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Your Family Becomes Flesh-Eating Zombies · Opie & Carl

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  Speaker 1: Radio, He's back.
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  Speaker 2: Oh gosh, Christmas Stefano, Rich Voss, the Mad Cuban, and
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  Speaker 2: I got Stump raying on the highline here.
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  Speaker 3: I like, I read an article or two and then
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  Speaker 3: I make believe I know shit.
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  Speaker 1: I just read the titles and I go by that.
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  Speaker 4: You like MSNBC. What a fucking network? You watch them?
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  Speaker 1: Like the one that has Rachel Uh, Rachel.
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  Speaker 2: Maddow and Chris Matthews. You're not You're not a fan there, Carl.
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  Speaker 2: You know a lot of people like the Chris Matthews
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  Speaker 2: and the Rachel.
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  Speaker 4: I think Chris Matthews a psychopath.
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  Speaker 5: Really, I think he's so fucking weird, you know what
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  Speaker 5: I mean, Like just he says everything completely opposite every day.
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  Speaker 5: It's like, no matter whatever the day.
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  Speaker 3: Is, he says whatever he wants. Well, who do you like?
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  Speaker 4: Who do I like in the news?
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  Speaker 1: I like?
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  Speaker 3: Out of the three cable networks, I really, you know what.
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  Speaker 5: To be honest with you, I don't watch any of them.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just on I go on Twitter. I look at
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  Speaker 5: topics and I like Shepherd Smith.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't like Shepherd's why.
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  Speaker 3: I think he's a He's a weird dude.
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  Speaker 5: I get all my when I met him in real life,
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  Speaker 5: he is scary looking. I came out here to have
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  Speaker 5: to smoke a cigarette, and he was he smokes, and
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  Speaker 5: he was wearing literally like a purple like I guess
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  Speaker 5: on TV you can't tell what it was.
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  Speaker 4: Purple looked like the fucking gay Riddler, right. So he's
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  Speaker 4: outside of me and rolling, Hey, how you doing?
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  Speaker 5: And he like snarled at us, and then rolland starts
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  Speaker 5: heckling him because you know, rolling the can't But he
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  Speaker 5: was so thin and like weird, weird looking, and I
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  Speaker 5: think he's really he sounds like a twddy twat on the.
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  Speaker 6: I love I love Wolf Blitzer, big wolf guy.
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  Speaker 3: He's a great fucking name that Monton.
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  Speaker 6: I love Wolf Blitzer, and I love Chuck Scarborough NBC.
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  Speaker 3: I do love Chuck, my favorite ACAL guy for this.
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  Speaker 6: He's too local. But wolf Blitzer is a fucking champ.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you like him?
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  Speaker 6: I like Wolf Blitzer and I like Jake Tepper. I
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  Speaker 6: think it's I think he they tapp her Jake Tapper. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I think he's got a little yeah you know where you.
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  Speaker 3: Are With Anderson Cooper. I like Anderson Cooper.
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  Speaker 6: Don Lemon I don't love Don Lemon, but I like
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  Speaker 6: Don Lemon enough.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the only watch Don Lemon get his year peers
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  Speaker 5: during New Year's Eve?
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  Speaker 4: What does he would have trained?
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  Speaker 3: I know what a train? And Jake Tapper is a weirdo.
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  Speaker 5: You know his office, Jake Tapper's office is all full
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  Speaker 5: of posters from wall to wall of everyone that's lost
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  Speaker 5: their presidential election.
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  Speaker 3: How do you know this? I know, ship, I know
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  Speaker 3: people on the inside. Cut prove, prove that's true.
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  Speaker 4: Pull it up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh we got I love old Camp. Oh my god, Parro,
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  Speaker 3: Why does he do that?
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  Speaker 4: He's a loser.
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  Speaker 3: I hate him now he can't loser feel better?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, let me tell you something. In my gut,
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  Speaker 5: my street gut. Yeah, that's a true hater. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Like, you're a hater that Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that is true.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like that move at all.
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  Speaker 4: You're dancing on graves right there, But I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like.
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  Speaker 4: This was the worst day. Every person on that wall.
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  Speaker 3: That was the worst day of their Now, fuck him,
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  Speaker 3: he's got.
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  Speaker 6: A stupid lisp. Fuck you, Tapper.
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  Speaker 1: I get all my news from the Onion.
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  Speaker 4: You know what's funny. The Onion every day at least.
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  Speaker 5: One fucking politician fucking retweets the onion thinking it's real.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's how big guys.
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  Speaker 3: I go my apps.
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  Speaker 6: When I wake up in the morning, I check Twitter,
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  Speaker 6: New York Post, ESPN, CNN, and then I check Experience
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  Speaker 6: because I got a low credit score.
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  Speaker 3: You Yeah, but it's coming up.
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  Speaker 6: What's what's it's coming Well now it's seven o five
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  Speaker 6: But no, but but by like a cord. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 6: like three months ago, three months ago was five twenty
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  Speaker 6: three months ago.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what happened was is I I like.
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  Speaker 6: A fucking idiot. I opened up, like I'm not lying.
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  Speaker 6: I opened up like nine credit cards. Also inquire he's
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  Speaker 6: got Yeah, I got danged. Even though I pay them
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  Speaker 6: all off.
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  Speaker 3: I just got to give them my.
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  Speaker 6: Family credit cards. You know, I got a credit card
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  Speaker 6: for this one, that one. Everybody's got credit cards.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 6: You're paying the bills, Well I pay the bills. Well,
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  Speaker 6: nobody has credit in my family. So I was like,
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  Speaker 6: I'll do it.
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing? We gotta down, Yeah, we gotta
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  Speaker 3: sit you down.
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  Speaker 7: Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 5: Once the extra zero comes into your life, yes to
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  Speaker 5: your money?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, are you at the.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I have one more zero than I did
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  Speaker 6: when I was a physical therapist.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not at the extra zero. Well, let me tell
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  Speaker 3: you what happens with the extra zero.
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  Speaker 5: Your family becomes flesh eating zombies. Yeah, run from them.
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  Speaker 5: They're the worst people in your life. Get away from them.
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  Speaker 5: They're gonna eat.
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  Speaker 3: You alive, and the closer the arc kill them first. Cheat.
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  Speaker 1: No, I know, you got to learn how to hideuse No.
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  Speaker 6: I know, yeah, no, I know, because he's right, But
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  Speaker 6: I just what am I gonna do?
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  Speaker 8: You know how many black listeners are going out playing
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  Speaker 8: five twenty today on the lottery.
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  Speaker 1: That was his credit.
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  Speaker 5: Credit by listen, I'm gonna give you a little one,
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  Speaker 5: a little one. My my family fucking with a disaster
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  Speaker 5: in Florida. My mother, I yell at everybody. My mother
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  Speaker 5: doesn't call me for Easter. My brother nobody calls me
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  Speaker 5: for fucking Easter because I yelled at them.
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  Speaker 2: Right, No, they're still pissed off about the ninetieth Fuck them.
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  Speaker 2: So then he walked out on everybody during his Grandma's ninetieth.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not through.
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  Speaker 4: I stayed at the party. It was the next day,
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  Speaker 4: at the breakfast.
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  Speaker 6: Next day why'd you walk out?
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  Speaker 5: Because my mother invited this one guy who's a piece
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  Speaker 5: of shit, and she thought I was gonna sit there
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  Speaker 5: and deal with it, but I said, no, you're a
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  Speaker 5: piece of shit.
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  Speaker 3: I'm leaving all right.
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  Speaker 2: Guy, a guy that did Carl wrong many years ago,
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  Speaker 2: also at all sudden at his grandma's ninetieth, was at
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  Speaker 2: the party. Carl had it at that point, but then
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  Speaker 2: next day at your.
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  Speaker 4: Mom's at my mom's house, mom's house.
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  Speaker 3: Down there in Florida.
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  Speaker 2: He goes over for brunching and the guy's there. So
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  Speaker 2: Carl walked out.
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  Speaker 3: On this whole course. I haven't spoken to them since
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  Speaker 3: he's pointing at all of them, going fuck you, fuck you.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody gets a fuck you sandwich. I'm sitting here with
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  Speaker 3: my gold glasses and my wife.
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  Speaker 4: Ea, what a bloody knows.
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  Speaker 3: So I go.
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  Speaker 5: No one calls me for Eastern Nobody nothing right, bad Parl.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they want to know. They want to be left alone.
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  Speaker 5: All of a sudden, I get a call, three phone
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  Speaker 5: calls in a row from my mother, and when I
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  Speaker 5: get the third call, I freak out.
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  Speaker 4: She knows me.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe my grandmother died, Maybe my father died. Because my
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  Speaker 5: father staged five hours time or so, I.
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  Speaker 4: Got to answer the fucking phone.
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  Speaker 3: I pick up the phone. What's the matter?
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  Speaker 4: She goes, big problem.
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  Speaker 5: So now I'm literally walking to have dinner for this
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  Speaker 5: Food Network girl.
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  Speaker 3: I stopped in the Mill street.
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  Speaker 4: I'm with rolling.
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  Speaker 3: She goes, I'm glad you answered the phone, and I'm like, mom,
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  Speaker 3: what happened?
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  Speaker 4: She goes, did you get baby food in the mail?
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  Speaker 4: I said, yeah, I got baby food. I get weird
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  Speaker 4: shit in the mail all the time.
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  Speaker 5: She goes, I ordered something from Amazon and somehow you
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  Speaker 5: got it, and I they charged me fifty six dollars
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  Speaker 5: for Can you teach me how to reverse that?
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  Speaker 4: Because I just you just got fifty six dollars.
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  Speaker 5: Worth of baby food. Maybe you can send me back
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  Speaker 5: the baby food. This is a real fucking conversation.
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  Speaker 4: I said, I'll send you check for fifty six dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I hung upon me a fucking easter.
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  Speaker 5: Carl never said that after I floated a seven thousand
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  Speaker 5: dollars party that they put that they brought shitty people
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  Speaker 5: to feel that they brought a fucking your nemesis too.
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  Speaker 5: She called me, got a fifty six dollars baby thing
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  Speaker 5: that she did, because she's got fucking she needs that.
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  Speaker 4: She's got the brain of a goat. Figure out Amazon,
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  Speaker 4: Oh how buy?
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  Speaker 5: You?
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  Speaker 3: Just give it anytime? What'd you do after that? You
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  Speaker 3: just get?
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  Speaker 6: Do you stress?
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  Speaker 3: Eat?
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  Speaker 4: Huh?
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  Speaker 6: Do you stress eat?
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  Speaker 4: Look at me? Because my Instagram because to.
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  Speaker 3: Play for breakfast.
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  Speaker 6: I follow my twin Because as soon as you were
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  Speaker 6: saying that, I was like, oh my god, I would
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  Speaker 6: have fucking bolted out of that and went right to
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  Speaker 6: a basket. Robin's gotta pint a mint chocolate chip.
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  Speaker 3: I did.
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  Speaker 5: I got some cheese and guava down and fuckingah yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and fucking really, where you're from?
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  Speaker 3: I thought, whatever, world, I don't know where you're from,
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  Speaker 3: because it was the last boat going out.
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  Speaker 1: Country, so small son on the wrist board.
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  Speaker 8: I was so depressed after my show last night that
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  Speaker 8: I ate a protein bar and the way home, and
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  Speaker 8: I usually say that I was so depressed and I
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  Speaker 8: have nothing. I can't drink, I can't and food.
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  Speaker 1: I was fucking I.
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  Speaker 8: Hated the audience so much last night. I wanted to
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  Speaker 8: just fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Eat and eat.
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  Speaker 3: So you had a protein bar.
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  Speaker 1: I had some left over shoes.
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  Speaker 3: She that's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I had enough protein I'm just saying I'm relating to
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  Speaker 1: these guys out.
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  Speaker 3: This guy was the hammer of pizza. You're talking about
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  Speaker 3: a protein bar.
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  Speaker 4: I'll put two pizzas together, make it burrito.
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  Speaker 8: Oh we can see that, all right.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, come on, I'm not.
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  Speaker 7: I mean you you are matter what I eat.
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  Speaker 4: The odds that you died before me are ninety true.
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  Speaker 1: Probably probably telling you.
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  Speaker 4: My brother says, I'm fine.
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  Speaker 3: You know, he's a doctor.
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  Speaker 1: About now, I'm got Now, I gotta go for a physical.
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  Speaker 3: My brother says, I'm fine if you're not a dog.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, he said you're fine because you knew you
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  Speaker 1: were playing.
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  Speaker 5: He did my blood work and everything a year ago,
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  Speaker 5: and he said.
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  Speaker 4: You're too far gone. Just have a good time.
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  Speaker 1: Not too far gone.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, you're literally irreversible.
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  Speaker 3: No, you're not irreversible.
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  Speaker 5: My brother's a firm believer that when when you have
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  Speaker 5: drastic lifestyle changes in that time.
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  Speaker 4: Because of my age and you know, I used to
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  Speaker 4: do a lot of drugs and so he says, you
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  Speaker 4: could get sick.
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  Speaker 1: Really no, but you don't do it drastically.
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  Speaker 3: You do it right either either.
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  Speaker 4: If it takes more than a week, I'm not doing.
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  Speaker 3: It right, that's it very high.
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  Speaker 1: My wife convincing her takes two to three.
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday when one of the Food Network people.
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  Speaker 4: Come down, Oh my god, I like a king. Yesterday
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  Speaker 4: there was three of us.
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  Speaker 3: One of them.
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  Speaker 5: Go to this video right here on the Instagram. Look
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  Speaker 5: at no, no, the next one. So we're at this
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  Speaker 5: old restaurant called Shane Napoleon. It's one of the oldest
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  Speaker 5: French restaurants in New York City.
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  Speaker 3: How does Roland get the invite toll?
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  Speaker 6: Why don't you you always mentioned a French restaurant.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you like French food? Love it?
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  Speaker 4: Just because of this one.
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  Speaker 5: So look, this is all cocoa bean, which is a
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  Speaker 5: peasant chicken dish.
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  Speaker 7: So it looks awful.
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  Speaker 6: So there's the chicken.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that looks like a chicken.
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  Speaker 6: That brown stuff it looks like chicken ship.
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  Speaker 5: So that's that's reduced red wine, like burgundy wine all
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  Speaker 5: the way.
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  Speaker 4: So it's got this very rich color.
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  Speaker 6: It looks like that lady ship on the plate for
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  Speaker 6: the Lady's ninety seven.
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  Speaker 4: It's a restaurant.
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  Speaker 5: There's there's already and then watch watch look at.
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  Speaker 3: This, Yeah, look at that. It looks like a fucking turd.
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  Speaker 6: Ducan where did Roland get a collar from?
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  Speaker 3: One?
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  Speaker 4: In my bags? I can take them to the restaurant there.
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  Speaker 3: They're force to dress nicer around here.
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  Speaker 7: How they are?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, many wear pants, rolling dress.
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  Speaker 6: How he wants to dress?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you're right about that.
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  Speaker 4: Let me tell you.
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you something about so you go to
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  Speaker 3: this restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: So Roland, I mean, he's the nicest kind.
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  Speaker 5: Of world, nice, the best, but when you funk with
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  Speaker 5: him with something that he likes to eat, he fucking
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  Speaker 5: gets really weird. So I'm sitting with Artie. She's on
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  Speaker 5: every Food Network show. She's a judge, right, the girl.
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  Speaker 3: That the girl. Yeah, so we're having I said, he's
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  Speaker 3: talking about Arty Langos, like did you get a sex change?
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  Speaker 3: So her right, So she's a judge on every show.
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  Speaker 3: So we we order.
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  Speaker 4: We ordered the three soup flats.
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  Speaker 5: I get the Grand Monier, She gets to the vanilla,
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  Speaker 5: and then rolland gets the chocolate. But we've been sharing
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  Speaker 5: everything since, right.
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  Speaker 4: Artie goes with her spoon to try the chocolate. Sure's
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  Speaker 4: giant Food Network star. He goes, excuse me, that's mine,
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  Speaker 4: that's mine, that's my truck.
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  Speaker 5: Rolling that's mine, dead serious, not even a fucking smile,
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  Speaker 5: not even a smile.
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  Speaker 4: She looked at me, she goes, wow, like I didn't
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  Speaker 4: see the sidi. I go, I, dare you already put
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  Speaker 4: your finger there? She he will punch you.
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  Speaker 3: In the bite your finger right off.
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  Speaker 4: Bro, he was dead serious about that truckle.
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  Speaker 3: How good was that chocolate to fly?
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  Speaker 5: I'll tell you how good it was the first time
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  Speaker 5: I took rolling here was with Sharad and his girl.
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  Speaker 5: Sharad's girl went to the bathroom and roland ate the sauce.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, like this animal, that's what I felt. You know what?
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  Speaker 3: Put a pair of pants on rolling?
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  Speaker 6: Maybe? Yeah, you fucking animal.
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  Speaker 4: I could get her a fucking foody number one.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, you just just a little lap it up.
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  Speaker 4: Just right there in the little cup. Done.
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  Speaker 1: What do you guys when you call each other foodies?
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  Speaker 3: You don't know that you never heard the term foodies
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  Speaker 3: or foody foody.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a comedian except money.
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  Speaker 3: It's an excuse me eat like a slob?
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  Speaker 6: How come I never get in the bity to go out?
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  Speaker 6: Are you going out tonight to eat? Where are you
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  Speaker 6: gonna go?
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  Speaker 4: What do you want?
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a show until nine o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: Carl, you I don't have one of my dirty car
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  Speaker 1: You agreed with me?
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  Speaker 5: I agree, I agree, but but you take it to
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  Speaker 5: an extreme new eating food and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I love food. I see same food.
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  Speaker 8: It's so fucked up when you don't eat certain things
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  Speaker 8: like what red meat?
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  Speaker 3: Like you haven't eaten red meat in twenty five years?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, wow, that's good.
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  Speaker 8: Not because I care about animals, it's just funcks my
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  Speaker 8: stomach up.
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  Speaker 3: What does it do?
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  Speaker 1: It goes right through me? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Like I us like the chicken on the plate.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like.
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  Speaker 8: I used to love fucking chili dogs and subrettes.
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  Speaker 1: You know when the fucking you know.
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  Speaker 4: It's funny.
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  Speaker 5: I love cubrettes and and you're the best fucking hot
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  Speaker 5: dogs out of the planet. It's like I'm trained, Like
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  Speaker 5: there's great other hot dogs, there's unbelievable, but there's just
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: being a New yorkerrett. I mean it's a steam subvert
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  Speaker 5: hot dog to me. I love the crunk, I mean
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  Speaker 5: the heat. The Hebrew National skinny ones are pretty good,
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  Speaker 5: but that's the brette.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing like that. What are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding? With the red on the onions.
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  Speaker 3: Everything's faked.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's all just caught candy tasting.
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  Speaker 8: Fucking it's a red cancer vessel. How about Sam Champion,
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  Speaker 8: he's a looker.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah he's gay, right, I don't know?
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, look at your name.
• 14:16
  Speaker 6: You know, straight guy's name Champion, Sam Champion.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: You didn't know if Sam Champion was gay?
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: I would imagine he was.
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: You don't have a good gaitar do you?
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: You don't have a good game.
• 14:27
  Speaker 8: I got you have to put your cock in my
• 14:29
  Speaker 8: mouth that I know you're gay?
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: Look at up?
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean he's good though.
• 14:38
  Speaker 6: Sam Champion, he works out like a motherfucker, him and
• 14:40
  Speaker 6: Anderson Coop can't.
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: He remembers Jack too, and he walks around, uh diesel
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: as Fu Champion.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he used to walk all around the Upper West
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Side with a with a black guy that was fucking him.
• 14:54
  Speaker 8: Didn't they have a look at that sauce wallet.
• 15:00
  Speaker 6: Gay guys have the best fucking bodies. What is it?
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: Is it like a cultural thing like.
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's because they have they have a happy life
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: and there's no woman telling them they're a piece of ship.
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: That maybe seriously might be that they're always Jacks.
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: I've never met a poor gay guy, and I've never
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: met a sad gig. I only had movies and crying loot.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Dalmatians look right across the table, but they're fucking.
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: They're having the time of their life. I'm in Miami.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: We see all the gay guys in Ferrari.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: Hrich came out in the closet and you're just babbling.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: We've been waiting for this for twenty years. He probably
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: admitted it that I knew it. The minute said he
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: didn't eat meat.
• 15:41
  Speaker 8: They're like, oh, I hate fucking uncut meat.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know what I mean, you want your meat.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: Voss Champions.
• 15:55
  Speaker 8: Wasn't your rumors of him and the catcher Piazza wasn't
• 15:58
  Speaker 8: it back in the day.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know, Yo, you're a big guy. Is Piazza Piazza?
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: Why did they keep saying he was gay?
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: I think there was a lot of rumors that he
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: was gay, but I met him.
• 16:07
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you what. There was rumors that Mike Piazza
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: was gay, and there was I also I had heard
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: rumors that Larry Fitzgerald, the wide receiver on the Arizona Cardinals,
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: was gay. But then I played in this tournament thing
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: where they were both on my team, and they were
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: both in the in the locker room, and they were
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: I was literally in the middle of both of them,
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: like Piazza's locker, my locker, Larry Fitzgerald's locker, and I
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: was standing there in my underwear. Nobody even, not one
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: of them even peaked, not even a glance. And I
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: was like, you know, do you have a thirty eight
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: inch way that's true, yeah, but but at that time
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: it was maybe thirty six, and yeah, they.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: Wanted twenty eight though.
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true too. Well, now I feel bad about
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: myself again. I want to Feroni. I have the the
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: fucking worst body.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Do you have a shirt on? I had my shirt off.
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: No.
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: When I take my shirt off, I mean fucking horriblem
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: It feels like I'm transitioning, Like it looks like I'm taking
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: hormone pills.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: That's what my body looks like.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I hate?
• 17:07
  Speaker 8: I hate like when my dick is hard, it's nice
• 17:09
  Speaker 8: going a sot.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: That's part of the body.
• 17:15
  Speaker 8: I hate my body so much, even though I'm I
• 17:17
  Speaker 8: I fucking take a shower in the dark or I
• 17:20
  Speaker 8: go also I'll take a dump in the.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Dark because it's more relaxing and peaceful. Try it.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: I love my body.
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: I'm happy I gave up, and everybody that wants to
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: hang out on me knows that I've given.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Up, and then they're good with it. Makes it easier, Right,
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: you don't have to worry about ship.
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: Right, you're on the beach, fucking I don't give a fuck.
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: My nuts are hanging out.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: I don't hear.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Well, that's your that's your culture.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: But but your.
• 17:43
  Speaker 8: Your fucking sense of humor and your personality, you know,
• 17:46
  Speaker 8: And no one's looking at him, going, you know, he's
• 17:50
  Speaker 8: a fucking mess.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: He's such a nice guy there thinking you know that there.
• 17:54
  Speaker 8: They don't even see they see you know, I mean,
• 17:57
  Speaker 8: it's hard to see pass it.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: You got to stretch your neck.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Fucking mile God, he rocks, laughing his ass off in there.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: What were you trying to say?
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: You rock? You're telling me something? Bosses in the dark?
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Stories are freaking out the female intern.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: You're freaking out the female intern.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: What am I figuring out about? What did I say?
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: You're shower in the dark and take a ship in
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: the dark.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's so, it's so comfortable.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Where is she?
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: She's she's coming to the mic.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: You're freaking her out?
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Why is nice? You never have you ever gone to
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: the bathroom or showered in the dark?
• 18:33
  Speaker 9: No, well you want to talk to you?
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: She's so happy, she's protected by glass right now.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: There's nothing creepy about it.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: It's just well, why don't we ask her? Why? Why
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: does it freak you out?
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: I just didn't think this is where the conversation was
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: going to go.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Well, Rich likes to make it about himself, so he
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: brought back to himself and.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Talking about that.
• 18:57
  Speaker 9: He just talked about him so for an hour about
• 19:00
  Speaker 9: fucking baby food.
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: Okay, that was a quick story.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: It was a good story.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Whatever. It led to whatever, and I have not I
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: you shocked.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Her because we were just kind of talking, kind of vague.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: And then you ship in the dark with your heart
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: dick or something. I'm too messy to do ship.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: If I should in the dark, there's gonna be stuff
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: on the walls and side, I gotta see everything.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: You're not used to your to the toilet yet.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: You know how much crazy shit I eat every day
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: is an adventure.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: When I go to the bath. Oh my god, sometimes
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: I almost pass out.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: You know coming sure?
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Reading a damn like I can't.
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: Fucking just but the wheel, Marissa, Yes with two s's
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: are one with one on hispanics.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: God, look at this.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: I feel like this is a prison visit.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Do you motherfuckers who don't know how to talk to girls?
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Probably I do. I just want to say, try it.
• 19:55
  Speaker 8: Next time you're at home, go to the bathroom, turn
• 19:59
  Speaker 8: off the lights and see how people.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Just like I know how to talk to girls.
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: Next time you're alone, ship in the dark, and then
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: I'll meet you. I'll meet you at the fucking in
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: Jersey at seven, I'll meet you.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Do you play a little scrabble on your phone?
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Do you turn a white back on when you're wiping?
• 20:15
  Speaker 8: At least if I have to look at it, I
• 20:18
  Speaker 8: always look at me now and then to make sure
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: it's brown.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Wait, you don't look when you wipe.
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: You have to look at you have to look at
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: your ship now because if it's white, that means colon
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: cancer or blood or.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: I had the lark blackest blood on Tuesday. But would
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: you have blood?
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: No?
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: White chocolate rabbit? And it sucked up my whole and
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: you were shitting white. Were you already said fuck white chocolate?
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Already reading it?
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: It was always in the house, and I was pissed.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I like what you don't like?
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: White white chocolate, seak.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: It's an abomination.
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: It's like chocolate, white chocolate rabbit.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: White Chocolate's not chocolate?
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: It's fucking an oil suspension.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: It's disgusting. Don't know, it's literally white chocolate stinks.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Don't even try to like that. Stick up for it.
• 20:59
  Speaker 8: The Master's I called you race chocolate.
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: Marissa didn't like that.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: She's freaked out. She's freaked out by you though. Alright,
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: I can't wait till Rich gets a charge.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: You guys are the best bro You take to her
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: in Spanish?
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yoso a Christopher.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Nice. Shitting in the dark, shitting in the dark, shitting in.
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: The choking the girls in spaniol creepy.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: That is creepy.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Shitting in the dark.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: I've never done. I did it once in American Republic,
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: but it's because the lights.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Went out and you don't even look at your wipes. Oh,
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: I listen, I got a look.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I'm a pro.
• 21:44
  Speaker 8: Then I take a shower, and I always rag my
• 21:47
  Speaker 8: ass after I wipe with a wet rag.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: In the shower after every dump.
• 21:52
  Speaker 8: No no, no, most cases, no no, no, I'll after
• 21:54
  Speaker 8: every dump one hundred percent. Well we'll take a wet
• 21:58
  Speaker 8: hot rag and clean my ass out after after.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: I why I don't want that?
• 22:05
  Speaker 8: It key's you know, in the summer, and they make
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: wipes cuz I know I wipes.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I had them rags.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: And you keep this ship raggery you have you.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Have to I boil and my tea.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Fuck you make your own baby wipes.
• 22:25
  Speaker 9: Not I'll make baby I have wipes, or I use
• 22:28
  Speaker 9: a fucking dish, a rag a bathroom.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: You know this rag?
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: Go?
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Can I watch?
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Is everyone exposed to this ship?
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Now? I got my own bathroom.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: But you use a washcloth basically wipe.
• 22:42
  Speaker 9: To wipe my ass to canon out hours after the
• 22:47
  Speaker 9: major wiping, I give it three wipe shot.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: You throw in the washing machine.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Work?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: You know your baby's type in the wash?
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: No, don't you call the baby diapers?
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Your baby diapers.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: In the walls you why don't you diapers?
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: First of all, just why do you have horse flies
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: in your y?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: You put a wash cor from the dirty wash wash.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: What are you fucking on this? Listen?
• 23:23
  Speaker 9: Listen listening dirty ass?
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, listen, I.
• 23:29
  Speaker 9: Have I'm known for one of the cleanest asses and
• 23:32
  Speaker 9: joke business.
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: Okay, that's my champions, all right.
• 23:37
  Speaker 8: Fucking asses clean you could put you don't get no stuff,
• 23:40
  Speaker 8: But don't.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Try your hands with any of his towels.
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: Owl.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Listen to me, how many of those do you got?
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Listen?
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: How that is towels? A lot?
• 23:52
  Speaker 9: You guys are exactly can I explaaggerating this baby wipe?
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: They finally figured this out for us, Yes, but don't
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: that cold? I mean they leave like just white.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Soap or whatever in your ass.
• 24:02
  Speaker 8: They're not, They're just they're Listen, if I'm at the airport,
• 24:06
  Speaker 8: I'll take I'll take the napkins and water them, and.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: I just I just like you're basically put a shitty
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: washcloth in your washing machine your clothes.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Like I said before on the radio.
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: Here, I'll wipe down my counter and my sink and
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: everything with my underwear that I'm done with.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, what Like I take on.
• 24:30
  Speaker 8: My underwear, I put on the floor. Okay, I take
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: my shower, I get out, I stand on my underwear.
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: So I'm drying, but it gets a little wet.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah it's dirty.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: You got your clean feet from the shower.
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: I'm not standing whatever, it's the bottom of my thing
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: show and then i'll you know then.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: How you know? How you sink? It's like all.
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: Hair, and I wipe it down with my underwear. Okay,
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: so it's clean. And then I put the underwear in
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: the wash and and that's it. Like why what else
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: are you gonna wipe it down with old you know?
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: You see what I'm saying, right.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: I do? I do the pistsock. What do you mean
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: the pist sock is easy? What's the pistock my sock foot.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: I'll wipe the toilet bowl.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, if a few you know drops, get on
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: with pistocks.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Ship rags.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: I have a ship rags to.
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: Have about come rags last night, like come rags, no
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: last night last night when we were having a little fun.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Going to be sick.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Last day, we're having a little fun.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want to come, all right.
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: When I'm ready to come, I tell her, you know,
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: not during sex, during oral, you know, And I'm gonna come.
• 25:54
  Speaker 8: Get I put and he put the towel on it
• 25:56
  Speaker 8: so it doesn't go all on and get you.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Know what I mean.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: I don't want sounds real romantic compellets.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: On my fucking hair, you know what I mean? That
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: said hard and it's like fucking little. You gotta pick
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: them off, and.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Then that's romantic saying you about romance.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: We're fucking married twelve years.
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: Either I come, she comes, and we eat our snack
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: and watch TV.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I haven't.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: I'm about to come. Let me catch my yeah, give
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: me my rag, give me catch all ra.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: What do you tell me about I hold it at
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: What else do I got?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't want to make I just don't
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: want to come all over the place.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: It's not but you don't mind having shitty fucking wash cloths,
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: But I don't say so fucking gross.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: You know it is, and you don't get it.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Between the whites, the toilet paper.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: There's plenty of things to mop up your ass and
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: up everything brutal.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the wipe. Get the problem with the wipes,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: rid of them. Sometimes they dry out.
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but then you got you use use piste a
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: decertine cream.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: What do you mean they try this ship once a month.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: They're in containers. Are getting what you get? You get
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: the nice plastic container.
• 27:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah, moist, Yeah, but you know what what are you using?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: You listen to me.
• 27:27
  Speaker 8: When you're using those, it's like it's slides through and
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: you can feel it's like a slide. But when you
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: use a rag, you could feel it clean every You.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Do most of the work with the toilet paper. Then
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: you go in, yes, with the wipe.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: Those wipes are the best thing.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: And then you go back to toilet paper to dry
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: everything up and then look to make sure everything is good.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: I don't wash cloths.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: I do that in the air.
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: Push are tough because they have those rags really hold
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: that step feces in there.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Oh it doesn't.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: And they're and they're like rough. That's what I'm saying.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: It's gets into the nooks and and.
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: You rock.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: What do you think of this?
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: It's just it's just retardless.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: He's calling.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: You didn't have to explain this to him. To me, dude,
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: you're a weird You're weird.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: What it's like he's making a game out of it.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: It's not a game.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: I keep answer phones for an hour. We're not gonna
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: find one person.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: People that have handkerchiefs, you know, and then keep the
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: handkerchiefs on them that you have a ship rag that
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: you have available.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Listen, I don't use it for a month straight, you
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: fucking idiots.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: My dad had the handkerchief with you.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: He was an older guy, his generation.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: They carried around their snack and then threw it in
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: the washing machine with our fucking clothes.
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: Listen.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: So that's bad too. I can't even fucking defend that.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: But I think ship ship wash clothes. But it's not
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: full of ships.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: It's after right, Carl, Yes, fucking gross. I guess all right.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: We got a couple of things.
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: Did you see the Facebook killer thing they show him
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: shoot him?
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: It's still up on the internet.
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: You could probably always get it. Yeah right, they don't.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: The guy lifts up a plastic bag to try to
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: protect himself.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: It's fucking wow.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: Someone said that to me.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: I want to see it, do you really? That's one
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: of my favorite things to watch his murder.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, come see me on stage.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: I mean half of my day on the internet watching
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: the car accidents.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's the best ship in the world.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you you know you got to
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: go before you got guys die. There's a place called
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: the Isle of Man.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, And they have a race called the Isle
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: of Man the TT and it's a motorcycle race on
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: this island right off the coast of England, and it's
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: run what you're brom You go as fast as you
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: can on streets and every year fucking twenty dudes fucking
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: literally by the ticket and they drive two hundred miles.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: An hour down these little island roads.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: So why the fuck would people be willing to risk
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: their lives. It's just the other side of it.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: It's the ragging rights. It's bragging right. It's literally bragging rights.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: It's the best racers in the world and they go
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: there and it's literally like both fighting. People die every
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: year immediately. How many die for real? You said twenty five?
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: I probably I exaggerate a lot.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: So it think.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: This guy's going one hundred and what is that?
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Look at you? Look at this?
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: Look at this.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: It's the coolest motorcycle race. Definitely bucketless.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Shit do you speaking of?
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Oh I've seen this before.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Did you see the fucking guy? You know these guys
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: that stand on their bikes, right.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Did you see the one dancing. No, please find that.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know why I didn't fucking write this down.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: I gotta write some of this ship down.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Does a guy not only is he standing on his
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: bike as he's flying down the road, he's dancing on
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: his seat.
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: This guy, I don't know if this is the guy.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: Where the fuck are they?
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: No, this this guy looks a little timid about it.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: There was one guy that was just owning it, really,
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: and as he's going down the highway, he's actually dancing
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: on the top of his fucking seat.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: If you find it, there might be this guy.
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: A it might be this guy.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is this guy.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: Oh but look at what kind of bike he's on.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Wyn, you try that.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Try it. I can't stand alone, but I can't dance normal.
• 31:27
  Speaker 7: Does not freak you out.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: No, he's not going that fast.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: He's on a beamer that motorcycle.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Motorcycle stands up.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: Right, No problem. Oh come on, you could do that.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Oh you get to fuck out of here.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you practice you could do that, fair enough.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: I thought than that, But you're not all right.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: I'm a motorcycle guy.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: So this guy motorcycles.
• 31:47
  Speaker 8: My whole life, really I would love to get when
• 31:50
  Speaker 8: I'm just too scared.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I'm too old.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm buying. I'm buying this summer. I'm
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: buying a ur al.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: It's like a it's a motorcycle with a sidecar so
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: I could take my drive my dog around.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Uh huh. So it's like it's a Russian two wheel
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: drive motorcycle. You're gonna go off roading and ship.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I wanted to get that.
• 32:05
  Speaker 8: I just wanted to get that for Bonnie to share
• 32:08
  Speaker 8: with goggles and a scarf blowing in the wind so
• 32:11
  Speaker 8: we could be like, you know.
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: Sitting monkey, and I wanted to use the scarf to
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: wipe your ass.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I just want to be ten on.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Hop off your soda cans, and.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I just want to be cut on. She's fucking Hogan's heroes.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Or not laugh and just try to make it about
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: you again.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: No, I was just doing a jot. I was doing
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: a dumb jue.
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: Did you hear to show you to sharing a line
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: of the supermarket.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: It was like.
• 32:34
  Speaker 8: A four hundred million dollar lottery, right, so some lady
• 32:38
  Speaker 8: said go ahead of me, right, yeah, WoT the ticket
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: she won? Didn't give that bitch nothing. They say, go
• 32:45
  Speaker 8: ahead of me, who would have won the ticket?
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: So you didn't give any other money?
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: No, that's one hundred million.
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: I mean it's fucking bad karma.
• 32:52
  Speaker 10: Like the thing we just saw with the guy who
• 32:55
  Speaker 10: went with the girl to the casino. She pulled the
• 32:57
  Speaker 10: lever just for luck and won and kept the check.
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: Igally, she was the one on tape pulling the level.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Whose money was it?
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: No, it was his, but she pulled the lever and
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: the loss.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: That's whoever pulled the lever when he checked?
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, was his girlfriend? Just what?
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: He was a Jewish panic attack lady.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Second, yeah, he's money. She pulled the nest.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: How much was it a lot?
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: It was a lot, and she kept her money.
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: Kept all of it, and she just walked away. She
• 33:27
  Speaker 7: signed her a check and she walked away.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: So long suck her. Then she sued her for sexual harassment.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: Really no, but she said she told the cops she
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: was harassing her and they had he had to leave.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Her a lot.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Holy fun.
• 33:37
  Speaker 8: That's when you quit gambling because you can't win ever again.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: She that was it.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: She was some kind of like bimbo.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: At that point. False. I mean, it's raining pussy's you're
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: getting hit with a dick.
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: Sometimes sometimes it ends up being lucky.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: It's one hundred thousand dollars. One hundred thousand dollars, jack potty.
• 34:04
  Speaker 9: That's hope in seven years.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: That's after heading out, we called.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: That's why. How many calaries?
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: Where we going to eat?
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Where we going to eat tonight? Carl?
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Carl, she.
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: Went a dirty, dirty bitch. You did that.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: So you're shirty? You see what she looks like?
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: She was hot. Look there you go. That girl was
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: smoking man. Yeah wait, wait, are you sure that's the
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: same one. I thought she was somebody else. Oh, I
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: don't know. She was pretty hot.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: But how did she know that was the rule?
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: She didn't.
• 34:52
  Speaker 10: The casino came over and said it yeah, and then
• 34:54
  Speaker 10: she goes up that she played like what I'm we
• 34:57
  Speaker 10: do and then like offered him a little bit of money,
• 34:59
  Speaker 10: not like aff or whatever.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: On a tiny taste? Yeah nothing really?
• 35:03
  Speaker 8: Can I please have te grab please buy many?
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I could go to craps.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Look at me.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of time left.
• 35:15
  Speaker 10: They like the she signed that she took the check
• 35:17
  Speaker 10: and I didn't. Security woke out of the casino and
• 35:19
  Speaker 10: kept him away from her, and some ship.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the whole thing. It was a whole thing.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: How could it not be You don't know that fucking rule.
• 35:26
  Speaker 7: Now, if you kill somebody who does that to you,
• 35:28
  Speaker 7: wouldn't judge have to go like that?
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: You know? Yeah?
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: Gebory insanity.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm never actu Why I don't play slotch Yeah.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Anyway, Aaron Aaron Hernandez. Now people are saying it might
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: be murdered.
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: H that's what they're saying. But I don't know. I mean,
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: he was in a maximum security prison, right, like they
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: said they found them at three or five am, bed
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: sheets just him, So it wasn't like one of the
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: guards kill him. I mean, he doesn't room with anyone.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: I don't think it's murder because they were saying they
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: were saying that, oh that yesterday he was looking forward
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: to seeing his wife and daughter comeing to visit him, right,
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: But it's like that's.
• 36:07
  Speaker 7: What they say. They'll play it off like because they
• 36:09
  Speaker 7: want to kill himself sometimes.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: I was gonna say it's being over happy about it,
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: and he who knows. I mean, you could think about
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: that and then the reality sets in that you're gonna
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: be in jail for the rest of your life, and
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: this is how you're gonna have to see. Maybe he
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: was like, I don't want to have my wife and
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: daughter come see me this way, so let me just
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: eliminate myself and then they'll go on and live their
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: life and they don't got to worry about me anymore.
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: He's an athlete, with most of them with that big
• 36:33
  Speaker 8: contract and egos, And when your egos that big, usually
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: you don't.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Fucking hang yourself.
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: You go, how am I going to survive in this
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: fucking place and make this work for me? Usually people
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: with egos jail fucking twice. I know why what you're saying.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: But Bible verse written on his forehead? That's breaking your
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: What does that mean? Though?
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: And murdered him, had the last on his forehead using
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: a blood red mark, or say.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: What was that? What do you write?
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: What did he write there?
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: All?
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: He was finding to sell with a Bible verse written
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: on his forehead and blood red ink, this according to
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: local reports. But officials at the Correctional Center of Massachusetts
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: responded to Aaron So Wednesday the verse John three sixteen
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: was scribbled above his eyes. Fuck, but how do you
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: write on your own forehead?
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: You head the verses on your forehead. I bet you
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: there's a thing with John three sixteen this, Yeah.
• 37:34
  Speaker 10: Is that every is that every fucking basketball game, football
• 37:36
  Speaker 10: game somebody's holding.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: In Yeah, that's a crazy fan. But go back to
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: the story, the passage. There was more there. The passage,
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: of course, is key to Christianity.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: For God so loved the world that he gave his
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: one and only son that whoever believes in him shall
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: not persh but have eternal life.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: So that sounds like suicide.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: It was murder. Stop it, you're still sing it will
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: kill them.
• 37:59
  Speaker 7: The Ravens detail.
• 38:06
  Speaker 11: You don't think that there are people maybe in that
• 38:08
  Speaker 11: jail who were boys with the people that he just
• 38:11
  Speaker 11: got off of killing, or just got off for killing
• 38:15
  Speaker 11: issue with him, that would probably.
• 38:17
  Speaker 7: I think they don't. I don't think they had access
• 38:19
  Speaker 7: to him. They found this body like what at three
• 38:21
  Speaker 7: am in the morning.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like.
• 38:23
  Speaker 11: There's no camera. He's a superstar in that jail. There's
• 38:25
  Speaker 11: no camera, there's no twenty four minutes.
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: They have twenty four hours surveillance of every inmate at
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: all times, so they have to have it.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: It's in the middle of the night, he's in a
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: cell by himself himself. Well, unless you're starting to.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Say that maybe someone that's working for the correctional facility
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: did it.
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: Listen, all I'm saying is in jail, there's no you're
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: not supposed to have anything.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: You go to a good jail.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: You can get coke, weed, your phone, your camera.
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: Yachtzi, whatever the fuck you want at three o'clock in
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: the morning. So everybody, if there's some place that it
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: could happen, it's there, right, everybody's a trained professional in there.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: In the art of shadiness.
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's true.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: Do you think he was murdered that cart I do not.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: I do not not think that. Maybe it's an option.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: I just didn't even speak English.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Yea.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I think you were stuttering on the word not. Have
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: you ever been Have you ever been in jail?
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: I've been. I've been in jail, not in prison.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: In county or for how what was so long as
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: the counties are fucked up?
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: You know, I went through a couple of holidays.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did you? Did you burn your name on
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: the ceiling?
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: No?
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: Man, I was shaking your hands and apologize, and the
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: whole time I was like, I'm scared shipless?
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Were you really? Yeah?
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: He was out of my dad.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: He didn't kill himself?
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Why because you were sucking out?
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: Do you think we'll ever know?
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: You think they're gonna go with kill himself and that's going.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: To be it? Did I just say you didn't kill himself?
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: Did you say he did kill himself?
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Was what you meant to say? He did? He did it?
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: He did it. That's what I think.
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: I think he just commit suicide.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: I'm about the we're gonna be eating that Yankee stadium.
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: Oh ship, Sorry forget I said that.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: You got the best. You guys going to a Yankee
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: best what You're.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Going to a Yankee gang tonight Yankees game? Yeah, you
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: go up in that place where they had the buffet
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: and all.
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: The Delta sweet go wherever the funk we want.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: Man, they're going to legends.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: We got the top tickets. Yeah, get the chicken palm
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: on garlic bread. Fucking nice. They told you yours are
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: the top tickets.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Wait, but wait, what's your wait?
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: We got the ticket lady.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going through tonight. You're talking about his fake news.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: No, they're going to got we got the best seats
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: in the house. That's what I had.
• 40:41
  Speaker 12: Right, we go to the restaurant that has everything you
• 40:45
  Speaker 12: can imagine. All right, I know, I know it's all
• 40:48
  Speaker 12: about you. But here's what I'm trying to say. I
• 40:51
  Speaker 12: shot that ship on me. I'm trying bill O'Reilly spinner.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to.
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: The book factor.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: I only I only want made this whole show about him. Yeah. Now,
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: I was gonna try to use the turkey wrapping his teeth.
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: Two and a half hour and calm ship down again.
• 41:15
  Speaker 9: Offever shaken your experienced. Trying to tell you, though, because
• 41:24
  Speaker 9: we've all done it, that whenever seats you had, you
• 41:26
  Speaker 9: didn't have the second shake. You don't know until I
• 41:30
  Speaker 9: explain it. Can I explain what I had and I
• 41:33
  Speaker 9: had it?
• 41:34
  Speaker 8: Explain where I had was right behind the first we
• 41:38
  Speaker 8: went into place, in the place with all this.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Food, giant, big place, that's very funny.
• 41:51
  Speaker 8: Then the seat we had, the sheets we had were
• 41:54
  Speaker 8: right behind home plate. I have a picture on my phone.
• 41:57
  Speaker 8: Raiders would come down and say, do you want anything else?
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: That's all that old vendors.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: No, I'll tell you a picture.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: Did you get the caviar foam finger?
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: They gave us a free program the seas are so good.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: I gotta key chain. Hold On, I'm your cracker jack.
• 42:25
  Speaker 12: Whoa you guys, I'm fine, strip as big as our
• 42:28
  Speaker 12: fist and you only get your stupid prize.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: That's okay, hold on, I don't know.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: In turns taking shots from the other.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Looking for.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for because I was.
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: I only went to one game and on the fucking
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: smallest glasses in here in the world, Franklin.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: It was this is where we sat right behind home plate.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: Great, all right, looking a little high, Yeah, looking.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: A little high.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: It was only there was one level.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got the question, you know, did you pay
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: for did you pay for ice cream? And can No?
• 43:14
  Speaker 8: It was free up in the room. Everything was free.
• 43:19
  Speaker 8: Everything was the guy that came for everybody that was
• 43:22
  Speaker 8: with you. There's everybody that was the guy that gave
• 43:26
  Speaker 8: his tickets. Does does like the books for the Yankees?
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: And I don't know. We went in this place and
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: there was a big buffet.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: There was she food.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: There was fucking all kinds of ship garving station.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: There was what carving station, carving station, yeah, wedding yes, yes.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: And there was ice cream machines were machines for ice
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: cream and and then well we'll hug it out. No listen, no, no,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: because I I.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: Why you stood up like an old.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: William Hurt.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Show.
• 44:07
  Speaker 8: What's back?
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: The place you guys go to?
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: It might have been.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Who are you going tonight?
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Who's going?
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going, Sard's going and uh two of my
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: oldest friends.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: It's cold, dress warm tonight.
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, seriously dress. I bought the sweatshirt there lest
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: I was ninety five dollars, so that yeah, it's I'm
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: gonna be freezing.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: You bought by buy something by by a sweatshirt the
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: jack paid. Yeah for this.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: That's very nice. That's a nice sweatshirt.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: It is a good sweat ironed Hernandez thumbs up or down?
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Did he kill himself or not?
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: I'm going to say he did kill him.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: I say he finally had it.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: It's up for review.
• 44:47
  Speaker 7: I went for the replay.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I said he finally had it.
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I say he did it.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Uh, And I think it's pretty tragic. The whole thing is,
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: what is his family?
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: Something across the boy was reading a report about his family,
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: the victims family somehow because he commits suicide.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Now, what what is it?
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: How do they get screwed though, they get screwed out.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: Of what money?
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, life insurance or something, right, Paul, So it's in
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: their best interest to hope that he was murdered.
• 45:15
  Speaker 7: And he just won that case last week with the murder.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: But but it was insignificant for him because it's like
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: his life without the possibility of parole.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: But how how sneaky, How sneaky is the mainstream media.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: They made it sound like, holy fuck, this guy's going
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: home today. Yeah, and then it was in small print
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: at the end of the article, Oh, by the way,
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: he's already serving a life sentence.
• 45:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, to celebrate already serving the life.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: He killed a due because the dude spills something.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: It's that's the only.
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: Thing that's going to keep me out from being one
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: hundred percent is he fucked with a lot of gangs,
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: and he was he was insulated because he had money
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: and his boys around it.
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: But he was still in general population though he was
• 45:53
  Speaker 7: in GP.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: You can get to him, you can get you can get.
• 45:56
  Speaker 7: To all.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: That.
• 46:00
  Speaker 8: Don't mean that number a guard can easily be paid
• 46:03
  Speaker 8: off to let you go into that show if you've
• 46:05
  Speaker 8: got not saying all guards, but there's guards there that
• 46:09
  Speaker 8: should be on the other side.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Why would why would why would those hardcore dudes want
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: to make it look like a suicide though when they
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: want to be like, yeah, what I fucking did?
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: But it doesn't.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: You see, that's because there's enough lifers.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: In there though, because they go to the prison, they
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: now do there.
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: He probably not a lot, you know what, But you
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: care about the news, But in jail news, everybody knows,
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: right that jailaper, everybody.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Knows what happened is talk here, right, Kabooby did it?
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: Well, there's video, there's video. Ok, this is one of
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: the its the most high tech prison in the state,
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: so I'm sure that there's video on his cell. They
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: said there's three hundred and sixty five cameras or something
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: like that in the in the prison, so they have
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: to video of it, whether they want to release it
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: or not.
• 46:52
  Speaker 8: But you think they had a video going to them
• 46:54
  Speaker 8: because you know they have to do. You think it
• 46:56
  Speaker 8: runs twenty four hours, I think anything.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: No one's ever escaped from it.
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: And it's the they put them in the most maximum
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: security prison in the state, so it's supposedly in Massachusetts
• 47:07
  Speaker 6: sick you.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Know security twenty four hours a day, don't you, Well,
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know. You don't just turn them off.
• 47:14
  Speaker 8: But maybe in the prison they maybe not, maybe not
• 47:17
  Speaker 8: in the hallways, they could be rebooting the system.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Anyone that has home security, it's running twenty four hours
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: a day.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you something about jail.
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: You've got a bunch of people sitting in a room
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: staring at everything over and over. You figure out systems,
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: You figure out when people go to the bathroom.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Everything in there is it's I'm tight to a different world.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: And until you see it, like, once.
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: You see, you're like it could happen, Like how did
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: they get that set of machine in here?
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: If they got it piece by piece? Yeah, I mean,
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: you have nothing but time. When you're sitting in GP,
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: there's nothing to do. Bro, you become an expert at
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: the weirdest fucking shit, you.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Know what I mean.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I just got a home security fucking system.
• 48:00
  Speaker 7: Tea full house alarm system. One pit bull. No one
• 48:03
  Speaker 7: can dick him.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Your break, it's your house against skinny open.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: You never want to be that, Well, don't leave the
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: house next week.
• 48:31
  Speaker 7: That was just Bond and sunburn.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: That Jesus, what's to me?
• 48:37
  Speaker 7: I love that?
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: I love her Kelly Guilfoyler. She's a smoke show.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: She across the street right now.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: Yeahs ol'riiley.
• 48:48
  Speaker 7: They got him out.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: He's out of here.
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: Harassing these white bitches.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not gonna go out like that. It was
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: a black chocolate, Yeah that I was joking. Yeah, he's
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: not gonna go out like that.
• 49:03
  Speaker 7: I wonder, I know, I know, I got to know
• 49:05
  Speaker 7: the person, you know.
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he said it was They said it was a
• 49:10
  Speaker 6: she was I guess was it a recept not a receptionist? Ay,
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: she worked for another channel, but her desk was Yeah,
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: her desk was right there.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Something.
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: She worked for his show, Fox News.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: I know Weather, you know, nobody knows you.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: But it was hot chocolate on her desk.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: I was bragging about my seats, our seats for me, Sharon,
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Buzzy and Freddy.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're behind the dugout, not the screen. That's right,
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: that's the best sex. What prorection?
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: What's the behind the dugout?
• 49:44
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: And they threw me a ball all.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: Even to baseball? How many hours?
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: All right? I'm sorry, daddy, I got to write her back.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry you.
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: Can't heard me shout her out?
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Was it am?
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: I in trouble his fucking seats behind home play yester.
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: I was sitting behind the behind. I was sitting on
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: the third by the first place, and it's great seat.
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, John, I'm sorry.
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: I almost got fucking decapitated with the foul ball.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Where do you know how big that ball.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: Would have to be to cut your fucking head off?
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: They would have to be a ball from.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: Game of Clones from a strong petition.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I thought, like a marble.
• 50:30
  Speaker 13: He did a baby you fucking from maxim head, motherfucker.
• 50:46
  Speaker 13: The whole team work by b with bats and you would.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: Springs in the air.
• 51:00
  Speaker 7: Jesus Mercy, bravo.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Just got close strong.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: You're annoying as fun but you're really funny. You're annoying
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: as annoying. I don't know. I st you're annoying, though,
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: goddamn are you funny?
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 51:23
  Speaker 10: You wrecking ball would take out your head.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: You fight to the end. You're fucking scrappy, little motherfucker.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Not going out like this.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: And Ross uses a ship, rag Ye, I don't like
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: that discussion. That's fucking weird. Look about that more some
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: of that ship rag. He cleans out his asshole with
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: a rag and the.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Wrapping. At the end of the wiping, you just wipe
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: it down with a fucking rag.
• 51:50
  Speaker 7: Okay, no, what do you do with the rag though
• 51:53
  Speaker 7: I'm not curious.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: I wash it in hot fucking water with the other
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: dirty rags.
• 52:01
  Speaker 10: Burn those wags they're not raging.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Or watch clok. The Hope Radio Show is now over.