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Show #206 Rats, Antiques, and Aeroplanes · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Because fuck you. That's why is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media
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  Network. What is Up? Whoa? It is up? It is episode
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  two O six of b F Y t W Blasphemer. I'm your host,
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  pants Aaron and I have three panel show inspired podcast games we're gonna play for
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  fun and whimsy. Hopefully you enjoy them. If you don't, What are
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  you doing here? Why? Why? Why are you? A lot of
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  whys I could ask right now. There's a lot of why is going on
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  to that Whoa? But the only why I'm going to ask is why aren't
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  we getting on with the show. Let's do some introductions. Let me talk
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  about my friend. He's a gamer and a storyteller. Used to be my
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  youngest friend. Now he's just one of the most awesome. It's Augie's a.
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  Yes, I missed the extended cut just a little, just a little
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  bit, but but it would be nice to break it out once in a
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  while. Yeah, yeah, I think it will do like a special treat
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  rather than something you get constantly. Okay, but this version is good to
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  the very next special episode seven version I will forget by then, just so
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  you know the next episode will be a special one. But not for those
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  reasons. But ogie, I guess the question i'd ask and most pertinent,
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  especially given for me recently, is is there something that you were late to
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  the party on, but now that you've checked it out, it's pretty awesome.
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  There's so much one spicy got my food. When I make stuff at
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  home. Really, when I would make things like sandwiches or even just you
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  know, eggs or whatever, I don't add like salt and pepper on it.
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  Like I never really spiced anything up. I just kind of ate it
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  as is. And ever since I started doing it recently, like Steve got
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  me into it, and then we all started doing it. And now everything
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  I do, even in a simple sandwich, spice it up a little,
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  add stuff to it, you know, add exercise or whatever. Just eat
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  something that isn't bland, Okay, Like it makes all the difference. And
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  I will be I will be very specific here in that I still do that.
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  I still do bland pretty much. Just make my peanut orang jelly sandwich.
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  I'm happy with that. I am very set in my ways. The
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  only thing that I spice, so to speak, that I would put something
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  extra on is when the very rare occasions when I make steak, I always
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  make sure to put some pepper on it and use my special steak sauce that
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  I bought from Arthur's and carter it all the way back home across the state
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  lines. That's that's like the one exception of something that I will spice up
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  to make it extra. The biggest thing for me was tomato soup, like
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  just adding really pepper to it. Wow, it makes a difference. Hell
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  yeah, I'm curious now. But anyway, excellent answer, and we'll move
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  on to your compatriot. He is a veteran and a podcaster, and as
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  it turns out, a veteran podcaster. It's Stevie. It's Steve. Now.
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  I would love to hear an extended cut of that, but that that
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  is the only versions the original original. No, didn't you do an unplugged
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  version? There was just a regular guitar. Yeah, yeah, it was.
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  It was an acoustic version. So there is an extended yeah, like
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  a couple extra seconds. Was a little longer one second? Yeah longer.
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  Anyway, at the end, the same question, is there something you were
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  late to the party on, but now that you've experienced it, it's pretty
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  awesome. This is gonna sound weird, and I don't mean this in a
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  dirty way whatsoever. You really you say that before every answer to one of
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  my questions, This is gonna sound weird. I think the people who are
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  listening at this point. No, that's anything you said at this point is
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  gonna sound weird. All right, fair enough, everybody. It's moisturizing.
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  Really, I've never been anybody who moisturizes either with like hand lotion, with
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  uh uh fucking chaps. I just put the tapstick on before the show started
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  heaving. I never did that, never put anything out of my hands,
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  my feet, none of that stuff. Never jerked it with anything. It
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  was always dry. I mean, I never moist I'm not kidding that part.
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  I don't believe that part. I haven't heard time. This is previously
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  now as an adult who has experienced if you thinks he never he never applied
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  lube a partner. He just raw dogged it everywhere he went. Dude,
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  that's what four play is for everybody. P s A. Always four plays,
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  always play, always lube. Dear that too. If you can't foreplay
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  lube, holy sh but I preferably both. I mean, if you can
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  do yeah, if you have time. Yeah, if you have time,
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  he says, No, there's no rush. There is no rush that is
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  worth making somebody bleed from the anails. There is no there is no hurry
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  you can be in that will justify that. I'm sorry. I'm doing this
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  the same to world. That's the only thing. Like, if we don't
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  do this now, we'll all right, stop stops. But seriously, I
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  have I have extremely fair skin. I like I just always have, always
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  got sunburned. I'm very careful with like sunblock most of the time. When
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  I remember, most of the time i'm outside, it's covered everything. But
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  about having some issues, had to get a few things removed, gotta kind
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  of scared. Dermatologist said, start using this moisturizer and stuff. You can
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  use it everywhere. I'm like, some eat that's not a safe thing.
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  That's not a safe thing. But ever since then, like I feel a
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  lot like my skin actually does feel better. It's not as wrinkly, it's
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  more elastic y. And then I actually have a facial moist stress which I
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  use every morning, which is great because I work in a kitchen early in
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  the morning. I'm out at like ten am, and I feel like my
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  face is just full of grease and stuff. Man, Like everything clings to
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  you when you're in a kitchen, right, So getting home and actually having
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  like a cleanser and then having the moisturizer and all that stuff, just it
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  just feels so good man. And do it moisturize? All right? Well,
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  I I shuddered to think that you lived this long without ever moisturizing anything,
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  but never on you. That's all right, that's all. It's all
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  good. I still don't use chap stick on my lips because I genuinely prefer
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  not to. It's it's never been a problem, and honestly, I dislike
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  the feeling. It's a little different. It's it's it's weird. It's weird.
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  I would rather have the worst I get is cracked occasionally cracked and that
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  and that's that's stings. But I still would rather that than the weird jelly.
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  Yeah. Yeah, it's like can of freaking vasoline. It's weird.
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  Anyway, I'm weird. Now we all know Steve Skin was white as snow
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  but aired as the desert. Yep. Absolutely, I am erect like the
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  Grand Canyon. So everywhere everywhere my anus is jagged, so uh A lot
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  of rocks at the bottom. Oh my god, and I am your host
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  pantsls erin sts for a laugh. I just really enjoy that's It's like a
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  circus theme gone wrong. It's all over. It's fantastic, it's all no,
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  it's fantastic, absolutely circus. It is seriously really that that's my job.
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  And as for me, the thing I've been I've been talking about it
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  last couple of days, so I'm pretty sure Stevie and you could have guessed
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  the Star Trek picard. I've been such a massive fan of Star Trek the
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  Next Generation since since I was a kid. I've watched and rewatched, rewatched
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  the series multiple times, absolutely adored it. Star Trek card came out,
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  didn't touch it, didn't go anywhere near it. I was, I know,
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  I was like, whatever, hell, you dragged us into a D
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  and D version of Star Trek before you watch that show. It's true,
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  It's true, it's true. I GM I gmd A A a Star Trek
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  the Next Generation RPG where Stevie was the captain. Wise or unwise as that
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  may be, imagine how that went. I wasn't there, but I can
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  imagine how that went. What it's sad. I don't even remember the name
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  of the ship, but I gained you wouldn't let me do two of them
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  right away. I tried to and you me down right here like no,
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  penis the USS intersector. So I thought it begin with an M. I'll
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  see if I can go look it up, because it because it was genuinely
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  a lot of fun when we were playing it. And I might have the
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  character sheet still and if I do, you know what I have. I
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  have the book still at home and there might be stuff included with that.
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  So but anyway, yes, yes, a big fan of Next Generation,
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  loved all that ship, really enjoyed it. The new stuff came out,
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  didn't watch it. Start card came out, didn't watch it. And then
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  finally this like last month, I re upped my Walmart Plus subscription because I
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  was tired of walking in that store. And Walmart Plus is like that Walmart
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  Plus is free delivery, so I'm like, all right, oh yeah,
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  so I'm like, I just order what I want comes to my door.
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  I don't step foot in the Walmart and never again. As I've told Steve
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  the other day when we went into a Walmart, every time you step a
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  foot into that place. You're rolling a dice to either walk out with a
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  brand new disease. Yeah, it's getting worse every time. But here's the
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  thing. It comes with a free subscription to Paramount Plus all year long,
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  and it's it's the basic level, which which I noticed as some stuff is
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  locked away from me that I can't watch. But among the stuff I could
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  watch is all the Star Trek stuff. And I was like, you know
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  what, it's time. I have no more excuses not to. I started
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  watching Star Trek Recard I think earlier this week, and I consumed all three
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  seasons. Holy shit, it was pretty much pretty much NonStop, like when
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  I wasn't working, I was watching that show. So I blasted through all
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  thirty episodes, all three ten episode seasons in a week. And the first
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  season was great, second season was great. The third season was everything I
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  could have dreamed of. Uh and uh. The final episode, like I
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  was crying for most of its run time. It was I was so,
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  I was so it was. It was a good cry. It was absolutely
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  good. They all were. I cried. I cried it a bunch of
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  episodes, a bunch of them, the end of series one. You know,
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  there's a lot of messed up stuff that happens in series one, the
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  old faces that came back, like just insane amount of h shows up like
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  I'm spoiler sorry, Hugh shows up. Ro Larin has a really important part
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  to play in series three, and of course Q. The second season is
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  pretty much is pretty much the Q season. Is that actually him? It
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  is, and it's it's really really touching in a way that you wouldn't because
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  you see, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well I'll spoil a
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  little bit of it, like Q dying. Oh, okay, Q's dying,
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  so I don't know that he's the last Q, but he himself is
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  dying. Oh, so you know he is, even though Picard doesn't realize
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  that. He is helping Picard solve a problem that Picard himself caused naturally.
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  So this season goes on and lots of fun stuff. But at the end,
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  like, oh man, I hate to spoil it, but it's already
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  been spoiled. It's on the internet for gotten this a long but like Picard
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  hugs Q as he's about to leave, like you know, And one of
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  my favorite moments is is Picard goes to Q for like the hundredth time and
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  says why, and Q is like finished the sentence, and Picard goes why
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  me, and and I was like that that just hit me really hard.
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  I was like, I know why him? And then Q goes on to
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  tell him, Yeah, even gods have favorites, you know. And I
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  was like, oh, it was so touching. I'm the shit out of
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  it. But honestly, this should be more reason for you to go check
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  it out. If you've ever had an interest in it, I'll tell you
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  right now. It is. It is worth it. It is. We've
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  almost convinced me already watching it with the backing of Bridget from long as it
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  is so it for so long, and it's I gotta check it out.
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  I mean, spoilers, spoilers, but I didn't forget about it. I'm
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  interesting in anyway. The action is awesome. When there is action, there's
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  plenty of it. It's awesome. The dialogue is excellent, like the writing
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  is superb. Some people have their problems with the first two seasons, but
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  I disregarded all that. I just enjoyed the ship out of it. It
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  was so good. This is so good anyway, Yeah, no regrets.
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  Yeah, quick thing too you actually reminded me. I did finish watching with
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  Steve Breaking Bad. Oh, I finally watched. That would be another good
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  answer, but this question it came too late. I know it's slightly better
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  than the season of Food one, I think, but true story, the
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  actor replays q Is in Breaking Bad. Yeah oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  he's the dad. I think he works in like the control tower or
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  something like that. Yes, yes, what did you think, August,
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  since we're on this real kick, would you think about finishing Breaking Bad?
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  Was it worth going through it? Like? Oh yeah, first I've only
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  not really not even for me, but like I missed Breaking Bad because in
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  my household, everybody was watching The Walking Dead, right, so, like
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  I heard about it, I saw the memes. I heard people talking about
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  it all the time, like, man, this show sounds awesome. Everybody
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  seems to really enjoy it and argue that it's a better show than the other
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  ones that I've been out at the time, and I just never got on
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  and watching it, and not that we finally have, I'm like, yeah,
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  it was like even now, it's still really good. Show holds up
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  still holds up nice? Yeah? Well yeah, anyway, this intro segment
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  has gone on forever. Yeah, for a little bit, Like we should
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  start tightening these up a little bit. Let's go. Do you think we've
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  done this for a while. I think we've done it. It's our podcast.
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  We could talk for a little We're gonna that's why we're going to play
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  an old favorite. It's called like share block. I've got three I've got
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  three news stories here. All our players have to do is tell me which
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  of the three I would like, which one I would share in, which
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  one I would block. There is only one correct combination of all three,
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  and the player has Whichever player finds it wins. If they don't find it,
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  the player who gets closest wins. There's a system, don't worry about
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  it. We're gonna go over the systems in the system. Oh God,
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  resistance is futile. I'm done. So we're gonna go over the stories one
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  one at a time, and then I'll get their answers. So we'll start
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  with story number one. Neighborhood battles over pothole shaped like a rat. This
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  is true in January. Well, they're all true, but in January twenty
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  twenty four. I have a habit of saying this is true. Discuss this
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  is true. By the way, let me know. Okay, pretty much
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  everything I'm saying is a lie, except when I say this is true.
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  So a picture of a hothole in Chicago, in a specific neighborhood I think
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  it's called Roscoe Roscoe Village in Chicago, went viral in January twenty twenty four,
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  just two months ago, mainly on Twitter, mostly because the pothole happens
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  to resemble a squished rat. Wait a minute, it's got a little paw,
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  it's got a tail jetting out like it's got its tiny little legs at
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  the back. It looks like a rat. There's two things that could have
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  happened here. I know it's one of them even slightly hurt. Yes.
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  One of them is a steam roller and a rat, and there's two.
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  Combinate that and that's the result. The other one is somebody's there has a
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  joke and they were chiseling it away to make it look there's no way that
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  is naturally. Just like I cannot tell you, what I can tell you
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  is that it's gone viral, and the neighborhood is divided over what to do
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  about it. A lot of people want to leave it alone, leave it
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  as is, even though it is technically causing damage to people's cars and so
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  forth, because their wheels get you know, dropped down into it and just
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  helps back up, you know, the usual pothole stuff. And in fact,
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  somebody, somebody filled the thing in with plaster, not with actual life
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  asphalt. Yeah, and some of the residents filmed themselves, although they were
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  masked up because they didn't want people to know who they were for fear of
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  retribution removing the plaster covering. So very clearly, some people in the neighborhood
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  want it gone, and other people in the neighborhood think this is like a
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  monument. Is it like some religious thing I don't know about, like the
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  Holy rat or something like how they had frogs and then like people see like
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  Mary and side statues and stuff. Someone that like they're just like this is
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  the new Messiah. I mean, I I don't think there are I don't
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  think there's any like religious fervor to this. Some local politicians have been taking
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  advantage of it. The state representative for that district calls it the jewel of
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  the eleventh District. If a if a rat shaped pahole is your jewel of
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  your city. I don't know what it's a political figure. If you should
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  use a side though, because right away you're gonna hanger one or the other.
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  It's like you're already. I'm just saying I know exactly what happened there.
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  It got squished it. What happened there is that a rat got set
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  in when they did the cement, and then when the workers saw it,
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  instead of just filling in the pa hoole, they just remove the body after
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  it had already hardened as to remove any like show basically to show that,
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  oh, we didn't leave it there. It wasn't us because they're supposed to
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  check on it when they go over it, right, to make sure that
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  it's sealed properly. Somebody failed to do that. A rat got stuck in
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  it, and then you know its pueled it all. Do you guys want
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  to know what the community has decided to name the Oh my god, after
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  the Roscoe Village Chamber of Commerce. What any guesses? Uh? Call it
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  the new Operation Chicago themed? Uh? Rat chat hole. I don't know.
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  I got nothing splatitudey splatity somewhere around there. God damn it, that's
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  awesome. That is so good. You know, keep it, spend your
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  tax dollars and said in diverting a road around that, and just keep like
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  a little like monument. Therefore it just like build something, fuck it,
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  do it, own it. All right, let's move on to our second
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  news story. Like I said, we got to move fairly quickly. Yeah,
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  we're taking story number two. Texas man in kilt arrested for shoving antiques
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  up his rectum. Okay, wait a minute. First of all, did
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  you get a re for sticking things up there? Or do you get arrested
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  for showing people or get do you have kilt? So? A sixty year
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  old kilt wearing man in Texas was arrested last week after he was caught on
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  surveillance footage from an antique shop allegedly grabbing several items off of the shelves and
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  placing those items in his recto. Okay before returning them to the shelves.
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  Oh okay, you know what, No, he does deserve to get arrested.
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  I thought it was something. I'm like, did you be allowed to
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  stick whatever he wants in his own ass? Well, here's to realize it
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  wasn't his property. He was sticking in his own ass my bad. Yeah,
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  I was gonna say. I'm like, like, this is like a
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  case of him going and going well, I gotta try him first to see
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  what fits. I mean, you don't want to buy the wrong size starting
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  out. This is what was he sticking of his ass? Does it say
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  this? This is a reminder one of my favorite characters in any D and
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  D game ever. In Dimension twenties on Sleeping City, there is a like
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  one of the characters is a nurse and one of the times he goes into
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  work because it takes place in modern day, they have to remove an artifact
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  from a gentleman's anus. He's constantly finding these rare, powerful artifacts and shoving
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  them up, as Butt come to find out. When he does that,
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  it acts as sort of a powerful version of an identify spell what so he
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  will learn not only what the artifact is, but how to use it.
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  So you think this guy's a wizard by shoving it up. I think there
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  is a strong possibility that he if I shove this globe up my ass,
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  I will memorize every country. Do you think there is a strong possibility that
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  he listened to or watched on Sleeping city and thought, you know what,
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  maybe it works. Oh my god, because once you had something up your
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  ass, you never forget it. I mean that's true. You're not going
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  to ever forget that again. Holy cow man? What the fuck? Wow?
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  People, he did several of them, several several items. They don't
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  say what the items are, do they They don't say what they are.
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  They said they have a total combined value of one hundred and thirty dollars.
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  So they which he had to pay for. I'm assuming. Oh, I'm
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  assuming he's going to get charged for at least five times that much. I
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  hope. So. Yeah, they certainly don't belong anywhere else. But he
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  was released from jail after posting a personal bond of one hundred bucks. Okay,
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  wow, that doesn't seem difficult. Well wait, wait for one hundred
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  bucks, I could go shove ship as you still got to go to court.
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  Yeah. Could you imagine singing that dude's thrift stop song and then going
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  through this shop? You know, let's heat. Let's move on. I
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  wonder if this is faux fur or real. First, let's move on to
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  story number three. Air Canada forced to honor refund policy made up by airlines
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  ai chatbot yes, uh so uh. After months of resisting, Air Canada
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  was forced to give a partial refund to a grieving passenger who was misled by
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  their on site chatbot inaccurately explaining the airlines breathement travel policy. On the day
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  this gentleman's grandmother died, he visited the Air Canada's website to book a flight
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  and wasn't sure how the rates worked, and he asked airic Canada's chatbot to
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  explain. The chatbot provided inaccurate information, encouraging Moffitt to book a flight immediately
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  and then request a refund within ninety days. In reality, Air Canada's policy
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  explicitly states that the airline will not provide refunds for bereavement travel after the flight
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  is booked. He tried to follow the chatbot's advice and request a refund,
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  but was shocked that it was rejected, and then he basically took them to
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  court, and he had a screenshot from the chatbot that clearly stated that if
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  he did this thing, he would be reimbursed. So the court pretty much
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  had no course but to be like, yeah, your site specifically said this.
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  Good. Fucked them for like fucked them for fighting him on that shit.
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  I mean, see, this is how cyber I like, if one
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  person said this to me, I'd be like, you know what, here
• 25:56
  you go, don't worry about it. It's done because for one, he's
• 25:59
  not saying it in the public, So that way you're not gonna get all
• 26:02
  these other motherfuckers doing it and going to court's going to bring all these other
• 26:04
  people now to it, Like if they were smarter, here you go storry
• 26:07
  about it. Yep, this is a cautionary idiots like AI is very clearly
• 26:12
  not purpose God no, but this is the first time I can think of
• 26:17
  of an AI literally inventing a false It's really funny. Are we going to
• 26:22
  see the first AI fired from their job? Air Canada already pulled. So
• 26:29
  he's very clearly been fired so much for super intelligence only has intelligence as his
• 26:36
  creators. It seems not very not very all right. So that's all three
• 26:42
  stories we got, the first one which forgotten. Also remember something about rating
• 26:52
  over the rat poddle the Texas man in the Gratitude shoving up his ass and
• 27:00
  to airic Canada forced to honor a refund that their AI chatbot completely invented out
• 27:04
  of whole cloth. Which one of these would I like? Which one would
• 27:07
  I share? And which would I block? And the last episode, Augie
• 27:12
  one, he did beat me at No More, No More Masters or No
• 27:18
  We did the Crunchy game after that and Crunchy one that one. Stevie,
• 27:29
  you get the first choice, sh what do you want to do? What
• 27:32
  do you think? Which one do you think I like? Which one do
• 27:33
  you think I share? Which one do you think I would block? On
• 27:37
  social media? Oh man, this is kind of difficult. This is why
• 27:41
  it's way more difficult than I thought it was going to be. Uh,
• 27:45
  because I forgot the rat was the first one. I completely plank that story
• 27:48
  out. It's the problem. We get through the other two and then the
• 27:52
  first one is gone from our memory. Yeah, so we were goldfish.
• 27:56
  We pretty fucking much are Yeah, Okay, like share and or block?
• 28:03
  I would think that you would probab think you block. At least let's block
• 28:10
  the butt buyer. Let's let's block the guy who buys things with his butt.
• 28:14
  I'm trying to identify things with his ass. Blocking the We're gonna go
• 28:21
  ahead and block that. We're going to like the rat story because it is
• 28:26
  kind of wholesome, even though it's kind of like two things going at ends
• 28:30
  to neighborhoods, but it's still kind of funny and the other one's really getting
• 28:33
  hurt is in the Airic Canada thing. I think you'd actually share that.
• 28:38
  I think you would share it because it ends up the person got the bereavement,
• 28:42
  and on top of it, all these other people now are able to
• 28:45
  get the refunds for that because the site said so. So I think that
• 28:48
  you'd actually share that one. Okay, yeah, uh, you can keep
• 28:55
  one of his answers, but you'd have to swap the other two. I
• 28:59
  think actually I would probably block the air Canada one, okay, just simply
• 29:03
  because you know it's AI another AI story. The AI is just not quite
• 29:08
  there or not quite good enough. But I think you would probably. I
• 29:15
  think you'd like the shaped a whole shaped like a rat, just because it's
• 29:22
  just it's mind boggling and now people are just for no reason at all,
• 29:26
  just fucking around with it. And then I think you would, uh when
• 29:30
  I say share like the last one, like like the rat, share the
• 29:34
  man shoving up his a s okay, because you know a lot of other
• 29:38
  people who do exactly that. That will give the point to age. He's
• 29:44
  exactly good because I got confused halfway through my trying to figure it out.
• 29:48
  Yeah, Stevie had my life correct. I did like the the pothole shape.
• 29:52
  It's a cute story. I genuinely kind of like it, and I
• 29:55
  hope they keep it honestly and like put like a little plaque they got or
• 30:00
  something like that. The AI story block that ship. I'm so sick of
• 30:03
  AI. I'm so sick of it. And of course, like that's just
• 30:08
  so funny that dude bike dropping antiques up his ractum. What was going through
• 30:14
  their heads? Like, I know what was going through their ass? Well,
• 30:22
  if he's anything like the guy in on Sleeping City Chinese origin, small
• 30:27
  figurine, possibly curse, definitely curse now by lem me winks. All right,
• 30:37
  So he has the first point of the game. He is up one
• 30:40
  to zero. Congratulations, and Stevie can catch up or take the lead very
• 30:47
  easily. Game two is gonna be worth two points and it's coming up right
• 30:51
  after this. I'm Richie aka Midnight Agent Raw. I'm Devin aka Special Delivery
• 31:04
  Dev. We're the Supermediate Bros. Podcast and Each week, we give a
• 31:08
  comedically informative take on movies, music, television, pro wrestling, and much
• 31:14
  more. Check us out at Supermedia, brospodcast dot com, Apple Podcasts,
• 31:18
  Spotify, or anywhere else that you can listen to podcasts shades on We're off.
• 31:37
  Hey man, welcome back. Do we have any voicemails or comments?
• 31:41
  Oh? I think we might let me check. Oh, yes, we
• 31:45
  do. We do have one. All right, what do we got?
• 31:48
  Let's give it a listen. Hi, guys it I call it, hey
• 31:52
  Colin great, I have to throw a flag off the play man. Sorry
• 32:05
  about the pronunciation, but the character surely person personally, considering he created that,
• 32:20
  I didn't even think about. I just don't have what he said.
• 32:25
  You could argue we did have. We did have the rule you you weren't
• 32:29
  allowed to mention someone, you know, personally, I didn't even think about.
• 32:31
  I totally lost after that. And I mean, yeah, but like,
• 32:37
  it's not like I read it. It's different, but you created it.
• 32:39
  Yeah, it's not like I can go to her house and say,
• 32:43
  Hi, you can't, but you can't type like it. I walked over
• 32:50
  to her house. I knocked on our door. She answered it. She
• 32:52
  said Hi, I could do that. Rent the hitman heart doesn't mean I
• 32:55
  know him. You didn't create him. I did when I wrote the thing.
• 33:00
  You know, that's awesome. Probably would have argued that, but that's
• 33:07
  a good loophole, that's a smart You could probably argue that. You could
• 33:13
  probably argue that. I'd probably give it up anyway. Speaking of the fun
• 33:19
  we had last time, Oh, we have more. We have a comment.
• 33:21
  We do have a comment on a Patreon as well. So yesterday I
• 33:24
  had some time, like some little downtime, and I was chilling in the
• 33:28
  studio, just relaxing with the studio cat, laying down, kick my feet
• 33:32
  up, reading our our our buddy, our host, our published author Aaron
• 33:38
  Randolph's new book, Thing, which is out now. We can actually go
• 33:43
  to b F Y t W pod dot com. Right there on that front
• 33:45
  page, just click the cover of the book and it will send you to
• 33:49
  a site where you can order your very own copy. So I sat down
• 33:52
  yesterday, I took a photo of it, of me going through and rereading
• 33:58
  it, dude, and it's amazing. I'm having so much fun going back
• 34:00
  and revisiting the story. And I put a picture up on Patreon and Kristen
• 34:05
  commented, you read it, yeah, it common says I truly love this
• 34:10
  book and may own four physical copies and one digital what oh my god?
• 34:15
  Also jonesing for the audio book. Aaron is super talented Kristen. Yeah,
• 34:22
  she's right, she is. Uh, it's it's extremely touching, a little
• 34:27
  concerning. She has four copies of it, probably wants to keep the one
• 34:30
  I signed pristine or something. Yeah, you know, you get one collection
• 34:34
  and then maybe one share. Yeah, no, that makes sense, but
• 34:37
  buying the digital one too. Really it's going above and beyond. But thank
• 34:42
  you to read it on all right, well, speaking of me, ha
• 34:46
  ha ha. Last game, we were all Stevie, So this time you're
• 34:50
  all gonna get Aaron. Oh god. Where the game two is being errand
• 34:57
  I've got pairs of facts and all you have to do is tell me which
• 35:00
  of the true is true. Except it's possible that both of them are true.
• 35:05
  That means you're being errand if you can correctly guess which of the two
• 35:09
  facts is the true fact, you'll learn a point. But if they're both
• 35:14
  true and you guess that you are being errand, you'll earn two points.
• 35:19
  The player that has the most points after five pairs of facts, wins the
• 35:22
  game and earns two episode points. You're both going to answer on the same
• 35:27
  pairs of facts, but you're gonna switch who goes first. Aggie. You
• 35:30
  lost the last game. You have the choice. Do you want to make
• 35:31
  Stevie go first or do you want to go first? You won the last
• 35:35
  game? Oh yeah you did. I'm sorry I got backwards. You to
• 35:37
  give me the point, Gebe, you have the choice to go first or
• 35:43
  second. I will go first and try to gain my advantage. Now all
• 35:47
  right, well that was gonna be my choice anyway, So whatever, Stevie.
• 35:52
  Agi, here is your first pair of facts. Number one A who
• 35:59
  Wants to be a Millionaire prevents players from cheating by having them sit in an
• 36:02
  isolated room with no technological devices except for a landline phone or b major.
• 36:10
  Charles Ingram of Britain won the top prize on Millionaire until it was discovered he
• 36:15
  cheated by having an accomplice in the audience cough when he read aloud the correct
• 36:20
  answer. At least one of these is true hmmm or on being aaron and
• 36:25
  are both correct. That is the conundrum, all right. If one of
• 36:30
  these is false, then you need to pick the true one. If they're
• 36:32
  both true, you need to say you're being errand it's I want what was
• 36:37
  it? I want to be a millionaire? They're both about who wants to
• 36:40
  be a millionaire? Which one is that? Is that the one of Holly
• 36:45
  Mandel? Or is that the one with the lady? He doesn't know the
• 36:52
  one with the lady the woman? Then so many others that you shows the
• 36:57
  weakest, like I remember who wants to be a Millionaires? Press Your Luck
• 37:02
  Lady's hosted by Kennedy supermarketses. Okay, I don't even know what game this
• 37:17
  is, so I'm going to have to go with b B. Yeah.
• 37:22
  Just out of I should I should point out because I did not write these
• 37:25
  properly. The first one I should have said, wants to be a Millionaire?
• 37:30
  Prevents players uh phone to friends from cheating by having them sit in an
• 37:35
  isolated room. So when they phone a friend, they're not allowed to look
• 37:38
  up things on the internet and so forth, So they sit in an isolated
• 37:42
  room their friend does with no technically yeah, oh so they know ahead of
• 37:45
  time we were going to call? Yeah, yeah, they always do.
• 37:46
  Well, that's kind of funk up. How do I know what's friend to
• 37:50
  call friends? Well, they I think they picked I think they picked three
• 37:52
  people. Oh yeah, and they can room. Yes, that seems more
• 37:59
  plausible. I just wanted to make sure I gave the actual correct fact.
• 38:01
  I wasn't. I wasn't saying the player themselves, That's what I know.
• 38:07
  What I did not. That was completely I was talking about their lifeline,
• 38:09
  their friends. That's not trying to figure made sense. Way I'm gonna go
• 38:15
  with makes more sense now. I don't trust Aaron. I don't trust him
• 38:19
  at all. Aaron is a sneaky host. Can I tell you all not
• 38:21
  anybody who wants to join our show or come on the show and play Aaron
• 38:23
  sneaky host? I think you're I'm being eron right out of the game on
• 38:29
  the very friend I know what game? That's Stevie's guest, Augie, do
• 38:32
  you think either of these is true? Or do you think they're both true?
• 38:36
  And you're being errand the second one is sounds familiar, but I could
• 38:39
  just be thinking of something else. So I think the first one is true.
• 38:43
  So you're gonna go a yeah, I think just the first one is
• 38:45
  so Stevie thinks he's being errand, and Age says a correct answer is B
• 38:52
  wow Ingram was cheating and had an accomplice cough when he read aloud the correct
• 38:59
  answer. I knew it. The first one is incorrect because they're not set
• 39:04
  to an isolated room. Instead, a security officer sits with them to ensure
• 39:08
  that they are not cheating. The gut to their head not exactly a go
• 39:14
  to their head. They just sit there and watch and make sure that they
• 39:15
  don't. They don't have nothing like that. No points for either of you.
• 39:27
  Let's move on to show up with my gut. I knew that second
• 39:30
  familiar. Let's go with number two. So here's a Jeopardy was created after
• 39:36
  game show scandals when creator MERV Griffin complained that Audience's Thought Networks gave contestants the
• 39:42
  answers, to which his wife replied, why don't you give them the answers?
• 39:47
  Or B. The name of the show came when Merv's wife suggested players
• 39:52
  should lose money for wrong questions, saying that'll put them in jeopardy. Which
• 40:00
  one of these is true? Or are you being errand? And Augie goes
• 40:04
  first this time, Damn, I think we're being errand on this one.
• 40:10
  I think they're both true. You think they're both true? Yeah, all
• 40:13
  right, it sounds about right. Okay, well that's his guest, Stevie.
• 40:17
  Do you think one of these is true? Or are you being errand?
• 40:22
  Is it difficult? I think one of them is true. I don't
• 40:24
  think I'm being errand, yet I'm gonna go with A. You're gonna go
• 40:28
  with A. So you think his wife it's the opposite of idea of giving
• 40:34
  the players the answer, but not really. Augie says he's being errand Stevie
• 40:40
  says, it's a. The correct answer is you are being arrind true.
• 40:50
  Merv Griffin's wife came up with the idea of giving the contestants the answers and
• 40:53
  asking for the questions, and she also accidentally came up with the show's title.
• 40:59
  Uh, I'll be honest, it's both true. I didn't know that.
• 41:02
  Just critically. I was thinking back in history some of the most famous
• 41:07
  like show runners and stuff like that, oftentimes had inspiration from their spouses all
• 41:12
  day, and so I'm just I just kind of shot my shot there,
• 41:14
  like Jeopardy pretty much all about his life. Those are both exactly true,
• 41:17
  all right, so Augie is up two points to zero. Wow, Stevie
• 41:22
  still got time to catch up. There's three more pairs of facts left.
• 41:27
  And here is fact number number three. Hey, Pat, say, Jack
• 41:30
  and Vanna White only shoot Wheel of Fortune ninety days a year or b.
• 41:37
  In the early days of the show, Vanna and Pat would often be drunk
• 41:40
  while taping. Both true, Stevie, which of these are true? Or
• 41:46
  are they both true? And you're being errand is it ninety consecutive days or
• 41:51
  it's just it's just ninety days out of the year. So yeah, not
• 41:55
  consecutive, which would suck. Actually that they do more because they do a
• 42:00
  ton of specials. Could you imagine just recording ninety days straight? Wouldn't the
• 42:07
  ninety days you'd want to kill yourself. Just ninety days of podcasting done from
• 42:13
  the rest of the year, it'd be awesome. Ship Yeah, freak with
• 42:19
  the aeron us twice in a row without taking us out the dinner first solicited.
• 42:28
  I know I'm gonna go with a You're gonna go with a. Yes,
• 42:35
  ninety days and you think they did not get drunk while taping? Uh?
• 42:39
  Was it just one time? I said? In the early days,
• 42:43
  And so is like more than once. Yeah, yeah, yeah, probably
• 42:45
  one. I'm gonna go opposite, gonna go be they think they were may
• 42:52
  either one of you thinks that you are being errand Stevie says A and obviously
• 42:57
  says B. Well, I can tell you the correct there is B.
• 43:01
  In the early days of the show, they would off and get drunk while
• 43:05
  taping. And they only shoot thirty five days out of the year, but
• 43:10
  they shoot six shows a day. Big fuck, you're dealing six hours a
• 43:15
  work. Gives it not even because they're a half hour, fuck they're twenty
• 43:19
  minutes. Fuck them, fuck them up their asses. I don't care anymore.
• 43:22
  Thirty five days a single month and they get the eleven months off.
• 43:28
  Yeah, h we're funnier, seems just think of just the tech part.
• 43:31
  I'm thinking the whole logistics of the entire show. That's got to suck to
• 43:35
  reset every single time, six to it. Yeah, let's move on to
• 43:38
  I wonder why they were drunk. Let's they would they would go to uh
• 43:44
  for lunch. They would go to this Mexican place apparently and get wasted.
• 43:47
  I and still do the show. Sounds fun as fuck. I want to
• 43:52
  be on that crew. Anyway, let's move on to our fourth set of
• 43:55
  facts, as you're going to go first this time. Okay. In fact
• 43:59
  A, a paralegal sued Fear Factor for two point five million dollars for airing
• 44:06
  such a gross challenge that he vomited, got lightheaded and bumped his head while
• 44:12
  trying to run from the TV wo or B. There was an actual person
• 44:17
  hidden inside Olmec, the huge speaking stone head from Nickelodeon's Legends of the Hidden
• 44:24
  Temple. I've ever read that show. It was awesome. I love that
• 44:28
  show, you know, the first one. I think I've heard about the
• 44:31
  second one. I wish I watched that show more. Uh, but I
• 44:36
  think we're being aired. You think do you think both? I think both
• 44:38
  are true, because yeah, it makes sense. All right, Stevie,
• 44:42
  what do you think? I can definitely be the first one and the judgment
• 44:47
  happening and this person winning the money. The second one, I don't know.
• 44:52
  I don't in the reboot they brought to do it back, but I
• 44:54
  think they showed him and he was not in the thing. Need to get
• 45:00
  ahead of Augie, so I can't do the same thing. So I go
• 45:01
  with a All right, so you're gonna go with a Yeah, Augie thinks
• 45:06
  you're being airrand and Stevie thinks it's a The correct answer is you are being
• 45:10
  aired. They are both true. Dude, you are just I don't know
• 45:15
  what happened. So the paralegal did sue for your factor of two point five
• 45:19
  million dollars. He did not win. Oh he didn't. No, he
• 45:22
  did not a disclaimer I think at the beginning of every episode. So they
• 45:25
  yeah, they they got away with it. And to be fair, all
• 45:30
  he had to do was turn the TV off or change the channel. And
• 45:35
  there was a person inside OLMEC who had a microphone and a lever to control
• 45:38
  the mouth. And yeah, he did everything himself. That's crazy. Yeah,
• 45:44
  that's practical effects. Yeah, that's what makes it cool. Cool,
• 45:46
  all right, So our final set of facts facts number five, and here's
• 45:52
  a Following George Michael's death, a producer of the British version of Dealer No
• 46:00
  Deal revealed that the singer saw an episode where a contestant was trying to win
• 46:05
  fifteen thousand pounds for in vitro fertile fertilization treatment. She was trying to become
• 46:09
  pregnant. Okay, she failed she lost on the show, but the next
• 46:15
  day George Michael quietly called her and gave her the money anyway, I thought
• 46:21
  used to give her some like sperm or b and Drew cares the price is
• 46:27
  right. A woman was accused of cheating by the producers after a Plinko game
• 46:31
  where her first three chips all landed in the ten thousand dollars slot. A
• 46:37
  producer intervened before she could go a fourth time, but they were unable to
• 46:42
  prove whether she was cheating or not, so she got to keep the thirty
• 46:45
  grand, but she was not allowed to appear in the showdown. Dad's kind
• 46:53
  of messed up. They couldn't even prove that she cheated. There's no evidence
• 46:58
  whatsoever. She's just good and the like, okay, you assuming it's the
• 47:00
  truth. I know, but game show stuff is sketchy as hell, dude,
• 47:07
  Like, there's so much, but we also know some good stuff that
• 47:09
  goes down to Stevie. You go first this time. So the first one
• 47:19
  was what George and Michael secretly gave a woman the money she was looking for
• 47:24
  when she lost a deal or no deal UK secret And then the other one
• 47:30
  is to plank with the prices. Right. Oh, it's so difficult because
• 47:36
  I could see that happening too, because again I'm sketchy. I'm gonna go
• 47:42
  with A. You're gonna go with that, yeah, all right, stick
• 47:45
  with the losing numbers, which is really a letter. I was gonna say.
• 47:50
  You're also gonna go A. Yeah. All right, Well you're both
• 47:52
  saying it's A, and I can reveal that the correct answer is A.
• 47:58
  Uh yeah. The George Michael thing was kept secret until after his death.
• 48:04
  It was only he did not have it publicized. Nobody knew that he did
• 48:07
  this, and b is it's almost true. The Plinko game had been rigged,
• 48:15
  but it was rigged by the producers themselves. They were put They put
• 48:19
  fishing line on the board to guide the chips into the ten thousand dollars slot
• 48:22
  so they could film a commercial, and they forgot to remove the line.
• 48:27
  Ha ha ha. The woman was cut from the episode, but she got
• 48:30
  to keep her winnings. She got to keep that. But that was on
• 48:34
  them, Like, but this did happen in America speaking, She she just
• 48:38
  didn't. She was entirely innocent. Yeah, okay, good, so I'm
• 48:43
  like, fuck them. They did shut it okay, that's that's kind of
• 48:47
  funny. It is like you fucked up. I tried to make it real,
• 48:52
  but you saw right through it anyway, so it felt real. At
• 48:55
  the end of the game, Ogie has six points and Stevie has one.
• 49:00
  So congratulations, Aggie. Oggie's tearing his heart tonight. What happened Aggie crush
• 49:05
  being errand and he has three points to Stevie's zero for the episode. But
• 49:08
  that's okay. Stevie has one last chance for redemption. Our third and final
• 49:14
  game is coming up and it's worth three points and it's coming up right after
• 49:17
  this. Hey there, I'm Dave, the host of Beer in Front.
• 49:32
  Sometimes the beer in front of you is the best one yet. I'll talk
• 49:37
  about some old school beers that maybe you've forgotten about, some new beers that
• 49:43
  have the potential to be a classic. I'll also talk to various people around
• 49:47
  the beer world and get their stories all about beer. That's Beer in Front,
• 49:54
  and it's available on all of your favorite podcast apps. Hey man,
• 50:14
  it's time for game three, and that means it is time to make it
• 50:17
  worse. Yes, it's our new favorite game and also a fan favorite game.
• 50:25
  I've gotten comments from people who listen to make it worse. It's good,
• 50:29
  it's fun, so we're gonna keep playing it. The rules are ever
• 50:32
  expanding. I've got five things, and you are just gonna make these things
• 50:36
  worse one increment at a time, and you must escalate the worsening and avoid
• 50:40
  repetition or iteration every time, which is to stay in the game. The
• 50:45
  first player to fail loses that item with their opponent. The first player to
• 50:50
  get three items wins and gets three points. I'm gonna add one more stipulation,
• 50:54
  and it is you have to avoid low hanging fruit. What do I
• 50:58
  mean by that? I mean Nazis, hitler KKK, sexual violence, like
• 51:04
  just just the stuff that is too easy to make something really awful, just
• 51:08
  because it will get repetitive and kind of sad and it's hard to go beyond
• 51:13
  that. And not to mention, these are like pretty pretty hard limits to
• 51:17
  be what you hit fascism, it's hard to go any lower. Yeah,
• 51:22
  so you know, just try and increment them a little bit slowly, you
• 51:24
  know, and creatively is the idea is to be creative as possible. So
• 51:30
  let's start with our first item. Summer Summer, the season we're not that
• 51:36
  far from We're getting closer to spring every day, and then summer is right
• 51:40
  around the corner. So how would you make summer worse? Stevie? As
• 51:45
  you lost the last game, you have the choice, would you like to
• 51:46
  go first or second? I will go first, okay, and then you
• 51:51
  get to make summer worse. I can easily make summer worse because every summer
• 51:59
  you get sunburns on your nipples. Okay, every summer, unavoidable nipple sunburns,
• 52:07
  even if you stay inside the whole time, sunburns, those solar flares.
• 52:13
  So alright there attracted to those nice little nipps. That is pretty bad.
• 52:21
  That that does make summer worse, Augie, can you make summer even
• 52:23
  worse? It remains cold, which might be a real thing soon, just
• 52:31
  so you know, not only not only do you get sunburn on your nipples,
• 52:36
  but it doesn't get warmer. Nope, it stays cold cold, Wow
• 52:40
  my god. Okay, I will agree that that is worse. That is
• 52:45
  worse than To be fair, I don't I'm not I'm not that familiar with
• 52:51
  sunburn nipples. It may actually be worse, but I'm going to roll this
• 52:55
  so that that is worse so Stevie, can you make summer even worse than
• 53:00
  that? Even worse? And then it's all it's Scott stays cold. I
• 53:08
  can't make summer worse than it's always cold, it's always close, you're freezing,
• 53:14
  yet you're constantly sweating throughout the entire summer. Nothing about that. You're
• 53:21
  cold, hard, but you're constantly sweating. So you're constantly sweating in the
• 53:25
  cold. Oh yeah, yeah. It took me a second to imagine it
• 53:30
  and visualize it, but yes, that is the worst, worst freakingating thing
• 53:35
  ever. I hate that worse. I hate I hate the fact that I
• 53:39
  sweat through the summer as it is when it's hot and warm, but sweating
• 53:44
  when it's cold is worse, guaranteed, just wet, oh god, slash,
• 53:53
  it feels squidgy, all right, So that is worse. I will
• 53:59
  say, that is definitely worse. So you've got to make it even worse
• 54:04
  than sweating all through a cold summer while you have some burd nipples. That
• 54:19
  is less, very messed up like this is kind of it's not a longing
• 54:27
  fruit ever, but it's kind of just a hail mary. Higher gas prices
• 54:37
  and that's only more expensive to stay warm. I can't. No, that
• 54:49
  is not worse. That is not worse than the squeaty, squidgy feeling all
• 54:52
  summer long. Uh, it sucks for sure, but no, it's not
• 55:00
  worse than that. So point goes to Stevie congratulation something, Yeah, Stevie,
• 55:05
  Stevie wins making summer worse. Feel great about that? Or I couldn't
• 55:09
  think of anything else. We'll switch over to Aggie and Aggie. The item
• 55:14
  you're going to make worse that you get to start this time is the Golden
• 55:19
  Girls. How would you make the Golden Girls worse? I'm referring, of
• 55:23
  course, to the popular sitcom Now. The first thing that came to mind,
• 55:29
  I'm like, this would make it worse? And then I'm like,
• 55:30
  wait, no, wait would it for some Remember I'm the judge here,
• 55:37
  Okay, so you use that to your advantage? Would I think it would
• 55:43
  be worse? Because the one thing you don't want to do is make it
• 55:45
  better than that. That's an instants I know. I'm like, crap,
• 55:51
  how do I because I'm like, that would make it better? No,
• 55:53
  it would not. The Golden Girls it's a burlesque show now actresses, it
• 56:05
  is now a burlesque show. The only reason I'm like, wait, people
• 56:09
  really like Betty White. I mean I would enjoy that, but I also
• 56:16
  I also think it does. I also think it does make it worse than
• 56:21
  the original show. I don't think i'd watch it as well. No,
• 56:23
  I don't think it would be as enjoyable. I think he's got something here.
• 56:28
  So The Golden Girls is now a burlesque show. It's a Stevie can
• 56:32
  you make it? It's a who you ask situation. I'm sure there are
• 56:37
  people out there for whom that makes it way better, but it doesn't make
• 56:43
  sense. Definitely not. Betty White was hot though, right, That's what
• 56:51
  I'm saying. I have you ever see pictures of Betty White as a young
• 56:53
  woman? Oh my god, she was a gorgeous woman. Is beautiful even
• 56:58
  older show. Yeah, in the eighty she was fucking hilarioustful, She's fucking
• 57:01
  hilarious, so funny. I'm just TV witty. Well, what what on
• 57:10
  earth is going through your mind? I'm not trying to be gross at all,
• 57:15
  So I'm trying to make it. If this doesn't work, it doesn't
• 57:19
  work, and it's okay. The Golden Star Girls. So being older.
• 57:23
  They're young, like like schoolgirl age. Not see. That's where I didn't
• 57:29
  want it to be dirty. I want to be like South Park funny.
• 57:31
  But I'm like, they didn't have to go scow girl. You could just
• 57:35
  said they were younger, young girls. But I didn't want to be like
• 57:37
  older they're hot, like eighteen year old or anything. I don't know how
• 57:43
  to make it funnier with doing the age things, so I can't, So
• 57:46
  what the fuck are you doing? I was going to go it's the Golden
• 57:52
  what that's not happening now, because I was like, it'd be wrong because
• 57:55
  it's going to give up the wrong vibe. That's why I didn't go with
• 58:00
  that one. Okay, ah got instead of a sitcom, a burless sitcom.
• 58:10
  They all go through their own twelve and a half minute stand ups instead
• 58:15
  throughout the series the Burl's Show, so they gotta take turns. There's three,
• 58:22
  so it's a burlesque slash stand up show where you only get one on
• 58:28
  stage at a time. I'm gonna call that an iteration. You are you
• 58:34
  are modifying the structure of the show, which is something Augie already did.
• 58:38
  Fair Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna call that an iteration. Can't modify it.
• 58:43
  It's not it's not an awful you can't modify the like the structure of
• 58:46
  the show. Okay, okay, hmm, so that is that is an
• 58:52
  iteration, which was gonna hand the item over to Augie. It's tough,
• 58:55
  dude, I honestly do nowhere to go in the first place, just like
• 59:00
  this is god. Yeah, like you could have added something to the burlesque
• 59:07
  theme, like you know, I don't know how you would have. Yeah,
• 59:12
  I'm changing for Rest. That's why it's hard because I'm like, well,
• 59:15
  I'm changing the show. What you want me to do? Change the
• 59:19
  show? Yeah? I was trying. I was trying to think of like
• 59:22
  what else could I could you do? And I was like, oh,
• 59:24
  you could replace Rue McClanahan with the woman from the Coonies, the muff.
• 59:31
  That would have been amazing. What you know what? That might have been
• 59:36
  funnier. That might have been funnier if she was the horn dog, you
• 59:39
  know what I mean, Like that might have been funnier. I don't know.
• 59:45
  It's hard. That boy is looking sexy, you know, might rub
• 59:52
  some people the wrong way, all right, So it's all sided up.
• 59:58
  One item for each steve. You go first this time, and you have
• 1:00:00
  to make chocolate worse. Chocolate worse, make chocolate worse. Chocolate is now
• 1:00:09
  a commodity you can't get every day, Okay, by saying it's just way
• 1:00:15
  rarer, like we're thinking, like, will you walk us fucking like golden
• 1:00:21
  wrapper rare? Okay, chocolate is now exceedingly rare? All right? That
• 1:00:25
  does make it worse? Ogie, can you make it even worse? Yes,
• 1:00:32
  chocolate is no longer wrapped in wrappers. They are now placed in those
• 1:00:37
  super hard to open plastic things that they put scissors in that you need scissors
• 1:00:42
  to cut off. So not only is chocolate super rare, it is now
• 1:00:52
  really hard to get in the package because it is in that horrendous packaging that
• 1:00:57
  is possible to open. That's good. That's good, genuinely real, genuinely
• 1:01:01
  pretty damn funny, And yeah, that's I'm gonna rule. That's worse.
• 1:01:07
  So can you make chocolate even worse than that? Steaming? Make it worse?
• 1:01:12
  That's that's funny and irritating pain. No matter what, it never tastes
• 1:01:22
  as good as it did the last time you had it, so it degrades
• 1:01:25
  everything. So it always tastes worse than not bad, just never tastes good.
• 1:01:30
  It never only grades throughout the rest of your life, diminishing returns.
• 1:01:35
  Yeah, hmm, oh that is that is that's almost sadistict Like genuinely that's
• 1:01:45
  the more I think about it, the worse it gets. Dirty. Yeah,
• 1:01:49
  that that is that is that is awful. So it's rare, it's
• 1:01:52
  hard to get the package open, and it's never as good as the last
• 1:01:58
  time you had it. My god, it would just it would get so
• 1:02:00
  frustrating. I'm gonna I'm gonna call that worse. It's back over to Augie.
• 1:02:07
  Can you make it even worse than that? Try not to do anything
• 1:02:15
  like too bearing so good, it's so hard. So because it's super rare
• 1:02:31
  and hard to get, hard to package, and diminishing returns because they're using
• 1:02:37
  different material. I would say it's no longer chocolate is no longer made out
• 1:02:45
  of cocoa bean. Okay, it is now made out of Carolina reapers.
• 1:02:57
  Try your I I was genuinely sitting here like there's there's no way, like
• 1:03:08
  even even if he picks something off, it's not gonna be worse. And
• 1:03:12
  then he picks that, and I'm like, oh there, Yeah, that's
• 1:03:15
  worse. I think that. I think that is worse. So now it's
• 1:03:21
  rare, it's hard to get out of the package, it's never as good
• 1:03:24
  as the last time you had it, and it's made from Carolina reapers.
• 1:03:30
  Stevie, you've got to make it even worse than that. We might be
• 1:03:39
  getting close to. This is gonna get difficult. The only way you can
• 1:03:44
  pass these through your system is to Chipotle. So wait if you hold on
• 1:03:58
  it, just your system until you decide to in there. The only way
• 1:04:03
  you're gonna be able to pass chocolate Chipotle, you know have an well.
• 1:04:12
  I didn't think you could do it, and then you did it. That
• 1:04:15
  is that is demonstraably worse. Oggie, can can you beat that? I?
• 1:04:25
  I don't. I don't think you can. Hold on. Let me
• 1:04:30
  cook for a second. Let him let him cook, unlike Chipotle, let
• 1:04:33
  him cook for him. Don't let him blow out yet, unlike Chipotle,
• 1:04:42
  let him cook first. Oh, dear God, dear b A y t
• 1:04:46
  W. We're asking you season assist about Chipotle from the show for you may
• 1:04:55
  still release your previous episode, but don't promote it. You gotta give me
• 1:05:04
  something. Okay, all that ship and you need to Chipotle to digest it.
• 1:05:13
  Yes, I know how you're gonna get out of come I god,
• 1:05:21
  okay, okay, so from here out, fuck you bastard. Sorry,
• 1:05:31
  I want to I want to at least one more point this game. That's
• 1:05:34
  all. Yeah, I get yeah, I get you. Okay, let
• 1:05:36
  me just try something here. Give world economy has finally crashed. We're regular
• 1:05:43
  currency now doesn't work anymore. So now not only is this thing for consumption,
• 1:05:46
  now it is the new world currency. What how does that work?
• 1:05:51
  It's incredibly rare. I mean it also kind of makes it better because now
• 1:06:00
  you're you're not gonna be able to eat it like you top up everywhere they
• 1:06:03
  start diminishing is better? Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't think
• 1:06:09
  that's worse. I think that actually makes it better. Okay, well you
• 1:06:13
  know, yeah, I'm sorry. That's it. Point goes to Stevie.
• 1:06:16
  That's fair. Before I did that, I was gonna say, dude,
• 1:06:18
  we're gonna you know, I'm gonna say, to be fair, you were
• 1:06:21
  in a damn near impossible I was what did you want me to say?
• 1:06:27
  Oh wait? Oh wait, oh wait? Because I might use it for
• 1:06:29
  this, like even when you pass it, it makes you bleed for me,
• 1:06:34
  Jesus Christ, like what what there was? There was? There was
• 1:06:39
  very the worst part. There's a cleaning fee. Now, all right,
• 1:06:45
  Stevie has two items. He just needs one more to win the game.
• 1:06:48
  You're gonna go first this time on this item. And you might enjoy this,
• 1:06:53
  but Stevie might have an advantage. Ogie, I would like you to
• 1:06:56
  make Stevie worse. Oh God makes TV worse? Oh my God, give
• 1:07:03
  you a fucking list. Hold on me, just start writing it down.
• 1:07:05
  But who goes first? Me? Yeah? Make him sober? Oh is
• 1:07:12
  sober from I'm gonna be real, man, You get real. When you're
• 1:07:15
  sober. You can be a good guy and you can be funny, but
• 1:07:17
  when you're sober, you can. Don't leave him to his unmedicated sober or
• 1:07:24
  just unmedicated sober. Like, okay, let me specify no prescribed medication sober,
• 1:07:33
  so none of my medication. So he can he could still do THC
• 1:07:39
  and CBD, yes, but but none of the none prescribed. And you
• 1:07:45
  know what that means. Only you know what that is. I'm just going
• 1:07:50
  to fault that. That is worse better than I but for the Chipotle.
• 1:07:57
  Yeah, that's that's fair. That's where funck. I just gave him the
• 1:08:01
  next one, Stevie, only he has to clean the toilet after I eat
• 1:08:10
  your bullet. That is worse. Wait, who would make what? It's
• 1:08:16
  worse? For me? Or you? God dude? Okay, me without
• 1:08:20
  my meds, without my prescribe. Yeah, you without your prescribed meds.
• 1:08:24
  All right, it's a pretty standard. I think, me without my prescribed
• 1:08:30
  meds. Oh man, that's pretty tough. I'm trying to think of something
• 1:08:33
  that's not too off. But you know, m make me worse. Okay,
• 1:08:42
  I was just I was gonna start with me with a blowhorn. It
• 1:08:45
  would have been easy. They're not wrong. Let's see me unmotivated, unmotivated.
• 1:09:00
  Yeah, because there's a difference between me not having any medication in my
• 1:09:02
  system and me not being motivated at all. This is a huge difference because
• 1:09:09
  if I'm not motivated at all to do anything, nothing, and I mean
• 1:09:13
  nothing is going to get done, Like ship will just fall the fuck apart.
• 1:09:16
  Unmotivated, unprescribed. Whereas if I'm unmedicated and I'm motivated to work or
• 1:09:23
  do something, I can still function okay, Whereas if I am unmotivated,
• 1:09:27
  the show is not going to get edited I'm not, or I won't get
• 1:09:30
  edited correctly. Like I'm going to say, you talked yourself into that one.
• 1:09:32
  I was gonna call that one as bad. I mean, that's but
• 1:09:36
  possible too. But you've you've you've described it in such a way that I
• 1:09:40
  think I agree. I think that is worse because I can talk myself sometimes.
• 1:09:45
  Yeah, if I'm distracted, all right, So that is worse.
• 1:09:47
  Soggy makes Stevie worse than having no motivation and unmedicated. You got this,
• 1:09:56
  dude, what's worse than an unmedicated and motivated me? Hmmm, try not
• 1:10:02
  to make it personal, that's okay. What's worse than a non medicated and
• 1:10:12
  unmotivated Steve well a, And honestly, I don't know if this is true
• 1:10:20
  or not. A. Uh's let's say a sexually motivated Steam. He's there's
• 1:10:35
  two spectrums. There's two spectrums of bad Steve. There's when he's unprescribed and
• 1:10:41
  unmotivated, and then there's when he's prescribed but prescribed and motivated to fuck everything
• 1:10:46
  within a radius. And you're one of those things that could go anyway,
• 1:10:55
  But it does get annoying after a while. It's a bit like a dog
• 1:10:58
  humping your leg constantly. It's cute at first, endearing even but after a
• 1:11:02
  while you'd either wish you'd finish or go away. Okay, I'm gonna say,
• 1:11:10
  you talk to yourself. That's fair. I wasn't gonna. I saw
• 1:11:13
  your face and I gotta say to you. But yeah, that would be
• 1:11:17
  severely motivated me. The fact that he wouldn't do sexual overdrive. Oh my
• 1:11:24
  sexual tyrannosaurs if you will, Oh my god. Okay, all right,
• 1:11:28
  So STEVIEE, you've got to be You've got to make yourself even worse than
• 1:11:30
  that, all right, unrestricted by the bounds of any type of monogamy.
• 1:11:41
  Think about this. If I'm sexually motivated, at least the ones who are
• 1:11:44
  going to be there are the two consenting partners I do have. Now say,
• 1:11:48
  I don't have any restraints whatsoever, and I'm talking any I could just
• 1:11:54
  go around and hump a tree, a bush. I'm being very see I
• 1:12:00
  thought I'm being vanilla on person already opened that door. Yeah you did,
• 1:12:05
  you did. That's a reiteration. You're right, all right, So I'm
• 1:12:10
  gonna say he wins this one. It was a hard one. That was
• 1:12:14
  that was tough. That was that was That was nerve wracking because it's like,
• 1:12:16
  it's hard to go personal. You don't want to go personal. It's
• 1:12:19
  like, no, no, no, I think the money un medicated.
• 1:12:23
  I had an idea and I'm not sure how. I'm not sure how you
• 1:12:27
  would have taken it. I hope you wouldn't have taken it personally. Probably
• 1:12:30
  probably not. But if I had to make it worse from there, I
• 1:12:32
  would have said, Stevie is still married to his ex and nobody's happy about
• 1:12:38
  it. Oh God, that would have won nobody. Okay, Okay,
• 1:12:57
  Holy, you win. It is a tie. Real point. The real
• 1:13:04
  point goes to Augiet. So we have a tiger. Would be terrible for
• 1:13:06
  everyone. Yeah. Holy, It comes down to our final item to make
• 1:13:13
  worse and Stevie, you're gonna go first. Best of luck. You please
• 1:13:16
  enjoy make Kevin Smith worse. Kevin Smith worse. Oh man, it's gonna
• 1:13:23
  be. It's gonna be easy for you because you know him better. He's
• 1:13:27
  really a dick behind the scenes to everybody. He meets ouch and I'm talking
• 1:13:31
  to meet and gree motherfucker. Instead of then, hey, what's up smoking?
• 1:13:35
  Give me a big hugging ship, It's like, fuck you, you
• 1:13:38
  fucking dick would come into my ship, give me my money, try around
• 1:13:42
  to walk the funk out holy ship, just because that's a which I don't
• 1:13:47
  think. I got it. I got it. I I've been fortunate enough
• 1:13:51
  to meet the man, and I know that's not how he is exactly,
• 1:13:55
  thank God. Yeah, like personally, so, yeah, that's pretty bad.
• 1:13:59
  That is a that is a pretty severe word. Just turned me off,
• 1:14:01
  like, you know what, fu him at that point, Like I'm
• 1:14:03
  done, I'm gonna wish you luck. Yeah, because he started strong,
• 1:14:09
  I know, and and a lot of his movies, a lot of like
• 1:14:13
  referencing a lot of some of his movies would be maybe on the border of
• 1:14:15
  low hanging fruits. I'm not gonna so instead, I'm just gonna try to
• 1:14:19
  think of something else. Uh, he's just not very good. I've got
• 1:14:27
  one, but go ahead, He's just not His movies are terrible. The
• 1:14:30
  movies are terrible. He's he's it's just not very good. That would make
• 1:14:32
  him worse his movie his movies are flat out terrible now and he's not very
• 1:14:36
  nice. That's fair. I will allow it. I'm like, I can't
• 1:14:43
  say that does genuinely make him nice, because I'll tell you what I had
• 1:14:46
  planned later. But it would break the rule that because I'm gonna sell you
• 1:14:50
  this, this doesn't count because this is what I was going to say until
• 1:14:53
  all you just said that. I was gonna say he made the room,
• 1:14:56
  but that would have made it worse. It's a movie, so that's why
• 1:14:59
  I didn't. You have a chance to make it worse, even worse than
• 1:15:05
  that, even worse than His movies are terrible, hm hmm, terrible movies,
• 1:15:13
  and he is dick. He killed off Jay and Silent Bob after Clerks.
• 1:15:26
  Yeah, yeah, that's that's kind of horrific, not only because of
• 1:15:32
  like losing the characters, but like Jason Muse now out of work, yep,
• 1:15:39
  and given the time of his life, like his life, I'm going
• 1:15:46
  to say that is worse. That is worse. Not cool, but not
• 1:15:54
  cool. So his movies are terrible. He kills off his quite possibly his
• 1:16:00
  two most beloved characters immediately after the first, and the rest of his movies
• 1:16:08
  are terrible. Man, and he's a dick. You've got to make it
• 1:16:15
  worse than that, and I wish you luck because I cannot think of anything.
• 1:16:18
  Yeah, this might be an iteration, but I'm going to go ahead
• 1:16:20
  and say, uh, I actually have one nice but I'll save it.
• 1:16:25
  He uh, he's not actually in the comic books. He only says he
• 1:16:29
  is so he can get that fan base to check out his movie. He's
• 1:16:32
  a poser. He's a poser. He's opposer. Is funny, but it's
• 1:16:38
  not such a poser. It's very I hope he never hears any of this
• 1:16:45
  out of content. He knows to small degree. TV wins Devin Smith.
• 1:16:50
  He wins this game. Got three items, he gets three points. It's
• 1:16:56
  a draw everybody way anyway, game. Here's what I had. Kevin Smith
• 1:17:04
  enters into a partnership with OOVA Bowl for all future movies. Oh my god.
• 1:17:11
  Nice, But if he did that for real, could he possibly save
• 1:17:15
  those movies? Movies are terrible? Now we have two terrible movie makers working
• 1:17:21
  together. Doesn't like comic books. That was awesome, That was so enjoyable.
• 1:17:28
  That was a lot of fun. That is an enjoyable game to play
• 1:17:30
  along with. It really is because just because I keep coming out with my
• 1:17:33
  own ideas of how I can make these words. Maybe we should get somebody
• 1:17:36
  else to host our show sometime wink wink, and then you could play it
• 1:17:40
  as well. Wink wink. You know, when you tighten up the parameters,
• 1:17:44
  it does become harder. But I do like that we didn't go straight
• 1:17:46
  for the low head. And I also like that you have to be creative
• 1:17:49
  about it, like you have to reach out for some weird quirk that you
• 1:17:55
  just don't you don't put together with that person, like you know, and
• 1:17:59
  it's all the sudden like wow. So anyway, that was a lot of
• 1:18:02
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• 1:18:05
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• 1:18:10
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  upgrade our equipment, you know, and host game shows that we give
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  that money away to charity. So we're helping a lot of people and having
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  a great time at the same time. It's fantastic. We love it and
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  our Patreon members make it possible for us to do it. So I want
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  to say thank you to them, and thank you to you if you want
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  to check out our Patreon like these great people, William M. Casey,
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  ESK, the gate Leapers, Jeremy F. Aaron S. David M.
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  Ridget from Long Island, Dave A. Kristen F. Justin B. Donna
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  M. And Mexican. Thank you so much for being patrons and helping us
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  to create cooler and cooler things. It means the world, and you get
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  such great perks for just five dollars a month. It really is a great
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  deal. Go to patreon dot com slash bfy tw if you're interested, or
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  just keep listening to the free funding. If you're not, it's cool.
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  We hope you enjoy what we put out either way, but that is going
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  to be it from us. Why Because fuck you, That's why.