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You Say Pod, I Say How High? Ft. Nick Murphy | Son of a Boy Dad #404 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 4: Yeah alrighty, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 4: Dad podcast. It is Memorial Days. It is May twenty fifth,
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  Speaker 4: one fifteen pm. We're joined by Nick Murphy, returning guests.
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  Speaker 5: It's an honor. How's it going. It's an honor to
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  Speaker 5: be back, vetteran Nick Murphy, thank you, guys, father of
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  Speaker 5: Alex Cooper's child. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I appreciate It's been
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  Speaker 5: on the pod more than anybody.
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  Speaker 4: I think at this point, I think I'm breaking the record. Yeah, today, definitely.
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  Speaker 5: I saw the clip of you guys in the McCusker
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  Speaker 5: and you guys were debating he's been on three times,
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  Speaker 5: I know. And I saw that and I was like,
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  Speaker 5: we're gonna have to break that O. I text you
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  Speaker 5: immediately and then you were like, we're fishing, we can't
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  Speaker 5: do it. And I'm like, God, damn it. Now. Could
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  Speaker 5: you argue it's because I'm the most available guest?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I would have thought of that.
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  Speaker 1: If you didn't just say that.
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  Speaker 5: You guys say pod, I say, how high. It's It's
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  Speaker 5: an honor, dude. I love coming on here with you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what have you been up to?
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  Speaker 5: Brother? Doing a little bit of this, a little bit
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  Speaker 5: of that, and moved to Austin. Really you're with those guys?
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  Speaker 5: Sell out? Yea? I wish man, I wish I was
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  Speaker 5: sell it out now? Is it?
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  Speaker 1: Is it everything that they make it make it out
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  Speaker 1: to be. I feel like moving there in the summertime
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  Speaker 1: is a wild movie.
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  Speaker 5: I think people think it's it's hotter than it is
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  Speaker 5: due I don't know. Is it worse than Atlanta for heat? Probably? Well,
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  Speaker 5: it's different. Atlanta's more humid. That's what people freak out
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  Speaker 5: about it, you know, But I think it's fine. We've
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  Speaker 5: actually had more snow. It's snowed a couple of days
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  Speaker 5: in Texas. Yea, and everybody that stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, that ship was I was out there that
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  Speaker 4: was in Dallas for that.
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  Speaker 5: That was crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know what it is. That bad? Good?
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  Speaker 5: That was not good? Right?
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  Speaker 1: I heard people I saw an internet movement disparaging Atlanta.
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  Speaker 1: Uh no, one not one week ago? Yeah, not not
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  Speaker 1: seven days ago. There's Matt Rife again doesn't live in
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  Speaker 1: like fucking island or Yeah, he has like a thousand
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  Speaker 1: acres in road.
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  Speaker 5: Like the Conjuring house, he just owns the state. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I saw that thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the house where the Conjuring takes place island, he
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  Speaker 4: bought it, but that's not where he lives.
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  Speaker 5: He has a house with would be crazy if he
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  Speaker 5: lived there.
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  Speaker 4: You would have to assume he made some sort of
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  Speaker 4: deal with the devil. Sure, yeah, you got to live
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  Speaker 4: in this house, but you'll be able to sell out
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  Speaker 4: State'll be.
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  Speaker 5: The hottest guy a lot. Would you guys do that forever?
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  Speaker 5: I think I would do that. Ship not do that.
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  Speaker 5: Have you ever seen The Conjuring? No? Yeah, is it spooky?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 5: I think it's probab Maybe that's the last question they asked, like,
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  Speaker 5: have you seen the movies? Like, No, just sleep there,
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  Speaker 5: it's great. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: The Conjuring, I think is for me out. It's top
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  Speaker 4: top three horror movies over seen.
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  Speaker 5: What's the what's the premise?
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  Speaker 4: It's this premise of it walking through the movie horror
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  Speaker 4: movie where they move into a house and they're like,
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  Speaker 4: this is a great house, and then they're like, uh.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it turns out it's not so great.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, after all, turns out the clocks stop at the
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  Speaker 4: same time. Every night and then demons come out of
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  Speaker 4: the walls.
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  Speaker 5: Also, demons maybe kill my family?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, is that what the demons do?
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  Speaker 5: I guess that's pretty much one of them. It does.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the dad, like the dad tries to kill the
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  Speaker 4: whole family at the end.
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  Speaker 5: It's the Ryan Reynolds one. I don't I don't think
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  Speaker 5: Ryan Reynolds is not in a conjuring, but it's a
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  Speaker 5: different one. There's a lot of them, There's a lot. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: What do they say about Atlanta? Who's treed? They said
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  Speaker 5: it was uh, they said it's the woods. The woods.
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  Speaker 5: They said that the entire foo it's inside the woods.
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  Speaker 5: I saw that too. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you take a picture from above Atlanta, it's
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  Speaker 1: actually just the You're just in the fucking forest.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, thatsult got your ass.
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  Speaker 4: I will say I was just in Atlanta for like that.
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  Speaker 4: I've been to Atlanta so many times times. This was
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  Speaker 4: definitely the worst place I've stayed in in Atlanta.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it was. It was a little bit of it.
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  Speaker 5: Was it the woods? Was it a carved out tree?
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  Speaker 4: No, it wasn't the woods. Actually, our house was kind
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  Speaker 4: of in the woods. It was in like a very
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  Speaker 4: suburban area, very nice house, but the area surrounding it
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  Speaker 4: was worrysome just.
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  Speaker 5: Too many, too many woods, too many woods exactly. Well,
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  Speaker 5: there's worse stuff you can get in Atlanta in the
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  Speaker 5: woods and can get crimes and gunshots. Yeah, backwoods, and
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  Speaker 5: most people want to be near the woods. But that
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  Speaker 5: kind of is what it is. It's a it's a
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  Speaker 5: big city and then you go out and it's just
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  Speaker 5: the rest is just Georgia.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I didn't realize that the Interstates and
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  Speaker 4: all that were created specifically for segregating the city.
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  Speaker 5: Is that so? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I read a whole article about it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, let's take quick commercial break. Let me google some
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  Speaker 5: of that.
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  Speaker 1: How fucking pissed did you get when you heard about that?
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  Speaker 4: Fear I tried to take down the interstates myself.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there with signs.
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  Speaker 1: About the interstate damn Austin, Texas.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Is it? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Has it proven to be fruitful? Stand up wise?
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  Speaker 5: I think it's great. There's a lot, there's a ton
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  Speaker 5: of stage time, and I mean, from what you were
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  Speaker 5: saying earlier, like everybody thinks it's all Mothership and Joe Rogan,
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  Speaker 5: there's like eight other clubs there. Yeah, I was not
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  Speaker 5: aware of before I move there. Bar shows all kind
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  Speaker 5: of you get on stage a lot close to here,
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  Speaker 5: I think, maybe not quite that much, but pretty close.
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  Speaker 5: And you don't have to get on the train. Everything's
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  Speaker 5: right next to each other. You got a car out there,
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  Speaker 5: I do. That's huge. Yeah, yeah, but you don't have
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  Speaker 5: to drive. Once you get downtown, you get on it.
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  Speaker 5: You just can walk around. They got those line skooters, which.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, all the clubs are right next to each other,
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  Speaker 4: which is cool. Yeah, like very close exactly. Those scooters
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  Speaker 4: are a hazard.
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  Speaker 5: Though. They're a hazard, and it's it's On the one hand,
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  Speaker 5: I can't believe people get hit on them, like it's
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  Speaker 5: so easy. Well, these got these comics, aren't athletes. Just
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  Speaker 5: bend your knees take the hit. On the other hand,
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  Speaker 5: on the other hand, I'm one gay slur out of
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  Speaker 5: somebody's car away from never using them again. If I'm
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  Speaker 5: on one, I'm just saying if someone did, oh you're right,
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  Speaker 5: this is gay. I don't know what I'm doing, man,
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  Speaker 5: I just happened all that.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like that was like my whole childhood was
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  Speaker 4: like biking in the group of kids, pulling over and
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  Speaker 4: being like.
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  Speaker 5: God, that's all it takes you never bike for six months? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I guess, I guess I will. Yeah. I kind of
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  Speaker 5: feel like the word fagot has to be like a
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  Speaker 5: little bit diluted in Austin though, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 5: You're here, Yeah, you gotta come up with somebody. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I just called someone in the front road that last night.
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  Speaker 5: I'm saying this while I'm on my scooter. Yeah, like
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  Speaker 5: we are.
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  Speaker 1: We are a little bit like thirsty for a fresh slur.
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  Speaker 1: As slurs have have been reintroduced into polite society.
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  Speaker 5: Let's make going up right now, let's do it.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, for the lime scooter, there's got to be
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  Speaker 4: just an arsenal of slurs that you use.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the ursler, the f slur, like, I
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  Speaker 1: think all of that is just like it does.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't really hit the same. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Did they ever try to have the scooters here or No?
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  Speaker 4: Never even attempted city bike It's a city bike town.
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  Speaker 5: City bike stuff. But the scooters are nice.
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  Speaker 1: But I think you can't have both in the city.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that. I think that there are cities
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  Speaker 1: that have city bikes in their cities that have scooters.
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  Speaker 1: Can you think of a city that has been think
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  Speaker 1: Austin has bikes, not city bikes.
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  Speaker 5: They do, they got them right, there's like lime bikes.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if we have like city bikes actually
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  Speaker 5: segregation all over. Yeah, that's nasty, but it's an honor
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  Speaker 5: to be back. Dude. Clips. You guys have Jason Williams
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  Speaker 5: on the goddamn now.
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  Speaker 4: I know we were talking a lot of it going
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  Speaker 4: on with.
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  Speaker 5: Him this week.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Tyler field man with the softball softball stuff.
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  Speaker 5: They hit his daughter five times. Yeah, man, that's legendary status.
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  Speaker 5: They're just like the coach being like hit her again. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: go fucking smoke or again. So did he did he
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  Speaker 5: say anything like is he on public with anything?
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  Speaker 1: He was like screaming at them, and he got kicked
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  Speaker 1: out of the state. He got kicked out of the
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  Speaker 1: stadium being mad that they were hitting his daughter.
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  Speaker 5: Oh I love that softball. That's great. Does it hurt
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  Speaker 5: getting hit with softball like that? It is funny to
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  Speaker 5: get hit with something underhanded. Yeah, it can't be that bad.
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  Speaker 5: It's a girl and all that stuff. Ball it is
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  Speaker 5: called a softball. Yeah, that's true. That shit cannot be
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  Speaker 5: that bad. But and it's always.
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  Speaker 4: Five times though, especially if it's the same spot every time,
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  Speaker 4: it's just.
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  Speaker 5: Takes it on the knee again. God damn it.
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  Speaker 1: But he went to Florida and he was just like
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  Speaker 1: gator chomping at them, ironically, just trying to embarrass them.
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  Speaker 1: He's just a psycho Like I don't even think that
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  Speaker 1: any of that. Like he's not using it for content
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  Speaker 1: or doing it for content, Like he's just being like
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  Speaker 1: a psycho protective dad, which I kind of. I'll watch
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  Speaker 1: viral videos of people being psycho dads at little league
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  Speaker 1: games and I'm like, that's a bad look. But then
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  Speaker 1: i see him doing it, and I'm like, I'm with him.
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  Speaker 4: She's in like college, right, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like, you don't just start doing that.
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  Speaker 4: That is true. Yeah, he's definitely been doing that forever.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you also have an argument if they're hitting your.
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  Speaker 4: Daughter five Yeah, but when did he start losing it
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  Speaker 4: after like the.
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  Speaker 5: Thought that's funny, He's like, all right, we're cool now,
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  Speaker 5: and then flour he's like standing up.
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  Speaker 1: But I think that the coach of Florida is actually
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  Speaker 1: a bad guy, not only because five times. Jason Williams
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  Speaker 1: also posted a picture of him shoving a college girl.
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  Speaker 1: Really what, he shoved a girl because she wouldn't shake
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  Speaker 1: his hand in the line, so.
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  Speaker 5: He shoved her post game.
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  Speaker 1: This is postgame. And then they wouldn't shake hands after
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  Speaker 1: the game. But they plunked five times, and then he wouldn't. Like,
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  Speaker 1: if you hit the other team five times, you can't
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  Speaker 1: refuse to shake their hands.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's like they have the right to refuse you.
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  Speaker 5: You don't.
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  Speaker 1: You can't be like, no, we're not shaking their hands.
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  Speaker 5: They did out there. Yeah, they just got to hit
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  Speaker 5: five times. Five times is insane. They were doing that.
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  Speaker 1: She a beast, just twenty four dingers this year, she's
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  Speaker 1: hitting like four forty.
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  Speaker 5: So did she get just five times? Somebody?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's when I'm so, did she get walked five?
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  Speaker 5: She got walked five times?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, she took base five times.
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  Speaker 5: Well, she got hit though, but it was it's not
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  Speaker 5: an intentional wall.
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  Speaker 1: It's a three game series. It was a three game
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  Speaker 1: series where she got hit five times.
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  Speaker 5: Oh oh, I thought it was like five at bats
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  Speaker 5: in a row. Yeah, yeah, that would I won't hit
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  Speaker 5: me again.
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  Speaker 1: Surely they're not about to fucking plunk me because.
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  Speaker 5: At a certain point, doesn't the picture get thrown out? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you'd have to.
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  Speaker 4: They don't just let you just hit someone five times
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  Speaker 4: in a row.
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  Speaker 5: I've always thought that it's like unless Jason Williams Dog
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  Speaker 5: and the umpire. Yeah, I'm like, all right, do it
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  Speaker 5: again one more time he's called strikes, she gets hit.
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  Speaker 5: I always thought, there it is.
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  Speaker 1: That's him like celebrating with the team out the dude.
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  Speaker 5: Love that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So they won, Yeah, they won the last game of
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  Speaker 1: I think they like nine run ruled them.
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  Speaker 5: Damn, they smoked them random out of the building. They
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  Speaker 5: were old people shout out, dude.
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  Speaker 4: That was this is sixteen to seven.
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  Speaker 5: I think you guys have the footage now we can
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  Speaker 5: watch this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it is nice. We've stepped up over here.
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  Speaker 5: You guys are like, this is TV, dude. I know,
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  Speaker 5: I listen, man, and I don't want to do a
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  Speaker 5: glaze fest here. I didn't know you're fucking wrap battle
• 12:19
  Speaker 5: God over here. Oh yeah yeah a little while ago,
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  Speaker 5: and then I see it's going off on kaysonat not stuttering,
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  Speaker 5: not stumbling. It's very impressive.
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  Speaker 1: It gets me literally nothing.
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  Speaker 5: I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I retired right after as actually getting credit from you
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  Speaker 1: is the is the most that I've got from it,
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  Speaker 1: so I will take that.
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  Speaker 5: All right, Well then it does mean nothing getting nothing
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  Speaker 5: for you.
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  Speaker 1: But I thought that it was going to be like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was like this version of going on
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  Speaker 1: like David Letterman, Like I thought it was like the
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: modern version, like right moment for like my future, and
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: like it happened that maybe like Tyler was there. It
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: happened at like five am, like like nothing happened. It
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: was like basically like like when infomercials come on regular TV.
• 13:10
  Speaker 5: You're jewelry lady.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was a sham wow, guys.
• 13:15
  Speaker 4: Like let's get back to the fireworks in the house
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  Speaker 4: and splow up the house again, please.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, like Skydove that day like live on TV,
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  Speaker 1: and I was just like, oh, like this isn't like
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  Speaker 1: close to the biggest thing that's happened.
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  Speaker 5: Next, we have a guy bringing a ferret onto the show.
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  Speaker 5: He's going to show you what that's like. Yeah, you're
• 13:33
  Speaker 5: the pet guy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's crazy because he was in the middle of
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  Speaker 4: like a like a like a month long stream.
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  Speaker 5: That's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: I had two minutes of his like month long stream
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  Speaker 1: of his one hundred thousand minutes of programming. I have
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  Speaker 1: two minutes of it. I was like, this is about
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: to change everything.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, Lebron. Yeah. The next day in the waiting room, well,
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  Speaker 5: somebody who's done the Tonight Show and is still not
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  Speaker 5: famous at all. I've been there, brother, I forgot that
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  Speaker 5: you just did the Tonight I was on there with
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  Speaker 5: Julius Randall, and people were way more excited to hear
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  Speaker 5: him talk about swimming with sharks to see me do
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  Speaker 5: five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: That was his story. Yeah, swimming with sharks. That sharks
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  Speaker 1: pretty cool.
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  Speaker 5: See you already hyped about that. Yeah, I'm already on that.
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  Speaker 5: I just said that.
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  Speaker 1: I was wait, Julius Randy, did you meet him at
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  Speaker 1: all time?
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  Speaker 3: I did?
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  Speaker 5: He was very cool. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like one of my all time favorite players.
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  Speaker 1: I was like none about him back at Kentucky.
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  Speaker 5: But I heard that he's surly. I heard that he's
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: like a little bit of a tough teammate. Would I mean, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I think that's the rat. But he's a very nice guy.
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: If you're, you know, not playing basketball with or against him, yeah,
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: I shook his head. I just said, how do you
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: guard he's at gargantuan human being. Yeah, so I was
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: just like, how do you guard you? And he laughed
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: at that, and it turns out he just back off him,
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: you know, not just kidding. I'm sorry. That was neither
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: here nor there.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's so fucking sick. What was the like that
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: must have been one of the most nerve wracket moments
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: of your career.
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you do feel the moment for sure, when he's
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: like saying your name and you're like, oh, shite on TV,
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: this is a big deal. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: And it's also like, isn't it like in the middle
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: of the day when you do it?
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you'd go up at like six pm, five pm
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: because it doesn't air obviously until late.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: It's in the city though, it's in New York.
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah rock yeah. Yeah. So you rehearse it in
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: front of just the camera crew. Oh really, it's like
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: seven dudes. Did they give you anything? And you have
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: to do your set, you to do the whole thing. Yeah.
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: But when people were making it like it was gonna
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: be this weird thing, but they're actually they were hamming
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: it up, like they were laughing at all the right places,
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: and it's like I've been doing this long enough. I've
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: done shows with.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: Less yeah, with less steaks and earlier in the day, earlier.
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. Seven's not a bad crowd. Yeah, man. And
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: they were great, they were laughing and everything, and then
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: the set, the roots were sick. I got to meet
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: quest Love and Black Thought, Oh you met him? Yeah,
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: right before you go up. Black Thought was giving me
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: some shit because I rehearsed in my I was just
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: wearing a WrestleMania T shirt and I was waiting on
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: them to press my jacket, and so I had my
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: dress shoes. You have to wear your dress shoes so
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: they know how you're gonna walk when you get out there.
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: What does that mean? What do you mean? How are
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: you gonna walk? How would you walk different in dress shoes?
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Like, what do you get like tap dancing out there?
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: Well, apparently somebody went on with like sneakers and then
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: wore some brand new shoes when they actually did their set,
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: and they were like duck walking out there, and it
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: fucked with the camera or something. So from now from
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: here on out, everyone has to rehearse in their dress shoes.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: So anyway, I was just wearing dress shoes and a wrestlemate.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: I look ridiculous. Yeah, and Black Thought came up to
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: give me some shit about that. And he was wearing
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: a coat I've told people that looked like it was
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: made out of an animal that doesn't exist. That's how
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: wealthy you know this guy is. Yeah, what a fucking legend.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: So he was like, you're wearing that when you go
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: out there like giving me shit? Yeah, So I touched
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: his coat.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: I thought I was gonna get one of these big
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: laugh out of black clot big risk.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: Don't ever do that, don't ever touch it for it.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: I went for I thought I was gonna get one
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: of these big laugh out of Black Thought.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: That. That made me relax a little bit.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: That's pretty my all time favorite rapper.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: And uh and he's great.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Sass makes fun of BT and Sass makes fun of
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: me for it. He's like, that's my dad's favorite rapper.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my dad's a big Black Thought. Yeah, I thought
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: that he was. I thought, I don't know, I don't
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: know if that was a good My boss is a
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: big Black Thought guy. That's the name of the episode
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: right there. I just thought that.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think that he's just like a classic
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: awesome rapper. Yeah, I agree, it deserves to be disparaged.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: No, I agree, great guy.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: You're never going to get the Tonight show.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: Now, great jacket too.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: You're never gonna get Colbert either.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: Probably not, but it's all right. I'll be fine.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: No Colbert shows off the air, that's right. Oh they
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: canceled him. You didn't even know that. I got the
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: joke he was. Yeah, yeah, Colbert's thought Colbert. That was Kimmel,
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: the one that they canceled him brought back. Yes, they
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: brought him back. Colbert didn't brought back.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you didn't have an active beef with Donald. Well,
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: I guess everybody has. People think he was waiting around
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: after Kimmel got brought back.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: They're bringing us back to just checking his phone updating
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: it's coming man.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Like he started a public access show the day after
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: he gone really yeah, but I think they're trying to
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: take that off the air. Oh, no episode, even though
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: he's paying for the airtime.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's brutal.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like eminem monitors, I saw that this was tough.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: This is real. He throws him in the dumpsters. Yeah, yeah,
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: that's so sick. When was this that's the president? Guy,
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: This is on the last show.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this was the last episode. No, it wasn't, No,
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: it wasn't and then they canceled the show.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I saw people disparaging how many people were on the crew.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: That was insane.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: I saw that too, like people at Barstool tweeting that
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: are they fucking stupid? People being like who was the
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Luke Bluntman say. He tweeted and he was like, yeah,
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: we're go actually going live for after Dark this week
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: with five people.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: And it's like yeah, no, yeah.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: And that's what it looks like. It looks like you're
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: going live with five people. There's a TV this is
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: on television.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: They need one hundred cameramen to laugh at the.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: I don't think.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: I think there's a massive match. Like if you do,
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: like if you do like Surviving Barstool or you do
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: like one of the Barstool shows where there's like a
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: like they have like a massive budget, That's what it
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: looks like.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: And that's what it was.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Two hundred people were driving Barstool. There were like, yeah,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: there's one hundred people working.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a big difference between like a podcast and
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: a network television show.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there are a lot more.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Bodies people being like part of my take. Does it
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: with just twelve guys, it's all that's needed. It's like, yeah,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: they're like filming it on their phone. It doesn't take
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: that deep of a production.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fucking ridiculously dumb.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: I just don't think it's like a new thing that
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: a lot of people work on TV S shows. And
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: maybe that's like the downfall of the industry that you
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: can make stuff more low fi. But it's also there's
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: like unions and like lighting.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: And everybody's watching all these streamers.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: But dude, fucking State Kysatt has a hundred thousand people working.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: There's like there was probably one hundred and fifty security guys.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Like there would just be a security guy that passes
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: you off to another security guy.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's all low level security guys. Even in stand
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: up dude, people are walking into shows with like ten
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: person chemicals and you're like, oh, I see why you
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: have a million followers.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah that shits. It's a little frustrating, But I don't
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: have that.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah you do. I don't have that. You do see that?
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And then you're like, why is this person selling
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: out theaters?
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: Oh? They post ten reels a day on the Instagram.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: They just flood the ground, flood the algorithm. So they're
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: trying it over the head.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're spending every dollar.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: But that put in a difference. Like I said, yeah,
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: did the Tonight Show? It doesn't really, I mean, it's sick.
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: It's alright, credit and I love that I did it,
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: but uh yeah, I don't have a million followers after
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: doing that.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah now yeah, wait, So this is for comparison. Part
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: of my Take does around one hundred and fifty episodes
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: a year. They have probably another one hundred pieces of content.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: They have six or so team members outside of Big
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Cat PFT Hank, and they travel all the time.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: Dave has three I think, what's.
• 21:23
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• 21:25
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• 21:26
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• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Dave is not putting out a network television show every day.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Dave doesn't care, Like what is lighting looks like?
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: No, No, are they arguing that it needs more as
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: that what they're saying.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: No, they're arguing that the the there's like a barstool
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: bubble of people that work at barstool who are convinced
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: that everyone else needs to live the exact same way
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: that barstool operates. I see, which like I get what
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: they're saying to an extent, Like obviously, like yeah, PMT
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: does better than this show and they have way less producers,
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: but they also need way less producers. They don't have
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: like wardrobe and makeup that they have to do before
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: going on camera.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: Right, you guys didn't touch me up before I come on? Exactly.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: There's a lot more moving parts on NBC than there are.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: And it's also like the landscape of how things are
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: is changing.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: This is like a legacy show and like on TV shows,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: everybody used to wear like suits and like exactly like
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: shoe like shiny shoes that click and he clecked when
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: you walk out, and like you don't see that anymore.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and like it is changing. Like you turn on
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: Sports Center.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I was watching Sports Center this weekend, Like it is
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: kind of like goofy that all the Sports Center anchors
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: are wearing suits. Yeah, so that kind of looks fucking dumb,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Like maybe they shouldn't be wearing WrestleMania.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: Shirts, but like they don't have to be wearing like full,
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: like three piece suits. So you guys are saying, though,
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: that's a reasonable staff for that. I don't know.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: I mean I think like you're not surprised by it.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: I'm not surprised by that at all.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Like if they would have cut some those people, it
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: might still be on the air. I think they were
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: losing a lot of money actually was a big reason
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: why they yeah toast but yeah, it.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Was like what forty forty MILLI year or something.
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: They were losing something I saw something like that.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: I mean, I would guess everyone in that photo is
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: probably making like a grand a week and then there's
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: probably like two guys that are making like twenty mili
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: each a year.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Stephen Colbert is just eating like a bowl of
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: gold chips.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's google more health down bad. Stephen Colberer is
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: a good Catholic boy, like a bear. Forty mili, dude.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Forty MILLI year or that's how much he was.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: Making Losing It's a lot show.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: I mean, I mean the they like, Yeah, I just
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: feel like it's also if you have like a live crowd,
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: that's a lot of shit that goes into it too.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: I gotta have everyone, Like I remember going to SNL
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: and it's like they have like there's just like handlers
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: everywhere to make sure you don't like do something retarded
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: rush the stage exactly.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: Tackle. Yeah, but SNL is like this has to be.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: More people than that, probably, Yeah.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: And insane And that's one one show a week for
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: like twenty weeks a year. Yeah, it's not that insane.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: The dream's dead and everything's changing.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: It's just something your fans are going to get hype
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: about in the depths of the Lake show cancelation.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know if our fans are going to care
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: about it.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: Hopefully they care about it.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Was just like a weirdly big barstool topic because everyone
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: was tweeting about it.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: The staff size, I don't know.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: But also it's like, bro, there's like, we have like
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: five hundred employees in our school, Like what are we
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: talking about?
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys are the only ones in this building
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: right now, exactly coming in on the off day National Hall.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: They still work and put us on front treat like that.
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: Not a single person in the office of ghost.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: I was watching A Band of Brothers all morning. Yeah,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: watched watch a.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Couple and not the whole thing, but yeah, I'm familiar.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: You gotta go watch the whole thing, all right. I
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: would say that's probably my favorite show ever.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: It's great.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: It's so good.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Honestly though, I had to throw on the subtitles for
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: what bandon Brothers?
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: What the sound mixing is? Ass?
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Really, it's just all fucking like.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Are you sure that's not just your home set up?
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: My home setup?
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: It might be asked as well, I'm thinking might need
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: a tuning.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: Run's watching like, oh, there's our gunshots. I didn't know
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: until I read it. I can't tell who's on what side.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: Oh my God, is he dead? Who's the good guys?
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Whoa know?
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: My home setup is uh it is absolute bullshit because uh,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: no soundbar. I have the soundbar, but it's like it's.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: You must not have it on cinema mode. No, it's embarrassing.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: It's like tuck behind the fucking it's muffled front console.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: It's muffled because my wife doesn't look like it looks esthetically.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Why don't you guys get it mounted because she doesn't
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: like how it looks aesthetically.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: I'm not master of my domain to the ladies.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like if you just mounted it like right below
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: the TV, you wouldn't even be able to know.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: That's where it was.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: And fucking she she obviously won this artist starting the
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: fight over. Yes, I know it was gunshots in my house.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: What about like just tucking it behind the TV, but
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: mounting it?
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: It is the TV's it's a frame TV. It's the
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: TV's flushed to the wall behind the TV to watch it.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: My house is aesthetically and it has either two towers,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: but the towers are like on the ground behind the
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: towers aren't doing ship. They're not doing ship.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: It's muffled.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: You should just get a good pair of like earbuds,
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: her like head for like wire like Bluetooth.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: I see the gear st that's just gonna figure out
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: how to ruin your better.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: He's gonna because you have such an audio file if
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: you come come through and try to mess with it
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: and see if you can do anything. But I guarantee
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: there's nothing that you could do. I think that wouldn't
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: be aesthetic arguments.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: You just got to get the head I think headphone
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: like a good headset. You're just watching TV with headphones on.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: I think that's the play.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I know people that did that when they when they
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: had kids that like for the first year, they just
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: watched everything on.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: Uh with headphones. Yeah, that's insane. Though, kid is screaming
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: in the other room, just locked in. I watched. You
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: gotta explain that to a doctor later, why your kid
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: has pneumoniad.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: I was locked in, No, it's canceling headphones on, watching
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: fucking war footage.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I was on solo dad duty this entire weekend. It
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: was fucking insane. My wife was at a bachelorette party,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: so it was just me, the two kids, and the
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: fucking dogs, and I'm doing every diaper change every blowout,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: every fucking pissed themselves, every sick in the middle of
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: the night, just completely solo. Uh, but every like I
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: got them. They're in like one year old clothes. Now
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: every pair of clothes that they have there's like new
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: shipment of clothes. There's a tag on the collar that
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: says like not safe around fires, and it's like, no
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: ship dude, I wasn't gonna like try to put out
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: a fire with my kids clothes.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: But that means that something happens to put that on
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: every morning label every everything there was a loss of
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: some guy was like, oh, I'll throw my kid on this.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: That was the flame.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Stop dropping and rolling a fire with my fucking kids closed.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: I mean, it kind of makes me think that those
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: are just those those that clothes they might just go
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: up quick, yeah, but like it might be like not
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: even like you can't even be around a fire.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: Building. I was combusting in the other room the fu
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: They can't even play too hard. Friction sounds so fast.
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: You see that purs other day.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I just didn't know like what they thought I was
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: doing that. It's like a fucking huge label on every
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: one of their collars, Like do they think that I
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: was putting my kids near fire or like trying to
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: put out fires with the clothes, or like what why.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: Would this ever be? Why would this? Like?
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: No ship, this was never gonna crumb.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: So give me your shirt.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Take that off, Take that off, into the baby's room.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Get all the clothes. Yeah, gets before this spreads, leave
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: the kid, Grab the clothes, grab all the onesies.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so Dad, you're layered up right now. You could
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: use your clothes. It's a sick expensive fit. Now these
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: are he's on light, it's a flame proof. Put your
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: cigarettes to your shirt.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: So get over here. I just didn't get it. Daddy's
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: alone this weekend. I need you. I uh.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: We were talking a little ball before before you showed up.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: I watched the lamar Atum doc last night.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, banger, you're talking ball or you're talking rock,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: talking rock.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: There's not a lot of ball turns out in the dock,
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: a lot of extracurricular activities. It's not a big.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: Basketball doc, but pretty good.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: It was other than crack.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: Obviously crack. I don't even think he was on crack.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: He was on coke.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Nice he was he was, or no, I guess he was.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: He was freebasing quite.
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: A bit, freebasing prostitutes.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and fucking I don't even know what he
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: was doing.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I saw the one clip that was like I went
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: to the bunny ranch for my birthday. I think he didn't.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: He talk to his financial advisor and took out like
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: one hundred grand or something.
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: I love.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: I love the financial advisor meeting before going to the
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: bunny ranch.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: How much can I afford to take out?
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: How many own jobs? Is that? Well?
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: They said his bill at the end of it was
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: like seventy five thousand.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: After he was like, that's that's gotta be tough when
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: you're already in the hospital and they're like, by the way,
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: not an outstanding, outstanding balance.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: It says nothing to do with your medical stuff. This
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: is a totally different thing. But you need to pay this.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: But yeah, I think he was seventy five grand.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: If you do crack, is that the only drug that
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: you're doing? Do you think you need like other stuff?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Like are you are you mixing like a drug cocktail
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: or if you do crack, like that's it, Like you
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: don't really need to like add on others.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Shoom that I don't think you're like let me take
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: a ten milligram atible on top of the crack.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we mellow this thing out at the top of all.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: And if that's the case, though, Like, isn't crack like
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: kind of inexpensive, like in the grand scheme of drugs, Like,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: isn't it one of the least less expensive ones I have?
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: You're talking to the wrong guy. I've never purchased personally.
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: I don't see a lot of crack addicts from like
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: that guy's doing well, I don't. Yeah, Yeah, it's a
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: pretty low expense, low cost thing.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: She sheen was doing decently well. Really, wasn't he like
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: super rich? He was like a millionaire and doing crack.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: I mean, I think if you have millions, i'd assume
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: you're good on the crack expenses.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you still have millions because it's not expensive.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because unless you're spending millions on crack, then you're
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: probably in a tough situation.
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: He was doing all kinds of stuff though, I think
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: he was. He was all over the place, wasn't he.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: He was also having sex with men, which is his
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: own drug, right Felas that's worse than crack. Can't stop
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: man in that's more addicting, wasn't he saying that on podcast?
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: He's like, yeah, I dipping guys once in a while.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, he did say that. He said I saw
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: an interview with him the other day saying that he
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: the cartel like at one point, like the cartel like
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: was his drug dealer, and they like shut him out.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: They were like, this guy's selling drugs. And he was
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: like because he had like an in between connect with
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: the cartel, and that guy was like, the cartel says
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: that you're selling drugs because the amount of drugs that
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: you've bought, like there's no way.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: And then he was like, apparently he smoked I think
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: like right before he got sober, he smoked like four
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: pounds of coke.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I didn't know the cartel was full of
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: pussy handling your stuff drugs. Apparently he smoked like four
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: pounds of crack. Charlie, we care about you, therapist. You're
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: going crazy, Charlie. Man, We're really worried about you. Yeah.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: Their song of Guy's head off in the Charlie just
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: we want you to be okay, man, actually, believe it
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: or not, We actually have a good rehab connect as well.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Cartels the rehab that's where they really make their money.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I heard some nasty stuff speaking of gay sex and
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: crack cocaine. I heard nasty stuff about Tom Hardy dipping
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: into both of those those things as well.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's so cool. He made it sound cool.
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: I think I saw one of those interviews too.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: I don't think I saw that that.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Like pre twenty five, Tom Hardy was maybe homeless and
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: on crack and like also like dabbled in the gay sex,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: and then he turned it all around.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: That's good.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: I'm glad to hear that.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: At least can we.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Get to the bottom of whether Tom Hardy was certified.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Of course he was doing gay sex, that's just being
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: an actor.
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: But like calling calling not being gay anymore. Turning it
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: all around really got his life together, man. Yeah it up.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: He went to rehab for being Yeah, gay as hell.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: Now he's bane and cool.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Thirteen. He was using hallucinogens at boarding school. Oh so
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: he's like a rich kid. All right, that's not that cool.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Teens and twenties escalated to alcohol and crack cocaine. Okay,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: that's one of those things, is not like the.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: Other find the gay stuff stuff.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and was it gay stuff to get the crack cocaine? Yeah,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: look that up because that's a little bit more permissible
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: in my look.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: Thieving and gay sass.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: Stealing ass like prepped to play bane.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: Phone in the asshole. There he is. The picture is
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: of him being bane. It's so funny gay sex and
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: then you dressed his bane is a very funny that
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: is dark. Then locked in with badman. That was that deep.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Ass hole that he was in that he couldn't get
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: out of. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's addiction and a man's ass.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: Due the whole is the that little tunnel that he
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: had to climb out of is actually the asshole.
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: It's the rectum. It's such a different run. And we're
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: just googling gay sex facts about actors.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Now, yeah, we're just urfing the algorithm over here.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, he can get away with it.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I don't begrudge him his gay sex because he's such
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: a damn good actor.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean, once you play Bane, he's the coolest
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: guy ever. Yeah, that's why we're having to google if
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: he had like common knowledge now and you don't even
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: believe it when you hear it swept.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're like my Google that.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: You know, a little disappointed. Never had gay sex in
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: my research? Is Renner? Jeremy Renner?
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: Really? I think he's I think.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: He's the kind of guy who would be a method
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: enough actor that he would have bang a dude in
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: his ass are role.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: I could have seen that, like, you know, maybe he's
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: maybe he's actually in broke Back Mountain instead, or it.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Was about him, or like he was the stunt cock
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: and broke back.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, being the stunt guy and broke back. Yeah, it's tough.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: You need you one more time? Yeah?
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that ass on ice, we need you in
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: an hour.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: He's like, can we do heath Legends time man? Jilling holes? Really?
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: Lad you telling the calm now? He's going to do
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: anything at any point.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: But all I hear about Renner now is like, uh,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: obviously he had that like snowplow, that vicious snowplow accident
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 36:29
  Speaker 8: Because of snowmobile. About I got through snow plow hard.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: I think it was a snowmobile, but it's way funnier
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: to think of it as a snow plow.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: That I thought it was a snow plow. I think
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: it was a mobile. It was. I think he was
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: in his driveway and a snow plow. It was one
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: of those ways to die. Ever, when you're like by yourself,
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: like how did I let this happen?
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: Snowmobile? I think you could take that pretty easily.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I think that his eyeball was like outside of his
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: his face.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, his eye popped out. Yeah, it was like, was
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: that from the pressure, like he wheezed it out? Yeah? Probably,
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: I know he almost dies, yeah, and then.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Like he was like pushing it back into his eye.
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: I don't think he talked about it at all until
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: he went on Rogan and he was like, I actually
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: got ran over by a snow plow.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, Yeah, his eye was out like a frat
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: hazing thing. Man. Yeah.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: But now I think he's one hundred percent fine, and
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: I think that he's attributing it to the peptides.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah really, so this was all a big scam by
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: a fucking snow plow to push.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he struck a deal with big Pepti Retta, Yeah,
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: to push the retta.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Redda is the big one. Now everyone's getting on it.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: But I also heard that, uh, like how pats on him.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: The pat from barstool. What did he tears? He tours
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: a c L or something like that, and he was
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: on him. But I think that it's just like, I
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: don't know, it's supposed to like make your skin glow.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: You may like fix your hair and ship like that,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: and it looks pretty pretty much the same.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: I don't know about all that about the peptids.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: But there's people that happening. Yeah, it could be some
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: some strong placebo.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: People are like, yeah, you just injected into like right
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: where you want.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: It to work. We also say towards a CL. We
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: never really got back to that. You just said, yeah,
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: his skin looks good. I thought that. I thought it
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: was going to address the need. He's like, his hair
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: looks good. His a CL has actually never been in
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: better shape. Yeah.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw him sprinting down Seventh this morning, skipping.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: He still had the brace on and it just came
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: undone halfway through this forscope.
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: He's lost a lot of intelligence, but he's our fastest employee.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: Now that's the peptide, that's the balance. Yeah. Yeah, your
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: IQ is going to drop a little bit like eats
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: away at your brain. My god, your a c L
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: will be in good ship.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: On the way back from a surviving barstool. I watched Nuremberg.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Have you guys watched that movie yet?
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: It's about the Nuremberg Trials.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: On the Trials, of course, not Nuremberg Elementary School.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Classic. But at the at the at the end, obviously
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: they hang all the Nazis. Not really a spoiler, so
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: everybody knows that the Nazis got killed. But they said
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: that they were like they made that.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: There wasn't like one guy, guy, let's talk about this man.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: It was they tried to like negotiate their way out
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: of it, and they like they made the decision at
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: like seven o'clock one night that they were going to
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: hang them all and then they brought them all sleeping
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: pills that they get every night, but they were like,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: instead of sleeping pills on this one night, we're going
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: to give them.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: Strength. They like, yeah, I don't know what happened. He's glowing.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: It's great, go out with a strength in their necks.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: They gave them. You can't even hang these guys more.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: Many freaks the going on alive.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: Yo, let us down Double Jeopardy, like you can't hang
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: it again. Yeah, man, they.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Gave him a placebo so they wouldn't like be drowsy,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: like they wanted them to actually feel it on the
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: on the very night.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: Of Oh that's sick. And then.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, uh wait a minute, this hurts way more than
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: it was supposed to.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: And then the one dude like wouldn't put his like
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: ready to go get get hanged.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: And he like threw a tantrum and like wouldn't put
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: his clothes on. He just refused. It's kind of a
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: power play. Yeah, it's like a loop. And what they say,
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: they're like, okay, you're out of it.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Really Instead, no, they like one kind American soldier like
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: helped him put his fucking clothes on.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: You have to get dressed to be hanged. Is that
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: what you're saying?
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't want they don't want you naked.
• 41:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's so funny.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: Guys like just holding the socks, like, dude, don't make
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: me do this. Yeah, I don't don't make me because
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: that that's what a lot of I'm surprised more people
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: didn't do that where they're like, well, I'm just not
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: gonna put my clothes on then.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: Right, I'm just I don't know how you hang a
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: group of people, Like, wouldn't you be like no, like
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: if there's some multiple of you, Yeah, like, yeah, you're
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: not getting us on these in these nooses, there's twenty
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: of us.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: They also said that they didn't tell them till like
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: eleven forty five, and they got hung at twelve. So
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: they woke them up at eleven forty five and they're
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: like time to get hung. Ah, Man, you're fucking done.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: I don't feel bad for them.
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: They I don't.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: I don't feel bad for them. I'm just saying I
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: feel like there's a way to.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: What like give them like a good last day, like
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: let them.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: I just feel like you could easily fight back against like, hey,
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: we're gonna hang you.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: By the way, here it comes another Sass another greatest
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: Sass theory. I would have made it out Manwitz, Dude,
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: I'm out of there.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's there's there's however many of us, and
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: then there's a rope.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: We're all dying. We're all dying to the road. This
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: is Sass backstage before getting home with his boys. Dude,
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: that's band together. We can get out of rush the guard. Yeah,
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: they have guns. We I know they were like.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Fat, old like German like. They were like the officers.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: They were like stuffed with like fine cheeses and like
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: bad ideas. It's not like they were like the best
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: and brightest soldiers.
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: Wrong. I think I think there is some menu that
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: wants to like, if I'm gonna die anyway, I might
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: as well go down swinging. Yeah, I think there's that's
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: a fair thing to say.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: I would be holding onto the rope.
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: Well, no, they tie your hands. They wouldn't forget to
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: do that. I would be trying to call they don't
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: give you out? Do you already forget to tie his
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: fucking hands? Man? You don't you do this all week?
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: Man, I'm hanging from my waist of his life adrenaline.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: It's just they forced it out. Okay, okay, okay, I'll
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: take it. I'll take it. I'll take it.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: The one dude, the most famous guy in the movies,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: played by Russell Crowe, I forget who he. I'm intentionally
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: forgetting his fucking dumbass Natzi name or whoever. He somehow
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: got the cyanide so like right beforehand, he like popped
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: a pill and killed himself you're like.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: You don't get to fucking do this. They were furious.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: But then one of the other guys like he was
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: too strong, his neck was too strong for the ropes
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: that they hung in and he was like just shaking,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: and so they had to go up and grab his
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: feet and fucking like like yank him down until it
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: broke his nag out.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: I don't know what they did. They kick him in
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: the balls or something.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: They yanked him so much and until he like evacuated
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: his bladder and there was just like a fucking kiss
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: at the fucking ground.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: This is a movie. It's a I mean, it's.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: It's based on what actually happened at the Nuremberg Trials.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: It was brutal.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, well they're also like the Nazis, but
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: you do it's.
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: Right, yeah, exactly. So to watch a guy like ship
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: himself pulling like a lawnmower.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: Court, I just don't I don't get the like the
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: old time like obsession with hanging people, Like I think
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: I would just be like, let's give them the pill, dude.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: There was a massive audience like that, and and it
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: was like.
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: This is the thing people used to go. It's just
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: entertainment right back.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: It was like a limited seating, like there was two
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: American journalists, two French journalists, to Australian just because it
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: was like a packed house, Like you couldn't get a
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: fucking seat for the Nazi hanging. It was the hottest,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: hottest ticket in town.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: It's like going to see book a Mormon or something.
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: But they're killing people.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: People crazy that that was like eighty years ago, Like
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: it's not even that long ago. They were holding onto
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: people's legs trying to hang them.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably happened.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: It probably happened like forty five years ago.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's probably happened today. Yeah, we're still hanging some
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: other country.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there were ten guys hanging onto one dude's legs.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: Swinging around because he stole like a basket of fruit
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: in a roll country.
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: Eight. Yeah.
• 45:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, man, I took Oorgines guy we're taking out feeding
• 45:27
  Speaker 8: his family, feeding his hungry family.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: Real Nazi this guy man, we had to hang him.
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: Oh man, great flick though, But I wonder if somebody
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: ever tried to take a chick on like a first
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: date to like a public hanging, because that was entertainment past.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: Oh definitely, And they were probably pumped.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: It's like you want to go out, like they're killing
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: a guy on one Where did you get these tickets
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: on the third row? This is unbelievable. My dad knows
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: the execution.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: My dad actually made the rope.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: There was like I think like a third of the
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: New York population went to go see the hanging of
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: the guy. There's a guy who tried to kill George Washington.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: There was like a plot to kill George Washington. And
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: they did it at Christie Street, Like it was like
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: a Christie and like, uh, it was like right in
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: the middle of like modern Chinatown. I bike through it
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: every day, and it was like a third of New
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: York came out to watch this guy get hunk, like
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: the entire city. They might have to bring that back
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: if the Knicks win, that's what it's going to be.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Like a third of the city is going to be
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: outside and there's gonna be like a Pacers fan get.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: It rung up. Well they lose, it'll be Mike Brown
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: because the street are they what are they have three
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: to zero.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Three and they could fucking I mean, by the time
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: this this comes.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: Out, get there, get on the paint. Yeah, get to Cleveland.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: Was in Cleveland's in Cleveland's Hopefully they lose then come back.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully the Nick Oh so they can happen here?
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, this is the conference finals.
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like, if you guys win tonight, you go to
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: the finals. Well I'm not a Knicks man. Oh that's right.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Sorry, but but you saying that is like basically like
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: that's the reason.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: For hanging in New York. Well, I have to go
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: home in next gear. Also, if they lose once then
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: they get superstitious. People say, oh, they're gonna blow this
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: three out of shit, we mix all over again, you know,
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: falling apart. That is true.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're gonna get smoked tonight, No chance.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: No, they've been smoking everything. The calves are like caves
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: are washed up.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: Unfortunately.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: I would actually I'm gonna say I'll take I'm gonna
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: take Calves minus twenty.
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: Really, yeah, put it in now then.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Pussy brought to you by DraftKings.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: I don't even know if they're on this episode, but sorry.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: In today's scene of or today's episode of Band of
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Brothers and I was watching right before I left, they
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: all get to the Netherlands, and the Netherlands is going
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: fucking nuts. Like all the women are celebrating in the streets,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: like they're making.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: Out with the soldiers.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Then one of the women gets ripped off of the
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: lap of one of the soldiers she's making out with,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: and she gets fucking thrown into this other group of
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: women who are getting Nazi symbols carved into their forehead,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: and they're like shaving all these girls heads and they're
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: like what they do and it's like they slept with
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: the Nazi soldiers and that's what's gonna happen to you,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Like you're gonna get your head shaved because it's like,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: what did he do? Like he said the Calves are
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: gonna win by twenty.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: Logo, Yeah, glorious bastards.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what did sass do? He rooted for the Calves once.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: I'm not rooting for the Calves.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: You are, you're actively rooting. I'm not rooting.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to be You're We're gonna have to
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: underground railroad you out of here. I'm just gonna have
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: to get access to the Jewish tunnels and people just
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: to escape to fucking Brooklyn.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: I've just got a hunch about tonight. Why because I
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: don't know. I have seen a lot of game for us.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Do you think that there's no way they're gonna fucking
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: come back from three to zero?
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: Like, I don't think they're gonna win. I think you
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: gotta be careful talking like that, man, because it's you know,
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: they get one right, it's that meme with with what
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: Jaylen Brown? Exactly. Yeah, yeah, this comes out tomorrow. So
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: if they lose, you're gonna start getting means, man. But
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: I just also, if they win, you're gonna look like
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: a hero. I could look like a hero. But I'm
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: also like choosing to be on the right side of history. Yeah,
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: I'm like, yeah, you don't want to join the naz
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: the Nazis exactly.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Exactly, Yeah, No, the Knicks are a little bit more
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: like Nazis and the other way around.
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: Honestly, but it's been so long since you guys have
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: been super successful. It's like, I'm a sixer peopler. None
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: of us are. He's a I'll stop saying you got
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: speaking based off location. It's no new guys in here,
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: the Celtics six I'll just pointed the camera. If there's
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: any any loser retarded out there who are gay, also.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Now you need safe passage out of the country. We're
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: gonna make you a fake passport and ferry you out.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: I mean, they beat us, I think in the first
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: round or second You guys at least got two games off,
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: like they we were having a fun time. Man.
• 49:54
  Speaker 9: C J.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: McCollum turned into prime Allen Iverson out of nowhere and
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: got two games off. You guys, we have a bright
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: future for next season. Your boy got thirteen all NBA
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: j Yeah exactly. We got the centerpiece. Now he's sick.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: Trey Young's rotting in Washington. Yeah that's great. No, no, no,
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: we love Trey. But I mean the right thing happened.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, that's what it was. I think it
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: was just was time. Everybody still likes Trey Young, you know, sucks.
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: So if they had drafted, fucking yeah, we got we
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: got to I know, well we got the draft where
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: like everyone nobody knew, you know, he obviously panned out,
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: But it seemed like that was the draft, Like there
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: was no Cooper Flag in that draft. That was like
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: a generational number one pick that was obvious, you know flag.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: But that's Atlanta. Man, Who's who's still on?
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: Who's still playing in the Western Conference.
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: It's the Thunder and the Spurs. I watched the game.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: At all since the Celtics got eliminated. I haven't watched
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: a lick.
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: That's good. That's your respectable Celtics thing. You just check out.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: How's the first Celtics game I watched all year?
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: Take your poker chips and get out of there.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: How much am I going to care? How much am
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: I going to make this my personality?
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: Did you see Jalen Brown like watching the game the
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: next day on stream and complaining about all this stuff
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: and he went again, Yeah, man, real, real, crazy beha.
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: He did it last night.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: He was like, He's like, I'm not surprised that I
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: was only second team All NBA.
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: It's like clearly bitter about it.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got to get a grip. He's got to
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: stop going live. Wait, you're going on stream like the
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: day after you got for the playoffs. I'm pretty sure
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: he went night of the night. I think that was
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: I remember it was night of there was one was there.
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: It was the next day. Yeah, man, Yeah, he's a.
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• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Wait what happened you guys won your tournament? I think
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: people are gonna want to hear about the Bush.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, the Bush, of course, the big, big, big law.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, I've had some time away from it, but
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: I'm already thinking about Paris personally.
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: Is just the gaming thing? Yeah, yeah, that's the other thing.
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: This guy's a savants at something too crazy. Although I'm
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: not in the I don't play. He did play, though,
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: like I saw you in the Yeah we just posed
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: for the camera.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: No, we played, But that's not what it is. Actually
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: that's not like what it actually is. Yeah, no, I
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: played as like a joke with three other guys. We
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: got fucking ran. It was actually like I think that
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: might be like the I think that might be the
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: end of the road for me for Call of Duty, Like,
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: I don't think i'll play it ever again. I played
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: a little bit this week.
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: But I hated it.
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: You've got beaten that bad you were you accept You're like, oh, okay,
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: so this is because a freaks. This is the top level.
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: There's always a bigger fish.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: And the guys that we played against were like the
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: worst guys in the whole tournament.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and well we were the worst guys.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's nice to got a run against them. It's
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: like whatever you played pick up with an NBA player.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: Exactly pretty much. That's what it felt like. We got
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: fucking smoked.
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: You look the part though, Well he's so locked in
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: and it's funny for knowing how bad you were getting beaten.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: In this photo our players, so we have like an
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: actual team.
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: That's him accepting defeat. That's the photo, like, I will
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: never be this good.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: We had the players, like two of our players were
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: behind me watching me play and when I got back,
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: they said that I was uncoachable.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: You it's because you weren't on like a heavy enough stack.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: I know you weren't on enough adderall. Now that's your problem, Mike,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: if you been on more adderall. But what's this I
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: hear about t J Haley getting dropped?
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: DJ Haley's got dropped, but he'll I think he's going
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: to another pro team, So I don't think he's coming
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: to loss.
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: Why are calling you uncoachable? What were they were? The pros?
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: So like pretty much the whole thing is Call of
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: Duty has like a pro league, and they have like
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: a minor league. The top teams in the pro in
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: the minor league are pros that are just like getting
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: They get like recycled in and out of the pro league,
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: and we're we manage a team Bush, tell you ride
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: Bush and we won major three the tournament.
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: So it's a pretty big deal. It was pretty sick.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: It was great.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: SaaS is also like eight years older than the best players,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: so he's like putting the unk and uncoachable.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah really yeah, but you didn't say why You're
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: not like, what were they telling you to do that?
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: You're Oh, why am I on coaches. Yeah, yeah, because
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: I suck. Oh, it's just there's no improving there's they.
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: Were like they were like, there's nothing that you can
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: do that.
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: Will make you get back. Nothing.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: It's done maybe five years ago when I was at
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: my peak, but now I'm dog shitting now.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: So there's no like way to It's like learn is
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: it like learning a language?
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: It like and the synapses are probably closed.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's too late, some past my prime. It's
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: it's not gonna happen.
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: Was it sick?
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: At least getting the wind though, like we're talking about
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: we're harping on the wrong thing.
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: You guys got a huge dub. Yeah, the win was crazy.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Walk us through like kind of what happened or the
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: average fan or listener.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: Well, so it starts out, it's an open bracket. There
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: was I think eighty teams in it. I think we
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: were the second seed. We got bound, so there's like
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: you start out, everyone starts out and there we had
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: a bye because we're the second seed. So like when
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: we start out, we're in winners bracket, which means you
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: have it's double elimination until you get bounced from the
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: whole tournament. We got bounced. We lost our first match
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: on Saturday, got bounced down to the losers bracket, and
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: now it's it's uh like, one more loss and we're done.
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: And we had to Once you go to the loser's bracket,
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: you have to play all day. So I think we
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: played like six matches on Saturday, and we almost got
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: swept our first, our second match after we got bounced
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: down to loser's bracket, and then we went on like
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: a historic run where I think we went like every
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: series is best of five, and I think our map
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: count was like twenty two and three after we almost
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: got swept, because then we reverse swept them, and then
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: we only dropped two maps the rest of the tournament,
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: and then we won the whole tournament.
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: It was crazy. It's sick. How did you celebrate?
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Just hung out?
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: We actually we went out to dinner. We went out
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: to uh Bam.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Celebrated seven gram rocks.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: We went to some steak restaurant. I almost fucking threw up.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: I had to go outside and walk around.
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: Just from eating too much steak.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like I hadn't eaten anything all day, and
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: then I just took down a whole New York strip
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: and it just was not feeling good.
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: Inside one of those guys. You have some physical stuff
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: like that.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh and it's not every one gets every day.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: Are you still like going to the gym? We talked
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: about this last one. I was on the pop. You
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: caught me at a bad time.
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: I actually was going to the gym like really consistently
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: until like this month because I moved. So yesterday I
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: canceled my gym membership and now I got to find
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: a new gym.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: Why'd you why did you cancel? Just we're going Yeah,
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: because I moved that gym. Yeah, okay, they don't have
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: gyms and queens. No, that's what I'm going to get
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: a new gym.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: The the gym that I canceled. I thought it was
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: going to be a nightmare, they'd replied immediately. They were like, yeah,
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: it'll be your your things.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we know who you are. We don't need you. Man,
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: you're all proved, you got no bigger We were actually
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: going to hit you up. Yeah, sure you want to
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: do this, man, get the five pounds off the ground work.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: Uh tonight there we're putting out our documentary about everything,
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: so that'll be like much more in depth and explain it.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: It's kind of hard to explain without without seeing it.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: But it is a really big deal that we won,
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: Like it's really hard to win, and this was like
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: our first uh a lot of the guys on our team,
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: it was the first time that day've won on land,
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: which is like the biggest thing that you can do.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: You ever hit the sticks or are you a gaming
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: man yourself? I like it. I'm just not good. I'm
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: not uh, you know, I don't even think a gaming
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: team would ask me to do that. I've I've sampled
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: the Call of Duty, the Fortnite stuff. I got really
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: into Fall guys. Five hundred crowns right, really? Yeah, I
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: got pretty good during COVID and then I shelved it
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: once I got to five hundred. You get to whatever
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: that particular skin is and I was like, I've mastered
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: that's for five hundred's crazy, Yeah, I have an account
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: still like five minutes a me. My buddies were playing.
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: Before they were giving you like shards that would build towards,
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: like you had to win to get the crown time.
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: You don't get like a piece. Now now they bathed
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: it up so you get fourth place now everybody's got
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: all during COVID. Yeah, you had to like actually be
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: the last one standing to get the down. Yeah, dude,
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: I was kind of a savage of that game is
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: pretty fun. Well, it was also one of the more
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: frustratings because it's just simple. It's like two yeah, but
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: you lose and you like, yeah, that was a game.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: My buddy, My buddy was so good at Call of Duty.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: He would get double nukes on Modern Warfare two back
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: in the day. Really, yeah, buddy, and he likes his
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: pods shout out to him two thousand and nine. He
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: would get Yeah. He would do the thing where you
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: get one nuke and then you sit on that and
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: then you get another one. All right, now you don't.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: I've watched him do this in college. I was like,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: you're you're insane. I played Call of Duty with him.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, fall guys, and I've never seen it more
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: frustrated because he's so good at a more technical game
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: that I think that adds times ten to the frustration.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: We would be on on comms. We would lose, and
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: then I would he would he would just go dark
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: and then he would text me, I'll get a text
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: and he like I threw my control. Yeah. Man, it's
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: tough in these streets. Yeah, it's a tough game. Yeah.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: Playing a hard game and then going to an easy
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: game and sucking at that one too, is like, that's
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: the nail in the coffin.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: That's the I think that that's what it is. When
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: you go down to the kid, it seems like it's
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: for kids. Yeah, but you got savages out there playing it.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: It's just grabbing you. They start. I'm a big round.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: I'm shoving everybody. I'm sure you are. Yeah. That was
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: his thing. If he got grabbed, it would get in
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: his head immediately. Yeah, he's not even thinking about the
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: course anymore. He's just trying to grab this other guy
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: the rest of the game.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: So we've already down a man, you know.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: I uh this week, I got a big gaming week
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: for me. Got back obviously, I'm a cloud nim when
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: we get back, and then I'm just chilling because we
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: prerecorded all the Son of.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: A Boy Dad. So did the week to yourself?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: Big big gaming week? Played a lot of get into
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: some new games, tho. I'm trying out some new ship.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: Call of Duty Black Ops seven is dead awful game.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: It's a terrible game.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: It is tough though, because it's like my obviously my
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: team plays that game, so it's like, you know, we
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: want to be promoting the game, but the game is
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: so unbelievably bad that it's just like I can't play it.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: Brad Stevens saying basketball game should play. It's a little
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: tough because we're trying to grow the game still.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: They playing the finals this year, but we are the
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: current champions.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: Dead game, no, but like the the for these guys,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: the game's not dead because they're pros, so they play
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: against other pros, so it's like they're just there's no cheating,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: Like they know who they're they know the actual guys
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: they're playing against, so it's like they're not worried about that.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: The cheating in Call of Duty is so bad right
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: now that it's like it's fucking everyone on every level,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: because usually it just fucks the highest rank people because
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: like they're getting up against people that are cheating. And
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: but then the thing that happens is those lobbies become
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: so infested with cheaters that all of the guys that
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: aren't cheating at the highest level make new accounts and
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: drop back down to my lobbies. So now I'm playing
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: against the highest level guys and we're just getting smoked
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: and the.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: Cheating is the what is it that some of the
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: stuff where they they got like a mott.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's really it's it's actually, uh, it's quite devastating.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: I'll say those are the words that I would use
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: to describe it. Devastating.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, are you hitting the games more than now that
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: you've moved to like a new city, like as a
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: substitute for some of the like or like a way
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: to connect with people that you're you're like not with
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: or or are you you aging out of it?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: Do you feel definitely definitely aging out of it? I
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: used to? I mean you also just kind of it's
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: harder to stay in touch with some of your fellas.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: Some of my guys have families. Now I got kids
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: and stuff in time to do all that bullshit.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: But it's also a lot harder to justify sitting down
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: and playing video games, like when you like when.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: You get busy man, and you do on the road,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: but you take your place on the road and stuff, right, Yeah,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: but I know, I'm I'm just not that good to
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: be doing that kind of stuff. But now I'll like,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: I'll go shoot pool with some of the guys that
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: are at Mothership and stuff and go drink and hang
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: out and stuff. That's just more what I my speed.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: But I don't knock the gaming. It was fun as
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: to hell when I was Yeah, gaming is fun.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: It's just you gotta me and my boys were playing
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: new games now CODs.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: Obviously I still love watching cops. Well that's gonna be
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: kind of tough too. Fun in the new game, like
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: what we played Rainbow six seeds. Well, the thing is
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: like we were playing games that shooting stuff. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 5: like we.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: Know the games, we just haven't played them in forever.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: Because I mean, but people would watch you do. There's
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: a kid that streams like backyard baseball. He's like one
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: of the most popular things out there. One of my
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: would love to do that.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: One of my buddies just got banned from MLB the
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: show for a month.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: Steroids slurs slurring. No, it's a comedian. I'll tell you
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: who it is after Okay, cool, So that's awesome. See
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: that's my thing. Yeah, I know I would let some
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: at Pablo Sanchez if I'm playing backyard baseball A lot
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: of slurs for that community. You know, I'm pretending to
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: call ice on get him out of the game. Bro,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: my buddy Kenny Kawagucci's invalid ass.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: Oh man, yeah, putting the stairs. This guy texted me
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: and was like, do you know do you have any
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: connects at what is it two k or EA that
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: makes that.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: Game and show? Oh the show? Yeah, Sony, Yeah, I
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: was like no, oh he texted you.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: He was like, he was like, do you know how
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: I could get unbanned on this? And I was like, no,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: you're banned. Stopping bigoted psycho.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: Online or just stop using your like bigoted psychoonists against
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: the kids that you're playing against.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: That's the problem. Yeah, Sony, they're never bound banning him.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you. I'll tell you know. The one I
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: did get into for a minute was Rocket League, which
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: I did like. That one was another one that frustrated
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: the ship. I played that game for like ten nights.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: I would definitely let something slip if I was streaming
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: or something on this.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: Say that that game has the biggest skill gap in any.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: I could never figure out these guys are just flying,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah they could. They could just do laps on the ceiling. Yeah,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: it's all figuring out how to Like I could get
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: up there, but I couldn't stay up there.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: They should have places where you can like kind of
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: like work blue a little bit and like safe space
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: for Yeah.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: It's not about the enhanced games. Anything goes say whatever
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: you guys want.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: The thing is they got all these fucking AI voice
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: moderators now, so it's like you could say anything and
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: you get banned immediately.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: It's crazy.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, because they're like they're keeping track of what
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: you say.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like Moke said, like he was we were playing
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: what did say? Well, Moke and I this was last year,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: we were playing cod and we were just playing in
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: like pubs and someone killed him and we were we
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: weren't even like talking to the people, we were talking
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: to each other, and he was like, oh, this guy
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: should fucking kill himself or something like that, like just
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: like out of frustration not saying it to the guy. Well,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: and then the guy he killed himself. We still get out.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: We didn't say it, and then he gets banned. He
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: said he seems gay. We didn't think he would go
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: fuck a guy after that. I didn't know he had
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: no but he uh yeah, you got a voice chat
• 1:07:00
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, poor bastard, poor fucking mass He must have
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: been going crazy because he's the only one who can
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: really party like you don't party.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: You don't drink. Mook does moot drink? He said, Oh,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: he's back on the bottle hard. So did he hit
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: the bottle after you got the other problem? If I'm
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: drinking and streaming because I want to do that with
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: Mookie offered that to me. Yea, sah, but dude, if
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: we're boozing and streaming, yeah, I mean we got to
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: mute ourselves. We used to do that with the Case
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: Races when we were on the Yak. We used to
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: do that.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: And it's drinking and being on live cameras is.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: The recipe for like a lifelong of embarrassing Yeah.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and like in the most anxiety you've ever felt
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: the next day, I think I.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: Could pull it together for a night. So like if
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: I'm guessed on Mook's thing, I could, I could hold
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: it together. But if that's my day to day, yeah,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: something's coming out. Yeah, I'm chugged the builder in a week. Yeah,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: I'm not even gaming. I'm just walking. This guy sucks
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: rockidly probably, don't you, sir, don't. It's like Jesus man, it.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Was just on early ya Case Races.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah. The yeah, that's the thing too with the Case Race.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: It's like, at least if you're like streaming, like you're
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: probably not trying to get blacked out.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: Yea.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: When you're doing the Case Race, like the end goal
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: is you're blacked out, and then it's like you can
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: hold it back as much as you want, Yeah, but
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: you're not really in control at that point.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: So that's the point is to get blacked down, like like.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: You're drinking as much as possible and an alloted times, like.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: You drink like twelve beers in like thirty minutes or
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: some shit.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's also sort of the push pull. That's what
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: they love you for, you getting blacked out. But then
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: that's also tired.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: And I quit drinking because of that, not actually but kind,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: but that.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: It was definitely part of Well, that means you need
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: to pull back on the reins otherwise because you could
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: have pushed further and be like, no, this is what
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: the people love me to see me. Do you know?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: The anxiety was crazy. I think after two of the
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: four case races I did, I left the country. Yeah,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: I could get out of here.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: I remember doing the one with Shane, and then I
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: remember going to the stand that the day after it
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: came out, and Shane was there too, and he was
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: in he had to do what I remember he was
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: doing an interview for The New Yorker and his face
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: like he was in.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: Bad shape, and that guy can drink. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: And then I remember someone coming up to me at
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: the stand and being like, yo, chain's over there.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: Did you guys squash the beef? And I was like what?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: And then I realized they were referring to something from
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: the Case Race, and I was like, I don't even
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: remember that happened.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: He called you gay to the New Yorkers. It's gonna
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: be in the article.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: He did sit you down at like in like a
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: chair after that Case Race when you guys were both obliterated,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: and was like, just keep on doing like the stand up,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: like whatever your art form is, just like continue to
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: work at that.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: He was yeah, I was like, brother, I mean I
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: think I was like I was like, I think I
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: was like telling him my bits, like at like word
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: of mouth, like saying them, Yeah, I'm telling like like
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: the way hang up. After that, you don't even know
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: what to do with yourself.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: I told another comic home Man embarrassed.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: I told the biggest comic with all of my three
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: weeks into comedy jokes.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: He's like, yeah, cut that one, man, I don't think that.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: What's your relationship with alcohol these days?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: It's it's very consistent. I don't. I don't like it is, man,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: it is, and I don't know my numbers are okay,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: I don't know, but I feel like I don't think
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: I've ever seen you get.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: Like like crazy fucked up.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: No, no, I make sure to never do that. I
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: don't like doing it. I've done that twice in my
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: life and I hated it. Say who enjoys that?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: Now? Nobody?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: I remember being It was at some party in college
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: and I was I was so drunk, my shoe was
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: untied and I just fell over and then.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: I accused multiple people of pushing me. There's no one
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: anywhere close to me.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: I was arguing with the people that they untied my
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: shoe and then knocked me over, and I was just like,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: this is stupid.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: It would be the perfect crime if someone had done that.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, you could have done anything and I wouldn't
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: have known.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but falling over and then turning around and be
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: like what the fuck? Yeah. I was like yelling at
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: my friend like why did you shove me? And they're like, dude,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: you're just blacked out right now. But no, dude, I
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: have a I mean I do drink like way more
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: than the average person, but I make sure not yea
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: overdoing and keep it healthy, but there are some times,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: I mean it all comes free when you're doing stand up. Yeah,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: that's the problem. You end up going like two weeks
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: in a row. You're like, man, I've had like a
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: six pack plus every night, every day, Yeah, not even
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: taking like Mondays, Tuesdays off. There's always shows, there's always
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: stuff going on. So I don't know, but I have a.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Good time to drink in though, fun time to drink in.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: Dude. It's every Monday night is kill Tony Night, so
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: everyone's already hammered. That's Saturday Base. I mean for me,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: my life feels like every day is Saturday. I feel
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: like we have the best job.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, in the world comedy it's so great.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: And every day when you're drinking, yeah, and the booze
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: always comes free, and so I like to get a few.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Going to night is that like all comics, that's like
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: an accessible night for everybody to be like out partying,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: like you're just going to link.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, everybody watch work at the Mothership, so like
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: I can go hang out and stuff. I haven't done
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: the show, but I'm friends with most of the eyes
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: that do it and I can like hang out and
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: just do whatever and drink a little bit and party
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: after the show, and it's pretty good.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: Those free drinks, those free drinks or the problem.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: Uh yeah, or discounted whatever. But yeah, but it's like
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: it's not a bro I.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 4: Remember leaving the stand being like blacked out and getting
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: my check and it's like seven bucks.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they'll do the same thing mother ship
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: when you're when you're past there, it's great. Yeah, but
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: that means you can rack them up. Oh yeah, exactly. Yeah.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, you're drinking a whole night for the
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: equivalent of getting one beer at a bar, right, Like
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: it's crazy but there.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: But I've I've talked to some of those guys, you know,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: you know Tommy Pope from Yeah Yeah you love It.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: I love Tommy, and I've talked him about Day's like
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: keep fine, yeah, keep doing the piece. I'm sure Tommy's
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: saying that. Yeah, that's what they say is that the
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: beers are okay. Because I am mostly a beer guy.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: I haven't do like the hard liquor stuff.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: Now that's when it gets icy.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: I guess let me get yeah, and I don't do
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: that like when I wake up, I'm not yeah, at
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: nine o'clock in the morning, just to get rid of
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: the shape, you know, But I get it. I can't
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: do that forever. It's going to add up and I'll
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: probably have to to wean off at some point.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: I'll be honest, I think you kind of can do
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: it forever. Like if you're just drinking like three beers.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: You know what sets you're I man, what am I
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: talking about? But I will do, you know, a few
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: sober shows in a row, just to make sure I
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: don't still need it, yeah, because that's good. It can
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: start to go south as well, but those go they
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: go okay, Like it's not like I need it. I
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: don't want to do I mean eventually, I just want to,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: you know, take the edge off eventually, but.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Have a little fun like you can, like you're having
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: fun at your fun job. It would be like a
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: disservice if you were like taking it dead seriously doing
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: this awesome fun job that people wish they had.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: I do. I will say I have had some sets
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: where I'm drunk and I'm like, that went amazing, And
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: it's because I was drunk that definitely, Oh yeah, because
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: I was just up there loose, swinging, saying whatever the hell.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: I've Also, I've had a lot of sets where I
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: was drunk, where I think thought I was killing because
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: I was drunk, and then you get off stage and
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: you like listen back to the tape and you're like, oh,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: I was I was actually.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: Like really bombing.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: Actually not only was I not doing good, I was
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: doing really bad.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't want to get to that place. But
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: how's the how's the breakfast taco scene? Cool breakfast I
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: go scene in Austin. See, I don't even really do that.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: I heard such a I'm such a way to start
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: the day. Well, it's also I don't get I don't
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 5: really do breakfast. I don't really get up that early
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: because we're out all night. You know, that is the
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: one I suppose, if you want to call it a downside,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: I don't have a lot of mornings because we're always out, yeah,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: in spots and stuff. You know.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: I did a video on the breakfast tacos in Austin,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: and people act like it's a it was like their cuisine,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: like they're offering to the global cuisine scene. And ever
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: since that, I've ever gone back. I haven't really talked
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: to anybody that really even gives a funk about breakfasts there.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: Well, well let me tell you someone, and you're talking
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: to one more right now. Because I don't know. I
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: just don't know. It's not a negative or a positive everything.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Maybe it was like no one thinks about that.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: Maybe it was.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: Really big when Austin first started like popping off started
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: moving there.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: It's possible I made I could see that.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: Everyone's like, yeah, you gotta get the breakfast tacos.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: Well, it's also like breakfast is like the easiest thing
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: to make, and like, yeah, breakfast tacos the easiest, like
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: slapping together of ingredients.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: Like breakfast and tacos are literally the two, Like tacos.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: That's pretty much what I eat for dinner every night. Yeah,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: it's just some combination of meat and rice and cheese
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: and the breakfast.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: Because I just don't do stuff. I do also get
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: wrapped into the whole like just doing stand up and
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: yeah the next day you take what your clips edits
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: whatever since the me males, but it's all very stand
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: up centric. So I do need some more like hobbies
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: or something. Maybe do you just to get some more.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: Because it's like what else, Like, what do you like
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: if you're doing stand up all night and then you
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: wake up late?
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like what are you gonna do?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: You're gonna go You're gonna go play fucking volleyball for
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: an hour before you go back out to do more standing.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: You go hiking, you said, right, been hiking in ten years? Okay, sorry, no,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: I guess I said, yeah last summer. Yeah, yeah, but
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: I'm not banging out hikes before a set.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know. France. Yeah, Francis definitely like for a barstool.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: Do that guy smoke in the golf? Where's Frances right now?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: Ireland?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: Ireland?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: How was he in France? He went to France first
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: and then I am in Ireland. Yeah, he's been in
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: Ireland for like ten days, like they just another part
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: of Ireland. It's actually crazy. I'm actually deeply jealous of it.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty sweet. I was supposed to go to
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: New hamp Sure. I totally forgot about that. On Saturday.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: I was literally supposed to leave to go to New
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: Hampshire to go fishing with my buddy Bow and my
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: family was up there, and then day of all the
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 4: flights got fucked and we had to bail. Bag was already.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: Packed, damn because it was rainy.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 5: Yep, shout out Mike, brutal, that's brutal.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: I didn't do a thing this week. Yeah, a thing cleaned,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: A lot of cleaning. Good, A lot of bullshas.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: I know that you're eating good since you moved to Queens.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: I know there's some strange food.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 5: Up there now.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: To be honest, I've actually been cooking a lot more because, uh,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: that is kind of the thing. It's like the food
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: up there is really uh like I don't need chicken
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: tiaka masala for lunch at noon, you.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: Know, dude, I went to a fucking I went to
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: a Lebanese Takorea the other day. Really, it was Lebanese tacos.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: Like that just doesn't even make any sense. Well, was it?
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: It was good? It was good.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: It was like a lamb like beeria. Fucking I don't know,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: I mean it was, it was great. But also, uh,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: it doesn't make any fucking sense. They're just slapping types
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: of food together.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: Just had with guys really shouldn't even be in the neighborhood. Yeah,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: get them out of.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Here and close to each other. But I feel like
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Queens is just like right down the middle Lebanese food
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: or write down the middle tacos.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they got good food everywhere. It's just a little
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: sometimes it's a little too exotic.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: I'm too Like I'll be in Japan and still go
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: to Chipotle.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm exactly.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 5: I stay reliable. Some of it is the nutritional whatever
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: that I'm trying to like stay on because I've been
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: going back to the gym a little bit. Ye, but
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: shows arms are huge. I appreciate. Thank you. Are you
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 5: being serious?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: I'd noticed that earlier when he was talking about the gym,
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm not going to shoehorn it him.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: But now that there's a nice landing spot for it,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: you look, your triceps look fucking meaty.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 5: Thank you, dude. I appreciate that. Anyway, You've been back
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: and waiting for that the whole podcast. Somebody say something, uh,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: but yeah, dude, I'm a. I'm a. The first time
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: I ever came to New York, I think I went
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 5: to like a subway like the restaurant, and I got
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: yelled at by the people I was with, like, you're
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: fucking New York man going to a sub go to a.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, especially because you could just go
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 4: to like a delim man.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm too, I'm too, I guess shy
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 5: with with broadening my when you go on the road horizons,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 5: when you go on the road, do you yeah done?
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm saying Jimmy, yeah done. I'm getting it for
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: lunch on the road. It's Jimmy John's every day.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, just keep it simple. That's just another thing
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: I gotta think about. Yeah, if I'm trying to think
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 5: about headlining a show that night.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Also, like I said, how much are you putting into it?
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: It's just I pick a place and go to it,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: like for lunch, you make a.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: Show, just pick a guy. I can't yeah, before that, right,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: it's not It's not like I'm going nuts, like stressing
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 5: out about like figure out I don't know, googling, oh man,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: and what is this? What is this? What's this place?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: How much does that cost for me?
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: The thing is like before showtime, it's whatever I eat
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: is going straight through. Sure, So it's like I gotta
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: usually it's got to be like let's stick with the sandwich.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, something down the middle, something something easy, something light,
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: something easy, something light l It's also important I get but.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: Like just get it, get a turkey, like get a
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: fucking blt at a diner, just go to and then
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: you're at a diner.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: But you got to remember that a lot of the
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: comedy clubs are in like a strip mall that's like
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: off of a highwaywhere now there's diners and it's Jimmy John's.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: There's no diner.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: I don't mind Jimmy John's. I got in a heated
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: argument with somebody trying to defend Jersey Mike's this past week.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: Did you see that video of that dude with the
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: at Jimmy John or at You know how everyone always
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: makes a joke about getting it Mike's way.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you see that video.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: He's got the glasses and he's just saying that. He's like,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: you want Mike to have his way with this one.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: He just keeps on changing.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 5: What is Mike's way? What does that mean?
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 4: It's just like Mayo, isn't it.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 5: It's just Mayo? Yeah, I don't know what.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 4: It's a fucking you're supposed to like say that when
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: you go to the thing, it's like you can get
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: it Mike's way.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let let us vinegar, so just a
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 5: standard sandwich.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: It's just the stuff that you would want on a
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 4: typical sandwich, lettuce, tomato, vinegar, olive, oil, a regno salt.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 5: It's just so you don't list off all those ingredients. Yeah, Mike,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: I would approve of.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: Mike sold out to corporate, like Mike got bought by
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: private equity, Like that's what happened.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: Way, that's why the breads also, you.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: Know, dilute the quality of the bread. And Jimmy Johns
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: though slop. Jimmy Johnson's still Mom and Pop.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: Jimmy John's is their bread.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 5: A while ago, I was Jimmy's way.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: Yet now Jimmy, lets you decide.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: Wasn't he the guy that was like maybe having sex
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: with a ark or something in a picture? The owner
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 5: Mike did that, m Jimmy, Yeah, Jimmy or john sending
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: the a shark that he caught. I think I don't
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 5: remember that. Caleb did the video on it.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: They thought it was the sandwich guys man. They got
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: the room because they're so fucking rich they could do
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: whatever they want.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 5: It was there. They thought it was Jimaway and the
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 5: coach of Florida finger in the gills.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: I didn't realize how big Jimmy was. Guy's a fucking unit.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 5: Maybe that's why it was. He's bigger than the shark.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 5: Where he like found the guy, he like brought out
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 5: the guy. So that's not Jimmy.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: No, it's like another it's it's just a looklike.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's not the actual guy. I don't think so
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 5: it's the word the story. It was just a nasty rumor. Well,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 5: they put the hush on this thing.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 4: Imagine being the owner of Jimmy John's and there's just
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: a dude that looks exactly like that's just fucking shock.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: Oh that's what it was.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: No, No, it was a guy that looked like the
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: coach of Florida. They thought it was Jim mcilwaine, the
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: coach of Florida.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 5: And geess is he jim from Jimmy's.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: No, but the guy from Jimmy Johns also is like
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: in that circle of guys. I see, it's just a
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: circle of like super rich guys that.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: Look like shark is a bullshark. He's actually fucking a
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 5: great wife. That's why that's how the rumor started. The
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 5: guy's a perv.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 6: Hey guys, it's big cat. When you're on a long
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 6: road trip traveling between cities, anything can happen, flat tires,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 6: endless traffic, stopping to see a fifty foot wooden alligator.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 6: But I suspect everything actually happens for a REases, Like
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 6: is grit week really a time to visit different training
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 6: camps or is it just an excuse to check out
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 6: different places to get a reses? And when we stopped
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 6: to fuel up or are we really stopping to refuel
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 6: on reses After countless miles thinking about chocolate and peanut butter,
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 6: it all starts to make sense that everything happens for
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 6: a reses.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: Oh man, it's a disgusting and nasty time. But I
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: fun with Jimmy Johnes, though I just haven't had it
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: in a while. I think their bread's good and honestly, weirdly,
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: I like their mayonnaise. Yeah, I'll enjoy their mayo.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: They're they're Jimmy John's is good.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: They make a solid they make a solid sandwich, and
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: they've got a good brownie, damn good brown.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: You go there so much, you're almost we would assume
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 5: you're you're pretty locked in with those guys. Yeah, I
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: know him pretty well. Yeah, you think caught the shark
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 5: off camera? Watching this guy you playing shark.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: If you put on a ton of weight, you could
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: look like one of those shark talking guys.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 5: Totally. The stand up goes really good for you.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: I could see that being your trajectory where you just
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: catch sharks and fuck.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 5: It's definitely possible. Now you have you ever tried to
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: go to go big? Or you just more of a fish.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 4: Guy, fish guy for sure. I even said when we
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 4: were when we were catching fucking uh well, where were
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 4: we catching? Down in Kobya No, not kobea tarpar and
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: we were catching the tarpin. I was like, I'm fine
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: not catching wear. Watching Francis catch one was plenty for me.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 5: That guy's an athlete though he could fight a fish
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: for four hours. What do you say, time?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 4: What did you say right before he caught the fish?
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 5: And then he was like I'm.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: Getting pretty tired, he said something. He was like, time
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: to be witness the fitness. He's ready to witness the fitness.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 5: He's a rhyme guy.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: Like five minutes and he's like looking around, four arms
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 4: are going.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 5: I used to man, my we we still fishing trips
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 5: with my dad. That ship is tough. Yeah, it's just
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 5: a muscle, those big fighting against you. Yeah, that's why
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 5: you need a chair with a plug in. With the
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 5: big ones he had, the dad used the ball, yeah,
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 5: the big black.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: But it's not just a muscle. It's also fighting for
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: its life.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: That is correct.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like fighting with every ounce of its being.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 5: That's what it's like.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: It fears fears death.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's it's streamlined for the environment you're trying
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 5: to pull it out of, right, has fins. Yeah, you know,
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 5: my dad was a case man. He used to he
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 5: didn't even do a boat. He would walk. He would
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 5: catch some crabs first, and then he would walk into
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 5: the ocean off the beach. Oh yeah, I don't even
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 5: know if this was legal, but and then he would
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: just cast and then walk back PVC pipe Oh yeah,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 5: in the beach. That's a lot of people do. And
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: then he would pull in a hammerhead and you're just like,
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 5: who the fuck is this crazy? Get a crowd around, Yeah,
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 5: I'm sure for three hours. That's not my back, dude.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: Those sharks that apparently they take like hours to reel in, right, yes, yeah, yes,
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: ye see that doesn't sound fun.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 5: And he's on the beach. There's no chair in the
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 5: boat contraption. He's just running around. He's just yeah. It's
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: like he's telling other families. They're like duck because he's
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: got to put the line over the top. Again. Not
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 5: even sure if this was legal, but it's pretty bad ass.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: So guys are catching sharks on purpose, Yeah, they're trying
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: trying to bring the shark to them.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 5: I don't know if on to the beach. I'm not
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 5: a child watching this happen.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 4: No, I've seen the videos of it being them getting beached.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 4: People do it night. Yeah, and then it's like they
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: just got a flashlight and there's like a massive shark
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 4: in the water.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: That's a crazy thing to want closer to you, you know,
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: like a fish. It's like, oh, that's sustenance, Like, uh,
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: there's a prize to it, Like that's a that's a predator. Yeah,
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: I probably would want to kill you if it had
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: the chance. Dear hunter, he had that thing where you
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: just got it. He's that caveman I got a hunt.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: I gotta feel like a like I'm still like so
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: got it, you know. That's his call of duty.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 5: Black kids at this game anymore. Yeah, using fish bought really.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: Cheat, that's I mean like live bait is amoss.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh definitely, or even on the boat using that
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 4: radar ship so you just know they are the old story.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 5: You just drop it in, Exactly. Isn't that considered like
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 5: if in the fishing competitions, aren't you like not allowed
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 5: to I don't know.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 4: We talked about this before we went fishing, and I
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 4: said that live bait is cheating. And then we were
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 4: on the boat and they have the big thing and
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: I was like, there's like if you're using live bait
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 4: and then you have a scanner that tell you where
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 4: the fish is. Yes, I kind I feel like we're
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: going a little bit further away from fishing exactly.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: You still want to have to be able. I saw
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 5: the coolest video ever. It's it's so funny. They catch
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 5: a guy who had put little ball weights inside.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we've seen We've talked about that.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 5: Funny Yeah, because they just start carrying carrying each one.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god, are you serious.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 5: Just the whitest, oldest thing in the whitest sport ever.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: We watched, We watched, We haven't watched it.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: We haven't talked about that since we've had video capabilities,
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: maybe just for old time, says.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: The guy's face is so great because he's just staring
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 4: at it. Can't say anything because apparently those guys had
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 4: won the last like multiple tournaments.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 5: It's so funny, dude, they got weights and fish. Well,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: I don't want to ruin this for the fans if
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 5: they've already seen you guys talk about this, but it
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 5: was such a funny video for my own pleasure. Oh man,
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 5: got it. Just the first couple, they're just going nuts
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 5: on this guy. I don't know, we're not gonna get
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 5: the fuck out of here.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: And they were putting filet of fish in there, too,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: were they?
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 5: I think? So that's so awesome just picturing the guys
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 5: catch it and then just start stuffing the fish.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: Do you think which one of them do you think
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: was like the first one is like imagine being the
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 4: first suggest there is.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 5: Man, he just yeah, I don't know how that got
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 5: in there? What the fuck is that? How do you
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 5: you think they're not going to notice that your fish
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 5: weighs three dred, your your large mouse pass wears three pounds?
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 5: I know, right, Like they're all, they're weighing every fish.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 5: It's like the guys that used to put like rocks
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 5: in their boxing gloves and then like one jab and
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 5: the guys in a coma, and it's like you didn't
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 5: think we were gonna check your gloves after the thing.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: But it's like all of these fish, like they're obviously
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 4: some are bigger than others, but they're pretty similar inside.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, you're gonna hold up one and be like, yeah,
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 5: buy a couple of ounces. Yeah, I should win like
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 5: nineteen pounds, you know, every single time because it don't
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 5: cut off all right, fine, sorry, I don't know we
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 5: wanted to win.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: The fucking the rocks or like the plaster in the
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: boxing gloves is another insane.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 5: Whatever, ye anything that gloves is like.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: There's a famous boxer that got caught with like putting
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: plaster in his fucking.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 5: Boxing like yours. Yeah, that's so like mean and fucking
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 5: it's so dangerous.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta feel bad doing that first, your fucking knuckles.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 5: Miguel Codo.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 4: The first time you're doing it, you're probably like, I'm
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: sure it's just gonna hurt, like a little more guys
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 4: out after one punch, like, holy.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: Ship, Oh man, that's so mean. Like, at least in
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: a fishing competition, it's like no one's getting hurt except
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: for the fish you're killing.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, this is this is pretty brutal.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: You're just attacking someone with a weapon.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 5: Well, boxing, you're already so liable to maybe die me.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 5: Isn't that one of the highest rates of death and
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 5: sports because you're just getting punched in the head for
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 5: an hour? Did you guys?
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: Do you guys see the boxing ship this weekend? It
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: was like Johnny Manzel against Bob Men Oh yeah, we
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: were talking about that.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 4: I was telling him about how before when that Stephen
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 4: j thing happened, I said that Johnny Manzel was going
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 4: to try to fight in rough and rowdy.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: And he and then he did, yeah, found an avenue
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: and then uh super hot fire fought against standing up
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: and then ray J was like, you fucked up the
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: money for all of us. Like I'm not going to
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: say what happened, but like we messed it up for
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: all of us, just like blatantly snitching that they had
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: fixed the fight.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 5: So worth it though. I would do that too. I'd
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 5: knock him out. I don't care. Yeah.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: Fuck it if you have knockout. He was like with
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: like a left too. It was like a fucking nasty
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: ass left.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: I just don't get how they're like allowed to do these, Like,
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: so are you allowed to bet on these fights?
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: I would assume that's kind of the point, isn't it.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 4: I know what we don't know?
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, so probably the ones who started the whole
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 5: celebrity boxing stuff. Why is that that? Why are we
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 5: in this universe? You feel like it was like Jake Paul.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: I think that this should existed because Minute Bowl fought
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: against Fridge Perry.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 5: Minuke Bowl is this dude? Who those people?
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: MINUW Bowl is the seventh with the basketball player?
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 4: Oh is that the one the guy swimming in the pool.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 5: Yes. Yeah, he's the tallest ever.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: And there's an he fought against Refrigerator Perry, who's a
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: football player who's like six too and like three hundred
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: and fifty pounds.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 5: It's like a hilarious, Oh my god, Fridge Perry, he
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 5: was on the bear.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe I think there's footage of the fight Fridge Perry
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: versus Minut Bowl.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 5: Little did they know one day they were going to
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 5: make Jake Paul fight Mike Tyson. Yeah, they got us
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 5: down this path. Well that's so sick. Maybe just to watch.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah it did happen. Oh fucking nuts that they got
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 5: the ready to rumble guy. Yeah, that's awesome. It was one.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it has to be the Yeah, it
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: has to be all had no palate, bro, that's great.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 5: Why did he do this? Dude? Who knows you need
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 5: the money.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: He's just fucking brave. His son Bubull made the NBA too.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 4: He kind of looks big in this though, so Bulbul
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 4: is his it's gotta be his kin. He doesn't look
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 4: as like skinny.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 5: Oh very I mean though.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 4: Yes, I've got the double dsits on that coun it's insane.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 5: That is great, But this is like not even put
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 5: okay there he goes.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: This is like the nineties. Yeah, three what does it
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: say the three hundred plus three fifty plus six three feet?
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 5: Look at that reach difference. Yeah, mann and is insane.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 5: Just hit him from the opposite corner, fighting with the yardsticks. Dude,
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 5: that's fucking nuts. Okay, they get they gave him helmets.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 5: Oh it doesn't look that much tall or very tentative
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 5: to start.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 4: This guy looks the Fridge looks like he's six weeks off.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 5: The cat, so they locked up immediately.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, if you're the Fridge, you got straight
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 4: for the lock up.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 5: Bridge does not look for tackle. He trying to play
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 5: football out there. He does not look like an athlete.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 5: The same guy, well not anymore. He's on his prime.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: They just sent in the fat guy with head gear
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: a bowl.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 5: One gave it the bowl. The bowl was a decision.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 5: Fridge can barely even fucking move. Made it ten seconds?
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 5: Is he drinking milk just before peptiz? Before you could
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 5: really induce yourself?
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: Back up, dude, did you guys see the steroid games
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: were happening?
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 5: That's what I was referencing ear enhance the games. That's
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 5: what it was in Vegas. Yeah, yeah, there was like
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 5: did it already happened or supposed to have?
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: I know that the at least one hundred meters dash,
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: and like the what the power lifting happened?
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 5: I saw, like the one hundred meter dash? We got
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 5: another times? What are the times? Seven?
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: It wasn't even faster beat? What's he didn't beat anybody?
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: He didn't beat like the dudes who are good in
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: like the nineteen eighties.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 5: That's gonna be depressing. Dude. What about like the weight
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 5: do they have like weightlifting and I would imagine muscularly
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 5: that's gotta be a huge thing.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: They said somebody snorted something like insane and started acting
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: like a crazy person before before lifting a half toned
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: immediately after.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, great way to go half tons insane. Just pick
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 5: up a hit.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: That's what's like for seeing someone run fast or a
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: jack guy swim fast, Like, who gives a fuck?
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 5: That's awesome, man.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it probably will like really hurt the professional sports
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 4: if these guys are on steroids and they're just like
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 4: matching the records and it's like, so those guys are
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 4: on steroids too, Like if you if the weightlifters are
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 4: getting the peak that the non steroid users are using, Yeah,
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 4: it's going to cause some problems.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 5: Well yeah, I mean I guess you could maybe argue
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 5: that you're saying maybe it was might be on roids.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 5: If he's even faster than the roided up goo, Yeah,
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 5: what's but he's also pott. He is a freaking.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: He's running on inter national pussys. He was like built
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: to be Yeah, exactly do.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 4: You think you're saying will always be running, like you
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 4: think he'll be like eighty and people will be like,
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 4: do a little forty four us.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah you still.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of thing like that story about Michael Jordan
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: shooting a free throw at the Airbnb or whatever, just
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: like run us one hundred, yeah, quick hundred, letting you
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: stay at my house.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they said that.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: He fucked the most at the Olympics and like his
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: wife was just fine with it.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 5: She just gets it. Bringing on gold, were trying to
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 5: break a record here.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think Jamaicans are built different. Yeah, I
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: think infidelity doesn't have different doesn't hit the same within
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: the Jamaican community.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's pretty sick.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: How many baby mamas did Bob Marley have a lot?
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 5: He did? Right?
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: I think it wasn't like thirty kids with the same woman,
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: was it.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: He had her on her back.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 5: Seven eleven children was seven different eleven. I thought it
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 5: was like thirty. When you look up the like, uh,
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 5: maybe like whole body count might be in the million,
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 5: but easy was up there for sure. Yeah.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: When you look up the reggae artists that have the
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: most kids, there's like some that have like fifty something
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: about the reggae community.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, these brothers were fucking. Everything's just cool.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all just good vibe.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 5: What he understands. Here we go, Holy Aston Barrett. Shoutout Aston,
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 5: family man Barrett.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 4: I was playing in the Enhanced Games. Forty one kids,
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 4: forty one Oh my mothers. Yeah, some Mormons. I talked
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 4: to a lot of day Gifts. Yeah, man, I don't think.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 4: I don't think he's like gets like when an when
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 4: the quarterback gets the line gifts.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 5: As you all watch it in a row. Now tomorrow's
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 5: back to blocking boys.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: I talked to my uber driver in North Carolina a
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago said that he married a Filipino
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: woman and he went to the Philippines and she was
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: the last of eighteen kids. And they said that when
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: they bought that, when they built their house, they just
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: built it like sideways, and so every time there would
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: be a new kid, the dad would just build another
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: room sideways. It was just like a long ass sideways house.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. Imagine being the last kid.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: He said it was nine boys, nine girls room. He
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: was like, you know what the chances of that are?
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know. It's like fifty got
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: my ass? Got my ass good? Yeah, nothing like being
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: fertile as hell. Forty one kids is fucking nuts. Elephant
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: Man had thirty eight children. We got the whole list here,
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: Dan Moran Ninja Man had twenty three.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 5: Nick Cannon's not even on the list. No, not even close. Yeah,
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 5: he's only got like ten ms bunch muscas ten around ten.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Cannon's got to be like eighteen these days.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 5: Look up easy after, I wonder what, because I know
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 5: you were not an easy guy. You would have he
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 5: would have kept going problem. Yeah, then you know, I'm.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 4: Pretty sure the red I think I read a book
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 4: about Boys or Not Boys in the Hood about nw
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 4: A and eleven, and I read that like easy E
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 4: and his friend were in like a competition to see
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 4: like who could impregnate the most women?
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, dude, And then he got aids. Yeah, how
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 5: many of his bm's got aids? Eleven? I've I had
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 5: to guess, maybe let me get one more?
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 4: Like no, you're dying, yeah, because I don't think he
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 4: ever even really accepted that he had AIDS.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 5: That's bad. Do you think his friend feels bad since
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 5: like he won? Well, yeah, it's like Survivors Guild or like,
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 5: without that competition, maybe easy he wouldn't have gone so hard.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: Also that's a crazy time. There's an unfortunate time for
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: them to get into that competition.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 5: Maybe that's what it is. Yeah, just ahead of his Yeah,
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 5: they pushed that off twenty years.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like they're fine. Like what if Elon Musk got
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 1: AIGs from just trying to run.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 5: Nick Cannon hosting Active you can beat that ship today
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 5: too though. Well that's the other thing. They got meds Now,
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 5: you know.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: They got that good ass prep, that prep.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 5: And if you're that big, that famous, people might still
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 5: go for it even if they know what you got.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 5: You know, if you got the prep that you're prepped up.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you've been doing your prep work, then people
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 4: don't really care.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 5: I think, yeah, yeah, I used to do a bit
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 5: about that because I definitely care. It was a friend
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 5: of a friend that was trying to get some of
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 5: the prep, uh you know, prophylactically just in case, and
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  Speaker 5: they wouldn't let him because they said he wasn't sexually
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  Speaker 5: active enough, which is a pretty funny dia. I can't
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  Speaker 5: even get it. Yeah, then your doctor's telling you that
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 5: you're not gonna, yeah, prescribe these. You don't need this. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I can just tell from looking at you the chart here,
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 5: you're down here. How do they take prep? They're hot,
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 5: all right, best in our bright Yeah, they're fucking all
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  Speaker 5: the time. I was gay. I'm not anywhere near you.
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  Speaker 4: Why don't you get some tile and all or something
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 4: like that for your age? So it was obviously gay, bro, No, No,
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  Speaker 4: I think he was straight.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 5: I think he was. He was. He's a parento straight
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 5: guy trying to get ahead of it. And I think
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 5: back then they also were trying to preserve it for
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 5: the gay community in general. I mean, obviously there's exceptions,
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 5: but you know.
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  Speaker 4: Ration from the exception of them holding it from the gay.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 5: That tends to be where this stuff breaks out. Shall
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 5: we say? Yeah? Shout out to Easy Dude, Gone too Soon, the.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: Most famous gay brother.
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  Speaker 4: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Well that that was part of the That was part
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 5: of the movie when he gets diagnosed. I remember him
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 5: yelling at his doctor, I'm not fucking gay. Yeah, because
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 5: that was back then, people thought, you know, I mean,
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 5: you get aids, you get gang Yeah, it's tough.
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  Speaker 4: It's tough getting aids, and like, really trying to push
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 4: that you're not gay.
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  Speaker 1: Especially then yeah, well I only gay guys.
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  Speaker 5: Easy, what are you talking about? Man to measure that
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 5: you got the gay disease.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 1: Literally calling it the gay virus under dudes, that happened
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent gay measure.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 5: That was COVID. Yeah, only gay people were getting it.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 5: And then and then next thing, you a sassins upward.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 5: I mean with a mask on. Oh man, closer than
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 5: you think.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 1: Because monkey pire monkey pox was going around then that
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 1: was supposed to be a gay thing and had something
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 1: similar to monkey pox.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 4: I thought I had monkey pop for a minute, and
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 4: then I was in the reddit and I was like,
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 4: I do not have monkey pox.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 5: I am not gay. I'm not doing that kind of stuff.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 4: People in the breddit were talking about fucking like multiple
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 4: times a day, like different people, and I was like,
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 4: you got the wrong guy.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 1: I did, like a plank on the wrong Matt. That
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 1: is what's nice about it, Like there's always mostly gay
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 1: dudes who are fucking way more than you could ever imagine.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you couldn't even Yeah, it's another level gay sex
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 4: parties because you don't have to.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 5: It's it's just they're waiting for it's just dinner every night.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 5: It's just ready for you.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's what are we fucking tonight? Where we fucking later?
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 5: Where? And how much? How many of us are getting together?
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 5: I pick up you five? Got next? No more? Sure?
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 5: It's guys all skinned, all skins. Yeah, good lord, those
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 5: boys are having fun out there. All right?
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 4: All right, well fun episode. Thanks for coming on, Nick.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 4: Anything you want to plug?
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 5: Uh yeah absolutely. I'm in Wilmington, North Carolina this weekend.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 5: This comes out tomorrow, right, yeah, yeah, so this weekend
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 5: dead Crow.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 4: Oh hell yeah, I'm doing that in j Yeah, dude, Yeah.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 5: I've heard very good things. So police come out because
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 5: it was a last minute booking. So so it's mine.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 5: Any any tickets whatsoever from boy dad? No, no, no, we're
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 5: not doing it. But you're both going to be at
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 5: that airport, not at the same time, probably at different times.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm asking. Oh yeah, yeah, that's the airport
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 1: I just flew into. Oh wow, they got Bago at
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 1: the airport. You unc Wilmington sweatshirts. That's the sweatshirt I
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 1: was gonna get. You got to get one of those sweathirts.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 1: I'll give you a little bit of cash to get
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 1: one for yourself.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 5: That'd be huge. I'll take one too. I don't know.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 5: I like, I do like to get much of if
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 5: it's a cool town, cool sports, yeah something.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: It's an obscure one you un see. Wilmington is obscure.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: And he also only wears blue sweatshirts with white right.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 5: I understand. But the band of brothers I'm talking to,
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 5: I get it.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah you wouldn't understand, bro, you wouldn't get it.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 4: Fuck yeah, all right, Well, well we'll be back on Thursday.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 4: Is Francis back on Thursday?
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 5: No, we miss you.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 1: Francis miss in Ireland with his new brother's jersey Jerry.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 5: He actually stole your brother.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 4: Jerry is not in Ireland.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 1: Are you sure?
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 1: Al right, maybe we need jersey Jerry out here. Francis,
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 1: thank you, brother, Thank you so much.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 5: Boy dad, It's going to be back sweet yeah h