Latest / Movie Meltdown / 191: Show Us on the Doll Where the Movie Touched You
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- 0:10Speaker 1: Hello, this is Peter Mayhew, listening to Movie Mountain Down.
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- 1:07Speaker 3: My name is Dewey Finn, and no, I'm not a
- 1:10Speaker 3: licensed teacher, but I have been touched by your kids,
- 1:14Speaker 3: and I'm pretty sure I've touched them.
- 1:20Speaker 4: Way down among Brazilians, coffee beans grow by the billions,
- 1:25Speaker 4: so they've got to find those extra cups to fill.
- 1:29Speaker 4: They got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil.
- 1:34Speaker 5: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I am Brian.
- 1:37Speaker 2: I'm Dave.
- 1:38Speaker 6: I'm Beau.
- 1:39Speaker 5: I'm Greg.
- 1:40Speaker 3: I'm Ben.
- 1:41Speaker 5: And we are back for another session of the Caffeinated
- 1:43Speaker 5: Movie Geek.
- 1:44Speaker 2: Cappuccino my butt. I still drink coffee.
- 1:47Speaker 6: The last fucking thing you need is another cup of coffee.
- 1:51Speaker 7: It's time for the Caffeinated Movie Geek.
- 1:54Speaker 5: We are coming to you live from Nancy's Bagel Grounds
- 1:56Speaker 5: where we will get together, drink coffee... And talk about
- 2:00Speaker 5: movies that touched us in a very special way. We'll
- 2:04Speaker 5: get to that later. So... Okay.
- 2:07Speaker 2: Ooh.
- 2:07Speaker 7: What, you didn't... You make it sound scandalous when you
- 2:09Speaker 7: say it that way.
- 2:11Speaker 5: You didn't have that?
- 2:12Speaker 8: Brad, I'd say this was a Divinals episode.
- 2:15Speaker 5: I don't know. So, yeah. Yeah, so while we're having
- 2:21Speaker 5: our coffee here, I will throw it out there. Dave,
- 2:23Speaker 5: what blend of coffee are we drinking this week?
- 2:26Speaker 2: This is Fisher's and Fowler's.
- 2:28Speaker 5: We better enjoy it because I think I've rounded this
- 2:30Speaker 5: one out. So this might be the last batch for
- 2:33Speaker 5: quite a while. So enjoy your fishers and followers.
- 2:37Speaker 9: A little bit of hint of chocolate in there.
- 2:41Speaker 5: Sure. Welcome to the coffee review.
- 2:45Speaker 2: The aftertaste.
- 2:46Speaker 5: A little citrus. I get a little citrus.
- 2:50Speaker 3: Smoky.
- 2:51Speaker 5: All right, so this one we're guessing we're going to
- 2:55Speaker 5: ramble on like we do. So we're just going to
- 2:58Speaker 5: get right into it. It is time for The Grind.
- 3:12Speaker 5: Once again, it has been a little while, I guess.
- 3:14Speaker 5: In this segment, we discuss a specific topic or question
- 3:17Speaker 5: related to movies. As often as possible. We'd like them
- 3:20Speaker 5: to come from you, but that rarely happens. If for
- 3:23Speaker 5: some reason you actually had a question or topic you
- 3:26Speaker 5: would like us to address, email them to us at geeksatmoviemeltdown.com
- 3:30Speaker 5: and we'll see if we can work them in. Since
- 3:32Speaker 5: you didn't, this week's topic comes from Beau.
- 3:36Speaker 7: I'm sorry.
- 3:37Speaker 5: No, no. It's a good one. We just have to
- 3:39Speaker 5: word it right because as we found out earlier, we
- 3:41Speaker 5: all take it a different way or we take it
- 3:43Speaker 5: the way we usually take everything straight into the gutter.
- 3:46Speaker 5: So you originally said we should reminisce on the first
- 3:50Speaker 5: movie that touched us in that special way. So I think,
- 3:53Speaker 5: as I put it earlier, trying to specify, the first
- 3:58Speaker 5: movie that just clicked with you and you saw it
- 4:01Speaker 5: differently than the way you'd seen movies in the past,
- 4:03Speaker 5: you sort of fell in love with the whole idea
- 4:05Speaker 5: of movies, and it inadvertently turned you into a movie geek.
- 4:08Speaker 5: So that's kind of the general.
- 4:11Speaker 3: Area we're headed for.
- 4:11Speaker 2: That's what I was shooting for.
- 4:13Speaker 10: So.
- 4:15Speaker 5: With that, I guess we will get it rolling. If
- 4:18Speaker 5: you're ready to.
- 4:18Speaker 2: Go, Dave, you can go. I'm ready to go. It's very,
- 4:22Speaker 2: very early in my life in this case, and that
- 4:24Speaker 2: is King Kong, the original King Kong. Definitely. And it's
- 4:28Speaker 2: all a part of a particular... It's not just that film,
- 4:33Speaker 2: but it's all a part of a particular week in
- 4:35Speaker 2: my life when I was four. Channel 3 movies, local
- 4:40Speaker 2: wave TV, the 4 o'clock movie that a lot of
- 4:43Speaker 2: us grew up with. They had a stop-motion week, or
- 4:46Speaker 2: a stop-motion monster week. And at the age of four,
- 4:49Speaker 2: you're still not able to actually define what's real and
- 4:52Speaker 2: what's not in a movie. And that week, I saw
- 4:57Speaker 2: mostly Harryhausen movies. They came from beneath the sea, and
- 5:01Speaker 2: they showed Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, and I think they
- 5:04Speaker 2: showed 20 Million Miles to Earth, but they capped it
- 5:07Speaker 2: off on Friday with the original King Kong. And since
- 5:10Speaker 2: I was four.
- 5:11Speaker 5: The big finale, as.
- 5:12Speaker 2: It should be. And, you know, it all leads to
- 5:14Speaker 2: that anyway when it comes to Harryhausen. And all week
- 5:18Speaker 2: I was pretty, you know, entranced by what I was seeing.
- 5:22Speaker 2: I knew there weren't dinosaurs, yet I was seeing, you know, dinosaurs.
- 5:27Speaker 2: And really didn't know how it was being done. My
- 5:30Speaker 2: family didn't really know how it was being done. They
- 5:32Speaker 2: were trying to explain to me, well, that's not really real.
- 5:34Speaker 2: Those are camera tricks. How so?
- 5:37Speaker 5: Smoke and mirrors.
- 5:38Speaker 2: Smoke and mirrors, kid. It just pinned me to the
- 5:42Speaker 2: TV that week. And King Kong was the big one
- 5:44Speaker 2: because it had everything that I loved in it. It
- 5:47Speaker 2: had dinosaurs and a giant gorilla and this great adventure movie.
- 5:51Speaker 2: But it fascinated me with the mystery of how it
- 5:54Speaker 2: was being done. And then the climax on the Empire
- 5:57Speaker 2: State Building, I suddenly... cared about you know this creature
- 6:03Speaker 2: this character that wasn't human and was a monster and
- 6:06Speaker 2: i should have been afraid of monsters but at that
- 6:09Speaker 2: final you know moment when it's being you know gunned
- 6:13Speaker 2: down on top of the the building uh there's all
- 6:15Speaker 2: the sympathy and it's you know it's for a puppet
- 6:17Speaker 2: yeah and uh that hit me very early and stuck
- 6:21Speaker 2: with me always It's effective.
- 6:25Speaker 5: That idea, I think, they've latched onto over the years,
- 6:28Speaker 5: and you've seen them tap into that little scenario over.
- 6:31Speaker 6: And over again. Definitely.
- 6:34Speaker 2: Like I said, it became kind of a lifetime obsession.
- 6:37Speaker 2: I became a huge stop-motion fan, and working through Wonderfest,
- 6:41Speaker 2: and working on the book and everything, got to know
- 6:44Speaker 2: Ray Harryhausen, and these are all stories that we all
- 6:46Speaker 2: tell each other all the time. Just the grip that
- 6:48Speaker 2: movie has had on our lives. And They did Son
- 6:53Speaker 2: of Kong, I guess, within a year of that coming out,
- 6:56Speaker 2: which is a fun movie, but it's nowhere near that level.
- 7:00Speaker 2: But as I always point out, nobody else made a
- 7:03Speaker 2: movie like that, and Hollywood is based on imitation. Back then,
- 7:08Speaker 2: nobody else could make a movie like that. The only
- 7:10Speaker 2: people who could make it were the people who made
- 7:12Speaker 2: that film. So it really still stands as a very
- 7:15Speaker 2: unique achievement. They tried remaking it, and it never quite works.
- 7:21Speaker 6: I know.
- 7:22Speaker 5: I was going to say, as a child, I did
- 7:26Speaker 5: have quite an affection for the De Laurentiis version. I
- 7:31Speaker 5: know I am the scourge of many things everywhere.
- 7:33Speaker 2: I saw it when it came out, and I was
- 7:35Speaker 2: young still. I kind of appreciated it, but no, it's
- 7:38Speaker 2: not King Kong.
- 7:39Speaker 5: It's not the same, but again, I think, number one,
- 7:43Speaker 5: it still works that same way. You do still feel
- 7:45Speaker 5: for Kong. Sure, yeah. Again, I think that was at
- 7:49Speaker 5: the point I was sort of working with enjoying the
- 7:51Speaker 5: cheesiness of specific movies, and there's definitely a lot of
- 7:55Speaker 5: cheesy aspects to that one, but I don't know. I
- 7:57Speaker 5: kind of liked what they ended up doing with that one.
- 8:00Speaker 5: It's not the same as the original, but... I think
- 8:03Speaker 5: it still works on a level, not necessarily the same level.
- 8:06Speaker 2: I've softened on that movie a little over the years.
- 8:09Speaker 5: Not King Kong Lives, but.
- 8:10Speaker 2: I was just going to say, King Kong Lives is
- 8:13Speaker 2: interesting on a whole other level.
- 8:14Speaker 5: It's a different type of movie.
- 8:16Speaker 11: That was my introduction to King Kong, actually, when I
- 8:19Speaker 11: was a little kid. I was like, oh gosh, I
- 8:21Speaker 11: was probably two years old and I remember going to
- 8:23Speaker 11: my grandmother's house, it was in Mayfield, to her house,
- 8:25Speaker 11: and it was playing, I think, on TNT in her den.
- 8:29Speaker 11: I just remember, and that was my introduction to like,
- 8:31Speaker 11: you know, The character King Kong or just, you know,
- 8:33Speaker 11: a giant ape in a movie.
- 8:36Speaker 9: And it was amazing to me. Like, I realize now
- 8:38Speaker 9: it's a terrible movie.
- 8:40Speaker 5: It's still amazing.
- 8:41Speaker 11: It doesn't come close to, you know, doing justice to
- 8:43Speaker 11: the original. But in the same way, when you're a kid,
- 8:45Speaker 11: it has that same spirit where you think it's real
- 8:48Speaker 11: and you're seeing a giant ape fight monsters and, you know, swing,
- 8:52Speaker 11: you know, on vines.
- 8:53Speaker 2: In a jungle.
- 8:54Speaker 5: Or have sex.
- 8:55Speaker 3: Does that happen?
- 8:56Speaker 9: I don't even remember.
- 8:57Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
- 8:58Speaker 2: There is a mate.
- 8:59Speaker 5: There's a monkey love scene. Yeah, okay.
- 9:01Speaker 8: Might not have been on the TNT version.
- 9:02Speaker 2: God, that's such a bad movie.
- 9:04Speaker 3: I can't believe it.
- 9:05Speaker 5: I think they cut away. We get Linda Hamilton instead.
- 9:08Speaker 5: Same difference.
- 9:09Speaker 9: They had an alternate TV version.
- 9:10Speaker 5: We know what's going on.
- 9:12Speaker 2: Monkey action we know we know that was uh you
- 9:15Speaker 2: know that was gillerman too i mean he the guy
- 9:18Speaker 2: who did the what the 76 kong made that as
- 9:20Speaker 2: well yeah maybe the last thing he ever did but.
- 9:22Speaker 11: I mean yeah i vividly i still vividly remember that
- 9:24Speaker 11: sequence where he those redneck oh yeah hunters are in
- 9:28Speaker 11: the canyon he comes and eats them all and that
- 9:30Speaker 11: just had a huge impact on me like seeing that
- 9:32Speaker 11: as a little kid i was like whoa he just
- 9:34Speaker 11: ate those people that's so real destroying rednecks yeah yeah.
- 9:40Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the same with me that week with
- 9:43Speaker 2: Beast from 20,000 Fathoms when the Rattasaurus bends down and
- 9:46Speaker 2: eats the cop.
- 9:47Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 9:48Speaker 2: That was a big shake-up.
- 9:49Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
- 9:49Speaker 5: Wow.
- 9:50Speaker 2: You see a guy actually get eaten by a monster.
- 9:53Speaker 5: Yeah, they didn't really pull punches back in the day.
- 9:56Speaker 5: They did what they could do.
- 9:58Speaker 2: King Kong was still kind of everywhere. in popular culture
- 10:02Speaker 2: when I was a kid. You know, it's the 60s,
- 10:03Speaker 2: so the cartoon was on, which was kind of a
- 10:06Speaker 2: fun adventure cartoon. And they'd made Godzilla vs. King Kong,
- 10:13Speaker 2: which is a great fun. Terrible. Very, very different style.
- 10:17Speaker 2: We saw that at school. They used to have Friday
- 10:19Speaker 2: night movies at school, and they showed Godzilla vs. King Kong,
- 10:21Speaker 2: a huge hit with us. So it was still kind
- 10:25Speaker 2: of everywhere.
- 10:26Speaker 7: They showed it on 16?
- 10:27Speaker 2: 16, yeah. That was great. That era, from around the
- 10:32Speaker 2: third grade through the sixth grade, out where I went
- 10:34Speaker 2: to school, they had Friday night movies as a fundraiser.
- 10:39Speaker 2: And we know Jerry Siebel. Jerry used to run those...
- 10:43Speaker 2: over in this part of town. And a friend of
- 10:46Speaker 2: his used to run them over in the south end
- 10:47Speaker 2: where I grew up. And they were 16mm. But what
- 10:50Speaker 2: was cool is these guys from an earlier generation tried
- 10:53Speaker 2: to recreate the experience of Saturday matinee for kids on
- 10:57Speaker 2: a Friday night. So we were only paying like a
- 10:59Speaker 2: quarter to get into the movie. That's great. But they
- 11:01Speaker 2: had a huge concession stand set up with all kinds
- 11:04Speaker 2: of candy and popcorn and pickles and everything. And that's
- 11:07Speaker 2: where they made their money. But he would show the
- 11:11Speaker 2: national anthem Filmed in 16mm with the jets flying over.
- 11:14Speaker 2: Everybody would stand up and salute the flag.
- 11:16Speaker 10: Wow.
- 11:16Speaker 2: And then he would show a cartoon. He would show
- 11:19Speaker 2: Three Stooges shorts. And he started serializing Flash Gordon. That's awesome.
- 11:24Speaker 2: Which kept kids coming in.
- 11:25Speaker 5: That is so cool.
- 11:26Speaker 2: And it was great. It was something that, you know,
- 11:28Speaker 2: it had skipped two or three generations. But we were
- 11:31Speaker 2: lucky enough to have that. And they started out showing
- 11:34Speaker 2: kid movies, you know, Disney-type stuff, and a lot of
- 11:37Speaker 2: talking and screaming going on. And usually the projectionist would
- 11:40Speaker 2: have to get on the mic and say, if you
- 11:42Speaker 2: don't shut up, I'm going to stop the movie.
- 11:43Speaker 5: You can settle down over there.
- 11:45Speaker 2: And then they showed, I believe it was, oh, it
- 11:50Speaker 2: was Earth vs. the Flying Saucers.
- 11:51Speaker 3: That was it.
- 11:53Speaker 2: And it wasn't what was scheduled. They couldn't get hold
- 11:55Speaker 2: of whatever that film was. Instead, they showed Earth vs.
- 11:57Speaker 2: the Flying Saucers, and people went wild.
- 11:59Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 12:00Speaker 2: And then they realized we should be showing monster movies
- 12:03Speaker 2: and Godzilla movies. So we saw, you know, Destroy All
- 12:06Speaker 2: Monsters and all kinds of stuff like that from that
- 12:11Speaker 2: point on.
- 12:11Speaker 5: That's amazing. And no telling how many kids that affected
- 12:16Speaker 5: that same way. I mean, you don't stop and think
- 12:19Speaker 5: about it, I guess, when you're throwing something like that together.
- 12:21Speaker 5: You just hope it's fun. But, yeah, that seems like
- 12:24Speaker 5: it would have a huge impact on, like, that entire generation,
- 12:28Speaker 5: at least in this area.
- 12:29Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and it was kind of everywhere. I mean, that,
- 12:31Speaker 2: I don't know how many schools were actually doing that
- 12:33Speaker 2: kind of thing, you know, back in the 70s, but
- 12:36Speaker 2: as far as the television exposure, there was so much
- 12:38Speaker 2: more of it, you know, when I was a kid.
- 12:40Speaker 2: You know, I'm pushing 50, so it was everywhere, because
- 12:43Speaker 2: it's what was fodder for regular television. I mean, movies
- 12:46Speaker 2: on the afternoons, movies at night, movies on the weekends.
- 12:50Speaker 2: We grew up with that kind of stuff, and Younger
- 12:52Speaker 2: folks have not had as much exposure. It's been through cable,
- 12:56Speaker 2: but then it's been pigeonholed into certain networks, and it's
- 13:00Speaker 2: just not as omnipresent as it was because, frankly, they
- 13:03Speaker 2: want to make money selling it to you on a
- 13:05Speaker 2: DVD or pay-per-view, things like that.
- 13:07Speaker 3: It's totally different.
- 13:09Speaker 2: And I guess.
- 13:10Speaker 5: For a long time there, they just didn't have that
- 13:12Speaker 5: bank of programming that was just sitting around waiting to
- 13:15Speaker 5: show reruns.
- 13:16Speaker 12: All they had were movies for a long time.
- 13:19Speaker 5: It seems like.
- 13:19Speaker 2: Most of the stuff being run in the 70s were
- 13:22Speaker 2: shows from the 60s. Reruns for Andy Griffith and Beverly
- 13:25Speaker 2: Hillbillies and stuff like that. You had game shows. I
- 13:28Speaker 2: think in the mid-70s, they started reaching back and showing
- 13:30Speaker 2: stuff like You Bet Your Life, Gotcha Marks, which I
- 13:34Speaker 2: would stay up and watch at night, or Sergeant Bilko.
- 13:38Speaker 2: Really good shows from the 50s, but that was rare.
- 13:40Speaker 2: It wasn't until WDRB locally started showing kind of a
- 13:47Speaker 2: unique concept of TV as it used to be in
- 13:50Speaker 2: the early 80s, where they would set aside a weekend
- 13:53Speaker 2: and do nothing but classic television and classic movies.
- 13:55Speaker 5: Was this Ray Fouché?
- 13:56Speaker 2: Ray Fouché.
- 13:57Speaker 5: I remember that.
- 13:58Speaker 2: He would host.
- 13:59Speaker 5: It was a good show.
- 13:59Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 14:00Speaker 2: And then I think they even did it for one
- 14:03Speaker 2: whole week one summer. It was like everything. And the
- 14:05Speaker 2: ratings went through the roof.
- 14:06Speaker 6: Huh.
- 14:07Speaker 2: Because people hadn't seen anything like that. There were no
- 14:09Speaker 2: nostalgia channels.
- 14:09Speaker 7: Sort of the predecessor to Nick at Night.
- 14:11Speaker 2: He was. And I talked to the manager, interviewed him
- 14:15Speaker 2: years ago, and he talked about how difficult it was
- 14:17Speaker 2: to talk the distributors into giving him like one copy
- 14:20Speaker 2: of a show. They wanted him to buy the whole
- 14:22Speaker 2: run of whatever he was running, Route 66.
- 14:24Speaker 5: I just need one Lucy. That's it.
- 14:27Speaker 2: You know, The Outer Limits was on and stuff like that.
- 14:29Speaker 2: It was the first time I'd ever seen any of
- 14:30Speaker 2: that stuff. I'd read about it all my life. So
- 14:33Speaker 2: we were lucky in that, you know, that stuff was
- 14:35Speaker 2: sort of commonplace.
- 14:37Speaker 5: But I do remember it being a normal thing that
- 14:41Speaker 5: they would show movies on regular television. Everybody had that
- 14:44Speaker 5: Sunday night movie.
- 14:45Speaker 2: CBS or NBC. I mean, everybody had movies.
- 14:47Speaker 5: Yeah, they always ran. And it's like, when's the last
- 14:50Speaker 5: time that's happened?
- 14:51Speaker 2: Nobody does it.
- 14:52Speaker 5: Yeah, it's rare that you'll see a network.
- 14:54Speaker 2: The CBS Friday night movie was like a religious thing
- 14:57Speaker 2: for me as a kid. I mean, that's Planet of
- 14:59Speaker 2: the Apes. All those films were big premieres. This is
- 15:03Speaker 2: like 1973.
- 15:03Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 15:07Speaker 2: Back when you had to wait usually five years for
- 15:09Speaker 2: a movie to make its way to television. That was
- 15:13Speaker 2: the television premiere of Planet of the Apes.
- 15:15Speaker 7: It's also going to be pre-VHS or anything, so it's
- 15:19Speaker 7: a big deal when it's being shown.
- 15:21Speaker 9: That's the first time people have seen it.
- 15:23Speaker 2: It was made since theater. The television premiere was 73.
- 15:28Speaker 2: That used to be very common. Remember how long it took? Well,
- 15:33Speaker 2: you probably don't.
- 15:33Speaker 5: You weren't born.
- 15:35Speaker 2: How long it took for Star Wars to make it.
- 15:37Speaker 5: That's what I was going to say. I remember Star Wars,
- 15:39Speaker 5: the years between that Cable premiere, because Cable was still
- 15:42Speaker 5: kind of getting its feet, and it was a big
- 15:44Speaker 5: deal when it finally made its way to Cable.
- 15:47Speaker 7: Growing up, I remember it was a big event when
- 15:49Speaker 7: they would do The Wizard of Oz once a year.
- 15:51Speaker 7: Or Gone with the Wind, my mother would.
- 15:56Speaker 5: You would plan a whole year around seeing that.
- 16:00Speaker 8: It was even, my grandmother would cook dinner and everyone
- 16:03Speaker 8: would come over and we would watch wizard of oz
- 16:06Speaker 8: after we had dinner you know it was an event
- 16:08Speaker 8: wasn't just yeah you sit down.
- 16:10Speaker 2: Yeah the only one they still do i guess is
- 16:12Speaker 2: is ten commandments that stills.
- 16:14Speaker 7: They do that at brown easter easter.
- 16:15Speaker 2: I think abc does that still as a yearly event
- 16:18Speaker 2: that's used to be you know much more common and
- 16:21Speaker 2: you know movies used to play in theaters for over
- 16:23Speaker 2: a year you know star wars played at showcase for
- 16:26Speaker 2: i think 62 weeks.
- 16:29Speaker 7: Now it's all about just making money on DVDs. It's
- 16:31Speaker 7: almost as if showing it in theaters is like to
- 16:34Speaker 7: advertise what.
- 16:34Speaker 2: You can buy on DVD.
- 16:36Speaker 5: They might as well just put that promo at the
- 16:38Speaker 5: beginning of the movie. Available in two months on DVD.
- 16:43Speaker 11: That makes so much sense about The Wizard of Oz,
- 16:46Speaker 11: that being a yearly event, because that explains how my parents,
- 16:50Speaker 11: when we taped it on VHS, they would, you know...
- 16:54Speaker 11: not make me and my sister watch, but we would
- 16:56Speaker 11: all have dinner and have an event, and it was
- 16:59Speaker 11: a yearly thing of watching Wizard of Oz. I'm like,
- 17:00Speaker 11: you all probably did this when it wasn't on VHS,
- 17:03Speaker 11: so you're.
- 17:04Speaker 9: So stoked that you can watch it now that you
- 17:06Speaker 9: passed it on.
- 17:07Speaker 2: That's what basically gave the movie its reputation, was television.
- 17:11Speaker 2: Wizard of Oz was not a hit when it came out.
- 17:14Speaker 2: It was kind of a flop.
- 17:15Speaker 9: Really?
- 17:15Speaker 2: Yeah. MGM, it was a freak. It's a very freakish movie.
- 17:19Speaker 2: It's not particularly musical. and it's a little too scary
- 17:23Speaker 2: to be a fairy tale for some kids.
- 17:25Speaker 3: It's true.
- 17:26Speaker 2: And MGM took a big risk, and it really didn't
- 17:30Speaker 2: pay off very well. It wasn't until television.
- 17:33Speaker 5: It was up against Gone with the Wind that year.
- 17:35Speaker 2: Yeah, everything was out in 39.
- 17:36Speaker 5: Annihilating.
- 17:37Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow.
- 17:38Speaker 5: You can't compete with that.
- 17:39Speaker 2: They spent a lot of money on it.
- 17:40Speaker 7: Stagecoach wrote a lot of films in 39 that were huge.
- 17:43Speaker 3: That's true. Gone with the Wind was the big one.
- 17:46Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 17:46Speaker 5: Gosh.
- 17:47Speaker 9: That's true, that I guess Wizard of Oz is not
- 17:49Speaker 9: quite a musical.
- 17:50Speaker 11: Like, it starts out as a musical and just kind of,
- 17:52Speaker 11: gives up throws it in there towards the end like
- 17:55Speaker 11: yeah i never noticed.
- 17:56Speaker 12: It though it's an amazing movie but i had that
- 17:59Speaker 12: same thing i had the i mean the yearly thing
- 18:01Speaker 12: and i think it is i think it's because they
- 18:03Speaker 12: made it almost an annual event that that's part.
- 18:07Speaker 5: Of what built up its reputation too is just having
- 18:09Speaker 5: it be almost like clockwork the same time every year
- 18:12Speaker 5: it would come back around and then it had been
- 18:14Speaker 5: a year since you've seen it so all the family
- 18:16Speaker 5: would get together so yeah.
- 18:17Speaker 8: We we try to do with movies that i love
- 18:20Speaker 8: or i'm trying to introduce to my kids and you
- 18:23Speaker 8: know it's the first time they've seen it um like
- 18:26Speaker 8: with et i brought home reese's pieces as well because
- 18:31Speaker 8: i want it to be more than just a sit
- 18:33Speaker 8: down and watch experience i want it to be something
- 18:35Speaker 8: they remember yeah you know i'm planning i still haven't
- 18:38Speaker 8: waited for any still waiting for indiana jones and there's
- 18:42Speaker 8: a the kids go on a.
- 18:44Speaker 7: Feed them insects.
- 18:46Speaker 5: That's Temple of Doom. First one, you just drag them
- 18:50Speaker 5: behind the car.
- 18:51Speaker 8: I've considered starting them with Temple of Doom instead of.
- 18:54Speaker 5: It's more of a kids movie.
- 18:56Speaker 7: When I was a kid, that was the one I
- 18:57Speaker 7: liked the best because it's like, oh, that's the one
- 18:59Speaker 7: where they eat the bugs.
- 19:01Speaker 5: It's probably the most cereal-like.
- 19:03Speaker 2: Right.
- 19:03Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 19:04Speaker 8: But there's a playground that I take the kids to
- 19:07Speaker 8: and there's one of those conveyor slides that they hold
- 19:10Speaker 8: onto and swing and Um, my son even said he
- 19:14Speaker 8: knows the idea and the ideal of Indiana Jones and
- 19:18Speaker 8: he was swinging on it and said something about, I'm like,
- 19:20Speaker 8: We're going to go there. How am I going to
- 19:24Speaker 8: introduce this? Because I want to get it right.
- 19:26Speaker 5: Do you already have the music playing in his head?
- 19:29Speaker 5: Have you introduced him to it and he won't even
- 19:31Speaker 5: fully understand why?
- 19:32Speaker 9: It's in his subconscious. Now I want to whip.
- 19:35Speaker 8: That's where I want to go with that.
- 19:36Speaker 2: That's cool.
- 19:37Speaker 8: I want it to be right when they experience it.
- 19:39Speaker 7: He needs to be terrified of snakes first. He might
- 19:41Speaker 7: start by traumatizing the child.
- 19:43Speaker 5: Just throw a snake on him every couple of days.
- 19:46Speaker 9: Work your way up.
- 19:47Speaker 8: Because I don't want them to just go, oh, yeah, that's...
- 19:51Speaker 8: that was a bad movie.
- 19:52Speaker 7: Find some kid at the playground who's French to start
- 19:54Speaker 7: stealing all of his toys from them.
- 19:57Speaker 5: He has to deliver the line every time.
- 20:00Speaker 8: But yeah, making an event, that's what makes you a
- 20:03Speaker 8: movie lover.
- 20:05Speaker 2: Like I said, that whole week when I was four
- 20:08Speaker 2: and then, you know, There are jumps from that in
- 20:12Speaker 2: my life. I go up to Planet of the Apes
- 20:14Speaker 2: in 1973. That was huge. And it was another genre thing.
- 20:18Speaker 2: And I'm seeing guys in makeup, and I'm wondering how
- 20:20Speaker 2: they did that.
- 20:20Speaker 5: It still looks amazing.
- 20:23Speaker 2: A couple years later, it's 2001. That got re-released theatrically,
- 20:27Speaker 2: and I saw that when I was 11. It just
- 20:29Speaker 2: blew my mind. But I understood it. That's more than
- 20:33Speaker 2: most people. And then Star Wars hit. And that was
- 20:37Speaker 2: another just huge step. But it's all events. and and
- 20:41Speaker 2: raiders as well yeah which is a movie nobody was
- 20:44Speaker 2: expecting to do much from i was a member of
- 20:46Speaker 2: the star wars fan club and we would get the
- 20:50Speaker 2: the monthly bantha tracks little newsletter you know and they
- 20:53Speaker 2: actually that's cool yeah and they actually sent out passes
- 20:57Speaker 2: for the sneak and they're basically saying well if you
- 20:59Speaker 2: like star wars you might like this they were hesitant
- 21:05Speaker 2: about it there's an indiana jones thing in there for
- 21:07Speaker 2: for raiders and I saw that, but a sneak at Showcase,
- 21:10Speaker 2: and we were all knocked flat by it, you know,
- 21:13Speaker 2: just wow. And those kind of events, to me, haven't
- 21:18Speaker 2: happened theatrically in a long time.
- 21:20Speaker 5: Well, I was thinking as you said that, because we
- 21:22Speaker 5: were talking about, you know, the event, having it be
- 21:25Speaker 5: an event does still sort of make you the geek,
- 21:28Speaker 5: and I think it's like we're watching it change. So
- 21:31Speaker 5: now I think we even brought this up in the
- 21:33Speaker 5: video store closing episode that, like, People have just shifted
- 21:36Speaker 5: to a different place. It's like now you see people
- 21:39Speaker 5: creating that event at a convention and you see them
- 21:43Speaker 5: like creating it at, you know, when they have the
- 21:45Speaker 5: stuff they do in Austin or when they do the
- 21:47Speaker 5: now that they'll kind of MST3K movies. It's like they've
- 21:51Speaker 5: turned it into like a different kind of event. But
- 21:54Speaker 5: it's still like it's it's you know, they're still searching
- 21:57Speaker 5: for that same thing. thing to be a total geek about.
- 22:01Speaker 7: Yeah, and that's the whole thing about just seeing something
- 22:03Speaker 7: in a theater in general is it's about the communal
- 22:06Speaker 7: aspect of it.
- 22:06Speaker 2: It's a shared event.
- 22:07Speaker 7: Because otherwise there's really no sense to see anything in
- 22:11Speaker 7: theaters nowadays because so many home systems now, I mean
- 22:15Speaker 7: you can get a decent TV and sound system and
- 22:17Speaker 7: that and it's going to show up a lot of
- 22:19Speaker 7: local theaters. But it's about seeing it with a crowd
- 22:22Speaker 7: of people where it's just that shared experience, especially if
- 22:26Speaker 7: it's something to where you're seeing it with couple hundred
- 22:28Speaker 7: people that have seen that movie before and you all
- 22:30Speaker 7: like it.
- 22:31Speaker 8: I think going off that there is a camaraderie of
- 22:35Speaker 8: these are the people that I'm seeing it with and
- 22:37Speaker 8: that's why it's with cell phones or showing up late
- 22:42Speaker 8: mentioned before that's not it's not the insult of you're
- 22:46Speaker 8: disturbing me from watching the movie it's we were supposed
- 22:49Speaker 8: to be watching this together.
- 22:51Speaker 9: Yeah, everyone's alienating themselves from each other.
- 22:53Speaker 8: How dare you pay attention to someone or something else?
- 22:56Speaker 8: We're in this together.
- 22:58Speaker 2: It's just wrong.
- 22:59Speaker 9: You're on my team.
- 22:59Speaker 2: You need to be paying attention.
- 23:01Speaker 7: Well, that and it's, it also kind of, yeah, it
- 23:04Speaker 7: interrupts the process too to where, I mean, you've forgotten
- 23:06Speaker 7: about the world. If it's a good movie, you forget
- 23:09Speaker 7: about the world around you and the world outside and
- 23:11Speaker 7: you're suddenly engaged in this and then, Just that little
- 23:13Speaker 7: light on the cell phone, suddenly it snaps you back
- 23:15Speaker 7: to reality for just a moment. You feel cheated because
- 23:18Speaker 7: all of a sudden it's like, I was in the zone.
- 23:21Speaker 11: I mean, it's gotten to the point where I'm willing
- 23:24Speaker 11: to sit in the front of the theater rather than
- 23:26Speaker 11: see that bright cell phone light in the corner of
- 23:30Speaker 11: my eye just distract me.
- 23:31Speaker 3: I mean, I can't stand it.
- 23:34Speaker 7: You could actually put up cell phone blockers. We've looked
- 23:36Speaker 7: into it at the theater, but... They're illegal in the U.S.
- 23:40Speaker 7: Dang patriot act.
- 23:41Speaker 2: Cuts into those profits just a little too much.
- 23:43Speaker 7: I mean, in Europe, that's actually very common to have
- 23:46Speaker 7: cell phone jammers in every single theater.
- 23:48Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
- 23:50Speaker 11: That's kind of badass, actually. It's like James Bond gadget.
- 23:55Speaker 5: Slightly more acceptable than the just breaking everyone's hand that
- 23:58Speaker 5: pulls out their cell phone that I was just thinking.
- 24:01Speaker 5: That's a step we need to take.
- 24:02Speaker 7: That's standard managerial protocol.
- 24:03Speaker 5: That's how they watch movies in Iran, isn't it? Go ahead,
- 24:09Speaker 5: answer that.
- 24:10Speaker 2: That's what I heard, at least.
- 24:15Speaker 4: Oh, well.
- 24:16Speaker 5: Do we want to move on to Beau?
- 24:17Speaker 2: All right.
- 24:18Speaker 7: It's actually funny listening to Dave. I realize that mine
- 24:20Speaker 7: is very, very similar because my first, I mean, he
- 24:24Speaker 7: mentioned Rage of the Lost Ark, and I've got the
- 24:26Speaker 7: little fragment of a memory of seeing just at my
- 24:29Speaker 7: grandparents' house, and I was probably about three at the time,
- 24:33Speaker 7: but it was on my dad's side of the family,
- 24:35Speaker 7: so it's a huge, like, you know, he's one of
- 24:37Speaker 7: seven and there's tons of cousins, everything. Well, all the
- 24:40Speaker 7: adults were like in the living room with the door
- 24:42Speaker 7: shut and I go walking in and I realized that
- 24:45Speaker 7: sort of setup could make it a really weird story
- 24:47Speaker 7: based on what could be on the TV. But I
- 24:48Speaker 7: remember just like sneaking in the door and walking around
- 24:51Speaker 7: the recliner just at the moment when you're seeing Colonel
- 24:54Speaker 7: Dietrich just like melting.
- 24:55Speaker 2: That's just burned in my memory.
- 24:57Speaker 7: And my mom looking over and she just like shooed
- 24:59Speaker 7: me out.
- 25:00Speaker 2: Of the room really quick.
- 25:01Speaker 9: And I was just like, Oh, I didn't see.
- 25:03Speaker 7: And then later on, I remember it was this thing.
- 25:05Speaker 7: It's like, Finally, after I'd watched a lot of movies,
- 25:08Speaker 7: it was this reward system. We'll let you see this
- 25:10Speaker 7: movie because you were curious about that one time. But
- 25:13Speaker 7: for me, the most distinctive memory I have for a
- 25:17Speaker 7: movie early on was Tarantula. The old one with Leo G.
- 25:22Speaker 7: Carroll and Joan Agar and that. It's because in the
- 25:27Speaker 7: early 80s, when I was growing up, you had... Memories
- 25:32Speaker 7: of Monsters on WHAS. So Friday nights, what they would
- 25:38Speaker 7: do is they would show just old, like classic universal
- 25:41Speaker 7: horror films. And being young, my mom wouldn't let me
- 25:44Speaker 7: stay up that late, but she would record them on
- 25:46Speaker 7: VHS for me. And so that way, when I woke
- 25:48Speaker 7: up on Saturday mornings, I mean, I didn't watch cartoons
- 25:51Speaker 7: at all. I would watch what she'd recorded on Memories
- 25:54Speaker 7: of Monsters the night prior. And for some reason, the
- 25:57Speaker 7: reason that Tarantula sticks out is also what I would
- 26:00Speaker 7: watch on Saturday mornings is TBS would do Super Scary Saturday,
- 26:03Speaker 7: where Al Lewis and his Grandpa Munster motif... He would
- 26:07Speaker 7: also show movies, but usually instead of him going for
- 26:10Speaker 7: the classic Universal stuff, it was like whatever cheap sort
- 26:13Speaker 7: of shitty knockoff movie he could get.
- 26:15Speaker 5: And so.
- 26:18Speaker 7: What he showed that day was Giant Spider Invasion. So
- 26:22Speaker 7: I think because it was two giant spider movies, the
- 26:24Speaker 7: two synced up.
- 26:25Speaker 2: And for.
- 26:26Speaker 7: Almost two decades, I had no idea what the other
- 26:28Speaker 7: movie was. And just finally I saw it as an adult.
- 26:31Speaker 7: I was like, oh, my God, this is the movie,
- 26:33Speaker 7: Giant Spider Invasion.
- 26:34Speaker 12: That's it.
- 26:35Speaker 7: But for me, not only would I do that, but
- 26:38Speaker 7: there were a couple kids across the street where their
- 26:40Speaker 7: parents would do the same thing for them and another
- 26:42Speaker 7: kid a couple streets over. And so every single Saturday
- 26:45Speaker 7: morning we would watch Memories of Monsters on VHS and
- 26:49Speaker 7: then Super Scary Saturday in our own respective homes. And
- 26:51Speaker 7: we would get together that afternoon, hang out, play, and
- 26:54Speaker 7: just talk about the movies we watched. And it was
- 26:57Speaker 7: just a great thing. So I kind of consider myself
- 26:59Speaker 7: lucky that I actually was able to watch movies with
- 27:03Speaker 7: the last local horror house.
- 27:05Speaker 2: That was the last example of that kind of programming
- 27:07Speaker 2: in the novel. From, I think, around 83. I think
- 27:12Speaker 2: that ran longer than people think. I've had people tell
- 27:14Speaker 2: me it ran through like 89 or so.
- 27:15Speaker 7: I was going to say, I'm pretty sure probably this
- 27:18Speaker 7: year I think would be 85 or 86. I want
- 27:21Speaker 7: to say it was 85. I remember being in kindergarten
- 27:23Speaker 7: when I watched those two. But, you know, for me,
- 27:26Speaker 7: it was just an awesome thing just to have my
- 27:28Speaker 7: parents actually tape that stuff for me and let me
- 27:30Speaker 7: watch that type of stuff rather than just being very
- 27:34Speaker 7: paranoid about, you know, me watching horror films. But, yeah,
- 27:38Speaker 7: that was always the sort of Saturday morning ritual I
- 27:42Speaker 7: remember seeing, you know, The Blob, Day of the Animals,
- 27:44Speaker 7: you know, just a lot of films where I'm even
- 27:47Speaker 7: surprised they let me watch them because they're rated R.
- 27:50Speaker 7: But I guess it got trimmed down for TV. Yeah,
- 27:53Speaker 7: probably so.
- 27:55Speaker 2: But, yeah.
- 27:57Speaker 7: And I think just probably the reason it also sort
- 27:58Speaker 7: of was burned in my memory is we actually lived
- 28:01Speaker 7: in a house that was infested with brown recluses at
- 28:03Speaker 7: the time. So just the problem with spiders was also
- 28:10Speaker 7: sort of an issue because I have these very vivid memories,
- 28:12Speaker 7: these little things like my mom pulling back the covers
- 28:16Speaker 7: to put us to bed and there were like a
- 28:17Speaker 7: couple in between sheets. Or my dad putting on the
- 28:20Speaker 7: oven mitt in the kitchen and one just climbing up
- 28:24Speaker 7: his arm. And it's just a surprise that nobody ever
- 28:27Speaker 7: got bit by brown recluses when we were there. We
- 28:29Speaker 7: actually just had to essentially abandon the house when we
- 28:32Speaker 7: moved because we kept trying to treat them and they
- 28:34Speaker 7: would never go away because once you get them in
- 28:36Speaker 7: the house, they sort.
- 28:36Speaker 6: Of breed in the walls.
- 28:38Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Is this out in Fairdale? Uh-huh, out in Fairdale.
- 28:41Speaker 2: Did you know they had to close the post office
- 28:42Speaker 2: out there?
- 28:43Speaker 7: Because of brown recluses.
- 28:44Speaker 2: For months. They just reopened it because of brown recluses.
- 28:46Speaker 7: I mean, I think it's just a major problem because...
- 28:48Speaker 7: I thought it was an excuse to save some money.
- 28:51Speaker 5: They're in the walls. Yeah.
- 28:53Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 28:53Speaker 7: Very much so.
- 28:54Speaker 2: Yeah, it's terrifying.
- 28:55Speaker 7: They probably just had to gut the whole thing and.
- 28:56Speaker 2: Then redo it. I was like, wow. I thought it was,
- 28:59Speaker 2: they just lived in cardboard boxes in the basement. But no,
- 29:02Speaker 2: they're everywhere.
- 29:03Speaker 7: So, I mean, that also kind of got the fascination
- 29:05Speaker 7: and just, you know, spiders and stuff like that in general.
- 29:07Speaker 7: So I think just everything sort of synced at once.
- 29:10Speaker 7: And as such, I mean, that's why I've been just
- 29:12Speaker 7: a fan of horror movies.
- 29:12Speaker 2: And Tarantula is a very early memory from the Channel
- 29:15Speaker 2: 3 movies as well. They ran that and Creature and,
- 29:17Speaker 2: you know, Deadly Mantis and things like that as a
- 29:21Speaker 2: kid in the series too.
- 29:22Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 29:23Speaker 2: Tarantula is the one that really stood out. Also because
- 29:25Speaker 2: of the makeup.
- 29:26Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 29:27Speaker 2: Leo G. Carroll gets really scary looking by the end
- 29:30Speaker 2: of the movie.
- 29:30Speaker 7: And you mentioned makeup and probably the other one that
- 29:34Speaker 7: stood out the most from my childhood as you could
- 29:36Speaker 7: probably guess is Dick Tracy. Just because I think that's
- 29:40Speaker 7: the one where I suddenly took more of an interest,
- 29:43Speaker 7: less than kids' films and more stuff that was aimed at,
- 29:45Speaker 7: I guess you could say, older audiences. Because I remember
- 29:48Speaker 7: seeing the preview for it, and one of the previews
- 29:50Speaker 7: that I saw for it was on the front of Plenty,
- 29:51Speaker 7: I Shrunk the Kids. It was a really lousy preview.
- 29:54Speaker 7: And I remember at the time talking to my brothers,
- 29:56Speaker 7: it's like, why don't they just keep making Kids movies,
- 29:59Speaker 7: why are they going to make stupid stuff like that?
- 30:01Speaker 7: Just because it was a bad preview. I remember seeing
- 30:02Speaker 7: that at the South Park Drive-In back in the day
- 30:06Speaker 7: before that went out. Because that was the usual Friday
- 30:08Speaker 7: night rituals. We would go to the South Park Drive-In
- 30:11Speaker 7: since we lived right there in Fairdale. But, no, I
- 30:15Speaker 7: actually ended up getting a sticker book back when Panini
- 30:18Speaker 7: used to do all those little sticker books. You just
- 30:20Speaker 7: unfold them and put the stickers in. And just seeing
- 30:22Speaker 7: the villains and just staring at them. I remember just
- 30:25Speaker 7: staring at these photos and just like, it's amazing. My
- 30:28Speaker 7: mind couldn't process it, like how it was done. And then, um,
- 30:32Speaker 7: I ended up, my mom bought me the making of book.
- 30:35Speaker 7: And so I was just reading about all this makeup
- 30:37Speaker 7: process that they did. And I was just like, this
- 30:39Speaker 7: is awesome. And then she took me to see it
- 30:42Speaker 7: on my birthday, which mine is at the end of July.
- 30:44Speaker 7: And again, it's back in the data where stuff wouldn't
- 30:46Speaker 7: just last a couple of weeks. I mean, nowadays it
- 30:48Speaker 7: would only be in theaters two, three weeks, but at
- 30:51Speaker 7: that point it had been in theaters almost two months.
- 30:53Speaker 7: It was still at showcase Louisville. So, I just remember
- 30:57Speaker 7: seeing it and being completely blown away by all the
- 31:00Speaker 7: villains within it.
- 31:03Speaker 5: So was that the first time the fact that makeup
- 31:07Speaker 5: effects existed clicked with you?
- 31:09Speaker 7: Yeah, I think so. I mean, I'd seen all these
- 31:11Speaker 7: horror films, even like Planet of the Apes. I loved
- 31:12Speaker 7: Planet of the Apes growing up, but somehow looking at
- 31:16Speaker 7: that to me as a kid, I just saw it
- 31:18Speaker 7: and I was like, oh, that's just somebody in an
- 31:19Speaker 7: elaborate mask.
- 31:21Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 31:21Speaker 7: You know, seeing Dick Tracy and then seeing these people
- 31:24Speaker 7: where they look like human beings, but they're just completely
- 31:27Speaker 7: twisted and contorted. It's just, that was the first time
- 31:29Speaker 7: my mind was like, how does that work? I can
- 31:32Speaker 7: understand how they make monsters. It's just somebody in a
- 31:34Speaker 7: lot of stuff, but how do they make somebody look
- 31:37Speaker 7: like a human, but not a human and all of that.
- 31:41Speaker 7: But then I got into the comic books and just
- 31:42Speaker 7: staring at the comics and just realizing they took something
- 31:45Speaker 7: that was like two dimensional and then brought it into
- 31:48Speaker 7: the real world too. It just, completely astonished me as
- 31:52Speaker 7: a kid.
- 31:53Speaker 8: It's amazing.
- 31:54Speaker 5: Look to it. It was, it, it almost didn't even fit.
- 31:59Speaker 8: Cause I can remember when it was released and the
- 32:00Speaker 8: whole buildup to it, it just didn't fit with anything.
- 32:04Speaker 5: I did not know how to market it.
- 32:06Speaker 8: No, it wasn't. And they, I think they hung their
- 32:10Speaker 8: hats on the stars, and the people that were going
- 32:13Speaker 8: to love it weren't going to care about the stars.
- 32:14Speaker 5: They wanted it to be the Batman of that summer.
- 32:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 32:17Speaker 5: They really did. They marketed it like it was Batman,
- 32:20Speaker 5: and it wasn't.
- 32:20Speaker 7: And getting Danny Elfman to do a score kind of
- 32:22Speaker 7: like it, too.
- 32:23Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 32:25Speaker 7: And even Dick Tracy fans. If you talk to any
- 32:28Speaker 7: Dick Tracy fan that was probably 20, 30, or older
- 32:33Speaker 7: when they saw it, they hate the movie. And it's
- 32:35Speaker 7: mostly because, to me... I grew up and I love
- 32:38Speaker 7: it because it's, I got the nostalgia factor, but you know,
- 32:41Speaker 7: they put characters like flat top and itchy and that
- 32:44Speaker 7: and there, and it's just, it'd be like, what if
- 32:45Speaker 7: you made a Batman movie to where the Joker was
- 32:48Speaker 7: the main villain and like the penguin and the Riddler
- 32:51Speaker 7: and all them were just his henchmen that were in
- 32:52Speaker 7: there for about 10, 15 minutes where they got killed off.
- 32:56Speaker 7: People would just complain about it being bastardized. And it's
- 32:58Speaker 7: the same thing there. Cause you know, you have like,
- 33:00Speaker 7: you know, the brow who's in the movie for like
- 33:02Speaker 7: a minute at the beginning, but in the, um, comic strip,
- 33:05Speaker 7: I mean, he was, the major villain that lasted that year,
- 33:08Speaker 7: and he was a Nazi spy.
- 33:10Speaker 2: So they just.
- 33:11Speaker 7: Changed all of the backgrounds of these characters basically to suit,
- 33:14Speaker 7: putting as many of them in there as possible. But
- 33:18Speaker 7: even so, I still love it for the fact that
- 33:20Speaker 7: rather than just having one in there and wondering how
- 33:22Speaker 7: they have done that with everybody else, you get to
- 33:24Speaker 7: see a good two dozen of these prominent villains done
- 33:29Speaker 7: in makeup form.
- 33:30Speaker 5: We've got it on the list, so at some point
- 33:32Speaker 5: we can return to it in its full form. Full
- 33:34Speaker 5: episode glory.
- 33:35Speaker 2: Oh, Dick Tracy?
- 33:36Speaker 5: I'd love to watch it again. I specifically threw it
- 33:38Speaker 5: out there.
- 33:38Speaker 7: It's like going to be pouring kerosene on.
- 33:40Speaker 5: A flame for me, man. Okay, we'll hold off and
- 33:42Speaker 5: come back then because I've had that on the list
- 33:44Speaker 5: for like a couple of years.
- 33:46Speaker 2: I'll have you over to my house.
- 33:47Speaker 7: Once you see my house, then you'll realize how bad
- 33:49Speaker 7: it is.
- 33:50Speaker 2: There's a shrine there.
- 33:51Speaker 5: Well, it's an entire room.
- 33:54Speaker 2: Let's go to Greg's. Then I guess.
- 33:56Speaker 8: Are we going to break it up?
- 33:58Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess we can take a break here and
- 34:00Speaker 5: then come back with the rest of the story here.
- 34:18Speaker 13: Come on, come on, come on.
- 34:19Speaker 10: Come on, now touch me, babe Can't you see that I.
- 34:24Speaker 4: Am not afraid?
- 34:28Speaker 5: What was that promise that you made?
- 34:32Speaker 13: Why won't you tell me.
- 34:33Speaker 5: What she said? What was that promise that you made?
- 34:41Speaker 5: Now I'm gonna love you Till the heavens stop the rain.
- 34:51Speaker 10: I'm gonna love you Till.
- 34:54Speaker 4: The stars fall from the sky For you.
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- 37:08Speaker 3: Dave, I do not get superheroes.
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- 37:50Speaker 2: Hi, this is Dick Miller, and you're listening to Movie Meltdown. Hi,
- 38:00Speaker 2: this is Grandpa, and I will be your host for
- 38:02Speaker 2: Super Scary Saturday on the Super Station. Doug McClure braves firestorms,
- 38:08Speaker 2: scary monsters, and other ugly creatures.
- 38:11Speaker 3: It's a fantastic journey.
- 38:13Speaker 6: Where on Earth can we be?
- 38:15Speaker 5: At the Earth's core.
- 38:17Speaker 12: So join me, Grandpa, for Super Scary Saturday.
- 38:23Speaker 1: 10.05 Eastern on the Superstation Saturday morning.
- 38:26Speaker 10: This is.
- 38:28Speaker 6: Part of your problem, you know.
- 38:30Speaker 9: You haven't seen enough movies.
- 38:32Speaker 6: All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
- 38:35Speaker 2: And now, on with the show.
- 38:37Speaker 10: This is the night, yeah.
- 38:44Speaker 5: This is the night.
- 38:45Speaker 10: This is the time, we've got to get it right.
- 38:50Speaker 10: Touch me, touch me. I want to feel your body,
- 38:55Speaker 10: your heartbeat next to mine. Touch me, touch me now.
- 39:04Speaker 10: Touch me, touch me now. All right.
- 39:22Speaker 5: So we are back and we're moving on to Gray.
- 39:27Speaker 8: My movie isn't as early on in my life as
- 39:33Speaker 8: the two of you, and I'm guessing probably Brian's as well.
- 39:37Speaker 5: Definitely mine.
- 39:39Speaker 8: I had wonderful images. I was a movie fan as
- 39:43Speaker 8: a youth kid, You're right.
- 39:47Speaker 5: I collected.
- 39:48Speaker 8: The moment we got a... I was in second grade
- 39:51Speaker 8: and we got a VCR was like my first movie epiphany.
- 39:56Speaker 8: I was recording anything and everything I could. I couldn't
- 39:59Speaker 8: believe it. I begged my parents to go to the
- 40:02Speaker 8: video store. I watched the Muppet movie. At least 100 times.
- 40:07Speaker 5: It's no joke. I've seen that movie.
- 40:09Speaker 8: And I had a copy of Crawl, and I watched
- 40:11Speaker 8: it every week.
- 40:13Speaker 5: Every week. They previously mentioned Crawl. Right.
- 40:17Speaker 11: Also got around to renting that on VHS when I
- 40:20Speaker 11: was like five or six.
- 40:21Speaker 7: That was an experience. I think everyone here at the
- 40:23Speaker 7: table loves Crawl, save.
- 40:26Speaker 9: I didn't say I love it.
- 40:28Speaker 5: It was an experience. I just think it's funny because
- 40:31Speaker 5: it keeps bringing it up on my Netflix now because
- 40:33Speaker 5: I watch Starcraft.
- 40:36Speaker 7: I can see why the two, yeah.
- 40:38Speaker 8: And I love the kids in the neighborhood. We all
- 40:40Speaker 8: watched Red Dawn when it came out on Showtime and
- 40:43Speaker 8: we reenacted the movie every day. Those were movie lover moments.
- 40:50Speaker 8: But when I think I took the task of when
- 40:54Speaker 8: was I, I think, cross over into movie geek. I'll
- 40:58Speaker 8: jump forward to high school and a buddy of mine
- 41:02Speaker 8: from high school, we didn't go to, you know, football
- 41:06Speaker 8: games and basketball games or the mall or any of
- 41:09Speaker 8: that kind of stuff. Friday and Saturday, we would go
- 41:11Speaker 8: to the movies. Sometimes we would go to see two movies.
- 41:14Speaker 8: And I think Back then I saw every movie that
- 41:18Speaker 8: was released. It was that this is what I'm doing.
- 41:21Speaker 8: And I think my parents thought I was just wasting time,
- 41:23Speaker 8: but no, I wanted to see everything I could. And well,
- 41:27Speaker 8: that was allowed in to see. And, um, I had
- 41:33Speaker 8: seen Batman and I had seen Beetlejuice and I loved
- 41:37Speaker 8: both of them. Um, but the moment I think I
- 41:41Speaker 8: became the, I guess, geek is I saw, uh, Edward
- 41:45Speaker 8: Scissorhands with a friend of mine. And I think I
- 41:51Speaker 8: finally kind of opened up to the, that there's a
- 41:56Speaker 8: visual style and it's connected to a director. And I
- 42:02Speaker 8: could see that. I mean, it was clearly, you know,
- 42:05Speaker 8: I knew what I was seeing. I knew, and I was,
- 42:07Speaker 8: it was sitting in the theater.
- 42:09Speaker 3: I was like, wow.
- 42:11Speaker 8: And I was wowed by the story. I was wowed
- 42:13Speaker 8: by the visuals. The music especially was a huge part
- 42:17Speaker 8: of that film as well. Not a perfect film. It's
- 42:19Speaker 8: not even one of my favorite films. But it's the moment.
- 42:24Speaker 8: And I remember every Sunday night, we have a lot
- 42:29Speaker 8: of cousins. And we'd all go over to my grandmother's house.
- 42:33Speaker 8: And all the kids would hang out in the kitchen
- 42:34Speaker 8: and eat snacks and watch whatever show. you know, raunchy
- 42:39Speaker 8: Fox show was on like in living color or whatever.
- 42:43Speaker 8: And we'd kind of talk about what we did, you know,
- 42:46Speaker 8: Friday and Saturday night. And I was the youngest of
- 42:49Speaker 8: the group. And I'd mentioned that I'd gone and seen
- 42:50Speaker 8: Edward Scissorhands and the, um, just made fun of me.
- 42:56Speaker 8: Like I was the biggest geek in the world for
- 42:59Speaker 8: not only going to it, but liking it because the,
- 43:03Speaker 8: just from the sound of it, it sounds like.
- 43:05Speaker 7: A chick flick or something.
- 43:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 43:08Speaker 5: It's about a hairstyle.
- 43:11Speaker 8: It was just released that weekend and nobody really knew
- 43:14Speaker 8: what it was or where it was coming from. And, um,
- 43:19Speaker 8: I mean, and it went on for like weeks that, Oh,
- 43:22Speaker 8: here comes Edward scissorhands kind of thing. And I went
- 43:24Speaker 8: back and saw the movie and that was the, you know,
- 43:26Speaker 8: that was the movie that I finally sought out directors.
- 43:31Speaker 8: And then I, and, because I remembered several films as
- 43:36Speaker 8: a kid, seeing them on Showtime and tapes and stuff
- 43:39Speaker 8: like that. All of a sudden, I was like, oh,
- 43:43Speaker 8: I do like Joe Dante movies. I was like, he's
- 43:45Speaker 8: made that and that and that. And so it just
- 43:49Speaker 8: starts making that list. I didn't have the internet or
- 43:52Speaker 8: anything like that, but I would go even to the
- 43:55Speaker 8: video store. It was called Movies at Home in New Albany,
- 43:59Speaker 8: where I grew up. It was a horrible movie store.
- 44:01Speaker 10: But.
- 44:03Speaker 8: I would go in and the clerk was a movie geek.
- 44:06Speaker 8: And I would say, I like Joe Dante movies. And
- 44:08Speaker 8: he'd go, here you go. And he would show me
- 44:11Speaker 8: all of them that I hadn't seen. And then I would,
- 44:14Speaker 8: he'd say, have you ever seen and just the next director.
- 44:18Speaker 8: But it was because of that movie and because of
- 44:21Speaker 8: that moment of his style is so unique and so accessible,
- 44:27Speaker 8: I guess, for the, you know, almost like a freshman
- 44:31Speaker 8: grad you know, lit class of we're going to, you know,
- 44:36Speaker 8: you're going to read John Steinbeck or something like that.
- 44:38Speaker 8: And once you've read a John Steinbeck book, you know
- 44:40Speaker 8: what John Steinbeck is going to even say in the
- 44:42Speaker 8: next paragraph. And so that, and, and honestly, that's why
- 44:48Speaker 8: I even studied. I got a literature degree in college.
- 44:52Speaker 8: We didn't have a film at the school that I
- 44:55Speaker 8: went to. I don't even think I would have thought
- 44:58Speaker 8: of that at that point, but it was that same
- 45:00Speaker 8: sort of thing as when you, latch on to story
- 45:04Speaker 8: and author or director, and you love one and can
- 45:10Speaker 8: seek them out, it's just the greatest thing you can do.
- 45:13Speaker 8: And I think that's, to me, that's what makes that
- 45:15Speaker 8: movie geek is once you found that moment and that
- 45:18Speaker 8: thing that can, that epiphany, that one thing, that to
- 45:23Speaker 8: me was my moment.
- 45:25Speaker 7: Yeah, that's actually, you mentioned that and I realized I
- 45:27Speaker 7: had something similar. And also when I was in high
- 45:30Speaker 7: school and it was my art teacher, Basically, I would
- 45:35Speaker 7: just go in and shoot the shit about movies and
- 45:37Speaker 7: that while we were just in art class because it
- 45:39Speaker 7: was pretty open. And he'd mention, just because he was like,
- 45:44Speaker 7: you're really big into movies.
- 45:45Speaker 6: I was like, yeah.
- 45:45Speaker 7: And he said, you ever seen Dr.
- 45:47Speaker 2: Strangelove?
- 45:47Speaker 7: I was like, no. And he goes, not everyone finds
- 45:50Speaker 7: it funny. He said, again, most people in here wouldn't
- 45:52Speaker 7: find it funny at all. But he's like, you should
- 45:55Speaker 7: check it out. And I remember just having my mom
- 46:00Speaker 7: rent it. And of course, you know, when I said,
- 46:01Speaker 7: I want to, can you rent Dr. Strangelove for me?
- 46:03Speaker 7: I mean, it sounds like it's something dirty, but you know,
- 46:05Speaker 7: kids in high school too. It's like, my teacher told
- 46:07Speaker 7: me to rent this. It's for school.
- 46:10Speaker 8: Oh, your art teacher.
- 46:11Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly. But I remember that being the first time
- 46:14Speaker 7: to where, you know, I was like just impressed by
- 46:16Speaker 7: the directorial style and wanted to find more films like that.
- 46:19Speaker 7: I've even got like this I've still got it at
- 46:21Speaker 7: home because I just found it the other day sorting
- 46:23Speaker 7: through stuff. This painting that I did, it was like
- 46:26Speaker 7: a blacklight painting because most of it's black, save everything
- 46:29Speaker 7: else is in neon colors. And it's a big multicolored
- 46:32Speaker 7: atom bomb going off. And you've got Peter Sellers as Mandrake,
- 46:38Speaker 7: as the president, and then as Strangelove himself, just like
- 46:42Speaker 7: the three in the foreground and all that. And I
- 46:45Speaker 7: was like, man, how many kids probably even just painted
- 46:47Speaker 7: stuff like that.
- 46:47Speaker 2: In high school? That's funny. My art teacher in the
- 46:52Speaker 2: sixth grade, she heard I saw 2001 and actually loaned
- 46:57Speaker 2: me the soundtrack. So yeah, there's a connection with that.
- 47:01Speaker 2: She was just... happy that anybody going to Fairdale Elementary
- 47:07Speaker 2: was into something like 2001. Just to kind of encourage that.
- 47:11Speaker 7: Strangelove was the very first VHS I bought, and more
- 47:14Speaker 7: than likely, as far as I can recall, I probably bought.
- 47:17Speaker 2: It from you. Yeah, over at Suncoast.
- 47:20Speaker 7: Yeah, you going in and talking to the movie clerk,
- 47:22Speaker 7: that's actually how I got to know Dave.
- 47:24Speaker 2: He was that weird kid who came in and was
- 47:27Speaker 2: buying Outer Limits episodes, which really predated your existence by
- 47:32Speaker 2: 30 years or so. Yeah, yeah.
- 47:36Speaker 5: I was probably stocking something on the other side of
- 47:38Speaker 5: the ship.
- 47:42Speaker 8: While you're talking about that, how much did I learn
- 47:44Speaker 8: as well from customers?
- 47:48Speaker 5: That's true. It's the reverse.
- 47:50Speaker 8: They come in and say, you may have even suggested
- 47:53Speaker 8: something to them, and then they come in and tell
- 47:55Speaker 8: you eight different things that you haven't seen. And you
- 47:58Speaker 8: first of all feel like an idiot for not knowing
- 47:59Speaker 8: what they are. But second, you're like, oh, I've got
- 48:02Speaker 8: to see all of them tomorrow.
- 48:03Speaker 5: But you know 99% of the time the people coming
- 48:07Speaker 5: in are idiots and they have no clue about anything.
- 48:09Speaker 5: So you get that one that's just like, oh, but
- 48:12Speaker 5: you need to see this. And they'll kind of one-up you,
- 48:14Speaker 5: but it's not even like a geeky, I know more
- 48:16Speaker 5: than you, it's just that sharing your movie you love
- 48:19Speaker 5: kind of thing.
- 48:20Speaker 7: I've actually got that with customers at the theater to
- 48:22Speaker 7: where we even, like, I'll see them maybe once every
- 48:24Speaker 7: couple of weeks and we'll exchange DVDs just because we
- 48:26Speaker 7: trust each other enough to loan them out to one another.
- 48:31Speaker 5: Well, if we're doing the school thing, I mean, that did, I,
- 48:34Speaker 5: it won't mess with my other one that I'm going to,
- 48:37Speaker 5: but yeah, mine was still later. It was, it was
- 48:40Speaker 5: not as early as grade school. It was high school
- 48:42Speaker 5: and I, there was a film study class and we did,
- 48:46Speaker 5: I think there was one teacher there that, was really
- 48:49Speaker 5: into film and he created that whole class and did
- 48:52Speaker 5: a production class later. And I think that was the
- 48:56Speaker 5: first time I kind of saw that, kind of what
- 48:59Speaker 5: you were talking about, Greg, that saw the art involved
- 49:02Speaker 5: in it. You know, it's like I loved sci-fi and
- 49:04Speaker 5: I loved, you know, action and big dumb stuff that
- 49:06Speaker 5: you like when you're kids, monster movies and, you know,
- 49:08Speaker 5: drive-in kind of stuff. But I think it's when I
- 49:11Speaker 5: got there and he started pretty early on, you know, with,
- 49:14Speaker 5: you know, early history of film and moving his way
- 49:17Speaker 5: in and we hit, And again, cliche, but we hit
- 49:20Speaker 5: Citizen Kane. And I sat there as a high school
- 49:23Speaker 5: kid going, holy shit. It was just like the amount
- 49:27Speaker 5: of planning and work that went into just making one shot.
- 49:31Speaker 10: Mm-hmm.
- 49:32Speaker 5: Or I want this to look like this in this frame,
- 49:34Speaker 5: and that technology doesn't exist, so I'm going to create it.
- 49:39Speaker 5: The stuff that he did, it did kind of change that,
- 49:42Speaker 5: and I think from that point on, I really did
- 49:45Speaker 5: start looking, and again, I guess I'd watched all the
- 49:49Speaker 5: older stuff in the genre sections, but it did make
- 49:53Speaker 5: me want to go back and watch what I guess
- 49:55Speaker 5: would be more classic. Most high school kids don't want
- 49:57Speaker 5: to go watch movies from the 30s that are just
- 50:00Speaker 5: cheesy classics, but suddenly I did. And I was like, this,
- 50:04Speaker 5: that part kind of opened up. And I don't think
- 50:06Speaker 5: I'd ever even thought about that kind of stuff from
- 50:09Speaker 5: that artistic angle until, until he, he started that class.
- 50:13Speaker 5: And I sat there and was just like, wow. And
- 50:15Speaker 5: we went through a lot of stuff and it covered
- 50:17Speaker 5: the early stuff and then even got into early Coen
- 50:20Speaker 5: brothers at that point. So it was, it covered a
- 50:22Speaker 5: pretty big spectrum there. And I think it's what made
- 50:25Speaker 5: me sort of the you know, the more artistic end
- 50:29Speaker 5: and the technical end and that kind of stuff all
- 50:32Speaker 5: kind of came into play at that point.
- 50:35Speaker 7: And you just mentioned just picking stuff up at video stores.
- 50:37Speaker 7: I mean, I think anybody who had formative years in
- 50:42Speaker 7: the 80s or just went to video rental stores a
- 50:44Speaker 7: lot during the 80s, I mean, it was just such
- 50:46Speaker 7: a memorable time because they're That was the first time
- 50:48Speaker 7: you could actually walk in and just pick almost whatever
- 50:51Speaker 7: movie you wanted.
- 50:51Speaker 3: 90s, too, actually.
- 50:54Speaker 11: I mean, it dragged in. I mean, I was kind
- 50:56Speaker 11: of old school. I mean, a lot of my friends...
- 50:58Speaker 11: I was still watching, like, renting VHS. I think when
- 51:00Speaker 11: DVD players came out, it wasn't... Our family didn't get
- 51:03Speaker 11: one until, like, over 10 years later. I mean, we
- 51:05Speaker 11: were really behind, but I was.
- 51:07Speaker 9: Doing that for a while, and it was.
- 51:09Speaker 3: It was great.
- 51:10Speaker 7: Yeah, I just have so many very memorable moments of
- 51:13Speaker 7: just looking at VHS covers, especially the Roadrunner video over
- 51:17Speaker 7: there on Southside Drive because they had probably the largest
- 51:20Speaker 7: horror collection.
- 51:21Speaker 2: Yeah, they had a lot of exploitation.
- 51:22Speaker 7: Yeah, and of any rental store in this area. And
- 51:27Speaker 7: I remember actually just methodically going through trying to find
- 51:29Speaker 7: Giant Spider Invasion because I remember seeing it when I
- 51:31Speaker 7: was younger. And just not knowing what it was, just
- 51:33Speaker 7: anything that had the giant spider on the cover.
- 51:35Speaker 2: I'd rent it.
- 51:36Speaker 7: So that's how I ended up seeing Kingdom of the
- 51:38Speaker 7: Spiders and all this other stuff, and still in vain,
- 51:40Speaker 7: never finding that one.
- 51:43Speaker 2: Spider Invasion is the one with the Volkswagen, right?
- 51:45Speaker 7: Yeah, it's the Volkswagen covered with fur, and there are
- 51:48Speaker 7: people inside, and so they're moving the giant.
- 51:50Speaker 2: That's great.
- 51:52Speaker 5: Nice.
- 51:53Speaker 7: It's got Alan Hale, the skipper, the main hero of it.
- 51:58Speaker 5: Think i've seen this on mystery science theater yeah.
- 52:00Speaker 7: Well that's the thing i'd actually it wasn't until mystery
- 52:02Speaker 7: science theater in like my 20s i just all of
- 52:05Speaker 7: a sudden was watching that episode i was like oh
- 52:07Speaker 7: my god that's it this movie that i've been looking
- 52:10Speaker 7: for forever that's it that's totally it and i still
- 52:13Speaker 7: have a couple fragments of other stuff to where i
- 52:15Speaker 7: still have yet to figure them out i remember seeing
- 52:17Speaker 7: from back in that era most recently i was just
- 52:20Speaker 7: um downloaded i just like to make a big like
- 52:23Speaker 7: five to six hour trailer disc of horror trailers just
- 52:26Speaker 7: every now and just throw it on the background that
- 52:28Speaker 7: way you're cleaning around the house just something to kind
- 52:30Speaker 7: of keep you entertained and i threw on one of
- 52:33Speaker 7: um the um insta area was the loch ness monster
- 52:37Speaker 7: i can't even think of the name of it i've
- 52:38Speaker 7: bought a bootleg now but i just saw the trailer
- 52:40Speaker 7: i was like oh my god i've found like all
- 52:42Speaker 7: sorts of people who research them like mark barry and
- 52:45Speaker 7: I told him, I remember this dinosaur movie in particular
- 52:48Speaker 7: had this scene and this scene.
- 52:49Speaker 2: He's like, is that it?
- 52:50Speaker 7: I'm like, I saw it when I was like six.
- 52:51Speaker 3: That's all I can remember.
- 52:53Speaker 7: It's just that moment where you see the clip and
- 52:55Speaker 7: you're like, oh my God. It wasn't a dream.
- 52:57Speaker 2: It was real. That's it.
- 52:59Speaker 7: Because you remember all the way back to then, it's
- 53:01Speaker 7: like it could be a dream. It could have been
- 53:02Speaker 7: some weird dream you've just associated with being an actual film.
- 53:06Speaker 7: But the only one I think yet I have to
- 53:08Speaker 7: find a copy of that I remember the name of
- 53:10Speaker 7: is The Boy Who Cried Werewolf.
- 53:12Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. They just ran that movie. a few weeks
- 53:15Speaker 2: back on Sven Gulli.
- 53:18Speaker 8: Really?
- 53:18Speaker 2: Yeah, I was stunned. I turned it on. They were
- 53:19Speaker 2: actually showing that. Weird. But you're talking about VHS, and
- 53:24Speaker 2: it's like, you know, there's, it's almost like, you know,
- 53:27Speaker 2: the whole thing with vinyl now.
- 53:29Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 53:30Speaker 2: There's a certain romance to putting on an album. There's
- 53:33Speaker 2: the physical interaction with the medium that you kind of
- 53:37Speaker 2: had with VHS as well. You had to get the
- 53:39Speaker 2: cassette out, you had to rewind, you had to put
- 53:41Speaker 2: it in the player, and the motors had to start turning.
- 53:43Speaker 5: You had to wait for it to roll.
- 53:45Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's just sort of a more real, visceral
- 53:47Speaker 2: experience than the digital experience.
- 53:50Speaker 7: And both have their covers to where a lot of
- 53:52Speaker 7: the time it was the artwork that sold you on it,
- 53:54Speaker 7: even though you didn't know what it was.
- 53:55Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 53:56Speaker 11: Going back, it's part of making the movie an event.
- 54:00Speaker 3: I mean, it's what it's doing.
- 54:02Speaker 2: Yeah, we would get together and just, you know, throw
- 54:04Speaker 2: in money and rent a couple of horror films. And
- 54:06Speaker 2: it would be stuff that you hadn't ever seen or
- 54:08Speaker 2: hadn't seen since you were a child. Like you said,
- 54:11Speaker 2: the cover art. The 80s was like the era of
- 54:14Speaker 2: the airbrush. They had all these obscure, awful horror films
- 54:19Speaker 2: that suddenly had to market again. They hadn't been marketed
- 54:21Speaker 2: since the drive-in days. But, you know, I could go
- 54:24Speaker 2: out and find three on a meat hook on VHS.
- 54:26Speaker 5: Wow.
- 54:28Speaker 2: I've been looking for this one. It was cool.
- 54:32Speaker 5: Do you want to move on to yours?
- 54:34Speaker 2: Oh, sure.
- 54:35Speaker 3: I mean, I guess since....
- 54:40Speaker 11: When I was little, it was most like 90% of
- 54:43Speaker 11: the movies I watched were not even movies. They were
- 54:46Speaker 11: just cartoons, VHSs of cartoons. Some of them might have
- 54:50Speaker 11: been educational or just shorts or something like that. But
- 54:55Speaker 11: 90% of the stuff I watched was animation when I
- 54:57Speaker 11: was little. But that played a big part in getting
- 55:01Speaker 11: me into actual movies because that made me realize that, wow,
- 55:04Speaker 11: you know, you get that dream feeling. You feel like
- 55:08Speaker 11: I'm experiencing someone else's imagination on a screen. The first,
- 55:13Speaker 11: probably the most, the earliest example, I guess, would be,
- 55:17Speaker 11: I can't remember the title. It was this six-hour-long VHS
- 55:20Speaker 11: of cartoons that my mom bought me. But there were
- 55:25Speaker 11: a lot of specific cartoons on there. It was ranging
- 55:27Speaker 11: from Bugs Bunny to old 1930s cartoons like Small Fry
- 55:28Speaker 11: and There's this famous one about the two crows who
- 55:38Speaker 11: get in the radio. I think you actually see a
- 55:41Speaker 11: segment of it in Kill Bill 2.
- 55:43Speaker 7: It's a Fleischer cartoon, I know.
- 55:45Speaker 9: Exactly what you're talking about.
- 55:49Speaker 11: It had the one where the poor couple during the
- 55:52Speaker 11: Depression go out a night on the town. I don't
- 55:57Speaker 11: remember what it was called. They capped it off. The
- 56:00Speaker 11: very end of the six hours was this creepy, weird
- 56:03Speaker 11: I remember the name of it. It was called Have
- 56:05Speaker 11: You Got Any Castles? And the concept was just all
- 56:09Speaker 11: these libraries. It shows this library on a winter's night,
- 56:13Speaker 11: and all of a sudden all the books, all the
- 56:15Speaker 11: works of literature come to life. Like Old King Cole
- 56:18Speaker 11: came out and started singing, and Fu Manchu, and what else? Dracula,
- 56:25Speaker 11: and all these scary villains came out and started dancing,
- 56:28Speaker 11: and it creeped me out.
- 56:29Speaker 9: But at the same time, it left this impression that.
- 56:32Speaker 11: that kind of got me addicted to watching just, I mean,
- 56:36Speaker 11: I guess, you know, movies definitely, but just, you know,
- 56:38Speaker 11: anything cartoon or anything, you.
- 56:40Speaker 2: Know, I.
- 56:42Speaker 3: Guess like that.
- 56:43Speaker 11: I don't know, but just that VHS is the one
- 56:45Speaker 11: that comes to mind. Also, Pinocchio. That was different because
- 56:50Speaker 11: it was a step up. It was the first cartoon
- 56:52Speaker 11: I watched that wasn't just, you know, Bugs Bunny doing gags.
- 56:57Speaker 11: It was actually telling a story, and because of that,
- 56:59Speaker 11: it kind of stayed in my mind.
- 57:00Speaker 9: Like, I remember.
- 57:02Speaker 11: moments from that where Jiminy Cricket at the opening, he's
- 57:05Speaker 11: going through all the clocks, the sounds and the intricacy
- 57:10Speaker 11: of the animation. There's actual camera movements that were telling
- 57:14Speaker 11: a story. You don't even think about the camera when
- 57:18Speaker 11: you're watching Saturday morning cartoons. So that was a big
- 57:22Speaker 11: deal for me in terms of immersing me into a
- 57:24Speaker 11: story that was over 15 minutes long.
- 57:27Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 57:30Speaker 11: So, and then as far as, you know, getting into
- 57:34Speaker 11: live action movies with actors and directors and everything, there
- 57:37Speaker 11: was kind of this hodgepodge, I guess, trio of movies.
- 57:42Speaker 11: And two of them were actually, because McDonald's had this
- 57:45Speaker 11: thing in the 90s where they would give you a free.
- 57:48Speaker 9: VHS with a meal.
- 57:49Speaker 7: Well, I remember that.
- 57:50Speaker 5: I remember that.
- 57:51Speaker 11: And this wasn't like, it's not that old. It was
- 57:53Speaker 11: like 93 maybe. But one of them, like they had
- 57:56Speaker 11: Wayne's World, Back to the Future. And those two movies,
- 58:00Speaker 11: Back to the Future and Wayne's World, I would watch
- 58:01Speaker 11: them over and over and over until I could just
- 58:03Speaker 11: quote them, and they became one of my two favorite movies.
- 58:07Speaker 11: And of course, E.T., that was a big one. But
- 58:11Speaker 11: I guess probably what got me into movies was just
- 58:15Speaker 11: kind of probably being afraid for a big part, because
- 58:19Speaker 11: I remember E.T., there were scary parts in there that
- 58:22Speaker 11: like I hated watching them. I wanted someone else to
- 58:24Speaker 11: watch them with me, but it was kind of, it
- 58:26Speaker 11: was exciting. And I had never experienced anything like that before.
- 58:29Speaker 11: So something about being afraid of something on a TV
- 58:33Speaker 11: screen that, that, that stayed with me. I think that
- 58:36Speaker 11: was a big part of it too. And that goes
- 58:38Speaker 11: back to like the, the villains coming out of the
- 58:40Speaker 11: book spines and that cartoon that, that creeped me out.
- 58:43Speaker 9: And, left a big impression on.
- 58:45Speaker 5: Me as well.
- 58:46Speaker 7: I remember that cartoon.
- 58:47Speaker 5: It's reminiscent.
- 58:47Speaker 7: There's another one that's kind of similar. It's a Silly
- 58:50Speaker 7: Symphonies one. It's called The China Shop, where you have
- 58:53Speaker 7: almost like this weird sort of China demon that the
- 58:56Speaker 7: other China characters have to stop and it starts breaking them.
- 59:00Speaker 2: There's a whole kind of subgenre in the 30s where
- 59:02Speaker 2: books or inanimate objects or things would come to life
- 59:05Speaker 2: after hours.
- 59:06Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 59:06Speaker 2: I was always fascinated with that stuff, too. And it's
- 59:08Speaker 2: that attraction-repulsion thing where you're like, this is scary, but
- 59:12Speaker 2: it's cool.
- 59:13Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 59:13Speaker 5: And it sort of receded.
- 59:14Speaker 7: And then when it came back, now you've got, like,
- 59:16Speaker 7: Toy Story, but it's all for the sake of cute.
- 59:19Speaker 6: Whereas there, it's... I mean.
- 59:21Speaker 7: those old Silly Symphonies cartoons, I mean, they're entertaining, but
- 59:23Speaker 7: at the same time, you can look at it and
- 59:24Speaker 7: be like, this is sort of nightmarish.
- 59:26Speaker 11: There's a gothic quality to those, and this was an
- 59:28Speaker 11: old cartoon, too, and it was just such a dark,
- 59:31Speaker 11: weird way to end this six-hour.
- 59:33Speaker 9: Run of life.
- 59:35Speaker 11: It made the whole thing, the package just stay with me.
- 59:38Speaker 11: I was like, man, that was, that one cartoon, I
- 59:41Speaker 11: would literally fast-forward through six hours, which takes forever on
- 59:44Speaker 11: a VHS, just to get to that, but it was
- 59:47Speaker 11: so exciting.
- 59:49Speaker 5: It's sad that I used to try to push people
- 59:53Speaker 5: away from those because they were usually recorded... Well, they
- 59:55Speaker 5: were obviously already recorded in EP, and they would always
- 59:58Speaker 5: be bringing them back because they had terrible picture quality.
- 1:00:00Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: Tracking would be rolling everywhere, but still, a lot of
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: cool stuff in those.
- 1:00:04Speaker 5: Luckily, I didn't take it away from your mom and
- 1:00:07Speaker 5: totally ruin your life.
- 1:00:10Speaker 8: You know, that was a common... Well, you probably did.
- 1:00:13Speaker 8: You know this is an EP, right?
- 1:00:14Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: You know.
- 1:00:16Speaker 5: Sometimes you would tell people, you'd be like this.
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: That's why it's four bucks.
- 1:00:19Speaker 5: Well, and like feel it.
- 1:00:21Speaker 3: No, feel this one.
- 1:00:22Speaker 5: There's no weight to it because it's no tape. So yeah,
- 1:00:26Speaker 5: it's sad that, I mean, we think about stuff like
- 1:00:28Speaker 5: that where EP is not going to make any, it's
- 1:00:32Speaker 5: going to be about as useful as LP to kids now.
- 1:00:35Speaker 5: It's like they're all just outdated technology.
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: But there was a lot of cool stuff to be
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: found there. One of those cheap public domain EP tapes.
- 1:00:46Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: Good Times Video had a lot of weird stuff out
- 1:00:48Speaker 2: that you weren't going to find anywhere else because it
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: was public domain.
- 1:00:51Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: So if it was the only way you could get it,
- 1:00:53Speaker 2: I would buy it.
- 1:00:54Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: So a lot of good stuff like Curse of the Demon. Mm-hmm.
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: For some reason, Columbia had that on a cheap EP
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: for the longest time. And then finally they put out
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: a nice, you know, slow speed one.
- 1:01:05Speaker 10: Which.
- 1:01:06Speaker 11: Yeah, as a kid, you think everything's real, so you
- 1:01:08Speaker 11: don't recognize things like bad quality or rip-offs. I'm sure
- 1:01:12Speaker 11: if I were to go back and dust off VHS
- 1:01:16Speaker 11: and play it, I'd be like, oh my God, I
- 1:01:17Speaker 11: could never sit through.
- 1:01:18Speaker 7: Of course, one of my favorite EP tapes, I've still
- 1:01:21Speaker 7: got it, even though I own it on DVD, just
- 1:01:23Speaker 7: I have a nostalgia attached to the tape, is The
- 1:01:25Speaker 7: Abominable Dr. Fives, which is actually, I've got it because
- 1:01:28Speaker 7: you recommended it. And that's probably the first time to
- 1:01:31Speaker 7: where I saw a movie And I ended up seeking
- 1:01:34Speaker 7: out all the other movies that had Vincent Price in it.
- 1:01:36Speaker 5: It's like I'd seen him.
- 1:01:37Speaker 7: Before, but it's like that was the movie to where
- 1:01:39Speaker 7: I was just like, this dude is fucking amazing.
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: I remember that run of tapes.
- 1:01:46Speaker 7: We were all looking forward.
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: And what they did was they were promising them out.
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: at sp and then they ended up dumping them all
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: out on ep.
- 1:01:54Speaker 5: That was masquerade death was in that we.
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: Grabbed a bunch of the sps as soon as we
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: could and held on to those and uh you know
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: the great unwashed got the ep tapes but but yeah
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: that was i remember that stuff you know suddenly hit
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: it had been you know.
- 1:02:11Speaker 7: 20 years since anybody's and just the style of the
- 1:02:12Speaker 7: movie too is just so characteristic that's why you know
- 1:02:15Speaker 7: now that tim burton's announced he's remaking the bubble doctor
- 1:02:18Speaker 7: fives it's like.
- 1:02:19Speaker 2: You know what?
- 1:02:19Speaker 13: Oh, no.
- 1:02:20Speaker 7: If you like the movie so much, because it's obvious.
- 1:02:22Speaker 7: I mean, you can tell you grew up loving Vincent Price.
- 1:02:25Speaker 7: Your first little shorts you did with Frank and Winnie,
- 1:02:28Speaker 7: that had, I'm sorry, not Frank and Winnie, but Vincent
- 1:02:32Speaker 7: had Price narrating it. Now that he's remaking Frank and Winnie,
- 1:02:34Speaker 7: there's a character that's basically designed to look like Price.
- 1:02:37Speaker 5: He was in Edward Scissorhands.
- 1:02:39Speaker 7: It's like you've seen enough of Price films to where
- 1:02:41Speaker 7: you could make something that is a price film without
- 1:02:45Speaker 7: remaking it. You can make one that's an homage. It's like,
- 1:02:48Speaker 7: there's no need to just make something brand new. And
- 1:02:50Speaker 7: of course it's going to have Johnny Depp and Helena
- 1:02:52Speaker 7: Bonham Carter. That's already been announced. It's like, if you
- 1:02:54Speaker 7: love the movies that much, why bastardize?
- 1:02:57Speaker 5: See, that's the thing. I think a young Tim Burton
- 1:02:59Speaker 5: would have done that. Cause you look, I mean, he's
- 1:03:02Speaker 5: got a specific style, but he does his own thing
- 1:03:04Speaker 5: with Beetlejuice. You know, I think he would have done
- 1:03:06Speaker 5: something like that when he started. And now he's just
- 1:03:10Speaker 5: gotten lazy.
- 1:03:10Speaker 10: Well, yeah.
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: We do throw a lot of blame at the director's feet,
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: but part of this is studios. It's studios. They will
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: not let you make an original picture. That's true.
- 1:03:19Speaker 7: But at this juncture, I mean.
- 1:03:20Speaker 2: I mean, people with power can't make original pictures. I mean,
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: you know.
- 1:03:23Speaker 5: I mean, he can remake his own movie. Yeah. They'll
- 1:03:27Speaker 5: let you do that.
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: As long as it's, you know, 15 years or older,
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: they'll let you remake.
- 1:03:31Speaker 7: I was going to say, I think he has a
- 1:03:32Speaker 7: decent enough track record, though, to where if he said,
- 1:03:34Speaker 7: I have an original story, but it's going to have
- 1:03:36Speaker 7: Johnny Depp in it, it's like, look at the formula.
- 1:03:38Speaker 7: He's made money off of all those other ones like that.
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: You know, it's just.
- 1:03:42Speaker 7: The need to necessarily.
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: But the corporation's always going to remember stuff like Ed Wood.
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: Once again, best film.
- 1:03:47Speaker 5: Yeah. Probably his best movie ever.
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: Didn't make the money Disney wanted it to make.
- 1:03:51Speaker 7: And I don't know exactly how big of a selling
- 1:03:53Speaker 7: point it is to have, you know, a Bottle of Dr.
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: Fives remade.
- 1:03:56Speaker 7: I mean, how many people just know that title offhand?
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: Plus, it's one of those.
- 1:04:01Speaker 7: Movies, too, to where it's... I've always, when I've described
- 1:04:04Speaker 7: the Bottle of Dr. Fives to people, I'm like, this
- 1:04:06Speaker 7: is the movie to where you can tell Burton watched
- 1:04:08Speaker 7: it as a kid.
- 1:04:09Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:04:10Speaker 7: And he's been trying to remake it ever since because
- 1:04:12Speaker 7: it has that weird sort of surreal gothic nature to
- 1:04:15Speaker 7: it that is very characteristic of Burton films, but predates
- 1:04:19Speaker 7: him by a good 15 years.
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: His name gets attached to so many things. For years
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: it was Old Dark House he was going to do,
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: and I dread it. He's attached to something else now,
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: and it keeps going through the cycle. I don't know.
- 1:04:36Speaker 5: I think that's part of it, though. I think he just...
- 1:04:39Speaker 5: I think he had more promise when he was younger,
- 1:04:41Speaker 5: and he just gave up on it. And I guess
- 1:04:44Speaker 5: money will make you do that.
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: You know, you stay employed.
- 1:04:47Speaker 5: He's tired, and it's easy to do this.
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: Your lifestyle requires you to keep making money, so they're
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: going to let me make this, I'll do it.
- 1:04:55Speaker 5: He's got to support that not-a-wife.
- 1:04:57Speaker 7: I would still see Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, though. They've been
- 1:05:00Speaker 7: talking about that forever.
- 1:05:02Speaker 5: They're still talking about it. Well, now I think he
- 1:05:04Speaker 5: wants to produce it and hand it off to somebody,
- 1:05:07Speaker 5: and I'm kind of better with that idea. I was like,
- 1:05:10Speaker 5: if it's somebody who loves Beetlejuice as a property, it's
- 1:05:14Speaker 5: like I'd rather see him do that than have him
- 1:05:16Speaker 5: do a half-assed job of his own property. It's almost like.
- 1:05:21Speaker 8: Fred was talking about a few weeks ago when someone
- 1:05:25Speaker 8: does an impression of someone that it's never even close
- 1:05:29Speaker 8: to what the impression is, but everybody gets it. assumes
- 1:05:32Speaker 8: that that's what that impression is.
- 1:05:33Speaker 7: Like the Richard Nixon impersonation. Nixon doesn't sound like that
- 1:05:37Speaker 7: at all, but everybody has the same Richard Nixon.
- 1:05:39Speaker 8: That's almost what Tim Burton movies have become now. It's
- 1:05:42Speaker 8: what people expect a Tim Burton movie should look like,
- 1:05:44Speaker 8: and he's just like, okay, I'll give you what you expect.
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: Oh, it's rubber-stamped, yeah.
- 1:05:49Speaker 7: It's almost like a parody of himself.
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: Well, you saw that, was it College Humor? A little short,
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: it's very funny. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:05:56Speaker 7: Burton pitching the film idea.
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: All of his creative team are like, Is it something original?
- 1:06:01Speaker 6: No, no, no.
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: We're going to take something that's already scary and make
- 1:06:05Speaker 2: it scarier. And it's like, do we have any of
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: that cloud white left? The guy holds up like the
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: five-gallon bucket of makeup right here. Danny Elfman, what you got?
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: He's like... It's so close to reality that, you know.
- 1:06:19Speaker 5: It's really how it happens. It's the sad part. Well,
- 1:06:23Speaker 5: if we're ready to move into mine, I specifically left
- 1:06:27Speaker 5: it towards the end We've had someone join us here,
- 1:06:30Speaker 5: so I'm going to bring you in right now, Ben.
- 1:06:33Speaker 5: This is a different Ben, not the one who was
- 1:06:35Speaker 5: previously here.
- 1:06:36Speaker 8: He doesn't know what podcasts are.
- 1:06:39Speaker 3: I really don't.
- 1:06:41Speaker 5: He doesn't have one of those mics at home.
- 1:06:43Speaker 3: I'm what you call the weak link in my little show.
- 1:06:47Speaker 5: This is Ben, who we're going to bring back in
- 1:06:50Speaker 5: in a couple weeks here. We're going to have a
- 1:06:52Speaker 5: whole Bigfoot episode that we're bringing him on board for, but...
- 1:06:56Speaker 5: For the moment, you're here, and I knew we're going
- 1:06:59Speaker 5: to have crossover anyway, so we're all telling our movies
- 1:07:04Speaker 5: that touched us as a child and changed our lives
- 1:07:06Speaker 5: kind of stories.
- 1:07:07Speaker 3: Wait, wait, what?
- 1:07:08Speaker 11: Was it a good touch or a bad touch?
- 1:07:10Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:07:10Speaker 5: Show us on the doll where the movie touched you.
- 1:07:12Speaker 5: Where the movie touched you, yeah. So I figured I'd
- 1:07:15Speaker 5: go ahead and save it until you got here because
- 1:07:18Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure, especially since I just heard you talk
- 1:07:21Speaker 5: about it on your show, His show is Tower of Technobabble,
- 1:07:24Speaker 5: by the way, so we'll start playing ads for them now, too.
- 1:07:26Speaker 5: We're working on a whole plan. We'll get to that later.
- 1:07:28Speaker 3: Love me. Love me.
- 1:07:30Speaker 5: No, not a chance. But I know something you do love,
- 1:07:34Speaker 5: and it's probably the same as mine. I know it's
- 1:07:37Speaker 5: even more cliche than the last movie I mentioned, but
- 1:07:41Speaker 5: among geeks, this is the holy grail. This is what
- 1:07:43Speaker 5: did it for most of them.
- 1:07:44Speaker 7: You should just keep building it up for the next
- 1:07:46Speaker 7: five minutes.
- 1:07:46Speaker 5: Star Wars.
- 1:07:47Speaker 10: Oh, man.
- 1:07:48Speaker 3: Well, it's because we're of a certain age.
- 1:07:51Speaker 5: Yeah. But, I mean, everybody that hit at that right time, it, like,
- 1:07:55Speaker 5: flung open those doors. And you were like, whoa. It's
- 1:07:59Speaker 5: like you just were not prepared for that. So, I
- 1:08:02Speaker 5: don't know. We're reminiscing on Star Wars.
- 1:08:04Speaker 3: It's sort of like, I don't know who exactly decides
- 1:08:08Speaker 3: where the BC stops and AD starts. But that's just
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: sort of how I always saw the whole geek thing
- 1:08:13Speaker 3: in regards to, you know, Star Wars.
- 1:08:16Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:08:18Speaker 3: It's like that, uh, happened and everyone was like, Oh,
- 1:08:20Speaker 3: you can do it like that. And you don't have
- 1:08:23Speaker 3: to have a synth. You can have an orchestra. I just,
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: but I was just a little kid. I don't know.
- 1:08:27Speaker 3: I was what? Five, six.
- 1:08:28Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 1:08:29Speaker 3: I'm, I'm asking you as if you were there.
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:08:31Speaker 5: I was also there. Yeah. Possibly in the same theater.
- 1:08:34Speaker 5: We don't know. Actually, I do know what theater I
- 1:08:37Speaker 5: was at, but I remember.
- 1:08:39Speaker 3: What theater I saw in par, uh, But one of
- 1:08:43Speaker 3: my earliest memories is being in the theater watching Star
- 1:08:46Speaker 3: Wars and turning around and hiding in the seat whenever
- 1:08:48Speaker 3: the Tusken Raider popped up. I distinctly remember the fabric
- 1:08:53Speaker 3: of the seat and just grabbing my hands and you know,
- 1:08:57Speaker 3: putting my little fingers into it. Because that was horrifying.
- 1:09:01Speaker 3: It was great. But, yeah, I think you're right. But
- 1:09:06Speaker 3: it is such a cliche. It's almost like you want
- 1:09:09Speaker 3: to take the whole hipster geek thing. Oh, Star Wars. Well, actually,
- 1:09:12Speaker 3: I was more, you know.
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: Star Crash.
- 1:09:15Speaker 3: What was that movie you guys talked about?
- 1:09:17Speaker 5: The classic that is Star Crash.
- 1:09:19Speaker 7: That'll be on the stars.
- 1:09:20Speaker 3: When I see space, I see it in color.
- 1:09:23Speaker 5: No, I mean, that's the thing. I almost feel like,
- 1:09:26Speaker 5: because when we first suggested that, that's what I thought.
- 1:09:28Speaker 5: But it was like, hey, let's do that. And I'm like, shit,
- 1:09:29Speaker 5: aren't we all going to have the same movie? But
- 1:09:32Speaker 5: then I was like, wait, Greg, what's yours? Okay, we're cool.
- 1:09:34Speaker 5: But yeah, I mean, I kind of had, you know, again,
- 1:09:37Speaker 5: the art. And it's going backwards. It's like I had
- 1:09:40Speaker 5: my artistic phase that I mentioned in high school, and
- 1:09:43Speaker 5: I had like the the genre geeky stuff. Like, I
- 1:09:46Speaker 5: remember when Cable hit, and how many times did I
- 1:09:49Speaker 5: fucking watch Beastmaster? I couldn't tell you. I couldn't tell you.
- 1:09:53Speaker 5: I bought my first blank VHS specifically to record Beastmaster
- 1:09:58Speaker 5: so I could then have it at my disposal whenever
- 1:10:01Speaker 5: I wanted to watch Beastmaster. As if it weren't on enough.
- 1:10:03Speaker 5: As if it wasn't on constantly. That's the joke. Home
- 1:10:06Speaker 5: box office. Hey, Beastmaster's on. So... So, my.
- 1:10:13Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:10:13Speaker 5: It's like you had that phase and then you kind of,
- 1:10:15Speaker 5: you know, I, my weird driving movie phase, although Beastmaster
- 1:10:19Speaker 5: kind of fits that, but like the, the death race 2000,
- 1:10:22Speaker 5: I had a weird obsession with that as a kid.
- 1:10:24Speaker 5: So it's like, there's all those, but if you go
- 1:10:26Speaker 5: back before that.
- 1:10:27Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's the signature moment. That is the signature.
- 1:10:31Speaker 3: And I almost think you have to be a certain
- 1:10:34Speaker 3: age for you to really get that. And, uh, it's
- 1:10:37Speaker 3: like I was, I was telling the guys on our
- 1:10:39Speaker 3: little show, um, I think one of the reasons I
- 1:10:42Speaker 3: collected the action figures and saved all the books and everything,
- 1:10:45Speaker 3: it was because you couldn't see the movie over. I mean,
- 1:10:50Speaker 3: my dad was a cheapskate. He only took us to
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: see it once, and that was it. So after that,
- 1:10:56Speaker 3: the whole reason I was getting action figures and saving
- 1:10:58Speaker 3: the packaging is because I was desperately trying to just
- 1:11:01Speaker 3: remember what this thing looked like. I was trying to
- 1:11:04Speaker 3: hang on to those feelings, and I never did that
- 1:11:07Speaker 3: with any other movie or tv show it was just
- 1:11:11Speaker 3: it was it was almost like this prophet came out
- 1:11:14Speaker 3: of the sky told you something profound and you didn't
- 1:11:16Speaker 3: have a rock and chisel to write it down what
- 1:11:19Speaker 3: did that guy say and you're trying to remember it
- 1:11:21Speaker 3: over and over and so because of that it almost
- 1:11:25Speaker 3: became like this uh archaeological thing you know okay i've i've.
- 1:11:30Speaker 8: Got this luke's luke skywalker.
- 1:11:32Speaker 3: Packaging From the picture, this happened in the first part.
- 1:11:38Speaker 3: You're trying to rebuild it. I think because of that,
- 1:11:43Speaker 3: it just ground in these obsessions that I've never been
- 1:11:46Speaker 3: able to get rid of with most things in life.
- 1:11:50Speaker 3: Kids today have it dead easy. They pop in the
- 1:11:53Speaker 3: DVD and just watch.
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: It over again.
- 1:11:55Speaker 5: We say this every week on the show.
- 1:11:58Speaker 3: I think that's what it was. It was because I
- 1:11:59Speaker 3: was trying to burn into my memory It made me
- 1:12:05Speaker 3: collect things. It made me notice things. It made me
- 1:12:08Speaker 3: talk about things.
- 1:12:09Speaker 7: Which actually makes me wonder if obsession is as common
- 1:12:12Speaker 7: among kids as it used to be. Because basically you
- 1:12:15Speaker 7: need to have limited access to material for that obsession
- 1:12:19Speaker 7: to develop. Now that everything is just all out there
- 1:12:22Speaker 7: on the Internet.
- 1:12:22Speaker 2: It's essentially disposable. Yeah, exactly.
- 1:12:25Speaker 7: And there's like 20 other distractions from what you could choose.
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: Star Wars did something that... Even movies like it since
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: have never done it. It gave you a universe, too.
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: A whole universe for your imagination to run around in.
- 1:12:37Speaker 2: You used those toys and things to do that.
- 1:12:39Speaker 8: And it was lived in before you ever showed up.
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: You didn't have VHS. If you were lucky, you had
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: a Super 8 projector. And you might get a condensed
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: eight-minute version of Star Wars to watch at home, but
- 1:12:51Speaker 2: that's pretty rare.
- 1:12:53Speaker 3: But again, it was just an hour, hour and a
- 1:12:56Speaker 3: half out of your life. It was gone. What the
- 1:12:59Speaker 3: hell just happened? And you just said how kids today
- 1:13:02Speaker 3: probably don't get as obsessive because of that. Every now
- 1:13:07Speaker 3: and then, you always get this question for people that
- 1:13:10Speaker 3: are our age and they now have kids. It's like,
- 1:13:12Speaker 3: what order are you going to show the Star Wars
- 1:13:14Speaker 3: movies in? I think that if you really want your
- 1:13:17Speaker 3: kid to have the real Star Wars experience.
- 1:13:20Speaker 2: You.
- 1:13:20Speaker 3: Wait until he's about seven, eight, show him the movie once,
- 1:13:23Speaker 3: and then throw out the DVD.
- 1:13:26Speaker 5: Never again.
- 1:13:27Speaker 3: And then it's like, okay, here's some pictures and action
- 1:13:30Speaker 3: figures now. You try to relive it the way Grandpa did.
- 1:13:34Speaker 5: You can get that movie again when you grow up
- 1:13:36Speaker 5: and get a job and buy your own damn Star Wars.
- 1:13:39Speaker 2: There you go.
- 1:13:40Speaker 7: Only then will you really appreciate it.
- 1:13:43Speaker 5: Well, to set it in a... entirely different time and
- 1:13:47Speaker 5: place that it was um yeah when i went and
- 1:13:50Speaker 5: i went that i guess weekend that it opened like
- 1:13:53Speaker 5: you know and i got and again my parents were
- 1:13:56Speaker 5: pretty cool because they bought me the program book oh
- 1:13:59Speaker 5: yeah does that even make sense.
- 1:14:01Speaker 3: To kids now what is that i don't even know that's.
- 1:14:03Speaker 5: The thing they they did it in four movies back
- 1:14:06Speaker 5: in there because i remember in the lobby albert peon
- 1:14:08Speaker 5: was talking about he got the 2001 2001 program book
- 1:14:11Speaker 5: and sat at home looking at it and that was
- 1:14:14Speaker 5: me with the Star.
- 1:14:14Speaker 7: Wars I still remember having the Masters of the Universe
- 1:14:17Speaker 7: programs like for Alien and uh.
- 1:14:19Speaker 3: Wait you guys are saying that in movie theaters they
- 1:14:21Speaker 3: actually would sell programs in.
- 1:14:24Speaker 5: Like the lobby popcorn area.
- 1:14:26Speaker 2: And it started with like Cinerama type pictures in the
- 1:14:28Speaker 2: 50s like Ben Hur and things like that and they
- 1:14:31Speaker 2: would do it All the way up into some of
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: the early 80s. But Star Wars, yeah, I was there.
- 1:14:35Speaker 3: This is a very informative podcast.
- 1:14:37Speaker 5: That's amazing. People were informative.
- 1:14:40Speaker 3: I'm guessing that it cost money.
- 1:14:43Speaker 5: That's why I.
- 1:14:44Speaker 2: Never got it then.
- 1:14:48Speaker 3: It was $ 2.
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: 25.
- 1:14:49Speaker 3: I swear I will never forget sometime in the 80s
- 1:14:52Speaker 3: when Star Wars first came on TV. My dad, hand
- 1:14:57Speaker 3: to Oprah. I swear he said this. He pointed at
- 1:15:00Speaker 3: the TV script and said, you know, look at this.
- 1:15:02Speaker 3: If we had only waited like five or six years,
- 1:15:05Speaker 3: we could have saved a bunch of money. Wow. A
- 1:15:10Speaker 3: bunch of money.
- 1:15:10Speaker 5: You're not winning any fans over for your dad on
- 1:15:12Speaker 5: this episode.
- 1:15:14Speaker 3: He doesn't listen to the internet. Come on. That's a
- 1:15:17Speaker 3: young man's game.
- 1:15:18Speaker 10: Come on.
- 1:15:19Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: It opened on Wednesday the 25th.
- 1:15:23Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: And I was keeping track of it. I was watching.
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: 12 or 13 when it came out.
- 1:15:29Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: And keeping track of it because it looked really cool.
- 1:15:32Speaker 2: I even cut the ads out, you know, before it
- 1:15:34Speaker 2: came out. And then we got there on Saturday, and
- 1:15:37Speaker 2: there was this long line, you know. And I was like, whoa.
- 1:15:41Speaker 5: Has this ever happened before?
- 1:15:42Speaker 2: And it was me and a friend and his dad.
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: And we're like, what is this, all for Star Wars?
- 1:15:46Speaker 2: And the guy's like, yeah. He said, this is my
- 1:15:48Speaker 2: third time. And we just stared at him. He said,
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: you'll understand after you see it. And we got the
- 1:15:56Speaker 2: program books, and that's when I started looking through that
- 1:15:59Speaker 2: program book, and I started seeing the goofy names, like R2-D2.
- 1:16:02Speaker 2: They spell them out.
- 1:16:04Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: C-3PO. C-3PO.
- 1:16:05Speaker 3: This is Obi-Wan Kenobi.
- 1:16:07Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: And I was like, this is not what I think
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: it's going to be.
- 1:16:10Speaker 3: It was like, you know, Tom Fonix. Yeah.
- 1:16:12Speaker 5: Oh, my gosh.
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: Yeah. I still remember how that program smelled. I mean,
- 1:16:17Speaker 2: that's how intense that experience was.
- 1:16:19Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:16:19Speaker 2: Fresh ink on that program.
- 1:16:20Speaker 3: I mean, you were trying to remember that.
- 1:16:23Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 1:16:23Speaker 3: Because it was gone. You couldn't replay it. It was.
- 1:16:27Speaker 6: Oh.
- 1:16:27Speaker 5: Somewhere I still have it. It's... The cover has completely
- 1:16:31Speaker 5: disappeared at this point. It got ripped off. But the
- 1:16:34Speaker 5: entire rest of it is still in pretty decent shape.
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: It has a long piece with a long version of
- 1:16:37Speaker 2: the Young Coast.
- 1:16:38Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: It has all the characters in it. It's pretty awesome.
- 1:16:40Speaker 3: So, whenever you guys went to grade school, did you
- 1:16:42Speaker 3: ever have, like, the... scholastic book sales coming through and
- 1:16:47Speaker 3: you know and you could always get the big kind
- 1:16:49Speaker 3: of coffee table story of star wars picture book you
- 1:16:52Speaker 3: know i i got that i've got the hardcover.
- 1:16:55Speaker 5: I still have it it's a sad part it has got.
- 1:16:57Speaker 3: So much duck tape holding it together it's sad but
- 1:17:00Speaker 3: my thing was i just i distinctly remember in summer
- 1:17:03Speaker 3: sitting on the couch having a fan blowing on me
- 1:17:06Speaker 3: and just slowly reading it and studying every frame of
- 1:17:09Speaker 3: every picture and just trying to remember man there was a.
- 1:17:12Speaker 2: There was an LP of the story of Star Wars
- 1:17:14Speaker 2: narrated by Roscoe Lee Brown. And it had a flip
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: book through there. And my wife has that memorized, which
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: is one.
- 1:17:21Speaker 5: Of the reasons I married you.
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: She can sit there and reel that off. Because it's
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: got dialogue and sound effects, but it's got him narrating.
- 1:17:28Speaker 2: It's awesome.
- 1:17:29Speaker 5: Geeks, it's good to know there are girls out there
- 1:17:31Speaker 5: for you.
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: I have a very weird memory of that. Regards you, Greg. Actually,
- 1:17:36Speaker 3: I remember you telling me that you were too young
- 1:17:39Speaker 3: to see Star Wars when it was in the theater.
- 1:17:42Speaker 3: And one of your first memories is actually Empire, whenever
- 1:17:46Speaker 3: the snow speeders are going over the mountains. And you
- 1:17:48Speaker 3: said that you could feel it in your chest. Yeah,
- 1:17:50Speaker 3: because I was.
- 1:17:51Speaker 5: It was 1982?
- 1:17:51Speaker 6: 80.
- 1:17:51Speaker 5: 80, that's right.
- 1:17:52Speaker 8: Because I would have only been five there. And I
- 1:17:53Speaker 8: remember my neighbor.
- 1:18:01Speaker 8: They were taking me without my parents to see it
- 1:18:04Speaker 8: at the drive-in with my sister. My sister had to
- 1:18:06Speaker 8: take me during the movie that was before it to
- 1:18:08Speaker 8: see it. to go to the bathroom and I was
- 1:18:10Speaker 8: first time that I'd gone to the bathroom publicly without
- 1:18:12Speaker 8: my dad, you know, all that kind of stuff was
- 1:18:14Speaker 8: all in that scene.
- 1:18:16Speaker 5: Big night.
- 1:18:18Speaker 3: You walked in a boy, it came out a man.
- 1:18:20Speaker 8: The lady, the lady that took us was doing the
- 1:18:23Speaker 8: Darth Vader voice before I, you know, I had gone
- 1:18:26Speaker 8: to see star Wars, but I was much too young.
- 1:18:31Speaker 8: I was two, two and a half or whatever. And yeah, I,
- 1:18:35Speaker 8: And Empire is the movie for me, when you put
- 1:18:38Speaker 8: it that way. And I have the Empire picture book.
- 1:18:43Speaker 8: And when you think, while Ben's going over this with
- 1:18:46Speaker 8: Star Wars, I had probably both that and Jedi. And
- 1:18:52Speaker 8: my friend Damien and I had stolen my sister's tape recorder.
- 1:18:56Speaker 8: You know, the old school tape recorder. They all looked
- 1:18:58Speaker 8: identical with the push and play and record button.
- 1:19:01Speaker 5: The one that I taped Star Wars with?
- 1:19:03Speaker 8: You know, we did that with Wizard of Oz. But anyway,
- 1:19:08Speaker 8: I just realized that was my first podcast. Damien and
- 1:19:11Speaker 8: I stole the tape recorder and we sat in my
- 1:19:16Speaker 8: room and we read through the Star Wars book. books
- 1:19:20Speaker 8: the empire strikes back in return of the jedi and
- 1:19:23Speaker 8: kind of riffed on it as we were going and
- 1:19:25Speaker 8: made little jokes and oh no that didn't happen here
- 1:19:28Speaker 8: that's happened here and we we kind of talked about
- 1:19:31Speaker 8: the movie and how awesome it was and and what
- 1:19:35Speaker 8: toys we were going to get onto the tape and
- 1:19:37Speaker 8: i you know 15 years later listen to this thing
- 1:19:40Speaker 8: i still have it just love listening to us talking.
- 1:19:43Speaker 5: About don't you release that sadly i did that it
- 1:19:48Speaker 5: was with my cousin but she was way more theatrical
- 1:19:52Speaker 5: so ours was more like sketch comedy like we were
- 1:19:54Speaker 5: doing like skits and we had like fake commercials and
- 1:19:58Speaker 5: like it was it was it was way more of
- 1:20:00Speaker 5: a show you know it was it was again it
- 1:20:03Speaker 5: probably explains why i'm here now again i i ask.
- 1:20:05Speaker 3: You you guys if you had had the actual movie
- 1:20:09Speaker 3: on some sort of a format where you could play
- 1:20:12Speaker 3: it and see the actual movie. Do you think he
- 1:20:14Speaker 3: would have done all this stuff?
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: Probably not.
- 1:20:16Speaker 5: I think it does change things. And it makes me
- 1:20:18Speaker 5: wonder how different these next generations are going to turn out.
- 1:20:23Speaker 5: Because it's little things like that. Or I was just
- 1:20:26Speaker 5: talking about the other day that, like, there are also,
- 1:20:28Speaker 5: I know of a child who was about two and
- 1:20:31Speaker 5: could not ride in the car without a movie on.
- 1:20:35Speaker 5: Like we're going two blocks down. Why would I, she
- 1:20:37Speaker 5: was throwing a fit. And I'm just like, we're, we're
- 1:20:40Speaker 5: doing that kind of stuff to our society too, where
- 1:20:43Speaker 5: it's like, we're so distracted with stuff and little kids
- 1:20:46Speaker 5: that are coming up now, it's so ingrained in their
- 1:20:50Speaker 5: daily life that I'm just like, I don't know that
- 1:20:52Speaker 5: we realize how drastic things are going to be in
- 1:20:55Speaker 5: like 20 years when these kids are growing up. And
- 1:20:58Speaker 5: it also makes me wonder too.
- 1:20:59Speaker 7: I mean, you've got the obsession, you know, stuff like,
- 1:21:01Speaker 7: you know, twilight and that, but you know, is it like,
- 1:21:04Speaker 7: I can't figure out if these people are obsessed over
- 1:21:07Speaker 7: it because they've been waiting for it or because all
- 1:21:11Speaker 7: their friends in high school are also obsessed about it.
- 1:21:13Speaker 7: It's almost like going after a certain clothing trend or
- 1:21:16Speaker 7: something like that.
- 1:21:17Speaker 2: There's an automatic community.
- 1:21:19Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:21:20Speaker 3: You know what it might be? It might be like
- 1:21:21Speaker 3: going to church for them. they basically have read all
- 1:21:26Speaker 3: of the holy tomes. They have talked about all the
- 1:21:30Speaker 3: spells and the prayers in it, and now the big
- 1:21:32Speaker 3: movie's coming out. So it's like going to Mecca. It's
- 1:21:35Speaker 3: going to the big religious service with all of the
- 1:21:37Speaker 3: fellow acolytes. Maybe I'm reading too much into this.
- 1:21:40Speaker 7: I was going to say, the only time I can
- 1:21:41Speaker 7: think of a movie playing in theaters where it's like
- 1:21:44Speaker 7: a religious ceremony going there is Rocky Horror.
- 1:21:47Speaker 2: It was always that way.
- 1:21:49Speaker 3: Well, you know, it's like, It's like the crazy Baptist
- 1:21:54Speaker 3: snake handling versus the very traditional Eastern Orthodox.
- 1:21:59Speaker 5: Yeah, that's pretty accurate. I was there every week. That's
- 1:22:04Speaker 5: what it seemed like to me.
- 1:22:05Speaker 3: I accidentally brought a snake to an Episcopal service. I
- 1:22:08Speaker 3: was embarrassed. You would not believe how awkward that was.
- 1:22:12Speaker 5: I brought a snake to drive you Miss Daisy. Very
- 1:22:15Speaker 5: embarrassing there.
- 1:22:16Speaker 9: It bites.
- 1:22:18Speaker 10: Nice.
- 1:22:19Speaker 3: But, you know, to get back to the whole you
- 1:22:21Speaker 3: think kids they get it um i've got a new
- 1:22:25Speaker 3: nephew um through marriage uh not that i married my nephew.
- 1:22:30Speaker 5: We don't order we don't endorse such things sort of.
- 1:22:32Speaker 3: Came with the whole you know getting married thing but
- 1:22:35Speaker 3: he's about uh seven he was a huge fan of
- 1:22:38Speaker 3: the clone wars cartoon but he had never actually seen
- 1:22:41Speaker 3: star wars so i was like oh i can't believe
- 1:22:43Speaker 3: this is perfect i get to show him i get
- 1:22:45Speaker 3: to show someone stars so i had him come over
- 1:22:47Speaker 3: we got pizza we closed all the windows, made it dark,
- 1:22:52Speaker 3: tried to create the theatrical experience, popped it in, and
- 1:22:55Speaker 3: he was bored.
- 1:22:58Speaker 5: This is episode four?
- 1:23:00Speaker 3: Watching it with a kid today made me realize how
- 1:23:04Speaker 3: very slow it is in parts.
- 1:23:06Speaker 2: They're so used to this. Everything's hyperkinetic now. There's no buildup.
- 1:23:11Speaker 5: And I think maybe we were just a different generation.
- 1:23:14Speaker 5: hype it because that's the thing my nephew like loves
- 1:23:17Speaker 5: the stuff like everybody just keeps buying him like the
- 1:23:20Speaker 5: toys and he's seen probably the cartoons on TV and
- 1:23:23Speaker 5: he knows like the commercials and like the Legos but
- 1:23:25Speaker 5: it's like then like my dad was like you haven't
- 1:23:28Speaker 5: even watched the movie he was giving him shit and
- 1:23:31Speaker 5: then I was like he tried to watch and got
- 1:23:35Speaker 5: scared by parts of it and I'm trying to remember
- 1:23:37Speaker 5: if it was four or five I know he was
- 1:23:39Speaker 5: kind of I think he started watching Empire and was
- 1:23:41Speaker 5: scared by the Womble and he's like five or six
- 1:23:44Speaker 5: minutes i'm like it's pretty yeah i think i think
- 1:23:47Speaker 5: maybe there's a certain level that kids are again maybe
- 1:23:51Speaker 5: we're a little easier on kids today so maybe they're
- 1:23:53Speaker 5: not ready for i don't know it's like a weird
- 1:23:55Speaker 5: mixture sometimes kids are brought up in a weird rougher
- 1:23:59Speaker 5: world that like we didn't have a clue but at
- 1:24:01Speaker 5: the same time i think sometimes they're sheltered a little
- 1:24:03Speaker 5: more it's kind of hit and miss it's like your
- 1:24:05Speaker 5: kid may fall into a totally different category yeah.
- 1:24:08Speaker 7: I had something similar to what he was talking about.
- 1:24:10Speaker 7: It was my very first year teaching, and during testing,
- 1:24:13Speaker 7: they were having the upperclassmen testing, and so they just
- 1:24:17Speaker 7: told freshman teachers, bring in some movie to show the kids.
- 1:24:20Speaker 7: It's going to keep them interested. It's not going to
- 1:24:22Speaker 7: get you in trouble, essentially. So I brought in Rage
- 1:24:25Speaker 7: of the Lost Ark, because I was like, okay, that's PG,
- 1:24:27Speaker 7: and it's an awesome freaking movie.
- 1:24:29Speaker 5: And then I.
- 1:24:30Speaker 7: Put it in, and it was, I swear to God,
- 1:24:33Speaker 7: this girl raises her hand, during the fight when he's
- 1:24:36Speaker 7: fighting the big, tough Nazi who has the plane spinning around.
- 1:24:41Speaker 7: And I was like, you know, you go to the restroom.
- 1:24:43Speaker 7: She's like, no, this is boring. Can we watch something else?
- 1:24:46Speaker 5: I was like, this is boring.
- 1:24:48Speaker 7: Well, another girl in that class, I almost instinctively hit
- 1:24:52Speaker 7: this child.
- 1:24:53Speaker 3: I don't know if I should admit.
- 1:24:54Speaker 5: That as a teacher. I can't blame you for that.
- 1:24:56Speaker 7: But it was in the very opening sequence, and I
- 1:25:00Speaker 7: swear to God, People, when I tell this story, they
- 1:25:02Speaker 7: think I'm bullshitting them or making them up. Like, no,
- 1:25:03Speaker 7: this is true. Somebody said this to me. It was
- 1:25:06Speaker 7: when Indiana Jones was running away from the tribesmen right
- 1:25:09Speaker 7: after Belloc has taken the fertility statue at the beginning.
- 1:25:13Speaker 7: And she just makes this comment.
- 1:25:15Speaker 3: She's like, this is stupid.
- 1:25:16Speaker 7: They just ripped that off from Family Guy.
- 1:25:18Speaker 2: I was like, oh.
- 1:25:23Speaker 7: It's like, now.
- 1:25:25Speaker 3: I have to kill you.
- 1:25:26Speaker 9: Think about that. Think about time.
- 1:25:29Speaker 2: And how that.
- 1:25:30Speaker 7: It's like, I saw Family Guy first, so clearly it's
- 1:25:32Speaker 7: the original one.
- 1:25:33Speaker 3: The guys who made The Simpsons, they were always talking
- 1:25:36Speaker 3: about how they ripped off so many things from Citizen Kane,
- 1:25:39Speaker 3: so many camera shots, but now kids have seen Simpsons
- 1:25:42Speaker 3: before Citizen Kane, and they think Citizen Kane is doing
- 1:25:46Speaker 3: The Simpsons.
- 1:25:48Speaker 5: And now, you know, Simpsons has been on for 20-some-odd years,
- 1:25:51Speaker 5: so everybody else is just like Simpsons already did. Nobody
- 1:25:54Speaker 5: can write anything from this point on that doesn't feel
- 1:25:56Speaker 5: like they ripped off The Simpsons.
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: Didn't you just feel a little peace that you'd die
- 1:25:59Speaker 3: whenever you were like, these kids think these movies are boring.
- 1:26:02Speaker 3: And it was kind of reminding me of when my dad,
- 1:26:07Speaker 3: you know, there'd be something on TV like an old
- 1:26:09Speaker 3: Flash Gordon black and white thing and he would get
- 1:26:12Speaker 3: me to watch it and I would find it. boring
- 1:26:14Speaker 3: and kind of cheesy but i'm sure whenever he was
- 1:26:16Speaker 3: a kid it was the greatest thing.
- 1:26:17Speaker 7: Ever so every now and then i mean i'll show
- 1:26:19Speaker 7: i don't really show that many movies i do a
- 1:26:21Speaker 7: film club after school and that's usually the more appreciative
- 1:26:24Speaker 7: kids but um in my ap class ap bio i'll
- 1:26:28Speaker 7: show coin of scotty once a year and every now
- 1:26:32Speaker 7: and then i'll get the kid where they'll just be
- 1:26:33Speaker 7: like That blew my mind. Can I borrow the other two?
- 1:26:36Speaker 7: And I'll loan him the other two. I'm like, sure,
- 1:26:37Speaker 7: go watch the other two. He's not as good as
- 1:26:39Speaker 7: Quentin Scott.
- 1:26:39Speaker 2: That's kind of the exceptional kid, you know.
- 1:26:42Speaker 9: Especially in high school.
- 1:26:42Speaker 7: And I even actually tell him when I show Quentin Scott,
- 1:26:44Speaker 7: I'm like, I'm not going to lie, probably about two-thirds
- 1:26:47Speaker 7: of you are going to be bored or the music's
- 1:26:48Speaker 7: going to drive you up the wall. But there's like
- 1:26:50Speaker 7: a third of you in here that are really going
- 1:26:52Speaker 7: to dig what you see, and that's what I'm shooting for.
- 1:26:57Speaker 5: It's weird in this, I guess, to Ben's story, it's
- 1:26:59Speaker 5: weird when it goes the other way. because now I've
- 1:27:02Speaker 5: gotten to the point where I'm such a geek, like,
- 1:27:06Speaker 5: I'm still tied to, and it shows the difference between
- 1:27:09Speaker 5: geeks and, like, regular people, because my dad was there
- 1:27:11Speaker 5: with me when I saw it that first time, and
- 1:27:14Speaker 5: it was pretty rare that I, and it's still pretty
- 1:27:16Speaker 5: rare that I go back to the theater and see
- 1:27:17Speaker 5: a movie again. I will usually just go see something else,
- 1:27:19Speaker 5: and now that you can watch it at home, I'll
- 1:27:21Speaker 5: catch it, you know, I'll own it later, watching a
- 1:27:23Speaker 5: million times there, but it's rare that I, and then
- 1:27:25Speaker 5: I never did, and Star Wars was one of the
- 1:27:27Speaker 5: few times, and I had I don't know if it
- 1:27:29Speaker 5: was that same year. It was kind of that same
- 1:27:31Speaker 5: story of Yubo. It was my birthday, and it was
- 1:27:33Speaker 5: still playing in the theater however long it was. Or
- 1:27:36Speaker 5: it could have even been a re-release like that next
- 1:27:38Speaker 5: year or something whenever they brought it back out. But
- 1:27:41Speaker 5: I remember going back a second time with my dad
- 1:27:43Speaker 5: and having this really great experience like it was just
- 1:27:46Speaker 5: the two of us. And it was that bonding thing
- 1:27:49Speaker 5: of us watching Star Wars together.
- 1:27:51Speaker 3: I'm picturing you and your dad in the Andy Griffith
- 1:27:54Speaker 3: show scene walking into the movie theater.
- 1:27:58Speaker 5: And we had that bonding Star Wars thing. And it's
- 1:28:01Speaker 5: funny that he still sort of has a level of it,
- 1:28:06Speaker 5: but he bought the whole box set of Blu-rays that
- 1:28:09Speaker 5: just came out. And I won't do it because they're
- 1:28:12Speaker 5: the bastardized version. And I saw it and I was like, no,
- 1:28:15Speaker 5: that's bullshit. I was like, no, I'm not giving him
- 1:28:18Speaker 5: money for those wrong versions. I'm like, if he puts
- 1:28:21Speaker 5: out the real one, maybe I'll give him a lot
- 1:28:23Speaker 5: more money than I've already given him. So it's funny
- 1:28:26Speaker 5: that he's gotten so relaxed about it. He's like, whatever.
- 1:28:29Speaker 5: He doesn't care. He's not this hardcore geek that won't
- 1:28:34Speaker 5: let go of that. So again, I don't know if
- 1:28:36Speaker 5: that's a generational thing. How old is your dad about?
- 1:28:39Speaker 6: What did you say?
- 1:28:41Speaker 3: Is he in his 60s?
- 1:28:42Speaker 5: Yeah, he's got to be about 60.
- 1:28:45Speaker 3: What does he think about episode 1, 2, 3?
- 1:28:48Speaker 5: Kind of the same thing. My dad's the same way.
- 1:28:51Speaker 5: Not as hardcore as I am. They're there. They're okay.
- 1:28:55Speaker 5: He probably... Again, I think he got that set, so
- 1:28:58Speaker 5: he's got them, but again, they're not as good as
- 1:29:00Speaker 5: their first ones.
- 1:29:01Speaker 2: They're just entertainment.
- 1:29:03Speaker 7: It's also like that pretty much everybody here at this
- 1:29:05Speaker 7: table is almost trying to do the same thing that
- 1:29:06Speaker 7: was done for us when it comes to you're trying
- 1:29:10Speaker 7: to show somebody something they haven't seen before, so that
- 1:29:13Speaker 7: way they can also sort of experience that magic. Because
- 1:29:16Speaker 7: I do it with the film club with my students
- 1:29:17Speaker 7: at school. I mean, you were saying you do it
- 1:29:19Speaker 7: with your kids. I know you, Dave, do it with Allie.
- 1:29:22Speaker 5: I'll scar my nephew, I'm sure.
- 1:29:23Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's just... My daughter, it's so weird
- 1:29:26Speaker 2: because she's seven, but she will respond much more strongly
- 1:29:30Speaker 2: to something from the 50s. She digs tarantula and creatures
- 1:29:33Speaker 2: from the Black Lagoon and the Invisible Man.
- 1:29:36Speaker 5: That's awesome.
- 1:29:38Speaker 2: She's been like that. But I will try to show
- 1:29:41Speaker 2: her something like Empire, and she's like, it's kind of boring.
- 1:29:44Speaker 3: Turn off the color on your TV.
- 1:29:47Speaker 2: She actually does that. I've got my fourth setting on
- 1:29:49Speaker 2: the TV. It's just black and white. At times, which
- 1:29:53Speaker 2: really warmed my heart, she said, you know, it's kind
- 1:29:55Speaker 2: of cooler in black and white, Daddy. I'm like, I
- 1:29:57Speaker 2: love you.
- 1:29:58Speaker 3: Smart kid.
- 1:29:58Speaker 5: Awesome.
- 1:29:59Speaker 2: But she'll, you know, you talked about doing the tape
- 1:30:02Speaker 2: recording ritual, which I did and you guys did. Yeah.
- 1:30:05Speaker 2: She does it with the iPad. Wow. She'll take parts
- 1:30:09Speaker 2: of movies.
- 1:30:10Speaker 5: I guess it's good that it's still going on.
- 1:30:11Speaker 2: She'll make her own little movies, and I'm thrilled about
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: all that.
- 1:30:14Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:30:15Speaker 7: I have to do the same also at school. I
- 1:30:16Speaker 7: have a shelf where once I bought the Outer Limits
- 1:30:18Speaker 7: on DVD, I still kept all the single VHSs I have,
- 1:30:21Speaker 7: and I've just got them there on the shelves. And
- 1:30:23Speaker 7: it's like, I have a note there for students, like,
- 1:30:24Speaker 7: you want to borrow one of these? Just tell me
- 1:30:26Speaker 7: which one you want to borrow.
- 1:30:27Speaker 3: What is this?
- 1:30:29Speaker 2: It's an object. How do I?
- 1:30:30Speaker 5: What's this? Rectangular.
- 1:30:32Speaker 2: Is this a book?
- 1:30:32Speaker 5: Device. Try to open it.
- 1:30:34Speaker 3: I think my dad has one of these.
- 1:30:35Speaker 8: He keeps it in his drawer.
- 1:30:38Speaker 3: This is amazing.
- 1:30:38Speaker 7: Do you teach it like the sci-fi?
- 1:30:40Speaker 10: We're the words.
- 1:30:41Speaker 5: This is amazing.
- 1:30:45Speaker 2: Only your class.
- 1:30:46Speaker 3: Pretty much. Do you guys have like a Quidditch team
- 1:30:49Speaker 3: at that school?
- 1:30:50Speaker 6: I wish.
- 1:30:53Speaker 5: Oh, but no. I mean, yeah. I can also pinpoint
- 1:30:58Speaker 5: that as if the movie geek part of it, the collector.
- 1:31:02Speaker 7: Geek, is directly.
- 1:31:05Speaker 5: I mean, everything was made... Again, it was the first...
- 1:31:07Speaker 5: It changed the world of marketing from that point on.
- 1:31:11Speaker 5: It really is. From that point, everything changed about marketing
- 1:31:14Speaker 5: a movie.
- 1:31:15Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:31:16Speaker 5: I had everything. Again, the collector's cards, I think, was
- 1:31:20Speaker 5: another way of rebuilding the movie. And like, ooh, and
- 1:31:22Speaker 5: this is from that scene. And then you put them
- 1:31:24Speaker 5: in order and you retell the story.
- 1:31:26Speaker 7: All of us have vivid memories of just getting toys.
- 1:31:28Speaker 7: Because I remember for us, we would reserve them or
- 1:31:30Speaker 7: order them through Sears and go and get them back
- 1:31:33Speaker 7: when Sears was.
- 1:31:33Speaker 2: Well, like I said, there was no marketing in place
- 1:31:35Speaker 2: for Star Wars when it came out. Nobody had any
- 1:31:37Speaker 2: confidence in it. There was nothing. And it didn't hit until,
- 1:31:41Speaker 2: they didn't get the Halloween costumes out until Christmas. And
- 1:31:45Speaker 2: I remember seeing Darth Vader.
- 1:31:47Speaker 5: Really?
- 1:31:47Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:31:48Speaker 7: What did they look like?
- 1:31:50Speaker 2: They were in typical VAC form, you know, Ben Cooper costumes.
- 1:31:52Speaker 3: But was it actually a Darth Vader where it said
- 1:31:54Speaker 3: Darth Vader?
- 1:31:55Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 1:31:56Speaker 5: Mine said Darth Vader.
- 1:31:57Speaker 4: Just in case.
- 1:31:58Speaker 5: Because I had Darth Vader.
- 1:31:59Speaker 2: Chewbacca and a Darth Vader and Vader and Skywalker and
- 1:32:02Speaker 2: all those. But I remember there being a stack of
- 1:32:04Speaker 2: Darth Vader costumes at Airway, which became Target.
- 1:32:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:32:09Speaker 2: And it said, be Darth Vader this Christmas. And they
- 1:32:13Speaker 2: were selling like mad. Toys didn't hit until the following spring.
- 1:32:18Speaker 2: You had to go out and buy that weird Kenner
- 1:32:22Speaker 2: cardboard box at the local toy store. The early bird thing, right?
- 1:32:26Speaker 2: The early bird package, so you could afford to get
- 1:32:28Speaker 2: the figure shipped to you in March or April of
- 1:32:32Speaker 2: the next year.
- 1:32:33Speaker 5: Well, and that first year worth... worth of stuff that
- 1:32:35Speaker 5: came out and they were like play sets were a
- 1:32:37Speaker 5: piece of cardboard and a plastic stand like they really
- 1:32:41Speaker 5: were not.
- 1:32:42Speaker 2: I remember the cantina but son of a bitch.
- 1:32:44Speaker 3: I wanted it I wanted it I wanted that cardboard the.
- 1:32:47Speaker 5: Cantina was nothing it was like what a rip off.
- 1:32:49Speaker 2: I think they got the first books and things out
- 1:32:53Speaker 2: right around Christmas like they got the blueprints the Star
- 1:32:55Speaker 2: Wars blueprints of the sets and then they had the
- 1:32:58Speaker 2: making of book by 78 I still have that but
- 1:33:03Speaker 2: it was real slow to take off The novelization was
- 1:33:05Speaker 2: the only thing that had been out before the movie.
- 1:33:08Speaker 3: I just don't see a kid who's into a sci-fi
- 1:33:12Speaker 3: movie that just came out now. They wouldn't go to
- 1:33:15Speaker 3: these lengths.
- 1:33:16Speaker 5: They don't have to. It doesn't occur to them.
- 1:33:20Speaker 3: I had taken a.
- 1:33:24Speaker 8: Plastic tube out of my father's golf set. It kept
- 1:33:29Speaker 8: the club separate. It was a clear plastic tube and
- 1:33:32Speaker 8: I took Um, it was right after the little snap
- 1:33:35Speaker 8: glow lights and I found a way to tape them
- 1:33:38Speaker 8: in there for, for my Halloween costume and tape them
- 1:33:42Speaker 8: in there and break them right before we went out
- 1:33:43Speaker 8: in the dark and I taped them all up and
- 1:33:46Speaker 8: carried it around and it looked horrible. It was the
- 1:33:50Speaker 8: best lightsaber anybody could come up with. And it was
- 1:33:53Speaker 8: in our neighborhood. It was legendary. It was like, you know,
- 1:33:56Speaker 8: because my mom sewed an actual Jedi cloak. And that's
- 1:34:01Speaker 8: all I had was a cloak and this two glow sticks.
- 1:34:04Speaker 5: Awesome.
- 1:34:05Speaker 3: Awesome costume. But great, great coffee.
- 1:34:08Speaker 2: Think about it.
- 1:34:09Speaker 3: You made your own lightsaber. You are technically a Jedi.
- 1:34:13Speaker 8: According to the bylaws of the Jedi order.
- 1:34:16Speaker 11: You and I can do that.
- 1:34:19Speaker 5: Which means we need to kill you.
- 1:34:21Speaker 7: So this podcast can become more powerful. I've been waiting
- 1:34:26Speaker 7: for that step.
- 1:34:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:34:28Speaker 8: But yeah, I mean, it, now you can walk into
- 1:34:32Speaker 8: the store and it lights up, it glows, it.
- 1:34:34Speaker 7: Extends, you can make all the sounds.
- 1:34:37Speaker 5: That's the thing, my nephew has that and hasn't seen
- 1:34:39Speaker 5: the movie. Loves to beat the hell out of his
- 1:34:42Speaker 5: sister with it. You know, I'm just like, it's weird
- 1:34:45Speaker 5: to me that that stuff is carried over even when
- 1:34:48Speaker 5: the movie's not there. You know, that's what a weird, like,
- 1:34:52Speaker 5: following that it has. It's like, it has a following
- 1:34:54Speaker 5: even if you haven't seen the movie. You know what
- 1:34:56Speaker 5: lightsabers are. You know what the TIE fighter does.
- 1:34:59Speaker 7: You know, it's, That loops back, too, to the whole
- 1:35:02Speaker 7: idea of what's going to become of these kids in
- 1:35:03Speaker 7: the future years. It's like, why obsess over making something
- 1:35:06Speaker 7: when you can just buy it and all that, but
- 1:35:08Speaker 7: it doesn't require any imagination. Because to you, it's like
- 1:35:10Speaker 7: you really cherish that lightsaber that you made because you
- 1:35:12Speaker 7: figured it out.
- 1:35:13Speaker 3: You made it work.
- 1:35:14Speaker 7: And now it's like, if you had it, some other
- 1:35:16Speaker 7: kid down the street could have something that's more elaborate.
- 1:35:19Speaker 7: With most films, there's something like that.
- 1:35:21Speaker 3: I turned so many shoeboxes into spaceships.
- 1:35:23Speaker 5: See, I had that. I had one that was probably
- 1:35:26Speaker 5: like Girl Scout cookies came in it or something. The
- 1:35:28Speaker 5: big one, the case. And then I cut, again, this
- 1:35:31Speaker 5: tells you where it was, because I had the Boba
- 1:35:33Speaker 5: Fett before Empire was out. And then I had to
- 1:35:35Speaker 5: cut a hole in the top so the Boba could
- 1:35:37Speaker 5: shoot out the top of this jet pack.
- 1:35:39Speaker 2: It was the one you had to order in the
- 1:35:40Speaker 2: little box?
- 1:35:41Speaker 3: You know those plastic eggs that pantyhose came in? They
- 1:35:45Speaker 3: made the best escape pods for our team.
- 1:35:48Speaker 8: For Mork, sure, but I mean.
- 1:35:51Speaker 2: Especially if.
- 1:35:52Speaker 3: You have the little clear dome on one end.
- 1:35:54Speaker 5: Then they can see where they're going, sure.
- 1:35:57Speaker 3: It was kind of weird having a eight-year-old kid going, hey, Ma,
- 1:36:01Speaker 3: why don't you get more paintings?
- 1:36:04Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what it was for.
- 1:36:07Speaker 8: At least you weren't trying to look for pods from
- 1:36:09Speaker 8: Star Crash. Is that me asking your mom to do
- 1:36:12Speaker 8: something completely different?
- 1:36:13Speaker 5: Buy some random crap, Ma.
- 1:36:15Speaker 3: I have never seen that movie, but I heard you're
- 1:36:17Speaker 3: all's podcast, and I watched the trailer.
- 1:36:21Speaker 5: The podcast is almost as good as what you're saying.
- 1:36:26Speaker 2: It's magnificent. God love them.
- 1:36:29Speaker 3: They thought they were making a good movie.
- 1:36:30Speaker 7: I would get irritated at my mom when she bought
- 1:36:33Speaker 7: a different blanket for my bed because the old one
- 1:36:35Speaker 7: had been the perfect desert color, and that was always
- 1:36:38Speaker 7: my Tatooine.
- 1:36:39Speaker 2: Oh, that's original.
- 1:36:40Speaker 5: Damn you, Mom. Yeah. Bedspread. What the hell is wrong
- 1:36:44Speaker 5: with you?
- 1:36:46Speaker 8: I had a brown carpet in my room, which I
- 1:36:50Speaker 8: had G.I. Joe and Transformers and Star Wars all together.
- 1:36:55Speaker 8: And it wasn't, it was never done well. And so
- 1:36:59Speaker 8: it had a, um, uh, a bow in the carpet.
- 1:37:03Speaker 8: I called it a wave that you could push around
- 1:37:05Speaker 8: the room. And so I would make it, you know,
- 1:37:08Speaker 8: sometimes I would make it a, a tactical Hill that people, you.
- 1:37:12Speaker 5: Know, we have to take the bow, right.
- 1:37:15Speaker 3: There are all.
- 1:37:15Speaker 8: Different things you could do, you know, with the, with
- 1:37:18Speaker 8: the wave in the room to set up your figures. And, and, um,
- 1:37:23Speaker 8: I remember one day my dad had cut and tacked
- 1:37:25Speaker 8: and everything back down, and I was so disappointed that
- 1:37:28Speaker 8: I'd lost this malleable, you know, play set that I had.
- 1:37:32Speaker 5: An entire galaxy is ruined.
- 1:37:35Speaker 3: I used to love it whenever my parents would buy
- 1:37:37Speaker 3: a new appliance, a new thing for the oven, because
- 1:37:39Speaker 3: that meant that there would be white styrofoam packing that
- 1:37:43Speaker 3: would be a perfect hot space, because it had these
- 1:37:46Speaker 3: little compartments in it.
- 1:37:50Speaker 5: We could do this forever. Hours and hours. So I guess,
- 1:37:53Speaker 5: if we've gotten the essentials of our Star Wars love
- 1:37:56Speaker 5: out of the way, we should probably wrap this thing up.
- 1:37:59Speaker 5: I'm sure we will return to these memories in any
- 1:38:01Speaker 5: future episode. Okay, kids, get out your decoder pins.
- 1:38:07Speaker 10: Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
- 1:38:12Speaker 5: It is time for the Movie Meltdown Secret Circle reveal
- 1:38:14Speaker 5: of the next exciting feature. In the next couple of
- 1:38:17Speaker 5: weeks here, we're going to come back and our sofa
- 1:38:20Speaker 5: theater feature is... Bigfoot. Now, granted, that doesn't give you
- 1:38:24Speaker 5: much of a clue as to what the hell the
- 1:38:26Speaker 5: movie is. So to clarify, it's called Bigfoot. It's from 2012.
- 1:38:30Speaker 5: The director is Bruce Davison. Bruce Davison directed it? Yes.
- 1:38:38Speaker 3: We'll get to that.
- 1:38:39Speaker 2: Well, you could say he directed it.
- 1:38:41Speaker 5: But, yeah, just look for the one that's got Danny
- 1:38:44Speaker 5: Partridge and Greg Brady in it, and you'll know you're
- 1:38:47Speaker 5: on the right track. Danny Partridge. Anything else this week?
- 1:38:50Speaker 5: I think we've covered all the memories we can and
- 1:38:56Speaker 5: reminisced on all the movies.
- 1:38:57Speaker 2: That touched us in a special way.
- 1:39:01Speaker 5: Otherwise, that about does it. We will return next week.
- 1:39:03Speaker 5: Same geek time, same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
- 1:39:21Speaker 10: We've been here too long, trying to get along, pretending
- 1:39:25Speaker 10: that you're oh so shy. I'm a natural man, doing
- 1:39:31Speaker 10: all I can, my temperature is running high. High at night,
- 1:39:38Speaker 10: no one in sight, and we got so much to share.
- 1:39:42Speaker 5: Hope is.
- 1:39:45Speaker 10: Fine, if you got the time, but I ain't got
- 1:39:47Speaker 10: the time.
- 1:39:54Speaker 5: Yeah!
- 1:39:54Speaker 10: Do you wanna touch? needs a little joy. All you
- 1:40:27Speaker 10: do is sit and stare. Begging on my knees, baby,
- 1:40:33Speaker 10: won't you please run your fingers through my hair? My, my, my,
- 1:40:40Speaker 10: whiskey and rye, don't it make you feel so fine?
- 1:40:44Speaker 10: Ride on, gone, don't.
- 1:40:48Speaker 5: It turn you on?
- 1:40:49Speaker 10: Can't Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Yeah! Oh yeah!
- 1:41:21Speaker 6: Oh yeah!
- 1:42:37Speaker 7: Fred's going to show up in a big golden dildo
- 1:42:38Speaker 7: and she's going to break through the window.
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