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S5: Ep. 4 Unfinished Business with Bonnie Bishhh · Mind Triggers Podcast

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accountable. Nothing to do with them.
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You are now listening to the Mind Triggers podcast.
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Hey guys, it's juicy. There's Jay always in the
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background. Andy Luke now today I guess, is
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an author, a publisher of the short Sexual Stories chronicle
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#1 of Bonnie Chronicles. Link in the bio for the Apple
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Bookstore, which is also available Amazon.
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Yes, I guess. Bonnie Bish.
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OK, what's up? What's up?
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What's up? Thank you for coming.
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Thank you for having me. Somebody where you from?
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I'm from Orange and Newark from both.
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Both of them. Both of them, my mother, my
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mother moved around a lot. What part of arms and what part
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of? Newark One O 8 projects in here
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and N Newark 7th Ave. OK.
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Is that considered a number? Blocking though.
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I mean technically like. There's.
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A number, I mean. Right.
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Damn, a number blocking. Low key.
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Oh don't be a shame, we have our own special number block person
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here too. Period.
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Don't, don't. Be quiet over there.
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What are you at? Juicy?
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Give us the quote. I know it was juicy.
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It had to be. Wise person once said number
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blocks that the best box. I stand by that pool.
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I might have to write a poem on that.
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Yeah, I agree. That was kind of dumb.
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For real. No, we.
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Were all on your Instagram. Nice family person.
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How many kids you have 'cause you don't look like you have any
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kids at all? Right.
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I have 3 three beautiful, talented kids.
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My oldest is 15, my middle baby is going to be 10 in June and my
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son is 6. So milfie out here.
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I heard they changed the ages for Cougars so we need to.
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Right, I saw that post. Did you see that?
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I need to address some stuff. Secondly, I'm a cougar.
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I don't think so. Talking about the cougar age has
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changed like I'm a cougar already.
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Wait, what's the What's the new age?
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Like 30 to 35. Yeah, what's pretty young?
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30 to 37 they are. Fucking young right now we're.
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Going to get to that because I need to know some details.
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So tell us about your books. Oh, so I created a short series,
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Sexual stories, some experiments, some, I mean
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experience. Oh, I say experiments.
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Hold on some experiments, hold on someone's experiments.
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But just a a short series on nasty stuff.
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OK, I love nasty. Stuff I'm working on a current a
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new one, but this one is more like a a Life OK story of mine
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and some other folks. OK, so.
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What you're saying? Aquarius the best of the best.
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What is that? I'm I'm borderline.
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I actually I kind of start off Aquarius season.
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I'm in January. OK, what should I sign Juicy?
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Pisces. OK, You was almost a Pisces.
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So I was almost a capital, but should have been.
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A Pisces, Are you into the Zodiac sign?
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I am I love I love the Zodiac signs.
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I feel like the energy I believe in energy and spirits and like I
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can read people fast and I'm no I'm normally guessing because
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zodiacs but I ain't feel like it today.
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No, no, we didn't do it today. Take take a sip first and then
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go around. Immediately after, she said she
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didn't feel like. You are proud of shit, Pisces.
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She asked me what do you mean so.
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Luke, what do you think? Luke is mad chill so far OK?
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I feel like he kind of got a warm up to the atmosphere or he
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had a long day. If she get it right, you got to
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take a shot, Luke. Damn, I want to get it right so
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bad now. Are you a Leo?
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Damn it. Damn.
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Fuck me, damn. Fire sign though.
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You a fire sign 1. More guess fire sign OK come
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got. 2 I don't know what those are Scorpio.
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I don't know what the fuck for you.
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I think I'm the air. I don't know what are you.
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Sagittarius. I can see that now that you said
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it, you're mad too. Now tell us a little bit about
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Sagis. Wow.
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Oh, they are. They're lovers.
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They're lover people. Look, they're lovers.
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Third time I heard that they're very like family oriented, just
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like a wholesome they not on the list of ain't shit *** I guess
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I'll say that, but it's. Very respectable, yes, Yeah.
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I agree. Maybe after a few drinks, I
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don't know. Wait.
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What are you drinking, Luke first.
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Seraca Hennessy. Not together, too much separate.
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Drinks serratus surrogacy? Isn't that technically still
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together? It's in two.
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Different cups, you might as well mix it in.
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Two different cups? Wait, you drinking all the two
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different cups at one time? Yeah.
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Is that still technically like mixing?
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Yes, yeah, it's all going down there all right, he.
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Peed his mouth. What did you?
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Say wait. What?
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No, Diddy. No Diddy who peed.
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In his. Mouth.
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I'll pee. Not the drip, drip, drip.
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That's right, zoom into his eyeball, too.
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You want kids to camera? What's this on?
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Again. Sad, sad.
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Yeah, he act like a sad right now.
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Yeah, what do you think? What?
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Do you think I. Am are you a Cancer?
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Oh thank you. God, I want to go to the wars.
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The end. Are you a Virgo?
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Damn. What could you tell, you tell.
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You talk a lot I. Really don't social ass.
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You were talking to. You mean yeah, she oh, wait.
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Talk a lot. Podcast me and Frenemy is
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completely different. Yeah.
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Yeah, completely. OK, yeah, you're more abusive.
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As a friend, damn it. What?
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Yeah, in what ways? I can I quiz?
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I just like to make sure the shit is right, going smooth.
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And that's it. Not physically abusive like
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demanding. Demanding.
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Oh yeah, they it's their money and they need it now.
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You Virgos are very much like, right?
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When it comes to all of this. Yeah.
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Oh no. I just need to make sure that
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everything is going well. Thank you.
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I got you. They tried to set me up.
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Y'all giving me the big red cup, The small red cup.
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I want to sit here and cross my hands like I'm a good girl.
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Ain't no good girls here. All right, fuck it.
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I don't know somebody. I don't spot that juicy.
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Let me see your. Nails I needed to hear.
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Juicy nails is lit y'all look at this.
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I wish I was girly. You look girly.
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You're not girly. I did this today.
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No Lord I'm halfway girl like I'm girly up here but at the
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bottom I don't really care. Like I like my hair and stuff
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done, but that's it. And I like to look like, I like
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sometimes my little titties to be up here, but down here I'd be
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wanting to wear sweats all day. I wear sneakers all the time.
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Mitch, Matt, I, I'm I beg the difference.
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Because Instagram. Yeah, Instagram.
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You look very girly. They said Mitch Matt Sacks pack
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of Coochie. Is that true?
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Wait and number blocks. Damn double weight they want.
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To wait, girls. What?
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Oh hey, where y'all at? How was your first time on stage
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reading your first poem? I was well, my first first time
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on stage, I was in 3rd grade. So it was great because my
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teachers like convinced me that I could do this bomb ass job.
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I did still I rise by Maya Angelou, which is she set the
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tone for me. So since then I've never
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stopped. So I'm so thankful for that.
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But my first time as an adult on stage, reading my own poetry.
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Oh I let my friend convince me to go to this good poetry spot
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in Atlanta and when I got there it was a big guy.
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Like it was so many people that y'all I was scared as fuck.
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I was like alright let me just get a drink.
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I had like 3 or 4 hennessies by the time I got to the fucking
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stage. I was drunk and my poem was
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about about domestic violence and I was up there smiling
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watery eyed at the same time because I was fucking drunk.
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So what? Kind of drunk, are you?
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When I was a drunk fun, I just like to dance and sometimes
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dancing. Getting a little crazy, might
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have a little quickie in the bathroom.
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Bye. Hold on now.
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We're. Going to just.
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Swap past that, whatever it was, it was good when I was doing it.
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Yeah, I'll remember that. There's a white term for it.
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I can't think of as a white term.
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Yeah, like. Horizontal limbo.
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White term, she said. Wait.
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Hold on the same way. That's why.
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You got to add that. To be a special a special.
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Host. I might have to put me in coach.
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Right. She took the words out of my
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mouth. Took the words out of your
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mouth. But yeah, I'm pissing them.
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I was fine, very fun. Are you pissing with?
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Well, it's a lot of pissing talk.
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What was that you? Said she could put something in
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both of them. Drink some water, guys.
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Cleanse yourself. Yeah.
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Cleanse yourself embarrassing us like this.
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Yeah, start the honey Jack. We just started.
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We gonna blame? It on that I thought you were
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drinking wine. I'm drinking both.
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All right, you had the splash of honey, Jack, or you had the
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splash of wine. Splash of wine.
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That's too hot for me. What are the stages of stages of
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love? How many stages are there A.
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Lot, I feel like there's a lot. There's never like it's going to
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always be different because why is there a limit?
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Why is there a cap? Why does it have to stop at
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anything? The first stage, I guess the
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beginning you meet, you probably get some good sex and then you
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automatically like, oh, I love this person.
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A lot of times if you have the mindset of you actually want to
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be with somebody, I guess if you're in the mindset of falling
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to love, you're going to you know, Oh my God, I like them so
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much, right? And then because you didn't
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really take the time to get to know them, shit going to start
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fucking up. So you going to be like, I don't
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know, it's a little red flaggy, but if I squint real hard, it
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probably look pink. I don't know.
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So you going to go for it, but if it ain't going the way you
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need to go, you're either going to go left or you're going to go
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right. And then once that branch off,
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if it's all good, you could get more good stages.
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You can get to the point of I guess having a baby together,
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getting married, all that moving together, like if that's
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considered the good part. And then if it's going bad you
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it could get bad from bad to worse.
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So I think it's a lot of stages and it just depends on your
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situation all. Right.
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Yeah, answer that. It was all right.
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I did all right. Yeah.
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This thing called love. Juicy.
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Are you in love? No, OK.
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Next time she told me my my fucking ball terms she had
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Pisces y'all. Got no heart?
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Yes they do. I definitely do.
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I don't know why he think I don't.
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I do. They got hurt.
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I just don't show it. You got hurt.
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It's buried. She got hurt.
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You got ice box where your heart used to.
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Be right. You got to dig for it.
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You got to work for it. That right, But when they get to
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it, it's worth it. Right.
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Period. Which one are you so.
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Which one am I? What the top or bottom?
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Oh, which was my? OK, yeah, you have to be a host,
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a special host. I was so like wait, which one am
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I? What?
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Sun dress or leggings? Which one you you prefer or look
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better in? Sometimes I feel like my ass
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look a little long. I want to do some squats but I
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got bad knees so long. Just sometimes it depends if you
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stand like a certain way and kind of like what to do a little
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bit to do a little bit sun dress because the it'd be getting
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crazy in the sun dress the season it's coming, right.
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I was about to say that it's it's here.
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Juicy. Which one you prefer but some
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days which one? Sun dress?
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Easy access. Oh jeez.
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Because. Which one you like?
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Your woman in sun dress or lightnings?
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Damn. That's good.
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Question. Depends on, depends on the day.
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Or on the day. Yeah, OK.
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We'll go sun dress though. Yeah, what about you, I?
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Think sun dress too. Sun dress?
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Yeah, 'cause I think leggings, you could be all hot and shit.
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Coochie be musty, Chuck. Oh, shut.
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Up you don't got no wax. You can hang it up, baby.
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Shipping a powder down there as. Well baby powder is crazy powder
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coming through how to come and don't have on black leggings and
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put on baby collars Now you ashy in the thighs please but sun
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dress. In between the.
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Thighs. Shut up, we come to a time where
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we have our description. Shut the knife.
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Juicy. Can you put description to all
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people that can and can't see? All right, so the people that
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can and cannot see Bonnie is light skinned, very nice.
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Bill does not look like she had three babies at all.
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The smile is beautiful, I would say nice full lips, beautiful
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hairs like thicks, very pretty, very.
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Thick. The curls are curling.
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Thank you. Yes, she thick too, in my
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opinion. I like it.
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I think I'm a little. All right, I'll hit it.
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Which angle I should look at? I heard it here.
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Her maybe. How tall are you?
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Like 5 feet, 5 seven. You're 5 seven.
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You don't look 5. Maybe we can get that close.
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I can't get close enough close to that one.
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I don't know why I'm 57. I'm not even tall at all.
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Yeah, I'm 57, so I don't know why you looked.
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Shorter I feel short but OK. And yeah, that's my input for
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the description. Well, thank you, Sir.
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That was all. Right.
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All I heard was I hit it. I ain't get none of the shit.
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She didn't took me over there already.
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My job is done. Back to you guys in the studio.
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Right. Yeah.
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Hi, do you like women? I love women.
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Are you aggressive? Type Bay, if you listen, I love
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you more. What knows he's going to, I
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promise he's going to find it. I love women.
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I love all kind of women. Like I'm in the fucking candy
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store like. Chocolate.
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Chocolate complexion. Any color with well, I ain't
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going to say any color because white is not really damn.
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No pink toes. I used to have a good time, I
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was in Boston, but it just wasn't really.
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I don't want to say that because I don't want to sound racist.
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They have pretty vaginas though. White women, No.
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I got to talk to you. You.
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Don't think. So it's cute.
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I like them. It's like a glazed honey bun.
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With the white icing? Yeah, with the white ice.
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If it's the cream pie, yes. Black women.
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Oh, I love y'all. I love a chocolate.
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I love a chocolate woman. I ain't even going to hold you
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Love a chocolate woman, Red. Headphones.
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You see how you doing? Let me sip something, Sorry.
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The aggressive. Type I'm both they call it a
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femme aggress. That's a.
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Proper term. I'm both.
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It depends on I've had studs and I was very feminine for them,
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but I feel better when I'm the aggressive, yeah.
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But you still present as fem. Yeah, I'm going to be mad pretty
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and girly with it, and then it's like something else just takes
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over. So you push up on them.
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Yeah, yeah, I've had women push up on me, but I'm like, women
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are like a weakness for me. For real.
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For real. So how would you push up on
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juice if you've seen juicy out somewhere in a poetry setting?
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I'm just. In a poetry.
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In a poetry setting, it's crazy. Let me go.
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I got something for. Her I got something for her in.
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Her sun dress. Yeah, we're gonna get to that.
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I got. A special spot for that.
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But for real. For real, like I'm.
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Hold on, Lucas set the set the tone right now at the social
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knowledge at the social knowledge in Norton.
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They having a food truck thing? What?
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A food truck festival. Yeah, every every other weekend.
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So you've seen her there, OK. You just dressed on with Doctor
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Umar. Definitely sun dress on just
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giggling and laughing like how she is now.
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Bye. Looking all googly, odd and
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nervous. Not googly odd.
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Not nervous. I don't think she's nervous.
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You. Work over the manhole color with
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the steam coming up like Marilyn Monroe.
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Go to hell, what would? You say I'm probably gone.
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Tell her that I've seen what's under there already.
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So. And I'm gonna say you want to
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touch it. And I'm gonna be like, is that
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your permit? Are you giving me permission?
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I have to ask because don't. You need consent.
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I need consent cuz girls are you trying to while out sometimes
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like it's. A movie I was watching.
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It's like, do I have your consent to kiss you?
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Wait, that sound familiar? It was. 3 little boys I know
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you're talking about boys you know watch the episode that The
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good boys yeah watch the movie called the good boys it's a
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comedy I. Don't think it's good.
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Boys, but the kids, the kids not.
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Good boys. Yeah, with it was 1 fat black
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kid and you can just watch that. Movie.
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So have permission, yes, you have to get consent, always get
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consent. But no, I would definitely just
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I would talk to her first and compliment her like I'm trying
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to be her friend. And then I'm like and then I'm
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like. Oh, like a *** Yeah, absolutely
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*** *** you have the time. Meanwhile phone and watch a
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couple time it is right now and you know just make it your hair
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so pretty girl. Oh my God, you like girls?
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Like the bad for this she going to get nervous she going she
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like. It depends on if I've been
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drinking or not honestly. True, if she's sober she going
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to come with a. Bag if she's sober, I'm going to
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ask her do she want to go get a drink that's.
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The same thing she going to make it's like.
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Santa froze like a deer. And a half like it's not true.
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No, I would really just I really like start off with the whole
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friendship vibe because girls always think you want to fight.
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I don't know you. Said you're very pretty, one of
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our lives. Members, thank you.
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Thank you, Queen. Oh, that's what you're doing.
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You Beautiful Nubian Princess pictures.
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What's? Your Honda scenes right here.
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OK, This is live until a certain time and then we get spicy.
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Then it's gonna come off OK. I'm sure.
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First episode I guess. I didn't know what he was doing.
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The phone, he don't never hold the phone.
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That's what he. Did it the last one when we did.
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She was probably I'm just saying I.
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Don't remember that she. Didn't see.
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Damn is. This phrase, this phrase true
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mommy first free coat immediately after is that.
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True what? As soon as I feed the kids, I'm.
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Hey, they just ate. Are they eating right now?
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Are you still eating? All right, hurry.
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Can you hurry up? Like I'm.
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I'm in the mill. I'm ready to get ate.
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Like you could keep eating. Let me just do no hold on, I'm
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hold on. Damn dinner kids if y'all.
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Everybody out that's listening to this, we're going to applaud
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you real quick. Hold on, one more.
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How many different sides are there to you?
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Sides, you know, us Aquarius people are very inconsistent and
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I think that that tells a lot about me because I can be.
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I'm all I'm all over the place. I ain't even going to lie.
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It's a lot of size to me. I'm good.
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I'm most of the time happy bubbly, like I'm always, you
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know, trying to be positive, but sometimes like my days are
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longer than my nights and I'm not to be fucked with hangry
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anything. I'm just I don't want to be
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bothered. I was like, God, is it something
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wrong with me? Because I'm ready to snap, you
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know, like, but I have a lot of sides.
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OK, now. What was that?
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Can you be friends with somebody that does not like your friends?
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I can't be friends with them, but I can speak.
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I'm very respectable. I'm I'm the friend that I feel
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like sometimes some shit don't got nothing to do with me.
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And if my friends are wrong, I'm telling my friends they're
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wrong, but I'm not picking sides in a place of I can't hang with
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you because they don't want me to.
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I'm a grown ass. So I mean, I don't give a fuck
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with you. I was beating about if Shane do
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shit to me or if Shane feel, you know, do something to some of my
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friends that I feel like it's worth you either beating the ass
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then it doesn't bother me. What about relationship wise?
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Could you be in a relationship with somebody?
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Who my friends don't like my friends?
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My friends are yes because the fuck Y'all don't pay my bills,
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y'all don't sleep with me, y'all don't raise these kids like I
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don't give a fuck about that. It depends on why they don't
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like him, like right, it's one thing if I'm venting to my
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friends about my guy and off of that they don't like him, then
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that's my problem. But if they don't like him for
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reasons that maybe I can't see or, you know, they're trying to
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give me like, yo, you know, leave him alone, like he he up
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to no good. I I would probably lean into
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their advice. Are you one of those that you
23:17
got to see if yourself if if he's up to no good like you got
23:19
to see if yourself or. You oh, I'm a see it for myself.
23:21
I'm investigator. Oh, like me, Olivia Benson with
23:29
a beat. I'm I'm all in.
23:32
I find out everything, even when they don't think.
23:35
I know I know and you know. Either I'm getting even or are.
23:39
You going to hold it? Are you going to keep it in your
23:41
back? Pocket.
23:41
Yeah. So I can pull it out six years
23:43
later. Pulling it out.
23:45
Yeah. Because you think I know about
23:46
that time. I know I actually put the case
23:50
together. There was a situation sound.
23:52
Like a Virgo. There was a because y'all love I
23:57
I had a little situation similar found out a guy I was in a group
24:03
chat with a girl who I was friends with a whole bunch of
24:06
them that I just randomly met on Facebook.
24:08
We was all adding so the group chat just hanging out and I
24:10
posted a picture chilling in the bed and the girl texted me
24:15
separately like where you at? And I'm like my *** house.
24:17
And she like what? That background look familiar?
24:22
I'm like, OK, well, and then me and her kind of like went back
24:25
and forth. But lo and behold, it was true.
24:30
She was fucked with him. But she said.
24:33
I don't think RBG like RBG likes from anywhere.
24:37
But the velvet headboard, I went to her house and fucked her so.
24:43
That's how you apologize. I even think that's the way what
24:48
that story and go, I thought it was going to go.
24:53
Let me fuck you right 'cause I'll be I'll be able to have
25:00
beef. Like, you know, she was bad as
25:05
hell, so I I wasn't even mad like.
25:07
You ain't invite him in. No.
25:10
Right, he don't deserve. Pushed him to the side 'cause we
25:13
wasn't really together so I just was like I will fuck it.
25:16
But what's up with you though? I like that she had beef when
25:18
you could have orgasms. That's you give me some, you
25:23
know. So that was a fun time.
25:26
I had it more than once too. It was fun, but you know, I
25:29
don't know what. The fuck to say?
25:32
Get a follow up question in there but I just don't know what
25:34
to say. It was a good time.
25:36
It was a good time. You had a whole Unicorn.
25:38
So did he know about you? I told him eventually.
25:41
I told him because we got together.
25:45
OK, I thought you told him just to be like spiteful and shit.
25:47
No, I was really trying to hide it for a while.
25:50
I was really trying to hide it because I was like, her shit was
25:53
good. I was like yo, I was like damn,
25:55
maybe I should ask if he want a threesome or.
25:57
Something as a woman though. What makes pussy good for a
26:02
woman? Oh, taste smell what it look
26:09
like and honestly how no, I mean even even when I feel inside, if
26:17
it feels good, it feels good. If I don't like what I feel
26:20
inside there I feel I'm I'm taking my fingers get my fingers
26:24
up out of that. But bro, I I think more so it's
26:28
like how the woman reacts. So it's like.
26:33
Because I caught a cramp. You got to leave.
26:35
What a carpal tunnel I can. Take my strong hair I've.
26:42
Been typing all day at work. Find a way out of here.
26:45
Text my friend like girl call me real quick in time I call you I
26:48
get crying fine right? Hold *** out here.
26:53
No, I don't want to be anymore. You are I, you know I am.
26:58
But I'm I'm learning how to be. I would have never thought of
27:01
when you walked. In there I'm walking into my
27:02
soft girl. I guess.
27:07
I'm for real trying as long. As you try, you get OK, now
27:12
what's the best amount to cash up a woman for lunch?
27:16
Oh I like this topic for all you cheap bastards who don't.
27:22
Y'all know how much food costs out here.
27:25
Y'all know that because y'all buy yourself food and y'all
27:28
don't settle. Y'all don't go to the jerk
27:30
chicken place and get a small Y'all know how much it cost.
27:33
So I feel like it's disrespectful to cash shop a
27:36
woman 10 or $15. Why the fuck we got to settle
27:39
for a four for four? If you being nice, you got to be
27:44
nice to how I am. Don't give me if you don't know
27:47
me like that and you just trying to be nice.
27:50
I that's different. Like I'm going to see you 20.
27:53
I whatever. Test the waters.
27:54
Test the waters right? But if you know me I don't even
27:58
fuck with take out like that. So you sending me 10-15 dollars
28:01
telling me this is for lunch? A salad alone at a decent
28:05
restaurant is like $15. OK I like all season Four
28:11
Seasons Cafe. I think they just changed the
28:13
name of it. Yes they did.
28:15
They salad ain't no $10. OK.
28:17
So about South safe side $40. No, because now I feel like a
28:21
little slut. Well, yeah, you know that $40
28:24
they leave on a dress like 37 make I give.
28:29
Me. Any little number, please don't
28:30
just hit me with 40. I'm gonna be like you still not
28:33
getting on. I'll be trying because that's
28:34
gonna make me feel like you trying to insinuate something.
28:36
I'm saying 41. That'll work.
28:39
What do you think is the best price to cash up a woman for
28:41
lunch? Yeah, I would say minimum 20,
28:46
but I would say like probably like 2530, right, because if you
28:50
doordashing, I was about to say that the added fees. 50 then
28:53
the. Door.
28:54
Dash yeah, 'cause I don't want you guys to take that into
28:57
account. Especially if her lunch break
28:58
only 30 minutes or something like do she got to order it?
29:00
Do she got to run out and get it like I'm gonna.
29:02
Drop it off myself. That's that's actually even
29:06
better I would think. Yes, drop it off.
29:10
I agree definitely drop some lunch off but not you strangers.
29:18
Don't try to find what she look at and and go to her job and get
29:21
her lunch. That's creepy.
29:22
It is 'cause now that's scary. Finger in my milkshake 'cause
29:25
then. Oh my God, you think about that.
29:27
You know, like I'm gonna think about you coming back every day
29:30
riding by to see if I'm getting lunch from somebody else.
29:32
You can say my thing in your milkshake, I'm I'm sure.
29:36
Something else in the milkshake? Exactly.
29:38
Right. Skip a chicken, milk, water for
29:40
how long we're letting it. And.
29:42
Got the best water? Girl N they do, she said.
29:47
NN got the best water N water tastes like.
29:52
They got the best they got. They you gotta let it run, you
29:54
know? The mayor sent out letters.
29:56
They was digging up the pipes. And they sent out a letter.
29:58
Yeah, but since the letter when they changed the pipes and
30:01
everything they they. They sent out a letter talk
30:05
about let your water run for like 12 to 15 seconds before you
30:09
drink something bro. Yeah, you gotta get the let out
30:12
and then it's. That's crazy.
30:13
I don't even. Want ice cold?
30:16
I don't even want enough for real.
30:19
What advice would you give your 20 year old self?
30:21
Well, I'm sorry 21 year old self.
30:23
I'm sorry, 20. We just got legal, not really
30:26
legal. 21 me 21 me was in a relationship with this woman and
30:37
I was telling how I wanted to have a baby so.
30:40
How was that going to achieve that?
30:42
Her baby father got me pregnant. Oh, OK, wait, her baby father,
30:46
she, she already had kids. She had one matter of fact today
30:50
is her birthday. Happy birthday Shia.
30:52
She's 23 today. I met her when I when she was 5.
30:55
So my baby mother's daughter and now her baby father got me
31:01
pregnant. So our daughters are really
31:03
related even though me and. Her interesting life.
31:05
I know. And I'm putting it out here in a
31:08
way that you guys can kind of already be know some of the
31:13
details maybe. Get a movie.
31:14
Going yeah, that's what, that's what I'm trying to do, like be
31:18
Simone to play be Simone. I can see that be Simone.
31:22
I can see that. I'm going to play be Simone
31:25
could never. So what did you mean by this
31:30
post? Stop talking about what you're
31:33
going to do to these *** over me and start telling me what you're
31:36
going to do when you see me. So that was a shot of shade at
31:42
my spouse, OK, because. Yeah, my fuck that *** he.
31:48
Hate some of these and respectfully, I definitely was
31:52
part of that reason. And I was, it was like you
31:57
always, you know, focusing on what you want to do to these ***
32:00
because they like me, but you like me.
32:03
What you going to do to me? I want to, you know, talk that
32:05
shit to me. Like put more energy into us.
32:08
Fuck them. Like that's really like keeping
32:12
it a buck. I throw a lot of shit.
32:16
So what's your? Favorite movie out here?
32:18
Let people know what kind of movies you like.
32:20
My favorite movie is don't be a menace to society while drinking
32:27
juice. I'm dead.
32:29
No, I'm serious. I'm very like and don't cut him
32:35
no slack like that's I'm very into comedy.
32:38
Comedy is my favorite. Comedy, action, anything when
32:41
Denzel. So you really would like the
32:43
boys you have to watch. It I'm going to watch.
32:45
Is it the boys? I'm going to watch it tonight.
32:47
Good boys. Is that on Netflix?
32:48
I just paid my bill. I think I would like it is.
32:51
Netflix expensive as fuck. You could use mine, I could just
32:56
come over facts. They got sent me a password
33:03
because then when you get mad at me, I want you to change it.
33:06
Then I'll be mad. Bro they're cracking down on
33:09
that anyway honestly. Yeah, talking about is this your
33:12
household? Right.
33:13
Yo, Disney Plus and Hulu hit me. I was like, damn, this your
33:18
household? So from RG, we got a question
33:22
from Vanguard Fitness. Who asks who's your favorite
33:25
poet poet and where did you get your inspiration from?
33:27
I'm sorry. Giggles.
33:37
My favorite poet is actually pseudo poet.
33:45
His poetry, his words, you can tell he's the one who
33:49
definitely, like, bleeds through his words.
33:53
Like it's so real. It's in his fucking word play.
33:59
I mean, like, if I could be anything like him, I would be.
34:03
I would feel like I completed my purpose in the poetry world.
34:08
He's amazing. What's his name again?
34:10
Pseudo poet. He's amazing.
34:13
He has a book fair coming up soon.
34:15
Oh, he he has a books. It's going to be at fire space,
34:23
one of those suit, but it's definitely coming up.
34:25
And if this man, he's going through some stuff and I'm like,
34:31
yo, this make you want to like get into poetry, get into books.
34:35
Like if you're not a reader, you would want to read some of that
34:38
shit like you know what I mean? But he's he's deep.
34:40
He's a deep poet, remember? That one, yes.
34:42
Now we came to our time. We got to pick one segment, OK,
34:45
So hit it, Luke. Pick one, who would you attend
34:50
the adult prom with? The brat or Prince?
34:57
I don't want me and Prince to make the same noise.
35:01
You know Prince might come up with a back out shitting on
35:04
bitches. You up at prom?
35:08
You know I probably the brat because she kind of gave me that
35:13
femme and stud energy. I would have fun at prom.
35:19
That's the first pregnant stud we saw.
35:22
Not me, are you? A Prince fan.
35:24
Am I what, a Prince fan? No, I'm not really.
35:28
Brat fan, yeah. Those whole day.
35:33
Yeah, from that era, definitely. Now, is it hard to date with
35:37
kids? I've used my kids as reasons why
35:44
I can't go on dates, so no. Why though?
35:49
Why did you tell them you don't want to go?
35:53
Sometimes I did, I don't. I don't know.
35:56
Some people are so nice and consistent in a nice way.
36:00
And I probably didn't really, you know, like them or, you
36:03
know, would like to have gone with them sometimes.
36:05
But it'll be some stuff that I'll see maybe on on a social
36:09
media media or maybe they can't spell, I don't know.
36:12
And it'll just be like, no, I can't tonight, you know, but my
36:17
kids are. I have a older daughter now, so
36:19
it's a little easier when I want to go out, but people give time
36:25
to who they want to give time to.
36:26
So unless you're really like, you have no support, you have a
36:29
baby, you know there's nobody to babysit for real.
36:33
Or if you don't trust nobody enough to babysit because people
36:35
out here offering to pay for babysitters and everything now,
36:37
right? It shouldn't be hard to, but I
36:41
get it For those who are just not in that mental space where
36:44
they want to go drop their kid off anyway and go out with some
36:47
random person. You might not make it home out
36:49
here. It's getting crazy out here.
36:53
So how can women enjoy looking delicious without any problems?
36:59
Mace What kind of problems? Like those kind of problems,
37:02
rapey problems. Yeah.
37:04
I guess attracting creeps. Yeah, attracting.
37:07
Creeps, I feel like you ain't it's, it's going to be problems.
37:11
Because right? It's not us, we're not the
37:13
problem. I feel like people should be
37:15
able to wear whatever they want to wear without people taking
37:18
that as consent to touch or fuck or take them home.
37:21
Right. Like I don't think nobody should
37:23
be walking outside ass naked and just like.
37:26
Oh I mean that's the trend now though.
37:28
Like ass. Out is the.
37:29
Trend. I don't know the mini skirts
37:32
with the ass out. Like songs, they bend down whole
37:34
coochie lips. It's visible like I just it's
37:37
too much. But I don't think nobody's safe
37:39
out here. Even men.
37:40
It's men. I I don't know that video with
37:43
the baby sitting in the car and the girl just like groping him.
37:45
Did y'all see that? I kind of feel like that was
37:48
girl, why would you do that? Like.
37:51
Like his stuff was out. No, he was sitting in his car
37:54
and he took a picture with her. Thank, you know, she asked for a
37:56
picture. He took the picture through the
37:58
through the window, through the door.
38:00
And then she just was like, oh, yeah.
38:02
And grabbed his shit up and. I'm.
38:04
Like girl like you. Maybe you could have asked, but.
38:08
Take me to. Dinner.
38:09
That was too much. That was too much.
38:12
That was sidebar real quick juicy from the our profile
38:15
picture that we used for Bonnie. Think about that picture.
38:18
Profile picture. Oh I love it.
38:22
I thought she didn't have good knees.
38:23
Knees look great to me. Megan sometimes, sometimes I do
38:30
all right, but after too much like you only gonna get probably
38:33
about two or three four. And I don't see no long ass
38:36
either. No, no.
38:37
I. Like sometimes which is that?
38:39
Shape. It's beautiful.
38:41
She's actually like my shape. You are.
38:43
So have you ever caught any of your partners in the lie and did
38:47
they have a telltale sign? Oh yeah, people could lie they
38:51
ass off just be looking at them shaking my head.
38:55
I already know if I'm asking you.
38:56
I know the signs that I knew that they were lying.
39:02
Oh, like the the constant looking.
39:07
So people think that I you look somebody in the eye, right?
39:10
I supposed to mean that you're telling the truth because the,
39:13
the, it's like if they look away, that that means that
39:16
they're lying. No people be like.
39:17
Everybody know that that. My kids would be like mommy I'm
39:21
and be dead lying so I I just feel the energy like and like I
39:25
said, if I'm asking I promise I already know more than likely
39:28
but. You got to still ask to see.
39:30
You gotta ask. You gotta sign this though.
39:32
You gotta let people. Tell on yourself so you know
39:34
what kind of questions to ask next.
39:35
That they could just dig, dig, dig, dig, dig 7A little hole.
39:38
Yeah, they gonna dig though. Oh, they gonna dig.
39:41
I'm not good at lying at all, right?
39:43
Like I can't like sing people know when I'm lying.
39:48
I just. What's your telltale?
39:54
Sign. I'm like this.
39:56
I don't have nothing to say. Yeah, I'm the I because I feel
40:00
like what the fuck I'm about to lie for.
40:02
Like I'm gonna just tell you and how you take it is going to be
40:04
on you at this point. Sometimes you gotta lie.
40:07
Sometimes. To hurt.
40:09
I can't check their feelings sometimes I ain't no especially
40:14
most times I do things as a reaction to what somebody has
40:17
done or said to me. So I'm definitely not protecting
40:20
no feelings. But I'm not like a I'm a run and
40:23
tell you what I did. I'm a wait till you bring it to
40:25
me. So I could be like, yeah, I did.
40:27
So what happened? Like I'm a little too blunt
40:30
sometimes. I think it's.
40:32
Cold as ice. That.
40:36
Do the kids ever match their groove up?
40:40
I'm. A.
40:41
Feed them first. STK FTK Juicy.
40:45
And nowadays, thirsty. Like, oh, they've definitely
40:52
messed the groove up before, but now it's like, fuck them.
41:02
Like, like Mama got to have a life too, Jody, you know, like
41:07
my son is really he's he's the one.
41:10
He's still attached. He's 6.
41:12
So he's a mama's boy and he's like, he don't want nobody in my
41:16
space or on me or I don't care who it is.
41:20
It's like a puppy. So what I feel like you have
41:23
football practice like you over there with Chris Hogan.
41:26
Why you looking for me? I can see him trying to locate
41:30
me in a park and I'm like, what did I do?
41:33
What did I do? And he Aquarius too.
41:38
Oh yeah, birthdays close. Yes, my birthday is January
41:41
21st, my daughter's birthday is January 31st and my son's
41:43
birthday is February 7th. And then my other daughter is
41:46
June. So we got a little break.
41:49
She's a Gemini. Full blown, full-fledged Gemini,
41:54
my baby. I'm Gemini's.
41:56
Boy, fun, different all. Right so I have another post for
42:00
you to explain. No problem, it says pour into me
42:05
then feed off of me. That's the most respectful way
42:08
to wear what I was truly insinuating.
42:10
Only a few will get it. Pour into me and feed off of me
42:16
that to to to make that simple. Tell me what I want to hear and
42:23
I eat my coochie, like give it to like, come on, like let me
42:31
hear like, you know, like, like, you know, warm me up, right.
42:37
I was thinking deep like. Yo, this is poetry.
42:41
This is poetry 101. Yo, this is poetry 101.
42:44
Like you got to make it mad deep and it don't be that deep.
42:49
But I go with the shirt snacks all day because that's what
42:53
you're wearing. I knew what I was talking about.
42:57
Real descending shit. You know, like, say, you know,
43:01
get me there so I could be like, all right, yeah.
43:04
That's all you got? A woman.
43:05
Pour into me. Like literally feed into me
43:08
like. I Preheat the coochie.
43:10
See. How long do it take somebody
43:14
dating to meet your kids? I always have my kids with me.
43:19
So it's very rare that somebody won't just see them or meet them
43:25
like automatically because they're always with me as people
43:28
have been trying to, you know, they try to talk to me in public
43:30
and I have them, but they'll be, oh, I ain't trying to, you know,
43:33
disrespect respectfully. Some some don't give a fuck but
43:37
excuse. Me, little man.
43:39
Let me sorry, yo watch out, yo watch out, yo watch out like
43:43
fucking for it, like very much. But I always have them with me
43:49
and the some of the people that I've dated were in like my kids
43:56
school, so like they already knew them or if they lived in
44:01
the building, like, you know, they already seen them.
44:03
But so it's easier. It's easier for me.
44:06
I I'm I haven't really met a stranger, flat out stranger who
44:11
I had the time when they could meet my kids.
44:14
It's always kind of like somebody I knew a little bit or,
44:17
you know, something like that. Turn offs I have.
44:20
A lot. It was like 3, OK.
44:26
Uneducated. OK.
44:28
And when I say uneducated, I'm not talking about some college
44:31
degree. I'm talking about why you don't
44:32
remember what you just learned in elementary.
44:36
Like which 2-2 or two do you like?
44:39
That's a turn off for me because I don't, I just don't like it.
44:43
I'm a writer. I'm a author.
44:45
Unfortunately that's not many of my *** though it's.
44:48
The bitches still alone. I'm got no child.
44:54
Left. Behind a lot of people love it
44:57
look, but yeah, uneducated and that's a wide variety but a bum
45:07
a bum like you can't do dishes, you can't wash your own clothes.
45:11
Oh, hold. On say 1.
45:13
More time a bum. Like you can't do the dishes,
45:16
you can't wash your own clothes, you can't even take the garbage
45:20
out. You're a bum.
45:23
That's can't make your own plate.
45:27
Wow, and your own suck toes. Y'all all right?
45:34
How has this been? Through some shit.
45:36
All right. You good now?
45:38
Yeah. I feel better.
45:39
Wow. What's #3.
45:46
Somebody who is unmotivated, I don't like like sometimes I need
45:52
encouragement. And if you're not encouraged
45:55
there at all yourself or I don't see you going for your own goals
45:59
or any of that, that's a turn off for me.
46:00
Because it's like, So what we doing Like everybody go to work,
46:04
make money, cool. But like, you know, live.
46:06
What else do you have in mind? What else do you want to do?
46:09
Was something that, you know, have you excited about life
46:13
because this should have killed you.
46:14
He's going to work coming home. That shit is yeah.
46:20
Tell us about one of the short sexual stories in your book.
46:24
So, so far I have two. I did not publish the second one
46:28
yet, but the first one is a heterosexual fantasy and the
46:32
second one is for the lesbians and I didn't publish it yet, but
46:37
it's coming. I'm busy.
46:40
The first one, it gives like a, it's like a, you know, common
46:47
story book where there's a fancy car, there's a penthouse that, I
46:51
don't know, like the common hook book.
46:53
Yeah, common, I don't know, no *** like that.
46:55
But this it gives that base, but it definitely is more it's
47:00
worded more detailed from a a real life place.
47:06
So it's a mixture of a real desire, a real situation and a a
47:14
fake. OK.
47:16
Tell us about this statement. I do not play about my feelings.
47:20
We could both get booked and processed.
47:23
You talk about right there. I don't want to have to use my
47:28
weapon, just don't fuck with me like.
47:32
What weapon? Because pussy is a weapon.
47:34
Not that weapon, my my weapon weapon.
47:38
I literally like I, I, I didn't, I didn't put my hands on people
47:44
sometimes because they play with me and I don't like to play
47:46
with. You got so many layers out.
47:48
I really can't see that. Honestly.
47:52
I'm so surprised, right? Now I just feel like exactly
47:54
that, like play with me if I confront you, especially if I
47:58
confront you about some shit and you still right there playing
48:01
and lying. No, you can't be.
48:02
That's it. He's scared.
48:03
That's why he's lying. I'd rather you tell me the truth
48:05
so I could process it, and we ain't got to get processed
48:09
'cause now that I know you're lying, you're making me even
48:12
more mad. Like your hands?
48:14
Yes, you know what I used to. I just want to say that I'm a.
48:19
Meanest woman. As of yesterday, maybe last
48:22
week, you know. No, but.
48:25
Somebody out, huh? When was the last time you
48:26
cursed somebody out on the way over here?
48:28
What road rage is crazy Jersey drivers like in a face?
48:38
Either way. I'll be talking shit about the
48:40
people at my job that I don't. Count in a face in.
48:43
A face. It's been a while.
48:46
I kind of stopped doing stuff like that.
48:49
I haven't done in person curse out in a long time.
48:51
I. Can see you like having like a
48:53
lot of road rage and then pulling over this like ready to
48:55
fight. No, like getting up, I don't
48:57
want to get killed that car. No, they're killing people.
49:01
If my gun not with me, I'm not, I'm just not.
49:04
But. She from Newark, too.
49:05
She know better. You got it boss, say no more My
49:10
God you can squeeze in like I'm I feel like that's part of my
49:13
everyday now. Just trying to change and have
49:16
more positive energy is even controlling my road rage because
49:19
because I'd be pissed off and if my kid could tell me some shit
49:22
that I said in the car, I'm like, damn, I I got chill.
49:26
But you know, it's it's kind of part of me just giving myself
49:30
encouragement and just, you know, be nice to people.
49:32
You don't know why they rushing. I'm rushing because I just don't
49:35
want to be outside no more. They probably rushing for some
49:38
good ass reason. So, you know, let that person
49:40
turn like I'm what I'm not doing is sharing a four way stop sign,
49:44
though. If I got there, I'm going first.
49:47
That's how we go though. Right, yes, whoever get there
49:50
first go. I thought that's what that
49:52
means. 'Cause they be sitting here too
49:53
long. You're right, You.
49:55
Why y'all? Letting them go.
49:56
They just got here. You ain't gonna wait.
50:00
Whipping my little You must not. You must not drive through East
50:02
Orange. I don't mess with East Orange,
50:06
definitely. What's something weird that you
50:07
like? Weird.
50:14
I don't know, I like everything. So nothing weird.
50:18
I probably or something that somebody somebody else consider
50:20
weird or. I literally like everything
50:26
weird shit on where I like. I'm very easy to please.
50:31
Yeah, I name something weird. What's?
50:35
Something weird. Juicy.
50:36
This is anything weird? Like licking the back of
50:41
kneecaps. That's kind of weird.
50:47
That's kind of weird. I ain't gonna.
50:51
Hold you Damn. OK.
50:52
Hell yeah To a woman. That's weird.
50:55
To a woman. I ain't looking no *** back at
50:57
his knee yet. Why not punch his ass in the
50:58
booty? Fuck *** why would you just I'm.
51:04
Dead. And it probably feels good so
51:07
low key. Do you subscribe to the Gooch?
51:16
Like you just did that last night I lived.
51:25
There. Nope.
51:29
Is this your household? Shit, welcome home you.
51:36
Put a post up one word. Describe a person like this.
51:40
Yes, I suck nibbles and eat pussy from the back.
51:42
Baby, what's up? I said that let me go block some
51:48
people. Oh yeah.
51:50
My Tricks We do extensive research at My Tricks.
51:51
I'm like this is good though because I'm about to start a new
51:54
job and it look like I probably need to archive some shit.
51:58
Clean that shit up what I say Jesus.
52:01
Yes, I suck nibbles and eat pussy from the back baby, what's
52:03
up? It's all facts.
52:06
Give us one word to describe a person like that.
52:10
That a do it or that it let me do it to them Both nasty, witty.
52:17
I we just, you know, everybody just like to be pleased, that's
52:21
all. Period.
52:22
I don't like boring stuff. It's girls who don't like their
52:25
titties touched and I don't like that.
52:27
What titties touched, though. Bitches.
52:29
A lot of big titty bitches don't like it.
52:31
Like Why girls? Slap me dikes.
52:33
Maybe 'cause they think they don't have titties.
52:36
It's had to have some dikes in some ways.
52:39
Now hold on, 'cause but it's alright.
52:42
Like throw them at me, I'm OK. So what sign is the most
52:50
difficult to love? So for me to love or because
52:55
some people are actually hard to love, like they won't let you
52:59
love them. And I think those people are
53:06
Aquarius. I agree, Anna.
53:10
We are so all like roller coasters.
53:15
We're always up and. Down in your head very much.
53:18
Oh yeah, the overthinking is crazy.
53:20
The overthinking I did on the way here is wow.
53:24
But definitely, we're the hardest people to let people
53:28
love us. What?
53:29
Were you overthinking about? On my way here, if I was going
53:33
to get in trouble for some of this shit, I was going to say
53:34
too. Bad.
53:36
Right now, though, it's not bad. Everything here is all alleged.
53:39
Some Dick. It's gonna be all right.
53:43
Hang on. I ain't even about to.
53:44
Yeah. Mantra because everything's all
53:46
a legend. It's a comedy podcast.
53:49
It's all it's all for fun and games.
53:50
Triggering the mind for sure. How important is physical
53:55
attraction to you in a sexual relationship?
53:59
Top it's it's so important because I feel like even if I
54:07
got to know somebody mentally, I have to be attracted to them.
54:12
Like I have to be attracted to them.
54:13
There's no way I can fake it. I've tried, I've tried to fake
54:18
it. I knew I wasn't physically
54:19
attracted to a guy and I was like, but he's, you know, smart,
54:23
he's intellectual and also and I'm like, but Oh, I just what I
54:26
didn't feel. Well, thank you for your charity
54:29
work, that's good. Thank you.
54:35
Yes, if you're not physically attracted to them, how can you
54:40
be sexually into them? Like how how what are you doing?
54:46
You really just really just here for the nut if.
54:48
You have a like a like a mental connection.
54:51
That's what this show they turned for is blind us about.
54:53
That's. For some.
54:57
Bullshit ain't for me. It's a no for me.
54:59
I. Got to see the titties first in
55:01
my face. Bye.
55:05
Where's the worst place to go on a first date?
55:11
To somebody's house, I think. What, they cooking dinner for
55:14
you? I'm just, I don't want my first
55:18
time meeting you and all of that stuff to be at your house.
55:21
I just one, I don't feel safe and two, people be lying.
55:28
You get to the house and that then somebody just come having a
55:31
bust in the door or rocks at the window.
55:34
I start shooting the shit up. I don't know.
55:36
You just know you don't know what people be into.
55:38
So I don't feel like the house is the I think that's a I'm OK
55:42
with a picnic. I'm OK with even a cheap
55:45
restaurant. I don't know women nowadays they
55:48
too high class for me. I can't but but I'm OK with that
55:51
because you know the first date is for you to do more
55:54
communicating. You want to get to know the
55:56
person to see if y'all want to go further.
55:58
I do not feel like a man should go spend mad bread on a first
56:03
date. I just don't agree.
56:08
I just don't agree. I'm not the fuck if I want to
56:11
take a girl out or a guy out. I'm not taking him to some over
56:14
the top restaurant to get to know him.
56:17
So we're going to take like how much you think he should spend
56:19
on the first date? No more than like 150 because
56:27
what you spending and doing if we going to lunch, how much you
56:30
eating if we going to dinner? If you know you need 6 drinks
56:35
and shit before you go out, you drink some of that shit at home
56:38
like you should be at the restaurant ordering you know 6
56:42
strong islands like it's no I no more than 150 because we are
56:46
going I don't know right? I like how you think so quickly.
56:49
The Carly's is good. Carly's wings.
56:53
Exactly. And they and.
56:54
They all flats. I'm OK.
56:56
Like I'm very. I'm easy to please with that.
56:59
There we go. Yeah, it don't got to be nothing
57:01
crazy. Have you ever been caught by
57:05
your kids doing a sexual act? Yeah, mid stroke.
57:11
Damn, did you stop? For a second, go to fuck the bed
57:16
now close like it was I was I was right there.
57:22
I'm not about to you got to move because why I had you.
57:26
I gave you a lot, I gave you life.
57:28
Move over Definitely made yes, and it was just like a go to bed
57:34
right now like you. Say it through.
57:39
Your teeth? What?
57:40
Scrunch the lip, go to fuck yes because I'm just not about to
57:46
stop. I'm in my room like bye damn
57:49
wait. Wait, which one?
57:53
Caught you the little one damn he was crying as fucker.
57:55
He was sad. He wanted me so bad to do a snot
57:59
running. I'm all trying to be quiet after
58:02
that. Like shit Mama, it's damn, it's
58:06
precious. I just.
58:09
Want to sleep with you? What?
58:12
Is Daddy there? What?
58:15
Y'all doing? I heard a noise.
58:19
It was me. I could go to bed.
58:21
It's the earthquake. Be alright.
58:27
Shut up. For real.
58:28
I need to explain the caption in this post.
58:31
Having an attitude every single morning.
58:33
This is why it's imperative that I received some sunrise on top.
58:37
This is why what? It's imperative that I received
58:39
some sunrise. On top, I got to add it to every
58:42
morning. Y'all, I, I, I stopped having
58:45
one, but mainly because I'll be wanting to wake up to some to
58:49
some and it's always I got to wake up to the kids and get them
58:53
ready and fix food. And like, yes, I have attitude
58:56
every morning because of that. Because why the fuck this ain't
58:59
nobody else's job. Like realistically, but I know
59:04
when I put that up I was, I was just horny.
59:07
Yeah, from the pictures. How's in my feeling it's.
59:09
A good picture. Thanks, how's in my feeling do?
59:11
You remember that picture? I'm sick.
59:15
I'm so cute. I just dyed my hair, my locks, I
59:19
dyed them blind and I started a new job and then right after
59:22
that I broke my ankle. Broke my foot, not my ankle.
59:25
Oh God, don't, don't send that to me.
59:27
I broke my foot so it was cute while I lasted.
59:30
Have a you ever got your body licked?
59:35
Everybody. Anybody ever lick your fur
59:37
saddle? My what?
59:39
Your fur saddle? What the fuck?
59:41
I've never heard that term. Luke, tell me what it is,
59:44
please. Come on dude.
59:45
Urban Dictionary Word of the Day Fur Saddle A covering of hair
59:49
that travels all the way from the tailbone to the navel in a
59:52
continuous pubic band. It's a wide range of ass to
59:57
coochie ratio. Wow, first on.
1:00:00
The tailbone. That's right there.
1:00:03
That's lower. That's by the tramp stamp.
1:00:04
What do you say? Your long ass what?
1:00:06
Do you say, yeah, that's a long lick?
1:00:12
Yes, absolutely. Absolutely.
1:00:18
Yes, yes, yes. They sure have.
1:00:21
I like it. That was.
1:00:23
Very fun. The last time you ghosted
1:00:24
somebody, Why? Why did you?
1:00:28
Last person last time I ghosted somebody was because I knew I
1:00:33
wasn't done with my ex relationship so I just ghosted
1:00:37
them. Yeah.
1:00:40
OK I literally just was like pun just disappear damn you.
1:00:44
Have to do that though. I did it.
1:00:47
So I told myself I wasn't going to do it anymore.
1:00:48
You. Could have sent them a text or
1:00:50
something. I could have, but why did you?
1:00:52
I don't want to 'cause. You acting like a *** I don't be
1:00:55
giving a fuck like that. No, I just really, I ain't had
1:00:58
the words. It was.
1:00:59
I don't feel like going through the SAP, bro.
1:01:01
I'm sorry. I can't.
1:01:03
I really can't. I just don't want to do all
1:01:05
that. Yeah, he knew.
1:01:08
He knew 'cause he was like, you ain't over your ex.
1:01:10
I'm like, well, do you still want to mess with me or not
1:01:12
'cause just. Like we say, that's it.
1:01:15
Yes, he said yes of. Course it is.
1:01:16
Of course I don't. Say.
1:01:18
No, either. Yeah.
1:01:18
And then when I was done, I was done.
1:01:20
Bye. So you know.
1:01:23
We came to our last part of our segment, our voicemail segment.
1:01:27
Now we're going to give you a couple minutes.
1:01:29
You're going when you hear the prompt, just leave a voicemail
1:01:32
for one of your poems. That you.
1:01:34
With one of our poems. Yeah, that you leave the juicy.
1:01:37
That's not what it's saying. No, earlier, we was going to
1:01:40
interview earlier. She had a poem ready for you.
1:01:42
And so so we. Have to improvise.
1:01:43
It's called Audible. OK.
1:01:45
So find the poem, let me know when you're ready.
1:01:47
Then I press the. Prompt I got you.
1:01:49
Oh, hold on. Let me the godmother.
1:01:51
I'm almost done wrapping up. And everybody out there, keep it
1:01:57
wrapped up. Please God let.
1:02:03
Me just monster. Man.
1:02:06
I'd have been a good one. That was a good one for sure.
1:02:11
OK. Ready now, Juicy up, please.
1:02:16
Look at her eyes, please. Make eye contact.
1:02:21
Why you being a creed this? Keeps all in the studio right
1:02:25
now. Hey, Creed, it's called
1:02:29
unfinished business, OK? Hold on hold.
1:02:41
On your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message
1:02:44
system. The skin tone of this brown skin
1:02:48
woman keeps my attention stiff as stone.
1:02:51
She's got to be delectable, yet her intentions seem so
1:02:54
undetectable. Baby girl, my submission comes
1:02:58
with ease. No permission or begging please.
1:03:01
If she let me get on my knees, I'd swallow every drop of her.
1:03:03
See, see. I see her in the way she looks
1:03:07
at me. I know what she needs.
1:03:09
My weakness for her voice to sing sweet melodies is just a
1:03:13
tease and she's never done this before.
1:03:16
I'm willing to teach, I'll show her if she if she just let me
1:03:21
eat 'cause I aim to please satisfy this woman till it
1:03:25
dropped down to her knees. I need, I need to know how much
1:03:28
longer she can go 'cause I like rounds and sessions and time is
1:03:32
of the essence and her scent is so refreshing.
1:03:34
She damn near got me begging as I crawl across this deserted
1:03:38
island, her nipples poking like mountain peaks.
1:03:41
I don't plan on stopping, nibbling and sucking her soul
1:03:45
till his tongue twisted that she speaks.
1:03:48
My tongue is tying the knot with her clitoris.
1:03:51
Cream filled my mouth as I vowed to make sure she gushed the nuts
1:03:54
out. This is serious.
1:03:56
I'm getting nervous because Shorty is starting to throw it.
1:03:59
She's getting closer again. Her face is starting to show it.
1:04:03
My pussy started to flow. It's growing hot as she's
1:04:06
climbing for a place to go. I'll follow world, let you see
1:04:10
the glides of my hip strides when I ride, I'm on top,
1:04:13
straddled like violas on a fence, licking your lips with my
1:04:18
lips go deep in it. My pussy got your thighs sticky,
1:04:22
changed positions. I'm being a bit picky with this
1:04:25
quickie. I better nut quickly cause
1:04:26
Shorty ain't mine. Maybe if we fuck each other
1:04:29
right, she'll be back another time.
1:04:32
Her beauty's got me crossing lines, tingling spines.
1:04:35
I want her behind me, arching my back, licking and crevices while
1:04:39
I hit these angles. We strike a pose.
1:04:42
Shorty is dangerous and her pussies are holes called 911.
1:04:47
This passion is fire hot and I won't stop until the smoke is
1:04:49
gone. Hun, I'm a watch her look up to
1:04:52
Axe if she won. But little does she know I ain't
1:04:55
done. This is unfinished business,
1:04:58
right? You got to snap.
1:05:02
I'm satisfied. That was great.
1:05:03
Great. I'm satisfied.
1:05:05
Right now, I don't know. About y'all she wrote that just
1:05:08
for. You now.
1:05:12
Anybody anything you want to plug before y'all we get up out
1:05:14
of here? Flyers posted on my Instagram.
1:05:18
Bonnie under Score the poet has most of my poetry stuff and as
1:05:22
we close out every episode, the whole team got to win.