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FRONT WIPE | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep: 30 · Chisme With DoKnow

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: What is the deal you guys?
• 0:01
  Speaker 2: Welcome back to a super random podcast of Cheezo and Jakarta.
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Slim Everybody, Jakarta. Where are we right now?
• 0:07
  Speaker 3: We're fucking Portland, Oregon homie at the Helium Comedy Club Home.
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: What are you saying?
• 0:13
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: You say like a gang making wayam Poortland organ at
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: the Helium Comedy Club one of the best clubs in
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: the country, not just because one of the managers is
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: standing right behind us, but because it's literally one of
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: the first clubs to ever let me come perform here
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: outside of me not having credits for a comic.
• 0:29
  Speaker 4: And it's Jakarta. Ten out of ten.
• 0:31
  Speaker 3: Experience, ten out of ten, experience, ten out of ten people,
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: the fans zero out.
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: Of ten Jakarta.
• 0:37
  Speaker 4: What is wrong with I don't like my friends that
• 0:41
  Speaker 4: I just want to sort green rooms?
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: Dope green room always they're always on po with the
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: green room. This time they hadros, they.
• 0:49
  Speaker 4: Had a fruit.
• 0:50
  Speaker 3: They have the fat fat latina set up right there.
• 0:52
  Speaker 3: It was hot cheetos.
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: There was like, what is wrong with you?
• 1:00
  Speaker 4: You know what? I just put a.
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: Singing yeah, looking.
• 1:10
  Speaker 4: Thank you, say says what is it going to say? Hello?
• 1:21
  Speaker 4: Literally lately, O, Prince roy stop trying to Prince Roy.
• 1:27
  Speaker 4: We can't clean them. Prince Royce.
• 1:30
  Speaker 3: Literally, I love you, Pa, and if you're still on tour,
• 1:33
  Speaker 3: pot take me. He literally has a line that says,
• 1:37
  Speaker 3: I don't care if you're skinnier, you're fat, that doesn't matter.
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: You know what's crazy? There's no factor that.
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: So exactly, there was no fact girls in the video
• 1:46
  Speaker 3: and he's literally was talking about if you're fat and
• 1:48
  Speaker 3: you're skinny, doesn't matter to me.
• 1:50
  Speaker 4: So why didn't you have a fat girl in there? Right? Now?
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: We're to put like, let's just say we're put like
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: like a baddie, like like a why right? I thought
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: you so pretty, so pretty? Right, and we just put
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: another body? Right, let's just say of less of weight.
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: You think he would choose.
• 2:08
  Speaker 4: To go to the winner? No, I don't know. It depends.
• 2:11
  Speaker 4: I don't know what that was feeling.
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: Because we have homies, like like my homie Everro, Like
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: he's a skinny guy, right, but he's always gone.
• 2:17
  Speaker 4: I'm not either.
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: I've been loan, no real ship.
• 2:20
  Speaker 4: I've been with ever Right.
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: One time, we're chilling, one time, we're whatever, right with
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: me Evro and the other homey. I'm gonna say his
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: name because his girl's like weird and watching the pod
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: and where and I'm on a two man. At first,
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: I'm on a two I'm on a two man with
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: me and the other homie, and then.
• 2:38
  Speaker 1: Everro joins us, we'ren't a two man. I'm thinking. I told.
• 2:44
  Speaker 4: So, I'm on a two man.
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: The girls come right.
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: And there's two girls and then and then a bigger girl.
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: And then they were like, hey, you have somebody for
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: the homie. And I was like, dog, I have somebody
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: that's a shick literally, and he's like he's like five.
• 3:00
  Speaker 4: Threes, like he died.
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: He loves big girls, right, And then she's like are
• 3:03
  Speaker 2: you shoting? I'm like full literally, I said that bro,
• 3:06
  Speaker 2: it was weird. And I was like, hey, anything a photo,
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: and I send the photo to everyone.
• 3:11
  Speaker 4: He's like, on my way food.
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: This wood never calls it on uber. He called it
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: on uber. I think that day they ended up doing
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: their thing. Him and that girl actually left on their own.
• 3:19
  Speaker 4: I know how to label.
• 3:20
  Speaker 3: After three am, Cargo Slim has been fool.
• 3:24
  Speaker 4: You're like that sober Ever, dude, watch your fucking moun
• 3:30
  Speaker 4: You're like that sober man, you're such a lying five.
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not lying.
• 3:35
  Speaker 3: You are food after three am? Who's breathing?
• 3:43
  Speaker 4: You don't like that?
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: No, it's because for your back, she's gonna follow you.
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: Gotta be like a little more selective.
• 3:50
  Speaker 4: You just I've only four girls in my life.
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: Four yeah, five?
• 3:55
  Speaker 4: Whoa bro, don't be counting?
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: Why do you know?
• 3:57
  Speaker 4: Why do you?
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: He's my fair your He's like, oh yeah, you do
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: brag about your fifth one.
• 4:03
  Speaker 3: Because foods are here rocking with fifty. If five girls
• 4:06
  Speaker 3: touched me in my life.
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: If you know, you can still catch something with getting
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: ahead right.
• 4:11
  Speaker 4: Free game, pops. I would even watch my shot let him.
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: Like every time, Like, I'm like being on the road
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: with you for I learned a lot about you and
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: and I'm not.
• 4:26
  Speaker 4: It's either an overpack or underpod huh or you're.
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: You don't respect nobody dog. You treat it like ship.
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: You don't help with picking up the murder.
• 4:35
  Speaker 4: Is this how you guys really feel? Yeah, you're a dirt. Yeah, hey, hey,
• 4:41
  Speaker 4: give me a straw, Get me a straw. Shut the
• 4:44
  Speaker 4: hell up over doing our podcast. You're not taling. That
• 4:47
  Speaker 4: was good, that was camping back. That was good. Everybody
• 4:50
  Speaker 4: don't my blood.
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: For We're in the green room and you're like, hey,
• 4:58
  Speaker 1: can somebody bring me you? You knew the eyes right there?
• 5:01
  Speaker 4: I forgot Why would I Why would I do that
• 5:03
  Speaker 4: to somebody you think you're my boy?
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: No no, no no. And then you ask You're like,
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: can somebody bring me?
• 5:09
  Speaker 4: No?
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: But he said it like no, no, no, no, man.
• 5:14
  Speaker 4: I could really like a fat girl fishing for a compliment.
• 5:18
  Speaker 4: I feel so ugly today, fat or ugly the same ship.
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: But then he's like and then he's like, hey, can
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: somebody give me a straw? I could really use the straw.
• 5:28
  Speaker 4: Like, you know, what do you do that food? I
• 5:32
  Speaker 4: don't do it on purpose? I think maybe it's not
• 5:35
  Speaker 4: it'stop bitching me. You know, said my estrogen is dumb high. Yeah,
• 5:40
  Speaker 4: because while that told for you eat, I love totally,
• 5:43
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: But then and then and then he did some other
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: punkas ship the other day.
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: I feel like we gotta we gotta address your food,
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: like like, for you can't be fighting when we're having
• 5:51
  Speaker 2: dinner food.
• 5:53
  Speaker 4: Nah, that's like I ain't gonna lie for it.
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: Nah, I ain't gonna lie for you. Like like like
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: we joke a lot. We joke around and ship. We
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: joke around food, but you literally farted while we're at
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: the dinner table a Bjay's food.
• 6:05
  Speaker 4: Like, that's great, and can I say something?
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: Go ahead?
• 6:08
  Speaker 3: Personally, I apologize and I only let off a two,
• 6:12
  Speaker 3: a small one.
• 6:13
  Speaker 4: But then when I heard Marty go somebody took a
• 6:15
  Speaker 4: fucking ship, I released.
• 6:17
  Speaker 3: I could of who E was losing, so I started
• 6:20
  Speaker 3: to fucking So I farted, man, and then everyone's you know,
• 6:26
  Speaker 3: going crazy. But it was like fifteen minutes before we
• 6:29
  Speaker 3: got our food. I didn't think it was.
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: It was five minutes before we got our food.
• 6:32
  Speaker 4: By the time came, the smell was going.
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: So you should not be farting anywhere in any like
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: dog like. My thing is like if you know you're
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: ship silent and silent food and then like you know,
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: deadly though yeah and used to and then and then
• 6:43
  Speaker 2: you're out of food, and then you're out of pocket food.
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: And then I share a room with your fool and
• 6:48
  Speaker 2: your boxes don't ficture, so they come underwear and you're
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: just walking around with your fucking food and no doesn't
• 6:56
  Speaker 2: look I think if it was big, I'll be like, damn,
• 6:57
  Speaker 2: how many packings you.
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: Know what I mean, but you're not packed. Get fool.
• 7:01
  Speaker 4: Thank you saying that in public? You know you're my friend.
• 7:03
  Speaker 4: What a fucking whole ass man.
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: Like you just be doing out of pocket that ship.
• 7:07
  Speaker 4: I don't think that's cool cause my ass it's tight.
• 7:12
  Speaker 3: I ain't bro back like I've seen you fucking in
• 7:14
  Speaker 3: your underwear.
• 7:15
  Speaker 4: You're not a great sight to look at.
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: I'm a great sight of I'm like evenly proportionized, like
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: I'm big where everything.
• 7:21
  Speaker 4: Makes you.
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: Like you have big old like you say.
• 7:25
  Speaker 3: My cousin Allen told me that he looks like I'm
• 7:26
  Speaker 3: built big in different places. He said I was builting correctly.
• 7:30
  Speaker 3: I just don't think that's fun.
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like like you have crazy thighs right, and your
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: thighs are like.
• 7:34
  Speaker 4: It's crazy bitchs love me?
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: So I don't know what to say because they never
• 7:38
  Speaker 2: see you fully naked, and you're in the dark.
• 7:40
  Speaker 4: Who sees people fully naked nowadays?
• 7:42
  Speaker 3: You know we're grown man people. You don't get a
• 7:44
  Speaker 3: naked only in front of partitude. I'm sorry everything.
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: That beginning get in front of the problem fully.
• 8:00
  Speaker 3: I gotta be like this, I let the breeze say
• 8:03
  Speaker 3: this is in front of the dudes. The fun is
• 8:05
  Speaker 3: her career. She go like this the crazy ship. She's singing, No,
• 8:08
  Speaker 3: I know what's crazy? When he went to the spot,
• 8:09
  Speaker 3: did you go bay naked to No? So you kept underworn?
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 8:13
  Speaker 4: Like yeah, you don't understand. We pay for the service, pops.
• 8:17
  Speaker 4: I know, Fra, I know football, I know. But what
• 8:20
  Speaker 4: if they rate the spot? Oh my, you know, like
• 8:23
  Speaker 4: for your god. That literally that's something I'm so scared of. Like,
• 8:25
  Speaker 4: imagine they rate the spot. I'm but a second in
• 8:27
  Speaker 4: the front.
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: And then they're like, what would the operation become?
• 8:32
  Speaker 4: Foods are walking around cardis Slim right there? What's going on?
• 8:34
  Speaker 4: I'm just like operation dumb ass? The fuck? Hey?
• 8:40
  Speaker 3: What?
• 8:41
  Speaker 4: Hey? You know what?
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: Fucking funny, Doug?
• 8:44
  Speaker 4: What's no? No, what's where on Hong Kong?
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say what. Right, We're all at Hong Kong.
• 8:50
  Speaker 4: The hommy Chinese food store and so boods like, hey,
• 8:53
  Speaker 4: do know?
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: And I'm like and he's like, let me get a picture. No, bitch, no,
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: we're here buying.
• 9:02
  Speaker 4: Dude, Like, fuck your pigture. You know it's crazy.
• 9:07
  Speaker 3: First place I ever went to strip club in my
• 9:09
  Speaker 3: life was with he took me to the god that
• 9:12
  Speaker 3: just finished brain he changes like now, but he took
• 9:15
  Speaker 3: me to the Godfather.
• 9:16
  Speaker 4: Unwear has a video.
• 9:23
  Speaker 3: He had an old video of me and I'm looking
• 9:25
  Speaker 3: at the bis my first time looking at it and
• 9:26
  Speaker 3: a strip cut.
• 9:27
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, is it is it? Is it a
• 9:29
  Speaker 4: new to bar? No, it's a strip club, you know something?
• 9:32
  Speaker 3: But is that like fully nude or they? When I
• 9:34
  Speaker 3: walked I walked in. The Russian teld me she was
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: like two hundred dollars and I was like, bitch, I
• 9:39
  Speaker 3: came with my cousin. I don't even I just turned eighteen.
• 9:42
  Speaker 3: Like if I want him to do it, no, I
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: want him to pay.
• 9:46
  Speaker 4: No money.
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: And by the way you talk about like you speak
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: so highly right, like he's.
• 9:50
  Speaker 4: The worst person I know, No, no, and your mom loves.
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: And the fact that he's the first for to take
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: you to the strip club is out a good drug?
• 9:58
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• 10:01
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• 10:06
  Speaker 1: rule of my life blood. Oh god, Jesus, bro, you're
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: gonna be on me?
• 10:18
  Speaker 4: Is that her?
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 10:20
  Speaker 4: What is the deal?
• 10:21
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• 11:52
  Speaker 3: it is to get married personally. I'm gonna get married
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: next year, two years, two years. Well, if I go
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: to Indonesia next year, it'd be easy for me to
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: get married.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, okay, but you saying like I think, like,
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: like do these girls that have a choice.
• 12:09
  Speaker 4: Of course, they have a choice.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: They want to get married, but they don't know this food.
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: They don't know he's a smelly, stinky big bitch.
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they can say no, and if they do, you
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: just I'm gonna just ight there walking drop my American passport.
• 12:22
  Speaker 4: My fault.
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: That's not the way it's working. That's the way it's working.
• 12:28
  Speaker 4: Nah, have you seen Lord of the Rings, pure American passport,
• 12:33
  Speaker 4: same ship.
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, so let's just hypothetic speaking, right because I'm assuming
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: the girls in Indonesia they were her jobs, right because
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: it's a big but most of them.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, So let's say I'm not Muslim, right, I'm not.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: I'm not part of his slam.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: But I get there and I offer two goats, the
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: joys the joke. Okay, Okay, what be the process of
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: a non Muslim like you tell me right, they can't hear,
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: But what would be the process of me get into
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: and be like, look, I couldn't I.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: Couldn't find love in America. I might find loving.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: I got money obviously, right, but I want to find
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: somebody that I think is bad, and I want to
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: see her hair first.
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a Muslim girl Like that's like like like every
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: time when I'm gonna get with the girl that sa
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: I want to marry her, I see her hair too.
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: There's a whole procedure, right, You get to see her hair,
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: you get to talk to her, talk like you have.
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: Thirty minutes or whatever, thirty minutes a day a day. Well, yeah,
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: make that decision and get the funk on food. There's
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: I could get maried tomorrow. Well, love, how can you
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: get rided to?
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: But yet again, Muslim moving aren't allowed to marry men
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: that are Muslim. It's less than a month for yeah,
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: less than a month. Because I've been through the trialsing
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: tribulations declined all the time.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: This is my cousin that looks like looks wait wait
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait. So I could just go and be like, hey, ful,
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: I want a wife.
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you can't. You can't marry Muslim girl.
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: They wouldn't be able to. I would have to be Muslim,
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: you would have to be Muslim. Or I could marry
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: a Christian Indonesian. Yeah, go marry them. There they for
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: sale too, like the Muslim. No, I don't talk to Indonesians.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: I ant Muslim. No, imagine stuck from I can't be
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: like that. I am performing at an Indonesian event May
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: seventeenth at the deck off shout out Indonesia.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: I've been, I've been.
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: I went last time to or actually after this, we're
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: gonna go DJ. Who's we who's wee?
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: You're not DJ?
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: Every time I got to do something Jakarta like this,
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: this look crazy about Tota crazy like grown throw right
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: and let's they have a show. Jakarta would be like, hey, everybody,
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: I have a show.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: Let's meet up here and well we'll figure it out.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: That for it's not your show.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: You know What's so crazy? Though, I've never invited anybody
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: to any of these shows. This is my first person.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: But I actually liked I know, okay, but then I
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: should get some leniency on who I bring cool next week?
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: Next week, I want to bring some I want to
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: bring I want to bring some hose out and made
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: on Instagram.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: You're but honestly, your brother can't come. My little brother, Yeah,
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: hates hates.
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: You like the Muslim jokes. You don't like the Muslim jokes?
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: Who is he? I understand, but he just be joking
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: to you.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: He hates No, no, he's serious, No, no, no, I
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: hate you.
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: He should be in my country. That's what I.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Just think.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: It's too many if you but got mad at the
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: stinking joke.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: He was mad.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: He was mad. He told me, he told my mom
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: he was like a my but he's joking my mom. No,
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: not he he's joking my mom to get me annoyed.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: He's like am I just make sure he doesn't smell
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: because I guess on the podcast they think we all
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: smell whole family.
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: I think all of us. I thought that was hilarious though,
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: you know, butious.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: I wonder like if your mom thinks like like like
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: dead ays too. Like the other day because my mom,
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: you know, was crazy. My mom brought up she's like
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: a me on because my nother my mom has Instagram,
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: she'd be watching and my mom understands on top of this,
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: so watch your fuck not when you talk about my people, right, okay.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: And other day and that day, my.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: Mom was like, hey, it's not the arch the back.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: You see that you see No, I'm talking about a prayer.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: You should literally get fucking stoned.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Seriously, you say we all get touched by a priest. Okay,
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: so let me touch he raised your hand, he really
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: touching me.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: No, you for your works, he works. I got a hob.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: He can't be saying ship like all right. Like so
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: my mom was like a me h, like a me
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: it's it's are you in your card?
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: I really?
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: I was like yeah, Mom, She's like, hey, it's not
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: okay to play with people's religion. But I'm confused me
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: forgetting that she's an Instagram all right, And I was like,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, the guy like like God's always listening.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, I was joking, and she's like,
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: I think you should joke.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: About how he looks, not about how I agree with
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: your mama tirely, I think. And hell, they're kind of
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: a VIP section. It's gonna be Jeffrey Epstein, Diddy and
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: then you and then they'll give you a little bit
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: of Jeffrey Epstein Diddy or something. But me, no, something,
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: it didn't well, seventy two wives, that's damn sure, that's
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: what this was. Literally, I remember my uncle telling me
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: when the Taliban took over Afghanistan.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: I really remember my uncle telling me that's good man.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: And I was like what uncle, my Mom's uncle.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: All the super and I was like streamers, like this
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: is trapping. Wait, so he said it's good.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but this was like super old old. You know.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: He was like if I used to be the gates
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: was and throwing the river and then he's like what
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: the fuck. I was like, you're tripping.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: You do that to a daily river.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: I've been the gays for fun or.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Every time, Like you say, do you when you say
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: when you think of stuff food, do you like ever
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: go like think first?
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: I think first.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: No, it's hard. It's hard because I'm always hard. And
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: then whenever I just said.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: I just say it.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: But but would you prefer being gay or black?
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Black? I ask these questions yes or no?
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Okat ready I want to roll go okay, gay or black?
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: You said black? Black?
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Black?
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: Or Jewish? Black? Black?
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Or white white? More advantages in life? I don't give
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: money to homeless white people because I'm like, come on, pops,
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: already ready really fucked it up. That's like being number
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: one pick in the NBA and you sucked it up.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: I get ready, embarrassing bitch. Okay ready black richie rich.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Okay? Ready? Are Mexican.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Really really.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: Really black? Mexican? How old of mine? Nah? No?
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: I burned tongue.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: Where do I living from? Black? No?
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: No?
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: Where do I live I from? Black?
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: What?
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: No?
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: That's that's that's too crazy, saw show Yeah, because.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: He might not even make it that break. Where do
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: I living from? Mexican? MacArthur Black Heights Heights? Where living
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: from Black.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Shot District?
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: They bought the Meccans? No, I would probably pick black
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: Nipsey Hustle was there? What so mad? Are you? So? What?
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, living like the sewers of Los Angeles? Okay,
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: you facts okay ed up because I grew up in
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: the city Slawson.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Okay ready, Okay, Korean or Japanese Korean by far because.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: Of the food.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: I don't even like Japanese people. They tortured Indonesia before. Okay,
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: fuck you guys, bro Oh, that's so true. So yeah,
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: I forget about all the bad ship they did back.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: In the day.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, Chinese or Taiwanese.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: Chinese, what Taiwan doesn't exist.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: That's what Thailand, Thailand or the Ene mean, you know, Thie,
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, but you do have that lady boy exactly
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: like a.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Good grip of them are dudes, you know. And with
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: that because I'm not.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Gadding, hey, but Loki food was the difference between Taiwanese
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: people and the foods from Aghanistan that get the super
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: fruity foods to that for Thai people.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Thay lady boy food, I don't know what
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: some of those foods in Afghanistan. Hey, dog, that ship
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: you put me on the women so much of the.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Passion people there women so much that they fun with
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: little like a lot of cases where they're like, keep
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: them bitches insout the house.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Nigga want you just go fucking bitch.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're ready.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: My cousin be on that ship too.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: You gotta stop saying that about it, so there's not
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: about to lose his job. Okay, tacos as tacos.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: But I like me some Papussi cola champon or Coca cola,
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: you know like that, Come on, got okay, it's all right,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: all right, color champon or cocla.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: I never what the is called champon? Is that something like?
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: That's kind of like the ship we had at almost
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: on the top of that one time.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: That some shots to call and ship?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Is it call up ship?
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Hey, what about this savadora? What I'm a lat.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: It's like retarded or retarded.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Probably I'll probably be a chrampine just because my homies
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: are trampines. Who yeah, my best friends are who pzzel Fidela.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Never mind, I'll be.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, Salvadoria, I during, I'm during because they have bas
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: all right.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: That I'll be small. I can't pop what is.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: The deal is your boy doing?
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: And I want to give a huge shout out to
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: motherfucking prize pigs of my family. My people's right there,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: and I know do you all your picture never heard doing?
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Or you don't know what you're doing? You're right for
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: I don't, so do you be yourself. I'm just giving
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: you an option that I think they're gonna hit man
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: hire a lord. It's simp before I hire a lord.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Now what price pick you can use the same motherfucking
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: player more than one? You got Lebron for rebounds, you
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: got Lebron for a six, you got Lebron for scoring
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: this amount of three. You could do that now on
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: price picks, and only on price picks. My people, come on,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: see a little red goblin. Put that I mean, I
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: mean for the little green goblin. Get some free money.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: It's easy food and if you use code dono and
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: you put five dollars, you will instantly get fifty dollars.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Win or lose food, win or lose fool. So you
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: feel the talking shit doing all you're wasting my money.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe you haven't used my colde dog. I'm giving you
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: money on me. Put five dollars you'll instantly get fifty
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: dollars right back foo like this, like this, fool pres
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: a link in my description. Use code doing a tele
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: a friend and tell a friend send them my code,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Tell them I don't need to pull us five dollars
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: and they're gonna get fifty instantly. Baby tap in, shout
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: out price picks.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: I love y'all. Back on what is through the common
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: and then the god man Dad, I mean not caught,
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: no eating, no bitch is knowing I should. I do
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: miss having a bitch like I really miss being under
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: a bitch of stuff, like I miss the bitch telling
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: me you can't go out, you can't do this, or
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: fucking your bum I missed that shit so much.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: You never had a bitch tell you And maybe the
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: bump part is the real part of a bitch never
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: told you not to go out. You know, you don't
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: have that much of good dick for a girls to
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: worry about you going outside your badsiness. And by the way,
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: did he see that one here? One of the girls
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: used to fuck with got her body done for by
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: some bitch. She got her tits and her house there
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: before I seen I seen her Instagram, I was like, God, damn,
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: I don't follow her, but so you would fund your
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: tom crumbs.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is wait wait listen, listen, listen, listen.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Total I loved her before.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Oh wait wait wait, wait for you told your loved her.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, I can't fucking I gotta stop sucking with her
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: because of you. No, because when I was fucking with her,
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: you would be in my ear like man, man, she
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: was a he all the homies fucked. Oh the homies,
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: fuck all the homies. She fucks with the prison's brain.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: So I could have her, stopped her, stop sucking with her.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: And now you're trying to be about trying to I'm
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: not a bitch looking at my old I'm looking at
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: my old, bitch.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: Somebody showing me I know who? Who fuck that? Damn mom?
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah he's dead to me. Hey, but but I told
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: you what?
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Do you not want to know that the hommy fuck there?
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I know I did. But now if you funk her,
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: it's like everything went to ship.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: If I fucked here, were you trying to one of
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: my ex visions?
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: No, I just wouldn't. I don't think I talked to
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: you because that heartbreak on my heart would be harder.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Than you did not like her that much where I
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: loved I would never funk with the though.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: I know you would have with because you were her sister,
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: dumb ass. That's the reason you would have fun with her, idiot.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: I would have her in general, even if I for
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: who the fuck is? Call you so fucking important?
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: You got it girl, you got it, You got it, girl,
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: you got it.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: So I'm like him, felipe nigga, I do I do
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: it because my phone just turned on. Chill, we do
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: the podcast right now? Hold on, hold on? So yeah, yeah,
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: you could you get rate me?
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Ray? Why did they say that? Ship? Oh beat? I's
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: just sucked up, yo?
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Just past summer? Plas on? You're from someone? Your phone?
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Why your phone glitchen your feet stuff?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I gotta get any phone for that money you kept sucking.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: That great alright, I get a bag, pussy, So the.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Fucking up your phone, stupid dumb bitch got right here?
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: What don't hang up?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Put it closer so they get here on the mic?
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Yo?
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: You know some food see me today? Gave me a
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: hug and tickled me.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, weird as fuck. We're about to kill him.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Hey, Philippa, where you at.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: Where are you at? He said, don't hang up, don't
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: hang up? You live.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Do you want to hear my Do you want to
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: hear my?
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Now? Do you want to hear my joke? That I
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: just made it? Right? Now? All right?
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Then might get you canceled though, Hey, what's up with
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: the world nowadays? It's like people get mad at you
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: that you don't want to fuck a girl with a dick?
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: No?
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: Nothing, you really you didn't like that one? No, he
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: didn't fuck it? I thought you did.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Sorry, go go let him hear your joke?
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: You like that one? I you liked? That's coming with me?
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: You get through so now, huh? Said, then I had
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: the chat, said crickets, crickets were chat. Just get deported
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: to the bottom of my nuts. That's like it the best.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: I love you.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: So, by the way, I am leaving this podcast to
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: join the Chico Sexicals podcast. And it's been a long
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: time coming. I've just been thinking about it. This doesn't
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: respect me, he always be saying and ship, which I
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: don't you.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: Do get your say not often.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about it. Yeah, so I guess we could
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: just give them the same conversation.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so, I don't want you. I don't care what
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: you want. I don't want you.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: I told your Carter that one time my girl spit
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: in my mouth, and your Carda was like, oh, fool,
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: that's gay, and I was sorryod, sorry, sorry, and I
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: was like, I don't think that's gay, and he's like,
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: how that happened? And I told that fool that I
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: was laying down on my back and some girls riding
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: me in the car and she kind of took me,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: but I don't have a neck, and when she tried
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: to talk me, it just got here right. So I
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, I'm talking, but she kind of up
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: in my mouth and when she saw my mouth open,
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: she's spitting it.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: And you think that's gay? Right now, tell him your sequence.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: I was getting my sect and the girl lifted my
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: legs up. My legs hit the air, and then she
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: looked my eyes. I just don't think it was gay,
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: because you know what happens if anything, I'm a victim.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: I think it's gay that she lifted your legs. I
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: don't think any I say this is gay. You know,
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: we all have our preferences, Like, but I think you're missing.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: You're forgetting the part where she blew in it further
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: and then spinning it.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: She was like, and then just spitting it.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: But if any bitches want to eat, she's available to
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: get it.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Say did you change your life instantly?
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I did, the kind of look you go home like,
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: I don't really hate this stuff? Uh, probably four days after?
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: Is that what you want to hear? Dumb ass?
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: How many times did you shower before you that day,
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: like early in the day or like right before, right
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: before before you.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: You put I've seen you be on tour with that
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: one of the.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: Muslim bed ah. You're literally Muslim Adam Sandler. Can we
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: show him selling now?
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: You can't say I joked about him touching when you
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: were and then show his face. That's not that's not
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: quite awful. You gotta stop doing sut it that you
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: don't have like no boundaries full and then you've been
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: touching that's on the plane.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: You don't have no bound It doesn't matter what you
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: fo with me on talent, run with it or no,
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: I need you to sit on my lap for hip
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: hoppy through? What does that mean?
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: That is because you get but heed full and you
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: don't like fool's playing with he kicked my ass, and
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: he knew I had a hemorrh I kick.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: That why.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: I moved it back? You're weird.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait for you keep that's why he has
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: the hemorrhoid.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: It was all it was outside the elmers outside Wait.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't kick you, Oh you kicked him?
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: No, because this was alcohol. Super duper tough. He's a
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: tough card. He's a tough guy. He's a super tough guy.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: My mom not a tough guy. Wants you to be
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: a tough guy, because wait, what did I do? I
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: haven't done nothing, exactly, I haven't done nothing, just once
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: tripping on me.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Why so he.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: See?
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: But when you're sleeping with your mouth up and we
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: put our.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Fingers, Andy found asleep and oh bro, I was asleep,
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: and this fool came to me till my face. Someone
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: like this, you would span.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: It was just fucking momm Why don't fuck your fingers
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: so fucking drive for a bit? That's it tastes.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: Wait, I didn't need to beat you today? What is
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: it so?
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Because you know, because you literally almost cried for in
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Mexico because literally you like I was a fucking stupid bitch.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: You fucking literally almost cried you literally almost cried in Mexico.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Pull you through up fire. You stopped talking for a
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: whole hour drive because.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: I was actually harassed. It's the truth. I was asleep.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: He went like this in my mouth and then he
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: went in. He went in, went out, and then went
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: let me go back in.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: No, Yeah, that okay, that is I'm gona I'm gonna
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: be honest, dude, that was weird.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: I think it's like, it's cool that you put your
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: finger in his mouth and that's also cut his finger
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: for them lips his crazy game. But you're also the
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: same type before, Like if I'm laying down, you take
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: out of your peasant and a bond me for like dog,
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: like you can't like your brotherhood.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: You can't picking truth with sexual harassement.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: You showed me how to hump your homies right there, dog,
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: Stop blaming every stop blaming. You're talking bad thing that
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: happened in my life. I did it.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Dog, what is fool? You gotta chill the funk out.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: No, I swore to you, you gotta chill out.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Literally, one time I fell off a bike. You seen
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: me fall off a bike? I went oh, and I
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: was bleed over.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: How much older is from you two years, three years.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Oh so they're not big of a difference.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: No, sorry, middle of my whole life.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Do you prefer him or your other brothers?
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Uh? I talked to him every day. Yeah, be showing
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: each other's who has humbroids? You know you're good?
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Checked my mind, you're not good, bro, And before I'm
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: never saying with chill again. Not that we slept together.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: I get the same bad.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: But you and I literally imagine that someone's snores. I
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: can't control it. Bro.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: You can definitely control that ship. You can definitely con
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: try that ship. You can't.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: How can you control that ship while you're.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: You nap, sick ditch and you literally snor the I
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: don't snore? Do I snort?
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: Do I snort?
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: You snore?
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: You smell. You're a piece of ship. You're rude to
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: your fans. You go to the shower, Go to the shower.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: He was actually clean. I don't that's clean? Like you're
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: not offending me, bitch? Why God, I took a ship
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: in the shower like.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: I was like, I was like, okay, he walked in
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: the bathroom, the showers on. I'm like all right. And
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: then and then I hear him shipping, and I'm like,
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: all right.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, whatever, maybe he's in the water, take stutt of
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: get warm up.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Hear the shower, and then I hear him again. I'm like,
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: what's going on? That's not he's like that.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: By the way, by the way, it was freestyling. What's
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: the deal with your boy?
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: Dudo?
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: And I want to give a huge shout out to
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: my best friends, the people I wear every day, even
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: on my underwear.
• 34:08
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• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Club or no club?
• 34:12
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• 34:22
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• 34:25
  Speaker 2: They have flannels, they have jackets, they have two pieces,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: they got wind breakers, they got it out. They even
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: got hats, underwear, socks, and the socks are thick. So
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: some of y'all, y'all got a little ass feed that
• 34:34
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• 34:41
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• 34:45
  Speaker 1: And the reason you don't care about that is because
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: when you have shiit seats in your boxers.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: I'm the only one that watches my ass of water.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: I'm the only one watching my ass of water. You
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: use free balling with toilet papers disgusting.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Literally go to your house just today and turn it off, like,
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: tell me you're so weird that for you and your family,
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: I'll share that the day.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you think we all have our own.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Ever, your mustherle father doesn't day?
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: My Muslim father? What does he do that? Why does
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: he do that? Oh?
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, so if there wasn't no day, how about you
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: get kik yourself.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: We have a little bucket, what.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: A towel?
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: The paper? Or draw your ass? After? Oh? Can I
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: talk about what I see in Mexico? Well have you
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: seen I came out of the stall?
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Tell me why you had a whole like fucking ball
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: of wet paper.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: You're fucking of water from sink water flow, the brown one, oh,
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: the one that's why you got a hammer that cut.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: I put the water.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: That ship cuts up ship?
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Did you mean a today? Wait?
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Wait, paper in the line in preparing someone, I wipe
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: my ass, I put a squeeze it, and I put
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: the na. That's the most hygienic ship I've heard of
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: in my life. You foods are just dry balling sand
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: paper on your asshole. You sued to have ship over
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: there from two thousand and one. Pussys is gone?
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Why did you go with to in one? This is
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: about hurt the first tour.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Wait. Wait, so you were in.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Line waiting with a whole ball of wet paper towel.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Why don't you do that in the in the why
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: don't you get the paper towels, put him in your pocket,
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: and then when you get in in your bady and
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: your personal bathroom, you do it.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: There where's the water?
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not there, there's there's ninety nine percent of the time,
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: there's a fucking sheet.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: This was stalls. This was stalls. I'm talking about the airports.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: The airports.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, grab the paper towels to
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: dry one. Shut the fuck up, pussy, grab a g
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: drive paper towels. When when you're when it's your time
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: to go in, you wet him real quickly. The fact
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: that he's standing the wrong with just the wet paper
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: towels in line. That's fucking some weird that ship that
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: with the fuk thrown on the wall. You stupid, big bitch,
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: stupid little kay ready, I was ready.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: And all the bag is just saying it's have you up?
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: That's all.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Just don't forget me change we wait, just go Okay.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: I have a question.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: What are you doing in my house? I don't have
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: a biday.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: I reached to the to the sink straight straight, no, no, no,
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: I gotta get it. I get a pot tolet paper.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: I hit the sink. Kind of what I'm talking You
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: know what I'm talking about. You gonna hit the sink
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: at the sink a little well and and then.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: You show it.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: It's like a swell way away. It's just I don't
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: know someone. This is so funny. You have dirty ass
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: know we don't. You're the only one with the ships.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: And where do you think the ship goes? If there's
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: no water here?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: The way do you think the ship goes?
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: It just goes. It embeds in your skin. Oh so
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: your whole life. You want wet wipes, puppy hold off full.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: In my bathroom. In my bathroom, you're taking the ship.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: You grabbed you. Weite a bunch of my torlet paper.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: I don't need to because the sinks right there, because
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: it's in right there. So I could just get a
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: little bit of what your he has.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: You turn on my wet it we it no, no, no,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: before I touched my a, so I tourd you running water.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: Get the funk out of here, rich but your waters enough?
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: Come on, you're good.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Okay. So you have a bunch of butter papers that's
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: not yours.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: You put it and then you and then you and
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: henody no, no, no, what the fucks borrowed? And then
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: you go right here and then you squeeze it and
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: it just drive through your back.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: I wiped it.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I wiped it from the bottom with the that's jay
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: you're gonna pussy.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: Was like you up, you up? Wait? You guys wipe
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: your asks like this? Yes? Really that's crazy. How do
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: you wipe your ass through the bag? Nah? You go like.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: You wipe your goods?
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: But doesn't everybody?
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: No, wait, that's what bitches do.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Nah?
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: Really No, I get everything. No, I have those arms.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: I'm six four. I literally got everything from this way. Yeah,
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: you literally got everything. Who made the rules, Who made
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: the rules.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: I know what about I stopped right here once I
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: go white by by by nah.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey listen, listen if I'm well wait wait wait,
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: is so what happens to the toilet?
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Small?
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: And if we just made ship on your ball and
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: your glory of my life? Ah, you're fucking with the No,
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: make sure your wife this way ful?
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: You just really wipe.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: This was the thing the guys. When did I missed
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: the meeting? Hey, guys, who wiped through the bag?
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: I always thought it was in.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Front who talked to No, it's just me myself.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: I still don't understand what's a problem because I'm using water.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: And the water ship the water shit again, we're.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Just commy right like, and it's still little confusing that
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: you walk around with just well, I still don't think
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: I'm wrong.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: I think I went through the front. Is that only
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: a girl thing? Wow?
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, it's a girl thing with the nigga to
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: have a ganary?
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: Sorry are unsanitary? Oh? Well the girls only? This is
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: a girl's only club.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Well, I think I could do what over the funk
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: I want because I'm a grun ass man and I
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: just want my ask about that.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: So I thought I just want my asking.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: So just.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Heait, Wait, wait where did you never take a ship
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: into shower?
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Right up there, I've taken a ship wiped my ass
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: in the shower?
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah I'm not. I'm hoping that's what
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: you do today. I lively heard, and then I was like, yeah.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: I took a ship in the white mass in the shower.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: By they want my mouth through the front because what if?
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Because what about the way back? You just grabbed you.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Huh Nah, that's crazy. I don't write it from the back.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: Doesn't even make sense because you're so big you just
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: know where you reach. I reached. It's really weird. I
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: thought everyone doesn't sitting down. I'm long as fun. Is
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: that weird?
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: Are you sure? Way?
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Wait, so you're sitting down the whole time? You don't
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: even stand up a little bit.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: I'm very I'm tall as I'm a Kareemo blue Jambar.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: I could touch my asshole if I want right there there.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Nah, you're out of control.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: Hey, I have the cleanest asshole here, So what if
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: the shut me up?
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Wait? Wait, so what about the ship?
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: Like on top of your ass?
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Everything's gone, dude, I make sure I we then I
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: go back, make sure everything's clean up here.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I know, why not just go back in the beginning.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: How big is you like?
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: You have to go start from the val I'm Meg
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: the Stallion, thick, I'm by the way, mego Stallion. You're
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: a slut bitch, fucking stupid dumb bitch. Ain't nobody I
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: hate bitch. You didn't even shoot you, bitch. But now
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: after the she's talking about class that.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: We love you guys. It's a quick episode of mister
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Webb in the front.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: People don't do that.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: For no what he fucking does that? Jakarta