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Episode 531: I'm On Tour w/ TaTa Sherise · Not That Serious

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  Speaker 1: Usually it is.
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  Speaker 2: It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.
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  Speaker 1: As they stressed you up like that.
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  Speaker 3: Man, I just came from doing the doublehead of Basketball
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  Speaker 3: game coaching playing.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, this guy, who are you trying to prove?
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  Speaker 1: Who do you think you?
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  Speaker 2: Hey man? Thirty seven basketball?
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  Speaker 1: I got it still.
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  Speaker 4: Thirty seven U basketball?
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  Speaker 2: Hey man, I was out there hooping. Man, listen, good
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  Speaker 2: for you, aut lest you can still do it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Yo, you gotta be active. We gotta be active.
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  Speaker 2: I try.
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying to tap in as much as possible right now.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, it's just the attempts. If you're trying to be active,
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  Speaker 3: that's better than not doing anything.
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  Speaker 5: I'll go for a walk.
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  Speaker 4: I've been doing.
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  Speaker 5: That, a little nice walk, especially in the summer.
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  Speaker 4: I'm making on the trail Miill with a weighted best.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's you have equipment we were talking about. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're talking about you know, because I've been.
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  Speaker 6: Because I'll give you I know, because my issue lately
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  Speaker 6: Incline now Incline, all I've be running the people that
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  Speaker 6: are like, yo, you got a little you know, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Been a little way.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, and then like some of my clothes,
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  Speaker 6: larn fitting. I'm like, oh, I bought a scale. I
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  Speaker 6: swear to god, I've always been one hundred and forty pounds.
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  Speaker 6: I'm one seventy thirty pounds.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he's been looking a little thick big.
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  Speaker 2: He said that when the logically, when you had just
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  Speaker 2: a jersey on, I'm like, your shoulders just kind of shoulder.
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  Speaker 5: So you just need to lift weights now because the
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  Speaker 5: weight is good.
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  Speaker 4: I think so so we what forty sound like?
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  Speaker 6: I was skinny as hell, but now you just need
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  Speaker 6: to walk it up and see. I got I gotta
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  Speaker 6: figured out because I mean, if you don't know, I
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  Speaker 6: broke my knee a couple of years ago, So that's
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  Speaker 6: why I started gaining weight because I can't. I'm not
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  Speaker 6: as active as I used to be, But now it's
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  Speaker 6: really starting to like catch upanged.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I've been chunking my whole life, you know.
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  Speaker 2: So does my whole life count?
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  Speaker 1: Since third grade?
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  Speaker 2: That counts?
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  Speaker 1: Hey?
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  Speaker 3: I was looking at old pictures and counter was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: look at skinny mic I was like skinnier Michael, So
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  Speaker 3: you could say you've been chunking your whole life.
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  Speaker 1: I say you were skinnier. I get a sank face.
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  Speaker 2: We said skinny, but then you had to go skinnier
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  Speaker 2: like we had an established thing, and then you had
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  Speaker 2: to throw your little extra key Keenan seasoning on it season.
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  Speaker 1: I like the seasons, well season I'm black right.
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  Speaker 2: Hello everybody, This is not that serious podcast, the greatest
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  Speaker 2: podcast in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Two seasons.
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  Speaker 2: I happen to be one of your hosts. Also Shirper
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  Speaker 2: on this podcasting Spiritual Journey, Michael elsie.
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  Speaker 7: Ken's in the building, Lamar okay, Dr Waffle ak, a
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  Speaker 7: butterscotch player Underwood.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And today, if you haven't heard the nice, lovely giggle
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  Speaker 2: that just took place, we have a guest here today,
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  Speaker 2: the lovely comedian.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, what's up? What's up? What's up? Not so serious?
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  Speaker 5: I like it. I like it.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you?
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  Speaker 1: Going on?
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  Speaker 5: You know, not that serious?
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  Speaker 1: My bad.
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  Speaker 2: Trust you know what my brain My brain twisted when
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  Speaker 2: you said it.
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  Speaker 7: I know, I thought, I guess we just got to
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  Speaker 7: start all.
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  Speaker 1: The whole ship. We're not so serious. You know what
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  Speaker 1: it was?
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  Speaker 5: It was It was the immediate thought. It wasn't the pod.
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  Speaker 5: It was just like, yo, these niggas, they're not.
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  Speaker 1: That this thing from serious, and we haven't even started.
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  Speaker 2: Seriously, hasn't been five minutes. Trust me, it's gonna come.
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  Speaker 1: But how do you feel? How's everything? How's life? What's
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  Speaker 1: going on?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm feeling good overall. You know, life going life, life,
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  Speaker 5: God is life? Things going on. But like I'll say,
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  Speaker 5: career wise, it's a lot of positive things happening for me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, And I can see it. I can see it.
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  Speaker 2: We've seen you, I would say, I've been acquainted with
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  Speaker 2: you more recently, definitely.
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  Speaker 1: The first thing I've.
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  Speaker 2: Seen of you was your clip when you like we
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  Speaker 2: were talking about earlier, the stand up you did in
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  Speaker 2: the room, ye stand up desk in the desk, Yes, hilarious.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah. That was quite different for me because it
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  Speaker 5: was clean comedy and I'm not, you know, a clean comic.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I wouldn't say clean comedy is a struggle
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  Speaker 5: for me. I just have to overly prepare for it
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  Speaker 5: and ways of you know, regular comedy where I get
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  Speaker 5: to just say whatever, I don't have to overly overly
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  Speaker 5: prepare when I just need to run and do five
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  Speaker 5: ten minutes. But they wanted, you know, cleanish more on
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  Speaker 5: the clean side, no cursing, and it was just like
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  Speaker 5: an awkward setup, like you know, it's doing stand up
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  Speaker 5: in the workplace and people pretending to not care or
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  Speaker 5: you know, some people listen. You're trying to crack all
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  Speaker 5: of them while they're working. So it was really fun.
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  Speaker 5: I had a good time doing it.
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  Speaker 2: You did, like when when you did a joke and
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  Speaker 2: they really laying like you thought it was.
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  Speaker 1: My spirit told me, is that y'all laughing inside? That's
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  Speaker 1: how you recover.
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  Speaker 5: That's something that I started. I started doing that. I
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  Speaker 5: started finding these little tricks like to me, that's a
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  Speaker 5: little trick, you know, of getting the audience back. So
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  Speaker 5: once I've discovered my little tricks, I have a few
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  Speaker 5: of them, you know. That's when I started learning how
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  Speaker 5: to flip it so they're on my side again, and
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  Speaker 5: that that is one of them. I feel like, y'all
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  Speaker 5: laughing inside. Yeah, My big my big trick is sarcasm.
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  Speaker 5: When they when I feel like they're not really feeling
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  Speaker 5: me or I'm not getting the reactions that I was,
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  Speaker 5: I just bust out with that sarcasm.
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  Speaker 3: That work now now with that, with that set, I
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  Speaker 3: mean that set up. Did they have you do like
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  Speaker 3: a whole set like was it.
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  Speaker 5: Like a we really did five minutes, and that was
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  Speaker 5: five minutes only, I would say about five to six
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  Speaker 5: minutes because they did do some editing, so about five
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  Speaker 5: to six or seven minutes and they edited it down
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  Speaker 5: for the internet, and they only put like a minute
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  Speaker 5: and a half. Yeah, so we did five five to
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  Speaker 5: six minutes, but that that was much longer. Like sometimes
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  Speaker 5: I wish they have the whole thing, like on YouTube
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  Speaker 5: or something so people can check it out. But I
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  Speaker 5: don't know if they're going to do that. But the series,
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  Speaker 5: that series alone is really growing. Now this are you
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  Speaker 5: familiar with? Now this the people who produce it, they
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  Speaker 5: have a ton of great shows and I've been a
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  Speaker 5: part of a few of them, and every show that
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  Speaker 5: I do with them, I go viral.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, them niggas hiring.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah right, I definitely. I definitely said I think I
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  Speaker 6: saw yours and I put in something for us. I
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  Speaker 6: was like, I don't know what we got to do
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  Speaker 6: or what we can do, but we don't even talk
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  Speaker 6: to them people.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean they want people to have shows there
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  Speaker 5: that they like hearing new concepts for shows because they
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  Speaker 5: pushed the production work behind it. So if you have
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  Speaker 5: a bright idea. You know, but y'all got a good setup.
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  Speaker 5: I ain't gonna say, don't give up on yourselves.
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  Speaker 1: We just were just trying to diversify.
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  Speaker 5: Diversified. Okay, you're trying to be but they didn't say diversified.
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  Speaker 5: They're talking about we just a little bit of white
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  Speaker 5: people trying to get a little bit of a white audience.
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  Speaker 5: Some crackers, it really is. I hold your charcotery board.
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  Speaker 5: Is is incomplete without some crackers. But you see how
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  Speaker 5: they don't give you too much. I feel like that's
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  Speaker 5: how society should be. We don't need too many of them.
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  Speaker 5: We don't like No, we ain't gonna put the whole
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  Speaker 5: on it.
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  Speaker 2: A little snack back, seven crackers, a little, a little,
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  Speaker 2: a little community.
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  Speaker 5: But I do hate when I run out of crackers
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  Speaker 5: while I'm eating the charcot or.
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  Speaker 2: I don't eat one. Yeah. Actually, when we were doing
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  Speaker 2: our show at the City, at the City Winery shot,
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  Speaker 2: everybody came out. They gave us like a complimentary charcuterie
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  Speaker 2: board and they had the most lovely crackers.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, they have a good mike.
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  Speaker 2: Did you ask about the crackers. I didn't ask about
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  Speaker 2: the crackers. I asked about the little deli meat that
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  Speaker 2: they had there.
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  Speaker 1: If this pro shoot them.
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  Speaker 4: Like the stage manager, where is that from?
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  Speaker 2: I was like, what's what's that mean? I know that
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  Speaker 2: meat right there, I'm familiar with that. What's that little
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  Speaker 2: bit right there?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what show we can do. We can't
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  Speaker 5: eat on camera and to have a conversation.
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  Speaker 1: The best time shower.
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  Speaker 2: First thing, the art cheese steak.
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  Speaker 3: The last thing I got from Arby's. I tried their
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  Speaker 3: little steak bites.
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  Speaker 1: We saw you try that.
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  Speaker 3: It just tastes like hydrated beef jerkey.
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  Speaker 5: Have you ever had ruby Tuesdays?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: It's like are they still around at all?
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  Speaker 1: There's one down the street from where I live.
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  Speaker 5: Can I be honest with you? They have some of
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  Speaker 5: the best macaroni and cheese.
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  Speaker 4: I ain't never heard the words.
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  Speaker 6: Like we got about four original sentences left.
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  Speaker 4: I ain't never heard that.
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  Speaker 5: Restaurant A restaurant like an Apple's. It's like an Apple Look,
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  Speaker 5: he is confused.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, judged, this is.
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  Speaker 5: Not like not like the best, but it's up there
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  Speaker 5: is homemade style. I have yet to go to restaurant
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  Speaker 5: unless it was the one I went to. It was
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  Speaker 5: one third you just have jersey that.
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  Speaker 1: That one, oh oh, the one bright.
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  Speaker 5: This was many, many years ago. I remember being like.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, lovely, actually real quick, just quick, because how do
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  Speaker 2: you like your steak done?
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  Speaker 5: I like it? Oh?
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  Speaker 6: No, you know, Okay, like I said, go ahead, about
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  Speaker 6: to start chimping out.
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  Speaker 1: Yea like I like it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a medium well girl, okay, I'm a medium.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want too much pink.
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  Speaker 1: I like.
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  Speaker 5: I like the pink to be like a slitter. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: unless I'm at an extensive steakhouse, I'll do I'll do medium.
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  Speaker 5: If I'm at a nice, really nice style like a steakhouse.
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  Speaker 5: I'm at a really I'll do medium. But I'll say
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  Speaker 5: to the waiter, I'll be like medium with a few
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  Speaker 5: extra seconds, you know what I mean. Whatever that means.
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  Speaker 5: So they'd be like I got you, and they bring
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  Speaker 5: that ship out real nice and black.
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  Speaker 1: Means. I don't want medium. I want well done. But
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to seem like I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want these people.
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  Speaker 5: Who made the rule up, who made that rule up
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  Speaker 5: about how the motherfuckers to eat their steaks.
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  Speaker 1: Taste bud, my taste buds. No, I mean different.
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  Speaker 5: The texture can texture, but it tastes does that's part
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  Speaker 5: of the game.
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  Speaker 1: That's part of the whole things.
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  Speaker 2: Just like you had the steak and it was dehydrated,
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  Speaker 2: that was the texture.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was rehydrated exactly. Either way, you had to
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  Speaker 1: rehydrate the next hydration. If it was good, I probably
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  Speaker 1: would have went back. But it wasn't good because it
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  Speaker 1: was rehydrated.
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  Speaker 5: So what's yo yo? Where like the medium A medium rare?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I do medium rare.
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  Speaker 1: They damn they wanted blue.
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  Speaker 6: If I wanted to blue, I'd say blue, nigga, I
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  Speaker 6: said medium rare.
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  Speaker 1: Taking liberties right.
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  Speaker 5: Some people who like that ship straight off the cow,
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  Speaker 5: give me the butt. You still have to move.
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  Speaker 2: Black and blue.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, ah, that's too much.
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  Speaker 5: You know why people make people feel guilty about the
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  Speaker 5: way they want to eat their steak.
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  Speaker 1: All the people that do well done steaks have that opinion.
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  Speaker 3: The people always say, people always judge, there's nothing wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Because you deserve it.
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  Speaker 4: Because what happens is what happens is.
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  Speaker 6: I used to be a well done nigga, but one
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  Speaker 6: of my boys is a chef.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out shake.
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  Speaker 4: He was like, y'all need to stop eating like that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like bro, and I was.
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  Speaker 6: The first for I was the first person to say
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  Speaker 6: I don't want my steak and the still leading nigga,
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  Speaker 6: that's just a lot. He was like, I promise you're
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  Speaker 6: gonna love it. He came to my house, I was there, Mike.
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  Speaker 4: Was there, and he made medium rare steaks.
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  Speaker 6: I have not looked back. I will never eat another
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  Speaker 6: well done steak by choice.
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  Speaker 3: See it's because everybody thinks of that. SNL skared where
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  Speaker 3: she got that well done steak, and the.
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  Speaker 2: Whole table was.
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  Speaker 3: What else thinks that you feel like just walking? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you just have a good steak.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, I make I can make a juicy,
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  Speaker 1: well done steak.
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  Speaker 5: And I think it's the quality of the steak as well.
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  Speaker 5: We gotta talk about the cut of the steak. The
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  Speaker 5: quality of the steak. That changes ship.
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  Speaker 1: That changes a lot.
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  Speaker 3: A juicy, well done, juicy, well done steak where you
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  Speaker 3: it's it's.
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  Speaker 1: Not pink and I don't need.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, that has to be a really good stake,
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  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: Where you're getting this cut.
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  Speaker 1: Man, you gotta look at it. I can't afford.
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  Speaker 2: I can't afford. That has to be the only way
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  Speaker 2: it has to be where they had the cows from
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  Speaker 2: birth and they don't walk, so they muscles don't they
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  Speaker 2: never walk, and they massage every day.
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  Speaker 1: Read them by coops. No, the cows of iPad.
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  Speaker 2: The cow has been watching baby Shark for like three
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  Speaker 2: years until they kill it.
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  Speaker 5: You hear, with meat is uh not the best right now?
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  Speaker 5: That we need to stay away from.
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  Speaker 1: Don't chicken, Chicken, Chicken, kiss my black ass.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like they are attacking the community on purpose.
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  Speaker 5: What happens they're making They're making the chicken in the
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  Speaker 5: lab that like they're talking about, you know, they're making
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  Speaker 5: these chickens and labs and growth hormones, all types of
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  Speaker 5: I mean, they've been doing that for a while, but
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  Speaker 5: now they found ways to make fake chicken.
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  Speaker 2: They do be saying that they running out, and I
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  Speaker 2: think it's also created all the recalls they've been having.
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  Speaker 1: They having a recall on garlic powder.
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  Speaker 4: There is yeah, yeah, garlic garlic.
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  Speaker 1: I got a giant one that three years Yeah, nice
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  Speaker 1: try maga. That ain't gonna work on niggas.
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  Speaker 5: But they thought they suck me up the lettuce. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that that situation that was just happening with the bag letter.
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  Speaker 2: More ineffected affected.
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  Speaker 1: I spend like that. That's wild.
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  Speaker 5: I was like this because I was supposed to be
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  Speaker 5: you know, I'm supposed to be on my little health
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  Speaker 5: journey and all that, and a bag lettuce is a
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  Speaker 5: big part of my you know, my regiment right now
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  Speaker 5: because it's easy. I could cook some chicken up, some
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  Speaker 5: type of meat, shrimp and just throw it in the
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  Speaker 5: already made solid kit that's in the bag. Man I
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  Speaker 5: saw that, I.
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  Speaker 1: Was like, well, like, I guess I gotta have fries,
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  Speaker 1: a burger. All you could. You could cook the lettuce.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, yeah, now you got watery war started putting now.
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  Speaker 5: But honestly, on the real you gotta on a serious news.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta get the ahead of lettuce and chop up yourself.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta be organic.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently they got to recall on the eggs now.
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  Speaker 5: But isn't always no no, it's they messing with all
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  Speaker 5: the food. There's an app now that you can go
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  Speaker 5: take with you into the grocery store. I forgot the
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  Speaker 5: name of it, but you scan certain items and they'll
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  Speaker 5: tell you everything. That's give you a suggustment on whether
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  Speaker 5: you should get it or not.
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  Speaker 2: You're looking shaky.
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  Speaker 5: You're looking very shaky out here.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all.
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  Speaker 5: We're running out of food. We don't have enough food.
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  Speaker 3: But the crazy thing is it's all the healthy stuff
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  Speaker 3: that they re So do you want us to be healthy?
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  Speaker 3: You just want to be big backs?
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  Speaker 5: Well, don't want to be None of these fast food
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  Speaker 5: restaurants are going out of business. They stay with patties
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  Speaker 5: and sandwiches and bread and all types of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Because the sandwiches and patties and bread is from nineteen
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  Speaker 2: eighty eight. He's just been frozen for thirty years.
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  Speaker 5: Recall all that out, Bring it out.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: That's a nine to eleven paddy. That's a Taliban beef
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: patty right there.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: Was here when I was born.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: I just had a frozen burger patty over the weekend.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah yesterday, cooked at home.
• 17:06
  Speaker 7: No no, I was at a restaurant and I could
• 17:09
  Speaker 7: tell they frozen or it was frozen because the outside
• 17:12
  Speaker 7: was charred, but the inside was still like very pink,
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: very pink.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I was so hungry. I didn't
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: even send it back.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: Just like you know what.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I was really hungry.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Are you like like a take it back person?
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: I have to say I'm fifty to fifty on that.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: I try to do things with a positive attitude. If
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: I absolutely have to send some shit back, you know,
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: I'm a I am a rollover, let it roll over
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: the shoulder type of girl.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: That is me.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: I'm not really heavy into conflict, but you know, when
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: I do speak up for myself, it's either super crazy
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: or super passive aggressive.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: Now nobody's wondering what's your zodiac sign?
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: I'm a Capricorn.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: I just had to get that. I know.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Somebody listen to someone, please ask. Yeah, I'm a Aries.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: Oh my mother is the Aries. He's crazy as.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Sagittary Sittarius. Love you guys will be the best. I'm
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: a tourist tours.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: We get along very well. We're the same. Okay, yeah,
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: piss Earth signs right here? No your water? I think
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: your water?
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Fish?
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Got you a land fish one of the mudfish that
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: got them big as.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: I'll send some ship back, but I'll try to be
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: super kind m so.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: They don't spin on it and do whatever.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: Drop it on the floor, girl, come here real quick,
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: my home girl.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: What happens?
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: I notice really got nothing to do with you. Right here.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Can you believe what they're doing in the kitchen?
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Is there any way the kitchen doah?
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm talking to her like.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: She you know, like it is, that's smart.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Whatever it is, it appears to be some rat pellets, right.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Why can't the food just got right? Why they gotta
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: have rat shit? It's just wrong going.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: But y'all send stuff back for like hair, like if
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: you saw, yeah, yeah.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I gotta go the gotta go back.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: I can count on my hand how many times I
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: sent stuff back. But if it's like hair or something that, like, yeah,
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: the only time I.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Don't, yeah, is when I'm home. You home?
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Sent some hair back. I think it might have been
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: my own, but I was like I was about to
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: say that.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Sorry, I was just about to say that, like this
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: would be mine, but you know this.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Is not mine.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: This is strawberry blonde.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: Blonde and ship.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: But then it also depends on when I find it hair.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: If I'm like sixty percent done, you.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Might just go.
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: If I'm there, I'm like Derek, Damn, I already ate
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: this much and I might as well just finish it.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: That's funny.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Done that it's done by then you already got all
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: the bacteriy that the hand.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: You ever worked in the restaurant before, I have.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: I worked as a hostess and I worked as a
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: banquet server, so when they were special events. I used
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: to work at this place called Gianos and Cherry.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah restaurant, I know its.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Local talk local.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's an Italian chain restaurant. I just say, I
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: don't know how many they have. But I worked there
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: and I was a banker server. Bank was serving was cool.
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: You had like I was on the Titanic and ship.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: You know, I'll be holding the thing. I had, the
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: little comer but on and I used to telling like
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: the orchestra was playing in my head. I'm like, good day,
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Oh my ma. They used to you know, they used
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: to tip over there. So I was, you know, put
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: in my work and as the hostess, I had to
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: get out the restaurant industry because I was eating that bread.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I worked at Cracker Barrel. He used to be housing
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: that that.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: Through my grad piece of bread chen because the kitchen
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: was next to the bear into the next to the
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: damn kitchen was next to the damn bathroom. So I
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: was like, I used the restaurant real quick. Because I
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: get out the bathroom, I washed my hands, I get
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: out there. I have to go right in that kitchen.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: I'm like, what bread. I always made friends with people
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: in the kitchen no matter where I work. I went
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: at a strip club. The kitchen Niggas was my neighbor
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: Trip who had extra wings me. I mean they're making
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: them laugh, shaking my titties.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I'm stop playing. Stop.
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I used to work at ONYX, really.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Tender.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: I was at.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: YEP.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: I stay in that kitchen all that. I used to
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: go back there, flirt with flirt like hell. I had
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: all types of extra ship. My ship was ten dollars.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: They gave me two.
• 22:24
  Speaker 8: Plates, busting out the yeah, y'll be all right, y'all
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: be sick, Sea, I can't even I hope that medicine
• 22:40
  Speaker 8: whill your baby work out.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Let me know how that surgery got. Make sure don't
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: take a mere back.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: You playing with.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: So that I got to add, when did you start
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: doing comedy, Like when if you were had all those jobs,
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: like when you like.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: You know what, Oh man, I need to talk about
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: that a little more on stage now that I think
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: about it. I started kind in twenty seventeen. Yeah, and
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: I did it in a small cafe. But I always
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: was an entertainer, Like I used to be a dancer
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: and I was in improv and stuff like that. So
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: I always was on stage. I've been on stage since
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: I was five, ye acting and stuff like that place theater,
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: you know. Yep, I've been you know, in that world
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: for a while. But actual stand up. I got a
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: taste of it in college hosting a variety show with Asians.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: And when I say Asians, I mean like East Asian
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: people and all that stuff. So like the East Asian
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: kids came up to my black ass on that campus.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: It was like, we would love if you you have
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: a great personality.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: We would love.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: I thought, the racist and I was going to join
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: you to.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Get there.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: For the second there one second, I wasn't going to
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: do please, Oh my god.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: His eyes was just just like come on, come on,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: give me myself, give it to me.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I need it.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: He was for Yep, they came and so I ended
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: up hosting him with my boy Stevie Brown. Shout out
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: to him. He's a comedian too, and he was always
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: telling me to do stand up. Like a couple of
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: people used to be like you need to do stand
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: up comedy. I'd be like, I like watching it. I
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: want to be an extra stuff. And when I did
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: that Varrity show, I'm talking, I'm like maybe like twenty
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: twenty one. And I walked in and it's a bunch
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: of you know, Indians and Afghanistan you know that. That
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: them niggas, you know what I mean. And then they
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: got the traditional clothing on and everything like that, and
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: I was just like, damn, how am I about to
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: relate to these people at that time? I used to
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: wear a lot of bundles, right, I used to wear
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: a lot. I used to wear a lot of bundles.
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: I had the Malaysians ship in my head down to
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: my ass, honey. I walked in there. The first thing
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: I said, I was like, shit, I see, I'll see
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: a couple bundles up in here right now. And they
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: pressed the fuck up because they knew exactly what I
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: was talking about.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: They know exactly.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: And then we was on a nice ride from there,
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: and that was like my first little taste of doing
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: stand up. I let years go by and I finally
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: got into it seriously in twenty seventeen. Yeah.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: So when, so where'd you go?
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: To school at Ryder University. Money Now, I tell people
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: I went to Princeton. It was up the street. The
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: Rider is a small little private school. They gave me up.
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: They still trying to get money from me. I ain't paid,
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: not one.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Student loan Claire gonna get it back in blood pussy, y'all.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: Would have to come find me.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all gonna have to find me.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: I mean, I was a part of a program for
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: people who come from like basically the backgrounds in poor you.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Know, poor household.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: I was an eof girl. Yep. So I basically feel
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: like I got three years free and have to pay
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: one full year, which is you know, a lot of
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: it's a healthy amount still for one year. The other
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: three years pretty much recovered.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: You gotta taste and lets some years go by and
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: you came back. What made you say, oh, I want
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: to come back and do this? Like what what what
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: brought you back into me?
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: And I was going through a breakup and my dad
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: passed away around the same time. Yeah, so I was
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: really sad. I was sitting on the couch eating ice
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: cream and at the time, the guy I.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Had nothing to do with, none of that.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Your dad for the ice cream.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: Now you know I would say ice cream.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I was so broken up that I just had.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Was making you it was cookies and cream, because cookies
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: and cream.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: This na right here, choices.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: Listen, I'm not trying to freshen my breath as I'm
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: trying to eat.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Chocolate and mint. Don't go together, it, do it? Don't
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: go together.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: On pizza?
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: Said, I mean, listen, I've grown to like.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: If I don't, it's not I will never order a
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: pineapple pizza. But if I go out in this pineapple
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: on the pizza, I'll eat it.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: I go.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: I'm greedy, so I picked the pineapples off here.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: You you could do that too, separately.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: You're just the side because the ain't not better.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: They are warm and ship Now hold on, hold on, I'm.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Gonna stop you right there. Listen. Listen, listen, listen.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: When you get a chance, go to a hot what's
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: it called hot pot now?
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Korean barbecue?
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Korean barbecue. Now, that's the place you know where they
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: let you give you all the raw meat and they
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: make you cook it yourself. Kind of a scan, but
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: it's a nice experience. You have the option of getting
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: some fruits and one of those fruits is a pineapple,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: and you could grill the pineapple and boy, when that
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: hot pineapple juice is busting your mouth like so many
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: capri sons.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: No, it does it an experience. Was choked on it.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah it was. I was.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: It's like my usual sleep afne. It was really like
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: ship really really good sounds amazing. No, it was, it was.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: It was really And the thing is, you gotta do
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: it after you already like peaches, because.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: I like peach. It's not saying I don't like warm fruit. Yeah,
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: I just I was so turned off from pineapples on pizza,
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: you know, from a kid till now.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: We've got to take butcher three sixty.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: I want to take me to.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Go somewhere, don't We can record it.
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: Contest everything, Contest it.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Out here. You might have never heard about it. McDonald's
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: they have this.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: Let's show you guys a gem everything.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Gym gym. It's called sub y random man.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Listen.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: But back to how I started stand up. I was
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: still on the couch eating this ice cream good as hell.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: You know. We discussed the flavor and at that time
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: the person I was dating, we was we went through
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: a breakup and he pretty much ended up with his
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: childhood sweetheart who was a virgin. What yeah, and we
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: like twenty twenty six around this time. You know, she
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: like lived in like a little ass city and all that.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I know she there happened, you know, I'm like, what.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: I remember eating the ice cream and I was watching
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: TV and I looked down at my busy and I
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: was like, oh, bitch, a virgin.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: No real.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: I know we wasn't come on that. We wasn't out
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: the game now, but go on, I know we was
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: come on that right?
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: That much fun.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: For me to a virgin come on like that? But
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: and I've said that at the open mic a couple
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: of days later and never turned around. Yeah that's what. Yeah,
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: that was a whole career now.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now you make money doing so what part like
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: when you was doing it? And it's like what part
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: like when it happened? When did it happen? And Kurtie
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, I can really make this my real
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: they didn't do this.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: Three months later, when I got my first paid gig,
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: it was a ten minute spot for fifty dollars. Yeah,
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: fifty dollars ten minutes, which is like a pretty like
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: if you're running like two different comedy clubs and doing
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: different shows. That's ultimately standard in most cities, you know,
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: you do multiple shows in one night, so.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: You know, because I feel like after that said, well,
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: I gotta go home.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: That was my first paid gig. Shout out to Rachel
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: fal Ghetto, white girl, cool, funny chick. She booked me
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: and it was at like A Ray's birthday bar, which
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: is like some random bar. She gave me fifty dollars
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: for seven to ten minutes of comedy.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, yeah, this is about to be
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: a thing. Yeah, my eyes lit up when she put
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: that money in my head. I was like, jokes, you
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: know what I mean. I made much more now. You know,
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: in New York you'll get anywhere from fifty to one
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: fifty per like an actual comedy spot at the different clubs,
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: and we do multiple clubs in one night in New
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: York City. It's the same for like Philly and some
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: other cities and other comedy clubs. But like, it's money
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: out here. You know. Well, when you get a fan
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: base and you start, you know, doing bigger gigs and headlining,
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: you see more money.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: We've been trying to tell certain somebody next to you
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: to keep on doing it, but he.
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: Won't do These questions were coming from somewhere.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: He was a stand up comedian.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: Yes, oh my god, you're funny as hell.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Don't let them pressure.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I dabbled.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: You dibbled when you dabbled.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: So hasn't dabbled in a while. No, I haven't dabbled.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Too much. You know. Yeah, I did it a little bit.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: I took like I took like one of those little
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: stand up classes, did the showcase. Then I got to
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: pay gig after that, then a couple of things, and
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I just kind of got lazy.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: Because it's like it's a lot of yeah.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: And then now now it's like I got the kid
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: and everything.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: And you know, it's it's just you got a family,
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: a family man.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's like, yeah, I can do it.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: I was like, how old is your kid?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Six months?
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: Oh? You got a fresh one.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I got a fresh one, fresh fresh, literally still got
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: the biggest feet are starting to not be a baby smells.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: So talking about that son.
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: Boy, okay, boy, he's long, he's long.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Didn't acquire my thickness yet. Still it could become annoying,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: power forward, he has anything.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: So crazy.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Maybe I didn't say that, just.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: That is coming word. He said, don't worry.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Looking at chance morning you mm hmm.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: But no, that's be the ones that be like you know,
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: they be faking like I don't want to Actually, I
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: don't look like that's gonna.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Look at my dad huffing and puffing going to the sets.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: I will never be like him.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, we we do try not to be
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: like our parents, the worst part of our parents. Like
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: my mom won't crack. I won't pick up crack. Okay, right,
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna just avoid that whole thing.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: You know what, if there was a drug you had
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: to avoid, that was what I had avoid, it would
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: be away from It would be the one.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: You know, say, my mom has a problem buying too
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: many shoes.
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: But you know, everybody's different, different different battles, different addictions.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she might be a hoarder. You don't want to
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: be a hoarder or something like that. Anybody a hoarder.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: I think I might be the.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: My father has a tendency of just buying things just
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: in case.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: What does that sound like?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: It sounds like.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Just like so like my my, my AC went down
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: like during that heat wave, and he just so happened
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: to have like four or five A C units inside
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: the shed.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: What why? Who knows? Who knows?
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: Amazing?
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I mean sure, yes, it was great because I would
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: have been asked out. Yeah, but why you had that
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: because the sun might get closer?
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: He was.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: He was like, listen, man, I'm buying them and then
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: I'm flipping them. I'm buying them for fifty bucks and
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: I'm selling for two fifty. How many people in this
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: area needs portable A C U and its Lawrence? You
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: got a yes, you put on you're talking about the
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: box drawing like the stand up Yeah.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: The stand up on?
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you put the little How does that work?
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: You just put the little bit in the window and
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: it just blows all the hot around. Yeah, not like
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: the little window.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: Jown, like the little I'm working with a fan right now?
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: You need one. I'm sure Lawrence, they had one here
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: in ten minutes.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Literally you listen.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: He'll be like, listen, yeah.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: That would work.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: That would work. Give them a little titty tour. He's
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: a ariola mister, Lawrence, say cut the.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: He would absolutely, they would give you cleave a little
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: bit of meat right, a little bit of a top
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: meat part. You'll get hard.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Just just push them up, put the top of shirt down,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: playing right on the.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Laying on the mic and speaking to it.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: You ever see an old man get excited? Because I
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: think action slows down for men as they get older
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: a little bit. Is it harder? I think it's harder
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: for men to pick up women as they.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Get older unless they have money.
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: Unless they have let's talk about the average person, normal people,
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: normal people, like, unless you got a whole lot of money,
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: I think it gets harder.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: So I just got that.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: You just got that swag, which, like.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: I said, the old man that he's spraying to catch it,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: that'sh is hilarious.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: That it is hilarious.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: He opened up his pussy range by.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Also opened up twenty five like some some like you
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: haven't seen him this, this is its this old colone.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: He probably like, well no, he probably like sixty seventies
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: and like real fly old guy. So like every every
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: videy starts off, sprays the colone in the air, he
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: grabs the colone and reps on his body and.
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: He's just me.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: He just ora farming this straight oor farming and grabbed
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: the miss, grabs the missing.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: He grabs the miss because I see a lot of
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: people like they're spreading and walk through.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: I don't know. He's a handful of it and he
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: grabs it so smooth. He grabs a real nice and smooth.
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: They started the challenge and everything like watching the I
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: like watching the guys do it.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: It's just people.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: I know some women joined in on it, and ladies.
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: Let's let the let the man have this. That's like me,
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: I know, it's fun whatever, but let them have this.
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: We always want to be in on some ship.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: I want to get down the Cologne the thing.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: I like watching them all dressed up. I don't want
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: to see no ladies grabb no perfume. I ain't gonna
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: make up your own little dance. Let's make up our
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: own little thing. Let the men do the It's nice watching.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: Them do it.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just remind you that we could put that ship on.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: Maybe a stud might be able to do it.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Cologne studs where they go for the masculine studs.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: In the comments, what's your favorite one?
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the stuff. The studs can do it, but let
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: the let's let the let the masks people.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Have that, Yeah, SuDS after you your girlfriend us.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was what colognees you wear?
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: The comments.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Wash your knuckles off.
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: That's one relationship I cannot get involved in. I can't
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: go deep with the woman because when we really get mad,
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: we really won't.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Fight because swinging on the shout out to the w
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: n b A, you know, there was a situation. There
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: was just a situation.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I wanted to ask the w n b
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: A expert, do you know what's going on? You haven't
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: her because apparently like there's like there's two ladies that
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: were together in the w n b A and then
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: the one just exposed the other one. Apparently she was
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: like messing with two rookies on the team at the
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: same time, and then she did like it's a big
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: win of just a big scanner. She was like, well,
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: since y'all acting funny, well such and such a cheating
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: on me with these two rookies.
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: And I was like, ah, I kind of like it
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: that all that's going on because they need.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: It makes it a lot more interesting.
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: And it's also a certain dynamic that we can't get
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: with a lot of other sports because.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: It just don't work like that.
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: But the w n b A is studed out, so
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: this is what we can get studied.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Olivia, Olivia Miles.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: I think he is Olivia Miles, her her girlfriend, like
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: her teammate.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: It's tough, that's yeah, that's an interesting dynamic to That's
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: like working with your with your partner on a whole
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: other level.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they got to play each other these teams. They
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: are they on the same team.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Sometimes they do.
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: Sometimes some say sometimes we've seen, We've seen when they
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: weren't and they I was fighting.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: On then somebody and then it's like somebody go push
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: their girl, but then on the other. So your teammates
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: stopping your own teammates because you touch it.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: He that Now watch yourself like that.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: The w n b A is blowing up you like
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: that is hitting in a great direction. Girls, even with
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: a little drama.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: Yes, it's adding a whole different need a little bit
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: of drama.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: Howl about Lebron coming to Philly.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't talk about it because I wasn't gonna
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: get into it, because I didn't want to evolve into.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Already sports rent because I have a lot of thoughts.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: Okay, I might let you say that for your.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Basically, I am excited, okay, not only for like, not
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: really for him himself, but about what he can impart
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: on the younger players as far as like experience, teaching
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: them different things, how to take care of their bodies.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Embiid that was part of the deal to be promised
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: him that he's gonna be healthy.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: I promise, I promise, because he's greatest player of all time.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would make a discussions. He's in the conversations.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: I mean, I think he is.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: I'm just ready.
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: I'm not just saying that because he's a capacord either.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Oay, you know, goat ship, you're also a liar. Wow,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: that's crazy.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: Goat ship you think about Kobe or something?
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Why you why do you say it like that, Like
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: you can't be Kobe because he's going but you know,
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: so in.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Order to be the goat, you got to be alive.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: No, that's not what she's saying.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: Lebron's still here cooking.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you heard her right, You heard her right.
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: I think Kobe was a phenomenal player. I just feel
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: like that's part of the conversation. Like his season is literally.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Over, I will say, I mean, he said they said,
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Lebron's gonna be living in New York and he's gonna
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: take a helicopter.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: What did you think about You don't know that.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: I don't even want to talk about it because I
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: want to speaking into existence. But I give it life.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: But if you don't just drive live at Cherry Hill
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: like everybody else right there in Candid apparently got some
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: more town and exactly we don't go about that houses.
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: Apparently it's already it's the thing because ownership does that.
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: So ownership lives in New York and they just fly
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: to Hell the Sixers owners.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's already a thing.
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: So I think that's when they when they told him that,
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: they were like, we don't live in Philly, like we
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: don't live in Jersey.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: We live in New York.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: He's twenty five minut he was like a word.
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: And realized periodic though he needs rest.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: He needs peace, he needs I mean, he's not flying
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: the helicopter himself.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but still certain he's the only youngest son go
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: to Villanova. No, that was a joke.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: That was a joke. That was he's got crystal Arizona.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, he could transl he graved me.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he got sent toled, he got poo. Great.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: I'm just I just within the next two years, I know,
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: I said next year. For the next two years, I
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: need to be outside drunk at the parade listening.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: People like listen, we did it. We did it, dickhead,
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: that's what that's I we did it, now you we
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: we built this ship.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: I do have to say Philly sports fans are one
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: of a kind because I'm in the New York area
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: metro area now, so I got to experience that Nick win.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: How is that up there?
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Like ground zero?
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: It was lit.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: It was lit overall, like chaotic get lit, but every
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: it was like it was super calm. Right after. I say,
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: I think Philly when we won the Super Bowl, we
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: was lit for like a good two three days, like
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: it was like an extent.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: Ah, it was definitely on fire. There was a little
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: bit of looten it. It was.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: It was light, louton, going on, tastefullluding, respectful.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: I mean, I think the highlight of the Knicks winning
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: was the girl on the orange panties.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Its working right, she.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: Was being I love her afterwards. That was crazy because
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: that white lady was fucking with her she had the
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: right one that day, right one? What was the right one?
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: What was the crazy thing you saw personally out there?
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Like the Knicks festivities?
• 44:24
  Speaker 9: I mean you know some.
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: Personally. I think the crazies ship I seen is in Philly?
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Oh what was that?
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Wasn't the dude eating eating the horse poop off the ground?
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: What You've never seen that?
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Motherfucker y'all never seen that. Like it was either the
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: super Bowl when we won, or it was like when
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: we went to the super Bowl. It was a dude
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: he picked up fucking like I think it was horseship
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: or some type of ship and he ate it.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: This is mental illness, AI.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: This is twenty eighteen. So no, it was not a Yeah, yo,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: it was wild. Rather you put the video, I'm not
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: going to put up.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: Up individual Yeah definitely. Is he still with us?
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Because if you're walking around doing that, I can only.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: You're on the past of self destruction. If you do
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: that in public, I can only imagine what you're doing private.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: You do not care.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: You probably had like autotrotic denphyxiation looking.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Hang around him? So what what what? What what did
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: you see in phil What was the crazy things on? Feel?
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: The crazy thing I saw. I mean a lot of
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: the light pool somebody fell from like a pool. They
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: climbed it and they slid down and I think like
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: a split Yeah, and they like burnt there. That was
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: kind of crazy good.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: You know the mast be on the pole, that was
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: That's why it was greasy.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like they said, the decisions when don't
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: grease the poles, grease me.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: No need to greet me.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: I will already do it myself. I'm going out pretty grease.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: I'm going out. He slippery, Oh my god, listen, I'm
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: telling you I've slammed him for a long, long, long
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: long time.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: If he wins, that's right there.
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: I hope he do win, because we are getting the
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: rest of what's left of him quite literally.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, this is this is his last facing.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: The He might go out there and just be like
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: fuck it, yeah and skip around. But he getting out there.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: He getting older.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but the thinker is he's still He's still give
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: me at least twenty points in some change.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's he doing that before? I left like this
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: with his son on the team.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: And all this. I need his son to come to Philly.
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: Why because he No, you want to if you want
• 46:51
  Speaker 6: to Kenan, if you want to win ring, that little
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: nigga will stay where he's No, that.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Little nigga, No, he don't know. He don't need to
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: be with his dad. No, he need neppotism. He can
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: wait in l A for his brothers. No no, no,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: no no no, no, follow your daddy. No, follow your daddy.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: It's not happening.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: You don't need the extra roster's spot.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: You're fine.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: He made sure that he made sure his contract was guaranteed.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: He's like, are you signed and dry?
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: Steph Curry still like a killer, Like he's still be killing.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Him yeah, yeah, but the State Warriors ain't doing nothing.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: It's just him on that team.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: It's the title they hit the iceberg, like yeah, yeah,
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: so they ain't.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: Been wanting nothing. But he's been cooking by itself pretty much.
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: He's just doing He's just in the orchestra, still playing,
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: the ship going down. He's still playing though.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: They got Jimmy Butler over there, but he was injured.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Orchestras still playing.
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: The orchestra is still playing, but the ship is sinking.
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: So what's officially the best team in the NBA right.
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: Now as of right now, do you think so realistically
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: it's still the Knicks because they just want the championship.
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: But I only say that because we haven't seen this team.
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: We've seen that team. It don't matter, it does matter.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Would you give it to the Thunder then?
• 47:59
  Speaker 7: No?
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: No, the Nist people that poop, they down their legs
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: They was cooking, that was begging for.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: Right now, right now, I'm gonna give it to Philly.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get on paper. I'm gonna give it to Philly. Now.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: One season start, motherfuckers, rolling ankle, Game one, break the tibular.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Sure then, but.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Jesus, what are we doing?
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: Man, I'm just saying. I'm just saying, but manifest, I'm
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: ready to be outside. So I want the Sixers to win.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: I want to say I'm trying to be drunk on.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: The right anativity.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bad talk anyway.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: But so, so, you was doing comedy and then Netflix
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: opportunity arise. Yeah that's kind of big.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: They're casting for season two right now. Funny is Yeah,
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: there is an application.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Are you not funny af Yeah, but I'm not.
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: It's not it's limited. I mean, it's a casting process,
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: but they're definitely gonna take a look at they have
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: people in mind. I feel like they do have people
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: in mind that they want on season two, but they're
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: gonna definitely take a look and see what's out there
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: at those you know, look at those applications hit these clubs.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: So I mean, like even a person who hasn't been
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: doing it consistently, if they have a solid set, they
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: think they're ready, they feel like they're ready, you know,
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: natural talent and all that stuff, you know, still give
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: it a shot. I mean, you miss all the shots
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: you don't take, so talk.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: About it, you know, I mean, what was that experience
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: like for you doing that?
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: Because that, yeah, it was amazing. As far as I'm
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: gonna be honest, I usually win competitions, right, I've won
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: competitions before in comedy multiple times, like at least three times.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: I feel passed that round.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: I think I think that I think I should have
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: been passed. I'm not even saying someone dy else shouldn't
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: anybody else shouldn't have made it, but I'm like, nah,
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: I was really good up there. I think I should Yeah,
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: y'all didn't get to see the full five minute set,
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: of course, you know not. They didn't show everybody's set
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: and then even mine, they showed, they showed them. They
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: showed me a lot in episode they did.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: I got Thank you Netflix. I got so much camera time,
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: and my interviews were really good as far as like
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: you know, when we were doing the one on one
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: interviews and they were showing snippets of that, I was
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: really funny in those. So I was just I was
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: glad that they, you know, presented me in such a
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: a such a great way. But I do wish I
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: made it past round one. I wanted to at least
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: make it to the ropes, to the rolls, at least
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: make it to the Rose. Once I saw the talent
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: I was up against, I had to be honest, I
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: don't know if I could win this ship, but but
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: you can. We need to get you a little fun.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: You need to get you fun. We will go we
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: need to play something or you know, top ten, top
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: six something and you know, yeah, so like uh, but
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: I will say what worked in my favor was going
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: first and being the first comedian that everybody saw. I
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: got over. I got like twenty to thirty thousand followers
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: within a few weeks from it, and I didn't even advance.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: Chelsea Handler, who was on the show, she didn't even
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: see me because she ended up following me. Wind the
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: Sykes follow me, keV on stage. A few people who
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: watched it follow after watching me. Even though I did
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: not advance, I got booked out of town. I had
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: like all those dates are happening right now, Like I'm
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: in Texas. I'll be in the Bahamas in September. Yeah,
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: so like Boston, and you know a few other cities,
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: like not as much as the people who won or
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: made it to like Top four, and not as much
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: as as many dates as them, but I got a
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: little piece of I was just like, shit, okay, I'll
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: take it.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Some trickle economics, yeah, sometimes exactly.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: So ultimately the entire show, if you make it on there,
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: it's good, period, no matter.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: And you can just put that on Netflix extrectly.
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: So I encouraged anybody to try out for it. Apply
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: for it, you know, if you're a comedian, because even
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: making it on there, whether you make it to the
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: end or not, you leave a less than impression.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: You know it'll be it's really dope, and you're in
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: good company.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: And I made Kevin Hard laugh even like when like
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: they edited a bunch of stuff. He had us waiting
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: for a little while. Uh you know, him and Keegan
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: had us waiting for a bit and they walked in
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: the room. Uh that we knew they were coming, but
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: they walked in kind of out of nowhere. So we
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: still was like, ship, We're sitting there, and he was
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: just like he apologized. He apologized, He was like, sorry,
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: had y'all waiting? Are y'all good?
• 52:56
  Speaker 10: I was like, yeah, we are. Like he looked at
• 53:01
  Speaker 10: me and he was like like like he was just
• 53:06
  Speaker 10: he caught the vibe. He caught the vibe and.
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: I ran into him in the hallway And when I
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: got eliminated, I was crying they ain't put that on there.
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: But they did not put it on there with the camera.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: You know, I was trying to hide it's a reality
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: TV show. I got a video because I ended up
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: doing the sketch about it a couple of days later,
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: just in case they put it on TV. I could
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: drop the sketch. I had did a sketch months prior
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: to Aaron on Netflix because I didn't know how they
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: was gonna edit this ship. But I went to I
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: was like can I when they picked the five people
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: to move forward. I was sitting there like, can I
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: use the bathroom like that? And they was just like
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: the producers was like no, wait right here, wait right here.
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: So I'm sitting there like and then they was like,
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: you to the bathroom. So I went to the bathroom
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: and I'm letting it out in the bathroom. I'm still
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: miked up, so I'm trying not to I'm like this.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: The door.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: Cracking the store is the crack of the I'm in like.
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: So then I walk out. I tried to get myself together.
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: I walk out, I'm running into a few people and
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: I still got tears in my eyes. I'm still choked up.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: Ke Egan came up to me, was like, you are
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: fucking fire. I couldn't even say nothing. He came up
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: to me, he was like keep it up and he
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: walked away and I was just like.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: I was like.
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: And I was clear of all cameras and I went
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: to the corner because I felt the tears coming in
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: and I'm like, don't walk in the room yet with
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: all the other comics and stuff and they're celebrating. I
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: was like, don't walk in the room.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: So I'm clearing myself up or whatever.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Out of nowhere.
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: Here come the cameraman like this, we heard your crying. Yes,
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: the producer came out of nowhere. She was. I was like,
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry. She's like, no, no, no, keep crying, keep going.
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: She was like, how do you feel?
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Said that?
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: That was my first words. I just I was like,
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: heng like the crack here mom. I was just saying ship.
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: I'm like Philly.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Water, water water, I'm saying.
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: That, and then I wipe my tears. I was like, well,
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Jenniferrodson lost American Idol.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: And she's an and then to clean it up, I'll
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: tell you.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: And then she was like, do you still like Kevin Hart.
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, I love. She was like, is
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: he store your fact?
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Yes? Give Kevin heart.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: You an't about to get me caught up. I love
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: to prateful for this.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Catch you emotional.
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: I ain't that little.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I love Paper Soldiers, I love people. That's a great movie.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Don't play it was my favorite.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: I don't like it.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that.
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: That you didn't get to see. But it was cool,
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: like I have a couple of things going on with Heartbeat,
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: Like I have a I shot a fifteen minute like
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: I don't want to call it a special, but I
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: shot a fifteen minute stand up thing with them.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: But like the radio, because I know like they do
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: stand up on the radio.
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: I don't know where they're gonna put this, but they've
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: been putting. They've been doing thirties thirty minute specials and
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: fifteen minute specials for up and coming comics or comics
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: that been in the game a long time and just
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: need that extra audience and that push and that help.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: I feel like it's so dope. So they the thirty
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: minute ones they've been putting on Hulu. I don't know
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: where these fifteens are going to live, but I'm filmed
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: one of those earlier this year.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: Okay, so that was.
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: Shortly, like I believe, right before Funny af Drop. I
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: filmed that, so people are going.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: To see that. Oh wow, so he already knew about
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: you before?
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: Well, no Netflix aired before kill Yeah, So I filmed
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: the Netflix thing and then I filmed the fifteen minutes
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: special with Heartbeat you know so, and it was right
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: a few weeks before the Netflix shows, before the world
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: got to see the net Flick show. So like that's
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: another project and now and anything they have going on,
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: I get.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: Invited to Hey, hey, now, so one should get your
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: feet wet.
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: I'm under the heartbeat umbrella her feet family did that?
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: So what so?
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: I know you're excited about that. Is there anything up
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: and coming that you're really really excited about?
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: Right now, I'm excited to see where my series fifty
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: Worst dates. Look up fifty Worst Dates on YouTube and Instagram.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: And we do short episodes and long episodes no more
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: than ten minutes, and it is blowing up right now, unexpectedly.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: When you're not big enough and.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Funny.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: Did you see my episode with the big dude who
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: thought I was too big for him?
• 58:48
  Speaker 8: No?
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, you guys. It's a comedian named Leonard Oots.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: Talented is hell, funny as hell, big guy. We did
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: one together. That's one of our most one of my
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: most viral episodes.
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: We was basically it was fat We fan on Fat Prime,
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: were fan for Fat just talking ship back and forth,
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: a little bit of flirting, a little bit of talking ship.
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: It was really dope.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: But yeah, that's good content, is it.
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: I'm excited to see where my series goes. And I'm
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: excited for this, this this Bahama show I have three
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: shows in the Bahamas h September. Everything included resort Ocean
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: front room. I'm going vacation to get work and it's
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: my first international gig.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: Trying to their way to the Bahamas with you.
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: I'm bringing one of my home girls. One of my
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: home girls is coming with me. I ain't doing. I'm
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: single right now. I'm very single. Mm hmm. Look, while
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: y'all got.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Some friends, I ain't never been to the Bahamas.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: Okay, don't get you're married or just like in relationships.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Everybody's in relationship. Beautiful, he's engaged with the kids. He's not.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: The wedding.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: Sometime this year, by the end of the year, for sure,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, family, I know that's worried. I know that's worried.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: The baby shower was the wedding. Everybody was important was
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: at that moment.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: I was listening. However, you can do it. As long
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: as you get to see people you love have a
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: little party. That ain't nothing wrong with it.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: So technical, would you say, technically you're on tour right now.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: I don't count as a tour because it's only about
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: like six dates in the cities. I haven't performed and
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: yet some of them three of them are cities I
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: haven't performed yet. Sour Yeah. I think it's my introductory
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: to you know, certain people, certain cities.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Like the EP before the album, Yes it's EP. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: Do you see yourself staying on this side or you're
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: going to make the l A move.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: I'm not an l A girl.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: I only as yeah.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: Girl for real.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: Anytime I go to l A, I'm like, yeah, I
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: only want to be here when I need to work.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: All these people are fake, fake ships vibe that side.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: I'm too.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: I'm way too down the earth, like, way too.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Authentic.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of people I be like, girl, you
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: look good today, and hey you I see you come
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: on queen Like I'm I be I'm I'm evolving into
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: a auntie and I'm not mad at it. I'm not
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: mad at I'm thirty five years old. I'm embracing it. Okay.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: So I mean in l A, I just feel like
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: I have a good time when I go out there,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: but I always want to be like, all right, I'm
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: ready to do it.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: You're there for so long, it's like biggas you get
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: you get out what you need to be having a
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: good time though.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: When I go it's a vibe and then I'll be like,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: all right, catch you'all next time.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: It's not like home.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: I'll go there if I get something major and have
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: to live there, and I'm talking they got to be
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: major major, yeah, then I'll do it.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: I got one question for you've been Obviously you've been
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: to a lot of places doing stand up correct, Yeah,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: what would you say is the worst place you've been to.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: The worst place I've been to doing stand up or
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: the worst show experience had.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: I've had both both.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: Oh Man, at one time did stand up in a
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: basement for some for some Haitians what me I was
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: in this was actually in North Jersey. They did feed me,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: they had the food or whatever. Yeah, but they just
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: they were let inside and then the setup was crazy
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: because they were like somebody started dancing in the middle
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: of my set. They started playing music and ship you
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: started doing. I was just like the going on like
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: and I mean like I had fun partying, but the
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: actual comedy part. I was like, why did y'allook me
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: to do this?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Ship? You know? How did that even come across your desk? Right? Exactly?
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: I was just saying yes to anything. I was saying
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: yes to stage time. I was like, you can getting
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: to do it? Yep, I would say yes to stage time.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: I did some honky ass towns where it was all
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: white people, nothing but white folks. Man, I felt like
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: bo jingles up there. Sometimes certain jokes you'd be like, wait,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: I'm like, let me limit my niggas.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Get the crowd niggas.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: Do let me limit my niggas in here and let
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: me Yeah, you don't want them to invite. Yes, I'll
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: be limiting my niggas. I might drop one or two
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: niggas predominantly white crowd or now I'm doing close to
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: no no niggas because we were in hard times right now,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: we in some serious as Tom's right now, I'm like,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: you know, because I used to sprinkle my nigga in now,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: I'm just trying to.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: You don't even want them to even think about it.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: I don't even think about don't even get the thought.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: I'll say. One of the worst shows I did was
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: at a studio because he had booked this white girl
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: to come and be the headliner from New York City
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: who didn't even show up and he booked me black promoter.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: He booked me for a lesser price, and I was
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: local and I've been headlining longer than her. And he
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: did that because he thought I couldn't handle a white audience.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: He had no idea most a lot of my fan
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: base is white.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: I was just doing that.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: I was just in that crossover period of comedy where
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: I started gaining a lot of white fans and supporters,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: and I've learned how to successfully make mainstream or white
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: rooms laugh, right.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 11: You know.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: So he booked me thinking that, and then I went
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: in there and tore that ship up. But the show
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: was terrible. But I was good, you know, I was good.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: I was good.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: I just didn't like being underminded like that.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: He said, you lost the game, but I dropped forty.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's exactly what it was like.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: Well, we got some questions, a couple questions from our
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: discord for you, okay, for.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: These people who are asking randomly.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: You know, asking you specificity. Yeah. So first question, they said,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: what is the most difficult part of comedy that most
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: people wouldn't know about?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: Hmm, I'll say doing it when you don't feel like
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: doing it, but still doing it, you know, no matter
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: what kind of day you had. If you have a show,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: you gotta go do that show. I've done argued with
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: boyfriends and then walk right on stage. I was going
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: through breakups or like I said, I have a drug
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: addict mother. I'll be dealing with her bullshit and then
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: walking right on stage and the crowd has no idea.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: How did you sell the TV?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: I had?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: It bolted to?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: How did you bring you some cigarettes?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: Literally?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: I cannot get no cool.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: You know, I'll be driving to a show in shambles,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: going through something soon as I get there. How are
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: you feeling like.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: I want to kill myself exactly?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: So learning, I'm like, because it's a job. You sure
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: got to show up to work no matter what's going
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: on in your life. You know, that was one of
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: the hardest parts. And I'll say right now, I'm trying
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: to master right becoming a smarter comic. You know, Like
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: I'm very silly. I say silly jokes. I'll have some
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: truth jokes in there, and I have great stories that
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: I tell, so we get it. I'm funny, but there
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: is something beyond funny when it comes to stand up.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: It's craftmanshit and the ability to be able to craft
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: a really well written joke and be able to teach
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: the audience something at the same time while making them laugh.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: And I would like to hone in on that a
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: little more. And I know that comes with time and
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: age and wisdom experience. So that's something like that I
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: would like to try, because in New York I'm surrounded
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: by that. You know, I'm surrounded by people who are
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: doing thought provoking comedy most of the time. And here
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: you got me, I'm just straight up entertaining as fuck
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: fun to look at. Be like, like you, You'll want
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: to support me, You'll want to come there, but you're
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: not about to learn a whole lot, But you're gonna
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: walk away feeling confident in loving yourself, right, you know,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: that is what I do provide.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: You know, sometimes I would think that's probably more important
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: for people.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: You might not get a history lesson, but you won't
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: walk away feeling like you can do anything.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: People going to you like go to comedy shows, like
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: to laugh and feel good.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean learning is great.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: So it's like, so maybe I'm overthinking it in a way,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: Maybe that's my style is still necessary.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's just that.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: I guess. I guess being amongst other comics. Other comics
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: can make you feel bad about it, feel.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: Like it's something like you kind of feel a little
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: bit insecure about yeah, a little bit.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like damn, I am smart, I am a college graduate.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: I did work in corporate America. Maybe I should talk
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: more about these things than those experiences and all that
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: stuff like that. But I also have amazing titty jokes
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: also super silly that are super silly, fun and actually creative.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: I am on a weight loss journey. I do want
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: to talk about being a big girl, like because there's
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: a bunch of fat bases out there that can relate. Like, like,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: these are some things I do want to talk about,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: but you get boxed in when you only talk about
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: those things. So I feel like it is necessary to
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: also expand, you know, it's just challenging. It's challenging. It's challenging.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: As he sprinkle a little bit, and yeah, that's what
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: I've been doing lately. I've been trying to get a
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: little like I'm not trying to get political, but I'll
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: sprinkle some politics in there. Like I got to joke about,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: you know, me being carjacked at gunpoint, and a big
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: hitter for me is Hey, I was Black Lives Matter
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: all summer, but that night of Bitch Blood Blue.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Get these niggas are robbing me, you know, President.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: Okay, So like I'm trying to sprinkle in real life
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: experiences and a little bit of my political take. It's
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: crazy because I was just I asked Chad GBT the
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: other day, I said, how can I become a smarter comic?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: It told me to.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: It said, you know, step outside your comfort zone and
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: the things that you digest as far as reading and
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: what you watch and write down each day, a take
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: from life that you believe in and if not a joke,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: right down in observation because later on it could form
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: into a joke.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Let say something like that, Yeah, that's what I
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: remember from like one of the things I remember from
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: the little class I took. He said, just right, like
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: little seed. I don't know, you know, yeah, yeah he
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: taught the class I did. He said, you just have
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: little ideas and they are like seeds and then you
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: just eventually they grow, some grow some don't.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like you, I can go in my notes right
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: now and like it's ship in there that don't make sense,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: Like if somebody found my notes, Like I'm gonna go
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: in here right now and tell you, like the first
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: line that's on there, okay, m hm, oh, I just
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: wrote my feet, My feet is like a diamond and
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: the rough Oh I got Jamaican feet. My mom stopped
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: kissing my feet in six months. Like that's all. That's
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: all I wrote.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: That's all I wrote.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: There's no joke, there's no thing. That's just elliptics that.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: Made me want to open my old one. You're saying
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: some rough stuff in here is uh, this is bad
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: all right?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: He's like, basically it's a premise, Like uh, like a
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: drinking the club is basically bad because it's the waste
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: of a drink, all right, man, that's all we got,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: spiking and drinking waste of a drink. I did waste
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: a lot of alcohol.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Is trying to buy. But that's why it stays in
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: the said. Yeah, that one's not making it. I was
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: trying to build on that.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: That was the floor.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: I got a hip replacement last year. Really, I don't
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: talk about that enough on stage. I had the hip
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: of an old white man.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: You have got some metal plate in there.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I'm I'm bionic. I'm a woman now.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: My flexibility is damn there all the way back. And
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: I had an injury. I had a sports injury. I
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: was powerlifting. Oh wow, too much powert I do like
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: lifting weights when I when I'm in my bed, I
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: like to lift weights. Okay, So I heard something crack
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: on the way down. It's probably like seven years ago.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: With that pain, I did therapy. I did a cortison,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: steroids shots, I did pilates. I was trying all types
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: of stuff, steam treatments, whatever they I was. I paid
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: like close to like five hundred dollars for this guy
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: that like for these people to like rub and pray
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: and do a spiritual cleanse.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 12: On the hip like it was.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: I was just Jamaica and had the niggas on the
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: boat just rub yeah, right, same thing.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: Then I was like I started. I was walking with
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: a limp. I was walking with a crazy ass limp,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: and it was my mojo bad. I was like, oh,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: and then, you know, sexually, That's why I want to
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: talk about this because it was limiting me in the bedroom.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: I couldn't want I couldn't ride dick, my.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 13: Girl hit you know, my girl also had a hip replace.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 13: I couldn't hip replacements. A lot of my girlfriends had
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 13: hip replacements.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: I was up there for a few seconds and had
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: to get down. I was like, oh yeah, you know,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: and I was go think I grew up a dancer
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: and stuff, so that was depressing for me. I was like, damn,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: I can't bus this bussy open.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 12: Like I used to.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: She's like, listen, a couple of years ago, I would
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: have put it on you.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm plaining.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: It's not like this.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: Let me talk to you for a second. I know
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: we're about to get in this. But typically this is
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: how you know, by any chance, do you have any
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: w D.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: Notice Usually would go I got.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: To click bringing up this was me back in my day,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: you know. And the thing is, men truly don't give
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: a fuck. You know how many niggs turn into I
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 5: was having doing my thing dating and when I would
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 5: you know, we will hook up and go to that level.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: Each of them turned into a massage therapist, like oh,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: I can get that out because the pussy right there.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: They're like no, no, no, no, I got it.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 12: I got them.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: They're trying to they thinking they could go like this
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: and then just wind me up. They like to wait,
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: like is it working?
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Like you know how about them?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: And you know what I hold?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: Your hand made it hand, maybe made me spread a
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: lot of things up and loosen up. But now I
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: got a hip replacement. Shout out the doctor, Philly hair man,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: you changed the bitch life, doctor Philly head.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: That's like a whole year to recover, right, No, no,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: it took the younger you are.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: Hip replacements are super easy apparently, and the technology around
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: it is much more advanced than it was back in
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: the day. So it took me like a month.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, Yes, my first girlfriend she had a Remember, really, I.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: Thought I was too young for when they say you are, like,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to eventually get another one later on
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: in life. I went through the process and how it was.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: I don't mind. I healed so fast. I mean my
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 5: healing in my sixties or seventies might be different.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: But hopefully I'm rich by hopefully hopefully.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 7: All right, next question of what they got, they said,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 7: was your first bomb? Damn, I shouldn't be doing this
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 7: bomb or man, this crowd don't know good jokes bomb.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: It was more of the second.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: This crowd doesn't it was it wasn't.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: I definitely didn't feel like I shouldn't be doing this.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: It was year three of comedy for me, no year,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, year two of comedy. And it was Valentine's Day.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 5: I always was going through some ship with the damn men.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: Always was always, so I remember it was Valentine's Day.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: Was it was my you know, my my womanly cycle,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: and I'm on my way to a show in Trenton,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: New Jersey. Everybody there doing their date nights and all
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: this stuff, and the crowd just wasn't feeling me. And
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: I was doing the same jokes at work all the time.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: They wasn't feeling me though. But I went up there,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: you know, and at the time I was talking about
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 5: my titties, and my titties was out, and these women
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: are with their men, so you know, I see them
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: and I'm up there and doing my thing and all that.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: They just like I remember, I panicked and said, I'm
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: on tour.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 12: Touring another y'all.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the slipped me up because I was at the
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 5: top of the show. The host slipped me up. The
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: rest of the damn show. You check her out. She
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: is on tour, and they was wrecking them, but uh man,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 5: and then at the end we all, you know, you
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: gotta I wanted to leave, but you had to wait
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 5: till the end to get paid. So I'm sitting through
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: everybody killing it. And then we're standing in like a
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: line saying by that everybody as they leave, and there's
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: this one woman. She just went like she was it's okay, baby,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: She's like, great job, great job, great job. She got
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: to me, she was like, it's okay, baby.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: You watched the whole of them.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: Have a few of them hit me with the bless
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: you the blessed your heart tap. I got a couple
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: of those that night. I was like, but I could
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 5: count my bombs like, it hasn't been much. And I've
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: never really outside of that moment where it was a
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: complete bomb, they wasn't laughing at anything. I've never had
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: a show where they didn't laugh at anything. I never
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 5: had that experience. I might have had a night where
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: I did okay, you know, and then I have nights
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: where I killed, which is most of the time.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: All yeah, she said, what's book? Damn right, what's failure?
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: Be an episode one on Netflix.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: That wasn't failure.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: I wish I was on Netflix.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: That was achievement on a different spectrum.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 5: I like the way you think more to one end,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 5: Good black Man, That's what I'm talking about.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Listen, we try, we try.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: I know that's right, all right.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: Next question, I guess it's for everybody. Now I'm opening
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: it up. What makes you irrationally angry? Start with you though?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. You asked me.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: What makes me irrationally angry?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: It's like something makes you angry, you know, like I
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: shouldn't be angry about that, but I'm still okay.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: I like, I don't like when I don't Damn, I
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: just was angry the other day. It was irrational though.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: Mm hmmm. Sometimes I'll say, sometimes caring about what somebody
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: else thinks, you know, if it's a person like that
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: I actually know whatever, strangers not too much, but like
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 5: people that I actually know. If I if I'll get
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 5: in my head about what they may think about me
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: and get irrationally mad about it. You know, that's that's one.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: It's a couple of things. Okay, it's a couple of things.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: Bad communication, bad communication rational Do you think so?
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: Because it takes it takes two sections to send a
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: text message, it does.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 5: I'm not being irrational.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: Nah, we're gonna validate that.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: So much.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: You said you had one.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: Mine is just bad drivers.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: Bad driver.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 6: It might be irrational, but it makes me irrationally mad
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 6: while I'm driving. But I don't have road rage. I'm
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 6: not the type of person like can pull up next
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 6: to somebody, but I am screaming. I do that when
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 6: I'm in the car, Like, yo, why the fuck? Like
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 6: if somebody doesn't get over, like they put their blinker
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 6: on it, they're taking long to get over.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: I'm the nigga, get the fuck up, like, I'll be
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: mad while I'm driving.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: So, yeah, they got these things you get stick on
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: your car and you press a button and it lights
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: up finger.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 6: I don't mind the light up machine gun. Okay, that's
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 6: that's a twisted metal Yeah that ship.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bad drivers.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: I do get angry when someone doesn't I let them
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: go on the road and they don't give me that
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 5: little wave. Yeah I don't like that.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's a rational you're like, No, I was being
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: I was. I can't get a good thing for you,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: like I let you win.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: I could have speed up and go back in front exactly,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: like do you do that thing?
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: Like if somebody pusses you off, just like you gotta
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: catch up to them so you can see them.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: You gotta see him.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: I have to see their face.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 5: I got you look like and then I won't say that,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 5: just stare at them.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: And then when I when, then when the want? I
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: get so mad that you robbed me of that piece
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: of ship And.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: I can't see that's my won Who's because I pull
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: up right next to him. I'm just staring.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: You can't see me. I see you though.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 7: It's funny because I'll be driving and my girlfriend will
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 7: just go and look at somebody like me mugging people, and.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: I have just fishbowl, no tent, and I'm like, you
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: want me to have to fight if somebody follows us home?
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: I gotta.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: See her doing it exactly all the way I can
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: see it doing. I'm chilling and she just.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: Like this bull boom pit bull mode like that damn girl.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: Now, my my, my irrational anger.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: It's also around driving, but I hate when birds swoop
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: down in front of the car as you're driving.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: Bird, yes, because you have all that realisted up here?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck are you down here? They see me?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: You see me?
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: The chicken? Why because it's fun.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: They're not even chicken. It's a pigeon. Why is a
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: pigeon paining chicken? It might be some in the ground man,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: Then wait till I drive by. Wait till I drive by.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: They can't tell because you're driving sixty months for an hour.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: Oho.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: Or you got the people that's walking across the crosswalk
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: and like they see you coming and like they're just
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: staring at you as they walk across. I'm like, bitch,
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: if I hit you, you know, it's thirty points, right,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: thirty points? Yeah, I don't know, it's thirty points.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of points. Y'all. Don't have a little
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: point system in your head, like can hit something thirty
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: points like driving points or like.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: Scoreboarding.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: You're sick. Like if I like the bigger, the bigger
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: the object.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: My point of is like if I hit that bird
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: that swooped down in front of my card, that's five points.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. If I hit some kids,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: maybe fifteen twenty. But that person that's walking slowly looking
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: at you like okay, move just that's thirty points.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: Thirty points is crazy points system? Why I just saw
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: like I just actually got irrationally mad at something today actually,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: and usually I notice, like when I get really mad
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: at something, I tend to just make jokes about it.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: Like I was talking to my dad and he was
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: like watching YouTube on the big TV. He just he
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: has an interesting algorithm like it really it's like a
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: mix of like The Wire, Snowfall clips, food and then
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: hood documentaries.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 5: He just lets it.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: He my dad watched, will watch anything. He'll just play
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: it and then he'll just let it go. You just
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: never know where it ends up. He'll start like with
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: season two highlights of the Wire. Then it's like Basketball
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: AAU clips.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: And then he was watching this one.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: He's like, this is the best eleven year old team
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: in the world, and I'm looking at as like these kids.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: It's like documentary style. It's like an hour long follow
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: these five eleven year old Basketball AAU team, like like
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: this is the highest ranked eleven year old and I'm
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: just getting mad. I was like, why the fuck are
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: we even scouting fucking these toddler niggas, Like it don't
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: even what do we wasting time?
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: Like we got a production team to look at the.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: Like, and I'm just thinking about the little knees getting
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: degenerated and fucking like they can't even ain't gonna be
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: able to whoop for real, And they get oh, be
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: cause they've been running their knees out doing sham gods
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: at eleven and I'm like, and it's a production team.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: Of production.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: It's like a niggas like and then it's a grown
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: ass man coach exploding on these children. Pause. I'm like.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: Crazy getting like that's why I was like, this is ridiculous.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: So that's yeah, I can see.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: I tried not to get irrationally angry too too much,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: like I get mad as low internet and like.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: That you know, that's mine.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: That was that's mine.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: That was happening today there was a T mobile outage.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know what doing.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 7: I don't I don't know what type of like games
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 7: they're playing with me, but my normal internet does not
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 7: work like.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: I could could it. No, it was I'm in the
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: room with the router and the reels not load line
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: is the same thing. You got to turn it off,
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: turn it back on, and then do a T.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 5: And T has the worst internet ever. I had to
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: switch from them. I got Optimum. Now I missed comcasts,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: but I mean a different area Now.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: Coast. You like, how Optimum is available?
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: Hair, No, I live I live up so Optimum, No,
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: I don't have it available.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: It's available because it's the only option I can have.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: An Optimum is.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: Hell on Earth.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: They got him in a three sixty deal.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: I hate Optimum so bad. You're in the house, Yeah,
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: I'm in the townhouse.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 5: Okay. So it's like they really get those people.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: They have a monopoly on the area. Like you can't
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: get nothing else unless you get that elon much salad,
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: like bullsh what the hell? And I'm not getting Yeah
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: that bullsh.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 5: He got his own internet.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that nigga got his own internet.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: You don't get a trillion there for nothing, that nigga.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: That nigga got his own internet, just doing ship, doing
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: rockets and internet, just all types of solar panels, internet
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: car How.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 5: Much does he give away and help people.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: Help? So I'll let you get the internet when you
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: pay for it.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 5: Exactly crazy.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, awesome fucking dog ship all.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: Next question. Next question, we were talking about Lebron, So
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: mm hmm, would you rather have ten k right now
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: or ten million dollars if you can beat Lebron one
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: on one in any athletic.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 6: Event, any athletic any athletic event. I'm pretty sure I
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 6: can beat Lebron in ping pong.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: You think he can beat his wings?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: Bring?
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I can beat him with ping pong.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 5: I might get him in double Dutch competitive double dutch.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: See you know what, they need some long ropes for
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: him or something.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't have a disadvantage anyway. They gonna be
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 5: turning like.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: I think a wing turbine.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 4: I think he would be too tall for a table
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 4: for ping pong.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: He might be too l he has to get downloaded. Yeah,
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: I'm just but that thing. The thing is that that's
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: something that I would I could see him just being
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: good at ping pong.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know why.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 5: I can just see Lebron just be like like like
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 5: something double Dutch.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 11: Know he'd be I learned from my eye, Lebron, I
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 11: need a ten millise.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 5: I don't ship I could throw the shot put in
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 5: the discus really far but wronger. So he might get me.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: But he wouldn't even know where to start.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but he's on that strength though.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: Nah.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: No, I think you have him off the bs, the
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: metal weight, the discus he might not have like the
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: right rotation or release. You don't know.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, I think the double Dutch.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's a good that's probably better.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 5: Competitive double DUTs.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: I'm going ten mil for ping pong. You're gonna see
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 4: a different side of me.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: I'm going.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: I know he just started golf, so I'm gonna go
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: with golf.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 5: I think I can be at least the most least athletic.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, take all his athleticism out of it.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 5: This is social sport to me. Golfing.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: I mean I was golfing.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 5: That's a good one.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: I don't think I'm beating him and anything. Keenan, you
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: gotta believe in yourself.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: He had long reach. He definitely stronger than me too.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: I know that grip strength is crazy, huh, because you gotta.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: Have grip strength for what about like biking or something biking?
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: I know he do that ship for fun.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: There's nothing not I don't know. Bowling, m you know
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: what I might.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: I think he might be aid bowling.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 5: You can I feel like lebron ship, Yeah.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: Shooting ship from deep Uh? You know I could try bowling.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: I could try bowling.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: You know that might with him at swimming.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think so, because I know he definitely
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: uses swimming for therapy. So like, okay, at that age,
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: you know that.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: I never seen you swimm day in my life. I'm
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 5: over here like.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: Non and things. I don't swim like I used to
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: swim a lot for ten mi, right, Mike, you have anything, I'm.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: Gonna take ten racks? Yeah, all right, dumb He was like,
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: I'm makeing next little bitty do do the practical thing.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 5: That is funny.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: Some stocks and bonds to ten thousand.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: Here you that's super wrestle, free money size and Mike,
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: you definitely got the leverage.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: It's Lebron. You think Lebron not picking him up and
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: throwing him nowhere. He ain't that strong.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 5: It's not what they do but wrestling.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're both doing it now.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm on your side.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: I just we want you to get the ten mil.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: That's what it is, you know, I like to I
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: like to live in reality. You played freshman football, you
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: know how to drive you as alignment? Huh? You played
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: freshman football. You know how to drive you a line?
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: Mean you just got people.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 5: And you know what did y'all choose with that dinner
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 5: with jay Z or one hundred million dollars z Z.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 4: In the hell?
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: Like brown Bro, jay Z that money. That's not anti
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: ja for money talking to.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: That was weird.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: It's not even that that was that. I don't think
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 3: that there's anything that jay Z could tell me right
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: now that can instantly just give me money.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: Nothing.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 4: I think if I went to that dinner with ja Z,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 4: he would tell me to go why did not take
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: that money?
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: Same thing with Jesus. I think Jesus would say the
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: same thing, like I gave you the bag, why are
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: you here talking to me?
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 5: Just always take the bag.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: Always take the bag and then go talk to him later.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 5: I see you later because I got the bag in
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 5: the same room.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: We're going to end up in the same rooms. Now,
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: give me money. Mm hm wow, No, no, no, we
• 1:31:59
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  Speaker 1: terrorizing some.
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  Speaker 9: We did.
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  Speaker 2: I just put them all around?
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: We did, okay, we we We had my house. I
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 5: put the vinegar in the bowl, put a LUINFOI in there,
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 5: poke some holes.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: They're all going there and okay, I was just dumping
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: them when you walked in. They were just in there.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: We got we gotta straighten up. We having a gall
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: in the house.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: Had to go.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: Here.
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  Speaker 1: I can't double a little bit before you got pe
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: on the toilet. We are at the end of the day,
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: you know, we are entertaining all the lids down.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 5: YEA, did a great job.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: Appreciate appreciate, appreciate it.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: What's your let's just say, what's your food? Unpopular opinion?
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm?
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: We heard that well done steak bulls in an hour ago?
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: Is that it is?
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: There?
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: Is there one worse than that?
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 12: My food?
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 5: Unpopular opinion? Besides the pineapples on the pizza in the.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm not a huge sweet with my savory type
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 5: of girl.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: Oh that's Mike, just me you you know what I mean.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 5: Just's separate, like we ain't got a separate you know.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 5: I'm not heavy on my sweet and my savory being together.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 5: There are now there are quite a few dishes that
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 5: have made me reconsider something.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: But not not enough.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, what's your favorite food?
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 5: My favorite food? I don't think there's one. I don't
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 5: think there's one. I do not think there's one. But
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 5: my go to cuisine. I grew up Jamaican, so Jamaican
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 5: food is my favorite cuisine. I'll have to say. I'll
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 5: follow that up with I'll follow that up with Italian.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: What's your favorite Jamaican dish?
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 5: My favorite Jamaican dish I love.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: It's not even in the room issue.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 5: A classic oxtail racing piece, cabbage, you know, platter amazing,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 5: and a little bit of jerk chicken in there.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 3: That jerk chickenhead every time and every time I got
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 3: spot by me there often.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 7: I don't know if I got pool craved or sentail,
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 7: but did you'll see the thing talking about the jerk
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 7: or not the drink. The oxtail wasn't actually oxtail. Some
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 7: of it was like kangaroo tail. What, yeah, it's based
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 7: on like the shape of like the inside part, you
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 7: know what.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: I'm kangaroo yack. I was like, it's good as exactly
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: if it's I.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 5: Don't want to know. I don't I don't even need
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 5: to know the origin of oxtail. Just keep making that
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 5: ship like ho they're teaching us too much, you know,
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 5: hot dogs is man.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: Just burn that ship and put it on a bike.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 5: I tell you what you said, you know what them
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 5: nuggets come. You know what the nuggets do like.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: Don't care, don't care, don't cares on a bun serve
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: with bliky is on the bun.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're on a food run, so I got a
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: probably one more food question. Let me see, I just
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: saw it.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 7: Mm hmm Okay, for the next twenty four hours, every
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 7: hard boiled egg you eat is worth ten thousand dollars ship?
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: How many are you eating?
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: As many as I can fit?
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: And yes, my body, you can't do deviled eggs.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: Oh it doesn't help.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: What double You don't like double eggs?
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: Like you don't like deviled eggs.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 5: I love deviled eggs. You know they try to call
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 5: them angel eggs?
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: Now right?
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 2: Why the.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: Ship ship ain't then wrong? A man angel egg bitch?
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: Are you still putting a little trying to do that exactly?
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: I love me a double digg some hot sauce on
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: there or someone, you know, the bacon jam, the bacon bacon.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 5: In the double eggs and restaurant, the little.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: Put a little bit. I'll be eating those after the
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: twenty four hours that's still going. You gotta come on,
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: I'm with anything for.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 5: Money, so you'll eat so What don't you like about
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 5: double eggs?
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: I don't like the I like.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: I only like eggs cook, like when the eggs are like,
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 2: I don't like that egg smell.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 5: So you don't like eggs at all?
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: Nah, I really just scrambled just like cook eggs ship
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: I had?
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 5: I mean you can eat bull and still smash them up?
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: True?
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, eggs solid.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: Listen for ten thousand a piece, I'm gonna make it ship,
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: especially if I can use condiments.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: What barbcues make it work? What if they deep fry
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: the ball egg?
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: Though?
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: That does not have that It takes away from the
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: X smell.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 5: I had that the Soul Food restaurant.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: You know, I've never had that before.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 5: Eliminade.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: I'm inclined.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 5: I eliminated, but you ain't never had it me.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: How do you contain it?
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: I think I can get through like maybe three dozen easy,
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: like the Ghanaian easy.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 5: Three dozen and a half for like the full no
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 5: be full twenty four hours.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: That'll be like six dozen devil decks, which sounds crazy.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 4: But twenty four hours, yeah, twenty four hours, you mean
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 4: full off of devil decks?
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: Can you get how much ten thousand each? Ten thousand each.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 5: Pop double eggs, like it's popcorn anyway.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: So to be honest, it might have to be a challenge.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: Mister B sponsored this video. We're gonna do two thousand
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: challenge challenge in the boxing, like what a million? Fifty
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars will be my goal? Do fifty easy?
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: I think you have. Oh, it's gonna be.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 5: Lighting the airplane up with that bag of money though
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 5: heavy as just sitting and.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even got the bag of money.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: I mean money.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: Listen at that price, but I ain't even gonna hire it.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: It's just gonna right with that money.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 4: This is how staky rich I am.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, sir, A lodge of money poor around rich.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 12: Have some of the corn.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 5: What's your broken?
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: Broken? Let money richer?
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: Broken?
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: Are you?
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 4: I said fifty, I mean five hundred years fifty eggs.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: That smell you smell it's not eggs, it's rich.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 2: Fifty is to be a millionaire whatever.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of eggs.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 4: That's a that just funny.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you get twenty four hours.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: I'm locked in hours, locked in listen.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a couple of salad I'm gonna go
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 2: to sleep, wake up east more.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a couple of day.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: We're gonna make it exactly. M h that's like now, dude,
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: I got to eat the whole egg, like with the yolk. Yeah,
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: you have the whole egg.
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  Speaker 1: Whole egg with the yolk. Yeah, but you know they
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  Speaker 1: blend that egg shape. I put it, I put it.
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  Speaker 6: I'm an iPad here when I eat. Put a nice
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  Speaker 6: little YouTube video on chilling watched. I watched the documentary
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  Speaker 6: about leve year old basketball players.
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  Speaker 1: A little Jabari is shooping though he hasn't seen his
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  Speaker 1: parents in three months.
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Most of them gold left. Come on, you see the film.
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  Speaker 2: You got no left.
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  Speaker 1: But the one more, one more?
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  Speaker 2: I mean something.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let me see what I can find. Off
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  Speaker 1: with a bangor why not? That was a poop question.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: End off with some ship, all right?
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 4: Already about get out on anna lie.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: Huhm. Ship when I thought you too fine?
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  Speaker 2: Think about as all you do is about.
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  Speaker 5: About women taking it? Like I know you're in relationships now.
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  Speaker 5: It's a great question. Since your in relationships, when did
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  Speaker 5: y'all women first take a ship? In yall presence, in
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 5: my presence, or like just you know, like you knew
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  Speaker 5: she was taking this ship. She she finally didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Give a fuck. Honestly, I don't know. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: I've ever been long enough.
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  Speaker 6: So though, right, yeah, I'm saying I haven't like if
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  Speaker 6: I'm in the shower she's coming and started shipping, or
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  Speaker 6: I know she shouldn't.
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  Speaker 5: Like you, you're just like you just you just mind
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  Speaker 5: your business.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I literally I'm trying to think of
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 6: all the relationships I've been in. I mean, it's on
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 6: my third one.
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  Speaker 5: But I dated someone who did not want me to
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 5: take a ship in the house. What we had two bathrooms?
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 1: Are you supposed to go? Yeah, what the fuck? You
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: gotta go to the donuts down the street. I'm gonna
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 1: tell you what happened ship one time and you up?
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 2: He said.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: No more, my pipes aren't ready for your partners. Oh yeah.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 3: So so like like at this moment, okay, so I
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 3: don't think so she still doesn't fart around me. But
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 3: the thing is like like she may fart in and
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 3: like I may walk in then like I see her,
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 3: like do we smell it? But like the first time,
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 3: like we couldn't get away from each other, like having
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: to take a ship, so like before we move together,
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 3: like her the the bathroom was never in like the
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 3: main room, so like she'd be able to go away.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 3: But when we took a cruise, that's that's mine too little.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 3: There was nothing you can hide with those There's no
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: hiding with those ships.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 1: And the thing is what you accept.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 3: My stomach was going through some ship during that cruise,
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: so everything like it was just sounded like I just
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 3: had a water gun.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 1: Just squirting out the water.
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  Speaker 2: Just crazy.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 1: No, no amount of music can hide.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 2: My girl has always dealt with my ship like day one,
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: because I just I'm laying them out. I don't care
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 2: where I'm at, what it is, I don't care who
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: you talking.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: To the same way it's getting.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 2: I'm syracking that I'll be cracking up.
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  Speaker 5: Well, my last my last relationship. We're together three years. Yeah,
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 5: I mean I used to let it rip. He hated
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 5: it so bad that I started doing it for fun.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: Because now now I'm at the point where she she's
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: starting to relax a little bit, so she won't just
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 2: completely laying I'm gonna just like yet with a nigga.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 5: She'll just do She'll do that half like that's he's
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 5: like letting the rip.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 9: She's just doing like I just tall like a little naughty,
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 9: like you know, like, oh girl, you're crazy. Hope, don't
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 9: like a SpongeBob where I'm sorry, I'm ugly not at all.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 9: My boy, good heaven.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 5: If I passed gas around him, he would just spray immediately.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 2: He was no fun.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 1: He was like, lady, my god, he said.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 5: Girls aren't allowed to fart and ship.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 1: I was like, Kenny n b that woman, that's like,
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: you fucked up now? Now he fund up? I was like,
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 1: fucked up now, Kenny?
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 5: He used to spray immediately did?
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 1: He was that for his own farts? What Now?
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 3: I don't think I'll ever be be comfortable enough. Where
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 3: have you seen the little train where it's like guess
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 3: my heart?
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 11: No?
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 3: No, So like your algorithms, people people in relationships like
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 3: guess my fart, and then like they'll guess like the
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 3: sound like and then like they're farting to see if
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 3: like that's the actual sound that comes out.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think I ever could be that comfortable now.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 1: I could never get turning into a game.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is always si I could never want to
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 2: be free.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think he thinks he was used to
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 5: think I should get out of the bed and like
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 5: go on the hallway.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 1: All right, man again, Yo, what the hell? I've had
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 1: the fart on my leg while were sleeping like that?
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 5: You people out there paying for fart?
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 2: Could I can't do it?
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 1: I can't finish until you do it, all right, man, I.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 5: Can't till you do it. We didn't end up on ship.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's usually go man.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 5: I want to ask me anything, y'all can if you
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 5: want to flip it. You're talking about care bears or.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 2: Some ship.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 1: You see the time, the time we're here, we're here, Well,
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: did you want that question?
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 4: Or Now that was a great I think that's a
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 4: perfect Then we got you shut shout out the ice.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 1: Can j Cole to a lot of poop bars there.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 1: But once you said, all you know is time to go.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 5: And I think people should be shipped more anyway.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 4: Absolutely healthy, more in public to know, yes, like public
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 4: bathroom and bathroom.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 5: Think like okay, never know not The worst place is
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 5: a porter party.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: That's next.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 1: I could never avoided if you can in the airplane, I.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 4: Should the airplane for I shouldn't word a body.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I make sure them bounces in.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 5: People fight the plane, don't eat watch what you eat
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 5: getting on that flight.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 3: As soon as I wake up, I'm sitting on toilet
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 3: for at least thirty minutes to make sure everything moves out.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Kenny, Jesus. About the drinks, drinks, what I
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 1: do is I drink and prune juice everything. You get
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 1: a full bottle of mirror up on the gator read
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 1: because again, just like the cruise, you on the plane,
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: you can't hide that ship. You can't. You can't hide
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 1: that person.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 3: Everybody in the plane anything is Let the bathroom be
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 3: in the back of your seat in the front. And
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 3: now you've walked you like you gotta you gotta trail
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 3: that thing all the way to the back.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: Your douky air up.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 2: The whole crop.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 1: Dust in the plane is crazy.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 5: It's nowhere for the air to go nowhere.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 1: You're just stuck in that air until.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 3: You get the Boston Like and then the motherfucker that's
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 3: sitting by the bathroom shoes you come out, they're looking at.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 5: You like right on time with you, but you know
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 5: what's going on, Like get on my face.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 2: Giving a hard time. He's gonna follow airplane bathrooms only
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 2: for pig Well on that insightful note. Once you set,
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: all you know is time to go and at the
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 2: end of the day to day is most surely going
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 2: to end.
• 1:47:18
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