Latest / The Late Debate / The Late Debate | 29 September
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Light Device.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Dear, dear, dear. We'll have a bit more to say
- 0:08Speaker 2: about that later. Welcome to the show.
- 0:10Speaker 3: I'm Caleb Bond with Lucy Zelich and Joe Hildebrand, who's
- 0:13Speaker 3: come a cropper tonight.
- 0:14Speaker 2: Tell us about your drive.
- 0:15Speaker 1: I have come a cropper, yes. Regular viewers and listeners
- 0:18Speaker 1: will know about my experiences with the Ford Falcon. I
- 0:22Speaker 1: have now traded that in for another car that I
- 0:24Speaker 1: got off my mechanic, which is a Land Cruiser. Made
- 0:26Speaker 1: me the happiest car. Only 340,000 K on the clock.
- 0:30Speaker 1: So it's just getting started, just getting warmed up. Unfortunately,
- 0:34Speaker 1: the radiator was also just getting warmed up and warmed
- 0:37Speaker 1: up to the point that it exploded on my way
- 0:39Speaker 1: in to the show tonight. So my car, I am
- 0:43Speaker 1: currently here, as you can see, live on air, but
- 0:46Speaker 1: my car is now back at my mechanic's. He's a
- 0:50Speaker 1: much better mechanic than it sounds.
- 0:51Speaker 4: I was about to say, maybe we've got a point
- 0:54Speaker 4: to the stark reality.
- 0:55Speaker 1: This was his own personal car. This was his family car.
- 0:59Speaker 1: There was an official family send-off in the street when
- 1:01Speaker 1: I bought it off him.
- 1:02Speaker 2: And now it's blown up.
- 1:03Speaker 3: I'm not sure what that's... I was worried it was
- 1:05Speaker 3: just going to be you and me, Lucy, but thankfully
- 1:08Speaker 3: Joe has joined us, so we shall carry on.
- 1:12Speaker 2: Here's what's coming up tonight. Interest rates.
- 1:14Speaker 3: They've gone up again, as you well know. Treasurer Jim
- 1:16Speaker 3: Chalmers says it isn't his fault. The opposition says government
- 1:19Speaker 3: spending needs to be cut. Is it possible for a
- 1:22Speaker 3: government to cut spending these days without voters squealing?
- 1:26Speaker 2: Also, is it.
- 1:26Speaker 3: OK to tell a woman she's beautiful in a professional context?
- 1:30Speaker 3: One man found it on LinkedIn, but the young banker
- 1:32Speaker 3: he thought was beautiful posted his message, said it wasn't appropriate.
- 1:36Speaker 3: And the ACT is getting the same amount of money
- 1:39Speaker 3: for coastline protection from the federal government as Queensland.
- 1:43Speaker 2: on the.
- 1:43Speaker 3: Front of tomorrow's Courier Mail. But first, what are the
- 1:47Speaker 3: feminists after today? I mean, you know, they've been after
- 1:50Speaker 3: everything recently, haven't they?
- 1:52Speaker 2: Now it's Taylor Swift.
- 1:53Speaker 3: Yes, Taylor Swift is in their sights because she's married
- 1:57Speaker 3: and in love. And of course, that is a bad thing.
- 2:01Speaker 3: Dee Salmon, who is a host on Triple J, she
- 2:04Speaker 3: also happens to be the partner of Collingwood's captain, Darcy Moore,
- 2:09Speaker 3: Collingwood Football Club. That is, she's taken to Substack to
- 2:13Speaker 3: complain that Taylor Swift's musical output has now gone down
- 2:17Speaker 3: the toilet as a result of the fact that she's
- 2:20Speaker 3: happily in love and married. She says, this is what
- 2:23Speaker 3: happens when you write music and centre your entire life
- 2:26Speaker 3: around men. Your art will reflect it. T-L-O-A-S, that's her
- 2:32Speaker 3: latest album, and The Life of a Showgirl, feels like
- 2:35Speaker 3: one giant, I got picked. Look at my ring. I
- 2:39Speaker 3: have a husband. Someone likes me. It breaks my heart,
- 2:43Speaker 3: Dee says. I want women to know they are worth
- 2:45Speaker 3: more than just finding a man that doesn't find you
- 2:49Speaker 3: completely insufferable. Being chosen isn't the goal. And the few
- 2:54Speaker 3: songs we have about Travis, that is her husband, Travis Kelsey,
- 2:57Speaker 3: just seemed to reek of ha-ha suck it because this
- 3:01Speaker 3: hot football player chose me. It cemented my biggest fear
- 3:07Speaker 3: that Taylor is only going to make music now.
- 3:10Speaker 2: That he's weirdly bitter. So there you go.
- 3:13Speaker 1: He's complaining that it wasn't bitter enough.
- 3:16Speaker 2: I know, but it's all been ruined.
- 3:17Speaker 3: Taylor Swift's music has been ruined because she's happy and
- 3:22Speaker 3: in love.
- 3:22Speaker 2: Unbelievable. What else are the feminists going to come for?
- 3:26Speaker 5: I'm sick of them, quite frankly.
- 3:28Speaker 4: I just, this is, it was so funny because she's
- 3:31Speaker 4: dating a footballer who picked her to be his girlfriend too.
- 3:35Speaker 5: Ring or no ring, doesn't that.
- 3:37Speaker 1: Smack a little bit of hypocrisy? If I was Darcy Moore,
- 3:40Speaker 1: I wouldn't be popping the question right now. But what
- 3:42Speaker 1: are we.
- 3:43Speaker 4: Saying now that, like, popping the question to women is offensive,
- 3:45Speaker 4: that Taylor Swift finding love now is a problem?
- 3:48Speaker 5: What would have been better for her to have been
- 3:50Speaker 5: a spinster and remained.
- 3:52Speaker 4: single for the rest of her life for the benefit
- 3:54Speaker 4: of music and art. I mean, that is just so dumb.
- 3:57Speaker 4: And by the way, let's look at some of the facts.
- 3:59Speaker 4: So Dolly Parton remained married for her entire career. In fact,
- 4:02Speaker 4: got married a year after she signed her first record deal.
- 4:06Speaker 5: Katie Perry got married while she was a big megastar. Okay,
- 4:10Speaker 5: she got divorced. She did work out.
- 4:13Speaker 4: Aretha Franklin, another example, right? Beyonce, the best example. Do
- 4:17Speaker 4: you know what her best-selling album was?
- 4:20Speaker 1: Beyonce's.
- 4:20Speaker 5: Beyonce's.
- 4:21Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 4:21Speaker 5: Dangerously in love.
- 4:23Speaker 4: Some of her best hits include things like Single Ladies,
- 4:26Speaker 4: Put A Ring On It, Drunk In Love and Crazy
- 4:29Speaker 4: In Love. And she was with Jay-Z when she wrote
- 4:32Speaker 4: all of these songs and became a best-selling... She also
- 4:35Speaker 4: dropped the.
- 4:35Speaker 1: Album Lemonade about him hitting on Jenny with the big hair,
- 4:38Speaker 1: was it?
- 4:39Speaker 5: So now can't you.
- 4:40Speaker 4: Just wait, Dee, for Swiftie's husband to potentially cheat on
- 4:43Speaker 4: him and then she'll be.
- 4:44Speaker 5: Back in your good braces again? But is that making sense?
- 4:48Speaker 1: Well, I actually think... You know, I actually think she's right.
- 4:51Speaker 1: I think it is an absolute rule of thumb that
- 4:55Speaker 1: as soon as you get happy, you don't feel the
- 4:57Speaker 1: need to write great songs or... Because you've already got the...
- 5:03Speaker 1: I mean, I like country music, so every song should
- 5:05Speaker 1: be miserable. Every song is about your wife leaving you,
- 5:08Speaker 1: your dog dying, your Toyota Land Cruiser.
- 5:12Speaker 3: Good year for the Roses, you know, two-storey householders, great George.
- 5:17Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 5:18Speaker 2: You are right.
- 5:18Speaker 3: I mean, there is a lot of great art and
- 5:21Speaker 3: poetry and whatever that is written about.
- 5:23Speaker 2: in the.
- 5:23Speaker 3: Depths of people's despair and pain. But I don't think
- 5:28Speaker 3: that that means that you can't also then produce good
- 5:32Speaker 3: art while you are happy and in love.
- 5:34Speaker 2: It might be a different form of art.
- 5:36Speaker 3: And I think it's, frankly, ridiculous to say that Taylor
- 5:39Speaker 3: Swift has lost her way since getting married. Now, I'm
- 5:42Speaker 3: not a massive Swifty, but she wrote and created a
- 5:46Speaker 3: song recently for the new Toy Story movie, and I
- 5:50Speaker 3: think it's excellent.
- 5:50Speaker 2: Take a look.
- 5:53Speaker 6: And they're telling us that Taylor Swift has lost the
- 6:06Speaker 6: plot because she got married.
- 6:08Speaker 4: She's only done one album, by the way, since she's
- 6:10Speaker 4: been in this romance and now only got married. And
- 6:13Speaker 4: by the way, The Life of a Showgirl was released
- 6:16Speaker 4: before she ended up officially tying the knot. So I
- 6:19Speaker 4: just feel that this is another attempt to try and attack...
- 6:22Speaker 4: just trying to tack the good and wholesome things that
- 6:24Speaker 4: we love about society. Like all of a sudden now,
- 6:26Speaker 4: if I'm, and I had a fantastic career, by the way,
- 6:29Speaker 4: I loved my broadcast career in football, but I've never
- 6:31Speaker 4: felt as fulfilled in my life as I do now
- 6:34Speaker 4: as a wife and as a mother.
- 6:36Speaker 5: That's okay.
- 6:37Speaker 1: Do you feel your skills as a broadcaster have diminished
- 6:39Speaker 1: after you got married?
- 6:40Speaker 5: No. No, I don't.
- 6:41Speaker 4: Because I've got less tolerance for bullshit now, Joseph.
- 6:44Speaker 5: It's actually better.
- 6:46Speaker 2: And we get to see the spoils of it.
- 6:49Speaker 1: Again, I just find it, apart from the fact of
- 6:52Speaker 1: what poor old Darcy Moore is going to think about
- 6:54Speaker 1: all this when he's reading it, going, oh, I guess
- 6:55Speaker 1: he's trying to send me a few signals here.
- 6:57Speaker 2: I know.
- 6:58Speaker 1: But just this idea that I need to write this
- 7:00Speaker 1: whole sort of essay on Substack about what is secretly
- 7:05Speaker 1: happening in Taylor, the secret messaging in Taylor Swift's newly
- 7:09Speaker 1: bitter songs that have come out as a result that,
- 7:12Speaker 1: in fact, she's not bitter at all but incredibly happy.
- 7:14Speaker 1: but she's only happy because she's sticking it to all
- 7:18Speaker 1: the other, because the only reason she got married to
- 7:20Speaker 1: Travis Kelce is so she could stick it to all
- 7:23Speaker 1: the other girls and say, ha ha, he picked me
- 7:25Speaker 1: and not you. And that's what this album is about.
- 7:27Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.
- 7:29Speaker 1: I just, I love the idea that, what's her, what's
- 7:32Speaker 1: her friend's name? Dee Salmon.
- 7:34Speaker 5: Salmon.
- 7:35Speaker 1: Salmon. Not to be confused with Paul Salmon, the big
- 7:38Speaker 1: fish who used to pay for the bombers in the 80s.
- 7:42Speaker 1: But she sort of just sat down and thought, you
- 7:44Speaker 1: know what would make a really good think piece? This.
- 7:47Speaker 5: Yeah. I just, yeah.
- 7:50Speaker 1: I did not have that on my 2026 bingo card.
- 7:53Speaker 5: No.
- 7:53Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, what is it? Feminist attacks Taylor Swift for
- 7:59Speaker 1: not writing angry music now that she's married. Maybe that
- 8:04Speaker 1: does check out, actually.
- 8:05Speaker 4: She's essentially attacking her for getting married now and for
- 8:09Speaker 4: being happy and in love because.
- 8:11Speaker 5: She was too busy, apparently, Dee Salmon, crying to all
- 8:13Speaker 5: of her other hits.
- 8:14Speaker 3: Well, keep in mind, this is the same woman who
- 8:16Speaker 3: said she couldn't go to the Brownlow this year because,
- 8:20Speaker 3: you know, the values of the AFL didn't meet hers
- 8:24Speaker 3: after the Sydney Swans incident.
- 8:26Speaker 1: I pick up strong vibes from her Substack post that
- 8:29Speaker 1: that's the sort of thing that she'd be doing.
- 8:31Speaker 2: Indeed.
- 8:32Speaker 4: Yeah, well, if only the Labor Party could pick up
- 8:34Speaker 4: the strong vibes on what's going on in the economy
- 8:36Speaker 4: at the moment because the biggest talking point of today,
- 8:38Speaker 4: of course, it's been splashed across... All of the newspapers
- 8:41Speaker 4: in anticipation, 99% of the market was expecting a rate
- 8:44Speaker 4: rise today, and it is exactly what we got under
- 8:47Speaker 4: the Albanese government when the cash rate was raised, pardon me,
- 8:52Speaker 4: to 4.6%. It's been the biggest talking point of the day, Caleb.
- 8:56Speaker 4: We all anticipated, we all expected it, but I think
- 8:59Speaker 4: one of the hardest things to swallow has been the
- 9:02Speaker 4: rhetoric that we've seen from the Labor Party, chief among
- 9:05Speaker 4: them the Treasurer, Dr Spin Jim Chalmers, who literally said
- 9:10Speaker 4: in that 20-minute press conference he referenced the Iran conflict
- 9:13Speaker 4: 20 times. Sorry, in the 20-minute press conference he referenced
- 9:18Speaker 4: it 10 times, constantly pointing to it and trying to.
- 9:21Speaker 1: Incredible restraint.
- 9:23Speaker 4: Incredible restraint, trying to redirect everybody to that. But then
- 9:26Speaker 4: we heard from the Reserve Bank Governor, Michelle Bullock, she
- 9:30Speaker 4: was saying that it was domestic capacity issues and, of course,
- 9:33Speaker 4: pointed to the fact that prior to the conflict, we
- 9:36Speaker 4: had already seen interest rate rises.
- 9:38Speaker 5: So how did you react to it all?
- 9:40Speaker 3: Well, it's very clear, and we saw that great front
- 9:43Speaker 3: page on the Aus today, right?
- 9:44Speaker 2: We looked at it last night.
- 9:46Speaker 3: Where they've dug out every time there's been a rate
- 9:48Speaker 3: increase or decrease under the Albanese government, and every time
- 9:51Speaker 3: it goes up, they blame something going on overseas or
- 9:54Speaker 3: it's some problem out of their control. Every time the
- 9:56Speaker 3: interest rate goes down, they say, ah, well, it proves
- 9:58Speaker 3: that we're getting inflation.
- 10:00Speaker 2: Under control. And I think Michelle Bullock.
- 10:02Speaker 3: As clearly as she could today, said that there is
- 10:05Speaker 3: government involvement in all of this without directly saying that
- 10:08Speaker 3: there is government involvement in all of this. And that
- 10:11Speaker 3: is why the opposition, Angus Taylor, opposition leader, came out
- 10:15Speaker 3: today and said that government spending needs to be cut.
- 10:18Speaker 2: Take a look. if that grab is coming?
- 10:25Speaker 7: We know that the answer to this is to fix
- 10:28Speaker 7: the economy. And that means axing Labor's toxic taxes and
- 10:32Speaker 7: their red tape. It means slashing electricity and energy costs,
- 10:38Speaker 7: scrapping net zero, making sure we've got a migration policy
- 10:41Speaker 7: which is aligned with the housing that we have in
- 10:44Speaker 7: this country and putting Australians first. And sadly, this government
- 10:47Speaker 7: has done none of those things. But that plan will
- 10:50Speaker 7: put downward pressure on inflation And we'll put downward pressure
- 10:53Speaker 7: on interest rates, which is what Australians need right now.
- 10:58Speaker 3: And look, I think the reality is the government does
- 11:00Speaker 3: have to do its bit. And we need to have
- 11:03Speaker 3: a hard discussion about cutting government spending. Government spending in
- 11:08Speaker 3: real terms has increased under this government. You know, you
- 11:12Speaker 3: exclude the COVID years, which were obviously heavily inflated because
- 11:15Speaker 3: we didn't want people to go down the gurgler.
- 11:18Speaker 2: It's the highest it's ever been. It's not sustainable. We
- 11:22Speaker 2: can't keep denying... Highest in the world war II.
- 11:25Speaker 3: Yeah, we can't keep denying that this is a major
- 11:28Speaker 3: part of inflation and that we, and I say we,
- 11:32Speaker 3: the taxpayers, the voters, have to suck up that the government,
- 11:37Speaker 3: if we don't want to deal with these high interest rates,
- 11:40Speaker 3: the government's actually got to stop spending so much money
- 11:42Speaker 3: on us.
- 11:43Speaker 1: It's true. It is a difficult truth to stomach, but
- 11:47Speaker 1: it is true. And I think we have become over
- 11:50Speaker 1: recent generations since the Howard Costello years when the economy
- 11:53Speaker 1: was doing so well that every budget could afford to
- 11:56Speaker 1: be this sort of gift hamper full of goodies. I
- 11:59Speaker 1: think people have come to expect thinking that every single
- 12:02Speaker 1: budget would be good for them and deliver them a
- 12:05Speaker 1: special surprise like on Christmas morning. We all know what
- 12:08Speaker 1: happened in 2014 when the tough Abbott and hockey budget
- 12:15Speaker 1: instead said, no, we've got to get our house in
- 12:17Speaker 1: order and cut our cloth to suit our means. And
- 12:21Speaker 1: they were both gone. a couple of years later.
- 12:25Speaker 3: And everyone's been scared to talk about austerity ever since.
- 12:28Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. And it's a difficult thing to
- 12:30Speaker 1: talk about. I mean, you have to be able to
- 12:32Speaker 1: make the case. You have to be able to make
- 12:34Speaker 1: people understand the link between, say, for example, not providing...
- 12:39Speaker 1: You know, I mean, let's just take, for example, the
- 12:42Speaker 1: massive fuel crisis now, which is largely driven by something
- 12:45Speaker 1: that is happening overseas, the Iran conflict. Now, you have
- 12:48Speaker 1: got the government... you know, being forced on to cut
- 12:51Speaker 1: fuel excise, being called on to cut fuel excise. Now,
- 12:54Speaker 1: if it does that, that will have potentially a further
- 12:58Speaker 1: inflationary effect. If we want to drive this thing down,
- 13:01Speaker 1: you actually want to keep, you know, you want to
- 13:03Speaker 1: keep that. They're not artificially propping it up. Same again
- 13:06Speaker 1: with power bills. The government was making it look like
- 13:09Speaker 1: they were going down because the retail figure came down.
- 13:13Speaker 1: But of course, the underlying costs, not the price you
- 13:15Speaker 1: pay at the bowser, the price you pay at the checkout,
- 13:18Speaker 1: the price you pay on your bill. but the actual
- 13:20Speaker 1: costs were still going up. And that's what the RBA
- 13:22Speaker 1: is looking at. So again, and that's just a form
- 13:25Speaker 1: of government spending that is putting money out there in
- 13:27Speaker 1: the community. And then people have other money to free
- 13:31Speaker 1: up and spend, which they otherwise wouldn't because their backs
- 13:34Speaker 1: would have been against the wall and they would have
- 13:35Speaker 1: been suffering like hell because of these higher prices. So,
- 13:39Speaker 1: you know, that is a difficult thing for any government
- 13:43Speaker 1: to say to people, we are not going to give
- 13:45Speaker 1: you any more money. You will have to suck up
- 13:48Speaker 1: these higher prices because it's only by sucking up these
- 13:51Speaker 1: higher prices that the economy can eventually return to its
- 13:55Speaker 1: normal level.
- 13:55Speaker 4: But so do you not believe, Joe, that they have
- 13:57Speaker 4: to cut spending? Like, let's go through some of it, right?
- 13:59Speaker 4: So the NDIS, over $ 52 billion, that's a billion dollars
- 14:03Speaker 4: a week. And we've seen so many stories emerge of fraudsters,
- 14:07Speaker 4: of people rorting the system, of it getting out of control,
- 14:09Speaker 4: and it's only predicted to get even worse by.
- 14:12Speaker 5: The end of this decade in the 60s of billions
- 14:14Speaker 5: of dollars.
- 14:14Speaker 1: And they are doing that. They're being held to ransom
- 14:16Speaker 1: by the Greens.
- 14:18Speaker 4: But they need to be held to ransom over this.
- 14:20Speaker 4: Foreign aid, for example, $ 5. 2 billion. Of that, we give
- 14:22Speaker 4: $ 50 million to Afghanistan, a country where we lost 41
- 14:26Speaker 4: of our own servicemen, and their women are being subjugated
- 14:28Speaker 4: and refused medical treatment in southern cities like Herat if
- 14:32Speaker 4: they're not wearing a hijab correctly.
- 14:34Speaker 5: Let's go elsewhere. Childcare subsidy, $ 16 billion. And we now
- 14:38Speaker 5: give it.
- 14:38Speaker 4: To parents on $ 500, 000 who could potentially be sitting home
- 14:42Speaker 4: on their arses while their kids are being looked after
- 14:44Speaker 4: by strangers. That's predicted to go up to at least $ 20.
- 14:47Speaker 5: Billion as the years go on.
- 14:48Speaker 4: Climate change and net zero, $ 4. 3 billion was spent in
- 14:52Speaker 4: those efforts... In the 25-26 budget, the voice to parliament referendum.
- 14:56Speaker 1: That was a good one.
- 14:57Speaker 8: Over $ 400.
- 14:58Speaker 5: Million spent on that.
- 15:00Speaker 4: And look, the coalition government, $ 88. 9 billion on JobKeeper over
- 15:05Speaker 4: a pandemic that shouldn't have shut people down and that's
- 15:08Speaker 4: destroyed the livelihood of children and their mental health, et cetera,
- 15:11Speaker 4: who had to live through all of that.
- 15:13Speaker 5: What about a state level? Right? You could keep going
- 15:15Speaker 5: and going.
- 15:16Speaker 4: Victoria, $ 600, 000 on coffee machines, $ 2. 6 million on pot plants.
- 15:21Speaker 4: Then you've got over $ 60, 000 spent on a half-built statue
- 15:24Speaker 4: of Dan Andrews. Plus then let's dive into all the
- 15:27Speaker 4: personal perks that these politicians are receiving, right? Family reunion entitlements,
- 15:32Speaker 4: thousands of dollars spent on dinners in Paris, com cars waiting.
- 15:36Speaker 5: People have had a gutful of this egregious spending.
- 15:38Speaker 1: I know, and that is why One Nation is at
- 15:40Speaker 1: record levels and that is why I am extremely worried
- 15:44Speaker 1: and others are extremely excited about the damage they could
- 15:47Speaker 1: inflict on Labor at the next Victorian, New South Wales
- 15:51Speaker 1: and federal election. There's a couple of things. I mean,
- 15:54Speaker 1: one is the childcare stuff is very, very, very, very popular. So, again,
- 15:57Speaker 1: they're scared to touch that, even though they should. The
- 15:59Speaker 1: NDIS stuff, the Greens are holding them to ransom, not
- 16:03Speaker 1: because they're not cutting enough, because they're cutting too much.
- 16:06Speaker 1: The Greens don't want to see any cuts whatsoever and
- 16:08Speaker 1: the government will then have to endure... the spectacle of
- 16:11Speaker 1: the Greens rolling out disabled people to say to the government,
- 16:15Speaker 1: why are you cutting my money? How are you doing
- 16:17Speaker 1: this to me? You know, first I blah, blah, blah.
- 16:19Speaker 1: Now this and you'll get all those sob stories. And so, again,
- 16:22Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's right. I'm just saying this is
- 16:25Speaker 1: why it is so tough for governments right across the
- 16:28Speaker 1: world to make any of these cuts in the biggest
- 16:31Speaker 1: spending areas. And again, we talked about, you know, the
- 16:34Speaker 1: biggest spending areas. Defence is one of the biggest and
- 16:37Speaker 1: we need to actually spend more money there. But when
- 16:39Speaker 1: the government says we're going to sell Victoria Barracks, which
- 16:42Speaker 1: I do not think they should do, don't get me wrong,
- 16:44Speaker 1: but when they say we're going to sell Victoria Barracks
- 16:46Speaker 1: to raise more money so we're not spending as much
- 16:48Speaker 1: and recouping money, people say, oh, no, you can't do that,
- 16:51Speaker 1: not that one.
- 16:51Speaker 3: But that's selling an asset in order to try and
- 16:54Speaker 3: get money as opposed to cutting the spending that you've
- 16:56Speaker 3: got in front of you. The problem is governments need
- 16:59Speaker 3: to gain some testicular fortitude.
- 17:01Speaker 2: And say, we're actually going to do it.
- 17:04Speaker 3: And it may take a certain level of bipartisanship on
- 17:09Speaker 3: that matter because then, you know, voters won't have a
- 17:13Speaker 3: choice of saying, well, that mob's going to spend lots
- 17:15Speaker 3: of money and that won't. But someone has the guts,
- 17:18Speaker 3: needs to have the guts to say... that the way
- 17:20Speaker 3: spending is going at the moment is simply unsustainable.
- 17:23Speaker 1: They won't do that.
- 17:24Speaker 4: They won't do that because they're more invested in vote-grabbing
- 17:27Speaker 4: than they are in actually doing it right for the
- 17:28Speaker 4: economy and the country long-term.
- 17:30Speaker 1: I think that is exactly the problem. And also, you know,
- 17:33Speaker 1: on the other side, if they do do anything, you
- 17:35Speaker 1: don't get people saying, all right, well, you know, I'll
- 17:37Speaker 1: cop it for the sake of the country. People will
- 17:40Speaker 1: go ballistic. Again, we just heard today Andy Burnham, the
- 17:44Speaker 1: new PM... in the UK, also of a Labor government,
- 17:48Speaker 1: has said it is no longer sustainable for us to
- 17:50Speaker 1: have this message. I think it's called the triple lock
- 17:53Speaker 1: system where pensions, aged pensions, are indexed to whatever is
- 17:59Speaker 1: the highest of wages growth or CPI or 2.5%. So
- 18:03Speaker 1: it can never get lower than 2.5% each year. And
- 18:06Speaker 1: if CPI or wages are higher than that, it goes
- 18:09Speaker 1: to that higher mark. Now, you could say anyone who's
- 18:12Speaker 1: looked at the books would know The UK's books are cooked.
- 18:15Speaker 1: They need to cut this spending. Admittedly, he wants to
- 18:18Speaker 1: spend it on this ridiculous other social welfare program, but.
- 18:20Speaker 4: Well, their welfare spending has exceeded their tax revenue.
- 18:23Speaker 1: That's right. Now they're trying to say that's how they're
- 18:25Speaker 1: going to pay for it. But, again, you're going to
- 18:27Speaker 1: have an army of elderly people, pensioners, grandmas, out there saying,
- 18:32Speaker 1: you are there on your X $ 100, 000 salary telling me
- 18:37Speaker 1: I can't get a 2.5% increase on my age pension. And, again,
- 18:41Speaker 1: this is... I'm not saying it's right. I'm just saying
- 18:45Speaker 1: this is why it's so hard for politicians of both
- 18:48Speaker 1: stripes to actually make any tough cost-cutting decisions. Sure.
- 18:52Speaker 2: You've also got to be judicious about where you cut,
- 18:54Speaker 2: I think.
- 18:55Speaker 1: Which is why I would say probably not veterans and grandmas,
- 18:59Speaker 1: I would say.
- 18:59Speaker 2: It's probably not the place to go.
- 19:01Speaker 1: If you're really into it. Speaking of great optics, I...
- 19:05Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you know this, but just as
- 19:07Speaker 1: Albo is an honorary member of the Royal and Ancient
- 19:10Speaker 1: Marrickville Public Golf Club, I am an honorary member of
- 19:14Speaker 1: the Narooma Caravan Park. Are you? I think so. I
- 19:21Speaker 1: think so. I think they've got my picture up behind
- 19:23Speaker 1: the counter. I stayed there once, OK? I stayed there.
- 19:27Speaker 1: I stayed there and they gave me a discount. That's
- 19:29Speaker 1: like an honorary membership. Well, is that lovely.
- 19:30Speaker 7: And then?
- 19:31Speaker 1: And I think there was a bit of a selfie.
- 19:32Speaker 1: That's honourable. You know, that counts. Fair enough. Anyway, so
- 19:35Speaker 1: I am 100% as the official ambassador for the Narooma
- 19:39Speaker 1: Caravan Park. I am backing this incredible new move to...
- 19:43Speaker 1: like this, give heritage listing to a pay phone, to
- 19:48Speaker 1: give heritage listing to a Telstra phone in Narooma. And
- 19:53Speaker 1: it's not because it's a particularly old phone. It's not,
- 19:56Speaker 1: as you can see there, it's not exactly made, you know,
- 19:58Speaker 1: it's not exactly Alexander Graham Bell. It's the standard orange
- 20:02Speaker 1: phone booth that you would have seen everywhere, the ones
- 20:04Speaker 1: that Superman can't get changed in. But it is a
- 20:07Speaker 1: phone booth that has such a... an important meaning and
- 20:13Speaker 1: stake in the town's history because during the Black Summer bushfires,
- 20:17Speaker 1: this was where everyone had to come to to get
- 20:21Speaker 1: any contact with the outside world because the mobile services
- 20:25Speaker 1: were down. So the only way they could reach their
- 20:29Speaker 1: loved ones was to call them on this old school
- 20:33Speaker 1: phone that probably most of them would have used for
- 20:35Speaker 1: years and years and years and years. And far from
- 20:38Speaker 1: this being Because a lot of the phones, you know, people,
- 20:41Speaker 1: Telstra's been saying, oh, we just decommission them because no
- 20:43Speaker 1: one's using them. So, you know, there were heaps and
- 20:45Speaker 1: heaps of people all needed to use this one phone.
- 20:48Speaker 1: And far from it being a sort of, you know,
- 20:50Speaker 1: Boxing Day sales kind of, you know, elbows and fingernails
- 20:54Speaker 1: at dawn, apparently it was a really lovely place for
- 20:58Speaker 1: people to just come, hang out, talk, have a cup
- 21:02Speaker 1: of tea, have something to eat and just find out
- 21:05Speaker 1: how the community that they're in, the Narooma community as well,
- 21:08Speaker 1: of which I am a proud ambassador, is also getting along.
- 21:12Speaker 5: Should it be heritage listed? Let's get down to brass tacks.
- 21:15Speaker 1: Probably not, but still.
- 21:16Speaker 5: No, it's beautiful.
- 21:18Speaker 1: Come on.
- 21:19Speaker 5: They're going to kick you out of that.
- 21:20Speaker 1: No, that's what I'm saying. It's not, yes, the plastic
- 21:23Speaker 1: orange dome, no. You know, the aluminium or whatever it is,
- 21:26Speaker 1: the perspex, you know, no. But the feeling of it,
- 21:30Speaker 1: and isn't that what heritage is, how we feel about something,
- 21:33Speaker 1: what it says about our history? Yeah.
- 21:35Speaker 2: I honestly don't see the issue.
- 21:36Speaker 3: I'd I think fair play to them for Heritage listing
- 21:39Speaker 3: it because it became and is now a symbol of
- 21:43Speaker 3: the resilience of the community. At one of their toughest times,
- 21:47Speaker 3: that was the only way they could connect with the
- 21:49Speaker 3: rest of the world. And what a quaint idea that
- 21:51Speaker 3: everyone had to go and use a payphone again. But
- 21:54Speaker 3: it actually means something to the community of Nauruoma. And
- 21:58Speaker 3: so a level of protection that means that that is
- 22:00Speaker 3: always there as some kind of monument to those times,
- 22:05Speaker 3: I think is a good thing.
- 22:06Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 22:07Speaker 4: I just, I feel like the symbol of their character
- 22:10Speaker 4: and resilience is actually still existing within.
- 22:13Speaker 5: These individuals, right? You're trying to attach sentiment. They're not
- 22:17Speaker 5: going to be there forever.
- 22:17Speaker 1: That phone could be there.
- 22:19Speaker 4: No, but I'm sure that they have several other memorials
- 22:22Speaker 4: and memories and we have the history of these ghastly
- 22:25Speaker 4: bushfires embedded within the nation. I don't need to look
- 22:27Speaker 4: at a phone box and have said phone box protected.
- 22:31Speaker 4: to be reminded of the horrors that these people went through.
- 22:34Speaker 4: I mean, look, we've got the photographs of it. I mean,
- 22:36Speaker 4: do we need these phone boxes heritage listed? I feel
- 22:40Speaker 4: like that is something that is genuinely reserved for extraordinary
- 22:45Speaker 4: buildings of real historical meaning across the country.
- 22:49Speaker 5: You know, things like the Victoria Barracks, for example, which
- 22:52Speaker 5: I think should be protected.
- 22:54Speaker 1: They're already heritage listed.
- 22:56Speaker 5: But a phone box?
- 22:57Speaker 4: That, to me, I just feel like if you're going
- 23:00Speaker 4: to attach sentiment to everything, we're going to be stuck
- 23:03Speaker 4: with a whole bunch of stuff that really is not
- 23:05Speaker 4: fit for purpose anymore.
- 23:06Speaker 1: It's almost a bit beside the point. But you know
- 23:07Speaker 1: how you have those historic red phone boxes in London?
- 23:11Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 23:11Speaker 1: And we would have had a few here by the
- 23:12Speaker 1: end of the day. But, like, you look at those,
- 23:14Speaker 1: they're obviously, you know, genuinely... pieces of history, their historical artefacts.
- 23:20Speaker 1: Do you reckon that, like, 100 years from now, there'll
- 23:23Speaker 1: be people saying, oh, my God, look at that beautifully maintained.
- 23:26Speaker 2: Old-fashioned... What was that?
- 23:28Speaker 1: plastic and orange plastic phone box?
- 23:32Speaker 3: There should be at least a few of them around
- 23:33Speaker 3: to remind people of how things were once done. I mean,
- 23:36Speaker 3: you know, I'm not of the age where I had
- 23:38Speaker 3: to worry about this. I had a mobile phone. by
- 23:40Speaker 3: the time I was a teenager. But, you know, when
- 23:42Speaker 3: you were knocking around in your teenage years, Joe, that
- 23:45Speaker 3: would have been your connection to.
- 23:46Speaker 2: Home, right?
- 23:46Speaker 1: It absolutely was. I remember when we went around Australia
- 23:51Speaker 1: and to get... We thought this was the most cutting-edge
- 23:55Speaker 1: telecommunications technology available. There was a phone booth... with a
- 23:59Speaker 1: solar panel on the top in the middle of the
- 24:02Speaker 1: desert or somewhere near all over or whatever. And so
- 24:05Speaker 1: you could go and you'd take, you would get a
- 24:07Speaker 1: pile of 20 cent coins about that big. And that'd
- 24:10Speaker 1: get you about 30 seconds and you'd phone home and
- 24:14Speaker 1: you'd put the coin in every, Yeah, but see, you.
- 24:17Speaker 5: Had to actually pay for it.
- 24:17Speaker 1: And you'd queue up for it.
- 24:18Speaker 5: You could pay for it back then. Now it's free.
- 24:20Speaker 5: By the way, we're talking about government spending and cutting that.
- 24:23Speaker 4: They pay $ 44 million a year to Telstra for that.
- 24:26Speaker 1: God, you've really done your research.
- 24:28Speaker 2: On everything, haven't you?
- 24:29Speaker 5: I'm pissed, Jo. So much government money, just our money, actually.
- 24:32Speaker 3: When I lived in Melbourne, out the front of my
- 24:34Speaker 3: unit in South Melbourne, there was a payphone. And it
- 24:39Speaker 3: was great because, you know, you'd strange people would come
- 24:42Speaker 3: and use the payphone.
- 24:43Speaker 2: And you'd sort of.
- 24:44Speaker 1: I was probably watching... eavesdrop on.
- 24:46Speaker 3: The conversation and intercept drug deals and all sorts of stuff.
- 24:49Speaker 3: But also, the payphones actually ring and so I've got
- 24:52Speaker 3: the number on my phone and I'd sit out the
- 24:54Speaker 3: front and, like, wait for people to come past.
- 24:56Speaker 1: And I'd ring it.
- 24:57Speaker 5: Did they get excited to answer it?
- 24:59Speaker 2: Yes, people would answer it and all sorts of.
- 25:01Speaker 1: I didn't know our ones did that. I thought that
- 25:03Speaker 1: was just in the movie.
- 25:03Speaker 3: Yes, no, no, no, it is real, it is done
- 25:06Speaker 3: and I used to get a great deal of entertainment.
- 25:08Speaker 2: Sorry if you.
- 25:09Speaker 3: happened to be walking past Eastern Road, South Melbourne, when.
- 25:12Speaker 2: I happened to be living there.
- 25:14Speaker 1: Sorry if you got busted by the cops on your
- 25:15Speaker 1: last drug deal.
- 25:16Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
- 25:17Speaker 1: Caleb Bond's fault. I got you.
- 25:20Speaker 2: I would have pranked you.
- 25:21Speaker 3: Now, of course, one of the other things that's been
- 25:23Speaker 3: big news today is the fact that the Greens are
- 25:25Speaker 3: looking for a new leader. Now, Larissa Waters announced last
- 25:29Speaker 3: night that she was stepping down because she has kidney
- 25:32Speaker 3: disease and she says that her prospects for recovery are good.
- 25:35Speaker 3: but she needs a slower pace than what leading a
- 25:37Speaker 3: political party allows, and so we wish all the best
- 25:41Speaker 3: for her. Now, Sarah Hansen-Young has put her hand up today.
- 25:44Speaker 3: She says she's throwing her hat in the ring to
- 25:47Speaker 3: become the potential leader of the Greens, and as soon
- 25:50Speaker 3: as she did that, who was straight out of the
- 25:52Speaker 3: blocks to say she'd be doing it? Marine Faruqi, of course,
- 25:56Speaker 3: one of the craziest people in the Greens, the woman
- 25:59Speaker 3: who believes that we need to pay, I should say,
- 26:02Speaker 3: climate reparations.
- 26:05Speaker 9: So we must remember also to lift our gaze. We
- 26:08Speaker 9: must start a process of making climate reparations to the
- 26:12Speaker 9: global south countries who are most harmed by Australia's contribution
- 26:16Speaker 9: to the climate crisis.
- 26:18Speaker 2: And joining her on her.
- 26:19Speaker 1: I was going to say, that's a spending initiative.
- 26:21Speaker 2: No, it isn't.
- 26:22Speaker 1: Definitely approve of, I'm sure.
- 26:23Speaker 3: And joining her on her ticket to become deputy leader
- 26:27Speaker 3: under Marine Faruqi, Nick McKim, who does stuff like.
- 26:31Speaker 1: Well, this... Yes, I'll hit the gritty if I win
- 26:34Speaker 1: an election.
- 26:34Speaker 6: What that means is I'm going to bust out a gritty.
- 26:39Speaker 4: If you don't know what this means, I will tell
- 26:44Speaker 4: you afterwards, but we've.
- 26:47Speaker 3: Held the Senate seat, we've.
- 26:51Speaker 4: Had a win, and I'm going to gritty for the win.
- 26:57Speaker 3: So things are looking really positive for the Greens, it
- 26:59Speaker 3: would seem. The problem for the Greens at the moment,
- 27:03Speaker 3: I think, and, look, you know, we can argue till
- 27:04Speaker 3: the cows come home about who needs to be leader.
- 27:06Speaker 2: But does it really matter at this point?
- 27:10Speaker 3: Because they've become quite irrelevant, I think, over the last
- 27:15Speaker 3: nine months since the rise of One Nation. You know,
- 27:19Speaker 3: the Greens have not had the same effect on the left.
- 27:22Speaker 3: Of course, people have gone from Labor to One Nation,
- 27:24Speaker 3: but there's not been any sort of great interest on
- 27:26Speaker 3: the left in going to the Greens... I kind of
- 27:30Speaker 3: hope they pick Maureen Faruqi. Maybe it'll just blow the
- 27:33Speaker 3: whole joint up.
- 27:33Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's very tempting to say, all right,
- 27:36Speaker 1: you want to know what this looks like? You know,
- 27:38Speaker 1: here you go. It's a bit like saying Zoran Mamdani
- 27:41Speaker 1: should be mayor of New York. But the difference is,
- 27:44Speaker 1: of course, Maureen will never probably have any actual power.
- 27:48Speaker 1: Whether she makes the Greens less attractive to a more
- 27:51Speaker 1: mainstream audience, I don't know. The Greens vote hasn't actually...
- 27:54Speaker 1: gone down much during the rise of One Nation. One
- 27:57Speaker 1: Nation is cannibalising the coalition vote, obviously, and stealing a
- 28:01Speaker 1: bit from Labor. And very much my sense, in the
- 28:05Speaker 1: sense of anyone with half a brain in the Labor
- 28:07Speaker 1: Party who's looking at this, knows that this is a blue-collar,
- 28:11Speaker 1: working-class cohort, no-nonsense, no-bullshit, who look over to the left
- 28:16Speaker 1: at the Greens and say, this is not for me.
- 28:19Speaker 1: And and anything that Labor does that smells of anything
- 28:24Speaker 1: of that kind of wanky inner city, you know, university
- 28:28Speaker 1: left kind of thing.
- 28:29Speaker 4: They don't mind doing deals with them when they need to.
- 28:30Speaker 1: Though, Joe. But this is why, again, this is why
- 28:33Speaker 1: blue-collar Labor voters who voted Labor all their life are
- 28:36Speaker 1: now moving over to One Nation. So that's the problem there.
- 28:40Speaker 1: But Marine, Nick McKim, wasn't it Nick McKim who, in
- 28:42Speaker 1: a discussion about negative gearing... was talking about the grandfathering
- 28:47Speaker 1: of existing arrangements. Grandperson? And stopped himself and said, sorry,
- 28:51Speaker 1: I meant grandperson-y.
- 28:52Speaker 2: That's it?
- 28:53Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 28:54Speaker 1: I didn't just imagine that.
- 28:55Speaker 2: No, no, no.
- 28:55Speaker 1: That's a real memory.
- 28:56Speaker 8: And remember also on the floor of Parliament then when
- 29:00Speaker 8: Jacinta Nampajipa-Price came in with the Australian flag and he
- 29:03Speaker 8: referred to it as if she's going to come in
- 29:05Speaker 8: with that flag.
- 29:07Speaker 5: What do you mean, that flag?
- 29:09Speaker 1: Like, he is just cuckoo land and Maureen Faruqi obviously
- 29:11Speaker 1: equally It's cloud cuckoo leaves.
- 29:13Speaker 5: Who do you think's the most likely, Joe?
- 29:15Speaker 1: Marine Faruqi.
- 29:16Speaker 5: You do?
- 29:16Speaker 1: Yeah. So this is the thing. So the Greens have
- 29:19Speaker 1: become so crazily left in recent years.
- 29:25Speaker 5: I mean, Victoria. Remember when we just used to be
- 29:26Speaker 5: like tree hunters?
- 29:27Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. It is.
- 29:28Speaker 1: No, we're good. It's great. OK, we want to bulldoze
- 29:30Speaker 1: this old forest, you know. I'm going to chain myself
- 29:32Speaker 1: in front of it. OK, all right, let's have a conversation.
- 29:34Speaker 1: But now they are full on, like, actual communists, Stalinists
- 29:39Speaker 1: have infiltrated the party, are taking it over and.
- 29:42Speaker 2: Watermelons. Green on the outside, green on the inside.
- 29:44Speaker 1: Exactly. And very, very much, you know, Marine Faruqi would
- 29:50Speaker 1: be of that mould. Don't know if they were ever
- 29:52Speaker 1: card-carrying members of the Communist Party of Australia, but that
- 29:55Speaker 1: sort of ridiculously left, ridiculously woke... I mean, the big
- 29:59Speaker 1: thing with the Greens now is trans issues and they're
- 30:01Speaker 1: just tearing themselves apart.
- 30:02Speaker 4: Well, you remember what they did to the co-founder, Drew Hutton,
- 30:05Speaker 4: who came out and spoke.
- 30:06Speaker 5: About it and they expelled him from the party.
- 30:08Speaker 1: Which, again, is a very Stalinist thing to do. You
- 30:11Speaker 1: purge someone for not being ideologically pure.
- 30:15Speaker 3: And he said today if they select Maureen Faruqi as
- 30:18Speaker 3: the leader of the Greens, the Greens is dead, basically.
- 30:20Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
- 30:21Speaker 3: And this is the political movement that he helped start
- 30:24Speaker 3: with Bob Brown... And he's saying it's just, it will
- 30:27Speaker 3: cease to be, it's not what I created anymore.
- 30:30Speaker 5: Well, he called them authoritarian, unlikable and aggressive. And it's true.
- 30:35Speaker 5: That's what they've become.
- 30:36Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. They're the free Palestine kind of crowd.
- 30:41Speaker 5: But Sarah Hansen-Young, no shout?
- 30:42Speaker 1: She is considered too moderate. She's considered too, in the
- 30:46Speaker 1: eyes of the Greens, Sarah Hansen-Young is too right wing
- 30:50Speaker 1: to be leader. So it would actually be probably a
- 30:52Speaker 1: good result for Australia democracy to in politics if she
- 30:56Speaker 1: did actually win.
- 30:57Speaker 5: But I think.
- 30:58Speaker 3: I don't mind saying that I have now, having lived
- 31:00Speaker 3: in three states and voted in three states, in South Australia,
- 31:04Speaker 3: I had the great pleasure of voting below the line
- 31:06Speaker 3: and putting Sarah Hansen and Young dead last.
- 31:09Speaker 2: And in New South Wales, I did the same thing
- 31:10Speaker 2: to Maureen Faruqi. Oh, look at you going! And now
- 31:13Speaker 2: it's between the two of them.
- 31:15Speaker 1: That's right. Next time someone says your vote really counts.
- 31:18Speaker 5: LAUGHTER Well, let's switch gears now.
- 31:23Speaker 4: Is the most offensive thing that you can call a
- 31:25Speaker 4: woman these days beautiful?
- 31:27Speaker 5: Let me tell you, if you take a walk.
- 31:28Speaker 4: Down my Instagram page and I'm routinely being called a.
- 31:31Speaker 5: Bigot and a Nazi and a fascist, all because I
- 31:34Speaker 5: believe that trans-identified males don't belong in women's.
- 31:36Speaker 4: Sports, I will take a man calling me beautiful every
- 31:39Speaker 4: day of the week and twice on Sundays. But apparently
- 31:41Speaker 4: it's offended a young 22-year-old finance worker.
- 31:46Speaker 5: It's erupted on.
- 31:47Speaker 4: LinkedIn after a man sent an unsolicited message to said
- 31:51Speaker 4: finance worker calling her a beautiful lady. Coco Pickering, she's 22,
- 31:55Speaker 4: she shared a screenshot of the man's message saying it
- 31:58Speaker 4: was not a post I would usually make but this
- 32:00Speaker 4: behaviour needs to be called out. Miss Pickering said she
- 32:04Speaker 4: had only just connected with the man whose identity she
- 32:06Speaker 4: chose to hide when he sent the message. And she
- 32:09Speaker 4: went on to say it began as a normal professional
- 32:11Speaker 4: introduction and ended with an unsolicited comment about my appearance.
- 32:15Speaker 4: I went to spare you the grief of having to
- 32:17Speaker 4: do so to the LinkedIn page. where said post was
- 32:21Speaker 4: shared and it's been flooded with comments, over 300 of
- 32:25Speaker 4: them of people saying, feel sick hearing of this behaviour
- 32:29Speaker 4: on LinkedIn.
- 32:29Speaker 5: Another one, good on you, needs to be called out.
- 32:32Speaker 5: Sorry you had to endure that. I mean, is this
- 32:36Speaker 5: what we've gotten to now?
- 32:38Speaker 1: I thought the kids of South Sudan had it tough.
- 32:42Speaker 1: I just... I'm sorry.
- 32:45Speaker 5: Can I just say, though, like, Coco, with all due respect,
- 32:48Speaker 5: one day you're going.
- 32:48Speaker 4: To look like a crusty, dried-up old prune because age
- 32:51Speaker 4: is coming for all of us, we are not immune
- 32:53Speaker 4: to it, and you will one day think, how absurd
- 32:57Speaker 4: was it that I had the brass neck to shame
- 33:00Speaker 4: a man for calling me beautiful? Now, I understand the
- 33:02Speaker 4: counter-argument to it is... Is this an appropriate setting in
- 33:06Speaker 4: which LinkedIn is considered to be a professional kind of
- 33:09Speaker 4: business platform in which you should be taken seriously?
- 33:12Speaker 2: That's the message.
- 33:13Speaker 4: And that is the message, of course. You know, he
- 33:16Speaker 4: did go on to say, hi, Coco, it's great to
- 33:17Speaker 4: connect with you. Looking forward to staying in touch.
- 33:19Speaker 5: And on a totally different note, may I just say
- 33:21Speaker 5: what a beautiful lady you are. And she is gorgeous.
- 33:24Speaker 5: She's attractive. And her reply is just this lengthy spiel.
- 33:28Speaker 5: Good evening. I find your message completely inappropriate, she said.
- 33:32Speaker 4: LinkedIn is a professional networking platform and it is genuinely
- 33:35Speaker 4: sad that in 2026 a woman still has to be
- 33:38Speaker 4: objectified on a platform that is supposed to be about careers,
- 33:41Speaker 4: experience and professional connections. And she goes on, I want
- 33:46Speaker 4: to spare everybody the grief with it, but she mentions
- 33:48Speaker 4: if you are looking to flirt with women or comment
- 33:50Speaker 4: on how attractive you find them, there are apps specifically
- 33:53Speaker 4: designed for that, perhaps Tinder.
- 33:55Speaker 5: Would be a more suitable place.
- 33:57Speaker 1: OK. Even if you reply to that, that, by the way,
- 34:00Speaker 1: is her Instagram profile pic from which I believe the
- 34:04Speaker 1: headshot of her LinkedIn account is pulled. But that is
- 34:07Speaker 1: not her... To be clear, that is not the image
- 34:09Speaker 1: she puts on LinkedIn. LAUGHTER But she cropped that photo specifically.
- 34:14Speaker 1: That is the photo she cropped to put on LinkedIn.
- 34:15Speaker 1: That's right. But, again, even if you were that offended
- 34:18Speaker 1: by it and you were thinking, I couldn't post this
- 34:21Speaker 1: photo and no one's going to compliment me on my
- 34:23Speaker 1: looks because that just would never happen in this world,
- 34:28Speaker 1: why wouldn't you just– like what I think is really,
- 34:30Speaker 1: really nasty is that she couldn't just say to this guy,
- 34:33Speaker 1: he's obviously just a bit old-fashioned, maybe a bit of
- 34:35Speaker 1: an old fogey, you know, And, you know, maybe just
- 34:39Speaker 1: chancing his luck. Who knows? But she could have just said, mate,
- 34:42Speaker 1: if you want to do that, get on Tinder. Don't
- 34:44Speaker 1: message me. And just sent him that message. But to
- 34:47Speaker 1: publicly name and shame him and expose him. Well, she
- 34:51Speaker 1: didn't name him to shame him. To publicly expose him.
- 34:53Speaker 1: Make an example. Him not knowing, obviously, who would be.
- 34:59Speaker 1: to drive up this sort of faux outrage. That I find,
- 35:01Speaker 1: just this need for people to drive outrage over the
- 35:04Speaker 1: most banal and insignificant things, I find just that, you
- 35:08Speaker 1: know what? I find it an ugly quality, Coco. Not
- 35:11Speaker 1: a beautiful quality, an ugly quality.
- 35:13Speaker 2: And what's wrong with a guy having a go anyway?
- 35:16Speaker 2: It's not like he.
- 35:17Speaker 3: Said anything inappropriate or crass or rude or.
- 35:21Speaker 2: You know, all he said was, you're a beautiful lady.
- 35:24Speaker 2: You know, so what?
- 35:25Speaker 5: But you know what?
- 35:25Speaker 2: You're on social media. What social media?
- 35:28Speaker 5: But, you know, we're on the shelf now, Joe and I.
- 35:30Speaker 5: We're married and all the rest of it.
- 35:32Speaker 4: I mean, do you find now that it's getting increasingly
- 35:34Speaker 4: tough for men to be able to just compliment a
- 35:36Speaker 4: woman without fear of being reprimanded for objectifying her?
- 35:40Speaker 3: Yeah, look, I try not to give a toss, really,
- 35:42Speaker 3: but I'm aware that there are some places that once
- 35:45Speaker 3: upon a time it would have been fine... and now
- 35:47Speaker 3: you maybe have to trade on eggshells a bit.
- 35:49Speaker 2: But, look, I don't care.
- 35:51Speaker 1: What am I going to.
- 35:52Speaker 2: They're going to complain to HR, you're a beautiful woman.
- 35:54Speaker 5: Oh, thank you.
- 35:55Speaker 2: See, I'm going to be 40.
- 35:56Speaker 5: I'll take whatever I can get.
- 35:58Speaker 3: And here I've said it in a professional place.
- 36:00Speaker 1: That's right. And also, by the way, if anyone's looking,
- 36:03Speaker 1: my LinkedIn profile is jollyjo69.
- 36:08Speaker 2: You would be so lucky, Jo.
- 36:10Speaker 3: After the break, we'll have a look at tomorrow's papers.
- 36:13Speaker 2: Can you believe the ACT.
- 36:14Speaker 3: Getting the same money as Queensland for coastal protection?
- 36:18Speaker 1: Don't go away.
- 36:28Speaker 3: All right, let's see what the papers are saying about
- 36:30Speaker 3: the interest rate rise today on the front of the
- 36:33Speaker 3: Daily Telegraph. They've got rates rise again. RBA slams Jim's spin.
- 36:38Speaker 3: Domestic pressures hit over on the advertiser. I must say,
- 36:42Speaker 3: Gemma Jones has done an excellent job of this one,
- 36:45Speaker 3: just spelling out exactly what has happened under this government.
- 36:50Speaker 2: The war? No, Jim, it's you. RBA Gov blows up.
- 36:53Speaker 2: Rate rise delusions. Jim, cops are bullocking as she hiked.
- 36:59Speaker 3: The rate, as she hiked the cash rate to a
- 37:01Speaker 3: 15-year high. RBA Governor Michelle Bullock on Tuesday shot down
- 37:05Speaker 3: Treasurer Jim Chalmers' claim the war in Iran is at fault,
- 37:08Speaker 3: instead citing Labor's addiction to spending.
- 37:12Speaker 2: And you can see there it's gone.
- 37:13Speaker 3: From 0.85% in June 2022 when the government was elected to,
- 37:18Speaker 3: of course, that 15-year high. of 4.6% today. And then
- 37:23Speaker 3: over on the front of the Herald Sun, they've got
- 37:25Speaker 3: it as well. RBA's rate, Razubiuk. Bullock says domestic spending,
- 37:28Speaker 3: driving inflation, crushing charmers. Charmers spin war is mainly to blame.
- 37:34Speaker 3: You're full of bull, Jim. But a few other stories
- 37:37Speaker 3: to talk about on the front of the Herald Sun tomorrow.
- 37:39Speaker 2: E-scooters toll on kids.
- 37:42Speaker 3: Victorian parents are being warned e-scooters are not toys after
- 37:45Speaker 3: new research revealed more than a quarter of all injured riders... are.
- 37:49Speaker 2: Under the age of 16.
- 37:50Speaker 3: A joint study by the Royal Melbourne Hospital and the
- 37:53Speaker 3: RACV found that 133 of 482 riders injured between November
- 37:59Speaker 3: 2025 and May 2026 were under the legal operating age.
- 38:06Speaker 3: I can't say I'm terribly surprised by that.
- 38:09Speaker 1: Can't confirm. All the kids are doing it.
- 38:11Speaker 3: But it does bring to light this issue. I mean,
- 38:14Speaker 3: you know, there's all this, oh, we've got to restrict
- 38:15Speaker 3: the e-bikes, we've got to restrict the e-scooters.
- 38:18Speaker 2: But How do the kids get them?
- 38:20Speaker 5: Of course, their parents are buying them. Exactly.
- 38:21Speaker 4: But they're also being spurred on by the government who
- 38:23Speaker 4: are offering subsidies for it too, right? So how do
- 38:27Speaker 4: you get control of this now when you've got these
- 38:29Speaker 4: parents who are shelling out thousands of dollars on these
- 38:32Speaker 4: things for their kids? And it's not only causing injury,
- 38:35Speaker 4: but then just the havoc that they're wreaking on the
- 38:38Speaker 4: streets as well.
- 38:38Speaker 5: People are being injured as they're colliding with them on footpaths.
- 38:42Speaker 5: It's just, it's terrible.
- 38:44Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think the green bikes as well, the
- 38:46Speaker 1: e-bikes as well, kids are getting on those too, even
- 38:49Speaker 1: though they're not.
- 38:50Speaker 2: Oh, the lime ones.
- 38:51Speaker 1: The lime ones, very annoying. And then they all leave
- 38:52Speaker 1: them out the front of my house.
- 38:54Speaker 5: And they're easy to move, aren't they?
- 38:56Speaker 1: They are, as I found out, especially if you don't
- 38:57Speaker 1: have the app.
- 38:59Speaker 2: You think as they won't go.
- 39:00Speaker 3: Also on the front of the Herald Sun tomorrow, and
- 39:03Speaker 3: I note there in between these two stories, it says
- 39:05Speaker 3: Twist in Swan's Sexual Assault Probe. I'll be interested to
- 39:08Speaker 3: read that exclusive on page seven tomorrow. But next to it,
- 39:11Speaker 3: tobacco laws lack puff, exclusive.
- 39:13Speaker 2: From Carly Douglas. Good friend of mine, you'll be glad
- 39:15Speaker 2: to know, Joe.
- 39:17Speaker 3: Victoria's much-hyped new tobacco closure powers are shut. Just 22
- 39:21Speaker 3: shops in 10 days, despite being billed as the toughest
- 39:24Speaker 3: in the nation. The state government has closed an average
- 39:27Speaker 3: of two stores a day since laws came into effect.
- 39:30Speaker 2: In September.
- 39:31Speaker 3: Despite thousands of retailers being suspected of selling illegal tobacco products.
- 39:35Speaker 2: They're really on.
- 39:36Speaker 1: The ball, aren't they? Yeah, what can I say? Ten days.
- 39:39Speaker 2: But still, two a day. Like, come on. Surely day one,
- 39:43Speaker 2: day one, it's all hands on deck. You're out there.
- 39:46Speaker 2: You basically shut every tobacco.
- 39:48Speaker 1: You're Elliot Ness. You're going in there with the axe.
- 39:51Speaker 4: Oh, they don't have too many smoko breaks for $ 10
- 39:53Speaker 4: a pack.
- 39:55Speaker 1: Bait breaks. Again, the Courier-Mail has gone with the same
- 40:00Speaker 1: story and I don't think it's going to be the
- 40:02Speaker 1: last they hear of it. Interest rates hit new 15-year mark,
- 40:05Speaker 1: domestic spending driving inflation, but it's not my fault, says
- 40:10Speaker 1: Jim Chalmers slash Robin Williams in Goodwill Hunting. Meanwhile, how
- 40:17Speaker 1: is this for just the yarn and a half? Everyone knows...
- 40:22Speaker 1: And obviously we're talking about a Queensland newspaper here, but
- 40:24Speaker 1: everyone knows if there is any place in the country,
- 40:28Speaker 1: and I say this as someone in New South Wales, fair, fair,
- 40:31Speaker 1: you know, we've got to put rivalries aside. There's anywhere
- 40:34Speaker 1: in the country that is known for its incredible, beautiful, majestic,
- 40:40Speaker 1: pristine coastlines. It's Canberra.
- 40:44Speaker 5: And I'm a Canberra girl too, right?
- 40:46Speaker 1: Get this. Coastline Cash Con by Hayden Johnson, great friend
- 40:51Speaker 1: of mine, just haven't met him yet. The landlocked Australian
- 40:55Speaker 1: Capital Territory, this is unbelievable, receives the same amount of
- 40:59Speaker 1: cash per person for coastal protection as Queensland under a
- 41:04Speaker 1: bizarre GST carve-up that Treasurer David Janetsky says is laughable.
- 41:10Speaker 1: Mr Janetsky... We'll use a landmark National Press Club address
- 41:14Speaker 1: today to attack the GST distribution. Arcane wizards, I think,
- 41:20Speaker 1: was how Bob Carr once described the Commonwealth Grants Commission.
- 41:22Speaker 4: I can't wait for Roger Cook to weigh in on
- 41:25Speaker 4: this and call us all clowns.
- 41:26Speaker 1: Although they do have... To be fair, the ACTU does
- 41:30Speaker 1: have Jervis Bay.
- 41:31Speaker 2: Correct, yes.
- 41:32Speaker 5: Batemans Bay.
- 41:33Speaker 1: They don't have Batemans Bay.
- 41:34Speaker 3: No, no, no.
- 41:34Speaker 5: They don't have Batemans Bay.
- 41:35Speaker 1: It's just Jervis Bay.
- 41:36Speaker 2: They've got Jervis Bay Territory.
- 41:38Speaker 1: So they've got a naval base.
- 41:39Speaker 3: But it's run under ACT law, and I think people
- 41:42Speaker 3: in Jervis Bay Territory vote in the ACT.
- 41:46Speaker 2: Yeah. But I'm not sure that they actually.
- 41:48Speaker 3: Administer it in any serious way because the land was
- 41:51Speaker 3: handed over to the Commonwealth.
- 41:53Speaker 1: The federal government. Yeah, that's right.
- 41:54Speaker 3: So how can you justify giving the same amount of
- 41:58Speaker 3: money in GST for coastal protection as Queensland to the ACT.
- 42:04Speaker 2: It's insane.
- 42:05Speaker 1: Like Burley Griffith this time of year.
- 42:08Speaker 5: Bunch of trolleys floating around.
- 42:10Speaker 1: When the green algae hasn't taken it over. Oh, yeah.
- 42:13Speaker 5: Leave my state alone.
- 42:14Speaker 4: All right, let's look elsewhere down in Tasmania on the
- 42:16Speaker 4: front pages of the Mercury magazine. Feared for my life,
- 42:21Speaker 4: Grace Tame's dramatic witness stand evidence. Convicted Tasmanian pedophile and
- 42:25Speaker 4: former teacher Nico Bester kept media articles featuring victim-survivor Grace
- 42:30Speaker 4: Tame on a computer file titled, and I quote, and
- 42:34Speaker 4: sent Facebook messages exchanged with the then 15-year-old student to
- 42:38Speaker 4: high-profile Australian journalist Bettina Arndt. A Hobart court has heard
- 42:42Speaker 4: Nicholas Ockert Bester faces three counts of using.
- 42:45Speaker 5: A carriage surface.
- 42:47Speaker 4: To menace, harass or cause offence relating to social media
- 42:51Speaker 4: posts that allegedly targeted Miss Tame in 2022, the 74-year-old
- 42:55Speaker 4: defendant appeared via audio-visual link in the Hobart Magistrates' Court
- 42:59Speaker 4: on Tuesday. And you can see the full story on
- 43:01Speaker 4: page five of The Mercury tomorrow.
- 43:03Speaker 3: And I also note on the front of The Mercury
- 43:05Speaker 3: a nice photo of David Boone there.
- 43:08Speaker 1: Oh, Booney. You know, Booney's... Record still stands.
- 43:11Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's filling in for Mark Baird now as
- 43:14Speaker 3: well after he's left as chairman of Cricket Australia.
- 43:17Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you meant up the front of the plane,
- 43:19Speaker 1: 52 titties on the way to London.
- 43:21Speaker 5: No, no, no.
- 43:22Speaker 1: No, Mark Baird did that.
- 43:23Speaker 2: Mark Baird might give that a go.
- 43:24Speaker 3: But anyway, on the front of the NT News tomorrow,
- 43:27Speaker 3: top silk to tackle Luke.
- 43:29Speaker 2: This has been going on for a while now. Sydney
- 43:31Speaker 2: Barrister to prosecute Gosling.
- 43:33Speaker 3: The prosecutor who helped convict former New South Wales Labor
- 43:36Speaker 3: Minister Eddie Obeid will run the case against NT Labor
- 43:39Speaker 3: MP Luke Gosling, who faces assault and bail breach charges.
- 43:43Speaker 3: That is Sophie Callan SC.
- 43:46Speaker 1: It's a clear example of anti-Labor bias.
- 43:49Speaker 3: Indeed. I mean, it's been a big problem because the
- 43:53Speaker 3: DPP in the Northern Territory refused to prosecute the case
- 43:57Speaker 3: because of a perceived conflict of interest, which they've not
- 44:00Speaker 3: told us.
- 44:01Speaker 2: What it is.
- 44:02Speaker 3: And they've been trying their darndest to get a prosecutor
- 44:04Speaker 3: and they've been failing.
- 44:06Speaker 2: At least finally they've got one now.
- 44:08Speaker 3: Because this case has quite a bit of public interest.
- 44:10Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not sure if there is actually a conflict
- 44:13Speaker 1: of interest or if it's just that Darwin is such
- 44:15Speaker 1: a small, close-knit community that a big deal like a
- 44:20Speaker 1: federal government minister in that town obviously..... might be difficult
- 44:25Speaker 1: to find someone who would have no prior dealings with
- 44:28Speaker 1: them or have something riding on it or whatever.
- 44:30Speaker 5: It's also worth mentioning Luke Gosling has.
- 44:33Speaker 4: he' s denied all of these charges against him.
- 44:35Speaker 1: Or he did it and he was right to do it.
- 44:37Speaker 1: I was saying... Don't be... No, OK.
- 44:41Speaker 2: Alleged.
- 44:41Speaker 1: Alleged. Alleged.
- 44:44Speaker 3: Anyway, all right, after the break, I mentioned you're off
- 44:47Speaker 3: on safari, having the time of your life, and then
- 44:51Speaker 3: you start getting terrorised by a rhino.
- 44:53Speaker 2: Might make you think twice.
- 44:54Speaker 3: About going on a trip to South Africa.
- 44:56Speaker 2: Don't go away.
- 45:02Speaker 3: Now, look, Joe has a story about a pastor in
- 45:04Speaker 3: the US, but before we get there, can I tell
- 45:06Speaker 3: a pastor joke?
- 45:07Speaker 1: Please.
- 45:07Speaker 3: Different spelling of pastor, and I'm stealing this one from
- 45:12Speaker 3: the great Kerry O'Keefe.
- 45:13Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 45:13Speaker 3: But, you know, I told my wife... I don't have one,
- 45:16Speaker 3: but for the purpose of the joke.
- 45:18Speaker 2: You will, Mum.
- 45:19Speaker 3: I told my wife that I was going to make
- 45:21Speaker 3: a car out of spaghetti and she didn't believe me.
- 45:24Speaker 2: Should have seen her face when she saw me driving
- 45:26Speaker 2: past her.
- 45:30Speaker 1: That is just... You know what that joke is? Pastor
- 45:36Speaker 1: non grata. You should see yourself out.
- 45:43Speaker 5: See yourself out.
- 45:44Speaker 2: To the other spelling of pastor.
- 45:46Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is a pastor, as in a minister
- 45:50Speaker 1: of the Lord, in beautiful downtown Kansas in the United States.
- 45:55Speaker 1: So it's the frontier, the wild western plains. And call
- 45:59Speaker 1: me old-fashioned, but I liked it when the woke people
- 46:02Speaker 1: in the US were all the hipsters in New York
- 46:05Speaker 1: and the evangelical pastors were all the Bible-bashing Republicans. But no,
- 46:11Speaker 1: this pastor is now running against the Republicans as a
- 46:17Speaker 1: Democrat because he has got woke himself. Have a look
- 46:22Speaker 1: at this.
- 46:23Speaker 10: Today's sermon will be part science lesson and then part
- 46:25Speaker 10: Bible study. And finally, we're going to ask, what would
- 46:28Speaker 10: Jesus say about climate change? So what I'm calling you
- 46:31Speaker 10: to today, and I'm calling myself to it because I've
- 46:33Speaker 10: been wasteful. I've done things that wasn't, you know, I
- 46:35Speaker 10: didn't think about it, how it wasn't really good stewardship
- 46:37Speaker 10: of the earth around me. I'm calling us to repentance,
- 46:41Speaker 10: to say, I realize that this has impact, even if
- 46:45Speaker 10: it seems small, it has an impact on the world
- 46:47Speaker 10: and future generations. And I feel badly about that. And
- 46:50Speaker 10: I'm going to do something different from this time forward.
- 46:53Speaker 1: Yes, and among those things that he called on the
- 46:55Speaker 1: congregation to repent for, that's a magnificent expression on your face, Lucy,
- 47:00Speaker 1: is driving and eating beef.
- 47:04Speaker 2: Oh!
- 47:04Speaker 1: What kind of evangelical Kansas... The preacher doesn't like driving.
- 47:10Speaker 5: The blokes are heretic, let's be honest.
- 47:12Speaker 4: And it goes down in the category with Tallarico and
- 47:16Speaker 4: there was another pastor talking about, you know, Jesus and
- 47:19Speaker 4: God was non-binary.
- 47:21Speaker 5: I mean, just stop.
- 47:22Speaker 1: Science has no place in the Bible.
- 47:24Speaker 5: Science, okay, stop it. Speaking of science, how about this?
- 47:28Speaker 4: So we brought you some vision last night of this
- 47:31Speaker 4: drone cleaning the windows of the launch pad for people
- 47:34Speaker 4: the SpaceX Starship, which actually completed its successful orbit. And
- 47:39Speaker 4: we want to show you some of this brilliant footage
- 47:41Speaker 4: that we saw of it splashing down in the Pacific
- 47:44Speaker 4: Ocean after orbiting the Earth for about three hours.
- 48:00Speaker 2: And it's looking beautiful with the lighting right now.
- 48:03Speaker 1: Starting the pitch over. And there's the sound.
- 48:07Speaker 10: Wow.
- 48:13Speaker 6: We are vibrating like crazy right now.
- 48:19Speaker 4: Now, exciting for everybody watching at launch, but if you're
- 48:22Speaker 4: that bloke living in that apartment within range, you can
- 48:25Speaker 4: feel the whole place shaking.
- 48:26Speaker 1: If you've lived under a flight path in the inner west,
- 48:28Speaker 1: that's nothing. You're right, you're right. That is nothing. I
- 48:31Speaker 1: could sleep through that.
- 48:32Speaker 3: It may scare you, though, and I'll tell you what
- 48:34Speaker 3: else will probably scare you, if you had this experience
- 48:37Speaker 3: in Namibia. He's a tourist on a self-drive safari and
- 48:53Speaker 3: this rhino, black rhino, comes up, starts going.
- 48:56Speaker 2: Ham on the car. Jeez, I think you'd need new
- 48:58Speaker 2: underwear after that.
- 48:59Speaker 5: Wouldn't you? No, thanks. And potentially a new car.
- 49:01Speaker 2: Well, yes, at least you can write that off on insurance.
- 49:04Speaker 1: And a new Namibia, I think. Because my own Namibia,
- 49:07Speaker 1: I think, could be a bit soiled after that.
- 49:08Speaker 3: We'll see if Joe can get his Land Cruiser going
- 49:10Speaker 3: again so he can take it over there.
- 49:12Speaker 2: Thank you for joining us tonight. Up next, the Rita
- 49:13Speaker 2: Panahy show.
- 49:14Speaker 1: Good night.