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45 - S2Ep20: Who's Face Is This Anyway? · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: On the Launai is part of the Odd Pods media network.
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  Speaker 2: A long time ago.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to get you mid sentenced to make it awkward.
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  Speaker 2: I love when you do cold open so that it's
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  Speaker 2: really painful to the listener.
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  Speaker 1: What am I listening to? What podcast did I click on?
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  Speaker 2: What have I fallen into? Hey? Hey, guys, welcome to
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  Speaker 2: on the LUNI on Maric.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's what it is. I'm Gina, I'm Kristen.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not with us today our most prolific should.
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  Speaker 1: We say.
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  Speaker 2: Esteemed guest? I shouldn't say that because Eddie Pens will
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  Speaker 2: get immediately pissed off.
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  Speaker 1: Eddie Pence excluded.
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  Speaker 2: Mister Josh Rausch, Hello, am I saying your name right?
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  Speaker 2: I've been calling you Josh Roush my whole life.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, rash, Yeah you're dead.
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  Speaker 2: If it's like some like oh it's Rouche.
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  Speaker 3: I get Ruche, I get rush, but it's Josh Roush okay,
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  Speaker 3: a lot of sin. My name?
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  Speaker 1: What background is that Germanic?
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  Speaker 3: And it needs to be tipsy, so it's quite appropriate.
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  Speaker 2: I love that for you.
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  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Guy's Rausch. I love that. Now are you actually a doctor?
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  Speaker 3: I am a doctor of divinity. So I'm a doctor
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  Speaker 3: as in the same way Hunter S. Thompson was. I
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  Speaker 3: bought my my degree from the same place he did
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  Speaker 3: for nine ninety nine. Good to know I can marry people.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, oh that's that's important. Have you married a lot
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  Speaker 2: of people? Do you find that usual?
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  Speaker 3: Never?
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  Speaker 2: Have I applied for that once, like a long time ago,
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  Speaker 2: when I worked at Disney, So like twenty something years ago,
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  Speaker 2: applied to be I think just a minister. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: a doctor like you. I'm not fancy.
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's the Universal Live Church. They'll sell you
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  Speaker 3: a Jedi like you know, if you want one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I spent about nine bucks to nine
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  Speaker 2: ten bucks.
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  Speaker 1: Any Star Trek things, I'm sure they do. I'm in ensign.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta buy my way up to lieutenant.
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  Speaker 2: God damn, I don't know. I'm a single person living
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  Speaker 2: alone in a two bedroom apartment. I might need to
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  Speaker 2: be an ensign. I might have to start out with
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  Speaker 2: what I can afford.
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  Speaker 1: Three years eating ship. That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, Well, Josh, thanks for coming.
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  Speaker 3: On, Thank you for having me.
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  Speaker 2: We want to talk a little bit about your incredible
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  Speaker 2: body at work.
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  Speaker 3: Because my incredible body. Yeah, I'm fat as hell.
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  Speaker 2: No, true, not true.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see it.
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  Speaker 2: Over the years i've known you, I have gained the
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  Speaker 2: way you have lost.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, I was gonna say, if anything, I've seen
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  Speaker 1: you lose weight.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You Between Kevin and I think we've lost a whole
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  Speaker 3: human being.
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  Speaker 2: Especially since I rewatched Tusk.
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  Speaker 1: Where did you bury them?
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  Speaker 3: I can't tell you, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: My favorite line in Tusk, by the way, just out
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  Speaker 1: of nowhere, is when Michael Parks goes, did you come
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  Speaker 1: about the spider?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think anybody else could get by with that,
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  Speaker 3: that incredibly inflammatory accent.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, I don't know what it was supposed
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  Speaker 2: to be, this crazy old man.
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  Speaker 3: It's simple, it's simple.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, yeah, you did a whole movie about him.
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  Speaker 2: Let's talk about Michael Parks. And also, if anyone can
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  Speaker 2: hear the construction happening, they're literally working on the roof
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  Speaker 2: of my building right now. Congrats. So I have my
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  Speaker 2: copy that I can't play because I'm lame and I
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  Speaker 2: can't put it in, and showing things on air is
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  Speaker 2: great for audio only, pub can't put it in Next time,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like rearranging the furniture I'm going to pull the
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  Speaker 2: unit out, but it's very heavy and it's real wood,
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  Speaker 2: and the plugs are behind it, so I guess I
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  Speaker 2: could have like half assed ran like an extension chord
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  Speaker 2: from another room. But yeah, oh I thought you had
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  Speaker 2: the I don't have a unit. Well no, so let's
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  Speaker 2: talk about this. The The doc is Long Lonesome Highway,
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  Speaker 2: and the back says, greatest performer you've likely never heard of.
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  Speaker 2: I've literally seen so many Michael Parks movies, but I
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  Speaker 2: didn't know shit about him, and it left me in
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  Speaker 2: tears by the time I got to the end, and
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  Speaker 2: like you're when you teared up, it was more so.
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  Speaker 4: I called in tears when I finished it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh thank you.
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  Speaker 4: It was it was a beautiful like what's the word
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  Speaker 4: I'm looking for it? It was a beautiful tribute to
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  Speaker 4: a friend.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a piece of shit. I didn't watch you. I
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  Speaker 1: watched the trail so far.
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  Speaker 3: It's gonna be on to be not to be one
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  Speaker 3: of the free platforms here pretty soon. So you can
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  Speaker 3: watch three in a couple of months. I think next month,
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  Speaker 3: eleven eleven.
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  Speaker 2: It's so which if you're listening to this is in
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  Speaker 2: five days, can crat there you go. I guess we
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  Speaker 2: live in a magical place. It's so beautiful. But it
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  Speaker 2: immediately made me start seeking out Michael Park Films, which
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  Speaker 2: is how I ended up rewatching task yesterday and was like, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Red Steak is really so this was a good little
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  Speaker 1: role in kill Bill.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, two good roles in Kill Billy. He's two
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  Speaker 3: he's the sheriff and then he's uh the sheriff. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking of the guy who's like smoking the cigar.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Viejo.
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  Speaker 2: He was playing. He replaced what's his name?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, he did what was his name?
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  Speaker 5: One?
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  Speaker 1: In Kill Bill?
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  Speaker 3: It was supposed to be is it yeah, Ricardo.
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  Speaker 2: Mont or something and couldn't do it, and it.
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  Speaker 3: Was towards the end of his life. Unfortunately nobody knew
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  Speaker 3: kind of how bad he was.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, which then echoed because then Michael couldn't do yoga.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, truly.
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  Speaker 1: Who was he going to be in that? You know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? It was a completely it was different.
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  Speaker 1: It was going to be Jamus in like a costume,
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  Speaker 1: but he got all claustrophobic.
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  Speaker 3: That was going to be the Brozi. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he was going to be the Bronzi. And like we
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  Speaker 3: rented a whole green screen. Wei, I didn't read shit,
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  Speaker 3: but there was a whole green screen like stage or
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  Speaker 3: word on it.
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  Speaker 1: You could say, we fair enough.
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  Speaker 3: And like he would put the makeup on, or they'd
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  Speaker 3: put the makeup on him, and then he just instinctually
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  Speaker 3: just peel it back off, and they were just like,
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  Speaker 3: all right, but you gotta leave that on. Next time
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  Speaker 3: they put it back on, he just peeled off, and
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  Speaker 3: like I I watched him, like he was mortified that
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  Speaker 3: he had to like step out of that. But he's
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  Speaker 3: got like a confined space thing for childhood trauma, so
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  Speaker 3: like he was just not able to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Michael Parks and that would have been amazing. Not
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  Speaker 1: that I mean I loved Ralph.
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  Speaker 3: But it was a way more horror movie. Like it
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  Speaker 3: was a straight up horror movie. It wasn't his goofy,
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  Speaker 3: it wasn't hiss like it was a It was a
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  Speaker 3: completely different movie.
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  Speaker 1: And he had Austin Butler.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, wow, who was a saint. He was the
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  Speaker 3: nicest kid in the world. Yeah, I'm really stoked to
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  Speaker 3: see where he's at now because he was just so Yeah, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 3: I just watched cot stealing with him the other day
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  Speaker 3: and it was amazing. Yeah, I liked it a lot.
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  Speaker 2: I border a town that's a little bit rader than
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  Speaker 2: I'd like it to be. Up here, I'm like on
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  Speaker 2: the edge of Portland.
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  Speaker 3: Everything's redder than I want it to be. Right now.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yes, but they took that movie was in my
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  Speaker 2: theater for like less than a week.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and so by the.
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  Speaker 2: Time I was like, okay, I got time and I
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  Speaker 2: went into my regal app, I was like, fuck, so
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  Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta check that out. So but that
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  Speaker 2: looked phenomenal to me. So I'm glad to hear that it's.
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  Speaker 3: It was great. The only thing I'll say is it
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  Speaker 3: is Aaronofski, so like, yeah, interested the trailer looks really
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  Speaker 3: fun and playful, and it is. But man, prep yourself
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  Speaker 3: for some dark ship because it's it's ye.
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  Speaker 1: Like Black Swan. You're like, yeah, peel on the fingernail.
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  Speaker 1: You're like no, ye. A guy yelled out in our theater.
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  Speaker 1: He was like no, no, he ran out of there.
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  Speaker 2: I've lost fingernails in my life, and it's not something
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  Speaker 2: that I would have wanted to feel slowly because it
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  Speaker 2: didn't feel good fast so I'm with that guy in
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  Speaker 2: your theater. Does anyone else have? I feel like no
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  Speaker 2: one else is asking question I got?
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  Speaker 3: I got? One I got was what does Golden Girls
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  Speaker 3: have in common with Michael Parks?
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  Speaker 1: He was on the show Tell Me.
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  Speaker 3: The creator of the Golden Girls, who Susan Harris Uh
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  Speaker 3: wrote the then K Bronson pilot Holy Ship. Yep.
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  Speaker 4: I was looking for that. I'm trying to find it.
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  Speaker 2: On We will really want to watch that, right, I'm
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  Speaker 2: so pissed that it wasn't a longer. Well, I'm I'm
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  Speaker 2: proud of him because so few people stand their ground
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  Speaker 2: and like fight for what they believe in. But I
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  Speaker 2: was telling Kristin, I feel like that show sounds like
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  Speaker 2: it was Little House on the Prairie for motorcycles, like
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  Speaker 2: it was the good side of helping people, the sort of.
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  Speaker 3: Like it was. It was very lone ranger, like you'd
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  Speaker 3: come in on a motorcycle, do a bunch of good
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  Speaker 3: and then like kind of just amscray onto the next adventure,
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  Speaker 3: like you just walk.
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  Speaker 1: The earth like Kung Fu.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, ar okay, I'll have.
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  Speaker 1: To check this out. Where can I find this?
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  Speaker 3: The pilot is available on DVD and it's like, I think,
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  Speaker 3: like it's a movie pilot, like a it's like a
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  Speaker 3: ninety minute pilot. Oh cool, actual episodes. You gotta steal
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  Speaker 3: or torrent writing Cindy a copy because they've never been
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  Speaker 3: professionally released.
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  Speaker 1: What from the eighties or.
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  Speaker 3: From the late sixties? I think sixties?
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, yeah, the day he was a young man.
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  Speaker 3: And I've got two of the three reels of the
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  Speaker 3: ninety minute pilot on film on sixteen millimeters, but I
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  Speaker 3: don't have the third.
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  Speaker 1: How'd you end up with that?
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy some fan. When I was like reaching out
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  Speaker 3: the different forums being like, hey, I'll take anything, Michael
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  Speaker 3: Parksy got happy to pay. They just sent me two
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  Speaker 3: reels of it for free. They're like, sorry, we don't
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  Speaker 3: have the complete or we'd give it to you. So
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  Speaker 3: it's just a yeah, that's so nice of them. I
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  Speaker 3: was going to give it to Tarantino when I saw him,
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  Speaker 3: but we didn't get him.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, truly, Well, did you have a woman with
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  Speaker 1: bare feet? He would have came running.
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  Speaker 3: We could have bought one. I would have bought one.
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  Speaker 2: Where are your sexy feet? Model?
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  Speaker 1: He'd have been right, how long did you work on
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  Speaker 1: that documentary.
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  Speaker 3: I'd say from a first day of shooting to release,
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  Speaker 3: it was like nine years Holy more Wow. And six
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  Speaker 3: to seven of those were literally just with almost the
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  Speaker 3: cut that's available now. But you know, we were just
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  Speaker 3: waiting on Tarantino like it was always promised when not
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  Speaker 3: if so, like we got promised him, he'd wed the lineup,
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  Speaker 3: didn't work. Uh, then he went into pre production on
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  Speaker 3: Once Pon Time in Hollywood. Then we shot Kurt Russell
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  Speaker 3: on the set of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
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  Speaker 1: So we were there.
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  Speaker 3: We were there literally there like like one stage over
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  Speaker 3: and Kurt Russell was a dream nice. Then we were
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  Speaker 3: told like, okay, he's in post production, he can do it. Now.
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  Speaker 3: He's in Israel with his new baby mama. So like
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  Speaker 3: I had, I was buying a ticket to Israel, and
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  Speaker 3: then COVID happened. After like COVID like kind of cleaned up.
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  Speaker 3: He just they kind of stopped responding. So yeah, is
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  Speaker 3: what it is.
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  Speaker 6: But the people that you did get for it is
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  Speaker 6: quite the list. I mean, it's amazing how many people
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  Speaker 6: he's worked with and that respected him and wanted to.
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  Speaker 4: Be part of that project. That's really neat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody was so stoked to talk about him.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I love that.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, It's it's nice when someone that didn't necessarily have
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  Speaker 2: to get super famous in their life still left this
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  Speaker 2: lasting impression on so many people, but left a great
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  Speaker 2: body of work.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever seen him in anything. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't realize I was seeing him in as much
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  Speaker 2: as I was when I was seeing him, because he's
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  Speaker 2: so diverse, as far as sort of looked like a
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  Speaker 2: hot James Den kind of guy when he was younger,
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  Speaker 2: but literally could look like anybody anything.
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  Speaker 3: True true character actor would just disappear in the rules.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let's let's talk about your other stuff real quick. Well, first,
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  Speaker 2: what do you use to keep your tattoos? This is
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: totally unrelated and you guys can't see this, but his
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  Speaker 2: tattoos look like he got them all.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, the vibrant must.
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  Speaker 3: Hydrate them, I mean yeah, Honestly, I just use a
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  Speaker 3: lot of sunblock when I go out. But my buddy Robbie,
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  Speaker 3: he's done most of my art. Every time I go
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  Speaker 3: back to Ohio, I'm just like, uh, just touch this
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  Speaker 3: up for me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, because you're tat I'm looking at my tattoos on
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  Speaker 2: my arms, and I'm like christ yet, So let's let's
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  Speaker 2: talk a little bit about wrong reasons, because I think
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  Speaker 2: all three of us are pretty fangirl about that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ralph Garmon was having the most uninterested blowjob I've
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  Speaker 1: ever seen a man get. I was like, dude, He's like,
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  Speaker 1: how do I get my phone work?
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  Speaker 4: That was perfect for Ralph.
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  Speaker 3: Tweet.
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  Speaker 2: I just like it just felt so real, Like that
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  Speaker 2: was such a real like I really felt like someone
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  Speaker 2: would do that. It felt masterminded in a movie. It
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  Speaker 2: was like, this is how it would really go, Like, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: you escaped your chains, can I make you breakfast?
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  Speaker 1: I guess you probably shouldn't go outside. I went out
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  Speaker 1: on Is that what you were going for? Like what?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I mean really mistakes they'd make sure for.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, And like I just wanted to you know, most
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  Speaker 3: movies you start it in fifteen minutes, you know where
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  Speaker 3: it's gonna end up. Like, I just wanted to try
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  Speaker 3: to make it more realistic and also kind of divert
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  Speaker 3: the audience in a way they might not have seen before.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and everyone did it for the wrong reason.
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  Speaker 3: There you go, I get it now. I just love
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  Speaker 3: moral ambiguity, you know, like is it like did she
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  Speaker 3: did he do the right thing or did he do
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  Speaker 3: the wrong thing? Like it helped, but like he also
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  Speaker 3: did all these horrific acts in the process. I just
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  Speaker 3: love that thought process.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it really explores the duality of people with you know,
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  Speaker 6: the line between good and evil and how nobody's one
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  Speaker 6: way or the other.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, you're going to do another movie writing
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  Speaker 3: it right now. Just need to get past page twenty,
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: which I keep getting to page thirty and then rewriting
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: and suddenly I have less less pages every single time.
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  Speaker 1: Also, genre jar.
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  Speaker 3: Machine would be the best way I could put it.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I don't you know what many of that nim arms.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say kind of like you know, they
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  Speaker 3: say there's four types of stories man versus man, man
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  Speaker 3: versus nature, and man versus society and man versus self.
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  Speaker 3: So it's gonna be set at a restaurant where each
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  Speaker 3: one of those four kind of plays out in its
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  Speaker 3: own way, and you'll intercut between the between the tables
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  Speaker 3: with slight carryover characters like waitresses or stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, essentially that's the rough concept. Oh, I like
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  Speaker 3: that You're gonna be the I believe me. I am,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm old.
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  Speaker 2: Goddamn you're for I'm the oldest person in this room,
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  Speaker 2: first of all, So calm down, you're not that I'm a.
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  Speaker 6: Hard forty we're all we're all eighty four babies here.
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  Speaker 1: Aaron, Yeah, we're forty two.
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  Speaker 2: I'm probably closer to age and Josh just due to
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  Speaker 2: the substance abuse that I think we've both probably experienced.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I'm just gonna throw that on him. You don't know.
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  Speaker 1: He could be straightedge.
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  Speaker 3: He's not, I do know, probably the only one here
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  Speaker 3: it's done crack? What's that like?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna it's is it?
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  Speaker 1: Does Whitney Houston come out and go crack as wet?
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  Speaker 2: Wow? Okay, well that happened amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do crack kids?
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  Speaker 3: True.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the last thing I kind of want to mention
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  Speaker 2: really quickly, and it's mostly because you're gonna vindicate me
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  Speaker 2: because these two give me shit all the time. When
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: we're recording. I have that little station before we're recording,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, guys, look at the stellar Jay like
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: it's so read. He's got a mohawk, Like I am.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: I live my apartment backs up to like a creek
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: and like a mini forest, and I love animals, and
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: I'm always like, guys, there's a squirrel out there right now.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: It's so cute. Here's what he's doing. And they're like, okay,
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: well we'll just stop the show because of a squirrel.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: But I remember watching a few years ago we like
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: first became friends. You had a squirrel in your backyard
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: that like would come to you and take peanuts and
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: ship and I thought that was so dope.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: You were like snow white.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah really yes, just like snow.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: White, exactly like that.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that that story has a horrific ending.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: If you want me to ruin your day.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: But because she bragged about.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: It, do it so, Like, you know, squirrel was amazing
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: coming out of my hand. Was always so excited to
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: see me because of food, you know.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: But I was walking down the street because I like
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: had to, I don't know. I walked to seven eleven
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: or something and I was walking home and it saw
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: me and it ran out into traffic.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you got a squirrel girl panting.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: I did, like, there's my favorite. Yeah, it was so excited.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: I could man, if that guy would have stopped, I
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: would have I would not have been kind, but yeah, yeah,
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: so Golden Girls.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Wow, Well I'm that amazing happy though, Gina, do you
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: want to tell us about this episode and ask your question?
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: I'm sad. Okay, we'redless or No, we're gonna watch season
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: two episode twenty, which is called Whose Face Is This Anyway?
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: The original air date was February twenty eighth, nineteen eighty seven.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: It was directed by Terry Hughes. It was written by
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Winifred Harvey. My favorite name of the writers now, Josh
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: and Kristen. What do you think this is going to
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: be about? Based on the title, Whose Face Is This Anyway?
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Hmmm? Plastic surgery?
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: I like it.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: I was thinking Blanche is going to have some plastic
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: surgery and she's gonna look a little different.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Who do you think will have the surgery?
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Josh, Oh, definitely definitely Blanche.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know if we asked you. Did
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: you watch Golden Girls when it was You're probably a
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: little too young, but maybe the rerun. No.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: I was probably watching this with my grandma when it aired,
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: but I definitely watched the reruns. I love this show.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Everyone says that I watched it with my grandma. Okay,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: And now we have to pick who we think the
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: villain of the episode will be. And the goal we
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: haven't been as clear as we should have been. The
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: goal is to trip Aaron up. She has to convince
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: us this person is a villain. Okay, So who of
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: the four girls will trip her up? The hardest of
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: being the villain of the episode.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, if we're not gonna go with like Stan
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: or something, if we're going to actually go with like,
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Say Dorothy Dorothy, okay with you Christa.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so Aaron has to make Dorothy the villain.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: How dare you? You're talking about me?
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: I didn't That was a hard tea on that recently
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: been saying the word bish and it upsets Gina. But
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Gina's been saying the word grace from therapy, and grace
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: pisses me. I feel like, if you cut someone some
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: fucking slack, you're not giving them grace. Like that's just like,
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: that's not my vibe. I say, grace. Whatever.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: We know each other like girls do.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's real life.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, we're gonna go away and watch this
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: episode with Josh, and we're gonna come back after you
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: hear this message.
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• 21:08
  Speaker 4: Welcome back.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Before we get to anything, Josh has found something we
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: all need to hear.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: I've fallen down a Wikipedia rabbit hole. Golden Girls thirty
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: three is an animated pilot created by Mike Hollingsworth. The
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: pilot takes the audio from the sitcom and sets it
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: against a futuristic background inspired by the Jetsons. I have
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: to find this.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, yes, interesting, and it's made by Hollingsworth. Which
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: is Blanche's maiden name. I don't know if that's a
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: stage name.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: I need to have it.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: How wild is that?
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Fascinating?
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Anyway?
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love this.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to trip up, Christen.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now, to be fair to our listeners, really quickly.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: I did text Josh on the side prior to the
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: episode when we were talking about how we would be
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: watching this in our homes, and I said, you know,
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: maybe you could. You could watch it ahead and then
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: you would win for sure and Kristin would never know.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: But then I felt shitty about it, and I backed
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: out of it almost immediately. Two boute, I will tell
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: you there is an award that we are working on
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: that is very shitty that the season two champion we're
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: gonna tally all the guest points. Kristin doesn't count. She's
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: not eligible for the prize, just the guests are. And
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: we're tallying all the guest points. So if you do well,
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: there's a chance you could be in the running for
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: this really fantastic DIY made of McDonald's toys and gold
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: spray paint trophy that I'm creating.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: If you'd told me that ahead of time, I would
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: have cheatedn't watched the episodes as it is. I was
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: too distracted by you folks.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, we get chatty.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: That happens. That happens.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: I do write some no stump bonus questions in that
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: are typically about other things that are like gust in
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: the show, so I mean, who knows, we'll see what happens.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Sometimes I can't even read my notes, so I'm.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Gonna be honest with you that you didn't bring a
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: pen with me to my Ben Crosby chair today. So
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: I have no idea how I'm going to spin Dorothy
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: as the villain. When it's my turn, I will be
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: pulling this out of your butt.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Yep, that's when you're at your best though.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, actually, yeah, yeah, I'm going to work on that.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to rewatch the episode in my head. It's
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: going great. Well, do we want to jump into this
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: magical quis hell?
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Great, So Josh, you're new to our show. When it
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: is time to answer, which is I have to finish
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: the question? Please let me finish the question. Kristen didn't
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: used to, so now we have this role for everybody. Uh,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: your name is your buzzer, so you just have to
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: scream Josh. Well, don't scream it. You can just politely
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: say Josh and us. But that's why I had to
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: switch to little que cards.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: To give him a longer name.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we had someone with one syllable once and
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Kristin objected because it took less time for them to
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: buzz in. Okay, all right, here we go. What is
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Rose making a video for Kristen?
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Yes, her class at the junior college.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Yes, okay. Also Kristin keeps track of the points, but
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: don't feel like that's going to affect it well, because
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: she can't win.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: I'm honest.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: If I have a pen, I do like a second.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: But again it's like clear on the other side of
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: the room.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: So also, is junior college like just what they now
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: call community college? Like? Yeah, I don't think they called
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: it anymore.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: No, they just called community college.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. In fact, on my official notes here, I wrote
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: a class at her community college because I heard junior college,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: and then wrote anyway, who does Dorothy say she winds
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: up looking like on video?
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: God?
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Kristen?
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, best Parker Okay, yeah, I don't know who that
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: is Ash?
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Sorry?
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Wait? Yeah, was I supposed to take that? I didn't.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: All right, no, stump bonus and maybe Josh will pick
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: up a point here. I don't know who was fast Parker? Wow, nobody.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I met him when I was thirteen, so I guess
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: maybe I'm ahead of the game. He was famous for
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: playing Davy Crockett for Disney and like the Fifth Whatever. Yeah,
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: but he did other shit Daniel Boone and Daniel Boone. Yeah. Okay,
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: well fuck, that's that's too bad. Next question, well, look,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: that was a no stump, so I don't even get
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: a point, because if I can stump you guys, I'll
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: get a point. It doesn't happen often. Here we go,
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: when Sophia arrived, why does she say, Doroth he is
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: a little camera shy.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Dude?
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, cool.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Dude, dude, I got no idea.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Right, Well, there's a theme to a few of these
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: questions that go on. The answer is because you would
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: be too if you look like fest Parker and kills.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I was thinking of the other thing. Okay.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: How many dates does Blanche say she needs to go
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: on sorry, to be on camera, boy, to be on camera?
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Josh?
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Yes? Three, go in the corners, right, give Josh a point? Okay, Okay,
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: this next one, it's basically like a list, but not really.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: How many times in the episode does Dorothy get compared
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: to fest Parker? Yeah?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Four, nope, Gina, yes, five?
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, took a shot, they bring it back up and
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: don't get penalized.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: For wrong answers.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Oh copy, you can try, Josh, Yeah, you can just
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: like say ship. It's fine, okay, Josh ship, Oh god, Okay,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Blanche was an alpha gam But what sorority? Does Rose say?
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: She belonged to Kristin? Yes, the alpha yams see.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I gotta shut up. I'm distracting our guess. I'm sorry.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: All right, you all laughed at this next thing. So
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: we're gonna do finish the line. But because we distracted, Josh,
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I will let you paraphrase if you have to the dialogue. Kristin,
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I expect more of you. You use your well, you
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: have close captioning on when you watch, so you saw
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: the exact word.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Expect more out of you as the elder sibling.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, as the oldest child. No, okay, finish the line.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: This is Dorothy edition. So Dorothy says, Ma, why are
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: you dressed like someone who just escaped from.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Oh Gina, Yes, it's a small world.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's right, it's okay, that's okay, there's there's
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: sixsh questions left. Well, it's not ish, there's a there's.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: It's girl math.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: It's girl math. There's a two point question in here
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: that is a two component. So when she's dressed like
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: a Small World character, what does Sophia make Dorothy for breakfast?
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: Kristen, Yes, Zanya with meat sauce.
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: He said that wasn't a question, you liar, Mcliarson.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: That's true. I said, what is it, big z And
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: she said Laiana.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Like, oh, that's not a question. I don't worry about liar.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not a liar, if we're being fair. I did
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: accidentally have the wrong set of cards in front of me,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: so it doesn't.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Seem like they're happening in the episode.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: I was like, these are not. Yeah, anyway, it's fine.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Let's just let's go on. Lynch says she's not going
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: to be able to go on if what happens. This
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: one might be too hard. It's a little vague in
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: my wording.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Kristin, Yeah, she's no longer the prettiest.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: No, okay, Well, I won't take a point for this.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: This one's worded weird, and I blame myself. The answer
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: was if she had to spend the rest of her
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: life looking like Rose and Dorothy. Ah, but I gave
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: you less in the question, and so that's my fault.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: I felt a little bit like I was doing a
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Carson you like.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: The answer is once again, you had me in your
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: corner till right at the end.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Nicely done, very.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Well, how very dare you? Okay? All right, this one
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: is two points. I will give you a point for
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: whatever one you get correct, and if you get both, great.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Sophia was the most beautiful woman in town until who arrived?
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: And what was her nickname?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Gina? I know her nickname was Muffin.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: It was Muffin.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't catch your real name.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: It was a long name. That's why I made it
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: a two pointer because I thought you, oh, might have
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: heard something very Italian, Kristen, are you done reading your book?
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Cheat? Cheat?
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know, all right.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Her name was Anna Maria Alonso Palladino. I would have
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: taken Anna on that because that was such a long name.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: But that's fine. Let's just move on.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: I'm totally turning on closed captions when I'm on the
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: show again.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, you should come back next week and
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: you can fight fight for your own there. All right?
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: All THEE and Adolph step made up what dynamic dancing.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: Duo Kristin, Yes, dance team.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, okay, who saved the town of Saint Olaf.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: Kristin, Yes, Okay, this is hard to pronounce the dell
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Fast daughter.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could have it. It was sas Sas Bogo
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: dottonton like soon. I had to fanatically write it out.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: I can't any of the things that Rose says if
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: I write them down, because I handwrite on my quiz
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: and then I'll type it up and print them out.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Do you print those on like index cards?
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Those a very.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: It looks like she's a talk show host.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Well that's why I started doing it. But I felt
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: that I was wasting them. So then I am re
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: using these and so like then not outside took things
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: are on like other weeks and then yeah, I've used
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: the same like twenty cards for the last several episodes
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: because I feel bad, I just keep pasting new things.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: You can kind of see there's like another thing behind it.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: I don't want to like kill all the trees in
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Portland just like a branch anyway, yeah, just the giving tree.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Why does Blanche cancel her.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Surgery, Gina, Yes, because the doctor asked her out.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right, this is the last question and Josh,
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: this will help you if you come back next week.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: I like to do this now. This is my favorite thing.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: And the girls don't catch on and they don't pay attention,
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: so you might get this point. Tell me the last
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: line of dialogue.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Kristen just said it, John, Josh.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna raise there.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: I was in her corner right until the very end.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: You couldn't have let Josh had that? You fucking bish?
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Did you say no?
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Not me?
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: He can have it?
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: No, it's fine, just.
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she gets aggressive.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: She has a couple arch enemies already, like come on
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: this show to fighter the moron habits.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Cookie.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: My friend is a newscaster up here for our like
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: ABC affiliate channel, and she was like the death fighting
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: her for the They're both competitive. It was honestly scary
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: at times when she was on and I was like,
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: what and West hasn't come back because I think she
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: When I saw so, my friend Wesley and I would
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: both work together for the Alzheimer's Association committee up here.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: We do the walk every year, and I saw her
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: her fundraiser and she was like, I still have to
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: watch Big Daddy's Little Lady and I was like, ma'am,
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: we're almost done with this season. There is no point
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: to go back to like episode six. It's fine, she said,
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: but I gotta come back because I got to kick
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Kristen's ass. I was like, yeah, yeah, all right, well
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: that was that was my quiz.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did I win?
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: I didn't win.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Did Joshuin?
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: I don't think Joshua?
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah win?
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Did God win? I know he buzzed in.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: God did buzz in? That was the first and answered it.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: So let's joining us for her. Yeah, thank you.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: For joining us on this episode. Very special homlumni. All right,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: all right time, yes please. Doctor Gordon W. Taylor was
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: played by Joseph Whipp. You may recognize him from Nightmare
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: on Elm Street and Scream Horror. Jody Price played the nurse.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: She was uncredited. She was on a show called Watch
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Your Mouth, which I do not know. Do you guys
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: know that?
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: No?
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Blanche says her sorority sisters are Scarlett and Melanie, which
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I bet Kristen knows where those are from Gone with
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: the Wind. Those are names of characters are Gone with Them.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Gavin McLeod, which gets mentioned in the episode. And Betty
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: White starred together on Mary Tyler Moore. That's the photo
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: that they say the clash photo. They say, Blanche, that's
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: what it looks like copy.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: He was the anchor, right. Gavin McLeod played the anchor
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: on Mary Tanmore The Like Full of Himself.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: Guy.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: No, I don't remember. But that's funny because he was
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: also the captain on the Love Boat. So it's funny
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: that you said he was the anchor. Was like, no,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: he didn't play the anchor. He was. Some people that
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: got mentioned. Joe Peppatone was a baseball player on the Cubs.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Shelley hack was a actress in Model. She was the
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: face of Revlon Perfume in the seventies and eighties. Fine
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Best Parker was a male actor. We talked about him.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Daniel Boone, Davy Crockett, Stepan fetch It was a vaudeville
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: comedian and one of the first black actors to have
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: a successful film career. Oh, that was not his real name.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: And then they mentioned Miss Marple. She was an Agatha
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Christie detective and I think they made a show called
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: like Miss Marvelous, Miss Marple.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Or something Miss Maisel.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, then I'm done.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: There is a there's some British show about miss Yeah
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: I've heard that.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard the name too.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: I wonder if the Stepenfetchick joke was was partially, like,
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: somehow something that Betty White did, because famously, when Betty
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: White had her own Link TV show in the infancy
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: of TV, they wanted Heart a Fire. She had a
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: black actor that came out and tap danced and saying
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: and she wanted she loved him, and the network was like, yeah,
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: we should probably get like a white guy or whatever,
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: and she was like nope, and she still so she
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: may have been paying homage to that vaudeville person. Are
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: you okay? I'm sorry.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: My husband just texting me that he had to sneak
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: in here and he literally went.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: I just lost it.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: I was like, what is do you like.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: The cartoon like Kronk?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm not laughing about step and Fetched
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: or anyone.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: That's okay. I had a client laugh at my face
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: this week, so I don't mind if you laugh at me.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: It's it's I'm used to it. When I trastled out
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: and went corporate, I began being abused by wealthy people
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: instead of being creative. No it's fine, it's fine, don't
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: be sad.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, she got a degree in fashion, so she
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: could get abused by insurance. That's how life works.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: I was a set I was a set costumer. It's
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: why I noticed the little things like Sophia's chain and
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: ship pisses me off so much. I want to go
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: and like.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Tugget, you're ever near Portland thrower some work. Well, it
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: would be good for her soul.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: No, no, it would be better if he convinced Kevin
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: to make my movie idea instead, Someday should be a
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Freakier High Day or Freaky High Day where it's Jay
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: and the Switch and like Jay can't talk for a
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: whole movie only Kevin. I just think that would be hilarious.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: I mean that's kind of real life.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: I just I think so funny.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: He can't get a word and Kevin doesn't shut the
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: fuck out.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so it already is freaky.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Friend, I guess it's like Friday. Then really, just do
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: the movie Friday.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: You gotta knock the fuck out.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: I mentioned, so we we do this other show with
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: a friend of ours that if you're at all into
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: British like panel game shows, you should definitely check out.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: It's b F y t W. It's very funny. And
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: we were on there and we we had to come
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: up with like a movie plot, like on the seat,
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: like just They were like, hey, what what would you do?
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: What would you remake? And I was like, oh, yeah,
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: I would remake the Lindsay Lohan version of Freaky Friday,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: but I would do it where it was Freaky High
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Day with Kevin and Jay.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: And they were like, well wait.
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: And.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah it does well. So there was a time that
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: this person we knew went up and was like I
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: got this idea, and I was like, there's no way
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: you sold it like I did, Buddy, Like, anyway, that's
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: my story. No one has to give me work. It's fine.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: I made my bed, I lie in it, and it's
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: it's I like my life. What Dorothy the villain?
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's talk about that.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: How is Dorothy the villain and not have ah?
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Life? Is soul crushing on the luni.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: So, first of all, I want to point out that
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: this is the longest silence with a painful stare that
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: I think I've ever seen Dorothy give anyone after the
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Stepenfetchick story, and it was it was quite aggressive, like
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: the stare.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Well, it was a long walk to get there, then
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: the longest walk, such a long Stephen King would be
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: jealous of that long.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: I might say it was a long lonesome highway.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: So now available for nine ninety nine on Amazon.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, get it, get your copy today.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Then she tries to deafen her poor sweet disabled because
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: of the stroke she has brain issues, tries to take
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: her hearing a wish blairs that walkman, it could have
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: killed her. What if she had had a heart attack?
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: What if she had scared her poor mom and she
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: was sitting on a stool eating her fucking little chocolate moose?
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: What if she had fallen on the ground and had
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: a heart attack and was covered in moose, And it
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: would have been the saddest last moments of this proud
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Italian woman from a village.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Well, that was a stretch.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Well, but it was a little bit of a stretch.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I tried. She wasn't really the villain in this one,
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Blanche telling everyone how she was ugly, but they were
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: still uglier. The whole episode made it hard for anyone
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: else to be the villain. But I do think also
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Dorothy was the villain because she had her eyes done,
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: but she still bought that jacket in the beginning that
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: had the like winecloth point in the front.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Didn't she have her earspin back? We heard before?
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The entire episode they talk about that.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: So she also was a fucking liar. She didn't disclose
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: that again at the table. Oh I did a psyche gag?
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Was that the mic dropping?
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: My mic drops? The people at home heard it, they.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Know, Thank you so much. What did you guys think
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: of this episode?
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: It was good.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's the right answer. You can come back again.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Points for it, though, Sorry, I don't have or give
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: me the point because it's not gonna matter anyway.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Josh point.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: We actually didn't even hear the point total because there
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: was no point, right. I think Gina got one or
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: two and I got er.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Did I really?
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: Oh ship well done, Josh one.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Oh you did it.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Good job, Champy and the crowd goes mild.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: I'll send you a screenshot of the questions before.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Screenshot of the prize. This is what you're not getting.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: One of these days, she's gonna do that. She's gonna
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: slip the questions to somebody and not tell me.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: I thought I was going to do it, it would
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: have been him because Josh would have pulled it off. Yeah,
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: oh yeah. I don't want to play poker with Josh
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: because I feel like he has the best like poker
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: face good at poker.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: Pretty good at poker.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, all right, well, hey, so we love you obviously,
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: We've invited you back for next week. Where can other
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: people find you? Like what We're going to share your
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: link tree and post. But like for those people that
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: are listening and want immediate gratification and don't want to
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: read it again.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: I am not yet, but I'm planning on it in
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: the next few months if this next gig doesn't come through.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: So h no, I'm on. I'm at Josh Roush on
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: all of the Instagrams, the twitters, the tiktoks and whatnot.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: And then my website is anti Current dot com A
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: N T I C U R R E N t
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: uh and you can find links to all my work there.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Normally would ask Kristin to go over our socials, but
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: I think we have to unpack exactly what your only
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: fans that you're gonna are you gonna go feet, You're
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: gonna go dirty underwear?
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: Like what do you You know what I don't know
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: enough about the platform? Is dirty underwear an option?
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: What's your best ask?
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all kinds of things are options.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: You have, like a third nipple or anything unique.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: I got some pretty terrible caveman feet, so I mean
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: something got to be into that.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: I call mine hobbit feet because they're just like chubby
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: little Harry.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: I got it for some Fred flintstones.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Nice. Nice, great, Well, we'll keep an eye out for
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: your only fans. But until then we'll we'll go ahead
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: and celebrate you and and and buy your your other
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: merch so you don't have to celebrate your mind.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you. I'm more than my feet.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Apparently he's what we call like a socks on guy,
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: you know, like.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: All right, butterfeet, everything butterfeet.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Somewhere right now, Quentin Tarantino's ears perked up,
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: and he was like, I heard someone talking about feet.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: I should have been on that documentary.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: You missed out, Quentin. What's on you? All?
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Christ? Where can they find us? Oh, there's a squirrel
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: on my balcony. Just to keeping you all abreast of situation.
• 45:44
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• 45:47
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• 45:49
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• 45:52
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• 45:54
  Speaker 1: All we saw was the broom when you moved the camera.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: That's that's a broom for other ride.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Once they grab like four or five peanuts. If it's
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: a day where there's multiple squirrels making the trip, they
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: will grab them and slide out the drainage hole. So
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: because it rains so much hair, if they didn't have it,
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: it would be a tiny pool by the end of winter.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: So he slides out that and then the next one
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: will show up eventually. So he just took his shit
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: and went there was there was no time for me
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: to show you. I'm not a bad host. I'm a
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: bad host.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: When the water freezes, do they put on a little
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: skates skater around out there?
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Yes, I don't know, but they do
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: come in the snow and like look for peanuts. And
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: it's sad for them because I don't typically put as
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: much food out during the winter, like on the ground.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: I just do it up above and so then they're like, hey,
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: bitch face, where are the ground peanuts at today? And
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: I'm like, they're gonna freeze and you'll break your little teeth.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Get really mad and they'll stand with their little fists
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: at their chest at the door, like if there's not food,
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: they'll come and look inside. They let us know when
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: they're hungry. Can we go now? Yeah?
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: When Abby brings us the cheesecake.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: You know, Abby voice in front of people. There you
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: go as it's me, Hi. The cheesecake is in the kitchen,
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: and Josh, here's is in an envelope.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: I hope you're gonna mail it to you? Yeah, you,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: I hope you like cheesecakes. Dog hair in it.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Josh has no idea who Abby is.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: And she's a geriatric dog.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: God, you'll come over here at some point, maybe.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Tiny five pound white fluffball. We call her trash dog.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: She's our producer.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: One to one tooth, all tongue, so much tongue hanging
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: out of her tiny face. All right, let's uh, let's
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: say goodbye bye, bye bye,