Glauc Talk: What Does an Apgar Score Actually Measure?

Knock Knock, Hi! with the Glaucomfleckens · Dec 30, 2025 · 43m

This week, Kristin and I answer listener comments about colonoscopy prep, including a truly cursed diet of mashed white vegetables and learn about Cologuard, the screening test where you… mail your poop. Through the actual mail. To a stranger.

We also dive into the ongoing household war known as “Kristin Won’t Stop Sleeping in Her Contacts,” which leads to a horrifying discussion about wrinkly eyeballs, saggy conjunctiva, and what happens when an eyelash embeds itself in your eyelid gland and starts scraping your cornea. Delightful.

Then we get to my new favorite segment: diagnosing cartoon…