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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 2nd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Insensitivity training. Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning. Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: Happy second day of your birthday month, Menace.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 4: Today is October the 2nd, 2026. And you guys, today
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  Speaker 4: is Friday.
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  Speaker 2: Yay! Oh, ho, ho! Girl. I feel ya.
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  Speaker 4: Don't I know.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Woody Show. My name is Woody. That
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  Speaker 2: is Greg Gorey. We got Menace. What is up?
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Gina Graham.
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  Speaker 5: Hi.
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  Speaker 4: There's Seabass. Sammy's here.
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  Speaker 2: I know. Jeff G.
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  Speaker 6: Hey.
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  Speaker 2: We got Morgan.
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  Speaker 4: We got Vaughn.
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  Speaker 2: Dumbass Tyler is here. We got Bort. We got Menji.
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  Speaker 4: And we got a Friday on our hands, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: It is the Woody Show. All right.
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  Speaker 7: Friday.
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  Speaker 3: Friday.
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  Speaker 4: Is here now we just gotta get through the morning
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  Speaker 4: into the weekend as quickly as we can we got
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  Speaker 4: the fail stories we got the duiq coming up for
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  Speaker 4: you today plenty of stuff to make the time just
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  Speaker 4: you know whip on by uh thank you for being
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  Speaker 4: here phones are open 877-44-woody friday check-in send those on
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  Speaker 4: the text over.
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  Speaker 2: To 22987 today october 2nd is world.
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  Speaker 4: Smile day oh babe How do they do those things?
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  Speaker 4: I've seen like the commercials for the dentist where they
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  Speaker 4: can basically remodel your mouth in one day.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: How's that possible?
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  Speaker 8: I think they just put you to sleep and work
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  Speaker 8: their butts off.
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  Speaker 4: Why is it like if I go in for like
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  Speaker 4: a root canal, that's like two visits, you know, because
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  Speaker 4: you at least got to come back for, you know,
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  Speaker 4: they'll do all the work. And they'll put the temporary
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  Speaker 4: crown on there. And you had to come back for
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  Speaker 4: the permanent one. But meanwhile, they take someone who looks
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  Speaker 4: like they got a donkey mouth. And then within 24 hours.
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  Speaker 2: They basically just file down all your teeth like shark
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  Speaker 2: teeth and then put caps on them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: They knock you out and put screws in.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, the screws have to settle. Oh, do they? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It takes like six months. At least six months.
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  Speaker 4: You got a dental implant, Craig.
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  Speaker 2: I sure did.
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  Speaker 4: I got a dental implant. You got a dental implant.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have a screw? I have a screw. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: my x-rays look so cool.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: The screw in my jaw.
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  Speaker 3: And it took. Six months of letting it stand.
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  Speaker 10: Was it expensive?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it was a fortune, man.
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  Speaker 8: Was the screw just out and about for six months?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: You could feel it and everything? I had a cap
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  Speaker 2: that I would wear on top of it. I have
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  Speaker 2: a dental implant. But I could take it out and
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  Speaker 2: look at the screw. Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Today is World Farm Animals Day. It's International Day of Nonviolence,
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  Speaker 4: which it's Friday. How pissed can you be?
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see.
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  Speaker 4: We've got International Guardian Angel Day.
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  Speaker 8: What does that mean?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, guardian angels? Someone's kind of maybe looking at.
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  Speaker 2: You, I guess. The guardian angels, who are the original
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  Speaker 2: cart narcs of New York City. Oh, yeah, them too, right?
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  Speaker 2: Subway narcs. Yeah, exactly. Today is National Custodian Day.
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  Speaker 8: Awesome, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: National Name Your Car Day, which I've never done.
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  Speaker 2: I know a lot of people do that. Oh, I did.
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  Speaker 2: In high school, Silver Passion.
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  Speaker 4: And then today is National Fried Scallops Day.
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  Speaker 8: I don't think I've ever had a fried scallop.
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  Speaker 4: I just think of Gordon Ramsay now. Every time I
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  Speaker 4: hear scallops or Beef Wellington, those two things.
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  Speaker 2: Totally. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: This is when Greg called the dentist. Since we're talking
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  Speaker 4: about Greg and his dental.
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  Speaker 2: This is the birth of. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, Menace put this together forever ago. He had
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  Speaker 4: all these clips of Greg from the show, including.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And he called a dentist's office. And he used the
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  Speaker 4: clips on one of those. Remember the soundboard prank calls
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  Speaker 4: were so big?
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  Speaker 2: They're so funny. That's what Menace did for this one.
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  Speaker 5: Dr.
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  Speaker 2: S * * *' s office.
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  Speaker 11: This is S * * *.
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  Speaker 12: How may I help you?
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  Speaker 2: So expensive. It's not even funny. What's too expensive?
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  Speaker 3: They basically, like, squeeze your cheeks, and they call that
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  Speaker 3: tissue analysis. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Who are you trying to speak to? I have a
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  Speaker 2: dental implant, which looks really cool on the x-rays.
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  Speaker 13: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: My dog just had an abscess in his head, and
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  Speaker 3: it swelled up to the size of a grapefruit. Just
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  Speaker 3: glad it didn't happen to me, because if it did,
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  Speaker 3: it wouldn't be funny.
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  Speaker 6: Hold on one second.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: There it is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Who are you holding for?
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  Speaker 2: I have a dental implant.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 14: What can I help you with?
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  Speaker 2: The average person in the U.S. spent $ 542, which sounds
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  Speaker 2: really low to me.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: You need one. Closed your eardrums to me. I have
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  Speaker 2: a dental implant.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: So you had.
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  Speaker 1: It done elsewhere?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 13: Do you want to make an appointment and come in
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  Speaker 13: and let him look at it if.
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  Speaker 12: You have problems with it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: You said you already have it done, right?
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 15: You have an implant and you want it removed?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. Why do you want it removed?
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  Speaker 3: We're taking the whole staff to Cancun, plus on a
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  Speaker 3: cruise they've got gambling.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, the only thing that I can suggest is that
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  Speaker 13: if you're having problems with it, come in and let
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  Speaker 13: the doc look at it and decide what needs.
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  Speaker 2: To be done.
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  Speaker 3: That's weird, because they've got to pull the tooth, put
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  Speaker 3: it in the post, let that heal.
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  Speaker 2: Bastards. Bastards. That was it. That's a Woody.
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  Speaker 4: Show classic right there. God, that's funny.
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  Speaker 2: 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 4: Text us over to 22987. We've got some more Woody
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  Speaker 4: Show for you next.
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  Speaker 2: Hang on.
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  Speaker 14: The Woody Show returns.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to win a 98-inch television? What's going on, everybody?
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  Speaker 2: It's Menace. I'm going to be at Lazy Dog Restaurant
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  Speaker 2: LA Live doing a watch party for the Rams versus
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  Speaker 2: Bills game at Lazy Dog Restaurant. It starts at 5 p.m.
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  Speaker 2: TCL said they're going to hook me up with a
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  Speaker 2: 98-inch TV to give away. Plus, I'll have a ton
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  Speaker 2: of other prizes. But all you got to do is
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  Speaker 2: show up and you might go home with a 98-inch TV. television,
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  Speaker 2: and much, much more. So mark your calendars. October 12th,
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  Speaker 2: 5 p.m. Lazy Dog Restaurant LA Live. In the meantime,
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  Speaker 2: keep enjoying the Woody Show podcast. All right. Let's check
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  Speaker 2: in with Gina Grand.
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  Speaker 4: Lots to talk about with the trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah. So first, just a quick heads up. We've got
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  Speaker 8: a lot of legal updates today, but they're all really
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  Speaker 8: big stories.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, all these stories are.
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  Speaker 14: It's got to be done.
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  Speaker 2: High profile cases.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of people chatting about them and talking about them.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What's happening? Oh, my God. We don't make the news.
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  Speaker 2: We just report it. Thank you.
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  Speaker 8: Well, let's start off with Gypsy Rose Blanchard.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, she's in the news?
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  Speaker 6: Good.
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  Speaker 2: Gypsy.
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  Speaker 8: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: What's up with Gypsy?
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  Speaker 16: Well, her fiance, Ken Urker, was found dead in his
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  Speaker 16: Louisiana home yesterday.
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  Speaker 8: On his birthday, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: This bitch is a black widow.
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  Speaker 1: Seriously.
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  Speaker 16: He was only 33 years old. Gypsy texted him, happy birthday.
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  Speaker 16: She didn't get a response. Then her brother, Dylan, and
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  Speaker 16: his wife found him unresponsive when they showed up to
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  Speaker 16: take him to dinner. So Gypsy told People magazine he
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  Speaker 16: died of an overdose in his bed and said, quote,
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  Speaker 16: I don't know if it was intentional or not. He
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  Speaker 16: was not in a good state of mind lately. And
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  Speaker 16: she blames his mental state on, quote, relentless cyberbullying. By
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  Speaker 16: the way, they have a nine-month-old daughter together and the sheriff,
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  Speaker 16: you know, says they're investigating the death.
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  Speaker 8: But she kind of told us.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, you get things. I understand life happens, right?
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  Speaker 4: Like you get caught up in what you got caught
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  Speaker 4: up in once. But then when it's just all these
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  Speaker 4: people around you are always dying.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And it's always like kind of suspicious or weird. You know,
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  Speaker 4: 33 year old people just don't die.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now he's 38, right? 33. Oh, 33? That's what she
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  Speaker 2: said in the story. I don't know how old he is.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, but like, you know, it just doesn't happen like that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know, like overdose? Yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 4: But like, why is it that it always follows around
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  Speaker 4: certain people? Where there's smoke, there's fire.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And also, she's the ultimate example of everything she did.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, she was the victim.
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  Speaker 2: For a big chunk of her life.
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  Speaker 4: Can we bet on Kalshi if she did it? Or
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  Speaker 4: she's in some way responsible? What's the prediction market on that?
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  Speaker 2: Not to be a samey, but I think he might
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  Speaker 2: have just did it to himself. It's his birthday. He's
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  Speaker 2: probably partying. Yeah, it's my birthday. You know what I
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  Speaker 2: want to do? Whatever I want. I want to die today.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing. He's just doing drugs.
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  Speaker 3: But I think she's the ultimate example of once you're
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  Speaker 3: out of prison, fly under the radar.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. No. Go away.
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  Speaker 8: It can't be done with reality stars.
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  Speaker 2: No way. Yeah, she has to make a living.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, what was she going to do?
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  Speaker 2: Get a job.
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  Speaker 8: Doing what? Yeah, does she have skills?
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  Speaker 16: Well, we know baby Jessica was a nurse or whatever
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  Speaker 16: before all her craziness.
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  Speaker 6: Yep.
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  Speaker 16: Well, let's move on to good old Krista Pike, who
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  Speaker 16: we've been hearing about a lot the last few days.
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  Speaker 8: She is alive.
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  Speaker 16: She's in critical condition at an undisclosed hospital after receiving
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  Speaker 16: life-saving medical care.
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  Speaker 8: Remember, she was the one that was.
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  Speaker 4: I never paid attention to her name. I'm like, who's
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  Speaker 4: Krista Pike? This is the woman in Tennessee they tried
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  Speaker 4: to put to death.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 10: Twice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: With the pentobarbital.
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  Speaker 2: She's a human cockroach. Totally. Can't be killed.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, and.
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  Speaker 16: Did you know, by the way, that since she says
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  Speaker 16: she has this bad history with men, that she requested
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  Speaker 16: an all-female execution team?
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  Speaker 8: Oh, that's cool. I did not know you could make
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  Speaker 8: these kind of requests.
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  Speaker 2: Was that her final wish? Maybe because she knew.
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  Speaker 8: They'd somehow screw it up, which they did.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, somebody left us an after-hours voicemail about that, actually.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see.
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  Speaker 2: 877-44-Woody.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, I was following the Tennessee women execution thing. And
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  Speaker 6: I just found out that the woman that was being
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  Speaker 6: executed had a lot of bad experiences with men so
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  Speaker 6: she requested a whole women execution team and they f * * * ed.
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  Speaker 2: Up twice I.
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  Speaker 4: Wonder do.
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  Speaker 6: You think is that a coincidence or is that just
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  Speaker 6: because men are better That's killing women.
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  Speaker 2: He's just thinking out loud, guys. He's thinking out loud.
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  Speaker 8: He's just asking.
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  Speaker 2: And why is it that women always do other women dirty? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know what?
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  Speaker 8: Well, I think they saved her life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, did they do her dirty?
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I think they were on her side.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, if you look at the resume, men
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  Speaker 2: do have a clean track record of, you know, getting
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  Speaker 2: the job done. That's true.
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  Speaker 8: Wow, that's something to think about.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Again, Greg, we talk about this all the time. Like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: if you're scheduled for execution, but you're sick on that day,
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  Speaker 4: they won't do it because they got to make sure
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  Speaker 4: that you're perfectly healthy.
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  Speaker 2: That I don't get. Before they put.
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  Speaker 4: The IV, the needle in, they got to use the
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  Speaker 4: alcohol swab to make sure.
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  Speaker 2: What, in case you get an infection? All right, so
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  Speaker 2: you're putting her to death and it doesn't go right.
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  Speaker 2: Now she's in critical condition. Just let her go. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this is an easy way. Yeah, like.
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  Speaker 4: We're life-saving measures.
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  Speaker 6: Why?
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  Speaker 2: You were just trying to put her to death.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 6: Which is it?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe somebody in the hospital can kink her IV or something.
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  Speaker 16: And how many times have you had food poisoning or
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  Speaker 16: been hungover?
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  Speaker 2: You're like, I just wish I would die.
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  Speaker 1: Like, done.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No problem.
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  Speaker 3: Also along those lines, the best is when they do
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  Speaker 3: execute somebody and it was painful. And they say it
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  Speaker 3: was a botched execution.
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  Speaker 2: Was it? It was successful.
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  Speaker 8: It seems successful.
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  Speaker 2: Complete success. Yeah. And for people who did really awful,
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  Speaker 2: rotten things to other people, you think about the victim
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  Speaker 2: and the way they died and what they must be
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  Speaker 2: going through. It's hard for me to find any sympathy
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  Speaker 2: in my heart.
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  Speaker 3: Totally.
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  Speaker 2: Or my thinking when they go, oh, well, it was torturous.
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  Speaker 2: It was whatever.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, all right, well, that seems more eye for
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  Speaker 4: an eye, which... I'm okay with it.
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  Speaker 8: And she did torture her victim.
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  Speaker 3: And this Krista Pike chick said that lethal injection, electric chair,
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  Speaker 3: et cetera, was against her religion because she's Buddhist. Is
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  Speaker 3: it part of any religion?
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  Speaker 2: Dude, that is.
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  Speaker 8: It's against my religion.
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  Speaker 4: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Satanism, I guess. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Oh my God, that's so awesome.
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  Speaker 2: They sacrifice, you know.
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 16: Well, this is the last legal update, I swear. But,
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  Speaker 16: you know, there are just there a lot today. So
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  Speaker 16: this one's about Lindsay Clancy. We all know that name now.
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  Speaker 16: She's the one who killed her kids. Well, the judge
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  Speaker 16: denied her lawyer's bid to have her murder case thrown out.
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  Speaker 4: That's the other one that they just turned around like
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  Speaker 4: all of a sudden, like this other chick said she's
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  Speaker 4: against my religion. Well, where was this? Were you a
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  Speaker 4: known Buddhist? And like, oh, man, I got this one friend, man.
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  Speaker 4: She's a Buddhist, right? Did your friends or family have
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  Speaker 4: any idea that you were? This case, this case was like, oh, no,
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  Speaker 4: she did it. But, you know, is she criminally responsible
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  Speaker 4: for it was the question. It was never, guys, we've
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  Speaker 4: never debated about whether she actually did it or not.
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  Speaker 8: Unless you had read it.
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  Speaker 4: It was just a matter of she was criminally responsible.
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  Speaker 2: Then all of a.
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  Speaker 4: Sudden, now we get the lone juror. Now it's a mistrial.
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  Speaker 4: Now they're talking about this stuff. And all of a
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  Speaker 4: sudden he's like, wait a minute. Did she even do it?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: These lawyers will go for anything.
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  Speaker 8: Well, the judge wasn't buying that.
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  Speaker 16: And they said there's plenty of enough evidence for a
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  Speaker 16: rational jury to convict. So the case is staying alive.
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  Speaker 16: The defense is also pushing Double Jeopardy to block a retrial.
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  Speaker 16: But again, Double Jeopardy, I'm no lawyer, but that doesn't
• 13:19
  Speaker 16: really make sense in this case. And last night on
• 13:22
  Speaker 16: Thursday Night Football, the Browns managed to beat the Steelers
• 13:25
  Speaker 16: despite Cleveland blowing an 11-point lead in the fourth quarter.
• 13:29
  Speaker 16: And Aaron Rodgers, Woody's favorite, tied it up with a
• 13:32
  Speaker 16: late touchdown and a two-point conversion. But then the Browns
• 13:35
  Speaker 16: got down the field and won it with a 56-yard
• 13:38
  Speaker 16: field goal with 10 seconds left.
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, people are trying to needle me about this, but
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: I've been saying that they were going to lose this game.
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: I never once said, oh, yeah, this one, no problem.
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: This is the one I'm like, nope, they're going to
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: lose this game.
• 13:52
  Speaker 8: Well, you're right.
• 13:52
  Speaker 16: And the Browns have a better record than the Rams
• 13:55
  Speaker 16: or the Chargers and are in first place in the
• 13:57
  Speaker 16: AFC North.
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: Nobody saw that coming. Nobody saw the Raiders for how
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: they're doing so far. Now, again, it's only week four.
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: We'll see how it is at the end of the season.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: Raiders!
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: A lot of surprises out there. Not surprised that the
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: Steelers lost that game. They have not beaten the Browns
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: in Cleveland. I think it was like nine games.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The last nine or whatever it is, five games
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: at home.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: It's some incredible depressing stat.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: We used to own that team. The doo-doos.
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: We used to own them.
• 14:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they were the punchline, right?
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: You would always go into their own stadium and beat them.
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: Handle them.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: But now, you know.
• 14:40
  Speaker 8: It's over for now.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: Whatever.
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: For now.
• 14:43
  Speaker 16: Well, you guys, this is big news. There's a new U.S.
• 14:45
  Speaker 16: passport design rolling out in 2028. This one has a
• 14:49
  Speaker 16: bigger gold seal, a bolder United States of America. And
• 14:52
  Speaker 16: the best part, I think, Sammy, I think this is
• 14:55
  Speaker 16: for you. In the interior pages.
• 14:57
  Speaker 8: If you flip it like a flip book, it looks
• 14:59
  Speaker 8: like the eagle is flying.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, cute.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Follow.
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: Guys, there's way too much talk about what the passport
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: looks like.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: Who cares?
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: The cool thing about this is that now you can
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: do the entire thing online.
• 15:10
  Speaker 8: That's the big headline.
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: Without going down to the, you know, get the stupid
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: photo done at one place and then take all the
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: paperwork and do all that and then go bring it
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: to the other place.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: That's awesome. You can do everything.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: See, that.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
• 15:22
  Speaker 8: That's the headline. All you have to do is go
• 15:23
  Speaker 8: to login.gov. Just upload your photo. You pay. You can
• 15:27
  Speaker 8: track it in real time.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: Great.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: It's awesome.
• 15:29
  Speaker 16: And Mark Rubio was doing this presentation about it. He said,
• 15:32
  Speaker 16: no printing forms, no drugstore hostage photo.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, great.
• 15:35
  Speaker 14: No middleman.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: That's the story.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Who cares what it looks like?
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 15:38
  Speaker 8: I just thought Sammy would like the eagle.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: I wonder if there's less pages, though, because no one
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: stamps anything anymore.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not even stamping anymore.
• 15:44
  Speaker 16: That is my favorite part. The only good part of
• 15:47
  Speaker 16: having a passport.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: You also put the stickers on your luggage.
• 15:50
  Speaker 8: And I was never that guy.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. It's too old timing.
• 15:54
  Speaker 16: You don't need to know where I've been. But also,
• 15:56
  Speaker 16: don't worry if you have an existing passport. It's still
• 15:58
  Speaker 16: valid till it expires. You don't have to get this
• 16:00
  Speaker 16: new one.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Check when mine expires.
• 16:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, please do that.
• 16:03
  Speaker 16: And finally, that new Tom Cruise movie is out today.
• 16:06
  Speaker 16: The one called Digger. He plays the world's most powerful
• 16:09
  Speaker 16: man trying to save humanity from a disaster he caused himself.
• 16:13
  Speaker 16: Not getting great reviews. I think that's projected to make
• 16:15
  Speaker 16: like $ 8 million.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: What?
• 16:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I just saw a headline, $ 8 to $ 12 million.
• 16:20
  Speaker 16: Also, from what I'm hearing, is a big old stinker, Verity,
• 16:24
  Speaker 16: the Anne Hathaway, Dakota Johnson movie, also with Josh Hartnett.
• 16:28
  Speaker 16: I was actually excited to see that, but I've seen
• 16:30
  Speaker 16: some pretty bad reviews. And then there's the Owen Wilson
• 16:33
  Speaker 16: and Matt Rife movie, Rolling Loud, the movie. That's where
• 16:35
  Speaker 16: Owen Wilson's character loses his son at Rolling Loud and
• 16:39
  Speaker 16: chaos ensues while they try to find him.
• 16:41
  Speaker 8: So have fun with that this weekend, everybody. And I
• 16:43
  Speaker 8: think Sammy's going to a couple of those. I'm going
• 16:45
  Speaker 8: to go see Digger. Okay, so let us know what
• 16:47
  Speaker 8: you think.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Well, she's got that pass, right?
• 16:49
  Speaker 12: Yeah, the AMC movie pass. So I already scheduled to
• 16:52
  Speaker 12: see Digger, and then all these reviews came out that
• 16:55
  Speaker 12: it's one of the worst movies of the year.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: But what do you care? It's all included in whatever the...
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: It's not free, but it's included in whatever the fee
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: that you pay. So go see it.
• 17:04
  Speaker 12: Yeah, no, I'm still going to go see it, but
• 17:05
  Speaker 12: I'm like, oh no, should I have looked into other options?
• 17:08
  Speaker 8: Sometimes the really weird bad ones end up being my favorites.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: So does Steamboat Willie, does your boyfriend go to these
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: movies with you?
• 17:16
  Speaker 12: Yeah, he had the pass before I did. He is
• 17:18
  Speaker 12: a movie person. He sees like every movie all the time.
• 17:21
  Speaker 8: He signed me up for this.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I knew this was like a newer thing for her,
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: but I was like, okay, now that she's living with somebody,
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: did she buy this to escape and get away and
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: have like her own alone time?
• 17:31
  Speaker 14: Oh no, they go together.
• 17:32
  Speaker 12: Yeah, we go together and he's had one for years.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:36
  Speaker 8: Well, that's what's going on, Woody.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Gina Grand.
• 17:38
  Speaker 8: You got it.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: All right. We are having a conversation about being late.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: And if somebody says, you know, I'll be there in
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: five minutes. What does that really mean?
• 17:58
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Liar. Yeah. We were asking T.O.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: Tim. So showing up 15 minutes late is acceptable to
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: most people.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: But then how late can you be before it's officially rude?
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: Right now, the right on time people like Greg mentioned,
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: he doesn't like right on time.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: If it's a dinner party, for example.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Right. And that's what I said, too.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: If it's a meal, you're going to someone's house for
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: a meal, sit down meal. They prepare dinner or, you know,
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: like whatever. Not just, hey, come over, watch the game.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: There's going to be food out. Not one of those situations.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: You know, if they're planning a meal, they're trying to
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: time it out.
• 18:37
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: So it's all ready.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: I still say there's like a 15, 20 minute window.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: For a social thing. But just in general, even for
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: whatever it is.
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: So you don't like right on time. Not really. But
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: what's too late?
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Hour?
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: An hour is too late.
• 18:53
  Speaker 8: Oh, I'd say like a half hour.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: I was going to say more like a half hour.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: 30 minutes. Yeah.
• 18:57
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: The normal by the numbers on this one is 29 minutes. Okay. Yeah,
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: without being rude. If you show up any later, don't
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: even bother going at all. 26% arriving an hour late
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: basically breaks the rules of etiquette.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: Unless that's discussed ahead of time, yeah.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: People quick with the excuses. A lot of people say,
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: I'm five minutes away. That's the biggest lie. Or, you know,
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: they go, they'll get it. I'm just leaving now. When
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: they're already there and waiting for you, like you're going
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: to be meeting somebody somewhere.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's annoying.
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: But doctor's appointments, for example, I get there way too early.
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: Oh, they don't care about us.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: They don't care about us. And then you wait even longer.
• 19:39
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: I love when they'll say, if you're not here within
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: five minutes or ten minutes.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Of your appointment... We're canceling. We're going to cancel. And
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: charge you. But meanwhile... if.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: You get there, you'd be sitting there for 45 minutes.
• 19:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you're just lucky.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: To be there. Yeah, they don't care.
• 19:55
  Speaker 16: It's the same thing with dinner reservations, too. Like, sorry,
• 19:58
  Speaker 16: this table is still, you know, finishing up. But we'll
• 20:01
  Speaker 16: give you a seven-minute grace period before we cancel your reservation.
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: I'm like, bitch.
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what are we talking about here?
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: I'll be down the street at McDonald's.
• 20:08
  Speaker 14: Yeah, exactly.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: Influencers strike again, you guys.
• 20:12
  Speaker 8: Now what?
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: One of them walked.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Into Pat's Cheesesteaks in Philly, ordered a normal cheesesteak. After
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: they got it, they came back a few minutes later
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: and started bitching at the employee about how it wasn't good.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: What?
• 20:24
  Speaker 8: Cheesesteaks are always good.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Pat's, they're great.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: And then everything went downhill from there.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Here's a clip from the local news.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Now, warning. There's a fun accent right here.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 20:34
  Speaker 10: The person showed up with a camera and tripod, leading
• 20:37
  Speaker 10: him to believe he may be an influencer. He ordered
• 20:40
  Speaker 10: a cheesesteak with whiz and onions, then came back a
• 20:43
  Speaker 10: few minutes later.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Hit me in the face. He stood at the window
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: and then he took off running down the street.
• 20:48
  Speaker 14: Turns around and he says to me, well, he says
• 20:51
  Speaker 14: it's garbage. Why would you throw a cheesesteak in someone's face?
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: That's assault. I'm thinking about offering a $ 5, 000 cash reward
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: for the arrest of prosecution and jailment of this person
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: for assault and battery on my manager.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, threw the cheesesteak at the dude.
• 21:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, as you guys would say, actually, that's battery.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: That's crazy.
• 21:12
  Speaker 16: Is this just some, like, quote-unquote influencer who's trying to
• 21:16
  Speaker 16: rage bait people?
• 21:17
  Speaker 8: Like, he's like, just pranking.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Sounds like a weirdo.
• 21:19
  Speaker 16: Yeah, but by bringing a tripod and throwing a sandwich
• 21:22
  Speaker 16: at somebody? Like, that was the plan all along.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Had to be. I mean, yeah, I'm not sure.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: What an a-hole. What this guy's deal is. Everybody's losing
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: their minds.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: When you walk in with a tripod and a camera.
• 21:35
  Speaker 8: You got a plan.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: You have a plan. Yeah, yeah. Who the hell's walking
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: around with a tripod and a camera?
• 21:40
  Speaker 8: Zero people.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: You know, I agree with, what's his face? Pete Davidson.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Yes. Talking about influencers. That was the best. It's true.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Everybody thinks they're a thing, right? Yeah. What do you
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: really do? Yeah.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Okay, let's assume you are an influencer. You're going into
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Pat's Cheesesteaks, and you're just going to make a scene.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: That's what you do? What's the end game?
• 22:04
  Speaker 8: Is this your purpose?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Where's the value in that?
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: Entertainment value? Any kind of value? Where's the value in that?
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you're going to try to do that
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: for a living, I don't know any platform is going
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: to pay you for that.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: They're going to demonetize you.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: That Pete Davidson clip is fine. I keep seeing it
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: pop up everywhere. He was like, dude, just him on
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: info and how he's like, dude, this is, I'm officially
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: feeling old now.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: It's pretty funny. It makes me sad.
• 22:31
  Speaker 18: You know, girls are just talking to themselves on there
• 22:35
  Speaker 18: and they're like, okay, come get ready with me. And
• 22:38
  Speaker 18: I'm like, who the fuck are you?
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: What do you do?
• 22:42
  Speaker 14: Nothing.
• 22:43
  Speaker 18: What the fuck is this?
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: They make 40 million a year.
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: What?
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, The world's broken.
• 22:49
  Speaker 18: There's girls my age that go on TikTok and they'll
• 22:53
  Speaker 18: like mutter like a thing and then do this like dance.
• 22:57
  Speaker 18: And I'm like, what the f * * * are
• 22:58
  Speaker 18: you doing?
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: This is insane.
• 23:01
  Speaker 18: Does no one else see how f * * *
• 23:02
  Speaker 18: ing insane and lame this is? And these girls are
• 23:05
  Speaker 18: like super famous. Like everyone's like, oh my God, I
• 23:08
  Speaker 18: can't believe. And I'm like, what?
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know. This is the first time I felt
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: really old. But I do think about it like once
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: a week. I'm like, should I.
• 23:17
  Speaker 18: Just start an OnlyFans and show soft.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: * * * *?
• 23:20
  Speaker 18: Like really tight underwear and just soft * * * *
• 23:23
  Speaker 18: and retire?
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Just show like soft penis. Yeah. Gina says yes, you should.
• 23:28
  Speaker 14: No, thank you.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: He's rumored to have like a huge dong, right? Well, yeah.
• 23:32
  Speaker 8: Big D energy.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: And I mean.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: He's not wrong. He could easily do that and just retire. Oh,
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: he could. Because he's already famous. But like if some
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: non-famous person just decided to, you know, do Oli fans
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: where you're showing soft penis. Right. You know? Yeah.
• 23:49
  Speaker 16: And the other thing, too, especially having an 11-year-old, it's
• 23:52
  Speaker 16: not that these influencers just think they're cool.
• 23:54
  Speaker 8: They think they're really funny. So he'll show us like
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: a meme. And my husband and I are like, we
• 23:59
  Speaker 8: don't get it. That's not funny at all. oh, it's
• 24:01
  Speaker 8: just this kid, though, and he says this phrase over
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: and over.
• 24:03
  Speaker 16: Totally.
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: Why is that funny? I don't know.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:06
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it's not funny.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: Text coming over on the being late thing.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: A lot of people annoyed. Man, I hate it when
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: people are late at a dinner party, meeting at a restaurant.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: I hate it.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Don't be late.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: This person says, old work policy was if you're more
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: than 10 minutes late, you're considered late.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: I've adopted that as a rule as an adult on
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: being on time, but I've also noticed that the younger crowd,
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: 26 and younger, Tends to be 30 to 40 minutes
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: late all the time.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: To the point where I started lying about the meetup
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: time to anybody around that age.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: I do that with my wife. Yeah.
• 24:40
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: If I know that, man, we need to be wheels up.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: We need to be out of the house, in the car,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: pulling out of the driveway.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: You know, let's just say it's at five o'clock.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: I'll tell her 445. Because inevitably.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: She won't be ready at 4.45. She'll need another five
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: or ten minutes, or she'll be dicking around. This is
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: when she starts to putz around the house. This is
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: when all of a sudden, now we're unloading the dishwasher,
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: we're leaving!
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: I know, it gets me so mad. What are we doing?
• 25:07
  Speaker 16: But does she get pissed if she finds out you
• 25:09
  Speaker 16: did that? That you intentionally gave her a different time?
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I don't tell her.
• 25:13
  Speaker 8: You never tell her?
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: No.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: She doesn't need to know.
• 25:15
  Speaker 8: That's true.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: I am.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: I am doing the calculation of how much, like when
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: they go, well, what time do we need to leave
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: for the airport? Well, the flight's at whatever. It boards
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: at this time. I want to be there an hour
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: before boarding. It's going to take us X number of
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: minutes to get to the airport. Let's assume this time
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: of day is going to be a little bit more traffic.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: I'll give us an extra hour. 15 minutes.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, we have to return the car. I'll give us
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: an extra 10 minutes for that. Now I have, now
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: I have a time. All right.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: Well, how important is it that we are right on time?
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Is it one of those things that I'll just show
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: up sometime anytime after two? That's a different, that's a
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: different thing, but it's.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Like, oh, we're meeting somebody.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: We have a reservation at a restaurant at six o'clock.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: I go, man, we need to leave at five. I'm
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: telling this bitch 445.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: You have to. You have to.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: So now we know.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: It's the same way you would plan for all these
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: other things.
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: I get it.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to do the calculation.
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: So now we know where your son gets it. Because
• 26:05
  Speaker 8: you said he has that problem.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's chronically, like, he's just unaware of time. Yeah.
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: And unmoved by, like, the pressure.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: And whether that's for, like, you know, he's got this job.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: He refs, like, youth hockey games.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: And stuff like that.
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: I'm like.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: The game starts at a certain time. All the parents
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: got their kids there.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: They're ready. The teams are there.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: The kids are there.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: They're ready to go. And at one point, he was
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: so late that the other ref was calling because the
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: coaches were like, because they weren't allowed to start the
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: game until he got there.
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: Of course.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, you're a dick.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: What are you doing?
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: And it's not like you can just walk on the ice.
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: I mean, there's a lot of stuff to put on.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: He goes, it's fine. I mean, it's not fine.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: It's not.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: It's really not.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Think about how many players. And these are little kids.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: All their parents drove them there. You're not respecting other
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: people's time. That's what drives me. If it's your own
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: time you're wasting, fine. It's when you waste other people's time.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: When you're inconveniencing somebody else. You're not taking into consideration
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: somebody else. They put this dinner together. They're trying to
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: have a nice dinner, have it all timed out. So
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: then when the company that they invited, you made the list.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: You made the cut. They think enough of you to
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: They think enough of you to invite them into their
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: home and cook you a meal and feed you. And
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: the least you can do is be on time.
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: This attitude toward being late is insane.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I know. Do you remember, like, we had a person
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: that was chronically, this is years ago. Years. I'm talking
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: like 2006. 20 years ago.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: We had this person that was working on a show
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: and she was always late. And I gave her the
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: benefit of the doubt once, twice, three times.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Finally, I said, hey, look.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Next time, because it was all within a pretty short, like,
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: you know, within the course of a few weeks ago.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: Next time, because your job is just to be here
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: by the time the show starts. You don't have to
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: be here any earlier. When the show starts, you got
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: to be here. And people were saying that I was
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: the dick.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. People are late sometimes.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: That's everything nowadays, though.
• 27:59
  Speaker 8: What about all the time?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: I'm like, it's a job. Right. The show goes on
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: at a certain time.
• 28:05
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: You just have to be here at that time. That's it. Yeah, exactly.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: That's the only responsibility.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Like, I'm the dick because you accepted a job that
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: you know you've got to be here at a certain time.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: I've given you the last three where I go, all right,
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: things happen.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Cars, whatever. Breakdown. Sometimes, yeah. Something where, you know, the
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: alarm didn't go or you overslept.
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: I get it. And if it's every once in a while,
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: that's fine. You know the people we're talking about. They're
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: chronically late. And when you call them out on it
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: or there's some kind of repercussion for it.
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: You're the jerk.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: You're the jerk. Not them. Yeah. I have family members, too. Like,
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: everybody will agree we're leaving at noon to go to lunch. Yep.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: And we ask, where's such and such? Oh, they're upstairs, like,
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: still doing their hair. Then bye. And then also, when
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: they finally get outside, they walk the slowest. You know? Just, like,
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: looking around, taking their time. Some people run. You see
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: those people?
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: If you're being nice, you pull into a parking lot.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh. And you didn't have to let them go. They
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: were standing on the curb.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: But you go, oh, go ahead. And man, it's almost
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: like they intentionally go slow. Yes.
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: I'd like my wave.
• 29:17
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They don't acknowledge either. Yeah. Yeah.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: I feel kind of vindicated because, you know, I'm obsessed
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: with price tags and their accuracy.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: That's the thing.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Along those lines, Woody, like you expect somebody to be
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: on time. You're the dick. And I expect them to
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: honor the price that they say they're charging. And then
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: it's like, God, Greg, relax.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: You're such a Karen.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: The dick. They're the dick. Yeah.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: What's the, oh, I'm trying to remember the exact same
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: thing that I go, dude, it's not so much to
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: ask that you be on time for a job that
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: you're being paid for.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Boomer. Yeah.
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: What?
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 29:58
  Speaker 16: Super ultra young boomer.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: What? What?
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: Boomer?
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: You want your house clean? God, relax.
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: These prices are insane.
• 30:07
  Speaker 17: Man, looking at the text, a lot of people feel
• 30:15
  Speaker 17: heard talking about people and being late.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: It's a struggle, man. How late... before. It's just rude. Yeah.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: You know, we gave you some normal by the numbers
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: on that before the break and kind of recapping what
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: we were talking about with Tio Tim asking him that
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: question too. If you saw that video on our Instagram
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: at the Woody show, you can see that, but that
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: was educational. Yeah.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: Jeff, Jeff G had something to add to the conversation.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: I just, about time and time awareness.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:44
  Speaker 9: I don't know if this happens to you, Menace and Woody,
• 30:46
  Speaker 9: but wherever my wife goes, she's Even if it's a
• 30:50
  Speaker 9: 30-minute appointment, she doesn't come back until three and a
• 30:53
  Speaker 9: half hours later.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: You know? I'm going to get the mail. And then
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: two hours later, she's back.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: And it's unbelievable. She just did it like two days ago.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: I'm going to PT. The PT's from 2 to 2.30.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: She's back like at 5.
• 31:08
  Speaker 9: And I know it's not a side piece or Sancho
• 31:10
  Speaker 9: or whatever, because I have her location. But she just
• 31:14
  Speaker 9: makes this list up in her head of what she's
• 31:16
  Speaker 9: got to go do while she's out.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: But she doesn't communicate it. So I'm kind of sitting
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: there like, what are we doing for dinner? I don't know.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: I don't even know where she is. And then I
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: text her. And of course... She doesn't answer.
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: She ignores the text.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Ignores the text. See, I would be paranoid about that.
• 31:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but he has her location.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because if Mario has to run to the store
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: to get like three things, me, that would take seven minutes. Him,
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: two and a half hours.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 31:42
  Speaker 17: Same deal.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: And then I think, what's he doing?
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: You know, it makes me paranoid.
• 31:48
  Speaker 8: But if I'm at the grocery store and I need
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: two things, I'll come back with 18 bags. I'm like, oh, well,
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: while I'm here.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: On the other side of it. That part too, by
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: the way. She's good for that.
• 31:58
  Speaker 9: She has a shopping list, buys everything that's not on
• 32:00
  Speaker 9: the shopping list and forgets what's on the shopping list.
• 32:02
  Speaker 8: The shopping list is just a suggestion.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: But just the answer, like when I'm out with the
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: family and we all agreed we're going to go home,
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: for some reason on the way home, there's 10 suggestions
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: to go to 10 other places on the way home.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: And that's why It takes so long, you know? Can't
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: just go home.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking of forgetting things on the list, so my wife,
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: I was sick, and my wife says, do you want
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: me to get anything?
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: I'm running out to the store. Do you need anything?
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: I go, you know what? I would really like whatever
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: it was. Gatorade. Yeah, whatever.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: I asked for one thing. She came back two hours later.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: What's the one thing she didn't have? The one thing
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: that the sick person requested. Now, I'm not one of
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: those husbands that wants you to wait on me.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: I don't need to be baby. In fact, I want
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: the opposite. I want to be left alone when I'm sick.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: I don't need anything from you. Just give me peace.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Just the Gatorade.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Let me just rest or whatever. But man, the one thing, hey,
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: you know what? If you are gone, and a lot
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: of times, even if I'm sick, I will get up,
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: leave the house, go get my own stuff.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's the worst.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: I don't even ask anybody for anything. Yeah, but the
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: one thing I asked for, she didn't bring back.
• 33:04
  Speaker 10: Oh, no.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: I think it's pretty obvious that she hates you. Yeah. Yeah,
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: pretty much.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: She might take the same thing about me, too, Greg.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. I'm not a fan. Yeah. But, like,
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: what if you text her....
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: She won't get back to you, but if she texts
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: you and you didn't get back to her, would she
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: be pissed?
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, hell yeah. Yeah? Yeah, for sure. Where you at, bitch? Listen,
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: I'm cool with whatever adventure she wants to go on.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: She's grown. I trust her. She's awesome.
• 33:33
  Speaker 9: Just communicate, like, you know, for things like dinner or whatever.
• 33:37
  Speaker 9: So I, you know, I know what's up. Hey, you
• 33:39
  Speaker 9: want me to walk the dogs?
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Cool, I got you. But just communicate. Yeah.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, there are times I get it where you
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: go to, especially like a Costco kind of place, and
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: you may be there for a couple of days. Yeah,
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: that's not my fault. Same thing could be said about
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Target or, Greg, for you, HomeGoods.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, good luck. That's a great example.
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: For me, Home Depot. I'll go to Home Depot because
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: I need one thing. You bet I'm looking around.
• 34:01
  Speaker 8: I'll just go to Home Depot because I like the smell.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: I'm strolling. I'm looking. I don't even know what I'm
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: looking for, but I'll know it when I see it.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: What's the latest in ceiling fans? And that's where you
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: get the time bloat.
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: But I'm a.
• 34:12
  Speaker 16: Hypocrite because if it's something I want to do, like
• 34:15
  Speaker 16: if I'm alone, like, oh, my God, I have so
• 34:17
  Speaker 16: many places I could go. But if I'm on errands
• 34:19
  Speaker 16: with somebody else, like, oh, can we just do a quick. No,
• 34:21
  Speaker 16: I don't want any more quick stops. I don't want
• 34:23
  Speaker 16: to go on your errands.
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: I want to go on my errands.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: That's why I'd rather not go. There are couples that
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: I know. One person's not allowed to go to the
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: grocery store by themselves. They both have to go.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Not allowed to. Oh, that's horrible.
• 34:36
  Speaker 8: I don't get it.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: It's like he'll say. I'm just going to run to
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: the store for a couple things. I'll go with you.
• 34:42
  Speaker 8: Ew, no.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: I would hate to go to the grocery store.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: There's no separation. They have to. She needs to be wherever.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's a trust thing.
• 34:52
  Speaker 8: So it's not grocery store specific. It's anywhere he goes.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Don't want to be alone.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: Anything.
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: God, I love doing errands alone.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would drive me nuts. Now, if my wife
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: says she's going to go out, cool, see ya, because
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: I know how it's going to go.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Kind of like Jeff's wife.
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Because she'll leave having a rough idea, but no real
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: specific plan. And then there's the bloat. And next thing
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: you know, it's been forever. I go, are we done yet?
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Why are you rushing me? We've been here an hour.
• 35:20
  Speaker 8: I couldn't handle that. Then don't come.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: That's how I am. Don't come.
• 35:24
  Speaker 8: Just let me do my thing and keep your mouth shut.
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: If you want to come or just not come.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Shame on me because I've been suckered a couple times thinking, oh,
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: this is going to be a quick thing.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, and you know what? We're going to have lunch
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: while we're out. Okay, cool.
• 35:33
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'll go for lunch. Then on the way back,
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: we'll stop and get the one thing at Target. Well,
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: now we've been at Target for over an hour.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: That's trickery.
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: I do not like it.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: And as she's just kind of like aimlessly going through,
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what did we come here for? And she's like,
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: why are you rushing me? It's been an hour.
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: That's what I'm talking about. I'm not doing your errands.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: No.
• 35:52
  Speaker 8: You said lunch.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: 877-44-WOODY.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Text us over to 22987.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: Take that quick break. Somebody said, my wife will go
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: to the grocery store. She'll be back in 45 minutes.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Three hours later, she comes home. Having stopped at five
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: different places before the grocery store. One time I went
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: to the grocery store and she texted me 30 minutes
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: later asking me where was I and why was it
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: taking so long.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Who are you? What are you talking about? More Woody
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Shows next. The Woody Show returns right after these messages.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. I like that very much. All right, Menace. Yes.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Birthday month update. Ooh, yeah. Do you want to give
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: my personal update?
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, yes. Where are we at? You announced the list. Yes,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: the list is available. Any kind of movement? Yeah, great
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: movement already on the Woody Show Instagram if you want
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: to check out the full list. But I got word
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: yesterday most likely that I will be able to give
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: away two 98-inch televisions. Thanks to TCL. One will be
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: available for a giveaway on our Instagram page at the
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Woody show on Instagram. So once I can get that
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: all done and ready to go, you'll be able to
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: go to our Instagram and be able to enter to
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: win that. That's awesome. I got multiple people hit me
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: up about that surf spot that I want to go
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: to desert surf about taking a listener to learn how
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: to surf and I can learn how to surf as well. So,
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Hopefully that will be set up and somebody else reached
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: out about getting a movie theater together for us to
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: have a listener watch party for the new Street Fighter movie.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: I saw a lot of interest in the Extreme Weekend
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: trip to London to go to the Raising Cane's that
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: they're opening in London. For sure. Anything on that? No,
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's going to get done either way. Like
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: if I fund it or somebody else funds it, it'll
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: be done. And then I assume we'll maybe do that
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: on our Instagram as well. Okay. We'll keep everybody updated.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Menace's birthday month, October. He lives for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Only grown man we know that celebrates his birthday for
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: an entire month.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, on Earth.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: The surf thing, would it be like one lesson or
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: would it be, because it's going to take a minute
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: to learn to surf. Yeah?
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: People do that on vacations. I mean, they don't spend
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: the entire week. People do. Menace, though.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: And I know you grew up skateboarding, so maybe that's
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: an advantage.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know. He can't squat to the ground. Right.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: That's true. I can. It's shocking. No, when we had
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Tony Horton here.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, no.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: When we had Tony Horton here.
• 38:32
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Is that new? That is new, but his heels are
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: off the ground. Yeah, not totally flat.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: Just a regular squat, like a regular standing squat, unassisted,
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: not weighted, not anything, just a squat.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Which on a surfboard, you don't have your heels on
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: the board, obviously, so maybe he's okay.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like Menace was having to hold on to something
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: to get himself back up.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Now that was.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: 40 plus pounds ago.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was like 65 pounds ago. 65 pounds ago, so.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: When you were fun. Yeah, maybe I had something to
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: do with it. Remember non-stop food drops? Remember that? Yeah.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Don't worry, I got some food on the way right now.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Menace, are you ready to be the star?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Menace's Late Night Monologue Week in Review.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: All right, Menace is working on his next career to
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: be a writer. for the late night monologues.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Or maybe a future he loves SNL, maybe a future
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: doing Weekend Update.
• 39:30
  Speaker 15: I mean, they're pretty solid there, but I'll send you
• 39:33
  Speaker 15: some notes.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Have they heard this material? That's true. Yeah.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: Who knows?
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: All right, so ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: time for Medicine's Late Night Monologue Week in Review.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: And here... Yo! What's up, everybody? Well, I didn't know
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: that Tennessee used Yoohoo when trying to execute people to
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: botch executions on the same day with the same lady. Look,
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: here's a tip, Tennessee. If you ever want to get
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: rid of a woman forever, all you got to do
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: is push a restaurant bill towards them. Dang!
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: And.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Boom, they're gone. It's called the Dutch Houdini. It works
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: every time. Every time. That's the best ever. Take that joke.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: All right. I'm strong, starting strong. Diddy, a.k.a. Puffy, was
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: placed in solitary after being caught with a cell phone.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's worse, no cell phone or solitary,
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: but at least it's still raining dongs. Am I right, Greg?
• 40:37
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Hashtag can't stop, won't stop.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Now, a penguin that escaped from a Tokyo zoo three
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: months ago returned.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: On its own this week.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: And when asked where the penguin might have gone, zoo
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: workers replied with, your mom's refrigerator, bitch. Nailed it.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Speaking of.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Sammy.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Speaking of refrigerators, Gina, Woody... You're so supportive. Speaking of refrigerators, Gina, Woody,
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: and myself are on Zedbound. Morgan announced she's on Retta,
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: but unfortunately, Sammy, they still haven't come up with Whale
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: or True Tide yet. Oh, no! So you're kind of screwed.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: More complaints. But nature will find a way, Sammy. You
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: got it. Did you guys hear that candy corn came
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: out with their own cologne?
• 41:34
  Speaker 18: No.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's available. And on the box it says you
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: can smell like-ish and taste-ish at the same time. Candy corn.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Candy corn.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Because their taste buds are garbage. Now available at Walmart.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: All right. I was targeting Woody. Yeah. How about that
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: cost of living?
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: Am I right, guys?
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:57
  Speaker 8: It's crazy.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: It's so bad Greg is... How bad is it? It's
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: so bad Greg is rationing semen. I mean, salmon for
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: his dinner party.
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: Oh!
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, never mind. I did mean semen. All right. Dude,
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: speaking of costs, how about them gas prices? The national
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: average is $ 4.
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: 41.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: $ 4.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: 41?
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Just take all my money already because, Greg, them rations though, right? Yeah.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: We can get zero miles on them loads.
• 42:23
  Speaker 12: Gosh.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: I'm done. I'm done, man. It's just like YOLO. Like
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Morgan says, bitch, this ain't my reality. In my reality,
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Greg's reservoir. In my reality, Greg's reservoir of man juice
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: is flowing like the river. Like the river, all right?
• 42:55
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: The river. Okay, America might be hit with six months
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: of bad weather, and it's like, dude, it's so bad.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: My friend Tyler over here is building an ark, and
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: on his supply list, he has two tortas, monster energy drink,
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Pokemon cards, and for some reason, 97 butt plugs.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Oh!
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Odd choice. Speaking of Tyler, he's now live streaming five
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: days a week, selling baseball cards on Fanatics Live. Unfortunately,
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: no dong, though. Sucks. Tyler is like, dude, show dong.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: You don't know marketing?
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: 101. Yeah, Tyler. A-hole? All right. Nicolas Cage has an
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: action movie coming out called Best Pancakes in the County.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: When asked for comments, Sammy said, bitch, you had me
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: at pancakes.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: County.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: All right. Also in the news, also in fat and
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: lazy news, did you hear about this? Amazon is introducing
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: a $ 35 remote for your Kindle.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: They are?
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, called Kindle Click. So you don't even have to
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: turn the pages yourself. You can just turn them remotely. But,
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: you know, joke's on you, Amazon. I'm so lazy, I
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: don't read books. Suck on that.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: But, okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Our read books. We
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: got movies, guys. Unfortunately, no good movies this week, so
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: hopefully Tyler shows his dong or penis on his live stream.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: Either or. Oh, let's hope so. Yes, let's. Anyways, we
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: have a great show for you. Flock of Seagulls are
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: here with Dennis Rodman, and I hope you enjoy your Friday.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: There he is. That is our weekend review.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: Menace's late night monologue.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Week in review. It's tough. You know, I'm handcuffed by
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: the news and not a lot of good news out there.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: I really want to make a joke about the Halle
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Berry thing, but, you know, there's child abuse involved, so
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: can't do that. Unless you have one, Seabass. I have
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: not even heard of this story yet.
• 45:12
  Speaker 8: She got her kid taken away.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, it's pretty wild. You just make a
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: public one for movies.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: A text here says, what are we giving this a rest?
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: This segment isn't one bit funny. It's kind of embarrassing
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: to be associated with this segment. Hashtag the same person
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: that texts us in every single time. No one is
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: laughing one bit aside from Menace himself. Sammy.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: What about Sammy?
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: That opening joke I thought was really good.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: I laughed.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: There's something in here somewhere about explaining things to people
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: that I'm just going to let But go.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Can we get Tyler's username on this cart? Baseball cart?
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Fanatics Live? I don't know if he wants that.
• 45:51
  Speaker 8: I'd like to see that.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: No, he does. Oh, he does? Yeah, yeah.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: It's money, right?
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So if you download the Fanatics Live app, all
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: you got to do is search Mama Breaks. Mama Breaks? Yeah.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: Is that your screen name, Tyler?
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: No, that's the name of the company I work for. Yeah.
• 46:07
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So you search Mama Breaks. That's not even his
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: own cars? And then you'll see Tyler in there.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: No, he works for this company.
• 46:12
  Speaker 8: Wait, does it have- I'm going to ask the Greg question.
• 46:14
  Speaker 8: Does it have to be on the app?
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: You can watch it on your laptop desktop.
• 46:18
  Speaker 8: Thank God.
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: And is it a particular time? Usually afternoon. Usually afternoon.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: Like 12. That doesn't narrow it down. Yeah, I mean,
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: it does narrow it down. Usually, yeah.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: Somebody's like, is it every, weekdays at two or- Yeah,
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: I would say weekdays, early afternoon.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: But that's what I'm saying.
• 46:36
  Speaker 12: That's early afternoon to you.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to help you, dude. I've got another question.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: So somebody saw Tyler and is like, that's our spokesman. Dude,
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: it's baseball and NBA cards and Pokemon. Get a hot chick.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: If they're just opening packs of cards, who cares? Well,
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: who do you think owns the company? They go, really?
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: A hot chick?
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: So she doesn't know what they're hot chicks? So what
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: they go, they'll say.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: You know, our customer base, they really want to see
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: themselves being represented in the brand. And so when you
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: think about the people that are out there and they're
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: buying these things and they're doing these things and are
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: this passionate.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: About it, they are Tyler.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: Tyler's the guy.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: He's probably like textbook.
• 47:16
  Speaker 8: We are Tyler.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: You know, card trading, card buying dude.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: From what I see at these, you know, you see
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: videos from these big trade shows and stuff.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: It's a whole trade convention center of Tyler's.
• 47:26
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: And guess what happens when you go to trade shows?
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Who's there? Booth chicks. Booth babes.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: They're a known thing. Anyway, I bet you're a Halle
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Berry thing. So here you go, Mattis. All right. Halle Berry,
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: you know, accused of child abuse.
• 47:37
  Speaker 15: Very sad news there. She says it was just a
• 47:39
  Speaker 15: little bit of confusion. She was preparing for her new movie,
• 47:42
  Speaker 15: Monster's Bald Fist.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: No.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Good one, Seabass. You know what?
• 47:47
  Speaker 8: On the fly, not bad.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Thank you. All right. We're going to take a quick break.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: More Woody Show is next. We've got the DUIQ.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: What's happening? I was given an assignment and I took it.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: Not the name of the mascot, per se.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Per se? Ooh, that's fancy.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, per se is always fancy.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: I love some per se. Someone went to France.
• 48:15
  Speaker 18: That's a nice croissant there, per se.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Dude, ever since that moment, I realized that I say
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: that a lot. Per se? Yeah. You do? Yeah. I
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: have not noticed that. Yeah, I've been made aware.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:31
  Speaker 16: You sound like the guy, one of the famous breakout
• 48:35
  Speaker 16: stars of Love on the Spectrum.
• 48:36
  Speaker 14: Per se.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Awareness gained.
• 48:39
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: I've never noticed that. I'm trying to be conscious of
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: it now. Well, you have a real je ne sais
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: qual of it. Yeah. I say very few fancy things,
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: but keep the per se. It's your per se.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: Before we get into the DUIQ, it was just Seabass's birthday,
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: and we have a late gift for A late gift
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: in for Seabass's birthday. It's from Jeff Garcia.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: What? Jeff G got you a gift.
• 49:08
  Speaker 14: That's nice.
• 49:09
  Speaker 9: I enjoy sharing the office with you, Seabass. You're a
• 49:12
  Speaker 9: great dude, and you are the king of cameo on
• 49:14
  Speaker 9: the cheapo, right? So I figured I might as well
• 49:18
  Speaker 9: dip my toe in that water and get you a gift.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Cameo for your birthday. I've gotten dozens of cameos from
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: you guys, but I've never gotten one in return.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: From a big star. And when I say big, a
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: big star.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: You want me to reveal? I have the clip ready
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: to go.
• 49:33
  Speaker 9: We know how much you love porn, so right away
• 49:36
  Speaker 9: I searched on Cameo for a porn star. This person
• 49:40
  Speaker 9: has a ton of videos under his belt.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: He's got a lot under his belt.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: If this is Girthmaster, I'm going to faint. I think
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: this guy gives Girthmaster a run for his money.
• 49:53
  Speaker 9: I also informed him that you love reading the Bible.
• 49:56
  Speaker 9: That you love acupuncture. That you love Elon Musk and Cybertrucks.
• 50:04
  Speaker 9: So I gave him all your favorites.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: What's his name?
• 50:06
  Speaker 9: His name is Rock Hardo. So instead of Ricardo, it's
• 50:11
  Speaker 9: Rock Hardo Black. Ricardo Black.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: It's so simple. I'm surprised no one's ever come up
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: with it. That is so good.
• 50:17
  Speaker 8: He lives up to the name.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: That's him. Yeah, he looks like he's about 5'9.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: That's just his penis, 5'9.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: 160 pounds, and then there's a big shadow down below. Exactly.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: Jeff had.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: What'd you go into, like incognito mode to search?
• 50:32
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I did.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Private browsing for the pics. Tyler actually helped me on that.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: But anyways.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: There was one where, I mean, he's so large that
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: he's able to pass it back through his legs. So
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: it sticks out the back. And then some chick was
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: behind him servicing a mouth party style.
• 50:49
  Speaker 8: So there was enough out the back.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's what I'm saying. He passed it through, like
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: tucked it down between his legs. So it's stuck straight
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: out the back.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: And there was still enough there where the chick could
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: give him a mouth party.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: That rule.
• 51:02
  Speaker 15: Wow.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: That would be awesome. That's why he is your cameo
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: on the cheapo. Happy birthday. Sea bass warning. Fun accent ahead.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 51:11
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Here we go. Here's a rock hard. Oh, black sea bass.
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: So you like reading the Bible. I'm going to leave
• 51:19
  Speaker 7: that right there.
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: Acupuncture.
• 51:22
  Speaker 7: Like to be pricked. Elon Musk and his Cybertruck.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: God damn. God damn, man.
• 51:30
  Speaker 7: But it's your birthday. So, happy birthday, Sebas. And thank
• 51:34
  Speaker 7: you for being a huge fan. Thank you if you
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: purchase my videos and stuff like that. So whatever you're doing,
• 51:43
  Speaker 7: I hope you're getting wet, you know. I hope you're
• 51:46
  Speaker 7: getting some wet. I'm getting wet, yeah.
• 51:49
  Speaker 10: Some company.
• 51:49
  Speaker 7: I hope you got some company. Happy big birthday. I
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: don't know how old you are, but happy big birthday.
• 51:56
  Speaker 7: Just don't enjoy it too, too much because you want
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: to be living to the next one.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 52:01
  Speaker 7: And happy birthday.
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: Seabass.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: There you go. That's from Rock Hardo Black.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: I like that accent. Yeah. Is he Scottish?
• 52:10
  Speaker 8: It sounds British.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Liverpool, maybe?
• 52:12
  Speaker 8: Sounds like one of Seabass's kids.
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: Sounds funny.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Sounds Scottish. 877-44-Woody.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: That's 877-44-Woody. We have a dumbass contest, you guys. It's Friday,
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: and today's dumbass contest is the DUIQ.
• 52:31
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: DUIQ.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Go ahead and explain the game to everybody. Birthday, boy,
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: see this.
• 52:37
  Speaker 15: I find a drunk person, and I give them some
• 52:40
  Speaker 15: easy questions. And the game is not to answer the questions.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: You can do that. Anybody can do that.
• 52:44
  Speaker 15: They're very easy questions. The game is, is this person
• 52:47
  Speaker 15: so drunk that they won't know the answer? If you
• 52:49
  Speaker 15: can guess what they know the answer to out of
• 52:51
  Speaker 15: three times.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: You win.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: 877-44-WOODY.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: Is the number to call to be the contestant. Now,
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: we're going to guess with Sammy and Menace, who are
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: Stone Cold sober. That's just for funsies.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: For humor.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: See if they'll know it. 877-44-WOODY. And who do we
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: have here, Sammy?
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: We have Jennifer. Jennifer. Here she is. Hi, Jennifer.
• 53:15
  Speaker 17: Hey, happy Friday.
• 53:16
  Speaker 11: I love you guys.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Happy Friday, Jennifer.
• 53:19
  Speaker 17: What up?
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: All right, so we're going to play the DUIQ before
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: we get to the questions that actually count towards you
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: winning a prize.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: We're going to get to know the drunk. We're going
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: to hear a little clip from them just to kind
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: of get an idea just how with it or not
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: with it they are before we get to those all-important questions.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: And who is this person, Seabass?
• 53:34
  Speaker 15: This is a guy I found at the Folsom Street Fair.
• 53:37
  Speaker 17: Yay!
• 53:38
  Speaker 15: Because besides thousands of naked men displaying themselves and doing
• 53:42
  Speaker 15: things to each other, there is.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: People drinking. No way. They have little bars. It is
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: a bar.
• 53:49
  Speaker 15: And it is on a public street, so people just
• 53:51
  Speaker 15: set up shop in front of their homes, their little stoops.
• 53:53
  Speaker 15: They'll sell drinks there. And that's where I found Greg's partner, Mario.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: Greg's husband. No, it's just a different Mario. And Mario's
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: going to tell me what he has to drink at
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Folsom Street Fair.
• 54:03
  Speaker 14: You're out here at Folsom Street Fair. What brought you
• 54:05
  Speaker 14: up here for this weekend?
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Definitely my fetishes.
• 54:08
  Speaker 11: Like leather, something kinky, something painful but pleasurable.
• 54:14
  Speaker 14: I see that bottle is not water.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Jameson ginger. Jameson and ginger?
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: Now, you're all afraid with the ginger ale, though, like
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: the sugar, though, gets you all bloated or whatever.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: It's diet ginger ale.
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: I'm conscious about my weight.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Smart.
• 54:27
  Speaker 11: It's just they say it doesn't give you hangover, so
• 54:30
  Speaker 11: no matter how much you drink tomorrow, it's going to
• 54:33
  Speaker 11: be a bright, sunshiny day.
• 54:35
  Speaker 8: Did not know that Mario.
• 54:37
  Speaker 16: Sounds different Greg yeah he's wasted here also is there
• 54:40
  Speaker 16: sober gays oh there.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: Has to be do they exist Greg um I don't
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: know any I was gonna.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: Say I think I really don't the vast majority of
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: gay dudes that I know are all heavy drinkers they
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: like to party I'm trying to think if I know.
• 54:54
  Speaker 8: One maybe green sober.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: Maybe it was like When, you know, they were still
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: closeted and very, like, anxious about the whole thing. They
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: were drinking to kind of numb. And then they just
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: loved it. And then they were out there like, you
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: know what?
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: This can stay. They realized the rules.
• 55:08
  Speaker 15: I find there's a meeting Queer and Anonymous for AA
• 55:11
  Speaker 15: that you can go to.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: Packed.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: They hold them in stadiums.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. 877-40. Oh, no, we have Jennifer.
• 55:19
  Speaker 11: Sorry.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: We have Jennifer.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: There's Jennifer. All right, Jennifer, you ready for question number one?
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: Always.
• 55:25
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: D-U-I-Q. What city is the capital of Alaska? What city
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: is the capital of Alaska?
• 55:32
  Speaker 15: Of course, I'm asking this because both of, well, not
• 55:34
  Speaker 15: only Mario, but our two in-studio guests have been there recently.
• 55:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we were just there.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: I'm going to say yes for Sammy. Yes for Menace,
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: no for Mario. Double yes here in the studio, no
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: for Mario.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: What do you think, Greg?
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: You're way more confident than I am. I'm going triple no.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 55:55
  Speaker 16: We're all doing different ones. I'm going to give Sammy
• 55:57
  Speaker 16: the yes on this one. So only Sammy gets the yes.
• 56:00
  Speaker 8: Everybody else no.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: Everybody else no. All right, Jennifer, what do you think?
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: Yes or no?
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: No.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: No. Question number one, DUIQ. What city is the capital
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: of Alaska? Menace. Anchorage. Anchorage. Sammy.
• 56:12
  Speaker 6: Juneau.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: Juneau is the answer.
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: Juno is the answer.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: Fun fact.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: I had little faith. All right, now, Gina, you can
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: win this one. Question number one, DUIQ. What city is
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: the capital of Alaska?
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God. What?
• 56:28
  Speaker 7: Greenland?
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Greenland. I know so many good things about it. It's
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: also like one of my bucket lists.
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: Greenland.
• 56:34
  Speaker 8: He wants to go to Greenland, Alaska.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: You can't drive there. You got to take a plane
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: or a boat.
• 56:39
  Speaker 8: I love it.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: Well, maybe he was thinking because, you know, Greenland's got
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: a lot of ice. Iceland's pretty green. Yeah, that was
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: a similar latitude.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Alaska.
• 56:48
  Speaker 8: You're doing way too much gymnastics for him.
• 56:50
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to help out. All right.
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: Well, congratulations, Jennifer. You got yourself your first point here
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: on this round of the DUIQ.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: All right. Question number two.
• 57:01
  Speaker 14: Ho Chi Minh and Hanoi are the biggest cities in what?
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: More travel stuff. Or geography.
• 57:07
  Speaker 14: Ho Chi Minh and Hanoi are the biggest cities in what?
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: So not small obscure cities.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: No for both Sammy and Menace.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: No for Mario. Yes, Mr.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: Greenland.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no for Mario.
• 57:21
  Speaker 16: Yeah, I think this is a Tripp's no situation.
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: I already had no for Mario. I'm double guessing myself
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: with No with Sammy.
• 57:33
  Speaker 8: I'm sticking with Tripp.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: There's a song that Sammy might know. What?
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: But I'm not going to say where it's from. Don't
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: give her hints, because then you've got to give Menace one.
• 57:39
  Speaker 8: This is fine. Just tell her that Menace would know.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: There you go. That's not fair. Yeah, that was totally, yeah.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: You're right. I was so stupid.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Okay, so no to Mario.
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: You know what?
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: Triple no.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, triple no.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: All right, Jennifer, what do you think?
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: Negative.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Negative? Not going to get it? Not happening. Question number two. DUIQ.
• 58:02
  Speaker 14: Ho Chi Minh and Hanoi are the biggest cities in what?
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: Sammy.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Sammy.
• 58:06
  Speaker 8: Honduras.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: Honduras. Menace. Vietnam. Vietnam is the answer. Good morning, Vietnam.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: We outside. This is rock and roll. That's not the
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: song I was thinking of. Full metal jacket. Ho Chi
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Minh is a son of a bitch.
• 58:22
  Speaker 8: Why would she know that?
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Because she's a fan of cinema. Also, I may have
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: been joking.
• 58:28
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: All right, well, Jennifer, if Mario does not get this
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: one right, you're going to be the winner of this
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: round of the DUIQ.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Question number two.
• 58:36
  Speaker 14: Ho Chi Minh and Hanoi are the biggest cities in what? Vietnam.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: How do you know that? Because there used to be
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: a flight attendant. Shocking.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: All right, well, good news is, Jennifer, you're still alive.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: We got the third. She won.
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: No.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: She said no.
• 58:55
  Speaker 10: No.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: No, she said no.
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: Negative.
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: She said negative that Mario would not get it.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, but I thought Mario said Japan. No, he said Vietnam. Oh,
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: I heard Japan. Uh-uh. Geez, he must be a flight attendant.
• 59:04
  Speaker 14: Ho Chi Minh and Hanoi are the biggest cities in what? Vietnam.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Vietnam. Vietnam.
• 59:11
  Speaker 8: That's drunk Vietnam.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Question number three.
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: What fairy is featured in the opening title of most
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: Disney movies?
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: Yes to Sammy.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: Yes to Menace. Menace is tricky in its screw-ups.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: I think he knows this one. I'm saying yes. I'm
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: confidently yes for Menace and Sammy.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Right. Man. But the only one.
• 59:35
  Speaker 17: Mario.
• 59:36
  Speaker 8: It's a wild card.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: I could be swayed. Greg, what do you think? Do we? Gina?
• 59:44
  Speaker 8: Okay, I'm going.
• 59:45
  Speaker 16: To go out on a limb and say Disney is
• 59:47
  Speaker 16: not this guy's area of expertise.
• 59:49
  Speaker 8: I'm going to say no to Mario.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say triple yes.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: I'm leaning triple yes as well.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: Yes in studio, no out.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: Let's go crazy. Let's get nuts, Greg.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: Let's go insane.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Greg? Triple yes.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: All right. Triple yes. No way.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: That's what Greg and I say. Gina does not agree. Jennifer,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: what do you think?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: Yes or no?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: This is make or break.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 11: I know, and this is a rough one, but I'm
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 11: going to go with Gina and say no.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: Mario won't get it. We're going to start with Menace
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: and Sammy first. Question number three, DUIQ.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: What fairy is featured in the opening title of most
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: Disney movies?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: Menace. Tinkerbell. Sammy.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 10: Tinkerbell.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Tinkerbell is the answer.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: Okay, Mario.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm rooting for Jennifer, but.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: I'm rooting for us four. Yeah, I think Mario got it.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, what else would he think?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: Question number three.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: D-U-I-Q.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: What fairy is featured in the opening title of most
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: Disney movies?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: What's her name?
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 11: Tinkerbell.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: Yes. Queen, in fact.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Jennifer.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 16: You just didn't seem very Disney-like to me.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: He's probably a Tinkerbell himself.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: We're talking about fairies, right?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 8: I didn't want a profile.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: I love pixie dust.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 8: You took a big swing, Jennifer.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Things just got real 1980s. Jennifer, Jennifer, Jennifer. So sorry
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: about that, but thank you so much for listening to
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. We appreciate you. Have yourself a great weekend.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you too.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: It's time for me to go get drunk now.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: You know what? It can only get better from here.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: That's the glass half full. There you go. Greg, you
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: know what?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: I almost said, if we get this and it's a
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: triple yes, we should make out.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: Thank God. Go back in time. We'll save that for
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: another game. More Woody Show next. Hang on. The Woody Show,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: back in a few.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: So this 37-year-old guy in Texas, he's a barber. He
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: walked up to a Bank of America ATM and he
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: found a bag sitting on top of the ATM. There
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: was also a second bag sitting there. A label in
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: the bag pointed at a nearby Chick-fil-A. So he drove
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: over there to return it. The manager's like, nope, not ours.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: So he called 911. Let me ask you. Dude, who
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: calls 911 over?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: A Chick-fil-A bag?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: Well, no, it's like a cash bag sitting there, whatever.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: In the one bag, there were 19 checks, right? The
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: other bag had $ 128, 514 in it.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 13: Damn.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: So that's why he called 911.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: What the hell is going on? Turns out the Brinks truck, dude.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: who had been there to service the ATM, just left
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: it there. Oh, my God.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: The cops counted it multiple times. $ 128, 514. Match the receipt exactly.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: Not a dollar was missing. This guy asked for no reward,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: no publicity, but the city is honoring him anyway.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: But, dude, I mean, dude, you're sitting there.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: But you know you're on camera, so you can't just
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: walk away.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they should give him something, though.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: Not just like, oh, here's the key to the thing.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Here's free checking. Here's something useless. I'll take the key.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: All right, guys, here we go again. Now, Jeff is new.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: Don't say anything. Jeff is new to this conversation. We've
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: had this conversation a number of times. Jack Puritan is
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: the first to admit that his diamond hunting hobby hasn't
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: paid off despite sifting rocks for more than a dozen years.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: But the Navy reservist and his friend shoveled a six
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: carat diamond from the field at Crater of Diamond State
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: Park in Arkansas, where he's found over 300 gems so far.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: And this one was like nothing he has dug up before.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: Could be worth over a million dollars. Roughly the size
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: of a fingernail. It's the largest diamond found this year
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: at Crater of Diamond State Park. More than 37,000 diamonds
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: have been discovered since the former open pit diamond mine
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: became part of a state park in 1972. All right.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: So here we go again. There's just a.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: Million-dollar diamond right there near the surface. So lucky. We're
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: not influencing him at all. Well, no.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: You told us to be quiet. Yeah, while I read
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: the story. So now, Jeff, I'm not a believer in
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: these stories. I think this is a big marketing thing
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: for this park. Because otherwise, since when is any state
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: interested in people getting anything? If they own this land
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: and there's so many diamonds worth, this one's over a
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: million dollars, why wouldn't they just dig the whole thing up,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: take whatever diamonds they got from it, sell them off,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: and keep the money for themselves?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: These guys, the rest of the people in this room,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: there's not one other person in here who feels the
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: same way I do. They all believe this. And I'm
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: quite honestly surprised every time with Seabass that it's a hook, line,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: and sinker on him as well.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: Specifically, what is your claim? That they are planning these?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: This is what keeps people coming back to the park
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: and they go, see what people found?
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 8: It can't be done.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: It can't be done. And they point to the person
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: who wins this one. And yeah, a bunch of these
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: other things or whatever, but they point to this one
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: that they dropped it in there. It's the marketing for
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: getting people to keep coming back. Do you think this
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: place makes a million bucks a year?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know what they make, but it's enough of
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: a tourist attraction that this is constantly happening. And if
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: it was all legit, wouldn't this place just be.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: Mobbed all the time? People trying to find a million
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: dollar diamond. Well, what's the attendance? Can we find out? Yeah,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: while we're discussing here.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 9: I mean, I'll say I'm skeptical just because every state
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 9: is broke. Everybody in this country is broke. And if
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 9: they're just handing out free diamonds like that at this park,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 9: why wouldn't everybody go there?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: And why wouldn't they cash in themselves? That's the skeptic
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: in me. I just think it's the skeptic. It's just
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: a hustle. It's a bait and switch. Come to our park.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: Hey, guys, come here and drill for oil. There's oil here.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 8: They say about every year.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you keep that for yourself?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 8: They say about 150,000 people come every year.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: Okay. That's a lot of people.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: And what's the admission charge?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 15: We should also say that this is not like, you're
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 15: not mining for diamonds. It's just a big old field
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 15: that they turn over with a hoe or a tractor
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 15: every year so often.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: Like, why, you know.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 9: If you're going to go through the trouble of turning
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 9: out of the soil, why not just keep the diamonds
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 9: that you turn over?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: Correct. $ 15 a person. That's a lot of money.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, for that, can you imagine? Well, imagine going
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: to Arkansas on a vacation.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: Don't they have those in touristy spots, have those things
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: where you can buy an oyster and see if there's
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: a pearl.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: Inside of it? That's a Hawaii thing, too. Yeah.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: It's everywhere.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: So are they planting those, too? Probably. Probably. Probably. I
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: don't think they know that.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: They don't know. Well, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 9: They just know which one it is, mix it in
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 9: a bunch of the.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: Clams, and they open it up. Yeah, X-ray. I believe
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: in the diamonds.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 17: I know.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: They all do.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: These stories come up all the time, and I find
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: it hard to believe that if the state knew they
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: were literally sitting on a field of diamonds, some that
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 4: are worth, and it's a five-carat diamond.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: It's not private property. It's a million.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: That's the whole point.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: It's theirs. So they make about one point. It's the state.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: It's a state park.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: So that means it's public property.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: I know, but the state would keep the money. Or
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: they would lease it or whatever.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: Something, yeah. Right. I don't know. It's a hustle. $ 1. 5
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: million a year. It's not.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: I finally have an ally. I've been alone in here
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: for so long. They blew their whole.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: Budget on that?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 8: I think it's, I did $ 150, 000 times 15, so it's
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 8: like $ 2 million and a quarter. There you go.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: And then would you still get that many visitors if,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: you know, nobody ever found anything?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 16: But 150,000 people coming, paying 15 bucks a pop, somebody's
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 16: going to find something at some point, right?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Or nobody would come. The odds, yeah. Well, it's
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: almost like an Easter egg hunt, right? Like, they probably
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: buy one diamond worth a million. Right. They're still making
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: a million and a half in profit.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: They just throw that diamond somewhere, and then when somebody
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: finds it, it's like, oh, wow, look. And then that's
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: their marketing for the whole year.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 16: Yeah, but it's not like they find, like, a Zales, like,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 16: perfect cut in clarity. I mean, these look like, you know.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: So that is a highly disputed figure, by the way.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: What is? The attendance. The million-dollar ticker on this diamond.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: The guy said in the article I was reading, they
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: said that he brought it to a place. They said
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: this one's going to be worth in the neighborhood of
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: a million, if not more than a million dollars.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: Because most of the ones found there are just crap.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: They're crap.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 12: And so theoretically, yes, but you'd still need to find
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 12: somebody willing to pay that for this diamond that probably
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 12: doesn't look that good.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 15: Okay, so yeah, they're of course telling you the big
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 15: number that's the most interesting. Certified gem appraisers have looked
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 15: at the diamond also. It said a high-quality yellow diamond
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 15: from that park can sell for about a quarter of
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 15: a million.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's it?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: I'll take it.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Just $ 250, 000?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: Well, that's a lot less than a million. Yeah, even
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: more profit.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: More profits for them.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you put the press release out that it's close
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: to a million. Right, people repeat it. But they still
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: get $ 250, 000.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 8: I'll take it.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: Also, loss leader. Diamond prices are crazy low right now. Well,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: because I think people are kind of realizing... And no offense.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: It's all fixed. well and nobody really knows well they
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: have the lab grown ones now yeah those are popular also.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 15: Those are just as expensive actual diamond and they're not
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 15: necessary at all no.
• 1:09:01
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• 1:09:09
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• 1:09:18
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• 1:09:22
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• 1:09:23
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• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: And time for your Friday fail stories.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 13: All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 13: time for your Friday Fail Story.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: All these people thought they had the perfect plan, the
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: plan that could never go wrong, but then somewhere along.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: The line it went from being a great idea to
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: one big stinking mega uber ultra.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: All right. Whoa, that was really good.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: That really hurt because I felt something coming, but I had.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: To hold on. Thank you for committing.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 6: Oh, man.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: All right. Yeah, not bad. It worked. Yeah, I'll take it.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: Friday fail story number one. This is from California. These guys,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: they were looking to make a lot of money really fast.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: So they came up with a plan to steal this semi-truck,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: this semi-trailer full of AI tech.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: Love it.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: So they broke into this NVIDIA facility overnight and they
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: stole two semi trucks out of the lot. Now, the thieves,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: they thought that these were just, you know, normal semis.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: But in reality, these are self-driving semis. And each one
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: of them had over 20,000 pounds of cargo in it.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: And then once they got away, they busted open those
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: trailers only to realize no chips, no fun AI stuff.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: Inside each truck was 20,000 pounds of.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: Of sand. What? Yeah. Oh, were they just testing the trucks?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: It was just sand in there.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 8: That's hilarious.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: So they ditched the trucks. They took off NVIDIA. They
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: got their trucks back and all the sand. But yeah,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: nothing for these dudes.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: Worst day ever.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: Here's one from Miami with this 52-year-old guy. He was
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: at the airport. He was checking in for a flight.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: The ticket agent asked if he had anything dangerous in
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: his bag.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: He's like, no. Actually, you know what?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: I do have a grenade. And he started laughing.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 8: Oh, don't do that.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: So she called the cops. They searched the bag, found nothing.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: He's like, oh, I was just joking. Just pranking. So funny.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: I'm just pranking, guys. But he got arrested and charged
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: with making a false bomb report. And then literally one
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 4: day later, same airport. Different guy this time. 33-year-old guy
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: asked if he had any lithium batteries in his bag.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: And he said, no, but I do.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: Have a bomb.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: Again, same airport.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: Everyone's just stupid.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Stupid.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: Again, the cops were called. They searched the bag, found nothing.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: The guy said, oh, I'm just kidding. Just pranking.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: Joking.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: And so he was also arrested.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: Dumbass. Fail.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 8: These guys don't need to be on planes.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: So authorities, they are feeling the need to now remind
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: everybody that jokes like that at the airport, not cool,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: and they'll get you in more trouble than you want.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: They don't understand that us men have the innate desire
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: to always be joking.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we be pranking.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: ABJ.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: This is from South Africa. This poacher was on the
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: hunt for some rhinos and figured the best place to
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: get one would be this national park, so he entered
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: illegally with a few rifles. He had an axe, and
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: he saw a group of white rhinos just chilling by
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 4: this water source. But before he could pull the trigger,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: a herd of elephants charged his way. He tried to run,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: but the herd caught up to.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: Him, and they trampled him. Love it. Is he dead?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: I hope so. Very. And dude.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: Like, I'm going to save you some of the details
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: from the article, but they said it wasn't just trampled
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: and killed. This guy was reduced to almost literally nothing. Like,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: the park rangers who went out there on the scene,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: they said it was little more than blood and clothing,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: and that's all they could find.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: Not this guy, because he failed.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because these elephants just stomped the crap out of
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: this dude.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: Didn't need that guy. Yeah.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: In Montana, this bow hunter, he was out there, and
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: he got injured. He was hunting... And he encountered this animal.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: And the Montana Fish, Wildlife, and Parks Department said his
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: injuries that he got were serious. Because he was out there.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: He got this bear in sight. And this bear attacked him.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: He was just out there bow hunting.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: Armed with a bow and arrow.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: And the bear's like, not today, bruh.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: That's adorable.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: And so the bear attacked him. And by the way,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: he had to drive himself to... To get some help. Oh, yeah,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: but so he didn't get killed either. Yeah, I mean
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: so he lived but I'm saying just another.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: Story where Revenge of the animals.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah revenge of the animals. Mm-hmm. How about this one
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: this dude? He was pissed off at his bosses and
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: he worked at his feed store and And the reason
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: is that he went to one of those bikini coffee
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: shops where the baristas, they were pretty much nothing. Only
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: in certain cities for some reason.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: Took a bunch of pictures of the baristas while in
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: the company truck.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, nice.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: And then he showed them to his managers when he
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: got back to work. Well, they didn't like that. And
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: they fired him. And then a month later, he snuck
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: into the store in the middle of the night and
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: he burned the place to the ground.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 8: Oh, that's fair.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: Now, that's equal.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: He would have gotten away with it, except his phone
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: connected to the store's Wi-Fi. And the investigators were able
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: to see that when they pulled up the log. And
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: so he was arrested and he was taken to fail jail.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 8: Everybody's so surprised.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We say this, you can't get away with anything anymore.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: You can't.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: There's a digital footprint of pretty much everything, which is
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: why I don't understand how it's possible that somebody can
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: be wrongfully convicted. There's got to be so much evidence
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: that has, there's got to be a digital alibi.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah. For everything.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: Like you can easily show that you weren't wherever it was.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 8: Unless it was like AI.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: Here, I'll give you one more.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: It's my favorite story of the week. It's about this
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: 60-year-old guy, definitely old enough to know better.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: He's in Arizona.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: He was out for a drive. And he's one of these, like,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: you know, Karen kind of dudes. He was doing a
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: patrol of the roads and the freeway around his own area.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: I support that.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: Check him out.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: And he had installed some fake red and blue emergency
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: lights on his truck.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 6: Oh, hell yeah.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: I support that.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: And he actually pulled someone over because they were speeding
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: and running red lights.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: Dork.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: So he had them pulled over. And then what did
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: he do next?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: Wrote him a fake ticket?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: He called the real cops for backup.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, all right. What an idiot. Dummy.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: So the real police showed up. The guy demanded to
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: see their working badges.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 8: I don't blame him.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 4: And added that he wanted them to do something about
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: this situation.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: And they did.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: They arrested him for impersonating an officer.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: Fantastic.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: Idiot.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: Failed.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: It's like, dude, some of these HOA guys... They don't
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: mess around either. I think they really believe that they're
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: in some way actual law enforcement or cops.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 8: The private security cars?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: No, not those.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about the people who are like on the board.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: I hope to never know them.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 4: They're the local HOA enforcer.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: I try to get involved with my, like if they
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: have a yearly meeting, an owner's meeting, I go to it.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: And they talk in HOA talk and I can't participate.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: You don't know what they're saying. We get a second
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: to this motion. Well, like minutes, motions.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, God. You don't understand that stuff? That's pretty basic.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, they get way into it. Item A47.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: All the bylaws. Yeah.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: The trick is- Can you just talk normal?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: They don't have actual conversations when they want to push
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: something through.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: So they quickly do it so no one can object.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: Dude, I got a notice that the HOA for where
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: I live and where Gina lives, they're having their monthly meeting-
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: At the IHOP.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: And if people want to come by.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Can we go?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: I'm not going there.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 8: Let's go.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: It'd be so funny.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you why they're doing that.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: Because they can expense that meal.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 8: At the fanciest restaurant.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: So you're paying for that. You're paying for them to
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: eat at the IHOP.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because at this particular, it's actually a pretty big IHOP.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: And they have a whole separate room that they usually
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: only open up on weekends when there's like a big,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: huge crowd. Yeah, like an overflow crowd. So, you know,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: there's like that room at the library.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: I think it's the same thing, but you're also right. Like,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: they want their stuffed French toast.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those fat cats.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 8: Big omelet.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: If I paid for this, I might as well have it.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Bite.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: All right, welcome back, everybody.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 6: Hi.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: Thank you for being here. Woody, Greg, Menace, and Gina Grad.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: Hi.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: Is there anything that just the sound by itself, is
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: there a sound that instantly triggers rage? Yes.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: Seabass, you seem to have a thing with sounds. I
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: know like every once in a while if I hit
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: the bell, he does that thing like a little kid
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: at fireworks where he sticks his fingers in his ears.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: I'll just throw in there since you mentioned it. What
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: are you stupid radio bell? Woody's stupid radio bell. Yes.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: And Vaughn's finger tapping.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 13: Oh, yeah.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. There's a lot of things with
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: him with sound. Table drumming. But that would drive anybody crazy.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: Seabass should be the guy who walks around with the
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: noise cancelling headphones.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like all the time. Like the brother in Something
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: About Mary. You know, this is a version, Greg, of.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: That should be you walking around like that.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 15: If you don't like all the garbage in my front yard,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 15: just don't look. If you don't like all these gross,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 15: terrible sounds, just don't listen. I just feel like there's
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 15: a lot of them for you that Well, you can
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 15: email two of them and I'm a thousand percent correct
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 15: on both.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. You heard it. Yeah.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: But yeah, is there like a sound that just instantly.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 12: Like, oh.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: Yes. Can I share mine? Sure.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: I call it boom boom music. So if somebody's in
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: their car and it's turned up so damn loud that
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: it's indistinguishable and all you hear from inside your house
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: is boom. And I'm convinced the person in the car
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: doesn't even enjoy it. It's the most annoying sound. This
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: is one of those people were asked things. And you
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: can send yours on the text over to 22987. But
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: it did make the list. Purposefully noisy cars.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 8: The worst.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: Like, no one thinks your Civic, you know.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: No. Oh yeah, sounds better with the muffler on.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 17: You can hear it.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: Like two blocks away is cool. It's for airflow. It's
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: not fast.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: It's screaming loud and it's going 20 miles an hour.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: And by the way, you're actively breaking the law. We
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: just don't have enough cool cops to catch your ass.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: And when something is that loud and bassy, you can
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: almost feel it in your ribs.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 8: You absolutely can.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: I hate that. Yeah.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: Somebody said the default Apple radar alarm.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 14: Well, yeah.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I had that as my alarm for a minute.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: And then, man, it just it drove my wife nuts. Oh,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: that's because how can you stand that? Like, that's kind
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: of the point.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Turn it off. Yeah.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: You jump up. You need something like that. Anybody else?
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 8: Mine is.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 16: And my husband does this all the time with coffee.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 16: The sipping inward sound.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: I agree with that.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: I agree with that.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 13: I hate.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 8: I hate it so much.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew that was on there.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 15: The intentionally loud belch, which you might think, we like
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 15: belch and farts, but if you're sitting, let's say, in
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 15: an office and Vaughn's sitting there and he's like forcing
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 15: the air out, it's not like a, you know, covering whatever,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 15: it's the bleh.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: I think it's funny. Okay, switch places, Greg. Okay. Making
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: slurping and sucking sounds while they eat wet fruit while
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: putting too much in their mouth at one time. Yeah.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: I hate, uh, there's like something running right now that,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: that is playing like all these noises, like one of those.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: And then also like eating an apple and then like
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: pouring of water, like coffee sound. Like I hate all
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: that stuff. Oh, what's the one that ASMR stuff?
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 4: No, the one that he is always mentioned is when
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: you get like, He doesn't like the ah.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: I don't like that. Yeah, the whole pouring of everything. Yeah,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: the pouring.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: Like a pouring sound.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: I like that. Yeah.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: I find that. Never heard that before.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: No, it's just like Menace has always hated it.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: I hated it. It drives me nuts. It's also like,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: I get it, sound guy. It sounds cool, you know?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: We get it, sound guy. We get it. Yeah, sound guy.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: We get it, sound guy. Oh, I'm going to make
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: it sound so crisp and clear. Socks. Hate it. The.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 4: The little battery chirp when the smoke alarms die in.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: Well, you only hear that in certain households. Yeah, like mine.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 8: Like which ones, Seamus?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: Like the ones where people are not paying attention to
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: their normal upkeep.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 4: Well, that's the one where, you know, if it's going
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 4: to die, if it's going to hit that phase of
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 4: its life cycle, it's always when you're sleeping.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: Every time.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: It never does it like in the middle of the
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: day where it's like, oh, there's a. One of the
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: alarms that needs a battery change or something. Although you
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: don't even need those now. They sell the ones that
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: you could buy just like a regular Home Depot. And
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: it's like a lifetime. It's a 10-year or something like that.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: A 10-year battery. It's built in.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: So they're not even replaced. You have to replace the
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 4: entire thing.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 8: We did that.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: It's hardware.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 8: I think it was your suggestion. We couldn't take it anymore.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those are great. And they're not super expensive. But
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: think about it for 10 years. It's like LED light bulbs. Yeah, totally.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: Totally.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 8: You know what the other worst sound is? Touching a balloon,
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 8: like rubbing a balloon.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: I don't mind that one. Oh, God, I hate it.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: I will pull over. If I hear something knocking, rattling,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 4: I'll go, where the hell is that coming from? I
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: can't immediately identify it in my car. I like the
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: inside of the car to be absolutely quiet.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 8: You won't just turn the radio off?
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: Unless the radio, no, I will pull over and figure
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 4: out like what it is.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. And that's enough to drive you crazy.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 4: And now it's to the point where I've learned that
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: if somebody was just in my car, on the passenger side.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: Seatbelt. And the seatbelt isn't the kind of like tucked
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: over the little like edge of the seat.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, a little jingly.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 4: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 4: It drives me nuts.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 15: Now, Woody, I would assume if you drive a newer car,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 15: you have active noise canceling on the interior.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 4: Probably, but it doesn't affect, you know, the seatbelt stuff
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: that's not, yeah, like any kind of like metal banging
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: against other metal. in your vehicle, that it's the worst.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 4: Somebody says on the deck, the fake twang singing style.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I love it.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: That's in virtually every country music song.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 15: And is cultural appropriation at the highest order, but these
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 15: country music losers are too scared to, or just losers,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 15: I guess.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: Oblivious to point it out.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: Somebody says, letting the door slam behind you every time
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 4: you enter or leave a room.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: Menace. Yeah.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: Well, the studio doors are a little bit different, but
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: I'm like, my son, can you close the door to your.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: Room without it slamming?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 4: Can you close a door or a drawer without slamming shut?
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 15: There's something about teenagers like that and like walking. They
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 15: just walk loud as hell and they're oblivious to it.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: The sound of a baby or a toddler.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 8: Just in general, like laughing. Yeah.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 4: Because some people like women, right? They're like, Pre-programmed for,
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: you know, babies crying, right?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: To have, like, some type of... Makes a morning, yeah. Yeah,
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: makes a morning, right? Let's see.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 4: Someone says, when I'm vibing listening to music in the car,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 4: then suddenly the volume drops away, only to be replaced
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 4: by the text message ping right over my music. That
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 4: is the most obnoxious, rage-inducing interruption there is.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 14: That sucks.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I do hate that.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 4: This one says, unnecessary... Okay, CBass, I'm sure you and
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: I both agree on this one. I agree with this.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 4: Unnecessary repetitive noises like finger tapping.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, or finger drumming or beatboxing.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: But the thing is, if it's on a beat or
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 4: there's some type of pattern to it, I don't mind that.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 4: It's the randomness.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 8: It's like it feels incomplete.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: Well, it's insane.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: I want to say, it's like if you were just
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: listening to... hail on a metal roof.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 8: No, thank you.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 4: There's no particular rhyme or reason. That's why it drives
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 4: me nuts when people do the popping of the bubble wrap.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: It's in the same category as Whistle Guy. It only
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: entertains you.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: Whistle Guy.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: This one says, I can't brush my teeth or be
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: near somebody using just a manual brush. The sound just
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: sends chills down my spine.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: I have no idea why. Why are you listening to that?
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 4: Well, if you're with somebody, your partner has a regular
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: manual toothbrush.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: Pro tip, brush your teeth in the shower. Yeah.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 4: So is there any other noise or sound like that
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 4: just instantly triggers rage?
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: You can't help it?
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean, I hate the balloon sound, but I
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 16: also hate when people go back and forth on cardboard.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 4: Somebody else said styrofoam.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, same thing.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: Same.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 4: It says when you're driving to the park and that
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 4: thing in the back is a styrofoam cooler.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 8: Yes, the squeak.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak. 877-44-WOODY. You can text us over
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 4: to 22987. Let us know what you think on the text.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know what Seabass is going to say about this,
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 4: but the self-driving stuff, like for full self-driving mode. Are
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 4: we really ready for primetime?
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: Well, so you're saying not Waymo's?
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, all that stuff, like the Waymo, the Tesla
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 4: self-driving thing.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 15: The cybercams are rolling all around Austin and have been,
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 15: and the numbers, again, the numbers are in.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: They are 90% safer than human-driven cars.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: But what I'm saying is it's one of those things
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 4: that we should still, if you are behind the wheel
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 4: of one of these cars, you're still supposed to.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: Be paying attention, right? I feel like we see so
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: many people now doing.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 4: Brag videos on social media going like, And they have
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 4: their feet up on the center console.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 14: As they should.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 8: Check me out, I'm sleeping.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 4: And they're driving at full speed down the road while
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: the full self-drive mode is doing its thing, which, okay.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, I enjoy, I have in my car, I
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 4: have the, you know, where it does the.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: The assist and stuff?
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, it'll take you around all the stuff
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 4: and whatever. But, like, in the speed, it controls the speed.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 15: Right, right.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 4: The traffic and stuff around you. But it still tells me,
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 4: it's looking for my eyes every, say, if I'm not
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 4: paying attention for more than 15 seconds.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 15: It gives me an audible tone. That's why you got
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 15: a little mannequin head.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. See, that's what I was about to say. Like
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: I've been on board with CBAS since the beginning with
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: self-driving and I support it and I think it's awesome
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: and it's great. I'm not down with these dorks who
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: get these little mannequin heads.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 4: Doing that kind of stuff.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Tricking the system.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 4: Or posting these videos. I'm like, dude, like, okay, so
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 4: God forbid. knock on wood, that you get into an
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 4: accident and there's videos all over your social media of
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 4: you showing off how you never drive.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't drive stupid. How you trick the system.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: But I'm saying like the Tesla doesn't encourage that, right?
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: They'll beep at you. But here's the thing. In a
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: CyberCab or a Waymo or a Zoox. That's different.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: How is it different?
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 15: The CyberCab is the exact same system as every other Tesla.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 15: And there is no steering wheel. You cannot grab that control.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 8: That's so scary.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 4: But like I'm saying, in that situation, you're not expected
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 4: to be driving. I'm saying when you are behind the
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: wheel and you are the driver of that vehicle.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: It's the same system.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 4: But you're the driver. But that particular car is not
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: legal to be without a driver.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: You just nailed it. It's just the permits, but it's
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: the exact same system.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 4: Well, a Tesla driver in Northern California was caught by
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: a cop.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: Caught.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 4: Sleeping behind the wheel while the car was going over
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 4: 60 mile an hour on the freeway.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: So the cop pulled alongside, recorded the guy, just slumped over,
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 4: dark sunglasses, the car's in its full self-driving.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: Mode or whatever. And safely driving is what it sounds like.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 4: And he was eventually pulled over and given a ticket.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 4: The police, they released a statement saying, quote, What's a
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 4: safe speed when the driver is asleep? The answer is zero.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: Again, if it's a cyber cab, which is the same system,
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: it would not be a ticket.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 4: But it's not a cyber cab.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: But it's the same system.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 16: Here's a question, and I think we know what the
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 16: answer is now. But Seabass, what do you think the
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 16: answer will be in the future? If you are wasted
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 16: and you are in the driver's seat, but it is
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 16: a self-driving car.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're going to get a ticket. Yeah, that's going
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: to be a problem.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 4: It's the same system.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 8: That's what I'm asking.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 4: That's the thing. Same system as a Tesla cab.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 15: It's the same as being asleep. I'm not saying it
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 15: should be a ticket. I'm saying they're going to give
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 15: you a ticket. Now, because you could do that today
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 15: in a Waymo or a Zoox and you would be fine.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 15: In fact, I guarantee people are in Las Vegas right
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 15: now riding around in Zooxes.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 8: They're being responsible.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: Hammered off their ass. Yeah.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 4: There's also a $ 1, 000 third-party kit from this company. They're
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: selling it. It turns your car into a self-driving experiment, basically.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 4: People are installing it, modded, right, open-source versions of the software.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: On top of that. Oh, my God.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: And this one guy, here we go again, he posted
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 4: a video of his Tesla driving itself after his official
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 4: self-driving subscription ran out.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: Oh. That's the thing.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 4: Like, he has the– or had– How much do you.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: Pay for that? Well, if you have a Cybertruck, it's included,
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: so don't have to worry about that. You wouldn't know.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: What do they charge? I honestly don't know. It was
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: like $ 10, 000 last time I checked. Full self-driving cost for
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: a Tesla. You can do it by the month, right?
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 8: And I'm pretty sure you're going to void your warranty
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 8: on that.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 4: So anyway, he didn't have the subscription, and he installed
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 4: one of these third-party kits for $ 1, 000. The feds, not thrilled.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 4: They're investigating the company that's selling these things because there's
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 4: been five crashes. 11 people have been hurt. Three people
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 4: are dead.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 8: God.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: All because using the software that's been slamming into slow
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 4: or stop vehicles. It's not good.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: It sounds like some Chinese hack.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 15: Yeah. You can get the full self-driving breakdown is 99
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 15: a month for compatible vehicles.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: $ 99 a month. Right. Or just buy a cyber truck
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: and it's fully included.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: That's not bad. 99 a month.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: $ 100 a month. You would pay that? I mean, if
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: I wanted it, yeah. I just took a.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 4: Greg doesn't want to pay the $ 14 for a commercial
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 4: free YouTube.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: But if I had a Tesla and I wanted the
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: self-driving mode, I would think that they would be more, quote,
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: greedy than $ 99 a month. It doesn't sound like that much.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: That seems a lot.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: Considering some car companies now are charging you for heated seats.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: Heated seats, yeah.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: Stupid stuff like that. It sounds like a lot.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: It doesn't even seem worth it to me now because
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 2: it's not really full self-driving. You have to touch it
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: every couple minutes. Not really.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 15: I'll tell you, I just took a six plus hour
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 15: road trip with full self-driving and it And we underestimate
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 15: how much of our attention it does take to keep
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 15: your hands on the wheel and your eyes up and
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 15: all this other stuff.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: It's a delight. It's like being in your own personal
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: little pod.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: I've experienced it and I liked it on a freeway.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: I hated it on surface streets. It was so slow.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 3: The stops were like, not only full stops, like five seconds.
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  Speaker 4: You know what my trick is now? If I got
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 4: to cut into like, say there's merging traffic, my trick
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 4: is now. Just find the closest Tesla because none of
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 4: them are driving.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 4: And then it'll give you 13 car lengths. So the
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 4: minute you even start moving over, it just breaks.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 4: And it gives you a nice big long entry into.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: It is very courteous. Like people pulling into your lane,
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: it'll stop. It's very.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: It is.
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  Speaker 2: But I hate being behind one. I will always move
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: to not be behind a Tesla.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So if you're like, there's a like a construction coming
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: up and everybody's merging over to the one side or it.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 4: Just find the closest Tesla and just start the minute
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 4: you even start moving into that general direction.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: It'll back off.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 4: It'll jam on the brakes. It'll say this way, please, sir.
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  Speaker 2: You'll have plenty of room.
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  Speaker 4: Question for Menace and for Sammy.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 4: What's the 21st century?
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: Other than the movie company?
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so when did the 21st century start? In 2000.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 6: In 2000?
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be the 1900s?
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: The 1900s.
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  Speaker 2: 20th century Fox. No, that's the 20th century. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: Are you really using the movie thing as your frame
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: of reference on that?
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  Speaker 8: Well, I used Xenon, Girl of the 21st Century as
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 8: my reference.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: What? It was a Disney Channel movie. What is a century?
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: A century 100, right? Yes, 100 years.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 4: 100 consecutive years. So it started January 1st, 2021.
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  Speaker 2: No, 2001. I'm sorry.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, 2021 is the 21st century.
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  Speaker 6: No. No.
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  Speaker 2: It goes to 2100, doesn't it? No, 2001.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
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  Speaker 4: But shouldn't it be 2000?
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: No. It's January 1st because it goes through December 31st
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: of 2000. 21st century starts January 1st, 2001.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 4: It goes through 12, 31, 2100.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: And it wasn't zero to 100. It was one to 100.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 8: Oh, you're right.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: You're absolutely right. We're actually in the 1800s anyway, so
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: who cares?
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 6: Sure.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: What? We are.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 4: Well, the New York Times, they talked to TV critics
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 4: and showrunners to come up with this list of what
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 4: they say are the 100 best TV shows of the
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 4: 21st century. Oh, this is quite the... Divisive list. Well,
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 4: because it's TV critics, which, you know, we'll see how many, because,
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 4: you know, I think critics always like to just impress people.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 8: Yes, impress each other.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: Or find something kind of random. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So, like, could we, you know, at least the majority
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 4: of us, would we agree that, okay, that show I
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 4: could see belonging on that list.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 4: Again, the show must have premiered in January of 2000
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 4: or later.
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 14: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see.
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  Speaker 4: The top 15... They have Six Feet Under.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: It was a great show.
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  Speaker 3: I never watched it.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: You never watched it? I think Greg, I think you
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 2: would like that. That's the funeral home one, right? Yes,
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: it's great.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you'd like that show. That's where everybody
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 4: first met, what's his name, became Dwight Schrute.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Rainn Wilson. Rainn Wilson.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 8: He had a little arc.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 4: Friday Night Lights, which I never watched.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: Neither.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 4: Girls, which I hated.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 8: It wasn't for you.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: It wasn't the top 13th show of all time. Girls
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: in the 20s. Of the 21st century. Of all time,
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: 25 years.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 4: Uh arrested development.
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  Speaker 16: Yes saw some of it so funny finished it so
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 16: smart so fast such a great show.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 4: The office the u.s version is at number 11.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 8: It's comfort food it's a comfort show yeah it's.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 4: A great show it is a great show you like
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 4: that show didn't you see bass yeah okay atlanta which
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 4: i've never watched.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: That's a critic look at me i'm a critic.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 15: That's a darling is that the one why it was
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 15: good Was it the 11th best show of the past
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 15: 25 years?
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: I would say it was really creative. Yeah, it was
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: very artsy. Yeah, yeah. So artsy people.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 15: But name something from Atlanta that's like in pop culture,
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 15: in the general culture that we talk about.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 4: Waffle House.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: No. Not the actual city, but... It's.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 8: A Coca-Cola factory.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 2: Coca-Cola, CNN. CNN, yeah. Yeah, but nothing for that. At
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: least with... You know, with Banana Stand, and I'm sure
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: we'll go ahead. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 8: The cultural touchdowns.
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing at that level.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: Number nine, Curb Your Enthusiasm.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 2: Great show. Very culturally relevant as well, and good.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 4: Number eight, 30 Rock.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 2: Never saw it.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 8: Again, fast, smart, fast-paced, so many jokes.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: I liked it.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it would necessarily belong in... The
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 4: top 15.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 2: Really? I don't think so. Oh, wow.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 8: I love sitcoms.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 2: I never caught on to that one. God, it was
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: so funny.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 4: Dude, the other one that I tried really hard to
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 4: get into, and it's at number seven on the list.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 4: I tried many times and tried and failed and thought
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 4: it was like, eh, it's all right. I don't think
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 4: it was as great as everybody said it was.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: Veep.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 8: Are you crazy?
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 4: I agree.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 2: It is not a top 10 show of the past
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 2: 25 years.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 8: The writing was so good.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 2: It's so funny. It's aggressively annoying and it's aggressively screamy.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 8: Well, the writing is aggressive. Kind of in the way
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 8: that 30 Rock is.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 4: I tried. I really tried. I wanted to like it
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 4: because I like the people that are in the show.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: I wanted to like it.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 8: I thought you would love her. You'd love Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 4: I do like her. I like her character.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 2: So mean.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 4: Again, I don't know what it was because I wasn't
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 4: overhyped on it. It was one of those people watch
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 4: it and go, oh, you know what show you should
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 4: check out?
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 2: Veep. And I go, okay.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 4: And I watched it. I'm like, I don't get it.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 4: Maybe I'm not in the right headspace today. I'll try
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 4: it again later. And I tried it a number of times.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: Loved it. Even on a plane. I downloaded a bunch
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: of episodes to my iPad and I tried to watch
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 2: it on the plane.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 4: Fell asleep.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 2: Number six.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 4: A show that I know a ton of people love
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 4: and I'm sure it belongs on this list. I've never
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 4: seen a frame of it. Game of Thrones.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 8: It's a hit.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 2: Never saw one second.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 12: I've never seen it either, but people were absolutely obsessed
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 12: with it when it was happening.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: No, but then once the series finale hit.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 12: Everybody got so pissed that they'll retrospectively go back and go,
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 12: I didn't like that show.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm telling you, all these nerd shows, they
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 2: just put in sex scenes for these nerds and then
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: they think it's awesome.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 4: It was a culturally very significant. A lot of people
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 4: watched it. Now, there's a show at number five, never
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 4: seen it. And this one, just I think by title alone,
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 4: reeks of critics and like how critics would be like, oh, yeah, Fleabag.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 8: Oh, you wouldn't like it.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 2: I've heard of it.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 8: I watched it.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: It's won like every award.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 4: But number five, like this is, again, the New York Times,
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 4: TV critics, showrunners.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 2: I get that.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 4: For the best TV shows of the 21st century. That's
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 4: at number five.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 2: On the list.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 16: I get why critics would say that. It breaks the
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 16: fourth wall. It's kind of, it has a lot of emotion,
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 16: but yeah, you would.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 2: Not like it. Yeah, and it wasn't that great.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 4: And there was only like 12 episodes.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 14: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: It was very short. Number four. It should die.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 4: A show that I definitely is on my watch list, Succession.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 2: It's great.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 8: And actually kind of funny.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 15: Well, it was written as because you remember it was
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 15: an Adam McKay and Will Ferrell, I think, developed it.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 2: So it's really written as a sitcom, but with a
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: lot of dramatic elements.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 16: Well, the first time I ever saw it, I was
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 16: in a hotel room and I didn't know what I
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 16: was watching because the kind of the shaky handheld camera
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 16: and the fast pace.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 8: I was like, is this a comedy? I'm not sure,
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 8: but it's great.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 4: Number three, Mad Men.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 11: Yep.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 3: I started that recently, and I made it about four episodes.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: I'm like, eh, I'm done. Really?
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 2: I love that show.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 4: Number two, The Wire.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 8: Couldn't do it. Every person I respect says, Gina, The
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 8: Wire will be your favorite show.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I liked it.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 8: Totally do not get it.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 4: I didn't love it the way that a lot of
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 4: people loved it.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 6: Not at all.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 16: I made it through half of season two.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 4: Man, what's his name? He played Chalky White in Boardwalk Empire.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 8: Something K.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: Michael K. Williams.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 4: His character was fantastic. I really enjoyed him and that character.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 4: But some of the other stuff, it was just... Also,
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 4: I couldn't get over because it was so annoying to
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 4: me every time I'd hear it. Because it's all in Baltimore. Baltimore.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: Baltimore.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 4: And they would say, a police. Instead of calling the police,
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 4: they'd say, oh, I'm going to call a police on you.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 4: Or a police shows up.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 3: And that's what you zeroed in on.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 4: Because it was just so annoying.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 2: Especially for the early 2000s. It was something no one
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 2: had ever done.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 4: But good show.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 2: I liked it. Again, I liked it. I didn't love it.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 15: And back real quick to Mad Men. There's a lot
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 15: of cheating in that, which is why Sammy loved it.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, that makes a lot more sense. A lot of sense.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 2: And then number one, Breaking Bad. Of course.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 3: It has to.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 4: Correct.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 2: I could not get into it.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, Sammy.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 2: What is wrong with you? Yeah, we get it. It's
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 2: not a Disney show.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not on the Hallmark channel.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 2: I like Mad Men. I haven't watched one. Well, the
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 2: cheating is in there. Of Breaking Bad? Of Breaking Bad. Oh,
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: my God.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 4: Dude, I'm so jealous.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 4: You can watch it today for the first time and
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 4: have no idea what's going on.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 2: It's so good. How long would it take?
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 4: To get through the entire series? I believe 10 seasons,
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 4: was it?
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 2: Six? No, it was shorter.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: It would take a good chunk of the week.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 8: We did a rewatch recently. You could do it in
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 8: a couple weeks.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 4: I'm saying if you just sat and did nothing else.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 8: Oh, I thought you had other stuff to do.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: 62 episodes only. So I can do it in a weekend, right? Very,
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 2: very lazy. That's all you did. At this point, why
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: don't we just all liquidate our bank account and take
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 2: the money and put it in the fire? I'm looking
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 2: for real answers. The Woody Show.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 4: There's always going to be arguments, disagreements, people having things
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 4: to say. You know, when you have one of these
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 4: things like the New York Times, the TV critics they
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 4: talk to, the showrunners they talk to, they came up
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 4: with a list of what they said were the 100
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 4: best TV shows ever. Of the 21st century. OK, so
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 4: the best TV shows of the 21st century. Breaking Bad,
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 4: The Wire, Mad Men, Succession, Fleabag, Game of Thrones, Veep,
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 4: 30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Atlanta. That's the top 10. Yeah,
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 4: there's not a single Taylor Sheridan show, so no Yellowstone
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 4: on there. Despite Yellowstone being so popular, I mean, there's
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 4: eight billion spinoffs.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 8: It's not a Critics, darling.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's not going to be a Critics. It's
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 4: an everyman, darling. That's a fun show, Yellowstone. Some other
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 4: things that people were asking for. Hey, where was Stranger Things? Well,
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 4: that was number 53. It had number 53 on the list.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 8: Wow, that's pretty far down.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: Here you go, Sammy.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 4: Somebody asked about Gilmore Girls.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 8: Yes, the best.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: Gilmore Girls.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 4: Out of 100 that they ranked, it's number 99.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 2: What? That's ridiculous. At least it made the list.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 4: The only one below that was Scandal.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: Never seen it.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it was boring.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 4: A lot of people talking about Schitt's Creek.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, funny.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 4: That was at number 34.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 2: That is a rewatch over and over and over. These
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: seem to be a lot of current on the list.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: Is there anything a little bit older? Dexter's on there.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 8: Only the last 25 or so years.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 4: Ozark's on there.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 4: Well, so The Office, the U.S. version, was at number 11.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 4: And whenever you would watch that, you'd go, the U.K.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 2: Version's better.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 17: No.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 4: Which I tried. That's the other one.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 2: I tried McMahon.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 4: I loved The Office so much. I wanted more. I
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 4: was creating anything Office-related. I'm like, oh, well, this has
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 4: got to be pretty good. And I like Ricky Gervais.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 2: A lot, obviously.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, here you girls go. Survivor's on there. That started
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  Speaker 2: in 2000. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But like Menace, not seeing Breaking Bad, I've never seen
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  Speaker 3: a frame of The Office.
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  Speaker 2: That's so crazy. Not even a clip.
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  Speaker 4: The UK version of The Office is at number 16.
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  Speaker 5: Meh.
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  Speaker 6: Lost.
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  Speaker 2: Yep. That's older.
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  Speaker 8: Just re-watched it.
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  Speaker 2: Started good. Never saw it. Went to crap. Yeah, never
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  Speaker 2: watched it.
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  Speaker 4: That's at number 22, Parks and Rec.
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  Speaker 8: Never saw it.
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  Speaker 2: I like that show. Every time I watch it, because
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  Speaker 2: it comes on Comedy Central, I hate it more and more. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's good. Because it's, oh, we're having nice, fun, clean comedy, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 2: not funny comedy.
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  Speaker 8: Well, it seems cutesy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Everything's got to be heartfelt.
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  Speaker 4: So, Parks and Rec was at number 50, and there's
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 4: another show at number 97, which... It's another one I
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  Speaker 4: tried to get into. and just couldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Community. Yes!
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  Speaker 8: Same, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's the same thing. Parks and Rec and community is
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 2: basically the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: I liked them both.
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  Speaker 15: When I heard the premise of community before it premiered, like, oh,
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  Speaker 15: they're going to make fun of, like, loser community school
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  Speaker 15: kids or community college kids, which I can say.
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm in community college. It's quite the opposite. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's all heartfelt and lovely.
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  Speaker 15: It's not like dirtbags trying to get their, like, master's
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  Speaker 15: degree or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody says, what, no Ted Lasso? Well, it's in the
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 4: top 100. They have it at number 75.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, still, I don't get Ted Lasso at all.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I love it.
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  Speaker 8: I'm watching it currently.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 2: So good. Nice.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 4: New York Times.
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  Speaker 2: Be back, baby.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 4: Polling the TV critics and the show runners to come
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 4: up with the best TV shows of the 21st century.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 2: They have Modern Family, Greg. Loved it. Great show. That
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 2: was a fantastic show.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 4: Number 77. Squid Game at number 72. Oh, that's pretty great.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: You would love it. So good. Really?
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: It's awesome.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 3: So violent and so deadly and so gruesome.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know that he would. I think he would. Well,
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: he liked the first season.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 3: It was fantastic. The subsequent ones were boring. I think
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 3: you would love it.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 4: The White Lotus at number 21.
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  Speaker 2: So overrated.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 4: Dexter at number 88.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And what's the other one? Oh, Greg. Hacks. Made the list.
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  Speaker 3: Fantastic.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 4: At number 42.
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  Speaker 3: The final season was a letdown.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No. Number 42. A great show.
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  Speaker 4: Every time I see a list like this, it's always like,
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 4: all right, well, add some more shows to the list.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'll probably die before I get around to 90% of
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 4: what's on my watch list.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 3: What is that precious hipstery one about? school in Venice, California,
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 3: like Abbott Kinney or Abbott Elementary.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 2: No, no, that's Philly. No, it's supposed to be Philadelphia.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, is it?
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 4: It's Abbott Elementary.
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  Speaker 3: I thought there was one that was called Abbott Kinney
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 3: or Abbott.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 15: No.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds familiar, Greg. I don't know. That seems like,
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 2: to me, the... Street. Slater Kidding. Slater Kidding.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 2: That the critics would love. Yeah.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 4: Abbott Elementary is just a sitcom based in Philly.
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  Speaker 2: But it is very kind and nice. And we have
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 2: a good message. And I like it. It's good. Exactly.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 4: I didn't see It's Always Sunny on that list.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 17: That's crazy.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 15: Well, there's not a lot of dirty R-rated comics in there.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 16: Well, that's what I was going to say when CBass
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 16: is like, with community, where are the dirt bags? They're
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 16: on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 2: True. True.
• 1:47:45
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• 1:47:48
  Speaker 4: Insensitivity training. Well, that's going to do it for this hour.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 4: That's going to do it for today's show. That's it
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 4: for the week, everybody.
• 1:48:01
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• 1:48:16
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• 1:48:18
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  Speaker 2: Woody Show. Greg Gorey. Yes. Parting words of wisdom, please.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: Just remember that all pizzas are personal pizzas.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you believe in yourself. What about that one
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 2: where they deliver it on top of a Mini Cooper?
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 8: Mamas and Papas.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 2: Something like that. This giant pie. They're like four feet
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 2: by four feet.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 8: That's the best marketing ever.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 2: I've seen those here at work before. It was a
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 2: smart car, even smaller. Yeah, smart car. That was a
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 2: great idea. That could be a personal piece. Could be.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 2: I worked with this guy. I was an intern at
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 2: this radio station. This guy was huge, man. He would take.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 4: a large pizza, like a Domino's kind of pizza, and
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 4: just roll it up and eat it like a burrito.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 4: Right there in the studio while he was on the air.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 10: Nice.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 2: Because I would have to go pick up the pizza.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 2: I was an intern. I had to go pick up
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 2: the pizza, bring it to him. He'd roll it up
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 2: and just eat it like a burrito.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 8: Radio people are monsters.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 2: And this guy, I mean, this dude was huge. He
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 2: was huge. Nice guy.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Greg Gorey. You got it. Thank
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 2: you so much for giving The Woody Show some of
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 2: your valuable time this week.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 4: We love and appreciate you for that. The rest of
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 4: you guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Monday.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 4: Have a great weekend. SMD double M.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 5: Have a great Friday.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 2: You mother.