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Speaker 1: Well, good morning. It's Monday. Thanks to Chemist Warehouse. Mikey, Amy, Gerard.
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Speaker 2: Morning. Morning.
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Speaker 1: How are you?
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Speaker 2: I'm good. How nice was it? I don't know if
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Speaker 2: you noticed this as well. Maybe I got in a
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Speaker 2: bit later.
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Speaker 3: But driving over the Harbour Bridge this morning and it
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Speaker 3: was all light. And for the last couple of months,
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Speaker 3: I drive here pitch black.
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Speaker 1: You know what? Because daylight's saving.
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Speaker 4: It's coming.
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Speaker 1: And it's not savings. We know that, right?
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Speaker 2: Daylight saving.
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Speaker 5: Saving, yeah, is the correct term. A lot of people
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Speaker 5: say savings. What do you say, Sean Fraser?
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Speaker 2: You've got to say saving.
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Speaker 6: Someone told me a long time ago on radio that
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Speaker 6: it's not a bank account.
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Speaker 2: So it's not a savings account. Yes, it's not a
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Speaker 2: savings account.
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Speaker 1: It's so stupid, but once you hear it, so many
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Speaker 1: people say daylight savings.
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Speaker 7: Yep.
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Speaker 1: But it'll be coming, what, in a couple of weeks?
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Early October? I think, is it the end of this month?
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Speaker 1: It's two weeks, I think. Two weeks away. And what happened?
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Speaker 1: You're right. Like, we're looking out our beautiful view here
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Speaker 1: right now.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And the sun's up. Sun is almost up. I've noticed
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Speaker 1: because on the weekend, I don't set an alarm, but
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Speaker 1: the bloody birds outside my door wake me up.
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Speaker 8: Coel?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Do you have a Coel?
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Speaker 1: What noise do they make? Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Did you say it's beautiful? That's pretty good.
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Speaker 1: They're doing it earlier, though.
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Speaker 5: So when Daylight Saving comes in, because I always get confused.
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Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 1: The clock will go forward or something?
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Speaker 9: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So it'll get dark again early is the point.
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Speaker 2: Oh, no, really?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, dark early and then it'll be lighter at night.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, no.
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Speaker 1: No, no, no, but we get to sleep in by
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Speaker 1: an hour.
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Speaker 8: Right?
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Speaker 2: Is that right?
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Speaker 1: I always get confused.
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Speaker 2: I feel like heavily on my dad.
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Speaker 9: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Right now it's dead on six o'clock, right? After October 4.
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Speaker 8: Sunday, October 4.
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Speaker 1: It's going to go back.
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Speaker 2: So it's going to be dark again driving into work.
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Speaker 1: This time right now would be. Seven. No, five.
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Speaker 2: Oh, come on! We're all so challenged.
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Speaker 1: No, right now, instead of being a minute past six now,
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Speaker 1: it would be a minute past five.
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Speaker 2: Oh, so it's going to be lighter in the morning then?
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Speaker 1: Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm completely wrong. No, it's
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Speaker 1: the other way.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so it'd be.
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Speaker 10: This is painful, by the way. Yeah, I know.
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Speaker 1: Well, can you help us out.
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Speaker 2: Here, buddy?
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Speaker 11: Yeah, so the clock jumps forward at 2am on October 4.
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Speaker 10: We go straight from 1.59 to 3am.
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Speaker 1: So it's now two past six. What will the time be?
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Speaker 2: Two a.m.
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Speaker 10: The time will be two past six. The clock will
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Speaker 10: say two past six.
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Speaker 11: You're getting bogged down in something that is very confusing
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Speaker 11: and does not matter.
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Speaker 1: It'll be two a.m.
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Speaker 4: Yeah. No.
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Speaker 2: Anyway.
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Speaker 1: I still don't understand.
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Speaker 2: None. Who cares? All I know is that it's harder
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Speaker 2: for me to get my kids to bed at night
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Speaker 2: time because it appears to still be midday outside.
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Speaker 12: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And soon it'll be darker in the morning or something.
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Speaker 3: Anyway, so I'll enjoy it while it lasts because soon
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Speaker 3: we're going back into night time.
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Speaker 13: At 6am.
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Speaker 14: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: How was your weekend? Did you... You survived the seaplane?
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Speaker 15: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 5: I bought for my girlfriend her birthday. We did a
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Speaker 5: seaplane at a restaurant. God, I've never eaten so much
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Speaker 5: in my life.
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Speaker 2: Did you take a Valium?
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Speaker 14: No.
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Speaker 1: Look, you know what? I was freaking out about these giant... Sorry, giant.
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Speaker 5: These tiny little planes. It's actually okay once you get
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Speaker 5: up there. It's more of a thought of it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And he did start it to begin with and then
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Speaker 1: it wouldn't start. It went like... And I went... And then...
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Speaker 1: And then.
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Speaker 16: It started again.
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Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 12: But.
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Speaker 5: Once you're up there, absolutely fine. I see you got pissed.
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Speaker 13: I did.
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Speaker 2: I went for a long lunch up in the Hunter.
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Speaker 2: And I mean, what else do you do in the
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Speaker 2: Hunter if you're not drinking wine?
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Speaker 12: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And you would have started what, at 10am or something?
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Speaker 2: The lunch started at 12.30. But here's the problem. They
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Speaker 2: lured us up there. It was a PR lunch. They
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Speaker 2: lured us up there and They started with cocktails that
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Speaker 2: had tequila in them. And I was like, this is
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Speaker 2: a recipe for disaster. They started with tequila.
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Speaker 10: Then they.
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Speaker 2: Handing out like beer samples.
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Speaker 1: Oh, really?
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Speaker 2: And then white wine and then into rosé.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And when I tell you that man, that waiter there,
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Speaker 3: sensational service because my glass never got under halfway without
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Speaker 3: him topping it back up. But I actually, it meant
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Speaker 3: that I never knew how much I'd actually drunk.
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Speaker 2: Thankfully, we were staying across the road. So we just
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Speaker 2: walked across the road. But yeah, we were.
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Speaker 3: And I've made the cardinal sin of getting on my
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Speaker 3: gram and doing some chatting.
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Speaker 5: Well, as you know, I never really look at Instagram,
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Speaker 5: but my girlfriend showed me one.
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Speaker 1: You were trying to say Pokolbin.
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Speaker 2: Pokolbin.
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Speaker 3: I always thought it was Pokabin.
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Speaker 2: And the guy up there was like, it's Pokolbin.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but the video was just you and your girlfriend going, Pokabin? Pokemon? Pokemon.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you try saying Pokolbin.
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Speaker 1: When you're drunk.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, 65 rosés. Per Colburn.
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Speaker 1: Per Colburn, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Sober Amy is actually fine.
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Speaker 1: Just drunk Amy.
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Speaker 17: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You looked disheveled, though, like you'd had a few.
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Speaker 2: I'd had more than a few.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you were. We had a good time.
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Speaker 2: Like, who doesn't go up and get sideways.
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Speaker 8: At the Hunter? Oh.
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Speaker 1: Every wine place you go to, yeah.
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Speaker 3: And we were fast asleep by 9 p.m., 9.30. We
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Speaker 3: ordered room service, 9.30, out cold.
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Speaker 2: Oh, how good is that? So I actually woke up
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Speaker 2: feeling fresh.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 5: Well, I'm glad you enjoyed. Hey, what's going on, Sean?
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Speaker 5: You were talking about... The heat.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: So we're being urged to prepare for this summer, they reckon.
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Speaker 6: And we do get this every now and then. But
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Speaker 6: they are saying this one could be the hottest summer
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Speaker 6: ever recorded.
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Speaker 1: They do say it quite a bit.
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Speaker 2: I feel like we've heard that a bit.
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Well, we also had those wet ones for a while. Remember?
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Speaker 1: We had La Nina or whatever it was.
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Speaker 2: They said it was going to be raining the whole time.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: It was a very warm weekend in Sydney. And Melbourne
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Speaker 5: was warm as well. A little different today. A top of.
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Speaker 1: 15 in Melbourne today.
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Speaker 8: Oh.
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Speaker 1: Still hot in Sydney today. You'll get to 28 in
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Speaker 1: the city, 31 in the west. But so the hottest
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Speaker 1: on record?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, they reckon ever recorded, yeah.
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Speaker 18: Ever?
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Speaker 17: Ever.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: I don't mind that. I will say yesterday for a
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Speaker 2: September day.
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Speaker 3: It felt unusually hot. Like there was no breeze whatsoever.
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Speaker 1: That'll make or break it. Yeah, it was. But I
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Speaker 1: like the heat. Who likes winter?
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I like the heat too, but I just wasn't prepared.
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Speaker 2: I would have put my air con on and everything.
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Speaker 2: All my kids were like, turn the air con on,
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Speaker 2: and trying to get to sleep at night. And I
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Speaker 2: was like, take your blankets off.
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Speaker 1: I've started sleeping with mine.
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Speaker 2: Air con on.
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Speaker 1: Don't you sleep with the air con on?
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Speaker 2: Never.
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Speaker 1: When it's hot, yeah, I don't like the windows open.
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Speaker 2: You don't like fresh air?
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Speaker 8: Nah.
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Speaker 1: Doesn't do anything, by the way. If it's hot outside,
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Speaker 1: why is bringing the hot air outside into.
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Speaker 2: Your bedroom going to do it? If I stay with
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Speaker 2: the air con on, I get a head cold instantly.
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Speaker 17: No, I'm fine.
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Speaker 1: I do it every time it hits around October. Here's
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Speaker 1: my tip. 24 and on low. And you can leave
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Speaker 1: it on all night.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, okay.
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Speaker 1: 24 and low.
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Speaker 17: 24 maybe.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. And footy finals, of course. So that's all
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Speaker 1: happening right now, Sean. Yeah, that's right.
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Speaker 6: So firstly in the AFL, we've got Frio and the Lions.
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Speaker 6: They're going to be in the grand final this weekend.
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Speaker 1: Yep, so that's Saturday.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right at the G.
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Speaker 6: And they're saying the Hawks-Lions clash that happened on Saturday
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Speaker 6: was the best prelim of all time. Petho, who's out
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Speaker 6: here in the.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a big AFL fan, isn't he?
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: He says that it was incredible.
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Speaker 1: Was it the best of all time, mate?
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Speaker 10: Yeah, it's definitely top two. It was incredible.
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Speaker 1: And who do you go for? Because there's no Melbourne
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Speaker 1: team in the grand final.
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Speaker 10: We're all on Frio.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: Why is that?
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Speaker 5: Because if Brisbane win, that'll be three in a row
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Speaker 5: and no one wants to see success like that.
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Speaker 1: It's a bit like with NRL and the Panthers.
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Speaker 10: It's exactly the same.
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Speaker 1: And it's also if Frio win their first ever.
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Speaker 8: First ever?
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: That would be cool.
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Speaker 1: They've got to go for Frio this Saturday.
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Speaker 6: And obviously both sides aren't from Victoria. So some business
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Speaker 6: industry experts have been saying that we shouldn't have the
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Speaker 6: public holiday in Melbourne because... All these people are going
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Speaker 6: to be travelling from out of town into town, and
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Speaker 6: then everything's going to be shut.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
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Speaker 1: But they've already put the public holiday in.
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Speaker 2: I don't feel like you can just not do a
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Speaker 2: public holiday.
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Speaker 1: You can't, like, cancel a public holiday, can you?
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Speaker 6: And in the NRL, there's four teams left in the NRL,
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Speaker 6: and obviously there was some. So the Panthers, Knights, they're
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Speaker 6: in action. The Roosters are still at play. So, yeah,
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Speaker 6: it's going to be a good weekend of footy coming up.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I love this time. You couldn't care less,
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Speaker 1: could you, Amy?
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Speaker 2: No, I could not.
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Speaker 1: I bet your man's watching every game.
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Speaker 3: Ryan, because I was away in the Hunter, he offloaded
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Speaker 3: the kids to every other parent in the street and
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Speaker 3: he just stayed in watching all the footy games, AFL.
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Speaker 3: He actually went to the Swans game on Friday.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that didn't do well, did it?
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Speaker 10: I know.
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Speaker 2: He said he thought they had it in the bag
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Speaker 2: and then they– Clearly not. Ran out of steam in
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Speaker 2: the last quarter.
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Speaker 1: It's back, tradie versus lady. Now today, you can go
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Speaker 1: and see Robbie Williams live.
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Speaker 7: Amazing.
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Speaker 1: Checking out Robbie. So let's get into it right now.
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Speaker 2: Good morning, Mel.
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Speaker 8: Hello. Good morning, guys.
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Speaker 14: How are you?
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Speaker 2: Good. How are you?
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Speaker 18: I am stoked to be on air, guys. I've only
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Speaker 18: tried to get on air for the last month, and
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Speaker 18: here I am on Monday morning.
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Speaker 1: Hey, you know what?
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Speaker 2: Persistence pays off.
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Speaker 5: Are you getting through, or are they just, like, leaving
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Speaker 5: you on hold? What happens out there when you try
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Speaker 5: and get through for a month?
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Speaker 18: I once stayed on hold for 15 minutes and nobody
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Speaker 18: came back to me at all.
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Speaker 17: No, I'm kidding.
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Speaker 18: They came back and said, I don't know if you realise,
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Speaker 18: but the segment's over.
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Speaker 2: You're just still holding.
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Speaker 1: You're just bloody keen, aren't you?
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Speaker 17: Well, you know what?
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Speaker 2: It's all worth it because you're on now.
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Speaker 3: And to be honest, there are some epic prize tickets
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Speaker 3: to give away today.
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Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Instead of the air purifier, you get Robbie Williams tickets.
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Speaker 5: Robbie Williams Britpop Tour. So you could be seeing Robbie.
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Speaker 5: You've got to get through when you've got to.
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Speaker 1: And then win.
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Speaker 2: You've got to win as well, Mel.
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Speaker 12: All right.
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Speaker 3: So you work as a bartender. You drive a Kia Sportage.
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Speaker 1: Hold on.
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Speaker 5: I want to know what's your favorite cocktail to make
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Speaker 5: or what's your best cocktail?
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Speaker 18: Well, I'm going to say, guys, I actually work in
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Speaker 18: the gaming lounge a little bit more, but my favorite
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Speaker 18: cocktail is a Long Island.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 1: God you ever had one of them in asia because
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Speaker 1: they just free pour like the most drunk i've ever been.
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Speaker 2: The last time i had a long island iced tea
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Speaker 2: was on my schoolies cruise and i'm pretty sure i
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Speaker 2: blacked out for eight hours I don't remember anything.
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Speaker 1: An 18-year-old really shouldn't have one of those.
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Speaker 2: It's what my girlfriend drinks. I've got a girlfriend. She'll
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Speaker 2: be like, oh, I'm not drinking. I'll just have one.
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Speaker 3: And her one drink is a Long Island Icy. I
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Speaker 3: was like, isn't there like seven shots in there?
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Speaker 1: It's like seven drinks. She had technically one drink, but
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Speaker 1: you're in the gaming lounge.
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Speaker 5: So that's just a lot of sad men with Coke
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Speaker 5: and like Coca-Cola and beer.
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Speaker 18: There's a lot to unpack in that room. There's a lot.
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Speaker 7: Oh, there is, isn't there?
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Speaker 1: I like that. There is. I don't really care for
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Speaker 1: the pokies. Like, I'll do it. But I go in
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Speaker 1: there because you can still, like, vape in half of them.
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And sometimes you've got three little biscuits and stuff going around.
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Speaker 18: I knew you were in there for the snacks, weren't you, Mikey?
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Speaker 18: You like the snacks.
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Speaker 1: I go in for the snack and the vape.
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Speaker 17: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It's nice. I don't know why you're so friendly to
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Speaker 1: people in there. It's like you want them to stay
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Speaker 1: in there and keep gaming or something.
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Speaker 2: It's strange. Weird. All right, Mel. So you're married with
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Speaker 2: three children. Same like me. How old are your three?
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Speaker 18: My oldest is seven and my youngest is four.
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Speaker 2: Oh, so you had them all close together as well.
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Speaker 18: Yes, they all came. They all wanted to migrate at
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Speaker 18: the same time.
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Speaker 2: Yes, same as mine. It was a whirlwind, wasn't it?
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Speaker 2: And what happened to you back in your 20s? You
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Speaker 2: got arrested for something.
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Speaker 18: Oh, well, guys, back in my 20s when the crime
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Speaker 18: section in Manly existed, I went out for a night
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Speaker 18: out with my girlfriend a couple of Long Islands later
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Speaker 18: and I was caught urinating in Manly.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 1: Wait, just in public?
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Speaker 18: Yeah, in public. And I was arrested and put in
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Speaker 18: the crime section.
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Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 5: Is that on that, they call it the Corso there
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Speaker 5: in Manly. Is that where you were doing it?
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Speaker 18: Yeah, but I did up a laneway, and I reckon
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Speaker 18: the cop was a bit unfair, but, you know, I
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Speaker 18: guess looking back now, I wouldn't know what to say
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Speaker 18: to my children if they said that.
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Speaker 1: Because a dude can just wee anywhere. I mean, not legally, right?
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Speaker 5: But we typically get away with it. Like, I wee'd
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Speaker 5: in a laneway not long ago. The toilet line was
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Speaker 5: too big, so I walked down and went to a laneway.
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Speaker 2: That's discrimination.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: If you were peeing right smack bang in the middle
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Speaker 3: of the pathway, Mel, I would expect you to maybe
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Speaker 3: be arrested or at least told off. But if you've
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Speaker 3: taken yourself up a laneway to have a tinkle.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. That's rude.
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Speaker 14: I was so.
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Speaker 15: Frightened, guys.
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Speaker 18: I actually fell in it as well, and they mentioned
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Speaker 18: in the paper that I was in no condition to
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Speaker 18: run away.
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Speaker 1: Hang on, in the paper? It made the local paper.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, it was.
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Speaker 18: Actually, no joke. It said, like, I don't remember the
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Speaker 18: exact number, but it specifically highlighted, and a female was
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Speaker 18: caught and was in no condition to, then the wording, like,
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Speaker 18: run away or something, and I was mortified because my
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Speaker 18: dad used to read the crime section, and I was like,
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Speaker 18: I hope he doesn't think it's me.
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Speaker 2: Did they name you?
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Speaker 18: No, they didn't name me. And if they highlighted it, though,
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Speaker 18: they wouldn't even be able to do that these days.
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Speaker 18: And a female. Not like seven people.
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Speaker 2: That is wild. That's so funny.
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Speaker 3: All right, weighing in at 68 kgs, she pissed all
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Speaker 3: over the papers.
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Speaker 2: It's Mel.
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Speaker 14: Yay!
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Speaker 1: Well, good luck, Mel. Here we go with Harley. You're
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Speaker 1: our tradie.
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Speaker 9: Hello, mate.
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Speaker 1: How you doing?
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Speaker 2: Hi, Harley.
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Speaker 19: Yeah, good morning.
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Speaker 17: How you going?
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Speaker 8: Good, mate.
13:30
Speaker 1: You're a glazier. So that is doing all the glass work.
13:33
Speaker 1: You're married with two kids. Got an Isuzu D-Max. Now,
13:37
Speaker 1: tell us about your mates. They dared you to ride
13:39
Speaker 1: a motorbike naked. What happened here? Oh, yeah, young and dumb,
13:44
Speaker 1: you know. Just rode it.
13:47
Speaker 19: Just one day, they were like, oh, just jump on
13:49
Speaker 19: the motorbike, ride around naked.
13:50
Speaker 17: I did it.
13:52
Speaker 19: And I come back and had grazes.
13:55
Speaker 7: All over my backside from where I'd fallen off around
13:58
Speaker 7: the corner.
13:58
Speaker 1: So you fell off while you were riding it naked?
14:02
Speaker 16: Yeah.
14:02
Speaker 2: And how bad is a graze? I'll never forget.
14:05
Speaker 3: I went away with my family once to this water
14:07
Speaker 3: ski park, and I have never really ridden a skateboard.
14:11
Speaker 3: But I took this skateboard up all the way to, like,
14:13
Speaker 3: the tuck shop to buy myself some lollies, and I
14:15
Speaker 3: was in just a bikini.
14:16
Speaker 2: I was about 12.
14:18
Speaker 3: And I remember putting the skateboard down and going, I'll
14:20
Speaker 3: get down the hill quicker if I just ride this down.
14:23
Speaker 3: Except I've jumped on the skateboard. I've gone straight, like,
14:28
Speaker 3: I'm going real fast. And I've hit a pothole thinking
14:31
Speaker 3: I'll just go straight over it. And I just go flying.
14:34
Speaker 3: And my whole body.
14:35
Speaker 2: Is, like, just dragging along gravel. I almost lost a
14:40
Speaker 2: nipple because my bikini top fell. And it was... Agony.
14:44
Speaker 2: It was agony.
14:44
Speaker 3: Grazes are so painful because it just severs all the
14:47
Speaker 3: nerve endings at the top of your skin.
14:49
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's the difference between a graze and, like, a cut?
14:52
Speaker 5: It doesn't quite cut. It's like a scrape, isn't it?
14:55
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just takes off all your nerve endings at
14:58
Speaker 3: the top of your skin, which is why it stings.
15:00
Speaker 10: Yes.
15:00
Speaker 1: Yeah, awful.
15:01
Speaker 5: All right, mate, weighing in at 88 kilos, it's the
15:04
Speaker 5: bare bum biker, Holly.
15:05
Speaker 1: Yeah, Holly!
15:07
Speaker 2: Woo!
15:07
Speaker 15: Woo!
15:08
Speaker 1: Here we go. Good luck, Amy's got your questions, mate.
15:11
Speaker 2: Question number one. In birth control, what is coitus interruptus,
15:17
Speaker 2: better known as? Coitus interruptus.
15:21
Speaker 1: Coitus interruptus.
15:22
Speaker 2: Coitus interruptus.
15:24
Speaker 16: In birth control.
15:26
Speaker 19: Yeah.
15:28
Speaker 1: It happens in the bedroom.
15:33
Speaker 8: Yeah.
15:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, no.
15:35
Speaker 15: What?
15:35
Speaker 16: What?
15:37
Speaker 2: Condoms?
15:38
Speaker 1: Condoms, no.
15:39
Speaker 2: No, it's better known as the pull-out method.
15:42
Speaker 1: Reliable.
15:43
Speaker 2: Because it's interrupting coitus.
15:45
Speaker 1: I think it works.
15:46
Speaker 2: It definitely doesn't. That's how I fell pregnant with my
15:49
Speaker 2: first daughter. Don't say that. Really? It does not work.
15:54
Speaker 1: But was he doing it right?
15:57
Speaker 2: I think so. Yeah, he's just powerful swimmers, I think.
16:00
Speaker 1: Well, that's kind of scary, isn't it?
16:02
Speaker 2: Yeah. Question number two. In fashion, what is a peplum top?
16:11
Speaker 2: Peplum top.
16:12
Speaker 1: Yeah.
16:13
Speaker 15: Is it like a crop top?
16:18
Speaker 2: Crop top, no. No, it's not a crop top.
16:20
Speaker 3: So it flares out at the waist, but it fits
16:23
Speaker 3: snugly at the top.
16:24
Speaker 2: I don't reckon any man would have known what that is.
16:27
Speaker 5: You girls have got so many descriptions for different ridiculous
16:30
Speaker 5: fashion items.
16:31
Speaker 2: Okay, last question.
16:33
Speaker 3: What lasts longer, eau de parfum or eau de cologne?
16:39
Speaker 19: Eau de parfum or eau de cologne?
16:44
Speaker 11: Yeah.
16:44
Speaker 15: Yeah.
16:46
Speaker 2: Which one lasts longer?
16:47
Speaker 17: I'll go cologne.
16:49
Speaker 2: No.
16:49
Speaker 8: Oh, no.
16:50
Speaker 2: It's eau de parfum. It's got a higher concentration of oil.
16:54
Speaker 1: So is this the difference between perfume and cologne?
16:57
Speaker 2: Yes.
16:57
Speaker 10: Right.
16:58
Speaker 1: And I'm a man. I only ever wear cologne.
17:00
Speaker 2: Yes. Or parfum.
17:02
Speaker 1: But I wouldn't wear perfume.
17:04
Speaker 2: Yes, men can wear perfume.
17:06
Speaker 1: Can they?
17:07
Speaker 12: Well.
17:09
Speaker 11: Eau de parfum is more like it comes in a
17:11
Speaker 11: smaller bottle. If men's fragrances do come in eau de parfum.
17:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know how to say it either.
17:17
Speaker 10: It's just a different type and it's more concentrated.
17:19
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I would have gone, mate, how you doing?
17:21
Speaker 1: I've got my perfume on.
17:22
Speaker 10: You wouldn't say that.
17:24
Speaker 2: I don't think you'd even comment on how a bloke smells.
17:28
Speaker 1: No, that's true.
17:29
Speaker 5: I don't really care for cologne, but I know my
17:31
Speaker 5: girlfriend likes it. She bought me one, so I try
17:33
Speaker 5: and wear it around her.
17:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, my husband's exactly the same. He never wears it.
17:36
Speaker 2: And I'm like, dude, there is nothing better than a
17:39
Speaker 2: good smelling man.
17:40
Speaker 1: That's what she said. But I should only wear it
17:42
Speaker 1: on special occasions, right?
17:43
Speaker 2: When you're with her.
17:44
Speaker 1: Oh, no, any time she comes over.
17:45
Speaker 7: Yes.
17:46
Speaker 1: Like it's a Monday Arvo.
17:47
Speaker 7: Yes.
17:47
Speaker 10: Really?
17:48
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wear perfume every day.
17:50
Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't even bother with the deodorant, but now
17:52
Speaker 1: I've got to do both.
17:52
Speaker 2: Oh, yuck.
17:53
Speaker 10: Important question. How many sprays are you doing, Mikey?
17:55
Speaker 1: Oh, see, I don't say I'm a dickhead, eh? I'll
17:57
Speaker 1: just be like. Let's go nuts on it. How many
18:01
Speaker 1: are you meant to do?
18:03
Speaker 10: Like two or three max.
18:04
Speaker 2: Two or three, yeah.
18:05
Speaker 7: Okay.
18:05
Speaker 10: Some guys douse themselves.
18:07
Speaker 8: It's awful.
18:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you get like a headache. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:10
Speaker 1: All right, Mel, here we go.
18:11
Speaker 2: All right, Mel, you're in with a chance to win here.
18:13
Speaker 18: Oh, I beat the bear back already.
18:16
Speaker 10: I know.
18:17
Speaker 1: Well, we don't know. We don't know. Okay. In plumbing,
18:21
Speaker 1: what does the stop cock do? Stop cock.
18:25
Speaker 8: Stop cock.
18:25
Speaker 7: Yeah.
18:26
Speaker 18: Stop like C-O-C-K.
18:28
Speaker 2: Stop and then cock.
18:29
Speaker 10: Yeah.
18:31
Speaker 1: Stop sign and a cock.
18:34
Speaker 7: I don't... Oh, no.
18:36
Speaker 19: In plumbing.
18:37
Speaker 1: Yeah, plumbing.
18:38
Speaker 2: The valve.
18:39
Speaker 1: The valve. Nah.
18:40
Speaker 14: Is it the valve?
18:42
Speaker 2: Well, it.
18:45
Speaker 1: Turns on and off the water supply to the entire property.
18:51
Speaker 5: So, you know, you'll find it like on the front
18:52
Speaker 5: lawn or something. My old man always does it with
18:55
Speaker 5: a holiday home. Before they leave, you've got to turn
18:57
Speaker 5: that thing off in case there's a leak.
18:59
Speaker 7: Oh, okay.
19:00
Speaker 1: So, no.
19:02
Speaker 5: What is the name of the Bunnings loyalty program for
19:07
Speaker 5: the tradie customers?
19:10
Speaker 18: Which company? Sorry, lovely.
19:11
Speaker 1: Bunnings. So they've got a loyalty program.
19:16
Speaker 18: Bunnings loyalty.
19:17
Speaker 2: Yeah.
19:18
Speaker 1: I think you have to be a tradie to get
19:19
Speaker 1: into it. Yeah. Like you've got to prove you're a tradesman.
19:23
Speaker 1: Any idea?
19:24
Speaker 18: The tradie account, like the Bunnings membership.
19:27
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called Power Pass Pro.
19:29
Speaker 15: Okay. No, I'm so sorry.
19:32
Speaker 18: I didn't know that.
19:32
Speaker 1: Oh, good. All right, let's go.
19:34
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have known that either.
19:35
Speaker 1: Well, you're not tradies, are you?
19:37
Speaker 5: In fitness, what does 10RM stand for?
19:43
Speaker 1: 10RM.
19:45
Speaker 18: Rep, rep-o-meters. Um, 10, 10, um, the heaviest, like the...
19:49
Speaker 18: good reps, repetitions. 10 repetitions. Max reps.
19:53
Speaker 13: Rep, max.
19:53
Speaker 14: Yeah.
19:54
Speaker 1: She put it. All right, all right, all right.
19:56
Speaker 14: Really?
19:57
Speaker 18: Like 10 reps.
19:59
Speaker 10: 10 rep max.
19:59
Speaker 2: 10 rep max, yeah.
20:00
Speaker 1: Okay, which means the girl gets it, which means you win.
20:04
Speaker 12: Woo-hoo!
20:05
Speaker 1: Well done.
20:06
Speaker 18: Thank you so much.
20:11
Speaker 5: Yeah, Mikey, Amy, Gerard, hanging with you. Hey, we were
20:14
Speaker 5: just talking about you reckon you and Ryan were meant
20:16
Speaker 5: to be because you procreated really quickly.
20:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure.
20:20
Speaker 5: Well, the chance of meeting the one, this University of
20:25
Speaker 5: Bath over in England have done a bit of a study. Apparently,
20:28
Speaker 5: if you just leave it up to fate, meeting the one.
20:33
Speaker 5: One in 562 is the chance if you're just leaving
20:37
Speaker 5: it up purely to fate.
20:39
Speaker 2: Like you're not putting yourself out there. You're not trying.
20:42
Speaker 3: You're just hoping for a sliding door moment with somebody.
20:45
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah.
20:47
Speaker 1: One in 562. They're not that bad.
20:50
Speaker 8: No.
20:51
Speaker 2: Considering how many people there are. There's 7 billion people
20:54
Speaker 2: in the world.
20:54
Speaker 8: Yeah.
20:55
Speaker 1: It gets better if you do online dating, but not
20:58
Speaker 1: by what you'd think. One in 554.
21:01
Speaker 2: Oh, it's only dropped by like.
21:05
Speaker 8: Eight.
21:06
Speaker 5: I got to say, I did a lot of the
21:08
Speaker 5: online dating and I think there was only like one
21:10
Speaker 5: or two where it ever went longer than that.
21:12
Speaker 1: Like a couple of months. It just didn't work.
21:14
Speaker 3: It's funny you say that because I've got girlfriends who
21:17
Speaker 3: have met their now husbands on Tinder.
21:19
Speaker 9: Yeah.
21:20
Speaker 2: So I've got a girlfriend, one of them, and she
21:22
Speaker 2: was on Tinder.
21:22
Speaker 3: And to be fair, she had to date a fair
21:26
Speaker 3: share of toads to meet the prince, but she is–
21:31
Speaker 3: I'm blissfully happy now with an incredible guy.
21:33
Speaker 1: That she met on Tinder.
21:34
Speaker 2: Met on Tinder.
21:35
Speaker 5: I know some people that actually went on their first
21:37
Speaker 5: date from Tinder.
21:38
Speaker 14: Yeah.
21:39
Speaker 1: And then stayed with them. But I think it's... I
21:41
Speaker 1: don't know.
21:41
Speaker 5: There's a lot of people that have been on there
21:43
Speaker 5: know there is a lot of duds, but also I
21:45
Speaker 5: feel like you think you can do better because it's
21:48
Speaker 5: a bit like the pokies. You feel like you have
21:50
Speaker 5: more options, more.
21:51
Speaker 1: Options, more options.
21:51
Speaker 2: We don't have to put in as much effort because
21:53
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, if it doesn't work out, oh, I'll
21:55
Speaker 2: fall back on that.
21:55
Speaker 1: Swipe again, yeah.
21:56
Speaker 2: I would hate to be single in this day and age. Like,
21:59
Speaker 2: I just.
22:00
Speaker 3: The amount of different apps, there is just so much
22:05
Speaker 3: temptation everywhere you look and opportunity to be talking to multiple,
22:11
Speaker 3: multiple different people.
22:13
Speaker 2: It would be hard.
22:14
Speaker 1: It is. Mate, I can tell you. About a year ago,
22:16
Speaker 1: I was single. It's not fun. Going to the gym, though,
22:20
Speaker 1: one in 555.
22:20
Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
22:23
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, not as good as you'd think. Shared hobbies
22:25
Speaker 1: and activities, though, can increase your dating pool by five.
22:31
Speaker 1: So you've got a better chance. You know, the shared
22:33
Speaker 1: hobbies or you're in the run clubs, they're big at
22:36
Speaker 1: the moment.
22:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yep.
22:37
Speaker 1: And then going to.
22:38
Speaker 5: The club boosts it by four.
22:42
Speaker 1: Meeting clubbing.
22:44
Speaker 5: I do know some people that met, like, back in
22:47
Speaker 5: the day, early 20s.
22:49
Speaker 2: Do clubs not exist anymore?
22:50
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nightclubs.
22:51
Speaker 2: Where?
22:52
Speaker 15: Where?
22:53
Speaker 1: There's a few.
22:54
Speaker 5: There's a handful. It's not like it used to be. But, yeah,
22:58
Speaker 5: you can meet someone clubbing.
23:00
Speaker 2: I know the gay nightclubs are still pumping, aren't they?
23:04
Speaker 11: Although you and I are living in different worlds, the
23:06
Speaker 11: clubs are absolutely going on.
23:08
Speaker 1: Can I clear that up once and for all, by
23:10
Speaker 1: the way?
23:11
Speaker 10: Yeah.
23:11
Speaker 1: I know a lot of girls that are like.
23:12
Speaker 2: I love going to the gay clubs. It's so fun.
23:15
Speaker 1: Wrong demographic.
23:16
Speaker 5: You gay guys don't want single females in there, do you?
23:21
Speaker 10: Oh, no, I actually think we do.
23:23
Speaker 8: Yeah.
23:23
Speaker 10: If you're fun. Yes. If you're fun.
23:26
Speaker 1: Are they just taking up space? You're like, get out
23:27
Speaker 1: of here, I want a guy.
23:29
Speaker 11: No, because the girl who goes to the gay club
23:31
Speaker 11: is the best girl you will ever meet. She becomes
23:32
Speaker 11: your fairy godmother for the night. It's, yeah, there's... No
23:37
Speaker 11: bond like a gay man and his girl best friend.
23:40
Speaker 2: Yes. The amount of good nights I have had on
23:44
Speaker 2: the gay clubs on Oxford Street, some of the best
23:46
Speaker 2: nights of my life.
23:47
Speaker 5: I just thought the gay guys were being polite, but.
23:51
Speaker 1: You don't really want them in there. What about straight men?
23:53
Speaker 1: Do you want them in there?
23:55
Speaker 10: That's where it gets confusing.
23:56
Speaker 3: But also, like, let's be honest, if there's a straight
23:59
Speaker 3: man in a gay club, well, we all know what
24:01
Speaker 3: you're doing there.
24:02
Speaker 2: I've been to heaps of gay clubs. Oh, yeah?
24:04
Speaker 6: Yeah, with a lot of the gays that work here. Like,
24:07
Speaker 6: we go out for a beer and then I end
24:08
Speaker 6: up at a gay club.
24:09
Speaker 2: It's so fun.
24:10
Speaker 6: And, yeah, and some, like, the last time I was
24:12
Speaker 6: at one, someone did approach me and have a chat.
24:14
Speaker 6: And I was like, hey, I've just got to let
24:16
Speaker 6: you know.
24:16
Speaker 1: Barking up the wrong tree here. I've been to one too.
24:18
Speaker 2: You would be so cute in a gay club, Sean.
24:22
Speaker 2: I got in the cage once.
24:23
Speaker 1: Oh, did you?
24:24
Speaker 2: Yeah. There's like a cage at one of them.
24:26
Speaker 17: Yes.
24:27
Speaker 10: I know what cage you're talking about.
24:29
Speaker 1: That's crazy. The gay cage. I went to one for work.
24:33
Speaker 1: I promise it was for work. Just for work.
24:35
Speaker 5: We were doing this radio thing where it was a
24:38
Speaker 5: bit like our tradie versus lady, but it was this
24:40
Speaker 5: super straight, macho tradie dude.
24:43
Speaker 11: Yeah.
24:44
Speaker 1: And he had to live the life of a gay man.
24:46
Speaker 10: Oh, okay.
24:47
Speaker 1: And we had to follow him around. And I remember
24:49
Speaker 1: going to one of these gay nightclubs.
24:51
Speaker 2: Yeah.
24:51
Speaker 1: But it was underwear night.
24:53
Speaker 2: Oh, so everyone's just in their undies.
24:55
Speaker 1: I remember going out to the smoking area and I
24:58
Speaker 1: was there. I was still clothed and everyone was in
25:00
Speaker 1: their undies and I was just like.
25:02
Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
25:03
Speaker 1: Looking away. So they didn't want me there, did they?
25:06
Speaker 1: Not on underwear night.
25:07
Speaker 2: Nah, not on underwear night.
25:09
Speaker 1: Rhys is calling in. Hello.
25:11
Speaker 2: Hi, Rhys.
25:12
Speaker 8: Hi.
25:13
Speaker 7: Hey, guys, how are you? I just thought I'd help
25:15
Speaker 7: out with the absolute debacle you guys had earlier with
25:17
Speaker 7: the daylight savings situation.
25:19
Speaker 2: Oh, we are so challenged.
25:21
Speaker 1: Daylight savings.
25:24
Speaker 2: We could not get it.
25:25
Speaker 1: No, I still don't quite get it. Like, it's sunny
25:28
Speaker 1: at the moment, but it won't be in a month
25:30
Speaker 1: or something.
25:31
Speaker 2: I don't know.
25:31
Speaker 1: Help us out here.
25:32
Speaker 2: Save us.
25:33
Speaker 7: The best way to remember it, I reckon, is you
25:36
Speaker 7: use the seasons of the year with it. So with spring,
25:38
Speaker 7: you spring forward with the time, and then in autumn,
25:41
Speaker 7: you fall backwards.
25:43
Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
25:45
Speaker 2: So spring forward, okay, and then fall back by an hour.
25:49
Speaker 7: Hopefully your little minds can catch on to that one.
25:53
Speaker 5: So help me out here, because I think I was
25:55
Speaker 5: confusing everyone with what I wanted to try and work
25:57
Speaker 5: out was right now.
25:59
Speaker 1: It is a quarter to seven, right?
26:02
Speaker 2: Yeah.
26:02
Speaker 1: So after October.
26:03
Speaker 2: When we spring forward.
26:05
Speaker 1: It would be a quarter to... Eight.
26:08
Speaker 2: Eight. Right.
26:09
Speaker 7: Correct.
26:10
Speaker 1: So we'll be darker in the morning, obviously.
26:11
Speaker 8: Yes.
26:12
Speaker 1: And does that mean we get a sleep in?
26:13
Speaker 2: No, that means we lose an hour, doesn't it?
26:17
Speaker 7: I reckon it does, yeah, because if you usually get
26:19
Speaker 7: up at six o'clock, you're putting the time forward, so
26:21
Speaker 7: then you're getting up earlier, aren't you?
26:23
Speaker 8: Yeah.
26:25
Speaker 2: Yeah.
26:25
Speaker 1: I think.
26:26
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait. Even you're confused now, Rhys.
26:28
Speaker 10: Wait.
26:29
Speaker 7: I'll just help you with the time. You guys work
26:31
Speaker 7: out whether it's dark or light.
26:32
Speaker 10: I don't know that one.
26:32
Speaker 7: That's out of my jurisdiction.
26:34
Speaker 1: Okay, it's quarter to seven.
26:35
Speaker 3: So if it's six o'clock and we normally get up
26:38
Speaker 3: at four and we're putting the clock forward, that means.
26:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd have.
26:43
Speaker 6: To lose an hour of sleep.
26:44
Speaker 2: You put the full clock forward, yeah, surely.
26:46
Speaker 8: Yeah.
26:46
Speaker 1: When you move it back, you gain an hour.
26:48
Speaker 6: Yeah, so that's what in March or whatever.
26:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, in March you get an extra hour.
26:52
Speaker 1: You know, we were talking about clubbing. Remember when you
26:54
Speaker 1: used to get an extra hour if the club closed
26:57
Speaker 1: at 2?
26:57
Speaker 2: Yes, yes.
26:58
Speaker 1: So that would have been in March. Yes. Is that right?
27:01
Speaker 10: Yes.
27:02
Speaker 8: Yep, yep, yep.
27:02
Speaker 1: I think I get it.
27:03
Speaker 10: Time went back. Yep.
27:04
Speaker 5: You know what's good is you don't have to think
27:06
Speaker 5: about it because your bloody phone orders do it automatically.
27:08
Speaker 2: Automatically does it. We're doing a lot of thinking about it, though.
27:11
Speaker 3: I know.
27:12
Speaker 1: Let the phone do it. Although you'll have your oven
27:14
Speaker 1: and your microwave. And your car.
27:16
Speaker 9: Yeah.
27:16
Speaker 1: Oh, no, car should automatically.
27:17
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, mine should do it by now.
27:18
Speaker 1: Unless you've got some older thing.
27:20
Speaker 2: I'm driving a new one at the moment.
27:22
Speaker 1: Oh, what is it?
27:24
Speaker 2: It's a Hyundai Palisade Calligraphy.
27:27
Speaker 8: Oh.
27:28
Speaker 2: I'm babysitting her.
27:28
Speaker 1: How nice of them to just give it to you,
27:30
Speaker 1: you know? I don't want anything in return.
27:32
Speaker 2: No, it's a mutual thing. I create content for them
27:36
Speaker 2: and they lend me a car.
27:38
Speaker 1: I get how the influencer thing works.
27:40
Speaker 2: Sorry, how nice of me, obviously. All right, Beck. Morning.
27:47
Speaker 7: Good morning.
27:48
Speaker 14: How are we?
27:48
Speaker 4: Good.
27:49
Speaker 2: How are you?
27:51
Speaker 17: Oh, wonderful, wonderful.
27:52
Speaker 16: Had a lovely children's cold today.
27:54
Speaker 18: But I want to confirm.
27:55
Speaker 2: Yeah.
27:56
Speaker 7: We always used to go out. Well, I did always
27:59
Speaker 7: go out with my favorite darlings. And it was the
28:03
Speaker 7: best night of my life.
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Speaker 3: You're talking about going out to the gay clubs, right?
28:07
Speaker 7: My darlings, yes.
28:08
Speaker 5: I just wanted to clear it up because I'm a
28:11
Speaker 5: straight dude, right? And if I was single, you'd want
28:15
Speaker 5: the club to be full of single women.
28:18
Speaker 16: Yeah.
28:19
Speaker 1: So if I was a gay guy, I'd want the
28:21
Speaker 1: club to be full of gay guys.
28:22
Speaker 5: So I thought you girls had taken up space.
28:25
Speaker 1: Get out of here.
28:25
Speaker 3: No, gay guys are like your best friends. I've got
28:30
Speaker 3: so many gay guy friends, and they're like my girlfriends.
28:34
Speaker 2: But they're men, and they like men, but they're so
28:38
Speaker 2: much fun.
28:38
Speaker 1: Surely it could get to a point, though, like if
28:40
Speaker 1: there's too many women in that gay club.
28:44
Speaker 2: Men can find each other anywhere. Ultimately, they're always just
28:49
Speaker 2: out to have a good time, which is what us
28:51
Speaker 2: girls want.
28:51
Speaker 1: All right.
28:53
Speaker 4: Yeah.
28:53
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, glad you enjoy it.
28:55
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm learning.
28:56
Speaker 1: I like to learn about the gay lifestyle.
28:57
Speaker 2: If you want to go out and have an epic
28:58
Speaker 2: night out, you should go to the gay clubs. Not me, though. Yeah,
29:01
Speaker 2: why not?
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Speaker 1: No, they don't want me there, right?
29:03
Speaker 2: But it's not about what they want.
29:05
Speaker 3: I'm saying if you want to just have a good time,
29:07
Speaker 3: dance without inhibitions, not worry about what anyone else thinks.
29:10
Speaker 1: I'll be right, mate, I think. Susan, hello.
29:15
Speaker 8: Hello.
29:15
Speaker 2: Hey, Susan.
29:16
Speaker 7: Hey.
29:17
Speaker 13: Hey, guys.
29:18
Speaker 12: Listen, you're not actually losing or gaining an hour. It's
29:22
Speaker 12: really only the first day where it's an issue. Because
29:26
Speaker 12: at the end of the day, there's only 24 hours,
29:28
Speaker 12: regardless of whether it's in daylight saving.
29:31
Speaker 14: Or out of daylight saving.
29:32
Speaker 7: I know.
29:32
Speaker 2: I know.
29:33
Speaker 7: Oh, okay, good.
29:34
Speaker 12: I was worried you were thinking you were actually losing
29:37
Speaker 12: an hour every day.
29:37
Speaker 8: No.
29:38
Speaker 2: We're just, we're basically... it on, like, obviously, because obviously
29:43
Speaker 2: we get up so early in the morning.
29:45
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of it's that.
29:46
Speaker 2: An hour in the morning is crucial to our well-being.
29:50
Speaker 1: Yeah.
29:50
Speaker 2: And even though we're not actually losing it, it feels
29:53
Speaker 2: like you are.
29:54
Speaker 1: You're losing your sleep.
29:55
Speaker 2: Just initially, right?
29:58
Speaker 12: Well, the first day when you're waking up at 4
30:02
Speaker 12: o'clock and it's gone to daylight savings, so time's gone
30:05
Speaker 12: forward an hour, it is going to be 3 o'clock
30:07
Speaker 12: to you that first day. But after that first day,
30:11
Speaker 12: it's going to be 4 o'clock every day.
30:12
Speaker 3: I want to know why, because you know like up
30:15
Speaker 3: in Queensland, they don't do daylight savings.
30:17
Speaker 2: Why do we?
30:19
Speaker 12: They don't get it because it's too bright and the
30:22
Speaker 12: farmers can't deal with it being so light.
30:24
Speaker 1: That's what I reckon.
30:26
Speaker 5: They've had a number of referendums and stuff up there
30:28
Speaker 5: and they still don't want it. But I've heard, like
30:31
Speaker 5: in the heat of summer, they've got some ridiculous times
30:34
Speaker 5: going up there. Like the sun's coming up at a
30:36
Speaker 5: quarter to five and stuff like that because they haven't bothered...
30:39
Speaker 5: Do it temperate, you know, playing around with the time.
30:41
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean, Sean?
30:42
Speaker 6: Yeah, they say it's like related to the farms or
30:44
Speaker 6: something like that, why they don't do it. But yes,
30:46
Speaker 6: it is so hot up there. And like in the mornings,
30:50
Speaker 6: the sun's up, feels like it's up.
30:52
Speaker 1: Like really, really early because they haven't done it.
30:54
Speaker 4: Yeah.
30:54
Speaker 1: Some people didn't want it because they thought it would
30:56
Speaker 1: fade the curtains. No, that was really a thing people
31:00
Speaker 1: were saying. And it's like, but the same amount of time. Although,
31:05
Speaker 1: you know, let's open that can of worms. If you
31:08
Speaker 1: would usually close.
31:09
Speaker 5: Your curtains at a certain time, if the clocks have
31:13
Speaker 5: been moved, you might close your curtains at a different time,
31:16
Speaker 5: which means they might be open more, which means they
31:19
Speaker 5: might get faded more.
31:20
Speaker 2: I sort of get it. Yep. You've lost me.
31:23
Speaker 1: But who cares about faded curtains?
31:25
Speaker 2: Well, people in Queensland do, apparently. I want to say...
31:29
Speaker 2: You know, every morning we get in here, it's pretty early.
31:32
Speaker 3: There are some days where we look a lot more
31:34
Speaker 3: tired and we feel a lot more tired. But lately,
31:37
Speaker 3: you have been looking very, very refreshed.
31:42
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.
31:42
Speaker 3: Like I want to say almost like you look like
31:45
Speaker 3: you're almost aging backwards.
31:47
Speaker 2: I know you're almost 50 now.
31:51
Speaker 1: Can you not put that out there?
31:52
Speaker 10: Oh, sorry.
31:53
Speaker 2: No, you're 41, right?
31:54
Speaker 15: Yeah.
31:55
Speaker 2: But you do. You look very youthful in the face.
31:59
Speaker 1: I go to bed at 8 p.m. I sleep. I
32:01
Speaker 1: have a good sleep routine. Is that it?
32:04
Speaker 10: Yeah.
32:04
Speaker 3: You just go to bed at 8 p.m.? Yeah. Obviously,
32:06
Speaker 3: you're drinking a lot of water too.
32:08
Speaker 8: I do.
32:08
Speaker 1: I actually need to weigh a lot. I drink a
32:10
Speaker 1: lot of water. I go to bed early.
32:11
Speaker 2: Do me a favor. Look at me. Yeah. Raise your eyebrows. No,
32:18
Speaker 2: raise them. I am. Yeah, I am.
32:21
Speaker 1: I know what you're doing.
32:22
Speaker 2: And frown for me. You've gotten the Botox, haven't you?
32:27
Speaker 1: Never had Botox. Just naturally youthful.
32:30
Speaker 2: Absolute BS, Mikey. You have got it in your forehead.
32:33
Speaker 2: I actually reckon I can tell. Smile for me. I
32:37
Speaker 2: reckon you're even getting a little baby tox around the eyes,
32:40
Speaker 2: around the crow's feet.
32:41
Speaker 14: Mm-hmm.
32:42
Speaker 2: Definitely in between the eyebrow. Yeah, there's absolutely no frown there.
32:46
Speaker 5: I'm just a young-looking 41-year-old. He's actually now 42, I realise.
32:52
Speaker 3: The reason I know this is because when I first
32:54
Speaker 3: started doing this show with you, there was a lot
32:58
Speaker 3: more expression on your face.
33:00
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, yeah.
33:01
Speaker 2: So I reckon you maybe had it done like three
33:03
Speaker 2: weeks ago.
33:04
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks.
33:05
Speaker 2: Have you?
33:06
Speaker 1: You've outed me.
33:06
Speaker 10: It's fine.
33:07
Speaker 1: Every six months, I just get a little bit.
33:09
Speaker 2: But I also want to know, call in 131065.
33:11
Speaker 15: 131065.
33:11
Speaker 2: I'm definitely... Shit, I've said that wrong. Call in. Is
33:18
Speaker 2: Brotox hot or not?
33:20
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Michael, hello.
33:22
Speaker 2: Hey, Michael. Morning. How are you?
33:24
Speaker 1: Good.
33:25
Speaker 2: Tell us. Do you get it?
33:26
Speaker 8: I do.
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Speaker 19: So I work in a blokey bloke industry.
33:31
Speaker 7: I'm 53.
33:31
Speaker 8: I get....
33:33
Speaker 19: I get Botox around the crow's feet.
33:35
Speaker 13: I get filler.
33:36
Speaker 9: I get filler in and around the– yeah, yeah, wait
33:39
Speaker 9: for it.
33:40
Speaker 2: The temple?
33:40
Speaker 13: Around the temple, in the eye trough, the tear trough,
33:45
Speaker 13: and a little bit in the jowl. Now, it's not about–
33:49
Speaker 13: I don't want to look like that cat's bottom face
33:51
Speaker 13: that they get.
33:51
Speaker 15: Yeah, of course.
33:53
Speaker 13: As I get older, my skin droops a bit and
33:55
Speaker 13: it's just that little freshen up, you know.
33:57
Speaker 19: So I noticed through the years that I used to
34:00
Speaker 19: have a really.
34:00
Speaker 9: Great smile when I was younger and the older I
34:02
Speaker 9: was getting, my eyes would get all puffy when I'd
34:06
Speaker 9: smile and it was just messing with my self-esteem. So
34:09
Speaker 9: I spoke to my wife and we go in once
34:11
Speaker 9: a year and we get it together.
34:12
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a package deal.
34:15
Speaker 1: And you know what, mate?
34:16
Speaker 5: I look at my mates. I went to the footy
34:18
Speaker 5: with them not long ago, and they're all foul and haggard.
34:21
Speaker 1: And I was judging them.
34:22
Speaker 2: Yeah, man. You're judging them, are you? I am. I
34:24
Speaker 2: look at them.
34:24
Speaker 1: I'm like, you look 10 years older than me.
34:26
Speaker 2: You're like, you could do with some bro talks, bro.
34:28
Speaker 15: Yeah.
34:28
Speaker 12: Okay.
34:29
Speaker 1: 131065 if you're going to. Defend me here. Hello, Ben.
34:33
Speaker 10: Hey, Ben.
34:34
Speaker 8: I think it's a no-go. Come on.
34:36
Speaker 7: We're like a final level so far.
34:39
Speaker 8: We get better with age. Let's go. Come on. You
34:41
Speaker 8: give a bit more character.
34:42
Speaker 3: I think with men, when they do get older, they
34:46
Speaker 3: do the whole salt and pepper, leathery skin, and I
34:49
Speaker 3: actually find that really hot.
34:50
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so vain. If I got greys, I'd dye
34:52
Speaker 1: my hair.
34:53
Speaker 7: Oh, God.
34:53
Speaker 2: Okay. You'll be getting filler soon, too. All right, Lynn,
34:57
Speaker 2: what do you think?
34:59
Speaker 16: I said I was a clinic owner.
35:01
Speaker 17: Good morning.
35:02
Speaker 2: Oh, good morning.
35:02
Speaker 16: And most of the ladies will bring their partner to
35:06
Speaker 16: do the bottle.
35:06
Speaker 1: There you go.
35:08
Speaker 8: Yeah.
35:09
Speaker 1: So a lot of men are getting it, Lynn.
35:11
Speaker 11: Yes.
35:12
Speaker 16: Actually, it's very good for the people who have long
35:17
Speaker 16: driving hours. So it helps reduce the headache.
35:21
Speaker 2: Yes, you can actually get Botox for headaches, right, if
35:25
Speaker 2: you get migraines and stuff.
35:26
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I got it.
35:29
Speaker 2: That's why you got it? You're prone to migraines, are you?
35:31
Speaker 17: All right.
35:32
Speaker 3: I remember once I actually said to Ryan, like, oh,
35:34
Speaker 3: would you come and would you get some Botox the
35:37
Speaker 3: next time I go in?
35:38
Speaker 2: And he goes, oh, absolutely not. I was like, your
35:40
Speaker 2: forehead is quite wrinkly.
35:42
Speaker 17: See?
35:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he just wouldn't. And he actually thinks I've
35:46
Speaker 2: had Botox like three times in my life.
35:48
Speaker 1: You get it. Every six months as well?
35:50
Speaker 2: Well, every four to five months, yeah.
35:53
Speaker 1: We could go together.
35:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could go together. We sure can.
35:57
Speaker 1: I know you can't tell it by my face.
36:00
Speaker 2: Yes, you're angry.
36:00
Speaker 1: But this segment has really annoyed me.
36:05
Speaker 2: All right, bad news for bikini babes and beach perverts
36:09
Speaker 2: like yourself, Mikey.
36:10
Speaker 1: Hey, hey.
36:11
Speaker 2: The bikini, you've heard it here first, is going out
36:14
Speaker 2: of fashion.
36:15
Speaker 12: What?
36:15
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I think it's not the bikini in general,
36:18
Speaker 3: but I think, you know, like you go to the
36:20
Speaker 3: beach now and there are young as like 14-year-old girls
36:23
Speaker 3: and they're all walking around in G-strings.
36:25
Speaker 1: I'm aware of it, yeah.
36:26
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah. And I.
36:29
Speaker 3: I just am terrified at the thought that my 10-year-old,
36:33
Speaker 3: almost 11-year-old daughter is ever going to try and get
36:36
Speaker 3: around in such skimpy, barely anything on the bottom part
36:42
Speaker 3: clad bikinis.
36:43
Speaker 5: If you go to the beach now, everyone's wearing it.
36:46
Speaker 1: Do you wear the G-string bikini?
36:48
Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
36:50
Speaker 10: Oh, really?
36:50
Speaker 2: No, I don't.
36:50
Speaker 1: I thought you would.
36:52
Speaker 2: No, because my generation never did.
36:54
Speaker 3: Do you remember in high school, when I was a teenager,
36:58
Speaker 3: we would wear swimmers and then we'd wear board shorts.
37:00
Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: I would wear board shorts over them. We were so conservative.
37:05
Speaker 1: All my girlfriends would wear a bikini.
37:07
Speaker 8: Yes.
37:07
Speaker 5: But then little, not like long ones, but little boardies
37:10
Speaker 5: on top. I even had a mate say a few,
37:13
Speaker 5: a couple of years ago, he was like, all the
37:15
Speaker 5: women now wear G-Bagger bikinis.
37:18
Speaker 1: He's like, we missed out. When we were in high
37:20
Speaker 1: school and we were dating, you were all wearing boardies.
37:23
Speaker 9: Yes.
37:24
Speaker 2: So I've just thought you- I used to love the boardies.
37:26
Speaker 1: I thought you'd be in on the trend. If you
37:27
Speaker 1: were 21 now- Yes. And you went to the beach,
37:30
Speaker 1: you'd be wearing a G-Banger one. Everyone does.
37:32
Speaker 2: Potentially. Just, I don't know.
37:35
Speaker 3: However, the trend of recent years, you know, swimwear shrinking,
37:39
Speaker 3: it's now beginning to be reversed. And over the last
37:41
Speaker 3: 18 months, women on the beach have been opting for
37:45
Speaker 3: things that are a little bit more conservative.
37:47
Speaker 2: Really? So, like, think of boy leg bottoms. There's a
37:50
Speaker 2: photo here of Margot Robbie wearing them. Yeah.
37:53
Speaker 3: So, it's kind of, it covers your whole bum area
37:55
Speaker 3: and then goes slightly down the thighs.
37:58
Speaker 15: Okay.
37:58
Speaker 1: It's the opposite of a G-banger.
37:59
Speaker 2: The opposite of a G-banger. It looks a little bit retro. Okay.
38:04
Speaker 2: I mean, but if Margot Robbie's wearing it, it's cool.
38:06
Speaker 2: It's in fashion.
38:07
Speaker 1: Yep.
38:08
Speaker 2: Google searches are saying that bikini shorts have now overtaken
38:13
Speaker 2: the thong.
38:14
Speaker 10: Wow.
38:15
Speaker 2: Oh, God. I hope to God this is a trend
38:17
Speaker 2: that sticks around.
38:18
Speaker 1: Yeah, for your daughter especially.
38:20
Speaker 2: And it's less about modesty and more about practicality.
38:24
Speaker 17: Right.
38:24
Speaker 3: So if you're wearing swim shorts, it means that you
38:26
Speaker 3: can then go from the beach to the cafe or
38:28
Speaker 3: you can get on a bus. So, like, if you've
38:30
Speaker 3: got little swim shorts on, you chuck on a loose
38:32
Speaker 3: baggy T-shirt.
38:33
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're done.
38:34
Speaker 2: It's conservative.
38:35
Speaker 1: It's modest.
38:36
Speaker 3: You can go about your day. Whereas these girls that
38:39
Speaker 3: are getting around in G-strings, you have to go and,
38:41
Speaker 3: you know, put on a– put something else on.
38:43
Speaker 8: Yeah.
38:44
Speaker 1: Okay, there we go.
38:44
Speaker 5: How do you feel about the– I mean, very disappointing
38:47
Speaker 5: for some men. How do you feel about the one piece?
38:50
Speaker 5: Because I'm not a fan.
38:52
Speaker 2: Um, I don't mind a one piece.
38:54
Speaker 1: Wear a bikini, you know?
38:55
Speaker 2: No, you got to remember, like for me, I had
38:58
Speaker 2: three children.
38:59
Speaker 3: So like the skin on my stomach, it used to
39:02
Speaker 3: be very tight and firm and.
39:05
Speaker 2: It's not that. It's kind of lost a little bit
39:07
Speaker 2: of elasticity. I still do enjoy a two-piece bikini, but
39:12
Speaker 2: I also like a one-piece.
39:13
Speaker 8: Okay.
39:14
Speaker 10: Yeah.
39:14
Speaker 1: What about a man? Let's stop talking about women.
39:17
Speaker 9: Yes.
39:17
Speaker 1: What about a man in a rash shirt? You laugh
39:20
Speaker 1: at him or what?
39:21
Speaker 2: No, it's sun-safe. I've recently got my husband into wearing
39:24
Speaker 2: rash shirts.
39:25
Speaker 1: He's at that age now.
39:26
Speaker 2: Yes, because I need him to be modelling good sun-safe
39:30
Speaker 2: behaviour to our younger kids as well. He's just got
39:33
Speaker 2: the arms, the little short ones.
39:36
Speaker 3: But also if my kids are on boogie boards and stuff,
39:39
Speaker 3: they get rashes on their chest.
39:40
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it works.
39:41
Speaker 5: I got, like you, you've had heaps of skin cancers.
39:45
Speaker 5: I have like two cut out on my back and
39:47
Speaker 5: I'm like this, a bit of a hypochondriac. and i
39:49
Speaker 5: love the beach but for like six months after that
39:52
Speaker 5: every time i went to the beach.
39:54
Speaker 4: I was wearing a rash and i hated it why
39:56
Speaker 4: i'd look around and see if anyone was seeing me
39:59
Speaker 4: wear it and i'd like put it on to swim
40:01
Speaker 4: and as soon as i got out i'd sit under
40:03
Speaker 4: my umbrella and take it straight off but you think.
40:05
Speaker 2: About most swimmers iron man surfers everyone's in rashies yeah
40:10
Speaker 2: well it's actually cool to look after your skin i
40:12
Speaker 2: know yeah.
40:13
Speaker 1: I know but i just felt felt like such a
40:15
Speaker 1: Wearing a rashie. Do you wear one, Sean?
40:18
Speaker 6: I'm getting to that point because I've got really white skin.
40:21
Speaker 1: I burn very easily.
40:23
Speaker 2: And I'm like, look, I've got to get the rashies on,
40:25
Speaker 2: I reckon.
40:25
Speaker 1: But they're not, like, can we make a cool one?
40:28
Speaker 4: No.
40:28
Speaker 1: I don't like it.
40:29
Speaker 2: Get the plain black ones. Like, Ryan's got a plain
40:32
Speaker 2: black short sleeve one. It looks great. Yeah. I think
40:35
Speaker 2: it looks, I actually think it looks better.
40:37
Speaker 7: Really?
40:37
Speaker 10: It's hot.
40:37
Speaker 2: I love that you go to the beach, you, like,
40:39
Speaker 2: look left and right.
40:40
Speaker 1: I know. I was like, any of my mates see
40:43
Speaker 1: me in a rashie, they'll give me shit.
40:46
Speaker 2: No, I think it's good. And I'm all for the
40:49
Speaker 2: bikini shorts.
40:50
Speaker 10: Hallelujah.
40:51
Speaker 1: Scotty Cam is joining us. We are doing the Hubby Hotline.
40:54
Speaker 1: Let's start with Millie. Millie, you're on with Scotty. What's
40:57
Speaker 1: your question?
40:59
Speaker 2: Oh, hey, guys.
41:00
Speaker 13: Hey, Scotty.
41:01
Speaker 14: Not so much a DIY.
41:02
Speaker 15: Hi.
41:04
Speaker 14: But, look, I work late, and a lot of nights
41:06
Speaker 14: I leave dinner up to my husband, and I come home,
41:10
Speaker 14: and it's always the same packet stuff or takeaway. Is
41:13
Speaker 14: there a good go-to easy meal that, like, a simple
41:17
Speaker 14: man can make?
41:18
Speaker 17: Are you suggesting I'm a simple man? Look, what about.
41:24
Speaker 19: Come on, old mate.
41:25
Speaker 17: Can't he do a spag bol?
41:27
Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
41:28
Speaker 17: Pardon me. Or, you know, like I like a good
41:30
Speaker 17: pasta dish with just tomatoes and things like that. You
41:34
Speaker 17: know what? I just bought a book called Eat Like
41:36
Speaker 17: a Sardinian. And it's so simple. It's a great book.
41:40
Speaker 17: I love cooking. And so buy him that book. And
41:44
Speaker 17: I've got no commission on this, which I did.
41:47
Speaker 1: So you can cook, Scotty?
41:49
Speaker 17: I can cook. I'm not bad at cooking. And I
41:52
Speaker 17: sort of build kitchens for my wife, but I sort
41:55
Speaker 17: of build them for myself as well, you know, because
41:57
Speaker 17: I like to have a few little commercial touches, you know,
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Speaker 17: big bed spaces and giant cutting boards and things like that.
42:04
Speaker 7: I love all that stuff.
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Speaker 2: Scotty, have you got into this meat smoking trend? Like
42:08
Speaker 2: my husband's got a smoker and he loves smoking meat.
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Speaker 17: I do that up the farm. I've got a farm
42:14
Speaker 17: up at Muggy. And I've got a big diesel tank
42:18
Speaker 17: oven that I built out of an old diesel tank.
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Speaker 10: Yep.
42:21
Speaker 17: And it's a smoker as well. So I can smoke
42:23
Speaker 17: everything in there and do chickens and potatoes.
42:26
Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
42:27
Speaker 17: You can even smoke salt.
42:29
Speaker 8: Oh.
42:29
Speaker 2: Smoking salt.
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Speaker 1: So many men out there smoking up the meat.
42:34
Speaker 2: Yeah.
42:35
Speaker 17: I do love open fire cooking as well up the bush.
42:38
Speaker 15: Yes.
42:39
Speaker 17: Which I do do a lot of.
42:41
Speaker 1: Well, let's get off the cook and if we've got
42:43
Speaker 1: another question for the Hubby Hotline, Sammy, go for it.
42:47
Speaker 14: Hi, Scotty.
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Speaker 2: I had a question. I have a two-storey house and
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Speaker 2: my husband is adamant that we can use our spare
42:56
Speaker 2: bedroom upstairs as a home gym.
42:59
Speaker 14: My thing is I'm worried the weights are going to
43:01
Speaker 14: go through the roof. I'm trying to convince him we
43:04
Speaker 14: can use the garage, but he's saying no, why not
43:06
Speaker 14: the bedroom upstairs?
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Speaker 17: Well, firstly, I think the weights are going to go
43:10
Speaker 17: through the floor.
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Speaker 19: Not the roof. Oh, yeah.
43:16
Speaker 4: I meant the ceiling from downstairs, the floor from upstairs.
43:20
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, we get that.
43:21
Speaker 8: Yeah.
43:21
Speaker 17: So, well, look, that's a very good point. depending on
43:24
Speaker 17: how old your house is and what the floor joists
43:28
Speaker 17: and everything are on the first floor, what the framework
43:32
Speaker 17: is like. And I would suggest that you get someone
43:35
Speaker 17: to take a look at that. By chance, you'd have
43:37
Speaker 17: a manhole downstairs to get into that space and you'd
43:40
Speaker 17: be able to see what sort of timber they've used
43:43
Speaker 17: whether it's laminated beams or just if it's a very
43:45
Speaker 17: old house it might be just like a 62 hardwood
43:49
Speaker 17: uh and worst case it might be just an oregon
43:52
Speaker 17: so you which is timber and but you know you
43:55
Speaker 17: need to probably just have a bit of a look
43:56
Speaker 17: at that and i i agree with you but if
43:59
Speaker 17: you're doing big weights and is your husband a big
44:03
Speaker 17: unit he's he's living the big stuff.
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Speaker 8: He is yes.
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Speaker 2: He's a big shit. Yeah, I'd put him in the
44:11
Speaker 2: garage for sure.
44:13
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I've got a problem with that. I wonder
44:14
Speaker 1: if Scotty does as well.
44:15
Speaker 5: I hate it when people use their garage for storage
44:18
Speaker 5: and gyms instead of the cars.
44:19
Speaker 1: What does Scotty Cam think about that? Should your cars
44:22
Speaker 1: go in the garage or you don't care?
44:24
Speaker 17: Mate, I am a car in garage bloke my entire life.
44:28
Speaker 1: Yeah.
44:29
Speaker 5: That's how you protect the car, like to build another
44:31
Speaker 5: room or something.
44:33
Speaker 17: My wife's car goes in every night. My car goes in,
44:35
Speaker 17: my ute goes in every night. And that's just, you know,
44:39
Speaker 17: it's a bit of a, it's not really a pain
44:40
Speaker 17: because I like reversing my car and so I know
44:43
Speaker 17: it's safe.
44:43
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:44
Speaker 5: So don't bloody transform it into something else. All right,
44:47
Speaker 5: we've got one more here.
44:48
Speaker 2: All right, Ava, you're on with Scotty.
44:51
Speaker 1: Hi, Scotty.
44:51
Speaker 14: I don't have a husband, but I have a boyfriend,
44:55
Speaker 14: and I think that's more important.
44:58
Speaker 12: My boyfriend's a sparky and he's really attractive.
45:01
Speaker 14: I'm just wondering, should I be worried when he goes.
45:03
Speaker 15: Over to other houses.
45:06
Speaker 12: Where there's women.
45:09
Speaker 15: And would they be hitting on him?
45:11
Speaker 16: Yeah, 1,000%.
45:11
Speaker 17: I'd follow.
45:14
Speaker 2: Him.
45:15
Speaker 17: I'd follow him if I was you.
45:17
Speaker 1: Does this happen, man? Is it true?
45:19
Speaker 5: Do all the tradies get hit on by women in
45:22
Speaker 5: their homes or is it a myth?
45:24
Speaker 17: Well, sometimes. I'll tell you, I've worked since I was
45:29
Speaker 17: a kid. I had a paper run and I had
45:31
Speaker 17: a chemist run. And when I was about 10 years old,
45:35
Speaker 17: one of my regular paper run girls She used to
45:38
Speaker 17: answer the door at a see-through 90 every Sunday morning.
45:40
Speaker 2: When you were 10?
45:41
Speaker 17: And I was 10 years old.
45:42
Speaker 14: Oh, my gosh.
45:45
Speaker 2: I had a sparky boyfriend when I was like 22,
45:48
Speaker 2: and he was a good-looking rooster. And I used to
45:50
Speaker 2: think the same thing. Like, what if there was like.
45:52
Speaker 3: A horny housewife at home and my ex would turn
45:55
Speaker 3: up who was nice to look at?
45:58
Speaker 2: Would she just like accidentally– Drop her shirt.
46:01
Speaker 1: Does it happen, Scotty?
46:02
Speaker 2: He reckons it never happened, but I mean, of course
46:05
Speaker 2: he's going to say that.
46:05
Speaker 1: We need it on the record once and for all.
46:08
Speaker 1: Do tradies get hit on by women in homes, Scotty Cam?
46:12
Speaker 17: Look, I don't think so. And also, the tradies are
46:16
Speaker 17: very professional. They say, thank you very much. But, you know,
46:20
Speaker 17: I've got a partner who I'm talking to now. And, Ava,
46:24
Speaker 17: I'm sure you're very beautiful.
46:26
Speaker 10: I am beautiful. Thank you, Gotti.
46:29
Speaker 17: Yeah, I can sense that you're beautiful. And he's not
46:33
Speaker 17: going to stray away from you.
46:35
Speaker 4: I know, right?
46:36
Speaker 1: Because there are no tradies that are dirty dogs.
46:38
Speaker 15: Never.
46:41
Speaker 1: Let's hear from you for our last calls. Emily's on. Hi, Emily.
46:44
Speaker 2: Hey, Emily.
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Speaker 16: Good morning.
46:46
Speaker 1: Morning.
46:47
Speaker 2: What's up?
46:48
Speaker 1: What do you want to talk about?
46:49
Speaker 16: I wanted to talk about the amicable divorce people. Oh, yes.
46:54
Speaker 16: They do exist. I have a very amicable relationship with
46:58
Speaker 16: my ex-husband, and we take the kids on holidays together.
47:01
Speaker 2: Yeah, nice.
47:02
Speaker 16: We've gone to four weeks in Japan. We do Christmases, birthdays,
47:06
Speaker 16: and things like that together. And the only con about
47:11
Speaker 16: it is that I get many, many people ask me,
47:14
Speaker 16: probably once a month a friend would ask me, would
47:16
Speaker 16: you consider getting back with him?
47:18
Speaker 8: Yeah, well.
47:18
Speaker 2: Because you're so amicable. I was going to ask.
47:21
Speaker 14: Are you secretly.
47:22
Speaker 16: They just can't understand. Oh, no, absolutely not.
47:24
Speaker 1: You guys don't do it? Not even.
47:26
Speaker 16: No, no, gosh.
47:27
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve in Japan.
47:28
Speaker 16: We have four children and we do it for their sake.
47:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it sounds like I've got a girlfriend and.
47:33
Speaker 3: Her and her husband... They've split up. They've got two
47:37
Speaker 3: boys together. And she says, I actually like him more
47:40
Speaker 3: as a friend than I ever did as a husband.
47:43
Speaker 2: Absolutely. He's a lousy husband.
47:44
Speaker 16: My ex is a better friend.
47:45
Speaker 8: Yeah.
47:46
Speaker 16: He's a better friend to me now than he was
47:47
Speaker 16: a husband to me.
47:48
Speaker 2: Yes.
47:48
Speaker 1: Amazing.
47:49
Speaker 16: And our kids get the best of both worlds because
47:52
Speaker 16: they don't have to do two Christmases, two birthdays.
47:54
Speaker 2: Yeah.
47:55
Speaker 16: We do everything together and there's a few moments where,
48:00
Speaker 16: you know, he'll just annoy me and I'll remember why
48:02
Speaker 16: I don't want to be married to him anymore.
48:05
Speaker 2: Do you think that might change, Em, if you both
48:07
Speaker 2: were to get partners? Like are you both still single? Probably.
48:11
Speaker 1: Yeah.
48:11
Speaker 16: Yes, we are. And there's been one point where he's
48:14
Speaker 16: had a partner and he hasn't been as amicable because
48:17
Speaker 16: he's had different priorities.
48:19
Speaker 8: Yep.
48:19
Speaker 16: But, yes, it has probably– Well, you might as.
48:23
Speaker 5: Well just get back together if you're both single.
48:26
Speaker 2: No, no. She's read that book. She knows how that
48:29
Speaker 2: book ends and she's found a good place, you know,
48:32
Speaker 2: and a friendship with this guy, which I think is fantastic.
48:35
Speaker 2: The kids must be stoked.
48:37
Speaker 1: Matt, did you want to comment about all that as well, mate?
48:39
Speaker 2: Hey, Matt.
48:40
Speaker 8: Hey, how yous doing? I get, like, I've got three
48:45
Speaker 8: young boys, an ex-wife. I get the whole being there
48:49
Speaker 8: for the kids. We do that.
48:52
Speaker 2: Yep.
48:53
Speaker 8: But I think it also depends on how the divorce
48:56
Speaker 8: happens as well.
48:56
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Especially if there's, like, infidelity and all that stuff.
49:00
Speaker 2: If you get betrayed, yeah.
49:02
Speaker 8: Yes. So I think those people that are saying that
49:05
Speaker 8: they can still hang out, like, I think that's great.
49:09
Speaker 8: I personally can't do that.
49:11
Speaker 2: Yeah.
49:12
Speaker 10: Because of, like, what happened.
49:13
Speaker 2: Situation, yep.
49:14
Speaker 8: Yeah.
49:14
Speaker 1: What did she do?
49:15
Speaker 8: I think it just depends. I'd rather not say, to
49:19
Speaker 8: be honest. No.
49:20
Speaker 1: Just us, me, Amy, Sean's here, a few producers.
49:23
Speaker 8: Yeah, and the rest of the world.
49:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, the rest of Sydney, yeah.
49:27
Speaker 8: But I'm just saying, I think it's like me and
49:30
Speaker 8: her are still really good to the kids.
49:31
Speaker 15: Yes.
49:32
Speaker 8: So we still put them first, but... Would I want
49:34
Speaker 8: to be in a room with her? No.
49:36
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? So you've obviously been quite
49:38
Speaker 2: hurt by your partner.
49:40
Speaker 8: Correct.
49:41
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it.
49:42
Speaker 1: That is understandable.
49:43
Speaker 8: Absolutely.
49:43
Speaker 1: How can you just be friendly after that? Yeah, I know.
49:45
Speaker 2: I do understand that.
49:47
Speaker 1: Last call for the day. Rosie, what do you want
49:49
Speaker 1: to talk about?
49:49
Speaker 12: Hey, guys.
49:51
Speaker 15: How's it going today?
49:52
Speaker 11: Good.
49:52
Speaker 2: How are you?
49:54
Speaker 17: Oh, good.
49:54
Speaker 15: Thank you. Look, I just wanted to say I celebrated
49:58
Speaker 15: my birthday of the weekend.
49:59
Speaker 2: Oh, nice.
50:00
Speaker 15: And it is completely different now that I am in
50:03
Speaker 15: my 30s. I'd like to think of myself as a
50:06
Speaker 15: bit of a reformed party girl.
50:08
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
50:10
Speaker 15: Yeah. Look, there's only so many times that you can
50:13
Speaker 15: see the sun come up, hear the birds chirping. And
50:16
Speaker 15: people are out on their morning runs and you're just
50:20
Speaker 15: crawling out of some little apartment where the blinds have
50:24
Speaker 15: been shut. Only so many times you can do that.
50:30
Speaker 3: I remember one of my girlfriends, she used to live
50:32
Speaker 3: in Vaucluse, and we would be getting home from a
50:34
Speaker 3: night out and all these people would be running past
50:38
Speaker 3: her house doing.
50:39
Speaker 2: The city to surf. And I was, like, feeling like
50:43
Speaker 2: the most decrepit, disgusting.
50:45
Speaker 16: Human being in all these people.
50:47
Speaker 15: And it is the worst feeling because you just judge
50:52
Speaker 15: yourself so hard.
50:54
Speaker 1: I used to say, because I loved going out clubbing, drinking,
50:58
Speaker 1: and I was always like... These people that get up early,
51:02
Speaker 1: I'm always going to be in bed hungover. I'd get
51:04
Speaker 1: up at 10 a.m. or something.
51:05
Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. Look at you now. You go to
51:07
Speaker 2: bed at 8 p.m. every night.
51:08
Speaker 1: Well, on a weeknight.
51:09
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah.
51:10
Speaker 1: But I think Saturday night it was like 9 after
51:13
Speaker 1: the footy I went to bed.
51:14
Speaker 2: I'm the same.
51:15
Speaker 3: Rosie, if you think it gets bad at 31, wait
51:18
Speaker 3: till you hit your 40s.
51:19
Speaker 2: I actually, when my girlfriend's cancelled plans, I rejoice. I
51:26
Speaker 2: love my bed. I love my sleep. I love just
51:29
Speaker 2: being at home.
51:30
Speaker 1: How good is sleep? I could go to sleep right now.