Latest / Stugotz and Company / 80's Baseball Names (w/ Stugotz and Hoch)
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- 0:00Speaker 1: With Stu Gotts and Hawkman.
- 0:02Speaker 2: I mean, what the hell working hard this week? Let's
- 0:06Speaker 2: put out another episode.
- 0:07Speaker 1: What do you think? Right?
- 0:09Speaker 3: I'm fine with it. You took the first three days
- 0:11Speaker 3: of the week off. I mean, I mean I needed
- 0:14Speaker 3: to catch my breath. Sorry.
- 0:20Speaker 4: I've said on this podcast before.
- 0:22Speaker 2: One of the things that I enjoy is sometimes a
- 0:24Speaker 2: listener finding something or requesting something that's like a quick hitter,
- 0:29Speaker 2: just like something that really hasn't been referenced ever since
- 0:32Speaker 2: it happened on the air, but they're like, for whatever reason,
- 0:35Speaker 2: they have it or they remember it, and I go
- 0:38Speaker 2: back and find it, and Taylor found one.
- 0:40Speaker 1: This is you.
- 0:41Speaker 3: Dan's off, you're taking calls.
- 0:44Speaker 4: I'm not there either, and someone has a little song
- 0:47Speaker 4: about me.
- 0:49Speaker 3: Let's go to Chris, who's on a mobile phone. Go ahead, Chris, Hey, Stu,
- 0:53Speaker 3: I'm a hawkamaniac.
- 0:54Speaker 5: I get a song for you.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Co Co Cockman ha ca co cock Cockman hawk cock
- 1:03Speaker 2: cock ha cock.
- 1:04Speaker 6: Come on man cock Man.
- 1:10Speaker 5: Hack Man.
- 1:12Speaker 7: You got me hocking and a bleeping' hocking and a
- 1:15Speaker 7: bleeping harkman.
- 1:17Speaker 4: You're funny with that? How far does that call get?
- 1:22Speaker 2: Say on Mike Francessa's show before he hangs up in
- 1:26Speaker 2: just complete disgust.
- 1:29Speaker 3: It doesn't make it to Mike Frances's show. I don't
- 1:32Speaker 3: think unless the caller calls it and lies about what
- 1:34Speaker 3: it is he wants to talk about. Hey, I want
- 1:36Speaker 3: to talk about the Yanks pitching stuff.
- 1:38Speaker 2: The caller gets through the screener by saying, I want
- 1:40Speaker 2: to share a memory with Mike about Ron Gidrey.
- 1:44Speaker 4: Right to the top of the list, Louisiana Lightning.
- 1:47Speaker 3: I mean, that's your count.
- 1:52Speaker 2: I didn't know when I said Ron Guidry. I was like,
- 1:54Speaker 2: Miss Taylor, even gonna know what I'm talking about. He's
- 1:56Speaker 2: wearing a Yankees hat and he lit up when I
- 1:57Speaker 2: said Ron Guidry, Yes.
- 2:00Speaker 1: You can sneak.
- 2:00Speaker 3: You can't sneak Yankees buy me right, Well, especially Gidry.
- 2:04Speaker 3: Gidriy's one of those guys.
- 2:05Speaker 1: Right.
- 2:05Speaker 3: All Yankee fans, regardless of age, they know who Ron
- 2:07Speaker 3: Gidrey is, right.
- 2:08Speaker 1: I mean Gidrey.
- 2:09Speaker 4: Remember Mickey Rivers?
- 2:11Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Chamberless.
- 2:13Speaker 4: H Taylor had an idea. Did you mention this on
- 2:17Speaker 4: your radio show? Taylor had an.
- 2:19Speaker 3: Idea for a great sports chat amongst friends.
- 2:22Speaker 2: You know he's got this Marlins chat yeah, so Taylor's
- 2:26Speaker 2: part of this Marlins chat and they brought me into
- 2:29Speaker 2: it for a half a second and I immediately ejected.
- 2:31Speaker 2: But it's just a bunch of guys that we know,
- 2:34Speaker 2: and I don't know all of them, but guys from
- 2:37Speaker 2: the Levotard Show and from media and whatever. And it's
- 2:41Speaker 2: really it's just a chat group the on the phone.
- 2:45Speaker 2: But you only text about the Marlins, right.
- 2:49Speaker 8: Unfortunately it's it's a baseball chat. But since there's so
- 2:52Speaker 8: many Marlins fans, the conversations are only about the Marlins.
- 2:57Speaker 2: Taylor had this idea the other day, and I would
- 2:59Speaker 2: sign up for I would join this chat in a heartbeat.
- 3:03Speaker 2: He said, how about a chat where you, once a
- 3:07Speaker 2: day are allowed to text to the group a baseball
- 3:11Speaker 2: player from the eighties or the nineties.
- 3:13Speaker 3: Right, And that's it.
- 3:15Speaker 2: And if you text anything else, if you react to
- 3:18Speaker 2: someone else's text anything else.
- 3:22Speaker 4: You get kicked out of the group.
- 3:23Speaker 1: Right.
- 3:24Speaker 2: So, like Friday rolls around, I've got this text chat
- 3:29Speaker 2: with I don't know twenty five guys on it. In
- 3:32Speaker 2: the morning, I text Ralph gar and that's it for
- 3:37Speaker 2: the day. I can't react to any of their texts. Sure,
- 3:40Speaker 2: I can't text anything else until it gets the Saturday
- 3:44Speaker 2: right when I text Eric Sodderholm, I love this idea.
- 3:51Speaker 3: So you just get one text per day, that's it.
- 3:53Speaker 2: And it's got to be a baseball player from the
- 3:55Speaker 2: eighties or nineties, all right, So I wake up one
- 3:57Speaker 2: day and just text out Mickey Tettleton and that's it. Boom,
- 4:00Speaker 2: that's it. You're done for the day and if you
- 4:02Speaker 2: do anything else you get kicked right out of the group.
- 4:04Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 4:05Speaker 8: So then I would just respond to that text and
- 4:06Speaker 8: just be like Steve BALBONI.
- 4:08Speaker 3: Right the group because in on this. Yes, because all
- 4:12Speaker 3: these names make you smile. They do Eighties baseball players
- 4:15Speaker 3: make you smile. I'm with you this chat together, Taylor.
- 4:19Speaker 3: I'm dying to do this chat. Yes, I want it.
- 4:21Speaker 3: Me and howk both want in until we don't want
- 4:23Speaker 3: in after two or three.
- 4:25Speaker 2: Days after I get stumped and I use chet Lemon
- 4:30Speaker 2: two days in a row and take your lumbery.
- 4:37Speaker 4: It's a great idea.
- 4:38Speaker 3: I'm in, Taylor started today.
- 4:40Speaker 4: If you get yeah, I'm in. But I want this
- 4:42Speaker 4: to Who's who of.
- 4:43Speaker 9: Idiots because someone's gonna comment, right, I mean, oh, and
- 4:51Speaker 9: and no mercy in this dojo, right, I mean you
- 4:53Speaker 9: can't come out.
- 4:53Speaker 2: They're not allowed back in. They're blocked, correct, you can't
- 4:58Speaker 2: talk your way back into it.
- 4:59Speaker 4: Like, oh, I've got a good one. Though, I've got
- 5:01Speaker 4: a good one.
- 5:01Speaker 3: I've got to get you know, No, you're out.
- 5:03Speaker 4: That's it.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Yes.
- 5:04Speaker 3: When I when I text that Larry Gera, no one
- 5:07Speaker 3: respond Just be quiet, just enjoy it.
- 5:11Speaker 2: When I misspelled al Rabowski, don't tell me that I
- 5:14Speaker 2: misspelled his name.
- 5:16Speaker 4: You just have to look at it, and you have
- 5:18Speaker 4: to stew what a group text. It's a great group text,
- 5:24Speaker 4: isn't it.
- 5:24Speaker 2: That would immediately go into one of my pinned group texts.
- 5:28Speaker 2: I mean that would replace Jim Rovola. Jim Rovola's on
- 5:31Speaker 2: the outside my group text, and like I don't text
- 5:33Speaker 2: with him enough, Solo, I've got space for a new one.
- 5:36Speaker 1: That's so good.
- 5:37Speaker 3: Who would we invite to this eighties baseball player group text?
- 5:41Speaker 1: Who would be invited? Yeah?
- 5:43Speaker 4: This was like, it's so important to get the right
- 5:45Speaker 4: mix of people.
- 5:46Speaker 8: Yes, Adnan has to be in it.
- 5:48Speaker 3: I think, oh would dominate. Yes, yeah, I.
- 5:52Speaker 8: Think would like it.
- 5:53Speaker 2: I'd like to bring Alison Turner into it, if we
- 5:55Speaker 2: could twist her arm please do. How quickly do you
- 6:00Speaker 2: think she would eject from that that that group with
- 6:06Speaker 2: no explanation as to what we're doing all of a sudden,
- 6:09Speaker 2: She's just getting bombarded each day.
- 6:12Speaker 3: Ron Kittle, Dave Kingman, please include her.
- 6:21Speaker 4: Billy would like it, Billy Gill, Dan would happen to
- 6:29Speaker 4: love that. The old Dan who I knew.
- 6:30Speaker 2: I don't even like it anymore, but back when we
- 6:34Speaker 2: were in college together, Dan would love that idea.
- 6:36Speaker 3: Perhaps you'd like it more without us in the group.
- 6:42Speaker 2: Let's start another chat with Dan where we just text
- 6:47Speaker 2: a name from someone from the show back in our
- 6:52Speaker 2: era who's no longer associated with the show.
- 6:58Speaker 3: Andy King, Right, Steve.
- 7:00Speaker 2: White Rich Eggy, you got that right.
- 7:08Speaker 4: Well, let's grun fast.
- 7:14Speaker 2: Here's a We've had some fun on this podcast with
- 7:18Speaker 2: Stugotts and foot Foot the last couple of episodes.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Uh.
- 7:23Speaker 4: Here's the two thousand and nine Sue Awards.
- 7:27Speaker 2: In two thousand and nine, I created a new category
- 7:31Speaker 2: called Best Stugotts Mispronunciation.
- 7:34Speaker 1: I didn't do it No.
- 7:35Speaker 4: Six, O seven or eight, but by nine we could
- 7:38Speaker 4: ignore this no longer. Right, So here is.
- 7:41Speaker 2: The two thousand and nine nominees for Best Stugotts mispronunciation.
- 7:54Speaker 6: I have been known to miss dis Pronouncifa, kate, a
- 7:56Speaker 6: couple of words here and there. I can't say new killer.
- 8:01Speaker 1: Well.
- 8:01Speaker 6: I've always had a special place in my heart for
- 8:04Speaker 6: Stu Gotts. That guy can't pronounce words either. He's paid
- 8:08Speaker 6: to talk, but he just can't seem to get the
- 8:10Speaker 6: words out. Rat Stu Gotts is an English major, and
- 8:14Speaker 6: I was president. Things are truly crazy in our world.
- 8:18Speaker 6: Now let's do something patriotic. I pledge allegiance to Stug
- 8:21Speaker 6: Gotts in the United States a LeBatard and to the Republic.
- 8:25Speaker 6: Ifact for which bad Radio stands one AM station underperforming
- 8:32Speaker 6: with bad radio and entertainment for no One. Here are
- 8:35Speaker 6: the nominees for Best Stu Gotts Misdispronuncification for the two
- 8:40Speaker 6: thousand and nine Susie Awards.
- 8:47Speaker 10: Two are the nominees for best mispronunciations by Stu Gotts
- 8:52Speaker 10: during the ten Lebatar Show for the two thousand and
- 8:55Speaker 10: nine Suy Awards.
- 8:58Speaker 7: Unparalleled paralled. I'm gonna have trouble saying that word criminal, criminal, escape, escape,
- 9:06Speaker 7: exclamation point. It's an exclamation point. Humongous, humongous, human human.
- 9:15Speaker 7: Alex Rodriguez, Alex Rodney Rodriguez, sales representatives, sales representatives, Ramen Noodles,
- 9:25Speaker 7: Raymond Noodles, registering, registering.
- 9:29Speaker 1: Huge, huge accomplishments.
- 9:32Speaker 3: It's a compliment.
- 9:34Speaker 10: Babysat, babysitting Aaron Andrews for Aaron Andrews. T J.
- 9:40Speaker 1: Hushman, Zata, TJ.
- 9:42Speaker 7: Hushman, Zodi, Humanity, humanity, Santonio Holmes, san Antonio Holmes, remaining
- 9:52Speaker 7: remaining Bert blind leven by eleven.
- 10:00Speaker 10: And those are your nominees for Best Mispronounced Words by
- 10:04Speaker 10: Stut Gotts. Ha's heard on the Time Da Batard Show
- 10:07Speaker 10: for the two thousand and nine SUI Awards.
- 10:12Speaker 2: San Antonio Holmes, Oh my god, that's funny.
- 10:16Speaker 4: That's my career.
- 10:17Speaker 2: It's just anytime he mispronounces something, I'm marking it down
- 10:21Speaker 2: to go find it a year later.
- 10:24Speaker 4: That was an important part of my job.
- 10:27Speaker 2: People out there who are like making sure nuclear plants
- 10:30Speaker 2: are safe.
- 10:31Speaker 4: My I'm like, oh, I think he mispronounced.
- 10:34Speaker 1: Burt bly eleven.
- 10:35Speaker 4: Let me get that for December.
- 10:37Speaker 3: Burt be home by eleven. How about that? That's the
- 10:40Speaker 3: second one today, Stu. San Antonio Holmes.
- 10:45Speaker 8: Now just makes me think of athletes if they were
- 10:47Speaker 8: named after a city in Texas.
- 10:50Speaker 3: Yes, Fort jason Worth, Wow, Fort jason Worth, Dallas Comedies.
- 10:56Speaker 1: How about that? Oh that's a great one.
- 10:58Speaker 4: Yes Austin.
- 11:01Speaker 3: Oh wow, Hey, Alan Houston.
- 11:04Speaker 1: But the.
- 11:07Speaker 4: Put this chat together, Riscoe Jones. It's over.
- 11:14Speaker 1: All right.
- 11:14Speaker 4: Here's one more. These are the twenty ten Suey Awards.
- 11:18Speaker 3: Before you get to that, do you want Allison in
- 11:20Speaker 3: the uh yeah, get hair?
- 11:22Speaker 2: Get her in the Texas city name athletes said chat?
- 11:25Speaker 1: As well?
- 11:30Speaker 2: This is the twenty ten Suey Awards for Best Stu
- 11:35Speaker 2: Gotts Mispronunciation.
- 11:45Speaker 5: Meanwhile, after six years of doing a radio show, Stugotts
- 11:50Speaker 5: still can't talk properly. Later, back at headquarters, everyone takes
- 11:56Speaker 5: notes when Stu Gott's mispronounces or flips another words mean
- 12:00Speaker 5: will I enjoy saying clubs? Meanwhile, here are the nominees
- 12:08Speaker 5: for best do Goot's mispronunciation has heard on The Dan
- 12:12Speaker 5: LeBatard Show for the twenty ten SUI Awards. Swe Here
- 12:25Speaker 5: are the nominees for best Stu Got's mispronunciation has heard
- 12:30Speaker 5: on The Tan LeBatard Show for the two thousand and
- 12:33Speaker 5: ten SUIE Awards.
- 12:35Speaker 3: February February. Foot fault, foot call of foot foot of
- 12:40Speaker 3: fal cult.
- 12:41Speaker 7: Friends, friends, Jabriel Wilson, Jabbil Wilson, Gillespie, GILLAPSI SA.
- 12:49Speaker 3: You say his name, Gillespie. That will be next year,
- 12:52Speaker 3: so we mispronunciation.
- 12:53Speaker 7: Arthur Fonzarelli, Henry Fondarelli, human humor, humor, Jimbo Fisher, Jimbo Fisher, lightsabers, lightsabers,
- 13:05Speaker 7: Mike Shanahan, Mike Shanahan, mirror, mirror open, open, Piolo, stubborn, stubborn, temporarily, temporarily,
- 13:19Speaker 7: temporarily again, temporary toll free.
- 13:23Speaker 3: Toll flee toll free.
- 13:24Speaker 7: Excuse me, Abu, Dabby Abby, Dabby, Beef, Jerky Beef, Jerky Beastley, Beatley,
- 13:32Speaker 7: Bruce Pearl, Bruce Peril, Chad Henny, Chad Henny Company, Compy
- 13:39Speaker 7: digestion digestion figures, figures, grid iron, grid Iron monitoring, monitoring,
- 13:47Speaker 7: monitoring original original Rachel, you could tell Rachel, mutual girl whatever,
- 13:54Speaker 7: Randy Shannon, Randy Shining, Rationalization, rationalization, recovery, recovery, risk risks,
- 14:04Speaker 7: spoiler alert, spoiler alert, Sorry, but.
- 14:09Speaker 1: Told Vazella We're back.
- 14:15Speaker 3: We're back. Excuse me? Right after this.
- 14:23Speaker 10: And those are your nominatings from past? Stu Goat's mispronunciation
- 14:28Speaker 10: has heard on the Tian Levatade Show for the two
- 14:31Speaker 10: thousand and ten SUI Awards.
- 14:34Speaker 1: Yes man.
- 14:43Speaker 11: H sweating, Oh god goodness, I've been thinking about uh
- 14:51Speaker 11: Texas City the entire talk.
- 14:56Speaker 1: Urban Friar right one.
- 15:04Speaker 3: I'm surprised you didn't go. I lost it. I mean,
- 15:07Speaker 3: oh good one.
- 15:09Speaker 2: Kevin trying to think of somebody for Plano Plano, Texas.
- 15:14Speaker 3: I was trying to think of someone from uh Amarillo
- 15:17Speaker 3: m m yes and Uh. I thought there was a
- 15:20Speaker 3: lou Amarillo.
- 15:23Speaker 2: There's like a lou Ammaruno. It was like, which would
- 15:27Speaker 2: have made me laugh if if you said lou Amaruno.
- 15:32Speaker 3: It's I don't know how to pronounce it, since we're
- 15:35Speaker 3: doing pronounce Lou Lamarillo.
- 15:39Speaker 1: I think.
- 15:40Speaker 4: But that next year's UH with stupats and hockeys.
- 15:47Speaker 1: We gotta go.
- 15:48Speaker 4: I gotta get out of here.
- 15:50Speaker 1: Thanks, get out of here. What a fun episode.
- 15:52Speaker 2: If you haven't uh subscribed to our podcast yet, please
- 15:55Speaker 2: do so and rate it on your favorite podcast platform.
- 16:00Speaker 2: If you want to request anything on this pod, just
- 16:03Speaker 2: dm me Radio Mark Hawkman on Instagram. Stu Gott tests
- 16:06Speaker 2: to do three athlete nicknames to end the podcast. I'll
- 16:09Speaker 2: try to make some easy ones today. Vinnie Johnson, Microwave,
- 16:14Speaker 2: Lloyd Free, World B, World be Free and actually ended
- 16:20Speaker 2: up changing his name Legalless to World B Free.
- 16:23Speaker 1: Great name.
- 16:23Speaker 2: And how about Darryl Dawkins Chocolate Thunder, Chocolate Thunder.
- 16:33Speaker 1: Yes there you go.
- 16:35Speaker 2: All right, I will talk to you guys on the
- 16:37Speaker 2: Baseball Chat later on this end.
- 16:41Speaker 3: I can't wait to say hi to Allison.
- 16:44Speaker 1: You got kicked out? If you do.
- 16:48Speaker 3: Oh, I can't
- 16:53Speaker 1: With Stu Gotts and Hawkman