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Episode 339: Magnificent Mind of Keenen · Not That Serious

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Did you ever see to do that doest on Twitter? What? Never?
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: The Internet algorithm is crazy.
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: Algorithm is a lot less gay or just not gay
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: at all, like not gay. Okay, I don't okay, Okay, it's.
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: Wild, but it's like, oh that's wild, Oh that's gay.
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: Hmm. I don't, Cory, I don't. I don't, I don't,
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what to say about that.
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you want me to do with that.
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: You see the guy doing.
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: I feel like we never talked about that guys doing.
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: Because everybody's algorithm is different.
• 0:46
  Speaker 4: We've talked about it.
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: I think I just want to know where you got
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: got to them to. The guy who does fencing them
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: regularly is Internet and documents his fentonal usage.
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it in a while. He might be dead.
• 1:03
  Speaker 3: But my timeline, you can wager, yeah, I can wager
• 1:06
  Speaker 3: that my timeline is like like wiki leaks or not
• 1:09
  Speaker 3: like not wiki leaks, live leaks. A lot of crazy
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: off the wall ship like niggas get niggas at uh
• 1:16
  Speaker 3: at car meets getting ran over.
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: Yep. No, I don't want to see people getting people
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: getting stuck in motorcycles niggas that at niggas running from
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: bulls getting horns in the ass, Like that's sounds a
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: little good. You get the car meet on the ones
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: and the ones on the West coast when they.
• 1:34
  Speaker 3: Do the bull those ones, like what kind of bulls?
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: Oh girl tries to climb up of electrical tower and
• 1:45
  Speaker 3: gets electricated, Like, that's the type of ship that's on
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  Speaker 3: my algorithm.
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  Speaker 1: It's wild. And then it'll be like sports stuff like
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: Texas Eagles.
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  Speaker 4: You got the algorithm of a nigga that don't get sleep.
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: Somebody the capitation Archie Manning kid getting bike and Ukraine
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: get a I just saw the other day niggas in
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  Speaker 2: Ukraine and got a fucking.
• 2:12
  Speaker 3: Look at the glow in his eyes when he's talking
• 2:14
  Speaker 3: about people dying. Well, he didn't die in that video.
• 2:17
  Speaker 3: He caught it and threw it. Now the video cut
• 2:20
  Speaker 3: off before he actually.
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: Died, so he died, he did. But I didn't see
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: that for it.
• 2:26
  Speaker 3: You didn't get to see that, Okay, Okay, keep on
• 2:29
  Speaker 3: the comments that said, okay that there's a longer version
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  Speaker 3: of me.
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't see that though.
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: Well, I wasn't expecting this is how he was going
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: to start the episode, I had a completely different intro
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: on mine.
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: What were you thinking?
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: I think I'm just gonna do it, go for it,
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: So we're just gonna try it again.
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, that's I.
• 3:08
  Speaker 5: Don't put that dick in you. I don't put that
• 3:11
  Speaker 5: dick in you. Ah, that's right. That's my Michelle, that's
• 3:18
  Speaker 5: my Keenan. Oh yeah, make that ass.
• 3:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I like it.
• 3:28
  Speaker 5: Dr Wilf, Oh yeah, dows those dreads elsa, let me
• 3:36
  Speaker 5: pulling pull.
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: Th Thank you, thank yourself.
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: That's how I wanted to start talking about something gay,
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: and then you know, you started.
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: And now that was gay. Full circle. It's the circle
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: of life. And there goes monetizing. Well, if shon shark
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: in my size that we'll be fine.
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: We'll do like a three minute clip of just nothing
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: and do like actually like a fake countdown and'll eat
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: up the fire like a little five minutes of stars, Showtime,
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: Showtime in eight minutes, showtime. Exactly what monetization kicks in.
• 4:16
  Speaker 2: But what's going on, everybody. It's the not that serious podcast,
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: the greatest podcast in the.
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: In the world.
• 4:35
  Speaker 2: I happened to be one of your hosts. Large Michael LZ.
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: Keenans in the building, lamont Aka doctor Walt j.
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  Speaker 2: And it is my favorite time of the year, hm,
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  Speaker 2: where we have our very own uh, our very own Uh.
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  Speaker 1: You forgot his name? I forgot his name. Damn said
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  Speaker 1: some nigga.
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  Speaker 2: What's some nigga that uh, some nigga with with with
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  Speaker 2: white in his bloods. Some nigga. You know there's a
• 5:08
  Speaker 2: nigga that that like huh h Yeah, some nigga named Quinton.
• 5:13
  Speaker 2: So we got Quentin in the house, nice.
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: Big back. Every week the first Derek, Now Quinn, this
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: Quentin person, we're having to Corey. Is he coming back?
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: Is he alive? Oh?
• 5:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got Quashet back. He's back from his uh
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: watermelon sabbatical.
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: He has cleansed himself with all the seeds and he's
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: ready to suffer in silence for another.
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  Speaker 4: Seven months.
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah and yeah, everybody introduced themselves, right, that got already. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: that's why I.
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  Speaker 1: Introduced Correctlinton Quentin Miller, Quentin Miller q M. You know
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: I think he got leg did he get his leg?
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: Chopper he was in a car accident, lost his foot.
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: That's crazy and needs to put out a new song.
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: By the way, did he really he's still doing it?
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: Goodna stop? Good? Good for him, good for stop even
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: when he should stop? Uh huh.
• 6:22
  Speaker 2: Damn talk about like he can't stop. Won't stop you
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  Speaker 2: never like you never like boy for life. Speaking of life,
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: that nigga might get life because literally five minutes before
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: we hit record, we got straight off the twitter sphere.
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  Speaker 4: That fucking one Sean Diddy loved Puffy Combs.
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: It's been arrested, arrested after grand jury indictment.
• 6:56
  Speaker 2: By the f B.
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  Speaker 1: I what are they saying about what they did?
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  Speaker 4: They haven't released like the charges right?
• 7:03
  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 4: So yeah that I mean, I don't really have we
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  Speaker 4: got them.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 7:09
  Speaker 2: God's work has been done. We trying to get this
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  Speaker 2: guy from We did it, y'all.
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: We have to move to Delaware.
• 7:18
  Speaker 6: We did it.
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: We did.
• 7:20
  Speaker 4: We did change. We had we had to avoid this.
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: We had to do a little sabbatical and Dover. We
• 7:26
  Speaker 2: had to move from Newark to Dover.
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: It was, it was rough, It was believable to a
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: lot of people. Thought they.
• 7:34
  Speaker 4: Definitely still do. So now we're back in our main
• 7:37
  Speaker 4: base in Newcastle. You know what I'm saying.
• 7:41
  Speaker 2: They got that nigga.
• 7:42
  Speaker 4: You can't touch us now.
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: Uh M. I don't know if they get more on
• 7:51
  Speaker 2: your nigga. But uh, how's everybody's week been. We'll get
• 7:57
  Speaker 2: to you in a second.
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: My week's been pretty good. There's been a lot of
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: I just realized what I was about to say. It's
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: been a lot of eating out.
• 8:14
  Speaker 7: But not like that.
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: I don't do that anymore, bumber clock, he said, I'll
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: make sure I picked my battles. People were really tickled
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: with the fact that you don't start arguing because in
• 8:32
  Speaker 2: fear of it, like, uh, jokes jokes, but I mean,
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: you know that's some jokes are true. But yeah, because
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: sometimes like sometimes it is like.
• 8:42
  Speaker 4: I want to be right right now, or do I
• 8:43
  Speaker 4: want to have sex?
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: I could be right tomorrow. I can have sex for
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  Speaker 1: a bust.
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: Actually that was.
• 8:54
  Speaker 7: You know what.
• 8:55
  Speaker 4: You actually didn't put the cheese away.
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: It wasn't me. You left it out, and the tortillas
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: are always open, and that's like it can change the
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: split second round ticking. But yeah, and now ate out
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: a lot this week and peaked it with going to Nebrasa.
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys heard of it. A
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: Brazilian steakhouse. Compared it compared to fog A Child, it's
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: not the same, about the same price though, but it's
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: more expensively just about the same price. Pretty much the same.
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: But it was all the way and Horsham out of
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: the way. It was like forty minutes and the bridge
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: was like pretty much backed up because it went from
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: two lanes to one, so it took us like an
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: hour and fifteen minutes to get there. Halfway through, yeah,
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: halfway through, Brandy was like, maybe we should just go home,
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: and I was like, girl, we're in tras rage.
• 10:01
  Speaker 4: We can't just go home. Yeah, Like, we got to
• 10:03
  Speaker 4: see this through.
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: He's like, this is something you do before we get
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: into the before we get into the ass to ass traffic.
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: Crux of the traffic. Just like, there's no way to
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: go home right now.
• 10:16
  Speaker 4: You can't see traffic blue balls you.
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was just like, ahna, but yeah, it
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: was it was cool. It was cool other than that
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: same old saying. Teams have been winning, but I know
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: it's short term victories. I know what's really coming around
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: the corner, and it's gonna be disappointment in despair. What
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: you talking about all of them.
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: He's doing he's doing he's doing the Corey method where
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: it's like I want to invest myself so they can't
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: hurt me.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: That's the thing I am. I'm more disappointed about my
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: fantasy teams more than anything. I'm stretched thin, bro.
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: One of my teams, I forgot to make it so
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: institution because Christian McCaffrey and then Pooka is on I
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: R two, Bro.
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: No passing touchdowns. This is the lowest passing touchdowns and
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: like the last who knows how many years?
• 11:11
  Speaker 7: What is it?
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: The nineties?
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: A lot of injuries, A lot of injuries, injury, yeah,
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: as a lot of ass Cooper Cup Yeah, yeah, Cooper
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: got hurt.
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: Joku. That's just round m m MARII Cooper can't catch.
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: It's all bad. He's on my team too. That's the
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: last time he's just dropping. He's just asked. But yeah,
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: that that was my weekend. That's nice.
• 11:38
  Speaker 8: You know, same ship, different days. My teams are still losing.
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  Speaker 8: Uh we lost this week because we couldn't kick a
• 11:47
  Speaker 8: field goal.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: Only lost on field goals.
• 11:51
  Speaker 4: Wasn't that all game?
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: All field goals?
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: Like seven field goals? Yeah? The kicker had all the points, right, yeah,
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: they did.
• 11:56
  Speaker 4: We we couldn't kick any because our kicker got injured
• 11:58
  Speaker 4: the first play the game.
• 12:00
  Speaker 3: Yes, say, y'all were the first team to lose when
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: scoring three touchdowns and losing to a team that scored none.
• 12:06
  Speaker 4: Bro at that.
• 12:08
  Speaker 8: It got to a point where I was like, let's try.
• 12:10
  Speaker 8: Because he tried the first way he missed. I'm like,
• 12:12
  Speaker 8: you know, kicking is a rhythm thing.
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: Right, Rhythm.
• 12:17
  Speaker 4: Might be fine. Rhythm I kicked minutes ago. I should
• 12:24
  Speaker 4: be able to go again.
• 12:25
  Speaker 8: Here on the sideline practicing there, just like we won't
• 12:28
  Speaker 8: need you because it was the punter. Yeah, but you
• 12:31
  Speaker 8: know again, I can't wait for Sanders to be in
• 12:34
  Speaker 8: that giant jersey next year. It's gonna be great.
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: He's black.
• 12:37
  Speaker 8: That's fine. We're gonna have our first one. Okay, I
• 12:41
  Speaker 8: first drafted one because we've had black quarterback.
• 12:43
  Speaker 4: There's yeah. Against never grudgingly, No, it's not.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: A grudging I've never drafted a black quarterback. No, but
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: he would be teaming.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: Y'all have never willingly probably one time, y'all have willingly
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: made a black man your quarterback.
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: And that's because Eli was so terrible. Yeah, that's ship.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: And even then I think it happened. I'll did it
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: for one game, and that nigga was right back out.
• 13:09
  Speaker 8: It was literally the last game of the of that season,
• 13:11
  Speaker 8: and then he played the whole season the next year.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: Who is that busting up? He owns the place.
• 13:17
  Speaker 4: Like he played Bills.
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: None of the lights came on like now just shot
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: when you come in your house.
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: Busting in here with a Racord clothes.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Striped T shirts, just stripe polos, like you, that's a character.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: He was like, he's I just hit a lick, Just
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: hit a lick at the coals. Now got these ten.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: For twenty what my coles cash.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: I told you, I'm no ship, because he was like
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: he just looked like he was like, I just I
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: just hit a lick. Baby, I got all these shirts.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: They got imperfections. If you notice the second button is
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: not really there, but they won't notice that you get
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: them because I don't button that button anyway.
• 14:11
  Speaker 4: I didn't notice that.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: That's why Marshalls the clothes are so like cheap, like
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: the name, because imperfection.
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: Like last now, former male, former males is nothing but imperfectical.
• 14:23
  Speaker 9: Form Former males is my parents take me to I'm
• 14:27
  Speaker 9: sure we talked, well, everybody shot the every absolutely, but like,
• 14:32
  Speaker 9: have you been there as an adult?
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: But I could have form my own. I wear Echo,
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: you don't wear.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Mecca, you don't wear Snoop Doggs line you still got one,
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: you don't wear mischeme for forms g Green Global.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: None of us polo association is association assassination. That's what
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: it was.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: It was killing swag, was killing your style associated with
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: no association with bitches?
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah? How was your week? Mine? It was cool. I
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: can't even think of anything I did exactly. I be
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: like that. It's just it's just a week.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: My teams have let you down.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: Mick's bag right now? Y'all losing fifteen ten?
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Are we really? We just had a successful touch push though, so.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: I know they're gonna piss me off today. That's okay
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: because too many cool things are happening at the same time.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: I don't worry. If you gotta look down, it's all right. Huh,
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: that's right here, I got you. I don't I don't know.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Too many cool things have Nick Foles with a little
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: retirment thing Jason Kelsey's back. It's too many positive things
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: happening around this game. We're gonna fucking lose, and it's
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: all right. I've made peace with it, starting to make
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: peace with it in my mind. I'm just gonna pour
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: forward and have a good show.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is on the forefront. What's on the forefront,
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: the show, of course. Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah yeah.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what about don't give me no fucking money.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: None at all, not a straw, wheat penny, not a
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: got He got engaged though, shot that black queens. I
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: was happy that y'all heard about the the thing about
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: the NDA to be in his house, like the house
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: cleaners or whoever is working in his house. His house,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: it was an NDA for like when his girlfriend I
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: guess now fiance came downstairs, they're supposed to stop what
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: they're doing and look at the floor. Allegedly that's weird.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: But they were saying. The person was speculating that it
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: was because she was pregnant. But she doesn't look pregnant, so.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: What thing she is? I's gonna melt the baby in there?
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: There's n DA sign. How do we we know that?
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know. People talk about their inndias all the time,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Like the lady last week, you're talking about the white
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: lady got a voice, white lady talking about her India.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah well yeah, yeah, yeah, she was someone else talking
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: about someone else's NDIA. So it's like NDAs expire. They
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: have the date on them. I don't think so it's
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: is forever. I don't know. I feel like they do, but.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: Maybe for time sensitive stuff.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Let us know if you know more about India's lawyers, listeners.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: I'm sure somebody in the discording like, well India is
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: actually yeah, let us know the discord knows. Oh yeah,
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: shout out to speaker Spotify Automnic.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: What and that's why all lesbians are lawyers?
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: What?
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: What?
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: What lesbian's lawyers?
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Because the NDIA is for now? Dick aloud? Come on, man,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: follow with me, No, no, nothing, alright, all right, they
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: can't all be winners. Yeah, don't write that one down,
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: don't let the that's that's gone. I can't wait to
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: get into it the next next time, next week, buddy,
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: All right, what what else we got here?
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: That was? Each week? Explain yourself? Yeah? What do you
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: have to say for yourself?
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, all right, so what happened this weekend? I
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: just have to work, you know, DJing I started a
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: new job.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, so that was cool. I'm working a school now.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: I thought we were gonna keep it a mystery. No, no,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not one of y'all. I mean, what are y'all.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Now we're going to school. I won't say where, but
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: I work at school in Delaware, in Delaware Awards. We'll
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: see how long it lasts. Like it's just it's that's
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: why he don't.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: Give if we're done, because about out the door and
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: two much.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah all right, So here's the thing, like I work
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: one on one with a you know, with a certain child,
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: but it's to the point where I don't think he really.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Needs one mm hmmm. So we'll see how it goes.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Because I'm I'm not gonna I'm bored, like I feel
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: like I feel like I'm going to school and getting
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: paid to go to school.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Class, you know what I'm saying.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: So he's in regular classes.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: So sometimes we probably would say this pressure either way,
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: I don't care, uh, like, you know, we'll be in school,
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: like we'll be in class, like I'll have to tell
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: him like YO, pay attention to or YO chill out.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't snap. I don't want to know. I'm
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: not going to embarrass him. I know some people, So
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: when do you hit him? I don't.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Ruler, not like I just feel like he just has
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: to like, all right, well focus, stop laughing. You know,
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: he's kind of a class clown to he's cool, but
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: I don't think he necessarily needs an aid. So we'll
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: see how long it sounds like if they try to
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: keep me with him all year, I don't. I can't
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: see myself doing that all year. But because it's that
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: boring abandon I don't know, it's not even abandon him.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: It's to the point where it's like it's young.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: You don't need me here, young, you need young.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: You abandon this potential lion like bro, you don't even know.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: He's definitely not a young he's not.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: I'm saying, I put him down. You can go down
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: the path of whying.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Like there's other there's other little kids I've seen there hying,
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: but him, he's chilling.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: So that was I started that Friday. It was only
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: my second day. Okay, it's still early, so maybe he'll
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: show me some signs later. You got some good days, yeah,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: I got some good days. Got some bad days ahead
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: of us. But we'll see. School just started.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it just started. That's why I was Also I
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: was confused. I'm like, damn, they got him an aid already,
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: but apparently had one elementary school because now he's in
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: middle school.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: So yeah, so that that's that. So that's new for me.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: And then also today I went to the Eagles tail gate. Right,
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: so today's Monday. I don't know if we want to
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: want to lost yet because it's still Monday for us.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: But once at the Eagles tailgate, I'm literally on my
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: way here and I'm walking through the parking lot. I'm
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: almost at my car getting through the parking lot. I'm
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: in like if you've ever been to Infinity or just
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: that general area. I'm right next to the Philly Stadium,
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: the Citizens Bank Park, and there's this girl.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Like pretty much like in the bushes. Oh, I'm like,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: that's strange.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: So her friend is sanding here like over top of her,
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: and the girl had already she was already throwing up
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: at that point.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: So I was about to keep walking by, but something
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: told me to stop.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: And there was like three dudes that had worked for
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: the complex as well, and they'll hide like the trash
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: cans with them, and they were like pushing it through
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: like they were about to just keep on walking too,
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: but the girl just sounded crazy, so we all had
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: stopped at the same time, like damn, she might need help,
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: so we.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: All stopped like fuck. So the girls like, yo, I
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: gotta get her to my car.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: I parked over on the other side of Citizen Bank,
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: so like we're almost there, but I just need Like
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: She's like I just can't get her over there. I'm like,
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: so that's why an ambulance wasn't called exactly that, because
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: she wasn't that far okay, So I literally asked you.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: So I'm like, yo, like there's no way y'all can help, right,
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: It was like, nah, we gotta finish doing what we're doing.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Like we're literally on the clock right now. We can't
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: stop this to do that, Like fuck all right, so
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: let me help. So the girl puts the other girl
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: on her back. So if we turn it to a clip,
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: I say name. Her name is Mimi, right, So the
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: girl me drunk as hell? Right, mm hmmm, So that's
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: what she was calling her. So I'm like, right, that
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: might have been a fake name.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: So she's trying to help the girl out we put
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: we put her on the girl's back, right, so the
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: girls like, fuck it, I'm gonna carry her. I'm like,
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: I can't carry this girl. I got one knee, Like,
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: I literally can't do it. I was like, I wouldn't mind,
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: but I cannot do it.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Right now, I'm just so the girl is carrying me. Yes, Mary,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Mimi is getting.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Carried right, so we're almost like we might have walked
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: three minutes. Right, Mimi starts throwing up down the girl's back.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Like, oh.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: God, a right, so she starts throwing up the girl
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: down the girl's back. Right as that happened, the dudes
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: came back. They're like, yo, we we just took our track,
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: like we did what we had to do.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: We just made it quick. We came back.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: I'm like, funk, all right, that was like perfect timing
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: because she's throwing up again, right, So we put her
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: down on the ground. The girl throwing up, so I'm like, yo,
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: turn her on her side so she doesn't like choking throat.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: So she turned them outside and the other girls like, yo,
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: she got her fucking on her right, the.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Other throwing up girl throwing up with.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Blick on her I'm like, fuck, she's like, yes, that's
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: why I can't, like the cops can't come over here.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: I'm like me, crazy memes, come on, Beams, babes, come on.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: You know, you can't be putting yourself in a situation.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: So the friend takes it, she puts it in her bag.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: She's like, yeah, I cannot have the cops come over here.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: And she's like public and publicly intoxicated, like this is
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: a bad mix.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: So she's breaking a law while breaking another laws, right.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: So she's throwing up. She's on her side, and I'm
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: just like yo, like I'm like pep talking here. I'm like,
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: maybe you need to just keep throwing up, like let
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: it out, because you got to get this ship out.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: So she starts like she's like dry heat. Like at
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: this point, she's not even throwing up.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Let it out, girl, you need to like you can
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: do this meeting.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Let it go, because you you need to reach a
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: certain level where we can help you. Because also in
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: the in the meantime, she's like, no, get off of me,
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: get off me. So me and it's three niggas too.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: We're all like, I'm not touching this girl. Racially inconspicuous girl.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: She is vomit yet vomiting with a with a strap
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: on her I'm not touching it her right, So everybody's like.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: It's a recipe for a hashtag, right there.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, backing up, And honestly, that's how she ended up
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: carrying her in the first place, right, because we're like,
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: fuck that.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: If you want to.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: Carry her, you do it.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Imagine now, imagine if she said she got that ship
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: on her and it was an actual strap, like a
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: strap on that.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: She herself. I got that ship on me.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: No, So so now you got what you need to lie.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: I need to let it out.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: I was like, no, they be doing that though, So
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: she got so fast forward. She's like finally like kind
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: of like done throwing up, and she's all right, help
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: me up. So finally we're all right, you want us
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: to help him? She was like, yes, the one, the
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: one dude.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: He just picked her up. He's like, I'm gonna put
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: her on my shoulder. I'm like, all right, what not?
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: You got it?
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: He puts her over her shoulder, starts walking away. I said, yo,
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: I have to go somewhere, and somewhere was here. So
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: once he did that, I was like, I'm out. So
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: That's how it ended up showing me a late to
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: the podcast today.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: But that's okay. I was, I was on my way.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I was something had told me, Like you ever have
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: that that gut feeling where it was like, damn, I
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: need to do this.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: That's what happened. Like I was about to just keep
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: on walking. That was something that had told me that
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: was the right thing. Something I don't know what it was.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: I was gonna keep going.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Bro. I had literally looked at my phone. I'm like,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not dealing with this. I got somewhere to go.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: And when I stopped, the dudes behind me stopped at
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: the same time. I'm like, fuck, I guess I gotta
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: do this.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: And I always let your conscience be your guy. Damn.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: It was the right feeling, for sure, and it wasn't
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: what I would have done, but it is the right.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: But it was.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: The thing was so even like those dudes work in
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: that complex. They were like, yo, we see this all
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: the time. They were like, this is the worst person
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: we've ever seen, Like you see this every time there's
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: a sporting event, we see it, yea damn, And I
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: was like, this is for real, Like the worst.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: They were like, yes, I'd have left that laying in
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: their own filth. It was bad, bro, I would have
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: felt a part of me would have felt bad. I
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: would have been thinking about that all night.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, damn, yeah, that girl alive. She alive.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: So at least I'm happy that, Like they helped her
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: get back to the car. Worst case scenarios, she at
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: least got. She's on her way to get help.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: But I don't know. I don't know if she had
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: alcohol poisoned or what. It seemed like drink too much.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: It seemed like it. But then the frame was like
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: because we we had we kept asking her what does
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: she drink? What does she have?
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: What?
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: What is this?
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: She's like, yo, she only had two three drinks. It
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: don't seem two three, ever clear, it don't seem like
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: two three?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what the hell? What happened? Drink? So I don't know,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: but that was that was crazy. That was interesting.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: But drinking grog from the medieval time for that Game
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: of Thrones one like sludge.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: So it doesn't even have an alcohol alcohol percentage. No,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: it's like it is it is what it is this
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: time alcohoing percentage. Yes, we find out as we go,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: but you just feel just feel it out. Shout out.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Shout out to me, I hope you're good.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Shout out to her gun.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: My bliky.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: You know she you know she probably.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: You can either you can either be drunk or have
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: a gun.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: You can't do it's crazy because you neither be drunk
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: or be in possession of a fire off.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Like, it was crazy how we found it. Because the nigga,
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: like the dude had like was helping her roll over.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: He was like oh, and then the friend was like,
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: oh she got that sh like, oh it was a
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: titty like that is a weapon?
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Bro? Literally, bro, where was it was crazy?
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: It was like she had it like it was she
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: had leggings on. I saw that, So I'm confused where
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: I was confused. I'm like she had the gun in
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: her leggings, had it like like in her panties had
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: to been she had. She had had a jersey on too,
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: so I guess like the jersey was long enough where
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: like you couldn't see it. She had the black by
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: the cool was crazy, bro, Yes, in there, I'm telling you,
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: we was all like what the yeah, what are you
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: doing that you need a gun to score at the tailgate,
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: the tailgate, what you got.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Enemies like that?
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: The tailgate was crazy.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, Philly, She's like, I never know one
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: of these bitches run out trying to run up on me,
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: trying to catch me slipping.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: She didn't look dangerous though. That was the thing. I
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: don't know. That's what dangerous, dangerously drunk.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: It is Tennsylvania, Well, Pennsylvania is. Yeah, Philly's not a state,
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: thank you. It might as well be, but it's not
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: thank you.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Because you got Philadelphia and then you got the rest else.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Fracks so fair it is.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: It is about to think that Harrisburg and and Philly
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: are in the same state. But al Tuna out, Yeah,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Lamont hates Pittsburgh and everything around it. No Altuna
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: is even I mean just from my drives through, it
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: felt like a whole different area. Honest, people there is
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: that what I'm not that's white people.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Lancaster, Lancaster, yeah not No, Lancaster is yeah, but I
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: was just like, I've never been I've heard of it.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Pencil Tucky, Yeah, there's no reason to go to. That's
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: where they that's where that's where the groundhogs from pennsyl
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, pencil Tucky like Kentucky Pennsylvania because
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: it's pretty much the south. Pennsylvania is like the South.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Oh why because when you have lack of diversity, why
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: why is Pemberton the way that it is. There's no
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: negro because it's not Pemberton.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: I about saying parents definitely got niggas in there.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: It's just South Jersey, South South Jersey. Once you get
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: into fucking like, once you get into rural areas and
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: they put they put craft cheese on the pizza.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: They put what craft cheese?
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: They put the slice cheese on their pizza. Animal. If
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I see somebody putting slice es on the pizza, I
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: will kill you. He knows that's the pizza. It's that
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: nasty business. Nasty business.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: That sounds horrible.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Tun pizza.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: I'm writing now down that might be what the tunzza
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: you said, That might be fire.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not eating. Was offended. That's how I feel when
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: you talk about chiff Yard d That's how I feel.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I freaking.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: I put it in the discord.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I freaked that John.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: You didn't freak anything. It was not treat yourself better.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Put the little fixed something about that you got a
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: lot of negative comments about that.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: I think I got nothing but positive reviews on that.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: It was like, wow, good job, all right, Donald J.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Michael was very good boy.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: That's positive in the world.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Michael Vance Italy couldn't compare. Did y'all see what he
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: said about of course, which time he was on a
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: roll in in one day. I think A. J. D.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Vance is crazy. He's pretty much like if we got
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: to create her on that he made that. I'm like,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: he said, you just admitted to a line to everybody
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: just so people would listen to.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: And then you can see him, you can see him
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: realize that he got caught, like, oh, I just snitched
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: on myself, and he goes, well, I'm saying if I
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: had to make things up to bring attention to my constituents, buddy, boy,
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: you're running. You say that, I've had my fair share
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: of beef with Haitian cuisine over the stop while you're
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: heading quick White, I had me in the Haitian community.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: We've had a bit of a playful banter about how
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: I don't find the lighter just finder points of their
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: cuisine appealing.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Do not give into xenophobia.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: No, never did I think or agree that or think
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: it would be catching rabbits.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: And dogs, well not rabbit rabbits.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: Telling you, I'm saying, I don't believe that's saying. I'm
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: not saying anything wrong. It's not I'm saying I didn't
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: think it was like that. Never, I've never even heard.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Heard of that.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: I've never heard of that.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: No, nobody, that's that's that's the lie. I've heard of
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: other communities xenophobia.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: I want, I want.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: I won't say which, but I've heard of other communities
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: far taking.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: We've talked about it on this pod. No, definitely even
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna even people know if you know, you know,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: and we know you know, we all.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: I actually think we made it a clip.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Who does the joke?
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Who doesn't.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: We'll be he fell off, he fell off the wagon.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: We should have a counter like you know how they
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: have a construction site days without an accident, days with
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: out all.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I had a good run, you did, so we got
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: to flip that back there on that.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: So yeah, some for somebody they said that Hatian people
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: are migrating to Ohio eating dogs and cats. Apparently they are,
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: they are migrating there like that. Yeah, because they're seeking
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: asylum from Haiti, which is like it's a lot bad
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: over there, and people are going to just happened to
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: land in Ohio.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Made to spring I just want to know to go
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: to Springfield, just job everybody else, because everybody else you
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: want to switch it up, you gotta go, like, let
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: me find a.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: New niche I find a new a new slant, a
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: new a new route.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: They need people over here, they need people, they need
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: they need black rice over here.
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: I got some.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: It was a severe lack of black rice. It's Springfield,
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Ohio level. They have other rice, let me feeling, but
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: they they don't.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: But they don't have black rice in Springfield.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: But now you only always talk about just the black rice.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: That's all they got.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: No, it's not.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: They got black rice. There's black rice, and then light
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: black rice and then bass negative black rice.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: That's white rice. Trash their food. Talk about the mac
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: and cheese. You can trash that now, onions, peppers.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: The whole guys get a little colorful with the Magazinese.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: I'll say this. They these jokes I make with the
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Haitian food, it's really just jokes. A lot of food
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: is pretty good, especially there that that shit is busting
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: ship fire. But I will take it a test that
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: fucking maca cheese is a dia bo is an abomination. Okay,
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: not everything can be good, No, not even to But
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: but I'm not joking when I say that ship.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: Is Bro's doing it.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Like that ship Bro, what the black.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Motherfucking Christmas time? Mac and cheese, freaking red and green peppers?
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: And want you put things in mac and cheese that
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: aren't mac and cheese. You're sucking up.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you don't want baked, don't put no bacon in it, don't.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: I mean no bacon.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: That's one thing.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Want nothing. I don't if I want mac and cheese, bacon, bacon,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: make everything and baking I don't want.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: But if it's.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: But if it's good, just just you don't have to
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: do it. You save that bacon for breakfast. But if I.
• 36:54
  Speaker 8: Er, if I was else and they had bacon, mac
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: and cheese, I'm probably gonna get two helpings.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Sure, Yeah, that's all, sure, But I'm like, also at
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: the back, lind, He's like, why they.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Ain't gonna say no to bacon in your mac and juice.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying nobody's said I'm going to say no,
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: But in the beginning stages, the question is going to arise.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Fuck you.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: The beginning stage, I'm going to ask the question, why
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: are you doing this? As he's scooping, why have we
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: done this?
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: God damn?
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: Who the fuck majors?
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Looking massacre and it's just what the soul food like this?
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: Can't blasphe why would you do? You got tump aware.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Soul food. Can't you one talk about our experience saying
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: he could? Were you about to say Donald inside of temperware? WHOA?
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: I do agree though, like you put spaghetti and tupperware
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: and it don't come out. I was gonna say, from
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: today found out that Tupperware was actually a brand that's
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: going bankrupt. I didn't know Tupperware was an actual brand. Yeah, yeah,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I just thought it was what we call plastic wear.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Same thing with band aids. Yeah, I mean I knew
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: about band I didn't know about Tuperware. To find out
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: when they're going out of business and Q tips, yeah,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: actual tool is a cotton cotton swap.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Cotton shipping in the shipping in the evening. Nobody back
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: to back to your soul food experience. Yeah, let's get
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: to y'all experience.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: Zoe one on one, no.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Slap song.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: That was actually said fresh tea. But she but she
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: loved the kind swaps.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Why are you saying swaps like that? Because I said it?
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: She had the breeches.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, soul food, this is my last EPID is your
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: last episode? Finday cut the red mic keenan's been plotting
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: for a long time, but that red mic okay?
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: But now so me and MJ went to the Black
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: Chinese restaurant. Yeah, Black Dragon.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: When was this Fridays?
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: Friday?
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Friday? Didn't go? That was Thursday? Thursday?
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: It was Thursday, No, it was Friday either way, it
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: was Thursday.
• 39:41
  Speaker 8: It was Thursday. We went Thursday, but we went. The
• 39:44
  Speaker 8: store opened up at twelve o'clock. We didn't get our
• 39:46
  Speaker 8: food until one forty forty five.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: And y'all place your orders.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: So is it opening? No?
• 39:53
  Speaker 8: So what it was was there was a line there
• 39:56
  Speaker 8: at twelve already and there was only letting seven people
• 39:58
  Speaker 8: in at a time.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: To order food.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Nik Lee, So well, this this still new, so it's
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: very I've been seeing it online popular.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Getting a lot of TikTok gas. Yeah, like we we
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: did a review video that would probably come out later.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: But keenan Lee, all right, you're doing in the car.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: We did it on the car. Mm hmm yemm, changing
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: it up trunk in the streets, in the trunk like
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: you're hostage. So now I'm gonna try to call it
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: flower wings.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: The oxtail lowmine.
• 40:37
  Speaker 8: So tried the oxtail lowmane, this shrimp lowmane and the
• 40:42
  Speaker 8: fried chicken fried rice. The oxtail low maine. Uh had
• 40:47
  Speaker 8: a nice little kick to it. I would say it's
• 40:49
  Speaker 8: more of like egg soup because it's like it's like
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: a lot of bra it's like five yeah, yeah, it's
• 40:58
  Speaker 8: like real brothy.
• 41:01
  Speaker 7: Main.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, lomain supposed to be like that lemon shouldn't have
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: broth in it. Well for that like it was just
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: very like, Okay, that doesn't sound right to me though.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I mean that's all they make it.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: Well, the shrimpl main was fine. The shrimp main maybe.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: It was for the box and the domain. Was it
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: broth Lomaine too?
• 41:19
  Speaker 8: The shrimplin or the I'm sorry yeah, the shrimp man No. Well,
• 41:22
  Speaker 8: the shrimplo man had sauce, so like that was just sauce.
• 41:24
  Speaker 8: It wasn't brothly like that was maybe the oxtail juice.
• 41:28
  Speaker 8: Maybe maybe yeah, the oxtail juice.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Either way, let's work on that name. Black dragon. Maybe
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: it's not what we want to call it. Yeah, in
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: confused some people, let's bro or or less bro. Yeah.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: So that was good.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: The fried chicken fried rice, that was nice. I knew
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: it was gonna be fried chicken. I don't know why.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: I thought it was just gonna be a wing on
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: the fried rice.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Not actually what I thought. What was it?
• 41:59
  Speaker 8: Thought like the fried rice? So like I thought it
• 42:02
  Speaker 8: was gonna be like the Hood Special where you get
• 42:04
  Speaker 8: the chicken wings and the fried rice. So you got
• 42:06
  Speaker 8: the wing, but that it was like fried chicken breasts
• 42:08
  Speaker 8: and they just put it in the john.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: So it was cool.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: It was nice.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: I got the.
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: The collar green egg roll now because why do we
• 42:20
  Speaker 8: get because the soul for agro was out already, and.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: Damn, I was about, like why do I get?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: That's because twelve o'clock the open we got our food.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: We would order twenty eight and they're already out. No way.
• 42:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, So and the thing is so it was like
• 42:40
  Speaker 8: a so there was no meat in the the collar
• 42:46
  Speaker 8: greens uh, and they had like some kind of cheese
• 42:49
  Speaker 8: in it. Listen, listen, listen. When when I tasted the
• 42:54
  Speaker 8: first I'm like, is that cheese? But I finished that, bitch,
• 42:57
  Speaker 8: that's it wasn't bad. Was okay, it wasn't bad. But
• 43:03
  Speaker 8: I'm going and heat dies down?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah he did? Is less hot.
• 43:10
  Speaker 8: The people in line that said, like one girl was there,
• 43:12
  Speaker 8: there was like her third time. Yeah, she was there
• 43:15
  Speaker 8: trying every day that week. She she tried to go,
• 43:19
  Speaker 8: but every time, like they don't have anything better to do.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: She wanted. Yeah, that's crazy. You don't have a job,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: you don't have anything.
• 43:27
  Speaker 10: Give it up.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Second time. You didn't don't have to work, Michael, Not
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: everybody giving up three days in a.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: Row, Okay, giving up the second time. The second time,
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: it's like, okay, second time, I'm not doing.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: I'll try again next week. I'm not doing that.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, you vacuum.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: I think like the girl lived like in the neighborhood.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: She must live better live next door, bitch. Either way,
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: I still would have done it consecutive like she did.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: But she was like, yeah, every time I tried, I
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: kept getting cut off. I'm all the way down the block,
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: around the corner.
• 44:05
  Speaker 8: She was like, only while, I'm still here now because
• 44:06
  Speaker 8: I'm at the door after like Aura's change.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: But you're around she's around the corner, like like that's
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: how far the line was?
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I thought, she like she.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: Lived around the corner. I was like, bro, what are
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: you doing?
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind a while, but.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: You know, it's a cool concept.
• 44:21
  Speaker 8: Uh I could probably I'll go back because there's a
• 44:24
  Speaker 8: couple more things that we're trying to bing you. Okay,
• 44:27
  Speaker 8: out of ten out of ten, mm hmm, I give
• 44:32
  Speaker 8: it a solid seven point five.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I was just saying, without seven out of ten, only
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: a dog stillin But okay, same, pretty the same, Okay, Okay, so.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: It's it's worth us going out one day.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not going. I probably won't go to at.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: Least at least November.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: But how was it West Phil? It's not bad, It's okay, Okay,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: it was. It was an okay area. Yeah, it was
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: some some of the gingrified whites there.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's all people in the commons saying that
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: like that is not the hood. It's right next to
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: the hospital.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: If you do get shot. But it was about where, Yeah,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: there's about that. That's not the hood. I'm going to
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: take the word of the people that lived there, and yeah,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: it's stupid. It's so he's so mean.
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: I'm like, Okay, here's the thing, his thing. I feel
• 45:30
  Speaker 8: like there's different grades of hood.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, yeah, of course that hood turn like me knowing
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: where that's at.
• 45:37
  Speaker 8: I even said, like, she's in a better part of
• 45:39
  Speaker 8: it's a D plus because everything that people would categorize
• 45:44
  Speaker 8: as a hood happens in that area. Would you go
• 45:46
  Speaker 8: to the corner store at ten o'clock at night out there? No, Now,
• 45:50
  Speaker 8: here's the thing. Here's the thing. I walked to down
• 45:52
  Speaker 8: in general during the daytime. Now granted the sun was setting,
• 45:57
  Speaker 8: but the sun was setting, but it was still light outside.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: I came back. They was like, where'd you go?
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I just walked the Why would you walk
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: to the Dollar Adrenal?
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Do you walk around here?
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: I'm like, it's it's it's now who are these people
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: that are that live there? But are they from there
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: or do they just live there? Because it is a difference.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: They live there, they're not from there, They live. Where
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: are they from?
• 46:23
  Speaker 8: Well, well, one's from Philly, the other ones from New Jersey,
• 46:26
  Speaker 8: the other ones from Atlanta.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: But granted the.
• 46:29
  Speaker 8: People that lived there as well. She was like, oh,
• 46:31
  Speaker 8: this isn't the hood. But I'm like, if it's not
• 46:33
  Speaker 8: the hood, why can't I walk the Dollar General?
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Then probably not safe for you to walk to General?
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: It should if it should be safe for everybody.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: If it's not the hood A good point there. It
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: should be safe for everybody. If it's not the Hook,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: if it's if it's D plus hood rating, you should
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: be safe to walk.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: And I felt safe.
• 46:54
  Speaker 8: Little kids outside playing, one of the little girls called
• 46:57
  Speaker 8: me a black kendll.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, girl, stop it. Uh.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Now, there was a group of black men that was like,
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: I feel like I have to cross the street right now.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: But I did cross. I don't give a fuck.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: It was across the street. There's a group of.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: Make no noises.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: But I just toold.
• 47:18
  Speaker 8: To, you know, cross the street. Which I crossed the street,
• 47:20
  Speaker 8: and even though the store was at the corner on
• 47:23
  Speaker 8: the same side, so I crossed and crossed again.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I did. I don't care, okay, okay, okay. I'm like, oh,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: it's I know that area.
• 47:33
  Speaker 8: And also depends on what ten minute direction you talk
• 47:35
  Speaker 8: about from the fucking uh stadium.
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: Depends on which ten minutes you go. Oh you can
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: hit some ship.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying, okay, how many bullet wounds because you
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: go past you take.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: If you're going up to Allegheny and you don't get
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: off at exit twenty six, twenty five, you just keep
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: on going.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna be in the trenches. Yeah, I want
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: to know.
• 47:55
  Speaker 11: Because I know, you know, if it ain't Center City,
• 48:00
  Speaker 11: were fish Town were going, I know Cherry Hill, Yeah,
• 48:09
  Speaker 11: I know Florence.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Lawrence is bad. Florence might be worse. I know
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Florence turn exit.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: That's the version that's high school. Yeah, go flashes and
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: across just about saying it.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: That's that's that's got about three landmarks. Did you all
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: want to talk about the debate. This isn't a political podcast,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: but we need to staring out lane.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: Nobody wants to hear political talks. Listen down to Trump
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: got cooked?
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: He did?
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: He sounded stupid.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: If we had to play both sides, people were like, oh, well,
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: they weren't really fact checking Kamala.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: They're fact checking down, check somebody.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: When you say when you lie, when you say, boy, you.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Gotta get fat, Yeah, you gotta get fat. You're killing
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: the kids after they're buying the nigga. Yeah, said that.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: They asked the question. I don't even know if they
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: were talking about immigration.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Well, he said abortion after nine months, babies after the horn,
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: That's murder.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: It was like, in no state is that legal? That's murder?
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when she when she she knew exactly how to
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: press that nigga buttons. When she said the thing about
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: the crowd size, Oh yeah, she knew what you're saying,
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: Like he like, people are leaving his crowd She was
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: like yeah, She was like, yeah, people are leaving his
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: crowds early because like he just says the same stuff
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: and people are tired of it. And they were asking that.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: They were asking a question about I think the economy
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: or some ship. And he's like, yeah, do you want
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: to take atention to take some time to address the question. He'said, yeah,
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: but I'm going to address the crowd size first. I
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: have the biggest crowds. Nobody goes to her rally. I'm
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: the biggest rallies and then he's explained that. Then he
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: goes they're eating the dogs and eating the cats and.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: In Ohio.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: That was a crazy a very crazy like pivot like
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: to go from that, and it's a wild curve ball.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: And they're just so set.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: I guess because the Haitian people are going in there,
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: and I guess they can't drive.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: And no, there's just one accident. Yeah, yeah, of course
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: there's accidents everywhere. And I saw the video he was doing.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know, did y'all see this video on Twitter
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: where it was like this guy like doing like expos
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: reporting on that situation of the accident. No, just like
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: about just the situation out there, like the Haitian migrants
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: coming in and like she he's interviewing people on the street.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, what ain't the nigga?
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: So this guy is walking around in like Ohio Springfield,
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: asking people about what they feel about the Haitians or whatever.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Keep on going, all right, he late, I already saw that. No, no, no, yeah,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: it wasn't nothing non score wise.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: So yeah, so like he's asking people and the video
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: starts with the dude he's interviewing.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: I guess he's talking to some haston over there.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: He's like, God damn, you fucking sad monkeys. You fucking
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: said nigga monkeys, get the fuck out of my face,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: get out of here. And I'm like saying niggas monkeys
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: saying monkey.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Talking about Yeah, he was literally directed towards like you
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: can see him living on island.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's like you can see the people that
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: their interviewers like they're like interviewing to kind of like
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Nigga seem like, oh, this is real accounting, this is real, what's.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: Really going on out here?
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, how am I supposed to believe that
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: this is an unbiased opinion where we really started off
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: the video with somebody yelling sand monkey like he doesn't
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: have a biased agenda, like this.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: Nigga is this nigga is a racist?
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: Like oh, it was the person put some context in
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: the Springfield, Ohio in context and racist AND's someone who
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: spent time there. It suffers from like a huge opioid crisis. Yeah,
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: so like no one has jobs there. It's a college town,
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: have a really good D three football school there, So
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: that's like what drives the economy in the town. Mounts
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: not there, no Wittenberg. Okay, I'm about to say, what
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: the fun Yeah, but it's like everything you'd expect that
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: a like white trash. How you think of there's no economy,
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: nothing happening there.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: So was that necessary?
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: So would you say this is like an easy target,
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Like it's easy to say that about it, Like this
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: is his base, Like that's the if you had to
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: pick a town to like find a Trump base, Like
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: that's the town. Like you know what I'm saying that
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: it's uneducated somebody you see the like in that video,
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: you should see the welfare lines, like they're mad that
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: there's people coming in. That's why they're mad, Yes, Like
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: it's it's white people on government assistance with jobs, no teeth.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: They're taking my government.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: So you're telling me there's more white people on welfare
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: than black people. That's what gas he gass you.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: I would have never knew that if I look it
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: up and it's it's it's one lady talking about them
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: like so much. Like she's like, yeah, I had a
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: friend that was waiting for four hours at the welfare
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: but she couldn't get none because all the Haitians took
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: it all and I'm like.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Is that how it works? That's not how it works.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: No, No, that's why you don't listen to them. She
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: was like, you know what they called the EBT cards.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: They call it the magic swipe cards because they never
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: run out. I'm like, bitch, what what the fuck was.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: You calling them?
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: When you getting a bitch?
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: I'm like, the only motherfuckers called complain about these niggas
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: on wearfare. It is white people on wearfare, welfare fair fair,
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: welfare wayfair, selling couches.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Couches and pillows and kids. Yeah, damn, you can't do that, and.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: Then tell me not to look at it. It's nothing, God,
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: damn it, it's nothing.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Then why are you now it was something else that
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: I was looking at. I swear my whole throat. You
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: hate my throat? Why did I say that? I'm supposed
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: to like it?
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Huh huh.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: So but yeah, the debate, the debate, Yeah he got cooked,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: and you know he's doing.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: All this crying, but oh yeah, the moderator and come
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: out Kamala Harris.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Their sorority sisters.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah they are, but they're from two completely different chapters
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: and they graduated years apart.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no other point, you don't even have to
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: validate anything. I know. It doesn't matter what.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: Somebody trying to say, Like what if Trump's ratt Brough
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: was one of the moderators, like say, shut the fuck up.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: If he had better answers, it wouldn't matter. He doesn't
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: answer questions most of the times and answer questions at all. Bro.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: It's like I truly, it's just ramble, and then you
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: make up excuses of why it didn't go. Well, that's
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: the place.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: It just is him going back to the hits and
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: his ain't hitting the same.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Nah, because he's not going up against a fellow, going
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: against moron and white white doesn't actually matter. He's just
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: another old man. Yeah, yeah, speaking old man. You want
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: to double back and talk about Uncle Shannon?
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: All right, let's let's be real. Was this an accident
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: or not? I don't think it was an accident.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Should we explain what happened? All right? For those who
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: may not know.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: I forget which day it was, It doesn't really matter.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: Within the last week or so, Uh, Uncle Shannon Shannon,
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: sharp Lord and tight End Hall of Famer was on
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: Instagram Live. Uh, and you on Instagram Live. He was
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: on Instagram live and you can't see him. All you
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: can do is hear, and you can hear what sounds
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: like the sounds of love making.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Passionate, passionate love me, passionate Christ passionate love me.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Passionate fucking love making going on, passionate love making happening here.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: M hm, I'm sorry. So I got you, I got
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: your Mike.
• 56:44
  Speaker 8: So he was on Live having coitus with unknown unknown Michelle,
• 56:54
  Speaker 8: and it was all over Twitter.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: Twitter had a field day.
• 56:57
  Speaker 8: That's another thing where I love our people were always
• 57:00
  Speaker 8: gonna make the jokes. We're gonna make the jokes. The
• 57:03
  Speaker 8: fucking James Brown coming out, it was like, that's him.
• 57:06
  Speaker 8: Once you realize he was on live, they are in disarray.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: It was great. It was great.
• 57:12
  Speaker 8: And then they had him and Chattel with Josenko on
• 57:16
  Speaker 8: Nightcap had emergency podcast that night, which the jokes were flying,
• 57:24
  Speaker 8: the jokes were flying.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: I didn't really get to watch the irony because Shannon
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: had just talked about just talked to Chad about professionalism
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: and like showing up on time and like all this
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: other stuff and going off on him. The next time
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: they meet, he has to talk about this ig live
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: sex leak. It's all audio, so it's just the audioce.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: It could be a lot worse. It's like you but
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: it's but was it? Do you think this was real?
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: How do you act? It's hard to you do not.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Actually you have to not accidentally go on online. You
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: had to press like four or five buttons.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Four but I did it. You Actually you have to
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: open up our Instagram, press to create button, swipe over
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: to Live, then press the record button on the Live. Yeah,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: it's just like, ah, yeah, you don't really do that
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: on accident. What if what if avocate?
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: No, it's not double advocate.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: What if he did it?
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: No?
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: What if he was using Instagram to record a video.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: That's a very stupid way to record your videos.
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: It is stupid. But and then he never locked and
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: he just left it open.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: That's about the dumbest way you can record the video.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: It's still going to take bunch of steps to get
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: on live, but less step stuff. It's less steps.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: You still gotta wait, wait, wait, wait, confirm. Yeah, I know,
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: I know. It's just if it was snapchat, I say, okay,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: I could see maybe you're gonna send it to shave
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: it to something. But Instagram. You're usually if you're taking,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: you're gonna post it immediately, and then he's making merch.
• 59:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: And another thing is the worst part.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: That's just what that's that's you know, that's a smart
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: thing to do.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: It's no, it's not.
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: No, it's not.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: It's corny. No, it's not. It's corny. I know it's not.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: I think it's corny.
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: Listen to me.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: It's corny. It's not.
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: It's called capitalizing. If it was truly an accident, it's
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: called capitalizing.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: If it's truly an accident, you're you're fully remorseful.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: You do not do not capitalize on capitalize on it.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: You say, why because it's corny, because you said something.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: If I made a mistake, I have to own up
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: to it. I'm not going to try to profit off
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: of the mistake I made.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: Ship y'all bugging I would even when he said I
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: was hacked. Yeah, that was the first the first thing,
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: that's that's the first thing. Everybody, you already lied.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: That's the first thing.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Lets me know.
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: Anything after that first line is like who, no, who
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: happened that?
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Halfing you? Somebody can't nobody just.
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: Happen to go live at the time where you were
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 8: having sex by actually actually somebody can hack your phone
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 8: in make you go live.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: Right, So it just got so lucky that they just
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: knew you was about to have sex. Now got lucky
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: and you had sex right when you were really really
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: I think I'm just saying it could happen.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: It could happen. It didn't happen.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: There it is.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: It definitely could happen.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Somebody can hack your phone, make you they can they
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: can just yes, they canotely control your phone. Yes, pretty
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: sure that can. But dude on the iPhone to okay.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: See, uh you almost jump off the jump off the
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: I was like, I was about talking like I'm not
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: gonna do that. I'm not even gonna do that, but
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: uh he tugged on a little bit.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 8: No, So what it was was so he had he
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 8: had uh nightcap merch that was coming out that day,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 8: and then Chad O Sinko. He was like, you should
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 8: have you should put an ellen there and do it
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 8: on the back of that. Put that's my yeah, nightclap.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 8: And then that's why Michelle w on the back. So
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 8: it was actually Chad's idea to do that, and he
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 8: was like and then he put a poll in the
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: chat and people was like, hell, yeah, of course those
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 8: people are gonna say, so why the fuck would you
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 8: not do it?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: All?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: If it's gonna make you money, why would you not
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: do it?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, if that's the bar, all right, I'm like, I'm like, nah,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: that's that's I would have done exact same.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: Ship, Like, oh, if it doesn't show true remorse.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: Exactly, that's why you can still be sorry that you
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 8: did something. But if that, if what you did really
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 8: wasn't that bad and it could make you money, what's
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 8: the issue.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: It wasn't that bad. We saw nothing, We just heard it.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: I think if you were sorry about something, you wouldn't
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: want to bring more attention to something.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Correct.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's fine if you're truly sorry about something,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: like it wasn't that bad, it wasn't that bad.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 8: You could be sorry about running a red light. But
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 8: if somehow running a red light can make you money,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 8: you're gonna put some red light merch out. Okay, It's
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 8: it's not what I'm saying. It wasn't that big of
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 8: an issue. It's not that big of an is.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: No no no, see no, no, no, yes, red light
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: that's not because red, like other people aren't affected?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: You who was affected?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: The woman? Nobody knows who she is.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: People were going out looking for this ship, accusing other
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: people of being this woman. Sure, so that woman still
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: has the other people. Other people are what people are
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: as soon as you're going out. People were going through
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: his follows looking for looking for me and then found
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: the wrong person.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: Was like, this is her put her business out there,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: and she had to say, this is not me.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 8: Should be all right, ain't nothing bad coming to it,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 8: should be fine, She's okay.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Just to put herself out there and be like that
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: wasn't mean we knew it wasn't just.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: What i'motional distressing, what I'm having sex?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: What if she's a married a married woman, and if
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: she has nothing to do with any of this, well,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: if it's not true, it's not Did you know I was?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: The perception is everything?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: The fuck?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 8: No, no, no, nobody got hurt with this. My man's
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 8: capitalizing off and making money.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: He's capitalizing off.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're capitalized. That just to me doesn't make it
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: seem like you're really sorry.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Did y'all see what?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: It doesn't seem like an accident.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Did y'all see what doctor Umar said about it, hilarious,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: see this Lamar drinking game.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: Yes, he kept saying the same he that.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: You know, I saw the Umar drinking game and didn't
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: even realize that that's what he was saying. Yes, he said.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: Sharp was caught on i G Live Instagram Live what
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: is this bunny with the snow bunny dog? And he
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: was just saying it in different order, Like, I just
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: hope my brother uncle Shannon Sharp was not banged out
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: by a snow bunny on Instagram Live. I just hope
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: my brother, good uncle Shannon Sharp was not on Instagram
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: Live banging out of snow bunny. I just hope he
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: was not on Instagram Live banging out of snow bunny
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: my uncle Shannon Sharp, my brother, good brother Shannon Sharp
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: on Instagram.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: Live with a snow bunny. I just hope he's not.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Gone.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: He just took those four different phrases and just just
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: jimble jamble mixing them up.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, Yeah, doctor Lumar's a disaster. Real comedian, Yeah,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: amazing satirist.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Say that they were getting their drinks in.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: I was like, God, damn, damn, all of them drank.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: That's one of them. Every one of them drank equally
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: they all got drunk.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: In that and that in the expand of ninety seconds,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: he said, uncle, uncle, uncle, he said.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: Uncle, brother, brother, brother, uncle. I just hold my good brother,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: Shannon Sharp, uncle, right, bro.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Now with the snowbody.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 8: The real people that were stupid, the people that was
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 8: trying to compare that to the Paul Pierce uh live
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 8: situation was the main one doing it. That was complete
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 8: two different things.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: You were in the camera doing ship like dummy.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 8: It was like, how does Paul Piers get fire, but
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 8: not Shannon Sharp because Paul Pierce went live with strippers.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: And weeds and it was blatant, intentional.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 6: Hey, it's me and paula famer Paul Pierce. Look at
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: my life, look at my life, look at my bitches. Hey, hey,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 6: hey see me on first Take tomorrow on.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: ESPN, and nobody's really checking for Paul staying for Paul Pierce.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: Was like, oh no, we gotta get him up out
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: of here, Like you can lose Paul Pierce. Like, and
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: that's another you can very much lose Paul Pierce. And
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, you know you're not gonna see it
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: hit because yeah, not a big loss person see why
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: you got stabbed.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Fact, hey man, it's the same reason fifty. We
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: see how why fifty got shot? You do, we do
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: see what fifty got shot. But they still had a
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: nigga eleven kill him. I'm not seeing he deserve all that,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: but eleven times is crazy. Look they stabbed a nigga,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: plastic fork jabbing him up. Ah, well, pencil do this voicemail? Yeah,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: oh ship, yeah, boom boom.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: I told you it was gonna piss me off.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out to the Eagles. Man, you can connected.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: They went. We lost. Oh they actually lost.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they lost by one point.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: Crazy jailing through interception at the end. I knew it
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: to last drive.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: I knew I was right about him. Corey, you don't
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: know ball or I can't defend it because it's like,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: my nigga, what are you doing now?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: What was the interception?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: Like? Was it no? Nigga was wilde? No, he just
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: threw it to the defense.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: He was trying exactly and we had a time outside
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: my nigga throw it away, just fucking what the.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Fuck a defense?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: You ain't got to take it off?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Stop them.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: All.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Not on the floor. I can stay on the floor. Okay,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: So yeah, we got another jersey's gonna it's gonna say
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: my name, that's what.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: That's what we're getting. A quinon Mitchell Jersey. It's gonna
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: be Julian Elsie, Julian Robert.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: So yeah, if you and guys want to leave us
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: a voicemail, the number six O nine eight three six
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: zero six nine four mm here we oh you're playing? Okay,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I got you.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 7: What it's Uh damn, I was about to say my name.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 7: That's stupa uh long time listener, first time call her.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 7: I'm from Delaware. I actually thought she was from Delaware,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 7: which is insane. We are. I got a question though,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 7: So I got a homeboy who I'm in a I'm
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 7: in a bike club or whatever the fuck?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 7: I ain't say my name, I can say that.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 12: Uh.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 7: My boy legitimately hates his bitch like he hates her,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 7: but every time we go out, he looks at every
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 7: trick but her, and he just got married thinking that
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 7: would change it, and he still hates it. And all
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 7: he does is complain and you know, do his little
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 7: one too.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: What do I do?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 7: Because he's she's literally like not making his life good
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 7: he likes to go out, she stays in. He has
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 7: an amazing career. She doesn't do anything. They don't have
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 7: any kids, but now they're married. Also, they don't have
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 7: joint bank accounts. They still cash at each other. Doesn't
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 7: make sense. And I'm like, bro, she's holding you back, Like,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: what do I do? How to deal with it? How
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 7: does that work anyway? Big man?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Thanks?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: All right, Bro, I'm probably I don't know this person.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, because this sounds familiar. I think it's a
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: common story for a lot of people.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: It does.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: But I know, mighty from there, what's up? Turn it
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: off again? They can here a little yeah, a little feedback.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: I got you, okay, hm hmm. I mean there's nothing.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, you can't really do anything like you kind
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: of just got to be a bystander at this point.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: Bro, you did with what you could do. He was like, Hey,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: what you're doing there for?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah? You just say the fact that he married that
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: girl thinking it was gonna get better.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: Bro, it's nothing you can do. He made a choice
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: to marry her. He's an idiot.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: He could still get divorced, and he could still get divorced.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: It's nothing else. It's really not much.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: I mean it's cheating on it, he said, doing his
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: one too. Yeah, he's doing whatever he did at this point.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Just get it. Just divorce, like pulling up the club
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: with his bike just fucking all the hose. Yeah, I
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: know that was still the cool thing to do. Like
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: I didn't know we were doing that. Oh you know
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: bike clubes ain't yeah, never going anywhere. But I probably
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: just say it like once to say like this obviously
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: isn't gonna work out.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: I think if if it's a situation where he keeps
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: bringing it up, I would just be like, bro, I don't.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: Want to hear about this ship because clearly you married
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: the bitch. That's exactly why I'd be like, I don't
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: want to hear I wouldn't say that I would.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: I would.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: I was like, bro, I don't want to keep hearing
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: about this because you made a choice to like, you know,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: you got you know how much paper where you gonna
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: sign to get fucking mad?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 8: Like you you married her, You spend thousands of dollars
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 8: if you actually had a full wedding, and.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: It don't seem like maybe he didn't. You don't seem
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: like you want you spend money in legal procenis to
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: get married knowing that you do not like this woman
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: and the whole sigh, he would like her afterwards?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you? What are you dumb? And that
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: like magic marriage magic, Like that's not how that works.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: It's not like you like her.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that for personal experience.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: Your best bet.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Bro. Just let him be miserable.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't care about unless it starts affecting you, like
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: when y'all go out. He keeps complaining and it's like
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: bring it.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: Down, Like you're just gonna let your boy be miserable.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: He would He chose it. Yes, yes, I'm gonna let
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: him be mental madd choice.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to gonna tell her Ao No, I'm just
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: saying I would talk to him about it.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: He did.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: It's not much to talk about.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: Get divorced what you want, Like, I'm not about to
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: be a therapist when it's a situated like I'm your
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: therapist as a friend. When it's like you are depressed
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: because of like life ship like ship that is out
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: of your control or not as in control as a
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: relationship that you chose to be in. When you are
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: the breadwinner, you have it's not like you in this
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: relationship and you hate her, but like, she has all
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: the money, so you really can't go nowhere. You make
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: all the money. You just doing this just to do it.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know why you're doing it? Does she have
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: dirt on you?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Like? What do you have? What would y'all murder somebody together?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: That's what I would say to him as a friend. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna say it every week. I'm just
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: saying I would say it, and then it would be.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: It's only so many times I'm having that conversation, That's.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: At least I'm not gonna keep having Yeah, I'm like,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: and I'm not gonna have that conversation until it starts
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: a frenant like we're going out, and then all I
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: hear is him nagging about this woman that here, Like, bro.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: I don't want to hear that.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: Ship.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to have fun and you're fucking up my fun.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Obviously he's not doing it all the time because he's
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: picking up still.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I wouldn't hang with him. To be honest
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: with you, I don't know if you cut him off,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: you're not going.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 8: Well, here's the thing, right, So let's say that I
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 8: wouldn't be with y'all while y'all are out actively cheating.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it. I was about to jump out
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: the window over there. I had to. I'd rather not.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: There was a wonder right there. Go ahead, It's okay,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: you've been there, but no, I was just I was
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: gonna make a joke. But I'm not gonna make that joke.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: I was never there. I was never there.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: Yes you was, No, I wasn't. Yes, you was, No,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: I wasn't. Were they married? Okay, and I was, And
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: you weren't there.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: When all my partners was cheating, they knew to keep
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: it away from me.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: None, they didn't.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah it did, Yeah it did.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: He knows something I don't know.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: I want to know what he knew. Which one.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: I think we all know the fact that he says
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: which one that means he knew. Because there's some cheatings
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: in my friend group. Like you said, you wasn't there
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: to actively witness, I was not there to actively witness it.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: I could say I was definitely not there to actively
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: witness They kept me out of it. I definitely knew.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: I knew too. Sure they kept me out of.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: It, but they were doing it, and they would invite
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: other people and leave King at home.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: Snitch ke snitch nothing all right? D oh No, I
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: would definitely snitch. Huh, yeah, what I was snitch? I
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: was snitched?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 7: What what? What?
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: I don't condone cheating. I don't don't cheating. I was snitch.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm like, I'm like, it's either you teller or
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: I'm telling.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm stitching you.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Sure you don't want to reject that?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 8: No, No, listen, I always say I'm not saying don't
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 8: do it around me that you don't want me to tell.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: The thing is, it's not like you're necessarily wrong, but
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to hear that you're not wrong.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: But I hear that ship in a way, you just
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: saying with your chest.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: You won't get some don't be don't wrong. I'm not
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: saying I condone it, but do it. But it's like,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: you wanna go back to the nigga yet I'm not
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: about to go back.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's what you're saying.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: You're about to do. You're gonna go back and tell.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: And you said I wouldn't do it like I wouldn't
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: do it like that. I was like, you don't know
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: what you may be doing when it's all the same thing.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: That's what it is. You're gonna tell your man's either
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: you tell her what you're doing. I'm telling you the
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: first time.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: He doesn't get it.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: How respects? I got.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 8: Ken of the girls girl with the I don't listen.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 8: You gotta hold motherfucker's accountable, hold people accountable. I'm not
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 8: you know, you shouldn't be doing it.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: And I hate fighting against.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: This because I'm not trying to fight against it, but.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 12: I am trying to fight against it because I want
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 12: you loyal to Yeah, I'm not saying like I'm here,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 12: I'm loyal to my bro, and I know I want
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 12: you to do better, my guy, do that not to me?
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: Well, theoretically, hypothetically, I want you to do better, apologetic
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: and right now what you're doing isn't doing better?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Sure?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: So yeah, but how but you don't tell you snitching
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: on the home?
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: You gonna fix it?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: What you don't tell your man? It's like you better,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: you better stop doing that. I'm gonna tell you, girl, you.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: Just ran this like I want you to do better.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna call the cops.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 7: You did.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: That's not to say I'm gonna headlight out. I'm about
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: trying to hold you accountable. You know what I'm saying.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be there for every red light you
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: may run, so I want you to every time you
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: run around like, I want you to remember this time.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Correct, Nigga, that's something different. Nigga. The fuck that's this?
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: You running a red light, ain't hurting, ain't affecting somebody else.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: I'll let you them easily.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you put that plastic bottle in
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: the trash can? I'm gonna call the cops. Turtles, I
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: want to hold you accountable.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: We already know how the turtles and maybe maybe to somebody,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: they're just turtles. That's crazy. They're just turtles, just putting straws.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: I just add another one, yep. Just see how you
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: get down end up in somebody soup exactly.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: Damn Keene's It's just yes, you're you're right, But I'm
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: not saying any of us can doone this. No more
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: of the story.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: Live this.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: Don't go out with Keenan, don't go out not don't
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: go out, don't cheat around keen Don't cheat around Keenan
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: because don't.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: Don't go out with or don't cheat, just don't cheat.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: You can go out and definitely don't go you can
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: definitely don't cheat.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: You don't cheat.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: You can go out and not cheat, but don't cheat
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: around Keenan. Do not cheat because Keenan is going to
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: tell you around. Don't cheat around Keenan, okay.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: At all? Yeah, don't.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: But that's why I keep keeping with me everywhere I go,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: because I don't make sure he will cheat.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: Acting like Kevin Hurt, I'm so I'm so confident in
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: my non chetiness, keep keeting around me everywhere I go.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm mm hmm. Yeah, So we got that's gonna
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: be a conversation bitch repellent.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: He was like, Oh, that's crazy.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: Definitely wouldn't be.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: That definitely wouldn't be.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: So we had a but you know what ump shots
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: that we all need, like, hey, lady, every time we aid,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: some girl comes to me like, can't in handle that
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: he has a girlfriend?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: That speech is me.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: Back up temperatures. He's seeing someone he's spoken for, he's
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 4: taking what Hey, do you come here often?
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: He doesn't.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: He won't be back afterwards. Sorry, not you talking to
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: him in a relationship? Do you have no morals?
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: It's giving slut, giving slut.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: You're gonna treat your own sister queen like that?
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: Come, it's not demure. You see him? You know he
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: got somebody. Well, it's crazy. We had a new beater
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: brigade question. Did anyone else save some I didn't, but
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: I can. This is it's our turn.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: But it's okay.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: We can all have access to this. Okay, it's just
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: you and me. The question of the week was what
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: was the way that your parents embarrassed you or parents
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: embarrassed you? And some of these were quite traumatic, but
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: also bro that one quite uh. Some of these are familiar.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: I'd say there's a lot, but I'm just gonna start
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: off with this one. I got beat in front of
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: my fifth grade class. It's then cut my hair skin bold.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: I went.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 8: The one nigga that's in jail that's never getting out.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 8: He got his ass beat in front of the class
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 8: back in the third grade.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: Obviously it didn't help. It didn't help it all. And
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: there was a lot of people that got beat in
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: front of their class. A lot of people getting beat
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: in front of their classmates. In the replies, I was like,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: damn because I didn't see that happen in any of
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: my schools.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't see anybody get beat. I was like,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: I'll tell my own this is mine. I think I
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: told this on the podcast before.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: So Yeah.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: One time I rode my bike too far from home
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: and my mom literally pulled up on me while I
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: was like almost home and it was raining, like.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: She just pulled skirt.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, ship, and she took my phone right
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: on the spot. Yeah, that was that was ride home, right,
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: yea silent ride. As soon as I get in the house,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: definitely took the shower, got straight in the bed. It
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: was one of them type of rodeals.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: That's a good sleep though.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: It's not that those post beat sleeps, not that those
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: supposed to being sleep sleepy breakfast in the morning.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, sometimes they nice afterwards. She was not
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: nice after that.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 8: The only nice when the wrong. That's that's when you
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 8: get there. I'm about to go to McDonald's.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: You want something, all right, this person said. My pop
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: sat in the back of the class and stared me
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: down all day. That's crazy, Ship, the fuck just that nigga.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: That's that's the same, the same nigga happened to two
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: pops in the class for the whole day. Wait have
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: you said that happened to you said the same, the
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: same dude. Oh bro, obviously it didn't work. It didn't work.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: It didn't work at all.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 4: Oh gosh, that's hilarious memory flashbacks.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: They tried, they tried, they tried, They definitely try.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: Listen, man, he came from a loving family.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Some people just you choose the past statute imbalanced correct.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: This one says, uh, they didn't say who did it,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: but just smack the ship out of me in front
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: of my crush because I was cursing. Shouldn't have been
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: acting grown, shouldn't have been acted. But getting smacked in
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: front of your crushes, that is it hurts.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: That would be.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 8: No, No, you can't even do that because your crush
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 8: right there. So you gotta you got Denzel glory to
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 8: her that you gotta.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: You an't even heard like that, You gotta.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: Why are you tripping like that? You you played too much?
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: This person said, my dad pulled my hat wig on
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: off at my cousin's funeral. Huh, I had wigg at
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: like a hat with a wig. Wow.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, very embarrassing.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: Ship. Okay, what reason does he have to d wick
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: her at a funeral? Yeah? Speaking of funerals, this one's crazy.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 7: Go for it.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: I'm warning y'all now this is crazy. Okay.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: I had to graduation ceremonies. The first one my dad
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: was hospitalized. The second one he died while I was
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: walking across the stage. No one told me until post
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: celebration lunch when I asked if we can go to
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: the hospital. Though the hospital this is two years ago.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: Now what what? Man?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: What was the question again?
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: Exactly? Because the way your parents embarrassed you, how was
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: him dying?
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: The embarrassing part of the fact that.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: M hm, were you embarrassed? Who was embarrassed? She was embarrassed,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: like damn because not at the graduation ceremony.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not twice, not both my ceremonies, because he was
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: hospitalized the first one, trying to upstage me.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: Hospitalized the first.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: One, and then he hide the second one. And then
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: she didn't know that he died until after the celebration lunch. Yeah,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: that's because she asked to go to the hospital. Oh ah,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: he's perish now getting sorry for your Lostyle very much.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: Sorry but that. But we had an embarrassment though that
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: had they had me speechless. I'm sorry. My mama said,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: that's why your bitch left you in front of the fam.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 4: Me and my mama might have to fight. Me and
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: my mama might have to fight.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: Your bitch left. It's a huh, Mama, it's me, your son,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: baby boy. I came from you. She left us, not
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: just me, she left us. That's crazy.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: Your bitch left you.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: God, damn, I wonder what he did. I don't know,
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: man ship, I don't know. Uh, this is a funny.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: I was at Marshall Lynch Youth camp and my mom yelled,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: put his dick in the dirt. That's what you see
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: your big ass helmets based ward silence. Come on, please football, mom,
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: please relax in the dirt that me hit him bury
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: that nigga. But from the back here, huh, you didn't
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: play football, not anatomically. Keenan's just a phrase like his
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: dick in the dir.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: Penis out dig a ditch and then playing his dick
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: like a fucking cucumber.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: Or I'm just thinking.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 8: Having face playing like his front side, not not the
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 8: whole whipp is dick out. Nobody's going that far.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: Just suck his dick right now, nobody's somebody suck that
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: baby's dick. Take his dick out, make it feel less
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: than a man, take it out, plant his penis.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, wow uh I told my baby mama about the
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: times I used to pee the bed. Mm hm oh
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: that's uncalled for. Wow, did you dan?
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: It is what it is.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: You know he used to be pissing all other places, right,
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: you know that's where that's where your baby gets it from.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: That's why I had, he said, peback, just pissy ass dead.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: He was.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: Pissing all over the place, had just pissing, just couldn't
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: stop pissing. This isn't all over the damn blade.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 10: I got one more before you get one. Oh wait,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 10: maybe I got to You want me to go ahead.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: Mom decided to go off on everybody at Target and
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: we got banned. That's what I was shake in My
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: mom decided to go off on everybody at Target and
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: we got banned. Hilarious band from from Target.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: Band from Target is how crazy I love Target. I
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: can't imagine in a band from there? And how do
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: they do that, You've got a picture.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: Of you at the door. Don't let this mother.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: Or or or her daughter, this bitch or the littler
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 4: bitch that be with her. It was like, damn, hold on,
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 4: I was I was just chilling. That was my mom's
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 4: I love Tara. I would love to know what they
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 4: went off about, like what was what what was the
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 4: thing that marking.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: The They didn't honor the two for five discount?
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when's the last time you've been in that Walmart
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 4: up the street?
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: I went last week and I was looking for something.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: When did they renovate it?
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: While ago?
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 4: I haven't been in that Walmart in fucking months.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: It's I'm like, it's nice in there.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: They the hell of fucking self checkouts now, which I
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: should have been.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: It's self checkouts on like both sides of the building. Good.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have to wait for shipping there now.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: That's it's damn it like going to the Amazon store.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: Amazed to get out. It is a little bit of
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: amazed to get out.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: I don't like that, And like the entrances are so
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: far apart, like when you park in the parking lot,
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: it's like, damn, anyway, me and my ex see my
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: pops getting topped for my step That.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: Was my last woman. Wait say it again.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: Me and my ex see my pops getting topped for
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: my step mom in the car.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: That's lit.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: Wait wait wait, me and my ex.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: So my dad getting head from my step mom in
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: the car.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: Okay, I just hope they wasn't in the car with them.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: No, okay, why do you twist these things? The fucking
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: magnum the manimicn't.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: Mind them, keenan just making sure that's not being caught
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: because that is just them doing it, and that's a crying.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 4: It's a cry. I missed the caught word.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: My fault. I missed.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 3: They caught them. They caught them meaning that there was
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: it was not playing. Now Dad didn't just lean back
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: like I'm about to get his neck real quick, guy, y'all.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: Put your your noise canceling headphones on and put there.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: It's about to sound like a vacuum. Is if it
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: sounds crazy, we're going through a car wash.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: That's crazy wash. But yeah, all right, y'all, I got
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: some questions for you all. Nice. Let me see, let
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: me see when you see me, see me see, I
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: probably got a question loaded up. Let me see hm
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: hm nah m hmm, yeah what not good good. It
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: was a question of It was actually a question I
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: had from I forgot whose birthday I was at. But
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: everyone's singing Happy Birthday, and the person just looked like
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: they were just like, nah, I'm not even feeling this.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, does anyone actually like getting Happy Birthday
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: sung to them? It's like or is it just like
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: an awkward ritual we all do where it's just like
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: it's not necessarily my favorite. You just have to sit
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: through it and everyone's looking at you singing happy birthday. Yeah.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, no, I don't have to sing me Happy birthday. Yeah,
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 8: you can just bring me the cake, I blow it out,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 8: and then we just go.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: Up and then go a bunch of business. Yeah that's
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: what I thought. That's what I thought. Yeah, No, nobody really.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 8: Likes because with black people, they gonna sing it twice.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 8: They're gonna sing the regular one, that sing the black one.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. So yeah, wrap that up. Yeah, nah, we
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: don't need that anymore, don't need it. Maybe maybe we've
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: got too old for happy birthdays. I don't know. All right,
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: next question, it's all right for one million dollars monetary
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: incentives for one million dollars? Would you rather have diarrhea
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: diarrhea randomly once a day for a year, or sneeze
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: every three minutes diarrhea once a day for.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: A year randomly you never know, or sneeze every three minutes.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: I think I might rather sneeze every three minutes. I'm
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: gonna have to listen to the real shitter. I'm gonna
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: go with a sneeze every dream minute.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with diarrhea these are three minutes. Or
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: what have diarrhea randomly once a day for a year?
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: You can be mid sleep?
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 4: Oh wait, is the sneeze only for a year or
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 4: is it for a lifetime a year?
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: I assume it was for a lifetime, but maybe maybe
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: we can say for yeah, but if you're sneezed every minutes,
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: what if you're sneezing in your sleep? Are you getting sleep?
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: But if you're shitting' like you just didn't you sleep
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: once a day? You shop every night? Who said it's
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: that night? It could just be.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 8: You just say I don't like using public toilets. So
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 8: the fact that I have to randomly find one every day.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: And it's diarrhea. Yeah, you just smooth wiping, no friction,
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: no friction. Hey, most of the time I'm either here
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: or my house, so you fine, I work from home.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: I'll just be fine. Yeah, that's true. I don't go
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: to the bathroom real quick. The totlet that my job
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: is pretty is very like I said, I'm in the
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: school now. So how the locks pretty good? Pretty good,
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: pretty good, very sturdy good, real sturdy locks. Easy to
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: lock when you get it, easy to lock when I
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: get it. How the locks is? Yes, I don't like.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: I almost lean lean towards a diary every every once
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: a day. Yeah, because it's only one three minutes and
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: sneezes nuts. You might to twenty sneezes a minute.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: You might die, I mean from I mean you might
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: see once a day. You sneeze every three minutes, sneeze.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: Every three minutes, Yeah, sneezy three minutes, So twenty sneeze
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: is an hour.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot of sneezes. It is a lot
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: of sneezes. Like you don't have to do the math.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 4: Thousands of sneezes a day, yeah, five hundred a.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: Day, five hundred sneeze. It's crazy. Yeah, it is a lot.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 4: Don't like toilets, bro, Yeah, I understand that, but I
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 4: don't want to deal with a sneeze everything.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I guess that gets old.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: It'll get old after like the yeah one, once you're quantified.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, M trying to have normal. Nah, Bro,
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: I'm leaning towards the diary.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's tough.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 4: It'll be some days where it will suck, but.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: There'll be some days where it happens in the morning.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: You're like, some days happens when I was gonna do
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: it anyway, when I was gonna okay.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, seven thirty in the evening, just all right,
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: good job, right on schedule. I got that out of
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: the way.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 8: But what if you have your normal poops and then
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 8: the diarrhea poop is just random right after.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 4: No, Like, it's just okay. I like being on the
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 4: toilet as long as I have my phone.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: I really don't care.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 4: I was on the toy the other day without my phone.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 4: Oh it's something worse, bro, do it.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 3: I tried to somebody use my phone. Somebody actually told
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: me that I'm chronically online, so I've been trying to.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I think you are.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: I am.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: I'm online a lot.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 8: I tried to read this stuff on the back of
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 8: the fucking hair care products and ships was too small.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: I couldn't read it. I'm like those weak ass what yeah,
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: all right? And I said, it's your super Bowl, isn't it?
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ? All right, this is their super Bowl. It's okay.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: We got a question. Uh, this dude was talking. It
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: was from a while ago. This dude was talking about
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: a lot of Delaware stuff. I don't know if it
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: was a trap, but Big Tim, I'm sorry we're not
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: from Delaware because you're saying some very specific things. I'll
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: read it. Just to read it sounds very Delaware. Said,
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: what's going on, guys, big fan. I've been listening for
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: about a year now, and y'all definitely are the greatest podcasts.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: But ever since I found out y'all y'all are from
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: slash Stay or where y'all are from slash state, I
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: just have to ask if you've ever been down to
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: the lower part of Eastern Shore like Salisbury, Ocean City,
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: or even Lower Delaware like Seaford. Just wondering because I'm
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: from Salisbury and have never I have never up passed
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: over honestly and was wondering if you guys ever been
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: down there or would you come down or how is
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: it up there?
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, to answer your question, I really tend
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: to stay in the Dover area, like I spent my
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: time between Dover and South Jersey. So like other places,
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 2: I'm not too really familiar with that because honestly, I'm
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: kind of a newer transplant to Delaware. So those places
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: that you mentioned, they could be places in Delaware, they
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: couldn't be. I'm not onund the position sure, because my
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: scope in Delaware is very limited because I kind of
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: just stay where I stay at.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: Right right, So, I mean, you know, you know Mic
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: doesn't look to go outside exactly.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: You already know I don't go outside like this is
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: going up here to this podcast all the way out Newcastle.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 4: It's already crazy for me.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 2: I mean if and it's a big messed up thing
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: is I don't even know a lot of those places
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: are even in Delaware because I just haven't been around
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: so long, so they could be.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I mean that's news to me. Quentin.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know Sudbury.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 4: I love the steak.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 3: Great state thought of Soundsbury Steak and Great State, Great Steak,
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: Great State.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: Great Town. I guess I don't know.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 4: I'm truly a born and bred Dover boy.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, interesting, born and bred dub. They're not
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: a listener. We haven't to be a new listener. It is.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard Ocean City.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: I was like, that's not there's Ocean city, Old City.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 4: There's an ocean city. In doing well. You learn something
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 4: new about your home every day.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: There's Booth Merrily and Jersey. Mm hmmm mm hmm. Sure
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: there's not one in Delaware. And the secrets, you know,
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: I just stay in the D and the D m
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: B and the D and the D and the D
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: D is for Dover, he for Delaware. I'm not sure
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: if this is an answer for this one. Kiss Mary Kill,
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: white Castle milkshake, Checkers milkshakes or Sonic milkshake. I haven't
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: had none of those. I've only had Sonic Checkers milk shake,
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: ye Checkers, Okay, okay, kiss Mary Kill. I didn't know
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: Checkers had milkshakes.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what hit the front?
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: Which so he said?
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 4: Sonic Checkers?
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: And white Castle, well kill, white Castle, White castles off.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 8: The White Castle's dad I'm marrying Sonics milkshakes and them
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 8: kissing Checkers.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: Checkers. That sounds fair.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 8: Because Sonic has the variety, the strawberry cheesecake milkshake. Oh
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 8: god busting.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: It's like a girl's switching up their hairstyle on them
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: every week. Like you're not gonna get tired of that.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 4: New bitch, Checkers. You only got to been in a
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 4: strawberry chocolate.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: That's all you need. Sometimes I need more, I need
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: more ship.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 4: I might go get a fucking milkshake tomorrow now.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: Was that Checkers too? Earlier? Today too, they got like
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: the strawberry cream thing. It's like a slushy. It's almost
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: like a miss though.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, I'm not familiar because the only Checkers closed
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: a while ago, going to Hamilton.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: Now, I'm not going Checkers.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 8: I'll be completely the only way I'm ever going to
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 8: hit Checkers if I'm ever going down one thirty, Yeah.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: I hit that. That's it. Come home from. Next question,
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: what's something that you guys never failed to bring up
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: to guilt trip your parents? Even though it might not
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: matter that much. I know Mike's might be the belt
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: buckle to the Wei Wii. Say what I said what's
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: something that you guys never failed to bring up to
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: guilt trip your parents, even though it might not matter
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: that much. I know Mike's might be the belt to
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: the wei all the time guilty probably to my mom
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: how much I was sheltered and couldn't go to places.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's fair.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 3: I couldn't like she literally never let me go to parties,
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 3: like I couldn't do anything, Like I'd be like, such,
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 3: just happen a house Oh they had an invitation.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's a house party. No, there's no invitation.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: Well you ain't. It's like damn, so now a party.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: M hm.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 4: Same thing with me.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: I could go.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 4: I just couldn't spend the night.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 8: So when ever Lawrence wants to come get me, even
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 8: if it was at the end of the party, or
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 8: he could have just dropped me off, he's coming to
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 8: get me.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, then you used to get dropped, I mean picked
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: up from down the.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 8: Street, round the corner, round the corner, round the corner.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 8: Wait what my boy adamsself, like you think it was
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 8: around like I was right right. I couldn't stay. I
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 8: couldn't spend the night even though I was right around
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 8: the corner.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: It's the principal.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 8: I always tell my parents that, uh, they failed me
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 8: not being bilingual and not being rich like they had
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 8: all that time before I was born to obtain those
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 8: skills in that money and they just chose not to
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 8: do it.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: Those are very too What the fuck are you talking too?
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 2: Very late unrelated things bilingual and magnificent mind of Keenan.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah no no no no no no no no
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 2: no no, because like.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: Your backyard has it pool, but I can't speak anything
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: but English.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 4: This was your thirty you could have done it learning
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 4: the language and early development than later. We all know why.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 4: And it's also easier to have money when you're born
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  Speaker 4: into it.
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  Speaker 8: So you wanted to go to school? No, I just
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 8: I could just wanted to have money, just get you. Yeah,
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 8: I just want my parents to be rich. Yeah, like
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 8: they don't gotta be like jay Z rich.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 1: But like you wanted to be like Matt No, like
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: they could be like.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 4: Country Wayne rich something like that, but he ain't filthy rich.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 4: You know I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I used to look at a rich kids of Instagram
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 1: for motivation, just like is that a page or just
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 1: you mean just know it was a page or like
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: hashtag r k O I what rich kids on Instagram? Yeah? Wow,
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 1: they were just and they always stupidly rich rich kids
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  Speaker 1: having it, living a great life. And I'm just like,
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 1: I got my own go cart, I got a grind
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 1: for this, so let me get back to studying.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 4: Because my parents wanted to be lazy, like the fuck.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sell that, and thinking about you learn.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this fucking room was made because they could be bigger.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 2: Exactly, it could be bigger. Wow, nigga, where's your hammer
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: and nails?
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 4: Nigga, Laurnes ain't building the whole thing?
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 1: What do you build? None of it? All right?
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 4: We wouldn't have to it.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 1: They were rich. You know why they're not rich? Their
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: parents weren't rich. What they got?
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 7: Huh?
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 1: What are are you? Are you rich?
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 2: I'm trying alright, listen, if this should take off, oh
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 2: we good. If not, I'm talking to my kids.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 1: I tried.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 7: I tried.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 4: I tried to be like, come out on speak Spanish, Papa.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: This is what I was doing.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: I was looking on this stupid podcast every week, slaving
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 2: away stupid fucking podcast.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 4: We thought it was all cool. Went VI with spaghetti.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 1: So many wastedies.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 4: We were next to the stars. We just couln't grasp
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 4: them right there.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 1: We grasp when they just got further away. The closest
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 1: we got was Joe raised your son, and he slipped
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 1: right between our fingers through a fingus like sand at
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 1: the beach.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 4: But I can say I tried.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 1: That's what he's going to be saying to Diamonte and Khalil,
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 1: Khalil Caleb no Calandria, California.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 8: That that's how y'all the well, so my first son,
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 8: I always wanted my first kid to be named here Khalil,
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 8: But I've recently had another name for a boy, not traditional, because,
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 8: like y'all, you have ever seen the trend of baby
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 8: names that aren't names, but they have different meanings. So
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 8: if you change the meaning, like penicillin, some people think
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 8: that that would be a cute like name. Okay, penicillin, penicillin.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 1: Not get out of my face. Now, what are you
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 1: about to say? Kenyon? Okay, Kenyon Canyon, Canyon, Canyon with
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 1: a k Okay, I'm not canyon almost like Key. I'm
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 1: not almost like Kenyon, almost like Kenyan, but canyon, but Kenyon.
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 1: I think there are people called name Kenyon, I have
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 1: one mm hmm, felling me that's a good one with
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 1: a p h.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 4: It's a girl felony, felony, say you know it's a.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: Feelingy hmm amens okay, felay, I mean that does sound
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: like a name that does.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 4: Close to Penelope.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 1: Felling me come here, mm hmm. You're getting to hear
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 1: this sistance.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 2: Felling me you're in trouble now, felling me mm Fela,
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 2: the committed a felon your trouble.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 4: Fellow me, I'm gonna beat your ass mm hmm.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, what about Asterix is a name? I
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 1: don't think it's gonna work. No stirred asterid asterds ask herd.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 2: Asked, what about?
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: What about vinyl?
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 3: Vinyl vinyl? I'm not mad at that, not mad at
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 3: vinyl either, not mad at vinyl. Let's get creative with
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 3: these names.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: Give us your best random baby name, random vinyl baby
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 1: named it's not a name, yeah, or the name of Cannon.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 1: That's a name like the camera.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 4: Well, because you got Nick Cannon.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 1: But first, I think people have been there can many
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 1: times there's cannons. Maybe not with okay, ken of hey
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 1: Man having family Phillip KDS because the rest of my
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 1: family's d D. So I'm gonna start my own. Okay,
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 1: starting with Canyon, No, starting with Khalil king Dookie Junior. Unnecessary.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: Come on, we gotta keep it going unnecessary, We gotta
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 1: keep the line is strong. What you said your name
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 1: going to be? Where was your car name supposed to
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 1: be or something?
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 4: Diamante? Oh yeah, I was either gonna be Diamont.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 1: Jaguar, and Jaguar is the craziest one. His nigga's name
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 1: is Jagged. His name was Jaguars Jaguar. If if I
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 1: didn't for to fucking Jaguars, maybe that's what held you back.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 3: Probably nickname me jagged name Merlago nick name would be
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 3: Jagged Maserati.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 1: But okay, when you said this once you said it's okay, bro,
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 1: it's it's not okay. Are you doom scrolling right now?
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 1: Like if everyone doesn't know Mike is very distraught, his
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 1: love have lost. You're still gonna make the playoffs, shy
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 1: shitty falcons, that's why. But it's only week two.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 2: It'll be fine fucking since these niggas make millions of
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 2: fucking dollars in this niggas team this Nigga Darius slaves
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 2: like good route, Bro, Nigga, he cooks you. Fuck Nigga
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 2: stops every fucking time. This bitch ass cooked. He's fucking
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 2: key king with these niggas. Like Nigga has some fucking prime. Wait, bitch, millions,
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 2: wait niggas like wait, puss ass Nigga.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 4: No, it's just like mother fuckers. Damn, that move was tough.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 4: Do it like Nigga.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 2: God damn have a fucking spine, fu ass, boy, what
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 2: you want to fight him because he got just.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 1: Don't be a good route man, like Nigga, do that
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 1: ship later.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 2: I mean the game, you did it in front of
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 2: the camps, right, Nigga, do that ship later or don't
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 2: do it at all.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 1: Just get the fuck out of there, yo. Man, you
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 1: really cooked me, bro. That's what he wants to do.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 1: That's what he wants to do, Damn nigga.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 2: And then he'll get mad and his fucking wife gets Man,
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 2: when you tacking my husband, Yeah, because he's a fucking bitch.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 2: Why he got once you set on your pride, No
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 2: call these nigga. I don't give a fuck man. These
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 2: niggas make more money than we'll ever touching our lives.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 2: And these niggas don't give a fuck. That's some pride nigga.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 2: Damn embarrassed you.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 4: It's time to go.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 1: He embarrassed you, and you know, man, you really got
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 1: me a little bro.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 4: Thank you for listening to another episode and out that
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 4: serious podcast.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 1: Ego fan Rand.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 2: You think he's looking at you like, man, I really
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 2: admire slave man. He's really looking out for no Nigga's like,
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 2: look at this nigga.
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 1: I just cook the nigga.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 4: Now you at my dick. He's like, I'm in and subscribed,
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 4: follow all of us all the social media.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 1: I just put this nigga out. He's sucking my dick.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 8: The NTS pod on all platforms. We're trying to get
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 8: to that thirteen kre on YouTube. Were almost there's We
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 8: haven't started cutting off our episodes shorter and shorter, but
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 8: we plan.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 1: On doing it.
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 4: The nigga Chauncey Gardner Johnson, he's already on Twitter.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 1: We don't have more.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 4: Here's one highlight that really.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 1: Can please nigga.
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• 1:50:25
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• 1:50:28
  Speaker 8: zero eight zero one six, and uh see you next Thursday.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 8: People hopefully had a great time.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 1: Every No, it's a pattern.
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 2: Every time this nigga gets cooked, he like goes and
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 2: congratulates the nigga for cooking him.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 1: Every time game recognized.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 2: Game, No, nigga fucked that. I don't give a fuck
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 2: about your tweet excuses, nigga.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 1: It's account of bait.
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 4: We can check up if you're really sorry.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: Bitch. I'm not that sorry.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 4: I know he not because I want your apologies. I
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 4: want you to do better. It's only ye's still gonna
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 4: make the playoffs this game.
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to win a fucking super Bowl. I don't
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 2: care about making.
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 4: The last and we want a super Bowl. You got
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 4: to go in the fielding.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 1: It's okay, it's okay.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 4: We didn't lose games like this. We didn't do that.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't lose games.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 4: We didn't do that. We won the games we were
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 4: supposed to win.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 1: And we gotta play the Saints next week, and them.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 4: Niggas are hot.
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 2: Alba Kamara b John Robinson had fun that motherfucking git
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 2: over there. It's gonna go crazy, and then you know
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 2: who's gonna be up in there sucking his dick.
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 1: Yo.
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 2: Man, you're gonna crossed me up there, big bro. Even
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 2: though he's ten years older than the nigga. That's a
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 2: fucking pride bitch. God damn, nigga, God damn, you're supposed
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 2: to be an O G.