Latest / DadBodSportsCards Podcast / Bonus Episode - Draft Night Unfiltered: Bad Picks, Trash Talk & Fantasy Football
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- DadBodSportsCards: At least I know him. FlintTown: Jumping in. DadBodSportsCards: I don't know. I don't know. That's that's on him. GNG: Dude Flint is all like Flint is all like speedy, like it's like J-Rack jumping on and sounds he's like high on like speed or something. Keck: You look like you're on Down syndrome. GNG: I look like what? DadBodSportsCards: Jesus. Jesus. Hold on. I got I got a special song. I FlintTown: We have to edit that out DadBodSportsCards: I got a special song for Flint. GNG: Like my wound right here, look at this shit. DadBodSportsCards: Playing some good Charlotte for my buddy Flint. FlintTown: GNG just got hit in the Keck: I guess. FlintTown: side of the head with a brick. Keck: You guys ready to start? Alright. DadBodSportsCards: Yep. Keck: J Rack better be ready. FlintTown: Where is J-R-I-F-E? GNG: my gosh, bro. I look like crap right now, dude. Look at that. FlintTown: On the clock. DadBodSportsCards: Alright, J Rock J Rock's on the clock. J Rock's on the clock. Worst case, like I w I don't put the full recording. Like FlintTown: my god. DadBodSportsCards: I'll just put up clips on Keck: Everybody's online besides now there's now, okay. DadBodSportsCards: Dom's gonna cut in and out because he's Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: watching clarinet. that's going by pretty quick. CMC. Wow. GNG: Man, this is getting s this is getting spicy, brother. DadBodSportsCards: CMC at number four. FlintTown: Who the heck is A-Fox? Dom: Can you guys hear me? Keck: It's Ballrider. FlintTown: Come on, bull rider! DadBodSportsCards: Whoa, whoa. Dom: Can you guys hear okay? DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, who who who is that? yeah, that's Dom. Yeah, we can hear you, Dom. Dom: Okay, cool. FlintTown: He's all secretive. Okay. Keck: Let me I'm gonna text him. He's at a football game, but I told him he's online. FlintTown: Yeah, he's on. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, his his green dot's on. Yeah, Dom's green dot is not on. GNG: Sponsored to you by Red Bull. FlintTown: What's the ADP mean? DadBodSportsCards: Average draft position. Yep. GNG: Average draft position, Flint. Keck: Go grab one of your magazines and read about it there. DadBodSportsCards: Is your one of the magazines? Dom: Ha ha ha. FlintTown: Dumb! DadBodSportsCards: Uh-huh. Dom: It's never gonna get old. DadBodSportsCards: No, it's not. It's not. FlintTown: My 2022 or 2020... what was it? 2012... Zach Moss. DadBodSportsCards: Jonathan Taylor. Okay, that's not bad. St. Brown. Good pick. GNG, what is he gonna go? Jordan Love? Keck: Ha ha ha. FlintTown: We know Dadbot's gonna pick. DadBodSportsCards: No no you don't, 'cause I'm I gotta dominate again. So to lose in the playoffs. JSN, I'm next. FlintTown: That's a good pick. Keck: Terrible pick. DadBodSportsCards: Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Dom: Are you pausing for dramatic GNG: Yeah, that's how I felt. Dom: effect? We know it's Caleb, let's go. DadBodSportsCards: No, it's not. It's not. Dom: you son of a Keck: fuck. Dom: bitch. FlintTown: Who was that? DadBodSportsCards: James Cook. Keck: Down. FlintTown: No, who's talking? Keck: That was done. DadBodSportsCards: And I was down. Keck: I that's what I want to GNG: What up dog? Keck: do, but Dom: What up? FlintTown: Zach Moss, Dom. GNG: How you doing, man? FlintTown: Zach Moss. DadBodSportsCards: No, don't no you gotta play to win. Play to win. Dom: Well no, he didn't take Caleb, so I'm not taking Moss. Bastard. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, I I know, I know. FlintTown: Zach Moss. Booga. DadBodSportsCards: Puka GNG: he picked Puka Puka on Yuka. DadBodSportsCards: HN, nice. That is. FlintTown: That's a good pick, Beck. Keck: I know. That's why I did it. DadBodSportsCards: Whoa, whoa. Keck: Dude, having ten kinda sucks with you get a couple good ones in the first round, then you gotta wait twenty more pick GNG: Take ten. FlintTown: Yeah. GNG: You wanna switch? DadBodSportsCards: It's too late now. FlintTown: Can you trade? DadBodSportsCards: It's too late now. FlintTown: No, I mean in-house trades. DadBodSportsCards: That's for Archeck to fuck around with. Keck: They're trading on the draft. DadBodSportsCards: you guys are gonna let me get Justin Jefferson. I'll take it. I'll take it. James Cook and Justin FlintTown: Why not? One of the best in the league! DadBodSportsCards: Jefferson? Yeah. FlintTown: But who's throwing to him? DadBodSportsCards: The midget. The midget. Keck: Dude, you guys see those memes where Kyle Murray's running around like this big and the whole t dude, FlintTown: Yeah, Keck: I fucking died. DadBodSportsCards: It's fucking hil Dom: Those are awesome. DadBodSportsCards: it's fucking hilarious. FlintTown: it is. I think Kyler DadBodSportsCards: It's hilarious, man. FlintTown: will get benched to be honest. Dom: I hope so. FlintTown: GNG, do you know genties hurt? GNG: Yeah, you got he's young, DadBodSportsCards: Genty Yeah, g yeah. GNG: I mean. FlintTown: He's young, he's her. Keck: He's young it's only for a season, bud. Say no DadBodSportsCards: It still hurt. Keck: dynasty. Dom: Take it easy, Epstein. DadBodSportsCards: I know, but he might be out week one. FlintTown: Take it easy, abstain? GNG: It's about long term. You gotta last a long time, not just for a minute. DadBodSportsCards: Whoa, whoa. Wait, we we we talking Keck: Really play like thirteen weeks. DadBodSportsCards: football? Josh Allen. Wow, that was quick. GNG: That's what she said. Keck: He's gonna He's gonna get your DadBodSportsCards: Ha ha Keck: point, that's all matters. FlintTown: looking at it DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, but that Keck: He scores a thousand points a year. DadBodSportsCards: but not as many points as our defense. FlintTown: Hey, I was looking at it as he runs in for lot of touchdowns too. DadBodSportsCards: He does. Keck: really? You just figured that out after eight years? FlintTown: DUDE! DadBodSportsCards: It's it's what his magazine says. It's FlintTown: Wait. GNG: Dude, I feel like Flynn's drafting the same team he did last year. FlintTown: Crackin' another one, boys! DadBodSportsCards: Ha ha GNG: Dude, Flint had Josh Allen last year. I don't know if you had Saint Brown, but you had Josh Allen. FlintTown: Did I? GNG: Yeah, you had Josh Allen last year, dude. Keck: he was terrible anyway, that matters. FlintTown: Kenneth Walker. He's hurt too, GTK. GNG: That's a good pick. Keck: Sucks to be him. FlintTown: What's little Gambit wanting to do now? DadBodSportsCards: He's got Bijan. He'll probably go wide receiver. He'll probably go like pickins. Yeah, I was gonna say Pickens, FlintTown: I Bijon is a great pick. Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: yeah. FlintTown: You pick Jefferson. He usually GNG: I know you guys are dogging gentry FlintTown: picks Jefferson. Keck: No get where the fuck's Jay? I might hear C J Rock in here. GNG: Dude, Genty's not a bad pick. I DadBodSportsCards: He's not, he didn't come in. GNG: know you're dogging me for that, but Keck: Ha ha. DadBodSportsCards: He's not a FlintTown: I DadBodSportsCards: bad pick, but he might be missing the first two weeks. That's the problem. FlintTown: actually have... Yeah, I have Gentie GNG: Well FlintTown: on my other dinat- er, on my other fantasy and then he got hurt. And I was DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. FlintTown: like, shit. Cause he was my first pick. DadBodSportsCards: well okay. Keck: Lave's gonna have seven more concussions this year. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: What's wrong with Saints receivers? I mean, look at Michael Thomas, how good he was and he had turf toe and he could never play again. FlintTown: Yeah. Keck: And a lot of these about at two a level. FlintTown: Brock Bowers is a good pick. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, I'm not impressed with this team so far. Like Gibbs, he probably could've got a better wide receiver. FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: Kyron. Wow. Okay. That's FlintTown: Hey, G &G! GNG: What's FlintTown: You're static. Your dial-up is DadBodSportsCards: Mm-hmm. FlintTown: static. Keck: He's in the car. DadBodSportsCards: He's in the car. FlintTown: I know! GNG: I'm in a car in a parking lot. FlintTown: then why is it so loud? DadBodSportsCards: He doesn't have I d I don't think he has I don't think he has the echo cancellation button. Let me see let me see if I could do that for him. Keck: I don't even know what that means. FlintTown: Well, it's like you're hearing all the background noise. Keck: No. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, I can't I can't do anything. GNG: There's a button for it. Keck: Josh won't have running backs. DadBodSportsCards: I don't know. It is if you have a mic, but I don't but you're on your phone, so I don't know how that works. Keck: Do you guys hear my A C running behind me? DadBodSportsCards: No. Keck: okay. How about Josh taking fucking three running backs already? I like that. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. FlintTown: this is a hard one. DadBodSportsCards: Javante. Keck: Not bad. FlintTown: Dallas is gonna be good. GNG: I can't believe you let me take Jeremiah Love on Keck: Are you taking all the love players? DadBodSportsCards: I mean he's hurt. I mean he's hurt too. GNG: Can you feel the love tonight? DadBodSportsCards: Both their running backs might not be playing week one. That's the funny part. Keck: Ha ha ha. FlintTown: You better take Zach Moss. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Anybody gonna draft Josh Jacobs? 'Cause he could be out for the first six weeks. FlintTown: yeah, he's gonna be gone Keck: Yeah, it's tough. GNG: Dude, I'm not even drafting FlintTown: for a while. GNG: him. I'm not even drafting him, dude. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. FlintTown: He hates women beaters. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: Yeah, Puka took a bite out of some chicken. He got he got drafted. FlintTown: Dude! Did you see that bite? DadBodSportsCards: I I didn't watch it, no. FlintTown: It's like a chunk. DadBodSportsCards: Is it really? FlintTown: Yeah. Keck: Well that's there needs to be a die cut. DadBodSportsCards: A AJ Brown's a good pick. That's a good pick. FlintTown: Yeah. Neighbors is a good pick. GNG: Won't you be my neighbor? Like a good neighbour state farmers there. DadBodSportsCards: Neighbors, yep. FlintTown: Won't you be my neighbor? DadBodSportsCards: back to back giants. Neighbors and Scat. Alright. Keck: I always thought myself of sometimes, so well. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Tyler Warren. All right, good. Now I can go now I can go Caleb Williams. There we go. We're good now. It's exactly how my mock draft went. Dom: Well, you screwed all my mocks 'cause I put Caleb in the first round. Keck: I did have mock draft earlier DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: and I didn't have anywhere near these players, so I don't know. Chicago back to back. DadBodSportsCards: Bam, Bam Junior just texted me. I guess he's at the high school near my house because Flavana's playing his his high school. FlintTown: really? DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, so he's like eighty-one yard kick return touchdown for Flavana. I was like, nice. But I don't I feel I'd feel weird going to that game because my high schoolers are graduated already. So I only got elementary kids now. FlintTown: Hey, G &G! Hey, GNG, mute your thing until you want to talk. DadBodSportsCards: It's really buggin' flint. FlintTown: Yes. Keck: Ha ha ha. FlintTown: Because it's static. All you're hearing is static. Keck: You're kinda have you have static two for me. But Dad Bot's clear. DadBodSportsCards: Now now Dom: Yeah, same here. DadBodSportsCards: now Flavana recovered a fumble. He's like he's so pissed. He's getting upset over high school. Alright, we got Ray Rice. FlintTown: Ready your eyes. Keck: Not Ray Rice. DadBodSportsCards: And then Garrett Dom: Ray Rice. DadBodSportsCards: Wilson. Rasheed Rice. We were talking about we were talking about wife we're Keck: Come on, Flick. DadBodSportsCards: talking about wife beaters earlier, so Zay. FlintTown: I don't know how about a say. Keck: I don't like say DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, I don't think so. I I don't like him either. I don't think he's a number one, like a true number one. FlintTown: I don't either. Josh Jacobs at GTK. Keck: Mecca. FlintTown: I was gonna take. Keck: Not anymore, nerd. DadBodSportsCards: Ha. Dom: Ha ha ha. DadBodSportsCards: J Mo and then Waddle. Keck: What FlintTown: Dog down dog down Big year for JMo, I'm telling you. DadBodSportsCards: Do here. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Dom: Whoever you don't take, I'm taking. DadBodSportsCards: Fuck it. Yeah. Fuck it. I'll take three. It's Keck: Four bears in a row? DadBodSportsCards: always it's three. Lovelin, Caleb, and Luther. Keck: Well for the internet. DadBodSportsCards: Hmm. Nice p nice pick on Swift. Yeah. FlintTown: Swift is a bad pick. Keck: Swift. Yeah, Swift it was it's not a bad one. Dom: It was gonna be Swift or Burden. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. FlintTown: What about Rome? DadBodSportsCards: Rome Rome's gonna I think gonna be more of a red zone threat. Dom: Shh, I got a pick FlintTown: which Dom: coming soon. DadBodSportsCards: He's gonna pick Rome next. He's gonna pick Rome next. Devontae. FlintTown: Jugs go quick, Rome. DadBodSportsCards: I had James Cook in this league last year. FlintTown: James Cook is a great pick. He's so undervalued. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. GNG: Hey, just say when I'm when I gotta pick 'cause I'm trying to get home now. Keck: You got a couple here. Let me DadBodSportsCards: We gotcha, yeah. You'll be right at you'll be right after me. Architects could have used the full two minutes. FlintTown: Yeah Keck: Maybe. DadBodSportsCards: He's looking off so he's looking in a magazine. Look, he's looking off on the off the screen. Keck: I'm on my fucking computer, dick. Dom: He's got someone helping him off screen. DadBodSportsCards: Right. Laporta. Laporta. He made his wait for Dom: Never mind. DadBodSportsCards: Laporta? Never mind. FlintTown: Goodbye Rome. DadBodSportsCards: Do it. Pick Keck: I've never drafted a sleep wrap on my laptop, DadBodSportsCards: pick Rome. Pick Rome. Keck: it's different. FlintTown: Chrome DadBodSportsCards: There's the roam pick. Keck: Well we know where all the bears are going. DadBodSportsCards: man, I don't want All FlintTown: You're up next. You're up. DadBodSportsCards: right, GNG you're up. FlintTown: You're up, J and G. He knows. DadBodSportsCards: Jobur. That's that's that's a good pick. FlintTown: Alright, you guys know this player? DadBodSportsCards: DJ Moore, yeah. FlintTown: I think he's gonna actually have a good year. DadBodSportsCards: I'm surprised you picked him over Keon Coleman. Yeah. Keck: Is is Zach Moss available for the draft? FlintTown: I Dom: Yeah. FlintTown: was neck moss getting drafted don't worry DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, he he's gonna get drafted by one of us eventually. FlintTown: Yeah, he's getting drafted. Trevion Henderson is actually a good pick too. DadBodSportsCards: See, I think that's a good pick, but man, they love s who is it? Stevenson? Keck: Remandre Ramondre gets a lot FlintTown: Yeah, they do. Keck: of touches, man. He's good too. DadBodSportsCards: He does. He does. But now they got AJ Brown, so like we'll see. Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: How much touches Henderson gets because Stevenson is getting Stevenson's still the starter. FlintTown: Is he? DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Which I don't know why, but I mean they they gave him the ball more in the playoffs too than Henderson. Keck: Yeah, I got a lot more. FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. FlintTown: There's a sneaky one that I think is gonna actually get. DadBodSportsCards: Man, he went back to back Green Bay, Jacobs, and then Kraft. Keck: Yeah, but I wanna play you on a bye week. On your bye week for Chicago. DadBodSportsCards: Week 10? Yeah. It's week 10. Keck: Ha ha. DadBodSportsCards: I already know because I I drafted a couple of them in the other league and then like, FlintTown: Damn it. DadBodSportsCards: crap. I have so many people on by week 10. Dom: I got the same problem too. Keck: I I n I never pay attention to bye weeks. Like sometimes I DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: will, but I'm like, shit, I got five people. FlintTown: Monty DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. FlintTown: is actually a sneaky pick. Keck: Fourteen, six, eight, eight, eleven, six, okay. DadBodSportsCards: Mont Ma Monty's a tough one because Woody Marks is gonna get the ball too. Keck: Yeah. They had Montgomery up here pretty high. FlintTown: Damn it! Dayrock! DadBodSportsCards: But they're but they paid they paid a lot of money to Mani though. So FlintTown: Yeah, they did. But I think it's going to be a switch hit. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, it's gonna be yeah. FlintTown: Judkins I was gonna look at picking up. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, it's just it sucks that Cleveland doesn't have a quarterback. So it's k FlintTown: that's why they're gonna run the ball a lot. DadBodSportsCards: yeah. Nah, Keck: I'm gonna draft Deshaun Watson right now. DadBodSportsCards: Price. I knew I should have drafted Price instead of ETN, but Camara might be out for four weeks, so FlintTown: That's a good pickup. DadBodSportsCards: Tate, yeah. Keck: Yeah, yeah. DadBodSportsCards: Bodex. GNG, you're up. he got it already. Tootin'. Tootin', tootin'. FlintTown: to Keck: Rootin' tootin'. Who's left in the bear FlintTown: Choo choo. Keck: fruit tape? Monangai? DadBodSportsCards: No. He's he's a little banged up right now. But Nungai. FlintTown: Really? DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: GNG's got those cut glasses on. He's just staring POV at everybody. It's freaking me out. GNG: Whatever, bro. FlintTown: Jack is a bad pick. Dom: I thought he'd be developed to me. DadBodSportsCards: you had a you had a gas station now? He's getting gas, GNG: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: yep. Keck: Ha ha. FlintTown: This guy just drives around. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. He's trying to get those GNG: Be hating. DadBodSportsCards: gas station chicks on a Friday night. That's right. FlintTown: Yeah, he's looking for the lot GNG: You call FlintTown: lizards. DadBodSportsCards: Hello, there you go, the lot lizards. GNG: No, a lot lizards. Keck: let's FlintTown: Ha ha ha Keck: do this. DadBodSportsCards: Dobbins. FlintTown: I don't know if that was a good one, K. Keck: give a fuck, you lost last year, you're banned. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: Hey, he's a he's a he was good last year. FlintTown: He was. What's done, playing his flute? Keck: What? FlintTown: Don playing his flute. DadBodSportsCards: It clarinet. He's playing the clarinet. So he's he's open mouth. Dom: Don't worry about what I'm playing. Keck: Modello time. FlintTown: Modellos. I wanted J-Rock in here, what the heck? Keck: I know. My text is on the chair. FlintTown: Parker Washington GNG: He parked. FlintTown: is not a bad thing. That's actually a good pick. GNG: This is actually a lot of fun doing the podcast thing or whatever. FlintTown: Yeah, it'd be fun if everybody got on it. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. GNG: It'd be fun if we all lived in the same area and we could all just chill at at some dude's house and hang out and draft. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, if we all lived in FlintTown: That would be fun. DadBodSportsCards: the same way, I'd like we all just fucking fuck. That's right. Keck: Whoa. A couple more of these before we do that. FlintTown: Woh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho Keck: I ha I still have one in person draft. GNG: Did you say? DadBodSportsCards: That's where I thought he was going when he said we ho you know, living in the same area. Like, we're it's gonna have a sausage orgy FlintTown: I didn't that out No. Keck: Do you guys have any in person drafts? DadBodSportsCards: No. I haven't done one of those in a long time. Keck: I w we still do ours at Buffalo Wild Wings. DadBodSportsCards: Fuck. Metcalf or Thomas. Keck: Rico Daldo. DadBodSportsCards: Fuck it, DK Metcalf. We'll DK. FlintTown: He's a head case, DadBodSportsCards: He is. He is. You're just saying that 'cause he beat your fan up. FlintTown: No, he got butt hurt because he said his real name. Keck: What's his real name? Flint, can you can you please elaborate? FlintTown: I don't know his real name. DadBodSportsCards: It's like it's it's like Dick Dick clan Metcalf. Keck: Big clan. DadBodSportsCards: He's he's a c he's got a clan of dicks. FlintTown: Oops. GNG: We are so middle school with this stuff. DadBodSportsCards: It's probably like Donald. His name's probably like Donald. Keck: Dequarius. GNG: Alright, I'm off mic again. FlintTown: Yeah DadBodSportsCards: No. GNG: Hit me up when I'm going again. DadBodSportsCards: Flint, you're on the clock. FlintTown: I know, I'm trying to DadBodSportsCards: That's that's th that's Clint's that's Flint's thinking mode Dom: Flip to page twelve, that'll help you out. DadBodSportsCards: right there. Head down, his head's bobbing up and down. Dom: Just get Kara to do this for you. DadBodSportsCards: Why why why don't you pick your favorite quarterback, Jackson Dart? Keck: Picks Kai you told me my pick was bad? You took Kyle Pitts? DadBodSportsCards: Kyle Pitts is the greatest fantasy tight end ever FlintTown: Exactly. DadBodSportsCards: that we're hoping. there's J Rock. Look at look look at that blazing. Look at that blazon. Keck: Everybody drafts him every year and he never does shit. FlintTown: J-Rock up in the house! Jrock: Yeah, no. Keck: What's up, J Rod? FlintTown: With the Wu-Tang DadBodSportsCards: Now we got now we got some FlintTown: up in the house! DadBodSportsCards: we got some eye candy in here now. Keck: Wu Tang ain't nothin' to fuck with. FlintTown: Better be drinking Modelo. Alright. Alright. Keck: You know he is. FlintTown: What? DadBodSportsCards: Miles Garrett man, we're already at hitting defense, defensive players. FlintTown: I actually almost- Dom: I keep forgetting there's individual defensive players in this draft. FlintTown: Huh? Dom: I keep forgetting about individual defensive players. Keck: not yet. Jrock: shit. FlintTown: Where you pickin, Derek? Where you pickin? DadBodSportsCards: J Rock, move your camera up a little bit so we don't see your big ass forehead. Keck: What a dick. GNG: My gosh. FlintTown: I don't know. DadBodSportsCards: He looks like the blazon version of Flint without a hat. GNG: Stitches in my forehead Jrock: Yeah. GNG: right now, so I'm hiding it. DadBodSportsCards: You do, you do. FlintTown: It's so... DadBodSportsCards: In the in the r in the receding hairline spot. Whoa, Jordan Jonathan Keck: Right. DadBodSportsCards: Brooks. Is he the starter? Is Jonathan Brooks the starter now? Over over Keck: I don't know. DadBodSportsCards: over Chubba? Dom: He will be. Jrock: On the GNG: Well FlintTown: trouble Jrock: reach, boys. There it is. FlintTown: went to... GNG: I mean Java Hava. Keck: Whoa. FlintTown: Who is that? Jrock: my, what's going on for you? DadBodSportsCards: Was that Dom? Did Dom say he had to go or what? Keck: He did say he'd FlintTown: I don't know. Keck: have to be on auto draft for most of it, probably. Dom: At after that pick I wanna leave. Keck: Mm-hmm. Dom: That was my sleeper. DadBodSportsCards: Stribling, yeah. That's the old miss FlintTown: He's hurt, isn't he? DadBodSportsCards: guy, right? That's the old miss guy, right? The one that we Dom: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: wanted the bears to get, yeah. Dom: That's the one. GNG: Did someone draft him? yeah, someone drafted him. That's nice. DadBodSportsCards: Yep. Yeah, Jay Rock Jay Rock got him. FlintTown: Yeah, J-Rock did. GNG: Good work. Good work. Keck: Ugh. I don't I don't know. I don't care for FlintTown: Ryan Thomas is hurt. Keck: BTJ. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, he's he'll be all right though. He'll be ready for the opener. FlintTown: You will. GNG: Sure. DadBodSportsCards: Brandon Aubrey, look at that. Good old moose knuckle. FlintTown: Yup, moon cycle. GNG: Man, people are people are picking kickers already. FlintTown: Yeah, that's crazy. DadBodSportsCards: We had we had someone pick a defensive player already too. FlintTown: I mean, I can understand defense. Keck: Wasn't the defensive wasn't this defensive team more scoring than defensive player, right? Yeah, that's what I thought. That's weird. DadBodSportsCards: Yes, correct. Correct. Yeah. Keck: That's a weird pick, but whatever, it's not my DadBodSportsCards: right. Well, he also picked Josh Jacobs who could be out for six weeks, so Keck: Yeah. Well he's got four what do you pick, four running backs the first four rounds? DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. what he got who is that? It's GTK. So you got Kenneth Walker, Brees Hall, Jacobs. Keck: no I meant DadBodSportsCards: The other one was blue. yeah. Keck: Yeah. Yeah, I thought yeah, he took three right away. DadBodSportsCards: Yep. CMC B Barkley and Henry, which is not a bad strategy. Cause his Keck: Yeah. No, not at all. DadBodSportsCards: wide receivers aren't bad either because you got Collins and Eggbuka. Keck: Yeah. Watson, I don't like Watson. DadBodSportsCards: I don't like Watson either, Fannon. GNG: Yeah. I didn't want to pick a bronze player, but you have to. Jrock: Huh? Wanna say hi? Hi. DadBodSportsCards: What kind of truck you got, G and G? GNG: Dude, I've been a van. Keck: Whoa FlintTown: by the river. Keck: The cup glasses with a creeper van? Damn. DadBodSportsCards: He's he stopped at the gas station to pick up some candy. GNG: Three hundred and let me see here. Let Keck: Yeah. That's GNG: me see here. Three hundred and thirty-two Keck: why it was at Target, getting the deals, get some candy. GNG: thousand miles on it. DadBodSportsCards: that's awesome. Keck: Damn. GNG: Toyota DadBodSportsCards: That's awesome. What is it? What what Keck: Soy order. DadBodSportsCards: is their minivan? Is it a Sienna? GNG: Soyota Siena, yeah. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, okay, yeah. FlintTown: I it'll run forever. GNG: I might lose you guys soon 'cause I'm going to dial up world. DadBodSportsCards: Silent world. GNG: Yeah, dial up where FlintTown: He's crossing the line. Keck: Michael Pittman's in Pittsburgh now? GNG: A place for that bot doesn't sell dial up world. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. He Dom: they printed your magazine before the trade happened, huh? DadBodSportsCards: Ha ha. you son of a bitch. That's a good pick. That's a good FlintTown: Yup. DadBodSportsCards: value pick at Godwin. Yeah. FlintTown: Yeah, that far down. Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: 'Cause he could easily be their number one. Keck: Is it? Who wants to hit? DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: J Rack, you want some of this? Jrock: That's that. FlintTown: I GNG: my gosh. FlintTown: passed that DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. FlintTown: God. DadBodSportsCards: Mm. Keck: Isn't Aleph Pierce getting paid more than Gibbs than Bijan? FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, I believe so, yeah. FlintTown: Yeah. I just... No! What?! Alan Kears Keck: Fucking ridiculous. They gave him that fucking huge extension. Why? Like why? Dom: Yeah, 'cause he 'cause he's better than them. FlintTown: is not better than... Keck: No, I yeah Dom: he's way better. Keck: I get that flint, but DadBodSportsCards: Fuck, fuck. Keck: he's a receiver. I don't know why they gave him that giant extension. I don't know that. FlintTown: GNG mute your thing Keck: Dadby, take that Asian kicker. Yum hoo foo. DadBodSportsCards: I'm not taking the Asian gigger. GNG: Young Ho Kulu. Keck: Come on. FlintTown: Ha DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. FlintTown: That's a good pick. Jrock: Lil Crosky. Keck: Stafford's a great pick at ten. In the tenth pick, tenth round. GNG: Gotta take two. Keck: Hopefully hopefully he throws Devonta Adams a hundred fucking touchdowns this year. This is taking too long, already fucking five D let's go. GNG: Okay. FlintTown: That'll stop. Jrock: Two quarterbacks, huh? FlintTown: Alright. Keck: Yeah. FlintTown: You didn't grab me one? Keck: no I always I always grab two 'cause they go down too fast. I ain't no bitch. Flynn, Carlos doesn't want to go to that show Sunday, I think. FlintTown: Why? Keck: He wanted he wanted to and then he's like I said, We still going Sunday? He goes, I don't know man, they messed up my something with his medicine and he was having trouble. I d I don't know, dude. I'm like FlintTown: It's literally the biggest show in Michigan the whole year. It's going to be Keck: I know, I told him he he knows that. FlintTown: the ma... GNG: Yeah. FlintTown: It's a massive show. Keck: I wish I could afford an autograph for somebody, but I I ain't paying three hundred bucks. FlintTown: Doth is not signing. He's just gonna be there. Chillin'. Keck: What about pictures or something like that? FlintTown: I don't know if he's doing pictures. He's not signing though. DadBodSportsCards: Pitcher pitchers for what? FlintTown: goth Keck: Go off at the Rasmania in Michigan. DadBodSportsCards: yeah. But Flint, you're not going 'til Sunday, right? Yeah. FlintTown: Yeah, he won't be there till Keck: Is FlintTown: Sunday. Keck: Ken Cars gonna be there Sunday too? FlintTown: Yeah, Sunday. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, yeah, he yeah, he he's probably gonna be there all weekend 'cause they probably paid to get him to come. FlintTown: No, he's only gonna be there... Keck: Okay. FlintTown: Hey, GNG, turn off your mic! Keck: Ha ha ha. FlintTown: PNG turn off Keck: Fucking POV style. FlintTown: your mic you're listening the radio Yes! Keck: He's probably listening to AM radio fucking nerd. FlintTown: He's laughing! DadBodSportsCards: When I'm in the car I I I listen to our I listen to our podcast. So we have FlintTown: Do ya? DadBodSportsCards: the so we have the views. Keck: So we have the views. FlintTown: Hey, it's alright. You know how many times I Keck: What a fucking what a dick. FlintTown: do it, that I just put it on? Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: Just put it on in the cart, yeah. I do it I do it to listen to the quality to see like how we can get Keck: Thanks. DadBodSportsCards: Aaron better at speaking. FlintTown: Aaron is good. I like Aaron. Keck: Are you gonna do more than just you and Friend this year, Devon? DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, I got a interview with that Lola Rips girl on Tuesday. and then there's a couple other female whatnot sellers that I got gonna be interviewing. FlintTown: What about, Keck: Isaiah likely, paint. FlintTown: What about Jenna? DadBodSportsCards: I wanna get up and running to get some more podcasts before I ask her. Like Yeah, right. Keck: you have three followers, good. FlintTown: Hehehehehe DadBodSportsCards: Cause I'm gonna tell him like, hey, this is gonna help me out more than it's gonna help you. Like so Keck: Yeah. Just when you open up just say, Hey, show your pussy and see what she's DadBodSportsCards: No, Jesus. FlintTown: I'm not fucking... DadBodSportsCards: I mean we we've all seen it already. FlintTown: Yeah. Keck: I mean yeah, I mean we may have. Yeah. Maybe maybe the guy G and G probably has that. FlintTown: Hey, get a magazine, get a magazine from like when you were a kid and be like, hey, if I send this to you, can you sign it and open it? And it'd be like, DadBodSportsCards: Aw s all sticky. Keck: Dude, I have never FlintTown: WIPS Keck: done that in a magazine. It's FlintTown: OUT THE BITCHES! Keck: the dumbest thing ever. Who does that? FlintTown: What? DadBodSportsCards: not not me. I just do it in socks. That's why we have baby socks. Keck: While it probably has a whole fucking Jrock: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: That's how you make baby socks. Keck: Flayton has a low rider magazine that's all stuck together. DadBodSportsCards: He does. He FlintTown: Do I? DadBodSportsCards: does. Lowrider magazine Jrock: I'll be right back. DadBodSportsCards: used to be good shit. Keck: you picking flank already, come on. DadBodSportsCards: right, whoa, really? You guys are picking defensive people like way early. FlintTown: Why? I got a ton of wide receivers. Running backs. Keck: Bad receivers. FlintTown: Okay, St. Brown and JMo is bad and DJ Morabed? Keck: G J more sucks. FlintTown: Makai, what are you talking about? Dom: DJ Keck: Look at you, Dadby, taking gawk. Dom: Moore is awesome against the Packers. FlintTown: DJ Moore actually was the... DadBodSportsCards: I need a buy I need a bi week filler. Keck: Hey, he's a good he's a he's a good fancy quarterback. He he he makes he gets his points for sure. DadBodSportsCards: He is, he does. FlintTown: DJ Moore is gonna have a hell of a season this year with the Bills. Keck: Well maybe he does, but I'm just giving you a shit 'cause it's a fucking it's what we do. DadBodSportsCards: No, he he's gonna have a great season coming in last place again in the division. FlintTown: I need another beer. DadBodSportsCards: He's not gonna need another beer after that. Keck: See FlintTown: dad Keck: you all. FlintTown: button. Jared Goff? DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Yeah. Cheer it cough. Cheer it cough. Keck: Yeah, we go. FlintTown: look at that. J-Rock got full screen. Jrock: Mm. FlintTown: He went to the glass spear. DadBodSportsCards: He did. FlintTown: Did you have a hard day at work, man? DadBodSportsCards: Who, Arcak or J Rock? FlintTown: No, J-Rock! Jrock: What huh? FlintTown: Can you hear us? I said, did you have a hard day at work? Jrock: I almost off today. It's my weekend off. I coached earlier. That's about it. DadBodSportsCards: Wait, J J Rock, what do you do? You're not a delivery driver like these guys, are you? Jrock: Oregon Hospital. DadBodSportsCards: okay. th of cour you're Asian. You're so you're a nurse. Jrock: No. My wife is. I'm in charge of all the DadBodSportsCards: Makes sense. Jrock: I do all the overhead paging. DadBodSportsCards: okay. Jrock: So I sit and wait for bad shit to happen. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Did y'all see that shit in Nepal? FlintTown: Yeah. Jrock: Yeah, it was crazy. DadBodSportsCards: That is crazy. FlintTown: The flood. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, that big ass like flood and FlintTown: Chakao. DadBodSportsCards: just like I think they had I think they said there's like nine hundred or a thousand people missing. It's yeah, I mean the videos were awful. Yeah, the videos were awful. FlintTown: Yeah. Took a whole village. Or not a village, but Keck: That's crazy. GNG: Thanks FlintTown: yeah, a city. Jrock: Don't worry, when you guys visit Cali we'll be an island pretty soon. It's gonna happen. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, I mean, yeah. Flor Florida's the same way. Florida's gonna be like that too. FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: Bless you. pick did I pick DK earlier? I did. So I can't pick Pittman. FlintTown: Rico Keck: Yeah. FlintTown: Dowell? Is that his autopick? Keck: You guys are crazy about picking defensive players this early. FlintTown: Why? DadBodSportsCards: I I I agree. Keck: You can get any defensive player in the last round that's gonna score just as many points. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, I save defense player, kicker, and defense with my last three picks. That's what I always do. Keck: Kicker sometimes if they can get if if they're gonna kick a lot of field at Aubrey's not a bad pick, but that was a little high, but DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: but yeah. Conception got hurt, I thought. FlintTown: Yeah Keck: But not like I don't think it's bad bad. Cause DadBodSportsCards: did he get hurt? okay. Keck: I got I got him on one of my dynasty leagues. Jackson Dart. DadBodSportsCards: Well they got a couple they got a couple of rookie wide receivers. They got Concepcion and then they got Denzel Boston. FlintTown: I'll be right back. I gotta grab a beer. Keck: that bo I yeah, I don't know much about DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: Boston. FlintTown: Ugh. DadBodSportsCards: Dom, who's winning the football game? Is your high school winning the football game? Dom: I don't know, I'm not there. Keck: Huh. Okay. DadBodSportsCards: I thought I thought she was Dom: I'm leaving I'm leaving the house once they kick off at seven. Central. DadBodSportsCards: What s yeah, cent nobody yeah, the nobody cares about central. Jrock: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: So you still like twenty minutes of kickoff, right? Dom: Yeah. It's actually going a lot faster than I thought, so I'm gonna get through almost this whole thing, I think. FlintTown: Bye. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: The adboard I sent I sent a guy who was a big huge Bears fan and told told him to follow me the other day. DadBodSportsCards: Nice. Keck: 'Cause he was asking about a whole bunch like some of those bear like some Bears cards on one guy's stream. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: I said, Dude, I got a fucking buddy who j who he goes, I got some shit He goes, Well this guy's got some shit too and like I said, he's got a fucking cutler jersey that says fuck Green Bay. He's Dude, that's fucking awesome. I said, Yeah, it is FlintTown: That landed. DadBodSportsCards: It could it could be his for a price. FlintTown: Who is it? Keck: So I don't know if he followed you or not, but he asked me who who you were, so I like, Well, it's if I'm buddy, it's just here. So FlintTown: UNZIP IT! DadBodSportsCards: Appreciate that. Yeah, I'm I'm three away. I'm three away from three thousand, I think. FlintTown: Ugh. Keck: I'm five away from two point five. DadBodSportsCards: Okay, twenty five hundred, yeah. FlintTown: Am I up? Jrock: Shit, sorry. Dom: I'm like twenty eight DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, my Dom: hundred away from three thousand. Keck: Hey J Rack, quit looking Brownie James hanging out here. Jrock: Dad Bot, is my Mononguy gonna play week one? Is Monungai really hurt? FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: Well, I mean he should be good for he should be good for the season. I th he's just a little banged up right now. But he should be good. Dom: He's probably playing week one, but week two FlintTown: you Dom: at the latest. Jrock: I'm gonna take the starter for the Raiders. FlintTown: That's not a bad pick. That's not a bad pick. DadBodSportsCards: you motherfucker. You motherfucker. Keck: Yeah. I almost took on my last pick just because but who knows? FlintTown: I forgot about him. DadBodSportsCards: That's that's a great pick. I was hoping nobody like Dom Dom FlintTown: Great. DadBodSportsCards: I know knows about him, but I was hoping nobody else. That's a great pick. Keck: Well I was gonna I was gonna take it before Shakur and I'm like, Well, maybe one more then DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Jrock: How many IRS represents we got? Keck: those who knows. Jrock: One? FlintTown: That was a good pick. DadBodSportsCards: How many what? Jrock: Okay. I'm gonna Keck: Almost say what? Jrock: utilize my IR. DadBodSportsCards: yeah, I think we only have one IR slot, right? Keck: No, I got three. DadBodSportsCards: Three Jesus. Okay. Keck: There's no reason to not have at least three. What if your top three go out? You can't just fucking let them guys go or ride the bank. DadBodSportsCards: I might I Dom: Called strategy. DadBodSportsCards: might pick three I might pick three defensive teams to put in my IR slot. FlintTown: It's called strategy. Keck: What an IR. That would be crazy if you could do that. DadBodSportsCards: The whole team is on IR. Yeah. Dom: It's like the Bears last year. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: J Rock, why didn't you take Bronnie James on one these picks? DadBodSportsCards: Ha Jrock: Yeah, put FlintTown: Did Jrock: in here. I'll I'll take FlintTown: he he DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. FlintTown: got let go didn't he Jrock: No, you still DadBodSportsCards: No, I think he's still on the team. He's still on the team. Jrock: He was out there in Slovenia with Luca. Keck: Was he a towel boy? DadBodSportsCards: He's the reason why that group bought the Lakers was cause Bronny. FlintTown: It's Did you guys see the new owner of the Seattle Seahawks? Keck: What? DadBodSportsCards: Yes. The Keck: I didn't hear what you said. DadBodSportsCards: it was that lady, right? Like she's one of the or is that baseball? No, that's Padres. That was Padres. She FlintTown: No, no. Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: this Padres owner keeps coming up my TikTok. I haven't seen the owners for Seattle then. FlintTown: So the Seattle Seahawks owner said he was a, he is and was, or still is, a Pittsburgh Steelers fan. DadBodSportsCards: that guy, yes, I did see that. That came up today. Keck: Hey Flynn, it's your pick, bud. FlintTown: I know, I'm looking. Keck: To give you a shit, bud. Jrock: Dark Moss. FlintTown: Grrrr you DadBodSportsCards: Is he available in here? Jrock: Java best. Keck: I have no idea. FlintTown: Who? Dom: He is. Jrock: That's a Keck: Who's he play now? DadBodSportsCards: I gotta hit running back. Yep. there he is. He he doesn't have a team, Dom: He's a free agent. DadBodSportsCards: he's a free agent. Keck: I was saying I didn't even heard anything about him. FlintTown: Hmm. Keck: Since Flint said I love Zach Moss. FlintTown: Zack is gonna get picked. Jrock: Glenn, what size is your hat? FlintTown: Why? Keck: Two sizes too big. Jrock: Fucking fucking nine. FlintTown: No, no, no, no. Keck: Hey, I wear eight and a quarter, so there's no way his hiddlow head is that big. FlintTown: Alright, so this is who I'm gonna pick. I know it's kind of a stretch, but... I'm for this. DadBodSportsCards: Well Flint Flint buys everything big. Like he had like size forty jeans at the national. FlintTown: my gosh. Keck: This Jackson Dart jersey was a three FlintTown: you Keck: X. DadBodSportsCards: And and he had to get a belt from Dom, 'cause he the Flint doesn't wear a belt. FlintTown: I did. My pants were on the ground almost. DadBodSportsCards: Mm-hmm. Keck: Fucking flint, you OG motherfucker. FlintTown: What? Kara's walking around Jrock: It looks like he ties his converse. FlintTown: in the house with her wedding dress on from 15 years ago. 15! Alright. DadBodSportsCards: Rams, Rams. Keck: Hey is Gibbs gone already? Just wondering. Just wondering. FlintTown: Do we have to get it? DadBodSportsCards: It's who? Jrock: Are you still available? Keck: He's still there? DadBodSportsCards: Mm. Keck: Be a great pick right now, a value at thirteen. FlintTown: No, but really I gotta go take this somewhere and get it cleaned and have it put away. I'm not getting on camera. I don't think it was a... Who's all in there? Dad bod, Kack, and J-Rock. And Dom. Dom's not pictured. It's not live right now is Yeah, it is live. Okay. We're recording. DadBodSportsCards: Well w we're recording, it's not live live. Keck: Hi Kara. FlintTown: It can be... It can be... Show him my little chain. Lift it up for him. my gosh. It's such a 2010s DadBodSportsCards: So if she wants to sing some Fred Durst. FlintTown: type dress. Keck: Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'. FlintTown: Dadbot just said you want to DadBodSportsCards: Ha ha ha. FlintTown: sing some Freddards? Yeah, see? What? The train! The train! Keck: Cause you know I be loving this shit right here. DadBodSportsCards: There you go, Arcak. Jrock: The fuck is that? FlintTown: It's a wedding dress She's Jrock: What the hell? FlintTown: walking around the house with the damn wedding dress, yeah Jrock: Are you gonna wear it now? Dennis Rodden style? FlintTown: They said well you gonna wear Dennis Rodman style Keck: Guys, I got a draft in a half hour, so let's wrap this shit up. FlintTown: What? Yup. Yeah, it's Dom: I'm gonna take my time then. DadBodSportsCards: I mean we're almost done. It's gone it's going pretty quick. Keck: it is for sure. Well we got three rounds left and we're only forty five minutes in. FlintTown: going pretty quick. No, we got DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. FlintTown: four rounds left. DadBodSportsCards: My draft last night took an hour and a half. That was shit. And I it was only like a minute and a half picks. Keck: Is as long as it's under an hour and a half I'm fine. Like it's cool. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. FlintTown: Yes! stop. Keck: Like our in person one usually takes about two, two and a half because everybody's looking for fucking stickers to throw on a board and shit. It's fun but we can do it more efficiently, but DadBodSportsCards: I wanna do an in person one at one of the stadiums. That would be a lot of fun. Jrock: That's fire. I've done Keck: fuck, yeah. Jrock: one I've done one at the Niners Stadium. Dwight Clark was there. And he talked to everybody. He was like FlintTown: Thank you. DadBodSportsCards: that's awesome. That is awesome. Yeah. Jrock: before I get started, because the Niners were playing the Cowboys, he was like, Before I get started, I wanna say this and I hope DadBodSportsCards: Ha ha. Jrock: everyone records. Fuck the Cowboys. DadBodSportsCards: That's awesome. That is awesome. Keck: Hell yeah. Jrock: I'll send you guys I have it on video, I'll send it to you guys. FlintTown: Thank you. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. So here like the Ravens were like it was pretty much like seventy dollar seventy five dollars per person, which wasn't bad. But it's something we all could look into. Or we could always have our draft at Lollapalooza next year. Keck: At Lollapalooza. DadBodSportsCards: Mm-hmm. Keck: Dude, Dom, why Dom: Auto draft. Keck: don't you want to go to Lollapalooza that bad? Why is it so bad? FlintTown: Don't bug me later. Dom: Because there's too many damn people there. Keck: Well it's a concert DadBodSportsCards: There's too many damn people at the national. FlintTown: Yeah, Keck: Right? FlintTown: for real. Dom: Yeah, but at least I don't have annoying bands I've never heard of. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: Do you need a safe room or a safe place to go stress de stress? Dom: Yeah, it's called my house. Keck: Ha ha ha. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. FlintTown: Yeah Keck: It's called my house. FlintTown: Thanks. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: Okay, defense is going off. FlintTown: I think the Bucks are going to have a good defense. DadBodSportsCards: I'm definitely not picking the Bears defense. Keck: Where's the Lions defense even at on here? FlintTown: Probably down at the bottom. Yeah. Keck: Let's see. Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. They're still above the bears. FlintTown: yeah they are who's the last of the cardinals DadBodSportsCards: Wow, the the Lions are above the Broncos. Keck: One, two, three, four, five, six they're like six more away for the defense, yeah. FlintTown: Okay. Dicker the Kicker is still out there. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. FlintTown: Jake Bates. What the fuck? Keck: Yeah, I only got one more spot for my fucking roster anyway, so I'll just take Let's see. Debo FlintTown: How do you have one more? Keck: Yeah. Charbonny with fears, he's still there. He's a starting running back there. How is he still there? DadBodSportsCards: Who? Keck: Isn't it Charbonnet the starting running back in Seattle? DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, but he's hurt he's on the pup. Dom: He tore his ACL. DadBodSportsCards: He's on the pup. Yeah. Keck: okay, okay. DadBodSportsCards: So Jadarian Price is gonna start like the first four games. Keck: I didn't even see that. I was like, what the f I didn't even realize he wasn't gone yet. I'm like, wow. DadBodSportsCards: Like Camara's another one. Camara could miss like the first two to four weeks. FlintTown: Who picked Max Crosby? Gambit. Keck: Dude, Kamara has d fallen off the past three years so FlintTown: you Keck: hard. It needs to be studied. It was like DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: so he was so good. And then Jrock: What he wants Jordan love? DadBodSportsCards: Well that FlintTown: Hey there! Dom: He's all yours. DadBodSportsCards: No. No one's gonna draft him. No one's gonna go with Jordan Love. FlintTown: Nobody likes him. Jrock: Yeah, too. FlintTown: Tyler Shuck is Keck: D T R FlintTown: a good pick. I didn't even know he was still out there. Tyler Shuck. Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. A shock. Tower shock. Keck: yeah. FlintTown: That's a good pick for a late round. DadBodSportsCards: Mendoza will get picked before Jordan Love does. FlintTown: Yeah. Keck: Fuck that dude. DadBodSportsCards: Okay. Keck: He's got fucking beady yellow eyes, it freaks me out. FlintTown: What? I'm in those? DadBodSportsCards: I almost bought another hobby box today, but this draft saved me. because Keck: Stop buying hobby boxes. DadBodSportsCards: the wife is out doing stats right now. And then she's like, Yeah, FlintTown: Mega boxes. Mega. DadBodSportsCards: she's like sh she's like, Do you do you have to go to Dicks at all? I was like, I don't have to. She goes, Well, you wanna run some stats for me? We can stop by dicks. And I'm like, I have a draft, so I can't Keck: Or you wanna bought more hobbies, but stop buying hobbies. FlintTown: and my local card DadBodSportsCards: I know I bought five. FlintTown: shop Keck: Buy the fucking mega or whatever they're called. Jumbos, whatever they're called. DadBodSportsCards: Megas, yeah. FlintTown: My local card shop. Keck: this is called the same thing as Padini. DadBodSportsCards: Well jumbo is the jumbo is the one that I wish they had here, but I can't find any jumbos here. Keck: So I can't find anything FlintTown: I have them. Keck: around me at all. DadBodSportsCards: Do you have jumbos foot? FlintTown: Yeah, yeah. Jrock: What's the difference between a jumbo and a mega? FlintTown: you automatically get DadBodSportsCards: So the the jumbo FlintTown: a auto and mem. DadBodSportsCards: And yeah, yeah. Where the hobbies either or. Keck: You ever bought one of those, Flint? FlintTown: And you get two Sparkle light packs. DadBodSportsCards: Yes, correct. Keck: Have you bought one for it? FlintTown: No. Jrock: How much is a jumbo? DadBodSportsCards: Hmm. Sh should be like two eighty. Keck: Yeah, how much else cost? FlintTown: You're up to like 400, no, they're 400 now. DadBodSportsCards: Or they four fuck that. That's so they MSRP Keck: What'd you say forty four hundred? FlintTown: No, DadBodSportsCards: 400. No, MSR MSRP is like supposed to be 250 or Keck: four hammer, my god. FlintTown: you DadBodSportsCards: 275 or something like that. FlintTown: Yeah, but this is the second wave. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. 'Cause like FlintTown: So. DadBodSportsCards: the hobby boxes are supposed to be one twenty nine, but even Dick's has them at one ninety five. So they they upcharge. FlintTown: I get them for 170. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. And that that's that's a good price, but I I don't know. It was fun ripping it, but I like Jrock: No one can be Hollywood like you, bro. Okay. DadBodSportsCards: Right. Keck: Right? FlintTown: Dad buys the one that's rippin' Keck: I got access to all this shit, cuz. FlintTown: two grand worth of hobby. Jrock: Probably would be discounts and everything too. DadBodSportsCards: Well Flynn Flynn gets him at a good price because his his throat is a little sore, so he sounded like a dolphin. FlintTown: No. Keck: Throat goat. Jrock: Call you the wizard of this. Keck: What are you doing fucking ace ventura over there? What? DadBodSportsCards: Okay. Keck: Make a pick, hurry up. Okay. DadBodSportsCards: Cam little. Keck: Came little dick. FlintTown: Little big foot. DadBodSportsCards: He just did a he just did a TikTok with Backyard Brakes ripping FlintTown: Did he? DadBodSportsCards: at training camp with them, yeah. Keck: Okay, Muddle? Okay, it's cool. FlintTown: you DadBodSportsCards: 'Cause that guy from Backyard Breaks, what he's a big Trevor Lawrence fan. So FlintTown: Yes. DadBodSportsCards: yeah. So Cam Little got them on the field and everything and then they were they gave him a hobby box and they were ripping. Keck: Pull anything good? DadBodSportsCards: No. They it was so the hobby box is supposed to have a guaranteed auto and there wasn't an auto in that box. FlintTown: Really? DadBodSportsCards: It sucked. It but they he they did the tops chrome update basketball rip, yeah. But they didn't get anything. FlintTown: What's the IDP Keck: Yeah. FlintTown: mean? DadBodSportsCards: individual defensive player. Yep. FlintTown: Defensive player. Keck: Flick. FlintTown: Mmm. Keck: How you not know that? Jrock: You have. FlintTown: No. I wish I could Jrock: Plant looks fucking blitzed. Keck: This fucking guy over here. FlintTown: be. DadBodSportsCards: Because his because his bo his his book doesn't really tell them IDP or ADP and all that stuff. FlintTown: Hahaha! Keck: yeah, his fucking magazine from twenty sixteen. DadBodSportsCards: And then he gets distracted because he says DP and so he's like FlintTown: Okay. Keck: Where's the DP? DadBodSportsCards: Right. Who we DP in? Keck: Hey Flint, did you see that video I sent you on Instagram the other day? With the fucking the black dude with the dick always it it was it was a dude I fucking was dying when DadBodSportsCards: So yeah, I mean this this pedometer. FlintTown: Thank Keck: I saw that. Fairbanks a good kicker. Not a bad pick. I need beer again. You guys are killing me over here. FlintTown: Who's up? dad bod. DadBodSportsCards: It's it's me, yeah. I got one more position pick, so that's why I'm Keck: Zach Moss, take him right now. DadBodSportsCards: I'm gonna have wait. Let me get Keck: That's a nice DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, they get all the sacks. So yeah. FlintTown: Okay. Keck: That's who I wanted. That's who I was waiting for. That was my next pick, FlintTown: Thank Keck: but I'll find I'll get somebody else. DadBodSportsCards: Well, I'll I'll trade you that defense for C D Lamb. Keck: Yeah, no, I'm good. DadBodSportsCards: They'll score about the they'll score about the same amount of points. Keck: I mean you never know. DadBodSportsCards: Ha ha ha. Keck: I said fuck it, it's it's a different kind of league, it's not the same normal stuff so DadBodSportsCards: No, I I agree with you. That's why I don't I don't mind. I just like giving you shit for it. Keck: It's just it's something different. You gotta you it makes you think about the draft a little bit more, like, maybe DadBodSportsCards: It it it does. Jrock: Damn you, Dom. Keck: I should get FlintTown: you DadBodSportsCards: Fred Warmer. Fred Fred War Warner. Yeah, I said Warmer. FlintTown: a warmer Dom: Well you took on my rookies, so I had to get one. Keck: Who Jrock: Put on the lion mask and the wedding dress. FlintTown: You Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: What color dress does she get? FlintTown: Wait. DadBodSportsCards: She did not get a white fucking dress. Can't wear a white dress at a wedding? Keck: What? FlintTown: No, no, no, no for that was her Keck: Flynn, are you all in white? FlintTown: wedding dress she was walking around DadBodSportsCards: Well yeah, I know her wedding I'm talking about for the Jrock: Okay. DadBodSportsCards: for the wedding tomorrow. Like what FlintTown: I don't... She doesn't have a dress. Not yet. DadBodSportsCards: What color tie are you wearing? FlintTown: I don't even know. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, 'cause you guys you guys gotta correlate your your outfits. FlintTown: EW. DadBodSportsCards: As long as it's not green, you're good. FlintTown: green. DadBodSportsCards: Like I don't buy green anything, 'cause fuck Green Bay. FlintTown: I don't either. I don't like green. Keck: Down, let's go guys. What the fuck? DadBodSportsCards: Nobody likes green. Keck: But Dad Bod, you honestly FlintTown: I actually... Keck: made me hate the Bears more than Green Bay. You are the sole reason I hate the Bears more than Green Bay. DadBodSportsCards: Well, FlintTown: Hahaha! DadBodSportsCards: I'm sorry. Keck: Hey, it's just a it's just a new hate for me, that's all. FlintTown: That's a theory. Keck: Ha ha ha. DadBodSportsCards: That might be a throwaway pick. 'Cause I can't think. He Keck: I've had him before. He gets he definitely gets points. DadBodSportsCards: he he does. But I don't you know, I haven't done any research on defensive players. Keck: Good thing. Well like yeah, defensive players are just DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Keck: you can you can find someone's gonna score points. Back in the day I had D'Angelo Hall one game, he had six interceptions and a touchdown. He got me fucking DadBodSportsCards: Talk that guy. Keck: so many points. DadBodSportsCards: Fuck that guy. FlintTown: Alright. DadBodSportsCards: 'Cause four of were on cutler in one game. FlintTown: This might be a throwaway pick. Keck: You're just saying that 'cause you're fixing it with the ass. DadBodSportsCards: Who who Tesla? worthy. N Tesla doesn't even go drafted at all. Nobody drafts him. FlintTown: I know he's questionable. No? DadBodSportsCards: Is Laporta starting this year? Or is he hurt? FlintTown: He's hurt right now. Keck: he was hurt, but I don't know how what what the extent is. DadBodSportsCards: Okay. Keck: Speaking of, is that my only fucking tight end? DadBodSportsCards: I think so. FlintTown: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: That's why I was curious, but I figured you'd know you would know if he's playing or not, so Keck: Well he's honestly the last thing I see was his hurt. I didn't know for how long, so DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. FlintTown: Mmm. DadBodSportsCards: It's 'cause he doesn't want to play. You guys don't have a c you guys don't have an offensive coordinator anymore. FlintTown: Yeah, we do. DadBodSportsCards: Who's your what's his name? FlintTown: Mm-hmm. Keck: I don't know. DadBodSportsCards: You don't even know his name. Keck: I'm not gonna lie to you, I have no fucking clue. FlintTown: Penske Penske DadBodSportsCards: Who is it? FlintTown: Penske Dom: Petsing. FlintTown: Pensing DadBodSportsCards: it's the it's the Dom: I'd say. DadBodSportsCards: Arizona guy, right? FlintTown: Mm-hmm. Keck: I remember that now but I didn't remember it. DadBodSportsCards: I always forget. FlintTown: He's, him and, him and Ben Johnson went to college together. They're friends. Keck: Really? FlintTown: Yeah. Dom: He interviewed for the Bearshead coaching job. Keck: Probably butt fuck if I'm not. DadBodSportsCards: I mean, yeah, like you really can't compare anybody to Ben Johnson. FlintTown: dumb just like shoots in real quick and then shoots out. DadBodSportsCards: So he does he he like quick stabs you and then FlintTown: you Dom: I'm like a ninja. DadBodSportsCards: ninja everybody wants to be Asian. Keck: Pacheco was still there? That's great. I didn't even think about that. FlintTown: God. It's my turn? Keck: Najee's DadBodSportsCards: An hour roll. Keck: with the giants now. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. He is he he eventually might be he'll probably get a lot of FlintTown: Who got Pacheco? Damn it. DadBodSportsCards: time when Scataboo dies. Keck: Tyrone Tracy's not been drafted yet. I think he's like the official starter, isn't he? DadBodSportsCards: N no, so Scat's the starter. Tracy's third string now, but they might cut him and sign him to the practice squad. FlintTown: Alright. Jrock: Yeah, he did you see what he did to Jackson Dart? DadBodSportsCards: D do we see to what was that? Jrock: Tyrone Tracy just fucking blew that fucking assignment and got dark obliterated. FlintTown: Really? DadBodSportsCards: did he really? Yeah, 'cause he can't pass protect at all. So he's like a liability. Jrock: It was bad. It was fucking bad. FlintTown: you DadBodSportsCards: He's a liability in pass protection. FlintTown: you You Can you hear that? Can you hear my kid? DadBodSportsCards: Yeah, I we can hear landed. Yeah. Keck: Where can you not hear when you're on the phone? FlintTown: Yeah, I know, right? DadBodSportsCards: that was a wrong I hit the fucking wrong button, son of a bitch. FlintTown: You need to kick her, DadBodSportsCards: I hit the wrong Tyler. I was I I was trying to get Tyler Bass. Yeah, well. Could always drop. Keck: There we go, there we go. All right. DadBodSportsCards: Do it, Dom. Do it. I know you're typing his name in. He's he's typing his name in. He is. FlintTown: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Keck: Dude, find Zach Moss right now. Dom: Don't what? Keck: US. DadBodSportsCards: We know what you're picking. FlintTown: No, don't! Dom: I actually don't. FlintTown: How many rounds is this? DadBodSportsCards: he picked a kicker. Alright, well we'll let we'll let Flint do it. We'll let Flint get him. FlintTown: How many rounds is it? Because you gotta clip this. DadBodSportsCards: This is the last pick. Keck: Plant, you better not drop him all year. FlintTown: I'm not. Dom: I'm an idiot. DadBodSportsCards: Did you draft two kickers? FlintTown: How many rounds is this? DadBodSportsCards: This is the last round. Dom: I forgot to draft him. FlintTown: I know what how many rounds DadBodSportsCards: Eighteen. This is the last round. FlintTown: 18. Keck: Last round. Yeah. FlintTown: You're gonna clip this right, Dad Bud? DadBodSportsCards: What? Keck: I have not even looked at bi week since we talked about FlintTown: You gotta clip it. Keck: it. DadBodSportsCards: yeah. I mean everything is recording right now. FlintTown: I know, but you gotta clip this. Keck: Yeah, I got ten minutes to my next draft, so we're good. DadBodSportsCards: Yeah. Are you who's watching wrestling? Is that you, Arkak? Keck: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: No. Keck: It just started, so I turned it on. I gotta watch it. I love it. What's that weird look you got on your face, Flint? FlintTown: Don't worry about it. DadBodSportsCards: He d he didn't have any Jrock: Yeah. DadBodSportsCards: he didn't have any pants on, that's why. Jrock: Yeah. FlintTown: Exactly. Keck: He doesn't have any pants on. FlintTown: G &G with his dial-up internet. DadBodSportsCards: GNG's gone. Yeah. Keck: Did it last round, you dick wad. The internet's probably stolen him. He thinks he still has two minutes left. FlintTown: 30 seconds. Keck: my god, dude. FlintTown: you Keck: Gonna take another ten minutes. DadBodSportsCards: Everybody's f like fucking hitting all these all kings out of hanger packs and it's so frustrating. FlintTown: I was gonna tell you that my local card shop, hit an all kings, a guy hit an all kings out of... Keck: So it's that long for Edward and Cooper, Flint, do it. Zach Moss. FlintTown: for hold on hold on. He had all Kings Jamar Chase. DadBodSportsCards: Did he really? Those car hit FlintTown: Yeah. All right. Ready for this? Keck: Hold in. DadBodSportsCards: the local car shop there. Yep, we're ready. FlintTown: Last pick in my fantasy draft, Zack Moss. DadBodSportsCards: Ha ha ha. Keck: I love it. Dom: I was so ready for you to pick the wrong guy. FlintTown: Hahaha! DadBodSportsCards: Mm-hmm. Keck: Jordan Love was just now drafted? Haha What a fucking nerd. FlintTown: my gosh. DadBodSportsCards: I'm s I'm surprised I'm surprised he got drafted. FlintTown: Yeah. Fernando didn't get drafted. Dom: All right boys, I gotta run. That was fun. Keck: All right guys. DadBodSportsCards: All right, Dom, FlintTown: Later, DadBodSportsCards: have fun FlintTown: Dom. DadBodSportsCards: at the football game, man. Jrock: Alright bro. Keck: Good Friday. Jrock: Hey since yeah, I don't need a kicker until fucking week one, so FlintTown: Hmm DadBodSportsCards: You hear that s little music, that little music at the end. That was a lot of fun. Keck: That was fun. When I finally heard that I FlintTown: That was fun. Keck: could, when I finally heard that I was here to go back in the ring to see if I could get heavy there to compete again. saw in the ring to see control. It's gonna take about a closed. I did DadBodSportsCards: Alright, we're gonna have to do like one of these like during a week of football, one game. And we all can get live reactions of when the forty niners get beat. FlintTown: Yeah. Keck: it in nine days, so I could FlintTown: When the owner of the 49ers gets caught up in a prostitution scandal. Keck: Well it's a good DadBodSportsCards: Did did you see like the Forty Niners have been in the news for non football shit. One, their owner, or the CEO or whatever. And then two, did Keck: No, dude. DadBodSportsCards: you hear about that fake wide receiver? FlintTown: YES! YES! Jrock: Bro. Keck: Dude just wanted some ass fun, man. Trailer Park. DadBodSportsCards: Like who like got fifty thousand Jrock: my god. DadBodSportsCards: dollars from women? Like what the hell? This dude's running on the beach with a 49ers FlintTown: Dude, that's a genius! Jrock: Did you see DadBodSportsCards: helmet. Jrock: did you see his Instagram of him running routes? What can do better? FlintTown: No. DadBodSportsCards: Yes, like on the beach. On the beach. At first I thought it was J-Rock, like running on the beach with a 49ers helmet. FlintTown: You Keck: that DadBodSportsCards: Like that shit was hilarious. Keck: Been rushing up to that. FlintTown: JVAC's like, shhh, it was me. Don't tell no one. DadBodSportsCards: It was you. But yeah, they Jrock: Don't tell nobody. Keck: You DadBodSportsCards: scammed women fifty thousand dollars. That's crazy. Keck: just kind of laid it out. DadBodSportsCards: That is crazy. All right, FlintTown: That is crazy. DadBodSportsCards: gents. I appreciate you guys. I'm gonna end this. So I'll have Keck: All right, cool man. Peace guys. DadBodSportsCards: I'll have Riverside cut it up. There we go. And then and then Flint, I'll cut up that one with your Zach Moss pick. Alright, later, guys. FlintTown: All right, cool.