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#0128_ STORY INSPIRE: Bye Bye Bondi, Hello Mommy: Politics, Chaos & Dark Comedy · INSPIRE STORY

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. We
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Speaker 1: are here and we are going to discuss the news
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Speaker 1: of the day. And we are going to treat it
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Speaker 1: with respect because a lot of people forget these are
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Speaker 1: real people that we talk about all the time here.
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Speaker 1: And these people deserve respect. And that's what we do.
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Speaker 1: We give them respect. I don't know anything about the
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Speaker 1: Gnome household. I don't know Chrissy Gnome. I know she
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Speaker 1: shot her dog in the face. And then she kind
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Speaker 1: of made a mess of the Homeland Security thing. Now,
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Speaker 1: she's got a husband named Byron, and he likes cross-dressing.
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Speaker 1: And he likes having the big... Uh, tits, the milkers.
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Speaker 1: So now he was, uh, he's been dressing up and
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Speaker 1: paying adult entertainers to talk dirty, I guess in like
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Speaker 1: a chat room or something. Gnome husband paid $ 25 a
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Speaker 1: minute for dirty talk as she reveals his unusual kink.
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Speaker 1: Gnome's cross dressing husband, Byron Gnome paid online models up
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Speaker 1: to $ 25 a minute to talk dirty to him. And
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Speaker 1: he was a needy client. with an unusual kink for
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Speaker 1: yoga pants, according to one of the women. Noam, the
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Speaker 1: longtime husband of former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, was
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Speaker 1: exposed for living a cross-dressing double life in the bimbofication
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Speaker 1: fetish scene after the Daily Mail published salacious photos of
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Speaker 1: Noam with massive fake breasts. Lydia Love, a webcam model
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Speaker 1: on the website CamSoda, definitely remembers Noam's face, but said,
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Speaker 1: there's no way I could ever forget those fake boobs.
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Speaker 1: She told the Times of London of the 56-year-old father
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Speaker 1: of three who was one of her clients. Well, what
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Speaker 1: is this? Iran hacked all of these people and they
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Speaker 1: got Kash Patel dancing and they got this guy out
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Speaker 1: with his tits. The cam girl said, no, I'm like
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Speaker 1: to play the submissive role in the chats where he
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Speaker 1: paid up to, yeah, we paid 25 a minute. He
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Speaker 1: would try to talk more feminine. His kink was yoga pants. Love,
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Speaker 1: who's called a femdom in online communities, told the Times
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Speaker 1: he wanted to be the star of the show and
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Speaker 1: really show off. I would hype him up. Some people
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Speaker 1: are just looking for that. He wants a little attention.
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Speaker 1: His wife is running Homeland Security, poorly, but she's running it,
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Speaker 1: and he, to get attention, he's got to strap on
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Speaker 1: a pair of fake tits and go into a chat
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Speaker 1: room and be the star of the show. And he's
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Speaker 1: got to pay $ 25 a minute for someone to hype
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Speaker 1: him up. That should be the wife's job. Kristi Noem
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Speaker 1: should be hyping him up, but instead he's got to pay...
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Speaker 1: He could be frustrating during the chat sessions, which typically
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Speaker 1: lasted about 10 minutes, she said, because he was not
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Speaker 1: very good at being submissive. He's got to learn. The
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Speaker 1: problem was he was constantly trying to direct the cam
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Speaker 1: girls to tell him what to do. If you want
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Speaker 1: to be dominated by a woman, let me dominate you,
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Speaker 1: she said. Why are you telling me to tell you
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Speaker 1: to do all this? But what stands out the most
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Speaker 1: is the comically large balloon breasts that were plastered all
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Speaker 1: over the news this week. And what did Noam say
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Speaker 1: about this? What was her response? So what? My husband
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Speaker 1: likes to strap on, what do they call this, a
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Speaker 1: G cup? I think those are H. This is H?
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Speaker 1: I think so. I thought we got G on Amazon.
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Speaker 1: Didn't we pay for G? It might have been. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H. Oh,
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Speaker 1: H is bigger than G.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: H is bigger than G. Oh, good. I don't know
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Speaker 1: the alphabet. So I thought H. But so we got
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Speaker 1: these down. How much did these on Amazon run us?
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Speaker 1: I think they were like 200 bucks. I'm just imagining
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Speaker 1: being in a suburban home and then strapping these on.
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Speaker 1: I'm imagining this. My wife is at Homeland Security and
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Speaker 1: she's on the news all day, right? So that's annoying.
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Speaker 1: The bitch is out of the house and then you
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Speaker 1: turn on the TV and there she is again in
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Speaker 1: some weird ice glam outfit, throwing people in a truck.
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Speaker 1: And then I'm like sitting in my suburban house and
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Speaker 1: I'm like, let me, and the kids are out doing
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Speaker 1: whatever they're doing. And I'm like, let me strap on
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Speaker 1: these big, what, H cups?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Let me strap on these big H cups and then
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Speaker 1: log on and then get domed by Lydia Love. But
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Speaker 1: I don't even know how to do it because I'm
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Speaker 1: telling Lydia Love what to tell me to do. And
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Speaker 1: what did Kristi Noem have to say about this? Because
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Speaker 1: I'm wondering if she knew this. You know, maybe she didn't.
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Speaker 1: I imagine she felt it's hard to hide these tits, right?
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Speaker 1: What do you do? Put them in a box under
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Speaker 1: all the Christmas decorations? What do you do with a
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Speaker 1: pair of H tits? You got to put them somewhere.
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Speaker 1: Kristi Noem weighs in on report husband lives cross-dressing double life.
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Speaker 1: The family was blindsided by this. Ms. Nome is devastated.
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Speaker 1: The family was blindsided by this and they asked for
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Speaker 1: privacy and prayers at this time. What am I supposed
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Speaker 1: to pray for this guy in his tents? So wait
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Speaker 1: a minute. All the horror that's happening in the world,
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Speaker 1: people are literally being vaporized by machines of death flying,
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Speaker 1: you know, in the air. We're bombing schoolgirls while they
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Speaker 1: sit in class, and I'm supposed to pray for Kristi
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Speaker 1: Noem's husband and his H-cup tits? That's where the direction
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Speaker 1: my prayers are supposed to go in? When the people
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Speaker 1: in Gaza are wandering around trying to find grain so
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Speaker 1: they can bake a loaf of bread, I'm supposed to
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Speaker 1: pray for Kristi Noem's husband and his big tits? Well, no,
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Speaker 1: I will not pray for your husband and his big tits.
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Speaker 1: How about that? You can pray for his big tits.
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Speaker 1: Do you think she threw the tits out? We should
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Speaker 1: be like, give me those tits. Give me those tits.
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Speaker 1: You don't want to fuck me anymore. You just want
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Speaker 1: to talk to women online with your tits on. I'm
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Speaker 1: out here causing havoc in the streets. And I come
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Speaker 1: home and you got a big, you got big tits.
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Speaker 1: You know she knew about this and you knew they
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Speaker 1: fought about it. Byron, I found your tits. I found
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Speaker 1: your big fat tits. You want me to have big
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Speaker 1: tits like that? Well, I don't have those big tits.
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Speaker 1: According to the Daily Mail, Byron Noem chatted up a
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Speaker 1: woman from the so-called bimbofication fetish scene, which adult performers
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Speaker 1: augment their breasts with massive amounts of saline to achieve
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Speaker 1: a Barbie doll-like appearance. Well, that's what they keep calling her,
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Speaker 1: Ice Barbie, so she's not at home, and this guy,
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Speaker 1: he wants to be the bimbo. He wants to be
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Speaker 1: objectified and domed And listen, a lot of these people
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Speaker 1: have weird kinks and they surface at inopportune times, right?
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Speaker 1: This is not the best time. She was just fired.
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Speaker 1: She was fired. So she's fired and now she should
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Speaker 1: be kind of out of the news. She should be
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Speaker 1: out of the news except her husband's online with an
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Speaker 1: h cup maybe he had bit can you get his
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Speaker 1: tits up because his tits are bigger than the tits
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Speaker 1: we bought off amazon and i'm kind of mad about
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Speaker 1: that maybe maybe not well no it seems similar i
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Speaker 1: gotta be honest with you his tits oh wow i
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Speaker 1: mean look at how big those are do you think
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Speaker 1: those are there is there bigger than an h cup
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Speaker 1: Do you think that's an H guy? I don't know
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Speaker 1: what kind of tits he's got, but they look bigger
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Speaker 1: than mine. I mean, yours say H, but they were
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Speaker 1: ordered as H, but I don't think they're quite actually H. Interesting.
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Speaker 1: We just got them off Amazon. You can't trust anyone anymore.
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Speaker 1: I mean, that guy's tits are out of control. These
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Speaker 1: are out of control tits, and he's just sitting there,
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Speaker 1: and he's going online. And she goes, we were blindsided
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Speaker 1: by the family was blindsided by this. And she's got
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Speaker 1: to tell the kids. I don't know how old the
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Speaker 1: kids are. It's not a nice thing to find out. Listen,
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Speaker 1: a lot of people are going to talk about the
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Speaker 1: fact that your mother shot a dog and also, you know,
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Speaker 1: was the Department of Homeland Security during a very tumultuous
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Speaker 1: time in our country's history. But also people are going
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Speaker 1: to bring up the fact that your father loves to
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Speaker 1: put on big bimbo tits, and talk to random women online.
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Speaker 1: But listen, we love you. We love you, and we're
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Speaker 1: here for you. No matter what happens, we're here for you.
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Speaker 1: And Noma's banging was banging Corey Lewandowski. So she's cheating
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Speaker 1: on her husband, and he's got these big tits on. Well,
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Speaker 1: that's nice. You know, folks, I just... I don't know
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Speaker 1: what to tell you. This is our country and you
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Speaker 1: should be proud of it. You have to be proud
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Speaker 1: of your country no matter what state or condition it's in.
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Speaker 1: Do you understand that? You have to be proud of
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Speaker 1: your country, no matter what it looks like, no matter
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Speaker 1: if your Homeland Security director is cheating on her husband.
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Speaker 1: And in response to that, he's on bimbo fetish websites
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Speaker 1: with a massive pair of tits on, just trying to
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Speaker 1: get domed out. You have to be proud of your country.
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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what it looks like. You can't expect
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Speaker 1: perfection from people. You really can't. His fetish was 3,000cc
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Speaker 1: plus boobs, according to one of the models who communicated
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Speaker 1: extensively with him. What a great word, extensively. There's a
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Speaker 1: reference to custom-made XXL implants that can hold more than 3,000
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Speaker 1: cubic centimeters of saline per breast, far greater than surgeons
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Speaker 1: typically recommend. So I don't think I have those. I
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Speaker 1: think we just went on Amazon and got whatever we
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Speaker 1: could get. His kink is for huge, ridiculous boobs. He
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Speaker 1: wants ridiculous, massive boobs. Tits. And he wants to wear
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Speaker 1: them and feel what it's like to be an objectified bimbo.
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Speaker 1: He's sick of being the man and wearing the pants
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Speaker 1: all the time. He wants to be a bimbo, an
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Speaker 1: objectified bimbo with big, silly tits. In text and audio calls,
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Speaker 1: a pair shared everything from mundane daily chit-chat to spicy
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Speaker 1: banter about her augmented chest. How are your boobs, he
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Speaker 1: asked her. Would you ever go bigger? The model sent
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Speaker 1: him an array of topless selfies and lingerie shots. Jason
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Speaker 1: apparently felt relaxed enough to reciprocate with photos of himself
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Speaker 1: wearing skimpy outfits and lopsided DIY breasts. You turned me
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Speaker 1: into a girl, he said. Should I put on leggings?
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Speaker 1: A PayPal account belonging to Jason Jackson sent the woman
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Speaker 1: regular deposits between $ 500 and $ 1, 000. She says he openly
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Speaker 1: admitted to having a wife and family. He'd say, I
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Speaker 1: love my wife. I want to get better. Then he'd disappear,
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Speaker 1: come back, and start again. Over time, models began to
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Speaker 1: figure out the real identity of their shadowy benefactor. I
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Speaker 1: was completely shocked. I said, why are you doing this?
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Speaker 1: I didn't think hot guys did this. He said he
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Speaker 1: didn't care. I said, you should care. Your wife could
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Speaker 1: lose everything she's worked for. I love that some woman
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Speaker 1: in a fetish website is telling him this. The second
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Speaker 1: woman had read about Christie's alleged affair with Lewandowski and
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Speaker 1: longtime GOP operative who married 9-11 widow Alison Hardy in
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Speaker 1: 2005 and has four children. I asked him about it
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Speaker 1: and his response was, I know, there's nothing I can
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Speaker 1: do about it. You have to be proud of your country.
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Speaker 1: No matter what's going on, you have to be proud
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Speaker 1: of your country. You have to release yourself from being hypercritical.
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Speaker 1: You have to just accept that these are the people
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Speaker 1: that are running the show and they're not happy. They're
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Speaker 1: unhappy people. And I have no problem with fetishes. I
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Speaker 1: have no problem with any of this. I don't care.
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Speaker 1: I'd love not, I don't love this fetish just because
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Speaker 1: it's very heavy. These tits are heavy. I'd love the
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Speaker 1: not bombing of the children in the school. That to
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Speaker 1: me is the no-no here. And I don't want to
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Speaker 1: get involved in Kristi Noem's marriage or lack thereof. It's
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Speaker 1: not my, I don't love the shooting of the protesters
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Speaker 1: in the face. but it's not my business to get
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Speaker 1: involved with this woman's marriage and her husband, Byron and
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Speaker 1: his tits. I am a little jealous. They're bigger than mine.
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Speaker 1: Fucking Amazon. Um, but here's the deal. You have to just,
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Speaker 1: you know, take it as it comes. And you know,
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Speaker 1: this is an embarrassment for their family, but own it,
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Speaker 1: own it. She's trying to shrink from the limelight and saying, well,
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Speaker 1: just thoughts and prayers. And you know, it's blindsided our family.
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Speaker 1: She should have said, my husband likes tits, big tits,
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Speaker 1: bigger tits than you can even imagine. Tits so big,
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Speaker 1: they're cartoonish and silly. He wants to be fetishized. He
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Speaker 1: wants to be made into a bimbo. He goes online
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Speaker 1: with his big tits and I'm cheating on him. That's
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Speaker 1: our family and stay the fuck out of it. Stay
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Speaker 1: the fuck out of it. We're the family values people.
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Speaker 1: I mean, these tits are.
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Speaker 1: Trump removed her from the cabinet two months later amid
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Speaker 1: bipartisan criticism of her clumsy efforts to label the victims
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Speaker 1: Renee Good and Alex Pretty domestic terrorists. And insiders also
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Speaker 1: say the president was furious after Noem told Congress he
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Speaker 1: had approved $ 220 million, 165 million euro advertising campaign for
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Speaker 1: her riding a horse at Mount Rushmore. Mark Wayne Mullen,
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Speaker 1: a conservative senator from Oklahoma, has since replaced her at
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Speaker 1: the DHS, while Noem has become a special envoy for
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Speaker 1: the Shield of the Americas. The Shield of the Americas,
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Speaker 1: an initiative created by Trump to strengthen international security in
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Speaker 1: both North and South America. The newly created role, widely
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Speaker 1: seen as a soft landing, involves being a liaison with
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Speaker 1: Latin American governments to fight drug cartels. Well, listen, I mean,
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Speaker 1: I wish them well. I enjoy them. I enjoy them.
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Speaker 1: I'm defending them. I'm defending them because someone needs to
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Speaker 1: defend them. They are getting totally destroyed online. They really are.
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Speaker 1: This guy's totally getting destroyed online, and I just want to,
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Speaker 1: Here at the Tim Dillon Show, we want to support
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Speaker 1: Byron Noem, his fetish journey, his objectification journey, his journey
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Speaker 1: of cartoonishly large breasts, his yoga pants fetish where he
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Speaker 1: likes his tight yoga pants and his big tits. He
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Speaker 1: just likes his tight yoga pants and his big tits.
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Speaker 1: We need to move past this and be proud of
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Speaker 1: it as a country. This is something we must look
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Speaker 1: to And we must look to it with pride. It's
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Speaker 1: a modern marriage. It's a modern marriage. She's with someone else.
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Speaker 1: He's having fun online with his big tits. These are
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Speaker 1: so fucking heavy. I was going to do the whole
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Speaker 1: episode with them, and I can't. I'm going to have
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Speaker 1: to take them off in a minute. But I can
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Speaker 1: imagine just being Kristi Noem's husband and sitting in a house,
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Speaker 1: sitting in a little room while she's out there, you know,
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Speaker 1: calling people that got shot in the face terrorists. And
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Speaker 1: I'm just sitting there with a cam girl and I'm like,
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Speaker 1: how big are your tits? Would you ever consider them
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Speaker 1: being bigger? Did you ever think of your tits being
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Speaker 1: so big you couldn't walk? You had to get moved
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Speaker 1: around in a wheelchair? Because that's what I'm into. A
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Speaker 1: woman with tits so big she's on a TLC show.
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Speaker 1: They're so big she can't get out of the chair
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Speaker 1: without help. Do you think we could get there? Could
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Speaker 1: we start here and get to a point where your
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Speaker 1: tits completely immobilize you? And it looks like my 600-pound life,
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Speaker 1: but with just tits. And you lay on your bed
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Speaker 1: and your tits are so big, one of them suffocates
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Speaker 1: you in the middle of the night and kills you.
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Speaker 1: That's the kind of tits I'm into. Big tits. And
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Speaker 1: yoga pants. Yoga pants and big tits. Now, if he
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Speaker 1: was a man, he would walk around like this in public. No, truly.
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Speaker 1: If you're a man.
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Speaker 1: If you're a man, you walk around like this in
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Speaker 1: public in yoga pants with these tits. Byron Noem supported
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Speaker 1: his wife last month by sitting dutifully with her at
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Speaker 1: a congressional hearing, scrutinizing her aggressive immigration enforcement tactics. He's
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Speaker 1: showing up for her. She needs to show up for him.
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Speaker 1: I'm not an expert on marriage, but he showed up
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Speaker 1: for her. She needs to show up for him. She
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Speaker 1: needs to show up for him and say, my husband
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Speaker 1: did not hurt anybody by wearing yoga pants with balloon tits.
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Speaker 1: And in fact, he was financially helping the cam girls.
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Speaker 1: What about the cam girl economy that my husband was
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Speaker 1: helping with his yoga pants and balloon tits? He shows
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Speaker 1: up for me. I show up for him. What about
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Speaker 1: Lydia Love? What's her name? Lydia Love? Yeah. What about
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Speaker 1: Lydia Love? He shows up for me, I show up
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Speaker 1: for him. This is what I would do. If I
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Speaker 1: were Kristi Noem, I would call a press conference tomorrow
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Speaker 1: and I'd put on the tits. I'd have the yoga
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Speaker 1: pants and the tits and he'd come out and he'd
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Speaker 1: have the yoga pants and the tits. And she would say,
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Speaker 1: this is my husband and I love him. Just the
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Speaker 1: way he is. This is my husband, Byron, and I
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Speaker 1: love him. Just the way he is. You know why?
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Speaker 1: Because he showed up for me and now I'm showing
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Speaker 1: up for him. He sat there while Congress scrutinized me
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Speaker 1: because those two people got shot in the face. But
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Speaker 1: I'm here to tell you that I love him. I
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Speaker 1: love his big, silly tits. And he would start to
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Speaker 1: smile because he wants to be a fetish bimbo. So
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Speaker 1: he's going to be all silly. She'd say, she'd go
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Speaker 1: over to him and she'd, she'd just, you know, start
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Speaker 1: bumping her tit fake tits with his tits and go,
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Speaker 1: I love his big, silly tits. And that's what we
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Speaker 1: call them around the house. We call them big, silly tits.
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Speaker 1: you love those big silly tits, don't you, daddy? And
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Speaker 1: then he looks at her and he goes, I do,
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Speaker 1: I like these big silly tits. And she goes, you
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Speaker 1: like these tits? You like mommy's tits? And then they
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Speaker 1: both just start kind of going like this and the
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Speaker 1: tits are flying and they're both in yoga pants. And
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Speaker 1: that's a beautiful statement to people out there like me
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Speaker 1: who come from divorced homes. Because I hate to see
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Speaker 1: when a home is broken. Do you understand that? I
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Speaker 1: don't want to see when a home is broken, a
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Speaker 1: broken home. I want to see people stay together. Trump
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Speaker 1: shocked to hear about... cross-dressing husband of Kristi Noem. He goes,
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Speaker 1: that's too bad. They confirmed it? Wow. Well, I feel
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Speaker 1: bad for the family if that's the case. That's too bad.
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Speaker 1: I haven't seen anything. I don't know anything about it.
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Speaker 1: That's too bad. But I just know nothing about it.
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Speaker 1: So what? so what they should have held the press
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Speaker 1: conference and they should have told the country to mind
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Speaker 1: their own fucking business leave my husband's tits alone mind
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Speaker 1: your fucking business my husband's tits are my family's problem
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Speaker 1: I'll deal with my husband's tits I'll deal with my
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Speaker 1: husband's tits in good time I know my husband had
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Speaker 1: a thing with tits he likes wearing big tits around
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Speaker 1: the house No marriage is perfect, by the way, and
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Speaker 1: no marriage, you make sacrifices in any marriage. I'm telling you,
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Speaker 1: I'm telling you. You think it's all gonna be perfect?
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Speaker 1: You think it's all gonna be your wedding night or
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Speaker 1: your engagement photos on Instagram? No, here's what it becomes.
21:00
Speaker 1: You're the head of Homeland Security. A woman just got
21:03
Speaker 1: shot in the face. You call her a terrorist. And
21:07
Speaker 1: your husband's got size H tits. And he's on with
21:11
Speaker 1: cam girls getting dumbed. That's what marriage is. That's what
21:16
Speaker 1: it is, kids. Listen up. What do you think it is? Well,
21:20
Speaker 1: I had someone at the beach. And they were in
21:24
Speaker 1: the tall grass. And nobody knew.
21:27
Speaker 2: And....
21:29
Speaker 1: I got proposed to, and he had his friend there.
21:33
Speaker 1: I didn't even know, and his friend was taking photos.
21:35
Speaker 1: And the exact moment I said yes, it was captured.
21:39
Speaker 1: And it was like, it's the most amazing engagement photo.
21:42
Speaker 1: It's so real. I was literally crying. And it was
21:46
Speaker 1: just the greatest moment of my life. That's not what
21:51
Speaker 1: marriage is. That's 1% of marriage. The other 99% of
21:54
Speaker 1: marriage is discovering your husband's fake tits with blood on
21:58
Speaker 1: your hands. That's the other 99% of marriage. The blood
22:04
Speaker 1: of Alex Preddy is on your hands and you pick
22:06
Speaker 1: up your husband's saline tits. That's the other 99%. And
22:11
Speaker 1: you don't quit. You go on. You move on. You
22:15
Speaker 1: don't quit. You're having an affair. You've got tits on
22:19
Speaker 1: and we're all murderers here. It doesn't matter. That's marriage.
22:22
Speaker 1: What's for dinner? What's for dinner? Because at the end
22:27
Speaker 1: of the day, when your head hits, hits the pillow,
22:32
Speaker 1: and your husband, and you know those big tits are
22:35
Speaker 1: in the closet, and you know he spent time fapping
22:38
Speaker 1: his cock in those yoga pants to some fucking cam girl,
22:42
Speaker 1: and you know that you were fucking someone else, and
22:45
Speaker 1: you know that you were justifying the murder of American
22:47
Speaker 1: citizens on U.S. soil by a paramilitary group. But when
22:51
Speaker 1: your head, I don't know why I can't say it,
22:54
Speaker 1: when your head hits the pillow, that's your husband.
22:59
Speaker 2: Right?
23:01
Speaker 1: And that's your wife. And you're going to wake up
23:04
Speaker 1: and you're going to go downstairs with the kids and
23:07
Speaker 1: you're going to scramble the eggs. And you're going to
23:09
Speaker 1: fry the bacon. And you're going to toast the toast.
23:14
Speaker 1: And that's your life. Your life isn't those other things.
23:18
Speaker 1: The murder you defend or this fake cartel thing they've
23:22
Speaker 1: got you involved in now. Some weird consolation prize.
23:26
Speaker 2: Anyway.
23:26
Speaker 1: Anyway. That's your life. I don't usually give love advice
23:30
Speaker 1: on the show. I really don't. I usually don't because
23:32
Speaker 1: I let people do their own thing. But here I
23:35
Speaker 1: have to step in and I have to say, I
23:37
Speaker 1: don't want to, don't even think about a divorce here
23:39
Speaker 1: because it's not worth it. You, you, there's real love here.
23:43
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about the gnomes, but I know
23:45
Speaker 1: it's a marriage built on love. And I know that
23:47
Speaker 1: you're T you're an example to young people around this
23:50
Speaker 1: country who think it's all going to be nice. You
23:54
Speaker 1: think it's all going to be your best friends eating
23:56
Speaker 1: spicy tuna crispy rice talking about your honeymoon? The fuck
23:59
Speaker 1: it is, sister. Your husband has fake tits on and
24:03
Speaker 1: he's jerking his cock to a cam girl. And you're
24:07
Speaker 1: shooting your dog in the face. And now you're the
24:09
Speaker 1: leader of the Department of Homeland Security. What the fuck happened?
24:12
Speaker 1: Who knows? You're making plastic surgery appointments in between state-sanctioned murders.
24:18
Speaker 1: That's what life is for real. That's what it is
24:22
Speaker 1: for real. it's not eating spicy tuna crispy rice with
24:26
Speaker 1: your girlfriends going, oh my God, it was amazing. The
24:29
Speaker 1: hotel was amazing. It was amazing. It was so beautiful.
24:32
Speaker 1: So nice. We had dinner on the beach and like
24:34
Speaker 1: we were worried because it was windy during the day,
24:36
Speaker 1: but then like the wind calmed down and then like
24:39
Speaker 1: they bring out Like there was like a literal band
24:42
Speaker 1: and they played music on the beach and they, they
24:44
Speaker 1: were like, get up and dance. And you know, like Jeff,
24:46
Speaker 1: Jeff's like, he's like shy. Like people don't know that
24:49
Speaker 1: about Jeff. Cause he seems really outgoing, but he's really shy.
24:51
Speaker 1: And they like, they got him up and we did
24:53
Speaker 1: like a dance on the beach. And there was like
24:54
Speaker 1: other couples there and everybody was kind of dancing and
24:57
Speaker 1: we got a little drunk and like, it was super, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey,
25:00
Speaker 1: wake up from your dream, Cinderella, wake the fuck up
25:04
Speaker 1: from your dream. Because the chariot's about to turn into
25:07
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25:11
Speaker 1: husband's fucking chest. Because that's what real life is, you murderer. Well,
25:18
Speaker 1: as always, we wish Kristi Noem well. Friend of the show,
25:20
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25:23
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25:25
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25:31
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25:34
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25:38
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Speaker 2: Ugh.
27:47
Speaker 1: Another soldier down. Pam Bondi was fired as attorney general.
27:51
Speaker 1: She was... Her reign will be remembered, and history will
27:58
Speaker 1: regard her as a heroine, as a hero, as someone
28:04
Speaker 1: who took no prisoners. Literally, she didn't arrest anyone. And she...
28:12
Speaker 1: Came in, guns a-blazin', and as soon as those guns
28:15
Speaker 1: got in, they stopped a-blazin'. They weren't blazin' that much.
28:21
Speaker 1: She will be replaced by Attorney General Todd Blanch. You
28:23
Speaker 1: know him. He's the guy that got Ghislaine Maxwell moved
28:26
Speaker 1: to that cushy prison. So it's all going well. The
28:33
Speaker 1: president wrote on Truth Social that Bondi would be transitioning
28:35
Speaker 1: to a much-needed and important new job in the private sector.
28:37
Speaker 1: She's a great American patriot, a loyal friend who faithfully
28:40
Speaker 1: served as my attorney general over the past year. Pam
28:42
Speaker 1: did a tremendous job overseeing a massive cover-up, I'm kidding, crackdown,
28:46
Speaker 1: in crime across our country with murders plummeting to their
28:49
Speaker 1: lowest level since 1990. There's a lot of reasons for that,
28:52
Speaker 1: by the way. The average age in America is like 40,
28:54
Speaker 1: it's not 20. I mean, very little of that has
28:56
Speaker 1: to do with Pam Bondi. a lot of the kind
28:59
Speaker 1: of wacky COVID stuff where they just completely, you know,
29:02
Speaker 1: took money from cops and stuff has been reversed. They've
29:05
Speaker 1: reversed a lot of those laws. They've started prosecuting misdemeanors
29:08
Speaker 1: and things like that again. And, you know, so there's
29:10
Speaker 1: a reason the crime has dropped because a lot of
29:12
Speaker 1: those insane policies were reversed, but Pam Bondi had nothing
29:16
Speaker 1: to do with that at all. Like at all. They
29:20
Speaker 1: didn't love her handling of the Epstein files. And she,
29:24
Speaker 1: she really didn't prosecute enough of his political opponents and
29:28
Speaker 1: And then he was mad at her about something that
29:33
Speaker 1: he basically had like a gripe with her about something.
29:40
Speaker 1: that didn't really have anything to do with Epstein. Although
29:44
Speaker 1: they weren't happy with the way she handled that. They
29:47
Speaker 1: thought that she was not like covering it up quickly
29:52
Speaker 1: enough or that she made some kind of like statements
29:54
Speaker 1: that confused people, which is true. It was confusing. But
29:59
Speaker 1: he had this little beef with her, like this little
30:02
Speaker 1: gripe about something or other that he ended up firing
30:06
Speaker 1: her for. And it wasn't, you know, it wasn't primarily
30:08
Speaker 1: because of the Epstein files, which people have kind of
30:11
Speaker 1: moved on because now we're in Iran and it's World
30:13
Speaker 1: War III. So, I mean, people have really kind of
30:15
Speaker 1: moved on from that. All the Google searches have like
30:17
Speaker 1: fallen off completely. The country has moved on, which it
30:21
Speaker 1: shouldn't be because, you know, that's a massive story and
30:25
Speaker 1: all of those files should be out. That makes sense.
30:29
Speaker 1: But no one, you know, people are kind of moving
30:31
Speaker 1: on and that she is... Trump's reasoning for the sudden
30:35
Speaker 1: dismissal comes in part because the president believes Bondi tipped
30:38
Speaker 1: off Eric Swalwell about the FBI's efforts to release investigative
30:43
Speaker 1: documents related to his relationship with an alleged Chinese spy.
30:48
Speaker 1: So that ticked him off. And Eric Swalwell... Has openly
30:55
Speaker 1: criticized Bondi since she took the AG position. And I think,
30:59
Speaker 1: is he running for governor of California? I believe he's
31:04
Speaker 1: running for governor of California, unless I'm completely lost, which
31:08
Speaker 1: I may be, because I just had fake tits strapped
31:11
Speaker 1: onto me, which really does affect the back. He's running
31:14
Speaker 1: for governor of California, and is he a congressman? Maybe
31:19
Speaker 1: a senator? I don't know what he is, but... Bondi.
31:25
Speaker 1: He's a congressman. Yeah, he's a congressman. And then Bondi,
31:27
Speaker 1: I guess, tipped him off to Trump, whatever, maybe have had.
31:31
Speaker 1: So he was unhappy with her and then he threw
31:33
Speaker 1: her out and he threw her to the dogs. But
31:35
Speaker 1: Pam Bondi, make no mistake, is one of the most
31:38
Speaker 1: heroic figures in our country to pedophiles. You know, to
31:44
Speaker 1: wealthy people. And well-connected pedophiles. She really will be remembered
31:50
Speaker 1: as someone who did everything she could to protect and
31:53
Speaker 1: insulate them from any type of consequences for their actions.
32:01
Speaker 1: And she knew her days were numbered. She was supposedly
32:04
Speaker 1: begging for her job. You know. People didn't like her
32:11
Speaker 1: handling of the Epstein files. She made mistake upon mistake
32:15
Speaker 1: in her handling of the Epstein files. Her critics were
32:17
Speaker 1: in the president's ear. They thought, with this whole Epstein thing,
32:22
Speaker 1: by the way, because they treat their base like morons.
32:28
Speaker 1: And some of them are. Some of every political base, obviously,
32:32
Speaker 1: is made up of people that are like low-information voters
32:35
Speaker 1: who don't know anything, who like the vibe of a
32:37
Speaker 1: particular candidate. And they thought they could kind of like,
32:40
Speaker 1: you know, just sweep it under the rug and that
32:44
Speaker 1: nobody would care. And, you know, Pam Bondi, it was
32:47
Speaker 1: the most, you know, remember they had all those Republican
32:49
Speaker 1: influencers show up. They gave them binders of the first
32:54
Speaker 1: batch of Epstein files to be released. And all these
32:57
Speaker 1: morons are standing there with these binders full of nothing.
33:00
Speaker 1: And there's all these photos. And then quickly it was
33:03
Speaker 1: figured out that that was just completely fake. And you
33:07
Speaker 1: didn't have to be that bright to know that. And, uh,
33:11
Speaker 1: nobody has to be a genius to realize that there's
33:14
Speaker 1: a massive coverup, like a global coverup. Um, except the,
33:20
Speaker 1: the home of the coverup is here in the United
33:22
Speaker 1: States of America. Like, I think, you know, like Prince
33:25
Speaker 1: Andrew is going to get charged. Like people are resigning
33:27
Speaker 1: in other countries. They're leaving boards. They, they might face
33:31
Speaker 1: criminal prosecution, uh, In America, nobody's faced any consequences, legal
33:38
Speaker 1: or otherwise. So Pam Bondi is kind of the face
33:43
Speaker 1: of that with the rest of the administration. And, you know,
33:50
Speaker 1: who's this? Oh, yeah, take a look at this. Remember
33:52
Speaker 1: this clown show? So you have all these Republican influencers
33:57
Speaker 1: walk out with these binders. I mean, this is like,
34:02
Speaker 1: school play level it's like going to see a school
34:11
Speaker 1: play that sucks and it's not cute and it's just
34:20
Speaker 1: like a pageant of untalented children and you're bored and
34:27
Speaker 1: you want to leave that's what that that scene of
34:37
Speaker 1: these Republican influencers walking out of the White House with
34:40
Speaker 1: these like binders full of nothing, phase one release of
34:44
Speaker 1: the Epstein files. You were like, well, this is a cartoon.
34:49
Speaker 1: And then they do release some of them. People start
34:52
Speaker 1: reading through some of these things going, whoa, whoa. This
34:59
Speaker 1: like talks about a dimension of power most people don't
35:01
Speaker 1: even know exists. And then they're like, fuck it. Iran
35:06
Speaker 1: needs a new government. They got nukes. Iran has nukes.
35:09
Speaker 1: We have to go in there and liberate people of Iran.
35:14
Speaker 1: And we got to forget about the Epstein files. And
35:16
Speaker 1: then we're going to get rid of Pam Bondi. We're
35:19
Speaker 1: going to get rid of Noam. He's going to fire everyone.
35:21
Speaker 1: He's going to fire everybody, by the way. Pam Bondi's
35:26
Speaker 1: portrait was taken down at DOJ and tossed in a
35:28
Speaker 1: trash bin soon after her firing. Isn't that nice? What's
35:32
Speaker 1: cool about the way that these people get fired is
35:35
Speaker 1: they're actually fired. They're fired. Their pictures are thrown in
35:39
Speaker 1: the trash. And that's the reason a lot of these
35:43
Speaker 1: people were hired to be fired. Like a lot of
35:47
Speaker 1: the administration was hired so that he could then, because
35:52
Speaker 1: they will not invoke the 25th Amendment on him. They'll
35:54
Speaker 1: let him do what he wants. And then he is
35:57
Speaker 1: going to turn around and fire them when... he wants
36:02
Speaker 1: to when, and if he like, you know, wants to, and,
36:06
Speaker 1: and he'll do it in a public way in a
36:08
Speaker 1: humiliating way, even though he did kind of, it was
36:09
Speaker 1: kind of a nice statement here, but you know, that's,
36:12
Speaker 1: let's see how long that lasts. And they say cash
36:15
Speaker 1: Patel might be next. That's that his head is on
36:18
Speaker 1: the chopping block. Can you get up? You know, I
36:20
Speaker 1: ran hacked his, I guess his email and there's that
36:26
Speaker 1: dancing video. Can you get up that cash Patel dancing video?
36:33
Speaker 1: He's next. I'm going to call that right now, and
36:36
Speaker 1: I could be wrong, but I think Kash Patel's not
36:38
Speaker 1: long for the White House. You're going to throw him out.
36:40
Speaker 1: He's not long for Washington. I could be wrong, but
36:44
Speaker 1: all of these people are going to be, by the way,
36:46
Speaker 1: by the midterms, a lot of them will be gone,
36:48
Speaker 1: and they'll all be, hey, these are the fall guys.
36:50
Speaker 1: We had a bunch of people in there that didn't
36:52
Speaker 1: do the right thing. Kash Patel, everyone, friend of the show.
36:54
Speaker 1: Take a look at this. By the way, not completely untalented.
36:57
Speaker 1: Take a look at the moves. What is this? Is
37:03
Speaker 1: this some type of ritual? This is the ritual. This
37:09
Speaker 1: is a ritual, by the way. Miriam Adelson is sitting
37:12
Speaker 1: in the corner, and she's judging his dance. Miriam Adelson,
37:17
Speaker 1: and she's holding up a number based on how good
37:21
Speaker 1: he's doing, and the better he does, it'll be started four,
37:24
Speaker 1: and then she'll be like six, then it'll be like nine, ten.
37:28
Speaker 1: This seems like some type of ritual, some humiliation. This
37:34
Speaker 1: is the director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, by
37:37
Speaker 1: the way. This isn't like an improv comedian or this
37:40
Speaker 1: isn't like an extra on Reno 911. This is the
37:45
Speaker 1: director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation doing a dance.
37:49
Speaker 1: But by the way, not, and I believe it's a,
37:51
Speaker 1: is that a traditional Indian dance? Yes. I think so.
37:54
Speaker 1: It looks like a traditional Indian dance. Let's watch it
37:56
Speaker 1: again because I actually don't dislike it as a dance.
38:03
Speaker 1: I don't dislike this as a dance. And by the way,
38:07
Speaker 1: it's not nothing. Because by the way, I've danced. I
38:10
Speaker 1: was on Broadway shows. Not really Broadway, but whatever. Theater,
38:13
Speaker 1: same thing. Not really, but... I can spin around like that,
38:16
Speaker 1: but it's hard not to get dizzy. And I'm pretty
38:20
Speaker 1: light on my feet. I can dance. I'll tell you
38:22
Speaker 1: it's not easy. And seeing his talent for dancing, and
38:30
Speaker 1: I think they saw this video and went, this guy's
38:34
Speaker 1: not going to find out who killed Charlie Kirk. There's
38:37
Speaker 1: no way. Play it again. They're looking at this video.
38:40
Speaker 1: I will never not play this, by the way. Yeah,
38:44
Speaker 1: this guy's not going to figure out how to kill
38:45
Speaker 1: Charlie Kirk. Pretty good. He's doing like.
38:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not bad. He's acting it out. He's got
38:56
Speaker 1: the butt moving. Not bad at all. So what? So what?
39:04
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39:06
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39:09
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39:12
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39:16
Speaker 1: filming this. How about conversion therapy for him? I mean,
39:20
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39:23
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Speaker 1: be legally required to go, that's it, you're a girl. Um,
40:59
Speaker 1: but I don't know that that's what was happening either,
41:00
Speaker 1: but this, this whole idea that like gay people are
41:03
Speaker 1: going to go back to the closet and that women
41:05
Speaker 1: are going to not vote. I mean, it's just not,
41:06
Speaker 1: none of this is realistic, but it's all the Republicans
41:09
Speaker 1: really have left because, you know, they've done nothing. They
41:12
Speaker 1: said they were going to do, and now they're going
41:13
Speaker 1: to cut Medicare. Um, and all of these, these programs
41:19
Speaker 1: so that we can fund the military and we're going
41:22
Speaker 1: to have like a $ 1. 2 trillion military budget, um, Which
41:25
Speaker 1: is the exact opposite of what they said they were
41:27
Speaker 1: going to do. And the administration of morality is led
41:31
Speaker 1: by a thrice married gambling tycoon, Kristi Noem with her
41:36
Speaker 1: husband's fake tits. And then Kash Patel, who is like
41:39
Speaker 1: doing some like Bacha Bazzi, like, you know, Afghan boy
41:44
Speaker 1: dance to please some warlord. I mean, I don't know
41:46
Speaker 1: what's going on over there. I don't know what's going
41:49
Speaker 1: on over there, but AOC is going to waltz right
41:51
Speaker 1: in and I'm going to pay 90% of my money.
41:53
Speaker 1: It just is what it is. I've accepted it. I've
41:55
Speaker 1: accepted it. AOC is going to show up to my
41:57
Speaker 1: house every month and put a gun right in my
41:59
Speaker 1: mouth and take all of my money. And that's okay
42:01
Speaker 1: because I'm going to be in a turban and I
42:03
Speaker 1: don't give a shit. I'm going to be walking around
42:05
Speaker 1: in a full burqa. That's where we're going. White House
42:08
Speaker 1: seeks $ 1. 5 trillion for defense in new budget request. I mean, again...
42:15
Speaker 1: This is, they want to convert the country into a
42:18
Speaker 1: war economy. This is what this whole thing was about.
42:25
Speaker 1: It was about winning so that they could handle these
42:28
Speaker 1: government contracts to Palantir and all of these other companies,
42:33
Speaker 1: and they could go and topple regimes all over the
42:37
Speaker 1: world and take their resources. And by the way, it's
42:41
Speaker 1: the last gasp of the American empire. This is it.
42:45
Speaker 1: This is the tipping point. We're being exposed a little
42:49
Speaker 1: bit in Iran. Iran's ability to hit our bases, I've
42:53
Speaker 1: said it before, but this has been shocking to people.
42:56
Speaker 1: I've spoken to smart people about this, and they're all pretty,
43:01
Speaker 1: pretty astounded at Iran's ability to fight back. Iran's been
43:06
Speaker 1: preparing for this for a very long time. And, you know,
43:10
Speaker 1: we always see ourselves as a military powerhouse, and we
43:13
Speaker 1: are to a degree. But this has not gone well.
43:19
Speaker 1: No one who is a serious person will tell you
43:22
Speaker 1: that this has gone well. It's exposed weaknesses in our intelligence,
43:28
Speaker 1: in our decision-making skills, capability in our overall military strategy
43:34
Speaker 1: with regard to Iran. This has exposed a lot of
43:38
Speaker 1: fault lines in the American empire's ability to maintain an empire,
43:45
Speaker 1: which it seems like it can't. It seems like it
43:48
Speaker 1: won't be maintaining an empire for much longer, but we're
43:53
Speaker 1: upping the military budget to $ 1. 5 trillion and you won't
43:59
Speaker 1: have healthcare. You're not going to have child care for
44:02
Speaker 1: your children. You're not going to have the money to
44:05
Speaker 1: go to college and learn how to be a nurse
44:08
Speaker 1: or a physical occupational therapist. Or, you know, you're not
44:15
Speaker 1: going to be able to have the money to put
44:19
Speaker 1: gas in your car to go to work. And like,
44:22
Speaker 1: feed your family. Instead, we want $ 1. 5 trillion so that
44:28
Speaker 1: we can go around the globe toppling empires and trying
44:32
Speaker 1: to suck up their resources. And it's the complete opposite
44:39
Speaker 1: of what these people said. Here's Trump, by the way.
44:45
Speaker 1: And by the way, you can't ignore the Israel connection
44:50
Speaker 1: in this. You can't ignore Netanyahu, and you can't ignore
44:54
Speaker 1: the people that put Trump into office and the people
44:57
Speaker 1: that gave him lots of money. And here's Trump talking
45:01
Speaker 1: about that there's not going to be any more daycare
45:04
Speaker 1: or Medicaid because of the war.
45:10
Speaker 2: Because the United States can't take care of daycare. That
45:14
Speaker 2: has to be up to a state. We can't take
45:16
Speaker 2: care of daycare. We're a big country. We have 50 states.
45:19
Speaker 2: We have all these other people. We're fighting wars. We
45:22
Speaker 2: can't take care of daycare. You got to let a
45:25
Speaker 2: state take care of daycare. And they should pay for it, too.
45:28
Speaker 2: They should pay. They have to raise their taxes. But
45:31
Speaker 2: they should pay for it. And we could lower our
45:33
Speaker 2: taxes a little bit to them to make up for it.
45:35
Speaker 2: But it's not possible for us to take care of daycare. Medicaid, Medicare,
45:40
Speaker 2: all these individual things. They can do it on a
45:43
Speaker 2: state basis. You can't do it on a federal.
45:46
Speaker 1: It's the greatest con in history. By the way, it's
45:48
Speaker 1: the greatest con in history. I mean, truly. It's the greatest.
45:51
Speaker 1: And I don't say great in a good way. It
45:54
Speaker 1: is truly the most successful con in history. It makes
45:59
Speaker 1: Enron look like a guy doing three-card Monty on the street.
46:04
Speaker 1: Anything that you can remember and identify as a complete
46:07
Speaker 1: and utter scam... Um, this is the greatest con in
46:10
Speaker 1: history to run as an America first, and you're going
46:14
Speaker 1: to take care of America and then turn around and go,
46:17
Speaker 1: you know, all of these things, daycare, Medicare, Medicaid, we
46:19
Speaker 1: have nothing to do with that. We're fighting wars. That's
46:21
Speaker 1: what we're here to do. We're here to have a
46:24
Speaker 1: defense budget of 1.5 trillion. And we're here to fight wars.
46:27
Speaker 1: It is the greatest scam in history. You got to
46:30
Speaker 1: hand it to him. And I mean, truly, and not,
46:32
Speaker 1: you know, again, not like a, not in a moral way,
46:36
Speaker 1: but like you got to hand it to him. Um,
46:39
Speaker 1: This is the greatest about face in political history that
46:45
Speaker 1: I have really ever seen. It is the greatest scam.
46:50
Speaker 1: It has taken in people. I believe JD Vance, when
46:54
Speaker 1: he came on my show and said, we want to
46:56
Speaker 1: stay out of Middle Eastern wars, Donald Trump's first term
47:00
Speaker 1: did not have I mean, he killed Qasem Soleimani. I'm
47:06
Speaker 1: mispronouncing that, whatever. But he was not running all over
47:09
Speaker 1: the world and doing this. There's a lot of things
47:12
Speaker 1: about Trump's first term to criticize, but he was not
47:16
Speaker 1: doing this. So this is surprising to a lot of people.
47:21
Speaker 1: And by the way, it's surprising to me. There's a
47:23
Speaker 1: lot of people, and I know everyone's going to act
47:25
Speaker 1: like they're not surprised. I knew he was going to
47:28
Speaker 1: invade Iran. Nick Fuentes did. He's like the only one
47:31
Speaker 1: that did. So that kid is the only one who
47:35
Speaker 1: really called that this guy was going to go into Iran.
47:38
Speaker 1: If you had said to me, is this guy going
47:41
Speaker 1: to launch a preemptive war in Iran? I would have
47:45
Speaker 1: said no. I remember being on the phone with Barry
47:48
Speaker 1: Weiss the day he won. I was in Miami and
47:52
Speaker 1: I was on the beach and I called her and
47:55
Speaker 1: we chatted briefly and it was just a very nice conversation.
47:58
Speaker 1: I said, what's this guy going to do? And she said,
48:01
Speaker 1: I think he's going to get rid of the DEI shit,
48:03
Speaker 1: which we all thought was stupid. And, you know, he's
48:07
Speaker 1: going to get rid of the DEI stuff and he's
48:09
Speaker 1: going to like, you know, like restore some sense of,
48:14
Speaker 1: you know, sanity to a lot of like Biden era DEI,
48:19
Speaker 1: like that is totally like, you know, was pushing everyone
48:23
Speaker 1: in this country to the political extremes, and he was
48:25
Speaker 1: going to get the economy going, and he was going
48:28
Speaker 1: to try to tackle inflation to some degree, and he
48:30
Speaker 1: was going to, this was the thought. Now, Barry might
48:33
Speaker 1: have known that there was another plan. She didn't share
48:38
Speaker 1: it with me. She might have known, and I was
48:41
Speaker 1: sitting there in Miami on the phone going, well, yeah,
48:45
Speaker 1: if he does that stuff, great. I said to her,
48:47
Speaker 1: I said, what do you think about gay marriage or
48:49
Speaker 1: this or that? She goes, no, I don't think he's...
48:51
Speaker 1: He's going to like, I don't think he's going to
48:52
Speaker 1: roll back a lot of that stuff. I think he's
48:54
Speaker 1: going to go after the economy. He's going to go
48:56
Speaker 1: after the DEI stuff. He's probably going to pull a
48:59
Speaker 1: lot of the money out of Ukraine and cut some deal.
49:02
Speaker 1: And she said, you know, he's going to, he supports Israel.
49:06
Speaker 1: He's going to support Israel. And I said, okay. You know,
49:10
Speaker 1: at that point I was, you know, that was kind
49:13
Speaker 1: of expected. And I said to her, I was like,
49:15
Speaker 1: you think he's going to get a deal done in
49:17
Speaker 1: the Middle East? And she goes, yeah, because that's what
49:19
Speaker 1: he campaigned on. We get a deal done in the
49:20
Speaker 1: middle East. But I did not think truly that somehow
49:28
Speaker 1: he was going to launch a preemptive war in Iran.
49:34
Speaker 1: And then I didn't think we would be kind of
49:36
Speaker 1: losing it. So, by the way, drag me all you
49:42
Speaker 1: want for not being omniscient or not being clairvoyant. I
49:48
Speaker 1: had no idea. I had no clue that Iran was
49:52
Speaker 1: going to be able to blow military bases off the
49:56
Speaker 1: earth and we weren't going to defend them. I didn't
50:00
Speaker 1: know that our Gulf allies were going to get attacked
50:03
Speaker 1: and weren't really going to be able to do that
50:04
Speaker 1: much about it. I had no idea that this was
50:10
Speaker 1: going to go this poorly. I know Miriam Adelson gave
50:14
Speaker 1: him a lot of money. I know a lot of
50:15
Speaker 1: big donors gave him a lot of money. I know
50:17
Speaker 1: they wanted him to support Israel. The guy's always supported Israel.
50:20
Speaker 1: He's never not supported Israel. That was never a question.
50:24
Speaker 1: This was not a guy that identified with the plight
50:26
Speaker 1: of the Palestinians at any moment in his life. His
50:28
Speaker 1: daughter converted to Orthodox Judaism. His son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is
50:33
Speaker 1: deeply enmeshed in Israel. That was all obvious, and it
50:35
Speaker 1: was known. But the idea that he was going to
50:39
Speaker 1: back Israel into Iran and into Lebanon and into all
50:42
Speaker 1: of these places truly is deeply psychotic. And the reason
50:49
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was going to happen was because
50:53
Speaker 1: I always thought there was some, even though, He is
50:57
Speaker 1: an erratic figure. I really thought he listened to the
51:02
Speaker 1: market and he cared about money. I thought if there
51:06
Speaker 1: was erratic tendencies he had, they were governed somewhat by
51:12
Speaker 1: this idea that he was kind of a pragmatist in
51:14
Speaker 1: the sense of the economy and money. And to see
51:20
Speaker 1: all of that kind of go out the window... Because
51:24
Speaker 1: I never thought this guy was an ideologue. Like this
51:26
Speaker 1: idea that he was like some ideological guy, I don't
51:28
Speaker 1: really think he was. I think he was a guy
51:29
Speaker 1: that like read Ann Coulter's book, Adios America. He's been
51:34
Speaker 1: a protectionist forever. He's always been into tariffs and he
51:38
Speaker 1: thinks the country's being ripped off or whatever. But he
51:41
Speaker 1: read Ann Coulter's book. This is the truth. This is
51:43
Speaker 1: how it happened. He read Ann Coulter's book. That was
51:46
Speaker 1: his biggest issue. People in America felt they were losing ground.
51:50
Speaker 1: They were financially after Obama had left office. people had
51:55
Speaker 1: lost homes and people hadn't, you know, regain their economic footing.
51:59
Speaker 1: And he was able to kind of make that the
52:02
Speaker 1: central feature of his campaign, which was immigrate. He was
52:06
Speaker 1: not always the most eloquent about it, obviously, but he
52:08
Speaker 1: grabbed onto this idea of immigration and trade. And that
52:12
Speaker 1: really started to motivate people. And it was just basically
52:15
Speaker 1: this American nationalist ideal. He wasn't like a Christian nationalist.
52:20
Speaker 1: He'd been married multiple times. He's a gambling tycoon. He owned,
52:25
Speaker 1: He was a deeply flawed human being who admitted to
52:30
Speaker 1: it and said, I participated in the scam of this
52:33
Speaker 1: country forever and I know how it works. And that
52:36
Speaker 1: was really refreshing to hear because a lot of people
52:38
Speaker 1: were like, this guy's breaking the fourth wall. Dave Chappelle
52:41
Speaker 1: did a great monologue on SNL about it where he's like,
52:44
Speaker 1: when I heard him say that, I was like, God,
52:47
Speaker 1: this guy came out when they talked about Putin killing people.
52:49
Speaker 1: He goes, we kill a lot of people here too.
52:51
Speaker 1: No one had ever heard anything like this. I'm 41
52:53
Speaker 1: years old. No one had ever said anything like this
52:55
Speaker 1: on television that was running for office. And by the way,
53:00
Speaker 1: barely anyone said anything that approximated that even in the media.
53:05
Speaker 1: Like that was like you had to go to like
53:07
Speaker 1: a Barnes and Noble and buy a book that was
53:10
Speaker 1: like a totally like Howard Zinn book to hear anything
53:14
Speaker 1: like that for the most part. They weren't saying that
53:16
Speaker 1: on CNN and they weren't saying it on Fox News.
53:19
Speaker 1: They would debate the Iraq war. They would, whatever. They
53:22
Speaker 1: didn't like Bush. But what he was saying about the
53:25
Speaker 1: nature of the corrupt, you know, oligarchy that ran the country,
53:30
Speaker 1: nobody had said publicly. He then wins an election and
53:38
Speaker 1: then has a pretty, you know, other than the fact
53:42
Speaker 1: that there was like emotional terrorism every day of, you know,
53:46
Speaker 1: his tweets and people reacting to him and, you know,
53:49
Speaker 1: all of that. But the reality was even his detractors
53:53
Speaker 1: were like, well, the economy's pretty good. We're not in wars.
53:57
Speaker 1: He governed kind of like a nineties liberal. His first term,
54:00
Speaker 1: there was no, there was no, I mean, he did
54:01
Speaker 1: the Muslim ban. It was sloppy. It was reversed immediately.
54:04
Speaker 1: There was demagoguery of issues, but he wasn't like this,
54:08
Speaker 1: this psychopath that people had feared where it was like,
54:12
Speaker 1: we're going to be in a world war. This term
54:16
Speaker 1: is making up for that. this term he's really like
54:22
Speaker 1: feeling himself it's like you know uh somebody goes away
54:31
Speaker 1: in school and they they get hot over the summer
54:33
Speaker 1: and then they come in they got a whole new
54:35
Speaker 1: attitude and you're like what happened to my friend and
54:38
Speaker 1: now they're like now i'm treating you like shit i
54:40
Speaker 1: got hot somebody leaves your little chubby friend leaves school
54:44
Speaker 1: they come back and get hot and they don't want
54:45
Speaker 1: to sit with you anymore and they don't give a
54:47
Speaker 1: fuck about you in fact they want to invade iran
54:51
Speaker 1: That's what it felt like. It felt like this person
54:53
Speaker 1: who people had identified with, not in the sense that
54:57
Speaker 1: they own their own plane, but in the sense that
55:00
Speaker 1: like he was saying things that people felt they couldn't say.
55:06
Speaker 1: And people felt that nobody was allowed to say, which
55:10
Speaker 1: is like the people that run the show here are
55:13
Speaker 1: like hopelessly corrupt and And this second term has been
55:19
Speaker 1: the shit show, this unimaginable, almost to a point where
55:26
Speaker 1: I could almost, if I wanted to get really crazy here,
55:31
Speaker 1: I almost think it's, is it almost chaos by design?
55:38
Speaker 1: Is there an element of this here that is so
55:40
Speaker 1: crazy and so over the top? And are they trying
55:44
Speaker 1: to induce chaos by design? Are they getting ready? You
55:48
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like it's so fucking insane that
55:53
Speaker 1: you have to wonder, is there some part of this
55:58
Speaker 1: that they feel is a necessary step to whatever comes next?
56:02
Speaker 1: And I don't know what that is. And I almost
56:03
Speaker 1: don't even want to think about what that could even be.
56:08
Speaker 1: But is that part of this? Is this, no, I
56:12
Speaker 1: don't want to, I don't want to, like, I don't
56:20
Speaker 1: want to, like, he's got a real motley crew of
56:26
Speaker 1: people around him that are, they run the gamut from
56:32
Speaker 1: incompetent to nefarious. That being said- Even considering how, you know,
56:46
Speaker 1: clumsy and ham-fisted the rollout of all of these things
56:52
Speaker 1: has been, is there at some level, and I don't
56:55
Speaker 1: even know if there is, some method to this madness
56:59
Speaker 1: of complete chaos, economically, you know, Culturally in the streets,
57:07
Speaker 1: I guess there's a method to this where people are
57:12
Speaker 1: going to see this and take advantage of it. And
57:15
Speaker 1: that they see this as some necessary step to what
57:20
Speaker 1: comes next. And I don't know what that is, that
57:22
Speaker 1: AI governance thing. Is it let's get rid of people
57:26
Speaker 1: because their husbands put on fake tits and, you know,
57:30
Speaker 1: they're embarrassing and they lie and they're subject to blackmail
57:33
Speaker 1: and they, so are we just going to say, hey,
57:35
Speaker 1: how about AI governance? Because, you know, supercomputers and super
57:39
Speaker 1: intelligent beings, whatever, so, you know, are we going there?
57:45
Speaker 1: You know, is that the next step? AI, is the
57:47
Speaker 1: next step like a centralized Putin style government? more autocratic step,
57:59
Speaker 1: which involves the AI. It's the digital control grid. And
58:07
Speaker 1: the way to usher people into that is to raise
58:11
Speaker 1: the level of chaos so that people are welcoming of
58:15
Speaker 1: this because it will be, by comparison, calmer. You'll lose
58:22
Speaker 1: all your rights. You won't be able to say anything.
58:25
Speaker 1: You won't be able to do certain things you used
58:27
Speaker 1: to be able to do. You're not starting a business,
58:31
Speaker 1: but you're not doing that now. You're not going to
58:33
Speaker 1: own a house, but a lot of people aren't doing
58:35
Speaker 1: that now. Is this the step before that next phase?
58:40
Speaker 1: I don't know. Is there something behind a lot of
58:47
Speaker 1: this that's even darker and more nefarious than the things
58:50
Speaker 1: that you're seeing? And I'm not trying to exempt how
58:55
Speaker 1: clueless somebody like Kash Patel is or Pam Bondi or whatever.
59:02
Speaker 1: But it's obvious that they're not running anything. You have
59:08
Speaker 1: to see, if you're an adult, you realize pretty quickly
59:11
Speaker 1: that a lot of that's a show. They're not running anything.
59:16
Speaker 1: Tulsi Gabbard, the director of national intelligence, seems like an
59:19
Speaker 1: important job. Is it? She's the mothership watching kill Tony.
59:21
Speaker 1: Is it an important job? She didn't want the Iran war.
59:25
Speaker 1: What happened? She was against regime change. What happened? You know,
59:30
Speaker 1: this idea that Iran was not close to nuclear weapons. Well,
59:33
Speaker 1: if she's the director of national intelligence, who the hell
59:35
Speaker 1: are we listening to? It sounds like an important job.
59:39
Speaker 1: Is it? I have no problem with like her. Like
59:42
Speaker 1: I've met her. Did I meet her? Maybe I didn't
59:45
Speaker 1: meet her. I don't know. I chatted with her like
59:47
Speaker 1: once over. She was promoting some book. She wanted to
59:50
Speaker 1: come on the show. But I don't know. She's the
59:54
Speaker 1: director of national intelligence. It's like a fake job. She
59:58
Speaker 1: like goes and reads like, well, it is the president's
1:00:01
Speaker 1: job to decide who to attack and when. And then
1:00:05
Speaker 1: she's like in Hawaii doing, doing like a, you know,
1:00:09
Speaker 1: whatever hula dances or something, whatever. But is that a
1:00:11
Speaker 1: real job? Does anyone believe cash Patel's running the FBI?
1:00:14
Speaker 1: Does anyone believe that? Does anyone believe that any of
1:00:17
Speaker 1: these people are running anything? The, the, the small percentage
1:00:20
Speaker 1: of these institutions they're running are a mess because Because
1:00:25
Speaker 1: they're all idiots. But does anyone believe that they have
1:00:30
Speaker 1: the actual power? They're fools. They're fools. It's quite obvious.
1:00:37
Speaker 1: They're all there for the reason that they are incompetent.
1:00:42
Speaker 1: That they're a collection of state attorney generals and podcasters
1:00:48
Speaker 1: and Trump loyalists and sycophants and whatever. But are these people...
1:00:54
Speaker 1: the architects of what's going on right now, or is
1:00:57
Speaker 1: it worse? Is it something else? And this is being used,
1:01:06
Speaker 1: and I don't know the answer. I'm just literally asking
1:01:10
Speaker 1: the question, is this the period of time where people
1:01:16
Speaker 1: are meant to lose faith in all government? Is that
1:01:21
Speaker 1: what this time is? Is this the time where we
1:01:28
Speaker 1: start to introduce things like the draft? We militarize the country.
1:01:33
Speaker 1: We turn it into a militarized economy. We start taking
1:01:41
Speaker 1: away people's rights to criticize that. Is this the time
1:01:47
Speaker 1: that that all starts to happen? And the Democrats were
1:01:51
Speaker 1: going to have this guy die in jail. And they
1:01:53
Speaker 1: kept prosecuting him and they kept lumping cases and they
1:01:56
Speaker 1: gave him a choice, die in jail or become the president.
1:01:59
Speaker 1: And then a bunch of people showed up to Mar-a-Lago
1:02:01
Speaker 1: with a lot of money and said, we're going to
1:02:02
Speaker 1: put you in. And what about this assassination attempt and
1:02:06
Speaker 1: what the hell was that? Nobody even knows. He doesn't
1:02:10
Speaker 1: bring it up, no one brings it up. We don't
1:02:11
Speaker 1: know what the fuck's going on. So I hope this
1:02:15
Speaker 1: is as bad as it gets. I hope that it's
1:02:18
Speaker 1: just this level of incompetence that you've got a bunch
1:02:20
Speaker 1: of morons that he picked off television... And that we're
1:02:25
Speaker 1: all just watching a bad reality show that will end.
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Speaker 1: That's the best case scenario, is that you're watching a
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Speaker 1: bad reality show that will end. The worst case scenario
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Speaker 1: is that you're watching a bad reality show that's engineered
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Speaker 1: to be a bad reality show. Because the next thing
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Speaker 1: that's coming is going to be worse, but by comparison,
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Speaker 1: you might think it's better. That's the scarier prospect. And
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Speaker 1: I don't really know the answer. And if you don't
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Speaker 1: like me asking that question, you can suck on my big,
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Speaker 1: fat tits.