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Slip into The Void · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: My name's Serena Vincent and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: This episode is rated M for Misty. Yes, that's right,
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  Speaker 2: this is a Misty episode, so it will be laced
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  Speaker 2: with profanity even more than usual. If you're not comfortable
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  Speaker 2: with this level of profanity, perhaps this isn't the episode
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  Speaker 2: for you. But we have many other episodes to choose
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  Speaker 2: from that do not feature Misty and will probably be
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  Speaker 2: far less offensive. Okay, maybe. That having been said, on
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  Speaker 2: with the show.
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  Speaker 3: It's showtime. Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts
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  Speaker 3: of power. What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 4: I am Misty. And I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 5: And we're coming to you live via digital recording from
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  Speaker 5: the bastion of awesomeness.
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  Speaker 1: I had to clean the table off. It was kind
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  Speaker 1: of gross. It's clean now, though, so we're good.
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  Speaker 6: There's like a gross recap at the beginning of all
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  Speaker 6: these episodes.
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  Speaker 1: It was kind of like spur of the moment. It
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  Speaker 1: was just like, hey, okay, clean that table off.
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  Speaker 6: It's always a good time to hang out and watch
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  Speaker 6: movies and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It always is.
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  Speaker 6: Speaking of which, have you seen anything lately?
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  Speaker 1: Deep sigh of regret. What am I going to get
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  Speaker 1: from some of the things that I've seen recently? I
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: guess I could start at... Should I start with TV shows?
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  Speaker 1: Because I've watched a couple of series. Or should I
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: go straight for the movies?
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  Speaker 6: Let's start with movies.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, movies. I watched two different remakes.
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  Speaker 7: On purpose.
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  Speaker 1: On purpose. Because I'm a glutton for punishment.
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  Speaker 6: See, because remakes usually frustrate you. Like, I've gotten to
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  Speaker 6: where I don't care anymore. But as long as they
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  Speaker 6: are decent and watchable.
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  Speaker 1: It depends on the... One of them could probably use
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  Speaker 1: a decent remake. This wasn't it. Dementia 13.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 1: They remade it with a bunch of people I'd never
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  Speaker 1: heard of by a filmmaker I'd never heard of.
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  Speaker 6: Not Coppola.
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  Speaker 1: No, not Coppola.
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  Speaker 6: We have done a Dementia 13 episode. If you remember,
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  Speaker 6: it was a long damn time ago on the original.
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  Speaker 1: We did.
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  Speaker 6: You were part of it.
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  Speaker 1: I remember watching the movie, but Boyfriend didn't watch it.
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  Speaker 1: It was Boyfriend on this one, because he says he
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  Speaker 1: didn't watch it.
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  Speaker 6: Pretty sure you were both there.
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  Speaker 7: What was I watching?
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  Speaker 1: The original Dementia 13.
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  Speaker 7: What happened in it?
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  Speaker 1: People died.
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  Speaker 6: They go to Ireland, too, don't they?
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  Speaker 8: Huh?
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  Speaker 6: What? Aren't they in Ireland?
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  Speaker 1: I thought they were in a castle.
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  Speaker 6: Somewhere in the UK, in some sort of castle.
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  Speaker 1: It's in black and white, so you probably fell asleep.
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  Speaker 8: I probably did.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the remake, it's... I can't... I don't remember the
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  Speaker 1: original one that... I'm not, like, super familiar with it,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm like, I'll watch the remake. Just for shits
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  Speaker 1: and giggles. Okay. The wife of the first guy who dies? Well,
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  Speaker 1: she kills him. Spoiler alert. In the first one. It
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  Speaker 1: happened in, like, the first fucking ten minutes. I'm not, like,
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  Speaker 1: ruining the whole thing.
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  Speaker 6: I think that was the way in the first one, too.
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  Speaker 1: He had a heart attack.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: And they were on, like, a boat or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I looked it up.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I looked it up. According to the internet... In the original,
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  Speaker 1: he died on the boat and realizing that she's not
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  Speaker 1: going to get shit if they find his body, she
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  Speaker 1: throws him over the water. In this one, he's still
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  Speaker 1: going to tell her that, hey, you're not going to
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  Speaker 1: get anything if I die or whatever. So she shoots him.
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  Speaker 6: It's a bad way to intro yourself into something.
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  Speaker 1: She shoots him and hits him with an oar and
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  Speaker 1: there's just all kinds of him not dying fast enough.
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  Speaker 1: And there's this big old whole subplot about how she's
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  Speaker 1: already at the castle that she ends up at in
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  Speaker 1: the first one. In the first one, she invites herself
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  Speaker 1: to the castle.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and it was like the family castle for their family.
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  Speaker 1: She's already at the family castle for this one. They're
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  Speaker 1: having a big get-together to memorialize the dead girl. As
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  Speaker 1: you do, apparently. The dead girl, the youngest daughter who
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  Speaker 1: died as a child or whatever. So while she's there
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  Speaker 1: in the house without the other family there, she's secretly
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  Speaker 1: selling off all the furniture.
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  Speaker 6: Shady.
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  Speaker 1: She's all kind of shady. And this one... It's been
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  Speaker 1: a long time since I've seen the original. Were there
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  Speaker 1: actual ghosts in that one?
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  Speaker 6: I don't remember it being. Again, it was supposed to
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  Speaker 6: be kind of spooky. And then by the end, it's
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  Speaker 6: more of a Scooby-Doo ending. And they're like, ha-ha, it
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  Speaker 6: was this person all along.
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  Speaker 1: It was like one of the brothers or something. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's when you get the whole, you know, you get
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  Speaker 1: the bad guys because you have her co-conspirators trying to
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  Speaker 1: steal shit to come break into the house. And then,
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  Speaker 1: oh my God, there is a ghost. And it's the
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  Speaker 1: little girl. And I just spoiled the hell out of
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  Speaker 1: this movie, which you shouldn't watch it anyways because it's
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  Speaker 1: not worth your time.
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  Speaker 6: Now, the original is the one that I will still,
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  Speaker 6: on regular, especially when I hear the song, I will
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  Speaker 6: give you credit on a regular basis. Because you, in
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  Speaker 6: the middle of us watching Dementia 13, the original one,
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  Speaker 6: you called out the line from that movie that I
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  Speaker 6: can only assume Tom Petty stole from?
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  Speaker 1: Which one?
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  Speaker 6: In the middle of the original Dementia 13, one of
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  Speaker 6: these UK people says, you can tell she's an American girl,
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  Speaker 6: raised on promises.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good song.
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  Speaker 6: And I wasn't even paying attention. You called it out.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, oh, yeah, that is word for word.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, unless he just accidentally came up with the
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  Speaker 6: exact same line word for word.
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  Speaker 1: How do you accidentally get that exact same word?
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  Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying. It's a relatively old movie, so
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  Speaker 6: I'm sure Tom probably sat around watching some old schlocky movies.
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  Speaker 1: I miss Tom Petty. Yeah. He was pretty cool.
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  Speaker 6: He seemed pretty cool.
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  Speaker 1: Should I move on to remake number two?
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  Speaker 6: Alright, if you've exhausted all the fun of Dimension 13.
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  Speaker 2: I watched that.
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  Speaker 1: You did watch it.
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  Speaker 6: Sort of.
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  Speaker 1: You were on your phone a 90% of the time.
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  Speaker 7: I don't remember it though.
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  Speaker 1: Girl ghosts. Tiny girl ghosts.
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  Speaker 6: Woo!
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  Speaker 7: Not ringing a bell.
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  Speaker 6: How tiny are we talking?
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  Speaker 1: She's like, this big.
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  Speaker 6: What happened in the film? You guys at home can't tell.
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  Speaker 6: That was maybe two and a half feet. I don't
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  Speaker 6: remember what happened.
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  Speaker 1: You don't remember the whiny guy? He had the gun
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  Speaker 1: and he was running and then he got shot by
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  Speaker 1: the other guy and You were like, and then you
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  Speaker 1: were not happy with that.
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  Speaker 6: There's a whole reenactment of the movie right there.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember that. I'm watching the movie, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: it's broad daylight. And she shows up at the house,
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  Speaker 1: and five seconds later, it's middle of the night. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck just happened? We went from broad daylight.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, now I remember. This is in the castle.
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  Speaker 6: And this is a recent remake, right?
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  Speaker 7: I didn't think it was that bad.
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  Speaker 1: Last year, year before. It's better than the other remake
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  Speaker 1: I watched. It was a complete shitstorm and a waste
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  Speaker 1: of my fucking time.
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  Speaker 7: What was the other one?
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  Speaker 6: What was this one called?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, this would be the Cabin Fever remake.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, well, yeah. It's got to be recent because they
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  Speaker 6: just made the first one.
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  Speaker 4: In my mind.
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  Speaker 6: I know. Again, I try not to.
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  Speaker 1: It's been, what, 15 years?
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  Speaker 6: I try not to complain about that. That's the ones
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  Speaker 6: that I'm just like, but we just had that. Why
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  Speaker 6: bother with remaking that? There's plenty of old stuff you
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  Speaker 6: can remake.
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  Speaker 1: I could even understand if you wanted to explore a
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  Speaker 1: different story.
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  Speaker 8: Definitely.
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  Speaker 1: This was the exact same fucking characters. Same names.
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  Speaker 6: Wait, what happens in it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's in the water, and they say it. I
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  Speaker 1: don't remember them actually saying it.
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  Speaker 6: Did they bring that lady in from the theater to
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  Speaker 6: do it?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 6: Because that'd be pretty awesome if they found her.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a long time since I watched the original,
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  Speaker 1: and I will fucking fight to the death with it.
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  Speaker 1: I love Cabin Fever. Is it the greatest movie there
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  Speaker 1: ever was? No, but goddammit, it is a fun movie.
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  Speaker 6: I do remember it being entertaining.
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  Speaker 1: But did they actually say the line in the movie, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's in the water?
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  Speaker 6: I swear I thought that was just the lady in
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  Speaker 6: the theater.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I thought, too.
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  Speaker 6: That's the joke we've made for 15 years.
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  Speaker 1: Whoever remade this fucking movie.
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  Speaker 6: Was sitting next to her.
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  Speaker 1: Because the actor, when he realizes it's in the water.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: It's in the water. It's in the water.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, dude.
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  Speaker 8: Son of a bitch.
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  Speaker 1: That or he watched me. Or he listened to me
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  Speaker 1: talk about it at some point.
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  Speaker 6: That's true. We've said it a thousand times on this
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  Speaker 6: show over the years.
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  Speaker 1: Like, legit.
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  Speaker 3: The actor.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's like, it's the exact same characters. Completely different cast.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Like, same name characters. Like, there is no variation.
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  Speaker 6: Did the other one happen? Is it like a continuing timeline? No,
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  Speaker 6: this is.
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  Speaker 1: A fucking remake. It is almost line for line the
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  Speaker 1: exact same fucking movie.
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  Speaker 6: Well, again, there becomes that weird gray area sometimes where
• 9:02
  Speaker 6: it is technically a remake, but then they kind of
• 9:04
  Speaker 6: pretend like the other one happened and they refer to it. No.
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  Speaker 6: Which I will get to on the only thing I
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  Speaker 6: remembered that I watched recently. So we'll get back to that.
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  Speaker 6: But they do kind of that same maneuver in the
• 9:14
  Speaker 6: one that I just watched.
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  Speaker 1: No, this is exactly the same. Okay. The only fucking
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: difference in the characters is the guy who was blonde
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  Speaker 1: in the first movie is now a brunette.
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  Speaker 6: Ah, well, it changes everything.
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: Like I said, they have the exact same names. They
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: are the exact same characters, but less likable. Because I
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: love Rider Strong.
• 9:35
  Speaker 6: They're all pretty likable, that first one.
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: You know, and even the fucking jackass you got, and
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: I'll say it, they fucking removed one of the stupidest
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: lines that makes me laugh every goddamn time, and I'm
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: going to say it, and I'll probably get complaints. I'm
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: going to go shoot squirrels. Why are you going to
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: shoot squirrels? Because they're gay. I'm just kidding. I don't
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: care if they're gay or not.
• 9:58
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna shoot them anyway it's the stupidest thing that's
• 10:01
  Speaker 10: ever happened it is a very stupid line and it
• 10:03
  Speaker 10: was 15 years ago it's surprising how much you you
• 10:06
  Speaker 10: know even that something that dumb people probably would bother with.
• 10:09
  Speaker 6: Now it's it's a different time 15 years ago But.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it follows the exact same scene for scene. Like
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  Speaker 1: I said, a lot of the dialogue is exactly the same.
• 10:21
  Speaker 6: These are the ones I don't understand. I'm like, what's
• 10:24
  Speaker 6: the point? Why wouldn't I just go watch the other one?
• 10:26
  Speaker 6: Or why would you waste money? making the exact same
• 10:30
  Speaker 6: thing it already exists.
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: I don't understand because apparently eli roth was like okay
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: with this he's like yeah i really like that i
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: think it's really good and.
• 10:37
  Speaker 6: I'm like because it's just like yours you ought to
• 10:39
  Speaker 6: like it but.
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: It's not good that's the thing i mean the original
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: like i said it's not gonna win any oscars it's
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: not gonna win any awards except for the misty award
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: for being awesome but it's not gonna like it's not it's.
• 10:51
  Speaker 6: We're gonna add that to the spoilers next.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: Year yeah the misty yeah and kevin fever is gonna
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: win i don't even care But it's literally, and it
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  Speaker 1: just unfolds. They make one difference.
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  Speaker 6: All right. Other than the hair.
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: Remember the doofy, like, deputy guy? You remember the doofy mustache-having,
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  Speaker 1: kind of ridiculous, hey, man, how's it going?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 1: Blonde chick.
• 11:16
  Speaker 6: Well, I gotta mix it up.
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: Who might be into other chicks. Because she says almost
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  Speaker 1: the exact same lines that he has directed towards the
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: girl that he's with. Like, yeah, you know, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: just like.
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  Speaker 6: If you swap out the genders, it's a whole new thing.
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  Speaker 1: Dude. And the very, very end, they have a slight difference.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: It's not a big enough difference to warrant watching this movie.
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: If you want to watch it, just watch the original
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  Speaker 1: and it'll be way more fun.
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  Speaker 8: All right.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because I guess they're... there's not even a name
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  Speaker 1: because I don't know his name I know his sister's
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  Speaker 1: name and I can't even say it so I was
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: looking at this dude and I'm like this dude looks
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  Speaker 1: familiar but I don't actually know him but he's the
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  Speaker 1: brother of that one chick who's kind of hot with
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: the blue eyes and the dark hair Alex Alexandra Daddario
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: I just totally slaughtered the fuck out of her name.
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  Speaker 11: I'm sure I'd recognize her more or less you would
• 12:12
  Speaker 11: she's been in a couple horror movies she's kind of
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  Speaker 11: pretty kind of like a chick version of this dude
• 12:18
  Speaker 11: but it's her brother and.
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  Speaker 6: That happens with families yeah i.
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  Speaker 1: Know it's crazy but uh yeah alexandra daddario i guess
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: i can't even say her goddamn name you're gonna know
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: her when you see her she was in like she
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: was in one of the texas chainsaw massacre movies like
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: where she plays his sister.
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  Speaker 6: Anything after four i've totally lost track all of the
• 12:41
  Speaker 6: new ones all of the even the first remake i
• 12:44
  Speaker 6: kind of remember but like They've done so many other
• 12:46
  Speaker 6: things since then.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: Who's the one that made them sense? Because the timeline
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: was way off.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, not that any of those other ones made sense. Like,
• 12:56
  Speaker 6: two is awesome, but I don't know how much sense
• 12:58
  Speaker 6: it makes. Four is pretty awesome. Yeah, okay. I do
• 13:03
  Speaker 6: totally recognize. Actually, I think I just Googled her like
• 13:06
  Speaker 6: last week because I was trying to figure out why
• 13:08
  Speaker 6: she looked so familiar.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: She's on a TV show now.
• 13:11
  Speaker 6: She's on something I was watching and I was like,
• 13:13
  Speaker 6: she looks familiar. Why does she look familiar? So, Everybody
• 13:17
  Speaker 6: at home, Google her up. She looks familiar.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Alexandra Daddario? Daddario?
• 13:22
  Speaker 6: Daddario sounds catchy. I'd go with that. Yeah. If that's
• 13:25
  Speaker 6: not it, lady, change her name.
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: But yeah, her brother's pretty hot. That's all you need.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: That's all you need right there.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, she's, you know, she's not doing so
• 13:33
  Speaker 6: bad herself. It doesn't surprise me that her brother would
• 13:36
  Speaker 6: also be hot.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to find a good picture of him. I
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: can't find a good picture, but there he is.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he looks... oddly familiar. Like maybe I saw him
• 13:47
  Speaker 6: in something too. So, all right. The D'Addario's are on
• 13:51
  Speaker 6: to it. They're catching on. Yeah.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: You didn't watch, did you? You watched part of it.
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  Speaker 6: I think.
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: What?
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: A Cabin Fever remake.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't care enough.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: And it seems like they added, they had to have
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: more gratuitous sex. They did add two gratuitous sex scenes
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: that I do not remember being in the first one.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: And I don't remember the dark hair girl who would
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: have been, what's her name?
• 14:12
  Speaker 6: Who doesn't like me?
• 14:13
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Um, I don't remember her having sex with.
• 14:15
  Speaker 6: Previous guests?
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: I don't remember her having sex with both of the... Like,
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: her boyfriend and the Rider Strong character.
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  Speaker 6: I don't remember that, but again, it has been a
• 14:26
  Speaker 6: long time since I've seen the person.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: I don't remember that, but I was just like, I
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: don't remember that. How am I supposed to care about...
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: I don't like this guy, because he's supposed to be
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: in love with the blonde-haired girl, and he's having sex
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: with this girl over here. What the hell is going on?
• 14:38
  Speaker 6: There's a fine line with making characters that are.
• 14:45
  Speaker 6: They, like, you're invested enough to follow versus, like, just
• 14:49
  Speaker 6: sort of detestable enough you don't even care enough to
• 14:51
  Speaker 6: watch them. Like, I feel like we're, everything's moved into, like,
• 14:55
  Speaker 6: anti-hero and it's gotten, like, more and more, like, they'll
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: center entire movies and TV series around unlikable characters and
• 15:02
  Speaker 6: I'm like, sometimes it goes too far. Sometimes I get
• 15:04
  Speaker 6: midway and I go, like, I just don't want to
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: watch this person. So they, I feel like they have
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: to play a little easy.
• 15:10
  Speaker 8: On that sometimes.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: These were just, they were, like, They were just so bland.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I don't care. I like Rider Strong. I never cared
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: for Boy Meets World or whatever. I had a pre-existing
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: fangirl thing for Rider Strong.
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: He's good since then. He's maybe the most impressive part
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: on Girl Meets World.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Never saw it.
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: Let me tell you, as much as I did not
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: like that old series, it amazes me how well written
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: that sequel series was. There are moments when it's kind
• 15:44
  Speaker 6: of I think even the clunkier moments are by design. Like,
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: it's meant to be a very, like, again, they, like,
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: latched on. The boy meets world part was kind of, like,
• 15:54
  Speaker 6: just thrown in there for that old dumb series. This
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: one is specifically meant to, like, each one is set
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: up to, like, teach the kids a lesson kind of
• 16:02
  Speaker 6: thing or what they're learning along the way. Like, school
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: is kind of bullshit and they kind of joke about
• 16:07
  Speaker 6: the fact that, like, their teacher, i.e. dad, Doesn't really
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: follow the, I mean, not that they ever did in
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: the old show, but they don't follow a lesson plan.
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: It makes no sense. He just does whatever the hell
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: he wants. He takes care of personal business in the
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: middle of the classroom. It's that kind of stuff. But
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: the kids are learning stuff, you know, in the real world. And, like,
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: they bring Ryder Strong back in, and, like, he's really good. Like,
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: he's got some of the most impressive scenes in it. So, yeah,
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: who would have known? That's a really decent show. It's
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: already gone by now, but go watch it.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: But yeah, on Facebook, I literally, somebody made a video
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: that literally compares, like, specific scenes from the Cabin Fever
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: original and remake.
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: Because people have way too much time on their hands.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: And there's just, they did have the kid, but he
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: wasn't yelling pancake.
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: Well, then what's the point of this movie?
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: But the guy's dog at the beginning's name was Pancake.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's not the same.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: But there was a kid who was biting people.
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: But he didn't yell pancake.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: He did not yell pancakes.
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: What is wrong with this movie?
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It took out all the fun, ridiculous.
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: Why bother remaking it if you're not going to do
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: that dumb part?
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm like... Because they did it. They started
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: off driving. They go to the little convenience store. Pancakes is...
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: The kid's there. He's not pancakes in this one. He's
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: not yelling pancakes. But he does bite somebody eventually. That's
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: later on.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, Lord.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: And the guy shows up who is not Eli Roth.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Because in the movie, Eli Roth shows up at their campfire.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: What else is he?
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: It's just some random... It's a different dude. It's the
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: exact same thing.
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: If he was on board with it, why wouldn't you
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: just bring him back in to do his little cameo again?
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: It's literally, literally the exact same fucking movie, but not,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: I would say, charming.
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: As charming as Cabin Fever is.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Cabin Fever had its own ridiculous charm, and I love
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: that movie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not ashamed.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not ashamed. I don't know.
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: I like all kinds of schlocky stuff. I'm fine with it.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: You know, and sitting in the theater, in the dollar theater,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: as it was, as somebody... Oh, it's in the water,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: but it's fucking in this movie. I don't remember that
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: actually being a line in the original. I don't remember it.
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: I thought they never really spell it out, except it's obvious.
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: And then by the end, don't they zoom in on
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: the water at the very end? And I'm like, okay, duh,
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: we all get it, but that's a good way to
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: go out. That's making your point without someone actually saying, oh,
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: it's in the water. Except that lady next to me.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Oh he got a walk but that's a whole different.
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: That's a whole different horror movie remake actually.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: We watched one other movie boyfriend you watched this one
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: so put down the phone and join the conversation because
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: you you watched this one with me which one was
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: it we watched avengers the age of ultron finally.
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: You're right on top of things with this avengery.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: World and boyfriend looks lost I don't remember.
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: There was superheroes in it. There was a flying iron dude.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Is he trying to explain to you that the chick
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: actually is Scarlet Witch, even though they never actually call
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: her Scarlet Witch? And you're like, are you sure it's
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: the same character? Is that Scarlet Witch? Is that the Quicksilver?
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, but then I had to set up
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: and break out the whole thing of how they can't
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: use the names.
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: The complicated thing that is the crossover of Marvel, but
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: not crossover of Marvel.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I don't remember any of this. Oh, good lord. How
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: can you not remember me?
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: Well, there's a character named Scarlet Witch. And she's adorable.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: You don't remember me complaining about there not being any
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Loki in this movie?
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: No.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: You don't remember how much I fucking hated Iron Man
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: in this movie? Because he was being a prick.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: I mean, he's kind of always a prick.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: But he was extra prick. He's like, no, we're going
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: to do this no matter what. And I'm going to
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: do this and it's going to save the world. And
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: he fucks shit up.
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: You know, they all.
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: Kind of blend together for me now, and I just
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: don't remember any of them specifically.
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: It has become quite a big chunk.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: It had a lot of the guy that I don't like.
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: Jeremy Renner?
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: I'm okay with Jeremy.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: And his whole family. His family, you know. Nothing's ringing
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: a bell.
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: I remember his family.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: But his wife.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I knew who she was when I watched it, but
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: now I don't remember.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: Velma forgot to.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I told boyfriend. I'm like, I know
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: that girl from Renner. I look up, it was Linda Cardellini.
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: She's, I mean, for most people, what is that TV show?
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Freaks and Geeks?
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: Freaks and Geeks, yeah, like, she's amazing on Freaks and Geeks,
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: and it is one of those, like, I remember watching that, like,
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: several years ago, and, like, all these other people became, like,
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: huge stars, and I'm just like, where the hell is she?
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: And it was right before I saw Avengers, like, oh, finally,
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: she's back again! She's still doing a lot of stuff,
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: I think, because I googled her after that, and I'm like, oh,
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: she's doing, like, TV shows and stuff I hadn't seen, but, like,
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: She still never kind of got to that level that
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: I feel like she should, because she really is a
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: great actress.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: When they pulled the bait and switch on us, I'm like, oh,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: we got Hawkeye's family. Hawkeye's gonna fucking die. He's gonna die.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I can feel it. He's gonna die. Fucking Quicksilver. And
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: then I was like, what? And then I was like.
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: Again, I feel like that's part of that deal. I
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: think it's part of, well, you know, we don't have
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: to get into this weird gray area quite so much
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: if we immediately take out one of these two.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: Again, there is a Quicksilver version in the other Marvel
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: X-Men timeline, more or less.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Which still doesn't make sense to me.
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: But there isn't really a Scarlet Witch there. So between
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: the two, it's like, well, we're not losing anything if
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: we mess up Scarlet Witch, we won't have Scarlet Witch. Quicksilver,
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: we've already kind of got something going on over here
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: that's like that. But Scarlet Witch is very different. And again,
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: I love that character as part of this new series
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: goes along. Plus, she's amazing anyway, as an actress. But
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: even the character, like, I like these last two or
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: three movies, starting with Age of Ultron, that she's got
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: this weird dynamic. Especially now that she's dealing with the
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: loss of her brother. And then the horrible situation that
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: leads off Civil War is kind of not really her fault,
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: but kind of her doing.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I haven't watched Civil War yet.
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: Civil War, again, it puts her in a really weird place.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Is Loki in that one? I don't think so.
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: That's what Ragnarok's for, man. I know.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: We were going to watch it tonight, but you hadn't.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: You'd already done the podcast.
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: We've done one technically. We've done an episode. But no,
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: I think you'll love Ragnarok. For not just the Loki reasons.
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: Everything about that is.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: It had Vision in it. You don't remember watching this movie?
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: Vision's pretty damn cool.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: No. No.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: Vision's cool.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: I like Vision.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: Another good addition. So again, like, my thing originally with
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: Ultron was that I feel like it There could have
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: been a lot more there. Last time I rewatched it, though,
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: I was like, they do a decent job of... The
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: only thing that felt rushed was how quickly Ultron just
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: takes over, becomes evil, and is world domination. But the
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: more I thought about that last time, I was like,
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: he is connected to everything in the world. And he
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: learned everything almost immediately with just internet. And he immediately
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: absorbed everything in our media. And truthfully, if you look
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: through human media... the world needs to be destroyed. It
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: should not take you long to go, oh, no, these
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: creatures are horrible. You know what would fix this planet?
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: Taking them out. So it made more sense that second
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: time I watched it.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: You'd think the kitten videos would at least slow it down.
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: Maybe he takes out all the humans and he just
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: sits around and kind of watches kitten videos. He saves
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: them all, you know. He doesn't destroy the kitten videos.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Remember him lifting up the entire city and floating the
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: city up and... Yeah, I lost him. You already did
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: a big thing about that one.
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's been a while, but we've got one back
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: there if people were really concerned.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I watch TV shows. I guess we're at the third
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: season of Channel Zero now. Butcher Block.
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: I've heard about all these seasons, mostly from you, but
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: I heard someone else referencing it this past week, and
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: they kind of liked both of them. There's three of
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: them now. Of the first two, though.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I'm still sticking with season one could have been edited
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: down way... It could have been like an hour. It
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: had an hour worth of story, not six hours worth
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: of story, let me tell you. Season two was fucking amazing.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I love season two. Season three, it had Rutger Hauer.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: That's enough right there. I'm kind of on board.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: There was a cannibal family that lived in a staircase
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: up in the sky.
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: You know, like happens.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: They live in another dimension. i guess that's what i
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: got from it i could just be pulling shit out
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: of my ass there's a magical staircase that appears and
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: disappears and they go up and there's another world with
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: a big house and they have to sacrifice kids and
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: yeah it's a lot because it starts off two sisters
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: you have like one of them's kind of mentally crazy
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: and other ones must take care of her so you
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: know it's going to switch at some point and apparently
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: there's a whole other storyline where the People used to
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: have a meatpacking company. That's where you get butcher's block from. So, yeah,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: it was complicated.
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: But you're okay with it?
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I'm okay. I didn't like it as much as season two,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: although it did have Rutger Hauer.
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: Rutger Hauer's pretty damn amazing.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: You can't argue with Rutger Hauer, especially when he's a
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: crazy cannibal. He's eating people. You just can't. You can't
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: fight that. You know?
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: Gosh, he's awesome.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Why is he not doing it? I would go see
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Ricker Power at a convention. Like Wizard World, at least.
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: I feel like he would at this point. I don't know.
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: They've roped in some pretty big names over the years,
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: so I would think he should be lining up. Let's
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: get it going.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, boyfriend, I know you watched the other show that
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I watched, because we sat and watched it together.
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: What?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Even you like this show. Come on, boyfriend.
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: What?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Santa Clarita Diet.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I had to think of the names. I always get
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: the town wrong.
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: San Bernardino Diet.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Or Santa Cruz Diet. I always get.
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: San Fernando Valley Diet.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love this show.
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: There's a lot of Sands in that part of the world.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: I love the show. Santa Clarita.
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: I remember you liked the first season.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: It's got Drew Barrymore and it's got Timothy Olyphant, who
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I simply adore. And he plays the part so perfectly
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: because he's so spazzy. That's the character, though. It's supposed
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: to be spazzy. He's supposed to be just full-on neurotic because,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, they're realtors.
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: Well, you do have to be able to schmooze people
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: pretty good if you're a realtor.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: How would you say it? Okay, how do you say realtor?
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: Realtor?
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Because there's a whole big thing in there about whether it's... Oh, Lord.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Because they're competing realtors. Because they're realtors and realtors.
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: I didn't know this was such a battle, but all right.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Well, it's got in a, I wouldn't really say, is
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: it a guest starring small side part?
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: Cameo-ish.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Cameo-ish. Joel McHale.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Who I adore anyways. He needs something to do. He
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: plays the competing, like, realtor? Realtor? Realtor?
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Realtor.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Apparently I have the same problem that they do
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: in the movie. Well, they're a competing couple of realtors.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: And that's just fucking hilarious. And it's just the whole
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: other season of her having to eat people and trying
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: to pick who she eats. And then there's Nazis. And
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: she has her whole Nazi smorgasbord going on. Because they
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: have a Nazi baseball team. I'm pretty sure it was
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: a baseball team. Right?
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: This is not confusing at all.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Well, she's not part of the baseball team, obviously.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: Is she on a rival baseball team?
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Although she does not play baseball. She just eats the
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: baseball players. And it does have a... Because he was
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: in the first season, but it's been long enough that
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I think I can say that he was killed off
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: without it being a big spoiler alert. Nathan Fillion, who
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I also adore. Well, they find out that they buried
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: him out in the desert. And they didn't realize that
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: you had to destroy the brain. So he's been buried
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: out in the desert for months.
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: Still kind of zombified.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Just a decapitated head out buried in the desert.
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: That seems like it'll probably happen to Nathan at some point.
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: It seems like something crazy will end up happening.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so him and Timothy Olyphant's character, they bond while
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: he's ahead in their basement. Because apparently he's a much
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: nicer guy when he has no other party parts to
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: deal with.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: Even if it was just a decapitated head, I think
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: I'd get along just fine with Nathan Fillion.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: He is pretty awesome. It's such a great show. I
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: cannot say enough good things about this show. I just can't.
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: Well, I've thought of one that I saw, and as
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: I said, it kind of fits your thing. It's a sequel,
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: but not really. It's a remake, but kind of. I
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: watched Jumanji.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, how was it?
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: I thought it was great. Again, I'm one of the
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: people that unironically thought the first Jumanji was pretty damned entertaining.
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: I haven't seen it. It was a weird time when
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: it was like we were kind of just figuring out, hey,
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: we can do this digital thing. So a lot of
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: it was kind of just showcasing, hey, we can make
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: rhinos run around the city. Yeah. This one, I think
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: they don't have to worry about that so much. We've
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: kind of got a handle on how we do good
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: and bad CG. It's kind of a run-of-the-mill thing either way.
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: So this one, they've got a good budget, so most
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: of the stuff is good. And they got the rock.
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: That's the thing. I was like, when they first announced
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: they were going to do it, it was a normal
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: reaction of like, uh, here they go doing a remake again.
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: But with that one, I was just like, okay, with
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: the rock.
• 29:44
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: I'm already, I'm already halfway in. And then the more
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: they went into the description of it, I'm like, okay, well,
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: at least they're doing something different. The same thing I
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: always say. I'm like, if you're going to take that idea,
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: take it and do your own thing with it.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Nobody plays board games these days.
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: And that's kind of the joke. And that's sort of
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: how it becomes a sequel, really, is the board game
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: at the beginning, even in the mid-90s when that movie
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: was originally made, morphs itself into a video game. But
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: even then, it's like a mid-90s cheesy video game, which
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: now already seems dated. So now it's like it changes
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: the whole thing, where before, for the majority of the
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: first movie, the board game stuff comes into our world.
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: Now it becomes a video game, and everything happens within
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: the video game world. So it sucks them into the
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: video game world.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's like a 90s game. It
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: could be more up-to-date than most of the stuff now,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: because kids today, in their wackiness, play games that are
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: more like they were back in.
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: But it is literally a 90s game, and we get
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: a crossover point, where at the beginning, it does pick
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: up almost immediately after that one, and we've got a
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: character that gets roped in right after at that time,
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: and then it also comes in modern day with these
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: kids that are stuck playing this old video game, which
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: it sucks them into the world. But to me, the
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: parts that were maybe the funniest, and maybe more so
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: if you're a gamer kind of person... because I was
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: telling someone who is a gamer about it, and they
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: thought it was pretty damn funny, that, like, it plays
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: with that kind of stuff, that, like, I don't think
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: any of this is a spoiler, it just shows the
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: sense of humor, where they go, like, at the beginning
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: of them being in this little world, they start, like,
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: it starts getting kind of weird, and then there's, like,
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: another shot opens up, and they're like, whoa, whoa, you
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: hear a voiceover, go, whoa, what's going on, as it's
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: going to, like, a road, and a truck, or something, like, oh,
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: it's okay, it's a cutscene, And then, like, it explains
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: the backstory to these characters, and they acknowledge that it's
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: a cutscene.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: It doesn't look horrible.
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: No, it was surprisingly good. Like, everybody in it, like, again,
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: they all... It's perfect casting. Like, she is a badass.
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: As much as, like, sometimes you can play Jack Black wrong, like,
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: there are also other parts that he is born to play.
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: He's so good in this. Like, surprisingly... Him playing a
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: teenage girl works so much better than you would think
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: it would. And it gives you kind of some of
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: the best jokes ever. Essentially, at some point, he has
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: to go to the bathroom. That's the funniest, like, that moment. Like,
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: go watch it just for that. It's a priceless response
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: to that process. So, yeah. And The Rock. You can't
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: not like The Rock.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: You can't. You can't fight it.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: And you get a little bonus Nick Jonas action.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah i saw him in the trailer i love
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: me some jones.
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: He's a he's a size again i thought it was
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: like more of a cameo he's a pretty sizable character
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: he's got a lot of screen time.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: He is my favorite jonas well that's not saying much
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: hey joe's not bad joe's.
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: All right i mean nobody likes kevin let's be all
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: doughy let's be realistic even when he was a kid
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: nobody liked kevin so like he's always.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: The least favorite on the poster of all the jonas brothers.
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: There was no girl like you know making out with
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: that side of the poster no isn't.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: He like a real estate agent probably is that Jonathan
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: I think that's Jonathan.
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: They're all the same band I don't know.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Jonathan hey you know what Jonathan Knight was always my
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: favorite new kid yeah but you're weird I can't help it.
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: I'm sticking with Nick Jonas so anyway he's pretty damn
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: likable in this but nobody's more likable than The Rock
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: like it's just.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: I'm always surprised I'm going back to Nick I'm always
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: surprised whenever I see Nick Jonas like in something and
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: I'm just like dude I love this guy Because he
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: was in one of my shows, like one of my
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: top five that I have talked about this show like
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: a million and a half times. Scream Queens.
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: Playing at something you did not expect. Again, he does
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: not have a problem going weird directions of the few
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: times I've seen him in stuff.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: You still haven't seen.
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: I've seen the.
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: First episode or two. I saw the beginning of it.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: God, he's so genius.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: He's pretty impressive.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: In Scream Queens. I would ask Boyfriend for his opinion,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: but chances are he doesn't remember that character because it's
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: not Chad Radwell.
• 33:55
  Speaker 7: Which character?
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Boone.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: My dead gay bro, Boone. He was the guy who
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: acted like he had a crush on Chad Radwell.
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: He had the dark hair?
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, yeah.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: He was the very preppy one.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I remember him.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: He was funny as shit. That's the best first season
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: of a show.
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: Nick does some good work.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: He does.
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: And even Kevin Hart. Again, it's kind of that same
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: Jack Black thing. It's like he can go too far
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: in that direction with him, especially in a movie or
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: a project like that, but it falls just right. Yeah,
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: it falls just right. You kind of need his character
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: to be doing insane things that fall into the Kevin
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: Hart thing, so it's like it kind of works really well.
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: So all four of them are really great. And this
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: is what I was saying before. Not only does it
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: kind of do that transfer over from the board game
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: to the video game thing, But there's even, like, a
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: moment where they're in, like, this big, like, treehouse scenario
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: in the game world. And there's the name of Robin
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: Williams' character from the first movie is carved into the tree.
• 35:02
  Speaker 13: That's real.
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: As though he built this universe, more or less. Because
• 35:06
  Speaker 6: at some point in that movie, like, he's, like, sucked
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: into that world for, like, a long time. So this is, like,
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: more or less the fictional Jumanji world still existed through
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: all of these things. It's just kind of we're seeing
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: different sides of it, and it's coming to our world,
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: or we're going to that one. So, again, I like
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: that that's the way to do... Is this going to.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Make my brain hurt?
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: I don't think so. Okay.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Do I have to watch the original? No.
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: Again, that's why I'm like, this is the way to
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: do something like that. It's kind of self-contained, so you
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: don't have to. If you watch the old one, it
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: still ties to it, but it never... does beats from
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: the old one and never is a cheesy carbon copy
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: of the old one. It completely does its own same thing.
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: You haven't seen the original Jumanji?
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: No.
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: Really? Wow, it's actually really good. It's really good.
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's one of my favorite Robin Williams films.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:00
  Speaker 7: Even though it's kind of cheesy.
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: And Bonnie Hunt. What more do you want if you
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: have Bonnie Hunt? Everybody loves Bonnie.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, she's blonde from Mad About You. Who am I
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: getting that chick?
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: That's Helen Hunt. That's totally different. People like Helen Hunt,
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: but everybody wants Bonnie Hunt.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Bonnie Hunt?
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Is she the one who did Totally Close to the Heart?
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: No, that's Steven Tyler.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: God.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: I knew I was wrong. Don't give me any hate mail.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: I don't think we ever get any hate mail.
• 36:35
  Speaker 9: Oh, Lord.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: So... Yeah, I was surprised how much I liked Jumanji.
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: And then it just leads to the slippery slope of, man,
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: am I going to have to go see Rampage now?
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: It does look pretty ridiculous. It looks pretty ridiculous. I
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: am not at all familiar with the game. I have
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: seen the toys and the action figures look pretty awesome.
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: I love the game. Like there are a few games. Well, again,
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: no surprise. It's essentially a Godzilla movie made into a
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: video game. So it's like a giant monster tearing up
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: a city. Yeah, that's all I wanted to do. Like
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: that's the only thing I cared about at that time.
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: And now, really, truthfully. So, like, when that video game
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: came out, like, I did throw a lot of quarters
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: into it growing up. Did you play that game, boyfriend?
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: You know you played.
• 37:14
  Speaker 7: It's a rampage. I didn't like that game.
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: Smashing up a town?
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: What more do you want?
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't really like it.
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: I mean, it didn't have much other purpose to it.
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: It was literally just smashing things up. You kind of
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: got points. You tried to see how long you could survive.
• 37:26
  Speaker 7: I had friends that played it. I didn't like it.
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: I was always playing Street Fighter.
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: I just liked it. you know, it's essentially living a
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: Godzilla movie. So I always was entertained with the game
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: as a whole, but the thing that was weird to me,
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: it was just like, when I saw that trailer the
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: first time in front of some movie, I was just like,
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: actually I'm midway in and I'm just like, okay, there's
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: a giant ape and he's kind of a white.
• 37:49
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: And then, and then like all of a sudden there's
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: like a wolf running around. I was like, wait, are
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: they ripping off rampage and then like more frightening was
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: the fact that the title came out oh no they
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: made a rampage but like that was like late 80s
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: like that was a long time ago when that like
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: arcade game came about why now like when they're so
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: like studios the only like they're not making half the
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: stuff they used to make they're only making really big
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: recognizable properties Rampage? Don't get me wrong. It made a
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: ton of money, so it worked.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I just want to know when we're getting our Pitfall movie.
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: Isn't that just the... And again, isn't it going to
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: star The Rock?
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, wait, no.
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: Now they're doing the... What is the Uncharted? They're doing that,
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: but now they're doing the flashback version where he's younger.
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: So we are kind of getting a Pitfall game. But
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: the whole idea is kind of ripped off of Indiana Jones,
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: which is sort of Pitfall.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I'm a Pong.
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: We're getting a Pong game. Pong game is coming, don't
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: you worry. Starring Dwayne Johnson as the Pong.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Hungry, hungry hippos.
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: Okay, wait, no. We got that. It's Jumanji.
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: Go watch Jumanji.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Kinect 4.
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: I mean, can it be any more ridiculous than Battleship?
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Come on. Hands in the pants. Hands in the pants.
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: It's a fun game. We can all play.
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: Old maid.
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: Tiddlywinks. The game is now a major motion picture.
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: I mean, didn't they do a battleship one?
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: They did do a battleship.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Canasta.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Canasta.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: No, what's the game I used to love? I used
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: to play it with my grandma all the time.
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: What's that one where you got to.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no.
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: You got to guess the.
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: Guess who?
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Guess who?
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: The movie.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: No, there was another game we used to play. Miles Born.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Miles Born. It was Miles Mourning. You had to drive.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: It was a card game, but it was a driving
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: card game.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was great. You had a flat tire.
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: No, I played Waterworks where you had to build a pipeline. Actually,
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: I can see them doing this.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Mousetrap.
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: There you go. Mousetrap.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I would get so pissed as a kid because my cousin...
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: had Mousetrap and I did not have Mousetrap and I
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: always wanted to go spend the night at her house
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: just so we could play Mousetrap and she never wanted
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: to play it because the bitch owned the game so
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: she never wanted to play it and I'm like oh
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: my god I don't have this game she's like I
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: play it all the time and I'm like oh you
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: bitch I want to play Mousetrap and I want to
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: play Guess Who because I don't have these games we
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: had Monopoly which I never ended well and Clue which
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I still love Clue.
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: Clue is an awesome game you can't go wrong with
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: Clue they.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Made a movie out of that and it was pretty
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: good too It had Tim Curry.
• 40:36
  Speaker 8: It did.
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: I mean, it is not the board game, but it's
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: as ridiculous a movie as you can get and has
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: somehow become a beloved classic over the years. At the time,
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: no one liked that movie, but now kids that grew
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: up watching on cable think it's a classic, so it
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: shifted in the years in between.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Speaking of Monopoly, very briefly, we did watch another movie,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: but it's just going to be a quick reference because
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: it was Friday the 13th was the other day, so
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: we actually went back and watched it again, and I
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: was pretty excited.
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: Original Friday the 13th?
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, duh.
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, they did a remake. I don't know
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: if you know what's going on with that one. I know,
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: I know. So you're not watching the remake on that one.
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: You went to original era. I wasn't there, you know.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: It seems like I had some complaints. It seems like
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: it was less bloody than I remember it being.
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: Again, that was like the early days. They don't start
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: upping the body count until sequel and sequel and sequel.
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: So the first ones of all those series usually, except
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: for Nightmare on Elm Street, which is super bloody. But
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: the other ones aren't near as bloody.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp. That's all I got to say.
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: Johnny.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: But yeah, we watched it and we're like, oh, is
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: that Kevin Bacon? And I'm like, uh, duh.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:50
  Speaker 8: Don't worry.
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: Things don't end.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: That's my main problem with this movie, that one scene
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: with Kevin Bacon. I'm just like, how did she get
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: the right angle to get the thing to go through
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: the neck underneath the bed and force of the angle
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: and the... I don't understand.
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: The magical powers of the woods.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Because I was like, we were watching and I'm like.
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: The magical murder powers.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Of the woods. Every time they show the character that's
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: killing everybody, it's very much portrayed as a large, muscular man.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: And you get to the person, I'm like, this is
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: just some old lady.
• 42:20
  Speaker 14: It's Jason.
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: It's the spirit of Jason before there was a Jason.
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: But Jason was always there.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: But literally in the first movie, it was just his mom.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: It was an old lady. So how could it... Whenever
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: they show him, it's literally like.
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: It's funny. I remember at the time, I must have
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: recorded it on VHS or something. There was the one
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: where he grabbed somebody... She grabs somebody and, like, slits
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: their throat or something, and the hand is like a
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: stuntman or something. Like, it looks like a big dude's hand.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm like.
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: And I'm just like, now how are you going to
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: go back later and pretend like it's a little old lady? Because, yeah,
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: I don't know. It's like, I'm not saying an old
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: lady can't murder a bunch of people, but most of
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: this physically is much... It's a more challenging thing to
• 43:02
  Speaker 6: make happen if you're an old lady. Yeah, dude.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: It's still a great movie. I still love it.
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: It's all right.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: It's not.
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: Again, it's not my favorite of that era. It's just
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: like everybody goes to Jason and it's like, Jason got
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: to be fun for me. I watched them all. What
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: was the other one I really liked? I was way
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: more Halloween when I was a kid.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: What's the other of the camp genre ones that I
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: really like? It had Jason Alexander in it, but I
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: hate him.
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 43:31
  Speaker 8: The Burning.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: The Burning.
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: The Burning's pretty good.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Still, out of all the camp genre ones, I think
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Sleepaway Camp's my favorite just because I had nuts.
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: Sleepaway Camp is just Like, even without the end, it
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: is a weird movie. Like, just that.
• 43:45
  Speaker 13: Judy.
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: As low budget as it was. Kids with their weird
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: ass accents.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Side ponytail.
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: Side ponytail. Judy being a bitch.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Like, it's just. Judy was a righteous.
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God. It's so entertaining in its own weird way.
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: Before you get.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: To the end.
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: And then it just shoots it up into the stratosphere.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: That's a great movie. It's an experience. Speaking of movies,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: we should go watch one.
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: We probably should. So, we're not sure which one.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know what we're watching.
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: You randomly picked it and I went, good enough. I
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: kind of like when we just blindly go into movies.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I watched the trailer at least.
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: I don't know much about this, so we're going to
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: go find out what we're getting ourselves into.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: We're getting into The Void.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Let's do this.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Go watch it now.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: Well, she was an American girl Raised on promises She
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: couldn't help thinking That there was.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: A little more light Somewhere else After all, it was
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: a broken.
• 44:53
  Speaker 9: World With lots of places to run to.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: And if she.
• 45:00
  Speaker 9: Had to die, try and see the one little.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: Promise she was gonna keep. Oh, yeah. All right. Take
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: it easy, baby. It could last all night. She was
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: American Girl.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: For the information of those who are attending a drive-in
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: theater for the first time, the following hints will make
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: you feel at home and add to your enjoyment. Firstly,
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: if you've not already done so, remove the speaker from
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: its stand and place.
• 45:42
  Speaker 7: It within the car.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: Secondly, adjust the volume control to right for loud, left
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: for soft. The mobile snack bar service, flick down switch
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: on right. We must issue this warning. No attempt should
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: be made to disconnect the speaker. To do so, we'll
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: immediately register on a red light on our control panel.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: The Skyline caters for every member of the family. Let
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: the children enjoy themselves in the playground. And everybody will
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: want to visit the snack bar where appetizing food and
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: drinks are always available. And the barbecue for that luscious,
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: juicy steak.
• 46:21
  Speaker 7: One final word.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: When the performance ends and before moving, replace the speaker
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: on its stand. You then drive forward and you move
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: to the right. You must never reverse out of your position.
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: Thank you, everyone. We trust you have a pleasant evening.
• 46:40
  Speaker 9: So.
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: You guys know we're broke, right?
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: We're always broke.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: And yet we're trying to put this show together. Now
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: how the hell can we keep the show rolling if
• 47:09
  Speaker 6: we're broke and we.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Can't do this?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Sell special fiddle fowl.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: Or instead, murder people. Are you just taking random money
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: out of their pockets?
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: Hopefully it won't come to that.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Especially if they're peeping.
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: Some people will get on board with this.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Get on board with what?
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: The new Movie Meltdown Patreon page.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: And what is this?
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: If you go there, you can sponsor the show itself. Basically,
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: you just join the club. You join the Meltdown Club.
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: You become a milketeer.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Do you get a special decoder ring?
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: We already sent those out, but those people, nobody cares.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't get a decoder ring.
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: You're not part of the club.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I'm never part of the club.
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: You're part of the secret circle, though.
• 47:53
  Speaker 8: It's okay.
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: But if you become a milketeer, you can get special
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: episodes that only come to you. I think you should
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: do it right now.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Right now?
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: I'm just saying. It's maybe a couple of bucks. There's
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: other levels you can kick in and get fancier. Maybe
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: a couple bucks. You don't know. Fancier stuff. But really,
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: just a couple of bucks will keep things rolling. What'll
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: get me a pony? That's a really high level. I'll
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: have to figure out exactly what.
• 48:21
  Speaker 7: That's platinum membership right there.
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: That might be above platinum. We'll have to see.
• 48:25
  Speaker 7: What is above platinum?
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: Titanium. Titanium.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: Maybe that's a step below.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: We'll have to see.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Aluminium level.
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: That's way below.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Not if you say it fancy.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Unobtainium.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: Good luck with that. But for the rest of you,
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: go kick in a couple bucks. Keep the show rolling.
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: Go to patreon.com slash movie meltdown. And if you don't
• 48:53
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• 48:54
  Speaker 6: movie meltdown.com page. And the link's right there. And you
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: can save this show.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: And help me get a pony.
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: Damn them, man. Save the meltdown. Get Missy a pony.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:05
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  Speaker 15: It is tradition that ghosts and ghouls and various other
• 49:33
  Speaker 15: citizens of the grotesque wrap themselves in malevolent mists and
• 49:37
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• 49:41
  Speaker 7: This is a terrifying encounter.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: With the unknown.
• 49:50
  Speaker 15: A tale spun by devils.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Encounter with the unknown.
• 49:58
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like a plan. I need more coffee.
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  Speaker 6: You need more coffee? Why? Where would you go to
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• 50:14
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• 50:17
  Speaker 6: I do. Where would I get some?
• 50:19
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• 50:22
  Speaker 6: You probably got it, like, in a bag.
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• 51:27
  Speaker 16: We was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road. All
• 51:33
  Speaker 16: of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: In the middle.
• 51:41
  Speaker 7: Hey, this is KG of Tenacious D, and you're listening
• 51:46
  Speaker 7: to Movie Meltdown.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: It's time for Sofa Theater.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: I can see it all before me. He won't get far.
• 52:18
  Speaker 13: I need hands up front for you, Stretcher.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: Calm down. Calm down.
• 52:30
  Speaker 8: Where'd you find this guy?
• 52:31
  Speaker 9: I need a copy of code three and I need assist.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Daniel?
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: Daniel? Daniel?
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: Who are they?
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: There is something calling them all here.
• 52:58
  Speaker 9: I've seen this place before.
• 53:06
  Speaker 13: Everything has led to this.
• 53:11
  Speaker 6: You will become something remarkable. They did killings and sacrifices.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: They made people change.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Nothing else matters now.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: It's not real.
• 53:25
  Speaker 13: It's not.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: Real.
• 53:29
  Speaker 13: It's not real.
• 53:30
  Speaker 6: This isn't the end.
• 53:35
  Speaker 12: Statistically, you're more likely to die in a hospital than
• 53:38
  Speaker 12: anywhere else.
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: Alright, we are back from The Void, or are we
• 54:26
  Speaker 6: still in The Void?
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I am not going to lie, I fully, fully enjoyed
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: this movie. It was one of those, it's very rare
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: that I have truly no idea what's going on in
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: a movie, but I'm still along for the ride, and
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what the hell is going on? But I
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: still enjoy it, so yeah, two thumbs up.
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: And what movie is this?
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: This will be The Void.
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: This week's Super Theater feature is The Void.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: I picked this one.
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: The year is 2016. The directors are Jeremy Gillespie and
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: Stephen Kostansky. And spoiler alert, we're going to attempt to
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: spoil the hell out of this, but I don't know
• 55:03
  Speaker 6: how much we're going to really.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Spoiling this movie, it would give the illusion that we
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: know what happened. I kind of like that I don't
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: really know for sure.
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: Just for sport, I kind of want to read what
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: it says. I haven't read what the IMDb plot is,
• 55:16
  Speaker 6: but the plot, according to IMDb, says... Shortly after delivering
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: a patient to an understaffed hospital, a police officer experiences
• 55:25
  Speaker 6: strange and violent occurrences seemingly linked to a group of
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: mysterious hooded figures.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, I like that out of every movie I've
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: ever seen, probably in my entire life, they have a
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: semi deserted hospital, but they have a reason because every
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: movie that you watch that has a hospital that is
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Even somewhat horror or sci-fi related, the hospital is fucking abandoned.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I've been in hospitals, not been in- Abandoned.
• 55:53
  Speaker 7: And the lights are flickering and it's just, yeah.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: It's all creepy and shit, but it's always just like, oh,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: this is how hospitals are. No, motherfuckers, that's not how
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: hospitals are. But this one, at least they give reason.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Apparently there had been a fire and they were packing
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: up the hospital. They were going to close the hospital
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: and move it to another location. That had been like
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: maybe like a new hospital or just moving to a
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: different location in general. So at least they gave a
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: fucking reason as to why it's abandoned and creepy and
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: the lights are flickering. And that made me happy. It
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: was really a deep level of satisfaction that it's like, okay,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: I'm with you on this one.
• 56:30
  Speaker 7: They just had the front section open.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they had kind of the basics.
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the basic area.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: They were packing everything up. They were in the process.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: It was just kind of just there while they were
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: in the process of moving.
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: This was like when I went to Toys R Us
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: last week. Everything had been shifted to the front. All
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: the dead, desolate aisles in the back. It made me
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: tear up a little bit. Anyway.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Was there a void in the back of the Toys
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: R Us?
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: It kind of felt like it. Yeah, it felt very
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: unnatural there. Many, many years spent with the toys and
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: Now it's all shutting down. I mean, sucked into the void.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Because you fucking work there and you shut down every
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: place that you've worked.
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: No, I think just every business goes out of business.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Which is why I told you to not work at
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Half Price Books because I love that place. I would
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: be so mad if you shut that shit down.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: Taking it down.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Don't you fucking do it, dude.
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: Doing its thing.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it's like, I think this movie had been
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: on one of those movies on Netflix that you should
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: be watching right now. So I think I saw it
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: in preparation and I was just like, oh, I'll keep
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: that in mind. So when you I randomly messaged me like, hey,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: we need to do an episode. I'm like, yeah, it's
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: time to do The Void.
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: Time to watch this thing.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Which I'm pretty sure partially ripped off at some point.
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: Kind of at some point.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Was there anything this movie didn't kind of rip.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Off at some point?
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: That's my, I mean, it is funny that very early on,
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: I wrote it down. Before we even got to the
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: triangle-y stuff, other than it was kind of on the hood,
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: but like, I was already kind of like, OK, this
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: is just like a weird live action Gravity Falls. Like
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: we're in a weird, tiny, small town. There's already kind
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: of just weird stuff going on, but kind of nondescript,
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: weird stuff and a lot of mixtures of weird stuff.
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: And like that's kind of how every episode of Gravity
• 58:17
  Speaker 6: Falls goes. especially all of them when you put it together.
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: It's just a smorgasbord of weirdness.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I love that show.
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was like, this is not up to that level,
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: but it's kind of a live-action thing like that going on,
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: and then we get to the triangles everywhere, and I
• 58:32
  Speaker 6: was like, ooh, Bill Cipher. And then a few minutes later,
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: you said that. I'm like, I just wrote that down.
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: I just wanted to specifically make note that we have
• 58:40
  Speaker 6: to address that it might just be Bill Cipher behind
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: all of this.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't doubt it. He is one shady bastard.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: He's up to no good at all times trying to
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: bring us down but.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: This i'm not this movie it was i like the
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: look of this movie i think that's probably one of
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: the things that won me over more than anything else
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: and i was looking i'd be like damn that's i
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: usually don't i'm i'm an uncultured swine when it comes
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: to movies i'm just like give me the blood and
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: guts and some boobies and that's all i need in
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: my movie but when you actually get the shots i'm
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: like wow that's really nicely shot i like the angle
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: of that. I like the lighting. I like the colors.
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: I think the visuals look good on the stuff they
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: were trying really hard for, which is usually the otherworldly,
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: other side of the void things. And then the other
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: stuff was kind of normal most of the time. It's
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: like you could see the shots. They were like, oh, no,
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: I want this.
• 59:26
  Speaker 7: One to look good.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: And it's good.
• 59:28
  Speaker 6: And then there's lots of other random hospital shots that
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: just kind of look like a TV show level of
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: random hospital shots.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: And I want to retract. I really don't need the
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: boobies in my movies. I just like the blood.
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: I was like, well, I'm on board with you there.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: I was on a rant about blood and guts, and
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: I just threw boobies in there. And then I'm like, no,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: that's not really what I'm looking for. Usually, I'm kind
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: of like, I don't need that.
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: Not even for grading purposes? No. You're like, hers aren't
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: up to speed. No.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: No. No.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: But just, yeah, just the quality of some of the scenes.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, because I had never, like I said, this
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: wasn't one that I'd heard anything about, really, except if
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: it hadn't been on that list, I'd have had no
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: idea that this movie existed, you know? Some parts of
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: it did seem kind of low quality, but the shots
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: that were, it was good, you know? And the shots
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: that were just like, holy shit, were like, holy shit.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: And then the most important part for me, not gonna lie,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: watched it and I'm like, where do I know this
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: old guy from? I know that I know him. And
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god. It's the guy with the
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: most majestic hair in all the lands.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 6: We just talked about him like two weeks ago.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Art Hendel. Is that his name?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 6: You looked him up.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: I did look him up.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: I've seen him in the real world. He was at
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: a convention not too many years ago.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Was he still wearing the coat?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: I don't know if he brought the coat. I feel
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 6: like if I were him, I would walk around in
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: the coat all the time.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he was in, I've only seen him in
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: two movies in his, let me say heyday, glory days.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: The glory that is his hair days.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Dude, that hair, that hair deserves like an IMD page
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: all its own. That hair is glorious.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 6: And could only exist in the 70s.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Possibly early 80s.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: People wearing it now, yeah. People wearing it now, you'd
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 6: be like, what are you doing?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know. If they managed to carry it as
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: well as he did, I might give him a pass.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: If it was like, eh, like half-ass done, then no.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: But if it was like full-on, oh my god, that
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: guy has the hair from the guy that he had
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Art Hendel in Black Christmas and or the Octagon, I
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: would be all about that shit because that's who it was.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: And the fact that I recognize this grizzled old dude
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: as that guy, I was pretty impressed with myself. And
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: he was wearing a hat, so I couldn't even see
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: the hair.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: The hair is not quite the same these days.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to assume it's not there. And he
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: wasn't even wearing the jacket. He should have worn the
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: jacket like every movie so that I should know who
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: he is.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 6: That would make it easier. For some reason, you just
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: wander around in a big fur coat in a beach
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: movie and stuff. Be like, why is that?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe he would have lived longer in this movie if
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: he'd worn that coat. Is that monster to be like, whoa,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: I'm not messing with this guy.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: That coat is too nice to mess up. I don't
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 6: want to get blood all over that coat.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 7: Let's see.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 6: Where do we begin? I was going to say the thing.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 6: I will give it. that I'm giving it a lot
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 6: of points for is that it did have a lot
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: of blood and guts.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: Yes, it did.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: And it was all practical. Like, I did not see
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 6: anything in that movie that was not a physical thing
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: that somebody built.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't notice any XCG. No.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: Until, like, the end. Which is really weird.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Until, like, the end when they.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 7: Were at the.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: I mean, the screen behind... Standing in front of a
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 6: green screen to do, like, a background is one thing. But, like,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: when there's blood and guts and effects going on around
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: you all the time.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: All the creatures.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: Creatures everywhere.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Everything felt real.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 7: Creatures looked.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 6: And they were all, like... physical, real, practical effects. And
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 6: that's very impressive. Especially in these days, getting it made
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 6: in the last couple years.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 7: The whole basement with all the creatures reminded me of the...
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 7: Was it the Bride of Re-Animator? I think it's the
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: Bride of Re-Animator where he's experimented with all these different
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 7: creatures and they're all locked away in the basement.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's... This movie took heavily from a lot of movies.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: There were scenes where I'm like, this looks like Uncle
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: Frank from Hellraiser.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it had some aspects of Hellraiser. Had a little
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 7: Cthulhu mythos thrown into it.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: The thing heavily.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 7: The thing. Reanimator.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: What else?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 6: Actually, even the first one I noticed was... when they
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 6: started taking their faces off, it was almost Nightbreed.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 6: When he was in the hospital.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 6: And let me show you my true face. And, like,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 6: he starts peeling his face off.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 7: And that lady, too, didn't the lady start cutting her
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 7: face off? Yeah, she started doing it first.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 6: And that's when I was like.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because she's like, this is not what we look
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: like or something like that.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 6: This is not me.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 6: And, like, yeah, I was like, this has already kind
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 6: of got a little Nightbreed in it. And, like, from there, like,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 6: that's almost the other end of this for me. It's like,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: the effects are kind of cool that they're all practical, but, like,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: then the story... It's the most recycled mishmash of every
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: other movie.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: It felt like it wanted to be a Clive Barker story.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Clive Barker and Lovecraft. If Clive Barker and Lovecraft had
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: a little bastard mutant child.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: But it wasn't bad at all. I liked it.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it wasn't like it was a blatant ripoff or
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 7: a bad ripoff. It was almost like kind of a
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: well done tribute.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: I liked it.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: I think me and you are not agreeing with Brian.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 6: I just have issues with like the, the, what are
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 6: we doing here? Like if we're, I don't even mind.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: Cause that's the thing I was trying to think like, okay,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: if I go to make a movie now, how am
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 6: I not going to make something that kind of is
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 6: reminiscent of things that I grew up loving? So anybody
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 6: making a movie now, the creature, is it going to
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: start to look like the thing? Because the thing creatures
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: look so fucking cool. Like, when you want to make
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: something that enters into this weird sort of otherworldly demonic looking,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: is it going to kind of be like Hellraiser? Like
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 6: it's hard to not fall into those categories when you're
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 6: doing this kind of horror. But I feel like my
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 6: issue is more like, what is the point? Like if
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 6: you can come up with some sort of reasoning and
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 6: almost like a story that supports going to these places,
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 6: I feel like they were almost just pulling all these things.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 6: Like this is cool. And I like this thing and
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: I like this. And they shoved them all in there.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: but I don't feel like there was a reason for any.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: I feel like if you wrote a really strong plot
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 6: that made all of this come together into a reason
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: for all of it, because by the end I was
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 6: just like, okay, those things happened, but we don't have
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: any backstory on the cult. We don't know what they
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 6: are or why they're doing that. We don't know what
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 6: this otherworldly void is, why anybody's trying to get to
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: it is getting sucked into it. There's no... story that
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 6: ever really unfolds. You kind of piece together a few
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 6: things by the end.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Because if you were one of those people that were
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: in that hospital, you wouldn't know.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: I like that. I like that midway in, we're thrown
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 6: into it as the audience the same way these characters are.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: I don't have a problem with that. But for the
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 6: movie to work, to me, somebody needs to figure something out.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: Even if it's just the audience.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: You need that last minute exposition.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: I don't want it overly explained. I just want, like,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 6: by the end, I feel like we should at least
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: know what we're here for. Even if, like, the characters
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 6: are still kind of oblivious and, like, just thrown into
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 6: the hell dimension. But, like, I feel like we should
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 6: be able to piece together what the point of all this... Like,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 6: if they're making some sort of point with this movie...
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 6: Somebody should know what it is, hopefully the audience. That
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 6: was more of my issue. Because by the end, I'm
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 6: just like, we were like, who's our favorite?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 11: Kim.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 6: Kim's like, is it over? And I'm like, is it?
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: I don't really know. And then you got one more
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: scene after that. And then you're like, no, what?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: Not really, but maybe.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Maybe there's going to be a sequel.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 6: Maybe they'll bust into some Pink Floyd music right about now.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 6: Because it also kind of just feels like it wants
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: to be a trippy music video a good portion of
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: the time. Which it would be very successful at that.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 6: Those visuals look pretty cool.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: I'd say it looked really good. A lot of it
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: looked really good. And I still, for the most part,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: have no idea of a lot of what happened. Like
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: the father and the son. What happened with that?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: Which father's?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: There's only one father and son. I mean, like, the
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: only father and son that are actually in the movie.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: The mute guy.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: Was that his kid?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 12: I don't know.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: I thought he said they killed his family. No, they
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: killed his family.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, they did? Because on the IMD page, I think
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: it has enlisted as the father and the son.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 6: Maybe it didn't. I don't know.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 7: I mean, unless they say it, it's kind of like,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 7: in a way, he takes him.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: On under his wing. They become kind of like that.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 6: But then that's one of those things. Like, that that
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 6: guy who would be the father, the, the older dude
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 6: of the two that can talk, he just like, like,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 6: I don't know what we're supposed to do with him.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: He just shows up and like, well, first scene, we
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: see them kill like, like a light a woman on fire.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit came out of nowhere.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just right off the bat. We're just like, okay,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 6: we're shooting this woman and then lighting her on fire
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: while she's still alive.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck was up with that? I want
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: to know more story about that.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying. What just, like, there's some sort
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: of bloodbath in that house we hear kind of a
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 6: little bit about, but not enough to actually know what's
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: going on. Yeah. And then, like, so it's like, okay,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: at that point we've assumed those two are, like, the villains. Like,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: they're the... Killers out in the woods that are chasing
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: down innocent kids. And those two kids were... But, like,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: then as it expands, I'm like, okay, now we're on
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: their side. But by the time those two get to
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: the hospital, like, the older dude is just being a dick.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: The older dude is also in Pawnee Pool, which was
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: also mentioned during this movie, too, for some reason.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 6: Because... Well, because he was next to the old sitting
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 6: next to the dude with the hair at the convention
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 6: we were but i don't know like that's the thing
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 6: i i got to the point where i'm like i
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 6: got so sick of the the older guy the dad
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 6: version because he was just being a jackass to everybody
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: but he wouldn't like he wouldn't explain anything he wouldn't
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 6: like it under those circumstances be like okay If you're
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 6: here and you think you're taking control of this place, fine,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: but give us some answers. Like, explain who you are
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 6: and who these people are and why we're trying to
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: fight this creature.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: And what happened.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 6: But why would you just blindly go along with, okay,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 6: you've got a gun. Like, nobody's questioning, like, all of
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 6: this crazy, surreal shit's going on around you. You're not
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 6: going to be like, okay, if you think you're in charge,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 6: then explain something to me. But, like, he doesn't do that.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 6: And nobody even questions him for that kind of information.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: They're just... Everyone just sort of follows him because it's
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 6: a hostage situation all of a sudden. But I'm like,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I think for him to kind of
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 6: be our new, I don't know, I guess the cops
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: most lead-ish for a while. But like, we're still following
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 6: these two other guys around. And I'm like, okay, if
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 6: we think they're the good guys now, or we're at
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 6: least supposed to be following them as characters, like, he
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 6: can't continue to be a jackass the whole time. Like,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 6: we have to kind of, get on board with him
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 6: right like he never really redeems himself he's at least
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 6: kind of fighting the creatures the whole time but other
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: than that.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Like i don't he's fighting pretty much everybody the whole.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 6: Time yeah like everybody other than the kid the mute
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: kid with him like everybody else he's like kind of
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 6: fighting with the entire movie and i'm like i don't
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 6: i don't like this guy so why am i watching
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 6: him our cop guy really doesn't carry the plot himself
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 6: so it's like I don't know what's going on with him.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: They have their own backstory with him and the nurse lady.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 6: Which again, they lead into a little bit with that.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 6: I don't know that it even makes good by the end.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 6: It's just sort of a fact that they throw in
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: there for a little extra character development. Kind of. Maybe.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't understand the whole spoiler alert. Now she's a mother.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: What exactly is she the mother of?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 6: Is that the younger mother? Or then they made her.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 6: The one that was pregnant?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: No, his ex-wife.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 6: His wife also became mother of some sort of creature thing.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: He was going to make her a mother.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: Of what?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 7: Of the creature.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 6: Of whatever, again, that's the problem.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 7: Whatever it is that was coming out of the boy.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: We don't know what's going on.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 7: He was transforming her.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 6: Maybe she'd have a buffalo baby like that other one did.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: That giant mutant, like, it was all front weight. Like,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 6: it was huge, but it was all in the front half,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 6: like a buffalo.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: It was bigger than the girl it came out of.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, way bigger than the girl it came out of.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Well, it grew up.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, real fast?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, real fast.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: Like one of those just add water, you just, like,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: little sponges you put in water, and it just, like.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 8: Expands, like, real fast.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 6: A Hellraiser buffalo creature would chase the dude around for
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 6: another five minutes.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: The It Hellraiser thing, buffalo creature.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, all of those things. Everything it stole from.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: It's ridiculous this movie because I still liked it.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 6: Because then even the shots with the cult guys were
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 6: almost out of another movie. That's a different type of
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 6: movie than the weird thing creatures that were crawling around
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 6: in the hospital. Then the Hellraiser Dimension guy at the end.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 6: They all just were pasted together into this collage of
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 6: a film.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Well, the people in white were kind of like their
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: purpose was like kind of to keep the people there
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: and to assist the doctor.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 6: They could have tied into it. But again, we never
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 6: got enough of a story to figure out why they
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: tied into it or what they were. Again, we're assuming
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 6: they're a cult that follows whoever the Frank guy was
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: at the end. But Uncle Frank, that he wasn't really
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 6: in this movie.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Uncle Frank Ultron. Yeah.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 6: He wishes he sounded like James Spader.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: I don't care, I liked it. I enjoyed this movie.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: Because I like all the movies that it ripped off.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 6: That helps a little bit. Giving credit to our favorite
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: cast member, Kim.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Kim was great.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 6: Ellen Wong. And the reason she's great is because.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: She's the Dante. Am I supposed to be here today?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 6: I did almost say that while we were watching it.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 6: Because she starts off as the Dante. But by the end,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 6: there's so many horror movies you watch and people just
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 6: are immersed in the craziest shit all of a sudden.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: And they have the weirdest response to it. Where every time,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 6: throughout the movie, everything Kim said, I'm like, nope, that's accurate.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 6: At any point when she was just like, the fuck
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 6: is going on? She always had a very... just believing,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 6: why am I immersed in this? Like, I'm just very
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: kind of angry at the fact that this crazy shit
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: is being thrown at her.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 7: Like, when they leave to go find that guy's wife,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 7: she's like.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 6: Why are you leaving us here alone?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: What are we supposed to do?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 6: Every time they go to her, like.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Well, I like in every other movie, too, in this situation, like,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: under fire, like, the person pulls through, and they're like,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: I gotta do this, and then, you know, they... And
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: she's like, I can't do this, I can't do it,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: I can't do it.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she didn't pull through at all. She cowered in
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 7: the closet the entire time. And I kind of thought,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 7: I was like, is she going to survive? I was like,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 7: she's probably going to survive because she's going to hide
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 7: in that damn closet until the end of the movie.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: And she did.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 7: And she did.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 6: Lessons learned, people.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Eh, you know.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 6: In the middle of a horror scenario, go hide in
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 6: a closet somewhere.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 7: Eh, you know.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 6: You might survive.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: When you are grossly outnumbered, like ridiculously.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 6: By a weird mutant thing that you really don't understand
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 6: what the fuck is going on.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Sometimes hiding is truly the best option. Fight or flight.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: And she can't leave, so hiding in a closet might
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: be your best bet for now.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 6: You know? I do like that. I was trying to
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 6: make note. At one point, I think it was the
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 6: cop that said it, because that was two-thirds of the
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: way in, and we're still, like, you're even making comments of, like,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 6: I'm not really sure what the fuck's going on, but
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 6: this looks pretty. So I'm like, at some point, the
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 6: cop actually says, we don't know what the fuck is
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 6: going on!
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, you and me both, buddy.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: Like.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 6: oh, there needs to be clarification and some sort of
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 6: expanding on this.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: I do like that the dialogue did seem somewhat believable.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 6: Out of frustration.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's like, oh, is it boyfriend that said,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: people react to ways that you would, you're like, that's
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: not what I would say to you. They're all stressed
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: out and then Kim won't do anything right.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 7: Because she's freaking out. She doesn't know what to do
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 7: because she's in it. Okay, Kim's in like a, She's
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 7: a nurse's aide. I guess she's in training.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: I guess.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was trying to. I was like, she's not
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 6: really a nurse. She doesn't seem to have any real training.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 6: She is looking through the books. She says she's training,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 6: but she seems to know absolutely nothing.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: She's looking up some de-gloving, which let me tell you
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: right now, I have seen pictures of. It is not awesome.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: Don't Google that.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Do not Google de-gloving. It happened to the stunt woman
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: for Mila Jovovich in the last....
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 8: Resident Evil.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Resident Evil movie? She got de-gloved. Was it her hand
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: or her face that got de-gloved? It was her face,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: Ooh.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 6: That's good.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Anyway, it's not awesome. But yeah, anyways, Kim is probably
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: just not... She's probably being kind of spazzy. And the nurse,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: the head nurse lady, is just like, oh, for fuck's sakes.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's exactly what everyone said.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 6: Well, see, that's the thing. Everybody else going into that
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 6: scenario is pretty genuine. Even the cop who, again, isn't
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 6: the strongest lead for us, but he's kind of who
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 6: we're following.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: It's a small town cop. It's not like.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 6: But his response is pretty genuine because all of these
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 6: weird things, like the first half of the run through
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 6: with him, I'm like, I kind of like what he's
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 6: doing because he's just constantly being thrown in the middle of,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 6: what the fuck? I just had to shoot some lady
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 6: that I've probably never shot a person before.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: Who's peeling her face off.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 6: Now there's like this crazy people coming in there with
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 6: an ax and they're trying to kill us and there's
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 6: a creature I just killed and I don't know what the. So, like,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 6: by the time we get to that point, and he's like,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 6: we don't know what the fuck is going on, like,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 6: he's like, you've got the gun, you know, okay, fine,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 6: you think you're gonna take control of this, but at
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 6: that point, like, the other guy with the beard needs
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 6: to go like, alright, look, here's the situation, like, we
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: need to be brought in on the, like, somebody needs
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 6: to know what the hell's going on, they're bringing the
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 6: story in from the very first thing i feel like
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 6: he needs to be the character obviously can't be the
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 6: mute kid so he needs to be the character that's
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 6: like okay let's at least maybe illuminate a little bit
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 6: of what's going on in.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: This he was sending it to it telepathically and we
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: just missed.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 6: It to me my rabbit ears were bent or something
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 6: because i wasn't picking it up it.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: Didn't come through on the signal.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 6: So yeah it's like i don't even blame the cop
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 6: character because i like him being thrown into like one
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 6: scenario after another of like weird shit going on that
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 6: he's totally not prepared for and he comes off pretty
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 6: genuine too it's that other guy that's just being a
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 6: dick for no reason and won't tell them what's going
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 6: on even if he doesn't know it's like he doesn't
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 6: just say I don't know either just like help me
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 6: stay alive like that would make sense but like he
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 6: just acts like he knows what's going on but won't
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 6: tell anybody else smug bastard yep do you like the morgue.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Nursery yeah it's like you don't have I'm sorry they
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: were in the basement yes Or, eventually.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 7: Here's the thing. Here's what happened.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 7: We got a little confused through.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 8: Part of it.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 7: Like, how it got burned out. But if you realize
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 7: that the part where she's talking on the radio, she's
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 7: giving them directions how to get to the morgue. And
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 7: she's like, you know, it's down the stairwell. And he's like,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 7: you know, they've already gone down the stairwell. He's like,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 7: there's another stairwell. And she's like, what are you talking about?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 7: There's only one stairwell. You don't really get it. You
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 7: don't really pick up on it until the end of
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 7: the movie where you realize that at that point, the
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 7: burned out area... they're actually traveling. I guess a part
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 7: of that.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: I immediately got that.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 7: I'm just trying to figure out the dimension.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: The morgue was like.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was the part you seemed weirded out by
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 6: before they got to the stairwell into hell.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 7: But at that point, it had already pulled in. And
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 7: what he saw, the nursery. He was seeing that because
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 7: he had lost his child.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 7: That's why. They were each seeing weird shit because it.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Was getting in their head. But I didn't think they
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: hadn't gone down the second set of stairs.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 12: Yet, had they?
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 7: It didn't matter. It was already starting to bleed into
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 7: that point.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: I thought that was part of the fire burned out part.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 7: It was, but it was starting to, that part of
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 7: that dimension was already kind of bleeding into the real world.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Makes way more sense. You're way smarter than me.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're piecing this together more than maybe the filmmakers.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: Considering you slept through like the first part of it,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: you're doing way better.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 6: Than I was.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 7: Can't help it, I was tired.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: You took a nap earlier.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 7: Doesn't mean shit.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 7: I slept three hours last night.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: But, I mean, yeah, the visuals of it was what
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: won me over and made it worth it.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 7: The visuals were beautiful. In the alternate dimension.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 6: I think it hits a turning point, too. Other than,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 6: and that's kind of where it starts, is when we
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 6: get to, like, we've already killed a monster, we've been
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 6: through all this other stuff, but, like, the dude won't
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 6: explain what's going on. But then when we get to
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 6: the point where they start to split up and then
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 6: she goes to get the medicine for her and then
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 6: gets taken by Uncle Frank.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: She's getting medicine for the pregnant girl.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: I hope anybody missed that.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she went to the.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: Did we mention?
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 6: We didn't even go into the pregnant girl. There's a
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 6: pregnant girl and her grandfather there, too. And she starts
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 6: going into kind of labor or demon possession or whatever's
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 6: going on. She's having issues. And the only person there
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 6: with any medical training goes to get... What medicine she can.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 6: Not Kim. Not Kim. Not Kim at all. And she
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 6: goes to get medicine and then gets like kidnapped. She
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 6: gets neuted at this point. At every point, this is, again,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 6: that's why I say like it also kind of, there's
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 6: many moments I feel like it kind of borrows from Aliens.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 6: Not in the creatures, but in like the pacing of like, okay.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 6: The creature might have just killed this person any other time.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 6: But this one character that we might need later, they're
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 6: going to take them and go keep them at their
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 6: main headquarters so that we can have a big finale later.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 6: And they'll still kind of be there for the big finale.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 6: So it takes her like new and runs off to
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 6: the big. I'm like, from that point on, I feel
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 6: like everything slowed down a lot. And I'm like, I
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 6: was kind of on board up until that. And then
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 6: it felt like the plot wasn't going anywhere because we
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 6: didn't have one. And then, like, at least before, the
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 6: action was kind of cool, and we were getting a
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 6: lot of, like, firefights and monsters and, like, all kinds
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 6: of other stuff.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: It was a firefight?
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 6: And then it just went, like, a lot of dragging
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 6: around and walking through halls, and, like, until we got
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 6: to the big finale there in the super sub-basement of hell, like,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 6: it just slowed down. I think that was the turning
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 6: point for me. Like, I was still kind of on
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 6: board up until the point where she disappears, and I
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 6: feel like they're almost, like, killing time for a little
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 6: while longer. Like, it could have only been a 60-minute story,
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 6: but then they went, well, we gotta make it feature-length.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 9: Um.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 6: Walk around for, like, 20 minutes before we get to
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 6: the finale.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Then you get to, like, where all the monsters are.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: I like the monsters.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 7: But again, I think a lot of it has to
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 7: do with the fact that, like, once again, that dimension's
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 7: bleeded into our realm. And if you remember, you know,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 7: when you're in a dream and things drag on forever,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 7: or you're walking through the hallway of your house and
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 7: all of a sudden that hallway stretches out for miles.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 7: I think it's that kind of point because he's trying
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 7: to get to his wife, right? Ex-wife. Ex-wife and wife.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 6: He said wife, so I thought it was one of
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 6: those they're not together, but maybe they're not officially divorced yet.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but he's trying to get to her, but it
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 7: seems like they just keep walking forever and ever. And
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 7: there's another stairwell, and there's more creepy shit. And they're
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 7: all the... mutant monsters.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: And then they all start seeing things, which is when
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is like, they have some Event
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: Horizon in here, too.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 6: See, that was another one that I was like, this
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 6: definitely has a little... It's like these guys grew up
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 6: watching a bunch of this stuff on VHS and like.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 7: The thing they didn't explain that I didn't understand was
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 7: in the background a couple times you catch the glimpse of.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 7: Either a woman holding a baby.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: It was the bearded guy's wife.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 7: It was his family, I think.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: Because he was the one seeing it most of the time.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 7: Because he was.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: The one whose vision it was.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 7: Because I only saw it one time behind the mute guy.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: I saw it a couple times.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 7: And then I saw her behind the gate and she
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 7: took off running.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: Because I remember the bearded guy chased after her.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 7: I think that's where they were going.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: And that's how they ended up in his house.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 7: Okay, yeah.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: Because he had followed them there.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 7: I thought they were in the mute guy's house.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know, because it's like he had blamed him. Like,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: it was his fault. Like, he was supposed to protect him. So,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: did they know each other before whatever happened?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 6: Which ones? The mute guy and the bearded guy? The
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 6: bearded guy. It doesn't seem like it. I mean, it
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 6: seems like they'd known each other longer than everybody else
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 6: in this new little scenario, but like.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: Because he's like, you were supposed to protect him.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: That.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 6: These are my issues.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: Well, I can piece together because there was that house
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: where the bloodbath was.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: They had called in on the radio. I'm thinking that
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: house was where the original scene, the first scene takes place.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: Because the guy said that girl picked him up and
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: they took him to a house to do drugs.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: And there were people being tortured there.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that is the first scene.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: So was that the same house? Was it the guy's house?
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: Were they there torturing his family?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 6: That became mine is how long has this been going on?
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 6: They certainly have a lot of these hooded characters, so
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 6: is this an ongoing thing and it's spreading more and
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 6: more physically in our world?
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 7: I think it is.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 6: The more people they pick up, the more hooded characters
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 6: they have, the more small town, the small town they
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 6: go to. They capture more people. They all get recruited
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 6: in or sent to the Hell Dimension or whatever the
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 6: hell is going on.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: And then get their heads smashed.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 6: But has that guy been running from town to town
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 6: for the last two or three towns going through these
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 6: different little scenarios and somehow these two, the bearded guy
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 6: and the mute kid, have survived?
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 7: I don't think he's really been going town to town
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 7: because he's the doctor of that one town.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: He's been there and established.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 7: They know who he is and they know his daughter
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 7: passed away. And so he was like through his research.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 7: And like you said, you never really find out where
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 7: he gets that book that the other guy picks up.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: What the hell else is in that book other than
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: some pictures?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 7: You see some symbols. So you assume it's some kind of,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 7: you know, dark arts.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 7: Or something to be able to travel into different dimensions
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 7: and stuff. Um, and you, and you can see that
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 7: he's like making different creatures and shit like that. But, um,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 7: yeah i lost my train of.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 6: Thought that's easy with this movie that's kind of how
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 6: this movie is too by the end it's like wait
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 6: what were we doing yeah i don't know put some
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 6: hellraiser shit in there and call it.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: A movie but i enjoyed it fully i know you
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: didn't seem.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 17: To enjoy it again i don't you at least stayed
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 17: awake i yeah i don't usually it's a struggle it's
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 17: not like i hated it i just feel like it
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 17: has issues like i feel like there's a lot of
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 17: potential there to make kind of a cool little indie
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 17: horror movie, but it loses its way.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: It had a very good frame and very good visuals,
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: but it needed a little bit more fleshing out.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it needed to figure out what it's like. I'm
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 6: not even sure if they know. I feel like, because
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 6: I think the directors are the writers as well, so
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 6: I'm sure kind of in their head, they have an idea,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 6: but I'm wondering if you pin them down to explain
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 6: all these questions that we're throwing out there. Would the
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 6: two of them have kind of different things? With so
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 6: much of it sort of in their own head that
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 6: they didn't put on paper, that even they kind of
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 6: have a different take on what all this is supposed
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 6: to represent.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: I wonder if they're secretly, like, an extended director's cut,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: and this is what they had to, like, narrow it
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: down to, and.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 6: Wouldn't surprise me, kind of, the way it's edited together,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 6: because there are also, like, a few choppy little edits there. Like,
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 6: that one in the hallway, when he takes the trooper guy.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, what just happened?
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was like that, too. I was like, wait, who...
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 6: First of all, who got taken? Like, I couldn't even
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 6: tell it went so quick, so... Mitchell. At first, I
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 6: thought that was such a, like... I thought it was
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 6: almost like a trying to... hide the budget restraints because
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 6: we didn't have time to show this creature, so we
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 6: just cut it real quick. But by the end, there's
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 6: tons of creatures. I'm like, why did they edit it
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 6: that way? When you spend so much time on all
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 6: those physical creatures later, I'm like, maybe they just lost
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 6: a shot towards there or something. I don't know. I
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 6: had to edit real quick, but that part was really weird.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 6: So I was like, I don't know. I'm not sure
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 6: what the issues were. They were fighting with some of
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 6: these things.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: I'm wondering if there's a Blu-ray special edition extended director's
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: cut that has an explanation as to what the fuck happened.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 6: Director commentaries.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 6: They can both sit there and flesh it all out
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 6: for us.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: I wonder if we Googled, like, the void explanation.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 6: I'm sure some weirdo on YouTube will spend time explaining it.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: I wonder if there's just, like, a blog. You could
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: discuss things amongst yourself while I Google something else for you.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: They're just talking about it. They're not, like, giving me
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: all of it.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 6: Explaining it again about what we just did. Here's some
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 6: things that we saw on the screen. I don't know
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 6: that they can pin down exactly what's going on.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: It's from Den of Geek, where it says, Letting the
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: thick atmosphere, sober tone, and truly gonzo visuals carry the film,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: even while their script doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Amen.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 6: That was my take. And I blame Bill Sey.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: Bill Cipher.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 6: See, that's the thing. Those short episodes of Gravity Falls
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 6: are so much well fleshed out. So much better fleshed
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 6: out story-wise than this 90-minute movie. That just shows you
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 6: when you get somebody who is a good writer and
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 6: a good storyteller how well you can paint these characters
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 6: in a short amount of time, orchestrate this bigger story,
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 6: and have it come together. They need to get together
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 6: with that Gravity Falls guy.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: Broke my damn heart when I heard that they canceled
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: that series. Yeah.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 7: That was really good.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 6: That was the network. That was a good show.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: But the Simpsons have been on for how fucking long?
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 6: But that was the network's doing. And I think even
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 6: he was just kind of like, eh, it's fine. He's like,
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 6: I've got other stories. Like, I think he wants to
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 6: do other stuff.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: But I want to hear this story.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 6: I agree. I would have taken a couple more seasons.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 6: I think it definitely could have supported a few more seasons.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 6: But it is what the world works for.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: In mysterious ways. I want to know more about Grendel.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: Was her name Grenda? Grendel? Come on, y'all. I'm talking
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: about the big girl. She was funny.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: Her friends. Was it Candy and Grendel?
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 6: Her friends are all like.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: Grenda?
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 6: Those three. What a little trio.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: I went through a hit and a miss with the Mabel.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 6: Mabel's annoying, but you know, she's a sister.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: Sometimes she was funny, but sometimes she was just a
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: self-centered little bitch, and I'm just like, Come on, dude.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: Let Dipper have something of his own. She was like,
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: everything had to be around her. And I'm just like, God, no.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 6: There's a lot of people like that, sadly, in the world.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 6: Anything else? We've kind of rounded out this movie.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: I need to watch some more Art Hendel 70s movies.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: 80s.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: 70s, 80s.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 6: Find more of him. And definitely, I'm assuming he'll have
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 6: the hair. Whether or not he has the coat, I
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 6: don't know. But he needs to walk around in that
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 6: coat all the time. He can let me wear it.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 6: He might. Maybe if he makes another appearance, we'll see
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 6: if he can bring the coat. Didn't you say you
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 6: watched something?
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, we did watch one other movie. We didn't catch
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: the actual day because it was on, I forget what
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: day it was. But shortly after Rex Manning Day, his
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: boyfriend had never seen Empire Records.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 6: Oh, there are many a time when I've gone, it's
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 6: Rex Manning Day. Me too. 90% of the time people
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 6: are like, what the hell is wrong with you? What
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 6: are you talking about?
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that responds to most things in life. But I
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: was just, I was, I was, I was, I love
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: that movie.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 6: That's another one that. I kind of love it, and
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 6: I realize what a flawed movie it is at the
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 6: same time. It's not a great movie, but you have
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 6: to love so much of it. There's so many enjoyable
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 6: things in it, like Warren.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 4: God, I love Warren.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 6: He's such a bastard. The most fun part of it.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 6: But yeah, there's so many great moments in it, and
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 6: then sometimes you're just like, it's so generic and cliched.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 6: I love it. It's ridiculous and great.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: It even makes Renee Zellweger tolerable, and that is a
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: task in and of itself.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 6: It's got some great stuff in it, though. It does.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 6: The dude gluing money to the floor. That's one of
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 6: my favorites, because what is his response? Why does he
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 6: say he has reason for it?
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: God, I don't remember, and we just fucking watched it.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 6: I don't know. That guy, because he's the one from
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 6: Days to Confuse, too. I think he ended up on,
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 6: he's the long hair.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: No, he's not. Not the guy who'd go on pennies
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: to the floor.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 6: Well, no, the other one.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, Rory Cochran. Lucas, was that his name? Is
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: he Lucas?
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 6: Because he's in that, and I think he went on
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 6: to be in one of the cop shows, one of
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 6: the random, that's like, yeah, it was years later. I
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 6: was like, what happened to that guy? And then he's
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 6: on that. So they brought in a pretty amazing cast
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 6: for that time. That time and place in the world.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 6: But yeah, it's got so many redeeming qualities. It makes
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 6: me overlook what a generic mainstream mess it is.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Boyfriend was like, was there really a Rex Manning?
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: How did I miss that? I'm like, no, it's just
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: for the movie.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 6: It's Rex Manning day.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: Although that is also the guy who was in Grease 2.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 6: Nobody, I think, fucking saw. He's super dreamy there, too.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 7: Wait, who is he in Grease 2?
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 6: He's the main guy.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 7: He's the main character.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 8: He's Slicker.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Grease 2 sucked.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 6: I don't think that's the first time people have made that.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: Let's tell Michelle Pfeiffer you said that.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 6: She'll be so upset. Go for it. She'll be so upset.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 6: She's like, that's my crowning jewel. Not all these other
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 6: Oscar caliber performances.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 7: I don't even think she gets out of the house.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 6: I'm most proud of Grease 2.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: I was just trying to figure out whatever happened to
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: Debbie Mazor.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 6: She's still out there.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 3: Is she?
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 6: I know a couple of years ago I saw her
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 6: in something.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: All I can name her in is this and Space Truckers.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 6: She had her own sitcom. I remember maybe shortly after
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 6: Space Truckers.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: Why have we not done that movie yet? Have we
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: done that? Did we do it and I forgot?
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 6: That wouldn't surprise me, but I don't think officially we have.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 6: I think we just watched it and our lives were changed.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: I know I've watched it more than once. And they're
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: square pigs for fuck's sakes.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 6: I talked about it with George Wynn. Specifically because I'm like, dude,
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 6: you were in Space Truckers. I was thinking about that.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 6: There was a Cheers rerun on today. And I was
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 6: just like, not only did I talk to that guy,
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 6: but I talked to him about square pigs.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: What did you say about Space Truckers? I never listened
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: to the show.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 6: That's your own fault. Everyone should go back and listen
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 6: to that George Wynn piece. It's pretty awesome.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: It's a great movie. Stephen Dorff at his hottest.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 6: He's back now. He's in something else, too, that I
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 6: just saw.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: Not the text, not the chainsaw.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 6: Well, it was right after you talked about that. So
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I guess he's having a little resurgence now. Like,
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 6: he must need some work or something. Got a new
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 6: house to pay off because, like, he's all of a
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 6: sudden doing stuff again. So he's got, I think, another
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 6: new movie coming out.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: What the hell are you saying?
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 6: Like a bigger property than the Leatherface Kid. So he's
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 6: coming back.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: Good for him.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 6: You do it, dork.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: Why isn't he at conventions? Because you would tackle him.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: I say that about 90% of the people I talk about.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 6: That's true. You do like to stalk a lot of people.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 6: Some of them should just come closer to you.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: Did we ever discuss Ethan Embry? I'm pretty sure we did.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 6: We reference it on a regular. It's become part of
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 6: the scale. Would you be Ethan Embry waiting that line?
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would. I was watching and I'm just like, God,
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: he's so spazzy in Empire Records, but he's so adorable.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 4: Shoplifter!
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 6: Again, he's part of the adorable, endearing qualities of that movie.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: What did you think of Empire Records having not seen
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: this movie ever?
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 6: Did you get a sugar high?
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 7: I thought it was kind of goofy.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 6: Why does he sound like that?
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 7: It was very 90s.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. That's what I told you going into it, though.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 7: The 90s really wasn't a part of my growing up.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 6: It was a very specific period for me, because it's
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 6: not the same as my attachment to stuff in the 80s.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 7: No, not at all.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 6: But I feel like I still, it was just a
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 6: different gear. I was going into a different place, so
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 6: I attached to different 90s things.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 7: I just didn't attach to anything 90s.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 8: You tuned out already.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 7: I had tuned out once the 90s hit. I was
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 7: in my own world at that point, so.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: Well, didn't The Crow come out in the 90s?
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but that doesn't... That didn't have anything to do
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 7: with Empire Records.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 6: There wasn't a huge.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 7: I mean, there wasn't a huge crow falling. There weren't
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 7: a bunch of goofy-ass kids that went to The Crow.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 6: There were a lot of weird dorks walking around the
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 6: mall dressed like the crow. Yeah, you know, I mean.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 6: Not a lot. Not a lot. But for that, like,
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 6: for where I was, like, the fact that I still
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 6: saw one or two, like, it obviously had an impact.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: I think I was the crow one year for Halloween.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 12: So was I.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 6: There's a reason I don't bother dressing up now. I
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 6: did it all. I've gotten it out of my system.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 7: I just didn't dress up. I dressed up one time
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 7: for Halloween.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: This was the one time I dressed up, like, as
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: a teenager. Mm-hmm. Aside from being a kid dressing up,
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: me and my friend.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 6: I was technically an adult. I went to work dressed
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 6: like the crow, so deal with that, me.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: Are there pictures of this?
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 6: I got at least one decent one that I held
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 6: on to. The rest of them.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: I think I might have actually seen this picture.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's one of me standing on the porch when
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 6: it was dark, and it actually looks cool and crow-like,
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 6: and it was time for trick-or-treating, so I was hanging out.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: Did you still have the hair, or was it a wig?
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 6: That one was a wig. Just because it wouldn't have
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 6: looked right anyway, because mine was never that dark. So
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 6: it was a rig, but I like rigged it up
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 6: so that it kind of looked more appropriate because even
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 6: the way it came looked stupid. So I kind of
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 6: like messed with it and wore it differently. And like it,
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 6: it to me looked horrible.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: I guess because I was a teenager in the 90s,
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: so this movie, the songs, I was just like, when
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: they started playing the Gin Blossoms, I'm like, hell yeah,
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: I love the Gin Blossoms. This is a great fucking song.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 6: It does have a great 90s, if you like 90s music,
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 6: it has a great soundtrack. It's the most 90s soundtrack
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 6: you're going to find just about. I think we played
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 6: some on our 90s soundtrack episode.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 8: I think I pulled one out.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 6: I didn't identify with hardly any of it. Specifically that.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 6: But it's like, again, you don't realize what a sound...
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 6: sound in quotation that the 90s had until you get
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 6: a little distance like at the time it was just
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 6: whatever it's the music that was on the radio but
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 6: now I listen back and I'm like oh god that
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 6: sounds 90s like it's such a specific time and.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 7: Place yeah I think at that point there would have
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 7: been the kids that just annoyed the crap out of
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 7: me and i generally didn't okay they worked at the
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 7: record store i didn't go to the record store i
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 7: mean i went to era ecstasy But I didn't go
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 7: to the mall, and the people that were kind of
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 7: in this film wouldn't be the people working at Ear Ecstasy.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 6: But it's funny, because within the context of the movie,
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 6: they probably think they're the cool record store kids. So
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 6: they probably think that they work at Ear Ecstasy, but
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 6: looking at them now, they seem kind of like mall.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 6: Except for shaving her head girl. She was pretty hardcore.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 6: But the rest of them were pretty HMV.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 7: I don't know. There was a girl I knew that
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 7: worked at HMV that shaved her head, so.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 6: But she seemed like she was very... There's a couple
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 6: of them that seem very... I think I'm anti-establishment. Yeah.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 6: Even though they're probably not really. They're just like 19.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 6: Everybody thinks they're anti-establishment. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: I like it. It was a good movie.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 6: Which one are we on now?
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 11: Empire Records?
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: I'm still talking about Empire Records.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 6: It's an entertaining movie.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 7: It's an entertaining movie. I didn't think it was bad.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 7: I mean, it was definitely... I mean, it's definitely dated.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 7: It's definitely... Made for its time.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 6: I do wonder how kids now would respond to it,
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 6: if it would still work the same way.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: If you were a teenager seeing.
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  Speaker 3: It like that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 6: Teenagers out there?
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I think a lot of it would kind
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  Speaker 7: of go the same, because you still have that dynamic of,
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  Speaker 7: you know, you have the one girl that's the slut,
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  Speaker 7: and you have the other girl that's.
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  Speaker 6: A little too goody-goody, and.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, she wants to be bad, but she's not. And
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  Speaker 7: then you've got the one that's just completely... I don't
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  Speaker 7: give a fuck about anybody. And the same thing with
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  Speaker 7: the guys. So I think that dynamic kind of works
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  Speaker 7: no matter what generation it is.
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  Speaker 6: I do wonder, yeah, if kids would respond to it
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  Speaker 6: the same. So, yeah, let us know.
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  Speaker 7: Probably a lot of them would be like, what's a CD?
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 6: That might be true.
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  Speaker 7: Or a tape. Or listening booths.
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  Speaker 6: You can get those now and put them in your house.
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  Speaker 7: What listening booth?
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  Speaker 6: I see people that have rescued the old ones from here.
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  Speaker 6: I see them. There's like a couple of stores in
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  Speaker 6: town that took them and like repurpose them into their business.
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  Speaker 7: I remember the kiosks, um, Did they have listening.
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  Speaker 1: Booths at RSC? I thought they did. I don't remember.
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  Speaker 6: They just had like, it was just a station. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: it was a station. It wasn't like an enclosed booth,
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  Speaker 6: but it was like just a place with headphones and
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  Speaker 6: like you could punch a button for like six or
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  Speaker 6: eight different.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm thinking of somewhere else. Maybe I just saw
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: it in a movie. It's like in my head I
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: remember listening booths, but.
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  Speaker 6: It's okay.
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  Speaker 7: A lot of things happen in my head that don't
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  Speaker 7: happen in real life.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 7: Conversations with people.
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  Speaker 2: Are you in the void?
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 6: You might be.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 7: I usually am.
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  Speaker 6: Alright, I think we're heading towards the void, so we
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 6: should wrap it. Any passing parting thoughts?
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: I want to wear that guy's coat.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 7: Parting shots.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: But not from this movie, because it wasn't a cool coat.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 7: That's just his skin.
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  Speaker 6: He just looks like that all the time.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 7: His bloody lab coat.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 6: That's not the one I want!
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 7: That's not what you get.
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  Speaker 6: Damn it, Uncle Frank. All right. With that, I say
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  Speaker 6: we round things out.
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  Speaker 1: Wrap this shit up, put it in the void, and
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  Speaker 1: let's go.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Otherwise, anyone does it. We will return next time, same
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  Speaker 6: geek feed. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 7: Bye.
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  Speaker 4: Bye. Bye. Bye.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 14: You should never come this way To test the hands
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 14: of fate You don't belong here Peel back the skin,
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 14: close your eyes, hell is born To the abyss, but
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 14: be warned You fear what you've become God, what have
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 14: you done?
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  Speaker 13: You don't belong here But it's all in the way
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  Speaker 13: You touch and you obey Denial.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 14: But it's all in the way. You touch and you'll
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 14: be denied.
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  Speaker 9: Save for.
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  Speaker 6: The time.
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  Speaker 9: I'll take your heart That is alive And you know
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 9: You were once led to believe.
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  Speaker 4: You were young and so.
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  Speaker 9: Naive And now no longer But it's all in the
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  Speaker 9: way It's in your bed today Love to free Have
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 9: to die with nothing you can hold Have to break
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 9: in the cold And the boy that you made The
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 9: moment you let love go.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 4: Back your days You let them all escape.
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  Speaker 9: I have to face this alone I have to die
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 9: with nothing you can hold I have to break in
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 9: the cold And the boy that you made The moment
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 9: you let love go.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: It wasn't until, like, way later in life, and I'm like,
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 1: it's not Napoleon ice cream, yeah, fuck that.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 6: I might be saying it.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 1: Neapolitan? Is that what it says on the... Neapolitan.
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  Speaker 6: But I question it every time.
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