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IT CAME FROM SCREAMBOX! Onyx The Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls · WASD and Beyond

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  None. I haven't like had my lights on
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  this room in so long. I haven't seen the color of this
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  keyboard in years. It's it's all it's stained
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  yellow from from years of gamer sweat.
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  It's a it's a nice blue. It needs to be.
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  This keyboard needs to be wiped down though.
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  Take it apart and clean it. I'm probably going to.
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  It's not a bad idea. I do that.
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  I try to do. That I have AI bought a white
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  keyboard. Yes, A.
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  While back and I was like oh this is going to get so grody
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  and disgusting and thankfully still pretty white.
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  But I did. I took all the keys off a couple
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  weekends ago and I looked in there and I was like, Oh no.
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  You just got to hit that bitch with an aerosol can bro.
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  Or a vacuum. It was, it was rank in there.
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  Oh, it's stanky, no. It's just like there was just
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  like skin and and hairs in it. Fuck.
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  No, fuck no, I ain't doing that shit on air.
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  I was gonna do weapons on Cam. Help.
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  It's on Cam right now. No, I'm not fucking stupid.
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  That's right. That's right.
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  All right, anyways, guys, on to the movie.
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  This was Noah's week. Noah surprised us in terrific
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  fashion. And Noah, I'm just going to
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  throw the ball at you, dude. What do we watch?
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  Go for it. So this week we all watched
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  Onyx, the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls.
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  Yes. Dude, so good.
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  And I saw this, I was just scrolling through screen box and
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  I saw this. And I was like, that's the one.
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  That's why I pick. I didn't even pick a backup.
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  I was like, I'm going with this one.
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  We're going for broke. I had pretty low hopes going
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  into it, to be honest. It is a movie made, funded by
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  Kickstarter, made by a YouTube who I don't even know if you'd
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  call him a YouTube, but he's like he's he's more of an actor
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  really, cuz he just yeah, you'll recognize it.
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  We'll we'll like properly talk about him in the second year.
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  But movie was written and directed and starring Andrew
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  Bowser who plays Onyx to fortuitous you would have seen
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  his character as a Arby's worker who a woman drove through the
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  Arby's or as a Satanist in Detroit.
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  Excited to see a new statue that have been donated.
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  He's done this. Apparently he's been doing this
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  character for a long time with the what's in the bag on what
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  was that platform? It was on Alex.
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  Geek TV? Geek TV but but I think that
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  was. I don't know if Geek TV is
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  actually a thing because it all seemed pretty scripted, but it
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  was still funny because it was under his YouTube account.
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  I did. So I knew that it was a
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  character that he had done before.
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  It was sort of like, to me, it sort of felt like when
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  Superstar, the SNL movie, it was a character that started as a
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  bit and they gave it a movie. So I was doing, I did a little
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  research on Mr. Bowser here. Like I'd mentioned.
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  You'd recognize him from those videos.
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  He majored in film at the School of Visual Arts in New York City.
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  He worked in film and theater. Afterwards, he mostly worked on
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  some music videos. He worked with bands, Sr. 71
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  Speech and Gym Class Heroes. He also, yeah, he did a music
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  video with them. He also made some music videos
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  for his own band called Zelda Zella Maisel and their album The
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  Murder, the Murder Porn and Fatherhood EP.
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  And I, I was listening to that while I was doing the research
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  during my lunch break. And you know what?
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  Not that bad. Pretty good, pretty good.
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  I highly recommend it. I can't even know how to like
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  how I would classify. It's like indie rock.
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  Like Prague Rock or Yeah? Yeah, kind of like, kind of like
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  whiny rock like. Midwest Samo.
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  Yeah, sad boy, sad boy. Hours.
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  Well, he's from Michigan, is he not?
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  He's from Maryland. Yeah, he's, oh, he's from
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  Maryland, OK. Yeah, I think he just reside
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  resided in Michigan. OK, so I thought people said
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  that he like went to Schoolcraft college for a little bit.
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  I thought the he, I. Mean, I didn't see anything
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  about that, but in terms of his school, it just said like NYU
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  school for visual, school of visual arts, whatever.
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  So in 2009 he was hired by MTV to make a 30 minute sketch
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  comedy show. He pitched himself in the
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  basement of the network, working with his friends who would who
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  are going to be puppets to hack the network and put their
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  sketches into the broadcast. That's cool.
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  The show got featured, Yeah, a little bit.
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  The show got featured on Funny or Die, College Humor and an HBO
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  contest called Let's Go Viral. The contest also features the
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  Mother of Invention, which also had Juno Temple, who you'll know
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  as Keely on Ted Lasso, and Zelda Williams, who's Robin Williams
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  daughter. Yeah.
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  So this guy is a history of like getting people and that kind of
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  leads in to some of the stuff we're going to talk about in
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  terms of the cast of this. He also made another film called
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  Worm, which was shot only using a GoPro and a found footage
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  crypted movie called Jimmy Tupper versus the Goat Man of
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  Bowie. Which that's where he's from, is
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  Bowie, MD. Gotcha.
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  OK. All of this has LED up to Onyx
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  the Fortuitous and The Talisman of Souls, his latest crowdfunded
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  movie, which premiered at the 2023 Sundance Film Festival.
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  The budget? It's hard to say for a budget,
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  but over 7000 people on Kickstarter raised over $600,000
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  for this movie, which it only made back about 180,000.
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  But because it's a Kickstarter, you got to keep in mind that
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  people contributing were probably going to get a free
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  copy, essentially. Well, yeah, plus all any, any
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  and all merch that he was adding to the bundles.
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  So is this. So it's not really a loss then
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  in my opinion. No, not really.
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  I don't know financially. Like the thing would you get on
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  Google is it's like it cost 600,000 and it only made 180.
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  So when you look at it like that, it obviously looks like a
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  loss. But I think in reality it's
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  somewhere in the middle. If he makes another one, I think
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  that's a sign that it was successful.
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  Yeah. And the cast, just to touch on
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  them, this is an insane cast. They got a lot of like big
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  names. They got the biggest one that we
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  noticed first was Terence Carson, who is the original
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  voice of God of War. He's also done a bunch of other
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  video games. He did Far Cry Primal, Unreal
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  Tournament, Three, Saints Row Four, and he's done a bunch of
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  TV shows and movies and other video games.
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  You got the the woman who played Shelly has been in Shameless,
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  Righteous Gemstones, Marvelous Miss Mabel Maisel and Muppets
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  Mayhem, which Alex pointed out, which is awesome.
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  Yeah. There was another one that kind
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  of blew my mind too. I can't remember what the hell
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  it was. The one that blew my mind was
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  Ralph Einson. Who is that Bartok?
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  Yeah, well, no, no, he played Abaddon, but you would know him
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  from The Witch or Nosferatu Chernobyl, the creator in the
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  North Bend. He's like he appears in your
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  favorite a 24 movie. Insane.
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  That I heard his voice. I was like, no way did he get
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  that guy. I looked on the IMDb and it was
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  him. So that's the business out of
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  the way. What did you guys think?
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  Who do you want me to start, Alex?
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  Or do you want to go? Look real quick in the spooky
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  boys chat. I cannot because if I do.
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  That I cannot. Oh wow.
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  Well. Still, I'm assuming that's from
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  the show you were just talking about.
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  But like, if you look closely, it's Jazz Mender.
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  Yeah, but it's not the same. It's not the same girl who plays
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  it, but that's that character. You can.
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  Tell that's her after the show I will look and I'm probably going
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  to go oh what the fuck. That would have been from the
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  MTV thing. Yeah, but like, you could tell
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  that's meant to be that character or that has the same
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  headdress. But yeah, go on, Nick.
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  You have fun. OK.
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  All right. This was a perfect example of
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  how to do horror slapstick comedy.
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  I haven't. I'm not likening it to Army of
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  Darkness. That's not what I'm doing here.
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  This is nowhere near Army of Darkness, but I laughed the same
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  as I would would have laughed at points during Army of Darkness
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  in a good way 'cause it's what Andrew Bowser did with Onyx and
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  Fortuitous as a character is astounding.
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  The like the there's no fuck, it's not feasible normally to
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  see Onyx and Fortuitous who I remember seeing just in random
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  YouTube videos going up to news crews and just doing the, I
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  don't know, tiny wines and shit like that, like or like IGN
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  skits or things like that. And I mean, I and I've seen
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  Andrew Bowser on your pretty faces going to hell as like the
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  Oh my God, what's that thing people do at restaurants?
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  Trivia. He was like the trivia.
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  He was like the trivia Wiz of that show.
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  So like to see. That is a perfect role for him.
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  Dude, that's crazy. We'll we'll watch that episode
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  after this, but to see Andrew Bowser take Onyx the Fortuitous
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  and do this with it, that character, it's it's awesome.
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  This character when when Noah first started playing, I'm like,
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  I remember seeing this. I never watched it because like,
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  how do you take something that is digestible in two-minute
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  chunks or a character that is here and there?
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  Alex, do you have something on your mind that you want to say
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  right now, before you lose it? I'm just look, I'm just looking
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  at I was trying to figure out what that girl is from that blew
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  my mind. She's the mom from Bubble Boy.
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  What way, dude? Who?
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  The redheaded. Shelly what?
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  Shelly Yeah, yeah. Legend of the Game.
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  Alex would come on. But to to be able to take that
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  character and to do this with it is awesome.
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  I love this movie so much. So much in fact, that I am going
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  to be buying this physically to put on my shelf.
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  I thought it was awesome. The practical effects here are
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  done wonderfully. The puppetry is astounding,
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  Abaddon is insane to see on film, and I can only imagine
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  what that set looks like that day and I would have killed to
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  see that. You know, this is this movie's
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  like recent. They probably still have those
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  somewhere that you could like, yeah, they, they've got to be
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  somewhere. You got to be able to go see
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  them somewhere. Do we know the puppet, the
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  puppet master? The maker for this looks like
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  the same guy who does Meat Canyon stuff.
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  It does look. Like I don't know if it was same
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  it was. It did look very similar though,
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  but I don't know if it was the same guy.
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  OK, if we if we find that out before the end of the show, let
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  me know because these puppets and these this practical
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  effects, like I don't want to spoil too much because of how
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  recent this film is, but there is a specific couple puppets
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  that you see in this film and it is amazing.
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  It like you know what it reminded me of when I first saw
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  Mars attacks like that like color.
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  I mean, obviously Mars attacks Mars attacks was an early CG
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  film. I wish you could have done that
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  movie with puppets. That would have been insane.
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  I. Mean they could have, but.
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  Yeah, well, not with that that many Martians, but like there
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  was like certain things here. I was just like, this is
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  awesome. Like the banter he has with his
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  like stepdad thing is so funny. Like the whole like, fuck you
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  Todd. Fuck you Todd, like that shit
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  crushed us. You sold Mac and cheese buckets
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  for doomsday preppers? Yeah, dude, why do you wear a
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  suit like it's the. Suit makes the man.
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  This this is 1 liners in this film that captured me.
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  It was like, oh, this is just a fun movie.
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  Like they took the they took their role serious, but they had
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  faunting. It's one again.
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  I always go back to you can tell when the actors on set and the
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  director are clicking because everyone's having a good time.
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  You can tell here, everyone had a good time.
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  The big name actors here that you were shocked to see are
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  having fun. They're being goofy.
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  They don't give a fuck. It's it's awesome.
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  This was great. I loved every second of this
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  film and it's when we go to the rating it's I'm just going to
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  tell you right now it's a 5 out of five.
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  I love this film so fucking much.
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  I will watch it again and I will suggest to the Spawn camp that
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  we watch it together because they need to see this movie.
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  Bartok alone as a villain is so flamboyantly awesome.
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  He is so over the top. I love for most of the movie
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  he's wearing a tracksuit. Yeah, he's AI.
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  Didn't I didn't notice that until the end.
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  And I'm like, I'm like, oh, just pay.
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  You know, you got to pay attention to the costumes.
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  It's it's great, man. The the costumes, the sound
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  design, the set design. I was shocked at some of the
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  locations here. It's it's wonderful.
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  It looks great, it feels good. This is a good, good, good movie
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  and it should be watched also the the many different homages
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  throughout the film to pop culture, which I I'll let Alex
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  probably tackle and Noah tackle to I won't.
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  One of my favorites was an evil dead reference in the film that
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  I immediately was like Alex, like you hear that?
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  And I'm like, I think so, and it was just like, that's awesome,
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  Like it's this is great. This is great for the genre and
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  we need more like this. We need more.
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  This is remind me of was it Tuckerdale versus?
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  No Dale Tucker versus evil. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Dale Tucker, Brazil. That's a great film, Fido.
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  Like, I don't know if you guys remember that movie.
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  Fido's awesome. Like, this is what that reminds
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  me of, and I'm glad this exists. I remember.
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  Fivol. Fivol.
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  Yeah. Yep.
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  Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty.
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  All right, Alex, your turn. Just a banger flick from
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  beginning to end. Like I kind of went into it with
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  like, Oh my God, this is just going to be I mean, it is a
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  meme. It's a meme from beginning to
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  end. But I thought I was going to be
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  like a little. You're facing like, cool.
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  Yeah, I know. I was like I was.
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  I was kind of hoping for when I when I was picking it, I was
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  like, oh, one of them is going to be like, really?
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  Yeah, It's just like, it's just this character.
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  Like how do you make a character like this work for almost 2
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  hours? And he did it.
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  I thought I was going to be cringe, I can't lie.
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  But no, we were all laughing out loud non-stop the entire time.
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  Like Nick said, just stupid one liners.
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  I mean, if you like dumb, like I wouldn't even like consider this
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  a whore. Or maybe there's like just a
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  little bit of gore here and there, but not even that much.
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  But like it's just at the end of the day, just like really dumb
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  funny comedy. And I love those.
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  I'm a sucker for those. I just, I want, I want to talk
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  about it, but like, there's just you can't because everyone
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  should go watch this movie because it's just a good laugh.
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  We can do spoilers. What's the homage that got you,
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  Alex? The homage.
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  Freaking the fuck out. Dude, are we Dewey Dumbbella?
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  Child, it was crazy. They started doing like the
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  chanting, he started doing the like the spell and Alex was like
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  get the fuck out of here. And I was like, I was like, pick
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  out something there that just sounds like gibberish.
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  Didn't they do another one too? They did The Evil Dead.
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  Verata Niktu. Yep.
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  That's evil. That's Army of Darkness.
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  Yep. Yeah, and they didn't.
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  They didn't get more, actually, yeah.
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  Well, they did a whole bunch of like random like, yeah, but I
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  but I won't do that. And I was like, you shut up you.
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  Fucking yeah they they. Do they?
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  That was. A long set up for that joke.
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  And then and then they brought it in at the end of the movie
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  with the yeah. And I will just say this, that
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  was that was actually him singing, obviously.
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  He sings in his band. But this was very poorly done.
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  It was as Onyx I dug. It the.
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  And that was also what the fuck was your name?
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  That was her singing too. That was actually her singing as
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  well. Oh dope.
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  Yeah, they sing meatloaf. I'm just going to say it.
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  They sing meat. We'll say we're we're, we're in
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  full spoilers at this point. They sing meatloaf.
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  No, obviously we're spoiling too much.
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  Well, I mean, we're just to talk about it.
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  Honestly, I don't feel like anything we say is going to take
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  away from how good the movie is to experience.
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  It was definitely like, I did not expect the quality of the
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  effects that we got. And I think a large part of that
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  is that it was probably like mostly practical stuff, like
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  with all the creatures, they did prosthetic or they did a puppet.
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  Yeah, I mean, dude, it was just done so well and it was all
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  tasteful. That's what was so good about
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  this film. It was done so smart.
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  Like they did it so smart, man, and everything just felt so
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  cohesive. It felt natural, like the
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  puppets, like you could tell they're fucking puppets.
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  So that didn't matter because of how real in the world it looks.
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  It looks those puppets, those ghouls, those the box demon.
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  It looked like it belonged in this universe.
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  It didn't feel out of place to see it there.
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  Whatever. There's practical effects, like
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  people have talked this to death, but like they're you get
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  away with a lot when it's clear that like, like what's up?
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  I mean, the ghoul mask, it's yeah, like it, it looks like
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  from the mask, like it's like it's goofy and cartoony, but
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  it's like you can tell that's real.
• 22:29
  Like that's is how it looked to the actors looking at it.
• 22:33
  And that like it lends it this, this like fidelity.
• 22:37
  You just the worst puppet is still better than a decent CG
• 22:42
  effect. Yes.
• 22:43
  Not that these were bad. These are really good, but that
• 22:45
  sort of idea is on full display here.
• 22:51
  So there has to be, there has to be drawings out there of those
• 22:54
  before the like obviously, because everything's a drawing
• 22:56
  before they make it. I'd love, I'd love to see those
• 22:59
  drawings, actually. Even even more of the mold of
• 23:02
  that probably still exists. They could probably make more.
• 23:05
  Dude, you know what actually those those ghouls they remind
• 23:09
  me of, they live those awesome. A little bit.
• 23:13
  Right colors like it remind me of a comic book too.
• 23:17
  Like it was like a comic book character.
• 23:19
  Literally like thrown onto the floor and I'm looking and I'm
• 23:23
  like, this is so poppy and bright and it shouldn't belong
• 23:28
  on the fucking same screen, but here it is.
• 23:32
  And I was just like, damn, this looks fucking good.
• 23:34
  Like you just cannot beat that. You cannot beat that.
• 23:37
  I'm sorry. Don't be if that's because
• 23:40
  you're because it's true. It's fucking.
• 23:44
  It came from screen box. We love.
• 23:46
  We love a practical effect. We are very big on practical
• 23:49
  effects. Speaking of, I do have to talk
• 23:52
  about Bartok in one movie he was in.
• 23:55
  Please. Because yes, please.
• 23:58
  First off, Bartok, played by Jeffrey Combs, is has a huge
• 24:04
  repertoire. Is that cool?
• 24:05
  Yeah, huge repertoire of stuff. And he was one of the shitty
• 24:11
  scientists in one of my favorite movies of all time, The fucking
• 24:14
  Guyver, which talk about practical effects.
• 24:19
  That movie also has a shit ton of great practical effects and
• 24:21
  like that's. Mark Hamill, too, right?
• 24:23
  Yeah, There you go. It's crazy this cast who they
• 24:26
  can be attached to if not themselves.
• 24:29
  Yeah. Dude.
• 24:30
  Dude knows people for sure. He was also in Reanimator, was
• 24:34
  he not? He was in Reanimator, The
• 24:36
  Frighteners. A good bunch of people were in
• 24:37
  the. Frighteners, dude.
• 24:38
  Insane was it? Fear.com.
• 24:44
  That's a classic. Bunch of just classic horror
• 24:48
  movies. Love it.
• 24:50
  It's crazy, if they ever do a sequel of this I wouldn't be
• 24:53
  surprised if like like if they got like an insane get like if
• 24:57
  like Robert Downey Junior just shows up for no reason.
• 25:00
  Oh my. God, Matt Damon.
• 25:03
  You're like Matt Damon, somebody big, I think.
• 25:06
  Matt Damon. Would definitely do it.
• 25:11
  Dude, they they left it open. They did leave it open.
• 25:14
  They did. They did.
• 25:15
  They have the wide open. Dude, they set it up and we want
• 25:19
  to talk about just like more practical effects, right?
• 25:23
  At the end, everybody is like transformed.
• 25:26
  Into their. They're all got like prosthetics
• 25:29
  and makeup and and a full face mask and all of that cool shit.
• 25:35
  Like that old Backstreet Boys commercial video?
• 25:37
  Yeah, exactly. That old Backstreet Boys video?
• 25:40
  Just like it. Yep, so good.
• 25:43
  He's walking around, he's in the house.
• 25:45
  He's like Professor X showing around the mansion.
• 25:48
  He fucking what? I cracked the fuck up with that.
• 25:50
  I was like, this is literally just Charles Xavier.
• 25:52
  That's I love it. I loved it so much.
• 25:55
  Good Noah buddy, phenomenal pick.
• 26:00
  Thank you, I'm watching it again this weekend with my girl.
• 26:05
  I. Am going to show this to my
• 26:07
  girlfriend and she is going to be probably unimpressed and then
• 26:10
  I'm going to show it to her brother and he's going to love
• 26:12
  it. Brooke Brooke, you better enjoy
• 26:15
  this movie. So, so I think I I'm sure she's
• 26:20
  seen there's no way fortuitous and maybe doesn't know, but I
• 26:25
  think she'd like it. I don't know.
• 26:26
  We watched Cannibal the musical. We love that.
• 26:28
  But that's also. We've seen LPN live together,
• 26:32
  we've seen LPN live together. There's no, there's no fucking
• 26:35
  way. Maybe Brooke should like this
• 26:38
  one. We really love this.
• 26:40
  Oh my God. Watch it with your friends.
• 26:41
  Get some friends together. Take a shot every time, he says.
• 26:44
  I don't know, I. Don't know, I don't know.
• 26:46
  Roll a hog leg. You don't have to.
• 26:48
  There's one scene. You don't have to do it there.
• 26:50
  You'll. I would just know what I mean
• 26:51
  When you get, I would soak it in.
• 26:53
  I would maybe let that scene soak it and you're going.
• 26:57
  To go. Yeah, it's a good scene.
• 26:59
  It needed to be there, but when it happens, you're like.
• 27:03
  Oh God. This got really real once in a.
• 27:05
  While he'll like, you know, it's like funny joke, funny joke, ha
• 27:08
  ha, silly. Can you believe this guy?
• 27:10
  And then he'll be like, actually do some acting for a second and
• 27:14
  it's really good. It is dude.
• 27:17
  It's super good. Fucking Andrew Bowser man.
• 27:20
  You crushed it. Hop on the show.
• 27:23
  Yeah, come on the show, dude. I want to.
• 27:25
  I'll I will continue to glaze this movie with you sitting
• 27:29
  right there. Hop on the show we will if any
• 27:34
  Matt Manjoridis hopped on. Which by the way, if you have
• 27:37
  not listened to that episode, please go listen to that so that
• 27:40
  Matt, the amount of knowledge this fucking guy has Matt
• 27:46
  Manjoridis was awesome to have on the show.
• 27:49
  Thanks for hopping on, Andrew Bowser.
• 27:52
  Listen, if your agents see this video, I'm floating around on
• 27:55
  YouTube. Hear the podcast like Matt's
• 27:57
  did. Holler at us.
• 27:59
  You'll find us on social media. Just reach out.
• 28:03
  Just reach out. And get out.
• 28:04
  That would be that would be actually insane.
• 28:06
  I would love, I'd love to pick his brain for a little bit.
• 28:09
  You got 1 weaker. I'm reaching out to you.
• 28:11
  What if Honest just came on instead?
• 28:14
  If Onyx came on. Well, see, that's the thing.
• 28:16
  Did you it's a character, But he he does like, he'll like post,
• 28:21
  like update videos and stuff and he'll be he'll be, you know, not
• 28:26
  in character, But I don't know if it'd be better to have him in
• 28:29
  character. I think a segment would be fine.
• 28:31
  I don't think I can do an entire I think.
• 28:33
  It'd. Be 20 minutes with him.
• 28:36
  But like, fine. But I do want to ask Andrew.
• 28:41
  Hey, dude. Be gripping sheets something
• 28:43
  fierce. You're like Jesus.
• 28:45
  The virgin thing. And I'm a fat fucking virgin.
• 28:49
  Fat fucking fat fucking virgin. How a fuck you made them all
• 28:54
  bitches and whizzes. I'm the fucking fat fucking
• 28:56
  virgin. What?
• 28:58
  Dude, when I say like we like we said man, this movie had perfect
• 29:01
  one liners. It was just quick, quick, quick,
• 29:03
  quick quip and it was like, God damn, dude, this just doesn't
• 29:07
  stop. It's so good.
• 29:08
  Go see this movie. Go see Onyx.
• 29:13
  You need to. You know.
• 29:14
  Watch on screen box Yes or buy it on screen box.
• 29:17
  Buy physical. Watch it on screen box then buy
• 29:20
  the physical. Like this?
• 29:22
  Absolutely. We need do.
• 29:26
  A. Should we get some rankings?
• 29:28
  Yes, Noah, you start. It's your movie.
• 29:30
  I'm five out of five. I laughed my ass off for most of
• 29:34
  this movie. It was very good, very fun time.
• 29:37
  Love a practical effect, love a puppet.
• 29:39
  Insane cast. He crushed it.
• 29:42
  I really hope he gets the opportunity to do this character
• 29:45
  some more. Five out of five this movie made
• 29:50
  me happy and just laugh and just I was stoked to watch it with
• 29:54
  these guys. I I cannot wait to show other
• 29:59
  people this film to just see how hard they laugh.
• 30:02
  This was so well done and I love what he did with this character,
• 30:08
  a character again that I doubted for the movie.
• 30:10
  I was like, there's no fucking way this works Like there's no
• 30:13
  fucking way this works. And now I'm kicking myself in
• 30:15
  the ass for not pledging to the Kickstarter, not seeing it two
• 30:20
  years ago. Like it's a 5 out of five film.
• 30:25
  It's a, it's, it's a damn near perfect horror comedy movie.
• 30:29
  It is, it is great. It is fucking awesome, Alex.
• 30:33
  Five out of five. That's our second perfect movie.
• 30:37
  It has, it has a, it has, it's a good, it's a good chuckle.
• 30:42
  It has your good practical effects and just a small bit of
• 30:45
  maiming. Yes.
• 30:47
  That's all you need. Maiming, yes.
• 30:51
  Top notch on it. Watch this flick.
• 30:54
  Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls.
• 30:57
  Go watch it now on screen box, buy it physically so you can
• 31:01
  keep it forever and no one could take it away from you and you
• 31:04
  can have an awesome box on your shelf.
• 31:06
  Go check out Andrew Bowser, man. Like he's doing a lot of cool
• 31:09
  shit. It seems like this was just an
• 31:12
  example of something and if you want to do something, you can do
• 31:16
  it. And that's another reason I
• 31:18
  think this is a perfect movie. He wanted to do it, he did it,
• 31:21
  and this is the result. Fuck yeah man, what another
• 31:25
  great addition. It came from screen box Noah.
• 31:28
  Good shit. Movie's pretty cool.
• 31:33
  It's pretty cool. I don't know, I.
• 31:35
  Don't know. Next week's movie I fear for us
• 31:38
  because it is Alex's turn, and Alex has already told us the
• 31:44
  next movie's a far. Shot it's going to be a bad time
• 31:46
  it's. Going to be a bad time, and I'm
• 31:49
  also ready for that as we've been spoiled with a Goofy Movie
• 31:52
  on my end, a good Goofy Movie on Noah's end, and Alex would come
• 31:56
  in and just punch us in the Dick.
• 31:57
  So very excited for that. You guys get ready for next
• 32:00
  week. Screen box.
• 32:03
  Thank you screen box. Also, before we go, the Toxic
• 32:07
  Avenger mops his way in the theaters August 29th This
• 32:10
  summer. Go see Toxie in theaters.
• 32:12
  Unrated, uncut, and the hero we need is going to be there for
• 32:18
  you. Thank you Syniverse, Toxic
• 32:20
  Avenger, thank you Final Boss for the awesome stuff I always
• 32:24
  have draped on my body and on my walls.
• 32:27
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• 32:29
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• 32:45
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• 32:48
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• 32:50
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• 32:53
  anime so go do that and until next week guys take it easy and
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• 33:08
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