Latest / On The Lanai / S 1 Ep 8: Break In
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today is on London. I TSA. Please come to the
- 0:03Speaker 1: recording with your notepad, you're remote, and any other items
- 0:07Speaker 1: you may need.
- 0:08Speaker 2: Thank you, good good morning listener. Aaron decided to have
- 0:32Speaker 2: a hissy fit leave No Oh well bitch, oh you
- 0:36Speaker 2: still there?
- 0:38Speaker 3: Hello, dear listeners.
- 0:40Speaker 4: What happened? Everybody? Hi, welcome to on the Lunai. I'm Erin.
- 0:44Speaker 4: That's Jody, Kristen, Gina. What's up? Here's what happened. I'm
- 0:48Speaker 4: just getting right into this shit. I was trying to
- 0:52Speaker 4: explain that I'm not very good at using Google Drive,
- 0:55Speaker 4: Google Calendars, all of the Google features that we used
- 0:58Speaker 4: to run our podcast, and so I had asked Kristin
- 1:01Speaker 4: if she would help me. And I was trying to
- 1:03Speaker 4: let everyone on the team know that I'm not good
- 1:06Speaker 4: at something, and so I asked for help, which is
- 1:08Speaker 4: a real milestone in a type a personality like myself.
- 1:12Speaker 4: But somebody had to keep interrupting me, so I closed
- 1:19Speaker 4: my video.
- 1:20Speaker 2: Excuse me. Somebody was still talking, but I kept getting Kristin. Kristen, Kristen,
- 1:28Speaker 2: you were looking.
- 1:29Speaker 3: Someone was still talking, walking walking, That's what I heard.
- 1:34Speaker 1: And walking.
- 1:36Speaker 3: Someone drinking some coffee, not some water.
- 1:38Speaker 2: It's a fresco.
- 1:40Speaker 4: Somebody named said, oh, let me look it up. And
- 1:46Speaker 4: I tried to talk, and then she talked, and then
- 1:49Speaker 4: I was like said talking said her words, Well, if
- 1:52Speaker 4: you could maybe let us know, could you, like a
- 1:55Speaker 4: telegram punctuate this?
- 1:57Speaker 2: Okay?
- 1:58Speaker 4: Stop like yeah and then yeah, we'll just Jesus fucking Christ.
- 2:09Speaker 2: So Abby's a bitch?
- 2:16Speaker 3: Are we fighting right now? What was that a challenge?
- 2:24Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 2:25Speaker 4: I don't really like to flex my power very often here,
- 2:28Speaker 4: but I do want to remind you that I can
- 2:31Speaker 4: send you to eternal shady pines, madam.
- 2:36Speaker 1: Making my inner very uncomfortable?
- 2:39Speaker 3: Can we?
- 2:40Speaker 1: It was just.
- 2:42Speaker 4: Because you like balance. Let's hug it out, bitch, you know,
- 2:47Speaker 4: you know what one of the problems virtual hug. What
- 2:53Speaker 4: I love about our friend group is that we can
- 2:57Speaker 4: bust each other's balls and have a nice time. What
- 3:00Speaker 4: I don't love is that one of my best friends
- 3:03Speaker 4: has the same birthday as my mom. So two people
- 3:06Speaker 4: in my life tell me, oh, I don't know, weekly
- 3:10Speaker 4: not daily, that libras like balance.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I get it.
- 3:20Speaker 3: You never have to say, wait, do libras likes.
- 3:29Speaker 4: They both also will then say to me, you know,
- 3:32Speaker 4: because like our symbol is the is the scales of
- 3:35Speaker 4: justice or like the oh God to balance welcome back.
- 3:43Speaker 2: Do you weigh your food? Only eat it if it's balanced?
- 3:46Speaker 3: Side your son?
- 3:51Speaker 4: Is that what they mean by balanced meals? Actually, I
- 3:57Speaker 4: was talking to doctor Karen, who's member of the Garmy. Yes,
- 4:01Speaker 4: I've been kind of looking into she's got an intuitive
- 4:04Speaker 4: eating or something. I'm kind of looking at that with
- 4:08Speaker 4: her and talking about, you know, unpacking trauma and trying
- 4:12Speaker 4: to not eat poorly. So if you guys are interested
- 4:16Speaker 4: in that, maybe if if she doesn't mind, will throw
- 4:18Speaker 4: her info in the in the show notes.
- 4:22Speaker 2: Wow trauma, great idea.
- 4:24Speaker 3: Yeah, doctor Karen is lovely, absolutely lovely. And it's quite
- 4:30Speaker 3: odd because there's a gal that lives right down the
- 4:33Speaker 3: street from me who went to high school with doctor Karen.
- 4:36Speaker 3: What and yeah, are you a libra? Did you need balance? No, Missagittarius,
- 4:45Speaker 3: I know, I know, I don't know.
- 4:47Speaker 4: What are you leo?
- 4:49Speaker 3: Duh?
- 4:50Speaker 1: She needs cats?
- 4:51Speaker 4: Selfish center of attention?
- 4:53Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. I don't follow
- 4:57Speaker 2: this stuff.
- 4:57Speaker 4: Did you eat?
- 4:59Speaker 1: I said you cats?
- 5:01Speaker 3: You need cats?
- 5:02Speaker 4: I was like, I'm from Melanak or whatever. So you know, yea,
- 5:10Speaker 4: the little boy from alf died. I mean not recently,
- 5:13Speaker 4: but like last year. Maybe I think I didn't. He
- 5:20Speaker 4: died in an I'm gonna bring this way back up.
- 5:25Speaker 4: It just gets more cheerful. He and his service dog
- 5:29Speaker 4: both died in a hot car in Arizona. She he
- 5:34Speaker 4: like passed out and he'd had issues and stuff. But
- 5:38Speaker 4: he was in like a bank parking lot. And they
- 5:41Speaker 4: don't know why he didn't just go in and like
- 5:43Speaker 4: do his business. I don't know if he had like
- 5:45Speaker 4: a medical emergency or whatever, but they found him and
- 5:48Speaker 4: his service dog dead in a car outside of a bank.
- 5:52Speaker 4: It made me sound dominating is the note that the.
- 5:58Speaker 2: Car has been dominating. Libra empathetic but indecisive. I can't
- 6:03Speaker 2: really accurate, scorpio intense but secretive. I really have a secret.
- 6:12Speaker 4: Oh spontaneous, flighty accurate soul, very spontaneous.
- 6:18Speaker 3: But I have my sock today. Yes, please tell me,
- 6:22Speaker 3: because you know last episode I didn't have my sock.
- 6:25Speaker 2: This totally wasn't recorded on the same day, So go ahead.
- 6:28Speaker 4: Good ca fabe, guys, good ca fabe.
- 6:30Speaker 3: It is a white sock covered in green trees, and
- 6:35Speaker 3: it says may the forest be with you. Where you
- 6:40Speaker 3: find that had a while? Oh, of course at the
- 6:43Speaker 3: same sock shop, because that's what I do when I
- 6:45Speaker 3: go to.
- 6:46Speaker 1: Infinite Socks, you guys, I do the same thing in
- 6:48Speaker 1: Fort Bragg. I always buy socks.
- 6:50Speaker 3: It's it's just my thing, and I let all my
- 6:53Speaker 3: weird socks are from them. It's just freaking adorable. I
- 6:57Speaker 3: love that shop and I really want to go back.
- 6:59Speaker 2: You ever, just what length sock you get shoes?
- 7:04Speaker 3: I don't think so. I think you broke our brain.
- 7:13Speaker 2: I thought you were going backwards.
- 7:15Speaker 3: I get anything from ankle to mid calf to me.
- 7:20Speaker 2: Oh, she likes them all.
- 7:22Speaker 3: I like them all.
- 7:23Speaker 1: I occasionally grab the compression ones for like long drives
- 7:26Speaker 1: and stuff. They're great.
- 7:27Speaker 2: Oh sure.
- 7:28Speaker 4: I have the boot socks for like when I wear
- 7:31Speaker 4: my docks, so they're like not quite mid calf, but
- 7:34Speaker 4: they're a little bit higher than a traditional ankle. And
- 7:37Speaker 4: then most of the time I'm in like the little
- 7:39Speaker 4: pets kind that protects my ankle from my converse eating
- 7:43Speaker 4: it but doesn't show more than that.
- 7:47Speaker 2: Right, I get ankle, but I like the ones that
- 7:50Speaker 2: are slightly longer, which I forget what that's called.
- 7:52Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:53Speaker 4: Oh, they're not like the full ankle.
- 7:56Speaker 3: Right, they're just short like George.
- 7:59Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 8:00Speaker 3: Yeah, shorts.
- 8:01Speaker 1: Those are usually.
- 8:02Speaker 2: When I find it cool, like Disney sockets ankle. So
- 8:04Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, fuck it, I'll just get that.
- 8:07Speaker 3: Yeah, and on you it would look really funny because
- 8:10Speaker 3: they're so uttle.
- 8:14Speaker 4: I am sure, Thank you, listener, dear listeners. Just so
- 8:17Speaker 4: you know it's me, lady uh whistle down bomb. I'm
- 8:23Speaker 4: just it's fine.
- 8:25Speaker 2: Lady whistled down bomb.
- 8:27Speaker 4: It's except from Bridgerton.
- 8:30Speaker 2: What is that?
- 8:31Speaker 4: Lady whistled down is from Bridgerton?
- 8:34Speaker 1: I don't know Lady whistle Blowers from Days of Our Lives.
- 8:37Speaker 4: M that is true. That is accurate. That in now
- 8:40Speaker 4: from my parents who also watched Days of Our Lives.
- 8:43Speaker 3: See, I thought Lady Whistleblower was one of the porn
- 8:47Speaker 3: ads that Cooperman made.
- 8:51Speaker 4: You know, a long time ago, I accidentally told people
- 8:55Speaker 4: that Cooperman edited porn and it has haunted me because
- 9:00Speaker 4: no one knew but me for a long time, and
- 9:03Speaker 4: no everybody knows. And I'm sure he's thrilled about.
- 9:06Speaker 2: He outed himself when he hosted The Real Reports.
- 9:09Speaker 4: That's okay, but also well, but I had, I mean yes,
- 9:13Speaker 4: because it was already out there, someone had already leaked
- 9:16Speaker 4: that hot goss before he hosted.
- 9:19Speaker 2: Sorry, he wouldn't make our theme song.
- 9:21Speaker 4: So here's the thing tofer's the new cooperman. I love daddy, Yeah, yeah, And.
- 9:29Speaker 3: He's coming to Vegas, right, yes, yes, okay, yeah.
- 9:32Speaker 4: And his wife No.
- 9:34Speaker 2: She can't come, she's not old enough.
- 9:36Speaker 4: And but she can't come, I mean.
- 9:41Speaker 2: She is.
- 9:42Speaker 4: She doesn't want to come because she doesn't know any
- 9:45Speaker 4: of us, and and that's someone.
- 9:47Speaker 3: Yeah, that's totally fair.
- 9:48Speaker 2: You don't want to know us.
- 9:50Speaker 1: Well, it's intimidating with a large I was going.
- 9:53Speaker 4: To as someone who went through Aaron meeting all of
- 9:58Speaker 4: the garmy at the same time the first year we
- 10:01Speaker 4: were in Vegas. I know how that shook him. He
- 10:05Speaker 4: just it was a lot of like it was like oversensitized,
- 10:09Speaker 4: like craziness for him. So I totally get why she's
- 10:13Speaker 4: not coming. But I love him to death. He's just
- 10:16Speaker 4: such a sweet man. They tried to use my art
- 10:19Speaker 4: for stickers, but we didn't have enough time to turn
- 10:21Speaker 4: him around for the wedding. But he's a good person, So.
- 10:26Speaker 2: Why don't you share a podcasts with them.
- 10:28Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have enough podcast going on between you
- 10:32Speaker 3: and Tofur would be a.
- 10:35Speaker 4: Look the Disney Look. The Disney podcast has been on
- 10:39Speaker 4: hold because my buddy's been traveling with marching Bandshit. Our
- 10:43Speaker 4: Hearts Will go On has been on hold because it
- 10:45Speaker 4: turns out it's not sustainable more than like monthly, maybe
- 10:49Speaker 4: because we really aren't seeing the Titanic stuff as much.
- 10:53Speaker 4: So I have a lot of free time. I could
- 10:55Speaker 4: easily take on two to three more podcasts. Probably it's fine.
- 10:59Speaker 2: So write it and then on the lane iPod if
- 11:01Speaker 2: you want to start a podcast with air.
- 11:04Speaker 4: Not to mention I'm an unofficial third host of suggested
- 11:08Speaker 4: articles now, as well as the fact that I'm trying
- 11:11Speaker 4: to collab on something with Lola Faust, who wrote Tricearah
- 11:14Speaker 4: tops and bottoms.
- 11:16Speaker 3: Nice, Nice, Busy, so much going on, I'm honestly really busy.
- 11:24Speaker 4: I am doing two different fundraisers that will be like
- 11:28Speaker 4: year long for Alzheimer's, and then I'm also working on something.
- 11:34Speaker 4: I'm toying with the idea right now. It's written down
- 11:36Speaker 4: as draping for dementia, but that feels gross, so I'm
- 11:41Speaker 4: trying to come up with another concept. But I'm going
- 11:44Speaker 4: to do a draped corsity bodice thing out of my
- 11:48Speaker 4: old ALZ shirts and then auction that off or raffle
- 11:54Speaker 4: it off to like my top contributors for the fundraisings. Yeah,
- 12:01Speaker 4: so anyway, that's that's my life. The walk will be
- 12:04Speaker 4: over when you guys are hearing this. So it's going
- 12:06Speaker 4: to be a twenty twenty five problem. So I'm busy,
- 12:09Speaker 4: but it's like good busy.
- 12:11Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I was saying, she's got about four or
- 12:13Speaker 2: five minutes each month she could squeeze in. If you
- 12:15Speaker 2: guys have a podcast idea.
- 12:17Speaker 3: Yeah, good call.
- 12:18Speaker 2: It don't have to be very short, yeah, very short.
- 12:21Speaker 4: Anyway, So what's going on, ladies.
- 12:24Speaker 3: I finally saw Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice, What do you think? Well,
- 12:29Speaker 3: I freaking loved it. I thought it was so cute,
- 12:34Speaker 3: definitely had the same vibe. It felt like it was
- 12:38Speaker 3: the next chapter in the story.
- 12:41Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 12:41Speaker 3: I thought it was geared a little too much towards children,
- 12:46Speaker 3: like it was that kind of campy. I was hoping
- 12:49Speaker 3: it would have been a bit darker. But and also
- 12:53Speaker 3: I was very disappointed that Miss Venezuela that took her
- 12:58Speaker 3: own life.
- 12:59Speaker 2: I know, not I was in the musical. I would
- 13:02Speaker 2: have been lovely to see that.
- 13:03Speaker 3: I'm sad that she wasn't. Still I had my little yeah,
- 13:09Speaker 3: the waiting, but.
- 13:12Speaker 4: They got new there were new people.
- 13:16Speaker 3: That we needed.
- 13:17Speaker 4: And I don't know if that actress is still alive
- 13:19Speaker 4: or actually acting, so that could have been a problem too.
- 13:23Speaker 3: Or they could have just found another actor.
- 13:25Speaker 2: Personally, I like like a Balucci, but she didn't get
- 13:28Speaker 2: to do a whole lot.
- 13:30Speaker 4: Yeah, I quite liked the piranas. Yeah, coming out of
- 13:37Speaker 4: the way, they were just like, yeah, just wiggling the
- 13:40Speaker 4: whole time. I was like, and when he turned his
- 13:43Speaker 4: head fast, the one that was on his ear that
- 13:45Speaker 4: looked like an earring, was like, and then whacked him
- 13:49Speaker 4: in the side of the cheek.
- 13:52Speaker 2: And you know, at the beginning, it was pretty good.
- 13:55Speaker 1: Yes, it was good. I feel like it hit some
- 13:58Speaker 1: of the nostalgia points but had some new stuff. And
- 14:01Speaker 1: I know a lot of people thought there was a
- 14:02Speaker 1: lot going on, but I felt like each of the
- 14:05Speaker 1: storylines contributed to the other's progress in a nice way.
- 14:10Speaker 2: I had to love the soul train, yes, right, oh cool.
- 14:14Speaker 3: I did, And now that happens every single time somebody
- 14:17Speaker 3: goes on the Soul Train. Do all of those people
- 14:19Speaker 3: get on the Soul train or are they just the
- 14:22Speaker 3: like the fanfare to encourage you to get on.
- 14:24Speaker 2: That's a good question.
- 14:25Speaker 1: Well you have to have a ticket to get on
- 14:27Speaker 1: the Soul train, right, Tim Burton questions.
- 14:29Speaker 3: Anyway, So, yeah, I finally saw Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Nice have
- 14:33Speaker 3: I still have yet to see the new Deadpool.
- 14:36Speaker 2: I miss seeing the Kevin Smith movie because it was
- 14:38Speaker 2: here like one weekend and then now I can't find it.
- 14:41Speaker 2: I'm oh shit, I messed up.
- 14:43Speaker 4: I have to drive like fifteen miles if I want
- 14:45Speaker 4: to see it, and.
- 14:46Speaker 2: I can't even find it far away. Yeah, it's gone.
- 14:49Speaker 4: I still haven't seen Speak No Evil, because which, by
- 14:53Speaker 4: the way, has already probably been on fucking DVD.
- 14:56Speaker 2: Yeah by the time you hear this point.
- 14:57Speaker 3: But but you know, that's a make So if you
- 15:00Speaker 3: want to want an original.
- 15:02Speaker 2: One, what is it like Dutch or something?
- 15:04Speaker 3: Yeah it is. It's from Denmark. It was made in
- 15:07Speaker 3: twenty two.
- 15:08Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not that old. They were immediately like americanize this.
- 15:12Speaker 3: And it's currently on a shutter is oh the old one,
- 15:17Speaker 3: The old one one. Sorry, So Aaron, Hey, did you
- 15:20Speaker 3: want to say something? Looks like you wanted to say something,
- 15:22Speaker 3: but I can't.
- 15:23Speaker 4: I hate to be Gina, but I was in the
- 15:27Speaker 4: middle of a sentence.
- 15:28Speaker 1: Fucker.
- 15:28Speaker 4: So yeah, both of you, dick fuck off. Just kidding.
- 15:34Speaker 4: It's fine. We do this all the time. That's why
- 15:36Speaker 4: I didn't know why it was such a big deal earlier. Anyway,
- 15:41Speaker 4: long story short, Really, I keep getting a ticket to
- 15:47Speaker 4: go see Speak No Evil, and then at the end
- 15:49Speaker 4: of my work day, I'm not in the mood to
- 15:51Speaker 4: watch a man and he's like creepy kid without a tongue,
- 15:55Speaker 4: try to torture a family, and so then I'm like,
- 15:58Speaker 4: I'm honestly pretty tired. I'm stressed. I don't think I
- 16:01Speaker 4: can go to this, and so I have had tickets
- 16:03Speaker 4: to it like six times, and.
- 16:05Speaker 1: Like the last three weeks.
- 16:08Speaker 4: It's like the only movie sounds so relaxing. It's the thing.
- 16:12Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm just so stressed. I don't know if
- 16:14Speaker 4: I can watch this right now.
- 16:17Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm gonna see Speak No Evil tomorrow. No,
- 16:22Speaker 1: you're not ill the next morning. I get a text.
- 16:30Speaker 3: I take that little movie.
- 16:31Speaker 4: Well, but I like the actors in the anyway.
- 16:35Speaker 3: So I here's the thing.
- 16:36Speaker 4: One day, I was so sure I was going that
- 16:39Speaker 4: I packaged my little movie snacks because I take my
- 16:41Speaker 4: little like movie date snacks and then I buy something
- 16:45Speaker 4: there like a drink or popcorn, and then I don't
- 16:48Speaker 4: feel bad that I've brought my own food secretly in
- 16:50Speaker 4: my purse, like I'm fucking Sophia and I am like
- 16:54Speaker 4: a little Italian sam Anyway, so I did. I packed
- 16:57Speaker 4: a little container with some cheese and a little super
- 17:00Speaker 4: pretzel in it, and I got a little taper work container.
- 17:04Speaker 4: I put some junior mince in it, and it was
- 17:06Speaker 4: in my little crossbody and I was ready to go
- 17:09Speaker 4: eat my movie snacks and buy my soda. And she's like,
- 17:12Speaker 4: you're not going, and I was like, I'm one hundred
- 17:13Speaker 4: percent going. I am already packed my snacks. And then
- 17:16Speaker 4: it was the next morning and then I was like,
- 17:18Speaker 4: so you didn't go to them, then go, It's fine,
- 17:22Speaker 4: it's fine.
- 17:23Speaker 2: My theater does bag checks, so I can't sneak anything. Again.
- 17:27Speaker 2: That's the first theater I've ever encountered that does it.
- 17:29Speaker 3: Can you have tits? Just shove them? Ye?
- 17:34Speaker 4: I took a whole bottle, a seven to fifty militer
- 17:37Speaker 4: bottle of Jack Daniels into the whiskey of Go Go
- 17:40Speaker 4: once in my tits. You can definitely sneak snacks.
- 17:43Speaker 2: Like dans are very crinkly with these plastic bags.
- 17:47Speaker 4: Oh you gotta pack smart. Don't put like fucking.
- 17:50Speaker 3: In one of those sil and then you just shove
- 17:54Speaker 3: it right under we we didn't use.
- 17:57Speaker 4: Jody left me some of the fake tampons for booze.
- 18:00Speaker 4: I can get you that. You could tick like individual
- 18:03Speaker 4: fries in that.
- 18:05Speaker 2: Yeah, I have three fries.
- 18:08Speaker 3: And you can just shove it up your ass. So
- 18:09Speaker 3: that way if they have to check the bag so much,
- 18:12Speaker 3: so much ass play.
- 18:14Speaker 4: I don't think that's necessary.
- 18:15Speaker 3: For French fries.
- 18:16Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think they'd care if it was
- 18:17Speaker 2: a sample fair AnyWho.
- 18:21Speaker 4: I don't have much to say on this entirely brand
- 18:23Speaker 4: new not the same day that we recorded the last
- 18:26Speaker 4: episode episode. I don't have very much left in my
- 18:29Speaker 4: life to talk about.
- 18:30Speaker 1: I know something exciting. What So we are recording this
- 18:36Speaker 1: on September twenty second, which is the first day of fall.
- 18:40Speaker 3: We are finally done with It's X, It's the equinox.
- 18:48Speaker 1: What is also called but yeah, it's the fall equinox,
- 18:52Speaker 1: so we are finally out.
- 18:54Speaker 4: Of the sequinox.
- 18:57Speaker 2: Is when you go to.
- 19:01Speaker 4: You're not no, you go to equinox, but you're in
- 19:05Speaker 4: a full sequined jumpsuit.
- 19:07Speaker 3: And then.
- 19:10Speaker 2: Yes, equal day and night.
- 19:13Speaker 3: Today, Yes, yes, yes, that's what because I Jason actually
- 19:19Speaker 3: looked up the Latin and the meeting behind it and
- 19:23Speaker 3: it is equal date, equal night.
- 19:25Speaker 2: So if there was any question before, it's definitely spooky season.
- 19:28Speaker 2: Now by the time you're hearing this, it's probably Easter.
- 19:31Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, are Thanksgiving nine.
- 19:37Speaker 1: I'm just ready for the cool weather.
- 19:39Speaker 2: Yes.
- 19:40Speaker 4: Now that we're gonna be you know, recording a little
- 19:43Speaker 4: bit more and it'll be cold outside, you're probably gonna
- 19:47Speaker 4: get closer to caught up listening to us because we'll
- 19:50Speaker 4: probably you know, like go buy weekly and then it'll
- 19:54Speaker 4: be like Christmas tomorrow.
- 19:56Speaker 2: Right, I hope you got a present.
- 19:59Speaker 3: Hey, Gina, why don't you tell us about the episode?
- 20:01Speaker 2: Hey Jody?
- 20:02Speaker 1: Okay?
- 20:03Speaker 2: Episode eight is called The Break in the original airdate
- 20:07Speaker 2: November ninth, nineteen eighty five, directed by Paul Bogart, written
- 20:12Speaker 2: by Susan Harris and Winifred Hennervey, Now there's fun trivia
- 20:17Speaker 2: for this episode, ladies, this is the episode there was
- 20:23Speaker 2: a never aired scene. This is where we get from
- 20:27Speaker 2: the intro Blanch drawing her arm into her sleep. They
- 20:31Speaker 2: just never used it for this episode. And that's why
- 20:33Speaker 2: it's in the intro. But you've never seen it in
- 20:36Speaker 2: an episode, you know what I'm talking about, where she
- 20:39Speaker 2: draws her arm in like, yeah, ah, you see it
- 20:43Speaker 2: every episode and at the beginning and you go, what
- 20:45Speaker 2: is that from?
- 20:46Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 20:47Speaker 2: It should have been here. Now, ladies, what do we
- 20:50Speaker 2: think this episode's about.
- 20:52Speaker 3: Somebody breaking into their home?
- 20:54Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 20:55Speaker 2: Pretty easy to guess, right.
- 20:57Speaker 1: I don't see any of them breaking into somebody's home,
- 20:59Speaker 1: although she's either trying to get into somebody else's house.
- 21:03Speaker 3: I could see Sophia in Rose dressed up in black
- 21:07Speaker 3: with beanies on, trying to break into somebody's home to
- 21:12Speaker 3: get something back.
- 21:14Speaker 2: Yeah, I could see that. Now we need to pick
- 21:17Speaker 2: a villain for Kristen. We missed it last time for Aarin.
- 21:22Speaker 2: All right, for Aaron. Let's do it for Aaron, you guys.
- 21:24Speaker 1: This time, I'm thinking Blanche. I don't know why I
- 21:27Speaker 1: think she'd be.
- 21:28Speaker 3: Yeah, I would agree Blanche, all right, Blanche it is.
- 21:32Speaker 4: I'm writing down Blanche's villain, but you basically have already
- 21:36Speaker 4: helped me, so thank you.
- 21:38Speaker 3: I just didn't know what was going on, right, Welcome,
- 21:41Speaker 3: It looks stretched.
- 21:43Speaker 4: Oh is writing down Blanche.
- 21:45Speaker 1: Was the villain because I'm like, it's her house.
- 21:49Speaker 2: It is, so I wouldn't think she would be a
- 21:52Speaker 2: villain if.
- 21:53Speaker 1: There was a break in.
- 21:54Speaker 4: But do you want to change your mind?
- 21:57Speaker 2: No, No, I'm going to leave it.
- 22:00Speaker 3: I think somebody breaks in to the house because of
- 22:04Speaker 3: something that plant did, okay, or left out or left
- 22:08Speaker 3: open or whatnot.
- 22:10Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna keep second guessing it, so yeah,
- 22:14Speaker 1: let's stay with it.
- 22:15Speaker 3: And by the way, that's so cute, right mm hmm? Yes?
- 22:20Speaker 3: Is it?
- 22:20Speaker 4: What are we looking at?
- 22:21Speaker 1: Why?
- 22:22Speaker 2: I was a little controller my Apple TV.
- 22:25Speaker 3: My Apple TV.
- 22:26Speaker 2: It's you press the buttons.
- 22:30Speaker 3: Sorry, you can cut that out. I just I got
- 22:33Speaker 3: excited about it.
- 22:34Speaker 4: Does it work or it's just a silicone case.
- 22:36Speaker 3: It's just a silicone case on top of my remote.
- 22:39Speaker 3: Oh gotcha, I derailed that.
- 22:41Speaker 1: Here we go.
- 22:42Speaker 2: We're going away to watch the episode and you should
- 22:45Speaker 2: watch it too, and then we'll come back and we'll
- 22:48Speaker 2: do a quiz. Just for you.
- 22:50Speaker 5: Okaybye, I want to know, I really want to know
- 22:55Speaker 5: when Dorothy is just gonna lose her shit and smack
- 23:01Speaker 5: Rose in the face.
- 23:02Speaker 2: Didn't she stop on her foot in another episode?
- 23:05Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was episode two.
- 23:07Speaker 2: Yeah, she tries to hold it together.
- 23:11Speaker 3: She's got some patience that one. What's that like?
- 23:14Speaker 4: I just want to say, I'm just gonna get the
- 23:17Speaker 4: villain thing out of the way before we do the
- 23:18Speaker 4: quiz and the episode shut down. You really make it
- 23:22Speaker 4: easier for me every week, because this time Blanche was
- 23:26Speaker 4: so's elfish that Rose was having all this like trauma.
- 23:30Speaker 4: She was trying to unpack, feeling unsafe and alone, and
- 23:34Speaker 4: she's just running around talking about her jewelry and and and.
- 23:39Speaker 1: It's very superficial. Yeah.
- 23:41Speaker 3: Yeah, even at the end, right when she finds her jewelry.
- 23:47Speaker 4: She still has to get a dig in on Dorothy, Crystal,
- 23:52Speaker 4: her minx hideous, and that they don't make them anymore anyway.
- 23:56Speaker 3: So what did you?
- 23:57Speaker 4: What did you guys?
- 23:58Speaker 3: I liked it.
- 24:00Speaker 1: It was good.
- 24:01Speaker 2: They dealt with something a little harsher definitely compared to
- 24:04Speaker 2: the last episode yelling, and.
- 24:06Speaker 3: You got to see kind of the you know, different
- 24:10Speaker 3: extremes of how far they wanted to take punishing the
- 24:15Speaker 3: robbers from each one of the gals, so that that
- 24:20Speaker 3: that was interesting.
- 24:21Speaker 1: Well, and you also see their fear. You know, they're
- 24:23Speaker 1: single women of a certain age, and they can be
- 24:28Speaker 1: prone more to violence and things like that because they're
- 24:31Speaker 1: not in their minds, we don't have a man to
- 24:33Speaker 1: defend this, which obviously this day and age, we know
- 24:36Speaker 1: that's not necessary either. But they lived in that time
- 24:39Speaker 1: and grew up in a time where they weren't promoted
- 24:44Speaker 1: as being women, weren't promoted as being strong and able
- 24:47Speaker 1: to defend for ourselves. So it was kind of nice
- 24:49Speaker 1: when Rose had the revelation that I can defend myself.
- 24:53Speaker 1: I can do this. I thought that was really empowered.
- 24:56Speaker 4: At Yeah, I like that she has that journey in
- 25:02Speaker 4: this episode because in real life, Betty was such a
- 25:05Speaker 4: trailblazer in you know, segregation and stuff like she famously
- 25:10Speaker 4: I tell this story all the time, so I apologize
- 25:12Speaker 4: listeners and also you three, but mostly listeners. And she
- 25:16Speaker 4: had a black tap dancer on her show when she
- 25:20Speaker 4: did cable television back in the day, and the network
- 25:24Speaker 4: was like, hey, you got to get rid of this dude,
- 25:26Speaker 4: we're not ready to have you know, black people on TV.
- 25:29Speaker 4: And she was like fuck, you know, and just refused
- 25:33Speaker 4: and they were like, oh, okay, yeah, you're right, that's right.
- 25:37Speaker 4: And so she's always been an advocate for you know,
- 25:40Speaker 4: the little guy or the person that's you know, being
- 25:44Speaker 4: discriminated against, and so it was weird to see her
- 25:47Speaker 4: be the one playing this role. So I do like
- 25:50Speaker 4: that she, you know, by the end, is more comfortable.
- 25:55Speaker 3: Yeah, and not having a panic attack every single time
- 25:59Speaker 3: she hears an way.
- 26:01Speaker 1: Yeah, we're sleeping all day, coffee all night.
- 26:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 26:07Speaker 2: She definitely was going through some trauma.
- 26:11Speaker 4: The more into these quizzes I get, you guys may
- 26:13Speaker 4: start to go through a little bit of trauma because
- 26:15Speaker 4: I'm getting like pretty creative. And also this one technically
- 26:19Speaker 4: has thirteen questions, but three of them are bonus points
- 26:24Speaker 4: because sometimes, depending on attention span or whatever, some of
- 26:29Speaker 4: sometimes someone will have a huge deficit. And I don't
- 26:32Speaker 4: want anyone to feel bad. This is just for fun.
- 26:34Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, So.
- 26:36Speaker 4: Let's you want to jump into the quiz, Let's do it. Yes,
- 26:40Speaker 4: this is like whose line is it? Anyway? The points
- 26:42Speaker 4: don't matter.
- 26:43Speaker 3: Let's get oh.
- 26:48Speaker 4: Rose, She had a real Rose there when that one.
- 26:53Speaker 3: Aren't we all right?
- 26:54Speaker 4: So I'm gonna put you first since points are so
- 26:57Speaker 4: important on my little grid. Here, all right, everybody, here,
- 27:00Speaker 4: we go, right off the top, super easy. Question whose
- 27:04Speaker 4: concert were the girls?
- 27:06Speaker 1: Kristen?
- 27:06Speaker 4: Sorry, Chris, I think Kristin was first, but I don't
- 27:10Speaker 4: know what your word was.
- 27:12Speaker 3: It was like.
- 27:15Speaker 1: I said one, and then Kristen because it was a question.
- 27:19Speaker 2: Kristen, I am one.
- 27:21Speaker 4: Christ technically made noise first though it wasn't your name,
- 27:25Speaker 4: but that's fine.
- 27:25Speaker 1: Yes, go ahead, this madonna that is right, and the
- 27:29Speaker 1: things on stage that you never even did with their husband.
- 27:34Speaker 3: Or, as Sophia called her, a slut.
- 27:37Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, hmm okay. Question two, what does Dorothy say
- 27:45Speaker 4: Rose should do if the burglars come back?
- 27:48Speaker 1: Kristen show them her pictures from Hawaii?
- 27:53Speaker 4: Ye she does completely missed, by the way, as an
- 27:57Speaker 4: eighties child, slide from an older person's vacation torture because
- 28:03Speaker 4: slide projectors, I thank god it around, yeah, I oh god.
- 28:11Speaker 4: That they would always get stuck, especially my grandparents because
- 28:15Speaker 4: theirs was older, and I would be like, for fox sake,
- 28:18Speaker 4: why can't you operate this? You've been around the entire
- 28:21Speaker 4: time that technologized. Yea, anyway, okay, what drugs does Dorothy
- 28:28Speaker 4: say they have at the house?
- 28:31Speaker 2: Cocaine?
- 28:33Speaker 4: No?
- 28:34Speaker 3: No, Jody, Mary relax and oh oh, I see what
- 28:43Speaker 3: you're asking.
- 28:44Speaker 4: Okay, anyone else like a pepsid thing, yes, something like that.
- 28:50Speaker 2: It was an estrogen, were saying what she was jokingly saying, glance.
- 28:56Speaker 4: It was maylox and estrogen. So no one gets on
- 29:00Speaker 4: that one. That's fine.
- 29:01Speaker 2: Where you get the point, right, and that what we
- 29:04Speaker 2: talked about that Aaron gets the point. Remember if she
- 29:07Speaker 2: stopped stop talking about Oh yeah, yes, Gina, good Jo,
- 29:13Speaker 2: good callback, thank you, all right, I only edit the episodes.
- 29:17Speaker 2: I only hear it.
- 29:18Speaker 4: Or how does Blanche say the robbers will pay for
- 29:23Speaker 4: their crimes?
- 29:25Speaker 3: Jody?
- 29:27Speaker 4: Jody, well.
- 29:30Speaker 3: It, Oh crap? Where did where did I write it down?
- 29:33Speaker 3: On my is a whipping and a hanging, A hanging
- 29:36Speaker 3: and a whipping judges.
- 29:38Speaker 4: Okay, so I don't know why you wrote that down.
- 29:41Speaker 4: That's not the actual quote. But yes, it was a
- 29:44Speaker 4: good old hanging, was the answer.
- 29:46Speaker 3: But then she said whipping.
- 29:48Speaker 2: And then she was just trying to be cute how
- 29:50Speaker 2: she said, I was just.
- 29:53Speaker 3: Apologize. I will no longer insert any of my personality.
- 29:56Speaker 3: It's qualifying.
- 29:58Speaker 4: Well, you're just fucking app Question five, what comes first
- 30:02Speaker 4: before the hang in?
- 30:03Speaker 3: Kristen the Weason? Maybe the question should relate to your shows? Yeah, yeah,
- 30:12Speaker 3: that's what I'm thinking.
- 30:13Speaker 4: Well, spoiler alert, try not to fuck up chrise more do.
- 30:17Speaker 3: Okay, it's fine, Thanks Mom, Dorothy.
- 30:22Speaker 4: I gave you a point even though you said whipping
- 30:25Speaker 4: before you said hang in and should have missed that question. Okay,
- 30:28Speaker 4: I'm giving you the point, but I'm giving Kristin the
- 30:30Speaker 4: second part point.
- 30:32Speaker 1: Mom.
- 30:33Speaker 3: You're welcome.
- 30:35Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
- 30:36Speaker 2: I have a point. Sure, gifty that point for being
- 30:40Speaker 2: cute and.
- 30:41Speaker 3: You get a point and you get a point and
- 30:43Speaker 3: you need it to point. Abby?
- 30:45Speaker 4: Do you want a point?
- 30:46Speaker 3: Abby gets got a point? Great?
- 30:49Speaker 4: All right, everyone has at least one point now, all right?
- 30:54Speaker 3: Question six? Question six?
- 30:56Speaker 2: Fuck?
- 30:58Speaker 4: How much was the basic alarm package?
- 31:01Speaker 2: Kristens one hundred dollars?
- 31:05Speaker 1: Yep, And that was some bullshit. Okay, I'm gonna go
- 31:09Speaker 1: off on a little rant here, Fermi who you should have.
- 31:13Speaker 3: Heard it we were record or when we were watching
- 31:15Speaker 3: the show.
- 31:15Speaker 1: When when people try to sell things people because they're
- 31:20Speaker 1: in fear and they use that to make money and
- 31:24Speaker 1: take advantage of somebody. That really bothers me, especially when
- 31:27Speaker 1: it's older people and they're scared and you're playing off
- 31:30Speaker 1: of that like that just infuriates me. So anyhow, agreed.
- 31:35Speaker 4: I think that might have been the point of that scene.
- 31:39Speaker 1: Yeah, and it brings awareness to.
- 31:41Speaker 2: It, and it worked on her. It was very effective.
- 31:44Speaker 4: Yeah, they were very groundbreaking at that kind of stuff.
- 31:47Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 31:48Speaker 4: Later, when we have the condoms Rose episode, you'll see them.
- 31:53Speaker 2: I think that's way later.
- 31:55Speaker 4: It's super later. Yeah, in the nineties. Question seven, what
- 32:00Speaker 4: type of large dog attacks Rose when she's a child?
- 32:03Speaker 3: Jos cocker spaniel. Yep, because it's big two or three
- 32:10Speaker 3: year old? Oh wait, should I not say that?
- 32:12Speaker 4: No, that's fine, that's fine. Camb down, Jesus Christ. Why
- 32:16Speaker 4: don't you put why don't you put some of your
- 32:18Speaker 4: big tit energy away? Okay, let's just we.
- 32:22Speaker 1: Had a cocker spaniel that used to bite the mailman.
- 32:26Speaker 2: Does the mailman mace it?
- 32:28Speaker 4: I like to bring things down a notch of joy. Yeah,
- 32:32Speaker 4: And if you're listening, Aaron, this is for you. My
- 32:36Speaker 4: friend's cocker spaniel was hit by a big rig on
- 32:39Speaker 4: Christmas morning when it accidentally got out the front door
- 32:42Speaker 4: of their house and the whole family watched it just
- 32:45Speaker 4: literally like get run over. But Sarah, why are you
- 32:49Speaker 4: telling me I didn't need to hear about that?
- 32:52Speaker 3: And why is that for Aaron?
- 32:54Speaker 1: Oh?
- 32:54Speaker 4: Because I always tell things about people dying and stuff
- 32:57Speaker 4: on A and E, and so I.
- 32:58Speaker 2: Think I'm quitting this.
- 33:03Speaker 1: Oh, next question.
- 33:04Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I'll bring it back up. Hold On, I'll
- 33:07Speaker 4: bring it back up.
- 33:07Speaker 2: I'm sad. Now.
- 33:09Speaker 4: A friend of mine from back in my film costuming days,
- 33:12Speaker 4: who was a PA adopted a dog with one eye.
- 33:15Speaker 4: Her name was Sam. The infection that made her lose
- 33:18Speaker 4: her eyes spread and so she lost the second.
- 33:20Speaker 2: Eye and not getting better.
- 33:22Speaker 4: Hold On, he took such good care of her, and
- 33:25Speaker 4: he started getting her haircuts because she had little bangs,
- 33:28Speaker 4: so it kind of blocked that she didn't have eyes
- 33:31Speaker 4: and she had just this cute, little sassy haircut. And
- 33:35Speaker 4: it was the sweetest story. She got so good at
- 33:39Speaker 4: like finding her way around the house and stuff by touch,
- 33:41Speaker 4: like she would literally kind of just like tap her
- 33:44Speaker 4: foot out. It was so sweet.
- 33:46Speaker 1: This is like Roses stories of the farm animals with
- 33:49Speaker 1: missing limbs. And shit, yeah, that wasn't much better.
- 33:54Speaker 4: It was a it was a fresher accident. Okay, anyway,
- 33:57Speaker 4: moving on fine question eight, What is in the bag
- 34:02Speaker 4: with the gun?
- 34:06Speaker 2: I don't know who it was?
- 34:07Speaker 1: Yarn.
- 34:09Speaker 3: I think Kristen was. I'm sorry it was.
- 34:15Speaker 4: Ye, it was Yarn.
- 34:16Speaker 2: Don't you just assume she wanted.
- 34:18Speaker 3: Nobody said me things. I was like, oh, most me,
- 34:21Speaker 3: because I.
- 34:22Speaker 4: Was trying to decide who was first. I was, so
- 34:27Speaker 4: I was just gonna sorry, you're not feeling well today? Yeah,
- 34:35Speaker 4: which is carried over from last week obviously absolute not
- 34:40Speaker 4: recorded on this COVID.
- 34:41Speaker 2: Booster really kicks your butt, Beau.
- 34:43Speaker 4: Yeah, I said, it was two skins, I said, And
- 34:47Speaker 4: then I said, and technically the gun thing, the unshot gun.
- 34:52Speaker 2: Thing was in there too, but said Skins. Skins, I
- 34:58Speaker 2: wasn't sure.
- 34:59Speaker 3: I wasn't sure either.
- 35:00Speaker 4: This next one is a fill in the blank. You've
- 35:03Speaker 4: got nothing to fear but fear itself. And of course.
- 35:07Speaker 2: Gina yes the boogeyman.
- 35:11Speaker 4: Yes, guys, because of Gina's free point. Abby, I'm sorry
- 35:16Speaker 4: you're in You and I are not winning. There's a
- 35:19Speaker 4: three way tie right now. You eat three points. Sexy
- 35:22Speaker 4: toy o, who is chasing Rose in the parking garage?
- 35:29Speaker 4: I think it was Jody.
- 35:31Speaker 3: I think a parking attendant.
- 35:34Speaker 4: Yes, all right, now we answer what I like to
- 35:37Speaker 4: call bonus time. They have to tell you the one
- 35:47Speaker 4: bonus question is two parts, so wait for the second part.
- 35:51Speaker 4: First question, why was the psychiatrist a lot like Obi
- 35:55Speaker 4: wan Kenobi?
- 35:58Speaker 2: Do you have to wait for the second part?
- 36:00Speaker 4: No, I said that, sorry, Question two? Question one is
- 36:04Speaker 4: just one part? So why was the psychiatrist a lot
- 36:08Speaker 4: like Obi wan Kenobi?
- 36:11Speaker 2: Jody?
- 36:13Speaker 3: Yes, he kept on asking how she was feeling.
- 36:16Speaker 2: I missed that.
- 36:18Speaker 3: Yeah, I must have missed it.
- 36:19Speaker 1: Then wait, who played him?
- 36:21Speaker 2: We didn't see him.
- 36:22Speaker 4: I didn't see him, but they talked about him.
- 36:25Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I guess you get that one, Aaron, because
- 36:30Speaker 2: Rose said he was her only hope. Ah, I see
- 36:35Speaker 2: what you did there.
- 36:37Speaker 4: You said something Star Wars earlier and I was like,
- 36:40Speaker 4: my socks, it might have been last week. I don't
- 36:43Speaker 4: know anyway. All right, So in a game of scrabble,
- 36:51Speaker 4: this is the two parter, what was the word Sophia played?
- 36:55Speaker 1: Jody?
- 36:56Speaker 3: Oh, I got to wait for you for the second part.
- 37:00Speaker 4: Well, no, I just want to know the word that's
- 37:03Speaker 4: part one.
- 37:04Speaker 1: We had you were going to read both parts.
- 37:06Speaker 4: Fine, fine, well so part one what was the word
- 37:13Speaker 4: Sophia played? And part two is use it in the sentence?
- 37:18Speaker 3: Jody? Yes, disdamn you're really bad at disdamn game.
- 37:25Speaker 2: Yes, you're no good I think she should.
- 37:28Speaker 4: Well, yeah, it's it's you're no good at disdamn game.
- 37:32Speaker 2: No good, disdamn game.
- 37:37Speaker 3: Dorothy was?
- 37:40Speaker 1: And what was with her clothes? They stole all her clothes.
- 37:44Speaker 2: She liked them.
- 37:46Speaker 4: Last question, why did Rose have to go to the
- 37:48Speaker 4: dentist in the first place?
- 37:49Speaker 1: Kristen, Yes, because she lost her crown and nectaram.
- 37:54Speaker 2: Yes, it's a hard ass nec dream right.
- 37:57Speaker 4: That's that was a last minute tack on. There were
- 38:00Speaker 4: just two bonus questions. Oh sure, the squatty fucking clay
- 38:03Speaker 4: looking birds outside my window right now, by the way.
- 38:05Speaker 4: I guess, hi h I love and that he or that.
- 38:14Speaker 3: Nectarines are so soft?
- 38:17Speaker 2: Yeah, like you can't get a firm one.
- 38:20Speaker 1: If you get a firm one and try to bite it,
- 38:22Speaker 1: it can't. I could see that cracking.
- 38:24Speaker 4: Or yes, was it like a front crack?
- 38:26Speaker 3: What was she doing in the back?
- 38:28Speaker 4: Like I guess, I don't know anyway, it struck me
- 38:31Speaker 4: as odd, and so then I went back into my
- 38:33Speaker 4: laptop last.
- 38:34Speaker 2: Night and I was like, she couldn't just say I
- 38:35Speaker 2: had to go to the dennist. She had to give
- 38:36Speaker 2: us a whole reason.
- 38:38Speaker 3: Or was it a ceramic nectarine that was in the
- 38:41Speaker 3: table or in the bowlet fruit?
- 38:45Speaker 4: I mean, she's not smart sometimes. But anyway, okay, well
- 38:49Speaker 4: Jody kicked your asses.
- 38:51Speaker 3: It's good job, eh, yay me.
- 38:56Speaker 1: As a prize, you get to play again next week.
- 39:00Speaker 4: Congress, all right, congrats.
- 39:04Speaker 2: And as as less losing, we get to play against
- 39:09Speaker 2: try and get everybody wins.
- 39:12Speaker 4: How very dare you? It's a delight to play my quizzes,
- 39:16Speaker 4: it is.
- 39:17Speaker 1: I do enjoy them, God damn delight.
- 39:20Speaker 4: Actually people really do like them. I will say. The
- 39:22Speaker 4: feedback that I've gotten on the show is like I
- 39:25Speaker 4: love the quiz and I'm like, you're welcome here. I am.
- 39:30Speaker 1: This is me.
- 39:31Speaker 2: So this episode, as we said, is they went to
- 39:34Speaker 2: a Madonna concert and come home and the house had
- 39:37Speaker 2: been burgled.
- 39:38Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't have to say for a house that's
- 39:40Speaker 1: been burglarized, it wasn't very messy, I think, And that
- 39:46Speaker 1: was it, Like it was very I'd be like, oh,
- 39:48Speaker 1: thank god, I didn't mess everything up. What they did.
- 39:50Speaker 2: A couple of cushions were off the sofa.
- 39:53Speaker 3: The pictures were a little excued.
- 39:55Speaker 4: The set dressers literally just like tipped that one chair. Yeah,
- 39:59Speaker 4: like the back of it faces the door. They just
- 40:02Speaker 4: were like, whoop, sick. One of the pain the painting
- 40:05Speaker 4: that I asked you guys about last week, the vase
- 40:08Speaker 4: painting was askew.
- 40:11Speaker 2: They didn't want to make it too.
- 40:12Speaker 4: Because when robbers steal shit, they're always like, oh, and also,
- 40:16Speaker 4: I'm gonna move this hand.
- 40:17Speaker 2: He's gonna make sure there's not a wall safe behind it.
- 40:20Speaker 1: Right, I'll check.
- 40:22Speaker 4: It's an exterior wall, so there's probably not a safe
- 40:25Speaker 4: behind it.
- 40:26Speaker 2: No it is, you know, you never know.
- 40:30Speaker 1: I mean, they're not the smartest robbers. They stole a
- 40:33Speaker 1: mink stole that was not in fashion, right because they
- 40:36Speaker 1: don't make those anymore.
- 40:37Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and they got in through the back
- 40:39Speaker 2: sliding glass door, which I'm still unclear of. She said
- 40:42Speaker 2: it was a bad lock, so I don't know if
- 40:44Speaker 2: it was faulty or someone just.
- 40:45Speaker 3: Forgot to lock it.
- 40:46Speaker 2: I think it was faulty, and that goes to the Lanai.
- 40:49Speaker 4: Yeah, if you have a butter knife, you pretty much
- 40:52Speaker 4: could pry open a screen door, sliding door, or the
- 40:56Speaker 4: sliding door in the eighties, Yeah.
- 40:58Speaker 1: It just pops open unless that got actual lock on there.
- 41:01Speaker 1: Those things were really yeah, we get open.
- 41:03Speaker 2: That's why people would put like a yardstick and wedget closed.
- 41:06Speaker 1: We had a PVC pipe and yep, dal rod.
- 41:12Speaker 3: I took a handle off of a plunger.
- 41:15Speaker 1: School got to have like fancy window locks and stuff.
- 41:21Speaker 3: I sell those.
- 41:22Speaker 4: I still do that, Like if I go to bed
- 41:24Speaker 4: at night and don't break into my house. If I
- 41:27Speaker 4: go to bed at night and it's warm and I
- 41:29Speaker 4: want to cool off the living room area so that
- 41:33Speaker 4: it's not miserable the next day, I brace my broom
- 41:36Speaker 4: handle up against the wall, and I leave the door
- 41:40Speaker 4: open just a tiny crack so that that the breeze
- 41:44Speaker 4: can come in from outside. But I have it braced
- 41:46Speaker 4: in a way where you can't pull the door closed
- 41:48Speaker 4: to let the room fall or push the door in.
- 41:51Speaker 2: I'd be too freak.
- 41:53Speaker 4: Well, if you're going to climb up to a second story.
- 41:57Speaker 6: The front I thought it was the front door, Oh yeah, okay,
- 42:04Speaker 6: oh yeah, I was like, no, that's my patio door.
- 42:08Speaker 4: If that's a balcony, yeah, I just like but.
- 42:10Speaker 1: Even that, I wouldn't because I'm too I mean, if
- 42:13Speaker 1: they're going to take the effort to climb or crawl
- 42:16Speaker 1: up there, they're getting it anyway I lived.
- 42:18Speaker 4: I've lived a good life. And and if they're going
- 42:21Speaker 4: to scale the wall and then scale the wall of
- 42:25Speaker 4: the patio, fine.
- 42:27Speaker 3: You can have my ship. I don't care.
- 42:29Speaker 4: I was gonna down there here. Spider Man, Spider Man
- 42:33Speaker 4: shows up at my house, that's your question.
- 42:36Speaker 2: If it's spider Man, Okay, just witter Spider Man, Spider Man.
- 42:41Speaker 4: I mean Toby maguire. Question Toby maguire. I push him
- 42:45Speaker 4: back off the balcony. He gets honorable mention in the
- 42:54Speaker 4: Freddie Prince Junior Why category. Yeah, don't really have feelings
- 42:59Speaker 4: one way or another for Toby McGuire. He just excited either,
- 43:02Speaker 4: and that's fine.
- 43:03Speaker 3: He just exists.
- 43:05Speaker 4: I'd say I prefer Freddy Prince Junior to Toby maguire
- 43:08Speaker 4: if I'm just being honest, which is like really saying something,
- 43:12Speaker 4: because that is the man that puts less effort in
- 43:15Speaker 4: his cameos than even I do.
- 43:17Speaker 3: So yeah, I was pretty disappointed. In that because I
- 43:22Speaker 3: wrote out like you were his biggest fan or he
- 43:26Speaker 3: was your biggest fan. Sorry, like how you had posters
- 43:29Speaker 3: on your wall as a kid and all you wanted
- 43:32Speaker 3: to do was walk down the stairs like and like
- 43:35Speaker 3: she's all that, Like she gave.
- 43:38Speaker 1: Him all this and he didn't use any I just
- 43:41Speaker 1: want to say, and I really want to clean his
- 43:44Speaker 1: little windows.
- 43:45Speaker 4: Something that guy. I like to imagine that if Sarah
- 43:49Speaker 4: Michelle Gallier saw where he filmed the cameo, she'd hit him.
- 43:52Speaker 4: I think like they think our house is dirty now, dickhead,
- 43:56Speaker 4: like good fucking job. And all I want to say.
- 43:59Speaker 3: Is told you so, told you so?
- 44:02Speaker 4: Told you told you told you so? No, not really,
- 44:04Speaker 4: I have no beef with the man. I just don't
- 44:06Speaker 4: think he's impressive.
- 44:07Speaker 2: Is she on cameo?
- 44:09Speaker 1: Maybe we can request one I would get from her
- 44:13Speaker 1: and a heartbeat. I love Buffy so much.
- 44:16Speaker 4: Maybe we could get one from her or on the lanie.
- 44:20Speaker 4: Maybe we could send one and say, like, hey, could
- 44:22Speaker 4: you apologize to our Dorothy on this show because your
- 44:26Speaker 4: husband recorded a video with dirty Lee that was really
- 44:29Speaker 4: half asked that we paid money for and so here's
- 44:33Speaker 4: some money to talk on your husband.
- 44:35Speaker 3: I would.
- 44:36Speaker 4: I would work at Michael's again to make that happen. Okay,
- 44:41Speaker 4: I would work at Bath and Bodyworks again.
- 44:44Speaker 3: Oh no, Okay, she is serious.
- 44:47Speaker 2: She is intense today. Yes, she means it today.
- 44:55Speaker 1: It's I gotta go. All right, Well, this has been
- 45:01Speaker 1: so much fun.
- 45:02Speaker 3: Hey, Kristin, you want to let them know how they
- 45:04Speaker 3: can reach us if they want to reach out.
- 45:06Speaker 1: Absolutely, you can reach us on all socials at at
- 45:10Speaker 1: on the Lenite pod or give us an email at
- 45:13Speaker 1: onmalniepod at gmail dot com. We can't wait to hear
- 45:16Speaker 1: from you.
- 45:17Speaker 2: Dan, you've gotten emmy.
- 45:22Speaker 1: Where's my cheesecake?
- 45:23Speaker 3: Abby? Do we have any strawberries for our cheesecake?
- 45:26Speaker 1: No?
- 45:27Speaker 4: Mine, don't do that. Strawberries are not for dogs. I
- 45:30Speaker 4: can't do yet. B newberries with cream. I am a
- 45:36Speaker 4: half a pop cup and you're a freezer you could have.
- 45:39Speaker 3: Okay, thank you?
- 45:41Speaker 4: We should pray throw that away by the way. Cool
- 45:43Speaker 4: great episode.