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Episode 223 - From TGIF to Saturday Morning TNBC · My Third Place Pod

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  Yo hit pause on marble rivals, blow the dust off that cartridge
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  and smash start on a 16 bit time warp.
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  We're totally reporting back to the golden age of CRT glow
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  spiral bound cheat codes and an all night Mario Kart marathons
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  that ended more friendship than a blue shell ever could.
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  This week on my Third Place podcast, we're queuing up the
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  ultimate 90s Co-op campaign. Marble Rivals Career recap,
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  Check My climb from Season 2 to T 2.5?
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  Nope. Turbo controller needed, Ultron
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  GOAT or game breaker? Friday night flashbacks, Cross
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  colors, Hot hot stepping, murder, and TGIF lineup that hit
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  harder than Dunkaroo, Sugar, Saturday morning Mayhem,
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  cartoons, cereal mountains, and the toy commercials that
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  hijacked our allowance. Oh boy, I wouldn't survive the
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  night. He's doing it this way.
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  I wouldn't survive the 90s Oh shit.
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  And sliding into player 2, the Wesley slipes to And sliding
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  into player 2, the Wesley Snipes to my Woody Harrelson, my
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  brother from another Sega Genesis, Greg.
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  Let's. Grab your Game Boy.
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  Reference. That's what's up.
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  Exactly. Grab your Game Boy, cue the
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  white man can't jump theme and let's press start.
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  What's in the cartridge today? Marble Rivals 2.0 stats and
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  story. Everything that just happened
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  past week from last week's inside info that I gave you to
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  this week and the new stuff that's going on All Star
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  Superman hot takes, not hot takes.
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  But you know, I've been reading this book before the movie comes
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  out. So I'm up to chapter 3 now.
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  So let's let's let's look at a go.
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  Let's see what it what I learned from it.
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  TGIF sitcom memories. Oh yeah.
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  Yeah. Saturday morning cartoons.
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  I slapped Mom's summer cleaning mixtape.
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  Just. Just me.
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  Nice is you. Is not just me, I'm not the only
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  one she had cleaning with. The Sound of Music.
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  It was just you. Trust me.
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  Hidden gems, nice games. We have everything.
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  Feature episode teases, callbacks, tangent and totally
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  tubular takes. I don't know why I said that.
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  Liana says that's her mom too. Elijah says he's waiting for his
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  Pokémon cards that he ordered on TikTok.
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  Good job, buddy. That's going to be what, another
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  few days? You.
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  Yeah. Hope it ain't scary.
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  They'll get you, trust me. Man, brother, my brother, my
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  brother. How was your week?
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  Typical week is work crazy, work week was short work week
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  craziness at my job but it has to be expected what I do.
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  But it's not good. I'm here for the level of
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  nostalgia, so, you know, keep this thing rolling, man.
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  Let's keep it rolling. How you doing though?
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  My week was like great. I forgot what happened on
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  Monday. Let me like you know what I
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  cleaned, I freaking cleaned up. I did a lot of stuff over the
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  week. Mowed lawn today, we're good.
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  What? Else happened this week.
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  Besides Pokémon shenanigans, the OR Canada the brinder today No,
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  yesterday yesterday this happened yesterday also like
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  this all kinds of shit happened on Friday.
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  So I've been passing by this place.
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  This like pawn shop. I've.
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  Lived here for the past fucking what, 2335 years 20?
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  Years. I made you myself 25 years, 24,
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  23, So past 2020, the past 20 years, I passed by this place,
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  this pawn shop, and there's always a sign on the outside.
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  I buy comic books. I'm like, oh, cool, He buys
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  comic books. I wonder what kind.
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  I was like, you know, basically, like the basics are good.
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  All right, cool. So yesterday when I was like
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  going by to go get these cars to change the oil on the car, get
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  some cars, buy some groceries, all this shit, like, you know
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  what? Let me fucking walk in here for
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  the first time ever. And right outside.
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  It's like, if you want to buy comic books, if you want to talk
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  about comic books, call this person Mike.
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  It's like, all right, look at the number.
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  Awesome. I went in to you guys.
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  Like, hello. How can I help you?
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  Like anyone you, Mike, Like, oh, that'd be me.
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  Like, why? What do you what you do?
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  What do you hear? I was like, I have comic books.
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  It's like, OK, let's go like that.
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  What a great way to start a conversation.
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  It was like, yeah, I just thought like, I've been passing
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  by this whole place for the past 20 years and I've noticed your
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  sign. I just haven't had, you know, I
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  just haven't had the time to come in.
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  Today I decided, you know what? Let me get to meet you.
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  Let me meet you. Like you buy comic books.
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  I have comic books. It's like.
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  Oh yeah, What? Kind help from what year?
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  I told him 80s or my dad's all Dark Knight stuff, Batman stuff,
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  they're my step dads. And he just basically said like,
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  oh, what's your phone number? Where do you live?
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  Like you ain't gonna find out where the fuck I live, Sir.
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  She. Like stranger danger already,
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  you know. Like what is it it?
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  Was like, I'll come to your place.
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  I was like, like what are you doing right now?
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  It's like, damn, this dude wants to do stuff right now.
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  It's like, are you supposed to be working?
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  He's all like and he's all like here, here's my number.
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  It's like, all right, cool, what's your number?
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  I gave him my number and everything.
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  I'd rather him have my number and like then not.
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  Your address here. Now it's like.
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  Calm down, man. It's like, alright, calm down.
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  Telling me how like what he done for the past 20 years, Like
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  yeah, like me and this guy, like we trade complex back and forth.
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  What? What are you?
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  What do you have? I'm just like everything from
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  the 80s, nineties positive from 90s.
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  I stopped collecting in the 90s and then some stuff in the 2000s
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  when I got into it again. And then what, 15 years of not
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  doing that because, you know, I just decided to do not do it all
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  right here and there. You have during those 15 years I
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  did, but it's like it wasn't as a big a collection as I have
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  now. It's like, OK, so we went into
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  it and he like, I listed it, what?
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  I had Justice League, all that sort of stuff.
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  And he's all like, all right, cool, cool, cool.
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  What are you looking for? I was like, I don't fucking know
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  right now, dude. I'm trying to get back into it.
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  I just got All Star Superman right now and I'm trying to
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  figure out what to get next. Fantastic Four, All Star
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  Superman right before the movie comes out and all these things
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  like, oh, yeah, that's good. Yeah.
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  I'm like, what are you into? He's all Spider man.
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  I was like, oh, I hope I have some of those.
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  I don't remember. I don't remember.
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  Like my dad was, my stepdad was into DC stuff.
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  I didn't get into Marvel stuff until like possibly 1993.
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  When I moved to. Sacramento and my uncle's like X
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  Force X-Men feel like all the all the good shit.
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  So I told him about, you know, all the stuff that I do have and
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  if I do have a Spider Man, I can bring it in.
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  So yeah, yeah, sure, no problem. Here's my number, blah, blah.
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  Usually around that way We owed, Jesse says we owed, here we are.
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  So I'm basically, it was like, yeah, I'm basically out there
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  sometimes. Like, all right, cool, cool,
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  cool. That means now I got to get it
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  down to the to, to get my comic books, look through them and see
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  what I don't want, what I probably was going to want,
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  trying to figure out what I want.
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  And but he did say, it's like, I was like, if you want to go in
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  the back right now, we can go take a look at him.
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  And I'm like, he has his coworker.
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  Obviously. I was like, I was like, hey, no,
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  no, thank you. Not right now.
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  I, I still have stuff to do. I still got to go take this car
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  to get it a little change and everything.
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  And he's all like, Oh yeah, that's fine.
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  That's fine. It's like if, but if you're, if
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  you're available later tonight, tomorrow, all that stuff, give
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  me a call and we'll meet up. Come here if you want to, if
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  you're feel comfortable coming here, then I can wait.
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  I can look at them. You can look at my stuff and
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  like all that shit. So here I just sent you a text
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  and he's all texting me saying like, what are you into?
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  What do you want to look for? And I'm just like, I don't know
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  yet, dude. Like I am just now getting back
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  into sayings because, you know, I want to do it on the podcast
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  and say like, hey, I'm reading this and this and this now.
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  I didn't tell about the podcast. Yes yet.
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  Like, let's just give it a few moments just in case something
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  happens. But just give it a few moments
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  to vibe and see how the vibe's going.
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  You see how he's doing and everything.
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  So, you know, yeah. OK, cool, cool, cool.
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  So yeah, there's that. And then I went on my ready way
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  to go get the oil changed. And then I spent more on the 50s
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  and the Destin Rivals and all that other shit.
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  Yeah. So yeah, I will be selling my
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  shit just to just to fund my my obsession.
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  I love it. I love it.
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  Jesse Landon is your podcast. That's what we want to know
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  anyways. Yeah, so that happened.
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  I'm just like as long as he buys enough stuff for me to like fund
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  my my content. We're good.
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  We're good, you know. It's like this is all that
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  stuff. And then after that, like after
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  everything that happened, after I fucking got done with that, I
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  fucking came home, drove my ass home fucking real quick.
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  Finally put on rifles. Yeah.
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  And the first thing that happens is I get the new skin for Emma
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  Frost and it's it's a gold skin. And I'm just like, her gold are
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  her gold armor, her gold plated something.
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  And then like she does her twist, her spin and everything
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  and then her boobs bounce and I'm like.
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  Gooning, let's go. I see why everybody wanted us to
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  skin. The next skin is for Ultron.
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  They don't really care. I'll stay on.
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  I'll stay on Gold rank for as long as I can because I am not
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  moving from here. They're like, yeah, you have to
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  play 10 games or in order for you to get that Ultron scan.
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  I'm like, you know what? I'm at Gold 3, the Gold 2, 2.5
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  because I'm about to be a gold one.
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  It was like 321, all that shit. So I'm about to be a gold 2,
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  gold 1, and I'm like, Nah, I already have like 8.
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  What's it called now? 7?
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  I already have 8, eight chances just in case I go down, just in
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  case I lose a match. I have that, you know that
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  second chance and it's seven of them and I'm like they're going
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  to be pissed off when I don't even die anymore, Like I keep
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  going to up to diamond a lot of shit.
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  That's funny. So I started playing it and of
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  course everybody auto locked on Ultron.
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  I didn't get a chance to get him.
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  I didn't get a chance to pick him.
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  So I went into this other match do match where it's all clones,
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  and I was like, all right, let's start this on what's his face on
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  Ultron? He's boring as fuck.
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  He's boring. Yeah, he's flying.
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  And then like he shoots 123 reload, 123 reload, 123 reload,
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  and then like a whole like a whole 2 seconds to reload again.
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  I'm like, this is horrible. And while I'm doing that,
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  everybody's shooting at me. It's like now I don't like this,
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  I don't like this at all. So I left it like, you know, you
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  know what, fuck this game, I'm out.
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  I'm going back to quick play. And what's it called?
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  It's rank, rank game. But same time I'm not going to
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  choose Ultron. Yeah, but in case somebody did
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  choose them because it's on the auto lock for everybody and I'm
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  like looking around and then finally somebody like let's go
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  of him and I'm just like, I get him back and I'm like walking
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  around just healing people. He's a healer.
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  He's a most healer because you can't because the whole 123
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  reload, 123 reload, 123 leader load.
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  It works mostly on healing, not on shooting people because
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  they're they didn't do anything to the to the enemies.
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  Like it didn't. It's just like, what the hell is
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  this even the ultimate? It's more like towards your,
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  your, your people, your team rather than the enemy.
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  So enemy just like I'm running away, huh?
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  While your team is all like stay right there so I can heal you.
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  Cool. So yeah, Ultron is busted.
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  Like I didn't like him like maybe other people did and
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  they're probably going to hear this and be like, you suck at
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  Ultron. Must be a skill issue.
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  It was a skill issue. I didn't like them.
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  I'd rather use Luna. I'd rather use the other healers
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  rather than Ultron. And if there's like a thing in
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  there, a challenge where you have to use Ultron, fine, I'll
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  use Ultron on AI when I face AI. Cuz like the easiest thing that
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  you could do is face AI and it's like on easy mode.
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  OK, let's do that. The other ones, there's new
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  skins. I should have recorded it.
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  There's new skins. There are now now where you can
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  like XP it. They've added that and like,
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  yeah, there's more new stuff. We'll get to it next in the next
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  few weeks when I, like, actually play it.
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  Yeah, Yeah. But mostly, yeah.
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  It's like I love playing this game.
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  I was like, I didn't like playing the last month.
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  I don't know for once, I don't know what reason it just
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  happened to be, but this month I'm just like, all right, let's
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  do it. Possibly because umm, new team
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  ups and people got nerfed, people got busted, people got
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  buffed, like so many characters got buffed, so many characters
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  got nerfed and I'm just like, all right, cool.
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  The the advantage is how there's the advantage.
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  There's like disadvantages, new skins, of course, trying to sync
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  what else of the blue units are back so I can like continue to
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  buy more stuff. So yeah, that's that's happening
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  pretty soon. Yeah.
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  I did, I keep going back to this All Star Superman.
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  It's pretty good book so far. Dude where is it?
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  It's like the recap of the entire stuff that's going on.
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  So chapter 1 faster. Superman's lured into a trap by
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  Lex Luthor 1 embalming A genetically modified space crew
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  and a solar rescue mission. Superman flies in too close to
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  the sun to save them, and in doing so absorbs a dangerous
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  overdose of solar radiation. His power increases, but so does
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  the cost. It's killing him.
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  Back on Earth, Superman behavior changes.
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  He grows more distant, more reflective.
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  And a rare motion moment, he reveals his greatest secret to
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  Lois Lane. And I'm like, listen, in every
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  Superman, he just, she knew. No, apparently not.
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  It's like, I figured like, OK, he's Clark Kent.
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  The chapter ends with Superman glowing, hovering above her,
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  forever changed. She looks up.
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  It's like, Oh my God, you're Clark Kent.
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  Chapter 2. She doesn't believe him.
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  Like what have you done to the real Clark?
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  Can't. What are you doing?
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  Chapter 2 is called Secret Origin.
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  Secret Identity. Superman takes Lone Lane to the
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  Fortune of Solitude for her birthday, Offering her a look
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  inside his private world. She explores his most guarded
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  secrets, alien artifacts, bottle cities, time machines, and
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  galactic wonders. The something's off.
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  She starts to doubt his identity, suspecting a trap
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  even. Maybe even a clone.
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  Her fear builds until Superman offers her gift, a serum that
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  gives her his powers for 24 hours.
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  For one day. She becomes Superwoman.
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  Suspicion turns to awe and they store together.
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  He shows her like this whole thing where like he can talk to
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  other Superman from the future. And in one scene this Superman
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  comes back from 2049. No, not 2499.
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  And he's wrapped up in bandages and he's all like talking to
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  Lois. It's like, I want to know one
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  thing, Miss Lane, He says she's all like, yes, what is it?
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  What do you what do you want to know?
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  What's going on? We here in the future, we we
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  want to know like everything. Who is Jlo?
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  And she's all like, oh God. And I'm just like not fiance,
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  just Jlo. It's like all.
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  Right. Well.
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  Like probably 15 years ago, 16 years ago that this was so like,
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  I'm thinking it's like, what was Jlo doing it?
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  16 years ago, Ben Affleck was that Ben Affleck?
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  Everything was going on. Chapter 3 Sweet Dreams,
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  Superwoman Loads and Superman spend one her one superpower day
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  saving the world, exploring the stars, and sharing moments of
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  joy and danger. They fight an invasion from the
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  Earth, score, face a living solar being and watch time pass
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  on in golden moments as her power space, Superman takes her
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  to the moon, gives her kiss, run by the stars.
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  She returns to Earth and sleeps peacefully while he watches
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  silently, knowing his time is running out.
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  So those first 3 chapters set the tone for the rest of All
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  Star Superman. Poetic, mythic, and deeply
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  human. Morrison's writing explorer
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  Superman as more than a hero. He's a symbol of love,
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  sacrifice, and quiet godhood in the face of mortality.
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  And Quietly's art makes it all feel timeless.
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  And that's what Superman supposed to be about, not Man of
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  Steel. So if James Gunn is doing this
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  side of Superman, then yes, I'm all for it.
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  Is this movie is going to be fucking amazing.
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  What was happening today? The Netflix the dumb, which is
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  basically a bunch of Yeah, I've. Been hearing about it.
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  Yeah, I know what it is. Oh, OK.
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  OK, there's a bunch of trailers. It's a bunch of trailers from
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  the movies that are coming up or shows that are coming up and
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  later in the season. What's it called?
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  They did one for Stranger Things.
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  Season 5 is gonna be in three chapters, November, December and
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  January. And like, dude, the kids are
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  adults now. Well, it's gonna be this gonna
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  be the last this, this is it. This is it.
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  So like so. And then that's what happened.
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  They might always get it on out the way.
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  They too old for this year. So like, they were showing clips
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  and they're like, hey, like they have all facial hair and
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  everything. They're all grown men now and
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  they're still playing elementary school kids or high school kids
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  pretty much it like when they was back in the 90s.
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  Of course, a bunch. Of.
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  High school, a bunch of high schoolers playing little kids.
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  Yeah, that checks out. All right.
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  Oh yeah, no doubt. I'm gonna have to watch The Dumb
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  All tomorrow possibly, and then like, we'll do a recap of it
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  next week. Yeah, I'm gonna check it out
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  too. I checked out that X-Men 97.
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  You did? What do you think?
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  Yeah. I watched that like last Sunday.
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  I watched the whole season. You've been in one day, bro.
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  Yeah, yeah, 5. That's fucked up.
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  Episode 5 You guys don't know it's when shit happens.
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  What it says the island. Was it called again?
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  I forgot, but the island of Magneto's island, Yeah, it blows
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  up again. It got invaded by Sentinel and
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  it was the most worst thing that ever happened.
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  A bunch of death, a bunch of bunch of things happen.
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  And if you haven't seen it, you need to go watch it.
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  It's on Disney Plus, X-Men 97 and then go straight and then
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  you'll see what's it called. Episode 5 is freaking crazy,
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  yeah. And up to the.
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  Last episode. That's crazy.
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  Messed me up too. I can't.
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  Tell you that's cold blood. That's fucked up.
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  I'm about to call you too. I like but it's too early.
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  It's too early to call bro. I said.
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  Damn this is fucked up. For real.
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  Yeah, you. Want you said it though.
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  You said it though. You said wait the episode 5?
• 23:27
  I said damn. Grab some tissue.
• 23:30
  This is good this season. I I hope I hope it comes back.
• 23:34
  I really do. I was reading that, you know, I
• 23:39
  don't know, Like they don't even know what they don't do, you
• 23:42
  know, so. Because they fired fucking one
• 23:45
  dude and you what the fuck to do?
• 23:46
  Yeah, yeah. So that is a crazy ass story.
• 23:53
  Even on Twitter, everybody was like going crazy.
• 23:56
  He's like, how could you do this to us?
• 23:57
  It was very traumatizing for everybody.
• 23:59
  Yeah. Is still.
• 24:00
  There 'cause that's my man, that's my man.
• 24:02
  Like, you know, since I was a kid though.
• 24:04
  Right. I ain't gonna drop no spoiler
• 24:06
  full of people who don't who haven't watched it, but that was
• 24:09
  my man. Ever since the original X-Men
• 24:13
  cartoon, I haven't been on my ball last year.
• 24:19
  Last year, dude. Last week we asked what were
• 24:28
  your favorite shows on the for Saturday morning?
• 24:34
  We're actually going to talk about those and TGIF.
• 24:38
  Bro what was your TGIF lineup? My TJTGIF lineup was Family
• 24:44
  Matters. Yeah, step by step.
• 24:47
  Yeah. What Meets World?
• 24:49
  Yes, Sir. And Sabrina?
• 24:55
  You had Sabrina. I vaguely remember.
• 24:58
  And that was, that was it for the longest, you know, I know
• 25:04
  they tried to slide 4 halves in there on a Friday, but it didn't
• 25:07
  pan out. They're good, you know what I'm
• 25:09
  saying? And it went back to another day.
• 25:11
  And then it was another show. Yeah.
• 25:13
  About the Tuesday. Yeah.
• 25:15
  And it was another show like this is right before they
• 25:19
  stopped doing TGIF. I can't remember the name of it,
• 25:21
  but it was a dude. He was like a he was like an
• 25:24
  Angel. He died from eating a
• 25:26
  cheeseburger and he he felt like a molded cheeseburger on his bed
• 25:31
  And he and he died, but he became like a guarded Angel to
• 25:35
  his best friend. That show didn't last long.
• 25:38
  But I liked that show though, you know, and but you're mostly
• 25:44
  I, I do I, I just loved, I love family matter, Urkel, step by
• 25:48
  step and boy, me as well, you know, I watch the bread every
• 25:52
  now and again, but I was just keeps the rain on 'cause it was
• 25:55
  on, you know, So you know, but what was your what was your line
• 25:59
  up though like? I can't remember going back to
• 26:03
  9293. Family matters.
• 26:06
  Step by step dinosaurs. Oh, that's right.
• 26:11
  Damn, damn, that's right. Yeah, and they switch it up and
• 26:16
  then became Family Matters Boy Meets World, step by step,
• 26:21
  hanging with Mr. Cooper and Mr. Yeah, winter in.
• 26:25
  The spring and then Boy Meets World was like season 1, so they
• 26:29
  didn't know if there what they were going to do with it.
• 26:31
  And I'm just like. I don't know, like I maybe I
• 26:34
  want to see this next year. I don't know.
• 26:37
  So like, you know, like 1990, three 1994, fall, winter,
• 26:40
  spring, family matters, Boy Meets World step by step,
• 26:43
  hanging with Mr. Cooper and sister, sister, and then the was
• 26:47
  the like, you know, it's time to go to bed when freaking 2020
• 26:50
  comes on. Hey, are you?
• 26:53
  Barbara Walters. Walters. 2020.
• 26:58
  Turn out TV gotta be hell yeah. So yeah, it was around Sister,
• 27:06
  Sister got changed up. Yeah, 'cause I don't see it on
• 27:09
  here anymore after 1995, so I went it.
• 27:13
  Was like it was on a different. It was on a different network I
• 27:15
  think. Yeah, I got switched to a.
• 27:17
  Different like WB, it was like on the WB or some shit like
• 27:20
  that, I think if I remember, yeah.
• 27:22
  And then 96, Boy Meets World, Muppets tonight, Boy Meets World
• 27:29
  and the same thing. Family matters.
• 27:31
  Boy Meets World, step by step, hanging with Mr. Cooper, It
• 27:35
  continued up until Family matters.
• 27:37
  Sabrina, Clueless Boy Meets World, sometimes clueless.
• 27:41
  Yeah, I will watch Clueless sometimes.
• 27:44
  Because like you may, he went from a movie to ATV show and
• 27:50
  they're just like and only what freaking Dion?
• 27:55
  And what's her face? What's his face?
• 27:57
  Crazy Dang. For me crazy Dang was I never
• 28:01
  watched a movie until I saw the show.
• 28:03
  The movie was I will maybe watch the movie I like I ain't give
• 28:06
  shit by no clueless baby at first, you know I'm saying like
• 28:11
  so, but I'll come to love it, you know, later on in life.
• 28:16
  Step by step when we swirl Sabrina and then Clueless got
• 28:20
  some turn, you know the clues was getting canceled when they
• 28:23
  moved it to the 10 o'clock 930 spot.
• 28:25
  It's like. Yeah.
• 28:27
  Oh yeah. That's that's a bad slide. 98 I
• 28:32
  think this one was mine. Sabrina Boy Meets World Sabrina
• 28:35
  Boy Meets World the Hughley's so Boy Meets World Sabrina and.
• 28:42
  The Hughley's? That's right.
• 28:43
  They did, yeah. They added in two guys that are
• 28:49
  on the pizza place, like I wasn't into it.
• 28:52
  Now I wouldn't. As soon as Boy Meets World is
• 28:55
  gone, the whole thing is done. But you know, for me, I think
• 29:01
  what really happened though was when, because I remember when
• 29:06
  Family Matters and Step by Step went to CBS, that was really,
• 29:13
  that was the beginning of it. Cause Disney had purchased ABC
• 29:18
  and they didn't want Family matters and Step by Step no
• 29:20
  more. You know, I'm saying so that I
• 29:24
  think in my opinion, that was the beginning of the end for TJF
• 29:29
  when they got rid of that the last family man there by step.
• 29:33
  Yeah. Is that the last where we see of
• 29:35
  Harriet the. Yeah, there's a hair then
• 29:39
  there's new helpful come popping up like what?
• 29:41
  Here she. Come from like who?
• 29:42
  What? I'm still bad back there to this
• 29:44
  day. Oh, so I didn't watch the last
• 29:52
  two seasons of Family Matters. I guess the whole Stephan Urkel
• 29:55
  pissed me the fuck off. I was done.
• 29:56
  With it, Yeah, yeah. There's so much you can do with
• 29:59
  Steve Urkel and and it's just like, it felt so repetitive.
• 30:05
  Yeah. Falls in love with Laura.
• 30:06
  Laura doesn't want him. He falls for some dude to
• 30:12
  douche, doesn't like, doesn't appreciate her.
• 30:15
  He falls. He comes to her rescue, all that
• 30:18
  shit. The brother always gets in
• 30:21
  trouble. Fucking Waldo is Waldo.
• 30:28
  Waldo, his girlfriend disapprove.
• 30:31
  I remember that last season he just disappeared.
• 30:33
  Eddie became a cop like Carl and he got to the point where Oracle
• 30:38
  his voice wouldn't sound like Steve no more.
• 30:42
  It's like he didn't even care no more like it was like it was
• 30:45
  just deep. It was still kind of squeaky,
• 30:48
  but it was just deep and I was like I said, brother, don't even
• 30:51
  care no more. So you know.
• 30:54
  Laura's sister went upstairs, never came back down.
• 31:03
  Yeah, you're fired. Why is he getting more screen
• 31:08
  time than I am? Have you ever watched the the
• 31:12
  Dark Side of Is It? I think dark side of the 90s?
• 31:17
  It's a whole, it's a whole episode about family matters and
• 31:20
  they go, they dig into that. It's crazy, bro.
• 31:24
  It's crazy. It's about the same people that
• 31:25
  make Side of the Ring. OK so all right, so even Boy
• 31:30
  Meets World tried doing that where they like send the girl to
• 31:32
  upstairs, but at least they brought her back down with a
• 31:37
  different actress. Like they could have done that
• 31:39
  with Family Matters. Also, they've been with Judy.
• 31:42
  Yeah, they should have. Yeah.
• 31:43
  But you know. Gaslight listen to like, didn't
• 31:46
  they have another sister? No.
• 31:48
  What the fuck you talking about? Here's Ray J.
• 31:51
  That little. Ray, Ray, Little Ray Ray.
• 31:53
  Here's Ray. Ray Ray, his friend and grandma
• 31:56
  still lives there. They're like, you can't OK
• 32:04
  Sabrina. Same with Sabrina.
• 32:06
  I think I stopped watching it once it's.
• 32:08
  Like I did, I did too. She moved to height from high
• 32:11
  school and like. Four years.
• 32:13
  Same guy and the same guy doesn't fucking know that she's
• 32:15
  a witch. Tell him already.
• 32:21
  What the hell? Boy Meets World.
• 32:27
  And then like, yeah, the Huey Boy Meets World at the at the
• 32:34
  end of 2000, they added into making the band the out town
• 32:37
  version. And that's what he knew.
• 32:40
  I don't. Remember that?
• 32:42
  Damn I must have quit watching completely then.
• 32:44
  Like Dang, I don't remember that shit.
• 32:47
  I watched that first season. Yeah, it was that first season
• 32:51
  and they've moved it to 2001 also, and then that was it.
• 32:54
  Because after 2000, around 2002, guys in The Girl With Trouble
• 32:58
  with Norm, Norm Madigan, Man Who Wants to Be a Millionaire making
• 33:03
  the band. That's it.
• 33:04
  As soon as that happened it this fucking TGIF is saying it's over
• 33:08
  with. No more.
• 33:10
  Special brain is right though. They should, but now.
• 33:13
  They're playing, it's just a different time now, so.
• 33:18
  Shark Tank in 20/20/2020 still around?
• 33:22
  I'll watch it. Yeah, that's a Diddy.
• 33:32
  I know, I know, we're all staying there, but oh God.
• 33:38
  Yeah, that was my era was handed at 2000 when Boy Meets World
• 33:42
  ended and then that's it and then.
• 33:43
  Sabrina and also. Same year, yeah.
• 33:47
  Game over. Game over.
• 33:49
  Like it's like I graduated high school that year and then it's
• 33:52
  over. It's like a damn, my TGIF is
• 33:55
  done with I guess. OK, cool.
• 33:57
  Shit on TV no MO it's shoot man Damn.
• 34:03
  Those were those were the TGIF lineup.
• 34:05
  What were you guys lineup it was like?
• 34:07
  Let us know in the comments. Yeah, tell us what y'all love on
• 34:11
  TGIF, man. Like I was, I was like the next
• 34:16
  Monday at school talking about it and like Friday, Friday,
• 34:21
  gonna Friday comes along and it's like, what are you doing
• 34:24
  this weekend? I was like, oh, you know, TGIF.
• 34:25
  Thank God it's Friday. Thank goodness this Friday.
• 34:27
  Yeah, Fuck yeah. Say, do you remember the night
• 34:32
  that OJ Simpson was running from the people?
• 34:35
  Yeah. And I swear I would wait for it
• 34:38
  to come on. I don't give a shit about this
• 34:40
  fool in this this damn Bronco. I want to watch Erica and then
• 34:44
  come on and they I was pissed. I will never forget it.
• 34:50
  I will never forget that. Yeah, Family Matters took over,
• 34:56
  Leanna says. My mom had like 3 channels.
• 34:58
  I would watch Boy Meets World in my friend Jodie's house every
• 35:01
  weekend. Hell yeah.
• 35:03
  What's up? Hell yeah.
• 35:05
  Oh yeah, Boy Meets World, that's where was that like it from
• 35:09
  start to finish? Like I would always watch it and
• 35:14
  even now I was like, dude, the podcast that's out there, the.
• 35:19
  Oh boy boy did you? Did you hear the World podcast
• 35:24
  with old Girl? Which one?
• 35:27
  Maitland Maitland Ward, the one that played Rachel.
• 35:30
  Yes. That helpful?
• 35:31
  Crazy. Constantly, Mom says TGIF with
• 35:37
  Simpsons and home improvement. Hell yeah.
• 35:40
  Home improvement. I really miss home improvement
• 35:43
  like that though. I wouldn't have fame.
• 35:47
  I was like a fan of it when. What's her name?
• 35:52
  Was the girl there? Yeah.
• 35:56
  Yeah. Pam Ariza, Not Debbie, the other
• 35:58
  girl. Crazy I.
• 35:58
  Remember that shit though? Like it?
• 36:02
  I would. Only only, only only watch it
• 36:03
  when he would got hurt like Oh yeah, there it is.
• 36:06
  OK, time to watch something else.
• 36:09
  Oh family show. I was like, alright, here we go.
• 36:15
  So yeah, Mainland Ward. There's like, I know this girl
• 36:19
  ain't talking with her freaking Pornhub.
• 36:23
  Porn porn porn star ass. I like this.
• 36:29
  I like damn this this ever heard is out of her mind though I
• 36:32
  said. She is ridiculous.
• 36:34
  Ma'am, I've watched all your movies.
• 36:35
  You're not that great at acting. I know I seen ain't nothing to
• 36:42
  brag about. It ain't really nothing.
• 36:43
  Really nothing poppin though. She like them brothers though.
• 36:47
  But. Wow, constantly mom wants to
• 36:52
  know what's your favorite? What's your favorite Funko Pop
• 36:58
  you are? I love answering this question.
• 37:02
  That's what's up. That's right here.
• 37:03
  What's up? It is B Rabbit from Eight Mile.
• 37:08
  Hell yeah, she claimed a bit. Because the 20 year anniversary
• 37:13
  of the movie came out. Got that?
• 37:17
  Slim Shady, yes. I got I got 2 in the face.
• 37:22
  Hoodie How? Yeah dude, B rabbit, not Slim
• 37:26
  Shady. B Rabbit the movie a mile.
• 37:31
  Yeah, you look like Slim Shady, but B Rabbit.
• 37:36
  Yeah, yeah. That's what's.
• 37:38
  Up SO those were the days, dude, Hell yeah.
• 37:46
  There were other, I mean obviously there were the the
• 37:51
  week line up too that we would watch on the WB.
• 37:54
  Yeah. But the WB is a different story.
• 37:56
  We're going to save it for another episode.
• 37:59
  I've got some shit safe about that too.
• 38:01
  Oh God, I know you do. So do I, so do I.
• 38:05
  But the WB is a different story. We're going to save that for
• 38:08
  another show, another episode, probably down the line back in
• 38:11
  the 90s because fucking those were the best times ever.
• 38:14
  The WB and the 90s, now The CW. But the 90s where it was like
• 38:21
  bam, hits after hits. We watched the movie.
• 38:26
  We all watched WB from TGIF. Did you go to sleep early?
• 38:32
  Or like, you know what? It's Friday night.
• 38:34
  Let's fucking do this. Let's.
• 38:36
  Go stay up the night. Stay.
• 38:37
  Stay up. Yeah, 2020 hit.
• 38:40
  I was like, all right, time to go.
• 38:41
  Either go hang out with the homies or just fall asleep or do
• 38:44
  something else. Call up.
• 38:45
  The girl like TV or something or you know, call up the.
• 38:50
  Like hey, do the hey WYD, what's going on?
• 38:55
  Yeah. Not it was.
• 38:58
  We didn't have those slangs in the 90's.
• 38:59
  The 90s were just like hit up her beeper and hope she calls
• 39:03
  back. Hey.
• 39:04
  Oh yeah. It's like, why do you have a
• 39:06
  beeper so Saturday morning and it's either two things.
• 39:20
  And it was like in school, you know, the whole school season.
• 39:24
  From. Winter to all that yeah,
• 39:28
  Saturday morning early just to watch your favorite show and you
• 39:32
  hate waking up in the mornings for school, but you know you
• 39:35
  love waking up Saturday mornings for to watch your favorite
• 39:37
  shows. Yeah.
• 39:39
  But once summer hits, like, we're back in sleeping in, you
• 39:45
  know, like. Oh shit.
• 39:47
  All of our shows, the seasons that ended, everything done.
• 39:50
  We don't do this shit. Anymore.
• 39:53
  So what brought what got us like up early in the morning, the
• 39:59
  sound of your mom putting on ACD or cassette and starting to sing
• 40:07
  and either you knew two things were going to happen.
• 40:10
  Either you're going to be fucking upset because it's way
• 40:13
  too early or B time to clean up. Summer cleaning summer cleaning
• 40:20
  playlist, man, the summer cleaning playlist as soon as the
• 40:23
  summer cleaning playlist. I don't know for you, but for
• 40:26
  me. Freaking Elvis Crespo's ass
• 40:28
  fucking came on. Elvis Crespo came on.
• 40:37
  I was like, oh shit, here we go. As soon as that came on and I'm
• 40:43
  just like. Hey.
• 40:46
  What's going on? It's like oh shit what's going
• 40:52
  on? Why is slavamente on?
• 40:53
  Oh crap check in with your brother and sister.
• 40:57
  It's like it's like y'all ready for what?
• 41:00
  Clean up? No I don't want I got to go to
• 41:04
  my friend's house pizza like no get back in here and start
• 41:07
  cleaning like oh fuck summer cleaning slavamente.
• 41:11
  Mine was Slavamente salsa. She went with the old school
• 41:15
  stuff, so it wasn't just pavemente.
• 41:17
  It was mostly like fucking salsa from the 80s where you had to
• 41:21
  dance and she had dancing. Freaking.
• 41:24
  She threw in some Juan Gabriel. Yeah, for those of you don't
• 41:29
  know, some Juan Gabriel, which is like freaking like where she
• 41:34
  just fucking belted the word freaking.
• 41:38
  Some Thalia, some Gloria Trevi, some Maria del Barrio, some
• 41:45
  yeah, I'm putting out names like that because y'all don't fucking
• 41:47
  know. And when you heard these fucking
• 41:49
  songs, when you heard the like, oh shit, when you heard Selena
• 41:55
  in Spanish, my boy. When you heard Selena Dalia and
• 42:07
  all these fucking chicks and I freaking love it.
• 42:13
  My mom would be like, like, if she started listening to this
• 42:16
  podcast, to this episode, she'd be like, Yep.
• 42:20
  Dang, yeah. Tell him everything.
• 42:22
  Tell him what I made you do. Tell him fucking get up as a
• 42:27
  fucking 7:00 in the morning to clean.
• 42:32
  Not 8 or 9, not later. Nah, Nah.
• 42:35
  We're gonna do this shit early. We're gonna do this shit Friday
• 42:38
  early. You wake up every day to go to
• 42:39
  school. Wake up now.
• 42:41
  That's fucked up. It's like OK, after this can I
• 42:45
  watch TV? Like no.
• 42:47
  Yeah, yeah, I know. I know I'm me watching my TV.
• 42:50
  You ought to watch TV all week. You all watch your TV over there
• 42:53
  over over break. Now it's my turn.
• 42:59
  That again. No, like not.
• 43:01
  This is not. But now, like back then, she was
• 43:04
  just fucking watch it. Pause it.
• 43:06
  Look at me. Don't you think so?
• 43:08
  Don't you think so? Uh huh, Mita.
• 43:09
  Look, look, explain everything to me and I'm just like what the
• 43:12
  fuck? All right.
• 43:13
  Mom. OK, But now it's like every time
• 43:17
  I go out there, I was like fucking playing on my phone one
• 43:21
  day and she's over there watching TV and then like, I
• 43:27
  hear her snoring and I look up and it's like, ma, you're OK.
• 43:31
  Yeah. What's going on?
• 43:32
  Oh, OK. Rewind, press rewind, watch it
• 43:38
  again, go back to sleep, wakes herself up because she's snoring
• 43:43
  loud, looks at the TV, rewinds it to the fucking bad last part
• 43:47
  she heard. And I'm just like, I've been
• 43:49
  watching the same show for the past three hours.
• 43:53
  What the fuck? Like, what is this?
• 43:57
  And it's just like this what you do all day.
• 44:00
  She's not like, yeah, I just can't, like, seem to watch this
• 44:05
  shows, like, oh, OK, that's fine.
• 44:09
  And then like, my sister was like, hey, did she do this all
• 44:11
  the time? Yeah.
• 44:12
  So you watched the same show for the past two hours?
• 44:14
  Like, yeah. Like, oh, God.
• 44:16
  OK, that's crazy. But you know, whenever, like,
• 44:23
  the music hits, it's time to clean up.
• 44:25
  But when the other times, like the other time, it'd be like us
• 44:33
  fucking waking up at seven, 8:00 in the morning, like, oh shit,
• 44:37
  Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Let's go.
• 44:41
  X-Men 93. Oh, fucking Saturday morning
• 44:48
  wrestling. Yeah.
• 44:51
  Yeah, I remember. Watching.
• 44:53
  Yokozuna and all this stuff like back in the day.
• 44:59
  Oh, oh, freaking shotgun. Saturday night.
• 45:02
  Is that what it's called? Saturday morning with Todd
• 45:04
  Pettengill? Saturday morning with Todd
• 45:06
  Pettengill? Dude, yeah, that was crazy.
• 45:08
  Every. Every time.
• 45:10
  Yeah, we'll see. We went through this stretch,
• 45:15
  but we didn't have cable, so I I didn't get to see it.
• 45:19
  So I got a little like in my teenage years, WW said.
• 45:22
  Good morning. But to go back to what you're
• 45:24
  saying about the music, yeah, for me, I knew I would hear
• 45:28
  that. Damn.
• 45:30
  Luther Vandross. Yeah.
• 45:32
  I expected, I was hoping you'd say RV It didn't.
• 45:37
  I tell you, I love you bad ass shit.
• 45:41
  Shit. I was like, might as well get a
• 45:45
  come forward the clouds out, come, come forward the clouds.
• 45:48
  Then another one. Damn four times.
• 45:50
  Sugar pie, Honey bunch. It wasn't no watch, no cartoons,
• 45:57
  nothing. TV be out, stereo lab blast and
• 46:01
  then what I also hated was Soul trying to be on.
• 46:06
  Then she had TV up and we had to clean so.
• 46:11
  Can I watch? No, keep cleaning.
• 46:15
  Get that mop, but then water that bucket shit.
• 46:21
  But yeah man, I lived it too. I lived it too, so I know
• 46:23
  exactly how. So you hear that fresh?
• 46:25
  No. Oh shit.
• 46:30
  I tried to change the fucking music one day and I was like put
• 46:35
  on some Malia. She's like what the fuck is
• 46:37
  this? I'm like mom language, what the
• 46:44
  hell? Like notching out Caron and she
• 46:47
  starts cursing at me in Spanish and I'm just like oh hell no,
• 46:51
  what the fuck did I do? It's like, don't ever change her
• 46:54
  music. Like can.
• 46:56
  We listen to something else if I if I want like if I I'm going to
• 46:59
  clean, I got to be comfortable cleaning with the my music
• 47:01
  right? No, no, no, you under as long as
• 47:05
  you live under my roof. This is my music as.
• 47:07
  You. Hear what I you hear what I get
• 47:09
  to fucking hear. Like, OK, go back to being salsa
• 47:13
  suavemente. You have a lot of love yours.
• 47:20
  Yeah, I did it one time. I live.
• 47:23
  I got raised by my mother and my grandmother, so I turned rapper
• 47:27
  on night when he rap. It was some like, I think like
• 47:29
  I'll kill her some shit and she gonna say is that that doggy
• 47:32
  dog? I said no granny, there's not
• 47:35
  doggy dog. Every single rapper is not doggy
• 47:38
  dog. That doggy dog.
• 47:39
  I said no, damn, it's on a rapper.
• 47:47
  I love that every time around that era, every mom or grandma
• 47:51
  would be like, is that doggy dog that doggy dog doggy dog world?
• 47:55
  Is that that Snoopy Snoop my mom be like catching now what the
• 48:00
  hell is that Snoopy doggy dog, Snoopy Snoop doggy dog?
• 48:10
  What is this snoopy shit? Mom, you can't be cursing first
• 48:18
  talk. She hear this fucking doggy dog
• 48:20
  world and it's like, no. No.
• 48:24
  No, I'm like. When you listen to my house,
• 48:27
  though, like like front again, we couldn't I ain't get to
• 48:31
  listen rapping has to talk about my own stereo.
• 48:34
  So that's just crazy about we just changed.
• 48:38
  I never forget. I'm so happy I said yes, I
• 48:40
  finally got my own stereo. I ain't gotta listen to this
• 48:42
  Motown shit. This just lose evangel shit.
• 48:46
  Fast forward to now. I listen to shit every day now.
• 48:50
  It's crazy. My mommy in the.
• 48:53
  Country all day, every day. Oh no, no, no, can't tell.
• 49:05
  Oh my God, hell no. I lost my fucking mouth.
• 49:11
  Real. I only have about 5 country
• 49:16
  songs. That's it.
• 49:18
  After that, game over for real. The country songs were in
• 49:22
  Spanish. Damn.
• 49:23
  The country songs were in Spanish and like what What is
• 49:30
  this like? She told me is Mana.
• 49:35
  Like, OK, I thought this guy sing freaking California Eagles.
• 49:46
  Hotel California by the Eagles. Yeah, the law.
• 49:49
  The longer version of it. I'm just like, is this song
• 49:51
  over? Like, no, keep cleaning out you.
• 49:54
  You keep cleaning until this song ends.
• 49:55
  I was like, Oh my God. So you never gonna fuck me?
• 50:00
  Damn. No, just now we're going to
• 50:02
  fucking end the Eagles. Those were her favorites.
• 50:09
  That's what's up there. And 20 minutes later, 20 minutes
• 50:13
  later, fucking talking. And that's why I know all these
• 50:17
  freaking songs because like, my mom would be fucking listening
• 50:20
  to. Them.
• 50:20
  But that's the good thing about it though.
• 50:22
  We could look back and say we learned that shit though.
• 50:25
  We learned that shit. From Mom.
• 50:27
  From parents, yeah. From Napster 'cause that site
• 50:36
  fucking came out. I am just like downloading all
• 50:40
  kinds of 60s, seventies, 80's rock and like learning and like
• 50:46
  the learning tree, the learning curve going.
• 50:48
  Into. All kinds of genres and, you
• 50:52
  know, 60s like she's all like, these are my songs, Elvis, Elvis
• 50:57
  Presley. I was like, no, come on, come
• 51:01
  on, mijo, come on, move it like Elvis, Let's go.
• 51:04
  Like oh fuck, didn't you want to have a haircut just like him one
• 51:08
  time now? Like what is this shit Michael
• 51:11
  Jackson? What the hell is that shit
• 51:15
  Michael Jackson? What do you mean like Madonna?
• 51:18
  I wanted it. I know I wanted that Michael
• 51:20
  Jackson, this shit, but my mom said you, you're her.
• 51:24
  Ain't made for that shit. Ain't getting it.
• 51:25
  Ain't getting that missing shit over your head.
• 51:28
  Like damn. Nice.
• 51:32
  My mom something else though, for real.
• 51:35
  It was like it was fun back then being a kid man.
• 51:38
  Like now I'm like wake up it hurt.
• 51:43
  I should have cleaned like my boy pissed off but now be.
• 51:48
  Like, yeah, yeah. Go get clean your house.
• 51:50
  I'm like OK, This is why I play music while I'm cleaning.
• 51:55
  This is why we all play music while we're cleaning.
• 51:57
  Like we. Want to put.
• 51:58
  Stuff on like yeah I remember this but the moment fucking why
• 52:05
  romantic comes on the clubs I have PT and Z.
• 52:08
  Day. Can we change this?
• 52:11
  My mom used to make me clean. On yeah, like that's like how I
• 52:16
  was for Mother's Day. I did this that wondered
• 52:24
  adventure song in memory of my mother on a on attack and I
• 52:29
  broke down Sir, I I broke damn and I I said, you know what I
• 52:35
  said? I'm a poster.
• 52:37
  I ain't care, but I I like damn. I I mean, I've broken down
• 52:41
  recording content before, but I have not broken down like that
• 52:44
  to this certain extent. I was like, damn, 'cause it's
• 52:48
  just brought back. It instantly brought back so
• 52:50
  many memories of cleaning and I only know I picked this song.
• 52:54
  I hate that damn song. Like damn.
• 52:58
  Like we all hate that one song. But this is crazy.
• 53:01
  I identify what you're saying, though.
• 53:03
  It's just crazy, cousin. So you hear that fresh.
• 53:06
  It just hit you though. You taste it right back.
• 53:09
  I know. I know that for a fact.
• 53:14
  And you know. Like the TGIF stuff like if we
• 53:17
  have to fucking fight with my mom because like she want to
• 53:21
  watch her telenovela, we want to watch our TGIF.
• 53:25
  And I'm like Ma the Maria La isn't going to come on till next
• 53:32
  tomorrow, probably Monday. It's on a hiatus right now.
• 53:35
  It's like I want to know what's going on with Jose Maria.
• 53:38
  I'm like oh shit, ma dinosaurs Ma.
• 53:45
  Not the Mama, not the Mama, bro. The Stella novellas, man.
• 53:54
  Like Oh my God, that's weird. She got me into them.
• 53:58
  If it wasn't for her I wouldn't be watching and I wouldn't
• 54:00
  fucking know anything about them.
• 54:02
  Like I'd come home after fucking hanging out with my friends like
• 54:04
  late at night and shit and it's like she's in there watching
• 54:07
  fucking savage savage heart fucking a pirate and some dude
• 54:18
  are brothers and they're falling for the same girl.
• 54:24
  Hey, what the? Hell, is this like I'm supposed
• 54:30
  to know my every day at school? Like I listen to these girls
• 54:37
  talk about their fucking show and it's like what show is this?
• 54:40
  Oh y'all watch that? Like yeah Oh my God, the guy in
• 54:46
  there so fucking. I was like OK, whatever.
• 54:48
  I finally get to watch it is a fucking as a piece.
• 54:51
  It's a story piece. It's like.
• 54:53
  From. 1800s and shit. So fucking the guys are.
• 54:58
  Oh come on, I see what you like it.
• 55:00
  I see why I like it. Corsets, motherfucker.
• 55:03
  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, as soon as I saw a big
• 55:05
  boobs and corset, I was like, oh, I guess we're watching this
• 55:08
  show then. Ma, tell me all about this.
• 55:11
  OK, so he's in love with her. She's married to him and they're
• 55:15
  both brothers and you know, they all this shit.
• 55:18
  I was like OK, OK, what about her?
• 55:20
  Tell me. About her, there's something.
• 55:21
  Listen, my mother used to be with the popper, though she's
• 55:23
  busy this other side. What the hell is this?
• 55:26
  I'm if she used to work, she had to record this shit for her
• 55:30
  record my young and wrestling good, my bold and beautiful.
• 55:33
  I like damn fine. I just said, hey, what?
• 55:35
  I'm going to set the time on this shit.
• 55:36
  I'm going to sit up here and watch this shit and record it.
• 55:38
  I don't want no commercial though so I had to sit there
• 55:43
  doing the summer and record that bullshit.
• 55:46
  I like for the younger generation, we didn't have
• 55:50
  fucking Fast forward at the time we.
• 55:52
  Didn't we had to? Pause.
• 55:54
  We had to pause and sit through this year, come back on record
• 55:59
  same from 11:00 to 3:00. And it was on the VCR.
• 56:06
  And EP. Or SP and SP would be the worst
• 56:10
  thing ever 'cause you'd have to rewind it all the way back.
• 56:13
  Yeah, take forever. EP would be like immediately.
• 56:17
  Yeah, yeah, and she would buy them big ass packs of blank
• 56:21
  tape. Oh my God.
• 56:23
  The AI set a blank tape. What?
• 56:25
  We had so many damn types of Young and the restless involving
• 56:28
  the beautiful General Hospital. Oh God.
• 56:33
  Like my mom be like popping that tape.
• 56:35
  I was like, alright, so one day I forgot to label it and I just
• 56:41
  showed her the latest episodes. Like what happened?
• 56:43
  Well, what happened with this? What happened with that?
• 56:45
  I was like, oh fuck, here, let me go and check all the other
• 56:52
  tapes. And like, here you go.
• 56:55
  I found the first tape, like another second tape, third tape.
• 56:58
  Now we have to go to tape #1 to the last episode she watched
• 57:01
  and. From here you.
• 57:05
  Thank you for the hard me, appreciate that.
• 57:08
  But. Yeah, like our for our freaking
• 57:12
  telenovelas ended yours still going Like what?
• 57:18
  The wrestlers are still going after many years and I'm just.
• 57:20
  Like 30 years she'd been on since the 70 and still going
• 57:25
  strong. Mine was just like One Piece,
• 57:30
  like alright, Maria, it's over with.
• 57:31
  Like alright, thank God. OK, cool.
• 57:33
  Next. I'm tired of this building.
• 57:38
  They killed her off. Alright, cool, the villain, the
• 57:41
  freaking drama and there the villas in there dude.
• 57:44
  But the the villa villains were fucking crazy bro.
• 57:46
  They fucking one of them got mad at freaking had a girl in a
• 57:49
  wheelchair. She got mad at her, yeah she's
• 57:52
  jealous of her and started calling her name.
• 57:55
  Was like don't fuck with my 20 year old boyfriend while she's
• 57:59
  40. I bet everybody knows what I'm
• 58:06
  talking about. They heard us like, oh, yeah, I
• 58:08
  know that. I don't.
• 58:09
  I remember that. Mariela's Water.
• 58:11
  But I used to creep up on them telling my fellas though like
• 58:14
  I'll be scanning through channel.
• 58:17
  I said what is there I just see some fine ass chick.
• 58:20
  I like that they're fine to pick my damn get to watch and I don't
• 58:25
  understand shit they saying. But like then he must be fucking
• 58:28
  around with such as I said. So by quit looking at him though
• 58:32
  I should have kept watching this shit though.
• 58:35
  It shows interesting though, you know what I'm saying?
• 58:38
  I understand what they're saying, but interesting though.
• 58:43
  Queen of the South remade for English, didn't like it.
• 58:46
  Queen of the South telenovela Boy that fucking show was.
• 58:54
  So, so hold on, wait, go back. You said Queen of the Self.
• 58:56
  Is that that one show? Like the cocaine and shit that
• 59:01
  was a telenovela? Yeah, that's the craziest thing
• 59:08
  ever. The main character, main girl on
• 59:11
  that show, the actress would sing cahoots with Del Chapo and
• 59:17
  that and he called her up. He like, introduced himself to
• 59:21
  her because he was watching the show.
• 59:23
  Queen of. The South, yeah.
• 59:25
  And because he thought that the show was real, so he went into
• 59:29
  to talk to this girl. Hold on, what was her name?
• 59:33
  Queen of the South Marina The. Cure.
• 59:43
  That's crazy. I ain't never know that she.
• 59:45
  That's why I'm done. Kate does Castillo fucking
• 59:50
  beautiful as hell. She is in Bad Boys for life.
• 59:56
  And wait a minute. Like I'm trying to figure out
• 1:00:00
  figure out what other shows or movies she's been in that's
• 1:00:03
  like. English.
• 1:00:07
  I know she was on an episode of Weeds.
• 1:00:10
  Yeah, there's Weeds. No, she was on the on the season
• 1:00:15
  of Weeds. She was on the like towards the
• 1:00:17
  final season of Weeds and she was like a main villain on that
• 1:00:19
  show. Did she play the villain Bad boy
• 1:00:23
  for life though? I don't know, I haven't seen
• 1:00:27
  that movie yet. Yeah, I'm saying.
• 1:00:30
  Freaking #4 is on Netflix, but not #3.
• 1:00:34
  That pissed me off. I hated it is Isabel Aretas.
• 1:00:38
  I'm like, can we watch freaking Bad boys #3 before I watch Bad
• 1:00:46
  Boys 4 on Netflix. What the hell?
• 1:00:49
  At least put it on, you know? Yeah, they always switching it
• 1:00:53
  up though. But Queen of S, Queen of South,
• 1:00:55
  like the first episode Queen of South was like, I guess sure,
• 1:01:00
  but it's like the telenovela is like damn, what the fuck?
• 1:01:06
  That's why I did not know that. I thought that was just some
• 1:01:08
  shit they made-up for TV. There there's a character called
• 1:01:14
  a Batman. Yeah, I'm like this Batman.
• 1:01:21
  Or he just wants to be called as Batman.
• 1:01:25
  Damn. And Batman.
• 1:01:29
  That's what. There he is.
• 1:01:38
  Salvador Cervoni and Batman Crazy.
• 1:01:42
  And. Like there's these like crazy
• 1:01:46
  ass characters on this on the freaking telenovela while in the
• 1:01:50
  show. Like I like, was there a
• 1:01:52
  character named of Batman Batman on the show?
• 1:01:58
  Because maybe I would have watched it more.
• 1:02:00
  I don't know. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:02
  But the reason the Chapel contacted Kate del Castillo was
• 1:02:06
  because he watched this show of freaking right now there's food
• 1:02:12
  and like, hey, can we be friends?
• 1:02:15
  And they're like, yeah, OK, cool.
• 1:02:17
  So Kate del Castillo got in trouble because she was friends
• 1:02:19
  with him. And yeah.
• 1:02:23
  Bro. That's crazy.
• 1:02:26
  And they wanted to know where he was at and she wouldn't tell
• 1:02:28
  them. Like, it's like, you know what
• 1:02:29
  whatever. And the biggest fan on Netflix
• 1:02:46
  is about them. Was investigated in Mexico over
• 1:02:51
  a Chapel. Yeah, like the biggest fan on
• 1:02:58
  Netflix is about them. Fuck, definitely watch this shit
• 1:03:01
  tonight. I'm about to watch.
• 1:03:04
  This shit? Hell yeah.
• 1:03:11
  That's crazy dude. Fuck yeah.
• 1:03:13
  I definitely watch it for that moment alone.
• 1:03:16
  Yeah, yeah, I learned new shit every day.
• 1:03:18
  That's why you don't. Do shit every day with me.
• 1:03:22
  Hey, Oh my God, Saturday morning shows.
• 1:03:28
  It's all starting because starting morning shows.
• 1:03:30
  That's crazy. Tell Novella like motherfucker
• 1:03:33
  like. From late nights to the villas,
• 1:03:37
  anything can happen on the show, you know?
• 1:03:39
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:03:41
  So Saturday morning shows, Power Rangers wrestling, Fucking
• 1:03:47
  X-Men, what else that's like I'm trying to remember like if oh,
• 1:03:56
  the the TV show, the teen NBC. Say by the bell CA hang time
• 1:04:06
  they once sell by the NBA. What's the what's the name?
• 1:04:12
  Yeah, yeah, it like after the TV shows golf there there goes
• 1:04:16
  twitch that oh crap, but I don't give a fuck about this NBA shit.
• 1:04:20
  I said what what are shows there?
• 1:04:22
  But down the show 3 say, oh, see the guy see the guys right.
• 1:04:27
  So you know. So there was say but about
• 1:04:29
  Double Up California Dreams, Name Your Adventure Brains and
• 1:04:33
  Brown running the halls say but about the new class, Screech is
• 1:04:36
  still in there. Oh.
• 1:04:38
  My God. Hancock right?
• 1:04:41
  Who them? Oh my shit city guys.
• 1:04:47
  Anyone put this shit back on TV or something?
• 1:04:49
  They do. They do.
• 1:04:50
  Peter Angel, dude. Peter Angel took over the
• 1:04:53
  airway. He had some shit though.
• 1:04:54
  He had some shows for your ass though.
• 1:04:57
  For real. It was a channel on Amazon Prime
• 1:05:00
  that they were showing. Like it'll be every other day.
• 1:05:04
  It'll be a black little show. Like one day we say about beer,
• 1:05:07
  the next day it'll be say about Bear the New class, the next day
• 1:05:11
  it'll be City guys. Or.
• 1:05:13
  But they never had hang time on that shit though, and I was
• 1:05:16
  pissed about the right to ask. Hey, put that hang time on that
• 1:05:20
  bit. But you know, it's crazy.
• 1:05:24
  Damn man, taking me out of way back hang time man and.
• 1:05:29
  Like, alright less, I switched that.
• 1:05:31
  I switched from that to TNBC to MTV at time.
• 1:05:36
  Alright, what's going on today on Saturday and Sunday, 'cause
• 1:05:38
  Saturday and Sunday be like either a whole block of music
• 1:05:42
  videos, MTV Music Awards from the past few years, a whole
• 1:05:49
  marathon of the Real World. I think San Francisco at the
• 1:05:57
  time and San Francisco at the time was when Bill Clinton, so
• 1:06:03
  it was the one with Pedro and it was a whole AIDS epidemic and
• 1:06:07
  everything. So I watched that entire season.
• 1:06:10
  And then LA is like, yeah, I watched up until like a few and
• 1:06:15
  then stop. Like, are y'all becoming too
• 1:06:18
  real for me, bro? It's.
• 1:06:19
  Like, I just watched. I just, I was like, at first I
• 1:06:23
  like, but then I got into real world Chicago, and then, yeah.
• 1:06:30
  And then I got into real world San Diego, now my favorite
• 1:06:34
  season. Their brother, I remember, was a
• 1:06:36
  fool. It's crazy, though.
• 1:06:40
  Then after that, I quit watching.
• 1:06:41
  Yeah, I'm done. Real world.
• 1:06:43
  Chicago was the one where they found out about 911911.
• 1:06:47
  Yeah, yeah, we absolutely won't. Yeah, yeah, another.
• 1:06:51
  One and then San Diego is with the freaking dude.
• 1:06:54
  That guy was like into drugs and everything or.
• 1:06:58
  I know it was like, I mean, I know that first episode though
• 1:07:04
  'cause the old girl dropped the N bomb.
• 1:07:08
  Set the No, not that, no, that's the first San Diego.
• 1:07:13
  Yeah. The first San Diego with
• 1:07:15
  freaking. Yeah, trying to remember which
• 1:07:17
  one. Was this?
• 1:07:20
  I can't forget. I forgot the IT been so long.
• 1:07:24
  Shit, I don't even remember. But I know she should drop that
• 1:07:26
  embalm and her brother was mad, everyone mad, but you know he's
• 1:07:30
  just telling everyone right. Then she said that she got raped
• 1:07:33
  by some dudes and and then they squashed it and all that and
• 1:07:39
  well, it was crazy. Crazy.
• 1:07:41
  This season, though. Brad.
• 1:07:43
  Jamie Brad, that's a fool. That's a fool name.
• 1:07:46
  Who said that? Jamie Chung.
• 1:07:48
  Yeah, Jamie. Chung was in it, possibly Robin,
• 1:07:53
  who said. That Robin, she's been a fucking
• 1:07:54
  yeah. That's the one.
• 1:07:55
  That's that's a yeah. The one that yeah, I figured she
• 1:07:58
  did. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:59
  She dropped an inbound. She's, yeah, she's been a
• 1:08:03
  massive racist since the entire Challenge seasons.
• 1:08:07
  She's known for that. Cameron Eubanks, Randy Berry.
• 1:08:10
  She passed away. Frankie Evernati.
• 1:08:13
  Oh, Frankie passed away, that Randy.
• 1:08:14
  Yeah, Frank, that's what she had the disease, Yeah.
• 1:08:18
  And I think you're talking about Jack keys and.
• 1:08:20
  Jack yeah, that my boy man he was on there for hey.
• 1:08:26
  Like like that one show and like Brad got arrested.
• 1:08:29
  That's all I remember from that show, Brad getting arrested.
• 1:08:33
  Ain't no the fool got arrested though, you know I don't.
• 1:08:36
  It don't surprise me though, but you know.
• 1:08:38
  And Jamie Chung apparently was in this show and it's like, oh
• 1:08:41
  shit, she's now a fucking hard ass actress.
• 1:08:46
  Yeah, Big Hero 6 Mulan. Yeah, hell.
• 1:08:50
  Yeah, the gifted. There it is.
• 1:08:53
  Yeah, yeah, but if you ask me when they started that real
• 1:08:59
  world and that road will Rd. rule shit, that's what that was
• 1:09:03
  the beginning of the end MTVS movie.
• 1:09:08
  That's that's my that's my that's my opinion.
• 1:09:10
  I always I tell them every day that TRL shit, that shit was
• 1:09:14
  horrible. It was terrible, right?
• 1:09:17
  Terrible. I'm like, man, I said my even
• 1:09:20
  today. Will you look at like where the
• 1:09:21
  fucking videos here? Like come on.
• 1:09:25
  The first song, the first song they were played on my on TRL
• 1:09:29
  was a rock song. It was a Monster Magnet and it
• 1:09:34
  was a #10 So like I just found this out too.
• 1:09:38
  It's like every every other song is now is like freaking of, you
• 1:09:42
  know, pop and everything. The 1st episode of TRL day like
• 1:09:47
  oh like let's do the top 10 and #10 was a fucking hard ass rock
• 1:09:51
  song and everybody's all like and then it changed the next
• 1:09:54
  week to all pop. It's like they fuck.
• 1:09:57
  They fucked up on this was like, we don't.
• 1:09:59
  Know what we got? Come Backstreet was In Sync
• 1:10:02
  Britain Sprit Island took over. And it's great.
• 1:10:06
  Now, that was the people's Friday nights, but Saturday was
• 1:10:10
  just like looking for that, the Michael Jackson concert.
• 1:10:15
  It all depended on how Saturday was going to be.
• 1:10:18
  For me. It's like, alright was like,
• 1:10:19
  look at the TV guys, scroll over to the next few days.
• 1:10:23
  It's like, alright, Saturday, Sunday, it's like OK to be, to
• 1:10:25
  be another motherfucker. Oh yeah.
• 1:10:29
  Like, and then it'd be if they have something good, it's like,
• 1:10:31
  alright, I'll stay here. I stay home and watch it.
• 1:10:34
  If not, I'm going out to my friend's house.
• 1:10:36
  Bye. What are you guys going to do?
• 1:10:40
  Possibly listen to music and play fucking Legend of Zelda.
• 1:10:44
  Yeah, yeah, this shit crazy though.
• 1:10:48
  Which happened every fucking weekend.
• 1:10:50
  Or watch wrestling. Yeah.
• 1:10:54
  And if it was wrestling, it'd be like if it was a wrestling
• 1:10:56
  pay-per-view. I was like, let me borrow your
• 1:10:58
  he'd be like, let me borrow your BCR.
• 1:11:00
  Like you don't have one. Like why?
• 1:11:04
  Like your mom worked. I'm kidding, bro, I'm kidding.
• 1:11:06
  I know he didn't listen to this. I'm just kidding.
• 1:11:08
  I'm kidding. I I fucking enjoyed unplugging
• 1:11:12
  my VTR, taking this thing off and going to your house every
• 1:11:16
  fucking weekend with that. Yeah, right.
• 1:11:18
  Well done struggling. Getting yelled at, coming home
• 1:11:20
  to. Get yelled at coming.
• 1:11:22
  Where the fuck is my VTR? Oh.
• 1:11:24
  Yeah, yeah, I'm hooking that shit was a jab in yourself.
• 1:11:30
  Shoot, 'cause we had no AV cable.
• 1:11:33
  Like so shit red band people on the back talking.
• 1:11:38
  About Rd. Real World, Rd. rules everything
• 1:11:40
  that was happening on MTV on Saturday morning, Saturday, all
• 1:11:43
  day afternoon. Oh shit.
• 1:11:48
  And don't let the Movie Awards be on.
• 1:11:50
  Are they gonna show that further on a repeat like 50 times in the
• 1:11:54
  week? In the week.
• 1:11:56
  And the music video? Award, Yeah.
• 1:11:59
  Were insane. Damn.
• 1:12:05
  Should have done this earlier, I don't know why I didn't.
• 1:12:11
  Oops. Oh man, OK anyway damn, we just
• 1:12:18
  go off on anything on our tangent like we were just
• 1:12:21
  talking about starting more shows.
• 1:12:22
  What the hell did we talk about? MTV?
• 1:12:25
  Are you ready to end this? You're ready to go bro.
• 1:12:31
  You ready? I'm ready.
• 1:12:33
  It's like just realized that like.
• 1:12:36
  We just get it again. Doubt.
• 1:12:37
  Don't worry about it. Carl is killing.
• 1:12:40
  It's awesome. Whatever.
• 1:12:44
  You want man, We're we're here all fucking night, man.
• 1:12:47
  I'm kidding these. Two brothers popped it up.
• 1:12:50
  Man, for real. Fucking level up the nostalgia
• 1:12:52
  here. All.
• 1:12:56
  Right next week is the June episode.
• 1:13:01
  We're starting June with a bang. The start of the summer always
• 1:13:04
  means the start of summer movies.
• 1:13:07
  Yeah, and we had a. Lot of them back in the 90s bro.
• 1:13:11
  Like you not. Let us know in the comments what
• 1:13:15
  your favorite blockbuster summer was and how many times did you
• 1:13:18
  go and watch it for now? Like, because you know, now it's
• 1:13:24
  like much easier to get in there now.
• 1:13:27
  I had a friend who watched Captain America Winter Soldier
• 1:13:30
  about 13 times. Damn.
• 1:13:33
  Yeah, and yeah, this dude going to fucking.
• 1:13:39
  And that's how we know because he used to tell us, like
• 1:13:42
  everyone of us, like all of our friends and their friend group,
• 1:13:44
  he to tell us how many times he'd go.
• 1:13:46
  Like, all right, I'm headed out to watch it.
• 1:13:47
  I'm headed out to watch it. I'm headed out to watch it and
• 1:13:50
  you know, it was a great movie and we brank it on how good the
• 1:13:53
  movie was based on how many times you've watched it.
• 1:13:55
  He's watched Captain America Winter Soldier 1314 times.
• 1:13:59
  He's watched other movies the same amount of time, but lesser.
• 1:14:03
  Damn I can't, that was a good movie though man.
• 1:14:06
  Damn. But I won't see no shit that
• 1:14:08
  shit. No 13 time, though.
• 1:14:12
  I think I watched I don't know how many times I watched the
• 1:14:15
  movie back. No, back then, dude, I sneak, I
• 1:14:18
  go in the morning and like I sneak around and like keep on
• 1:14:23
  staying at other places and like later on that day because like I
• 1:14:29
  had nothing else to do, I didn't want to go.
• 1:14:30
  Home and clean. I didn't want to go home and
• 1:14:32
  deal with my mom and all the stuff that was going on, so I
• 1:14:37
  went to go watch Scream 2. Watching Scream 2 and then
• 1:14:40
  leaving there and then, like, you know, I don't want to go
• 1:14:42
  home. I'm going to go watch another
• 1:14:44
  movie. So I snuck into another movie
• 1:14:46
  that was just starting. Everybody that worked there knew
• 1:14:49
  me. They were fucking went to high
• 1:14:52
  school together, all of us. So it was.
• 1:14:54
  Like, and high school was around the corner.
• 1:14:56
  You know, I'd go from summer school from that place, go
• 1:15:01
  straight to the movie to go watch it.
• 1:15:03
  And then like, hey, what's going on, man?
• 1:15:05
  It's like, yeah, cool. No, not much.
• 1:15:07
  What are you watching? Scream, too, Like, all right.
• 1:15:11
  What other movies? Good.
• 1:15:12
  It's like so and so it's like, all right, I'm going to go in
• 1:15:14
  there. It's like OK.
• 1:15:15
  That's what the my cousin used to work for theater and he said,
• 1:15:19
  he said he snugged me and he said my cousin lost a ticket for
• 1:15:22
  Baby Geniuses with the last, with the last with the last show
• 1:15:26
  on the Baby Geniuses was over. So they switched the movie in
• 1:15:29
  the theater. I was in Cruel Intentions play.
• 1:15:32
  Oh yes. So.
• 1:15:36
  That's our cruel attention. And I didn't get out of there
• 1:15:40
  till like 1145, past my curfew. I caught so much shit.
• 1:15:46
  And I I said the move was move was made, right?
• 1:15:50
  What? What can I do?
• 1:15:51
  But yeah, but yeah. So even sneaking on movies back
• 1:15:54
  in the day though, nobody. 'S paying attention to the
• 1:15:57
  cameras. Wow.
• 1:16:00
  Now it's just like, now it's just like whatever they are.
• 1:16:04
  Yeah. Yeah, I see you right here that
• 1:16:07
  you pay like. Yeah, the other.
• 1:16:10
  Movie. Not for this movie.
• 1:16:12
  It's like. Alright, and they got some sign
• 1:16:15
  sign seats on your head though. Like, shit, do they got that out
• 1:16:20
  there? Which ones?
• 1:16:22
  You got to all pick your seat like you say.
• 1:16:25
  Yeah, OK. It's the dumbest shit in my
• 1:16:28
  life. I like that.
• 1:16:30
  Now we got AVIP section so you can get to like the folding
• 1:16:33
  chair with the heated chair and shit.
• 1:16:35
  Oh. Yeah.
• 1:16:39
  So yeah, we want to know the What was your favorite
• 1:16:41
  blockbuster summer movie back then?
• 1:16:46
  ID 4. Like on Independence Day, ID 4.
• 1:16:50
  Dude, I watched that three times in the summer.
• 1:16:56
  That summer. Damn and.
• 1:16:58
  I was like, Will Smith, bro, he's gonna be somebody one day.
• 1:17:01
  Watch Hell Yeah. You saw a Dean?
• 1:17:05
  You can see it then. Yeah, I remember my mother.
• 1:17:08
  She had a temporary job for the Blockbuster headquarters in
• 1:17:13
  Dallas. She worked in the mail room, and
• 1:17:16
  that was around the time when ID 4 was coming to the theater this
• 1:17:19
  summer. When I tell you she brought, she
• 1:17:22
  got let go from the job. She brought home so much fucking
• 1:17:26
  merchandise for ID Four. It was ridiculous.
• 1:17:32
  I should have kept that shit. I could have made some money to
• 1:17:34
  this day. There you go.
• 1:17:36
  Damn. To this day.
• 1:17:38
  You get to this day, you know how people people love that
• 1:17:41
  shit? People love ID 4.
• 1:17:42
  Not the second one. That's the second one tray, but
• 1:17:44
  I haven't seen the second. One I don't know anything about.
• 1:17:47
  The second one, don't watch it bro, listen to your brother,
• 1:17:50
  don't watch this shit. Save yourself to agony and pain
• 1:17:55
  that shit. I bought this shit years ago and
• 1:17:58
  I only watched it one time. I regret buying this shit, it's
• 1:18:01
  terrible. That ID for speech is iconic
• 1:18:05
  though. Oh.
• 1:18:06
  Yeah, why man, when I shit hit video, you couldn't find that
• 1:18:12
  shit nowhere. You couldn't even rent that
• 1:18:14
  shit. Couldn't even rent it.
• 1:18:15
  Yeah. Like about that shit.
• 1:18:18
  Or either that or rent it on on demand.
• 1:18:23
  And at the time was like freaking $500.00 for a freaking
• 1:18:29
  24 hours. Like so.
• 1:18:33
  So I can only have it for 24 hours, but yeah.
• 1:18:36
  And it plays all day. I did that with Scream one
• 1:18:39
  because I didn't go watch it. I didn't know anything about
• 1:18:40
  Scream. One I remember, I remember them
• 1:18:42
  days you can watch the you order this shit and it'll play all
• 1:18:45
  damn day over and over again and scream.
• 1:18:48
  It's like I. Didn't know anything about
• 1:18:50
  Scream one and then like it'd be showing up on the TV guy like.
• 1:18:54
  Yeah, yeah. And I'd be like, oh, OK.
• 1:18:57
  And then like, I like, like, all right, let me order it.
• 1:19:02
  And then I play it and it's like Dion all day as it's like, I
• 1:19:05
  only watched it once that all day.
• 1:19:08
  It's awesome. And then my brother and sisters
• 1:19:10
  came home and we're just hanging out.
• 1:19:12
  I was like, you want to watch the screams?
• 1:19:13
  Like what's that like? So I put it on.
• 1:19:15
  All right, cool, awesome. There it is, 24 hours done.
• 1:19:18
  My pleasant one night he had he had just seen that theater so he
• 1:19:22
  can't help. Was that my other half?
• 1:19:24
  So they laying up in the dark talking about the movie.
• 1:19:26
  He's recite, he's talking. He explained the whole move from
• 1:19:29
  beginning to the end. I said now he won't see this
• 1:19:31
  shit. But I said, but you explained
• 1:19:33
  this shit and this shit sounds so gangster dope.
• 1:19:35
  I said I'm gonna wait to hear video.
• 1:19:37
  Even Renee. It changed my life.
• 1:19:44
  Even wrestling paper views there's like.
• 1:19:47
  Damn, you were more WrestleMania all day long.
• 1:19:51
  Oh God for WrestleMania 2000. Not even that for WrestleMania
• 1:19:56
  13, I think isn't one. I was at my friend's house and
• 1:20:01
  they're playing like, you know what, I gotta go.
• 1:20:04
  They didn't play. It was like they're just playing
• 1:20:06
  the 30 minute previews like I. Gotta go and then I get home.
• 1:20:10
  Can't. Even play my mom's sleeping.
• 1:20:12
  I can't order, I can't call, you know, 'cause you know, parent
• 1:20:14
  permission, all that shit. Yeah.
• 1:20:17
  So I turned it into the channel and the squiggly lines, which by
• 1:20:23
  the way, if you know about the squiggly lines.
• 1:20:28
  I do. You had a great childhood, I.
• 1:20:31
  Sure do. It was amazing.
• 1:20:33
  Other movies are not able to talk about the moment, but the
• 1:20:37
  squiggly lines for the for wrestling is like you know, I
• 1:20:40
  heard it aside. I was like alright, cool,
• 1:20:42
  awesome. And then like my mom finally
• 1:20:44
  wakes up. Like can I order this like now?
• 1:20:48
  Do you just watch it? Did I just hear you watch it?
• 1:20:50
  I was like it was. I listen to.
• 1:20:53
  I listen to it. It was a great show.
• 1:20:55
  I listened to it. Can I, can I like, can you order
• 1:20:58
  it so I can watch it? It's my birthday.
• 1:21:00
  I listened to WrestleMania 19 like that thing my because my
• 1:21:04
  morning. At 13 or 12?
• 1:21:08
  Yeah, during the days, though, I sound care about listening to.
• 1:21:12
  I don't need to see that. I heard Jim Rouse.
• 1:21:15
  I'm cool. I'm straight.
• 1:21:16
  Oh. Man, it is some fun time back
• 1:21:22
  then man. I did.
• 1:21:26
  All right, so let us know before we go again, your favorite
• 1:21:32
  blockbuster supper movie. How many times did you go and
• 1:21:34
  watch it? All right, y'all, that's the
• 1:21:37
  last boss down on this week's Throwback drill ride.
• 1:21:40
  We hit every memory checkpoint, drop cafeteria cheat codes, and
• 1:21:45
  double jump through more nostalgia than a sleepover stock
• 1:21:48
  with Hector coolers. And Are You Afraid of Dark on
• 1:21:50
  VHS? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:52
  Big shout out to my boy Greg rolling through like The Fresh
• 1:21:55
  Prince with a Game Boy in one hand and the blockbuster Lafy on
• 1:21:58
  the other. My guy right here could clear
• 1:22:00
  Turtles in Time, beat NBA Jam in 1/4 and still make it home for
• 1:22:04
  Boy Meets World. Damn right.
• 1:22:06
  Boom Shaka laga from downtown Whether?
• 1:22:16
  You were speaking. Whether you were sneaking beers
• 1:22:24
  and Butthead, quoting the mask, smoking or choreographing Power
• 1:22:29
  Rangers fights on a trampoline. Bring your bring your damn knee.
• 1:22:38
  Remember you belong here because on my third place we don't just
• 1:22:41
  remember the 90s. We save it to slot A and
• 1:22:44
  replayed it on the hard mode. Powered by Pizza Hut bucket
• 1:22:47
  vouchers, Trapper Keepers and the surge of gentlemen when
• 1:22:50
  someone handed you to player 2 controller on Goldeneye.
• 1:22:56
  So when life flashes the Game over screen, pull up Zach Morris
• 1:22:59
  call timeout punch in the M3P code controller throwing debates
• 1:23:06
  Snapple flavored wisdom mixtape energy with a burn CD heart boss
• 1:23:11
  fights with adulting toe jam and Earl style whisper lore, plus a
• 1:23:15
  stone cold stunner of Chaos Smack that follow like you just
• 1:23:19
  got an odd job in Goldeneye. Tell your AIM buddies America
• 1:23:25
  instant messenger. Tell your AIM buddies that that
• 1:23:31
  one uncle, or that one uncle who still swears by Double Dragon
• 1:23:36
  Empty reads the spot we Keep it, Goosebumps on the night stand,
• 1:23:40
  late night Cartoon Network reruns and Game Pro cheat code
• 1:23:43
  Rio in here. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:23:46
  Until next time, stay fresh, stay reckless, and never trust
• 1:23:49
  anyone who says they didn't cry during the Iron Giant.
• 1:23:57
  Ain't never seen it. Oh shit, come on.
• 1:24:01
  Everybody else watch this shit after I ain't possible watch
• 1:24:03
  this shit. Catches on Instagram, TikTok
• 1:24:07
  threads, Facebook, blue sky, even your friends sidekick.
• 1:24:10
  If you're feeling bold, drop your all time favorite summer
• 1:24:13
  blockbuster in the comments or stacking answers like pogs for
• 1:24:16
  next week's. But brother alliance, brother
• 1:24:22
  alliance brother Greg, thanks for keeping it 90 and to
• 1:24:24
  everyone listening. This is my third place podcast
• 1:24:27
  where community, creativity and just the right amount of chaos
• 1:24:30
  always collide.