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The Feel Of Peter Cushing’s Lips: Duke Nukem Movie Announcement · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  so I've got two things that I've worked out this week and they've sort of made
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  me work out that I'm actually stupid okay well at least you're smart enough
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  to realize you're stupid welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy first one is quite recent mhm and
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  the second one has been something that's annoyed me for years and years and years
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  and it finally clicked today what it was okay but anyway the first one there's
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  been a game coming out it's out now it's a new tennis game yes and I've been
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  seeing that it's coming out for a while and it's called AO tennis mhm right
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  adults only tennis that's what I was thinking I could not work out what the
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  AO stands for and I'm actually the only thing that popped in my head was AO cuz
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  that's what used to be on television for adults only movies yeah it's the old
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  rating classification right yeah when there there were boobs off foul language
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  yeah MH I hope there's both only hit me today that that was
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  actually Australia Open ah oh right took me a really long time and the other one
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  is also game related mhm remember when you're playing like on the mega drive or
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  even on the Super Nintendo there was an option for
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  bgm yes I finally understand what that stands for now really background music
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  yes what did you never knew no I I I
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  knew it Chang when you opted out of that option and the music stopped did that
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  give you any indication that the M might have stood for
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  music no I'll give you that background might have been hard to figure
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  out I knew it head on the music but I had no idea why it was called bgm just
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  made no sense to me people used to give him funny looks at the pub and when he'd
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  be like hey can you turn it down the bgm like oh you guys hear that bgm just
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  what you call it right my favorite bgm band so yeah that's that's allit bgm you
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  know what do you know what EDM stands for Luke no h you you're familiar with
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  the with the the term EDM no oh where would I used that before
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  Oh you wouldn't have used it you would absolutely not have used
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  it yeah probably yeah I'm not really a
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  big Club goer get out oh electronic
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  dance music yes yes why is that good for
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  me to know why is that good for you yeah why why should I need to know that oh I
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  was just trust me you don't I just wanted if if if all what do you call
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  acronym acronyms with music in them I don't know right or just acronyms in
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  general are you confused by acronyms I think I'm just confused in general right
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  do you know what scuba stands for [Music]
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  what sub contained underwater breathing apparatus that's right scuba no it's
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  just scuba did I say subc contained it's self-contained yes either way I know what it
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  is you're reading too much into it it's just sco yeah what about
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  quantis oh I don't know that one they just they just fly
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  planes you don't know Quant either you're not you're not actually an Aussie
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  so Queens in Northern Territory Air Service yeah close enough yeah there you
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  go something like that it was just a weird word they made up yeah do you know
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  what AI means
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  Luke I do now it's the start of
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  AIDS actually it might be the end of AIDS yeah because uh now you can just
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  sit at home and jerk off to celebrity porn thanks to ai ai is that what people
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  already do anyway yeah no but you should this means you can jerk off to celebrity
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  porn made by celebrities that never made porn it's like there's a there's a new
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  thing on Reddit there's a subreddit called Deep fakes that is very not safe
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  for work listeners you're thinking of
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  checking this out uh and they using AI some kind of I guess machine learning
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  software to compose it in real like I guess in real time and then render or
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  rendering it out celebrities faces onto porn videos porn actresses in videos
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  yeah yeah so if you've used Snapchat and you've used the uh the face swap app uh
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  right it's that but for you're helping to build it yeah you're a tester for it
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  maybe but basically they can make anybody be in porn now and that is not
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  only that dist uh lawyers have apparently combed through the legalities
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  of this and come out and said yeah don't bother suing they're not actually
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  breaking any laws wow okay I in my research I did notice that
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  some of them can we can we just put the air quote sounding when uh when says
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  research some of these are pretty good some of them are not no but it's early
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  stages of this technology it makes me wonder like some of them I'm like why
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  did you put that up like [ __ ] because it's Reddit there's literally no filter
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  yeah but uh the famous one is the galad do right that's out everywhere at the
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  moment that's always used example because it's uh it's pretty convincing
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  except for the fact that you know that galad do would never have agreed to this
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  right but imagine being her and then someone's like oh uh have you have
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  you seen the uh yeah you would you've seen it haven't you video you would have
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  seen it and she's like what what are you talking about and then like oh [ __ ] I'm
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  the one that's going to have to show her someone's going to have to the
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  shower this reminds me of the time Matt where you were in the IT department of a
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  company that uh BC some homemade pornography of an
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  employee yeah Jesus that was [ __ ] up you had to sit there scrolling through
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  them yeah to show the the the head of the company oh just go to go to the next
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  one well we better check them all just for just for safety s go back yeah go
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  back all right yeah zooming in what's what's what's she doing there oh I see
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  can you put these on a disc for me zoom and
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  enhance um this uh has this got
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  audio but yeah just imagine finding out that someone has done that that would be
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  [ __ ] disturbing I imagine well put it out there right now that anyone wants to
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  do deep deep fake of uh multiple nerdgasm just um just don't put us in a
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  three-way gay porn that'll be awkward you know yeah it' be awkward to watch or
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  do we can just send you a video of that yeah to fake that yeah we might get
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  confused as to which one's the fake but uh yeah so that's a thing deep fakes so
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  um what I find interesting about this is that on the same subreddit somebody's
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  used the same technology right to um to face swap Carrie Fisher's face onto that
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  scene in Rogue one where there's the uh CGI princess layer and it looks a hell
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  of a lot better I'm being distracted by this subreddit
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  now who have you found that you like Matt wait [ __ ] you can't even oh Matt
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  there's a daisy Ridley oh Jesus all right there was one I scroll down it was
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  a nelly Portman one and it was fair I was like these are these aren't very uh
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  porny it was just all these shots of Nelly pman and it was just and then it
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  just cut straight to like a hardcore porn with her face plasted on it I like
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  [ __ ] hell the one that really uh disturbs me and it doesn't me that it
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  exists cuz of course it does but what it disturbs me is that there's several
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  different ones made by several different people uh and that's Maisy Williams from
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  uh Game of Thrones uh the child actress
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  ah who plays AR [ __ ] I can't even talk tonight oh my God so people have got
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  these uh collections of face photos that they're putting up here too like there's
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  uh someone here's got a Natalie Dorma data collection
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  14,44 aligned images for people to use wow to make these things someone's got
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  a00 pre-aligned images if you uh if you contact this one Reddit user and um tell
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  him who you want to make one of these of he will tell you the porn actress with
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  the exact right physical features to match up to it oh yeah because you'd
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  have to take that into account if you really want to make people believe oh
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  this is creepy so uh yeah creepy aside uh who do you put your order in for guys
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  oh um I don't know I don't actually you know want one of the
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  rock no no really don't what about this would
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  be your perfect it's the rock fuckling [ __ ] fuckling what is wrong with me
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  tonight I'd say fuckling is the name of this episode but Jenna would never go for it
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  I think it's well maybe um it's the rock [ __ ] that guy
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  who plays Stiffler in the uh American movies who is no I'm just saying that
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  would be Luke's ideal because he's two favorite actors what's that guy's name
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  Luke I know you know it um he's got three
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  names well I know you know one of them I I bet these are all women but then
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  there's not there's a Nicholas Cage one is there someone's made a Nicholas Cage
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  one hold on are you I'll stop you that are you certain that this is a uh is a fake hang
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  on I got
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  it this is not por this is very funny I'm going to send put it in the chat in
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  the in the spreadsheet I put it down the bottom of the
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  [Laughter]
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  segments I'm watching it
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  now why is someone my God oh God bless them God bless man it's just for the
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  listeners somebody has put Nicholas Cage's face on lowest Lane in Man of
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  Steel like just having a chat with Superman somebody has it's so weird
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  flawlessly and expertly put her face put put Nicholas
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  Cage on lowest Lane so [ __ ] [Laughter]
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  weird what's the actress that plays her I can't even know I couldn't think of
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  her name she's the most forgettable actress in Hollywood right now is it Amy
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  Adams she was very good in arrival but um yeah I mean she's perfectly good
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  she's just like she just never leaves an imprint but what's what's crazy about
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  this it's Nicholas Cage's face but doing her quirky little facial expressions
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  like it's almost cute like it's freaking me out they got to work on the
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  teeth not convinced Henry caval looks convinced now you're right Luke It's the
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  teeth that had given it away was the teeth that gave princess L
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  away too my opinion oh yeah and the and the lips that gave away
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  Tarkin was the weird thing every time he opened his mouth his his mouth wouldn't
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  just open the lips would kind of like like Dan knows Peter Cushing's lips very
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  well and they were not Cushing's lips they looked like them but I could
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  tell they weren't behaving like them you know it's not enough it's not enough to
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  get the look right no get the feel
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  so if if we can't call this fuckling can at least be called the feel of Peter King's
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  [Laughter] lips um we talked about this before Luke
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  wanted a store basically where he just walk in and grabbed what he wants and
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  walk out I'll stop you there Luke thought it already existed because he
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  dreamt about it oh okay and now it does exist yeah so Amazon have been watching
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  Luke's dreams somehow yep yeah it wouldn't surprise me
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  and this is not just even I assumed this was you know books or you know uh I
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  assumed it was going to be for Tech or stuff Amazon SES not it's a [ __ ]
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  superet it's a convenience store very convenient you can buy a pal pork loin
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  for two for dinner they've got wine [ __ ] all sort
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  sh basically I mean you everything's obviously got a sensor on it you walk in
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  you pick up what you want as you leave the sensors register what you've taken
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  and your account gets charged yep you don't have to do anything you don't have
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  to talk to anyone you just pick it up walk out which that's always a dream MH
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  yeah God I hate talking to people so yeah apparently uh it works
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  pretty well and they said that uh that if you accidentally shoplift which you I
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  don't think you could really say it was that some people have actually already
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  accidentally shoplift lifted yeah so they just don't get charged for
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  something that they have then Amazon said that's fine like well their problem they save
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  enough money overall from not having any cashiers or right human beings at all
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  that I suppose they they can factor in a certain amount of loss and I think
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  they're actually going to have less loss than if they were normal Supermarket
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  where shoplifting happens all the time because they do have more sensors and
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  cameras happening yeah so where is this uh Seattle no yes
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  it is it's in Seattle okay I have to all right so if you can just duck over there
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  and let us know what it's like that' be great yeah I would like to go back to
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  Seattle and if I if I do do we have a Matt reviews jingle I know we've got a
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  Luke reviews but what about a Matt reviews don't do you have any special
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  requirements for one uh just that it's got to be better than the Luke
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  reviews what no no it can't be better
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  okay all right be almost as good but not
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  almost as good can't be as good just just yeah not quite all right something
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  where you think the original was better for the Luke reviews jingle you used the
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  Inner Circle song bad boys right yes all
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  right um so as a followup that's not as good I I think you need to find another
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  lesser known Inner Circle song and turn that into the any other song they've
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  ever done yes anything by them that came out after bad boys all
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  [Music]
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  right rev some
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  more jingle
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  [Music] yeah Seattle's like uh Sydney if you um
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  if you polished off all the tarnish and character yeah and added homeless people
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  everywhere yeah I did uh I was skeptical
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  at first of this uh wasp penis that's how I'm going to refer to
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  this think she's got a yeah the internet the internet's gone a
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  bit crazy over the uh what they what they think is a a [ __ ] and
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  balls that Evangeline Lily has on her chest I got to say in the photo where
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  it's cropped and flipped upside down it it's quite obvious uh yeah yeah yeah but
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  when you have to crop something and flip it upside down for it to look like
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  something it doesn't really look like something yeah sure it it kind of I mean
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  it's supposed to be be her abdominal muscles like or sort of you know it's
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  that kind of yeah it's abs and tits is
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  what it is yeah yeah right and yeah you
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  flip it upside down it looks like a penis but a lot of things look like a
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  penis if you flip it upside down you know penis by dick for example yeah yeah
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  dick still looks like a dick when it's upside down my grandpa was used to tell me mine
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  looks a little different I know I don't know what's going on with it yeah but
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  I'm usually upside down when I'm seeing it upside down so yeah right just looks
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  right the way up to me good point point yeah I don't see why the internet's up
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  in arms about it well I mean that's everyone pointing it out but I don't
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  think anyone's angry about it I mean I you know the first thing I expected was
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  to find feminists getting upset that we were like branding her
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  with masculinity or something but thankfully I haven't haven't come across any of
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  that I think uh I mean they already the film's coming out soon right this is
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  it's I mean it's in there now they're not they're going to be changing this
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  unless they yeah they're not going to be going back and re-shooting the film just
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  to get rid of that unless they do like they did with Henry kav's mustache to
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  Evangeline so great yeah imagine they had to go back and digitally frame by
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  frame remove Evangeline Lily's penis
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  but I guess it's one of those things now that someone said it everyone's going to
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  notice it yeah although actually forget about it there is a screenshot from uh
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  the first Ant-Man film where the penis is present on her costume as well I mean
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  she didn't sorry she wasn't wearing it in the first one but there was the WASP
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  costume in the background in a scene and it also features the penis so yeah and
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  she was like I can't wait to get that dick on my
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  chest oh well I hope this film's as good as the first one that's all I can say
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  Christ I haven't seen the first one awful I want to though it's
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  fine it's just kind of nothing yeah so that's what I've heard like the
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  movies not they're good but the character I saw in Civil War I loved
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  yeah yeah he was very good in that actually that that's what inspired me to
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  watch Ant-Man well I unfortunately did it the other way around but I agree with
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  you it was absolutely fantastic in Civil War so hopefully they of have learned
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  from that and that's what the second movie will be they learned don't make it
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  bad make it good yeah yeah make it good well hopefully a bit harder cuz this you
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  know the first one was kind of mostly uh written and set up by Edgar
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  right and then he left and then uh what's his name director's name pton
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  Reed came in and directed it and it seemed like a lot of the jokes and stuff
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  were very Edgar right but they weren't quite done correctly yeah cuz they weren
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  if you're going to use his jokes you need him there to make them
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  work yeah so I don't know hopefully this time if he's doing the whole thing it'll
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  be a bit more cohesive yeah yeah so
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  who's doing the second one pton Reed same guy did the first one okay y but
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  from start to finish right okay exactly I might see it I might not I'm
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  going to go see black panther oh yeah I want to see that yeah up in arms about
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  that one like cuz the first trailer I did not like no and gave me no interest
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  in seeing it at all the second trailer sort of did get me a little interested
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  so tickets are booked it definitely looks [ __ ] cool it just
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  there's I don't like the cuz he's like a he's just a guy
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  we've talked about this already I've probably talked about this to death and
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  I'm just boring everybody now but like he's just a guy in a suit I don't
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  understand why he's doing like flippy things off a car that's crashing unless
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  does the suit have Tech in it like is there a special suit that makes him be
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  able to do Spider-Man type go see the movie and you might find out yeah yeah
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  you're right also maybe you also got to look stoping black widow can do flippy
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  stuff and she just did ball oh I know she does superheroes just flip man
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  that's that's just the precedent that's been set that was one thing I think
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  we've talked about that in Avengers there's a scene where black widow jumps
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  up and grabs onto a what are they called the the alien guys I forget the name of
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  them Krill Krill correct me if I'm wrong listeners um anyway don't you wor her
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  arms her arms should have been ripped off uh not to mention the fact that anyone
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  that the Hulk has picked up when he's bouncing around would have their NE snapped
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  yeah all right so maybe these aren't the most believable
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  films imagine that a comic book not being believable remake of The Greatest
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  American Hero really yeah like a show or
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  a movie yeah a show I think it's Netflix or Hulu or one of those uh one of those
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  online I loved Greatest American Hero and and what I liked best about that was
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  as you were just saying with black panther it's just a guy in a suit right
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  but that's the idea cuz the wrong guy gets the suit
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  do you remember and I know you probably do Condor man oh man yes yes I
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  absolutely do that was one of those movies I watched over and over and over
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  as a kid I wrote a sequel to Condor man which probably won't surprise you was
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  convinced for years that there was a sequel and I thought I'd seen it but
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  there's not so I hadn't do we need to do another radio play of your Condor man
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  sequel I man we need to do the [ __ ] Monkey Island one man Condor man is one
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  of those great films that's in that same category of just normal people that
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  Suddenly by accident become Superheroes how does he become a superhero in this I
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  don't remember he has to fill in because his roommate works as a clerk for the
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  CIA and needs somebody just a civilian to do a paper drop but because he's a
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  comic book writer he likes to do all these crazy things to put in his comic
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  books so he dresses up like a spy and pretends to basically be James Bond does
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  the drop but then the Russians think that he is a spy because he basically
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  told everyone he was one so when a Russian agent wants to defect to the
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  United States she specifically asks for this like quote unquote like super
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  spy Condor man right code named Condor man and then suddenly this [ __ ] idiot
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  has to uh then be Rec recruited by the CIA to go and do the mission right and
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  because um the CIA gives him like cart blanch and basically a blank check to do whatever
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  he wants and so he just orders all this stuff that he has drawn in his comic
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  books which is why he suddenly has all these cool gadgets and stuff right
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  [ __ ] have to watch this again I'm going to have to watch it I'm actually
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  going to see if I can find a copy of it somewhere obtain it from somewhere yeah
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  Italy would probably be the best bet I'm thinking legally of course
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  yeah of course I did see another movie this weekend I know we said we're going to go
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  see Star Wars but I didn't go see Star Wars no no yeah I didn't
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  neither I forgot about it and then I remembered that I was supposed to and I
• 24:16
  was like H yeah I went and saw jamanji instead look every time I think about
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  going back and seeing the force awakens I mean we'll be quick I don't think we
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  even need the the Star Wars news jingle right no don't last you mean Last Jedi right
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  the last Jedi with Force wakens [ __ ] me anyone might think about going to see
• 24:35
  The Last Jedi I I get like kind of excited like yeah maybe because I'm
• 24:38
  going to see this scene and this scene and this scene it's quite good and then
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  I just I just think about you got to remember there's another 45 minutes
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  where you have to sit there and wait for a stupid plot line you care nothing
• 24:48
  about to happen oh Christ I just I don't think I can do it guys I want to see it
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  again but I'm thinking I don't need to see it at the movies again m I'll
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  probably give attack of the Clones not attack of the Clones what's the third
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  one Revenge of the Sith yeah I'll probably give Revenge of the Sith a
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  second viewing before I give uh Last Jedi a second
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  Jedi we had uh I am going to say it again we had a bunch of people right in
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  as requested and uh it seems
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  overwhelmingly we are in the minority yeah we absolutely are yeah like' got
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  three different ideas on it it's us and the Chinese they're just not convinced
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  no luk you hate it too we just Dan and I have decided yeah what you you've got I
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  actually like it no multiple n has to has to have a Firm Stance and uh you
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  you've been outvoted see can I I'm the person who believe that everyone should make their
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  own decision well you're out voted on that too okay sorry can I say one thing
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  one thing I do want to say about it I noticed there was a
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  a lot of people talking about
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  this uh know more about characters than is in the
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  film and yeah you know what I mean but that was always a thing man no I know
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  God sorry I think I'm getting sick um yeah no I know it's just that it
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  seems like for the maybe for the first time maybe that's the problem for the
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  first time I don't know any of that stuff one of them yeah no and and now
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  I'm the guy that's like No it should be in the
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  film yeah welcome to my world man yeah
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  cuz I I think it's because we haven't
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  watched Rebels or the Clone Wars right
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  and so everyone knows a [ __ ] ton of additional characters that we have
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  literally never heard of Y yeah because yeah Rebels those cartoon series they're
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  all still Cannon I tried to watch I tried to watch um the Clone Wars and it's actually
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  quite a good cartoon series I've heard that yeah I've heard I've heard it too
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  I've uh I've heard it too um the good thing about it as well because if you're
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  watching it it's it it's not like every episode follows directly on from the
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  other it sort of gives you a little recap and way you go so you can sort of
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  just drop in and out of episodes with missing a few and just watching in the
• 27:22
  background there's uh there's some guys on Reddit who were talking about uh the Star
• 27:29
  Wars Anthology uh you you've got to watch the prequels in
• 27:35
  order uh but you've got to stop and watch the Clone Wars which I believe are
• 27:39
  in between two and three yep right and then you've got to watch Rogue one and
• 27:45
  then you've got to watch the original trilogy uh and then you've got to play
• 27:49
  no then then you've got to watch the force awakens but then you've got to
• 27:52
  play through Battlefront 2 in story mode yep cuz it's got characters that figure
• 27:58
  into so that takes place between between force awakens and Last Jedi is that what
• 28:05
  I'm hearing no that takes place between returning the Jedi and oh okay the force
• 28:11
  awakens okay right cuz you play as a stormtrooper who is on Endor when the
• 28:17
  Death Star gets destroyed and then you play their story continuing forward oh
• 28:23
  okay interesting and then they just cram Star Wars characters in is that game any good
• 28:29
  um I was actually playing it a lot today oh you you are playing it yeah I spent
• 28:34
  about four hours playing it today it's it's fun okay the story I just think could have
• 28:41
  been a hell of a lot better right but the S the multiplayer I was playing
• 28:46
  today and it's still enjoyable were you playing with people with strangers
• 28:50
  online yes wow I wasn't talking to
• 28:55
  them he was just shooting at him yeah and I was just playing Space
• 29:01
  Battles I was good oh even in the first one I was flying ships I was great
• 29:07
  at yeah that was fun actually in the first one but look sorry we I interrupted you
• 29:13
  before before we before we leave Star Wars news because we we we have
• 29:17
  inadvertently all right back because Luke was about to tell us something
• 29:21
  interesting and yeah and I do want to hear all about that but just so that
• 29:24
  we're not jumping all over the place yeah some follow up on last week when uh
• 29:29
  we were talking about how Star Wars The Last Jedi has kind of bombed in China a
• 29:33
  little bit yeah um and uh a little bit they pulled it from Cinemas yeah they p
• 29:39
  a little bit yeah but then I was kind of ranting about that at home and qu said
• 29:43
  to me like what do you expect it's a foreign film does everyone in America go
• 29:47
  and see every [ __ ] foreign film that comes out I'm like well no I guess not I
• 29:51
  think we just put St China doesn't get that many foreign films either or
• 29:56
  doesn't want any that way yeah they they make enough of their own that they don't
• 30:01
  give [ __ ] um to the point where they are planning to release uh solo there but
• 30:07
  they're not even going to Market it as a Star Wars movie it's just a standalone
• 30:12
  sci-fi movie which I find very interesting H oh I was actually thinking
• 30:18
  a little bit about the Solo movie and remember at the end of last Jed I where
• 30:23
  the dice were a thing yeah they're going to be in it the dice have me very scar
• 30:28
  about something that's going to happen in Solo about how Han Solo wins the
• 30:32
  Millennium Falcon oh you think it's not going to be
• 30:35
  pizar yeah well sabak whatever I think
• 30:39
  we've only seen it written down so we've we've only seen it written down but we
• 30:44
  all know what it is it was a card game now with this dice I think they're
• 30:50
  bets are off man all bets are off it's not Cannon but I don't that just seems
• 30:54
  like a very big thing to change we also we also all knew that Han and Leia had
• 31:00
  twins yeah no but yeah this was yeah I
• 31:05
  know but that but this is just a card game like that could have hung around
• 31:09
  that's not real yeah but he couldn't have had a pack of cards hanging from
• 31:13
  the uh the rear view mirror yeah but so I've called it now he wins the game
• 31:19
  midan Falcon playing dice like I'm not happy about it I'm
• 31:23
  really not happy about it like Quon does in wins uh
• 31:29
  Anakin by cheating yep the most [ __ ] immoral of all Jedi
• 31:35
  Qui-Gon [ __ ] cheats at everything
• 31:38
  cheats lies to people I know [ __ ] oh yeah watching The Phantom men again it's
• 31:43
  just like such [ __ ]
• 31:48
  [ __ ] yeah like he so could have just taken um shimi with him as well he could
• 31:54
  have just [ __ ] like killed W and taken him yeah like destroyed him anyway I lost
• 32:01
  everything shut [Laughter] up yeah but okay anyway back I went and
• 32:08
  saw jamanji how was it we are we are very very eager to hear how it was this
• 32:15
  is probably the first family movie I've seen at the movies in a probably in 20
• 32:20
  years if not longer did you go with a family did you find a family to take
• 32:25
  there were families there find a family to you did you God it suckss going
• 32:30
  movies with children yeah cuz you have to sit a certain distance away from
• 32:36
  them legally you have to let everyone in the theater
• 32:40
  know get there and kids are sitting in my chair go look you have to
• 32:44
  move at least 25 ft away but there was kids talking and stuff but there also
• 32:49
  parents having a conversation as well people are are worse than kids man yeah
• 32:55
  yeah like I I I can understand kids like tension SP here but the parents like
• 33:01
  shut the [ __ ] up yeah I honestly I think people think they're at they're just out
• 33:06
  at the [ __ ] restaurant when they're at the theater now and it's just like oh
• 33:11
  yeah you know how you been good like shut the [ __ ] up the uh might not be
• 33:16
  interested the whole experience of going to the cinema the Sacred Space that the
• 33:22
  cinema used to be when those lights dimm down and and the conversation stopped
• 33:28
  is gone it's gone forever yeah it is that is really like what I normally like
• 33:34
  going to the gold class dendi and camra it's like 40 bucks a ticket but there's
• 33:39
  only 20 seats in there and if people are spending like $80 to go see a movie
• 33:43
  they're quiet because they that's what they're there for although I did go to
• 33:49
  the movies today and uh I didn't go to Gold Class but there's like an in
• 33:53
  between right in between regular Cinema and Gold Class and the price is a little
• 33:59
  more than a normal ticket but not as much as Gold Class the seats are the
• 34:02
  same but there's a gap every two seats so you you go with someone and you don't
• 34:08
  need to sit next to anyone else that's pretty cool yeah you can still hear them
• 34:13
  there's that little buffer yeah it's just a little extra it's like you're on a little
• 34:18
  island yeah cuz I don't want to sit next to people that I haven't gone with yeah
• 34:23
  it's fair but I did go and see jamanji yes so what do you think of the movie
• 34:27
  this is a sequel to the first one okay
• 34:30
  huh so it sort of picks off and I actually quite like how they turn it
• 34:37
  into a video game yeah yeah the this is
• 34:42
  a little bit of a spoiler but not really go on so and it's been out for more than
• 34:47
  two weeks so it's fine so I honestly don't care if you spoil yeah I don't I
• 34:53
  doubt we'll be getting letters about this one but I just like the way I did
• 34:57
  so uh father finds the board game on the beach picks it up takes it home gives it
• 35:01
  to his son in the 1996 yeah son goes board game who plays these throws it
• 35:07
  aside and starts playing a video game yeah right then at Night jamanji board
• 35:13
  sort of does it thing and then he wakes up and drums at him and he opens up and
• 35:18
  it's now a cartridge first game console quite like how J went yeah I'm
• 35:23
  not relevant anymore I'll adapt and here I go oh wow that's they could do a
• 35:28
  prequel where it was something before it was a board game that would be that could be
• 35:34
  interesting cuz there's still no explanation about what jamanji is yeah
• 35:38
  maybe jamanji is more than just a game and it's just taken on the form of a
• 35:43
  game but then it sort of follows the same thing where so kid 1996 gets sucked
• 35:49
  into it 20 years later some four other kids get sucked into it as well so it
• 35:54
  sort of follows exactly the same story as the original movie did yeah okay so
• 35:58
  there is an old person in there yes but time goes very weird in there so he
• 36:03
  doesn't know he's been in there for 20 years so not like he's age because when
• 36:06
  you go into it you take on the character the Persona of a character in the game
• 36:12
  right so it's not like in the original jamanji where he just went in there and
• 36:16
  lived there here's a question for you Luke if you got sucked into jamanji
• 36:20
  would you want to be the rock or would you want to be someone else so you could
• 36:25
  look at the Rock and talk to him I well it
• 36:30
  depends so if I'm if I'm going in and
• 36:34
  someone else if I'm going to be playing with The Rock I want it to be the actual
• 36:39
  rock that I'm with sure I don't want to be someone inside the rock turning to be
• 36:44
  actual right cuz they might they might not live up to your expectations of the
• 36:47
  rock exactly yeah so unless it is the rock inside the
• 36:51
  rock I want to be him inside the rock unless it's Luke inside the Rock unless
• 36:58
  it's me inside the rock so to be clear from what I've gathered from the trailers The
• 37:04
  Rock uh plays a teenage girl in this correct no The Rock plays a nerdy
• 37:10
  teenage boy oh I see Jack Black is the
• 37:15
  hot girl yeah makes sense yeah it's the role he was born to
• 37:21
  play and Kevin Hart plays uh really buff
• 37:26
  football high School footballer MH okay I can never remember her name Karen
• 37:32
  Gillan yes you don't remember Karen gillan's name come on I can never remember her
• 37:38
  name is she was in Doctor Who oh she's also in Guardians of the Galaxy this
• 37:44
  person doesn't look even Vaguely Familiar to me who was she in Guardians
• 37:49
  of the Galaxy um the blue one yeah that's why right well that explains it
• 37:55
  she's not blue in real life no can I just say a really quick thing about uh
• 38:00
  Doctor Who sure so um you know how the
• 38:05
  whole premise ofor who nebula you know the whole premise of Doctor Who is that
• 38:11
  he um is reborn every now and again in a new body when when he dies yeah yeah
• 38:17
  correct Hees yeah regenerates exactly right mhm um and you know how he's
• 38:23
  regenerated contract disputes into a woman now right yes contract disputes
• 38:28
  and also poor ratings can also make him regenerate
• 38:32
  um y but uh you know the internet went a
• 38:36
  bit crazy uh in a bad way because uh he's now you know mat Matt Smith
• 38:42
  regenerated into uh a woman no no no petal did oh yeah sorry yeah you're
• 38:47
  right anyway that come out yet no not yet yeah okay yeah Peter [ __ ] I can't
• 38:53
  Peter Capaldi became a woman right yeah
• 38:57
  in the Doctor Who way transgender people right
• 39:03
  y have embraced this and I was reading an article of all of these different
• 39:08
  transgender people who now consider Doctor Who to be
• 39:13
  transgender H and that he has transitioned just like
• 39:18
  them yeah well it's not really like that no no it's not but it's interesting that
• 39:24
  they relate to it right yeah well I mean because for starters he doesn't even
• 39:29
  know how he's going to end up in fact like he regenerates and then he has to
• 39:34
  figure out like who am I now like but he always regenerates into who he needs to be next
• 39:41
  right uh yeah I guess that's probably like Christopher eckl like he
• 39:47
  transitioned into a younger man so he could get it on with Billy
• 39:51
  Piper yep yeah I mean they they they pretty about his priorities at the time
• 39:57
  yeah Miss Matt Smith actually he was good he was good as Dr I know that's
• 40:01
  probably not a popular opinion but I do think he was no he's he did a great job
• 40:06
  it's just that he came after tenant so everyone was a bit hard on him yeah he
• 40:12
  was better you know he thought he was better than tenant yeah see I thought um
• 40:19
  I thought Christopher Eon was better than tenant too I really liked
• 40:22
  Christopher eon's doct yeah yeah I agree he was good I've only seen the first
• 40:26
  episode of of the first season of the when it came back perfectly good episode
• 40:31
  I don't know why you didn't go on to episode two straight away I don't know
• 40:35
  either whiter by the way we've just we've been saying a woman a lot oh sorry
• 40:41
  she does have a name she's from um Attack the Block right that's uh she was
• 40:46
  the girl in Attack the Block I what's Attack the Block uh it's
• 40:52
  a John Boyer movie right yeah yeah yeah it's a British film that uh made boa
• 40:58
  famous you know what I haven't I haven't seen it but I don't know why because
• 41:02
  it's a right yeah it's really good yeah why haven't I seen it is that the one with the
• 41:08
  alien yeah it has an alien it has a couple of them and Nick
• 41:13
  Frost no you think you're thinking of
• 41:17
  Paul I think with Simon pegan Nick Frost I thought Nick Frost was also in
• 41:24
  Attack the Block let me see let me see you a different
• 41:28
  movie maybe he is he's British and it's a British movie so yeah and he is in he
• 41:35
  will be in anything
• 41:38
  so um no I don't think so fine so I have
• 41:42
  seen it but I imagine Nick Frost being in it as well that's not a bad thing
• 41:47
  though because I I imagine Nick Frost to be in a lot of things that he's not in
• 41:50
  yeah I wish he was in more stuff I wish he wasn't in the Tomb Raider movie no he
• 41:56
  the Tomb Raider movie wasn't as good as bad looking as it looks yeah I just wish
• 42:01
  he wasn't so he sorry he is in Attack the Block Luke are you he is in Attack
• 42:06
  the Block oh he is is he like the drug dealer or something I don't know he's
• 42:10
  called Ron yeah don't recall oh uh Attack the Block is from the director of
• 42:17
  Ant-Man just to bring ccle there you go
• 42:22
  no actually didn't know that Joe Cornish so let me just just fact check hold on
• 42:28
  maybe he was a producer on Ant-Man he wasn't the director uh writer excuse me
• 42:33
  he was he wrote Ant-Man right oh okay with Ed you're right Mak sense I was
• 42:38
  about to say that makes a lot of sense actually yeah he also did the Tintin
• 42:42
  movie uh which I really really liked I should watch that you should never been
• 42:49
  a fan of this movie will make you a fan this is honest to God I don't think it
• 42:53
  will [ __ ] 101 is how's the movie going to make me watch it movie ain't
• 42:59
  going to come here and hold a gun to my head and that's the only way I'm going
• 43:02
  to watch that movie very good movie not into it there's plenty of
• 43:09
  other good stuff I should see above Tintin that I still haven't
• 43:13
  watched uh Nick Frost is in it he is look I like Nick Frost but he's not
• 43:19
  gonna that's not he's not the rock Jamie Bell Andy Circus Daniel Craig Simon Peg
• 43:25
  Nick Frost Harry Elis I don't care for Daniel CRA Carrie
• 43:31
  Elis yeah what's he doing now after saw uh he's he's doing Tintin doing Tintin
• 43:37
  obviously yeah sorry [ __ ] listening to a word I'm
• 43:41
  saying so just to come back briefly Luke over overall you rate jamanji highly
• 43:47
  it's been doing very well it's been doing very very well and it's a it is a
• 43:52
  fun movie yeah I want to see it I would recommend seeing it yeah tell me this is
• 43:56
  good cuz I do want to go and see it yeah if you do can go and see the movies go
• 44:01
  for it but don't go out of your way you can just wait for it to come out
• 44:05
  streaming service near you thanks I appre can I just say Luke you'll be
• 44:08
  pleased to know that Carrie Elis is actually working damn hard in fact he's
• 44:14
  got four movies coming out this year alone right and another three in uh in
• 44:20
  pre-production right wow uh but it seems like he's not very picky because he's
• 44:26
  done a lot of movies that I've never heard of I I'm just going to read
• 44:30
  randomly off this list Sugar Mountain the queen of Spain elephant Kingdom
• 44:35
  right no never heard of this team lust
• 44:39
  is a movie he was in recently no um he was in the Ana Nicole TV movie he was in
• 44:46
  a film called Hansel and grle get baked [ __ ] hell yeah have not heard
• 44:53
  of any of these oh he was in Epic Mickey
• 44:57
  2 right the video game the game uhhuh oh here you go in 2012 he starred in the
• 45:04
  story of Luke huh he starred as Uncle Paul Luke do you have an Uncle Paul no
• 45:11
  okay better watch see who your Uncle Paul and is yeah I'm not very close to
• 45:15
  my family so that came out the same year as the ooie loves in the big balloon
• 45:20
  Adventure um and the Wonder Woman TV movie so H he's working hard if you've
• 45:26
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• 45:30
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• 45:46
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• 45:51
  actually unlocked my iTunes account so I can do that well do it do it oh I don't
• 45:56
  know I have to in I still too lazy to do that listeners
• 46:00
  don't be alike Luke just you need to make up for his shortcomings and give us
• 46:05
  lots of five star Jesus the listeners have to make up for Luke's shortcomings
• 46:11
  yeah it's gonna sorry listeners that's it's a big ask
• 46:15
  yeah uh go to multip nasm.com merch and you can check out a bunch of [ __ ] with
• 46:20
  our faces on it um one thing we don't have at multipl nerdgasm tocom merch are
• 46:27
  flamethrowers yet yet do we have hats
• 46:31
  though uh we do have hats yes you can get a hat how about this when we sell
• 46:36
  50,000 multiple Nur gasm hats we'll sell the flamethrower I think we have hats
• 46:42
  now that I'm like if you look on here it's going to say that it's t-shirts but you can get
• 46:47
  most of this stuff on other
• 46:49
  things so uh we do not have hats so well
• 46:55
  chances of selling 50,000 of them are quite slim we did used to have hats so
• 47:00
  I'll look into that well I tell you who did have hats the boring company yes
• 47:06
  which is uh boring as in boring into the ground not boring as in not exciting
• 47:12
  that's Elon musk's company with the funny name that I yeah almost certain
• 47:16
  was a a little joke name that he gave it I'm sure he had a right chuckle to
• 47:21
  himself um yeah elong was sitting uh sitting in traffic one day and decid
• 47:27
  uh what the [ __ ] I'm smart enough to not have to sit in traffic so he decided to
• 47:32
  build tunnels under La yeah and you will enter a tunnel in your car and then it
• 47:39
  will take you on a lift down like like
• 47:42
  way down on the ground yeah 31 levels of Highway and then you'll be put on a
• 47:48
  little train thing I think I don't think you even drive down there in in the plan
• 47:52
  it's a brilliant idea just make it happen Elon musk's plan is that no one drives anything
• 47:57
  anywhere yeah get Tesla which drives you there which takes you to the train
• 48:03
  downstairs which you go along yeah he's the laziest man in the
• 48:09
  world but uh yeah they they were selling hats uh and now they announced uh after
• 48:15
  we sell 50,000 hats we'll start selling a flamethrower people were like haha
• 48:19
  very funny they now selling a flamethrower yeah they sold the 50,000
• 48:23
  hats yeah I have to put this out there um Matt can you IL legally own
• 48:27
  flamethrowers over there yes cuz I'm pretty sure you can't in Australia you
• 48:33
  can't and there's a disclaimer of course on the site so I followed this up and I
• 48:36
  went to the uh the boring company website went to uh merch and there it is
• 48:40
  there's the flamethrower it's $500 it's not that much um you do have to pay for
• 48:45
  shipping uh which I don't know how much that is but you also have to pay um
• 48:49
  additional duties and taxes uh uh and permits and Etc if required and you are
• 48:56
  of course not allowed to buy one if you live in a territory that does not allow
• 48:59
  a flamethrower to be privately owned which should be everywhere but isn't
• 49:05
  Buck interesting well you know he didn't move
• 49:10
  to America for nothing no flamethrowers are not even fed F
• 49:17
  federally unregulated and they're not even considered a firearm yeah yeah I
• 49:22
  love that in the comments someone said I can't believe it's legal to sell these
• 49:25
  and then someone said just so you know using one would violate the Geneva
• 49:29
  Convention and then someone else said well that would be a concern if I'd ever
• 49:32
  signed the Geneva Convention oh
• 49:36
  [ __ ] you are so burned um they also recommend you buy
• 49:42
  the $30 fire extinguisher um and they go ahead and say that um you can get a fire
• 49:48
  extinguisher for less than $30 but I won't have the boring company logo on it
• 49:51
  and match your flamethrower so you should go ahead and buy this one Matt
• 49:56
  you need to get one I could you can and you have to I think that should be like a tier on
• 50:02
  patreon yep like if we get C next time I come over to see you Matt I want to be
• 50:08
  playing with your flamethrower Zing the boring company flamethrower and
• 50:13
  then underneath it the boring company fire extinguisher this is great this is
• 50:19
  like something out of a cartoon isn't it it's like Acy fire extinguisher in the I
• 50:24
  love it because it's got the bullet points under the flamethrower fire
• 50:26
  extinguisher sold separately for exorbitant amounts of money and then if
• 50:30
  you scroll down it's got the boring company fire extinguisher buy an
• 50:33
  overpriced boring company fire extinguisher you can definitely buy one
• 50:37
  elsewhere but this one comes with a sticker and the button is conveniently right
• 50:42
  above it's funny what is it the thing that I don't know how flamethrower Works
• 50:47
  no that's the fuel on top of the flamethrower I guess right and then I
• 50:51
  [ __ ] want this I'd say so get it it looks like a super soer
• 50:57
  yeah know it looks like a gun from Mass Effect it looks like a mass effect gun really want
• 51:03
  one 500 bucks mate it's not that much it's not that bad I was expecting I tell
• 51:08
  you I've I've I've bought [ __ ] way more extravagant things that have had
• 51:13
  less use than this
• 51:18
  flamethrower I better ask Jennifer Jenna will be like Matt can you light the fire
• 51:24
  [ __ ] yeah or more to the point she'd be like Matt I'm going to light a fire and
• 51:27
  you're like stand back I'll do it I got it lighting the fire is my job
• 51:32
  forever actually having you look at the photo of I don't think it's a
• 51:37
  flamethrower it's not a super crazy flamethrower so there a sliding scale is
• 51:43
  only about as big as the gun I'm looking at a video here and you could still do
• 51:48
  quite a bit of damage with this thing yeah but don't what I'm saying is it's
• 51:52
  not like the flamethrower I had in my head that's the one that used in narm
• 51:55
  that just s shot oh yeah or like the when the till from Ramstein uses his
• 52:01
  flamethrower on stage and it like [ __ ] shoots up into the sky yeah
• 52:06
  looks like it flame goes little bit longer than what the gun actually is
• 52:11
  which you could use it like your fire fireplace mhm maybe it's adjustable
• 52:17
  that's true yeah but then if it was adjustable wouldn't they have used the
• 52:21
  maximum length for the video I feel they would have maybe but it is a ver video
• 52:27
  though so they maybe they didn't have the space turned on to
• 52:33
  side yeah did you guys ever use
• 52:38
  Momo no of course no never of course I
• 52:43
  didn't I did briefly like I set it up and then there was like literally
• 52:48
  nothing to do so I stopped playing social thing yeah but it's like a weird
• 52:54
  social thing where I I just didn't I didn't understand the point of it well
• 52:58
  anyway they're shutting it down no big loss you actually paid for
• 53:03
  for if you paid actual money for things in it I'm very sorry for you I've never
• 53:08
  ever owned a Nintendo
• 53:12
  anything really yeah huh I've owned Lots
• 53:17
  I know I'm sure I own Lots currently I think I mean I was a Sega
• 53:23
  kid back in the day when there was only two things to choose from
• 53:29
  yeah that's why that's why when it was like Mega Drive and Super Nintendo I was the Mega
• 53:34
  Drive you were the Mega Drive and then by the time uh they just put the
• 53:38
  cartridges in you yep like Jumanji sort of like jamanji and then you would go
• 53:45
  inside the rock imagine that imagine I mean
• 53:51
  listeners if anyone out there is one of these guys that can do the uh deep fakes right
• 53:57
  um I want one where it's it's someone who looks like
• 54:02
  Luke um [ __ ] looks like Luke with the he makes sure of that with a game
• 54:09
  cartridge yeah uh and then he in turn is [ __ ] The
• 54:14
  Rock make it happen Hollywood I wouldn't [ __ ] the rock I would make
• 54:19
  [Laughter]
• 54:25
  love I don't know games yes have you seen the
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  announcement that Xbox have come out about the Xbox game pass um no something
• 54:37
  about exclusives am I getting that right yes okay explain it to me I didn't I saw
• 54:41
  the headline and I was like okay didn't understand so for the game pass you get
• 54:45
  you pay 10 bucks a month and you get a selection of Xbox games about 100 games
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  that you can play whenever you want they rotate the selection but they've
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  announced now that their first party games so forsa um State of
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  Decay um even sea of Thieves they're all going to come out into that game pass
• 55:04
  day one and just always be available oh
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  so for $10 a month you will get all of a
• 55:12
  lot of great games day one so interesting it looks like Microsoft is
• 55:19
  sort of taking the first step to try and go away from more as a games as a
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  service and get away from from physical sales interesting so when does this begin uh
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  it's beginning now so as soon as they first party games come out now go
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  straight on oh okay all right interesting and I think what they're
• 55:40
  planning of if they look at most people will see this and go for $10 a month
• 55:44
  that's worth it right now if you look at that so for Matt that'll be $120 for you
• 55:50
  a year uhhuh two AAA titles for you would be $120
• 55:56
  yeah that's true odds are you wouldn't buy two AAA Microsoft games no I
• 56:03
  generally just buy stuff when it's on sale yeah these days so now they're
• 56:07
  still going to get they're going to get more money out of you for it yeah
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  and that's where I think they're going for so they'll get more money in the
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  long run by doing this and hopefully more people will come onto the service
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  so I think it's a great gamble yeah that's that's pretty cool
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  and they are pissing off a few game stores but yeah see that this thing all
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  of those subscription ones for video games like I do have uh you know I have
• 56:36
  Spotify and I have Netflix uh and I actually have Kindle unlimited as well
• 56:41
  uh although Kindle unlimited I think is a little the same as a game it takes me
• 56:45
  a long time to get through a game like and I
• 56:49
  don't I feel like having 100 games available to me is not something that I
• 56:55
  need to pay before I've got 100 games that I haven't played what have you got
• 57:00
  Matt I bet you've got I don't even play anything in Steam
• 57:04
  anymore like you don't have anything to yeah you don't anymore for actually
• 57:09
  uninstalled all my uh all my steam game so I have more room except for Civ yeah
• 57:15
  that's still on there I'm never going to that I have civ6 on iPad now did you
• 57:18
  know what came out on iPad [ __ ] excellent it's just too jokey for me
• 57:25
  yeah it I get you but it's SI and it's on my iPad so I'm like all right yeah I
• 57:30
  I couldn't like full full game on IPad yeah pretty pretty
• 57:35
  great yeah I try I just try to give it one more go and I just [ __ ] five's
• 57:39
  better so I just go back to that but yeah I guess you luk you're an
• 57:45
  achievement [ __ ] so this kind of service would be great for you um
• 57:50
  actually I haven't signed up to it yet because of the games I have I own like
• 57:56
  90% of them yeah but now with the first party stuff that's where I'll sign up
• 58:02
  because that will save me money right because you buy literally every game
• 58:06
  yeah so they released like three to four first party games a year i' I'm saving
• 58:12
  money straight away right that's cool so yeah I will be signing up
• 58:17
  eventually I've got about five months free sitting there with codes that I haven't
• 58:22
  used yet but oh by the way uh did I did want to bring this up I tried uh some of
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  Conan oh you did I don't know man I was very
• 58:35
  confused and then I and then a thing killed me yeah it's a game you got to commit
• 58:41
  time to yeah you really do yeah cuz I I played it for the free
• 58:45
  weekend uh and got absolutely nowhere like at all I didn't build anything I
• 58:52
  didn't didn't clothe myself with anything I died of thirst and stuff
• 58:56
  ation and violence but I just kept thinking about it afterwards like I just
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  kept just it was in my head it was a little little earwig borrowing its way
• 59:05
  in and so um so I bought it and and really committed to it and kind of like
• 59:12
  the more I committed to it the more I enjoyed it yeah okay see it's not a game
• 59:17
  you can pick up play once every two to three weeks and be fine definitely not
• 59:22
  you wouldn't get anything out of it if you did it like that while it was in
• 59:26
  stalling I I remembered that I had bought Mad Max in a in a sale and I've
• 59:31
  been waiting to play that love that game man I with within the first five minutes
• 59:35
  I was like ah [ __ ] this is
• 59:38
  awesome like it's so on brand Mad Max
• 59:42
  like like have you played it then I I have played it yeah I do have it yeah I
• 59:47
  bought it when really first came out man
• 59:50
  like I was okay yeah it's it's it's it's Mad Max I'm I'm
• 59:56
  I can see myself getting really addicted to it except I do I think it kind of I
• 1:00:02
  played through a little bit of the start and then I'm like oh okay it's kind of
• 1:00:05
  one of those open world Ubisoft kind of games where there's just going to be a
• 1:00:08
  ton of get a bit syy towards the end but the start of it if you but if you just
• 1:00:14
  try and stick to the story yeah and just get through that I think you will enjoy
• 1:00:19
  that more than to get sidetracked by through it yeah yeah I absolutely I
• 1:00:23
  think a lot of the Ubisoft games are like that um they because I really
• 1:00:29
  enjoyed I I really enjoyed wildlands Ghost Recon wildlands for like a day and
• 1:00:34
  then I was like oh just do this forever do I same with Assassin's Creed all that
• 1:00:41
  see I love all those games okay yeah I enoy go get distracted
• 1:00:47
  and do side miss being a pirate couldn't hold my attention for very long in the
• 1:00:54
  one Assassin's Creed game I play yeah you were playing that for a little
• 1:00:57
  bit weren't you very little bit see aren't you happy I told you to
• 1:01:03
  get that one yeah but I see part of me wonders if I had held out and gotten the
• 1:01:09
  Egypt one which is obviously newer and
• 1:01:11
  no no no no no pirates in Egypt you you
• 1:01:16
  got the better one the story in the edct one just confused
• 1:01:23
  me because it started off halfway through the story any of them have The
• 1:01:27
  Rock in them probably not no damn The Scorpion
• 1:01:32
  King oh man yeah bad is that not what you meant I didn't I didn't know that's
• 1:01:39
  actually a reference point out I've been saying for years that the rock is a
• 1:01:43
  great actor he's very good and it's only been for the last year that other people
• 1:01:47
  started to come on board look I I want to see Jumanji and
• 1:01:52
  I've never not enjoyed the rock but I don't know if I'm going to go ahead and
• 1:01:54
  say he's a quote great actor he's he's not bad he's a great actor but I tell
• 1:02:00
  you who he's a better actor than well you know what [ __ ] it I don't know this
• 1:02:04
  either maybe John Cena will prove to us that he's more than just a wrestler as
• 1:02:08
  well but he has just been cast in The Duke Nukem movie and before you freak
• 1:02:12
  out and think that you're actually listening to an episode from about 15
• 1:02:15
  years ago uh no they're doing a Duke
• 1:02:17
  nukan movie this year 2018 Duke n this
• 1:02:23
  can only do badly yeah there's no way this movie can do
• 1:02:29
  good it's just not possible like the game is just the game
• 1:02:35
  is already a joke yeah it's it it certainly it certainly became a joke um
• 1:02:42
  from one of the the kind of the best early firstperson shooters that there was you
• 1:02:48
  know it so well we don't know I guess actually you know what it says no writer
• 1:02:53
  or director has been decided on so we don't even know what the [ __ ] it's going
• 1:02:55
  to be John Cena into Hollywood one day and just announced that he wants to beat
• 1:03:00
  Juke Nukem yeah so who knows I think he would make a good Juke
• 1:03:06
  Nukem looks like looks like Juke Nukem he's a mly guy with short blonde hair so
• 1:03:12
  there's that that's how you cast I mean I suppose it doesn't really matter if he
• 1:03:16
  can act juk Nukem but well you know wrestling's fake anyway so it's all an
• 1:03:20
  act isn't it true I just send both of you guys something on the uh on the
• 1:03:23
  WhatsApp group if you guys want to have a look at that this is something that I
• 1:03:26
  saw in a store over the weekend um I was
• 1:03:30
  in a games store um so the game shop near me is still trying to flog Duke
• 1:03:37
  Nukem Forever balls of steel Edition with the Duke Nukem bust uh it's marked down to
• 1:03:43
  2990 right uh still there they're still hoping that one day someone will pick
• 1:03:49
  this up well part of the reason why I also think this movie was not going to
• 1:03:52
  do well now they're not going to be able to get away with the jokes that would
• 1:03:56
  have worked 20 years ago that would made can't make jokes about anything anymore
• 1:03:59
  they didn't get away with them in Duke nuk forever they're get away with them
• 1:04:02
  in this yeah like you can get away with more in video games and they didn't
• 1:04:07
  friends is on Netflix now and ha's had a couple episodes on while she's been
• 1:04:11
  [ __ ] cooking and [ __ ] right yeah and I just been hearing had on there's
• 1:04:17
  there's no way you would be able to make friends now like friends of all things
• 1:04:24
  would be super controversal now everything's a gay joke
• 1:04:29
  right yeah yeah well you know yeah
• 1:04:34
  because it's funny go a show speaking of
• 1:04:37
  uh things that are funny Dundee the leg son of a legend returns
• 1:04:44
  home uh is not a film no it's not a film
• 1:04:49
  um this was actually uh pointed out by listen to Dary as well uh mhm it's uh
• 1:04:55
  it's a ad campaign for tourism that apparently will be airing during the
• 1:05:00
  Super Bowl yeah so I I get it that the superbow is like
• 1:05:05
  the the big ad day right because it's the most eyeballs on a single channel in
• 1:05:09
  a single time right so everyone and you know it costs you know a fortune to
• 1:05:14
  advertise I've been seeing trailers for the ads that are going to play yeah and
• 1:05:20
  not just this one there's a there's a whole campaign leading up to this
• 1:05:26
  commercial and other commercials have trailers for them it's blowing my mind
• 1:05:32
  hey we I don't think we've talked about this and I just thought of it have you
• 1:05:35
  seen the [ __ ] trailer for altered carbon oh on Netflix yeah yeah Jesus
• 1:05:42
  yeah yeah yep I cannot [ __ ] wait to watch that show I know I know yeah it
• 1:05:49
  looks like looks like Neuromancer it looks like they made a show and they're
• 1:05:52
  like what what would Matt like let's put that in there yeah like let make a list
• 1:05:56
  of stuff Matt likes let's make a show about it like [ __ ] so it's set in the
• 1:06:01
  future presumably this is what I glean from the trailer uh Joel kenan's in it I
• 1:06:06
  like him yo L great hopefully he just says that a lot um and just calls everyone little
• 1:06:12
  man yeah [ __ ] I'm really enjoying the killing actually [ __ ] man I knew you
• 1:06:18
  would yeah I was I watched it when I lived at your
• 1:06:23
  house he's very good it he's so good um
• 1:06:29
  yeah see he got him in it uh it's in the future he you get your Consciousness can
• 1:06:33
  be backed up and then they like bring you back from time to time to do things
• 1:06:38
  he gets brought back by this millionaire billionaire
• 1:06:42
  entrepreneur uh to solve his murder the the presumably from the trailer and uh
• 1:06:48
  and it's set in a futuristic Blade Runner looking world with flying cars
• 1:06:52
  and [ __ ] neon lights everywhere and but it's a series on Netflix guns and
• 1:06:57
  and like themes of all that stuff that I like [ __ ] I
• 1:07:02
  the trailer blows my mind yeah looks great right yeah have you seen it Luke
• 1:07:09
  no I have not watch the trailer the trailer listeners watch seriously watch
• 1:07:13
  the trailer it looks [ __ ] excellent will you at least watch the trailer of for
• 1:07:18
  tin no I'm not watching tint it's just not going to happen just watch the trailer
• 1:07:25
  for Tintin then no I don't care about some
• 1:07:30
  dog Tintin's not a dog he's has a dog
• 1:07:35
  yep is the dog's name Milo in Tintin did I make that up I think you know what I
• 1:07:42
  don't I don't want to I don't want to come down on you for that but I don't I
• 1:07:45
  don't feel like that's no the dog's name is snowy snowy yeah it's fine I think
• 1:07:50
  you're thinking of Milo and Otis Maybe it could be those poor
• 1:07:56
  animals that they just killed to make that movie yeah I know you guys ever heard of
• 1:08:03
  Monique no not until you pasted this uh
• 1:08:06
  this article in I just I this uh this came up in in the news this week There's
• 1:08:13
  a a comedian by the name of Monique apparently she's an Academy Award winner
• 1:08:17
  um okay I'll take your word for that Matt uh and she's calling for a Netflix
• 1:08:23
  boycott for gender bias and bias because she got offered 500 Grand to do a comedy
• 1:08:30
  special except she found out Emy Schumer got offered 11 million and Chris Rock
• 1:08:34
  and Dave Chappelle were offered 20 million so she's pissed off because okay
• 1:08:39
  so I know their names and look I don't want to I don't
• 1:08:45
  want to [ __ ] on this too much but also it's a little weird because it's like
• 1:08:50
  the the Amy Schumer is a white woman but Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle are both
• 1:08:53
  black men so it's kind of like like like it's not really a color thing is it it's
• 1:08:58
  like well it's not a sex thing or a color thing if you just say that you
• 1:09:01
  don't make as much as any of these people because you're not famous and
• 1:09:04
  they are yeah I just well I mean Amy schuma didn't make as much as Chris Rock
• 1:09:09
  and dve Chelle but then also well she's not as famous as them that's the thing
• 1:09:13
  look cuz look there is a big problem um in the world right now of of of paying
• 1:09:19
  equality there there is like If you deny that you're an [ __ ] but yeah yeah
• 1:09:23
  that's not what I'm going for but I am I do think this one's a little I think her
• 1:09:28
  her her feelings on why she's not getting paid as much are a little scared
• 1:09:33
  because here's the thing like if Netflix offered us a 1 hour special the the the
• 1:09:38
  multiple nerdgasm 1 hour special and they said to us we're not going to pay
• 1:09:41
  you in money but what we can do is provide lunch on the day right like we'd
• 1:09:47
  be like that's fine we're not going to go well Dave Chappelle made $20
• 1:09:51
  million where's my $20 million so L Go's all do it for 10 grand and then Dan goes
• 1:09:57
  they're offering us lunch we'll do it we'll do it like y we not going to say no to
• 1:10:03
  anything anywh officers no we will sell out in a second you heard you heard it
• 1:10:08
  here first folks Luke will not say no to anything you offer
• 1:10:13
  him but yeah I just read this and then it says Netflix has yet to comment I'm
• 1:10:17
  like I don't think Netflix is going to say anything about this if Netflix is
• 1:10:19
  smart they won't comment at all it seems like because there's nothing to comment
• 1:10:23
  on this no think yeah because look I mean if you uh if you if you hire in two
• 1:10:29
  employees one male one female and and and pay the the male more just because
• 1:10:33
  he's got a dick then then you're just a jerk there there's literally no
• 1:10:36
  justification for that but if it's a sliding scale um and it's based on what
• 1:10:42
  you think you're going to make back and by the by the examples they give race
• 1:10:48
  and sex have nothing to do with it because some women earn more than other
• 1:10:53
  women and blacks earn more than um it sounds like actually it's uh you
• 1:10:59
  know it's probably many calculated are going to hang out waiting for the
• 1:11:06
  Monique comedy special on Netflix versus Chris Rock Dave Chapelle schuma like
• 1:11:13
  seems fairly obvious don't get me wrong I wouldn't
• 1:11:17
  watch any of those not a one I'm not interested in any of them but I would
• 1:11:23
  like just as much as I wouldn't I don't no no Chris Rock I remember when Chris
• 1:11:30
  Rock's you know his uh what was his comedy special years and years ago that
• 1:11:34
  everyone was everyone loved the Dave Chappelle show no no no h the Chris Rock
• 1:11:39
  one I like I like show and I like Dave Chappelle's stand up I think he's funny
• 1:11:44
  but the Chris Rock one was just never never My Style no neither I didn't I
• 1:11:48
  didn't see it but you do know their names I do that's true I do well they're
• 1:11:54
  very very famous that's why that's why they get paid a lot of money look I'm
• 1:11:59
  sure there's some people out there listening to this right now going yeah
• 1:12:02
  Monique duh but yeah you're right and then I I I mean she did win a an Academy
• 1:12:08
  Award uh for something it doesn't actually let's figure this out Monique
• 1:12:14
  oh her role in the 2009 movie pre precious uh she won an Academy Award
• 1:12:20
  never heard of and then she was nominated doesn't say what [ __ ] award
• 1:12:23
  she W like best actress best reporting actress reporting actress the [ __ ]
• 1:12:27
  people who wrote this article don't even know anything about
• 1:12:31
  her oh she want an Academy Award for something you know what's funny so well
• 1:12:37
  I don't know if this is funny this might just be horribly racist I don't know but
• 1:12:40
  I'm willing to risk it um come on if you Google the phrase Monique Academy Award
• 1:12:46
  right yeah the first thing that comes up is a Hollywood Reporter
• 1:12:50
  article that says um Monique was
• 1:12:54
  blackballed after winning her Oscar now I don't know what that is and it's
• 1:12:58
  probably some bad thing but it sounds like that was like just some kind of
• 1:13:02
  celebratory sex act that she did when she got
• 1:13:07
  home I think it means uh that she she got like banned from films is that what
• 1:13:12
  that means black Bal I I don't know one an Oscar and then got black
• 1:13:19
  Bal rejected someone gets rejected uh typically by means of a secret ballot so
• 1:13:26
  I guess that means for some reason they decided she couldn't be in movies
• 1:13:29
  anymore oh yeah the director came out and said that she was
• 1:13:33
  awful to work with oh there you go and well judging from this what she's doing
• 1:13:38
  right now trying to get people to boycott Netflix sounds like I can
• 1:13:42
  believe that you guys hear about Netflix cuz you're not getting paid enough
• 1:13:46
  that's uh yeah that's yeah that's quite te and I like she's upset because she
• 1:13:52
  they've offered her 500,000 which is more than most people who would be her
• 1:13:56
  fans would make in 10 years you know how long it it take me to earn
• 1:13:59
  $500,000 a [ __ ] long time I I don't know what you guys get paid for your
• 1:14:04
  [ __ ] day jobs but but no it'll take me a long time where she's going to get
• 1:14:07
  it for really what a couple of weeks work yeah and it's like well I mean it's
• 1:14:14
  it's that's that's kind of irrelevant because that's not how that's not how
• 1:14:17
  celebrity fees work right um you know because she's not going to get paid
• 1:14:24
  you're worth and then you don't necessarily work for
• 1:14:27
  a year so yeah or longer did you guys hear about the [ __ ] with uh Mark
• 1:14:33
  wallberg and Michelle Williams for the all the money in the world I did I did
• 1:14:37
  in fact I saw that film today oh is it good yeah it's great I liked it okay a
• 1:14:43
  lot Bry Scott so to go see that the thing that interested me just about that
• 1:14:47
  that situation there was that people made it about um Mark wallberg a man
• 1:14:53
  being paid more than Michelle Williams a woman when actually the situation has no
• 1:14:57
  he has no bearing he doesn't go in negotiate what she's going to make no
• 1:15:01
  but apparently he did in that he he just refused to do the re-shoot unless they
• 1:15:06
  paid him whatever it was $5 million and then she said I'll do it for free
• 1:15:10
  because Kevin space's a [ __ ] yeah correct uh and so from a certain point
• 1:15:15
  of view you know yeah but he is he involved in that negotiation there or
• 1:15:21
  well apparently he was but he it's not like he said I wanted I'm not doing it I
• 1:15:25
  get paid more than she does he just said you want me to work I want to get paid
• 1:15:30
  well here's the thing so there's there's a there's a few factors that are
• 1:15:33
  involved in this right um and the funny thing is I I read I read this article
• 1:15:38
  today that said Mark Walberg got paid 1,000 times more than Michelle Williams
• 1:15:44
  and it's like well hold on hold on it's a gross gross misrepresentation of what
• 1:15:49
  happened and I'm not saying what happened is is is good but it is that's
• 1:15:52
  not what happened look here's the thing they had to do re-shoot right Ridley
• 1:15:58
  paid for them out of his own pocket because he wanted his movie to still
• 1:16:01
  come out and he knew this was the only way okay fair enough Mich he wanted to
• 1:16:05
  remove Kevin said she would wave her fee because she wanted to show her support
• 1:16:11
  of uh the accusers of Kevin spacy that's fair enough that's her prerogative they
• 1:16:17
  wouldn't allow her to do it for free because uh you you still have to make
• 1:16:21
  minimum wage so um she got paid a grand $1,000 but she was only there for a day
• 1:16:26
  because she actually doesn't have many scenes with Christopher Plumber yeah
• 1:16:31
  right uh Mary Mark had eight days worth of shooting with him so I think he
• 1:16:37
  originally asked for $5 million or something he ended up being paid 1
• 1:16:40
  million um right from everything I've read um so a thousand times more than
• 1:16:45
  Michelle Williams but here's the thing we don't know what Michelle Williams was
• 1:16:49
  offered it might have been the same she might have gotten the same million
• 1:16:51
  dollars or it might have been worked out as a day rate yeah I think now does that
• 1:16:55
  make her a better person that she turned it down yeah it kind of does but I don't
• 1:16:59
  know if it qualifies as pay inequality right and then again we're not I'm not
• 1:17:04
  saying pay inequality isn't a thing because it is but I just don't think
• 1:17:07
  this is a very good example of it because it's there's there's way more
• 1:17:11
  factors involved I'll tell you though now that I've seen the movie I went back
• 1:17:16
  and watched the trailer uh and after seeing the original trailer that is and
• 1:17:21
  after seeing Christopher Plumber who did a fantastic job by the way um he's up
• 1:17:25
  for an Academy Award for it isn't he I thought that was really [ __ ]
• 1:17:28
  interesting well for starters I mean he
• 1:17:31
  shot this in two weeks yeah um but like
• 1:17:36
  I can't believe they were going to use uh the [ __ ] his name um Captain
• 1:17:42
  pedophile Kevin Kevin SP yeah um they were gonna use Kevin spacy wearing old
• 1:17:46
  man makeup and a wig like yeah what the
• 1:17:50
  [ __ ] were you thinking Ridley yeah I just thought it was
• 1:17:56
  fascinating that he's up for an Academy Award for a film that he was just almost
• 1:18:00
  not in yeah like and then they had to like add him into it later and he's up
• 1:18:04
  for an Academy W that's that's pretty cool and it's funny because when you
• 1:18:06
  watch the original he must be good he is good he's very very good but to be fair
• 1:18:12
  it's Michelle Williams that carries this movie A she's the she's the lead
• 1:18:16
  character in the film it's about her trying to get her son back from a
• 1:18:21
  kidnapping um but she's not up for any supporting or main role Academy Award
• 1:18:28
  which is kind of probably an oversight but who knows
• 1:18:32
  how the water's up for a bunch of stuff yeah I'm really glad it's up for best
• 1:18:36
  picture and I'm really glad because like they don't usually put fantasy movies up
• 1:18:40
  for the the big one yeah that's I still haven't seen it yet though I'm gonna see
• 1:18:45
  it though you should it's good it still hasn't been released here yeah probably
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  too weird for him a bit no no no it's coming out I was at the cinema today and
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  I saw a coming soon yeah maybe needed those Award nominations in order to get
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  over get oh yeah or you just get stuff late no no some we sometimes we get
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  things early uh when Australia used to get everything of it yeah and now
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  sometimes we get stuff early and it still happens it's [ __ ] [ __ ] move
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  marting they try and maximize it so they'll make the most amount of money
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  yeah that's right well I read a theory that reason behind it all that sometimes
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  they use Australia and a testing ground yeah because they mirror the austral the
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  American Market very well yeah that's right so they can kind of see what it
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  might make in its opening weekend and decide not to put it up against other
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  films yeah I just don't like that you guys get Star Wars first although maybe I don't
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  care anymore but I love that they've made Star Wars that it plays earlier in
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  the day here so that it's screened the same second as it is in Australia even
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  though we're 3 hours behind which makes it better yeah because yeah
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  you don't have to stay up to midnight and then go through to 3:00 in the
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  morning you just although let's be honest guys who's going to go and see
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  The Next Star Wars at midnight for The Last Jedi I was excited Jenna and I were
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  like oh yeah we should go to midnight screening and Ed like you know like we
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  used to do for all the others we did the force awakens as well like yay and then
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  we looked and it's like 600 p.m. because it's already out everywhere else in the
• 1:20:21
  world yeah that's right midnight screening here is 9 like I could have
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  gone to a midnight one but it would not have been the first screening it would
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  have been like the third so yeah I'll just go after work then I guess I know
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  there was something fun about midnight yeah yeah but I if I could go toward 6
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  p.m. I would be going to that Over Midnight no but that's it I know what
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  you mean but it doesn't have the same kind of magic as well for me it does cuz
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  you see it's the first screening that's what you're going for you're not going
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  for the midnight you're going for the first yeah order to see it first you had to like
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  stay up overnight and I remember when we were young midnight scen like all
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  Cinemas didn't do it it was only the big ones in the city so we had to travel an
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  hour by train to the George Street Cinemas I remember I was at the midnight
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  screening of uh Independence Day oh wow
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  yeah and like it was just I was like I'm seeing the movie the second it comes out
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  and also it's past my bedtime like don't like change and they
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  changed what time I watched Star Wars and they changed Star
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  Wars tell you what stay up till midnight put one of the old ones on and just be
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  happy yeah I'm going to go watch The Phantom Menace that's all for this week
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