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603: My Coffee · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: I just got my list of people that are approved
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  Speaker 1: to come to the Cheaper by the Dozen Premiere and
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  Speaker 1: Donald Fazon, Casey Cobb and two children are on the
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  Speaker 1: list for the Cheaper by the Dozen Premiere. Would you
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  Speaker 1: look at that? Who are you gonna dress them kids up?
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  Speaker 1: I want that? Can? Can? Can they be in like outfits?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want Air Force ones? No? I know Wilder
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  Speaker 1: is going to come in some beautiful dress, but I
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  Speaker 1: was wondering if your son could rock a three piece
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  Speaker 1: and a bow tie. I mean, I'll ask him. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if he's keen to walk a bow tie.
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  Speaker 1: But he's not much of a a style kid, is he.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he's like a sports style. I know he
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  Speaker 1: likes you know, back whatever. Some of these young kids,
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  Speaker 1: they you know, some of these young kids, they get
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  Speaker 1: into style early. Obviously Wilder a girl, but I mean
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  Speaker 1: even young boys. No, I'm saying even young boys. Is
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  Speaker 1: Rocco a kid like that? Does he like does he
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  Speaker 1: like think about an outfit? I mean he thinks about
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  Speaker 1: his snaps like that, like you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: So if he has a nice pair of sneakers, he'll
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  Speaker 1: rock them for a special game or you know, he
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  Speaker 1: likes to keep its rocks mine yet or are they
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  Speaker 1: still too big? Uh No, he's born them already. They're
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  Speaker 1: a little big for him. But he tried, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he tried to play in the space Jams. I got
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  Speaker 1: in the space Jams, but I could only get him
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  Speaker 1: a slightly too big. And Casey said, that's fine because
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  Speaker 1: he's going like crazy. Yeah, he's nuts. It's nuts, man.
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  Speaker 1: He's growing so fast and he loves basketball right now,
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  Speaker 1: which is great for me because I get to live
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  Speaker 1: out all my fantasies through my child. Which are you
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  Speaker 1: gonna do? What you're gonna do? The Lebron route? And
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  Speaker 1: and and try and make him like Brawny. I mean,
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know impressed that I know that the name Brownie.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so I'm so confused right now, Like my brain
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  Speaker 1: is like, what the fuck just happened here? Um wait
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  Speaker 1: a second, Well, how do you know about Lebron James?
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  Speaker 1: I saw in the news that Lebron announced he was
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  Speaker 1: not going to retire until he played at least one
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  Speaker 1: season with his son Brawny. And and that's how I
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  Speaker 1: know the name Browny. That's a lot of pressure on
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  Speaker 1: that kid. Now, that kid better make the league. Is
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  Speaker 1: he he must be good? Is he good? Oh, he's
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  Speaker 1: he's fabulous. The kid Kimball. He plays for Sierra Canyon,
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  Speaker 1: which is a school out here in California. It's a
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  Speaker 1: high school number. Yeah, they're like the number six or
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  Speaker 1: something school like that in the nation. I'm not sure
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  Speaker 1: if Lebron junior is a senior or a junior. But
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  Speaker 1: then kick cam ball. Now he's like six three, which
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  Speaker 1: is great, you know. Um, and he's a legit six three.
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  Speaker 1: That's the other thing. So a lot of people were
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  Speaker 1: sixty three and they weren't really six three. He's a
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  Speaker 1: legit six three, which he went and measured. I went
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  Speaker 1: and measured. No, it's just that No. Uh, they're trying
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  Speaker 1: to get brought my tape right now. We have to
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  Speaker 1: make sure. But he I mean, he's dunking on kids already.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see, we'll see how it plays out. Anyway. Back
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  Speaker 1: to my original point. Oh wait, but one more thing
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  Speaker 1: before we move on basketball related DeMar de Rosen, I
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  Speaker 1: owe you an apology. I said you were in the
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  Speaker 1: twilight of your career when we had Chase saying that
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  Speaker 1: you needn't Yeah, sure, good, And I was I've never
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  Speaker 1: been more wrong in my life. DeMar Derozen, you are
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  Speaker 1: straight up balling, yo balling on another level. And DeMar
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  Speaker 1: Derosen played for the Toronto Raptors for the longest. He's
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  Speaker 1: a kid from California, and then he went to San Antonio,
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  Speaker 1: where I guess they didn't use him correctly. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what it is, but it looked like his career
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  Speaker 1: was over. You know, Kawhi Leonard went to Toronto and
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  Speaker 1: won a championship there. Kawhi Leonard also won a championship
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  Speaker 1: in San Antonio, and so it looked like wherever Damar was,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't really popping for him. He wasn't, you know,
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  Speaker 1: at least from the outside. I was wrong because this
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  Speaker 1: boy is bowling out of control right now. Not only
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  Speaker 1: he's an MVP candidate. He's an MVP candidate. He's definitely
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  Speaker 1: the most improved player of the year. But you can't
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  Speaker 1: you can't say that because he's an MVP candidate. Now
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  Speaker 1: he's got the Chicago Bulls on the verge of going
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  Speaker 1: deep in the playoffs. It's a crapshoot in the you know,
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  Speaker 1: let's be honest, Milwaukee's for real Milwaukee's for real. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll see I'm bored. I'm bored. Nobody cares about
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  Speaker 1: your boardingness right now. DEMARDA Rosen, I'm sorry, all right,
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  Speaker 1: DeMar de Rosen, We're sorry. Um. Another basketball thing you'll
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  Speaker 1: be impressed that I know is a coach punched another
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  Speaker 1: coach in the face. Juwan Howard punched another punched a
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  Speaker 1: coach in the face. Yet, now, I'm assuming you're not
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  Speaker 1: allowed to do that. Is that correct? I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know any league where other than fighting where it's no,
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  Speaker 1: not even in fighting, where a coach is allowed to
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  Speaker 1: punch another coach in the face. So what did they
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  Speaker 1: do to him? Is he he suspended? I assume yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he suspended for the season. Are they gonna fire him?
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  Speaker 1: I hope not. He's a good coach. I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna be honest with you. There are some coaches out there,
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  Speaker 1: and you know who you are. You deserve to get
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  Speaker 1: punched in the face. Not that this man did, Not
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  Speaker 1: that this man did. Did he come out, did it
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  Speaker 1: come out? What was said? I don't know. But there's
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  Speaker 1: some coaches. I'm just wondering when you're watching that show. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: no center, the place for sports when you're when you're
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  Speaker 1: watching that. Did they did they um? As you do daily?
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  Speaker 1: I believe did they do? They do? They say what
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  Speaker 1: was said? Sometimes I don't know what was said. I
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  Speaker 1: would love to find out what was said, because it
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  Speaker 1: would be great if it was something like, man, that's
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  Speaker 1: why your momas like shit and then m was like
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  Speaker 1: fuck you um. According to the Chicago Tribune, the altercation
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  Speaker 1: began in the postgame handshake line when Guard grabbed Howard
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  Speaker 1: by the arm in an attempt to explain why he
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  Speaker 1: called the time out. Howard yell, don't expletive touch me
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  Speaker 1: and put his right index finger in Guard's face as
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  Speaker 1: the two began to argue, that's not what happened. Then
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  Speaker 1: there was a scrum, but there was a big one
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  Speaker 1: crum and then he reached over reached a yes from
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  Speaker 1: which isn't really fair fighting, right, Donald. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: fighting rules, but you don't want to sneak attack from
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  Speaker 1: around someone, right, I mean, look, let's keep it one hundred.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, when's he gonna get another chance to hit
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  Speaker 1: that dude? Though? Anyway, that's the extent of my my
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  Speaker 1: my sports knowledge. This week, it was a bad day
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  Speaker 1: for sports. Uh when that happened, that was a bad
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  Speaker 1: look on for Juwan Howard and it was a bad
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  Speaker 1: look for Michigan. I don't think anybody watched the Winter Olympics.
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  Speaker 1: I read that too. That was just true. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to say anything bad about anything. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: we did nothing about the athletes. We we we know
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  Speaker 1: how hard they work. But I just just just as
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  Speaker 1: a TV ratings thing, I read that nobody really watched it.
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  Speaker 1: There was a lot of controversy involved with this Olympics,
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  Speaker 1: you know, a lot of it, and uh, this time
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  Speaker 1: the country hosting the Olympics didn't help really with uh. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because they caught a Russian am I correct, they caught
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  Speaker 1: a Russian gymnast, Danial. I feel like you're gonna know this.
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  Speaker 1: They caught a Russian gymnast doping, and then they didn't
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  Speaker 1: eliminate her. Yeah she was an ice skater, and yeah
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  Speaker 1: they did. They the Chinese were in charge of deciding that,
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  Speaker 1: I believe. So yeah, I don't know. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: that the IOC committee. All I'm saying is China had
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  Speaker 1: held this Olympics and put everybody in a bubble and
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  Speaker 1: nobody got to see outside of the bubble. They could
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  Speaker 1: look out of the hotel and see people walking around
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  Speaker 1: in the street. That was as far as they could
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  Speaker 1: get out of. Another doping scandal involved a horse, not
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  Speaker 1: in the Winter Games, but the horse that won. I
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  Speaker 1: believe the derby is dead. I don't know how this unfolded,
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  Speaker 1: but the horse that won the last derby, Please double
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  Speaker 1: check my facts here. They found out I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if it was post mortem or what, but that in
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  Speaker 1: fact had been doped, and so they had to take
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  Speaker 1: the two million dollars back from the winner and give
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  Speaker 1: it to the second place person. But it didn't affect
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  Speaker 1: anyone who won and the best, because that would have
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  Speaker 1: been a debacle. But the weird thing is this very
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  Speaker 1: famous horse guy who's in charge and obviously knew about
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  Speaker 1: doping this horse. The fine is like forty grand or something.
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  Speaker 1: The guy's a zillionaire. Yeah, I mean, don't bet horses.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just think that it's a shame
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  Speaker 1: that people cheat. I hate I hate line cutters. You
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  Speaker 1: hate line cutters? Yeah, you know when you're like in
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  Speaker 1: line in traffic and then those people that skip and
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  Speaker 1: then they try and nudge in, you know, on Laurel
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  Speaker 1: Canyon Boulevard up at the top by Mulholland they cut
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  Speaker 1: everybody and then they try and edge in those people.
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  Speaker 1: I look at it as I look at it as
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  Speaker 1: just aggressive driving. Oh you're a line cutter? Are you
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  Speaker 1: a line cutter? When it comes to traffic. I think
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  Speaker 1: everybody on this conversation who has ever driven a car
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  Speaker 1: is a line cutter. No, you're on crack, dude. You
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  Speaker 1: drive a very fast car, very fast card. You know.
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  Speaker 1: There are times when I will be like, oh fuck,
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  Speaker 1: that's my exit, and I'll wave to the person and
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  Speaker 1: be like, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize that you're
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  Speaker 1: all in line the eggs. Of course I've done that,
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  Speaker 1: But I'm talking about people who strategically speed up in
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  Speaker 1: the other lane. And then did you drive when you
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  Speaker 1: lived in New York? Did you drive when you lived
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  Speaker 1: in New York? Doesn't count In New York's a free
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  Speaker 1: for all. I'm talking about normal places. When you come
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  Speaker 1: out to la with that New York mentality, it really
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  Speaker 1: does get you far. I'm gonna keep it one hundred
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  Speaker 1: with you. If you've got that New York cab driver mentality,
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: or you drive a big truck around Manhattan, yeah, or
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  Speaker 1: these streets out here in California. If you bring that
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  Speaker 1: mentality to these streets, it's like grant that auto out
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  Speaker 1: this piece. Man, you got the skills. It's like it's
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: like the Transformers movie. Hugh got the touch. What about
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: the people that do the chatting? Cut on? Like you
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  Speaker 1: got the power when you're online as a human being,
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  Speaker 1: not with your car and people cut Oh, oh, well
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: that's that's the that's that that's fistfighting territory right there,
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: like keeping one hundred if you got look you don't
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  Speaker 1: have any armor around you or anything. If you have
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  Speaker 1: the nerve to be like yo, excuse me and step
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  Speaker 1: people do somebody? Did you ever see the thing there
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  Speaker 1: was a curb your enthusiasm called the chat and cut.
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  Speaker 1: That's when you start, hey, Timmy, and then you're step
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  Speaker 1: in line with Then you're in line with Timmy. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a hook I'm a hook off one. You dog, don't
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  Speaker 1: do that shit in front of me. Let's get into
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: the show. Everybody five six about show we made about
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: a bunch of doctor nurses stories. Never so yeadoo around
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: you here, yeadoo around here, What is going on in
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: season six? This is a weird ass season. I don't
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: think it's found it's footing. Well, I knew it was
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: gonna be a weird episode. Well, I knew it was
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: going to be a weird episode when JD knocked it
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  Speaker 1: out of the park in bed with his girlfriend. I
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: knew right then and there I was like, that doesn't
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: Why is Jad not in I think we've established that
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: JD is good in bed, he's a good lover. Yeah,
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: I think we look at the women he must be doing.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: He's not the handsomest guy in the world. He must
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: be doing well with somehow. Look what he did to
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: Elliott during the pizza episode. She she couldn't prove that's
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: that is true? That is true? So attracts Then j
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  Speaker 1: D knocking out of the park in bed with sex
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: tracks Right now, I just don't think I'm just finding
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: a weird Are you not feeling a weird Joel? Are
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: you feeling a weirdness? And season season five is so hot,
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: it's weird that it's not translating so far. But we
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: do have some pretty iconic episodes coming up, so maybe
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: it was just a slow start. I think this was weird.
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of jokes in it that just didn't land,
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: is what it's? What's going on? Well, I last a
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: few times and they were all Todd related. Yeah, Todd,
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: Todd whispering like he's the ghost of dope. That's the
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: funniest joke in the whole show. You just ruined it
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: that she Judy's Todd. Where is Todd hiding under the
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: bed and he and she thinks about formula and he
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: goes formula is bad for the baby breast milks up healthier. Well,
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: not only hiding in the room somewhere, not only trying
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: to see her Teddy. When when ted is uh slurping
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  Speaker 1: on his suckling, sucking his uh smoothie through a straw,
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: and then Todd comes running it in and says, I
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: heard slurping, I heard suckling. I heard suckling. Yeah, I
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: heard suckling. That shit had me rolling too well. The
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: movie the show opens with us having good uh, and
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: then Todd wants to us, no, that would be a
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: better episode. The show opens with Elizabeth Banks character Kim,
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: and we established we have a good sex life even
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: though we're she's already pregnant and we got pregnant with
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: as we established last week, with the penis never going
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: into the vagina, the seamen landed on the Laby Majora.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: I want to remind anyone that I would like a
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: Labia Minora for Hanka if that's something that is made
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: on Etsy. Um, now, it's funny. I think I remember
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Coffee Bux was still being built. That's the reason why
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: it's not been been It wasn't introduced until what what
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: what episode is this three years three? Yeah? So I
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: remember it was still under construction. It's finally done. Um,
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: obviously a Starbucks knockoff, a Starbucks and Coffee being I
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: think Bill was obviously clearly looking for just a new
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: set for for stuff to go down in and shake
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: it up a little bit season. From what I understood,
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: he knew that Kelso would have to retire soon and
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: he needed a place for Kelso to still be a
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: part of the hospital. Oh really, what you think it
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: was that far back in the thinking. I thought it
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: was just like, we need a new set for these
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: people to hang out in. No, because we don't. I
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: mean we do hang out in it, but it really
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: becomes Kelso's office at this point when we after this
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: season when we want to establish anything with Kelso it's
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: at the coffee Bucks. This is a less ask Bill questions.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: He may be too busy. He's too busy. He's down
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: in Florida with Vince Vaughn. All right, but he's shooting
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: the new um his new show called Bad Monkey starring
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Vince Vaughn. Nice. Mickhead is on the back of the line. Yeah.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: And because he's at the back of the line, it's
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: so far back that it's in front of another offee Bucks.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: And he turns around and goes, oh, wow, another one. Well,
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this is still the case, but
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: at the height of the Starbucks insanity, you could literally,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: like if you were in Manhattan, you could stand on
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  Speaker 1: a corner and see like three of them. It was
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: the stupidest thing. So I think this was sort of
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: making fun of that. Were you excited when you saw
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Darth Vader? I didn't understand why Darth Vader was online,
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: but he was there. There's no other reason to stand
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  Speaker 1: online usually other than a Star Wars movie. Oh is
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: that the last time? Is that why he said? Did
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: you get tickets? Yeah? I didn't understand the joke when's
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: the last time you stood online for anything? Are there
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: like a movie? When's the last time you did that?
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: It's been a long time. I'm trying to think. I
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: want to stand online for things you never stood talking
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  Speaker 1: about line cutters. No, I wouldn't. I would. We live
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: in la here, back in the day, in New York,
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: back in the Jersey. Not really, no, I was not really. Wow. Yeah,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: but but what other than a movie? Do you? Is
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: there anything in the world other than Disney World food conventions.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I feel like we're on family feud again. Yeah, oh,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Joel and conventions? Are they gonna do Comic Con in person?
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  Speaker 1: So I'm sure they'll be back this year. Are you
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: gonna go? It's too soon. I can It's candy b
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: crowds right now. It gives me so much anxiety. By
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: the way, speaking of geeky nerdy things, I'm sending you
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: a book Sideshow Collectibles. I love them. I love sec
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Man Yo, Sideshow shout out Sideshow because they actually do.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: They say they'll send us stuff and then they actually do.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: I love my gifts from Sideshow Collectibles, but I do
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: not need the books that take apart the superhero figures
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: and discuss them. But I got that book and I
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: was like, Joe, Well, is gonna which hero? It's great,
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: It's it's great coffee. No, it's like a bunch of them.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: It's like, it's like you got you got it right.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's a it's the anthology of all
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  Speaker 1: of their action figures that they ever made. Stuff. It's
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: great coffee table stuff. It's great. It's a coffee. You're
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: gonna love it. I promptly gave it to my assistant
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: and said, give this to Joel. We have a whole
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: give this to Joel Pile. It's anything related to super
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: geeky stuff that I'm not into it. No, I mean,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: you know, you know superhero world all, you know, the
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: kind of woman, the kind of woman who's watching Clone
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Wars in the background during the podcast, that kind of thing.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: So Cabbage is back and he's, um, he does an
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: ape impression. I don't know where that came from. I
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: guess maybe he showed Bill that he could do an
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: ape impression. Yeah, which was out of left field. But hey,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: oh it's pretty good. You're gonna hate me, I thought,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: but I didn't. That's okay. We had the backup Um, everybody,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Um, I just fucked up. I thought I
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: hit record on my personal recorder, but I didn't, so
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: my audio will now instantly sound better. Donald was rolling, Oh, always,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: can we talk? So you've never fucked up? Listen, don't
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: try And all of a sudden, I'm trying to get
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: some empathy from you. I'm trying to get some mother
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: fucking empathy from you. Stop deflecting. Turn the deflector shield.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I thought I hit record. I'm so pissed to myself.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I want to have I want to have a moment
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: of silence for me being an idiot. Zach was totally
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: the emperor just now. I'm afraid the deflector shields will
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: be quite operational when I fuck up my recording. I
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: fucked up my recording, so I don't even if the
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: audience can tell that I sound better now, but they
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: probably can't. Danil is it is it? Is it that
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I hope it's noticeable because we put all this time
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: and having these good mics and ship. Oh, it's it'll be.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: It'll be noticeable. Okay, okay, So what the fuck Kim
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: is not getting promoted because she insulted the head of
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: department's wife after playing we did you guys played Heart
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: and Soul and she played with her head. Yes, And
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: it turns out that his wife recently had her thumbs
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: bitten off by dragon that they own. Yeah, that's still there.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: At the house party that we're at, they have a
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: pet komodo dragon. Now do you know what this is about? Right?
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Just Bill wanting to see a weird animal. Remember Sharon
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Stone had her husband almost lost a leg to a
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: pet komodo dragon that they owned or something. Really, Joel
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: look it up to Google, Joel, I thought it was
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: the relating to the fact that Bill just loved his
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: ability to order whacking. Thank you. Joel's face explains it
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: all to the Google. Joel, your eyes seem to imply
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: that Donald's right, it's real. I'm trying to get specific.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: So like the Google. Do you remember when the TV
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: show Batman when they would go to the Bad Cave
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: and Shakespeare's head and the bookshelf would open. I was
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: when I was a kid. I thought that was the
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: coolest they I'd ever seen, that the secret bookshelf would
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: open when you press the button and then you slide down. Yeah,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: and then when you slid down, you were in your outfit,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: and what the fuck happens on that pole? Who wouldn't
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: you love to see a good question when you love
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: to see like someone should do an animation of like,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: what the fuck is happening? It's like, how is that
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: going down? Is there a platform where they pause and
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: change with the locker no no, and then finished it
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: and then finish it? Okay, Joel? What happened? They went
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: to the Lazo and got a private like celebrity tour,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: and when he was in the Komodo dragon's cage, it
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: bit down on his foot and he lost his foot.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: He's all right, He's apparently he was barefoot though at
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: the time. Why did he get barefoot into Komodo cage?
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Don't know. The zoo people said that they thought the
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: wizard might have confused his foot for the white rats.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: He eats o god biography, all right, all right? Now?
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Sometimes wants to reach around with his coffee. Does hear that?
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: He says, he does, I get a reach around with
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: my beverage. That's surprising to get a hand job joke
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: into a Network primetime show in two thousand and six.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I was very shocked. The sensor probably didn't know what
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: it meant. I mean, everybody, if OZ had already come
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: out at this point, everybody knew what to reach around
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: is at this point. I guess if you're a sensor,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: you need to study all the latest euphemisms. Yeah, you
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: know what, sensor missed everything? The motherfucker had missed all
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: skeet skeet, skeet, skeet, from fucking from the window to
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: the wall, missed the whole thing, from the sweat drip
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: down my balls all skeet, skeet, skeet. That's right, this
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: is NBC Prime Time. That shit made it on everything.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: It was on the Super Bowl. Skeet, skeet, skeet. All right,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: let's not go into that. Okay, Calm now, um, somebody
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: needs to switch to decaf? And who are you and
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: what have you done with? Turk? We're making fun of
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: like the classic, like overused sitcom jokes. Yes, do you remember?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Can you think of a good classic old sitcom joke?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Who are you and what have you done with? Blank?
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Is like the most that's the most tropy stereotypical one
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: that and you know what, you hear a lot? Wait
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: what wait? What that's a classic that's in everything everything.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Everybody doesn't wait what everybody? Yeah, I can't think of
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: any off the top of my head. But but but but
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: these are definitely two very overused examples. Um the brain
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Trust took off their shoesak because they want dental. Yeah,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: because they want dental. Now, this is really the brain
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: the brain. Well, Troy's missing obviously, I don't know why
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Troy's not around, but Margo's Troy probably tried to renegotiate, like,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I need more money. Troy's like, if you want the
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: full Troy, I'm gonna need more money in season six
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: and Bill was like, it was a nice meeting, you try,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: but crazy eyes. Margo's back and she's the only one
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: who had a child, but she sold the child, which
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: is never which is never addressed again. And then they
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: all mind taking out a tooth except for Bobby our
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Dolly grip. That's if we remind you, that's the that's
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Bobby Forrester um n right, whose character truly pulls out
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: a tooth. Yes, what a weird fucking show. Yeah, dude, Yeah,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: they just want dental. Yeah, Rudy, did you really pull
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: out your tooth? Yeah? Now, Donald back Alley money now
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I didn't know this was I mean, once it's explained
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: in the show, it of course makes sense that it's taboo.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: But um, you're concerned. Turk is concerned that Carla might
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: not go back to work, and so he instantly starts
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: trying to get that back alley money. Well, I mean,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: let's get up in one hundred. Everybody hustles, no matter what,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and in time of need,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: some people, you know, if it's not hurting anybody, some
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: people feel like hustling on the other side of the
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: law can sometimes be very lucrative. My question for Turkeys,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: what's he gonna do with that money? Like, he got
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: to pay taxes, you know what I mean at some
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: point on it, not if it's in twenty dollars increments,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: but he has to put it in a bank and
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. How are you gonna claim all of that? Yeah?
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Put the Why is he gonna put his twenty dollars
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: he got from the fucking guy into the bank? Oh
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: look at your new headphones, Daniel, you came through like that. Yeah.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Oh they're the same brand, they're just a newer model. Sure. Oh, Daniel,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: you gave him the newer model. You know, he needed
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: a full upgrade as well. Have the four forties because
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I have the four forties. I think you have the
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: four donald What do they say on the on the side,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: what number? Oh they don't they just say oh because
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: right now the shore four forty A oh man, I'm
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: gonna need those, Danil, I'll get some ship read over
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: to you. So I'm just saying, like, you know, Turkey
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: is trying to put that money to good use, and
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: he's taken twenty dollars here, five dollars there from people
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: and he's been doing it for a minute ever since
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Carla said she doesn't think she'd ever go back to work. Now.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I did laugh when I went out. We we could
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: go to the cotton candy man and I and I
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I have scruples about it. I'm not sure. But he
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: shows me his rash, which is disgusting because it's just
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: it's not very good looking rash. It looks like it's bad,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: and I say, it's probably just eggzema one blue please yes, Like, well,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: then how you start up? Oh wait, is that blue?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Just put it in? Just put a fresh which is
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: a stupid because cotton candy doesn't have any Does cotton
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: canny have any different taste depending on never tasted cotton
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: candy that's tasted that has no It tastes like like whatever,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: it's just sugar that's been spun up in that weird way.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: And then it has colors. Yes, is that blue? It
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: smells like a fish vedge of blue. Just put it in.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I can smell it. I can. You know, for somebody
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: who thought this wasn't the best episode in the world,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: you laughed a lot. Huh Well, I'm laughing and recounting
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: it with you because I love you and you cheer
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: me up and make me laugh. But I watched this
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: being like, oh, season six, what are you right? And
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Joel's right, I think when you come off five, which
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I think I think is might be the winner for
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: best season of all, we'll determine that we know we
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: know nines not, so we've got seven and eight and
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: six seven. It ain't to see if any anything beats five.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: But I don't know. Maybe I'm just judging it harshly,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: but it doesn't. But also, you know, it's a rough start.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you, This one had so
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: many jokes in it. I thought some of them fell flat.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: But when we talk about them now, they're so funny.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: We established that Kelsel really loves the muffins and he
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: samples them and then returns them. Yes, he's uh. Doesn't
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: American Express have that thing that you can do? Now?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: What do you mean sample a muffin? American Express has
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: something where you can buy something and if you don't
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: like it, you can return it and get your money back,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: no matter what you buy or where you buy. Really, Daniel,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: what's he talking about? I do not know? Well too, yep.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Everything has a lot of things have a return, but
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: I always realized that no one who does that like
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: usually the putting it back in the box and dealing
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: with returning it pain. You have not met my wife.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: My wife buys so much stuff online and oh my god,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: I get so many emails from places your return has
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: gone through, like she because has no problem returning ship
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: well with clothes and women in clothes especially. Oh no,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be closed. It could be a baby.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: See Joel, am I wrong? Joel's face? Did it again? Well,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: it could be like a baby's car seat. My wife
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: would be like, you know what, we used it, but
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna return this ship. See if it has a policy,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: I love it. American Express will let you. If you
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: try to return an item within ninety days and the
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: store doesn't take it back, American Express will refund you
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: the full price, up to three hundred dollars per item,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: excluding shipping and handling charges, and up to a maximum
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: of a thousand dollars per card member account. Wow, so
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: you can go buy some weemen some weeks an ad.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: But that's a pretty dope policy. If you go buy
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: some weed. No, I don't can weed applies? Donald, Okay,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: you could return to ashes and be like I smoked
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: it the ashes. I smoked it and I didn't get
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: that high. That would be a funny hidden camera prank
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: um to go back to a weed shop with the ashes.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't like this. I didn't like it didn't for me. Yeah,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: it didn't fulfill its promise. You said it had thirty
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: one grahams the THHC in it. I felt twenty five.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go to break and when we come back,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about how the janitor puts some schnops
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: in his lattes. He'll be right back for you. Bad
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I got a funny idea for the end of the show.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Joelle has just informed us that our guest had to bail,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna I'm gonna try and FaceTime. We'll play
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: game called FaceTime. Someone Random from Scrubs ell yeah, and
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I'll and I'll put I'll put the mic up to
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: my mic. I'll put the speaker up to my mic.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: That'll be our game. Dolls, Do you like that? No,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I don't like that game. We're not. I'm not going
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: to tell you who I'm facetiming. Random will be a surprise.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I don't want to play that game. We're playing, so sorry.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: They're not gonna stay on long. They'll stay on for
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: thirty seconds and say, Hi, I think the fans would
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: like that. Fans? Would you like that? Fans? No, fans.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: I want you to really speak to your device and
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: say whether you'd like that. Oh, I heard an overwhelming yes, Joel,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I heard, don't do it. You're asking for it, but okay,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: here we go. Hey, is that is Catcher Kircher from
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Full House? Is that the same dude from Aladdin, the
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: one that played DJ's boyfriend. I don't know. There's no
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: idea what you're talking about, so okay, hold on the
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: voice Ladden, who was also DJ's boyfriend from Full House.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Is it the same dude that's playing the kiss ass
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: doctor for the person who has the private practice private practice?
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I don't believe so, but they do look similar. His
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: name is Scott Weinger. I'm looking to see you if
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: he has a scrubs credit. Well, Donald, why did I
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: you're correct, you're a thousand correct? Wow, he is absolutely right. Wow,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: out of me. I can show you sing shining Well,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Brad Kane did the singing part. Oh, he was just
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: the voice. He did the voice. Brad Kane did the singing.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I know this because I went to high school with
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Brad Kane. I always think that's weird. You know, it's funny.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: It's less weird um with animation. But back in the
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: day in the musicals, somebody else would sing the songs. Well,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Zac Efron in the first high school music. Cool, that's
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: not him singing. But he sings from afterwards. But that's
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: not him, not one. You've just destroyed my high school reality.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: What is happening? I didn't know that either. Wow. Wow,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: he sings in two and three but not in one.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I think um actually in your favorite movie in canto,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I think there's some people that are the voice but
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: not the singer man in canto. My man, I gotta
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: tell you something right now, I knowing we don't talk
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: about Bruno all day long. It is hire, dude, like
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: it just is. Oh, it was my wedding. It was
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: our wedding day. We were getting married, wedding a clouding,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: no cloud in the sky. Well, it's gonna be the
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: first person to double egot, right, I agree with you.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: I'm putting I mean like, I mean, like if anybody,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: like everyone thought after Hamilton's like, wow, holy shit, lin Manuel,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, lin Manuel. He crushed it. You know whatn't achievement.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Let's move on to the next topic. And Lynn Manuel
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: was like, no, I'm just kids started. Yeah, this is
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: the beginning, Like, dude, for real, man, he could like,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: if you would have put odds on it, I think
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: he has the best odds to double egot right now. Yeah,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I think he'll be the first person to double egot. Joel,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: write that down on your on your white board, noted.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: That's I mean, like, who else can come close to that?
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Who else can get the Grammy the Tony the Emmy
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: and the Oscar and the Oscar and he hath the
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: way if she really puts her mind to it, she
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: got to do a lot of more work. She gotta
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: do a lot more work. She gotta do a lot more.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Lin Manuel Lynn Manuel can do it all. Lin Manuel
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: can win three like in one shot, you know what
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, from one show. That's the thing. Like he
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: could do the Hamilton, whatever the play is. But Linn
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: has more access because he's a writer, so he could
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: he could get some of those awards for his writing
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: and his songwriting, right, but his projects could win like
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: three in a row. Like like if he does a movie,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: the movie could win, the soundtrack could win, and you know, uh,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: and then the adaptation for I don't know if they
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: do that for TV, but like, you know, the making
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: of it could win for television. Like it's ridiculous, dude.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Two of the best things I saw this year, which
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: were Tick Tick Boom, which he directed, and in Cancer,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: which he wrote all the music. I mean, what a
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: fucking year this guy has had. Dude. He's it's like
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I go through waves too, Like I'm like I love him,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: then I'm like I hate him. Then I'm like, I
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: love him. Then I'm like, there's too much of them.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Then I'm like, that's the thing about when someone's on
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: fire for so long, you start to be like, oh God,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: enough interviews. But then you're like, fucking hell, you can't
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: deny the talent. He's just a fucking genius. Yes, he's amazing.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Now I read an article because I know you're very
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: impassioned about why they didn't submit to the oscars as
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: their choice we don't talk about Bruno. What was the article?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: The articles said that they had to choose long before
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: we don't talk about Bruno became like the number one
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: song in the country, and so they chose and because
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: that was specifically about a character, they chose a song
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: that was about the whole family. And I think they
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: chose that song that's that's that tells the story of
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: the family. I believe it just says something about how
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: good of a song it is when it's not about
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: you know, love, it's not about it's not about heartache,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: it's not about you know, uh, losing someone. It's about
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: some weird dude named Bruno that the family can't talk about.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: You don't even care about the you know what I mean.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: It's they're talking about a wedding. They're talking about this
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: seven foot dude that has rats on his back. They're
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: talking about this dude that this one girl. Like he's
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: a pro, he's a he's a he's a prophet. Also
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: like these are you're not really so much into the lyrics.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: You're in the melody. The lyrics are dope too. That's
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say. It's like, it's it's it's
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: it's just a well you know, if you were an
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Arkitech and you had to create a song, and you
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: had to build a song, it's just well made. Like
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: everything fits from the beginning to the end. Every line fits.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: It's just well done, well done. All right, all right,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: let's move on the scrubs. Um smokeacino for Kyle Um.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: The janitor quits, the whole brain trust quits and gets
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: jobs at at the coffee Bucks Cali Bucks because they
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: learned that coffee Bucks has dental but the hospital doesn't,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: so um they want they want their dental really badly.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Here's here's a crazy thing. Corene Bailey Ray, Yes, yeah,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: do you remember Karee Bailey. I go put your records
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: it's been so long that that now is remade. That's
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: how long it's been since that song was out. There's
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: a newer version of it that slaps even harder than
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: the original version slaps. Let me go to Urban dictionary.
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  Speaker 1: Um donald um. That's in reference to how Starbucks used
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: to put out for those of you who are young.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they still do this anymore, but
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: they used to put out CDs. They still do that.
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  Speaker 1: They still have soundtracks. Yes, okay, I don't go to Starbucks.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't go to Starbucks. I would
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: choose any other coffee chain. I just don't like Starbucks.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: And here here in New York, in LA that we
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: have something called Blue Bottle, which is the best. I
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: think I'm gonna take something very good coffee. I like
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Starbucks so much now that I used to hate it,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: because I really it's Charbucks. They burn their coffee. Yeah,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: it tastes burned to me. You come to acchoir that taste,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: I wish. No. I never liked it. I never liked
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I never liked. It feels so corporate, and it feels
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: so um. The energy of people in there, it feels
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: like an assembly line like human, move forward, get your drug.
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  Speaker 1: I just like the home, the whole vibe. I don't
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: like um. If there's a blue bottle in your in
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: your area, check it out. It's really good. They're not
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: a sponsor. I just love it and telling you it's good. Shit.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: So Doug has no ethics whatsoever, none whatsoever. Steal them
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: guy's money, he steals his shirt. Yeah, yeah, no ethics whatsoever.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Now scrubs Wicky pointed out that if that larger gentleman
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: had been shot, there would be blood somewhere on the shirt, right,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: But there isn't. No, there's not, and that would make
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Doug even And by the way, we have no compassion
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: that none, that he gets shot. None. We're just happy.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: We're just happy that you're not caught. You didn't get
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: caught out there. We make some joke about the corn
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: dog guy and how they always had beef and it
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: must have been him that shot him, but we really
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: move on from his his his bloody demise pretty quickly. Yeah.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I laughed at the janitor's muffin puppet. First of all,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I was glad that it was a puppet because I
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: was like, thank you, Because now Kelso's having fantasies of
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: a talking muffin. I was like, oh no, what the
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: fuck is happening. He did a good job though, I
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: mean not only the janitor get a job like and
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: then become the manager right away, but he's also drilling
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: holes in the in the in the in the case
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: in order to operate muffin puppets. I mean, he's really
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: um so. The kid, the little boy, takes the smoke Pacino,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: which is the janitors, and mentioned it is because it's
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: the most addictive thing because it's tobacco and coffee. Kids.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: He says that kid's never gonna grow. Now, Donald, this
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: is something that really upset me. You hooked up with
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Jad's college girlfriend and you said you were only naked
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: under the covers because you guys had a water balloon
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: fight and you were cold. And he looked everywhere and
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: that's that was funny. I'm like everywhere. I just couldn't
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: find those balloons. The great part was the callback was
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: after all of that, all of the talk that we
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: go through, and you're like, is there anything else that
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: you want? No? But JD trust Turks so much that
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: he believes such a ridiculous story that he goes looking
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: for the balloons. Yeah, still he's still like he's still
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: there's still that little bit of doubt that, well, maybe
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: there are balloons. But no, wait, was this? Was this
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: something that we filmed because there was a thing where
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: you were in bed with my girlfriend? But was it?
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: But do you remember, like remember that episode where we
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: did we both had different versions of us of how
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: it went down. And then I was doing your voice
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: and you were doing my voice. Do you remember that?
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Has that aired yet? I don't remember? Yes, you do, No,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I don't. That's that's hilarious. Imagine we've already covered it.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Imagine we've covered it already. I have no idea the
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: fans listening. Probably no, But there's a I think he
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: was earlier. But there's a flashback and I catch you
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: in bed with one of my girlfriends, and and and
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: I do and I'm telling my version. It's like a
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Rascheman thing where I'm telling my version of the story
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: and doing your voice and you're like, that's not how
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: it went down. And then you tell your version of
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: the story and you're doing my voice in this nerdy voice.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I don't remember this. Maybe it's this season. I don't know,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: but anyway, it sounds a lot like this water balloon
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: incident everywhere. Now finally the janitor gets his dental. Why
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: did everyone leave their coffee cups all over the parking lot?
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't understand that was really because nobody was cleaning up.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I know, but I mean it was pretty extreme. It's
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: as though every single person that worked or visited the
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: hospital through their coffee cup in the parking lot. Yeah,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: not a single person used the trash. The trash there
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: were thousands. If there were thousands of cups, the trash
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: cans were overflown. Yes, So I'm kind of into Kim,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: you know, JD's finally into somebody. And that's when I knew.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Right when that happened, I was like, Oh, this ain't
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: gonna happen. It can't happen. That isn't Ladies and gentlemen.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: That is a tall tale sign in television when the
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: relationship is about to end, when the main character says
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: this is the relationship. I want guess what that relationship
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: is about to end? Yeah, in every show name it,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: that's how it goes. All Right, we're gonna come right
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: back and after this break, we're gonna try a quick
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: round of a FaceTime Roulette because we lost our guests
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: and we were sorry everybody, but we're gonna play a
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Scrubs FaceTime roulette and see who we get. We'll be
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: right back, and we're back. We're about all right. This
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: may be a total embarrassing failure, but let's try, right
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: why not? There we go see, let's see what happens.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: They don't like us. It is the middle of the day.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: They may be working facetimes from close friends. What the fuck? There?
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: He is? Uh? Sir? Are you willing to be the
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: very first contestant on FaceTime Roulette on the podcast? Yes?
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Right now, Yes, you're on right now. I'm here at
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: the Compass office in Santa Monica, California. Okay, do you
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: have a client right now? No, I have an associate
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: with me. Okay, let's see your associate. You can show her.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I can't see you're on the podcast. I'd like to
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: see the associate. High associate. Hi, Jenny, Rob We're trying
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: an exercise because we lost our guests in and and
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: and so I told our fans, our listeners, we're going
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: to try a new exercise called FaceTime Roulette. And you
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: and you won, I won. Do you have anything? We
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: were we're laughing In the episode that we just watched. You, Um,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: you told you were very infatuated with Judy Newly breastfeeding
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: and uh yeah, and you were hidden underneath the bed
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: as she was breastfeeding and she was considering formula and
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: you said, don't switch to formula. I said, um, A
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: formula is bad for the baby. Milk is better. That's
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: the same episode where I think I heard, well, how
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: do you I mean, how do you remember over that you?
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, remember we didn't. We did nine years of these.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: They're all punch lines. That's why I remember the punch line.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: They're all you guys do the scene, and I come
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: in and do the punchline. So that's why I remember. No, Rob,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: we had a couple of punch lines, Rob, Rob, I
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: think it's safe to say that we had a handful
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: of punchlines. But you do Are you selling lots of houses?
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: How's it going? The real estate market is on fire
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: right now. You can't get a house. Yeah, it's a
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: great place to live, Santa Monica. If anybody's looking for
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: a home, call me, because I'm very hooked in right now.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Jenny and I and we're doing big deals as we
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: as we speak. Okay, well, well just look up Rob
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Mashio or the Compass A do you work out of Compass? No,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I don't at the moment. It's Mashio real Estates dot Com.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: There you go, there's your shout out. But Rob, I
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: do want to tell you this real estate market is
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: out of control. I don't know if in the whole
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: country or is it just California. I don't think it's
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: the whole country. I think it's desirable places to live.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: And west of the four or five. Here in Los
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Angeles it's really nice, right it's the sun is out,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: it's beautiful. It's not west of the four or five.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for my parents who were moving down and
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to help them find a place. An You
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: can't find anything in Sino. You can't find anything. And
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: look in sin if Sherman Oaks, Los Angeles. You're talking
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: over Donald because you can't hear him. But he's saying no,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: but you can't hear him. This is all spontaneous. But
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Donald is saying Sherman Oaks, Studio, city, valley, village, all
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: of these are you in s everything is going so
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: much over asking price. I know this is an interesting
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: to your audience. I'm sorry, but they might be looking
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: to buy in California. Tell Donald, I say hello, and
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I miss him and I miss you too, and I
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: want to play basketball with Donald. Donald can't play anymore,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: but he can play tennis and golf. Are you interested
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: in either of those? No? Okay, all right, Rob, thank
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: you for being on FaceTime Roulette. We love you. Do
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: anything anything you want to say to the fans. The
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Todd's prescription for everything, ladies and gentlemen is always less moan,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: more boning. Okay, aren't you in a work? I want
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with this. I apologize to the Compass
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: real estate company. Rob Robbie's saying that in the middle
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: of an office. Did he say less money, more bony,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: less moaning, more boning, more boning. I don't know what
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: he said, but that still works. Oh sounds great. Okay,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: all right, we love you guys, um and um. We'll
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: be back next time with another fun episode of season six.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Donald count us out about show we made about a
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: bunch of doctor nurses. Never so yea around here? Are yeah?
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Around here? Mm hmmm?