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FULL SHOW: HELP! Ben's gone too far on Tiktok · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: With the John and Ben podcast thanks to challenge putting
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  Speaker 1: the service back into service stations.
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  Speaker 2: Public Holiday it's the Marty New Year Martadiki tomorrow, so
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  Speaker 2: be a really special datement.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to get a wonderful Stacey Morrison used to
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  Speaker 3: be the afternoon host here on that she's going to
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  Speaker 3: come in and talk all things Martariki after seven o'clock
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  Speaker 3: this morning. You know, I know it's about a cluster
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  Speaker 3: of stars, the Martadiki stars in the sky the new
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  Speaker 3: Year for Marty. But they have a deeper It's got
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  Speaker 3: a deeper meaning. Each star represents something. Does it come
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  Speaker 3: the coming twelve months?
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  Speaker 2: And the backstory that I kind of the legend about
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  Speaker 2: someone ripping out their eyes and throwing them into the sky.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, I'll find out.
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  Speaker 3: But it's extreme.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well hey, it extremely. It's the commitment to getting
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  Speaker 4: a holiday for us.
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  Speaker 3: Would you rip out your eyes for a long weekend?
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  Speaker 4: Possibly?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I do what real special day we're going to
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  Speaker 2: be talking to Stacey Morrison, As you said, after seven
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  Speaker 2: o'clock this morning yesterday announced Public Enemy coming to New Zealand.
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  Speaker 4: It's good to see you know, artists are still coming
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  Speaker 4: to New Zealand.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we've been snubbed by the likes of Tape
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  Speaker 2: Swift recently Olivia Rodrigo.
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  Speaker 4: They'd be like, no, not coming to New Zealand.
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  Speaker 3: Public Enemy have forgotten where we are in the world.
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  Speaker 3: That's wonderful eighties hip hop band Public Enemy. I should
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  Speaker 3: get some Public A music.
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  Speaker 2: You should Flavor Flav. You'll know him a very distinctive
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  Speaker 2: hype man for Public Enemy. He's the guy who always
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  Speaker 2: you know, has has grill and his teeth you know
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  Speaker 2: best best educated.
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  Speaker 3: Fast forward to this, But is Muhammad Ali like I
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  Speaker 3: do never to speak to Muhammad Ali, but by the power, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's very.
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  Speaker 2: Cool and Flavor Flav carries the Big clock around as well.
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  Speaker 4: The Massive Big.
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  Speaker 3: Now I've always wondered is it a functioning clock? Is
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  Speaker 3: it factoring in daylight savings different time when he's on tour.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't manage to interview him a few years ago
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  Speaker 2: when we were traveling through America and Las Vegas for
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  Speaker 2: a TV show, And yeah, he did say it was
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  Speaker 2: most of the clocks do function. But I don't think he's
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  Speaker 2: too worried about daylight savings or the zone.
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  Speaker 3: He said, oh you should be, because like if you're
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  Speaker 3: coming on and traveling through Europe, you definitely want to
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  Speaker 3: adjust because if you've got to be clock, people are
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  Speaker 3: going to look at it and reference time like a
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  Speaker 3: town clock.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they got to ask you the time, They go,
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  Speaker 4: what's up with it? You know? Our favor favor.
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  Speaker 2: He's very cool, dude, say he's always wearing glasses caps
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  Speaker 2: on big big clock.
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  Speaker 3: He's ultimate. Heype man, isn't he?
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  Speaker 4: You have a listen?
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  Speaker 3: This is this is him from his dating show, isn't
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  Speaker 3: it Flavor of Love? Which which I am going to
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  Speaker 3: put my hand on heart and say, this was hands
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  Speaker 3: down the best reality dating show that was ever in
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  Speaker 3: the market. It was like The Bachelor, except with strippers.
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  Speaker 4: Looks very funny.
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  Speaker 3: Flavor.
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  Speaker 5: I go down there, all these girls wind up my
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  Speaker 5: old my flavor of flavor.
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  Speaker 6: You're the king, the king once again.
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  Speaker 3: Do you remember the first episode that I itched in
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  Speaker 3: my memory that one of the wonderful ladies who are
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  Speaker 3: looking for flavors love they used his as a bathroom
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  Speaker 3: as for you like really and not and not a
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  Speaker 3: nice house and not number one?
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  Speaker 4: Oh really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Wow, the foyer he was. I think he came down
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  Speaker 3: and he's like, man, there's a why did you use
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  Speaker 3: the foyer? I think she got eliminated too. I'm not surprised.
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  Speaker 2: I just thinctly remember when you know lucky enough to
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  Speaker 2: interview him in Las Vegas, and at the end of
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  Speaker 2: it he was like, Hey, you need to get my
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  Speaker 2: keys from the valet section of the casinos, Big Casino,
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  Speaker 2: Las Vegas. He's like, could you walk me down there?
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  Speaker 2: Because he kept by himself. He turned up with no entourage,
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  Speaker 2: no nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Why did he want you to walk aware?
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  Speaker 4: It was just like, oh, can you just kind of
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  Speaker 4: come down with me?
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  Speaker 2: And like his hype man, yes, really weird and our director,
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  Speaker 2: you know, Andy had made of ours as well, agreed.
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  Speaker 2: Big two of us, two white dudes walking down with
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  Speaker 2: flavor flave down.
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  Speaker 4: Very uncool, nerdy, sort of white.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, are you walking in line? All you behind him?
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  Speaker 4: A little bit behind him, just a step or two
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  Speaker 4: behind it.
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  Speaker 2: But it was amazing walking through the casino, everyone just
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  Speaker 2: yelling out Flavor flag and then looking at us like,
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  Speaker 2: who those weird guys?
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  Speaker 3: If you if someone was filming you and you put
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  Speaker 3: it in slow motion with this music, it's cool.
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  Speaker 2: He was a lot cool, But what would you have
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  Speaker 2: look like a little awkward little like why are they
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  Speaker 2: so close like the world's worst bodyguards if they are bodyguards,
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  Speaker 2: or the world's worst hype people.
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  Speaker 3: But how far to his card? As you walk them?
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  Speaker 4: Right far?
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  Speaker 3: Like say, it's a good ten to fifteen minutes, look
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  Speaker 3: to the point where you're like waving goodbye to and
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  Speaker 3: then it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, we just got his keys and his amount
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  Speaker 2: of keys. It was like he was carrying like he
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  Speaker 2: was a janitor and like a cloamy the keys.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so what do you imagine with a guy with
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  Speaker 3: the clock around his nig's geting a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Of a lot of keys the heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Hoplessly handing her phone number out to strangers. Wouldn't advise
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  Speaker 3: my daughter to do that.
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  Speaker 2: It's called me maybe maybe it's an option right to
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  Speaker 2: New South Wales winning the second stet of Origin game
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  Speaker 2: late last night, so that means an inCider for game three,
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  Speaker 2: which is always very exciting.
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  Speaker 4: Queensland, New South Wales and the Lake.
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  Speaker 3: Now you've been editing Condie your daughter, have you?
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we're talking about this the other day, you
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  Speaker 2: know whereas you know, as appearance you want to help
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  Speaker 2: out when you can with Yeah, help out with assignments
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  Speaker 2: and stuff with your kids. And you were helping out
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  Speaker 2: what are you doing something about the life cycle of
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  Speaker 2: plants or something?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, got excellence achieved for that. Just got that information
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  Speaker 3: through last night.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well very other results. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well so my wife, my wife Amanda, she's a teacher,
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  Speaker 2: so she's actually really helpful and a lot of the
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  Speaker 2: kids homework, you know, when it comes to two mass
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  Speaker 2: to science and things like that.
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  Speaker 4: I mean she's she.
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  Speaker 3: Knows that's great.
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  Speaker 1: Good.
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  Speaker 3: Same position with me. I'm no good. Does all the
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  Speaker 3: heavy lifting in her household.
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  Speaker 2: I can do it like a basic stuff. But I
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  Speaker 2: mean she's learning, she's doing it every day, so it's great.
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  Speaker 2: So with the opportunities where I do get to help,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, great, I'm all, let's do this.
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  Speaker 3: What did you get carried away with something you're built.
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  Speaker 2: Like toilet toilet paper rolls and you never got the mark.
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  Speaker 2: I'm still waiting to find out where we spent all
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  Speaker 2: night on that thing?
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  Speaker 3: How long did you been on that whole? Warts produce
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  Speaker 3: A long time?
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  Speaker 2: I really got I've probably got two into it. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, oh, you can do this and do that,
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  Speaker 2: and the kids are like we're going to go to bed.
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  Speaker 3: Now, how many toilet rolls?
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  Speaker 2: Because I was toilet rolls and it was painting all
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  Speaker 2: stuff and I painted like yeah, win deep, yeah, paper towel, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I really went deep on it.
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  Speaker 3: But as you get to the point where you were
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  Speaker 3: like literally ripping toilet paper off.
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  Speaker 2: Just so you get to the role, yeah, painting her
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  Speaker 2: papertael things. Yeah, anyway, so I let that one go.
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  Speaker 2: But my my daughter Indy at the moment, she has
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  Speaker 2: been doing an assignment. They have to choose stuff that
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  Speaker 2: interests them and this this tim was about creating something
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  Speaker 2: in the kitchen. So she's been learning how to make macarons.
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  Speaker 2: It's quite a good project. So she was doing it
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  Speaker 2: at home. Didn't quite work out, And then we talked
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  Speaker 2: to the local guy, a lovely guy who runs like
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  Speaker 2: a French cafe down the road, and he's like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: come on, I'll teach you how to do it.
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  Speaker 4: And you're like, help provide the ingredients.
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  Speaker 3: Is it quite a trick to make a macarons?
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  Speaker 4: Like doing it at home is very hard?
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  Speaker 3: Is a macaroonal macaron?
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  Speaker 4: That's he keeps saying, macarons great for the excent.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So yeah, so, but they need to capture this
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  Speaker 2: on video and make a little video. So I'm like, great,
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  Speaker 2: this is where I feel like I can help out Indy,
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  Speaker 2: you know, with her assignment. I'm like, I've made lots
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  Speaker 2: of little videos, so I'm like, let's do like a
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  Speaker 2: master Chief parody. He's coming with a comedy, but I'll
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  Speaker 2: make it like we'll rip off the mark shift titles
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  Speaker 2: and whats and things and.
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  Speaker 4: There, and you can tell Andy and what.
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  Speaker 3: I love it. It's not a skitch dead.
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  Speaker 4: I love about ending my daughter twelve.
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  Speaker 2: She's very like she knows what she likes, she knows
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  Speaker 2: what she does like, and that's great. That's a great thing.
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  Speaker 2: But it makes it very difficult for me to put
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  Speaker 2: your ideas. I'm like, what about this, and then she's like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what it means. I'm like, that's all right,
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  Speaker 2: give me a second. I'll put a little voice over.
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  Speaker 2: I'll do some stuff and put it out and then
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  Speaker 2: it's like bring it back to the clients, and she's
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  Speaker 2: looking at I.
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  Speaker 4: I like the voice over. I'm like what, I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: nothing but makes skits.
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  Speaker 3: And you put the past music behind him.
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  Speaker 4: I try.
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  Speaker 2: I tried to put it in and then she'll play
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  Speaker 2: with the in it and I'm like, oh, you've taken
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  Speaker 2: that out heavy, and she was like, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it's working.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm getting annoyed by my wife had to set
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  Speaker 2: me down and go, it's not your assignment.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, but but I've.
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  Speaker 3: Got I'm she's she's starmy in your creativity, made cutting
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  Speaker 3: you off at the past.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so the voiceover was gone.
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  Speaker 3: That's gone.
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  Speaker 4: That's gone. She's allowed me to was going, you know,
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  Speaker 4: bating the situation.
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  Speaker 3: You're doing the voice.
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  Speaker 2: I've been asked from that voice job. Yeah, the titles
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  Speaker 2: are still there. It's good, but then it very quickly
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  Speaker 2: moves from a mastership parody and just to just cooking stuff.
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  Speaker 2: But she's done a wonderful job. Contestant I was putting
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  Speaker 2: I wanted a job for me. Yeah, I'm still in
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  Speaker 2: there as a host. For like two seconds.
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  Speaker 3: That fringe guy must have been going, maybe this is
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  Speaker 3: just lost in translation, but I'm not getting this.
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  Speaker 2: So we'll see what I don't don't know what the
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  Speaker 2: marks are going to be on that one, but we'll see.
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  Speaker 1: The heads that johna wan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, Martaiki Public holiday tomorrow. It feels like we're
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  Speaker 2: getting into the long weekend with a Friday holiday, and
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  Speaker 2: so we're gonna look at which island is having the
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  Speaker 2: best weekends?
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  Speaker 1: Who's having the best weekends?
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  Speaker 3: First up? Can we just say for both islands easy
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  Speaker 3: when thanks to Martiniqi for the long weekend too. So
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  Speaker 3: can we please think that's wonderful cluster of stars, the
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  Speaker 3: Martiniki stars for this long weekend and the Maori new Yon. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: so let's get that. By the way, no references to
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  Speaker 3: Matadiki mark events because that's low hanging fruit. I want
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  Speaker 3: you working hard now. Connor, welcome in from the South,
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  Speaker 3: representing the South Island. Connor from the Hudson christ Church.
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  Speaker 8: Good morning. You've screwed. You've screwed.
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  Speaker 3: Delete your Mai events if you want to. Hey points again.
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  Speaker 3: So I just I laid the laid the groundwork, put
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  Speaker 3: the rules out. Tell him about that, and bean boys,
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  Speaker 3: you're going to be filling in as Hayley, who's usually
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  Speaker 3: represents the North from Wellington. She tore a hamstring last
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  Speaker 3: weekend at the best weekend, so she's recovering.
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  Speaker 4: We wish him for four weeks. So thank you, Speedy recovery.
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  Speaker 3: So you'll be you'll be representing the North today. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: right now, Tom, please come in at us, come out,
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  Speaker 3: come at us with your non matariki events.
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  Speaker 8: Okay. Well, whilst everyone is having a wholesome family get
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  Speaker 8: together in Queenstown, they're gone off. It's gone off in
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  Speaker 8: Queenstown at the events center, Marty gar this weekend. You
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  Speaker 8: may have heard of this guy, you know, Cyril, Absolutely,
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  Speaker 8: next guy's there, a whole bunch of other big names.
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  Speaker 8: It's going off in Queensland. People, but quite literally, from
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  Speaker 8: all over the country come to Queenstown. But it's Vietnam.
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  Speaker 8: They drive from christ Church to the Cargo. They fly
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  Speaker 8: from Auckland, Wellington. The North Island has become South Islanders
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  Speaker 8: this weekend. That's what happened.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it sounds epically and I'm meant to be representing
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  Speaker 2: the North. But that does sound it.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds like a lot of fun. It sounds like not
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  Speaker 3: much sleep in Queenstown this weekend.
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  Speaker 8: Not at all.
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  Speaker 3: Are you going along corner? No?
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  Speaker 8: Not this weekend. Unfortunately, I'm attending muster Ekey events.
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  Speaker 4: I'm I see.
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  Speaker 2: So you're coming to the North Island because the South
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  Speaker 2: Island's got nothing for you to offer, so you've got
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  Speaker 2: to come to the North Island this weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Is That's what happened. That's what's happening.
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  Speaker 8: Here's why we're crounding our own team. That's why we're
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  Speaker 8: doing that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, but a sledging going on here. Okay, come in
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  Speaker 3: mister cocky North Island. What do you go?
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  Speaker 2: Firstly, yeah, I just want to reiterate that Connor is
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  Speaker 2: coming to the North so that must mean that's the
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  Speaker 2: best island straight away this weekend for the wars, and
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  Speaker 2: the wars are on as well. But the mon who
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  Speaker 2: must that's taking place in the beautiful Bay of Islands
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  Speaker 2: off the Russell Wharf on Saturday.
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  Speaker 4: One thousand dollars worth of prizes for grabs ridges from
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  Speaker 4: ten o'clock. If you've got it, jump into the water
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  Speaker 4: making a bit of a splash.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever done a money bin?
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm not very I've tried.
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  Speaker 3: You know once a the Funga Matar wharf. When you
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  Speaker 3: go to the wharf at New Year's there's all the
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  Speaker 3: kids there and they're magnificent at Munu's And then I
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  Speaker 3: was just I was doing some old school nineties old
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  Speaker 3: man staple. He's doing the staple and they're like, do
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  Speaker 3: a man uber and boy boy, the pressure, the peer
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  Speaker 3: pressure literally on the pier and I blew it absolutely
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  Speaker 3: to the point where everyone's like, ooh because I slapped
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  Speaker 3: my back.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, mistimed. Well that's gonna be.
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  Speaker 2: That's part of the fun to go along and watch
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  Speaker 2: the Money Masters, and just quickly in Hamilton they've got
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  Speaker 2: a kid's scavenger hunt outdoors on Saturday, which looks like
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  Speaker 2: a lot of fun. You Basically, it's just like sending
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  Speaker 2: the kids around the city. Hope they come back, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure they will.
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  Speaker 3: What's what they do in Japan? You know, they're sitting
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  Speaker 3: toddlers out on their own it catch the train today
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  Speaker 3: here and everything.
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  Speaker 4: It's like it's a show about it, isn't he there is?
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  Speaker 3: So there we go, send your kids out to the
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  Speaker 3: city and pray they come. All right, Listen, I need
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  Speaker 3: to judge who's having the best weekend this weekend now,
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  Speaker 3: despite his clear conflict of interest coming to the north
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  Speaker 3: representing the South, I'm gonna say, Connor, you've taken it
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  Speaker 3: out with Mary Queenstown.
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  Speaker 8: I just want to mention as well, the current man
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  Speaker 8: who world champion is from christ and his name is John.
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  Speaker 8: I So there you go.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, really well, least least one John's doing good things
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  Speaker 3: for my new's.
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  Speaker 4: Hey you go on your can.
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  Speaker 3: I really appreciate every wonderful weekend and we'll see it.
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  Speaker 3: The Worries May doing your ground announcing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah the hits that Johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 3: N Cole Nicole and you your good morning.
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  Speaker 4: How are you?
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  Speaker 9: How are you?
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  Speaker 3: I know we're good mate. Lovely to see you on
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  Speaker 3: holiday next week, are you.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, we're going down. This isn't probably mean very much.
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  Speaker 7: We're going down to the Outer Banks, down to North Carolina.
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  Speaker 7: It's like a really fun beach town.
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  Speaker 10: Awesome for a couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 4: School holidays there or no, it's we just we.
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  Speaker 10: Kind of take them when we want.
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  Speaker 7: Like there's obviously a holiday time like around the Christmas,
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  Speaker 7: Thanksgiving that kind of stuff, but in the summer we
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  Speaker 7: take them here and there. There's not really a designated
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  Speaker 7: it's like a spring break in like a winter break
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  Speaker 7: for like kids in school. But our vacations and holidays
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  Speaker 7: are way different than yours.
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  Speaker 3: We get a lot of holidays. You guys don't give
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  Speaker 3: you Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're workaholics.
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: Here, here's a question for you.
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: Because my kids, you know, they love watching videos on
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: TikTok and they keep talking about Raising Canes, which is
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: like an American a fast food restaurant, kind of similar
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: to KFC, but it's got dipping sauces for the chicken.
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: They're like, one day, we need to go to Raising Canes.
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: Have you been there? How good is it?
• 13:33
  Speaker 6: We finally went.
• 13:34
  Speaker 7: Because it's usually down south, they don't usually have it
• 13:36
  Speaker 7: up here, so they made they have one a little
• 13:39
  Speaker 7: bit downtown in New York City. I went a couple
• 13:42
  Speaker 7: of months ago. It tastes like they actually actually like
• 13:45
  Speaker 7: inject juice into the chicken.
• 13:48
  Speaker 10: But that's how juicy it is. It is stupid good.
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: And I love in America that the cheese, the cheese.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: I don't want to know exactly it if it is
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: cheese or it's not cheese, but it comes out in
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: a different, slightly color, but cheese, and it's amazing.
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: She's when it's over nachos and things like.
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: That, Yeah, that's not cheese. You don't want to know
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: what that is.
• 14:09
  Speaker 7: I mean, it's sure as how tastes delicious.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: But honestly, I feel like you go to America like
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: this is the greatest cuisine I love.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:18
  Speaker 7: Oh, I know another thing that's happening in New York
• 14:20
  Speaker 7: right now currently, Justin Timberlake is here.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: Oh so he is ask you about that because obviously
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: he got a duy drunk driving.
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: He's still going to go through the courts, I imagine.
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: So he's back on the world tour. Is that happening,
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, I guess.
• 14:35
  Speaker 10: I mean he did tell the cops. You read what
• 14:36
  Speaker 10: the cops said that he said, this.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: Is going to totally ruin the tour.
• 14:40
  Speaker 7: And the guy was like, what he said the World
• 14:44
  Speaker 7: Tour was is just hysterical.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: And because the cop had no idea who he was
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: when he was bathtesting him for his drink driving.
• 14:51
  Speaker 7: Charge, I think the cop was young and listen, like
• 14:55
  Speaker 7: I mean to me, Justin timerlike isn't like for like
• 14:57
  Speaker 7: an older generation, but listen like a kid now like
• 15:00
  Speaker 7: in high school.
• 15:00
  Speaker 10: They probably don't know Justin Timberling is.
• 15:02
  Speaker 7: And I saw a couple articles when it first came
• 15:05
  Speaker 7: out and the headline said Trolls star gets impressed and
• 15:09
  Speaker 7: I was like, oh god, the trolls.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: Well listen, you know, on the on the scale of
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: crimes that can be committed, it's probably the light or
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: and he'll make his way through it.
• 15:28
  Speaker 10: He'll be just fine. He'll be just fine. People forget it.
• 15:32
  Speaker 10: It's onto.
• 15:33
  Speaker 7: As soon as there's another scandal or another story, it'll
• 15:35
  Speaker 7: be done.
• 15:36
  Speaker 10: People get forget very easily.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Well, because we see, speaking of these sorts of things,
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: we see an article, you know where someone like Ariana
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Grande pop star actor as well. She was on a
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: podcast got asked who she would like to have dinner
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: with anyone, and she said Jeffrey Dahma, the serial killer,
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: because she'd like to pick his brain. She's fascinated by it. Now,
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: this is obviously caused, but a backlash. Now, how long
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: will the specklash last? Or we'll be onto something else tomorrow.
• 16:00
  Speaker 7: I've already been onto something else, Like I mean, like
• 16:03
  Speaker 7: that's already.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Out of the news cycle.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: But you know what, like I didn't.
• 16:06
  Speaker 7: I didn't hate on her for that, because have you
• 16:08
  Speaker 7: ever played that game, like at a dinner when someone
• 16:10
  Speaker 7: said you could have dinner with anybody like.
• 16:12
  Speaker 10: Dead or alive. It doesn't mean you have to.
• 16:15
  Speaker 7: Like regard them in any like positive way. You could
• 16:19
  Speaker 7: just be fascinated by them. That's why there's TV shows
• 16:22
  Speaker 7: and crime shows about these people. It doesn't mean you
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: think they're a good person. I don't think she thinks
• 16:26
  Speaker 7: he's a good person. I think she's fascinated by his
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: being a sociopath, you know, being a killer.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: It wasn't shoot shagged Mary. And she's like, yeah, you're right, right.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's very good. That's a very good Okay,
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: So a net regard, who are we inviting to? Don
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: it the most shocking person you could invite to. Now,
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: this doesn't mean that you admire them, you're fascinated.
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: Can we just get drinks and like, see if we
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: like vibe and if then then we can move on
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: to dinner.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah okay, well I have some drinks and I'm not
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: vibe with someone like Kim Jong. Come jong on.
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: Right, yeah, vie Kim Jong.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:04
  Speaker 7: I don't know if anybody vibes with them, even the
• 17:06
  Speaker 7: people in this country. But I've always said it would
• 17:10
  Speaker 7: be interesting to sit down with Jesus Christ.
• 17:11
  Speaker 10: I have a lot of questions for him.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: I want to know he would have the water to
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: wine covered for you for the evening. He's got drink
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: sort of by a sort of listen. This has been
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: lovely again, Nicole, thank you so much. We know you're
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: going on a couple of weeks and you'll leave. We'll
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: catch up with you shortly. Safe travels and they have
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: a great day. Thank you.
• 17:29
  Speaker 10: I'll miss you, guys. I'll talk to you soon.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: It's The Cold Live for New York after seven o'clock
• 17:34
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• 17:39
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• 18:13
  Speaker 6: Crazy.
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  Speaker 2: And It's Drags projects six sixty seven fifty eight on
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  Speaker 2: your Thursday morning. Now, I had a bit of a
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: little bit of a shocker with her. Something that's going
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: very viral on the internet right now. You may have
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: heard a phrase.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Hop Hawk tour.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: You've gotta give him now, howk too?
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: Now it comes from It's become a big meme.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: It's got it's crazy all over TikTok all over social media.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: You may have seen, you may not have heard. It
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: both comes from a lady in America. She was being
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: an interview out and about on a night out with
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: her mate. And Nashville has just been, she's been interviewed
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: and this is what.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: She said, Oh you go to give him that houck
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: that day.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Now I'm on TikTok now and I'm trying to keep
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: across all these latest trends and stuff, making little videos
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: and the daughter and things like that. So I'm trying
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: to stay topical. I'm trying to see cross things. And
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: I'd seen this meme pop up.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Are you going to give her that houck?
• 19:24
  Speaker 10: What are you going to give them.
• 19:25
  Speaker 11: That houck on that name?
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: And I had seen memes where people were putting it
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: over the top of cleaning cars and stuff. You know beautiful, Okay,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: it must be a meme related to making sure.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: You polish your brass like VARs.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: You want your cars to look great. This is where
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: this meme is from.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: So I was like, I'd seen this, and on Saturday morning,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: I was with the family and I'm going around saying,
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: you gotta give her that you know that saying it
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: we're on the way to nibble off doing that, was
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: saying it out about.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: I was saying it was a phrase of the day.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: I was like, this is funny because it's about cleaning cars,
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: is it?
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: It was it killing it with the family.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: They would love me to, getting a little bit annoyed
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: with me, like, what do you keep saying?
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: I know I'm enjoying saying that, And then I realized
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: I was at the gym a couple of hours later,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: looking at my phone in between doing some stuff, and
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: then I realized, oh, dear god, no, she's not talking
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: about cleaning cars. She's talking about something far, far more adult,
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: which we don't need to get into it breakfast radio
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: and produce to tell you're mortified that I was going.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: Around mortified the fact that you're the one that brought
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: it to your.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Family, and I'm saying and then I'm like, and then
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I had to take the family from the gym, go hey,
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: any jokes made about this, Let's start doing it. And
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: they replied back, going, you're the one making jokes. No
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: one else did you call a family crisis leading? And
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: they're like, what does it mean. I'm like, let's not
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: get into what it means, what it's about, it's not important.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Let's all agree we don't say that anymore.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: As that dude, it's become I kind of feel like
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: the girl because you couldn't have funny you couldn't have
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: missed the memo on that any harder.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: And she was funny, the girl who was out and
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: about doing this.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: And hopefully she's all right, because I know how the
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: internet is when you know she's become a superstar overnight,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: and she was very, very funny. And you hope that
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: she's still finding it funny.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they're trying to track her down and stuff.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: It was a fun gig. It was a fun night out.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she looked had a great time. She looked like
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: a great person. So hopefully she's doing all right.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: You're not like a terrible person saying in front of
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: your family though, I know, so.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Just the word for the wise, maybe it's not a
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: thing you should say.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: I did figure out your young daughters.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: In so Lisa learns on that one.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: So I will no longer be jumping on memes until
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: I know the full story. We'll be doing after well, yeah,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: well I don't do that after eight o'clock.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: We won't be giving it a hot tour after o'clock.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: But someone had some address address. That was a.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Great moment on the afternoon show You stay with Medi
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  Speaker 4: It was incredible.
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  Speaker 5: Shut on, cheers to Hello Fresh, the experts and Tastes
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• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Start when you're way the heads the johnaan Ben Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Of course it's Martaiki tomorrow and we've got Stacey Morrison
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: with us in the studio.
• 22:12
  Speaker 12: Lovely to have you in here, well, lovely to be
• 22:15
  Speaker 12: here Manoti Martiqui and getting ready for Matariqui.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Now Martariqi is I know that it's about the a
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: cluster of the Martariqui stars which sort of happened towards
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: the end of this month, early July.
• 22:26
  Speaker 12: Yes, I guess the first day we celebrate tomorrow, we're
• 22:29
  Speaker 12: going to have to have the day off, guys going
• 22:31
  Speaker 12: to have yeah yeah, Well, actually the whole week is
• 22:35
  Speaker 12: the Martadiki season. So what we call Martauriki season is
• 22:38
  Speaker 12: dependent upon that when the stars are visible again, because
• 22:42
  Speaker 12: there's about a one month period where us that sets
• 22:44
  Speaker 12: as in where we are positioned we can't see them anymore.
• 22:47
  Speaker 12: And then when it comes back and it aligns with
• 22:49
  Speaker 12: a tongue or a moon which is a certain moon phase.
• 22:52
  Speaker 13: Then that's when it starts. It's for our whole week.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Will change each year, right yeah.
• 22:57
  Speaker 12: Actually just like Easter does similar or a gym, but
• 23:00
  Speaker 12: this is Luna stella, so it's like where the stars
• 23:03
  Speaker 12: are and also relation to the moon at that time.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: So now is it five hundred stars or something that's
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: up in this cluster? But you can only see what
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: my daughter came back from schools like, you know, you
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: see like six of them or something to the naked
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: eyes that's something.
• 23:15
  Speaker 13: Yeah, well well nine but is wrong. Yeah, she probably
• 23:19
  Speaker 13: got it right, you got wrong.
• 23:20
  Speaker 12: That's I'm going to say, no maiki events at school.
• 23:26
  Speaker 13: So yeah, they're so here for it.
• 23:29
  Speaker 12: Will we say nine and some we seven and others.
• 23:33
  Speaker 12: But basically it's going to look like a little cluster
• 23:35
  Speaker 12: is a good word. We can identify each star and
• 23:38
  Speaker 12: the reason that that's important in cause because they all
• 23:41
  Speaker 12: relate to a different aspect of the environment or of
• 23:44
  Speaker 12: our well being.
• 23:45
  Speaker 13: So yeah, one of the.
• 23:47
  Speaker 12: Stars, for instance, is Pohutakawa, just like the tree, and
• 23:51
  Speaker 12: that relates to remembering those who passed and you know,
• 23:54
  Speaker 12: belief that they are actually now in a different phase.
• 23:56
  Speaker 12: When we see matadiki, we see them moving to become
• 23:59
  Speaker 12: stars and say, experts can look and at oh, okay,
• 24:02
  Speaker 12: the reason that we're you know, they're kind of attached
• 24:04
  Speaker 12: to one part of the environments. Then they can go oh, oh, look,
• 24:07
  Speaker 12: it's that's about the Wind's going to be a windy year.
• 24:10
  Speaker 12: Last year, someone missed the fact that there was a
• 24:12
  Speaker 12: big one for wa for the rain.
• 24:14
  Speaker 13: Could have seen that coming. There's going to be a
• 24:16
  Speaker 13: lot of rain.
• 24:17
  Speaker 12: So those kind of elements of pretection have always been
• 24:19
  Speaker 12: part of matadiki in the sort of deeper understanding of it.
• 24:23
  Speaker 12: But that's that's when we're talking doctor and the experts
• 24:26
  Speaker 12: to kind of know that deeper level. But all of
• 24:28
  Speaker 12: us can go, oh, to, that's about crops in the ground.
• 24:31
  Speaker 12: Let's have kumra a or go to, which is kind
• 24:35
  Speaker 12: of kai that comes from the trees or above. And
• 24:38
  Speaker 12: people have said, so how about KFC, you know, accessible.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: The legends, the story behind it involves some sort of
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: tearing out of eyes.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Yes, is it correct?
• 24:51
  Speaker 12: Yeah, So mataiki is a shortened version of mata or
• 24:55
  Speaker 12: aki mada the eyes of the deity Ti out there,
• 25:00
  Speaker 12: who is the god of the winds, basically, and he
• 25:02
  Speaker 12: was so deeply enraged that his parents, the sky father
• 25:07
  Speaker 12: Laney and the earth mother Papatuanuka, were separated to create
• 25:11
  Speaker 12: the world of light, that he tore his eyes out,
• 25:13
  Speaker 12: smashed them up, and threw them into the sky to
• 25:16
  Speaker 12: sit on the chest of his father. So that's what
• 25:18
  Speaker 12: we see. Mataika like has smashed up eyes. Basic it
• 25:23
  Speaker 12: made him blind, as you can tell. And that's why
• 25:25
  Speaker 12: the wind kind of comes at us from different angles.
• 25:27
  Speaker 12: It's blind and doesn't have you know, it's not.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Well now, I see there's a lot of events planned. Well,
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: how can we celebrate. What's a great way to celebrate
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: this every way?
• 25:36
  Speaker 12: Like say, you know where your kids at school? Or
• 25:39
  Speaker 12: I mean most importantly, Kai so maia hedy kai is
• 25:43
  Speaker 12: the theme this year to feast just being out, you know,
• 25:46
  Speaker 12: in the cold, going this is us.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: This is us.
• 25:49
  Speaker 12: We look up to the night sky and we go, yeah,
• 25:52
  Speaker 12: I've got some things to think about from the last year.
• 25:54
  Speaker 12: I'm going to look ahead to the next year. One
• 25:56
  Speaker 12: of my friends I work with, he's gonna go, okay,
• 25:59
  Speaker 12: new year.
• 26:00
  Speaker 13: You me and you Mati. I'm going to give up energy.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Drinks, giving up the bloody monsters.
• 26:06
  Speaker 12: Wow, I think he's actually going I'm going to cut
• 26:08
  Speaker 12: them back up.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: It's also a good one to reset your other New
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Year's resolutions.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: It didn't work out so well, you're like, oh, now
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: I can start or something.
• 26:17
  Speaker 13: Now I really mean it, stop that New Year. We're
• 26:20
  Speaker 13: going to go for New Year. So how will you celebrate?
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: What's your plans this week?
• 26:25
  Speaker 12: My usual ridiculousness of working, But I'll be hosting the
• 26:28
  Speaker 12: Matich Broadcast, which is the national broadcast coming out of
• 26:31
  Speaker 12: Wanica Trible Cone, and that will go everywhere, so it's
• 26:35
  Speaker 12: very visible online on TV.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Oh stay, thank you for coming on and having a chip.
• 26:40
  Speaker 12: Yeah, thank you for you know, being interested, because that's
• 26:43
  Speaker 12: I guess the opportunity and go, oh, here's our beautiful
• 26:46
  Speaker 12: day off. We can start it a nice early start
• 26:48
  Speaker 12: and just you know, bring it into our hearts and
• 26:50
  Speaker 12: make it whatever it means for us.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: Awesome stuff. Enjoy your tomorrow.
• 26:55
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  Speaker 3: Every interesting conversation at last out my son's basketball game.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: So it's sort of nearing on darkness and a bit
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: of a backstory. I'm a very impatient driver being you've
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: publicly stated this before, very erratic, volatile driver on the roads.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: And something the other day Carma.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: There was karma, yeah, and it was it was driving
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: to work and there was a rubbish truck that was
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: just taking its time going in and out of a drive.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: I was like, and I tried to try to sort
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: of go round the truck and then doing so, scraped
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  Speaker 3: my door along the traffic island and those floppy signs
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: and cars and the panel beats. So I've got a rental.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: There's a black black Toyota, just a black Toyota rental car.
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  Speaker 3: And I get out of the car and.
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  Speaker 2: Similar, I like how they go. You want to a
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• 27:42
  Speaker 3: That's a great that's a great ass cover, isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Just put it in bracket?
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: You're like, oh, that's what looks great. All similar.
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  Speaker 3: We could kind of do that with this radio show,
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• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Also, yeah, that would be good. I wandered the World's
• 27:54
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• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Similar Actually side note, sorry to dog leave. When I
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: was getting it, you know the classic trope about do
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: you get the rental insurance or not? Ah? And I
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: said no, I said no. He's like he lit a
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: little ken out of the bear here. He says, have
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: you got have you got normal insurance day to day?
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: And I said yeah. He's like, you'll be fine.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: Sometimes that doesn't cover it, though, Oh, don't tell me there.
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  Speaker 4: That's I don't know if I know that.
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  Speaker 2: Overseas, when you look at stuff, it's it's you were
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  Speaker 2: rental car. Overseas, your actual travel insurance doesn't cover rent Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you made me very new, but I don't know you
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  Speaker 2: need Yeah, fine, just star't get impatient.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, drive like a normal human being the rental car.
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  Speaker 3: So I get out of the car, and then from
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  Speaker 3: the darkness, I hear, hey, mate, nice car, and I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: thank you, thank you. I didn't have the heart to
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  Speaker 3: tell him it was mine, it was just a rental,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, I can't be bothered explaining. I
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: said thank you very much. But then he came out
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  Speaker 3: of the shadows and I'm like, well, he's complimented me.
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  Speaker 3: And then when you I feel like receiver compliment as
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  Speaker 3: a human being, it's like a game of tennis. You
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: need to love one back over. So I'm looking him
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  Speaker 3: up and down and I'm like, what can I quickly
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: in the moment compliment him about now, just bearing in
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  Speaker 3: mind this is happening, and so the space of zero
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  Speaker 3: to two seconds, and I'm like, mate, I love your ponytail.
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  Speaker 3: He had a ponytail right dangling off the beckers. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: And he's like, oh, you just take the compliment. Maybe
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: the compliment they didn't go, yeah, because I've seen nice
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  Speaker 3: car and you've come back with a nice ponytail. And
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: it was a great ponytail. And for someone who can't
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  Speaker 3: grow one, yea, I fully admire that you can grow.
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  Speaker 3: It was you know, probably I would say half a
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  Speaker 3: meter long, dangling off the back.
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  Speaker 4: Of the head. But he's probably thinking, is this guy
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  Speaker 4: taking the.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: That's what I thought when I was walking away? So
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: what man returns a nice ponytail after you just said, hey,
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: there's a good car. So I don't know where where
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: if he is listening now, I genuinely mean it right.
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  Speaker 3: It was a it was a lovely ponytail. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But he'll be thinking, he'll be questioning it, won't he.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: Shave it off?
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: He's not going to. It wasn't a psarchastic tone.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Next, we're talking about extreme parenting. We got talking about
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: this yesterday the the links your parents went to, or
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: maybe you you've gone to for your kids to kind
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: of punishment to teach them a lesh.
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  Speaker 4: Listen.
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  Speaker 3: Next on the show, we have someone who I don't
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: know what their ponytail status is, but they have been
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: made to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: We'll get to that up to Nelly.
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  Speaker 1: It's the hits that jona Wan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: And as Shaboozia Bar song and as the hats Jona
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a cover of this.
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  Speaker 1: I love how.
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  Speaker 3: It into a whole other genressive Jake Quan. No one
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: will be happier than jae Quan. Yeah, bank account will
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: be filling up with little dollar signs there now in
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  Speaker 3: the moment, at the moment, in the middle of extreme
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  Speaker 3: parenting cases, just spoke to someone who twenty sorry ten cigarettes,
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: who mother made her smoking and a roll on the
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: doorstep as punishment after being caught smoking, and that led
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  Speaker 3: on to twenty years wonderful smoking, brilliant smoke career, two
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  Speaker 3: decades with so extreme parenting on eight hundred HiT's the
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  Speaker 3: telephone number this morning, We've got Rebecca Morning morning. Lovely
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  Speaker 3: to have you on Extreme Parenting. Now, were you the
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  Speaker 3: extreme parent or you were the child being extremely parented
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: and the child?
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: What happened? What's explain?
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  Speaker 11: So me and my brother needs to fight in the
• 31:22
  Speaker 11: car on the way home from town and look in
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  Speaker 11: the country.
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  Speaker 8: And.
• 31:29
  Speaker 11: My mom would drop us off, made us walk home.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now imagine you said, you know you say this,
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: but I imagine this comes off you. Six to ten warnings,
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: come on, quiet down back there, you know, I'm sure
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: she's not doing it.
• 31:41
  Speaker 14: Just after one, No, and neighbor always needs to walk
• 31:47
  Speaker 14: her horses, so we needed to get on her horses
• 31:51
  Speaker 14: and ride back home.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: So your mom made you walk home and you got
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: on what you got horseback to take your.
• 31:56
  Speaker 11: Back get off like before we got home.
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  Speaker 4: To my great time, hire a big good.
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  Speaker 3: Things were cool. Appreciate it, Amanda, Welcome to the show.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Great to have you on Extreme Parenting. What happened?
• 32:13
  Speaker 9: Well, when I was a teenager, a little bit of
• 32:17
  Speaker 9: a moody teenager to put it nicely, you know, firecracker
• 32:23
  Speaker 9: just a yeah, I used to throw and slim my
• 32:32
  Speaker 9: bedroom talk and I go off in a house and that.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Is the ultimate full stop to any argument for the.
• 32:37
  Speaker 9: Appearance is not And then I did it one too
• 32:40
  Speaker 9: many times and yeah.
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: They took the door off.
• 32:44
  Speaker 9: The singers, Yeah, that is extreme.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of edmund are involved around removing a
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: door too and putting it back on, because going to
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: put it back on to get HI happy.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: Someone did that to one of my daughters.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Again, Oh cool, horror, the guy's coming over.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: They're going to pay them to put it back up.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: I appreciate you, cool, really do, Thank you so much.
• 33:11
  Speaker 9: Problem, thanks, thank you.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Coming up next, a great moment yesterday with Maddy and
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: PJ in the afternoon here on the Hits saving a
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: wedding over the course of three hours.
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  Speaker 2: It was an incredible moment in radio all thanks to you,
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  Speaker 2: Ri cap On if you missed it.
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  Speaker 4: Next on the Hats, The Hits.
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  Speaker 1: That Jona wan Ben podcast, Say the Church and It's.
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  Speaker 2: The Hat Say thirty five on your Thursday Morning. Really
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: really amazing moment yesterday Maddie and PJ in the afternoons
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: found out about Lauren. Now, Lauren is actually getting married today,
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: but yesterday afternoon she discovered that her wedding and her
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: wedding dress in particular, wasn't going to be fit for
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: the wedding.
• 33:46
  Speaker 15: Today, one very very stressed out bride in Nelson, Lauren,
• 33:51
  Speaker 15: went to steam her wedding dress last night. She is
• 33:54
  Speaker 15: getting married tomorrow and the dress is now ruined. So
• 33:59
  Speaker 15: we thought, can can we find Lauren a replacement dress?
• 34:02
  Speaker 15: Do any of our listeners out there have a dress
• 34:04
  Speaker 15: they can lend her?
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Lauren?
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  Speaker 6: Hello, Hi, how are you going?
• 34:09
  Speaker 15: We're so okay?
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: How are you?
• 34:14
  Speaker 9: It's been a very stressful day.
• 34:15
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: People were just so touched by your story. I think
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: everyone knows the stress that you endure leading up to
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: the big day, and they've just wanted to help out.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: We've landed on one and that was Emma's dress from
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: christ You've seen it?
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: Are you happy? I love it?
• 34:33
  Speaker 9: I'm so happy and I just feel so overwhelmed, just
• 34:37
  Speaker 9: really pleased.
• 34:38
  Speaker 11: So she was able to do that.
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: The dress is going on an Air New Zealand flight tonight.
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: Like hopefully this all goes ahead. You were going to
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: have that dress and time for your wedding, which takes
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: place tomorrow morning.
• 34:50
  Speaker 13: Talk about a quick turn around.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you Sam, Lauren, congratulations and we hope you
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: have the most magical day tomorrow.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you so much, and thanks to Emma as well.
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  Speaker 1: That's absolutely amazing and.
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  Speaker 3: Emma the night and Shining Armor. Welcome. Hi. You came
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  Speaker 3: through your linked your wedding dress to a complete stranger.
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  Speaker 4: What a hero.
• 35:17
  Speaker 9: Well she's from christ Church, so you know, I'm sure
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  Speaker 9: I'll get to track her down.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: I will hunt you down and I will find you
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: if I don't get that dress back.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: It's an awesome thing that you did.
• 35:26
  Speaker 9: Oh I'm I guess I want to just anyone would
• 35:30
  Speaker 9: have done it though, if they had the opportunity to.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, very nice, very lovely gesture. So this is
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: this is the one you want your wedding And how's
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: your marriage going? Successful?
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: Yep, so fast?
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: I got luck attached to it. So how many years
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: ago was your wedding?
• 35:48
  Speaker 9: End of twenty one?
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: So a couple of years.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Ago you probably got to try clean keep it in
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: the cupboard, and then you're like, hey, I can I
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: can send it out to someone who needs it exactly.
• 35:58
  Speaker 9: I don't know what I was going to do with
• 35:59
  Speaker 9: it any other Well.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: What do you do with your wedding dress? I guess
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: you can roll it out of you know, once every
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: five years or something. But did you have to compare measurements?
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Was my first question.
• 36:10
  Speaker 9: No, I just was saying dress side, so I assume
• 36:13
  Speaker 9: it will fit kind of okay.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like a glove that is a do you invite
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: to the wedding?
• 36:19
  Speaker 9: No?
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Did you want to invite to the wedding?
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Probably not, but awkward, lovely that you gave the dress,
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: and lovely through the power of you know that the
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: hats something in New Zealand jumped on board. They managed
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: to transport the dress. Connor from the Hats was helping
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: drop it off. It was pretty cool.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: Hey, everyone got together, I've got your dress all the
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: way in the Nelson.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, it was.
• 36:39
  Speaker 9: It was pretty quick around.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh well, hey, thank you for being so generous.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: And was there a bond on the dress? Did you
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: have like, no, no bond.
• 36:51
  Speaker 9: Just a boomerang.
• 36:52
  Speaker 10: I'm sure it will come back to the boomerang dress.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: Well, there we go, saving the wedding day. What a legend.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Aima really appreciate your generosity. And just so you know,
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: if you need any holy washed up nineties band T shirts,
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: I've got plenty of those if you ever find yourself short. Okay,
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: I'll keep that in mind, all right, now, look after yourself.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Thank you amazing moments.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: Wasn't that an amazing moment saved the day on the wedding.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Why can you give me an amazing moment like that?
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: You give me amazing moments every morning wh're look into
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