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Joe Gatto _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _535(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: Some new tour dates coming up. Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
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  Speaker 1: La Crosse and Green Bay, Wisconsin. Moline, Illinois. Colorado Springs, Colorado. Casper, Wyoming. Billings, Missoula. Bloomington, Indiana. Columbus, Ohio. Champaign, Illinois.
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  Speaker 1: Grand Rapids, Lafayette, Louisiana. And Beaumont, Texas. Get all your
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  Speaker 1: tickets at theovon.com. slash T-O-U-R, and thank you so much
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  Speaker 1: for the support. Today's guest has been entertaining humans and
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  Speaker 1: taking care of dogs for most of his life, and
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  Speaker 1: we're lucky to have been on the receiving end of
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  Speaker 1: some of that. You know him from Impractical Jokers. He
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  Speaker 1: has a new stand-up comedy special out on YouTube called
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  Speaker 1: Messing With People, as well as a new children's book
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  Speaker 1: called Where's Barry I always enjoy my time and grateful
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  Speaker 1: to sit down with just a light of the world.
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  Speaker 1: Today's guest is Mr. Joe Gatto. Shine that light on me.
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  Speaker 2: I'll sit and tell you my story.
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  Speaker 1: Shine on me.
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  Speaker 3: And I.
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  Speaker 1: Will find a story. This place is awesome. I've never
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  Speaker 1: seen this place. It's awesome. Oh, you haven't been here before?
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  Speaker 1: I've never been here before, yeah. Oh, wow. It's nice. Fantastic. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you just forget where you've been or where you
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  Speaker 1: haven't even been, you know? You never know where you
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  Speaker 1: haven't been. Yeah, that's true, huh? That's true. Good to
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  Speaker 1: see you today. You brought a little buddy, huh? Yeah, Spumoni.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: One of my pups. One of my ghetto pups. And
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  Speaker 1: how is... It's a man or woman? This is a woman.
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  Speaker 1: It's a woman. This is a woman.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. This is Pomoni. And how is she doing? She
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  Speaker 1: seems okay.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She's doing all right. Last time we spoke, she's fine. Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: She's good.
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  Speaker 3: She's a, she's one of my travel pups. She just
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  Speaker 3: comes on the, when I'm not flying a lot and
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  Speaker 3: I'm just on one or two and driving, she'll come
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  Speaker 3: with me, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She's not a great flyer, but she loves to chill.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, she seems very calm. In Japan, they were
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  Speaker 1: given pills to a lot of those dogs and so
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  Speaker 1: they could take good cool photos of them? You seen
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  Speaker 1: the ones with their tongue hanging out? I know those.
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  Speaker 3: I have a lot of those kinds of dogs because
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  Speaker 3: I have a senior dog rescue and all their teeth
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  Speaker 3: are out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just hang out. That's weird. I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: they do a pill-induced tongue out. Yeah, bring that up
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  Speaker 1: if the Japanese were.
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  Speaker 3: They wanted the tongue out, so it made them really
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  Speaker 3: thirsty or just.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it just... Nicotine in the mouth a
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  Speaker 1: little bit? It just like... You know, like that. Yeah, like...
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  Speaker 1: Just gives you the right. Like they lived in Baltimore
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  Speaker 1: kind of, you know, like some of these Baltimore hitchhikers.
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  Speaker 1: Like bring that up if they were. Dropping tongues out in.
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  Speaker 1: Japanese pilling up the dogs. There's a supplement.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Were the Japanese giving pills to the dogs? That's all right.
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  Speaker 1: That's a pretty good prompt. Yeah. You're just looking at medication.
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  Speaker 1: You're just looking at dog pills. Yeah. Or some of it,
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  Speaker 1: they hide a lot of the good shit on Google.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to dig deep sometimes. They come back
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  Speaker 3: for it. That's not going to be on the first results.
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  Speaker 1: No. Yeah, that's true, man. We got to learn to
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  Speaker 1: go deep, dude.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes the way that Google finishes you, or do you
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  Speaker 3: ever find that like when you put in something and
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  Speaker 3: the way the search engine finishes what you started is
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  Speaker 3: more interesting than what you were looking for?
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  Speaker 1: He's just, oh, what is this? And you click that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's really weird. Yeah, and all of them, it's always
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  Speaker 1: like gay. It's like- Dead, gay. Yeah, it's all that stuff. Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 1: That shit's always ridiculous, man. Good to see you, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Good to see you. It's been a minute, man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it has been a minute. Last time we saw each other,
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  Speaker 1: we were both in the same city on tour, and
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  Speaker 1: we got some pizza. Yeah, in Milwaukee. Yeah, Milwaukee. And
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  Speaker 1: the pizza took forever, remember? Forever. I went back and
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  Speaker 1: got it. I think we left, and you just went. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you went back later that evening. I was like, let
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  Speaker 1: me get this later. We ordered these pizzas, and they
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  Speaker 1: gave it to us, yeah. They owed us some pies, man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, those people were, they did not want to give
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  Speaker 1: it up. And I'm like, well, if you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to give out the food, then don't be a restaurant. Right. Right.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: This is your thing. This is what you do. Like
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  Speaker 1: I was back there. He was eating. He was back
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  Speaker 1: there eating too. The one guy. Yeah. Whenever we saw him. Congrats, man.
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  Speaker 1: You got a new special out. A new special out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Your first special. First special. Wow. Messing with people. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's really excited about it. It's out on YouTube.
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  Speaker 3: And I was, it was great, man. I toured with
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  Speaker 3: it for two and a half years and you know
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  Speaker 3: how it is. You don't want, The content is just
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  Speaker 3: to go away. I'm super proud of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So I put it out there.
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  Speaker 4: It's great.
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  Speaker 1: Was it when you guys taped it? Come here. Simone, come.
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  Speaker 1: Come on up. Good girl. When you guys taped it,
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  Speaker 1: how many tapings did you do? I did two.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Two in one night. I did the Paramount in Huntington,
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  Speaker 3: Long Island. And it was fun, man. Like it was
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  Speaker 3: the first one, you know, you get a little nervous.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's all. And I wasn't used.
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  Speaker 3: The jib almost knocked me out like four times because
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  Speaker 3: I'm very physical on stage running around, you know. So
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  Speaker 3: I ran to like the side and the jib was
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  Speaker 3: like right there.
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  Speaker 1: I almost got like knocked out, but it was good.
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  Speaker 1: It was really cool. Yeah. And the jib is like
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  Speaker 1: the camera. That's the camera that's on the arm. Yeah. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you forget, right? That's for everybody at home. Yeah. Just
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  Speaker 1: because some people don't know, you know, some people don't
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  Speaker 1: know what's going on.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. Right there. That's it. Yeah. Did some
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  Speaker 1: of the other jokers come out?
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  Speaker 3: Uh, yeah, they came to, uh, the taping. Um, Sal
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  Speaker 3: came to the late taping, I think. And then the next,
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  Speaker 3: I was working that week and then in queue came
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  Speaker 3: out and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, it's good. They come and see me. We,
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  Speaker 1: I see them when they're on the road. It's, it's fun.
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  Speaker 1: We try to give each other the support. You know
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  Speaker 1: how it is. Have you gone to one of their shows? Like, cause,
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  Speaker 1: cause you don't, do you still do the touring show
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  Speaker 1: with them or no? No.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: So I did, they just wrapped up their last tour
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  Speaker 3: and I came out on stage there.
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  Speaker 1: And then when they did radio city, I popped out.
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  Speaker 1: That was really fun. That's cool. When I came to
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  Speaker 1: Radio City, it was so cool. It was really great.
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  Speaker 1: The place exploded. Wow. It was really nice. Have you
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  Speaker 1: missed that aspect? Because they just came out with their last,
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  Speaker 1: the 11th season, right? Of their show? Yeah. Of Jokers?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're doing that now. They just wrapped shooting that one.
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  Speaker 3: I think they got another one. But yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you know, you're missing it. You're missing with your friends.
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  Speaker 3: The hardest part for me is like, it's appointment friendship now, right?
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  Speaker 3: Like you got to think about like, you used to
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  Speaker 3: see each other all the time. And now it's like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, like I feel like I, you know, I
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  Speaker 3: haven't seen you in for it. Right. And when you
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  Speaker 3: see them, it's like, they're working together or doing something.
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  Speaker 3: You're trying to find a time together. So that gets
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  Speaker 3: a little tricky.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know?
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  Speaker 3: So, but everybody always asks, you still friends? I always
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  Speaker 3: tell people, no, I hate those guys. Like, I'll just
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  Speaker 3: say stuff to mess with people.
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  Speaker 1: Like, do you like them? I'm like, no, we don't
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  Speaker 1: talk anymore. I was saying for a while that salad
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  Speaker 1: slept with my wife. That's why it was so fun.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, dude, you got to stop saying that. Someone's
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  Speaker 1: going to believe you.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, it's a, it's good. We're still, we're still boys.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Just trying to see each other gets a little tricky.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think that just gets trickier as you get older too.
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  Speaker 1: Like just being an adult, it's like everything gets like
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  Speaker 1: more appointment. That's why I miss like, I it's like,
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  Speaker 1: you never know when you're in like high school and
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  Speaker 1: college and stuff like that, that those are going to
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  Speaker 1: be like the greatest times because everybody is just there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody's you're going to bump the bump into factor of
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  Speaker 3: a college campus, right?
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  Speaker 1: You might just bump into somebody on the way to
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  Speaker 1: the calf or something. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's totally different. Cause you're all enclosed, like a community.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a cult almost like you're living on this,
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  Speaker 3: you know, the stockade. Yeah, dude, that's one thing it's like,
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  Speaker 3: but you don't realize that when you're there. Like I
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  Speaker 3: remember whenever I was like graduating high school or whatever,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, thank God I'm graduating. But then you
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  Speaker 3: don't realize that like 10 years later, you do anything
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  Speaker 3: to go back and have one big full day of
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  Speaker 3: high school.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: You're, but there was some people who were looking forward
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  Speaker 3: to getting rid of too.
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  Speaker 1: That was the bad part, right? That's the other side
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  Speaker 1: of it. Like, you're like, I cannot wait till I
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  Speaker 1: don't have to see this person again. Like the ROTC
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  Speaker 1: guys were really at our school were very, they kind
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  Speaker 1: of acted like they were like a gang sort of
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. You know, like those guys with the wooden guns,
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  Speaker 1: you'd see them after school or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And they wouldn't even have like the part of the
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  Speaker 1: gun that like had the bullets in or something. It's
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  Speaker 1: like a glorified stick. Yeah, dude. Yeah. It was the
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  Speaker 1: right shape of a stick. Yeah. And they would be
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  Speaker 1: running through the halls, like, yeah, like yelling different quadrants
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  Speaker 1: at each other and shit. Doing this stuff and signaling.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, guys, I'm getting to algebra. Get out of
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  Speaker 1: my way. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't, uh, we didn't have RTC at our school,
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  Speaker 3: but we definitely had, um, different clicks.
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  Speaker 1: Cause I went to an all boy Catholic high school.
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  Speaker 3: So all boy school definitely had like a different type
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  Speaker 3: of like click set up kind of thing where you
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  Speaker 3: had your jocks and your, mathletes which i was a
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  Speaker 3: proud leader of were you yeah yeah math guy yeah
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  Speaker 3: so i was like geeky but i was a bowler
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  Speaker 3: we talked about this just quickly i'm uh i was
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  Speaker 3: on the bowling team and stuff so it was like
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  Speaker 3: a different thing but then humor like once once people
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  Speaker 3: found you were funny in high school and you're what
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  Speaker 3: all dudes i think it's a different thing i think
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  Speaker 3: it's like oh you know and then people like want
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  Speaker 3: to be around you and having fun so once my
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  Speaker 3: humor started coming out it was a different animal That
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  Speaker 3: was so much fun.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Dude, being funny. And I, that was like the, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think that's what it was too. Cause you always
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  Speaker 1: had an audience around. You always had like, everybody was
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  Speaker 1: right there. So you could make so many jokes and
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  Speaker 1: references and like, you'd see each other in the hallway
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  Speaker 1: in between classes. And that was the weirdest thing. Cause
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  Speaker 1: you had like one second where you were passing your
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  Speaker 1: buddy in the hallway and you got to this drive by. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was known for Pratt fallen in high, in high school. So,
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  Speaker 3: I used to pratfall into my Spanish class every day.
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  Speaker 1: And Mrs.
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  Speaker 3: Lonzo, my teacher, always thought it was this guy, Mike Irving,
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  Speaker 3: that was tripping me. And she would always give him
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  Speaker 3: detention on it. And he was like, dude, you have
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  Speaker 3: to stop.
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  Speaker 1: Stop. It wasn't me. And I was like, oh, he
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  Speaker 1: tripped me. You know, like that. So when I got
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  Speaker 1: my diploma, my mom knew that I was big.
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  Speaker 3: And my mom was always like, you know, you have
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  Speaker 3: to be respectful. So I'm getting my diploma. And everybody's like, trip, trip, trip.
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  Speaker 3: Like they all want me to fall on stage. And
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  Speaker 3: my mother like threatened my life.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, if you trip on stage, you're done. You're done.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, all right, I can't make my mom mad.
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  Speaker 3: So I don't get it. then I surprisingly get an award.
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  Speaker 1: I got an award.
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  Speaker 3: They were like, they were giving out these awards and
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  Speaker 3: one of them was, you know, some of the, and
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  Speaker 3: I look at my father and he goes, and I
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  Speaker 3: went up and I went, when I went to get
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  Speaker 3: the award on stage, I bit it and I like
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  Speaker 3: fell off the stage.
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  Speaker 1: The place went absolutely nuts. It was so funny. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, that's the reason why I won that award.
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  Speaker 1: So I could have my moment. Yeah. That's class, bro. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I love that. That shit was so much fun, man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you think about just– do you have friends from high
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  Speaker 1: school anymore? Yeah, yeah. That you keep in touch with? Yep.
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  Speaker 1: I still got actually a pretty decent amount. I've always
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  Speaker 1: done a good job of like trying to call and
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  Speaker 1: connect every now and then and just see what's up
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  Speaker 1: with folks, but– or definitely from high school. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: I keep in contact pretty decently with some of them.
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  Speaker 1: Who's your oldest friend? My buddy. Do you have somebody
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  Speaker 1: like from– My buddy Scott from where we was like
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  Speaker 1: in second grade or whatever.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: This went to his wedding. He had a destination wedding. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We're on the same page. You mean a forced vacation
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  Speaker 1: for you? It is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then some people can't be there, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and then they feel bummed out about it. For sure.
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  Speaker 1: Because somebody had to miss it. And then both people
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  Speaker 1: feel bad. Yeah. There's two different, you know, schools of
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  Speaker 1: thought about it, you know, but. Because the other school
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  Speaker 1: of thought is what?
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  Speaker 3: Like it's like you're making a memory for everybody that
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  Speaker 3: can make it. And you're making it more of like
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  Speaker 3: an event and you're spending your money. You might as
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  Speaker 3: well get this big memory out of it instead of
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  Speaker 3: being at a, you know, a hall in Queens, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and spend all this money. But for me, I, we
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  Speaker 3: almost did it, but I just, at the end of
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  Speaker 3: the day, I feel like it's a lot, it's a
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  Speaker 3: big ask.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Did you ever renew your vows? So after
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  Speaker 1: we got back together, my wife and I, we were
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  Speaker 1: thinking about doing that. And then we just- Did you
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  Speaker 1: guys get divorced or no? No, we just got separated.
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  Speaker 1: You got separated. Separated for two years. And then- Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: It's a long time. Yeah, it's a long time. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I had never lived alone. So- I was 47 years
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  Speaker 3: old for my first time living alone in an apartment.
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  Speaker 1: Did you get an apartment? An apartment. Yeah. No, if you, look,
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  Speaker 1: if you and your wife get separated, you have to
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  Speaker 1: get an apartment. You gotta get an apartment. You can't
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  Speaker 1: get a house. You can't get a house, no. You're
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  Speaker 1: in the, you're in the tension.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's, you're like, you're getting there. No, that's what,
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  Speaker 3: that was actually the reason kind of like why we
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  Speaker 3: got back together was I had put a bid in
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  Speaker 3: on a house because it was like, okay, this is
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  Speaker 3: not happening.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm a grown man. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to live in this apartment. I needed a yard.
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  Speaker 1: I had my dogs.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I just didn't want, There was a fire
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  Speaker 3: drill in my building. I'm outside at 1130 in my robe.
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  Speaker 3: And so I.
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  Speaker 1: Was like, are you Joe from Impractical? I'm like, get
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  Speaker 1: the hell out. This is my life right now. So
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  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah. So I put a bid on
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  Speaker 1: a house and I didn't get it.
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  Speaker 3: Could you imagine you're going to the fire drill of
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  Speaker 3: your building and Joe is there in his bathrobe?
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  Speaker 1: With how many dogs? Two dogs in my arms. Like
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  Speaker 1: Cruella Joville? You're just out there with a fucking million pups?
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  Speaker 1: So it was like, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So it was rough. So then I put a bid
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  Speaker 3: on a house and I didn't get it. And then
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I had to look at another house.
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  Speaker 3: And I said to her, I was like, oh, what about,
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm looking at this house. It wasn't
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: too far from the kids. And she just went, do
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: you want to get back together? And I just instantly,
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: I just went, yeah, do you?
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: And she goes, yeah.
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: And that was the first time we said it out loud.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: We both weren't thinking we were going to. We reflected
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: on it after. And it was just that moment. And
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: we just, we were in a, I was doing a
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: dog event in the city and we were waiting in
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: a hotel room for the dogs to be ready.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: She was napping. I was working. And then we just
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: started talking for like four hours. Wow. And I said, okay,
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: let's give it a couple months. I'm not going to
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: move back home.
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: Let's make sure it sticks. Make sure we want to
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: do it. And it did, it all worked out. So
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: then I came back home. But living alone was like
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: so weird. I didn't even like hang stuff on the walls.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: It was so sad. It was like those white, freshly
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: painted sheet rock.
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: You know, like I hung like one picture and then
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't even know if I like
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: that there.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: You know, it was just like, it felt like you
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: had to.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: Went on Wayfair and I bought a bunch of like
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: discount furniture and I go to the houses, all the
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: nice furniture.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: You're like, hey, at least let me come back and shower.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: You get that good loofah. wow and what did you
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: right after you guys decided okay we're gonna do that
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: did y'all go eat somewhere or.
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: Something we did we had dinner that next uh that
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: well we always I always went to the house for
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: dinner the kids didn't know any sort of disruption so
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: that was always good I was always at the house
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: having dinner family dinner I was always still very involved
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: the kids didn't really know anything because at the time
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: they're nine and seven now so they were between you
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: know six and eight or whatever and the next night
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: we went to one of our favorite restaurants in town
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: uh and we just had a nice date night and
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: it was nice and then We went away, just the
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: two of us, and for a night up at this
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: farm in upstate.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: New York and just all worked out. You know, it
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: was a lot of conversations. Yeah.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: A lot of hard stuff you got to talk through,
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: a lot of forgiveness and talking about, you know. I
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: think the biggest thing always is in any relationship, you always,
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: especially with your significant other, you always think it's your
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: soulmate and you know what they're thinking and you just don't.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: Like people, as well as somebody, you just have to
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: say it. So we just started talking and it just
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: opened up everything, you know.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Dude, the craziest thing is how hard it is to
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: say stuff, even if like you're with the person you're married.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: It's like, and they would rather you probably say it
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: so you can get to the next part. But we
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: just hold the fucking words. Yeah. And then you get
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: mad that they don't know what you're thinking. That was
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: the funniest thing.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: I used to say that to her all the time.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: I said, you get mad because I don't know what
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: you're thinking. I have no, I'll admit, I don't know
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: what you're thinking.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: I'll never know.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: So that's like the biggest thing I found in relationship
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: is really, as we started to like get through it again,
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: it's like.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Just say, What are you feeling? Life's too short, man.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Just say what you're feeling. Yeah. Just say, I wish
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: your legs were longer.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Longer.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Just get longer legs. How'd you know?
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: Did she tell you that was the thing? She's like, Joe,
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: I wish you were five. I wish you were six foot, man.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: You got longer legs.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: No, I, yeah, I don't know. I mean, that shit's
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: all this stuff's complicated, man, but that's awesome then. Congrats.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: So that feels good then. Yeah. So you got the
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: family back on track. Got back on track, baby. I'm
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: a dad. I'm a real dad. Like, which is nice.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: I feel really tight with the kids. Good partner.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: It's all, it all feels good now. And creatively, I'm
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: doing everything that's good. It feels nice to be able
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: to dabble in different stuff.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, your kids came to the special because I saw them.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: You give them a hug before you go on stage. Yeah,
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: they gave me the microphone before. Oh, they gave you
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: the mic. One you gave a hug and one you
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: gave a high five. Yeah, I gave the high five
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: to my son. He was super nervous.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: He was?
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's cute. She is like me, dude. She comes
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: out for a bow. She loves it all. She's all
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: My son is a little bit more of a wallflower,
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: but he really likes to laugh and to make me laugh.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: And we do like fun. Oh, there, that's the, that
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: was a thing. Um, so yeah, that's the kids. So the, uh, yeah, Mark. Yeah.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: He's my, he's my tour manager. He's on tour with me,
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: but then, yeah, this is my, my, my daughter and
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: my son there. Uh, I gave him a little, Oh, sorry.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, you didn't. Yeah. Yeah. I love my son.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Don't try to, I already see the clip show. I
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: love his son.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Starting to start your drama. I was trying to remember that.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Jiggy was there. That's awesome. Yeah. He's with me all
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: the time. He's on my new tour with me. He's
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: my feature. He comes with me the whole time.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: He's great.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: He's so funny. He has one of the best stories.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he turned it into a show,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: into a stage bit. It's like he met a girl
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: on an airplane, right? So he's on an airplane. He's
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: sitting next to like this beautiful Brazilian, Brazilian girl. He said,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: and like the plane kept getting delayed or whatever. Finally,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: they get them all off the plane, and it's like midnight.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: They're not going to leave until the next day. And
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: the girl's like, you can come stay with me or whatever.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Or at least she could have said goodbye in Brazilian.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: But that's how he took it. She's like, why is
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: this guy in my car? He's following her out of
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: the airport. Her grandmother comes and picks her up, right?
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: So now they are all– he and this girl he
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: just met. stay at the grandmother's house and they just had,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: it was like a big studio. So they're sleep in
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: one bed all together. And they watched, um, I can't,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: I think they watched saving private rock, which is a
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: real warming, romantic story.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: It's like the house in like Charlie and the chocolate
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: factory where everybody sleeps in the same room in the
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: same bed.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: It's all the old kid and all the parents.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: But grandpa Joe is there. Yeah. Oh, That's hysterical. And then, yeah,
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: because I think he thought he was going to go
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: to this kind of romantic night, and then he just
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: stayed in there all, yeah. And I guess something else occurred,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: but it was pretty unbelievable. But, yeah, that story is great.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: He met the family already, though.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: So that's good, yeah. And they, oh, he said that
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: they had popcorn, and then, yeah, and then I guess
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: they all fell asleep or whatever.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, could you imagine being somebody who came home from
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: work and that's where you see they like, where they
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: pick up this straggler he came in. He's the best
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: to go on tour. He's just a bundle of joy
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: and like energy. He's just so positive and fun. Like
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: we click really well on that, but he gets like,
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: we make fun of him because Steve Burns on the
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: road with us a lot too. And we love to
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: watch him eat when he's hungry because he literally, if you,
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: he doesn't know you're watching him.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding, Theo.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: He'll go like, he'll be like excited to eat and
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: he'll be like doing and he moves his hands and
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: you just watch him he's just like a little kid
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: for the first time I'm like apple pie like it's
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: so funny I'm like dude you're a grown adult man
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: you have a child like what are you doing.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: He gets so excited yeah yeah he's classic man he's
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: so funny yeah his energy is some of the best
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: energy to be around yeah for sure for sure yeah
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: what was good oh Dikembe Mutombo died you see that
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: no did he yeah oh no When? He just died.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Brain cancer.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: 58.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: That's young. That is young, 58. Maybe it's a Hall
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: of Fame finger wagging center. Yeah, he did that, remember?
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: He did the whole thing with the big finger, yeah.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: He kind of gave, I wonder if after he did that,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: is that when they came out with those finger things
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: or not?
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: No, I think those were where number ones.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I think that's where that comes from. Oh, I see.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: But I think people started using it as it wasn't intended.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. This was not for this. This was for this. Yeah,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: we're number one. I was like, no, no, no, no. No,
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: you're not. Yeah. Yeah, dude. He had that. That was wild.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: The finger wag, yeah. That's funny that that becomes like
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: your thing. Yeah. You know? But then you have to
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: do it all the time. Right. People are waiting for it. Yeah.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: People are always like taking photos and people are like,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: can you do the- Yeah. Could you do this? Yeah.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: It's like me getting yelled Larry.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: What do you get asked the most, you think, when
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: people want to take a picture with you?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Or like when, when people see you, what is like
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: the thing that they, what's Bobby Lee like? Yeah. So
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: you get a whole time, right?
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Tell me about Bobby Lee. Is he real? Is it real?
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: They'll say, they'll call him an it. And I'm like,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: that's crazy. Uh, are they referring to Bobby? I don't know.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: A lot of people don't believe in like people of
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: the Orient, but, uh, and also look at the guy.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's, you know, for sure. There's definitely 50
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: shades of Shezwan right here. So there's a lot going on. Uh,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Then after we got to interview Trump, I get asked
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: about that a lot too. Oh, yeah, for sure. Just
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: what it was like to be there or something. We
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: got to go up to Bedminster, New Jersey. That was
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: nice up there.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I talked to you when I saw you.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: There was just the rumblings that you might have been
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: able to sit with him. And I think you told
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: me you were like, dude, it's crazy. I might be
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: able to do it. So that had to be a
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: wild experience.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was crazy. That took a long time to
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: come together, I imagine. It wasn't like a... It was
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: kind of on and off and then it was just on.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: You know? But it was definitely interesting. Don't think I
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: didn't notice you put on a suit jacket. Thanks, dude.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: You can throw on a jacket. Yeah, I appreciate it.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I think it's been at two funerals and one presidential interview, brother.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that, dude. It's a famous jacket, man.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: It's on its way up, brother. Here you go. Yeah,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Dikembe had that thing. Dude, what finger is used for
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: different stuff the most, do you think? This is for... Yeah,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: this is always good and this is always bad, right?
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: This is good, this is bad. This one is.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: So yeah, this is bad. This is never good. This
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: could be bad with a thumbs down.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think every finger has a personality. Kind of,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, right?
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: So you could use this for that. This is probably
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: the most useless, right?
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: The ring finger.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Well, unless you- When you were a little kid, this
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: became a big, because you'd be like, I'm not giving
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: you the finger.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's true, huh? You would hide it. Yeah, you
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: hide it like, oh, I'm just kidding. But this one
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: is also the ring finger, so it also is like
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: the- Signifies, yeah. Yeah. Someone has claimed you. Yeah, you're
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: locked in. Or you've been claimed. Yeah, you're owned. Yeah,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: this- This is for hitchhiking, too, used to be. Hitchhiking.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: The thumb is the most versatile, I think. Hitchhiking. You're
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: the best. Kill them. Kill them.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Murder.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: This is a murder indicator.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Straight murder. What are we doing here? Yeah.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: This is the first thing I taught my kids, by
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: the way. That was a parenting hack I heard from somebody.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Thumbs up.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Teach your kids. Because a lot of times your kids
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: are far away if they're scared or something. Teach them
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: to give you a thumbs up if they're okay or
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: a thumbs down if they're not. because if you can't
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: see them, you know, if you only see them, you
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: can't hear them. So I had my daughter on top
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: of like this huge slide down where I was by
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: a playground. And I was like scared for her life.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay. And she was like, and then she
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: went and I was like, okay, crazy. Yeah. Oh, and
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: then you do this thing, right? This thing. That means
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: help me. I'm being, I'm taking called Liam Neeson.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: That means like, that's what that means.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. This is like, this is the thing. Like if
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: somebody goes, yo, there's like the wink back in the day,
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: like something's up.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: If somebody does this to me, I'll wave it back.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you're so cute. Yeah. It's like a puppet show. Yeah,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I'm leaving, dude. Dang, brother. Yeah, I can't believe that, man.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that we only get five fingers.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Have you ever been so mad that you double-barreled somebody
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: with a double, like, F-U? Like, that's a different level
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: of getting somebody angry, that they're like, I need both hands.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Well, if you do this, this, and then you're erect, too,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: if you hit them with that. I've only done that once.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I don't like to talk about it. These are just predecessors,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Then it's the big finale. Yeah,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: then it's the big finale. Yeah, the double guns, I
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: call that, right? I wonder if in every culture that
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: means– if every culture, people, that's like world like all over.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Like if you were in like the jungles of Zimbabwe
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: or something and you saw it and you were angry
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: at some dude, some guy popped out and surprised you.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: He thought you were a– like a– A warthog. Yeah,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: a warthog or something. He tries to stab you with
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: his stick or whatever, and you'd be like, ah. You
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: didn't get me. And then he high-fives it. You're like, wait,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: what does this mean? It's good? He's like, got you?
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: The high-five and stuff, too, like all those gestures, they
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: all come from somewhere, which is so weird, right? The
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: high-five is kind of crazy. If a dude was like, hey, man. Yeah.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Hit it. That was good. That was good.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Just smack my hand. Just smack my hand. Because that
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: feels not even that cool. Yeah. Just the way we
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: did it now felt weird, right? Yeah, because it was
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: very soft. You got to really do it. Glenn Burke,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: a former outfielder for the Los Angeles Daughters, is credited
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: with inventing the high five during a game against the
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Houston Astros October 2, 1977. Wow. So I'm only one
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: year older than the high five. Wow. When he ran
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: toward home plate and raised his hand to greet a
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: teammate who had just rounded the base after a home run. Wait,
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: so why did they give it to him?
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Who's the teammate? Because he just had his hand up.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: He was just doing a... Hand in the air. The
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: guy who high-fived Glenn Burke. Oh, is Glenn Burke the
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: guy that did it?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. One guy was a white supremacist, and then
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: he came by and said, you know what? He ran
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: into it. He was waving to his grandmother in the stands.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: He's like, hey, mom. He's like, hey, your wife's for so-and-so.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Let's do it. Let's make it happen. That's crazy. That
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: is crazy. The high-five, dude. Yeah.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: The fist bump, it seems. Do you ever get the
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: aggressive fist bump where somebody just fights your fist? They
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: don't know how to, they just punch you in the hand.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Cause like you meet a lot of people, right? You
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: don't always want to be touching people and stuff, right?
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: You're like, oh, fist bump.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you'll do fist bump if it's a lot of people.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: And then people just come at you and hit you hard.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Like they just punch your hand. Or yeah, sometimes people
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: will keep pushing against your hand. Push your back.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Are you trying to move me? What am I doing?
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: But yeah. And also people have, a lot of people
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: have sweaty, wet hands now. Yeah. It's a thing. Oh,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: it's gotten way worse. And when I was a kid,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: everybody's hands were dry, right? Like, you know, sometimes you'd
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: see like some facial sweat or somebody with like, who
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: never shaved their neck. They'd have like a lot of
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: sweat and hair on their neck or whatever, but you
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: didn't see people's hands just, you know, shopping. Yeah.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: The worst is when you're done with it. Now, this
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: is your sweat that I have on my hand. What
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: am I going to do with it? Am I going
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: to ruin my pants? Am I finding a piece of furniture?
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Like you have to figure out where to put it.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They don't give you any direction. It's like, Hey,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: here's some wet. Here's some wet. This is your problem.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: This is some wet me that you have to deal with. Yeah.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: One little wet me. Dude, somebody said that Pharrell, the singer,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: had really dry hands. Dry? Somebody told me that once.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I remember that.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: That he wasn't sweaty? Or was it dry to the
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: fact that you felt it? It was like champagne.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow. Very dry hands. It could be from mixing
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: those albums or whatever. Gets calluses. Yeah. That could be it.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: He works with his hands. Yeah. That's a good point, man.
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• 28:50
  Speaker 1: What a day, man. What else is going on? Those storms, dude.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: It's so heartbreaking. I know. I know. I had a
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: show in Evans that I had to reschedule. Nuh-uh. Did you? Yeah.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: I got my one off in Savannah and then went
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: to the Evans one, the place, you know, the power.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: They didn't have power in the … theater evans georgia
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: yeah evans georgia oh.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah it's been it was tough down there and then
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: uh they were like you know we don't have power
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: i was like we're not gonna do comedy by candlelight
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: like what do we have to do we have to
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: reschedule it so yeah but down there the people are
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: so like equipped to handle it and be like it's
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: such a community when stuff like that happens down there
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: it's crazy like because we were there and there was
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: people going driving over to be like oh we're just
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: going to go get.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: They had like family and whatnot.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: I was talking to somebody at a restaurant and they
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: were like, we gotta go pick up my aunt. Like
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: they just like know what to do and they're just
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: ready for it.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: It was. Yeah. People in the South are really dialed
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: in with their families. You know, being close to your
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: family is like, it's one of the main things.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: You know, and everybody has a truck. Everybody wants to
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: help out. Everybody has a truck. Yeah.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: That's so different. You know, down there, everybody's got, he's got,
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: call Tim. He's got the, you know, cousin Tim's got it.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: He's got the truck. People are like, I don't know
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: one person with a pickup truck in New York.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know one person. People are like, I'll fucking
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: help out right now. What do you need me to do?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Everybody knows CPR or knows a fireman that says he
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: knows CPR. And then when he has to prove it,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: it's a problem. He's just blown in this guy's face.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: I was in a situation where somebody was choking on,
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: I had to, I jumped into action.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Nuh-uh.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Our tour manager, our tour manager had this, we didn't
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: know he had this. Where we all eating at?
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: We were, no, we were, he was signing, we were
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: doing the settlement down at the, we were in the
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: hotel ballroom. One of the things at the hotel, like
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: we had a little room and he was signing the
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: check to pay us for the weekend. And, and he
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: had had this condition when he coughed, he would lose
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: his breath and just like pass out.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: But we didn't know that. So he started coughing and
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: he was talking through it, right? So it's me, Sal,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: and Murr. And he's coughing.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: He's like, and he just goes, and he just shuts down.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: And so I'm sitting next to him on one side,
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Murr's on the other. And Murr just starts shaking and goes,
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: this guy's name was Jeff. He's like, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: So I hopped up and I was like, all right,
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: I got to do something. But I didn't do the
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: high lap. I did like an over the shoulder, like seatbelt.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: And I just started like shaking him, trying to wake
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: him up. Sal ran over and it was at the
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Hoyt Sherman, near the Hoyt Sherman Theater. And he ran
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: and grabbed the phone that was connected to the bell desk.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: And he was like, call 911 instead of call 911.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: He yelled at the phone. And I'm hugging him. And
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, he just came back to life.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: And he's like, ugh.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: And I'm over his shoulder, and he goes, did it
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: happen again? And we're like, what are you talking about, dude? Yeah,
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: so I had no skills. The only person that had
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: any skills was Q because he was a fireman, and
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: he was in bed.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: So he couldn't even help. Hey, that's typical fireman, dude.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: If there ain't a fire, dude. I'm asleep. Put a
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: hot dog in my jaw, and I'm going to sleep, dude. Done. Yeah,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: so I'm not equipped for any of that emergency stuff. Yeah,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: that's scary, dude. We had one time me and my
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: buddy Scotty, the same guy I was talking about earlier,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: we'd eaten some LSD, right? And we were children, man.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: And so we went, we got to the Waffle House,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: you know, and we were so excited. You know, it
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: was like 4 a.m. We're at the Waffle House. And
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: There was, and we were laughing so hard, dude. We
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: had the giggles so hard. And they had a gay
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: gentleman working there, right? And we'd never seen a gay gentleman.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: We'd heard about it. We'd seen drawings of like a
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: guy like grabbing somebody's wiener or something. See somebody chisel
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: that into like a tree or into like a side
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: of a bridge or something. But we'd never seen like
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: a gay gentleman. In the wild. Yeah.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: In the wild, dude. And in the wildest place on earth, bro.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: The fucking halfway house that has a waffle maker. you
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: know so we're in there dude and he's like being
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: real like he had like as much gay as you
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: could have inside of somebody like in for his frame
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: or whatever and you could just see it kind of
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: bubbling out of his shoulders every now and then you
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: know and uh we were laughing so hard my buddy
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: scott like When he laughs, he kind of does like
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: this choking thing. So the guy thought that my buddy
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: was choking, dude. So he comes around. To save the day. Yeah.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Starts doing that. My buddy Scott is a little guy.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Starts doing the fucking hammock on him, dude. And I
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: am laughing so hard. Oh, dude. I'm laughing so hard.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: I remember I had to beat my feet against each
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: other because like just I needed to get more sound
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: out of it. More energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude. Dude.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: He fucking seen a gay guy do the Heimlich maneuver.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Bouncing your little friend around? Thinking he's saving the day?
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: It was just like Spumoni on your lap, brother. So
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: that was like a crazy thing that happened, like the
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: first time anybody ever choked by us or something.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: I've seen people successfully do it. And it's so weird
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: that people don't know.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: What to do. Oh, it's beautiful when people do it well.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: When people do it well.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: When they do it well and a piece of the
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: chicken bone just comes flying out or whatever. And then
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: everybody just starts clapping.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like it's like the plane landed. It's like everybody's like, yeah.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Like that's so weird to take a lap because you
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: just saved this guy because he didn't chew his filet mignon.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, dude. We had, what was happening? Oh, dude,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I was at a hotel in Hawaii yesterday. And a
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: guy starts choking at the breakfast bar. And it was
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: a nice breakfast bar. They had cereal, fruit. Assortment of
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: different styles of eggs. Scrambled, hard-boiled. Yeah, they had a
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: couple of... They had those little, the big silver things.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: You have to open it up and see what's in it. Oh, surprise.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: They want to keep you guessing. Yeah, it's like, aloha,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: what do we got here? And then there's like two
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: of them that just have smoke coming out. There's just
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: like warm water in it. There's water in it. They're like, oh,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: we're bringing it back out. We're bringing the ham out. Yeah,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: you're like, I think... I don't think that anything was
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: ever in here, but they make it look like it was.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: You're scooping the water out thinking it's something exotic. Like,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: I'm getting out of the water, not water. Oh, God,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: I'll have another... Honey, give me another bowl. Give me
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: a bowl of that pineapple hot water. That's great. So
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: this guy starts choking and they bring out one of
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: those like divider things where you just like can divide
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: a room, you know, with one of those. And they
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: bring that out because there's like all these tables right
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: there just eating. And so they bring that out and
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: one guy keeps eating and people are like, quit fucking eating, dude.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: You don't fucking.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Eat in front of a possible death situation.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Like seven feet over. You can hear this guy like
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: struggling for his life, dude.
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: And this guy's chomping on his cornflakes over here. And
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Magic Johnson was there, dude. So at a certain point,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: and this took a long time, they were trying to
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: revive the guy. And, um, and so at a certain point,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: everybody starts looking at Magic Johnson, like fucking do something.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Magic Johnson. Magic. Yeah. It's in your name. Like just, yeah,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: go double dribble on his heart or something. Do that, right?
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Cross over his arteries. Do something. You can tell him
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: you can't fucking pat him on the back in a
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: special way. Yeah, at least give him a hug or something.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: One more assist. And so it got so crazy. And
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: then nobody would eat, dude, because they were really like, boom,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: raging into him and beating on his chest or whatever.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: And then finally- They took him out of there. He
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: didn't make it. I know that. So that was his
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: last breakfast? It was last breakfast. But at a certain point,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: we'd all sat there and then somebody has to- Take
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: the first bite. And the guy with the cornflakes is,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: who's laughing now? I didn't miss a step. I'm ready
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: to go. Yeah, taking the first bite in that situation
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: is rough. Yeah. It just broke my heart, man. And
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I was like, I told my date, I was like,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: we're not doing this. do not eat first. Let somebody else,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: let Magic eat first.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: I think everybody looks at Magic Johnson in that situation.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: And I think ceremoniously, he should be like, let's eat.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: It's like your dad at Thanksgiving when he's like, okay,
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: we could do it. I'm done carving. We could eat.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: He puts it out.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: But that was crazy, man. So yeah, I mean, it's
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: crazy because you're in the guy who is Magic himself
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: and he could do nothing.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: I think it would be worse if there was a
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: real magician there like if David Blaine was there and
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: they're like dude make the chicken bone and his throat
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: disappear like make it come out behind his ear or
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: something you know.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Keep pulling those rags out until there's a piece of
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: chicken in the end that's right at the.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: End he's got the bone coming out right yeah I
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: think that'd be tough.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah dude that flooding stuff makes me so sad and
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: it doesn't seem like there's much you can do you
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: can donate right like I reached out to a couple
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: of friends to find ways to like do a type
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: of event or something because it looks like it's really
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: bad yeah yeah they got Came in hard. Came to
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: the coast, the other side too, right? It came in. Asheville,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: North Carolina. I mean, look how beautiful that area is too. Yeah. Man.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: And they had alligators too. Did you see those? I've
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: seen an alligator, yeah. Yeah? But did you see them
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: at this? I haven't seen them there, no. There we go.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Alligator surprised you with a hurricane.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Like it's not bad enough. Now you're going to have
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: alligators rolling up to your porch?
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, that's tough, man.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: That's a damn gator, baby. Well, and they had two
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: alligators at the mall too they found by like an
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Aeropostale or whatever. They make them into purses. I have
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: no idea. But also it's like, I guess alligators never,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: the mall, if you're an animal, you never even get
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: to go to the mall. So this is your one shot.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Like I'm going to go and see what's on the
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: sale rack. I got these little alarms. I got to
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: keep myself warm.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: The props to this guy for seeing that's an alligator.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't have known that was an alligator, right?
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: That looks just like another piece of debris. I'd have
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: just gone missing. Yeah, for sure.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: An alligator at the mall. Like you have a really
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: long medium, you know, I need, you gotta, you have
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: a tailor. Cause I'm going to need it. Then they
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: go into Lacoste and they think they get a discount. Like,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: my face is all over this place, man. Come on.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Come on, guys. I did a... They can't even get
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: up to the counter at, like, Panda Express, you know?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Forgot his wallet in the car. He's got to go back.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: He forgot his wallet, but then he realizes that his
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: tail's made out of wood. See an alligator trying to
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: get on the escalator? That'd be a good time. Wiggle
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: it out. Takes up 16 steps. Yeah, alligators are crazy.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: And we're joking, guys. Obviously, there's a lot of people
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: that are struggling. over there, but just trying to bring
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: some laughter to it. For sure. That's the worst. Have
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: you been involved in a big trap? It's like a
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: tragic environment like that. Like where did you guys, were
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: you guys in, in New York or during 9-11? Yeah. Yeah.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: I live in Staten Island during the time, but I was,
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: you know, New York came together in a way that
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: day there for sure.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think 9-11 is, the closest I've come to
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: some sort of tragedy like that. Yeah.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Um, it's always tough, but I, I do find always,
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: and I, I, people always say this, you know, people
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: come together when it's that, like, I find that so true.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Don't you?
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: About like human nature shines brightest when it's tragedy, when
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: it's wrapped in tragedy. I think people just come together
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: in a real way and be like, we gotta, we
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: gotta tackle this thing, you know?
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Let me help. Let me grill something. Let me help.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I got a truck.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I got a, but even like you said, like you
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: could donate and all this stuff. I feel like people
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: just really just like come and do stuff, even if
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: they're not, there you know what i mean.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: It's like just it's really cool that people do that.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: And grill it's cool let me go grow more oh
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: yeah let me get up there is that the thing
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: too like it's always people send food right even like
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: in a personal tragedy like i remember when my when
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: my uh my father passed away And they were like,
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: people would send food to the house. And my mom
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: was the one that cooked. She's like, no, I still
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: got this. But do you know how to like to
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: pay the electric bill?
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: So funny. But food is always such a thing of like,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: we got to feed these people.
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: It's just the thing that people don't want people to
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: have to worry about. Yeah, that's a good point.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It is amazing that the ways that people come
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: together and help each other, even like when you look
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: at people donating organs and stuff, you know.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: You an organ donor? Yeah, I am. Yeah. Yeah, I
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: would definitely. I wouldn't do it to somebody. These are
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: not good. Really? This is a used car. This is
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: not Lemon Law when it's like, we got you a kidney.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: And they're like, from who? And I'm like, ah, shit.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Who else you got?
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: If you put it, if you, if you put your
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: ear up to the kidney, they can hear a mer
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: just given one kidney. What to say to the other kidney. Yeah.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: I think everything is just like, I think if it's
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: not my eyes, you don't want it. It's like, it's
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: got a nice set of eyes. Give me his eyes.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: The organ donor thing is that's so selfless too, but
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: that's so smart. If you think about it, like, I mean,
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: you're not going to use them.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? Yeah, what are you going to do?
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: But then I think part of you wants to always
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: feel whole. It's like you want to be like, okay,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: I want to know that when I'm laying there dying,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: I'm still able to like chill or relax or think
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Right. Because imagine that's the deal. Like you,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: that's how it all comes down to it.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: You're still thinking you're laying there and you don't realize
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: it because we don't know what happens.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: You're just thinking that some guy just stole your leg
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: in the back of a college you didn't go to.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: This is crazy, dude. It's like, how'd it get there? Yeah.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. That'd be pretty wild, man. um, yeah. So
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: with the new tour, will you go to, so now,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: now you have to start with the building, the new
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: material and stuff. Yes. I got the new tour now.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Let's get into it. It's been really fun.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: I was, uh, I head off for the summer to
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: hang out with the fam and the kids and stuff,
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: which is great. So I finished this in March, the
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: messing with people tour. And now this new one just
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: started in September and, uh, it's cool. It's, it's real fun. There's,
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: you know, as a comic, it's, you're nervous about it.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: You're trying to build it and whatnot. But then when
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: you get what your ideas are, I'm a storyteller. So
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: I just like figure out what stories I want to tell.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: But I'd always talk about sitting alone. Like I was
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: stuck with my thoughts so much where I was thinking
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: about how you end up the person that you are.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: So my let's get into a tour really is like
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: about how did you end up like this? Cause I
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: started as like a real, we were talking like a
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: geeky kid. Like I used to make tests for my father,
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: like open up the encyclopedias.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: He would come home.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: And I would have a multiple choice exam from him
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: after his 10 hour day trying to sell life insurance
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: door to door.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I'd be like pop quiz, bitch, get out of here,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: you know, like that. And now I'm this.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: So I was always thinking about that. So I just
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: like tell a lot of stories and think about your life.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: And it's really, it's been really fun.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: I like this one a lot. I like this one. Yeah. Yeah.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: It's funny to see how you'll evolve too. And like
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: how your brain will start to think of things that
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: are like a little bit more, um, you know, just
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: more personal or, you know, like how you get out
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: of just telling jokes and try to like share something,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: It's kind of fascinating, I think, how that kind of
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: works out.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: You feel like you share more, I mean, you talk
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: so much, right? You talk so much with the podcast
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: and everything, right? Do you feel like, do you think
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: about after you, because people.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Get to know you in a real way on when you're,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: this is you talking.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: So do you feel like that you have, people know
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: you in a way different way than they would like
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: five years ago if you were just doing standup?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: You know, does this podcast open up a completely different part, right? Yeah,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I think so. Cause we talk about a lot of,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, we, cause sometimes we talk about stuff
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: that's personal or like, you know, I was kind of
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: like a late bloomer, I think in dealing with like
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff from when I was young. And
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: so I didn't even know that I had still had
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: to deal with, you know, I didn't even know what
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: was going on. So I think I've learned about a
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: lot of that stuff, like even it's like in the
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: past five years. And so we'll probably try to share
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: kind of like candidly or, Sometimes you're talking and you
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: just learn something as you're talking. So like things like
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: that have happened a pretty good bit because a lot
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: of times you get busy with work. And then one
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: of the times that I would sit down and kind
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: of be with myself was when I was podcasting. So
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: you just be sitting there sharing and thinking. And then, yeah,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: sometimes you kind of get into some stuff that's pretty
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: personal and then. yeah, people will come up and say, man,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: I can relate to this. Yeah, that's a cool part.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Thanks for talking about this or that. I love that.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what's really cool too. But I've always been
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: associated with a group. So, right, so the past four
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: years is now just me by myself. So it's a
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: little different where you're not, you know, your opinions are
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: like your own or your feelings are like your own
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: or whatever. You're not like lumped into a category of
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: just what everybody and you get to, they get to
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: know me. People who started with fans of like Jokers
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: are like fans of me, which is, it's really, it's
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: a cool evolution, which are, I really like.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: And you do that.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Was it hard to make that? Was it hard to like,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: were there moments where it was like, man, it's tough
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: to do my own thing or? Yeah.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think the, well, you're part of such a
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: great legacy. I like, I love that show. It's like
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: playing with three Tom Brady's and then now you're like, yeah,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go be my own Tom Brady. I'll
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: play flag football. I'll see how I can do.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: But I think it's the best part about it was like,
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: I was part of that. And I don't shy away
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: from that. Cause you find people like when they talk
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: to you, like, oh, you know, I love you. And
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: they're like afraid to talk to me about Jokers, but
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: I'm like, that's my life. I mean, I'm so proud
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: of that. You know, it was a decade of my life,
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: 300 episodes. Like it's not something that I shy away from.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: And even in like my standup, the show, I was me.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: So if you watch the show and liked me, you're
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: going to like me when you see me. Cause it's
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: the same guy. I wasn't being a character. I wasn't
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: playing an actor. So there's just like some benefits to it,
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: which is cool. And it's part of my personality, you know?
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: So I don't mind it, but it is cool to
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: be able to try different things. You know, like I
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: want to write a kid's book. I wrote a kid's book.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: I wanted, to do the standup thing. You know, I've
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: been always wanting to be a filmmaker, so I've got
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: some scripts like, and I never had time for any
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: of that stuff. Right.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: That's cool. Um, is this their last season? Is it?
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Uh, I think they are, they're going to go back
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: into production to finish their last season as of now,
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: but you never know.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I think they'll make, they might get renewed again. I
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah. But I think they'll let them go
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: till they don't want to anymore. You know? Yeah. It's like,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: it's a, it's just so good. Like why?
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, some of my first fans were you guys
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: as fans, you know, from going on the Joker's cruise
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: and getting to meet people on there. And then like, um,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: fans that we'd have for years, you know, and that
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: still are. So thank you, man. You got it, man.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: They're a loyal fandom. They really are. It's cool. Yeah.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I get them come out to the shows. It's funny too.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Cause you see them, they see me by myself now
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: and they're like, wow, you were really funny. I'm like, thanks. Like,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: were you expecting me not to be like, yeah, but it's.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Interesting for people to see you in standup. It's a
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: totally different, World, by yourself, 60 minutes talking.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, dude. That was the biggest thing for me,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: not being on stage with other people. Oh, yeah. You're like,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: you just be like, yeah, you take it for a second.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: There's nobody there. I got a cough and I'm like,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: just look. And sometimes people make you the craziest thing. Dude, this,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: somebody made me this. They brought this. Oh, that's unbelievable.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: This weekend. It's a real taxidermied rat. That is the record.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: That is unbelievable. If you open it up, it's very real.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: It was real. Yeah, at one point. That is. That's
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: super cool, man. Pretty cool, man.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: I got somebody who made me– it was very interesting.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: He made me and him this weekend. He made us
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Funko Pops. But he made himself as well. And it
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: was me with my biggest fan. He made himself.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: And we're both holding teddy bears because my new.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Kid's book, Where's Barry? And he's like, hey, you don't
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: have one of you with the bear. And I was like,
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: how did you know I had any? I was like,
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: I got my Funko Pops. And it was just like, yeah,
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: he made me see there's a Captain Fatbelly one there
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: for me in the show that I had pretty famously.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: And he made me one, but he made one of
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: himself and he gave me a two pack. And he's like,
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: now we can be together. We can be best friends.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I'm like, all right.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: But it was so cool. I love that. Yeah. That's funny, man.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: It's funny. All the things like just little things that
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: people make that are like you talked about on a
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: show or like moments that affected them or something like that,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: you know, it's pretty cool. But even like you're saying,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: it's like when people get together, there's a sense of,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: you know, when people want to do something for one another,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: you know? Like when people want to help out, whether
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: it's a storm, whatever it is, you know? Yeah, yeah,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: for sure. People want to like kind of latch in,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: you know? Yeah. But yeah, they gave me that rat
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: baby and that thing. Wow.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: That is insane to think. First of all, to think
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: of it and then execute that, that's really cool.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I know. And if you can't see it at home,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: it's in a little. Like a little, like a. protective
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: aquarium yeah yeah like a small like eight inch diameter
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: round aquarium that's about a foot.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: High imagine like the brain that they kept for frankenstein
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: they had that jar it's the same thing so it's got.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: A rat and it's got a rat in it and
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: he's wearing like a fancy gown he has a scepter
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: has some flowers dude in new york they just put
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: out um they have a rat problem there yeah you
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: know yeah you're welcome that's what they get for That's
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: what they get for fucking being know-it-alls, dude. I'll send more.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: You'll send more. You think you got it under control?
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Look out. Here come more. I'll send more. So now
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: they're trying a new tactic against me. The war on rags.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: could soon shift from trash to a new target procreation.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Rat birth control could soon roll out in New York City.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Little rat condoms? Yeah. Give me a minute, honey. She's like,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: you got a dick like a mouse. He's like, shut up.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: I'm a rat. New York City Council on Thursday will
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: vote on a bill that would introduce rat contraceptives to
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: the city's rodent fighting arsenal. If the bill passes, city
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: officials will choose two rat ridden zones to place the
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: contraceptives and then monitor whether they reduce rat activity. How
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: did you do that? The pilot program alerts. That's setting
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: up some voyeurism going on. It's just right outside of
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: the Kraft cheese plant. The pilot program will last 12 months, dude. Unbelievable.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: And now rats are going to be hearing that other
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: rats are on birth control and go over there and
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: trying to smash. Yeah, they're going to be like, yeah,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: it's no risk rat smashing. It's insane.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: I've walked down certain parts of the city and it
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: looks like the sidewalk's moving.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: It's insane. There's just moving. It looks like an ocean.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: There's just waves. It's crazy. It's beautiful.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: The buildup Flacco's law is focusing on mitigating the risk
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: of rodenticides on other animal populations like birds. So what
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: does that mean?
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Well, the birds are going to be, it has a
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: reverse effect on birds. It's like Viagra. So the pigeons
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: are just going to be pounded away.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because how do you know what's going to eat it?
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Because if it's just on the floor, like birds are
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: going to eat it, right? Pigeons eat the same stuff
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: rats do.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, so they can't poison them because they said other
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: animals will eat them and those animals, like if owls
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: it says. Oh, gotcha. So that way they can't poison them.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: So they have to try this. They have to try
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: birth control. Unreal, dude. They don't want to get rid
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: of the owls. Yeah. So now they're going to be on.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: So now big pharma is basically animals are on. Is
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: your animal in any drugs?
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: No, no, she's, she's pretty clear. We have some animals
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: at home, the older ones that are on some, sort
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: of things and whatnot.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: And what do they get on blood thinners or whatever?
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: They give them, it depends what they have. Trazodone's a
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: big one for dogs if they're nervous. Like a lot
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: of dogs, we have a couple of dogs that get
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: nervous during thunderstorms and whatnot.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: It's like a calming thing. You can give it to
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: them before they fly. She doesn't need it. She's good.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: But like some dogs, Trazodone is like a big one. Yeah.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: They get that Trazzy in them. I'll pop a little Trazodone, dude.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: You feel a little nervous?
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just take some Trazzy, man. It's so funny because
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: they get, it like dehydrates them too. So they'll just
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: be like laying there panting with their eyes half closed
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: and like you clearly see.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a big one for them. But they get
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: some kidney medicines, the old ones. All my old ones.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: So my rescue is all senior dogs. So I get
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: them when they're all jacked up. Really?
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: You ever get any of the ones that are in
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: the wheel to little chariots? Yeah, I got a couple
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: of Roman soldiers.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We said, they're going to live. We're like, no, no,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: we're going to make it. We had a couple of those.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Thumbs up.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, like Mishkeen. That was my first senior, the
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: one on the fourth there. One more. Yeah, that one.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: So that was my first senior dog and had no
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: teeth to tongue him out. That dog's not on that
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: Japanese pill.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: That's just how it lives. Yeah, sure. Looks like Biden, dude,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: that one. A little. A little bit, yeah.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: So that's what was our first senior. But now we
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: get these seniors and they're all jacked up.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: And where do you get them? Do you go meet somebody?
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Do you guys meet at like a Howard Johnson's or something?
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Like how do you pick them up? Yeah, Panera. Grab
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: some lunch.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: We get them from kill shelters in New York sometimes
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: or we get owner surrenders. A lot of them have,
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: when they're this old, Like older people die and nobody
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: can take care of the dog. It's like, you know,
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: they've had this dog. So the dog is like 12,
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: 13 years old. And they're like, could you take it?
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: So we do a lot of owner surrender work. We
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: try to find new homes for them.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: And your wife likes taking care of them too? Loves it.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: She does. That's her thing. She really started it. Oh, really?
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: That's her day-to-day kind of thing. She like runs it all.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: And, you know, we have come together to work it
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: out now that it's our thing, which is fun.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: And do y'all pet every dog every day, you think?
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: We have volunteers, too, that come and pet them. They
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: come and pet them, come play with them. We have
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: an adoption center in town where people come through.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right there.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: That's the adoption center we just opened up last year,
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: and people could come through and hang out with the
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: dogs and pet them a little bit.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you ever want to see these, yeah, these
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: are some of our VIPs right here. So if you
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: ever want to come through and pet a dog when
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: you're in New York, buddy, I got you.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'll come on. I'll fucking, I'll rub one out, dude.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: They're fun, man. I mean, I'll pet the dog. No, no,
• 53:45
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• 55:24
  Speaker 1: remember the first time I ever saw a dog inside
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: somebody's house, right? I was at my buddy Scott's house
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: and they had a golden retriever came around the corner
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: in his house, dude. And it was beautiful. It was
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: one of like the, it had the most beautiful hair
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I'd ever seen on a man or woman or anything.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: That was it. But it was a long haired. Yep.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Google long-haired golden retrievers. Oh, like the wisps. Yeah, like
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: it goes back. When they run, it bounces, like those things. Yeah, yeah.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: It was like, it had like, it looked like Pam Anderson, dude.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: It came out of the water slow. Yeah, it was like,
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: just shaking its ear off. The droplets slowly flying. I
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: was like, damn. So you must have been inside the home.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: You're like, what the hell is going on? I couldn't
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: believe what was going on. I was like, where, how
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: did this, what is this? First of all, this really
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: beautiful pony, I thought it was. It was pretty big.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: And then how did they get it inside? Cause in
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: our neighborhood, it was just dogs outdoors biting, you know,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: just like ruining your fucking birthday. Cause you had to
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: get stitches or something.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: My next door neighbor had a, so we had a
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: little mutt midnight.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Her name was, she was a mix between a schnauzer
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: And then my next door neighbors had a full Doberman pincher.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Her name was Ninja and they kept her, they had
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: to keep her outside. So she had an outdoor pen.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: And my dog was like, would go under the fence
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: and they would like hang out. And he was like afraid,
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: like there was this huge, like, yeah, like that, like
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: one of those big, you know, like in the movies,
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: those big, like German looking, yeah, like those dogs, right?
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Like big scare.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: And I had this little mutt and they would just
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: hang out. It was the oddest couple and they hung out,
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: but they had to keep that dog outside. They didn't
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: bring him inside. So when Jason came over my house
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: and my dog was inside, he's like, oh, you get
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: to play with it, like on the couch. He's like,
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: this is so weird because you play with his in
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: the dirt, like in the backyard, you know?
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Wow, dude. Yeah, I guess having that much dogs brings
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: you a lot of joy. The other day I was
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: sitting at a meeting and somebody's dog came up and
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: even when I petted it, it makes you feel good. Endorphins, yeah, yeah.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: It's great for sure. You don't have a dog? No,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get one as soon as I get,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: I think after this year coming up, late in the year,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I'll kind of take a break from touring for a
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: while and then get a nice pet.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: If you want a messed up one-eyed one, you call
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: your boy. I'll take care of you.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: And what are some of the tougher things about dealing? Oh,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: research has shown that simply petting a dog lowers the
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: stress hormone cortisol. That's the truth. That's the truth. When
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: I have her on the road with me, I sleep
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: so much better. Really? Yeah, for sure.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: A new study just came out that I had just
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: seen too that it was if a dog, hearing a
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: dog breathe with you is like kind of lowers your,
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: makes you go into a deeper REM cycle, which is cool.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: And I have eight dogs that sleep in my bed,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: so I'm in a coma. Wow, bro. You over, like
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Joe O.D. Yeah, yeah. I get like three hours sleep
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: and I'm set for like two weeks.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have a lot of people. Oh, benefits of
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: sleeping with your dog. Decreased sleep, so you don't have
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: to sleep as much. Eases insomnia. Comfort. Yeah. Promotes theta brainwaves. Wow.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: I get them thetas up. Do you? Yeah. Yeah, rush theta. Yep.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: And then lowers blood pressure, sense of security. Yeah. Yeah.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: warmth come on now they're just fucking.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: Now they're just throwing in buzzwords it's like you decrease
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: as lonely as this yeah because you're not alone you
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: can sleep with a cat and it'll decrease loneliness so
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: that's not to do with a dog.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Oh that's beautiful dude yeah i wouldn't like to give
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: me a couple puffs and do like a little iditarod
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: or something that's something i'd always love to do an
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: iditarod with dogs is being the iditarod man yeah because
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: there's a parade i think the day before the iditarod
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: look up iditarod parades if you can And all the
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: dogs go through the town or whatever and you get
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: to see them all. That's cool. Yeah. And look at
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: the ones with those blue shoes on. That's mine. Those
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: are fancy. I think they're sponsored by Nike or something.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: I'd have mine and some fucking Yeezys out there. You
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying?
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: When we used to have the dog in the city,
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: we used to put these little balloons on their feet
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: because the city's gross. And then you have these dogs
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: and their paws are like porous. So my dog used
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: to walk around in these little balloon shoes. They're literally like,
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: do you do like that?
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's them, exactly. Oh, that's it. Oh, look at those. What,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: those fresh paw balloons? Look at those right there, the
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: third picture. Yeah, that's it, right? Let's zoom up on
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: that a little bit. Something to those guys.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: He's got them.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Wow, New York Fashion Week. Oh, they did Yeezy-inspired sneakers
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: for dogs. Wow. Unreal. Some people have too much freaking money.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Too much money, yeah. Yeah, but he said Mark Cuban
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: on the air. That guy has a crazy amount of money.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Some people are billionaires. Isn't that crazy, dude? That's so nuts.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: That's so nuts. Can't even imagine. Yeah. And then how
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: do you even- 5.7 billion is what Google's telling us.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of money. Well, you would think at
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: some point you wouldn't want to try and make any
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: more money.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: I guess.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Right, right, yeah.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: But is it that like, you're just like so good
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: at it that your money's making money?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: Cause people say like, why wouldn't you stop? He's like,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: I did stop. I'm just, my money's making money. Like,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: what do you want me to do? You know, it's
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: like out there, like Musk is like, you think he's
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: out there being like, let me clock in.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Like his money is just making money. You know what
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah. It's not like he just like has
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: to drive over to work in the morning. Bye honey.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: I got to get to the office. Like you are
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: the office. You can do whatever you want. Yeah.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that's a big part of it. That's
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: one of the problems. Well, I'll never have to worry
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, I think I felt like you think
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: at a certain point you would just want to do
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: helpful stuff and not make any more money. But then
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: I guess if you want to do helpful stuff, you
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: still have to keep making money to do it maybe.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: That's part of the thing. Yeah, I think Bill Gates
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: talked about that, right? When they were talking about the
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: Bill Gates Foundation or whatever. And he was like, people
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: are like, oh, you could just give all your money away.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, but what do I do when all
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: my money is given away? I need to make money
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: to give away the money. Like it's part of it all.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: It's just cyclical.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: You got to keep putting money back in the bank
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: to give it out. Yeah. Are you a charitable fellow? Yeah,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: I think so, man.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: We do. So trying to start a foundation and start
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: doing more charity stuff. Oh, cool. So did you ever
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: do something like that?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: Well, I started my, for my, my, my nonprofit for
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: the dogs. It's like a real nonprofit. We last year,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: last year we did it.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, sweet. So got a bunch of friends, like a
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: registered one now. So that, that was our thing.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: But I give to like, we, we do a lot
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: of animal, mostly animal stuff. I think I do, but
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: I also work with a couple other foundations in New York, but.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: I like it, but you get tapped a lot to
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: be like the celebrity, like at the events, like you
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: have to, I've hosted so many like things, like you
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: ended up hosting and like doing.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: You know, the charity drives, like the auctioneer and stuff
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: like that. Like Walmart honors for narcolepsy or whatever. It's
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: always crazy shit.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: You're trying to get out there and you have to
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: auction off this, like, you know, this trip to Hawaii
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: for these people. And you run around like auctioning, trying
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: to pit people against each other.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: So it's fun, but.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: I could see that being a cool– that's a cool
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: part of it. I do a lot with– Howard Stern
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: does the North Shore Animal League. That's the big– North
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: Shore Animal League? Animal League is on Long Island. It's
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: a big dog foundation there. And they do their cat
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: rescue with them. So I've done a couple events with
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: the dog with them. And it's so funny just to
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: be at these big events.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's– Oh, yeah. And they're– And see as many
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: dogs as you can. So many, yeah. I try not
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: to take them home. Oh, yeah. So cute. Yeah, I
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: think I have a goal I want to like start–
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: like I want to– Well, we want to make kind
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: of like a half house, but I don't know what
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: it's going to be for really, like an addiction place,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: you know? So we started a group that meets online
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: on Tuesday afternoons. That's a Zoom meeting. And it's like
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: intimacy disorders, sex and love, addiction, all kind of stuff
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: like that. But then– It meets online once a week?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: That's pretty good. And then, I mean, it's awesome. What
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: am I saying? It's pretty good. It's cool. You see
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: guys start to turn their lives around and stuff. That
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: is awesome. Yeah. But then we want to get like,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: eventually make like a center, you know, but we'll see
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: one step at a time. For sure. For sure.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: Like right now, all the dogs live in my, like
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: at my house.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Like I want to eventually have like a place. A
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: little motel.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: I want to, it's definitely like a motel six bed
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: and breakfast. Oh yeah. Take over that one in Seattle.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: Did you see that? There's a, somebody made a white house.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Homeless people just making their, Making houses. They're like, literally,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: a lot of them aren't even homeless anymore. They're making houses.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Making their own homes? Just in parks. Yeah, just like, okay.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: Building?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: We're building a home. Yeah, look at this guy. Built
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: a freaking White House somewhere. Oh, my. Look at that.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: Near downtown Seattle, the Soto White House. That's it. He built,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: he made that. This guy built a fucking house. With
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: the fence and everything. He lives in there. So it's
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: crazy that suddenly- Get out there and build it and
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: they will come, man. You just do it. You solve
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: your own problem. This guy built his own life. Look,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: he's like, stop filming my house. He came out to
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: get the mail or something. It even has an address
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: on it, number 12. Go back and look at it again.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: He gave himself his own address. If he gets mail there,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: that'd be amazing. What? That is amazing. That's pretty impressive, actually. Oh,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: it's unbelievable. A lot of stuff people are doing. There's
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: so many great- A lot of homeless people have just
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: taken on ways or like they're in between homeless and
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: not homeless, you know what I'm saying? But they're finding
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: like a way to make it work. I mean, there's
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: people building all kinds of like small businesses and stuff
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: that are just out on the street, you know? There's
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: a lot of, the barter ends up, right? It's going back.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: It's taking like a step back inside that community where
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: it's like, you know, help each other out.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll trade you soap for nails or whatever. Something
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: like that, yeah.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: Human ones, no, I'm good. Even got some nails, I'm
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: trying to build this White House. Yeah, that's changed a
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: little bit, dude.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's interesting to see how that community like
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: starts- Sticking together.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the same thing, man. Oh, yeah, because you
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: see how much people, they're using like in big groups.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: Like if you go down to like- Some of those areas.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: We were just in Vancouver and they have a street there.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: I can't remember the, Hatchin' or something. Oh, it was Vancouver. Hastings,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: that was it. Hastings, yeah. And man, we went down
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: there at night, but they're still like all in groups.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Somebody's got the grill out and somebody's like- It's like
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: a tailgate. Somebody's a Jets fan or whatever, you know?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: But yeah. Yeah. But it was just like out there,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: everybody working together. Somebody's cooking up a drug. Somebody's, you
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: know- Yeah. They're all there.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: That's, that's like a sense of like, people will busk in,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: they're trying to make some money, you know?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: I watched somebody the other day play tears in heaven
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: on a vacuum cleaner down there. So it's fucking. It's
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: a real talent is what I'm saying.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: Get down to Hastings in Vancouver and you want to
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: fight the next Justin Bieber.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: You got a tear coming out of your eye and
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: the carpet's clean. It's fucking. How can you lose, bro?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: You can't lose. But that's what I'm saying. There's so
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: much skill out there in a lot of these communities
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: and they're working together, you know? Yeah. You want to
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: cut the AC on a little bit? It's a little
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: warm in here, do you think, or no? You fine?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: I'll take some AC if you got it. Okay. I
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: was in the ice bath. Oh, really? Earlier, yeah. I
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: was in an ice tub or something, yeah. It gets,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: and then you're so cold, you don't know what's going on.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: How long do you do it for? I stand for
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: 10 minutes.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: 10?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I've never done it.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: I did a cold plunge in a spa once, and
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: I was like, this is not for me.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah. But people love it. You're more that warm boy, huh?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: I'm more that warm boy. I love a good sauna,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: steam room. At night, do you sleep in bed with
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: your dogs or not?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got eight of them in the bed with us.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: There has to be like an Amy's Law or something.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: What is it? There has to be some sort of...
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: yeah this is this is yeah this is pretty close
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: to it actually yeah those are my and do they
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: all do they get like.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: Oh no no sponey's on this picture actually there's uh
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: that's biscotti my my favorite at the.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Top do they all have to pee at the same
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: time kind of like.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: A women's basketball team or whatever they hold it they
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: hold it for 10 hours no they go yeah they
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: go to the bathroom at like seven o'clock we take
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: them out and then 5 30 they're up and we
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: take them down.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Wow so 5 30 you got to take them down
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Even in the winter. That's why I sleep so good.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: I get that four hours, I'm ready to go, baby. Yeah,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: even in the winter. In the rain. Oh. The rain's rough.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Rain's worse than winter. In the rain.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: But we have a run, so they could go by themselves.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: I had to walk them, thank goodness. But yeah, that's
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: tough when it's in the rain. They don't want to
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: go outside.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: What's... What's a crazy gift that somebody brought you guys
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: one time? Did anybody get it?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: More of it's the tattoos. Like, you get this too, right?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: People tattoo themselves. I saw this woman just tattooing our
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: faces on themselves and stuff.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: This woman on her.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: Upper thigh gave, like, a caricature version of the Jokers, like,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: of each of us, like, around her thigh.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: And I was like, that's for life. Like, that's great. Like,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: you sign people. Like, they put their tattoos on you.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: I started doing this thing where I started– people asked me, oh,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: could you sign me so I could– you make a tattoo.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: I said, can I just draw you something instead? I said,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: cause I feel like that'd be, so I just draw
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: a heart with like a paw.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: That's a heart.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: I was like, this is important to me. It'd be
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: cool that you do that. So, but yeah, like see
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: this woman has her name all written on all of us.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: That's all of us.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: She finally got all of our signatures. Yeah. She got Sal.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Who held out?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: I think the last one was, I think she had
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: to meet Q. I think it was, you can tell
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: by the placement, like she met Sal early. Sal's right
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: in the middle of the arm, you know?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Sal's got the Sal. Look at Murray's always in
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: the back creeping. Yeah.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: But yeah, people like get our signatures a lot, but
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: then people get like interpretive stuff too, whether it just
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: be like a bowl of mashed potatoes, of mashed potatoes. Like, look,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: I got scoopski potatoes on me. I'm like, dude, like,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: thank you. I guess that's very odd. All because of
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: a joke you made, you know? So that's really weird.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: But we've gotten like, I get a lot of fan
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: art of like drawings. Like I see, you notice you
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: have some drawings and stuff too. I get some drawings
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: and some of them are just like really, really well done.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: And it's like, wow. And then you just get some
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: that are like, that's really bad oh yeah yeah or
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: interesting a lady this week gave us a painting and
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: it had a rat and an open vagina on it
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: a rat it was very like a vaginatic or whatever
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: it was yeah something in heat or whatever.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah gotcha gotcha Well, you got to send that thing
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: to New York. Solve that problem real quick.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: It was crazy, dude. It was just like, it was
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: a really neat painting too, but it was definitely wild, man.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: I'll have to put the picture on the YouTube if
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: we can. I don't even know if we can put
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: it up.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: I had this woman who took a picture off my
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: Instagram of me and my daughter. It was a jewel
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: and she made a jeweled painting of it. So she
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: used like jewels, just different colored jewels. And she made
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: me and my son and my daughter.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's beautiful. And it was, I framed it and
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: I put it in my office. It was really cool.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: I get some really cool stuff.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: It's so funny because they're so talented and I can't,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: because you draw, I can't draw for sure. I'm so unartistic.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: So I'm like taking a backbite. I'm like, wow, this
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: is really, really nice.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. If our teacher tried to get me to draw,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: I'd accuse the teacher of touching me or something. I'm like, dude,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: we're shutting this down today. I didn't have, we had
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: art history. Oh, God.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: Which is silly in high school. Like, we didn't even have, like,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: our art class was art history.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: Bro, is there anything worse when you think it's going
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: to be art, dude, and it's art history, dude? You
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: get in there, and you're like, where's the art at?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: And they just give you a fucking book about Stonehenge.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: You got to rewrite it.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: And you're just out here reading about art. Reading about
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: art is the worst. It's the worst thing. Let me
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: read about art instead of doing it.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Dude, even when you're at a gallery or something, you
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: see the little thing with the name. I'll read only
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: like a third of that little card that has a
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: guy's name. Tell me what his inspiration was. Oh, God.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: I do like going and sitting amongst art. I feel
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: inspired by it. I like taking a look, but I
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: don't read the things about it. I don't know anything
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: about artists.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know a lot. I could pretend about
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: some stuff, but I don't know that much. It's like
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: some stuff I know a little bit. Do you have
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: any art? Yeah, I got a nice piece of art.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: This lady. Tell me the history of it. This lady
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: is an artist out of Louisiana, and I saw her
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: in Hawaii, and I bought a piece of art that
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: she had. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, Korpalski. Can you look
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: it up? Korpalski? Laura Korpowski, maybe? Maui artist, L-A-U-R-A. Korpowski. Korpowski, wow. Yeah,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: she had some really cool art, man. I like that.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: So you saw it at a gallery and you got them, yeah? Yeah,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: I got it. It spoke to you, as they say. Yeah,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: it just makes me feel like, I don't know, you
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: can feel when somebody puts something into something, you know?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: For sure. Yeah, but she had some really neat things
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: and she was from Louisiana and We met each other
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: in Hawaii, and so I was like, oh, this is
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: like a cool sign or whatever. Yeah.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: I was in San Diego for Comic-Con, and who's the
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: guy that drew Bugs Bunny?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: Mel Blanc? Mel Blanc, right?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: So the old Warner Brothers lot used to have a
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: Bugs Bunny stop sign. So Bugs Bunny would be standing
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: there with a stop sign when you pulled into the lot,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: and he did 50.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Versions of it. And I bought one of those, but
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: it's huge. It's the size of like this. So I
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: actually mounted it inside a sliding door in my house. Oh,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: so it stays in there? Yeah, it stays in there.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, that's a really cool thing. It's signed
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: by him and stuff. He only made like 50 of them.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: And it wasn't that expensive. And then I went back
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: a couple of years later to some comic con again.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: And the guy was like, you set up that Bugs Bunny, right?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: I said, yeah.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: And he's like, it had gone up like exponentially.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: And I was like, really? He's like, yes. So some things,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't get in for the game. I just love
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Bugs Bunny.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Grew up with it, you know? So I was like.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's really cool that actually it
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: is something. But now it's a door in my house.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't. If I wanted to sell, I'd
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: have to sell the door. Yeah, it's that stop sign
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: right there. Bugs Bunny stop at the lot. Yeah, I
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: remember seeing that on the shows a lot. Yeah, that's it. Yeah,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: so Chuck Jones. That's it, chuckjones.mil. Chuck Jones, yeah. I'm
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: trying to think of other things that, anything else. I've
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: got another piece of art. I don't know if it's
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: a piece of art or whatever. It's just like, there's
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: some other nice things that people have drawn us that,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: that are up in the studio in the, uh, in, um,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles. Yeah. Some other stuff. Yeah. Um, but yeah,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: it's amazing, man. People like the other night, two kids
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: gave me these little bracelets that they made. I love that.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: They make the bracelets and say stuff. Yeah.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: Just like that bracelet culture. Cause Taylor Swift, she did
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: something right there with that. I mean, everybody's giving out bracelets.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: You get them all the time. So I get bracelets
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: from the kids and I actually bring them home and
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: my daughter loves them. My daughter will like keep stuff.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: It says, yeah, I have a, I have a pretty
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: good collection or like, Different like rocks or something. People
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: give you rocks. But then somebody brought me their molars
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: one time. They'd gotten taken out. Somebody brought me.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: What's the story behind it? For a reason or just
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: wanted to give it to you? I can't even remember
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: what it was. Oh, it was crazy. People had brought
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: me like a box that smelled so fucking bad, dude.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: Opened it up and it just, there was nothing in
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: it and it just smelled fucking horrible. horrible like it's
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: hot soup water from Hawaii just what you know terrible.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah I've gotten I've gotten some like weird stuff too
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: but a lot of people just like to bring me
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: food yeah because I'm known for being like a sweet
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: tooth kind of you know kind of guy so I'll
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: get paid people bring me in cannolis and like pastries
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: and like donuts and stuff that's awesome you know but
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: I'll never eat like I made you these cookies at
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: home I'm like I'm gonna eat these oh my It's
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: like in a saran wrap.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: Like, it's still, like, greasy. I'm like, I'm good. They're like,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: eat one. I'm like, I'll eat it later. Like, make
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: sure you do. Yeah, like, it's so weird. There's, like,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: tracking devices in it. Oh, I had a guy bring
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: me 10 hits of LSD one time. He's like, I
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: know your server, but here's 10 hits of LSD. And
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: I was like... Could go. Do you know how sober means?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Any direct. This could go. This could go poorly. But yeah,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: a lot of times just some super neat stuff. Yeah,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: it's crazy. And then just people like adding to your
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: world of like of your podcast or of your show,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: you know, or of you guys' podcast, which is kind
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: of fascinating. Yeah. What else is going on, dude? Oh,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: I saw that the SpaceX, they're going to pick up
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: the– those– The astronauts that got stranded. You see that? Oh,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: I did not. So two astronauts got stranded, right? I
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: knew that part.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: On the International Space Station and for the stranded astronauts,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: the arrival of their ride home, perhaps an additional reason
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: for Butch and Sonny to celebrate. The SpaceX rescue mission
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: was launched from Florida with just two astronauts on board.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: The other two seats kept free for the extra passengers.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: when it returns to Earth in February.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 6: It is a coup for the company, but an embarrassment
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 6: for Boeing, which is still trying to work out why
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 6: thrusters on its own Starliner capsule failed as it docked
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 6: in June, leaving the test pilots marooned.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: Lots of cheering here in the room. There you go.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: So they called an Uber? They called an Uber. They're like,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: can you come get us? They called UberX. I'm right. Dude,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: so yeah, Elon, SpaceX is going to pick up these
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: two stranded astronauts, bro. Imagine being just stranded out there.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: That's insane. Imagine you think you're going home. You're supposed
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: to go home. And then they're like, no, it's going
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: to be from June to February. It's going to be
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: seven more months, eight more months. I mean, there's got
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: to be nine more months. Nine months. Do they have enough?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: Do they have enough food? Packets of oatmeal. They kind
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: of have enough stuff, right? I bet they pack like
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: a head, but like surely. Nine months more? Yeah. That's
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: a full baby being born. And even the person who
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: packed it up was probably like, they're not going to
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: be out there that long.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: Let's take some of this oatmeal home. 100%. They don't
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: need this much of this oatmeal. You think they need
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: 80 jars of applesauce? Give them 68. They'll never know
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: the difference. Meanwhile, they're up there like. Licking the spoon.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: We just had 12 more jars. God, dude. But yeah,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: Elon's going to get them. I actually tweeted at him
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: the other day to see if they would let me.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: I wanted to interview the. Oh, go. Sick, dude. They're
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: sending Theo to go pick them up. Would you take
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: that risk, you think, if they said you could go? No,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: definitely not. Definitely not. That's a big risk, it would
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: feel like. Yeah, but that would be. That's a one
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: in a. bajillion thing nobody else would ever say.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: They did that you know and picked them up who'd
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: they send did they send people that were equipped to
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: do it or was.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: It i don't know i hopefully they sent ben affleck
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: because he's working on the drill well i think he
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: could just him and bruce willis.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: Is what i want to send right they got they
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: got that work work experience willis is already he's out
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: to space currently i think he's.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: He's has dementia right now yeah which is basically free
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: outer space you know what i'm saying he's just there
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: and i'm just joking bruce willis yes um But no,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Sunita Williams and Barry Wilmore have been stranded on the
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: ISS since June after the Boeing spacecraft suffered thruster failures.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: SpaceX rescue flight will not return until February. Oh, wait.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: It arrives already, though. So they already picked them up.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: No way. But arrived just after 10.30 p.m. on Sunday. Oh,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: so they already picked them. That was really them picking
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: them up. They're in today. They're in, but at the
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: ride back, they're hitting some traffic.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: It looks like the Waze map is telling them that
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: they're going to be hitting some traffic.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, so they got them. So halfway there. So coming
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: back must take so much longer then. Yeah. Yeah, how'd
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: they get there? So quick. That doesn't make sense. I
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: guess so. Let me see. When did they leave to
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: go get them? NASA confirmed in August that the two
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: will return to Earth and will not return until 2025
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: with SpaceX now in charge of rescuing the astronauts on
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: a crew dragon flight. But what's the plan if they
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: don't send SpaceX? What's the plan? How do they get
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: these guys home? They put their homes out the side.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: A crew situation? Like, come on, stroke, stroke. Take me
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: to the river.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: Right? What is the plan?
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: What is Boeing's plan? Oh, that's crazy. If Elon doesn't
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: bail them out like that. That's crazy that there's a late, yeah.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: But everybody's flights are getting delayed now. That's the crazy thing.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: You're equating a Southwest flight being delayed.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: It's still a flight.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: It's true.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: I guess I'll favor. Everybody's having trouble, dude. Nobody's above it, man. Yeah.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: We're all just human at the end of the day.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I wanted to get to interview the two astronauts,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: podcast with them.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: But.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: They'll come. You think so? I mean, it would be interesting. Yeah,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: if they're fans, yeah, sure. If they don't have anything
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: to do also, you know? I mean, their job's done.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: They never have to work a day again in their life, right?
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: They're done. They get some sort of pension. Are you kidding?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: Name a bigger hero.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: You went and saved two people from space.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: That's a movie plot, a real-life movie plot. But that's
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: working for NASA. That's working for the government, man. Dude,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: you work at the post office. They barely give you
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: a fucking, you know? That's true, yeah.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: Some guy was stalled over on McDougal.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: They couldn't pick him up for three weeks. Where's Jim? Oh,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: his car broke down on McDougal. We'll see him in March. Yeah,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: so let's don't put it past the government. First of all,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: if the government said, hey, I want to take you
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: and a buddy to space, I'd be like, fuck no, dude.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: You guys can't even decide on a correct price of stamps, dude.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: All expense paid. You guys are going to space. Thanks.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be like, dear God, no. But everything's
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: become privatized now. That's just how everything is, you know? Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Even rescue missions, apparently. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. It's like,
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: it used to be, everything was kind of like the
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: public things were rocking, you know? And then now it's like. Not. Yeah.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: They just gone home. It used to be the post system.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: Now it's Amazon. You know, it's just like, everything's kind of. Yeah.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: Or a lot of things have become more that way.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: What else is going on with you, man? Sorry, I
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: feel kind of tired today. Okay. Do I seem tired? No,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: you're doing great.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Am I boring? No. Okay, good. You're doing great, dude.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: I've been trying to fast a lot, and so I
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: think it's slowing my energy down some. Yeah, you look good, though.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: I feel pretty good.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: Where are you in your weight loss journey or your
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: weight gain journey? Are you, like, trying to do something?
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: No, I've just been trying to fast just to, like,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: see if it helps my brain get, like, more, like, Sharp? Yeah,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: just sharp and just like– they say it can like
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: reduce inflammation and stuff like that. Gotcha, yeah. But then
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: you find yourself like suddenly you can't think or anything. Right.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: You get cloudy. Yeah, but maybe it's just part of
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: the process. Do you drink caffeine? Do you drink like
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: coffee and stuff or no? I've been off of it
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: for a little bit. Yeah, yeah. So– I do a
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: cup of coffee. You do? Yeah, I do coffee. I
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: had a cup before I came here. That's why I'm
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: so bright-eyed. I normally have one earlier in the morning,
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: but I didn't get one.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: I was– I was kind of late getting it, but
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: I got one in the afternoon and I realized like
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: it woke me up a little bit.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: So that's good. Oh yeah, dude. One time I took
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: 30 days off a coffee, man. And I felt wide awake, dude.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: Did you? Yeah. I felt like rocking, bro.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think for sure, like, I also like the
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: taste of it.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: There's some people that don't even like the taste of it,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: but I enjoy a cup of coffee. There's some people like, oh,
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: I need my coffee when I wake up because it's
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: got to wake me up. I never drink it to
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: wake me up. I drink it just because I wanted
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: to like, I enjoy a cup of coffee and that's.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: A warm beverage. Yeah. It's nice.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: There's something nice about it. Something kind of romantic about
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: it a little bit. By the fire cozying up. Yeah.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: What else is happening, dude? What else is going on, Joe?
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: I got, uh, lots, man. You know, I got my
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: kid's book came out. Where's Barry's really fun. Yeah. And
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: what's it about? So you did it. You had another
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: kid's book a few years ago.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: I had a book, a cookbook. Uh, it was a
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: photo book, photo book, the dog father, my love of dogs, desserts,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: and grownup Italian.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: And I was doing COVID. I had taken pictures of
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: my dogs cause I'm a photographer, amateur photographer too. And
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: I had done a bunch, but my where's Barry book
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: just came out. And, uh, Oh, that's cool. It's like
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: a legit book, which is cool. It got published by Penguin.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: Dude, congratulations.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: And that's, Spumoni's actually in the book too, but that's
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: my son and my childhood bear. He animated for me.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: So that's really cool to see that happen, you know?
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: And what happens with Barry? What's he dealing with? What
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: is it?
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: So my son and at Remo, he lost his bear
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: in his bedtime. So he's having a little bit of
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: a meltdown, you know, and that's like the worst catastrophe
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: for any parent. So he has to go find it.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: But in reality, it's based on a story of my son,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: is beside himself at night. And he's like, I can't
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: find it. And I was like, all right, well, where'd
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: you put it? And I had to teach him how
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: to like calm down and trace your steps. But he had,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: he was decided in real life to play hide and
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: seek with it. And he hid it under a pot
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: in the kitchen, like in a cabinet. I never would
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: have found it ever. So I had to like calm
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: him down and he went and found it. So I
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: wrote this book up and I sent it over. And
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: the guy that did it, Luke Flowers is awesome. He's
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: a huge Joker's fan. He put a bunch of Joker's
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: like Easter eggs in it, which is really cool. when
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: I got the first things but it's a really good
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: book I mean I like being a part of bedtime
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: I think it's pretty fun you know I read it
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: to my kids my kid and my son I went
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: to their school got to read it to the school
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: which was fun yeah so my son's like he's like
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: I'm in a book you know it's really.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: Cool was he excited when his dad came to school or.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: Not yeah yeah he's super excited they love when I
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: get to come to school and do stuff but they
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: come on the road with me too which is cool
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: they're gonna come on the road with me next week
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: actually two weeks they'll.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: Be with me and they're gonna come hang out on
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: the road which I love. I love to get to
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: take them out. Yeah.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's fun.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: They, you know, they love coming on stage at the
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: end and bowing like they did at the end of
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: the special. It's really fun, but they just like to
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: be like room service. You know, it's like, can we
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: get pancakes? Like, you know, it's like, he's like, feels
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: like a King, which is fun. They get to see
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: these towns, which I like too. They get to go
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: to different places. You know, I like to not be,
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: you know, shelter. I want them to see the world
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: and stuff. Yeah.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: We were just in, um, milwaukee milwaukee was a really
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: amazing city that i didn't know it was like that
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: oh yeah milwaukee is great bro i had no idea
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: and then there was another city that we were just
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: in uh springfield missouri springfield missouri yeah yeah it's a
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: sleeper yeah yeah it's a fun one yeah and yeah
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: i don't even remember where else jesus.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah but it's not that's like my favorite part about
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: it is like when you go to these little Two
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: years ago, I wanted to perform live comedy. I wanted
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: to perform live in all 50 states, so I did it.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: I checked off all of them. My last one was Fargo,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: North Dakota. You went through there, yeah? Such a cool
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: little town. And then you get to all these little towns.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: I love that about going down Main Street. You see
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: all their little stores.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, little things.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: Every street's got like a Candles and Bullshit kind of store,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: and they got their coffees.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: You just walk around. I love that. That's so cool. Yeah,
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: that is awesome. Oh yeah. Just a simple fact to
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: get in to see certain places, man. Like we got
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: to go through like, uh, Eastern Oregon. Um, and that
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: was just, do you ever do the coast drive? Did
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: you ever do that drive on like the Pacific coast?
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: I've never done it.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 6: Oh no.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: That's really fun. I've done it down by California, but
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: I've never done it all the way up. Yeah.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: So my wife, when she was, when I, she was
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: still my girlfriend, I picked her up. She lived in, uh,
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: off near Seattle, this town in Seattle. So we took
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: her from Seattle and I drove her down to her
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: parents in San Francisco. So that was such a pretty drive.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: And then when I lived in LA, I never did
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: it all the way, but I've connected each piece, you know,
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: but it's really cool.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: It's, it's like movie sets. It's unreal. You know, it's pictures.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: That's so pretty. Yeah. America is a beautiful country, man. Yeah.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: There's so many cool spots. Yeah. We just saw some
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: Mennonites too. We were in, uh, little rock, I think.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: And they, we saw some Mennonites outside of there. Um,
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: Bring up a Mennonite. There you go. Was it creepy? No,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: they were cool. Did you see them at night? No.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: They disappear, right? I don't know what they're up to
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: at night. Well, we saw some lit up ones. We
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: saw some daytime ones. Daytime Mennonites. It's my favorite time
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: of Mennonite. Nighttime Mennonite?
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: That's kind of creepy. Yeah, that's like a major trope
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: in horror films, right? It's like that type of life.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. I could never do that. um,
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: what are people feeling? Is there a lot of, do
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: you see a lot of political stuff up in Staten Island?
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: Is it like a Long Island? Yeah, not really. I mean,
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's polarized everywhere. Yeah. You know, but
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: I kind of steer clear of that stuff.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: I don't, I don't really try to put my opinions
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: on people because I don't know much.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: About anything, you know, their own thing. Do you find
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: yourself getting in the mix a lot? No, I think so.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: Like it's like, it's hard for me to talk, think
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: about it and talk about it at the same time.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like, And I don't know when to like
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: kind of put my thoughts in. Like this year we
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: started having just different people on, like we had some
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: politicians on and then we had like, like even last
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: week we had Mark Cuban on and we talked about
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: some political stuff, but sometimes it's hard for me to like,
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: think and share what i want at the same time
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: you know because some of those conversations it's not as
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: fun you know it's just it's not as fun yeah
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah and.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: Then you want people don't really talk about politics you
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: know because it's like yeah it's a divisive in nature
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: yeah you got to pick a side.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: So yeah you want to be respectful too of what
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: somebody thinks but at the same time sometimes it's like
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: you don't want to get into like a rebuttal and
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: then it's like you know so it's just some of
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: that it's kind of like a learning curve even with
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: doing podcasts and it's like how do you get into
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: conversations with people also when they have more knowledge than
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: you do to about stuff or they, cause you're learning
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: and contributing or they think they have more knowledge, you know?
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: Cause then you feel like, well, I think something, but
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: I may not know a fact on it, but it
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: is how I feel, you know? And like when to
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: speak up. When people try to talk you out of feelings,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: that's like the worst thing ever.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: When you feel a certain way about anything, you know,
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: and they try to like disprove how you feel about something.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: Like, I feel like that's wrong.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: Well, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: And I hit you with all these like, facts which
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 3: some were probably made up you don't even know and
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: it's like okay but i still feel that.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: Way yeah yeah yeah what are you trying to talk
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: me out of you know exactly dude yeah um that's
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: an interesting thing there what else is happening in the
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: news what else is going on man you read the
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: news when you wake up how do you get your
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: how do you get your news uh that's a good
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: question yeah probably tiktok yeah websites um that's it really
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: stuff that comes across your radar Yeah, kind of like
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: that are things that I'll see kind of over and
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: over again. Dude, you see that snake that's head got
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: bit off and it still bit itself? Bring it up.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: Watch this. They cut the snake's head off, right? Yeah.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: That's its head at the bottom. That is insane. And so, yeah,
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: that's from Satan, dude. You think it's having a bad
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: day and then it just gets way more. Oh, bro,
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: look at that. Its head was a foot away from
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: the end of its body. It taps it, and then
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: there you go. And then the other end of the
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: snake curls over and touches the head just reflexively.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: And it just opens its mouth and instinctually just chomps
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: down on itself. And now the snake is like, not
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: only have I lost my head, but now it's biting me.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: Look, I've tried to do some things to myself, but...
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? That's a talent right there.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: In junior high or whatever. But this is kind of crazy, bro.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: Do you have a fear of anything? Are you afraid
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: of snakes? Oh, snakes make me very nervous.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 3: That makes me nervous. I'm not really afraid of snakes.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: That clip changes my opinion.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: Well, it makes me feel like they're directly from Satan. Also,
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: huge corporations make me very nervous. Snakes and huge corporations.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: And sheer evil. Yeah, those are tough. Those are tough. Yeah,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: and genocide also makes me nervous too a little bit.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: And we're talking in no particular order. All three of
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: those things make me pretty nervous. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you see animals pull off some stuff and you
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: just can't believe that they're real with stuff. You ever
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: see like when you see these falcons, they're like 100
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 3: feet out of the water and they see a fish
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: and they just dive, get it out of the water
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: and just come up and have lunch.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: You'll get it. I missed a turn on the way here,
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: and I have GPS. You know what I mean? It's
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: like crazy.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: It's crazy what some of these animals could do. But
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: biting yourself with your head off, that's bonkers.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: That's some ditty shit. Look at those. These are nuts.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: They just dive, and they go underwater. And they can't
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: breathe them. They're just diving and going. He's like, boom,
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to grab this fish right out of
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: the water. Oh. If you could train a falcon to
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: do that, and you showed up at a bass tournament. Yeah.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: Everybody's there with their rods. You're just there with the
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: little helmet on it. Go ahead, Maximus. It's time to eat.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: In 30 minutes, you're done. I love birds. You're done
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: for the day. You do? I love birds, man.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: If I could have a falcon, I'd have a falcon.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: I had an African gray parrot.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: For a minute. No way. Oh, the best. Maximus, his
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: name was. He was a little bird I had. He
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: was so fun. Yeah, those guys are super smart. And
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: are these the ones that can read and write or no?
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're the most intelligent of the parrot. Yeah, they
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: got that red tail. They're really fun. But I didn't
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: teach it how to talk because I only taught it
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 3: to go like that because they live to 80 years old.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: I don't want 80 years old to like, hello. Like
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: I don't want 80 years of saying hello to this bird.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: So I didn't teach it how to say anything. Oh, dude,
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: come on. So like what am I going to do?
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be answering questions? That's like having a
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: toddler or whatever. You don't teach him anything. It's a
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: bird though. He liked his life for a while. It
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: was great. And what happened in the end?
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: I moved, I, uh, I ended up moving to LA
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: and I didn't have an apartment or anything. And I
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: was living with a friend, so I couldn't bring a
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: bird and a bird cage with me. So I ended up, uh,
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 3: there was this, uh, bird rescuer that worked at with
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: the Bronx zoo.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: And she, uh, she came over and took it and, uh,
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: interviewed her and she was really nice. So they got
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: a good zoo in the Bronx.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: A lot of union work, a lot of union animals
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: up there.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: It's clean. A lot of union animals. Yeah. The Bronx
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: zoo was like one of the biggest ones. Wow. It's a,
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: They do a big thing at the holidays, too.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 3: I think all the zoos do it where they light up, like,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: and do that, like, at night thing.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. And it's really, really cool. Animals at night
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: or whatever, like, yeah. When I went to Australia, I
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: did the weirdest thing.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: They had the nocturnal animals, they change their clock on them.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: So they make, they're all indoors in this facility, right?
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: There's, like, these mice and whatnot, and they change their
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 3: clock because they are supposed to be asleep at night,
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: that they make it sun at night inside this building.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: It's sun up.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. And then during the day, they make it night
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 3: in this building. Isn't that a war crime doing that?
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: I think it is.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: I think these mice are like, hey, if they ever
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: get out in the wild, I'm going to do it.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: But it's great.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 3: You walk in, it's like you're walking through the prairies
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 3: at night. I think it was in Sydney, the Sydney
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: Zoo or wherever I was. And it was crazy.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: Like you walked in and it was like you were
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: walking through. And they had all these mice running around,
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: all these different owls, bats. It's crazy. I wouldn't be
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: able to be a night animal, dude. No, you're too lazy. Well,
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: it's just too risky out there. Something like attacks you
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: in the dark or something. Something always sees better than you. Yes.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: That stuff. Yeah, dude. And if you can't see that
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: good and it's nighttime or whatever and you're like, I'm
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: an animal or whatever, you're done. These scary movies too
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: where people like run through the woods at night.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: I'm going to stay here until the sun comes up
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: and then I'll figure it out.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: Like trying to run through and stuff. I can't do that.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: Like they used to have those Friday the 13th movies.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: They were like that.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: Did you ever watch those? Yeah. Yeah, I did.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: I like some horrors and stuff. Yeah, that's it. Nocturnal House.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: The Taronga Zoo, Upper Nocturnal House, Australia.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: So see that? That's the indoor. So they totally change it.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: It's broad daylight outside. You walk in tonight.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: It's rad.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 3: These crazy squirrel things. And all the Australian animals are
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 3: all batshit crazy. They got some weird animals over there.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: Well, even if you think about like– it's funny because
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: if you looked at– like say if you walked into
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: the forest or whatever and they had– you saw a
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: bear in there, right? But he was drinking– He's sitting
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: there drinking like 20 cups of coffee and smoking cigarettes,
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: and it's like on his computer all day. You'd be like,
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: something's wrong with this fucking bear. The other bears are
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: just having fun, scratching their backs on trees, dude, eating
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: berries or whatever. And he's just over there like– Got
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: to get this report to corporate. Yeah. Like, this bear's
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: got something wrong with him, right? It just shows you
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: what sick animals. We are just like humans. We've gotten
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: kind of sick, you know? Bear appears to carry a
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: laptop computer at Montana Roadside. Never mind, dude. This guy,
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: he was like, dude, I got to give Theo a story. Wow.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: People get stupid around bears, though. They always want to
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: pet them. Yeah. It's got to be the number one
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: animal attack. There's always a video in the background. The
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: kid's like, touch him, dog. And people think they're scarier
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: than them. They're going, oh, oh. Meanwhile, the bear ripped
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: the head off. Like, it's so dumb. Don't be a wimp, dog. Yeah,
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: go get him. Dad puts a bike helmet on and
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: goes to fucking talk to the bear. It's okay. And
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: he puts his hand out. It's like, oh, oh. Like,
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: what are you doing?
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: The bear's like, I'm going to eat you, you dumb human.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: It's so stupid. People get so ballsy or so scared
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: of bears.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. Yeah.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know why people think bears are friendly. It's
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 3: the one because they look cute, right? But the people
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: are like, oh, they're friends. But like nobody goes up
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 3: to like lions and tries to pet them. Lions are
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 3: cute too, right?
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: But they're not as– bears have been like commercialized as
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: being so cute. The Berenstain bears, right? Right, you got it.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: The teddy bear. Yeah, the teddy bear. Bear grills. Yeah.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: People approach them like that. It's going to bite you. Oh, oh, oh.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: People just bear spray him all the time. No, no, no.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: Give him a whole finger to a bear. He's like,
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: you're not going to eat me today. Dude, that'd be
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: the best. You see a bear like in a Hakeem
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: Olajuwon jersey somewhere. Or in a Nuggets jersey. And the
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: bear is going, I'm going to eat your ass. Yeah, dude.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: Nature's crazy, man. Do you think that we are like–
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: divinely separate or do you think that we're just part
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: of nature? Do you think? I think there's a, I
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: think we're, I think we're part.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 3: It's, it's hard. I, I think we are part of it,
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 3: but I'm not sure if, I think we fit in
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 3: in a different way. We think we fit in a
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 3: different way than we do. I think it's like, we're
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 3: supposed to be part of the mix way more.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: We're not in charge of half this shit. Yeah. We're
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: supposed to be part of the mix way more.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 3: It's a hundred percent. Like we have to put these
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 3: animals in cages to control them. And some of them
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 3: are like, we're the dominant species. Like, yeah, really let
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 3: them out of the zoo and see what happens.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it's crazy that way.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: I love animals though. Yeah, man. I think I wish
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: I would spend more time around in my, uh, we
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: had a, this neuroscientist on and she was saying that, yeah,
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: being around animals, being around horses, horses, even just if
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: you have a big family and you all sleep together
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: in the same house that it creates more, um, like, uh,
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: feelings of like low stress, you know? Yeah.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: Horses are used a lot in therapy, right? Equine therapy,
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 3: what they call it, where you like hug a horse
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 3: and go to a ranch for like a month.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Those are big. It's like a horse hugging. That's
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: the thing. I didn't make that up. That's real. But
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: then it can escalate too. I married this horse. I
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: found love in Arizona. You'll end up in one of
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: those donkey shows or whatever. How does equine therapy help
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: trauma victims? That's a good question. Equine therapy is an
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: excellent option for trauma victims who have a hard time
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: opening up about their experiences or who feel overwhelmed, anxiety,
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: or panic. Equine therapy provides a unique environment in which
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: individuals are able to heal their invisible wounds in a
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: way that is intuitive and fun. It's fun. Therapy could
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: be fun, man. This is a website, I think, trying
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: to sell us something. Is there actually, can you find
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: something that's a little bit more information, just like the
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: actual information, please? I'm curious about that. Yeah, there's a-
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: Because how do you do it? You know?
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 3: So it's basically just kind of like you're around, because
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 3: they're low-stress animals, or like, you know, you have to
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 3: be calm around a horse, or you have to calm
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 3: yourself down.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: I think that's part of it.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 3: So I think that's... that that does it but it's
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 3: it's weird like you see these people like they're laying
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: down with the horses and just petting them and they're
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: you see what the problems are dealing.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: With it's crazy oh yeah i met two alpacas outside
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: of a lowes outside of uh uh parks outside of
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: park city What were they picking up some, picking up
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: some two by fours? No, I don't know what they
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: were doing. One of them named Macaroni. I remember that.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: That's great. Love that. I'd like to put that video
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: in of it. The movement of horses can improve motor
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: function and core strength. No. The psychological effects of equinosis
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: that there become from the horse's ability to recognize human
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: emotions and provide an intentional response. Intentional response. Okay. So
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: if like you're freaking out, they'll just come over and
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: be like, look, it's okay. I'm a horse. Improved self-esteem. Okay. Yeah, man,
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: I think my brain just feels slow today. Do you
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: ever have slow days? Do you take days off sometimes?
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: I just got off the road too for a few
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: days and it was just like. That's always the hard one, yeah.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: You think?
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think when you get back to settle in,
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 3: it's nice. You're trying to readjust because your clock's off too, right?
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 3: Because like you're having that high of doing a show
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 3: at night, meeting all those people and doing everything, right?
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So it's a little different. You don't get that
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: at home.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: What time do you normally go to bed? If you're
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: at home. If I'm at home by 11.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: What about you? I go better probably around 1. No way.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: 1 a.m.? 12, 1, yeah. Joe, that's late, dude. Yeah,
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 3: I probably should get more sleep. But like I said,
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 3: I sleep hard with these songs. I get a good
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 3: five hours and I'm raring to go. I'm a napper
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 3: though sometimes. I'll shut it down for 20. I like
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 3: a good cat nap.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I'll grab a nap. You nap?
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: I like a nap. I think napping is the best.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: I think they're the best. Could you nap for longer though?
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: Like if I go over like, 25 minutes, half hour,
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I slept. Like, I need to go to sleep.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 1: My dream is to take an alarmless nap, dude. Wake
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: up when the body says it's time. Yeah, dude. Before
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: God starts pulling on your strings again. That's right, yeah.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: Blacked out curtains. Maybe the AC's on. I like it.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: AC on, earplugs in, fan on.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: One of those Vietnamese water fountains playing in the back
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: or whatever. You got it, of course. Water dripping directly
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: on my forehead in the center. I like to be
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: like a POW. That's it, getting out, right? Oh, I want, yeah.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: Do you do ear? I want somebody to just slip
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: me a small tin of beans. Around 8 p.m. That's
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: the only food. Doing maybe little paper cuts on your foot. Yeah, dude.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: Did you do ear, do you do like? I'll do earplugs, yeah. Earplugs, yeah. Dude,
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: I'll wear earplugs now sometimes until like 11 a.m. It's like,
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 1: there's just too much noise in the world. I don't
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: want any of it. I don't care. Wow. I've heard
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 1: so much of it. Put the earplugs in. See people.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: They don't know. Oh, yeah. Talk loud to them. Like, God,
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: neighbor's loud. Yeah. Theo's got his ears coming out. Do
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: you have them in now? No, I don't. All right, good.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: But I'll put them in a lot, dude. That's good, though.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: It'll shut you down. What else do I do? What's
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: something else that I like to do a lot? Oh,
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: I used to sleep in a neck brace when I
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: was young to try to make my neck longer. Did
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 1: you ever do anything like that? Stretch it out? Yeah. No,
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: I didn't sleep in a neck brace, but I had a...
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: It's pretty hard to do. Did you ever have braces
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: growing up? Oh, yeah. Yeah, so I had braces. I
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 1: was the last one that I got it for some.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 3: my doctor was totally through this thing where, you know,
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 3: he had the headgear thing and like he, cause I
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 3: was the last one in the family.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: He was like milking it. He didn't want the gattles
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 1: to be out of that orthodontic game, you know?
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 3: So I had to wear a headgear for like forever.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 3: I had braces for five years and it was like,
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 3: you had to wear the headgear, you know, when you sleep.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what?
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 3: I don't want to wear it for five years. I
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: was going to wear them all the time. So I
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 3: just used to wear it like 24 seven. I would
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 3: have this headgear.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'd have the headgear on. Like an air traffic controller.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: I would just have the like piece thing. Yeah. Similar
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: to that. That's a little, that's a little bit. Yeah.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 3: Could you Google like 1980s? Like that's, that's like, keep
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 3: your mouth open thing.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That thing.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: Like the headband thing. The same thing basically. So bro,
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: And early braces was crazy. When you saw somebody with
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: that shit on, you'd be like, what are you a
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: part of?
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: I'd go to school like that. Yeah. What culture you in?
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 1: Because I didn't want to wear braces for so long. Yeah.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: It was weird.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: That's one thing I really did. But that was because
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: I wanted to be done with it sooner. That might
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 3: be me, actually, that picture right there. That third one,
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 3: that guy looks troubled, dude.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, I don't want to do this. Yeah,
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: those things were crazy, dude. Yeah, like what were the
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 1: first braces ever? I wonder what did they look like,
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 1: the first teeth braces? I don't know any before this.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 1: Besides the silver things they would glue to your teeth, right?
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 3: They put it on with the adhesive to the front
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 3: of your teeth.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 1: That's what I had.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: The exposed ones, kind of like 2D has right there.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they put the ones with the little
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: rubber bands on them. Rubber bands underneath here. You have
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: to bring back the overbite.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 3: But then the big one was when they went to
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 3: a clear one, so they were trying to fool you
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 3: that it was clear.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 1: Egyptian mummies were found with metal bands around their teeth,
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 1: and archaeologists believe they used cat gut to tie the
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 1: bands together to move them. Primitive orthodontic appliances were also
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 1: found with early Greek and Roman artifacts. Really? They were
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 1: getting in that straight-your-teeth game early. Ugh. But imagine using
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: cat gut. Ugh. Cat gut your tongue. Cat gut your tongue.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: That's probably where it comes from. Oh, my. We thought
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 1: it was gut. It's cat gut your tongue. And we're
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 1: solving mysteries here. Cat gut your tongue. Dude. You got
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 1: cat gut tongue. Look at this shit, bro. Oh. Oh,
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 1: my God. Oh, they like drilled through the teeth, though.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: That's not right. They should have done that. That doesn't
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 1: seem correct. Horrible ideas. Yeah. This is also, who knows
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 1: if this is a reliable website. It's 123dentist. com. So. They
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 1: might have put this up together in Canva in the back.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 1: It's like they're together a graphic. That's the crazy thing
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 1: about news nowadays. You don't know what's news and what isn't.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's crazy. You don't know what is real,
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 1: what isn't. You can go down a rabbit hole.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 3: You find something gets disproved on the next page.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 1: And the real news channels, they're not even serving you news.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 1: So it's like, what the fuck are they? Their opinions. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 1: That's why I asked you where you get your news from,
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: and you said TikTok. Yeah, dude. Which is an insane
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 1: answer if you think about it. TikTok, rumors. What my
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 1: neighbor says. Oh, for sure, dude. Whispers at the coffee bean. People,
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 1: things yell out during sex or whatever, anything. Did you
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 1: hear about that?
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 1: I heard it from Doreen, my neighbor. Yeah, dude. Trust me,
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 1: every now and then when Hank's home early, she leaves
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 1: her window open and you'll get the real scoop.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 3: She's yelling, SpaceX is saving the astronauts.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 1: Like, God, when do you guys come already? Please, sick
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 1: of hearing this. Earphones. Dude, what about all that Diddy stuff, man?
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 1: He's going to go down, huh? Did you ever meet him?
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 1: I never met him. Never met him, no. We're asking
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 1: everybody now.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 3: In New York, he was always around, but I never
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 3: met him. I mean, that was, you know, I'm only
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 3: in the public eye for a decade now.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: He's been around forever. I never really ran into him, no.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: Seeing him, though, is kind of crazy. Seeing all that happen,
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: you know? To me, it's crazy. I wonder if– say
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 1: he does have tapes or information on like other people, right?
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 1: Other people, yeah. I wonder if they are going to
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 1: use that to get people to support different– like I
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 1: wonder if the government is going to use that to
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 1: get people to support different– Agendas? Agendas, political agendas. Hmm. Like,
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 1: that's what I wonder. It's like, okay, this tape won't
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 1: come out. We need you to support this candidate or
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 1: we need you to support this bill or policy or something.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not beyond comprehension, right? I don't think so.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's definitely stuff that people are afraid to
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 3: have out there for sure. I mean, you know, he
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 3: famously said that he's got tapes of stuff and everybody knows.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: And then imagine if you were ever even there. Yeah.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 1: Even if you were just eating an hors d'oeuvre really hard.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 3: Before you realize what's going on, you're just having some
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 3: deviled eggs.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 1: You turn to your left and you're like, I should leave.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: But they already got you on camera. Deviled eggs, you know?
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 1: That's rough. A couple of four eggs and a baguette
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 1: in your mouth or something. And people are like, this
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 1: guy's involved. I don't know. That would be, ugh. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's going to be interesting how it shakes
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 3: out for sure. I think it's going to be, that's
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 3: going to be a long time coming out though, right?
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 3: That's not going to be like a, I think it's
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 3: going to go on.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 1: For a while. Yeah. They got to drag that out.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 1: Drag that out for sure. Yeah.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 1: Um, what else is going on? This is a, you're
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 1: such an interesting fella. I am? You are, yeah. Do
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 1: you feel that? Because you are one of the most
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 1: interesting people to sit down with. I love it. Every
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 1: time we sit down, dude, I love it. Really? I
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: just feel like, yeah, I feel like my brain is
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 1: a little bit off today, kind of. It's actually, it's
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 1: been good. I just sometimes feel a little bit like,
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Like you got too much sleep, you
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 1: didn't get enough sleep. I don't know.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 1: You know? It's a mixture of both. You need a nap.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 1: We got to tie you up and drop some water
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 1: on you. You'll be okay. Get you in some sleep. Yeah.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 1: Did you ever go do one of those military shows abroad?
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 1: Like military tours? No. No, I didn't. I wanted to.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 1: I never did that. Have you? Yeah, those are pretty cool.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 1: Was it cool? Yeah.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just because you get to go to places you
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 1: never would even think that we have like military presence
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 1: and you're like, oh my gosh, we're in this place
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 1: and like suddenly you're performing and there's just like people,
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 1: you know, Do you get like.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 3: The military escorts and all that stuff too? Is that
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 3: like when you're going on the way there?
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 1: I had a girl who offered a BJ to me
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 1: once in a blackhawk. That's not that kind of escort.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 1: I meant like they take you. Not like a girl
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 1: who's in the military offering.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about now no this girl
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 1: but she had like oh my god yeah I just
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 1: remember in a black hawk yeah she's like black hawk
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 1: down yeah she was black hawk down man well I
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 1: don't know what she was into she was white hawk
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 1: down but she yeah and I um I didn't do it.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 1: I think I got too nervous. She also had a big,
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 1: huge pimple on her neck, and it made me nervous, too. Yeah,
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 1: that's not going to do it for you. It just
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 1: made me so nervous. I was like, you know. Did
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 1: she have neck herpes? I don't know. That's weird. She
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 1: didn't have it on her teeth. So I don't know.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 1: That shit made me. But then, oh, one time, there
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 1: was another time on a military, I think it was
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 1: an airport space, they were doing like runs in the
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 1: morning and some girl came by my room in the
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 1: morning and I don't remember what it, you know, I
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 1: don't exactly remember what happened, but it was all above
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 1: board or whatever. Yeah.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 1: But, uh, I'm bored. They'd love to on the, on
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 1: the basis. Yeah. She was, she was probably a little
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 1: late for work. Two minutes late for work, but still. Yeah.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 1: Just a couple minutes. I'm not going to brag. Yeah.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 1: 80 seconds late for work. A minute 30 at most. Yeah.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: I hear that.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 1: What's been something that you didn't expect about heading off
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 1: in a standup comedy? Like, did you expect it would
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 1: be different? Do you expect it would be like the
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 1: challenge of it? Like, I know you've always been on
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 1: stage and been a performer.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 1: The challenge of it for sure.
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 3: Like to have to talk for 65 minutes, like, you know,
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 3: and do all that and just put it together that way.
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 3: That was really like the crafting of the hour was
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 3: such a, it's such a really cool thing to do,
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 3: you know, and being aware enough to be like, this
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 3: isn't as funny as the other stuff.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 1: This has to go. That was such a weird thing.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 3: Like the editing of the hour, you know, is like
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 3: where you think this is going to be a great
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 3: part of it. And then you go and just some
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 3: other stupid thing that happened. And you're like, oh, wow,
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 3: this is so much funnier than that. And it becomes
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 3: a big piece of it. Like a year into the tour,
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 3: I found a different story. And I just was like, oh,
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 3: I got to pull this out. This is not as
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 3: funny as the other stuff. And that was pretty cool.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 1: I never really.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 3: Experienced that because you think you have it. You're like, oh,
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 3: this is a great hour. And then you have something like, no,
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 3: this is a great hour, you know? Yeah, I just
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 3: had my son and I had a story about my,
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 3: in the new special, messing with people, I had a
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 3: story about my son going on a Star Wars ride.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 3: And he didn't really, he'd never been on a ride before.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 3: And he never saw Star Wars. He's five years old,
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 3: and he thought he got abducted by aliens. So he legit,
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 3: he starts screaming, I want to go back to Earth.
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 3: And it was so funny. And I was told Steve
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 3: Byrne that story. We were driving, and he's like, dude,
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 3: you got to try that in the hour.
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 1: He's like, that's funny. He's like, I'll tell that story.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: And I was like, what? And that night, we were
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 1: driving that night. He's like, just tell it. Just start
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 1: telling it.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 3: And I told it, and then I just started working
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 3: it out and figuring out what the punches were. And
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 3: it's such a cool part. But I had never really
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 3: talked about my kids at all. And that was like,
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 3: that's a really cool piece to add to the puzzle.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 3: And a really cool way to do it. Let's see
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 3: just a bit of it.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 1: Big Star Wars ride. Any other Star Wars fans up
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 1: in here?
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 3: I got to go on that Star Wars ride that
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 3: they built. And if you don't know about it, they
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 3: spent like hundreds of millions of dollars on this ride.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 3: It's basically a movie set.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 1: It's unbelievable.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 3: But it's also an immersive experience, which means everybody who
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 3: works on the ride is in character.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 1: They play a character.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 3: So when the ride starts, you're in the woods with
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 3: all the rebels, and they're moving you down the line.
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 1: Thanks for joining the fight. You go through the woods.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 1: A big alarm sounds. And they go, the first order's coming.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 1: We've got to get you out of here. You turn
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 1: the corner. There's this humongous spaceship. The door's open.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 3: You get in with these big LED monitors all around you,
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 3: these 90-inch TVs. And you take off into outer space.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 3: A battle begins. You get sucked onto the Death Star.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 3: And the next time the door's open, you're on the
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 3: Death Star face-to-face with 100 animatronic human-sized stormtroopers with their
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 3: guns pointed at you.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 1: And I was like, this is the coolest thing ever.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? This is so cool. What a
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 1: cool experience for me. Not. For my five-year-old son.
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 3: Who's never seen a Star Wars film or been on
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 3: a ride.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 1: That's good, dude. Wow, that's hilarious, dude. Yeah, when you
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 1: take it back and think about that.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he's going to think he was abducted.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 1: He's going to be on a Netflix documentary.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 3: He'll be like, I got sucked in his face.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 1: And they sucked on my butt. Why is it that
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 1: everybody is taking a space? Everybody gets their approved. Everybody.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 1: What is so interesting about our assholes? I don't know.
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 1: And we can't even see them, dude. That's the scariest part.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 1: That's right. If all the information is there and you
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 1: can't even see it. That's the shit that just like,
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 1: what are we fucking doing out here? That's why they're
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 1: the higher intelligence. They got all the secrets we keep
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 1: in our asses. Yeah, dude. Meanwhile, we look at dogs like,
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 1: look at these idiots. They're all like reading each other's
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 1: QR codes. Oh, that's the devil's QR code right there, dude.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 1: That's true, huh? And you know, no two assholes are
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 1: the same. It's just like your fingerprint. Same exact thing.
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true. Really?
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 1: It's the 11th fingerprint. That's what they call it. That's
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 1: what they call it. Yeah. Maybe. Google the 11th fingerprint
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 1: and see what it says.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 3: I think, you know what? It seems possible, but I
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 3: don't know if that's a fact. But also, how do
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 3: you prove that? You got to know everybody's asshole print?
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What is the rarest fingerprint type? Well, that's not it. Arch. Yeah.
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 1: Arch holes. Yeah. The arch holes. Yeah. 11th fingerprint. I
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 1: use the numbers. I think you have to write it out. E-L-E-V-N-T-H. Yeah.
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 1: It's going to be one, two, three dentists is going
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 1: to tell us which one. Oh, they're fucking hiding the
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 1: truth again.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 5: That's it.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 1: Here it is, man. We're going to ask your neighbor.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 1: Get the real news. Yeah. Wake up Spumoni. Yeah, come on, Spumoni.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 1: She's doing great, man. Thanks. Oh, she's doing great. Joe Goddard,
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 1: you got the new special, Messing With People. It's out
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 1: now on YouTube. It came out September 17th, yeah? September 17th, yeah.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 1: September 17th. You have your new children's book, Barry. Where's Barry?
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 1: Where's Barry? Where's Barry?
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 3: It came out, and then I'm on tour now on
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 3: my new hour, Let's Get Into It tour.
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 1: And where's Barry? What ages is it for? It's four
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 1: to eight. It's a picture book. Beautiful, man.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 3: For people who just one day want to have children,
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 3: you know, if they don't have kids now. It guarantees
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 3: that you'll procreate actually.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah. It's in the, it's on the back flap.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 3: It's the opposite of the thing for the rats. So
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 3: that's why the rats can't read it.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 1: If you play it backwards on a record player. Yeah.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 1: Thanks so much, man. I appreciate you guys shows coming
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 1: up in Memphis, St. Louis, uh, Indiana.
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 1: Akron, Oklahoma, Texas.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 1: I'm in Atlantic city, October, uh, I think 19th, the
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 1: October 19th. Wow, you're doing a lot of shows. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 1: So I just kicked off the new tour. So you
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 1: know how it is. You know, you get out there
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 1: and do it. Yeah, I'm excited. Yeah. Well, dude, thanks
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 1: so much for all the entertainment over the years, man.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 1: You're the best.
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 1: It's always so great to see you. It's been awesome.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 1: And thanks for the nice gift. You gave me a nice, like,
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 1: it's like a, it's almost like this, it's like a
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 1: counter puzzle thing that you had sent to my room
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 1: when we were in Milwaukee.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 1: It was just thoughtful. It had like a funny note
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 1: on it. Yeah. But yeah, thanks for all the thoughtful
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 1: humor over the years. Congrats on the new special, man.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 1: And yeah. And you also have the podcast. Yep. Two
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 1: Cool Moms. Two Cool Moms with Steve Byrne. With Steve Byrne, yeah.
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 1: You can find that wherever you get your podcasts. Thanks
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 1: so much, dude, for hanging out. You're the best. I
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 1: appreciate it. Love you, buddy. Love you, man.
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 2: Cornerstone Oh, but when I reach that ground I'll share
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 2: this peace of mind I found I can feel it
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 2: in my bones But it's gonna take