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EP 161 Hoe Hoe Hoe · Kennel Talk Podcast

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  What's up, What's up? Welcome to another episode of
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  Kennel Talk podcast, Your boy cadet, the Bowlegged Assassin.
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  And your boy DJ, Kid G What's happening?
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  What's going on world? How y'all living, man?
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  How? How is everything?
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  We still surviving? We still surviving Barely.
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  Hey, barely. Just want to say Merry Christmas
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  to everybody. By the time this come out, it's
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  going to be Christmas Day. That's how I'm going to schedule
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  it. Happy New Year.
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  All that good shit. You feel me?
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  I need y'all to stop being pregnant in 2026.
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  That's what I need from y'all to OfferUp.
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  That ain't going, that ain't going to happen, man, as long as
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  there's Coochie out there. Man, listen, we going to go down
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  that list too of what the fuck *** need to leave in 2025
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  because I'm over that shit though.
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  But first and foremost, man, what's good, my brother?
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  Still a man maintaining another day, another dollar.
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  Some some, some say, some would say not a dollar a dime, but it
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  is what it is. Shit.
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  I was in the city the other night. *** you probably the only
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  homeboy I've seen. They fuck around and got drunk
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  at your crib. That's what we do, man.
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  You feel? Oh shit, I know.
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  You trying to slide the Atlanta for the b-day?
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  I gotta make that shit happen man.
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  But boy, the way life been kicking my ass like Mike Tyson
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  in the first round. Nick, I can't wait the fuck out
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  of here man. This shit don't make no sense to
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  like have a good title or a good career and like you feel like
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  you broke as crazy as fuck dog. Bro, but it ain't, it ain't only
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  you. It's a it's a lot of people,
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  bro. It's crazy dog crazy going out.
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  Like I'm already. Explanations.
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  I'm already thinking of the next hustle dog like low key 'cause I
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  still got some like military what's they call like GI Bill
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  and they'll pay for pretty much anything.
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  I was thinking about fucking getting my license and
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  electrician electricity or some bullshit like that.
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  Bro some like. You can.
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  You can never go wrong with something that you could do on
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  the side. Facts dog 'cause once it's all
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  said and done, shit even if it even if I don't retire yet.
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  Like I feel like I need multiple streams of income bro I'm.
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  Especially the way things are going right now.
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  Bro shit, crazy out man. But I hope everybody good out
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  there man. You know, all bullshit aside,
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  you know this year has been a little crazy.
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  I hope everybody's mental is doing good.
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  Hope the finances are getting better.
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  I know December is a you know, the most probably the most
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  expensive month of the year. Everybody said they're going to
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  cancel Christmas but *** are still buying shit though.
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  Hang on, cap. I fucking hate December bro.
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  I hate Christmas. Not that probably my least, but
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  aside from Valentine's Day, probably my my second least
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  favorite holiday. But.
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  Yeah, Valentine's Day is definitely not going.
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  I don't fuck with that shit. But now it's my daughter's
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  birthday so it's like fuck, gotta fuck with it now.
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  My my fault, JD. That fuck that *** man.
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  It's my birth. It's my daughter's birthday now.
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  It ain't his shit no more. Hi, Jack.
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  You feel me? You know, the other day I was
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  talking to you and and and something came across someone's
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  Snapchat and you ever had a moments where you look back at a
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  situation and then you flashback to the future you like boy, I
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  called it great audible and dumping that bitch.
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  I foresaw. I saw what it could have been
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  and I was not ready for that shit man.
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  Oh shout out to all the women that that continue to work out
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  man. I, I, I love and support y'all.
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  You know, we, we appreciate y'all.
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  Yeah, sometimes you can look at a situation and be like 10 years
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  later, be like, thank God, bro, they took me out of that city.
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  Bro, no regrets on this side man.
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  I'm cool. And I was thinking about this
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  the other day, man with wifey bro, like even when we was just
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  dating, like we always used to go to the gym, like looking back
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  like working out together and shit.
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  And I ain't OK. That's very important dog,
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  because I'm trying to be 4050 sixty, still trying to look
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  good, man. Not just for, you know, myself,
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  but for my spouse, bro. Like, why the fuck not?
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  It's not even yeah, it's good if if that's what you want to take
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  it as. But for me being in health field
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  personally, bro, these fragile and and and frail, you know, old
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  folks that don't really have muscle mass, It's crazy to me
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  because you can see the same person that actually enjoys
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  going to the gym or enjoy working out and they're the same
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  age. And you could tell the
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  difference between someone that has a little bit muscle mass
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  that does right, Bro, they're moving.
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  No Walker, no nothing. They're moving.
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  Versus someone that don't go to the.
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  Gym All their life they just been, you know, doing whatever.
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  You ever seen somebody run that's never ran in their life
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  bro? That shit is so embarrassing
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  bro. It I think it's worse when it's
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  a man like girls like I you never rang, never I or whatever,
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  but like you was a grown man that you never did no type of
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  athletic shit in your life bro. SA is a man Listen.
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  Hey go sit your ass down when you pee bro.
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  That's how I feel bro. What the fuck?
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  Yeah, bro, that's crazy. That shit is that shit is
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  horrible. Nah.
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  So like before when I just came back from Florida or whatever
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  and like a couple of days after I landed like me and wife and we
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  went, you know, running and shit like that.
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  And we'll you know, her, her mother-in-law or her
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  mother-in-law, My mother-in-law lives in a good neighborhood.
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  So we was running this shit. We seen like an old white couple
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  or whatever. And it was like, you know, you
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  know, do a little head nod high or whatever.
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  And it was like, yeah, we used to run.
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  I'm like, man, that's OK, as long as you still moving.
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  I'm talking about like they 80 something looking bro.
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  They still moving. I love that shit man.
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  That's that's the main thing bro keep moving.
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  Like that's why a lot of people fuck up when they retire and
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  they just sit at home and then boom a year or two later they
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  did bro. That saying that you don't use
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  it, you lose it. It's so true.
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  Hell yeah, that's why I Jack off a lot.
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  Well, I mean that too, you know what I'm saying?
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  You got it. You got, you got.
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  To do it. Hey man, she's not here, man.
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  I got to do what I got to do, bro.
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  Fuck you. Got to keep that muscle strong
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  man. Shit, that's it.
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  It's a muscle, too. Hell yeah, man.
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  Speaking of that shit, we had like a hey, I ain't gonna cat
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  bro. Nah, that's a later thing, but I
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  can get back to it, man. We had like a like a little
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  giddy at at my wife's people crib or whatever, you know, her
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  cousins and her best friend was there and shit like that.
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  It was pretty cool. But at one point, you know, ***
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  got a little frisky, me and wifey.
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  So we ducked off and shit, ducked off in the room and then
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  her cousin shout out to noon. Sorry, sorry, you're going to
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  have to hear this. But I guess she was trying to
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  like hide the gifts. Like, you know, I was doing like
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  a friend's Miss exchange gifts and shit.
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  She was trying to come to the room to like drop off the gifts
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  and like we had a lot to do and shit, you feel me?
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  Like, and we was going to wrap it up and I was just like, man,
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  fuck that. Oh, hey, man, no, hey, give us
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  give us like 10 minutes, bro. Hey, talk about a quickie, ***
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  Shit, I ain't gonna lie. There's an excitement and
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  possibly getting caught bro like it.
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  Is it is it's like a little kid almost like you know, you know,
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  you're not supposed to be doing it, but you doing it.
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  Yeah, man, she was good. It was fun.
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  But you know, the ultimate cock block is my oldest daughter at
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  this point. She, I think she just has a
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  Spidey sense. Oh, they're doing some adult
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  shit. No, no, no, no, no, Daddy.
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  And I'm going to stop. I ain't going to lie.
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  She called me. Yeah, it's going to stop, bro.
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  Right. That's probably the only person
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  that's going to keep me from keeping keeping it going to help
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  Mama anyway man. What's new with you man?
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  How's life bro? Ain't that man I just took this
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  exam last two weeks ago and waiting on the really on the
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  results now. Hopefully that that goes
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  through. Once it goes through, then I can
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  start looking up at facilities that I can convert and start
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  working on my second project of life.
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  Get that money, man, Get that money.
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  Get that money. That's it.
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  Shit I'm just waiting January 16th man that's the magic day
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  when I when I see the list of possible locations from you go
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  to after Canada man. Fingers crossed.
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  They got like 4 prime locations in Florida right now and they go
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  Orlando, Fort Lauderdale in like 2 spots in Miami.
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  I wouldn't mind bro, that should be clutch as fuck but.
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  As long as you make it back to Florida, you'll be all right.
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  Yeah, honestly, if I make it back stateside, bro, then I'll
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  feel like, yeah, maybe six months into being back, like
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  I'll feel better about my finances again, bro.
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  Like, and then on top of that, bro, quick, quick side side
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  quest, dawg. I get a fucking letter at my
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  mother's crib. My brother, he he hits me up.
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  He's like, hey, you got a letter from the other?
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  You want me to open? I'm like, cool, opens it up.
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  How the fuck the government going to say, Oh yeah, we
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  overpaid you so yeah, we going to take we going to take that
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  back in the next two checks, bitch.
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  What the fuck? You mean you overpaid me *** No.
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  Not no $40.50 bro, 900 something dollars in total bro and I'm
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  trying to say like where the fuck was this money?
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  When I looked at my check *** I was still depressed looking at
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  that bitch. So right, where did this extra
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  money go it? Must have been through the
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  lockout. Man, it was like.
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  Possibly they do know the the math correctly.
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  That's the only way it's coming out.
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  This year has been just fucking chaos, man.
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  I'm just over that shit. But that's life man.
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  You just got to keep pushing bro.
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  Tis the time to be depressed. I'm trying to fight the man I
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  ain't holding. All right, so let's just jump
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  straight into it, man. Shout out to everybody.
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  I got engaged this past week. You know, it's, it's been a
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  beautiful thing, very beautiful. But side note, what's worse,
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  seeing your old shit have a baby or get engaged?
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  What's that hurt? Well, one, well, one hurts
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  because I think, I think seeing her engaged because that's,
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  that's a formal like, all right, that's a goodbye.
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  Yeah. Her having a baby is kind of
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  like it's. It's not a goodbye out of
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  Commission for a little bit out of order.
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  It's. Not a goodbye.
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  Oh shit, yo, I had a little. Obstacle.
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  I'll see you later. That's it.
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  Yeah, that's a fact though, man. That's a fact though.
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  Hell no 'cause I was thinking about this shit, man.
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  Like, you know when you see like.
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  OK, so a girl that I used to date, she got engaged man, and
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  she definitely deserves it. I can't, I'm not going to sit
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  here and say like every girl I used to mess with was like piece
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  of shit. It's a lot of girls I used to
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  mess with. I'm just like, you know, I hope
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  they do well and like once again, applause to her man.
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  Looks like a great relationship and I wish them nothing but the
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  best. But, and I think I agree with
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  you bro. I agree 'cause I feel like
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  engaged or married is just like yeah, that shit did.
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  It's over. I think I think both men and
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  women can agree to that. Like can you see your little
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  shit that you used to have fling with or y'all used to be on mess
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  around and you know y'all had y'all insurance and outs.
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  Every now and then y'all take a break, but once that
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  motherfucker pops up, I'm engaged.
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  You look at that picture, I'm like, fuck.
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  Yeah, I I ain't saying I felt like that about this particular
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  girl. I was just like, it just popped
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  the topic in my head, guys. So please do not try to attack
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  me, Wifey, if you listen to this, none of that.
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  Yeah. No, no.
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  This is all part conversation. Yeah, man, it's just topics.
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  But yeah, bro, it's like, I don't know, I think, I think, I
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  wonder how many people will follow my wife when she popped
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  out engaged and shit like that, 'cause I don't think women go
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  ahead. I don't think, I don't think, I
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  don't think men unfollow women. I think women unfollow men.
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  You think so? If.
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  That makes any sense, Yeah. OK, so how many times have you
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  gotten on a girl's profile right back in the day or whatever, and
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  you seem like, OK, she looked good or whatever, and then you
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  see a *** and then you're like, ah.
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  What do you even follow? I don't follow at all, OK.
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  Right when you see the *** But I don't think girls do that.
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  I think girls bro, they got a weird infatuation with like ***
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  in a situation like they kind of like watch everything that they
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  do and like kind of live a fantasy through them I feel
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  like. So I don't feel like girls
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  unfollow more than a *** would. I don't, I, I wouldn't say we
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  don't follow. I just say we look at it and
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  we're like, yeah, I don't care to look at their profile.
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  Even if the little circle comes up.
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  It's kind of like next where a woman would be more.
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  Invested. Oh yeah.
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  You know, let me look at his life, let me see what he's
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  doing, what I've got going on. All his baby turn 2 they wearing
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  masks and clothes. You a bitch, you know what I'm
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  saying? Like is is.
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  That yeah you ever wonder who shares your pictures bro?
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  Like man who the fuck shared my shit bro?
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  What y'all talking about? What y'all sharing it for you
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  feel bro? You know, it's been a while
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  since I even put up some pictures, but.
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  That shit once in the blue. I would wonder if if people
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  would share my shit. I don't give a fuck.
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  If you I'm doing something right only time I care is like OK.
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  If I post my family it's like OK what the fuck y'all talking
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  about? I hope it's good things but you
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  never know what people man. I ain't gonna lobby wanting to
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  get rid of social media. I'll be so over that shit bro.
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  I'll be so done with it, man. The thing with me is I've
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  learned to use social media for what it is.
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  Bro you can't tell me the last time I even posted a actual
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  picture. Like all I do is post memes and.
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  Videos, yeah. I use it for what it is and I
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  feel like you give too much people access into your life
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  when you start posting everything the.
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  Highlights, I don't, I don't even no more.
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  I don't necessarily care for the highlights.
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  When people put that shit, it's like, right, you're, you're
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  basically reposting what you put in your story, right?
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  So now you're getting these random people just watching
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  your, your existence, right? As opposed to like you got 24
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  hours of seeing what the fuck I was doing and that's it.
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  You feel me? If I if I randomly posted 2
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  years from now. I think I literally got like
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  maybe 2-2 highlight videos and they were from like five years
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  ago. I ain't even got nothing like me
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  recently posting the I ain't gonna lie, I just felt like I
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  looked too good not to post this shit.
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  And then my wife was on my ass like 'cause she'd be like,
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  you'll never post pictures that I'll take.
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  I'll be like, man, I don't even be pressed, bro.
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  Like I'm not like a social media person like that and I'm not a
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  content person. You know what I'm saying?
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  Like outside of the podcast is probably the only reason I still
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  keep the the social media shit going.
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  You feel me? Like when we do drop, it's like
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  I got this side. I got the podcast page just.
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  Don't don't even be on it like that, like I I don't use it for
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  for what people may. Use it for for.
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  Themselves I just feel like it's just for me.
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  It's just not my thing no more. I don't care if to give people
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  access. A long time ago I'd be on 8
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  different vacations, be showing *** where I'm at and.
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  So I might go out and never even post Bro like for real for real.
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  Yeah bro. So I now I just travel silently
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  my my pictures, my videos say to myself every once in a blue
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  moon. Maybe after the the vacation is
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  over with I might post a little selfie.
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  I mean close friends I'll be, I'll be posting shit in there,
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  but my close friend is not my girl so it'll be like I'll be
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  having to edit this shit. Sometimes I might post some
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  sexual shit 'cause like wifey's cousins and shit so I got to
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  take them out from posting some wild shit.
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  But then most of the time it'd be like the babies and shit like
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  that. Like I'm on, I'm on that mode
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  right now. I'm posting the babies in the
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  CFS because sometimes, bro, I just don't.
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  I don't care to, to post all like I don't, you know what I
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  mean? Like I'm, I'm be.
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  Straight to post. I don't care to be in people's
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  pictures like that bro. You could take videos, you could
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  do all that, but not everything has to be shared in my opinion.
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  Like there's some things like. I I I some weird shit that
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  people read like they will, I ain't going to bring that shit
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  up, but there's AI can't bring it up without being a Dick head
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  because I know her people, But we just going to digress.
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  It's some stuff that people repost, like anniversary of
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  things that shouldn't be an anniversary.
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  Let's just say that like bro, you know what I'm saying, Like
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  some weird, some shit just don't need to be reposted.
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  Bro I don't understand. I solemnly feel like some people
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  abuse the fact of posting, like you know I'm not going to tell
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  somebody how to post and what the post, but right when I go to
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  your your your your your green circle.
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  I want to see your fucking kids, hey?
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  Fuck you *** I'm sorry. That's why ain't no *** in my
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  see you. When I post a green, when I see
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  a green little guy I expect some nasty shit.
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  Are you talking? About yeah, you know, and that's
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  why I got to keep it spicy every night.
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  And then I'll randomly like post some throwback shit of me
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  tagging the shit out of wifey or whatever.
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  My mother be posting that kids like I love the kids.
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  Don't get me wrong, I love them. I you know what I'm saying.
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  But you know, if if you're gonna type that every single time,
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  you're just posting your niece and your nephews.
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  Or the memes. Why do people post the memes in
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  the CF? Well, I know why they do that.
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  No now when you're taking shots or when you out in the.
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  Club No, when you post I said memes. *** fuck all that other
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  shit, what I'm saying? And memes.
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  Too. What about the memes?
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  I know why they do that. It's because they're probably
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  corporate. They probably have people that
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  they follow that they're probably talking some shit about
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  the job or somebody, somebody at the job and they wanted their
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  close friends to hee hee ha ha with.
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  I get it. I I get it.
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  It's it's it if you and if you read it 9 times out of 10, it's
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  something that's like laughable, but like damn, you know, you
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  probably wouldn't post that shit or it's probably something that
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  you would send to your home girls and and y'all would laugh
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  it up, but it's not something that you would post.
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  Yeah, you know what I mean. You, you know, you know the one
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  thing I appreciate, man, I got a shot.
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  Everybody else, like when I randomly end up in someone's
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  close friends, I just like, oh, me.
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  Oh, thank you so much. Especially if it's some ass
• 18:26
  shaking going on in that motherfucker too.
• 18:27
  I yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out to you, man.
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  I made. The.
• 18:32
  List yeah for sure bro. Hell yeah hell yeah.
• 18:35
  Now that'd be a good time man. The ones that be getting lit
• 18:38
  yeah. Shout out to y'all man.
• 18:39
  It's all the people from South Florida that really be having a
• 18:42
  good CFS in my shit that I see. To all the you know not not to
• 18:48
  be on the subject. I don't think I'm any *** close
• 18:50
  friends now that I think about it, but I don't even think ***
• 18:53
  Just don't post anything. See.
• 18:54
  That's what I'm saying. *** don't really have close friends
• 18:56
  like that, you know, they posting like that.
• 18:59
  I don't. I don't care.
• 18:59
  Bro the shit I post I can't I can't have *** in my close
• 19:03
  friend. I'm posting my wife you feel me?
• 19:05
  So I just this is not going to happen but.
• 19:09
  If I'm at the strip club, I'm probably going to post in my in
• 19:11
  my close friends, you know what I'm saying?
• 19:13
  Because I don't want y'all to see the same ass that I'm seeing
• 19:15
  that right now. It's crazy.
• 19:16
  Oh yeah, we did go to the strip club.
• 19:20
  Going back to the engaged people, for the ones that are
• 19:22
  newly engaged. Congratulations.
• 19:26
  Congratulations first, but as I'm trying to find a good way to
• 19:30
  say this, if you're broke and you're trying to do away
• 19:35
  because. Wait, say it again.
• 19:37
  Say it again. You kind of cut out, you say, if
• 19:38
  you're broke. And you're trying to do a a
• 19:41
  wedding? Yeah, just go to the courthouse.
• 19:44
  It's so shit. That you just don't force
• 19:46
  because to the to you, it may seem like, oh, it's cute.
• 19:50
  We we just want our close friends and family to look at.
• 19:53
  But bro, I went to a wedding this past weekend bro.
• 19:57
  It was at a. University.
• 20:00
  It was at a university on the side of the university.
• 20:04
  At AT and they had like a patch, a patch man made beach, so to
• 20:10
  speak, outlook in a lake. And you know they they serve
• 20:15
  mimosas as you're walking in the grass towards the deceased in
• 20:19
  the hot ass fucking sun. And I'm saying to myself.
• 20:23
  Oh man. I don't care how much you're in
• 20:25
  love, this is embarrassing. No, listen, as a man, you got.
• 20:28
  You got a. Game going on on the side of the
• 20:30
  field you know and and and and again you know hey they got a
• 20:36
  saying and they got a saying in Creole yeah, I agree and that
• 20:43
  basically mean go go where your hands can go.
• 20:45
  I agree. And I guess some sometimes, you
• 20:48
  know, if your hands can go at a patch, at a patch of green on
• 20:51
  the side, don't, don't go that way.
• 20:53
  Just go to the courthouse. It's OK to say we ain't gonna do
• 20:56
  a wedding. It's alright.
• 20:57
  I ain't gonna lie. We, we did our wedding ceremony.
• 21:00
  Our wedding was like, it had to be maybe close to 50, maybe 4550
• 21:04
  K wedding. But it was a great time.
• 21:08
  You know, I'm saying but oh, OK damn, I'm tripping.
• 21:11
  Shout out to 'cause I this is the first episode we've done
• 21:14
  since I went to a wedding. Shout out to the newlyweds,
• 21:17
  James Lee and Kara. Their wedding was a good ass
• 21:23
  time, bro. Like South Florida wedding
• 21:26
  through and through. You know, I love when I'm at a
• 21:29
  wedding and I can feel the love. Like Buddy was like the way he
• 21:33
  was looking at her. He was just like in awe of her,
• 21:35
  bro. Like that shit, that type of
• 21:36
  shit is beautiful. He ain't cry though.
• 21:38
  I ain't gonna lie. I ain't never seen.
• 21:39
  I ain't gonna say anything, but he ain't cry.
• 21:41
  But I still felt the love, you know what I mean?
• 21:43
  Like she was. That was a great time though,
• 21:46
  when a child. Not not all *** cry though.
• 21:49
  I see. I cried.
• 21:51
  I boohoo cried. I thought I was good up until I
• 21:52
  see Yeah, I remember. Yeah boy, I was done out of the
• 21:56
  that damn shot fucked me up. Reciprocity.
• 21:59
  That *** can say that word now, bro Fucked up.
• 22:07
  I know somebody got that recording, man.
• 22:08
  But anyway, yeah, man, people ain't always got to do the big
• 22:13
  extravagant shit, man. Sometimes, OK, just to say like,
• 22:15
  I'm married, you know, because the wedding is not the goal at
• 22:19
  the end of the day. Like for me and wifey, we wanted
• 22:21
  to celebrate with our loved ones, have a good time.
• 22:23
  Everybody know if it's me and her throwing some shit, it's
• 22:26
  going to be a vibe next when you're drunk even, you know what
• 22:28
  I'm saying? So it's just like we had to go.
• 22:30
  We have to. But we chose to go all out.
• 22:32
  Bro and it's crazy because I have a manager that used to that
• 22:37
  was cool whatever and he threw this nice lavish ring was her
• 22:42
  ring was like 3 bands. He threw this nice lavish
• 22:45
  wedding and this *** told me straight up after divorce.
• 22:50
  He said I knew I was making a mistake after all everything was
• 22:54
  done and said and it was the honeymoon.
• 22:55
  I ain't want to be married to the bitch.
• 22:57
  No damn. Got divorced to that one.
• 23:00
  Two years later got got engaged again.
• 23:04
  I don't know why the fuck he did this shit.
• 23:06
  Got engaged again to another woman and I was a DJ to both so
• 23:10
  I saw the best man. I saw everything and it.
• 23:12
  Was cool. Hey, nice to see you again.
• 23:14
  I saw you last time. Hell no, but.
• 23:19
  Is it goes to show you that sometimes *** don't see the
• 23:22
  embarrassment like. Hey, God forbid, God forbid me
• 23:28
  and her don't work out once again.
• 23:29
  God forbid. Ain't no way I'm getting married
• 23:32
  again. Boy, it's a wrap.
• 23:34
  No, no, no. Now, I don't get me wrong, I get
• 23:38
  it when life takes its course and you had a beautiful
• 23:46
  marriage. Yeah, you had a beautiful
• 23:48
  marriage. And as a man, you know your wife
• 23:52
  is not in the picture anymore. Oh yeah, that's different.
• 23:54
  For whatever circumstances you yarn for another wife, I get
• 23:59
  that. I get it completely.
• 24:01
  IA 100% would not yearn for another wife.
• 24:03
  I don't care what's going on if she's no longer listen.
• 24:06
  Let me tell you something about me.
• 24:07
  Let me tell you something about me.
• 24:10
  When I say some shit, I mean that shit, these motherfuckers
• 24:13
  at work, they was at work trying to talk to me and and this other
• 24:17
  dude, they're like, why don't y'all just stay?
• 24:19
  I'm like listening. Y'all don't know me too well.
• 24:22
  Like once I say I'm doing something, ain't nothing going
• 24:24
  to change my mind. God could come down right now
• 24:26
  and be like, hey, you should do two more years in Canada.
• 24:28
  Ain't going to happen Dad, ain't going to happen.
• 24:30
  Father, I'm sorry, it ain't going to happen, but it.
• 24:33
  Was crazy. Everybody that I've talked to
• 24:35
  that's married, except for like maybe one or two couples, I'd
• 24:39
  say 80% of the people that are married that I've spoken to, the
• 24:43
  men, all the men, and then like maybe a few like women, they
• 24:48
  look at me. They say yeah, take your time
• 24:51
  brother. Oh God, take your time.
• 24:56
  But you know, it's like everything.
• 24:58
  You don't know what you don't know until you get you.
• 25:00
  Don't know what you don't know? Yeah.
• 25:01
  Bro, 'cause it's like you think, you feel like you got everything
• 25:04
  covered and then boom, this is a curveball you never heard of.
• 25:06
  Nobody ever brought this up to you.
• 25:08
  You have no experience in it, and it's like you're learning on
• 25:11
  the fly at the end of the day. Yeah, go ahead.
• 25:14
  You can't escape the woman, bro. Like like you mad, you upset
• 25:17
  you, you want to, you want to kill the bitch.
• 25:19
  You got to stay right there. Women don't respect money.
• 25:22
  I repeat, women do not respect money, OK?
• 25:25
  At all. Fuck like it's it's it's hard
• 25:32
  and they and one guy told me he's he said it's usually right
• 25:35
  around anywhere between five to seven-year where you and your
• 25:39
  wife have the worst patch of your marriage.
• 25:43
  And I'm not wishing this upon anybody.
• 25:45
  This is what he says because he's a count.
• 25:47
  He's a counselor too. But yeah, that's, that's, you
• 25:51
  know, he just basically says that's, that's probably that
• 25:53
  patch where you, you hit that, that, that hill and, and you,
• 25:57
  you just get to a point where you're like, man, you know, I
• 26:02
  don't know if I could do this anymore.
• 26:05
  I don't know if I can go through it with, with this woman
• 26:10
  anymore. You hit challenges, you hit
• 26:12
  obstacles that you probably would have never seen or been
• 26:18
  through before. And it's it's just that timing
• 26:24
  that that, that, that five to seven-year mark is going to
• 26:27
  challenge. It's going to, it's going to,
• 26:29
  it's going to challenge you. Experience is everything because
• 26:31
  it's like even even think about a car, right?
• 26:34
  So thinking back to decisions I made when I was younger with
• 26:37
  with vehicles like had I know what I know now like when I had
• 26:41
  my little 04 rodeo but I missed that motherfucker.
• 26:43
  So it was such a good call. But it started giving electrical
• 26:46
  issues. Had I know what I know now.
• 26:48
  They got to just pay that stack and fix that bitch.
• 26:51
  Everything that followed was such a headache and such
• 26:53
  bullshit. Bro, just be patient with things
• 26:57
  man. But hey, you got to go through
• 26:58
  lessons. That's the thing.
• 26:59
  It's like you got to go through what you got to go through and
• 27:05
  it is what it is. Like sometimes you can't buy
• 27:08
  your way out. And if it's really that bad,
• 27:12
  it's cheaper to keep her. But sometimes this may not be
• 27:14
  cheaper to keep her. Sometimes you may, you may need
• 27:17
  to leave her for it to be cheaper for you.
• 27:20
  You know what I'm saying? Most guys just don't like
• 27:24
  getting married because you know you, you come in with your shit,
• 27:28
  you. *** *** that don't want to get married is just, I think
• 27:32
  it's coming from like a selfish place bro to be honest because
• 27:35
  marriage and being a family person, like you cannot be
• 27:38
  selfish in those two things at all bro.
• 27:40
  Yeah. And there's nothing, there's
• 27:41
  nothing wrong with it, you know, live your truth.
• 27:44
  Yeah but also too some men are scared bro.
• 27:47
  I was listening to a guy that told me, not told me, but told
• 27:50
  he was he was like in a podcast, I forget which, whose podcast it
• 27:54
  was. And he was sitting down.
• 27:55
  He was he was saying that I will never get married.
• 27:58
  And the women, the women and men was like, why?
• 28:00
  Why? What's challenging?
• 28:01
  He goes, think about it. You are telling this person, no
• 28:05
  matter what, I'm going to come in and I'm going to love you.
• 28:09
  And that person's telling you they're going to come and
• 28:11
  they're going to now. Why don't?
• 28:14
  You fight everything they can, and when you love somebody, you
• 28:16
  love somebody dearly, right? And when they decide that this
• 28:20
  shit is over with, they leave that same person that was in
• 28:25
  your ear telling you that I love you to send the third.
• 28:27
  They leave and he goes, well, that's, you know, they, they all
• 28:31
  sell them. Well, that's, that's a part of,
• 28:33
  you know, going into it. You don't know, but you love him
• 28:35
  to a point where you're willing to take that chance.
• 28:39
  And he goes, he stops, he goes, that, that is why that is why
• 28:44
  I'm not going into it because I refuse to take that chance in
• 28:48
  life. He goes, it's, it's a business
• 28:51
  at the end of the day, you know what I'm saying?
• 28:53
  And I'm and I'm telling you myself that I don't want to take
• 28:56
  that chance of in life and I can't understand that. *** man.
• 28:59
  I get it. I ain't gonna hold you.
• 29:01
  Like there's certain chances in life.
• 29:03
  There's certain things in life you just don't want to take a
• 29:05
  chance on. And and you playing it
• 29:07
  conservative. You're playing chance.
• 29:08
  Cool. No problem if love and and and
• 29:11
  or not love. But marriage is something that
• 29:13
  you don't want to take a chance on because you got so much to
• 29:16
  lose as a man or a woman, then I think that's a fair right to
• 29:21
  have. I, I don't, I personally don't
• 29:23
  think everybody was meant to be married. 100% be together.
• 29:27
  Not at all. Living under common law.
• 29:29
  I don't think, I don't think everybody's meant to be alone,
• 29:31
  but I don't know, that's a that's a topic for a different
• 29:34
  day, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:36
  Pushing the loan agenda is wild as hell to me, but it is what it
• 29:39
  is. Fuck you laughing at, *** See,
• 29:44
  you make shit hot when you laugh like that, right?
• 29:48
  So Miss Tippy has set this topic.
• 29:52
  She, she sent it to me and it was basically, it's a good thing
• 29:54
  to talk about whatever. Basically the statement was
• 29:57
  situation ships last longer than most relationships, but end more
• 30:00
  painfully. Fact or fiction?
• 30:04
  Fact. Fact.
• 30:06
  Fuck *** I will say. But it end more painfully, more
• 30:09
  so for the woman than it does for the man.
• 30:12
  And here's why I say that You. Just gotta keep it pushing.
• 30:14
  You gotta keep it pushing. You got to keep it pushing.
• 30:17
  That's the hard part. Yeah.
• 30:19
  And, and, and, and sometimes you're in a situationship and
• 30:23
  you don't, you don't really think or really think about the
• 30:28
  end. All good things will come to an
• 30:30
  end, right? You don't really think about it,
• 30:35
  not not being there anymore. You just your girls, girls
• 30:38
  getting their feelings real quick, man, I just right but
• 30:40
  once ride that shit out until she wake up and be like, yeah,
• 30:44
  I'm good. I don't want to do this anymore.
• 30:46
  Yeah, or the *** move on and give another bitch a ring.
• 30:50
  This thing hey man, that shit, that shit happens, but it.
• 30:57
  Does it does? I give you a prime example of
• 30:59
  situationship. You know the the girl formerly
• 31:01
  known as Kryptonite. She lasted through at least two
• 31:08
  or three relationships like she was still around and I'm I'm
• 31:14
  another girl and another girl and she's still the go to, you
• 31:18
  know, until I got the wifey and that was there.
• 31:20
  You feel me? But but I think situation ships
• 31:25
  do last longer man. Like honestly speaking bro, that
• 31:27
  person knows you to a certain extent.
• 31:32
  But does it hurt more for me? No, because as an Aquarius bro,
• 31:37
  I'll never show you how I really truly feel bro.
• 31:39
  Especially if I know you're looking for that emotion to come
• 31:41
  out. I'll never let you know, but one
• 31:43
  one thing I can also say right digressing is like with those
• 31:47
  situation shifts, man, it's so much easier to fuck me than it
• 31:54
  is to date me. Let's just say that.
• 31:56
  And I think that's a that's a reason why situation shifts can
• 31:59
  last longer with a lot of people 'cause you're not expecting too
• 32:02
  much out of the person. You feel me like we're here for
• 32:05
  a good time. We know when we link up.
• 32:07
  You finna get the shit fucked out of you.
• 32:09
  I'm finna get that good nut, you feel me?
• 32:11
  And then you go back to dating whoever and I go back to doing
• 32:14
  what I was doing. You feel me like that's cool,
• 32:17
  But like if I'm on the on the level of like we're trying to
• 32:19
  date is, it's a lot more that comes with that.
• 32:22
  Like I'm expecting more out of you as a woman, you know, I'm
• 32:25
  expecting you to be be better than what you are.
• 32:27
  You feel me like it's just how it is like, because at the end
• 32:30
  of the day, if I'm dating you like I'm I'm seeing something
• 32:32
  with you, right? I'm not just trying to waste my
• 32:34
  time. So why the fuck would you know?
• 32:36
  Like that's just how it is. But I guess I can't say that for
• 32:39
  everybody. Something is just date date.
• 32:42
  Yeah, I mean, some *** I I I'll be I'll be one right there with
• 32:46
  you is a point in my life where I was a serial dater.
• 32:49
  But you know what it was It it it it's because the two things
• 32:54
  that play a role. One, I just love seeing
• 32:57
  different people. At one point it was like
• 32:59
  cereals, like, you know, you ever went to cereal you.
• 33:03
  Go with the food analogy ass *** man you.
• 33:05
  Know it's it's it's it's it was just it it felt good to go out
• 33:10
  and to just be around people and a different people at that
• 33:14
  point. I I ain't really had to do
• 33:15
  nothing. I probably ain't never seen a
• 33:17
  future with you, but it was more so like, damn, this was really
• 33:22
  good. I'll talk to you later.
• 33:24
  You might have liked some, and this person you like something
• 33:26
  different than another person you know.
• 33:28
  Yeah, yeah. It wasn't like I wasn't dating
• 33:31
  for, you know, why is it? What would they say?
• 33:34
  Dating for a purpose? My purpose in life was just to
• 33:36
  get to know another person. It didn't have we, we had to
• 33:39
  take it nowhere. You know, it was fun, cool, but
• 33:42
  that shit is expensive, so I stopped.
• 33:45
  Bro, you know I could count on one hand how many girls that I
• 33:48
  used to like I used to fuck and like after I bust my nut I could
• 33:51
  still have a conversation with them like I I cared.
• 33:54
  There's only but so many bro bro 'cause after you get it's a.
• 33:57
  Lot of annoying bitches out there, bro.
• 33:59
  It's a lot of annoying bitches out there bro like for real?
• 34:03
  For me I just hate that cuddle shit man like.
• 34:06
  You was cuddling just. No, I'm, I hate it.
• 34:09
  But I, you know, like they want to, that's what they want.
• 34:11
  That, that's that, you know, emotional part of some women.
• 34:14
  They after you bust a nut, they bust a nut.
• 34:17
  Now you got to go and kind of spoon her a little bit.
• 34:20
  Yeah. Digging digging booty type shit.
• 34:22
  But that always be the case. Records This one girl, I was
• 34:25
  actually interested in her, but like she thought I was a foot
• 34:28
  *** I mean, I probably would at the time, I don't know, but like
• 34:32
  I always say, like I'm a fuck *** but I'm I was a lover boy
• 34:34
  first, So it's always in me, you know, I'm saying, but I just
• 34:37
  found out like I got fucked *** Dick.
• 34:38
  So then it just changed a few things, right, But I'm still a
• 34:41
  lover boy at heart. So I remember I used to try to
• 34:44
  get her. I used to be like, hey, man,
• 34:46
  let's go, let's let me go get you something to eat.
• 34:47
  Let's you know, she'd be like, no, I'm straight dip out on my
• 34:51
  way, No cuddling away, nothing like she can't got her got her
• 34:54
  Dick and got the fuck on. But like the one person I wanted
• 34:58
  to stick around was the person that never stuck around and then
• 35:01
  the girls. I was just like, all right, so
• 35:04
  when you get when you when you head home, a motherfucker want
• 35:06
  to stretch out and lay butt naked bitch, get the fuck on,
• 35:09
  bro. I'm over it, I'm over it.
• 35:11
  But you know, that's that's just life.
• 35:14
  That's that's the the experiences that we go through.
• 35:17
  So we're going to go on this real quick, right.
• 35:19
  I ain't even trying to make a long episode, man.
• 35:22
  So for 2025, what's something you feel like people should
• 35:26
  leave behind in 2025? 2025 What should somebody, what
• 35:34
  should people leave? Besides Trump.
• 35:37
  I wish we could leave Trump. Behind I never really gave it a
• 35:39
  thought, you know, 'cause I, I haven't seen anything that, that
• 35:45
  that quote, UN quote has been trending.
• 35:48
  I'll tell you what the fuck one is.
• 35:49
  It's been go ahead. Fucking annoying my spirit.
• 35:53
  These motherfucking AI videos of people.
• 35:55
  OK, yes. AI videos, AI pictures, like we
• 35:58
  know what you look like in person, goddamnit. *** Like it's
• 36:02
  one thing when you post some shit, when people post shit for
• 36:05
  fun it's cool. But like people are posting this
• 36:07
  shit to their profiles as if it's them and people are in the
• 36:09
  comments like Oh my God you look so good and they fucking double
• 36:12
  tap into shit like. Really.
• 36:15
  You know as you know, it's not them.
• 36:17
  Come on man, AI is fucking annoying the hell out of me but
• 36:19
  I hate that shit bro. It's a Wendy's today and AI was
• 36:23
  trying to take my order and fucked it all up.
• 36:25
  Facts. Yeah, right.
• 36:26
  I've been seeing that. Where did I go?
• 36:28
  Yeah. You know, I don't eat.
• 36:29
  I don't eat, you know, junk food like that.
• 36:31
  Today was my first time in like, what, maybe 2 years?
• 36:34
  Yeah. Of of of going out to Wendy's
• 36:37
  or. I think it was Wendy's.
• 36:38
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I I had that same
• 36:40
  experience, but I think it was a Wendy's when.
• 36:43
  I was, I was shocked, *** the, the, the fucking AI systems
• 36:46
  taking all their order fucked it all up.
• 36:48
  I had to go up to the lady and say, hey, man, that's not what I
• 36:50
  asked for, you know, and she fixed it.
• 36:53
  But still, it's like, come on now.
• 36:56
  Taking away a few jobs. I've seen some shit about it
• 36:59
  said I don't understand it but I, I guess I had to read into it
• 37:04
  more but it said something about AI to keep to sustain AI
• 37:08
  technology. They use more water to sustain
• 37:11
  that then water companies may watch some shit like that but
• 37:15
  I'm just like what are we doing exactly bro?
• 37:17
  Do we not watch Terminator? Like what the fuck is going on?
• 37:20
  I'm hearing that people be talking to ChatGPT like it's a
• 37:22
  therapist and shit. It got people committing suicide
• 37:25
  'cause they asked and ChatGPT. What I should I do?
• 37:27
  That motherfucker saying yeah, kill yourself or go kill this?
• 37:30
  Person. Yeah, bro.
• 37:31
  And people are fucking listening, dog.
• 37:33
  The world is cooked. The world is cooked, bro.
• 37:37
  But and then the craziest part is, is like, I don't know how
• 37:42
  they're going to change the system of kids now, because the
• 37:48
  AI system for kids, like like back in the day, you had to do
• 37:52
  effort to teach, you know, have it on your arm type shit, but
• 37:56
  you had to study some shit. And when you even know some
• 37:58
  shit, you had to go back to the arm.
• 38:00
  These *** don't got to study at all.
• 38:02
  Bro you have meta glasses unless teachers start banning meta
• 38:05
  glasses. *** that's like the ultimate cheat code right now.
• 38:07
  *** like you don't have to know nothing.
• 38:10
  I was just bullshit. One day I was just like, hey
• 38:12
  meta, how much is 50 times whatever?
• 38:14
  And it was like, I'm like, there's low keyword in a fucking
• 38:18
  classroom bro, if people ain't paying attention.
• 38:21
  There was this Indian guy in India, of course he got away
• 38:27
  with with working at a hospital as a surgeon and there was a
• 38:32
  surgery that somebody needed and he went on YouTube, some AI
• 38:39
  YouTube type shit to do the surgery and nick the wrong vein
• 38:43
  and they bled, they bled out type shit and died.
• 38:47
  Well well I'm like bro that's the type of shit that scared me
• 38:53
  because AI can go so far but like *** need to really know
• 38:57
  what the fuck they doing. *** need to use AI for for, you
• 39:01
  know, regular bullshit, bro. Like AI gave me a little workout
• 39:04
  plan the other day. You feel like shit like that?
• 39:06
  *** be trying to. I don't know, bro, People are
• 39:09
  fucking weird. People are weak minded, too weak
• 39:11
  minded for AI, I'll tell you that much.
• 39:14
  But yeah, 2025 we should leave Trump in 2025 we should leave.
• 39:18
  Bro. What's up with this one bitch?
• 39:20
  What's her name? The *** that got shot in the
• 39:23
  next wife, whatever her fucking name is.
• 39:25
  Oh oh fuck, I forgot her name but I know exactly who you're
• 39:32
  talking about. Yeah, I don't care enough to.
• 39:33
  They did. They were.
• 39:34
  They were on the news just recently because Nicki Minaj
• 39:37
  decides that she wants to go on her on some rant.
• 39:40
  I don't know how to fucking fuck.
• 39:41
  Help her out. But yeah, so she's in in
• 39:45
  agreeance with her since. She's a whole cool bro.
• 39:47
  That crack. That crack no fucked her ass up
• 39:49
  boy, but the crazy? Part is her husband was talking
• 39:52
  shit about her about her music and how it shouldn't be allowed
• 39:56
  in the black in the black community.
• 39:57
  Really. Yeah, they pull it up.
• 40:00
  They put it up on Shame Room just recently and said it was
• 40:04
  like yeah recent video showed how like he was talking about
• 40:07
  how like the Wop song, how Nicki Minaj shouldn't be the main
• 40:11
  source for black people and ooty Ooty Oop and here she is.
• 40:15
  Fucking going off and and you know, God knows why, but it is
• 40:20
  what it is. I can't remember the name, but
• 40:24
  do you watch the Boys on prime? You ever watch that show?
• 40:28
  So I think you're the one that won't.
• 40:29
  That was telling me about it. I haven't started yet.
• 40:31
  There's a couple shows to watch. I don't know the.
• 40:33
  Fucking dude, I heard. It's good.
• 40:36
  The Boys is real good, but The boys, like the way she's moving
• 40:40
  right now is basically like you're watching an episode of
• 40:42
  The Boys. Like her ass coming out to
• 40:45
  pyrotechnics on stage and shit, throwing out hats.
• 40:48
  Like listen, let me tell you something.
• 40:51
  This is a message directly to my wife.
• 40:53
  God forbid I die, *** You better not be on no motherfucking stage
• 40:57
  throwing out merchandise to these people, bro.
• 40:59
  I'm finna haunt your motherfucking dreams every
• 41:01
  night, bitch. You need to be distraught bro.
• 41:04
  This bitch was on a world tour as soon as the *** died bro.
• 41:07
  Crazy making money bro. And she walked like a *** She
• 41:12
  walked like she was pegging that *** bro.
• 41:13
  She walked. She got a disgusting walk a lot.
• 41:16
  She walked like a *** And then flirting, flirting with JD Vance
• 41:19
  on the stage, bro holding his head.
• 41:22
  Bro, this shit is just. It almost made me feel like she
• 41:25
  was a part of his killing. Yeah, for sure.
• 41:27
  Somebody sat her down and was like, yo, this is what you?
• 41:29
  Gained from for sure. That's what it feels like, but
• 41:31
  because like nobody nobody heard of her.
• 41:33
  I've never seen her before that I ain't really care for some
• 41:35
  people no way. But like, boom, he dies and now
• 41:38
  you're in the spotlight. Old.
• 41:39
  Company overnight. And she's moving like a puppet.
• 41:43
  She's moving like a straight puppet doing everything they
• 41:45
  want her to do. And I think that's what the
• 41:47
  issue they were saying. Like he was starting to call out
• 41:49
  the Epstein files and all, you know, the, the, the, what are
• 41:53
  they called conspiracy theories and shit.
• 41:54
  Ain't no telling what the fuck is going on.
• 41:56
  But I do know that America is cooked right now.
• 41:59
  That's a hard down fact on every level.
• 42:03
  And we still got three more years of this *** boy.
• 42:06
  Fuck, fuck yeah *** put in his name on buildings that.
• 42:13
  Yo, this shit don't even seem real, bro.
• 42:16
  This shit don't seem real at all.
• 42:17
  Like this is what we doing anyway.
• 42:25
  Yo. So this is what I realized too,
• 42:27
  right when I was in. Hold on.
• 42:29
  Hey Alexa, turn timer off. Damn.
• 42:33
  I told you I was cooking, bro. There's one thing I realized
• 42:36
  when I was in South Florida, bro.
• 42:38
  Like I realized this before too, bro.
• 42:40
  Does it feel like every time you go out you spend an at minimum
• 42:43
  fucking $200 bro Like it feels? Like as soon as you go off.
• 42:49
  Oh. Fucking expensive dog like.
• 42:53
  That's why I work 7 days so you won't find me.
• 42:55
  Bro like. You can't even call me and be
• 42:59
  like yo look no I I need a week in advance bro.
• 43:03
  This shit crazy dog like I had went to Orlando, I went to a
• 43:08
  podcast, a stir to pot. Yeah, hey, man.
• 43:18
  So the thing about it, right, I, I, I'm going off topic a little
• 43:21
  bit. Hopefully I remember what the
• 43:22
  fuck I was saying about having a podcast.
• 43:26
  And then you go on another podcast, it's kind of like
• 43:29
  having a toddler and then you, you see your toddler around
• 43:31
  other toddlers and you're like, you know, she's not that bad.
• 43:36
  You know, like when you see the chaos of another situation, you
• 43:41
  know, shout out to them. But it was just I, I, I just
• 43:44
  can't operate with like it was, you know, like not, not the most
• 43:47
  organized, you know, they were freestyling like we freestyled
• 43:50
  before. But for me, I always have some
• 43:53
  topics ready just in case there's like gaps of, you know,
• 43:58
  Dead Space. Dead Space where there's nothing
• 44:01
  being talked about. You got this topic, you boom and
• 44:03
  stir some shit up, but shot them regardless.
• 44:06
  Man, I appreciate them, you know, having me on or whatever.
• 44:09
  Why the fuck did I bring that up?
• 44:11
  What was that saying? Oh yeah.
• 44:13
  So after I left there, I see my cousin, right?
• 44:17
  And he's like, yo, let's go to the club.
• 44:19
  No, absolutely not. Fuck no, *** I'm going home, ***
• 44:26
  bro. Girls have more fun, bro.
• 44:28
  Like there's a lot of girls that blow.
• 44:31
  Well actually no girls that go to the club, they ain't really
• 44:32
  spending money for the most part because they go to a bunch of
• 44:34
  *** that's blowing money for them, right?
• 44:37
  But the other girls, the ones that go out the country like the
• 44:40
  Liz's and shit like that, like I need more than that in our
• 44:43
  friends circle bro. Like the friends miss the they
• 44:46
  bro. The friends miss shit I did with
• 44:48
  my wife like they had. They invited me into the shit I
• 44:51
  had to buy pajamas and all this shit.
• 44:53
  It was a great fucking time, bro.
• 44:55
  Like I had a great time doing that shit.
• 44:57
  I was making the drinks, the cocktails and shit.
• 44:59
  Everybody was cooking. That shit was a vibe.
• 45:02
  You think we spent $1000 on a fucking bottle?
• 45:05
  Nope. Bro.
• 45:07
  You're spending 60. Bro, if we even if we spent more
• 45:10
  than 100, a $150.00 for the food, we ate good, for the food,
• 45:14
  the drinks, *** it'd be great. It probably the liquor was
• 45:17
  probably more than anything. But like, *** you're at home,
• 45:21
  you're safe, you're eating good, you're drinking good, you're
• 45:24
  laughing. You feel me?
• 45:26
  I ain't got to worry about no motherfucker stepping on
• 45:28
  somebody's shoes. And I didn't want to shoot up
• 45:29
  the club. Like outside is just too fucking
• 45:33
  expensive, bro. Restaurants want to charge?
• 45:35
  What's that? There's a restaurant in Miami I
• 45:37
  can't remember them *** charge like $55 for like lamb chops
• 45:40
  with no sides. That's.
• 45:44
  The food is bomb though, but I just can't remember the name of
• 45:46
  that. Shit bro, it's it's like when
• 45:48
  *** go out and they order a hookah and the hookah $60.00
• 45:52
  bro. Bro the same place I'm talking
• 45:54
  about, that's how I feel too right?
• 45:56
  I can't remember is it Valkyrie? Some shit I don't remember the
• 46:00
  name. I had one of my cousin but like
• 46:02
  I feel like you can't try to charge upscale prices for your
• 46:06
  food if you have hookah on menus.
• 46:08
  Once you once you have hookahs bitch.
• 46:12
  No I need these prices go down at least $15.00 so like.
• 46:15
  There was there was a there was an actor that went on TV.
• 46:18
  He said he ain't never know what bottle service was VIP was until
• 46:24
  he went out with his *** Yeah. And he went out and, you know,
• 46:29
  he said if someone said bottle services, so they went out, they
• 46:32
  got bottle services and, you know, enjoying themselves and
• 46:35
  they leaving and he gets the bill and the bills like 12 or 6
• 46:40
  grand or something like that. And he said, excuse me.
• 46:43
  He said, yeah. He said I never knew that
• 46:45
  renting out a table and getting some expensive. 3:00 to 4:00.
• 46:49
  Expensive bottles would cost this much, He and he said, you
• 46:53
  know, bottle services is a way to keep the.
• 46:55
  Black Do you not remember Vegas? Do you remember Vegas?
• 46:58
  That shit was ridiculous, *** it was ridiculous. *** but how much
• 47:03
  was that shit? That shit was like, what?
• 47:05
  Like 12/12/13 with ease. It was up there, bro, It was up
• 47:10
  there. Looking Oh my God, I'm getting
• 47:12
  mad right now. I was like, what?
• 47:14
  I was like 1213 grand. Why did we do that bro?
• 47:18
  What bro? Imagine 1213 Grand in Colombia,
• 47:22
  the original place where we was. Supposed you remember my
• 47:24
  birthday in Colombia? When we had that big ass yeah
• 47:27
  yeah yeah yeah. *** was getting tattoos after B&B and shit bro,
• 47:30
  like I already said this right? I'm I'm just putting it out
• 47:35
  there like this upcoming birthday, I ain't got no choice.
• 47:38
  I'm out the country. But after this birthday, I'm not
• 47:40
  spending birthdays stateside, bro.
• 47:42
  Like I'm not trying to go to the club if it's not out the
• 47:44
  country. No, that's the only time I I, I
• 47:47
  particularly want to go to the club as if it's out the country,
• 47:49
  bro. If you see me in the club talk
• 47:51
  shit under my in my DNS bro. Like I'm not trying to go to the
• 47:54
  club no fucking more at all. Like at all.
• 47:57
  For the past, for the past five to probably maybe 7 years,
• 48:02
  that's all I've been doing for my birthday.
• 48:03
  It's going out of the country. Yeah, yeah, man.
• 48:05
  It's a better experience, man. Better.
• 48:07
  Food. I don't remember the last time I
• 48:09
  went to American Club and had my birthday that that had to been
• 48:13
  like the last one was New York City.
• 48:16
  I went to New York City to celebrate my birthday on the
• 48:18
  table or whatnot. It's not fun in the.
• 48:20
  City and that shit was I was regretted it.
• 48:22
  It's not fun no more though. Like, you know, like *** is
• 48:25
  boycotting, targeting shit. *** need to boycott these fucking.
• 48:27
  That's overcharging, bro. Atlanta, they said.
• 48:31
  It's probably the worst. I ain't gonna lie you if the
• 48:34
  Atlanta trip happens, but I'm not trying to really go to the
• 48:36
  club though. Like I might slide to the strip
• 48:38
  club. You feel me, bro?
• 48:39
  Gotta show it a little bit They. Got Now here's the different
• 48:41
  food, bro. Atlanta got lounges.
• 48:44
  Yeah, they got clubs, but they got lounges too.
• 48:48
  Honestly I'll fuck with a lounge over a club though.
• 48:50
  I'll. Fuck with a lounge.
• 48:51
  I've been like, you don't pay for tables, they don't
• 48:54
  overpriced. You eat it, you get food.
• 48:55
  There's a vibe. It's a vibe.
• 48:58
  You get to listen. You get to listen to music and
• 49:00
  survive. Shout out to Blue Lagoon, bro.
• 49:03
  Jamaican Little spot, got food, hookah, drinks, everything.
• 49:07
  And you not going to pay? I mean, I, I ended up picking up
• 49:10
  the tab for like maybe 5 or 6 people.
• 49:12
  It was like 300 bucks. Yeah, yeah, I was.
• 49:15
  OK with it. Well.
• 49:17
  You are with eight *** and you spending 300 by yourself, split
• 49:20
  amongst *** That's when it's kind of old day, yeah.
• 49:22
  Yeah, yeah, I know. I got experience with that one
• 49:27
  shot of my cousin Casa, Yeah. That's OD bro.
• 49:31
  That's OD Yeah, hopefully I made that Atlanta shit work, man.
• 49:35
  I I hit these people up, bro, after after I got that little
• 49:38
  letter about them *** trying to hit my check for foe hunting.
• 49:41
  I hit up my soup like, hey, man, go ahead and put my name on the
• 49:44
  overtime list until the middle of January.
• 49:46
  I don't you hear me? My my days off too, bro.
• 49:48
  And honestly, them *** don't they don't put me to work.
• 49:50
  They don't put me to work. I think my only date without
• 49:53
  overtime is today. I literally took for the, for
• 49:57
  the month of December, I said I'm, I'm going to take a pay
• 49:59
  cut. I'm going to take less patience.
• 50:01
  And I, although I still work like four or five, maybe even
• 50:04
  six days a week, it's nowhere near like working at six AM,
• 50:09
  7:00 AM and coming back home at 9:00 PM.
• 50:12
  Now my days start at like 3 and I come back home at like 5-6,
• 50:17
  maybe even 7-8 at the latest. Because bro, sometimes you just
• 50:22
  need a break. But I need, I need the *** to
• 50:23
  put me back on and give me all my shit.
• 50:25
  I'm looking at the paychecks like this ain't, this ain't
• 50:27
  where I used to be at. So you know I'm just what it is
• 50:32
  though and. You know, coming back, I already
• 50:33
  told a wife like I'm just trying to lock in, like, you know,
• 50:36
  don't don't take nothing personal because if I'm tired, I
• 50:38
  ain't trying to be on the phone. You feel me?
• 50:40
  But yeah, I got to suck it up too, because the baby be one
• 50:43
  man. Yo, my daughter, man, God damn.
• 50:45
  You want to know a motherfucking how to guilt trippy bro?
• 50:50
  She Facetimed her yesterday, right?
• 50:52
  Like and she got on the FaceTime.
• 50:54
  She's like, daddy, you leave me, you leave, I said fuck.
• 50:59
  I said daddy be. Back, Daddy, be back, baby.
• 51:01
  I ain't leave you too long. I'll be right back.
• 51:04
  You know they still in Florida. I'm in Canada, freezing my
• 51:06
  motherfucking nuts off and shit. They got landed.
• 51:09
  I came last Thursday, right? I got off the plane, got home,
• 51:14
  parked my car on the street. I had some foam pilots on
• 51:18
  because I knew I was going to be in the snow, truck my ass
• 51:20
  through the snow just to change my clothes and fucking shovel
• 51:23
  for like 2 1/2 hours bro. And it only took 2 1/2 hours
• 51:27
  because my fingers kept fucking freezing bro.
• 51:29
  Like I had to jump in the car, warm them hoes up, then go back
• 51:32
  out and shoveled. All this shit is fucking ghetto
• 51:34
  bro. I do not miss that shit worth of
• 51:37
  nothing bro. You don't miss that cold weather
• 51:40
  bro. What this shit say?
• 51:41
  Oh my God. OK, can you see this?
• 51:43
  What the temperature say right there?
• 51:45
  -15 fuck no -15 fuck no. Hey these motherfuckers that
• 51:53
  workout the audacity be like hey new friend you for to stay
• 51:56
  another two years up. Fuck no *** Hell no, bro man
• 52:02
  bro. Ain't gonna happen.
• 52:03
  There's there's certain type of cold.
• 52:05
  I'm not going to your city. I'm not going to your state.
• 52:08
  I think I could handle anything after this though I don't think
• 52:10
  I could go anywhere else that could be what is worse as this
• 52:12
  shit bro. Like honestly speaking, I'll be
• 52:14
  straight anywhere I have to. Yeah, but I mean it go it gets
• 52:19
  you're right, Canada is probably the worst because y'all just up
• 52:23
  there, but it does get cold. But like right now we're going
• 52:25
  to a cold front. All the states, all the states
• 52:28
  pretty much up here besides us. Did you get this cough?
• 52:31
  Did you get this cough that everybody did you get a cough?
• 52:35
  So I didn't get a yes. So it's supposedly a new strand
• 52:42
  of COVID where that is going around and it's it's flu like.
• 52:47
  So you get a cough, but following a cough is running
• 52:50
  nose. And after the running nose, you
• 52:54
  can get a headache, maybe a loss of taste here and there.
• 52:58
  But it's not isn't it's just a new strand.
• 53:00
  So it can cause you to be vomit, dehydrated.
• 53:04
  Some people can get in and don't even know that they got it.
• 53:06
  That's. How the Bidens, Bidens got sick
• 53:08
  out that crib, bro, Once they get sick, bro, they like patient
• 53:11
  zero. Everybody can get sick in the
• 53:12
  house. They was doing the vomiting.
• 53:13
  Me personally, bro, to this day I'm still like a random little
• 53:17
  cough. But yeah, *** that whole time,
• 53:20
  after like maybe four days that I was in Florida, I caught the
• 53:23
  cough, *** I was coughing. Like fucking waking up about my
• 53:27
  sleep. Coughing, *** But nobody aches.
• 53:29
  None of that shit. Just straight coughing.
• 53:31
  Listen, I walked into the nursing home the other day.
• 53:33
  They were saying, hey, man, we got some COVID cases.
• 53:36
  I said, let me know which ones. And I'm not going to go see that
• 53:41
  I'm good. I don't feel like getting sick,
• 53:42
  bro, Yeah, bro. And it's like people walk around
• 53:45
  with masks on again. And yeah.
• 53:48
  Sanitize their hands. I was like, oh shit, it's that
• 53:50
  season so *** got to walk around with masks on because these old
• 53:54
  folks are like little babies, bro.
• 53:56
  They don't cover their mouths. They.
• 53:58
  Bro. You know, spitting the napkins
• 54:01
  been touching you. I'm like God damn bro.
• 54:04
  Well anyway, man, life, life is life and bro shout out to Ray
• 54:11
  man we we we officially made him Goddaddy remember I had that
• 54:14
  conversation with your ass. That's all topic.
• 54:19
  But yeah, he's he's Goddaddy, man.
• 54:21
  He was, he was excited, man. He was honored and shit.
• 54:23
  It was cool, bro. He had came over friends with
• 54:25
  shit. Yeah, we had that *** Well, he
• 54:27
  came over there a little drunk. We got him drunker.
• 54:33
  But what's up? Yeah man, outside of that man.
• 54:38
  Merry Christmas once again people.
• 54:40
  Hope y'all get some Dick and some pussy today.
• 54:43
  Just make sure you pull out, man.
• 54:45
  This is the season to keep it in, yeah.
• 54:46
  These kids are expensive. These kids are very expensive.
• 54:49
  I don't know how people end up with like 5-6 bro y'all y'all
• 54:52
  bro *** I make good money and I'm not going for a third.
• 54:57
  How y'all *** be broke as shit and y'all got about 456 Like how
• 55:02
  the fuck is y'all doing it? Bro, Well, well, first a moment.
• 55:06
  See, we all know their own government assistant.
• 55:08
  I'm just going to be honest with you.
• 55:10
  You can't you there's no way. Like I was talking to one of my
• 55:13
  home girls and they would talk about how like they could
• 55:17
  potentially take away your your food assistance if you have, if
• 55:21
  you have like plastic surgery and whole word.
• 55:24
  Because she got, no, I ain't mad at that, but she got.
• 55:29
  Five kids, she, she, she's like, oh, they might take my food
• 55:33
  stamps because I get food stamps from, from for the kids or
• 55:36
  whatever the kids maybe and. That's not that's not a bad idea
• 55:40
  though. Bitch, you got money for plastic
• 55:42
  surgery. Bitch, you don't need these food
• 55:43
  stamps, right? Right, so she was freaking out.
• 55:47
  I was like, there's no way that they can do that for first of
• 55:50
  all, cursing most you already got it done.
• 55:52
  It's you grandfathered in everybody else moving forward,
• 55:55
  they're going to have a nice little sheet for them.
• 55:57
  Tell them, hey, if you do get government assist, you must sign
• 55:59
  here saying that you do get it and so forth and so on.
• 56:01
  But she was saying how like they going to come back for her.
• 56:03
  I was like, they can't do that Hipolof.
• 56:06
  They can't. They can't.
• 56:07
  They can't. Tell the government discriminate
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  because of this. Yeah.
• 56:11
  Yeah, because, you know, you know, oh shit.
• 56:13
  Motherfucker got breast implants because of cancer, right?
• 56:17
  There's so many reasons, Yeah. Exactly.
• 56:19
  So I'm like, yo, they're not going back and coming to get you
• 56:21
  bro Like relax. Anyway, man, hey, so this is
• 56:27
  what I need everybody to do 2026 slap a races a day.
• 56:30
  Keeps the doctor away. All right.
• 56:32
  Don't forget Cadet the Bowlegged Assassin told y'all to do that
• 56:35
  shit anyway man. It's your boy Cadet the
• 56:38
  Bowlegged assassin. Hey, your boy DJ, Kid G.
• 56:42
  Hey man, I'll make sure y'all keep listening.
• 56:43
  Keep sharing man. Put your motherfucking people on
• 56:46
  bro. Don't be sharing this.
• 56:47
  Don't don't don't be holding the treasure to yourself man.
• 56:49
  Share so we can be fruitful. We need some money.