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Lisa & Russell - The Big Chicken Picking Away At Everything In There · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: And Australia, well, we like big things in Australia. We
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  Speaker 1: have a big announcement about the latest big thing in Australia.
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  Speaker 1: Get ready. It's our newest tourist attraction if you're going
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  Speaker 1: to Mildura.
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  Speaker 2: This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Is
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  Speaker 2: that what it actually looks like?
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  Speaker 1: To celebrate 100 years of sunbeam sultanas. We all had
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  Speaker 1: a pack in our lunchbox when we went to school. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: on a bad day. On a bad day.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like sultanas.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're the one. You would have traded them. The
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  Speaker 1: big Sultana has been unveiled in Mildura. It stands at
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  Speaker 1: a very scary 5.25 metres tall. It is roughly 525
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  Speaker 1: times bigger than the average Sultana. That's a lot of roughage.
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  Speaker 1: That's a lot of roughage.
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  Speaker 3: Roughly 525. I would have thought it would be even
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  Speaker 3: more rough.
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  Speaker 1: If you... 525 times.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's what they're saying.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it's 5,000. Maybe there's a typo.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe.
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  Speaker 1: I blame AI.
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  Speaker 3: Because that doesn't seem... 525 doesn't seem right.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, whatever it is, it's big and it's scary
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  Speaker 1: and it, from a distance, looks like something other than
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  Speaker 1: a Sultana, actually.
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  Speaker 3: It looks like a melted peanut M & M.
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  Speaker 1: It does. Or it looks like a big smiling poop. Poop.
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  Speaker 2: What about, see, we don't even have to, we've already
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  Speaker 2: got the big poo on the drive up to Exmouth.
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  Speaker 3: All the termite mouths.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the termite, yeah. Have you seen that?
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  Speaker 2: They look like poo emojis. Some of them do. Here's
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  Speaker 2: one we prepared earlier.
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  Speaker 1: Poo emojis come in all different shapes and sizes.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, but the poo emoji on your phone is
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  Speaker 2: a specific, and they all look like it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. What about the exploding ones? The exploding poo emoji.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I haven't even seen that.
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  Speaker 1: Haven't you?
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  Speaker 3: I thought you meant an exploding termite mount.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, get with it, girl.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, gosh, I'm going to have to have a look through.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to have to have a look for that.
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  Speaker 1: But we've got a lot of things. We've got the
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  Speaker 1: big tractor in Karnamar, which is 11 and a half
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  Speaker 1: meters tall.
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  Speaker 3: Where's the big merino? Is that here?
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  Speaker 1: So there's one. Yeah, so we have the giant ram
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  Speaker 1: in Wajin. Big ram. He's 20. He's nine metres high.
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  Speaker 1: He's known as Bart. And, of course, a ram being
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  Speaker 1: nine metres high means he has big horns.
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  Speaker 3: Big banana and big prawn, they're both in Queensland, I'm guessing.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, they are.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no, hang on. We have a big banana near Carnarvon.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I had my photo taken next to it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, but that's not the famous one, is it, though?
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  Speaker 3: No, but it's a big banana nonetheless.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've got one too. We've got a big banana too.
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  Speaker 3: Too big to flambé, that's for sure. It'll top a
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  Speaker 3: lot of paths.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know at Ningen in New South Wales they
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  Speaker 1: have the Big Bogan? The Big Bogan? The Big Bogan.
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  Speaker 3: What does I need to see.
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  Speaker 1: A picture of the Big Bogan? We'll have to Google that. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: the Big Marino is in Goulburn. Oh, okay. And that's, oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's bigger than bar. That's 15 metres tall. Have we
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  Speaker 1: got a- She used to have really big horns.
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  Speaker 3: We should have a big Shiraz bottle or something down
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  Speaker 3: south in the wine region.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good idea.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: The big barrel.
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  Speaker 3: The big barrel.
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  Speaker 1: The big barrel. I like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We have the world's tallest bin in Kalgoorlie.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Eight metre tall oversized rubbish bin.
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  Speaker 3: I propose we have a big bin chicken.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I reckon it could go on the big bin
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  Speaker 1: in Kalgoorlie.
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  Speaker 3: It could.
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  Speaker 1: Just picking away at whatever's in there. I reckon that's
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  Speaker 1: a great idea. Larry the lobster. I've seen Larry the lobster.
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  Speaker 1: Have you? Yeah, it's in Kingston in South Australia. It's
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  Speaker 1: a 17-metre tall crustacean by the side of the road. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Like a big crayfish.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if we have more big things than the
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  Speaker 3: average country.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would suggest so. I don't think they quite
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  Speaker 1: get into it the way we do. They don't have
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  Speaker 1: our sense of humour, you see. The ACT only has
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  Speaker 1: one big thing, apart from Parliament House and all that,
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  Speaker 1: but the big swoop, which is a three and a
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  Speaker 1: half metre tall statue of an aggressive Australian magpie.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 1: Diving for a hot chip. Hey, that's seagull territory.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just Googling the big bogan because I want to
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  Speaker 2: see if it has a mullet.
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  Speaker 3: And?
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  Speaker 1: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's hard to tell. It has a cap on.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: It's a bit abstract.
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 3: Which is not what I usually associate with bogans.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it wasn't ningan. Maybe it was nimbin.
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  Speaker 3: Hmm. Well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, we have big everything. But anyway, there's a
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  Speaker 1: new one to the list today, people, to celebrate 100
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  Speaker 1: years of sunbeams, Sultanas. All roads lead to Mildura. Have
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  Speaker 1: your photo taken with the big Sultanas.