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CLIP: LEAVE YOUR DOG AT HOME · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  I want to talk about some things. I don't get
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  people that bring their frickin' dog everywhere.
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  Now, before you come at me out of the woodworks,
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  oh, man. Listen, I know your dog is your friend.
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  My cat is my friend. But I don't bring her everywhere
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  because If I did bring her anywhere, she would
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  be a problem. It would not be good. It would
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  be a little something like this. Right? But I'm
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  telling you, it's out of control how these people
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  just bring their dogs in person. And if your
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  dog's acting up, that's one thing. If Rover's
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  acting up, you know, that's one thing. But the
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  problem nowadays is that these people are training
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  their dogs to be stupid. And what I mean by that
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  is this, because I know that sounds a little
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  harsh in the club. Probably don't like that.
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  But it's kind of true. I mean, your dog's acting
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  up and you don't even scold it. You're making
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  the dog think it's good behavior. You know who
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  had the greatest dog ever? My buddy Topher Morrison.
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  He's now traveling America. He got the hell out
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  of Florida. Him and his dog, Macy. If there was
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  a definition of a perfect dog, I would be Macy.
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  A little shout out to Topher Morrison. And a
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  no shout out to people that don't watch their
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  dogs. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's time for Poppy
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  in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com Poppy Hour
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  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
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  before. Whenever we're going outside, um... All
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  I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.
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  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
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  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
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  even fisting. The semen was so big. It's not
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  lacking any meat. And that's what real women
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  need. That's it. Bushing. Stop cussing. It looks
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  like you went and got a b**ch. job not on the
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  ipad screen whatever the case might be in your
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  hand and a sock and a whatever like thank you
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  but also i would love to be getting railed but
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  use bucket loads of lube if you think you have
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  enough lube double it