Latest / Who Did What Now With Katie Charlwood / 108. Barbara Palmer - The Royal Whore
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- 5:17Speaker 1: you're thinking, you're thinking quit your jibber jabber in fact me,
- 5:21Speaker 1: In fact you I will. But first we've got to
- 5:24Speaker 1: get our source on. Our sources are The Great Lady,
- 5:31Speaker 1: A biography of Barbara Villiers Mistress of Charles the Second
- 5:36Speaker 1: by Margaret Gilmore, The Royal Whore Barbara Villiers, Countess of
- 5:45Speaker 1: Castlemaine by Alan Andrews, The Diary of Samuel Peeps by
- 5:54Speaker 1: Samuel Peeps, Mischief Making Mistresses at the Court of Charles
- 5:59Speaker 1: the Second by Claire Bucknell, and of course our old
- 6:04Speaker 1: favorites Biography dot com and History dot Com. I'l sit
- 6:08Speaker 1: in comfortably good. Then let's begin. So I originally did
- 6:14Speaker 1: this at the live show in Brighton at the Caroline
- 6:19Speaker 1: of Brunswick only twenty six of April twenty twenty four. Now,
- 6:26Speaker 1: I was originally holding this out for Patreon, but I
- 6:30Speaker 1: didn't want to leave you without anything this week, and
- 6:33Speaker 1: with everything going on, we're a little bit behind. So
- 6:38Speaker 1: let's talk about Barbara Palmer, who I have simply put
- 6:42Speaker 1: down as official hot mess. I mean I feel that
- 6:49Speaker 1: on a personal level. Now. You know, when you hear
- 6:52Speaker 1: about someone in history and you're thinking that sounds, you know,
- 6:57Speaker 1: like exaggeration, that sounds a little bit more up. You know,
- 7:02Speaker 1: no one's really that bad. I assure you, delicious friends.
- 7:08Speaker 1: She is so Barbara Palmer. She is born Barbara Willias
- 7:14Speaker 1: on the twenty seventh of November sixteen forty in Westminster.
- 7:20Speaker 1: She is born to the Viscount Grandison and Mary Baying
- 7:25Speaker 1: now Barbara here. She's from good Stock. Her dad was
- 7:30Speaker 1: the half nephew of George Williams, who you may remember
- 7:34Speaker 1: as the first Duke of Buckingham and King James the
- 7:38Speaker 1: first to love a boy. Her mother, Mary was a
- 7:44Speaker 1: co heiress. She was from the mercantile class. So basically
- 7:51Speaker 1: their money was in trading, their money was in goods.
- 7:56Speaker 1: They were merchants. So like, she's off this side. So
- 8:00Speaker 1: she's got ahead enough for like just commerce. Really. Now,
- 8:07Speaker 1: when she's fifteen years old, she marries George Williams. She's fifteen,
- 8:15Speaker 1: she gets married, and pretty sharpish after this, Barbara is born. Now,
- 8:23Speaker 1: when Barbara is three years old, the Viscount Grandison dies,
- 8:30Speaker 1: which is unfortunate. It's during the First English Civil War. Now,
- 8:35Speaker 1: see what happens is he gets injured on the battlefield
- 8:39Speaker 1: and it's not the battlefield itself that kills him. He
- 8:43Speaker 1: actually dies several days later from gangreen because you know,
- 8:50Speaker 1: not the most sterile of places the battlefield. And so
- 8:56Speaker 1: he dies, leaving the family in absolutely massive of debt
- 9:01Speaker 1: because he funded a regiment himself, not funded by the crown,
- 9:07Speaker 1: not funded by you know, royalists, and no, no, no,
- 9:10Speaker 1: no, no himself, so that all his money is going on
- 9:16Speaker 1: horses and the bear essentials, buckets and buckets and bullets,
- 9:21Speaker 1: because his family are big royalists. But they are now
- 9:26Speaker 1: at this point broke as shit. So Mary, Barbara's mother,
- 9:33Speaker 1: who is now at this point an eighteen year old widow,
- 9:38Speaker 1: she marries pretty sharpish to her late husband's cousin, Charles Williams.
- 9:47Speaker 1: Keeping it in the family. Now you know what I've said,
- 9:52Speaker 1: I've said it before and I'll say it again. Your
- 9:55Speaker 1: family tree should not be a wreath. But anyway, they're
- 10:01Speaker 1: getting by and they managed to live in London, so
- 10:04Speaker 1: they're not exactly begging for scraps. So it's basically like
- 10:10Speaker 1: relative poverty, Like it's they're poor for being in London,
- 10:16Speaker 1: but like if they were somewhere else that wasn't as affluent,
- 10:21Speaker 1: they'd probably be pretty fancy. Now in sixteen forty nine,
- 10:27Speaker 1: things take a turn for the worst. That Barbara is
- 10:31Speaker 1: now nine years old at this point or ish see
- 10:36Speaker 1: King Charles, the first King of England. He's beheaded Cromwell
- 10:41Speaker 1: and his cronies are ruling. They don't like anything really
- 10:46Speaker 1: that invigorates the soul. So no like music or dancing
- 10:52Speaker 1: or art or you know, decent fiction books. None of
- 10:56Speaker 1: that stuff. Now, I would say The Miserable as sin,
- 11:01Speaker 1: but sin and wasn't allowed. Do you think I was
- 11:05Speaker 1: going to go through this and not get a trucks
- 11:07Speaker 1: the second song from Horrible Histories in this friends, Delicious
- 11:13Speaker 1: Delicious Friends. Of course, of course I am so. The
- 11:22Speaker 1: family the Villiers two point zero. They are staunch royalists,
- 11:29Speaker 1: and they transferred their support from the dead king to
- 11:35Speaker 1: his son Trials the second. Now, many many royals they
- 11:40Speaker 1: fled for the Netherlands, but the Villiers family they stayed,
- 11:45Speaker 1: and they stayed in London. And now now they do
- 11:50Speaker 1: this thing, which I'll be honest with you now, I'm
- 11:54Speaker 1: not saying it's creepy. Yeah, I'm just saying that I
- 11:57Speaker 1: wouldn't personally have a seat put shrine to the Prince
- 12:01Speaker 1: of Wales in my basement, like down the cellar when
- 12:06Speaker 1: nobody goes, nobody needs that. I almost went into the
- 12:11Speaker 1: beginning of like Funny Bones, which is a stellar TV
- 12:16Speaker 1: show and should be brought back. I'm just saying, so
- 12:20Speaker 1: every year, like a cult, they crowded down in the
- 12:26Speaker 1: darkened cellar on Charles's birthday and would drink to his health.
- 12:35Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like you could at least bring
- 12:36Speaker 1: a candle down there, Like why are you down in
- 12:38Speaker 1: the dark. It's just a bit excessive. So they're living
- 12:45Speaker 1: in this time where the Puritans are ruling and they exist,
- 12:52Speaker 1: but they didn't. I mean, they tried to ban fun,
- 12:56Speaker 1: but they couldn't stop it. Like, you know, how you
- 12:58Speaker 1: can ban abortion. If you can't, all you're doing is
- 13:02Speaker 1: banning safe abortion. You know you're because it's it's still
- 13:06Speaker 1: gonna happen. It's just gonna be worse. So like they're
- 13:09Speaker 1: trying to stop fun happening, and all they're doing is
- 13:12Speaker 1: making fun more salacious, and it's it's becoming just a
- 13:16Speaker 1: bit more tantalizing, you know, and the fun they're having
- 13:21Speaker 1: is going to be maybe a bit more raucous because
- 13:25Speaker 1: of it. So people would have parties, they would have music,
- 13:31Speaker 1: they would have their own little society going about doing
- 13:35Speaker 1: what they do and the next generation of Royalists. So
- 13:42Speaker 1: Barbara and her ilk they ran in their own circles too.
- 13:47Speaker 1: So like her parents they would meet other royalists like
- 13:50Speaker 1: on the down low and have like we secret parties
- 13:54Speaker 1: and and like, oh, I'm going over to like Lord
- 14:01Speaker 1: Featherington's house. Did I name someone from bridget and I did?
- 14:04Speaker 1: Shut up, It's fine, I'm going to see I don't
- 14:08Speaker 1: know Lucy. Then you're not at Lucy's house because you're
- 14:12Speaker 1: out drinking in a field. Except it's not a field,
- 14:17Speaker 1: it's somebody's secret damp seller. So they're having these wee
- 14:22Speaker 1: parties and whatnot. But then so are the younger crowd
- 14:28Speaker 1: now teenage Barbara. I mean she should be a decent match. She's,
- 14:33Speaker 1: like I said, of good stock, like she's kind of sidish,
- 14:39Speaker 1: related to the King's one of the King's favorites from
- 14:43Speaker 1: way back. And she is absolutely gorgeous. She's got auburn hair,
- 14:50Speaker 1: dark heavy set eyes, full lips, a pale complexion. She's voluptuous,
- 14:57Speaker 1: not volumptuous, because I learned those are two for things,
- 15:01Speaker 1: and I consistently mix them up, like conflation sensation. Like
- 15:08Speaker 1: absolutely so, even though Barbara is of the correct pedigree
- 15:13Speaker 1: and she's you know, hot as fuck, she's also broke
- 15:17Speaker 1: as shit. So the eligible men were not going down
- 15:24Speaker 1: on one knee, and so teenage Barbara fifteen to sixteen
- 15:29Speaker 1: year old she falls for a rick A cad a
- 15:34Speaker 1: an arsehole, really, the Earl of Chesterfield, a twenty year
- 15:39Speaker 1: old widower, because kiuse of course he is, because of
- 15:44Speaker 1: course he's a twenty year old widower. It's it's this
- 15:49Speaker 1: period of time. It's the seventeen hundreds. It's the sixteen hundreds.
- 15:57Speaker 1: For historian Katie, you're not great with dates. I'm aware
- 16:02Speaker 1: and mix him up to but I know what I mean,
- 16:04Speaker 1: which is not great for everybody else. So yeah, it's
- 16:08Speaker 1: the seventeen Nope, fuck, it's the sixteen hundred, dammit. And
- 16:13Speaker 1: he is, ah, he is, He's sticking his spoon and
- 16:19Speaker 1: every honeypot right. But she is in love with him
- 16:23Speaker 1: in the way that a sixteen year old is in
- 16:27Speaker 1: love with anybody, Like she's writing him letters, but how
- 16:32Speaker 1: she adores him, and how he's amazing, he's wonderful and
- 16:35Speaker 1: our heart will bars and your blah blah b b.
- 16:39Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, you're cult too, Like he makes
- 16:44Speaker 1: it really clear that she is like one of many,
- 16:50Speaker 1: that she's not special by any stretch of the imagination,
- 16:54Speaker 1: but she's so willing to settle because she's you know,
- 16:57Speaker 1: sixteen and so full of hormones. And it's not not
- 17:02Speaker 1: I don't wish this for Barbara. I think she deserves
- 17:05Speaker 1: better for now at this point, before she becomes a dick.
- 17:11Speaker 1: But yeah, in sixteen fifty nine, the nineteen year old
- 17:19Speaker 1: Barbara Mary's Roger Palmer, and there they're chalk and cheese.
- 17:25Speaker 1: He's Catholic, like super well proper Catholic, and she's Anglican.
- 17:31Speaker 1: So they're not they're not the same religion. And this
- 17:35Speaker 1: is a country that has fought many wars, many sectarian wars,
- 17:41Speaker 1: based on this very situation, Like this is not a
- 17:45Speaker 1: crossover that should happen within this time period, especially like
- 17:50Speaker 1: even up until recently it was weird used to have
- 17:53Speaker 1: to get a special dispensation from the pope. It was
- 17:55Speaker 1: a whole situation. But yeah, so she marries him, and
- 18:02Speaker 1: his dad is so against the marriage, like Palmer Senior,
- 18:07Speaker 1: like he states that she would make him the most
- 18:13Speaker 1: miserable man in the world, which is definitely words of
- 18:17Speaker 1: encouragement from your father about your fiance. That's that's nice. Yeah,
- 18:26Speaker 1: So they are engaged, you know, and it's fairly decent
- 18:30Speaker 1: because you know, she really should be patrolled at this
- 18:34Speaker 1: point because of her social standing. But yeah, so meanwhile
- 18:40Speaker 1: she's married him, but she's still continuing her affair with
- 18:44Speaker 1: the Earl of Chesterfield. And they're married like a year
- 18:52Speaker 1: and she ends up traveling to the court in the Netherlands.
- 18:56Speaker 1: So her and her family they all go go to
- 19:00Speaker 1: the court in the Netherlands where Charles is camping out.
- 19:05Speaker 1: Could you see Cromwell he died the year before. He
- 19:10Speaker 1: died the year before they got married, So sixteen fifty
- 19:15Speaker 1: eight he dies, and since then it's an absolute shit show.
- 19:20Speaker 1: So like one person gets in charge and then another
- 19:22Speaker 1: person gets in charge, and it's just shit one after another,
- 19:27Speaker 1: like like his son takes it, but then it doesn't
- 19:31Speaker 1: really work out and it's just it's a lot of bollocks, really,
- 19:36Speaker 1: And then the restoration happens, where it's like they restore
- 19:40Speaker 1: the monarchy. Basically Parliament and King Charles a second agree
- 19:46Speaker 1: to work together. They're like, hey, you can be king
- 19:51Speaker 1: as long as you don't have like ultimate control and
- 19:55Speaker 1: power like this is this is a collaborative effort. And
- 20:00Speaker 1: he goes, do I still get to have parties and
- 20:04Speaker 1: wear really cool clothes and they're like, yeah, sure, no worries, buddy,
- 20:08Speaker 1: and he goes okay. So they agreed to work together
- 20:13Speaker 1: in sixteen sixty and everything's great and he travels back
- 20:21Speaker 1: to England. So he Charles the Second King. Charles the
- 20:28Speaker 1: Second is a randy fellow. I don't know if you
- 20:32Speaker 1: know this. So he's just an absolute horn dog, and
- 20:38Speaker 1: Barbara Palmer is an absolute smoke show with an insatiable appetite.
- 20:47Speaker 1: She was also tempestuous, volatile, egregious. She was spoken of
- 21:01Speaker 1: by John Evelyn, who called her the Curse of the
- 21:07Speaker 1: Nation because she ruled the palace with her moods. So basically,
- 21:15Speaker 1: if Barbara was having a bad day, every fucking person
- 21:20Speaker 1: in her vicinity was having a bad day. So in
- 21:26Speaker 1: sixteen sixty one, Charles makes Robert Palmer the Earl of Castlemaine,
- 21:34Speaker 1: which sounds nice, it sounds like, you know, he's doing
- 21:39Speaker 1: a favor, but it's more like backhanded because the way
- 21:47Speaker 1: that he makes it happen is he states that the
- 21:50Speaker 1: title could only be passed down to any children with Barbara,
- 21:56Speaker 1: so the title wouldn't necessarily go down Robert's life if
- 22:00Speaker 1: he were to marry someone else, like the title dies
- 22:03Speaker 1: with him, well dies and then has passed down to
- 22:08Speaker 1: Barbara's children, which is almost as if Charles is laying
- 22:18Speaker 1: the groundwork there for something specific. I wonder what it
- 22:22Speaker 1: could be. I wonder. So Barbara and Robert, the Palmers,
- 22:31Speaker 1: they don't really see each other too much. After this,
- 22:35Speaker 1: Barbara is like pregnant, and in sixteen sixty one she
- 22:41Speaker 1: gives birth to her daughter and Palmer and Robert claims her,
- 22:48Speaker 1: which is fine, because that's a thing you have to do,
- 22:51Speaker 1: like a man would have to do when a women
- 22:53Speaker 1: gave birth, is the father would have to claim the
- 22:56Speaker 1: child so that the child was not legitimate or as
- 23:02Speaker 1: some might say, born on the wrong side of the blanket. Hm.
- 23:09Speaker 1: Then she gets pregnant again and he's like, uh, sure,
- 23:17Speaker 1: maybe I guess, And Charles Palmer he's born. Now, when
- 23:25Speaker 1: Charles Palmer is born, her firstborn son, she whisks him
- 23:31Speaker 1: away to be christened in the Church of England. Now
- 23:36Speaker 1: she gets him christened the Church of England because she's Anglican,
- 23:40Speaker 1: like that's our religion. So instead of making sure he's
- 23:43Speaker 1: baptized in a Catholic ceremony, she just takes him away
- 23:48Speaker 1: and she does it. Well, here's the thing. Does she
- 23:54Speaker 1: do it to secure her son's safety in this sort
- 23:57Speaker 1: of tumultuous existence and you know, the restoration because she
- 24:03Speaker 1: grew up through puritanism, you know what I mean. And
- 24:06Speaker 1: it's like, is that it or was she just trying
- 24:11Speaker 1: to like piss off Robert. Maybe she took a spite,
- 24:14Speaker 1: Maybe she just felt like doing it. I mean, hymn's
- 24:17Speaker 1: to say. But like most of the time when they
- 24:20Speaker 1: were in each other's company, Robert Palmer and Barbara, they
- 24:25Speaker 1: were just straight up ignoring each other. They were just
- 24:28Speaker 1: not paying attention and it was like really awkward for
- 24:32Speaker 1: everyone else because they would just pretend like the other
- 24:35Speaker 1: one wasn't there, which is just Oh, were they sending
- 24:42Speaker 1: a maid to run between the two of them like
- 24:44Speaker 1: it was a conversation or were they just playing ignoring them?
- 24:48Speaker 1: Like I have so many questions, Like we only get
- 24:51Speaker 1: like snippets of this, but ah, I wish I knew
- 24:54Speaker 1: more and things with Barbara, like I said before, you're like, oh,
- 25:00Speaker 1: it's an exaggeration, Maybe it's propaganda. Nobody could be like this.
- 25:04Speaker 1: She's not that bad. She is, I assure you she is.
- 25:11Speaker 1: But we'll get back to that after this lah commercial
- 25:15Speaker 1: break and we're back. So King Charles he has to
- 25:26Speaker 1: get married, as one does, because he's now the king.
- 25:30Speaker 1: He has to have legitimate heirs, and so he does.
- 25:34Speaker 1: He has a political alliance and he marries Catherine to Braganza.
- 25:39Speaker 1: Now Catherine of Braganza. People act like she's this weepy,
- 25:46Speaker 1: wealthy little flower. But she she's tougher than you think.
- 25:52Speaker 1: But when she shows up in England, you know, to
- 25:56Speaker 1: be it's queen and to produce, you know, ales for
- 25:59Speaker 1: the care. She arrives in England and all the nobles
- 26:04Speaker 1: what they're supposed to do is have these bonfires outside,
- 26:08Speaker 1: so like every single house, they're supposed to have these
- 26:12Speaker 1: sort of bonfires to welcome the new queen. And Samuel
- 26:18Speaker 1: Peeps noticed that every noble dead except one Barbara Palmer.
- 26:29Speaker 1: And and it gets it gets worse, right, So when
- 26:34Speaker 1: the King and Queen are on their honeymoon, Barbara settles
- 26:39Speaker 1: down in Hampton Court Palace, which is the residence of
- 26:43Speaker 1: the royal couple. Right, she goes to Hampton Court to
- 26:50Speaker 1: give birth to the King's ilegitimate son. Now I've had
- 27:00Speaker 1: a mark in your territory. But like Barbara, Barbara, it's
- 27:07Speaker 1: their fucking honeymoon, like seriously, like what opinions, Barbara, I've
- 27:15Speaker 1: got opinions. So and the King he is so like
- 27:20Speaker 1: I don't want to say enamored, he's more like lustified,
- 27:24Speaker 1: like he's so into Barbera that he wants to make
- 27:26Speaker 1: it official now like the middle Nope, I've pronounced that wrong.
- 27:32Speaker 1: The official mistress, right, so in the French court there's
- 27:35Speaker 1: an official mistress, but like it wasn't an actual position.
- 27:40Speaker 1: Well I mean you know what I mean, Like it
- 27:45Speaker 1: wasn't an actual position in sort of the English court,
- 27:50Speaker 1: like it wasn't a thing, just because you know, the repressedness.
- 27:56Speaker 1: So he's trying to make this official title for Barbara,
- 28:00Speaker 1: which doesn't exist, like not in this locale, and he's
- 28:05Speaker 1: trying to make it happen. So what he does is,
- 28:08Speaker 1: instead of that, he decides Barbara was to be a
- 28:14Speaker 1: lady of the bedchamber to Catherine, to Braganza, the Queen
- 28:22Speaker 1: and Catherine she is pissed. She is livid, friends livid
- 28:32Speaker 1: because she knows who Barbara is and Barbara is an
- 28:37Speaker 1: arsehol like she's rude to her, she's disrespectful. She does
- 28:40Speaker 1: whatever the fuck she wants. And Catherine is so mad
- 28:46Speaker 1: about this that she just threatens to return to Portugal.
- 28:50Speaker 1: She's like, nope, screw this, fuck this, fuck that, fuck you,
- 28:56Speaker 1: fuck off, I'm off. Like she is so enraged and
- 29:01Speaker 1: so insulted at this, and and she like she just
- 29:05Speaker 1: tells Charles a second that she's gonna get the heck
- 29:09Speaker 1: at a dodge. Now here's the thing. Charles, like his father,
- 29:15Speaker 1: did not like to be denied, so he sends away
- 29:19Speaker 1: most of her Portuguese retenue, like her advisors, her ladies
- 29:24Speaker 1: in waiting, like anything close to her. He just gets
- 29:30Speaker 1: rid of them. And he's just an He's a bit
- 29:37Speaker 1: of a dick himself, he really is, but he makes
- 29:43Speaker 1: us happen because he doesn't want to be denied by anyone,
- 29:46Speaker 1: because he's the king, you know. And not that it
- 29:50Speaker 1: really mattered anyway, because Barbara, even though she was a
- 29:53Speaker 1: lady of the bedchamber, right, she didn't really do the
- 29:58Speaker 1: job like she got in a levens. She got extra money,
- 30:02Speaker 1: but she didn't actually do what she was supposed to do,
- 30:05Speaker 1: which I think Katherine is probably quite happy about because
- 30:07Speaker 1: her and Barbara they would feud. They they feuded a lot,
- 30:13Speaker 1: like you should make that, Ryan Murphy, make that your
- 30:16Speaker 1: next feud. Barbara Palmer and Catherine de Baganza, let's see it.
- 30:24Speaker 1: So yeah, luckily, luckily she just took the payment, took
- 30:29Speaker 1: the money and run like she didn't actually do you know,
- 30:34Speaker 1: her duty. And it's not great for Barbara. Like the
- 30:41Speaker 1: same year as well, a rival appears and Barbara has
- 30:46Speaker 1: to work to stay in the king's favor because who
- 30:51Speaker 1: enters court but Francis Stuart, who's fifteen years old, by
- 30:57Speaker 1: the way, and she is too, quote peeps, the prettiest
- 31:03Speaker 1: girl in all the world, Samuel, Samuel, this is a
- 31:11Speaker 1: fifteen year old they're talking about. Okay, just bear that
- 31:15Speaker 1: in mind and creep like honestly, I mean any pepes
- 31:18Speaker 1: is so weird though, because he was talking about when
- 31:20Speaker 1: he saw Barbara Willialls or Barbara Palmer in church. He
- 31:24Speaker 1: sees her in church one day and he sees her.
- 31:28Speaker 1: S where the fuck? This is one of his massive diaries, right,
- 31:32Speaker 1: He sees her and he is so overcome by her
- 31:38Speaker 1: just sexiness that he just comes in his pants and
- 31:42Speaker 1: he has to like adjust his breaches. Like in church,
- 31:45Speaker 1: I feel like that. I mean, I'm not here to
- 31:48Speaker 1: yuck anybody's young, but I feel like that's a specific
- 31:51Speaker 1: kink hear for peeps, and I don't want to kinkhame anyone.
- 31:57Speaker 1: But also what and then, I mean, did he write
- 32:04Speaker 1: a diary hoping no one would read it? Or did
- 32:06Speaker 1: he write a diary hoping people would read it? Because
- 32:08Speaker 1: that's another thing anyway, off track. So Barbara is a
- 32:15Speaker 1: devious bitch. She sets up this fake wedding for everyone
- 32:19Speaker 1: to admire their beauty together, or so her and this
- 32:24Speaker 1: fifteen year old girl. She's like, I'll be the grim,
- 32:26Speaker 1: you'll be the bride, and everyone will admire us. It'll
- 32:30Speaker 1: be like a little play be fantastic. Right. So once
- 32:36Speaker 1: the ceremony is over and they play their parts, and
- 32:38Speaker 1: there's the you know, the going to the bedchamber to
- 32:42Speaker 1: be wed right or the wedding bed.
- 32:48Speaker 2: The devious, sneaky, conniving Barbara switches places with the king
- 32:58Speaker 2: himself because kings like he is like infatuated with Francis.
- 33:05Speaker 1: But Francis does not want to be the King's mistress.
- 33:08Speaker 1: She doesn't want it. She wants a good married match.
- 33:12Speaker 1: She doesn't want this, and and she just refuses to
- 33:16Speaker 1: like do the bedding. She refuses to shag him. She's
- 33:20Speaker 1: like mmmmm, no, thank you. Ah. So in sixteen sixty three,
- 33:27Speaker 1: the Queen gets really fucking ill, like Charles is again
- 33:33Speaker 1: besoughted with Francis, and he's going around telling everybody whole
- 33:37Speaker 1: listen that if Queen Catherine dies, he's gonna marry Francis Stewart,
- 33:46Speaker 1: which spells trouble for Barbara. So if Catherine dies, like
- 33:51Speaker 1: it's a shit show for everyone, Like Barbara's fucked. She
- 33:54Speaker 1: can't compete with Francis. The beautiful, lovely Francis not an option.
- 34:00Speaker 1: Luckily for everyone, Catherine survives, yay, And at this point
- 34:10Speaker 1: Barbara just in pure retaliation, like good for her, the
- 34:15Speaker 1: Queen's alive because she's fucked. Otherwise she converts to Catholicism.
- 34:23Speaker 1: She's had her kids baptized or christened Church of England
- 34:28Speaker 1: and now she's just fucking converted to Catholicism or religion.
- 34:32Speaker 1: The King does not follow, and so this becomes like
- 34:37Speaker 1: ah issue in the court are like she can't be
- 34:39Speaker 1: a lady in waiting, she can't do this. She's Catholic
- 34:42Speaker 1: and and Charles is like, listen, I'm interested in ladies bodies,
- 34:51Speaker 1: not the souls, and the court is like what no,
- 34:59Speaker 1: But also oh yeah, so the same year the queen
- 35:06Speaker 1: almost dies, Henry Fitzroy is born. So you now that's
- 35:11Speaker 1: really interesting to me. Is like during this period, the
- 35:15Speaker 1: number one cause of death for women childbirth, number two husbands.
- 35:21Speaker 1: So yeah, she's she's popping out puppies. She's giving birth
- 35:26Speaker 1: with very little issue, like she's supposed to God, what's
- 35:32Speaker 1: the words when you're supposed to like cocoon and hide
- 35:36Speaker 1: for us, Like so many weeks months after having kids,
- 35:41Speaker 1: Barbara's like no, no, no, no, up and at them,
- 35:43Speaker 1: up and at them. So she has her kids, does
- 35:45Speaker 1: like the basic amount of resting, like the least amount
- 35:49Speaker 1: you could possibly do, and then up she goes just
- 35:54Speaker 1: not missing court and not missing the fund, the miss
- 35:56Speaker 1: none of that right, and she having all these kids,
- 36:01Speaker 1: but she's still seen as very desirable and she's doing
- 36:05Speaker 1: it somehow without dying, which is great. Like it's interesting
- 36:10Speaker 1: when you think of I'm not gonna say how easy
- 36:14Speaker 1: she had it, because like childbirth is excruciating and just
- 36:18Speaker 1: unpleasant for everyone involved. But she's doing all right. But
- 36:24Speaker 1: she ends up having like kids after kids after kids
- 36:28Speaker 1: are with King Charles, so they have the surname Fitzroy,
- 36:33Speaker 1: which means like child of the king. So sixteen sixty four,
- 36:40Speaker 1: Charlotte is born sixteen sixty five George, like one a year.
- 36:45Speaker 1: She's doing really well. It's after this where she just
- 36:49Speaker 1: causes more of a fucking scene because she starts posing
- 36:52Speaker 1: for these paintings. So she's like being like the Madonna
- 36:55Speaker 1: and child like because you know, big religious paintings, and
- 36:59Speaker 1: she's in all these artworks and it becomes like the
- 37:04Speaker 1: talk of the court because she's just outposing for all
- 37:10Speaker 1: these portraits. And Catherine Braganza, she's just last Nell. Really,
- 37:18Speaker 1: she's just getting irritated consistently, and she ends up conspiring
- 37:25Speaker 1: with the Earl of Clarendon, who just so happens to
- 37:28Speaker 1: be Barbara's cousin. Now Barbara is like fuck this for
- 37:33Speaker 1: game of Soldiers, and she bandies up with a bunch
- 37:37Speaker 1: of the other mistresses right of King Charles's second like
- 37:40Speaker 1: they all get together to get him dismissed from court
- 37:45Speaker 1: in sixteen sixty seven. But like it's fine that King
- 37:52Speaker 1: Charles has like mistresses because Barbara is also having her
- 37:57Speaker 1: own fun. So she's got her own personal wing at
- 38:03Speaker 1: Hampton Court, like she's got to feel fucking wing which
- 38:07Speaker 1: completely failing to disrepair. Actually, so when Mary and William
- 38:14Speaker 1: came in they had to replace like her wing because
- 38:18Speaker 1: she just left it in such a disarray because she
- 38:21Speaker 1: had all this money, but she just kept fucking shit
- 38:24Speaker 1: up and not paying for upkeep. Anyway, she's having all
- 38:31Speaker 1: this fun. She's shagging an acrobat, which is a fun experience.
- 38:39Speaker 1: But also again family tree, wreath, family tree, not a wreath.
- 38:47Speaker 1: She's shagging her second cousin, John Churchill, Yes, of that fame.
- 38:56Speaker 1: See this is how Princess Diana and once in Churchill
- 39:01Speaker 1: are related. Yep, yep, you heard me, you held me so. Anyway,
- 39:12Speaker 1: all through this, Barbara, she's loving her best life. She's
- 39:16Speaker 1: having a great time, and she's helping herself to the
- 39:19Speaker 1: King's privy pus and she's accepting breabes from dignitaries. Whether
- 39:23Speaker 1: she does anything with that again, who's to say, but
- 39:26Speaker 1: she does it anyway. And the same year, the same
- 39:31Speaker 1: year that she ousts Clarendon, right, she decides she's going
- 39:36Speaker 1: to get rid of Francis once and for all. So
- 39:41Speaker 1: Barbara convinces the king to surprise Francis Stuart in her bedchamber,
- 39:46Speaker 1: but when he gets there and opens the door, she's
- 39:49Speaker 1: in bed with. His cousin is also called Charles, and
- 39:55Speaker 1: it is it's a scandal, right, and so Francis ends
- 40:01Speaker 1: up marrying like other Charles. But here's the thing, by
- 40:05Speaker 1: the way, at this point in time, if a couple
- 40:09Speaker 1: had agreed to get married, if they were engaged, if
- 40:11Speaker 1: they were betrothed, right then, as far as Goddess concerned, like,
- 40:19Speaker 1: you're allowed to shag because you've made a promise to marry,
- 40:22Speaker 1: which is as good as marrying, like it's a thing.
- 40:28Speaker 1: But that that happened in Charles is just like done.
- 40:31Speaker 1: King Charles is done with Francis cousin. Charles is good
- 40:36Speaker 1: with Francis. But back to Barbara. She's shagging Churchill and
- 40:41Speaker 1: she gifts him five thousand pounds five grand and the king,
- 40:53Speaker 1: the King, he's asked without this, He's like, well, look
- 40:55Speaker 1: at what she's doing. She's taken money and she's given
- 40:58Speaker 1: it to this lover of her. And the King's like, yeah,
- 41:04Speaker 1: young man must have something to live on. And he's
- 41:08Speaker 1: still gifting her things like the duchess title the Duchess
- 41:12Speaker 1: of Cleveland and Phoenix Park in Dublin, which is nice.
- 41:19Speaker 1: She also gets non such palace in sixteen seventy so
- 41:27Speaker 1: she is the Baroness non search. I don't know if
- 41:30Speaker 1: I'm pronouncing this correctly, but I like the fact that
- 41:33Speaker 1: it's non search, and I will continue. So two years later,
- 41:39Speaker 1: Barbara fits Roy's burn and she looks I'm not quite
- 41:47Speaker 1: like Charles. She's actually looking away bit more like John Churchill.
- 41:53Speaker 1: And so the King is like, I don't think that's
- 41:55Speaker 1: my baby. I'm not claiming it. Not claiming it. In
- 41:59Speaker 1: Barbara trigger warning, murder, child abuse, possible threat skip Ford
- 42:09Speaker 1: twenty seconds, she threatens to smash the baby's brains off
- 42:15Speaker 1: of a mantle right if he doesn't claim the child
- 42:18Speaker 1: as his own. And so he's like, come to daddy.
- 42:26Speaker 1: So he ends up begging for forgiveness in front of
- 42:30Speaker 1: the entire court like Barbara, Barbara, Barbara, infantaicide we're using
- 42:41Speaker 1: in fantaside now, Barbara. So things are fine ish for
- 42:49Speaker 1: the next couple of years, but then in sixteen seventy three,
- 42:52Speaker 1: the Test Act banned Catholics from holding office. Now remember
- 43:01Speaker 1: when she converted to Catholicism on a whim to cause
- 43:04Speaker 1: a scene. Ah, looks like that came back to bit
- 43:08Speaker 1: her in the arse. So she loses her position as
- 43:12Speaker 1: Lady of the Bedchamber, and this gets given to Louise Decree,
- 43:20Speaker 1: who is really nice. She's one of the other mistresses
- 43:26Speaker 1: of King Charles the second, but like she gets on
- 43:29Speaker 1: pretty well with Catherine de Braganza because she's not ostentatious,
- 43:32Speaker 1: she's not overt, she's really fucking polite, which after dealing
- 43:36Speaker 1: with Barbara, I can understand would be nice refreshing. Even so,
- 43:45Speaker 1: Barbara is expecting to, you know, have King Charles like
- 43:50Speaker 1: sort of out for her. She thinks, so gonna be resolved,
- 43:53Speaker 1: but he dismisses her and tells her to live quietly
- 43:57Speaker 1: and cause no scandal. Your majesty, sah, have you met her?
- 44:08Speaker 1: So in another three years, Barbara takes her youngest kids
- 44:12Speaker 1: to Paris, so the older kids they sty there because
- 44:15Speaker 1: I think her and Charles she had most of his
- 44:19Speaker 1: children than anybody else. And Katherine beganza she had fertility issues,
- 44:26Speaker 1: whether it was as a result of her illness or
- 44:28Speaker 1: whether it's just like old timey methods again whom's to say.
- 44:39Speaker 1: So she ends up traveling to Paris with her kids,
- 44:43Speaker 1: but then she returns in sixteen eighty two because she's
- 44:48Speaker 1: got some debts, like a lot of people, like Neil
- 44:53Speaker 1: Gwynn for example, big gambles but not really lucky. So
- 45:00Speaker 1: she ends up having non such palace pulled down, and
- 45:03Speaker 1: so the materials to cover her gambling debts. Now why
- 45:09Speaker 1: she needed to sell the materials and not the palace,
- 45:13Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. She ends up selling
- 45:17Speaker 1: like Phoenix Park as well, Like she sells all the
- 45:20Speaker 1: shit he got her because she's gonna pay off all
- 45:22Speaker 1: these all these debts, right, she's got loan sharks coming after.
- 45:25Speaker 1: But he shut her kneecaps and shit, and she's like, no,
- 45:27Speaker 1: I get the money, I'm good for it. Then we
- 45:30Speaker 1: just turned down this fucking palace. Fust like, can we
- 45:35Speaker 1: fix it? No, we fucking can't, Bob, No we can't.
- 45:40Speaker 1: So it's sixteen eighty five and the King and Barbara
- 45:45Speaker 1: they reconcile and they spend one last evening together the
- 45:52Speaker 1: week before he dies. So he's like making the rounds
- 45:57Speaker 1: as if he knew his time was coming, and she's
- 46:01Speaker 1: you're having a good time. They get one last night,
- 46:04Speaker 1: and things are great for one week. It's after this
- 46:09Speaker 1: that she starts an affair with Cardinal Goodman, who's an actor,
- 46:16Speaker 1: not a cardinal. His name is Cardinal yet no, that's right.
- 46:20Speaker 1: His name is Cardinal fun Fact and he has a
- 46:25Speaker 1: bad reputation. And the next year she gives birth to
- 46:31Speaker 1: a son. We know nothing about it. And in seventeen
- 46:38Speaker 1: oh five, when I said seventeen eighty three earlier, that
- 46:42Speaker 1: is not what I meant. I meant seventeen oh three,
- 46:45Speaker 1: not seventeen eighty three. That's too far. I've gone too
- 46:48Speaker 1: far forward. No no, no, no, no, yeah. So yes,
- 46:54Speaker 1: So seventeen oh five, Roger Palmer he dies, and now,
- 46:59Speaker 1: because he's super Catholic, he doesn't divorce her. He just
- 47:05Speaker 1: stays married, but far away, far away to be unbothered.
- 47:11Speaker 1: And so he dies and she's finally allowed to remarry,
- 47:16Speaker 1: and she does at the age of sixty five. Barbara
- 47:22Speaker 1: Maury's Major General Robert Fielding, and they marry, and it's
- 47:29Speaker 1: fairly sharpish afterwards that she discovers his scandalous secret. He
- 47:37Speaker 1: was already married. See Fielding, here was a nefarious fortune.
- 47:44Speaker 1: Hunter after her money now and you're thinking he's already married.
- 47:50Speaker 1: I wonder when it could have been. And the thing is,
- 47:56Speaker 1: he got married two weeks before he eyed her. See
- 48:02Speaker 1: he married someone, he mind, another woman two weeks before
- 48:08Speaker 1: that wedding, because he thought she was an heiress she
- 48:13Speaker 1: was not. Because she thought he had a fortune he
- 48:19Speaker 1: did not. It's like and a robbers of scamming. They
- 48:22Speaker 1: just screwed each other, and not in a good way.
- 48:27Speaker 1: So he is, you know, a dick, and Barbara she's
- 48:33Speaker 1: not having it. She's sixty five, she doesn't have time
- 48:35Speaker 1: for the shit, and so she cuts off his allowance
- 48:40Speaker 1: and he responds with direct quote barbarous ill treatment. And
- 48:49Speaker 1: Barbara again is like, fuck this for a game of soldiers.
- 48:53Speaker 1: I'm not taking that. And so she takes him to court,
- 48:58Speaker 1: not forbeaten her, of course, because who would listen, but
- 49:03Speaker 1: she takes him to court for biggiebe which she can prove.
- 49:10Speaker 1: And so she ends up going to live probably life
- 49:14Speaker 1: in her home, Wopole House in Chiswick Mall. She goes
- 49:21Speaker 1: back there, stays there for a while, and in seventeen
- 49:27Speaker 1: oh nine, at the age of well sixty nine, Barbara
- 49:37Speaker 1: passes away from heart failure after suffering from dropsy, which
- 49:43Speaker 1: is a dema of the legs, and so ends the
- 49:48Speaker 1: life of Barbara Palmer Official hot mess. Now, if you
- 49:56Speaker 1: liked my telling of this story, please feel free to
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- 50:17Speaker 1: dmy email like. I love a chat like. If I'm
- 50:21Speaker 1: not really busy, if I'm not overwhelmed, I'm happy to
- 50:25Speaker 1: have a talk, you know that. Just don't send me
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- 50:34Speaker 1: exact context of it, because if I don't have context,
- 50:38Speaker 1: I won't read it. Mm hmm. But yeah, I'm trying
- 50:43Speaker 1: to now recommendations for reading. I'm going to suggest The
- 50:48Speaker 1: Convent Garden Ladies by Haley rubin Holt for watching. Listen,
- 50:55Speaker 1: I'm doing it. I don't care, I'm doing it. For watching.
- 50:57Speaker 1: I'm going to recommend Bridgerton season three. Don't care, don't care.
- 51:03Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's what it is. That's what it is.
- 51:06Speaker 1: Brigidon season three. It's just pretty and fun and just
- 51:09Speaker 1: enjoy it. Now everything has to be super serious and
- 51:13Speaker 1: for lessening. You know what, I'm going to suggest my
- 51:20Speaker 1: TikTok mutual Janet Devlin's new song Emotional Rodeo, And with that,
- 51:27Speaker 1: I'm going to say good night Adios. Au Revoir of
- 51:32Speaker 1: Waders are my friends, Bye bye