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OUTRO: A Happy Father's Day · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off
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  Speaker 1: for raw targets four to seven every weekday on Radio hurd.
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  Speaker 2: Recare you get a you made bastards? Tell you what
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  Speaker 2: fellas another lovely day in Auckland City. Beautiful isn't really
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  Speaker 2: really lovely? Ye? I hang out with some friends over
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  Speaker 2: the weekend and they were going, oh, Spring woo, and
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  Speaker 2: I said, ah, but no, no, no, I did, and
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  Speaker 2: I said, no, Springs actually officially starts on the twenty
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  Speaker 2: second or twenty third. Thing to say, really, And they
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  Speaker 2: were like bullshit, And I said no, and I think
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  Speaker 2: I mentioned you may and I said no, Mowgi told
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  Speaker 2: me officially it starts on the twenty third, and they went,
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  Speaker 2: bulls how does that work.
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  Speaker 1: It's not tied to the calendar. Rather, the spring spring
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  Speaker 1: doesn't know about calendars.
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  Speaker 2: They were so outraged. We're in the middle of a
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  Speaker 2: beautiful beach and they went, I'm googling that, oh yes,
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  Speaker 2: and I was right, behold, the main thing, isn't it
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  Speaker 2: And they, for about half an hour just couldn't get
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  Speaker 2: their heads.
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  Speaker 1: It's a nice thing to know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because Obviously, calendars are a man made thing, and
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  Speaker 3: the galaxy just gives us our our seasons the galaxy
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  Speaker 3: and so to try.
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  Speaker 1: And see close. Of course they're going to get out
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  Speaker 1: of sinking. Mike.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think at one point maybe they were perfectly
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  Speaker 3: aligned and since then they've become out of alignment.
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  Speaker 1: With stember one? Yeah? Probably men. Yeah, so that's what
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  Speaker 1: leap years of four a fellas they keep things aligned.
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  Speaker 2: Having said that, you know, it feels like it's spring,
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  Speaker 2: so that's the main thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's beautiful. It was odd, yeah, it was yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: it was hot at night. It was at night?
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  Speaker 2: What keesy giving me a filthy look?
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  Speaker 1: Bee?
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  Speaker 2: What was that? What are you? What are you suggesting? Key?
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  Speaker 2: You're just in loving or something.
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  Speaker 3: It was hot and steaming, right, I just I woke
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  Speaker 3: up hot at like four am, Like, man, it's hot.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't woken up hot in ages. Well that's going
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  Speaker 1: to be. We've taken the douvet, the extra duval for
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  Speaker 1: our bed. That is going to have to go back on.
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  Speaker 1: Whose idea was it? Well I got home and it
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  Speaker 1: was gone, that's right, same thing in my house. My
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  Speaker 1: decision was made on my behalf. Does she gett. Does
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  Speaker 1: she stay hotter at night than you are?
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  Speaker 3: Remember, yes, because loose will take the extra duve off,
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  Speaker 3: albeit about.
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  Speaker 1: Three weeks before I'm actually ready for that. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: I'm freezing in the middle of the.
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  Speaker 2: Night, like wrapping off a plaster keasy, you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean. She just takes it allway. She just does it.
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  Speaker 2: It's gone, and then you deal with suits her. We're sautiful.
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  Speaker 2: We're still fully dove and blanketed. That so good that
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  Speaker 2: that blanketed app We may have taken the blanket off. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: my wife and.
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  Speaker 1: I that you both decided at the same time. We
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  Speaker 1: take it off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we do it. Do it as a team.
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  Speaker 1: So do you take it off as a team as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's a ceremony right for the beginning of nearly spread.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have your doga hanging out?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: My dog's nothing wrong with it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, my little medium pace out swinger. Yeah. Sometimes
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  Speaker 2: I have my donga out.
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  Speaker 1: That's great.
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  Speaker 2: It varies from you.
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  Speaker 1: It always looks like a bit of a smug bastard.
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  Speaker 1: Your dog. He's got a habit of gloating.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Look, it's like people that know they're really good looking,
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  Speaker 2: you know. There's a certain arrogance about that. My dog
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  Speaker 2: is like that. It knows it's impressive.
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  Speaker 1: And he's got a strut, he's got a swager on
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  Speaker 1: his step.
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  Speaker 2: Just a quiet little smile to itself.
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  Speaker 1: Is it's a knowing glance. It winks on itself in
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  Speaker 1: the mirror.
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  Speaker 2: You know, normally the eye of the donna is sort
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  Speaker 2: of a perpendicular mind, sort of horizontal and a little smile.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, really like a little an upturned mouth.
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  Speaker 2: An upturned out. I know what I'm about. I don't
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  Speaker 2: need to go on about it, but you know, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Man, so good. Yeah, if your Donga was a pair
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  Speaker 1: of jeens, be levis I reckon for sure? Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: working class.
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  Speaker 2: Works, Yeah, not with the fake cuts in.
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  Speaker 3: Them be three quarters though, and in between shorts.
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  Speaker 2: And jeans covered covered in oil and hard, hard sort
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  Speaker 2: of graft sort of activities. So yeah, but under Machiv, yours,
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  Speaker 2: under MAO, it.
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  Speaker 3: Was minding something very different. YouTube viewers will be able
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  Speaker 3: to see. Yeah, yeah, if yours was a pair of jeans,
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  Speaker 3: it'll be your wife's jeans that you don't realize you're
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  Speaker 3: wearing until you get to work.
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  Speaker 2: And fit me really well, yes, have you worn them again?
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  Speaker 2: Since they're my favorite jeans now.
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  Speaker 1: You wear them all the time? Yes, the black one
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  Speaker 1: as a zip up on the side.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, they're they're my my over them. No, I
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  Speaker 2: don't really and actual fat just.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like zip's up the side there. It's a
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  Speaker 1: bit of a statement. I well that on the inside
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  Speaker 1: him or the outside inside should be inside surely. Yeah. Good.
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  Speaker 2: But these things I don't even know where they came from.
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  Speaker 2: But then my wife said to me the other day,
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  Speaker 2: have you lost weight? And I was like, no, I
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  Speaker 2: don't think so. Why And she said, your jeans are
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  Speaker 2: really baggy, and I was wearing these ones and so
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  Speaker 2: maybe they've just lost some elasticity.
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  Speaker 1: But you, I'm trying to remember what you do with
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  Speaker 1: your How often do you wash your jeans?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I've taken your guys advice because i'd go two
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  Speaker 2: days max. Yeah, now I four five days. That's what
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 1: Now they tightened up after a wash.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, definitely mine.
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  Speaker 1: Still I still do mine like once every month. No, bullshit,
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  Speaker 1: can't do that. But I mean four pairs of jeans
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  Speaker 1: of food.
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  Speaker 2: You drop when you're eating, there's no way, silly there's
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  Speaker 2: no way that you have the same jeans on for
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  Speaker 2: a month.
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  Speaker 3: I have the same jeans on for a month. I
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  Speaker 3: don't wear them every day. I have four pairs of
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  Speaker 3: jeans which get rotated. I'll probably wear each one one
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  Speaker 3: once or twice a week, and I'll watch them once
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  Speaker 3: a month, maybe maybe even once every two months, because
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  Speaker 3: they just don't need to be washed.
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  Speaker 1: They look fine.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to ask your wife about that.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't know. Don't ask you don't have to talk
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  Speaker 1: to she doesn't know anything. I'm going to call it fine,
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  Speaker 1: you don't.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to call it at night and say, kesy
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  Speaker 2: and he washes his jeans every two months.
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  Speaker 3: I would love is to overhear you actually calling my
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  Speaker 3: wife and how awkward the conversation would.
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  Speaker 2: You do?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, James, can you talk me through your weekend?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Heavy? Father's day? By the way, Thanks, Father's out yet?
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  Speaker 1: There not you zy? Not yet? You've got someone on
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  Speaker 1: the way man? Yeah? Good?
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  Speaker 2: How are your spims looking?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Having a good question?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? They they little potent.
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  Speaker 1: Bast I thought you were talking through your weekend me. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we just got onto your.
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  Speaker 2: Is it figurous stuff in their keys?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, is it a good pretty lively?
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  Speaker 2: Is there a good brew you know, yeah brewing there
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  Speaker 2: and the old Testies.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so, it's like it's pretty lively if
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  Speaker 3: you had a handful of the stuff like she's you know,
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  Speaker 3: it's like vibrating almost.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's like that that candy rock pop. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're still I like, but yeah, so I think I'll
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  Speaker 1: be sweet as the.
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  Speaker 3: Whole wracky Big Show week days from four on Radio
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  Speaker 3: Hiarchy The Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: My weekend was until Sunday morning until Sunday morning.
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  Speaker 1: The rugby Let's Ruin It for You?
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  Speaker 2: Well, my wife and I made the decision that we
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  Speaker 2: were going to watch it live, which we did.
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  Speaker 1: Was exciting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a good match. Unfortunately, who won Keezy?
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  Speaker 2: We'll do that in sports. So unfortunately, Mogi, my phone
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  Speaker 2: went at two am that morning, went rang. My phone
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  Speaker 2: started ringing at two am and I was preparing to
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  Speaker 2: get up at quarter to three. So my phone rang
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, is that my phone? And then
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  Speaker 2: I sort of grabbed that and the call cut out
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  Speaker 2: and I went It's never a good sign when you
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  Speaker 2: get called at two am in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: It's very rare. For it to be good news.
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  Speaker 2: And then I got a text which was from my neighbor.
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  Speaker 2: He said, now, you guys, did you see that you
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  Speaker 2: might have been fast asleep that magnim incredible thunderstorm Saturday
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  Speaker 2: night Sunday morning. It was amazing And basically it was
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  Speaker 2: my neighbor and he let his message was your dog's
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  Speaker 2: going ballistic in the backyard and is really distressed. And
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  Speaker 2: I went, okay, nothing I can do about it, sorry, mate, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: there was that.
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  Speaker 1: What was the dog not with you?
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  Speaker 2: And because we left her at home with our daughter
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  Speaker 2: And so then he texted back and said, do you
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  Speaker 2: want me to go and get her and I'll put
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  Speaker 2: her in my house.
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  Speaker 1: And I said it's nice.
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  Speaker 2: That won't work. You won't be able to get here,
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  Speaker 2: and she'll keep barking for however long and be freaked out.
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  Speaker 2: So then I rang my daughter about ten times, left
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  Speaker 2: about five texts and didn't get any response. And that
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  Speaker 2: carried on for many, many hours. So I watched the rugby.
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  Speaker 2: Still didn't get any response, and so after the rugby finished,
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  Speaker 2: I drove home.
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  Speaker 1: Did you yes, so the storm's still going but but
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  Speaker 1: she would have had her phone on side, No.
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  Speaker 2: But she when when my dog barks, you know about it, right,
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  Speaker 2: and so her going nuts in the backyard would have
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  Speaker 2: been fucking terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Jason's dog is the loudest bark in the world.
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  Speaker 2: It is. Then this story actually gets better. And then anyway,
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  Speaker 2: I get home, going to the bedroom, and she's there
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  Speaker 2: with her boyfriend and looks like that had a good evening.
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  Speaker 1: Great.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm sitting on the deck at about and you
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  Speaker 2: did not haven't told you this part, Keezy at about
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  Speaker 2: ten thirty, having a darry there and sorry, where are
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  Speaker 2: we now? On my deck on You're at home at home.
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  Speaker 2: There's a little path with the gate on it, and
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  Speaker 2: this I hear someone coming down the path and this
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  Speaker 2: dude comes up to my gate and goes o II
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  Speaker 2: and I went, okay, this isn't going to be good.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever this is. And he said was he was livid, livid,
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  Speaker 2: and he was like, if you can't control your fucking dog,
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  Speaker 2: you shouldn't fucking own one. And then he said it
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  Speaker 2: woke the whole fucking neighborhood up. You and I won't
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  Speaker 2: say what he said, and I went totally, man, my bad,
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  Speaker 2: my bad, breakdown of communication. There was no one here
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  Speaker 2: to look after her. Totally my bad. I completely accepted,
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  Speaker 2: and he settled down a bit and muttered and grind
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  Speaker 2: and then stomped off.
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  Speaker 1: So that was so what your daughter was there or not? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: he was there. I just didn't care about the dog.
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  Speaker 2: Just had a good night. Yeah, sure, like maybe some
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  Speaker 2: friends over, sure, because she was a who of a
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  Speaker 2: mess when.
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  Speaker 1: I got But you didn't go back to the beach, well, no,
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  Speaker 1: because when it was a beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Day, it was a magnificent day.
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  Speaker 3: Is funny because you could probably go straight across the
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  Speaker 3: word at fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 2: You can exactly that. But the taxi costs about one
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  Speaker 2: hundred and fifty bucks. But it's not even existing anymore.
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  Speaker 2: But my wife was coming back in the afternoon, so
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  Speaker 2: it was just like, what's the point, mind you. I
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  Speaker 2: was potentially planning on staying after she left, and she
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  Speaker 2: was going to get a lift home with her friend
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  Speaker 2: in night. Yeah, so it was a bit of a bummer.
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  Speaker 1: Once again, and it was once again beautiful day as well.
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  Speaker 1: It was on social media there I was thinking you
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  Speaker 1: had a glorious time, But that was just one photo,
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  Speaker 1: a glimpse in another wise shambolock day.
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  Speaker 2: It was also very reminiscent keasy of when we went
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  Speaker 2: and on the SAT Day it was a cracking day
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  Speaker 2: and we just went and now fuck this, we're going.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well did we? Well?
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  Speaker 2: I did?
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  Speaker 1: I was too plivid, devastated. Saturday was shiit, yes it was.
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  Speaker 1: But we still have a really Niceturday was a ripper.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes, that was great.
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  Speaker 2: And today's a river. It's this stuff happens, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and you just take it on the chin and move on.
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  Speaker 1: Do you can you get another dog? No?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, not a fucking chance. We have to find someone
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  Speaker 2: to look after it while we go away on holiday too.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think the upside is of your dog?
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  Speaker 2: None? At the moment.
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  Speaker 1: Is that the vibe day? Honestly?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Lot? We love her?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you do, but yeah, what's the upside of Tinket? Well,
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  Speaker 1: there's no downside. She doesn't bark, she doesn't do any
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  Speaker 1: of that. Ship Yeah she's Yeah, she's always been a
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  Speaker 1: great dog, never betting anybody natured.
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  Speaker 3: You look at her and it makes you laugh when
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  Speaker 3: you look at her. Yeah, because she's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: Look at that's right. I've never seen rude.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, year, have I shaved your photos?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: You haven't, I'll show you one now.
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  Speaker 1: But i'd like to see her in person. You'd like
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  Speaker 1: to see her in the.
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  Speaker 2: Actually very lovely. When you meet her in person, she'll
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  Speaker 2: she'll bark for about up and then seconds and then
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  Speaker 2: she'll just be all over you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah she's a colleague. Yes, I'll be friends with her.
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  Speaker 1: I had a colleague.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, listen to her a bit show four or seven
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  Speaker 3: every weekday. Yeah they know, they talk.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. He died about ten years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Boot Boot. Thanks everyone, Thank you,