper, oregano, garlic, chicken fat, and lard.
• 48:00
  Speaker 8: There. Now it's worth it. I hope you feel better.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 48:05
  Speaker 7: Beef?
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: Well, probably beef.
• 48:07
  Speaker 8: I'm guessing beef.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: Beef?
• 48:08
  Speaker 8: She did not say beef.
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: No, she said lard.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Lard.
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: Which is typically beef.
• 48:13
  Speaker 8: Oh, I thought you were talking about the sandwich.
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, you can get pork lard, but I'm
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: pretty sure it's beef lard.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: I'm so glad you were here to mansplain lard.
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: I am explaining for the listeners. Like, we're talking about
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: the stuff, right?
• 48:28
  Speaker 8: No, he's right. I didn't know why he said beef.
• 48:31
  Speaker 8: He's right. Okay, you didn't mean to see her.
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  Speaker 4: See?
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  Speaker 6: Now I'm going to have to start mansplaining things on it. No,
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: it's her favorite.
• 48:43
  Speaker 8: Fucking Timmy tried last week.
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: An eternal combustion engine works?
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: Anyway, and the last thing. The last thing that made
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: Rose a villain. She threatens to punch Sophia if the
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: boys lose that game.
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  Speaker 8: Punch her heart out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:03
  Speaker 8: Like right to her chest, I guess.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: She is a little old woman who has survived multiple
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: health scares, and at bare minimum, one stroke. I think
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: probably we don't need to punch her heart out. She'd
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: do it. she would she would if they had lost
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: she would.
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  Speaker 8: Have done it i'll get my gun again sophia.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: All right good work i.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: Got that was amazing so what trivia do you did
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: you do your trivia gina.
• 49:35
  Speaker 8: I mean ryan ryan mansplained our trivia Oh, okay.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: Did you have additional trivia? I didn't mean to steam.
• 49:41
  Speaker 8: All over that. No, let's do a special episode.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: It's okay. Wow, way to ruin it.
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: Let me explain to you how trivia works.
• 49:53
  Speaker 8: Where do babies come from? Can you let me know?
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 49:58
  Speaker 8: Why do dogs have cold noses?
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: Uh, excuse me?
• 50:02
  Speaker 8: Abby, yes.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, Abby.
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  Speaker 5: It's because I'm so little, my nose is always so cold.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, that's, okay, thank you.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: Also, I don't have a sweater.
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  Speaker 6: Mm.
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  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm. Abby, could you ask, uh, Rad Ryan if he
• 50:14
  Speaker 8: has anything to plug?
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: Uh, excuse me?
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: Uh, Mr. Man. Mr. Man.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: Gentleman who bought me pizza a while ago.
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  Speaker 6: I did.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: Um, Do you have anything you want to talk about?
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: So any upcoming shows? Also, we record ahead, as you
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: may have noticed.
• 50:38
  Speaker 7: I don't really want to suggest reading my books because
• 50:40
  Speaker 7: I do have books.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: Do not read his books.
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: Don't read them.
• 50:44
  Speaker 8: I'm not plugging them.
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: They're problematic.
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: Things to avoid.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: Your Hard Times articles are great.
• 50:55
  Speaker 6: I write for the Hard Times.
• 50:56
  Speaker 8: Those are fucking hilarious.
• 50:59
  Speaker 6: What was one of your favorites from my Hard Times article?
• 51:01
  Speaker 8: Now you put me on the spot. I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: The one where the guy said the thing about RoboCop
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  Speaker 8: or something.
• 51:10
  Speaker 6: I said ACAB except RoboCop.
• 51:13
  Speaker 8: Oh, that's right. That is one.
• 51:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that is one.
• 51:16
  Speaker 8: I stumbled on one.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: RoboCop is one of your favorite movies.
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: Literally my favorite movie.
• 51:21
  Speaker 8: Well, what's the bad one? He's an ACAB. 6,000? Is
• 51:25
  Speaker 8: that the bad one?
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: Ed 209.
• 51:27
  Speaker 8: Ed 209, that's it.
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: I have an Ed 209 tattoo.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: Do you really?
• 51:31
  Speaker 8: Because you like him?
• 51:36
  Speaker 7: It says that's life in the big city.
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: Because in the movie, the.
• 51:42
  Speaker 7: Guy gets shot by the Ed 209 in the office,
• 51:44
  Speaker 7: and then Miguel Farrar known for his amazing role.
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: In Twin Peaks.
• 51:50
  Speaker 7: He goes to the elevator and is excited that the
• 51:55
  Speaker 7: ED-209 project's been scrapped and that he's getting to do
• 52:00
  Speaker 7: the Robocop project. And the other guy says, oh, yeah,
• 52:04
  Speaker 7: that's too bad about Smith, huh? The guy who was
• 52:07
  Speaker 7: shot by the ED-209.
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: And then Miguel Farrar just looks at him and is like,
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: that's life in the big city.
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: And I think it's a good thing to remind yourself
• 52:14
  Speaker 7: all the time is that occasionally you may be shot
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  Speaker 7: to death by a giant robot.
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: So I got that tattooed on my arm.
• 52:24
  Speaker 7: So when I'm having a tough day, I can look
• 52:26
  Speaker 7: down and say I could be shot by a big robot.
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: So that's life in the big city.
• 52:31
  Speaker 8: That's coming next with the flock cameras. Just guns.
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly. That's life in the big city.
• 52:37
  Speaker 8: You are speeding.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Robocop shoots a man in the dick, so I think
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: he is ACAB.
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: He does a great job. You know what I mean?
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: He does a great job. Well, I appreciate you reading
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: from my Hard Times articles. That's been a lot of fun.
• 52:52
  Speaker 8: I appreciate you.
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: It's been a big fun project writing for those guys.
• 53:00
  Speaker 8: They're like the Onion, but more punk rock. If you
• 53:03
  Speaker 8: kids don't know them.
• 53:04
  Speaker 6: Punk rock scape culture.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:07
  Speaker 8: But funny.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:11
  Speaker 8: Well, where can they find us, Kristen?
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: You can find us across all socials at onlonipod. And
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: you can also email us at onlonipod at gmail.com. We
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: would love to hear from you.
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: Is this me?
• 53:26
  Speaker 8: Now for my trivia. Oh, yes, Abby.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, is it? Go ahead then.
• 53:30
  Speaker 8: No, I'm fucking around. Go ahead. Abby, come back.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: Abby, come back.
• 53:40
  Speaker 8: Have I come back?
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, I like that when you sing to me.
• 53:45
  Speaker 8: You can blame it all on pizza.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: The pizza. Okay, your cheesecake's ready. Yes, cheesecake. Yeah, you
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: should eat it now. It's been out of the fridge
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: for a little bit. It's going to get moist.
• 54:00
  Speaker 8: I hope you cut it with your poopy leg.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's my back leg.
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: I used my front leg.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, all right. Let's go eat cheesecake.
• 54:10
  Speaker 8: All right, guys. Let's say bye.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: Bye.