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BEST OF_ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von 2025(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

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  Speaker 1: This is called This Past Weekend. Yeah. How'd you come
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: up with that? Because I just started on a Monday.
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: To be honest. That's good. What about Bill Cosby? Did
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: you ever get to meet him or not? Before he
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: had all the problems?
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: Is being a rapist one of the problems?
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: You said it like, before he got scurvy.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Theo.
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  Speaker 4: My name is actually Theo as well.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, hello, Theo. Good to meet the others. Onward.
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  Speaker 2: I got a situation here.
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  Speaker 5: I've been talking to this girl for like two years,
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  Speaker 5: and it turns.
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  Speaker 6: Out I got her pregnant. After that all happened, the word.
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  Speaker 7: Got around, and somehow it turns out that she's my
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  Speaker 7: first cousin.
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  Speaker 6: Any advice would help.
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  Speaker 8: And, uh, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 9: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Dang brother. That's, uh, Ooh, that's, you're going to be
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: raising a dang lizard, homie. You can't, um, wow, brother.
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: Good golly. That's like shooting fish in a family or whatever.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't looked at a chart recently. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know the, um, the genetic legalities of that, but
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  Speaker 1: it do.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they say, you know, don't pee where, or
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  Speaker 1: don't eat where you're don't piss where your family is
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  Speaker 1: or whatever, whatever, whatever that old saying is, dude, you,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you've gone past that at this point. And, um, God,
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  Speaker 1: that thing's going to have, you're going to need, um, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to need a, uh, farrier to come and
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: Put shoes on that thing. I'm just chirping you. I'm
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: just chirping you, dude. Look, I feel you. Look, it's
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  Speaker 1: having a child with a cousin, I think, at the
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: very least, it's going to need glasses.
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  Speaker 10: They still have prostitutes that work the streets.
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: Do they?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Not here.
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  Speaker 6: They don't have to anymore, right?
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  Speaker 1: Where are streetwalkers still in America? Can you pull that up, please?
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  Speaker 6: Because I've been looking.
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  Speaker 11: I've told my friends before.
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  Speaker 12: I don't get laid much.
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  Speaker 11: That's just a fact about me. But I told my friends,
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  Speaker 11: just surprise me with a hooker one day. And don't
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  Speaker 11: tell me it's a hooker.
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  Speaker 6: A male hooker? A male hooker.
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  Speaker 10: They exist?
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  Speaker 6: I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 1: I think that they, yeah, definitely. I mean, there's like
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  Speaker 1: Italian guys, if that's what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: You know, some women.
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  Speaker 11: They say, oh, it's so easy for a woman to
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  Speaker 11: get laid. They can have whoever they want. No, it's
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  Speaker 11: not true. There are some of us that have a
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  Speaker 11: really hard time.
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  Speaker 1: Really? I know a lot. I feel like I could
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  Speaker 1: name at least five or six guys that would definitely
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  Speaker 1: make love to you that I know firsthand.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: And have seen in the past two weeks. You know?
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  Speaker 12: Wow, and you've got some cool pals.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, because, yeah, but it's like, what am I
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  Speaker 1: even talking about? Is that a crazy thing to.
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  Speaker 6: Say to somebody? No, it's great to hear. Actually, that
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  Speaker 6: just gave me a little bit of a boost.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, yeah, are you kidding me, man? I know some
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  Speaker 1: people that would definitely probably knock you up even. Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You have a decent amount of children.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, a lot, 85.
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  Speaker 1: You have 85? Is that your goal?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: But then also the people I've had kids with, we
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  Speaker 13: were all on one accord. What does that mean? I
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  Speaker 13: only dated women that were athletic. I'm not having kids
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  Speaker 13: just to have kids.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so they have some strategy.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, there was strategy behind mine. I don't care about
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  Speaker 13: you being a bad bitch. I don't care about you
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  Speaker 13: being on IG with your ass out.
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  Speaker 1: And no BBLs, all of that.
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  Speaker 13: I mean, that's fine. Whatever you need to do to
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  Speaker 13: feel better about yourself, I'm fine with that. But I
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  Speaker 13: needed and only dated women that were athletic. So my
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  Speaker 13: kids had a head start on that foundation of athletic ability.
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  Speaker 13: And I only date women that already have kids.
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  Speaker 1: You can take that kid off to the side and say, hey, man.
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  Speaker 13: Because, I mean, for me, dating a woman with no kids,
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  Speaker 13: they never have fucking food at home.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: They always want to go out to eat.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 12: You know what it's like?
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  Speaker 13: Now, Theo, I don't know if you experienced this, but
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  Speaker 13: you know what it's like to have sex with someone
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  Speaker 13: that has kids? And wake up at 3, 3.30 in
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  Speaker 13: the morning, get a fucking Capri Sun.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. Oh, bro.
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  Speaker 12: That's fucking amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, with half a mouthful of Lunchable, I'll make love
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  Speaker 1: all night.
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  Speaker 16: See, that's what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: That's who I am, boy.
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  Speaker 17: I mean, it's like losing your virginity to Pamela Anderson. Well,
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  Speaker 17: that's a dated... Who's the new hot lady?
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  Speaker 7: Um.
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  Speaker 1: Who is it now? No, it's Rihanna.
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  Speaker 18: Who do the kids like?
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  Speaker 16: Oh, aw.
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  Speaker 6: Sidney Sweeney. That's a good one.
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  Speaker 18: Look at the tits on Dickless.
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  Speaker 6: God. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 18: Holy hachimachi.
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  Speaker 1: She seems like a beautiful young lady, huh?
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  Speaker 6: Very attractive.
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  Speaker 1: She just got separated from her husband, I think. Oh, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you're in. That's slurp lord. I thought about sending her
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  Speaker 1: a message, but I don't know what I would say.
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  Speaker 18: Eh, say nice yams, bitch.
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's true, dude.
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  Speaker 17: I think she wants that. No one talks to her
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  Speaker 17: like that anymore. So probably turn her on.
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: You think, oh, I'll definitely say something about that vegetation.
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  Speaker 18: She's got some crop circles.
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  Speaker 19: You want to hear some wild data on homosexuality and hormones?
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 19: So years ago when I was a graduate student at Berkeley,
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  Speaker 19: I was part of a study. I wasn't the main
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  Speaker 19: author that looked at finger length ratios and homosexuality in
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  Speaker 19: men and women and how much testosterone was in utero.
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  Speaker 19: Now I don't want anyone to freak out and just
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  Speaker 19: start staring at their fingers, but because it has to
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  Speaker 19: be measured correctly.
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  Speaker 20: All right.
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  Speaker 21: All right.
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  Speaker 12: So, so if you hold, if you hold up your.
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  Speaker 19: Right hand, like I'm holding up my right hand, my
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  Speaker 19: ring finger here is a little bit longer than my
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  Speaker 19: pointer finger.
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  Speaker 14: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Which one's ring finger?
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  Speaker 22: Yeah.
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  Speaker 19: So turn, but turn it the other way around for me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 16: Okay.
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  Speaker 19: So your ring finger is a little bit longer than
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  Speaker 19: your pointer finger.
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  Speaker 23: Yeah.
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  Speaker 16: Okay.
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  Speaker 19: That is the typical Heterosexual male pattern.
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  Speaker 12: Now people are going to be like, this is bullshit.
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  Speaker 19: Listen, this has been replicated more than five times in humans.
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  Speaker 16: Okay.
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  Speaker 19: If you look at gay men, men that identify as gay,
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  Speaker 19: there are very few men that identify as bisexual actually.
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  Speaker 19: But if you look at gay men, that difference is
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  Speaker 19: much more pronounced, much bigger. They have a hyper male pattern.
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  Speaker 19: Now it can't be due to behavior, right? You could say, well,
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  Speaker 19: they're having sex with a lot more people. Sex increases testosterone.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 19: It's directly related to how much testosterone you were exposed
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  Speaker 19: to in utero when you were in your mommy's belly.
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  Speaker 1: Now- Can you get exposed to testosterone in your mom's
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  Speaker 1: belly if someone ejaculates into the mom?
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  Speaker 19: That hasn't been looked at, but I don't think so.
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  Speaker 19: There's a lot to talk about here. So yeah, you
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  Speaker 19: can put that hand down.
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  Speaker 18: So ever since, like how people call me a lesbian-
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  Speaker 18: Or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Because of your looks or whatever?
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  Speaker 12: Yes, because of my looks.
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  Speaker 1: It happens to me sometimes, too. Some lady the other
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  Speaker 1: day said, is that a wig on your head?
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  Speaker 24: But the doctor made an assumption at birth because I
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  Speaker 24: had one kidney. And the way my face looked and
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  Speaker 24: assumed and told my parents that there was a high
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  Speaker 24: percentage chance that I was Down syndrome.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: What do you mean, yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I'll tell you this. I heard that Frederick Douglass
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  Speaker 1: was gay. And I'll tell you, I swear. Who told
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  Speaker 1: you that? I've heard it from probably almost 15, not
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  Speaker 1: 15 people. I've heard it from four people.
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  Speaker 25: Where do you go to find the people who tell
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  Speaker 25: you that Frederick Douglass is gay?
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  Speaker 1: Look, I'll tell you this.
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  Speaker 12: You must hang out in more interesting places than I do.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't white people that told me.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: So out of the gate, I have given a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more credibility. And that's why he wanted to free
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: all those men because he was having trouble meeting anybody.
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  Speaker 6: Is that right?
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: Because everybody was at work.
• 8:02
  Speaker 6: You know, I'm going to talk to, J.D.
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  Speaker 1: Vance, congratulations, dude.
• 8:08
  Speaker 14: You stand there like this, but you still flex.
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  Speaker 22: Right.
• 8:10
  Speaker 14: You keep the stomach in and you keep the abs
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  Speaker 14: flexed and the calves flexed and the biceps and the
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  Speaker 14: triceps flexed. So that was the idea. And I was
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  Speaker 14: always having great joy with that. But then you wait
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  Speaker 14: for the individual posing. So then you come at one
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  Speaker 14: after the next. You do your three-minute posing routine.
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  Speaker 1: And what's the tricks there? Is there any trick of
• 8:29
  Speaker 1: the trade, a last-minute thing you used? You would, like,
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  Speaker 1: pinch your tits or just rub some just... like molasses
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  Speaker 1: in your, like, was there, what was like a last
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: minute thing people would do, put ice under your arms
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  Speaker 1: or something?
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  Speaker 14: No, I think the key thing is just that you,
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  Speaker 14: when you go there, that you're so ready that you
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  Speaker 14: don't shake. You get how many bodybuilders, I'm sure you've
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  Speaker 14: seen it, they hit a shot and then they, after
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  Speaker 14: a few seconds, they start shaking.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so that's bad?
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  Speaker 14: Well, For that level, I mean, it's natural when you
• 9:01
  Speaker 14: have a Mr. Venice Beach competition, Mr. Muscle Beach.
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  Speaker 20: Mr.
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  Speaker 1: Montgomery, Alabama, yeah.
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  Speaker 14: So that's what it is. So it's all about the
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  Speaker 14: seven P's. You know the seven P's? Proper prior planning
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  Speaker 14: prevents pissed poor performance. And the Marines, they have that.
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  Speaker 1: Proper prior planning prevents pissed poor performance.
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  Speaker 14: Exactly. So that's what it's about. It's the same there.
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  Speaker 14: You come prepared.
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  Speaker 6: You know, that's always a war of temptation in your mind.
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  Speaker 6: There's always going to be that there.
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  Speaker 5: There's always going to be smelling zones.
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  Speaker 16: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 26: This is so strong.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, I can already feel a little of that. God.
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  Speaker 16: Let me ride.
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: You know what the difference is, Jamie? Let me ride
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: that little bitch.
• 9:50
  Speaker 6: You know what the difference is? This one, I kept
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  Speaker 6: this on it. I didn't even realize I was doing it,
• 9:56
  Speaker 6: but I kept that on it and then it was sealed.
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  Speaker 1: I'd lay on my back in 69, this thing, brother.
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  Speaker 1: It's already gonna be strong, Joe.
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  Speaker 2: Quiet.
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  Speaker 1: Don't look at me when I do it.
• 10:04
  Speaker 6: Hit it.
• 10:05
  Speaker 27: Hit it.
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't get enough.
• 10:09
  Speaker 14: You didn't get enough.
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  Speaker 12: You didn't inhale.
• 10:11
  Speaker 6: You got scared. You missed. You're right.
• 10:14
  Speaker 15: Oh my god!
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god! No!
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  Speaker 1: No!
• 10:18
  Speaker 6: You don't do that!
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: You don't do that.
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  Speaker 6: What you just did scared everyone. I'm sweating.
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  Speaker 16: I'm sweating too.
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  Speaker 27: Because of that.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry.
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  Speaker 6: How are you?
• 10:27
  Speaker 16: Are you okay?
• 10:29
  Speaker 28: Bro.
• 10:29
  Speaker 6: You just changed timelines. Because of you, Justin Trudeau resigned.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: First, I want to talk a little bit more about
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: race and race baiting.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: Cross-racial behaviors right here. This is a clip of a
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  Speaker 1: white male, let's see, that Drewski put together. Okay.
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  Speaker 22: Okay.
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  Speaker 29: Here's the love.
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  Speaker 6: Here's the honor.
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  Speaker 1: If you can't come in here, come over. I think
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: this is a Jason Kelsey impersonation also. Look at this.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, she wearing them. She wearing them.
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  Speaker 28: Cedar Point.
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  Speaker 30: What is this show?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that kind of racism happens that much, really?
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  Speaker 1: Or this is more like in movies type shit, dude.
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  Speaker 27: I mean, look, dude, I live in New York, so
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  Speaker 27: I don't know what it's like in the South, but
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  Speaker 27: I know racism exists. I also know that it's kept
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  Speaker 27: alive by the media and the internet and all that
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  Speaker 27: stuff because there's so many people that make so much
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  Speaker 27: profit off it that you're like, but I mean, I
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  Speaker 27: think that's fine. I mean, Drewski doing that is just
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  Speaker 27: like a good bit. But I should be able to
• 12:10
  Speaker 27: then fully dress black.
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  Speaker 1: Now, my question is, it was said that there was
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  Speaker 1: a prize where whoever won it got to say the
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  Speaker 1: N-word one time. Is that true or not?
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  Speaker 22: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I heard that.
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  Speaker 14: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 31: Because I feel like everybody in their life have said
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  Speaker 31: the N-word. You said it, rapping the song.
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  Speaker 12: It's a part of it, bro. Everyone said it.
• 12:26
  Speaker 31: And kids, even Tom Brady one time told me, man,
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  Speaker 31: my son was asking me about it. Because it's the
• 12:31
  Speaker 31: curious thing.
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  Speaker 12: It's like you put power on the word.
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  Speaker 9: Like, don't say that because.
• 12:36
  Speaker 31: But words can mean whatever you want them to mean.
• 12:38
  Speaker 31: It's all about how you take it, interpret it within yourself.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 12: You say I'm your favorite nigga?
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  Speaker 31: It's like, yeah, I'm your favorite black guy.
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  Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying?
• 12:47
  Speaker 31: If I say you my nigga, that means you're my God.
• 12:50
  Speaker 31: You're my brother. If a black fella says that to me,
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  Speaker 31: I feel pretty good for that.
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  Speaker 6: You're my nigga.
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  Speaker 12: I fuck with you. We genuinely have a bond and
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  Speaker 12: I care about you.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like, okay.
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  Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying?
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: Let's do it. I'm going to buy some fucking J's.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fucking ready to do this. Why don't black people
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  Speaker 1: lease the N-word out to be said at a certain
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  Speaker 1: event or something? I think there could be a lot
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  Speaker 1: of money in that. Is that crazy to say that?
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  Speaker 31: I feel like just how you use it, you know, sometimes.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I agree.
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  Speaker 1: I don't mean use it in a derogatory way, but
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  Speaker 1: say like tonight they had, like Angelina Jolie was paying
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  Speaker 1: 50 bands to say it, right? On a live stream.
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  Speaker 1: That'd be cool.
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  Speaker 6: And you sold tickets.
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  Speaker 18: Because you would want to see how she said it.
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  Speaker 1: Right, so that's the thing. And you sold tickets to it.
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  Speaker 18: Because she said it like she had slaves, like she
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  Speaker 18: said it.
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  Speaker 1: Right, right.
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  Speaker 31: Because I might be fucking a white girl, but like, yo,
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  Speaker 31: call me a nigga.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, damn, who are these people? You don't like that?
• 13:40
  Speaker 9: Huh?
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: I have no idea if I like it or not.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: But I just think like it's like.
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  Speaker 6: It's prerogative.
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  Speaker 14: Okay.
• 13:46
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: It's like exciting.
• 13:49
  Speaker 6: It's just like, it's fucking.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: And will they do it sometime?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: No way.
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  Speaker 18: Why wouldn't they?
• 13:54
  Speaker 12: I'll smack them on the ass.
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  Speaker 20: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know they're doing all that. So I
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: guess if somebody's fucking you, you can say it. That's crazy.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Do you drink coffee, man, or no? Nah.
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  Speaker 7: Really?
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, you've had it.
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  Speaker 16: I have.
• 14:14
  Speaker 18: Sometimes on vacation, I'll drink it recreationally.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: It's like every once in a while. Just like a celebration.
• 14:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no. Really? Yeah, no.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: I just hate anything that messes with.
• 14:28
  Speaker 32: I don't like any kind of chemicals or anything like that.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: People, a lot of times, there's guys who are kind of...
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Elon Musk is probably a socially awkward guy. And I
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: would say that. I mean, I think it's... Yeah.
• 14:40
  Speaker 6: We all are.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: Right. We all are.
• 14:41
  Speaker 33: Right.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: I think we all are. And it's interesting that there's
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: like probably people have, I mean, have you ever felt
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: socially awkward over your years?
• 14:48
  Speaker 6: No, I'm, I'm, I'm really smooth. Obviously. Yes.
• 14:54
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 14:54
  Speaker 6: I'm like the most awkward person.
• 14:55
  Speaker 17: People have been calling me a robot online for 20 years.
• 14:59
  Speaker 6: It does wonders for my confidence.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: No, your confidence cannot be impaled. I don't think that's
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: one thing you have. That's probably a, a sheer North
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: star inside of you. It's gotta be, you might've become bulletproof.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: I think there's times where, yeah, you seem like a
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: guy who probably like, like watched a video of how
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: to be a guy on YouTube or something, you know?
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: But I think we all, we all go through, like,
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: we're all like awkward in different ways. You know, you
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: put you in certain environments and you're not at all.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: But I think it's interesting that there's... I haven't.
• 15:28
  Speaker 6: Found those environments yet, but maybe, you know, it's.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Dude, even being here today, bro, is nice of you.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: What's like one of your fears? Like what's a fear
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: you have of AI? Like if you have like a
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: fearful space that it could go, like I know you
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: mentioned a little bit.
• 15:43
  Speaker 34: This morning I was testing our new model and I
• 15:47
  Speaker 34: got a question. I got emailed a question that I
• 15:49
  Speaker 34: didn't quite understand. And I put it in the model.
• 15:54
  Speaker 34: this GPT-5, and it answered it perfectly. And I really
• 15:59
  Speaker 34: kind of sat back in my chair and I was
• 16:01
  Speaker 34: just like, oh man, here it is moment. There's a
• 16:04
  Speaker 34: lot of people that talk to ChatGPT all day long.
• 16:06
  Speaker 34: There are these sort of new AI companions that people
• 16:08
  Speaker 34: talk to like they would a girlfriend or a boyfriend.
• 16:13
  Speaker 34: And we were talking earlier about how it's probably not
• 16:15
  Speaker 34: been good for kids to like grow up like on
• 16:18
  Speaker 34: the dopamine hit of scrolling, you know.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: TikTok or whatever. Yeah, do you think that, how do
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: you keep like... AI from having that same effect, like
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: that negative effect that social media really has had?
• 16:29
  Speaker 34: I'm scared of that. I don't have an answer yet.
• 16:33
  Speaker 34: I don't think we know quite the ways in which
• 16:35
  Speaker 34: it's going to have those negative impacts. But I feel
• 16:39
  Speaker 34: for sure it's going to have some and we'll have
• 16:40
  Speaker 34: to– I hope we can learn to mitigate it quickly.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Can AIs– can they pull up pornography and stuff like
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: that too or no?
• 16:48
  Speaker 22: Sure.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. God, I didn't know that.
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: You know, I brought you a present today.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Did you really? Yeah.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: I always like to share new products that I find
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: useful in my life, and this is a dick laser.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, damn.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: What it is is it's like a laser pointer that
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: is a dick, that projects dicks.
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: Oh, really?
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so if anyone's running their mouth too much in here,
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: look at your shoe. Look what I put on your
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: shoe right there.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Whoa, that's cool. That's pure cock, huh?
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: It's pure cock.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: There's some variable settings on there, too, I think, where
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: you can kind of change what nasty stuff you put.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: That's the PG end right there. That's just your light.
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: The other end is where you get the dick right there.
• 17:35
  Speaker 22: Oh.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: So this is where you find a suspect like that.
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then the other one's where you embarrass him.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Wow, dude. Thank you, bro.
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're welcome. I think you could use that.
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: Anytime anyone's talking too much in here, you just throw
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: one of those across their forehead and it'll shut them
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: up fast.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, you know who I saw yesterday speaking on social media?
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: The Rizzler. You ever seen this kid?
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: Oh, I've seen the Rizzler, yeah.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Dude, I met him in person. Yes. I'm having dinner, right?
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: I was having dinner. I look over and it's a kid.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: And you don't want to look for too long because
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: it's like, It's just not something you do. And look
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: at him.
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: Look at him, dude. Oh, and you got a pic
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: with him too. I love it, man.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Bro, I was so excited. But it's kind of weird
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: because you don't want to be like, I'm talking to
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: a kid or whatever. And then, but definitely, dude, I'll
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: say this.
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: Wait, where were you guys at? Is that Craig's?
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: I went to Craig's dinner.
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: The Rizzler's just hanging out at Craig's.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: It blew my mind. There was like some guy in
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: there who like had like. overdosed on age or something,
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: like some super old guy who's like, I'm a producer,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: you know? He's like, I produced the Mayflower or whatever.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, that was a fucking boat. That was
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: a boat in the 1800s. But yeah, anyway, this was
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: like the coolest thing that ever happened. So I was
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: so excited. And not to snitch on him or whatever.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: First of all, he had two Pepsis or whatever past
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: 8 p.m., which I think he is.
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's late. The bedtime stories won't work anymore. They'll
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: be up all night.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a little late. And Some people say his
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: grades have been suffering, and I'm like, well.
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: I think he's evolved past grades, right? He's never going
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: to have to learn anything. He's just going to be
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: able to do whatever he wants in this world, I think.
• 19:05
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. It's a lot. You got the fourth
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: grade coming up, huh?
• 19:11
  Speaker 9: Mm-hmm.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Is that true?
• 19:12
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: How are you feeling about it? Good. I want to
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: blow out that candle so bad.
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: You do?
• 19:21
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: All right, how about this? Answer this next question. I'll
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: let you blow it out.
• 19:26
  Speaker 14: Okay.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: What's one of your biggest fears about the fourth grade
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: coming up? Something that you might, that's, you know, got
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: you maybe a little bit nervous.
• 19:34
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: I'm not very nervous.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 19:38
  Speaker 20: Yeah. All right, deal.
• 19:47
  Speaker 29: Yes.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to get on top of that bad boy. Yeah.
• 19:50
  Speaker 16: There we go.
• 19:52
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 19:53
  Speaker 10: Look at that smoke.
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Tell me about it, brother. Hit something over here. I'm
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: going to call my sponsor, brother. Yeah, that's what I'm
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: talking about, brother. God, I'll freaking light up a whole
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: freaking couple pounds of that.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Now it smells even better in here.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: It does.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 20:11
  Speaker 16: It's like a birthday.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: It's like when you get a birthday cake and get
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: to blow it out. Yeah. That's the best, man.
• 20:16
  Speaker 28: Boy, this is going to.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: There's gloves in my pocket. Are there really? Let me
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: see them. Are you a criminal? What is these, for
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: crime or whatever?
• 20:27
  Speaker 28: I guess so.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: You guess so?
• 20:30
  Speaker 16: I don't know.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 20:34
  Speaker 21: I guess I'm a detective.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I'm a detective now, huh? Let me check
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: this for fingerprints. Yeah, I like that, huh? BLM, homie.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: This is dope.
• 20:51
  Speaker 9: I like that.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Dude, what if you do the dark riz? Fingerprint?
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Nuh-uh.
• 20:59
  Speaker 16: Whose is that? An elf?
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 21:03
  Speaker 9: Probably an elf.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably just some local scoundrel. Dude, you ever do
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: this in a glove? What's that like?
• 21:09
  Speaker 27: Ooh.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: That's really... It's a black tie affair, huh? Mm-hmm. They
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: smell pretty good.
• 21:19
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: What's one of your favorite smells, you think?
• 21:21
  Speaker 16: Sharpies.
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: Brother.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Let's light that candle again, huh? Do you think the
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Bill Belichick thing has adjusted the dating, the way that
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: dating is looked? Because it's kind of a big... Like,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: he kind of opened the portal. Like, the portal's open
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: for older men.
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, my parents have a big difference, too. Yeah, totally.
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: I mean, this is a huge difference.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know how many years difference is it.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: I also changed my.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Probably 50 years, bro. No, Raleigh-Mal.
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: 24 and 74, I believe. That's 50. No.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Bro, that is 50, man.
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: I just crunched the numbers.
• 21:55
  Speaker 18: I don't know if those are the actual ages, but
• 21:57
  Speaker 18: that is 50.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: What do you say to people who say that's 50, dude?
• 22:00
  Speaker 35: But the only thing is I change my opinions a lot.
• 22:03
  Speaker 35: So if this could be outdated, like I'll change my
• 22:05
  Speaker 35: opinion on this tomorrow.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Dude, all I'm saying is the portal is open for
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: old men and young women. This is the, I mean,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: the portal's open now.
• 22:14
  Speaker 35: And it's probably easier than ever to meet them. There's probably,
• 22:18
  Speaker 35: there's so many apps and stuff where you can, and
• 22:21
  Speaker 35: I don't, and girls seem to be really attracted to
• 22:24
  Speaker 35: guys who have money and guys who are successful and
• 22:26
  Speaker 35: they don't seem to care about looks. And it doesn't
• 22:28
  Speaker 35: seem like they care about age as much.
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: Is that true? Is that crazy to say?
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: People look younger than ever. Kind of how, what age
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: difference are they? Can you just fucking tell me a number? Sorry, Riley,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: but damn, you fucking have a computer you're working with.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Never mind. Oh, Jesus Christ. Just stick to coming, dude.
• 22:51
  Speaker 14: Stick to coming.
• 22:54
  Speaker 36: My on and off again girlfriend, she's only 25. She's
• 22:58
  Speaker 36: in Columbia. January 7th of this year, how she hit
• 23:02
  Speaker 36: me with a pot of fettuccine noodles that I was boiling.
• 23:06
  Speaker 36: I'm frying some chicken parmesan, making fettuccine noodles, and making
• 23:11
  Speaker 36: the vegetables. And then when... I was moving out of
• 23:16
  Speaker 36: the kitchen. She began looking at the stuff on the stove.
• 23:20
  Speaker 36: And I was hoping that she did not grab the
• 23:22
  Speaker 36: chicken parmesan with the vegetable oil in it. And instead,
• 23:26
  Speaker 36: she grabbed the pot with my fettuccine. And I said
• 23:29
  Speaker 36: to her, don't do it. If you do it, you're
• 23:31
  Speaker 36: going to go to jail. And then she picked it up.
• 23:34
  Speaker 36: And as I turned to run, I felt it hit me.
• 23:37
  Speaker 36: And when it hit me, I ran out of my door.
• 23:39
  Speaker 36: And I was screaming, ah, you really burnt me. And
• 23:42
  Speaker 36: then my dog, Snowy... Snowy started trying to attack her then.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: How did that feel when that first hit you, man?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: When that Cheney hit you, bro? It stung.
• 23:54
  Speaker 36: It stung something fierce. I screamed, ah, this shit stings.
• 24:02
  Speaker 36: And I ran out my door and I said to her,
• 24:04
  Speaker 36: you burnt me.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: There you are right now.
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: And that's it.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Damn, look at this shit here. You look like a
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: model in one of those fashion shows or something.
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: And what my friend said to me was.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: This is like some BCBR G-Max's area, bro. You look
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: like a damn blackstronaut, bro. God, you fucking look like
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: you're going to space right there.
• 24:24
  Speaker 9: I'll show you my wife's penis if you want, but
• 24:25
  Speaker 9: she wouldn't care.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: You're right.
• 24:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, she wouldn't care.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, maybe just do a drawing of it for me. Okay,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: all right. You think? Just show it, and I'll kind
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: of go like this a little.
• 24:34
  Speaker 16: All right.
• 24:35
  Speaker 9: I won't show it on camera, just because.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, just show it to me. I don't
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: want to see all of it at once.
• 24:38
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't show it all on
• 24:41
  Speaker 9: camera because she's a lady. She wouldn't care for that.
• 24:43
  Speaker 9: No lady wants their penis shown completely unkempt.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, for sure. Dude, I don't even want to fucking
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: look at it. Oh, I won't show it to you
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: if you don't want to look at it. No, I'm okay.
• 24:51
  Speaker 16: Let me see here.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 24:54
  Speaker 9: I won't just hit you with it.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just don't surprise me.
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: Don't be like... Let me.
• 24:58
  Speaker 9: Find an acceptable photo that she would be proud of.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 25:05
  Speaker 12: No, she wouldn't like that.
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: That's a video.
• 25:08
  Speaker 9: I'll find one for you.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, take your time. I'm going to think about something
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: else for just a minute.
• 25:12
  Speaker 16: All right.
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: You want to see?
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: Hold on. Okay. Yeah.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Whoa, brother. What the heck? Oh, my God, Jim. Your
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: wife has that?
• 25:24
  Speaker 9: That's my lady. That's my best gal.
• 25:29
  Speaker 12: Wow.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: That is a. That is a tall pussy, brother.
• 25:35
  Speaker 9: She's a tall lady. She's a tall lady.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, that thing's in 4-H, huh?
• 25:40
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, you got to spray some Roundup on that.
• 25:43
  Speaker 29: Because back then in the UK, nobody was doing YouTube,
• 25:46
  Speaker 29: you know? It was just a weird thing for someone
• 25:49
  Speaker 29: to do, for a stand-up to do. Other stand-ups would
• 25:53
  Speaker 29: be like, oh, he's just a YouTuber, you know?
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, remember that?
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: It was like a slur, right?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, YouTuber.
• 25:58
  Speaker 12: Yeah, YouTuber, ugh.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: No hard R on it.
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: YouTuber.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy, dude.
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: YouTuber, please.
• 26:05
  Speaker 18: Yeah, dude.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, have you heard that song? YouTubers can be gay too.
• 26:13
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Have you heard it? No, I haven't played it. You
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: gotta hear this song. It's great. It's just like a,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: it's a summer bop that's really taken over. And then
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: we'll get back to this.
• 26:22
  Speaker 11: Feelings you don't This isolation.
• 26:26
  Speaker 28: Is Let me explain.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: What a banger.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: This is that banger, bro. We got to remix this
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: shit for the summer, dude.
• 26:40
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 26:42
  Speaker 29: Very hard to sing along. That's in your car. You
• 26:45
  Speaker 29: can say this in your car.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just say this to your friend.
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: He's not wrong, though. They can't be gay.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I support this guy.
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Hey, this guy has a vote for me, bro.
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: It needs to be said.
• 27:02
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 27:02
  Speaker 29: There's too much toxic masculinity in that N-word community sometimes.
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: You got to let the air out the tire a little.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, boy. Sometimes the best seasoning is
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: a little bit of zest.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
• 27:17
  Speaker 37: Ginger's traveling in packs is a dangerous, dangerous thing. You know,
• 27:20
  Speaker 37: we don't really see each other like that. You know,
• 27:22
  Speaker 37: like we don't, when I see another redhead, there was
• 27:24
  Speaker 37: a redheaded girl yesterday working this event that we were
• 27:27
  Speaker 37: at and she was like, my brother. And I said,
• 27:29
  Speaker 37: let's take it easy. Cause I don't know if you're
• 27:31
  Speaker 37: an enemy or a friend yet. You know, a regular
• 27:33
  Speaker 37: person I meet on the street.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: Hey, how you doing?
• 27:34
  Speaker 37: Another redhead. I go, I'd like to see the resume
• 27:38
  Speaker 37: first before I let you into my space. Because I
• 27:40
  Speaker 37: don't know what kind of ginger they are. There's different levels.
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Is there really?
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: Oh, big time.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: It's almost like black people and that albino guy or whatever.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: You know that guy I'm talking about?
• 27:48
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: That undercover black guy? Bring that guy up.
• 27:50
  Speaker 37: Yeah. There's got to be a vetting process, you know? Like,
• 27:54
  Speaker 37: can the albino black guy, does he say the N-word?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Bring up a couple albiggas. Is that a term or not?
• 28:00
  Speaker 14: It is now, dude.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Can we say that or not?
• 28:03
  Speaker 18: Look at that.
• 28:04
  Speaker 37: Black albino guy with red hair.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's what the fuck is up. Bro, that is
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: the future, dude. Bro, take my money, bro.
• 28:13
  Speaker 37: Whatever he's selling. And I don't know if that's more
• 28:15
  Speaker 37: me or more if he's more red or more black.
• 28:18
  Speaker 37: I don't know what group he'd go with. I mean,
• 28:19
  Speaker 37: he's invited to the cookout and has to have ring sunscreen,
• 28:22
  Speaker 37: which is wild.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: That's fucking Sunlight Jackson, homie. Are you kidding me? Dude,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: are we going to get in trouble for saying how big?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know, bro.
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have a little sip of Celsius because
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: I need to pick me up. Have you ever had
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: this before?
• 28:37
  Speaker 21: No, not this.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: No.
• 28:38
  Speaker 21: Is it good?
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 28:41
  Speaker 18: It's great.
• 28:41
  Speaker 21: I saw it's grape, so it's really good. I'm going
• 28:44
  Speaker 21: to have to try this stuff.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Can you have a little bit?
• 28:46
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: No alcohol. No alcohol.
• 28:48
  Speaker 22: Okay.
• 28:49
  Speaker 21: So what does it have?
• 28:50
  Speaker 12: It's like water?
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Ooh, mine's cherry cola flavored. It's like spicy stuff. It's
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: like a little bit of ADD kind of.
• 28:59
  Speaker 21: Oh, dude, this stuff actually tastes like the grapes that
• 29:03
  Speaker 21: you squeeze out of the, like, not the grapes that
• 29:06
  Speaker 21: you eat from the store, but like the Amish grapes
• 29:08
  Speaker 21: that you can buy. Like the ones that you squeeze
• 29:09
  Speaker 21: out of the, what do you call that?
• 29:12
  Speaker 12: The skin?
• 29:13
  Speaker 21: Have you ever had those grapes where you just squeeze
• 29:15
  Speaker 21: them out and you swallow them?
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Uh-uh.
• 29:16
  Speaker 21: Yeah, it tastes just like this.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 29:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Let's get a look at those Amish purple grapes.
• 29:22
  Speaker 21: Yeah, they're, yeah, that's how they look. And those, you
• 29:27
  Speaker 21: know how the stores, like, they have no seeds in them?
• 29:29
  Speaker 21: Like these have like a seed in them. You just
• 29:31
  Speaker 21: squeeze them out and then you swallow them because if
• 29:33
  Speaker 21: you try to eat them, like chew on them, like
• 29:37
  Speaker 21: you just bite into the seed and stuff.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, you just squeeze them out. and swallow them.
• 29:40
  Speaker 21: This actually tastes exactly like that, so it must be
• 29:43
  Speaker 21: very natural.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, sir. It's the best, man.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: It's very good.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: That'll get you home, brother. That'll get you home.
• 29:51
  Speaker 30: Yeah.
• 29:53
  Speaker 21: I saw that this does have caffeine in it.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it has a little bit of caffeine.
• 29:56
  Speaker 21: So I'll be like moving around.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll be feeling something. Yeah.
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: Dude, that was the best.
• 30:02
  Speaker 26: I don't know if you're recording, but I mentioned before
• 30:04
  Speaker 26: that that dude was awesome.
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: And you said you were in contact with him.
• 30:09
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: And my question was, how?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Dude, we got to send you over there to see
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: that guy.
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: I would love to hang with that dude. Some things
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: I take for granted.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 30:20
  Speaker 26: When he was just like stoked to like get in
• 30:23
  Speaker 26: a Corvette with like two chicks.
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: And he's like, that was like my whole life.
• 30:27
  Speaker 18: And I'm like, Oh, it was pretty fast too.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: So it made me super reflective.
• 30:35
  Speaker 26: Like, and like the one, I thought he was adorable.
• 30:38
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: He's nice.
• 30:39
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: Nice.
• 30:39
  Speaker 26: And like, uh, very honest and earnest, but I also
• 30:42
  Speaker 26: was just like, man, I got to start, stop, like
• 30:45
  Speaker 26: taking shit like that for granted.
• 30:47
  Speaker 38: I mean, I filmed episodes. We did an episode about
• 30:50
  Speaker 38: assassins that was just a couple of miles from my
• 30:52
  Speaker 38: home in L.A. And I interviewed an assassin, a guy
• 30:56
  Speaker 38: who's paid to kill, just a couple of miles in L.A.,
• 31:00
  Speaker 38: an undisclosed location, but in L.A., not far from my house.
• 31:03
  Speaker 10: It's insane.
• 31:04
  Speaker 38: And so we met. And so we get there. It's
• 31:07
  Speaker 38: at night, undisclosed place, but very close to my home.
• 31:10
  Speaker 38: And he's waiting outside the car. And The moment I
• 31:13
  Speaker 38: get there, you could see he's like jittery and nervous
• 31:16
  Speaker 38: and not happy. And he was there because his friend
• 31:18
  Speaker 38: asked for this favor. And in his case, sometimes it's
• 31:22
  Speaker 38: easier for me to sort of have that human connection
• 31:24
  Speaker 38: and try to talk about how I want to understand
• 31:26
  Speaker 38: what they do. His case, he was just not. He
• 31:28
  Speaker 38: was like, okay, here are the ground rules. And he
• 31:30
  Speaker 38: said immediately, see this? First thing, he pulled out his gun.
• 31:32
  Speaker 38: He said, showed me his gun. He's like, if this
• 31:34
  Speaker 38: is a fucking setup, if the police shows up, I'm
• 31:36
  Speaker 38: going to point this. I'm going to shoot you, all
• 31:38
  Speaker 38: of you. You and your team are all dead.
• 31:40
  Speaker 39: It's like, okay.
• 31:41
  Speaker 38: And so the rest of the interview was me being
• 31:43
  Speaker 38: super afraid that what if police shows up? Not because
• 31:45
  Speaker 38: I'm there, but what if they just, what if a
• 31:47
  Speaker 38: car just drives by?
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what if some chubby cop's hiding from his shift
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: over here right off the edge of this DSW shoes
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: or something?
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: So I was so scared.
• 31:58
  Speaker 38: I was so scared. And I think it was the
• 32:00
  Speaker 38: shortest interview we've ever done. I think it lasts like 15,
• 32:02
  Speaker 38: 20 minutes. But also because, you know, there's the initial
• 32:05
  Speaker 38: questions is what do you do? How often have you
• 32:08
  Speaker 38: done it?
• 32:08
  Speaker 10: Why do you do it?
• 32:09
  Speaker 38: How do you live with yourself doing this kind of thing?
• 32:11
  Speaker 38: I always, the accountability questions, I always ask them. But
• 32:14
  Speaker 38: the part that he didn't like, it wasn't actually like,
• 32:16
  Speaker 38: do you know that you're doing harm to people? This is,
• 32:18
  Speaker 38: what you're doing is horrible. Like, do you feel guilty
• 32:21
  Speaker 38: about this? The questions he didn't actually like was when
• 32:23
  Speaker 38: I started asking him, he says, I only kill men,
• 32:25
  Speaker 38: no women and children. And I asked him, but do
• 32:27
  Speaker 38: you have children? And basically, obviously, I was trying to
• 32:30
  Speaker 38: get to the point that even if the child isn't killed,
• 32:34
  Speaker 38: their dad is killed.
• 32:35
  Speaker 39: That's horrible and traumatic.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: But he's already better than Netanyahu now.
• 32:38
  Speaker 38: He was like, don't ask me questions about my children.
• 32:40
  Speaker 38: You're trying to get all soft on me. He was
• 32:43
  Speaker 38: like his macho persona was getting, you know, he didn't
• 32:49
  Speaker 38: like that.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: He didn't like talking about his children?
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: No.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Because it probably made things very personal for him, maybe.
• 32:55
  Speaker 38: Yeah, I think part of his persona, being a hitman,
• 32:58
  Speaker 38: is that he, you know, you can't show emotion.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 33:01
  Speaker 38: And so I was threatening to him in the sense
• 33:03
  Speaker 38: that I was trying to get emotion out of him.
• 33:05
  Speaker 38: And he was not okay with it. And he said,
• 33:07
  Speaker 38: is this over? And yeah, and then we left.
• 33:10
  Speaker 12: Theo, you're going to be the primary on this one, okay?
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: You got it.
• 33:13
  Speaker 12: The subject's name is Michael Brady. He goes by Mike.
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: Okay, sir. Hello.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Hey, Mike.
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, who's this?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is Theo, actually. I'm here today, man.
• 33:27
  Speaker 12: I really screwed up, didn't I, man?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I think it seems like you've had a tough day.
• 33:34
  Speaker 23: I have had a tough day, but I mean, I
• 33:37
  Speaker 23: screwed up this time, didn't I?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: I think you're probably going to have to answer some questions,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: you know, but I think everything's going to be okay, man.
• 33:46
  Speaker 23: How's it going to be okay? This girl's pregnant, man.
• 33:51
  Speaker 23: I mean, how am I gonna face anyone after this?
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Well, I think you're gonna have to... Her dad's gonna
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: be pissed, yeah. I mean, yeah, people are gonna be upset.
• 33:59
  Speaker 12: I'm not thinking about her dad. I'm thinking about my family.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, people are gonna... Yeah, it's gonna be... Yeah, man,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: it sucks.
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: It does suck.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: It sucks.
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: But here we are.
• 34:08
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 34:10
  Speaker 12: I mean, how am I gonna face my son?
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Your son's pretty upset right now.
• 34:16
  Speaker 30: Yeah, he is. Of course he is. I knocked up
• 34:18
  Speaker 30: a 14-year-old girl. I'm a youth pastor in a church.
• 34:21
  Speaker 30: I teach you to school. My life is over. Give
• 34:24
  Speaker 30: me a good reason why I shouldn't just put this
• 34:26
  Speaker 30: thing to my head and my brains out.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Cause your son's life is still around and that's not
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: what he needs right now. You're probably right about that.
• 34:39
  Speaker 12: But you know, I mean, how can I face him, man?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I think you call him first.
• 34:47
  Speaker 12: Call him and say what? What would you say in
• 34:49
  Speaker 12: that situation?
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Fuck. I don't know. I would say,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I would tell him the truth. I would say I
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: messed up.
• 34:59
  Speaker 12: And you think that's the answer? To tell him I
• 35:01
  Speaker 12: messed up? I know I messed up.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I think it's part of it. I know you know
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: you did, but he probably doesn't know what's going on.
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: He doesn't.
• 35:09
  Speaker 12: Is he out there right now?
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: You want me to put him on?
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: Would you?
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:15
  Speaker 22: Okay.
• 35:15
  Speaker 19: Okay.
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: How do you feel?
• 35:17
  Speaker 12: How do you think you did? Was that intense?
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: It is intense.
• 35:21
  Speaker 12: It is intense.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Fuck, it's intense. Because you're like, even if you get
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: to that part, is he just going to tell the
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: son goodbye?
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 35:29
  Speaker 23: See, Theo, you are super wise, brother. That's exactly why
• 35:33
  Speaker 23: we wouldn't put the son on the phone. Because that's
• 35:35
  Speaker 23: exactly what he would likely do.
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: He would likely.
• 35:39
  Speaker 12: And so this is why we train. This is why
• 35:41
  Speaker 12: we train.
• 35:42
  Speaker 39: We had some guy cut off his own dick. And
• 35:45
  Speaker 39: threw it on the sidewalk.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: Oh, for what?
• 35:47
  Speaker 39: Because he was crazy. He was mentally ill. But we
• 35:50
  Speaker 39: don't know any of this. So the call came in
• 35:52
  Speaker 39: in the morning. I was on the way in. It
• 35:54
  Speaker 39: was early in the morning. It was cold out. I
• 35:55
  Speaker 39: remember that.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 35:57
  Speaker 39: I have the radio on. And I hit the dispatcher,
• 35:59
  Speaker 39: call a car, and then start to laugh. And then
• 36:01
  Speaker 39: she says, disregard. We don't know what's happened. So I'm
• 36:04
  Speaker 39: driving to the station. And then a call comes in
• 36:06
  Speaker 39: again sending a different car because it was like the
• 36:08
  Speaker 39: midnight shift ending. Sending a different car. Hey, can you
• 36:11
  Speaker 39: go to this location? Someone said there's a piece of
• 36:14
  Speaker 39: male anatomy on the sidewalk. And we were all laughing.
• 36:17
  Speaker 39: We thought it was a dildo. We thought it was
• 36:19
  Speaker 39: a joke. That's why the dispatcher was laughing.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: He just thought it was like a WNBA game or whatever.
• 36:24
  Speaker 39: It wasn't green. Call comes in like 10 minutes later.
• 36:27
  Speaker 39: And my detective that I was working with at the
• 36:30
  Speaker 39: time looked it up on the computer to see the
• 36:31
  Speaker 39: text of the call. Like, what does this actually say?
• 36:34
  Speaker 39: And then we saw that the caller was from a
• 36:37
  Speaker 39: nearby health center. And it's said there's, you know, it
• 36:40
  Speaker 39: appears to be a penis on the ground. There's blood everywhere.
• 36:42
  Speaker 39: We're like, oh, shit, that's not fake. So we would
• 36:45
  Speaker 39: do what we call Johnstings. And we'd put ads online.
• 36:48
  Speaker 39: Backpage doesn't exist anymore, but we'd put them on that.
• 36:51
  Speaker 39: So we'd all put our ads up. And then, you know,
• 36:54
  Speaker 39: you put on at 8. At 8.30, your phone's ringing.
• 36:56
  Speaker 39: It's crazy. 8.30 in the morning, they're already starting to call.
• 36:59
  Speaker 39: And we'd set up our dates for the day like
• 37:01
  Speaker 39: we'd have a hotel room. And we'd be waiting in
• 37:03
  Speaker 39: the hotel room and we'd have dates set up every
• 37:05
  Speaker 39: half an hour to show up.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: And were y'all hiding under the bed?
• 37:08
  Speaker 39: No, no one's hiding under the bed. I would have
• 37:09
  Speaker 39: to open the door and there'd be like guys like
• 37:12
  Speaker 39: in the bathroom, officers in the bathroom behind the wall.
• 37:14
  Speaker 39: So my trick was, I was at like 45, 46
• 37:17
  Speaker 39: when I was doing it. And my Adam's supposed to
• 37:19
  Speaker 39: be 34. I didn't fucking look 34, but I opened
• 37:22
  Speaker 39: the door, I'd have like my hair.
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: Oh, you would be the girl?
• 37:25
  Speaker 39: Oh, I was the prostitute, yeah.
• 37:26
  Speaker 22: What?
• 37:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: What? So I'd have to talk to them on the phone?
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Were we all understaffed or something? They just shouldn't have
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: you also the detective.
• 37:32
  Speaker 39: Well, no, you have to have, you're the one establishing
• 37:35
  Speaker 39: probable cause. So if someone else is doing it and
• 37:39
  Speaker 39: then you have to like go testify in court, well,
• 37:41
  Speaker 39: you're not the one that had the interaction with them.
• 37:44
  Speaker 39: So what we do, we put our ad online. You'd
• 37:46
  Speaker 39: put your photos and some stupid saying like, you know,
• 37:49
  Speaker 39: what you're offering and how much it costs. And of course,
• 37:51
  Speaker 39: it's acronyms for everything. That's what I didn't know anything
• 37:54
  Speaker 39: about this before I started about GFE, which is girlfriend experience,
• 37:57
  Speaker 39: which means they'll kiss you. Full service means like sex
• 38:01
  Speaker 39: and a blowjob. And then there's like Russian and Greek.
• 38:04
  Speaker 39: And there's all these stupid acronyms for everything else. And
• 38:08
  Speaker 39: they thought they were being clever by saying, oh, I want.
• 38:11
  Speaker 39: GFE so they're not asking for sex oh I see
• 38:14
  Speaker 39: so by them saying I want GFE or I want
• 38:17
  Speaker 39: Russian or I want this they think they're being clever
• 38:20
  Speaker 39: except you can say like well based on my training
• 38:21
  Speaker 39: experience I know Russian means titty job like or whatever
• 38:25
  Speaker 39: and then so you talk they call you on the
• 38:27
  Speaker 39: phone a titty job yeah that's a Russian by the
• 38:29
  Speaker 39: way I didn't know.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: That I'll take it I mean whatever they're getting I
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: mean it is I'm sorry yeah that's okay.
• 38:34
  Speaker 39: So You'd basically talk to them on the phone. They'd
• 38:37
  Speaker 39: call you. And some of them were real nervous, obviously.
• 38:39
  Speaker 39: You could tell the long-timers they'd got right to business.
• 38:41
  Speaker 39: And some of them wanted to flirt with you on
• 38:43
  Speaker 39: the phone or whatever. Can you send pictures of your
• 38:44
  Speaker 39: eyes or your feet? The foot fetish guys are out
• 38:47
  Speaker 39: there big time. And then you're like, the more you
• 38:50
  Speaker 39: do it, I'm like, I don't have time for this shit.
• 38:52
  Speaker 39: Do you want to come? Are you showing up or not?
• 38:53
  Speaker 39: So you'd basically make the arrangement. So once they showed up,
• 38:56
  Speaker 39: you already had probable cause. They already agreed to pay
• 38:59
  Speaker 39: you for sex before they ever showed up. So then
• 39:01
  Speaker 39: by them showing up at the hotel, they're like basically
• 39:04
  Speaker 39: completing the entire, the elements of the crime. They showed up,
• 39:09
  Speaker 39: they already agreed to pay you for such and such,
• 39:11
  Speaker 39: so then you can arrest them.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Right, when they get there, really.
• 39:13
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 39:14
  Speaker 40: The amount of content that was being uploaded to Pornhub,
• 39:17
  Speaker 40: if you put those videos back to back, just the
• 39:19
  Speaker 40: amount of content they would upload in one year, it
• 39:21
  Speaker 40: would take 169 years to watch if you put those
• 39:25
  Speaker 40: videos back to back.
• 39:26
  Speaker 10: That's how much content was being uploaded.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Uploaded, or had been uploaded to Pornhub. you mean?
• 39:30
  Speaker 39: No, per year.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 39:32
  Speaker 23: Yes.
• 39:33
  Speaker 40: That's not even counting the images.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
• 39:36
  Speaker 40: So I tested it. I found out, like I said,
• 39:38
  Speaker 40: what millions of people already knew, and that was that
• 39:41
  Speaker 40: all it took to upload was an email address. So
• 39:44
  Speaker 40: in under 10 minutes, anybody with an iPhone, anywhere in
• 39:48
  Speaker 40: the world, can upload a video and they were not
• 39:51
  Speaker 40: checking age. They were not checking ID to make sure
• 39:54
  Speaker 40: that these are not children in the videos. They're not
• 39:56
  Speaker 40: verifying consent to make sure that these are not rape
• 39:59
  Speaker 40: or trafficking victims. And because of that, I quickly understood
• 40:03
  Speaker 40: that Pornhub was not a porn site.
• 40:05
  Speaker 10: It was a crime scene.
• 40:06
  Speaker 40: Like it was infested with videos of real sexual crime.
• 40:10
  Speaker 40: And then of course, because there's the algorithm, right? They
• 40:12
  Speaker 40: have set up the algorithm and to make sure if
• 40:15
  Speaker 40: you see one video like that, they're going to assume
• 40:17
  Speaker 40: that you like that content. So then they're going to
• 40:20
  Speaker 40: take you on a crazy rabbit hole. I call it like,
• 40:24
  Speaker 40: you know, just hell hole of rape. Like that's what
• 40:28
  Speaker 40: it was. And then you go and they'll show you
• 40:31
  Speaker 40: more and more of the same kind of thing.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: You know, I, And so then the people would upload
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: them and then make money, what, off of advertising on
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: them somehow?
• 40:41
  Speaker 41: Yes.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:43
  Speaker 40: So the ones that were making money off of this content,
• 40:46
  Speaker 40: because this is free porn, right?
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 40:48
  Speaker 40: Free porn's not free, right? It is heavily monetized with ads.
• 40:53
  Speaker 40: So they were selling 4.6 billion ad impressions on Pornhub
• 40:58
  Speaker 40: every single day.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: But that's the whole point of America is that we have, like,
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: standards of decency for fairness, I love that you use
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: that word because that is the core of it.
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: It's fairness.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: Justice is overused. Fairness is underused. A child knows what's fair.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: If his brother's getting three Oreos and he's getting one,
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: that's just unfair. He doesn't have a degree in economics.
• 41:17
  Speaker 12: He just feels it.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: He knows it. The sense of fairness is innate. Dogs
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: have it because it's part of the natural fabric.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: It's organic.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: And we are a fair country. And the rich man
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: gets the same treatment in the justice system as the
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: poor man. It doesn't matter where you're from. You're both
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: citizens both created by God. That's our whole system in
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: one sentence. And that is being eroded because the people
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: who run our system agree with Smotrich and every other
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: third world dictator. These people are damned by their birth,
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: whatever they are. That's what affirmative action is. It's like, no,
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: I don't like the way your parents looked. You don't
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: get the job.
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: What?
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: That's what we hated about the Nazis, what we hated
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: about segregation, which I want to say was evil.
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: Segregation was evil.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: Because it punished some people and rewarded others on the
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: basis of things they couldn't control, their skin color.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we'd had mixed babies a lot sooner, too,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: which are pretty cute, a lot of them.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: And the Epstein thing, you know, I've never understood what
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: the justification for keeping that information secret.
• 42:19
  Speaker 16: Epstein was murdered in prison.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: I know a lot about it. I'm not just throwing
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: that out there. Epstein was murdered in prison.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Well, they put him with a cellmate that was kind
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: of a crazy, like former police officer, right?
• 42:30
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Former police officer killed a number of drug dealers. I'm
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: not saying that guy did it, but I'm saying, well,
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: I asked Bureau of Prisons because I learned all this
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: stuff about it because I know Epstein's brother, Mark, well,
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: and Never expected to get down this rabbit hole at all.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: I had, the guy called me like a week after
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: his brother was killed.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Mark did?
• 42:47
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: And yeah, I was literally sitting in my backyard in
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Maine and he called me and I don't know how
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: he got my cell. And we, it ended up this
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: years long thing. It's not interesting and I won't bore
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: you with it, but the bottom line is Jeff Epstein
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: was murdered in federal lockup in Manhattan in the secure unit.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: I think there were only 16 men on the, And
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: I think only 14 there that I may have that
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: slightly wrong, but it's very small and it's the most
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: secure federal lockup in the United States. And he got
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: murdered in it. So that raises all kinds of obvious
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: questions like who has the power to do that? So
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: it's a big deal. And then the attorney general at
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: the time helped cover it up. And I know him
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: and Bill Barr. So I and I say that and
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: he's like, I'm going to sue you. And I said,
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: go ahead and sue me.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: I hope you will.
• 43:35
  Speaker 42: Israel is actually the exception. they are the only country
• 43:38
  Speaker 42: that's allowed to lobby Americans. Like everyone else has to
• 43:41
  Speaker 42: register as a foreign agent under FARA.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Like with AIPAC or whatever?
• 43:47
  Speaker 42: Yeah, so AIPAC, the backstory, by the way, before JFK
• 43:51
  Speaker 42: got shot, he was fighting AIPAC. They were previously called,
• 43:54
  Speaker 42: I'm blanking on this. It was, you can look it up.
• 43:57
  Speaker 42: And he was literally saying, you have to register under
• 43:59
  Speaker 42: the Foreign Act. And then he, AIPAC got lucky because
• 44:03
  Speaker 42: he got shot and killed. What also you could like,
• 44:06
  Speaker 42: And then, of course, we're not allowed to read the files.
• 44:08
  Speaker 42: But leading up to his death, he was having arguments
• 44:10
  Speaker 42: with the prime minister, Ben-Gurion. And so it's like, yes,
• 44:14
  Speaker 42: is Israel doing it legally because a president got shot?
• 44:17
  Speaker 10: Sure. But it's wrong. A country should not be.
• 44:19
  Speaker 42: Able to lobby to get what they want and control
• 44:22
  Speaker 42: our congressmen.
• 44:23
  Speaker 10: And you get to see them flex that muscle like.
• 44:26
  Speaker 42: TikTok and things of nature, when they are now interfering
• 44:29
  Speaker 42: with our speech and they'll.
• 44:30
  Speaker 10: Get laws passed really quickly, it allows.
• 44:32
  Speaker 42: Literally a foreign country to make decisions in our nation.
• 44:37
  Speaker 42: Lobbying should just not be allowed full stop. So instead
• 44:40
  Speaker 42: they go, oh, we are focusing on it because they're Jewish. No,
• 44:41
  Speaker 42: you're just the only country that's allowed to do it.
• 44:43
  Speaker 42: I would feel the same way of China. If there
• 44:45
  Speaker 42: was a Chinese lobby.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Is China allowed to do it?
• 44:47
  Speaker 10: No, there's no other country that's allowed to do this
• 44:49
  Speaker 10: but Israel. Only AIPAC. There's no other country.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: There's a conflict that's been happening in the Middle East.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: People know about it. between Israel and Palestine and some
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: of the areas over there, the Gaza area they talk about. And,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: and I just think it's, it feels to me, I
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: don't know if I, it just, it feels to me
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: like it's a genocide that's happening while we're alive here
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: in front of our, in front of our lives. And I,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: I don't, sometimes I feel like I should say something.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not a geologist or geographer or anything like that,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: you know? So I don't know a lot of the,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: some of it I do know though. Like I know
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: the basics of the issues over there, but for me,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: it's just like how I feel like you see all
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: these photos of people, just children, women, people, body parts,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: just people like, putting their kids back together. Um, and
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: I just can't believe that we're watching that and that
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: more isn't said about it. Um, and so I'm not
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: saying anyone else needs to say anything, but I think
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I'm just that more isn't said about it by me.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: So I just, uh, I want to be able to
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: speak up about that, that I think we're watching probably like,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: you know, one of the sickest things that's ever happened. And, uh,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: and I'm sorry if I've kind of haven't said about it.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: I've tried to talk about it and learn about it. Um,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: but I don't know, maybe I just want to, I
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: just wanted to say something. I don't even know what
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: to do, you know? And it's crazy because our country
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: is also complicit in, in, you know, it's, uh, in,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: in it and has been for a long time. And, um,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: and it's just kind of interesting because then you just realize, oh, well,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I'm just a, yeah, I'm a member of this country,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: but I'm just, what we want sometimes doesn't matter. you know,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: and you just have to be a member of a
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: place and your government is making other choices. Um, so
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I've, I don't know if I
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: said that correctly or I don't even know exactly what
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I said, but I just, I just have, it just
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: like been making me really sick and I feel like
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I just needed to say something that I think you
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: don't have to think that I'm not asking you to
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: do anything. Um, but I just have to say that.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: So I'm not sitting by, you know, there's that piece
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: inside of me. Like, why, why wouldn't you, can you
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: say something? You know, there's people that can't even speak
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: and you can say something, you know? And so that's
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: how I, I just had to just speak up anyway.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I think maybe it's starting to make it about me
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: there at the end, but yeah. So just praying for
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: those people and just the grief that that is all
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: going to cause. you notice like, what are we doing?
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: What were situations like with children there and providing care
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: to children? Like, what was the realities of that? Like, uh, was,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: were you able to like save any, like keep them
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: from the gore? Like, was there, you know, cause usually,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: you know, a lot of times with, in there's like
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: children's hospitals and there's, you know, there's hospitals and then
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: there's places for kids, right? It's a little bit different
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: and less severe. Um, what was that like there?
• 48:21
  Speaker 32: So there was a kid's hospital, but it wasn't the
• 48:23
  Speaker 32: trauma hospital. So all the kids trauma still came to
• 48:26
  Speaker 32: Nassar hospital. They're right next to each other. And so
• 48:28
  Speaker 32: we were seeing all the kid trauma as well. And
• 48:31
  Speaker 32: the kid trauma was, was different, man. Um, just so
• 48:36
  Speaker 32: difficult to see and experience. It was difficult to process,
• 48:40
  Speaker 32: difficult to treat, um, difficult to talk to the family
• 48:44
  Speaker 32: members with these children. I mean, you were seeing, you're
• 48:46
  Speaker 32: seeing kids as young as one, you know, sometimes you know, infants,
• 48:50
  Speaker 32: but majority of them are like, you know, young boys,
• 48:52
  Speaker 32: young girls, and just why? In the Khan Yunis, there's
• 48:55
  Speaker 32: a tent city, one third of Gaza all live in
• 48:58
  Speaker 32: this place called Mawassi Camp. I'll show you a picture
• 49:00
  Speaker 32: of this. And it's just tents, like you literally just
• 49:03
  Speaker 32: find a plot of land, you put your tent down,
• 49:05
  Speaker 32: and you have like 20 family members living in there.
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so like each one of those is a tent, right?
• 49:09
  Speaker 32: You think- Oh, it's pretty crazy looking? Yeah, it's not
• 49:10
  Speaker 32: like just you and your wife, it's like you and
• 49:12
  Speaker 32: your wife and your family and kids and in-laws.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: So this is kind of the new Gaza here.
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's one-third of Gaza's right here.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: What's the vibes here, man? I know that's a crazy
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: thing to say, like it's a damn nightclub or something.
• 49:27
  Speaker 32: They got a bouncer up front? You know, you see
• 49:32
  Speaker 32: kids playing on trampolines. You see kids being kids. You
• 49:36
  Speaker 32: see fathers kind of you know, sulking, trying to figure
• 49:40
  Speaker 32: out like what to do. You see mothers kind of
• 49:42
  Speaker 32: just hiding in their tents, trying to take care of
• 49:44
  Speaker 32: the little ones. You see grandpas kind of like hanging
• 49:48
  Speaker 32: out with other grandpas. You see what you would expect
• 49:51
  Speaker 32: a normal life to be. And that's what it is.
• 49:54
  Speaker 32: These people are normal civilians just living their life. I just,
• 49:57
  Speaker 32: I fear what's going to happen in the next generation.
• 50:00
  Speaker 32: Like we're going to see some, not only psychological diseases,
• 50:03
  Speaker 32: psychiatric diseases, but also literally physical diseases that's going to
• 50:06
  Speaker 32: come about.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: The more we learn about history and the more we
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: learn about just like the like well America did these
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: things and some of it 9-11 could have been the
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: result of some of that just the more you start
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: to learn that America hasn't always been this perfect partner
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: and this that it just starts to test like okay
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: well what does it mean to be an American to
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: me but then at the same time you need to
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: be an American because you live in a country that's
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: safe and you're able to operate here within the country.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: So it's, I don't know, it just makes it kind
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: of interesting. Does that make sense?
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: No, I get it.
• 50:42
  Speaker 25: What you're exhibiting is a very normal contradiction that a
• 50:47
  Speaker 25: lot of Americans, when faced with the reality of American
• 50:51
  Speaker 25: foreign policy, they come to terms with this. They try
• 50:55
  Speaker 25: to resolve this contradiction where on the one hand, you're saying, well,
• 50:58
  Speaker 25: I'm an American. I like the security blanket that I
• 51:00
  Speaker 25: exist under, right? But also simultaneously, at the Sometimes you're like,
• 51:05
  Speaker 25: but damn, we're doing a lot of fucked up shit.
• 51:07
  Speaker 6: Around the world.
• 51:08
  Speaker 25: I mean, look, people always yell at me and say, oh, Hasan,
• 51:13
  Speaker 25: you only say America bad. But I don't just stop
• 51:16
  Speaker 25: at that. Like, I want America to be good. I
• 51:19
  Speaker 25: think America has an incredible potential. It's the wealthiest nation
• 51:23
  Speaker 25: on the planet. It should be doing so much more
• 51:26
  Speaker 25: to help its own citizens. And so much more to
• 51:31
  Speaker 25: lead the way, pave the way for a new evolution
• 51:33
  Speaker 25: of the way that we look at international relations than
• 51:36
  Speaker 25: the way that we engage with conflict. But the reason
• 51:41
  Speaker 25: why America is the way it is is because I
• 51:43
  Speaker 25: see it as basically 50 corporations in a trench suit.
• 51:47
  Speaker 25: It's a holdover to extract tax revenue from everyday Americans
• 51:54
  Speaker 25: and then give it directly back to corporations in the
• 51:56
  Speaker 25: form of subsidies. without ever regulating them and demanding anything
• 52:00
  Speaker 25: in return.
• 52:02
  Speaker 22: Lincoln, as a young lawyer, not yet 29 years old,
• 52:06
  Speaker 22: 28 years old, addresses the young men's Lyceum in Springfield, Illinois,
• 52:12
  Speaker 22: and they're discussing foreign policy. And he says, whence shall
• 52:16
  Speaker 22: we expect the approach of danger? Shall some transatlantic giant
• 52:20
  Speaker 22: step the earth and crush us at a blow?
• 52:23
  Speaker 16: And then he answers his own question.
• 52:24
  Speaker 22: Never.
• 52:24
  Speaker 20: Never.
• 52:25
  Speaker 22: All the armies of Europe, Asia, and Africa could not
• 52:28
  Speaker 22: by force take a drink in the Ohio River or
• 52:31
  Speaker 22: make a track in the Blue Ridge in a trial
• 52:34
  Speaker 22: of a thousand years. If destruction be our lot, we
• 52:38
  Speaker 22: must ourselves be its author and finisher. We are a
• 52:41
  Speaker 22: nation of free men who will live forever or die
• 52:44
  Speaker 22: by suicide.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 52:45
  Speaker 22: So there's our challenge, right? You want to get self-involved.
• 52:49
  Speaker 22: You want to make your neighbor your enemy. You want
• 52:52
  Speaker 22: to make lots of them. then you are headed towards
• 52:55
  Speaker 22: that self-destruction that Lincoln's talking about. You want to figure
• 52:59
  Speaker 22: out what we share in common, this corny sort of
• 53:02
  Speaker 22: civic virtue, civic energy that comes from the Declaration of Independence,
• 53:08
  Speaker 22: like how you can work together to do it. And,
• 53:11
  Speaker 22: you know, a lot of people who are unbelievable citizens,
• 53:14
  Speaker 22: it's like they go to the school board meeting. They
• 53:17
  Speaker 22: participate in... I live in New England and we have
• 53:21
  Speaker 22: a town meeting and sometimes the biggest decision is whether
• 53:24
  Speaker 22: to buy a new pumper for the fire department.
• 53:26
  Speaker 16: That's a big deal.
• 53:27
  Speaker 6: That's civics. That's dealing with the stuff.
• 53:29
  Speaker 18: And it's also saying, I've got.
• 53:31
  Speaker 22: To vote and I have a responsibility as a citizenship
• 53:35
  Speaker 22: to do it.
• 53:35
  Speaker 18: And then we'll save our country.
• 53:37
  Speaker 22: Then if you like the abstraction of disagreement and violence
• 53:44
  Speaker 22: and all that sort of stuff, we're suddenly... just because
• 53:46
  Speaker 22: your feed tells you one thing that somebody's an enemy,
• 53:50
  Speaker 22: then you're lost. But if you look across the room
• 53:52
  Speaker 22: and you say, you know, I don't share in common
• 53:55
  Speaker 22: that much with somebody who comes from Louisiana and lives
• 53:58
  Speaker 22: in Tennessee. I was born in Brooklyn and grew up
• 54:02
  Speaker 22: in Delaware and Michigan and now I've lived in New
• 54:04
  Speaker 22: England for the last, you know, 54 years. What will
• 54:09
  Speaker 22: we have in common? We share a love of those ideas.
• 54:12
  Speaker 22: We share a love of that process, the pursuit process.
• 54:15
  Speaker 12: Of happiness.
• 54:16
  Speaker 20: God.
• 54:17
  Speaker 8: See, the thing is, man, if Trump succeeds at the
• 54:22
  Speaker 8: reshoring effort- With the tariffs.
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's part of it.
• 54:26
  Speaker 8: But if in general, he gets manufacturing reinvigorated in this country,
• 54:33
  Speaker 8: then there's going to be a challenge that a lot
• 54:36
  Speaker 8: of people aren't talking about, which is labor.
• 54:39
  Speaker 23: Right.
• 54:40
  Speaker 8: So there's, in January, there were 482,000 open positions in
• 54:47
  Speaker 8: manufacturing in this country, right? 480,000 open positions. If he
• 54:53
  Speaker 8: gets his way and this all gets reinvigorated, you're talking
• 54:57
  Speaker 8: about two or three million new jobs. But there's no
• 55:02
  Speaker 8: workforce sitting there going, this is what I want to do.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Or prepare to do it.
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: So there's a skills gap for sure.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 55:09
  Speaker 8: But there's also a will gap.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 55:13
  Speaker 8: Donald Trump is going down a road and if he succeeds,
• 55:18
  Speaker 8: he's going to create millions of manufacturing jobs in a
• 55:23
  Speaker 8: country that currently has nearly 500,000 manufacturing jobs open because
• 55:30
  Speaker 8: the people who run those factories can't find people who
• 55:35
  Speaker 8: want to do the work. So it's not enough to
• 55:38
  Speaker 8: create the jobs. And look, a lot of your listeners
• 55:42
  Speaker 8: are probably thinking, well, make the pay better. Make it
• 55:46
  Speaker 8: more interesting. Make it more palatable. And then we can
• 55:48
  Speaker 8: have that conversation for sure. But the bigger issue still
• 55:52
  Speaker 8: is there's no enthusiasm for the work. We took shop
• 55:55
  Speaker 8: class out of high school. We robbed kids of the
• 55:58
  Speaker 8: opportunity to even see what that kind of work even
• 56:01
  Speaker 8: looks like. Meanwhile, we told a whole generation of kids
• 56:05
  Speaker 8: they were freaking screwed. if they didn't get a four-year degree.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Thomas Mastey, thanks for coming in, man.
• 56:12
  Speaker 18: Absolutely.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Good to see you, dude.
• 56:13
  Speaker 12: Good to be here.
• 56:14
  Speaker 18: Just had to cross the state border to get here.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I see from Kentucky. And you drove,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: like you just took me into your home, in your
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: camper home vehicle.
• 56:25
  Speaker 43: It's a F-250 with a truck camper. And I lived
• 56:29
  Speaker 43: for two solid years in it in D.C., still occasionally do.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: And where would you park that thing at?
• 56:35
  Speaker 43: Well, I don't want to disclose where I park, but
• 56:37
  Speaker 43: I did get in trouble. I parked the truck camper.
• 56:41
  Speaker 43: It's a super duty. Even though it fits in the
• 56:44
  Speaker 43: back of a pickup, it's got a shower, bathroom, stove,
• 56:46
  Speaker 43: and a fridge.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, it felt super when I was in there. That
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: living arrangement in there, I could have definitely cozied up.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: It felt very cool. The milk felt cold in there.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: We had a little cup of milk, which is definitely
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: raw milk. Yeah, I'm sure. Hopefully.
• 56:59
  Speaker 18: Don't tell anybody across state lines with that.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: It's holiday time, and that means sitting down and eating
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: and watching loved ones eat, sometimes it can get a
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: little chaotic. I remember my aunt, we went to her
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: house one year and she'd made a cornbread dressing type
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: of deal and had not cooked it, hadn't cooked it,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: forgot she hadn't cooked it and just put it out
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: with the other stuff and everybody ate it. And it
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: was just, people thought it was just like a weird
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: soup or something and it was horrible, but that's life.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: You know, Holiday meals aren't about perfect food. They're just
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: about really getting together. And Good Ranchers helps do that
• 57:41
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• 57:47
  Speaker 1: It's the chicken nuggets that they have, the no seed oils.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: They do it. It's good for you. And it's made
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: right here in America. A lot of these companies say
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: we're made in America and they're living a lie, but
• 57:58
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  Speaker 6: Plenty of time to break the law in jail though.
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  Speaker 1: $ 10, 000 per discharge.
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  Speaker 20: Yeah.
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  Speaker 44: I mean, I'm assuming, yeah. Does this, I don't, I
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  Speaker 44: don't know how much I want to talk about this
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  Speaker 44: in detail with you.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Look, I'm going to say, you don't get pregnant on
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  Speaker 33: I was so lucky because you used to do a
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  Speaker 33: little sniffy jiffy.
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  Speaker 1: I heard.
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  Speaker 12: And, uh, It is fun.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 33: There are negatives, but we always start with the positives,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 33: especially about that. If I could afford more when I
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 33: was parking cars and being a busboy, I would have
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 33: definitely gone crazy. I could not, thank God. I could
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 33: do a quarter gram in a weekend. Then I just,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 33: I could only afford 25 bucks.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 16: That was it.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 33: And even that wasn't money well spent, but don't get
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 33: all excited. You're getting a boner.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 12: It is exciting.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 33: I mean, talking about it, doing it, it was fun.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 33: It was hard to just quit it, but it's just,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 33: I just watch and you go, no way to have
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 33: a career. There's no way to have anything good with
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 33: all this pressure and shit you got to do. And
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 33: people like to rat you out and people like to say,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 33: this guy, you know, he's a little power flower now
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 33: and then. So if they start getting that word out there,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 33: I luckily never got that word. I didn't do any
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 33: of the whole SNL. And that's the funniest part is
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 33: that I did dabble a little bit before that just
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 33: because I was in fucking showbiz.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: And you're from Arizona, you're from Scottsdale.
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  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 16: Snot still.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, it doesn't mean– it wasn't really the.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 33: Cocaine capital of the world. But I was in the
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 33: comedy biz and a couple of guys had it and
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 33: I was like– I would partake just for fun.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: Obviously.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 33: And then– Oh, yeah, brother. But one time I did
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 33: a lot and I was like– Yeah. I feel like
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 33: I should go to the hospital.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: You know? I keep saying. And you'll walk over there.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: That's the craziest is– No, I fucking sprinted. Yeah.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 33: No, because the funny thing is you just turn into JonBenet.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 33: One bump and I'm like, oh, I'm a Yankee Doodle
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 33: Dandy and I'm feeling great. And then I made my
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 33: friend drive me. And I got there and he's like,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 33: and it was freezing and I was shaking and tight.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 33: And he goes, you got to go in there. And
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 33: he goes, but they're going to ask. Because I didn't
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 33: stand up for about a year.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 33: And they go, they're going to ask and.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 16: They're going to have to call the police.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 6: I go, no, no, no.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 16: Extra scared.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 33: And he cranks the heater on in the car and
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 33: I'm starting to fucking sweat. But this is a good
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 33: friend because he was there with me for three hours.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 33: He goes, I'll let you, you should go in there
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 33: in a second, but just tell me more. And I was,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 33: I was calming down.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 16: This was the trick.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't know this.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 33: And my heart was going from like 3000 over 2000
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 33: to like started to get back to normal. And then
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 33: it got light out. And then I go, let's go.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 16: Oh, so gross.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 33: And then I go, I'll never do it again. Four
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 33: days later, hey, dude, I'm fucking Jenkins. What a great guy.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 39: There's me, and they make me jump.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: That's why people gravitate to you, because there's nobody like you.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Well, thanks, man. I feel the same about you. I
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: feel like everybody does.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: And you have a statue of me at your house, so,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 6: So, yeah.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Thank you, man. Thank you for letting them even do
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: that statue. What was that whole deal like with them,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: with Michaels? That's where I got mine at, was at Michaels. Right.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a collab or what was it?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 20: No.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 6: No, they just.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: Robbed my image and likeness.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Because they could. That's enough, man.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Because they were doing it.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: For religious purposes.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: I allowed it to be.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 30: Well, thank you.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 18: We wish you a black Christmas.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Hey, man, look, I'd be honored to have one. I'd
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: be honored to have one. Yeah, man, because, yeah, when
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: I met that guy there, he said, we got two left, man,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: you know, and there was 201 of them was marked
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: down because they had a chip in it. But it's still, man,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: it's an honor. I keep it up in my house
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: year round. And people walk in and they're like, no way,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: that's Cat William right there.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: And it's beautiful, man.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. This was in Covington, Louisiana.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: But yeah, they had- About 13 miles from Slidell.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. Wow. Map Williams in the building, baby.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: And that's when I realized- Don't make me go gert.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Everybody's- Dude, what about being the first gay dude ever?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: It must have been crazy. Because imagine, everybody's straight, right?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: And you wake up or something happens. You get hit
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: by lightning or whatever. And suddenly, you're gay. And you're like, oh,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: my God. Like, you're just talking to your buddy who
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: you've talked to every day for years. And you're just, like, thinking, like,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: I'm going to stuff his fucking face with some wiener.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: And you're like, what? And then you, like, imagine that.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Because then you have to take some other guy aside
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: or somebody aside. and be like, hey, this is going
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: to seem totally crazy to you guys, but I keep
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: thinking about coming on Jacob or whatever, you know? And
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: people were like, what?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that does sound crazy. Don't tell anyone that. Don't
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 6: tell anyone that. You're the only one that thinks that.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: And the guy trying to jerk me off in the
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: back of a bus in Vietnam.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 16: You did?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And the guy was gay? I don't fucking know
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: what their, I don't know what their culture is.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 16: That's a big sign, usually.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Dude, they're starving over there. They could have been ordering soup. Dude,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: any joke that ends in soup, Jewish people love it
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: for some reason.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 6: I'm listening.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: It's a little cold. I'll eat half and send it back,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: but I like that joke. I'll eat half that joke
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: and send it back. Hold on.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: Almost done? There's our hair in there.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: That's the biggest problem with Jews going bald. They can't
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: send soup back.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: And I was just calling to ask. Well, I'm secretly gay.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, secretly gay, the fella said.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 16: Let's hear more.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 45: I haven't told a lot of people.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: And I want to figure out how I can tell
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: my mom.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 30: And I thought I could get.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: Some advice on here.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, brother. Yeah, thank you for calling, dude. Um. And
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: congratulations on your gay ship or whatever. It's called gaydom
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Being gay. I mean, there's different ways you
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: could go about it. You could do something, you know,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: kind of fun. You could do this like a knock, knock.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Who's there? I'm gay. You know, that old trick or whatever.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Or you could get a deck of cards, right? You
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: could write, I'm a gay son on each one. Put
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: them like that. have her pick one out say pick
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: one out and read it and bam you don't even
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: say nothing she says it and then you could be
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: like what the fuck do you mean you know you
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: could uh roll switch or whatever so that's it you
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: know that's reverse psychology dude so that's something that's crazy.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 46: Me and big x we almost did a song um
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 46: but i don't know i didn't i actually sent him
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 46: a song and he didn't finish it so i don't
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 46: know that's on him um I guess I don't.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 6: Know what he was doing.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: He was in jail.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: Did he?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 12: For what? Not a long time.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: Not long enough.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 12: I went to jail.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Too, man. Hey, if you're behind bars, write a couple.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: You're on a pretty famous text chain with other SEC coaches.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: This is alleged.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Kirby Smart, Sarkeesian. What are the vibes on the chain,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: I feel like? Like, what is it like on there?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: I feel like I keep it together.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 16: Like, I keep the group together because, like, one will
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 16: beat the other or they'll say something and they kind of, like,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 16: get mad at each other and then they won't, like,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 16: text for a week. If, like, you beat him, then
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 16: he doesn't text for a week or if they're playing
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 16: each other that week, they certainly aren't going to say anything.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 16: And I'm like, guys.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: And by you beat him, it means you, when you
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: guys beat Georgia last year, but go on. I feel it.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 16: But then I just say something that night, you know, like,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 16: Hey man, like you'll probably get us next year. You know,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 16: like they don't like, they don't think that's funny. You know,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 16: like then one of them side texts me like, Hey man,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 16: you shouldn't have said that Kirby's pissed off. You know?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 16: And I'm like, dude, it's just a game. Relax. We're buddies.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Do you guys vote on how another coach gets into
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: the text chain?
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 6: What is the. Yeah.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 16: There's been conversations about that.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 22: Really?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 16: Um, I just kind of, I actually have a, they
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 16: may not know this. We're giving a lot of information
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 16: out today. Appreciate you coming. So, you know, kind of
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 16: give you some special insight. I have multiple ones. So
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 16: sometimes I'll say something, that guy's not in it. And
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 16: that guy's, you know, then this guy's in it. And
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 16: so like, I kind of make sure I know who's
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 16: in them, you know, when I say certain things. And then,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 16: you know, every once in a while, I've got somebody
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 16: who does something. And then I move them out of
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 16: the chat.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 6: No. Yeah.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, it's happened, you know? Jimbo Fisher removed from chat.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: R.I.P.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 16: And then they'll, like, put him back in. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 16: And they're, like, typical coaches. They don't know how to
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 16: remove somebody or add somebody.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 16: So it's, like, pretty cool that I can do it,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 16: and they're like, how do you do that? Yeah.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Lane's one of them tech wizards.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, coaches are a little behind time. That's a
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 16: big deal to be able to remove somebody from chat. Like, whoa,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 16: he must really, like, have somebody teaching him this stuff.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, the Scots, man.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 14: They're fascinating.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: They're just fascinating. You'd almost, like, I wouldn't be surprised
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: if you was in the US, you know, or you're
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: in a zoo and they had a couple in there somewhere. Like,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: you know, they're taken care of and everything.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 28: Drinking sort of like.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: They're healthy in there.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 12: Yelling at you.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 28: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 12: Screaming at the fences and stuff like that.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 47: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 12: Sounds like us.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: We're singing like a good, do they have like a
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: lot of good like Scottish songs and stuff?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 28: Oh, flower of Scotland, when will we see your lake again?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 28: And what in doubt for your wee bettling glim that
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 28: stood against him? Proud Edwards army and sent him homeward
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 28: to thank again.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 23: Come on, Scotland.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 28: Yeah, yeah, that's us. That's a good one that we've got.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 28: We've also got, what's your name? Ali Bali, Ali Bali
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 28: be sitting on your mommy's knee.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: That's a good one.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 18: I don't know when it goes after that.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Well, that one ends in the courts, I think. It
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: sounds like a domestic dispute.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 15: As soon as I tell people I grew up in
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 15: South Carolina, they're always like, oh, Must have been so racist,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 15: all this stuff. And, of course, there's moments where it
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 15: wasn't nice and whatever.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Like people calling you almost n-word or something like that?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 6: Oh, n-word.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: Not almost.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Well, those people are nearsighted or whatever.
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  Speaker 18: I don't know.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 15: But there was also, I feel like, you know, there
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 15: was a time I was writing something and I asked
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 15: my parents to just tell me, like, I didn't want
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 15: to write. stuff about people being racist to people. I
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 15: wanted to write something positive. So I was like, tell
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 15: me things you remember that were positive, like experiences you had,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 15: you know, being someone, because, you know, my parents were
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 15: there in the 80s.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was different for sure.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 15: They don't, people there didn't even know what Indian people were.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 15: They didn't see them in the culture. They didn't see nothing.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 15: They didn't understand.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: It looks like a black person that they didn't finish
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: the job on or whatever. Kind of. No judgment.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 15: Let's just make sure that quote is attributed to you.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: You have a new show that definitely sparked me up.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: It's Animals on Drugs.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 6: That's right.
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  Speaker 18: We were texting when I was in Columbia.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: That's right.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 18: Yeah, it's on HBO Max as of yesterday, I think.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 30: Oh, yeah, dude.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: I was just like, dude, send me a GIF from
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: Columbia so I can snort it, brother. But take me
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: through this show, Animals on Drugs, because, you know, they
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: had like the cocaine bear.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 22: Uh-huh.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 6: Cocaine bear, the movie. Cocaine bear.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: And then they have, I was trying to think of some, oh,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Cracoons would be good.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 6: Cracoons. How did I not think of that as a title?
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 6: Come on. Cracoons.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Bro, what is, bro, what's in my- That's a no-brainer.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: What's that in your recycling bin?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: You see a little bit of smoke coming up from
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: the recycling bin?
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the bin's vibrating.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 12: Poof.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: Cracoons.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 6: He's like.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 6: Smiling.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 16: Cracoons.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 6: You went turkey hunting with Mike Waddell, I heard.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I did. Yeah, I went down there. And
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: it was fun, but it's like.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Some of the tur... It's like... They
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: just seem like an unwell bird.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 6: What do you mean? Turkeys. Unwell in what way?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: They just don't seem like they're... Like a top... Like...
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say like they... I don't want
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: to say uneducated. They just seem like they got picked
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: last for gym, kind of.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 6: Dude, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah. About a turkey?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you look at a turkey, they just seem
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: like they can't do... They just are... Yeah, they just...
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know. They weren't doing a lot.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 48: Dude, it's a big-ass bird. His head changes colors from
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 48: red to white to blue. He tastes good. Yeah, he's
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 48: basically the Toby.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: Keith of turkeys.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 6: They fucking walk around the woods making insane noises.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 6: But I mean, like, it's an omnivore. It can eat
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 6: all kinds of stuff.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: Well, now you're selling me on it. Yeah. What else?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 6: Name a better bird.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 48: It's like, you could be, oh, a bald eagle. He
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 48: eats a bunch of rotten fish from the side. Like
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 48: a turkey, that's America's bird, dude. Are you familiar with
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 48: a gentleman named Ben Franklin?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 22: Okay.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 48: Did you know that Franklin didn't like the bald eagle
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 48: as a national bird because it was a scavenger? And
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 48: he threw out some, it's debated how honest you, it's
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 48: debated if he was trying to be a smart ass
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 48: or not. Ben Franklin said America ought to go with
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 48: the wild turkey because at least it's.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 6: A vein bird.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: What does vein bird mean?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 6: It's beautiful. He puffs his feather. The male puffs his
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: feathers all out. Yeah. He's got a snood.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 48: He's got like a– imagine like a packer on your–
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 48: laid across your face.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 6: Okay. That changes all the time. It gets erect. It
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 6: goes limp.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Turkey has that?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 48: It's like to just– to like come in and like
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 48: start disparaging a turkey right off the top of the bat.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 6: You don't know me.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: I'm just– okay. I'm just saying.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 6: It's like very– it's like it's disrespectful.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 48: That is the best– That's the best bird in our country.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 41: It's so scary also to think about. I always do
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 41: this too many times. To think about truly how many
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 41: animals there are if all this food is being given
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 41: to people.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: It's so scary to think about. What are you saying?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 9: How many chickens are murdered, not murdered, but killed a day?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 6: So many.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think about this recently.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 41: If I order an order of wings at a bar
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 41: and there's 10 wings in there, does that technically mean
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 41: that I'm having five chickens?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 9: Like two wings of chickens?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: I think there are some chickens that have more than
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: two legs. 206 million a day. Globally, probably 206 million
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: chickens are killed for food each day. It's a wild stat. What?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: It's a wild stat. Holy shit, dude. Since we started
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: talking about this, 140,000 chickens just died.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 22: Oh.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: That's wild. That's the original Gaza right there, dude. That's crazy.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: I can't believe they're doing that. What else we got? Oh,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: in two separate recent WNBA games, they've been plagued with
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: a new problem. Unruly spectators throwing sex toys onto the court. Hmm.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 12: Oh, God.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 6: I saw a picture.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, it is kind of wild, I guess, too.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: But first of all, I'd embrace it if I'm the WNBA, right?
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: I would shoot those things out of a T-shirt candidate
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: during Pride Month or whatever.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 22: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 18: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 21: I mean, if things get wild and people start tuning in,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 21: that's great.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: It's good money, you know?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 7: You don't want people to get hurt.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 21: And I guess that's disrespectful, but it's like, yeah, turn
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 21: the negative around.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's put a positive spin on it. I mean,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: that lady was excited. You know what I'm saying? And
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's AI. It could be AI.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: I just saw a woman, they have a woman that
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: has two Kudas, actually. I saw she's on TikTok the
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: other day. There's a woman.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 20: What?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: Now are you- Now I'm talking about the anatomy. Now
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: I'm changing it. You want to hear a- Okay.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 36: Yeah, go.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: There is a woman who has two vaginas that's on TikTok.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: She sent a DM the other day to me.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 49: How many DMs did she send? One for me. Dude, dude.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 49: She sent replica DMs. That's insane, bro.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 9: So can I tell you a story?
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 49: So I'm at my boy's wedding. And he's from Ohio.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 49: We're at the reception now, the after reception.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: We're all just hanging out in the hotel room.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 49: And the one dude's like, yo, do you remember that
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 49: girl went to high school with two vaginas?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 12: And he's like, dude, you're talking about Cheryl?
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: And then his other buddy's like, yo, Double Barrel Cheryl?
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 49: And I just thought that was the funniest fucking nickname
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 49: I've ever heard in my life. Double Barrel Cheryl. I
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 49: was like, that's gotta go in some American Pie type movie.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 49: Just double barrel Cheryl. So as soon as you started
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 49: talking about that, I was like, oh, I have one.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 49: Put her in a museum, But she used to, apparently
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 49: she used to say like, this one's for my boyfriend.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 49: I'm saving this one for my husband.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 22: Oh.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 20: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: That's kind of beautiful.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 16: Right.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: Cause I would just, I would, if I had both,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: I would, dude, You'd blow them both in the first week.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 16: Yeah, exactly. Exactly, dude.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: No, I'd be like, I'm saving this one for after
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: dinner or whatever. I would definitely, dude. Bro, you telling
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: me I would love a hug from somebody's grandmother? God.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: Those hugs are just the way you land in them.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: It's like being at a spa. You get a young
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: hug from one of these young bitches. Some of them
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: are strong and shit. They got, you know, some chick
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: hugged me that day. She had a couple damn dumbbells
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: in her hand, two barbells, three and a half pounders.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck is this? But you
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: get a hug from a grandmother. She got them damn
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: catcher's mitts full of love. She got two of them bitches, baby.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: And their arms go right into the tits. They ain't
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: even a difference, bro. That's just a big bicep, tit, tit-cep, bicep-tit.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: That's just a damn fucking, that's a fucking love seat.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: She got them two arms like a damn front-end loader.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: That bitch will hug you.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 16: God!
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: It's hard to know if you, it would seem like
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: you seem like a guy who likes being in Hollywood
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: or doesn't like being in Hollywood, I guess.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: There's things I really like about it and things I
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: really don't like, right? And I wish they didn't have
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: to be together, but they are, right? Like, it's kind
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: of life. You gotta take the good with the bad.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Because they always get pictures of you where you seem
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: like you're like the dwarf that is kind of like
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: the backup dwarf, you know, like you're on the side,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: you're smoky, you're like, what is that guy?
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 6: I didn't, I don't know that character.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: Is he pissed?
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: He's an understudy.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 6: He's the understudy dwarf.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 20: Okay.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 6: And not dwarf.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: Like you're a regular heighted guy, but it's like, but
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't have said dwarf. I shouldn't say anything, but
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: it was like, um, I don't know. They all, and
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: it's like, they only put this chronology out of you
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: and that makes you seem like you're kind of bummed.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 6: Well, here's the thing.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: Um, if the only time, like, when somebody's taking a
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: picture of me, I'm bummed. Because usually I'm with my kids,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to go somewhere, and then there's four guys
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: who are like, and I'm like, hey man, can you
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: give me some time? I'm trying to be with my kids.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: Do you mind?
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: So the look on your face is kind of like,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: and then they go away, not taking the picture, you
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: go inside and you're having a good time.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 6: But it's this selective experience.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: Of like, take a picture of somebody every time they're
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: feeling irritated they're gonna look irritated.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: Especially if you're the one irritating them yeah it's like.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 12: I'll come piss you off and then take your picture
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 12: and then put and then be like.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: Look how pissed off right that's exactly what that's exactly
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: what that whole system is really right but and it's.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: Like useful because that's why like you know i'm sure
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: you've seen on all the stuff like the you know
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: that's kind of the idea is like follow somebody around,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: antagonize them, and then hopefully they'll have like a nervous
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: breakdown and go crazy on you and then your video
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: will be worth more money.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 14: You know?
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's such a, that whole thing gets really black mirror-ish, man.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 50: I'm like you, I'm super critical on myself. If I
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 50: don't honor the commitments I made to myself, I'm a bitch.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely. And here's the crazy thing I would do, Kevin.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: I would go for a run one day or do something,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: and then I'd be like, we grinding every day. I'm
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: going to go run a million miles. Next week, I'm
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: running seven miles. And then the next day, I wouldn't
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: even go for a run, but I'd have built up
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: all of this steam in my head like I was
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: in the Olympics. And so then I'd let myself go.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: my aspirations were so diabolical and ridiculous that, but when
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: I let myself down, I would let myself fall from
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: the heights of my aspirations, not even from, you just
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: took one run.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 6: Not even from where you was at.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, you just took one run, but you just won
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: neighborhood over. And you got yourself at the Olympic trials
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: in Atlanta. But the shame I would feel would be
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: the fall from the Olympic trials, and I only fucking went, damn,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: probably 1,100 feet.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 50: That's why everybody that tell me they want to get
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 50: into fitness, They'd be like, what you think I should
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 50: do first? I'd say baby steps. Baby steps. Take baby steps.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 50: If you walk in the gym and walk out, you
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 50: still showed up. You did something that you wouldn't have
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 50: done yesterday. Maybe this time you might get on a
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 50: treadmill and walk for maybe two or three minutes.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 6: I don't know. Who knows?
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 50: Start drinking more water. Baby steps. Like everything is baby steps.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would never even give myself the grace of like,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: let me have those babies, you know?
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 6: And you know something else I used to do?
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: Hmm?
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 50: I used to compare myself to people that was taking steroids.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 6: And all of that.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 16: And I'm like, I want my body to look like this.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 16: And I'm like, yeah.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 50: And I used to watch them dudes say stuff like,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 50: if you ain't got no six pack, you fat, homie.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 6: And I was like, damn, I'm fat. So I had
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 6: unrealistic expectations. I'm just like you. And then I started
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 6: giving myself grace. And I'm like, yeah.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 50: I didn't even come in it to look like that.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 50: I just wanted my clothes to be able to feel good.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I just didn't want to be titty man anymore.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. He didn't want to have them nice titties
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: on him, boy.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 6: Man, breastises.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 50: I just didn't want to be titty man anymore. And
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 50: then you start comparing yourself to other people and you lose.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 50: We lose ourselves in what we really wanted. What was
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 50: our goal? I just wanted a bedroom body.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: That's it. That's it.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 49: That's it.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 6: That's all.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 18: When you get up really, really crazy high in life.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: You're too high.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 51: Your Madison square garden and all this kind of crazy
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 51: shit that I was doing.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 6: It's like the fall will kill you.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: And, uh, cause it's not a human height.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 6: It's not human.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 51: And there's no oxygen up there and there's no drag
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 51: on your wings and it's lonely and it doesn't have it.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 51: It's not affected by your feelings anymore. It's just this
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 51: other thing. But when I went back to work and
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 51: I was like, I'm doing clubs again, how's that going
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 51: to feel? And I'm sitting in the funny bone in St.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 51: Louis and the Coke, the machine that sends Coke to
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 51: the bar is next to my head. And I'm sitting
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 51: there and there's the smell of chicken wings and pizza.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 51: And I'm doing retail comedy when, you know, I was
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 51: happy as fuck. I was so happy to be telling
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 51: the jokes to people whose faces I could see and
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 51: whose admission prices is they're giving that to me as a,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 51: as a gift and they're going home happy. And I
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 51: got back to that level of comedy and it was
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 51: really beautiful. That's where I live now. I mean, I
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 51: do the theaters cause I'm still a fucking pig. I
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 51: still want, I still.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: Like it, but some of them are nice too.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 6: Some of them are nice. The Ryman in Nashville. Beautiful.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: I'm excited to come over there. I think even this
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: year has been tough for me. It's just like, yeah,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: I just feel like work's gotten busy and it just
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: makes me scared kind of a little bit. And it's like,
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: you know, and then popularity makes you scared and that's
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: kind of scary. And then you're just like looking at
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: yourself and you're just like, what am I even, you,
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: you're like, I can't even feel like I can't even,
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: the controls feel far from my hand sometimes. Not, not
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: like I'm doing crazy stuff or anything, but just like,
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: you know, I just, I don't know.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 51: No, it's, it is scary and it should be. That's
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 51: the thing is it's like another electricity. You got to
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 51: respect it. It's not, it's not small, a small thing
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 51: being famous. And it can go bad and it's, it's
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 51: your fault because you got into it.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 6: But that's, I don't know.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 51: It's also a human thing to want to share your
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 51: work and want to be out there, you know, but once, when,
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 51: when it goes bad, you get in this predicament of like,
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 51: I want to go to each person's house and tell
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 51: them what really happened and what, you know, the little
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 51: things that are, that aren't in the way that's, you know,
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 51: and that's just never going to happen.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 51: And at this point with all, to me, I just
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 51: want to get, I just, I just want to live.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: If you had to share something with somebody who had
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: lost a sibling or who had dealt with, you know,
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: some grief from loss, something that you've learned because, I mean,
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: you're like almost the Neil Armstrong of loss. I mean,
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: you've endured a lot in your life, you know, and
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: watched other loved ones endure a lot, you know. What
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: have you kind of learned that you feel like you
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: could share, if anything?
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 20: Well, thank you for giving that opportunity because that's what
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 20: I want to do is to try to make it
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 20: positive for somebody, buddy. But, you know, it's tough because
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 20: I want to tell people, like, when somebody dies, it's
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 20: going to get better, but it doesn't get better, man.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 20: You don't even get used to it. It's just keep
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 20: tolerating it, and you just somehow it gets a little
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 20: better someday. But there's no good word to say to them,
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 20: but when somebody's really busted up, you know, and when
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 20: you overcome that and are able to— And maintain through that, well,
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 20: then it's now you've achieved through a struggle. You've achieved
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 20: over an obstruction. You've gone over a hurdle, you know,
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 20: and it's like now you can say you won. Now
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 20: you can say you won something because without a fight,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 20: there can't be a winner. There can't be a champion.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 20: There can't be a success unless there's that adversity, you know.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 20: And so God wouldn't put you through that unless you're
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 20: going to benefit. Theo, you've got a great mind. You're
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 20: an intelligent guy.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, thanks, man.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 20: Life is knocking on your door too, my friend.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: You too. I feel like you and me are probably
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: pretty similar in some ways. You feel that?
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 9: Sure do.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: I do too. No, David, that leads exactly to kind
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: of what I was thinking about. My next question is
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: how does our quality of life affect our beliefs about
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: death or the afterlife?
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 7: Well, you know, I think this is something where neuroscience
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 7: actually has something to offer.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 20: Right?
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 7: So when I first started studying the brain— you know,
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 7: 40 plus years ago. I was taught, well, the brain
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 7: just kind of sits there and it waits to react
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 7: to something. Something comes in your senses, you hear something,
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 7: you see something, your brain does something, and then you
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 7: move your muscles and you respond to it.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 6: And that's what it is.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 7: The brain's kind of sitting there waiting for something to happen.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 7: It's a reactive organ. Like a two-stroke motor or something. And, well,
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 7: even not like a two-stroke motor that isn't even started yet.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 7: It's waiting for someone to pull the ripcord, right, for
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 7: it to start up. And What we now know, the
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 7: modern conception of the brain is that when you're just
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 7: sitting there spacing out, your brain is really busy and
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 7: it is a prediction machine. Your brain is trying to
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 7: figure out what's going to happen next in the near term.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 7: What does that mean? It means that our brain is
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 7: wired to presume that there will always be a near term,
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 7: that there will be a future.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 7: And so, you know, I got diagnosed with terminal cancer.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 7: I was told four years ago that I had six
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 7: to 18 months to live. And, you know, while, I mean,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 7: of course, that was really upsetting and I was freaking
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 7: the fuck out about it. In addition, you know, I
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 7: could do practical stuff. Oh, I better write my will.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 7: I better have this conversation with my kids. I better,
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 7: you know, make sure this is done in the house.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 7: And like these letters are written for my students, you know,
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 7: so then to go on the next part of their career,
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 7: like all that practical stuff.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 6: Right, exactly.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 7: And, but in terms of actually deeply engaging with myself,
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 7: not being there anymore with my own demise, I felt
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 7: like I was skittering across the ice. I couldn't really
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 7: dig in and grab it. I couldn't really think about
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 7: what it's like for me not to be there anymore.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 7: And I thought, well, is this a personal failing? Do
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 7: I just suck?
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 14: And I thought, well, maybe, but— I.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 6: Mean, I do.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: We all do.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 7: But, you know, what I'm thinking fundamentally is that this
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 7: is not something that we as humans are designed to do.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 7: Our brains are hardwired to predict the near future, which
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 7: presumes that there will be a near future.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 16: Right?
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 7: And so if you extrapolate this.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 12: A little bit.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: And what does extrapolate mean? Just so people know.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 30: I'm sorry.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 7: If you kind of move on to the next step.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 7: Of what this means for faith. If you go around
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 7: the world, nearly every, not absolutely every, but nearly every
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 7: religion in the world has an afterlife or reincarnation story.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 7: Very few religions, Judaism is one, you're dead, and there
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 7: isn't actually a story about what happens after you're dead.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 7: But almost every other one does.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 12: Or the big invoice.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 14: You go to heaven.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 7: You meld with the divine. You're reincarnated. But there's something
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 7: that happens. These stories are exceedingly popular all over the
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 7: world in all cultures. Well, I think that the reason
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 7: they are is because of this brain bug we have.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 7: We can't imagine ourselves dead because our brains are hardwired
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 7: to predict the future. And that's why we have these
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 7: afterlife and reincarnation stories in faiths.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 9: All over the world.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 7: And so I have total sympathy for these, not just
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 7: because I'm diagnosed with terminal cancer, because I see them
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 7: as something deep and fundamental to what it is to
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 7: be human and something that binds us all.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: Have you ever met someone and you were like, I
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: could play that person? Like, is that, cause that would
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: be like, kind of like, I feel like if I
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: were an actor, that would be like my power. Like
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: you would corner somebody, you know, in a room of
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: a fucking party and be like, I could play you
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: in a heartbeat.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 14: Huh.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: You know? Does that happen with the good actors? I
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: don't know. You have to ask good actors.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 45: I think, I remember when I was young, I remember
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 45: doing this movie and one of the other actors was
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 45: talking to the director and he was like, wouldn't it
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 45: be cool if, you know, Joaquin did, you know, this
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 45: kind of movie, you know, kind of like so-and-so and
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 45: he mentioned this other actor that was like my peer
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 45: who was like the actor, right? And the director was like, yeah,
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 45: but I mean, Joaquin is no so-and-so.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 45: And he was like, and the other actor was like, dude,
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 45: that's so fucked up to say. The other actor was like, oh, no, no,
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 45: I mean that in the best way. Like, you're a
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 45: character actor. He's no Fred Armisen. Character actors, yeah, is
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 45: like kind of code for like, you can't really, like
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 45: you're never going to really get there, but you'll work.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 45: And that fucking pissed me off. But here's the thing,
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 45: but it pissed me off because I was like, No,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 45: I have more, like, that's not, there's more that will
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 45: come out, that will come out of me. And I just,
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 45: but I think I ultimately appreciate it because it made
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 45: me go like, well, how do I find that way?
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 16: Like, how do I find more?
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was just something like, there was something special
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: about that time where it was like, I don't know,
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: the moment meant so much more. You know, there was something,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: there used to be something about the past that the
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: moment you couldn't copy, you couldn't record it. Like, I
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: think that's why those times, you talk about some of
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: this in your book, man, and it's like about time
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: and like, God, like the moment of when I was
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: a kid or sitting there laughing with my friends, like
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: the moment was so much more real because you were
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: never going to get it again.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 52: And you didn't, you couldn't necessarily record it and you
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 52: sure as hell couldn't share it. There's a study on this, man.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 52: I don't know if I'm going to say it's like
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 52: 20 years ago, but 25. The moment, Was the biggest
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 52: dopamine rush. The jump, the cresting of the mountain, the
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 52: pulling off whatever you tried to pull off.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 52: Scientifically measured, the biggest dopamine hit. Cameras and mobile devices
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 52: and stuff come out. It slowly turned to the recording
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 52: of the moment.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 6: The snapshot.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 52: Not the cresting of the hill, but we just recorded it.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 52: The ownership of the moment. The ownership of the moment, right?
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 52: And then what has happened now, and it's been around
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 52: for 25 years, the biggest scientific dopamine hit that we
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 52: get as humans is not the doing of the deed,
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 52: is not the recording of the deed.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: It is when we press share.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 20: Really?
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 52: Now that's a little bit like living in third person,
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 52: like we're all running around going, my rush is not
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 52: when I run for a touchdown. My rush is when
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 52: I see myself on the jumbotron. Running for the touchdown.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 52: And that's a slippery slope, man.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: Well, it's slippery, but it also seems hard to even
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: conceptualize who I am then, you know?
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: Am I myself? Am I just a viewer of myself now?
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's it. We're much more voyeurs now.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 22: Right.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 52: And our identity comes from being objective, trying to look
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 52: at ourself from outside. And now it comes from, well,
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 52: what did you think of what I did and how?
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: And that's the worst. What did you think of what
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: I did?
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 52: And that will be my definition of who I am.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: We've got to watch that. Riley Mal. Yes, sir. What
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: is something that you are kind of grateful for this year,
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: a little thing in the world that, like is there
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: a moment or something in the world that makes you
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: feel some gratitude?
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: I've got a little baby coming along the way.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: God dang! You have a baby coming? I do. Oh
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: my gosh!
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 12: Bro!
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 6: Unreal, dude.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: Congratulations, man. Thank you.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, bro.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: Dude, I remember when you hadn't even come out of
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: your own nuts or whatever.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 6: Remember that?
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 22: Yeah. Wow.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: And now you're like, I'll show them. Wow, dude. I'm
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: going to make this skeet grow up. That's crazy, dude.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: And is it a male or female? Do you know?
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: Have y'all looked at it? It's a male. Amen, brother.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 6: God.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: God has got you, man. We can even pray about
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: it right now. You care if we pray about it
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: for a second?
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: Let's do it, man. God, we just want to thank
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: you today. In times where we're uncertain about things and
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: where it feels like it's tough to get a foothold,
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: that sometimes our sense of purpose wanes based on our society,
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: that you can remind us that there are important things
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: in the world. God, we want to thank you so
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: much for giving Riley.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: A chance to be a father. You know, when I
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: met Riley, he was barely, he hadn't even had any,
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say it fast so it's not because
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: we are in a prayer. He hadn't even had any
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: semen come out of his body. And here he is
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: just serving blast sauce and just having it grow up
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: into something beautiful. And we want to lift this child
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: up to you, God, before it's even here. Uh, and
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: what's the name of the child, Riley?
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 2: Uh, we've haven't announced it yet.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: Okay. God, we want to lift up this unannounced child
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: to you that at this point is still just a
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: batch of semen and egg, um, that, uh, that you may,
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: that you are helping, uh, cultivate, and moisturize. And so
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: we just want to lift that up to you, God,
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: and say thank you for reminding us what is purposeful
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: and that we can find purpose in family.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 6: Amen.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Stephen Wilson, Jr.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 20: Thank you, sir.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 50: One, two, three, four.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 45: One, two, three, four.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 47: Gary these days been lying in his bed man Working
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 47: on the same car going on a decade Scribbles on
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 47: drum mail don't draw attention I never really noticed but
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 47: now that I mention it Ain't a lot of boys
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 47: named Gary these days Born with a cigarette glued to
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 47: their face Fixin' bout anything a hammer can't handle Savin'
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 47: all the money cause a Gary don't gamble Ain't a
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 47: lot of girls goin' by Debbie anymore But they got
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 47: the same nicotine pourin' out their pores Time leaves town
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 47: but the minute hand stays There ain't a lot of
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 47: boys named Gary these days. Gary these days been worried
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 47: about the bad news. There ain't a lot of teenagers
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 47: filling up the church fuse. Barnabas lights don't talk to
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 47: his brother. The people even still say grace before suffering.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 47: There ain't a lot of boys named Gary these days.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 47: Born with a cigarette glued to their face. Picks and
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 47: bound anything a hammer can't handle. Saving all the money
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 47: cause a Gary don't gamble. Ain't a lot of girls
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 47: going by Debbie anymore. But they got the same nicotine
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 47: pouring out their pores. Time leaves town but the minute
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 47: hand stays. There ain't a lot of boys named Gary
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 47: these days Hey, every now and then gets a damn
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 47: thing running Takes it out for a spin for a
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  Speaker 47: sneak and.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 53: Make He believes in God, who believes in a little
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 53: black-eyed piece on the stove on his day.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 47: I had a weird suspicion with the light out on
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 47: the front porch. Hard medication poured down where the drain pours.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 47: He holds his left arm while his parakeet prays. Has
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 47: anybody seen much of Gary these days?
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  Speaker 22: Has anybody seen much of.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 47: Gary these days?
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: No, there ain't a lot of boys. Ain't a lot
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 6: of boys.
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  Speaker 16: Ain't a lot of boys.
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  Speaker 14: There ain't.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 47: Yeah.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 20: Yeah.
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  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.