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Can you do the big slide? 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Sometimes we'll have a little group text amongst Ally Me, Jordan the producer who's in here right now.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_00: Actually, there was one this morning that I totally missed.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, they're paving our parking lot or sealing it or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_00: I didn't realize.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I always pull in the last driveway part.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I didn't I didn't know if anything was open or we never got an email about it, and usually we do.
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  SPEAKER_00: So when I saw that the last two were closed, I was like, screw it.
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  SPEAKER_00: And just parked on the street.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and then I realized, oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: I could have gone in the first lane and just parked in the very front of the parking lot, but I think we're all gonna have to move later.
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  SPEAKER_01: I guess they're coming back at some point.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, so it works out great then.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: But I missed that text from Jordan this morning.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_01: So we have this little group text, and it was, was it about a week ago?
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: Because you were out, you had gotten the COVID shot, so you got this the all the side effects from that and felt like dog, you know what, for a while.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_01: I was down and out for like three days.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_01: Oh crazy.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_01: You had this is the first you sound more like totally normal than you have in two and a half weeks.
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  SPEAKER_00: At least.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I still feel a little like I was still coughing a little bit over the weekend, and I still feel a little like you know, stuffed up a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you had COVID.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um possibly.
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  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, on the group text, you guys had both commented, it's amazing.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_01: Both of us have had something, and Scott's gotten nothing.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_01: And then I was joking, I'm like, you could because you had said you go because he's like a god.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, you can now refer to me as Lord Free.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Except now I got this going on.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here's the sweet revenge where from my two front, you know, I have more than two front teeth on the bottom, but from two of the them all the way up to my ear, I feel like I'm being pounded upside the head.
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  SPEAKER_01: Lord's got this bigger head than he already has.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is what this is the revenge.
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  SPEAKER_01: See?
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  SPEAKER_01: This is it.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is what goes around, comes around.
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  SPEAKER_01: I did nothing to you two.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nothing.
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  SPEAKER_01: I this isn't my fault.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's yours for not brushing your teeth.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I do constantly.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like I brought a toothbrush with me in case the dentist says, Come now.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, yeah, you got to.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or at least like swish with something.
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  SPEAKER_01: Something.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: But back to the whole slide thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I go to this pumpkin patch, and I see this one of those real tall slides where there's this little, little tiny piece of plastic that differentiates my lane from your lane.
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  SPEAKER_01: Usually there's like three to four lanes on these things.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right, and they're all smooshed together.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's a birth lap sack, and I can't do it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I have no fear of heights, but I just have the same fear, the exact same fear that 6178 says in their text.
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  SPEAKER_00: Have you ever been snow tubing before?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, but yes, I have, and I love that.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you're scared of those slides, you would die on the slopes.
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  SPEAKER_00: I always envision going airborne over the sides of the lanes and crashing and rolling downhill.
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  SPEAKER_00: Every time I go to the lift, I think, this is it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I might die today.
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought snow tubing was just down the hill.
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  SPEAKER_01: Where do they have this huge slide for that?
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know, because that's my exact reason why I won't do those slides.
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  SPEAKER_01: What are you doing on this slide?
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  SPEAKER_01: You just get in the sack and go down.
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  SPEAKER_00: What are you like flailing or there's gonna be something that happens in the inertia that all of a sudden, and there's gonna it'll be like a small, a small little bump in the plastic slide that's Well that that's the case, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: But that's just meant to rip your shorts.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's no, and then all of a sudden I'm gonna be like and I'm gonna be face first in Maureen.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's the ex-sister-in-law.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna be face first on Maureen.
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  SPEAKER_00: And we're sliding down.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, can't you just picture this?
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  SPEAKER_00: We're s I'm I'm face first with Maureen, and now we're sliding down.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's on the bottom, I am on the top.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, hello.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you're just supposed to go down with your legs straight.
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  SPEAKER_01: What are you doing?
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  SPEAKER_01: Like rocking back and forth?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm telling you, there's gonna be something.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's gonna be a pebble or something that's gonna just be like, you do know the slides she's talking about, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: They're at every like local fair, like, you know, Big Flats has a flair.
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  SPEAKER_01: They've got a fair.
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  SPEAKER_01: Flair.
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  SPEAKER_01: They have a fair.
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  SPEAKER_01: Jeez.
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  SPEAKER_01: This mouth.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, you know, you know the ones I'm talking about, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: You ride the burlap sec, there's just wavy stuff.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's like four humps.
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  SPEAKER_00: See, and there's waves to it, too.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's what it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're afraid the hump's gonna buck you off.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm saying.
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  SPEAKER_00: In the inertia of the whole thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Never had this fear.
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  SPEAKER_01: Neither.
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  SPEAKER_00: 3490.
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  SPEAKER_00: I could do slides, and then I love this one.
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  SPEAKER_00: This one's my favorite.
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  SPEAKER_00: 1118.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can hear the squeak from that slide right now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, there's three bolts holding the scaffolding up that keeps it in the air.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can hear it too.
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  SPEAKER_01: The squeak is a little bit more.
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  SPEAKER_01: And did you notice the toothless guy that assembled it for the town fair?
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  SPEAKER_00: And that's why I won't do it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, well there.