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Episode #3542 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: Hello, this is doctor rod Tartar and I've not been
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Speaker 1: have been involved in some fascinating discoveries looking at the
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Speaker 1: original the Big Bang. We see the radiation band from
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Speaker 1: the Big Bang. We're looking as the universe begins to
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Speaker 1: pull itself apart. We've discovered new mooods and asteroids, new worlds,
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Speaker 1: went ahead of us. Doctor Hawking as well. He was
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Speaker 1: a good band he I don't know, Yeah, he won
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Speaker 1: all the We had a joke writing contest and he
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Speaker 1: value I'd lied out of the party. Welcome folks. It's
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Speaker 1: the Phil Henry Show here from the Space Coasts in Florida,
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Speaker 1: and we had a hell of a day to day.
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Speaker 1: You've got a great story to tell. I got a
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Speaker 1: great story to tell. It's Monday, and the weather out here,
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Speaker 1: you know in Floridatown man has been you know, it's
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Speaker 1: been if well, we got Hurricane by bypassed us, which
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Speaker 1: I think is great we had it. There was a
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Speaker 1: hurricane out there in the in the Atlantic and the waves.
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Speaker 1: You look at the waves behind me, that's what we've
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Speaker 1: been looking at. Man, those are I mean, I don't know,
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Speaker 1: not really a surfer. But what are you talking? Like
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Speaker 1: five six seven foot waves out there? Though, like maybe
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Speaker 1: seven footers out there, so we seven footer wave? Bud, Oh,
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Speaker 1: what do you think he's talking about? I don't know.
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Speaker 1: He thinks you never mind, guys, don't make him say it. Okay, No,
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Speaker 1: I wasn't talking about that, so okay, I'm sorry. Yes
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Speaker 1: you were, I'll go ahead and say it. You thought
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Speaker 1: he was talking about a seven foot penis. I mean,
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Speaker 1: I was gonna make a joke out, Bud. Not everything's
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Speaker 1: a freaking joke. Every time I say seven footer or
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Speaker 1: someone suck a seven foot put a putt putt, see
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Speaker 1: no a putt. Anytime anybody says anything of any length,
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Speaker 1: any measurement, doesn't mean they're talking about someone's dick. Yeah
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Speaker 1: all right, thanks, thank you. You clarified that. You just want
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Speaker 1: to clap, don't you. Yeah, thank you. Anyway, Today, Sedig,
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Speaker 1: this Jackie and I are out, we're having lunch. We're
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Speaker 1: gonna go over to home, deep hot, and we're gonna
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Speaker 1: pick up some granite, or not pick up granted, we're
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Speaker 1: gonna we got a block of grantite. She wants to
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Speaker 1: compare faucets she's got she's putting in a whole new countertop.
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Speaker 1: She's bought a house and she's doing a beautiful job.
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Speaker 1: It's a beautiful home on a lake, and she really
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Speaker 1: wants to make the house look good. So we're looking
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Speaker 1: at granite countertops, we're looking at faucets for the kitchen,
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Speaker 1: We're looking at all kinds of stuff, comparing colors. Well,
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Speaker 1: all right, so then we stop, we get lunch, and
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Speaker 1: we have lunch, and you know, we're talking about stuff,
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Speaker 1: and then we get in the car and we drive
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Speaker 1: back to her house. And as we're getting out of
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Speaker 1: the car, I go my phone. Now that is that's
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Speaker 1: a scary moment. Yes, that's the moment nobody wants to
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Speaker 1: Nobody wants to lose their goddamn phone. Excuse my French,
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Speaker 1: but goddamn, and I take extra special care not to
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Speaker 1: lose my damn phone. So I didn't have it in
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Speaker 1: my pockets. I didn't have it in my back pocket.
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Speaker 1: I couldn't find it anywhere in the car. I said,
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Speaker 1: my damn phone. She goes, it's probably at the restaurant.
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Speaker 1: Let's go back. So we turn around, go back to
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Speaker 1: the restaurant. And I'm sweating this man. What do you
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Speaker 1: do when you lose your phone? You report that to
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Speaker 1: the cops? I mean, is does Apple have a protocol?
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Speaker 1: I don't even know. I go inside if did you
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Speaker 1: guys find a phone?
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Speaker 2: No?
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Speaker 1: We did not. Can I talk to the bus the
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Speaker 1: bus kid was there? No story. I didn't see any
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Speaker 1: phone with Jackie had. To her credit, she was with
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Speaker 1: me every step of the way. Sterned a little flashlight
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Speaker 1: on her phone. She was. We were looking under tables
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Speaker 1: for this damn phone. I thought for a minute, you know,
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Speaker 1: as it happens on airplanes. I'm sure you guys know
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Speaker 1: somebody might have kicked it. You know, Yeah, people have
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Speaker 1: kicked the phone. It'll slide down. Yeah, it slides other
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Speaker 1: people's seats and anything, right, And that happened to me
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Speaker 1: once on an airplane too. Oh you're good, Okay, I
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Speaker 1: guess you know, Phil, if you're you've got phone sliding
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Speaker 1: all over the plane, oh my god, hold on, Well,
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Speaker 1: you're gonna hear the story here. No, the phone's not there.
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Speaker 1: It's not there, And I'm thinking, God, damn it, we
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Speaker 1: must have left it at your And she goes, want
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Speaker 1: you reading me an email off of it just before
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Speaker 1: we finished lunch. I go, I thought I was, But
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Speaker 1: maybe I was, you know, she thinks. Jackie ssaying to me, well,
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Speaker 1: maybe we're misremembering it. Maybe it was back at the
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Speaker 1: house before we came over here. Let's go back to
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Speaker 1: the house. We get in the car now and I'm
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Speaker 1: you know, I'm worried, and Jackie's going, maybe somebody snatched it.
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Speaker 1: What do you do if kat's steal your phone? How
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Speaker 1: did they get into the phone?
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Speaker 2: You know?
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Speaker 1: But you know phones, everything in your life is on
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Speaker 1: your phone. Everything you're banking, information, your passwords, everything. So
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Speaker 1: she goes, maybe someone snatched it. I go, got it?
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Speaker 1: I hope not. Man. So we're driving back and as
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Speaker 1: we're driving back to the house to see if it's
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Speaker 1: in the house here a call comes in. Jackie sees
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Speaker 1: it coming on her phone. She goes because she had
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Speaker 1: left her phone number with the people at the restaurant.
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Speaker 1: She goes, either guy is at the restaurant, I go
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Speaker 1: ahead and answer, and it was and it's the young lady,
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Speaker 1: the you know hostess, was saying, we you guys lost
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Speaker 1: the phone, right, yeah, we lost the phone, and she said,
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Speaker 1: we got one. Here is the case and I'm thinking, no,
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Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's not really teal. It's kind of
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Speaker 1: a dark blue. And does it have bright cove written
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Speaker 1: on the case. I go, not really, but we'll go
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Speaker 1: back and look at it, because you never know. She goes, well,
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Speaker 1: we have a phone here. Someone left, okay, you know.
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Speaker 1: Now we're driving back and I'm thinking, I don't know, man,
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Speaker 1: and Jackie goes, I got a great idea. Let me
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Speaker 1: call them back. They just called the Number'm gonna call
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Speaker 1: them back. So she calls my numbers. She's going to
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Speaker 1: call them back on my phone, is what she's doing. Now, wait,
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Speaker 1: you just screwed the story. Yep, no no no, no,
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Speaker 1: no no no, I did not screwed up. Yes you did.
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Speaker 1: You said you're gonna call back to the restaurant in
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Speaker 1: the restaurant number. No no, no, I said call back,
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Speaker 1: call my phone. And it was Jackie's idea. She said,
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Speaker 1: let me call your phone if they have your phone,
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Speaker 1: they'll see it light up and maybe they'll answer it.
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Speaker 1: That's what we were thinking, you know, I doubt that
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Speaker 1: they would. I don't think they would. But in any event,
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Speaker 1: she dials my fucking number, and guess what popping up
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Speaker 1: on the dashboard to my car is my car play.
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Speaker 1: Car play basically shows your you know, music, and it
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Speaker 1: shows your phone when it's ringing and boom up on
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Speaker 1: car play, is Jackie you know answer or not? She goes,
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Speaker 1: what is it? I go, that's it's ringing. It's calling.
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Speaker 1: You're calling my phone? She goes, yeah, it's calling the car. No,
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Speaker 1: this is how stupid I sounded. And I, you know,
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Speaker 1: to buy credit. I think Jackie kind of went there
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Speaker 1: too a little bit. I go, how can the car
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Speaker 1: answer the Is the car answering the phone because it
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Speaker 1: knows that we're calling the phone, So as it's ringing,
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Speaker 1: I answer it. I pushed the button on the dash
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Speaker 1: to answer Jackie and I go Hello, and the two
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Speaker 1: of us are going, who's there? The two dumber guys
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Speaker 1: you never saw? And Hello, Hello, Hello, hello, hello. You
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Speaker 1: know you're hearing that hello, hello, hello Hello. Now gradually
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Speaker 1: it dawns on me, but the dumbest, the dumbest thing,
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Speaker 1: and the most hysterical thing was I said, you know,
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Speaker 1: you thought the car answered the phone because it knew
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Speaker 1: you didn't have your phone. Yes, what, it's the dumbest
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Speaker 1: thing when I ever heard. All right, but don't be
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Speaker 1: that the kettle calling the pot black. You know what,
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Speaker 1: don't be the kettle calling the pot black. Never mind,
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Speaker 1: but okay, it's just it's an old saying, huck, I
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Speaker 1: didn't call you black. I didn't say you called. I'm
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Speaker 1: gonna kick it put a minute, you guys. Wait, so
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Speaker 1: all right, so now the phone's ringing and we're going, hello, Hello, Hello,
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Speaker 1: We're going and it finally dawns on me, Wait a minute,
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Speaker 1: I can't see what's on that screen Jackie called with
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Speaker 1: the red button and the green answer button unless my
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Speaker 1: phone's plugged in to the car play. So I glanced down.
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Speaker 1: I see my charger, the white court of the charger,
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Speaker 1: and I begin to pull it up and up and up,
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Speaker 1: and it turns out the phone had fallen between the seats.
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Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, that's the dumbest thing. All right, Well,
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Speaker 1: so your phone had fallen down between the seats, that's
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Speaker 1: where it was. The whole time, Yes, connected to and
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Speaker 1: there was connected to the charger, and I, you know,
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Speaker 1: felt like the world's biggest ass. But I can tell
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Speaker 1: you I was a big relief. Well, you're glad you
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Speaker 1: got your phone back, but you got your phone back
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Speaker 1: at the cost of, as Frank and I like to say,
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Speaker 1: you got your phone back at the cost of looking
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Speaker 1: like the horse's ass. You know, I guess. I mean, no,
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Speaker 1: you do. You got your phone back at the cost
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Speaker 1: of being and looking like the horse's ass. Not all
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Speaker 1: horses ask the horse's ass. Yeah, I've heard that saying before. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: oh you have. And how does it go? In other words,
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Speaker 1: you got the phone back, but the cost of getting
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Speaker 1: the phone back is you're the horse's ass. Yeah, not
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Speaker 1: just a horse's ass. I'm you could laugh if you want, Phil,
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Speaker 1: I'm the official horse's ass, all right, go ahead and laugh.
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Speaker 1: But that's that's how it goes. What do you mean
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Speaker 1: how it goes? Who makes these rules? That is the
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Speaker 1: old saying, Phil. When you when you screw up so
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Speaker 1: bad that you look like, as the man said, a
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Speaker 1: monkey one hundred yard, it's a great fine. You are
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Speaker 1: the horses ass. Yeah, It's like it's almost say to
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Speaker 1: the horses ass and you're kidding. No, I'm not. I would, no,
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Speaker 1: you would give a round of applause, both of you,
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Speaker 1: all three of you, both of them. I was I
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Speaker 1: was gonna exclude you, Margaret, but now all three of
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Speaker 1: you can kiss it. How dare you you get to
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Speaker 1: doctor Turner, Doctor Ron Tarner? Yeah, he says he's been
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Speaker 1: through something similar. He's listening doctor Ron Turner, jumping on
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Speaker 1: the phone. Here tell it, doctor Turner. We need to
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Speaker 1: take a break.
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Speaker 2: Can you hang on, Il Tarner? How you do it?
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Speaker 1: I'm doing good, doctor Turner. Can we take a break?
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Speaker 2: And I was listening to you.
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Speaker 3: And I have a story that I think you like.
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Speaker 2: It's kind of a similar to your own.
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Speaker 1: Right, we need to take a break. Can you hang on?
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Speaker 3: Oh? I thought i'd called it. I thought i'd tell
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Speaker 3: you the story because I think it's you hung up
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Speaker 3: on him?
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Speaker 1: No, I cut him off. But yeah, doctor Turner, Well
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Speaker 1: we'll get to you in a minute. Yeah, yeah, we'll
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Speaker 1: get to you. No, you're not on the ear. No,
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Speaker 1: you're not in the ear. What's your name? Do you
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Speaker 1: mean the foote? Doctor Turner? We'll get to you in
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Speaker 1: a minute, Okay, get to you in a minute. Get
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Speaker 1: to you. Who's this? What's your name? Carrie? Could you
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Speaker 1: give the phone to doctor him? Yeah, Doctor Turner will
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Speaker 1: be with you in a minute. Hello, he went to
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Speaker 1: the bathroom. Would you tell him that we'll be at
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Speaker 1: don't know? And a system or something. We'll be right back.
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Speaker 1: We're sorry. We had to leave very quickly, but Phil
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Speaker 1: had to go to a commercial break.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know that now.
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Speaker 3: I didn't know it. I probably was talking to but
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Speaker 3: you do. I definitely do apologize for that. But I
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Speaker 3: got stuff that I wanted to tell Phil.
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Speaker 1: Doctor Turner. It's Phil Henry.
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Speaker 2: Would you get filled the line?
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Speaker 1: Would you tell me it's Phil Henry, sir, Doctor Tarner, Yes,
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Speaker 1: Phil's talking to you right now.
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Speaker 2: Oh oh, I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: Doctor Tarter. Can you hear me? You can't hear me,
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Speaker 1: Doctor Turner, it's Margaret.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Are you in the middle of a party.
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Speaker 3: Well, actually I did the middle of a I did
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Speaker 3: the middle of a of a baby shower that my
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Speaker 3: wife is having, and I have the official cook for
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Speaker 3: this thing. There's about thirty five to forty women here
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Speaker 3: who are playing hard, and I've tooken up the much
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Speaker 3: for them. And I wanted to talk to Phil because
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Speaker 3: I was I was having a situation that reminded me
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Speaker 3: a little bit of what he was talking about losing
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Speaker 3: his boot.
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Speaker 1: All right, Phil, it's going to get on the line now.
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Speaker 1: Tell us you that you can hear him, doctor Turner.
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Speaker 1: It's Phil. How you doing good? I said hello, doctor
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Speaker 1: Tanner about a half a dozen times. You didn't hear me.
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Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know, but it's great to talk to
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Speaker 3: to Phil.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so you called me because you heard my story.
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Speaker 3: I heard your story and it was very similar to
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Speaker 3: what I'd been going through this afterdo I'm at my
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Speaker 3: home now. I'm with my wife Karen, as well as
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Speaker 3: a group of about forty women. They're having a baby shower,
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Speaker 3: and I got trusted in the service to, you know,
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Speaker 3: be a co host if you will. But mostly what
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Speaker 3: I've been doing is cooking.
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Speaker 1: So you're not part of the party.
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Speaker 2: I'm not.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 3: It was made very clear to me that I've got
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Speaker 3: a part of the party because it's something for women.
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Speaker 2: They're having a baby shower.
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Speaker 3: Okay, so my wife suggested, what is your wife's name?
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Speaker 2: Anna?
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Speaker 1: You called her Karen?
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Speaker 2: Yeah? I did, And you know why, because sometimes she.
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Speaker 1: Strikes she as a Karen.
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Speaker 2: Sometimes she strikes.
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Speaker 3: Me a little mimicare yet? So she said to me,
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Speaker 3: would you do the cooking today? And I said, okay.
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Speaker 3: So I started to put together I'm kind of an
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Speaker 3: amateur cook fill.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, as well as an astrophysicist.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm kind of an amateur drunk. I put together
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Speaker 3: a nice venue. I was going to have some salmon,
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Speaker 3: and that there'd be where we might have some salmon,
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Speaker 3: and we.
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Speaker 1: Had and salmon and some salmon.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we would have salmon. We all of this
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Speaker 3: would be finger food filled and we'd have some and
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Speaker 3: we'd have some philet. We'd have some champagne as well
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Speaker 3: for the ladies to enjoy themselves. Okay, uh, but that
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Speaker 3: was Anna came back and said, what are you doing.
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Speaker 3: I said, I'm cooking lunch for the ladies. It's all
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Speaker 3: going to be finger food. She said, the best thing
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Speaker 3: you could do right now is to cook up a
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Speaker 3: whole lot of pork and beans, because that's the women
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Speaker 3: that are at this party. That's what we're gonna want
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Speaker 3: to eat. I said, pork of beans.
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Speaker 1: She said, yes, and your wife wanted to eat that.
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Speaker 3: I said, yeah, that's what you want. She said, I happened.
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Speaker 3: She says, you know for a fact, Rod that I
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Speaker 3: love porka beans. I said, I know that you like
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Speaker 3: pork and beans. He says, and she's just walked out
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Speaker 3: of the room.
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Speaker 2: She said. She held her hand up and said, look at.
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Speaker 3: Today is an important game for me. I want you
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Speaker 3: to be in the kitchen cook up as much pork
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Speaker 3: and beans.
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Speaker 2: As purty with a vine.
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Speaker 1: As she turned her out, the left, Hello, I'm here, sir,
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Speaker 1: I'm here. It took me back, and uh so is
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Speaker 1: that the whole story?
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Speaker 3: No, the story goes on. I began, I put on
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Speaker 3: the apron, I started, I am did. I had to
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Speaker 3: go to the store first and get I got about
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Speaker 3: I don't know, twenty.
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Speaker 2: Cans of porky beans.
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Speaker 1: What times you get I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I'm probably about fifty cans of bad calves pork of beans.
16:14
Speaker 3: And I thought I would make a little garlic bread
16:17
Speaker 3: something to go with it, something to stop it up.
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
16:20
Speaker 1: You're telling me that these forty women wanted to eat
16:22
Speaker 1: pork and beans.
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Speaker 3: Yes, that was what was the food and choice, and
16:26
Speaker 3: I likes it. A lot of these gals wanted.
16:29
Speaker 2: To have pork and beans. I don't know.
16:30
Speaker 1: I never heard of women. I'm not saying that women
16:33
Speaker 1: can't like pork and beans. It sounds like a masculine food.
16:36
Speaker 3: Well, and they were playing cards too, so I understand.
16:39
Speaker 3: So this is a baby shower. They broke off, had
16:42
Speaker 3: a couple of card games going, and I'm serving up
16:44
Speaker 3: pork and beans.
16:47
Speaker 1: This doesn't sound like it was anything that you were enjoying.
16:49
Speaker 2: No, it was not.
16:50
Speaker 3: What happened was as they gave the baby shower, they
16:54
Speaker 3: gave away the pride the presence, and my wife said, okay,
16:58
Speaker 3: who's dealing? And my wife said, okay, who's the dealer?
17:03
Speaker 2: They broke up like.
17:04
Speaker 3: Three games of ten women each. I guess not ten
17:07
Speaker 3: women have fift big four games. Not everybody's playing poker,
17:11
Speaker 3: but they had three dealers or four dealers, and everybody
17:16
Speaker 3: adding I think like twenty.
17:17
Speaker 1: Bucks and a This is this was some serious cards.
17:22
Speaker 3: Yes, so I said, I.
17:24
Speaker 2: Got to go for a minute. My wife said, where's
17:26
Speaker 2: the pork and bee?
17:28
Speaker 1: You're kidding?
17:29
Speaker 3: No, I'm not. So I went ahead.
17:30
Speaker 2: I disted it up.
17:31
Speaker 3: I put it in a buffets that I said, ladies, pork.
17:33
Speaker 2: And bee is deserved. There was a ladel and a
17:35
Speaker 2: big can. I got out too the car.
17:37
Speaker 3: I could hear my wife, you know, yelling after me
17:39
Speaker 3: get back in here and get back here, and spooned
17:42
Speaker 3: up this pork of bee.
17:45
Speaker 1: Run. Is she angry at you?
17:47
Speaker 2: No, she just expected to be.
17:49
Speaker 3: I said to her, honey, I bet your I met
17:51
Speaker 3: your Becky.
17:51
Speaker 2: Call if you want me to.
17:53
Speaker 3: And she said, yes, I do.
17:54
Speaker 2: It is a matter of fact. I want you to
17:55
Speaker 2: be the chef.
17:56
Speaker 1: Uh.
17:57
Speaker 3: And we're gonna do a card game too, And I said, okay.
17:59
Speaker 3: So I got the card tame left, but I had
18:00
Speaker 3: no idea I'm going to split off ato like three
18:02
Speaker 3: four different games. So I went out to the car
18:05
Speaker 3: and took off because I was feeling extremely depressed. This
18:08
Speaker 3: is why I was reminded at your story you were
18:12
Speaker 3: extremely depressed.
18:13
Speaker 1: Well all right, so what okay, let's just recap here.
18:16
Speaker 1: You had to cook. You were cooking pork and beans willingly.
18:19
Speaker 2: Yes, but that's what my wife wanted me to cook.
18:22
Speaker 1: And you okay, And so they're they're they're doing a
18:27
Speaker 1: card game and a baby shower. What got you depressed?
18:30
Speaker 2: What depressed me was I.
18:32
Speaker 3: Suddenly realized there was nothing more than someone's cook And
18:36
Speaker 3: I was standing there with an apron on and I
18:38
Speaker 3: had a big spoon in my hand, and I looked
18:40
Speaker 3: in the mirror, and for the first time, maybe in
18:42
Speaker 3: a long time.
18:42
Speaker 2: I looked. I took a good long look at myself.
18:45
Speaker 3: I had a long apron holding a spoon, and I
18:48
Speaker 3: looked like for a hollow world, just just some cook
18:52
Speaker 3: stand at a greasy griddle, at sub waitress yell at
18:55
Speaker 3: hey you, let's get it going, you know, and a
18:58
Speaker 3: bowl of chili coming up. I felt that that's fall
19:01
Speaker 3: and so I, I uh went to the pier, went
19:04
Speaker 3: over here to the Redondo Pier, and I walked out
19:08
Speaker 3: at the end of the pier and I just I
19:09
Speaker 3: looked at my phone and I threw it. And that's
19:11
Speaker 3: what reminded me. Pull of your story when you lost
19:14
Speaker 3: the phone. I wanted to call you, tell you I
19:16
Speaker 3: willingly lost my foot today. I threw it into the
19:19
Speaker 3: Pacific Ocean.
19:21
Speaker 1: And did that feel good?
19:23
Speaker 3: Yes, it felt very good. In in fact, it felt
19:26
Speaker 3: so good. I got in the car I was driving home.
19:28
Speaker 3: I called my wife to say this is where I was.
19:30
Speaker 3: It was just picking up some VECTI park of bees.
19:34
Speaker 3: And she seemed to buy that. I mean you, I
19:37
Speaker 3: called my wife, beck.
19:39
Speaker 1: You threw your threw your phone in the ocean. You
19:41
Speaker 1: said you threw your phone in the ocean, right, I did, Yes, Okay,
19:44
Speaker 1: how are you calling your wife?
19:48
Speaker 3: Well? I uh, it seemed like I threw my It
19:51
Speaker 3: felt like I I guess, I guess I hit my phone.
19:54
Speaker 3: I swear to Almighty God, I thought i'd thrown it
19:56
Speaker 3: into the ocean. So that's the part of the press's Greek.
20:00
Speaker 1: Okay, you all right? But you sure that what you called?
20:05
Speaker 1: You called your wife, Phil.
20:07
Speaker 3: I swear to God.
20:08
Speaker 2: Ibut I hang up? If by here you go?
20:09
Speaker 3: Do you wait if I hear even a glipper, just
20:12
Speaker 3: a small glipper of you giggly.
20:15
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, doctor Tarner. You called me okay, and the
20:17
Speaker 1: story you're telling me is pretty funny. You said you
20:19
Speaker 1: went out to the Redondo Pire, you threw your phone
20:22
Speaker 1: in the ocean, and yet then you're driving home and
20:24
Speaker 1: you call your wife.
20:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could have said.
20:26
Speaker 3: I borrowed, so it's cool.
20:27
Speaker 2: Did I thought I was being very autistifiably?
20:29
Speaker 1: Okay, you're honest about it. You had your phone, you
20:31
Speaker 1: didn't throw it in the ocean.
20:32
Speaker 3: Well, I let me tell you so, Phil, if the
20:36
Speaker 3: palm of the story is this, I today about myself
20:40
Speaker 3: cook at pork and beans for forty women and a
20:42
Speaker 3: long apron with a big spoon, And I looked at
20:47
Speaker 3: the beer, and all these women are chattered, and they're
20:49
Speaker 3: still here.
20:50
Speaker 1: You can hear them, you know, So the party is
20:52
Speaker 1: still going.
20:53
Speaker 3: Yeah?
20:54
Speaker 1: Are they asking you for pork and bean?
20:56
Speaker 3: I've aditioned of pork and beans as we speak here.
20:58
Speaker 3: How you ladies doing good?
21:00
Speaker 2: They're enjoying me. So what are you doing?
21:04
Speaker 1: Just walking around with dish? Is the pork and beans?
21:06
Speaker 3: Yes?
21:06
Speaker 2: I'm heading them off. There's one. How do you do?
21:10
Speaker 1: And you got so depressed you went to the ocean
21:12
Speaker 1: and threw your phone in? But no you didn't.
21:14
Speaker 2: I guess I did. I guess I did.
21:16
Speaker 3: But but the moral of the story is, Phil, you
21:19
Speaker 3: can recover from from these hubiliations. And even as these
21:24
Speaker 3: women are chattering away and my hope.
21:26
Speaker 2: This is my hope that I share with my wife Anna.
21:30
Speaker 2: Hi hone, she didn't even wait to it.
21:32
Speaker 1: Well, they're busy playing cards.
21:34
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're heavy in the way to put this pots
21:37
Speaker 3: up there like five hundred bucks, so I've never heard.
21:39
Speaker 1: Of a baby shower. Then breaking off into poker games
21:43
Speaker 1: of women, and then what are they having? Pork and beans?
21:46
Speaker 2: That's right.
21:46
Speaker 3: They went through fifty candid they excuse my language, they
21:49
Speaker 3: went through fifty cans of.
21:50
Speaker 2: This stuff and they're no end in sight. So hold
21:56
Speaker 2: on film just a minute.
21:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Bill, I gotta I gotta take off.
22:01
Speaker 1: I gotta get be And you're you're kidding me, Ron, No, I'm.
22:06
Speaker 2: Not kidding you. This is my life. But the reason
22:08
Speaker 2: why I called you is to say I got so
22:11
Speaker 2: fed up with my phone I threw it at the ocean.
22:13
Speaker 1: No, you didn't. You didn't throw it in the ocean.
22:16
Speaker 2: I'm sure.
22:19
Speaker 1: You were calling your wife. You were driving back from
22:22
Speaker 1: the pier calling your wife on what.
22:25
Speaker 2: Row? It was a so phone?
22:26
Speaker 1: Yeah, it had to be yours. H rot doctor Ron Tarner.
22:31
Speaker 1: Do you want to get back to the Uh?
22:33
Speaker 2: You gotta get the porker bee. I gotta I gotta
22:35
Speaker 2: dish up for porker bee.
22:38
Speaker 1: Ron. You've got to blow your nose too, Why you
22:40
Speaker 1: said pork a bee?
22:42
Speaker 2: Okay, I gotta I gotta shove, I gotta.
22:44
Speaker 1: Shovel up for doctor Ron Tarner with the weirdest. Do
22:49
Speaker 1: you think he's okay? I think he's probably had a
22:51
Speaker 1: couple of beers. Yeah, he throws his phone in the ocean. No,
22:54
Speaker 1: I didn't. I was called my wife on it. I
22:57
Speaker 1: think he was just lonely. I think you want to
22:59
Speaker 1: talk to somebody. Well, I'll tell you. Uh, you know,
23:02
Speaker 1: that's some tough duty man, don't you think? What do
23:04
Speaker 1: you mean? What do I mean?
23:07
Speaker 2: What do you mean? What do I mean?
23:08
Speaker 1: One guy, you're cooking up porking beans. This is what
23:12
Speaker 1: Pill's been doing through the whole interview. Ladies and gentlemen. Yeah,
23:15
Speaker 1: all right, I think people can hear that you're cooking
23:18
Speaker 1: up porking beans for forty women. For forty women who
23:26
Speaker 1: are playing poker, God, Phil, who are playing poker, that's right,
23:31
Speaker 1: who are playing poker at a baby shower, and there's
23:36
Speaker 1: and they haven't had enough. He's got to run out
23:38
Speaker 1: and get forty more cans. Well, he said, he had
23:40
Speaker 1: to run out and get more. Yeah, and he's it's
23:43
Speaker 1: like these women are like, au, come here, I mean
23:44
Speaker 1: more pork and beans. It sounded like he was, Yes,
23:47
Speaker 1: there were some people who were requesting seconds and the
23:51
Speaker 1: one of the game that he was looking at they
23:53
Speaker 1: had a five hundred dollars pot. Yeah, he said it
23:54
Speaker 1: with the had like five hundred bucks in the pot.
23:57
Speaker 1: And he and so he gets depressed over that, goes
24:01
Speaker 1: to the pier, thinks, thinks he threw his phone in.
24:04
Speaker 1: It's doctor Tryner Hi Ron.
24:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I really appreciate it. You know, you
24:11
Speaker 2: hang up on me, that's Frye and then you sit
24:13
Speaker 2: there talk about me.
24:15
Speaker 1: I was recapping for my audience.
24:17
Speaker 3: You're suing the going And then he goes to the
24:18
Speaker 3: pier and Jos it is you make me sound like
24:21
Speaker 3: a drooling good, like I'm a good and what's the
24:24
Speaker 3: upoint of time? I was the man that's not today,
24:25
Speaker 3: I'm a droolers good.
24:27
Speaker 2: You know what a good?
24:29
Speaker 1: A drooli good?
24:31
Speaker 3: You know that I said A tron cool?
24:33
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I'm sorry. One. You know you're surrounded by
24:36
Speaker 1: these women, don't you have to get off and do
24:38
Speaker 1: some more pork and beans.
24:39
Speaker 2: Did you have to get up? What do you mean
24:42
Speaker 2: by this sexually?
24:45
Speaker 1: Ron, don't be a child? Phil's asking, do you have
24:47
Speaker 1: to get off the phone?
24:48
Speaker 2: I called you tonight. I'm getting the job. Yes, okay,
24:51
Speaker 2: I'm getting the job done.
24:53
Speaker 3: Jillans thish up pork and beans. I'm begating these women in.
24:55
Speaker 2: The middle of the poker game.
24:59
Speaker 1: There's something else going on with you. Man. You must
25:01
Speaker 1: be really, really depressed about the fact. You know is
25:03
Speaker 1: honor your wife. I know you're once divorced a girl president.
25:07
Speaker 1: Oh no, you just referred to as your wife.
25:09
Speaker 2: If I did, I made a mistake.
25:10
Speaker 1: You did you call her your wife?
25:12
Speaker 2: Maybe I was to Jakie. I don't know.
25:13
Speaker 1: Do you want to marry this girl?
25:14
Speaker 2: I would I would love to burry her. I want
25:16
Speaker 2: to take her by wife.
25:18
Speaker 1: And and so you put yourself into an apron. You
25:20
Speaker 1: serve up pork and beans at a woman's poker tournament
25:24
Speaker 1: and baby shower, and then get so depressed you drive
25:27
Speaker 1: to the Redundo pier. You think you throw the phone in,
25:29
Speaker 1: but then as you're driving back your phone and your
25:31
Speaker 1: wife tell her you'll be right back.
25:33
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right.
25:34
Speaker 1: Do you still think you threw the phone in.
25:36
Speaker 3: I know I didn't throw the phone in literally, but
25:39
Speaker 3: in many ways I threw the phone.
25:41
Speaker 2: If by byes, I threw the phone in. My body
25:43
Speaker 2: felt that fold.
25:44
Speaker 3: Going at these and throw at at this game feels
25:48
Speaker 3: like a day where I took my fold and I
25:51
Speaker 3: threw That's the kind of day that I think of
25:55
Speaker 3: that I.
25:56
Speaker 1: Get with him. Yeah, doctor Tryna, Yeah you okay, you know,
26:00
Speaker 1: like throw it in the ocean. You sound like you're
26:02
Speaker 1: flipping your lid. It sounds like you're flipping your lid.
26:04
Speaker 1: You sound like you're flipping out on your sound. You're
26:06
Speaker 1: flipping your lid. Yeah, do you have any more porking beans? Running? Okay? Running?
26:12
Speaker 1: All right?
26:12
Speaker 3: Yeah?
26:13
Speaker 2: Phil?
26:14
Speaker 3: You know.
26:16
Speaker 2: Today I wanted to throw that pat of the oceans.
26:18
Speaker 3: I brought her through the OSA. I did throw the ocean.
26:20
Speaker 3: I come driving home, I see it. I called by by.
26:24
Speaker 2: I got I gotta thow by dose.
26:25
Speaker 1: Okay, Phil, I'll see you later.
26:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me just flow my dose.
26:32
Speaker 1: Hey, welcome back, Phil Henry Show. And guess who's on
26:34
Speaker 1: the line with us? Bob Green. Bob Green, our good
26:37
Speaker 1: friend Bob Green, who's over Duley's gym. There in Anaheim, California. Bob,
26:42
Speaker 1: we have not talked to you in so long. How
26:43
Speaker 1: are you, hey, Phil?
26:44
Speaker 3: Thanks so much. I'm doing good.
26:47
Speaker 1: You're good gym huh?
26:48
Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm working out but a little bit. And I
26:51
Speaker 3: used to do a lot of gym work. I did
26:53
Speaker 3: a lot of roadwork. I don't know you noticed about me, Phil,
26:56
Speaker 3: but I used to be a Golden Gloves boxer in
26:59
Speaker 3: my younger years. I mean on that no, And you know,
27:02
Speaker 3: you do a lot of roadwork when you're a boxer,
27:04
Speaker 3: and so I missed being out there running, working out,
27:10
Speaker 3: and so I'm in the Deuli's right now.
27:12
Speaker 2: How you doing?
27:14
Speaker 3: Joey Max's went by, Phil. You want to say hi?
27:16
Speaker 3: Phil Henry said Hi. Phil Henry said Hi joe Joey.
27:19
Speaker 3: Phil Henry said Hi Phil Henry.
27:21
Speaker 1: Phil Henry anyway, Okay, doesn't remember me, Phil Henry the guy.
27:29
Speaker 3: In the radia that choosed to laugh your ass off?
27:31
Speaker 1: That wasn't him anyway, Bob, how are you, buddy?
27:34
Speaker 3: I'm doing fine, Phil, And I wanted to be the
27:39
Speaker 3: first one and I want to let you know because
27:42
Speaker 3: if ted Bell myself, Mike Flanagan, we worked out the
27:46
Speaker 3: arrange basically worked out the supply deal that was evaving
27:52
Speaker 3: us for so long.
27:53
Speaker 1: You guys were at each other's throats there for a while.
27:55
Speaker 3: Well, we were. And a lot of it hadn't do
27:57
Speaker 3: with the advertising, you know, and we don't have belabor
28:00
Speaker 3: the point.
28:00
Speaker 1: I don't want to go through that again, okay, but
28:03
Speaker 1: it did you know? It was about delivering meat. I said,
28:05
Speaker 1: I don't want to go through it again, all right.
28:08
Speaker 3: I sa simply said, I don't want to be the
28:10
Speaker 3: guy who's on the receiving end of so many delivering meat.
28:13
Speaker 3: That's all.
28:14
Speaker 1: But Bob, I'm gonna get up and leave, all right, Mart,
28:17
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
28:17
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
28:19
Speaker 1: Well, but said that you have worked out you got
28:20
Speaker 1: an advertising slogan. Yeah, this is great advertising. Now you
28:23
Speaker 1: had been working on your you worked on a Bob,
28:25
Speaker 1: you're working on a theme. I saw.
28:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had Bob Greens, Mason Greens, meet the Greens Green,
28:33
Speaker 3: and I was going through it with Tully and some
28:36
Speaker 3: of the guys there from Albuquerre Studio, right, Joe, okay,
28:41
Speaker 3: And because I don't want to go through these big
28:43
Speaker 3: ad agencies, it tall go through. But it was something
28:46
Speaker 3: like Bob Greens Mason Greens everything, and I like the town.
28:55
Speaker 3: So Bob Greens, Macon Greens, Greens and meats Macon Greens.
28:59
Speaker 3: You'll love it like that. I haven't done the lyrics.
29:01
Speaker 2: Yet, Okay, what you think of it?
29:04
Speaker 1: I think the melody's great, yet I think you need
29:06
Speaker 1: a jingle.
29:07
Speaker 3: All right, So here is the big idea.
29:10
Speaker 1: I happen to know this because Bob, you and I spoke.
29:13
Speaker 3: Yes, we did, Margaret, and that was before you were
29:15
Speaker 3: suddenly being disgusted by what I was talking about.
29:18
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about you and Ted Bell
29:20
Speaker 1: delivering meat to each other, all right, but you did
29:23
Speaker 1: bring this up with me. Do you want me to
29:25
Speaker 1: sort of lead in for you?
29:28
Speaker 3: Oh?
29:28
Speaker 1: Ahead, Bob's come up with an advertising slogan that is
29:31
Speaker 1: going to compete with Ted Bell's, and he's very proud
29:34
Speaker 1: of it.
29:34
Speaker 3: Go ahead, Bob, this is an advertising slogan bill that
29:40
Speaker 3: if we use Ted Bell's reasoning, which is it's all
29:43
Speaker 3: about the food, it is no double entonry here. And
29:47
Speaker 3: I want people to know that going in. If Ted
29:49
Speaker 3: Bell can get away with it, then Bob Green ought
29:51
Speaker 3: to be able to do the same thing.
29:53
Speaker 1: Let's remember, you've got a grocery store. You have a
29:56
Speaker 1: grocery store, Bob, you're at a restaurant.
30:00
Speaker 3: Wow, so what you know?
30:02
Speaker 1: Oh, you're not competing. You're not You're not looking for
30:04
Speaker 1: the same kind of customer, are you.
30:06
Speaker 2: Yeah?
30:07
Speaker 3: Do do people eat? You eat?
30:09
Speaker 1: Bob?
30:09
Speaker 3: Do you eat?
30:10
Speaker 1: Yes?
30:10
Speaker 2: I do?
30:11
Speaker 3: Oh?
30:11
Speaker 2: There there you go.
30:12
Speaker 3: You go to restaurants and you go to stores to
30:14
Speaker 3: buy meat.
30:14
Speaker 2: So I do just the same person.
30:16
Speaker 1: All right. So this is a new advertising slogan. This
30:19
Speaker 1: is not a song.
30:20
Speaker 3: This is not a song. The advertising slogan is Bob
30:24
Speaker 3: greens meats and greens meet his greens, meet his meat.
30:28
Speaker 1: Okay, now meet his meat.
30:32
Speaker 3: I'm gonna hang up.
30:33
Speaker 1: And bail blood. Shut up. You've getting to state I know.
30:37
Speaker 3: But the whole point of this is, no, it's not
30:39
Speaker 3: do you do that when you hear Ted Bell? I
30:41
Speaker 3: want to, you know, I want to put my meat
30:43
Speaker 3: in your mouth.
30:43
Speaker 1: Did you do that when you first heard it? Right? Yeah?
30:45
Speaker 1: And I first heard it. I was laughing my ass
30:46
Speaker 1: off for weeks. Well, Bob, what do you expect?
30:52
Speaker 3: I'm telling you that if Ted Bell can have a
30:54
Speaker 3: slogan that is does is that does not mean anything
30:59
Speaker 3: of than what it means, which is, I want to
31:01
Speaker 3: put my meat, my steaks in your mouth. Then Bob
31:04
Speaker 3: Green can have a slogan that says meat my meat.
31:07
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but you know full well that that has
31:10
Speaker 1: a double untuondery, that has double meaning.
31:12
Speaker 3: Yes, of course they do, and that's what makes it fun,
31:16
Speaker 3: you know, all right?
31:16
Speaker 1: So in other words, you do know when you say
31:18
Speaker 1: meet Bob's greens and meet Bob's meat, you're sort of
31:23
Speaker 1: snickering a little.
31:25
Speaker 3: Bit, only because I am going to establish myself the
31:30
Speaker 3: way Ted Bell established himself.
31:31
Speaker 1: I wonder if Ted snickers when he hears we want
31:34
Speaker 1: to put our meat in your mouth.
31:35
Speaker 2: If he does, I think you did this day he does,
31:37
Speaker 2: I don't.
31:37
Speaker 1: Think so, well, what do you mean you don't think so?
31:40
Speaker 1: I know Ted pretty well and I know that that's
31:41
Speaker 1: a slogan he's very proud of. We want to put
31:43
Speaker 1: our meat in your mouth. It means exactly that, but
31:45
Speaker 1: we want to put a steak in your mouth. You,
31:46
Speaker 1: in the other hand, you think meat meet Bob's meat.
31:49
Speaker 3: Is that it?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: You think that's a riot.
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Speaker 3: I think that's I don't think it's a riot. But
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Speaker 3: what I'm saying is meat Bob's meat is.
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Speaker 1: And here's the artwork. Did you send this over?
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Speaker 3: Yeah? I just took fact it over annoying, Yeah, I
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Speaker 3: stand it and send it over here.
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Speaker 1: Here's the artwork. Here, it's meet Bob's Meat. And there's
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Speaker 1: your your The words are gigantic and you're winking. There's
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Speaker 1: a smile on your face. It's a caricature of you
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Speaker 1: and you're winking with a big smile on your face. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and you don't think that people are gonna take that
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Speaker 1: the wrong way?
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Speaker 3: What do you mean by the wrong way?
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Speaker 1: It means, Bob, they're gonna think you want them to
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Speaker 1: meet your meat as in you know what.
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Speaker 3: I do not. I want them to meet the steaks
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Speaker 3: that we can sell, the great London broil that we're selling.
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Speaker 3: We got a special line with London Boil this week,
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Speaker 3: Phil the try kick the bone in the ribbi you.
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Speaker 1: Name it the bone in. Yeah. But here's here's the advertising,
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Speaker 1: Bob Green, Meet Bob's Meat, bone in And there you
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Speaker 1: are leaning up over a steak, winking again. Well, so
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Speaker 1: the up on ton reason intended?
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Speaker 3: No, it's done in timis so much as I know
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Speaker 3: what they're thinking. So I'm just gonna say, yeah, okay,
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Speaker 3: but what I'm really staying here is bone in, as
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Speaker 3: in a porterhouse. Ribbi has excuse me, a Ribbi, Yes,
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Speaker 3: Rebbi has bone in. There's a few stakes and half
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Speaker 3: pass and we have been at Bob Greens meets some Greens,
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Speaker 3: meet my Greens.
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Speaker 1: And meet my meat, and there you are winking. There's
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Speaker 1: a caricature of you hop over the words meet my meat,
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Speaker 1: winking and with the thumb up.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Well not come on, Bob, what does that mean.
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Speaker 3: It means beat my meat as in your penis, Oh
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Speaker 3: my dad, I came on this program fill with the
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Speaker 3: best of intention.
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Speaker 1: Well, we're just trying to determine here, Bob. If you
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Speaker 1: listen to you, you're like, we're trying to determine here, Bob.
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Speaker 1: If you know full damn well what it is you're.
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Speaker 3: Doing, of course I do. And what I'm trying to
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Speaker 3: do is take a very very I think, catchy slogan,
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Speaker 3: a funny slogan, and do what Ted Bell did. Run
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Speaker 3: it so many times it loses innthead of a I
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Speaker 3: don't know, scatological or sexual inference, and it is what
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Speaker 3: it is, Meet my meat as in Bob Greens Great
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Speaker 3: London boil Rabbi to try tip sirloin, strip, steaks, New
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Speaker 3: York Strip, all of it. Meet Bob's meat at Bob greens,
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Speaker 3: meet some greens, Meet our greens. I don't hear anybody
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Speaker 3: jumping up and down when I say meet the greens.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't mean he meet the green.
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Speaker 3: I can meet my money.
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Speaker 1: No, that doesn't have the same ring.
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Speaker 3: You know that? All right?
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Speaker 2: God, listen, you feel do well?
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Speaker 1: Bob, meet meet my meat?
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Speaker 3: All right? Then I'm saying, meet my meat.
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Speaker 1: Okay, So why don't you say that to me?
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Speaker 3: What do you mean say it to me? Hey, Phil,
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Speaker 3: meet my meat?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, See, I.
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Speaker 3: Don't you want to take it dirty. You want that
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Speaker 3: to mean my penis God, I mean you really want
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Speaker 3: to meet my meat.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Bob, I'm gonna hang up now.
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Speaker 3: And I'm sorry, M sorry. I'm just saying, Phil, this
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Speaker 3: is what we're leading off this fall with, and.
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Speaker 1: And this is what you're going to be going into
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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving with.
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Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, that's right. God, I gave on anything. I
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Speaker 3: came on this show hoping to have a fair hearing,
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Speaker 3: and what I got instead strip naked, tied to a
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Speaker 3: chair and pushed off a cliff.
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Speaker 1: Oh, come on, Bob, that is not what happened to you.
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Speaker 3: Well, it feels like it. And I'm telling you Phil,
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Speaker 3: we're doing all we can do to survive. Because I
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Speaker 3: don't think Bob Greens and Green's gonna meeting.
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Speaker 1: You're kidding, Yeah, mister Green's he did. The business is bad.
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Speaker 3: This is bad. Okay.
35:29
Speaker 1: Why don't you just get back to Fraser Foods.
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Speaker 3: I sold the brand.
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Speaker 2: You see him, remember that?
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Speaker 1: Why don't you buy it back? I don't know, you know,
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Speaker 1: I don't think my Flannagan's having a good time with it.
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Speaker 1: I've listened to him bitching about it.
35:41
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Bob Green is my guest folk folks with a new
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Speaker 1: advertising slogan, Bob Greens meets and Greens, meet the Greens
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Speaker 1: and meet my meat. And he seems to think it's
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Speaker 1: just fine because Bob, because Ted Bell's gotten away with
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Speaker 1: we want to put our meat in your mouth.
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Speaker 3: That's right, yes, And I don't think that they just
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Speaker 3: he's a province just for Ted Bell.
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Speaker 1: Bob, I wish you all the best.
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Speaker 3: Are you coming to the store.
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Speaker 1: I don't live anywhere. I live in Florida. Now you
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Speaker 1: what I live in Florida. You do know.
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Speaker 3: Somebody gonna tell me these things? Are I gonna? I'm
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Speaker 3: playing of themis out for the very first time.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Bobby. We're not exactly letting everybody know. We're
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Speaker 1: letting people know as we as we let them know.
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Speaker 1: You're told my listeners. That's about it. I don't think
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Speaker 1: I've told my advertisers.
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Speaker 2: Told Ted.
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Speaker 1: I haven't talked to Ted.
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Speaker 2: Oh my gods.
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Speaker 1: You all right?
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Speaker 3: Well, this is a little bit of a shock. I've
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Speaker 3: been advertising with you film for over twenty years, and now, oh, hi, Bob,
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Speaker 3: I've moved to Florida. What's to hell? Man, Bob? You'll live, Yes,
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Speaker 3: I'll live. But Phil with one of the major platforms
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Speaker 3: I was advertising on, that guy tells me he's moved
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Speaker 3: to Florida.
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Speaker 1: I gotta go, Bob. I'm sorry to shock you with
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Speaker 1: this news. I mean, I haven't told any of my advertisers.
36:57
Speaker 1: I told my listeners, and I was on a plan
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Speaker 1: and I was in Florida before you knew it. Even
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Speaker 1: what's with you? Man? What'd you blow your nose or something? Yes?
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Speaker 1: You be all right?
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Speaker 3: Yeah? Why'd you move there?
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Speaker 1: Jackie for a broad would you watch that broad stuff?
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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, just instudden. We go all around
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Speaker 3: the world for women. He got somebody's got a puk.
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Speaker 3: Someone's got to draw a line in a sadle.
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Speaker 1: Hey, Bob, what woman have you gone around the world for?
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Speaker 3: I would if I had a woman, I would if
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Speaker 3: I heard a woman.
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Speaker 1: You're filthy rich. You can't find yourself a girl.
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Speaker 3: Oh look at you? So I should find myself a
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Speaker 3: good gold digger? Is at it?
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Speaker 1: Well? Bob? I mean I don't know. Every date you
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Speaker 1: go on, the girl winds up going out with some guy.
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Speaker 3: You know, every date I go on? You know? Now?
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Speaker 3: There it is? Right? Thanks for playing us for again?
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Speaker 3: And asked for that? Did I talking about?
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Speaker 1: Who is that? Return of the Mac?
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Speaker 3: Yes?
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Speaker 2: It is?
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Speaker 3: Okay, that's the last shot I had. That was the
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Speaker 3: last shot I had a happiness as she winds up
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Speaker 3: went out with some guy that I don't know. You
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Speaker 3: was a skateboard punk or some guy that was. He
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Speaker 3: had his face as he was huffing paint and blue back.
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Speaker 3: What are you laughing that?
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Speaker 2: Man?
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Bob.
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Speaker 3: Oh, who's why'd you put this on?
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Speaker 1: So?
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Speaker 3: Why'd you put it on? I don't want to go.
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Speaker 1: This reminds you that girl. Is this the girl that
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Speaker 1: started going out with the bad boy?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, he was one of our bad boys.
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Speaker 1: So she's got she's got you, a multi millionaire and
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Speaker 1: she starts going out with a bad boy that huffs blue?
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Speaker 3: Was this? Where's it broke my heart?
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Speaker 1: Oh?
38:41
Speaker 3: Man, you lied to me?
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Speaker 1: All right, Bob? I gotta go?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: Sure?
38:49
Speaker 1: If I never heard that song again, yeah, I mean,
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not blaming you, Bud. If I
38:58
Speaker 1: knew he so he had his heart broken and that
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Speaker 1: song's busting him up. Huh? How many people that whole
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Speaker 1: situates with?
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Speaker 3: Bob?
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Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong with him. Man, This guy's
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Speaker 1: got a lot of money, but he winds up going
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Speaker 1: out with girls who break his heart. And this one
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Speaker 1: decided she'd leave him for a dude that bags groceries
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Speaker 1: and I she said he came into the store one
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Speaker 1: day with silver paint on his upper lip. She said,
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Speaker 1: I mean Bob did with silver paint on his upper lip,
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Speaker 1: meaning what guy's hopping paint? And this is her idea
39:31
Speaker 1: of a good time? Yes, in fact, I think they're engaged, right,
39:34
Speaker 1: But yeah, they're engaged to be married. Well, what is
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Speaker 1: so funny? Phil, That's the funniest thing I ever heard
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Speaker 1: in my life. She could be with Bob Green. Bob Oh,
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Speaker 1: come on, Bob, goddamn yeah, Bob.
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Speaker 3: Into Yes funny? Do you think all that stuff?
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Speaker 1: Guys? Huffing paint? He had silver paint on his lip.
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Speaker 2: Return of the Man, All right, my bad.
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