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Beds are lower to the ground now · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: Since you've already got us bending the rules today, I guess I'll keep the theme uh alive.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_01: Don't expect me to ever follow the rules on anything.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_01: It's always gonna be slightly left.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_00: Writing definitely not a bag full of drugs is not the way to pull one over on the police.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_00: They figured that one out.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_00: Definitely not.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_00: Definitely no onions in this cooler.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_00: No, no.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_00: Look the other way.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, the Laurel County, Kentucky uh uh sheriffs there say that uh they were called to a business following a report of a vehicle parked uh in an employee-only parking area, they claim sounds typical, until an officer spotted a bag in the car that read, Definitely not a bag full of drugs.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, man.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_00: Obviously, officers uh searched the vehicle and uh found suspected narcotics and drug paraphernalia in the bag.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_01: Did you ever try to hide somebody in your room whenever you were young?
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_01: And it would be like the most obvious thing.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_01: No, mom, Julie isn't here.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_00: I may have hid under a bed once.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not kidding.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_01: Scott's not here.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_01: No, no.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_01: Definitely not a bag full of drugs.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_01: They are definitely not in my bedroom.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_00: His feet are not sticking out underneath the bed.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_00: I did actually hide under a bed once.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I know I don't doubt it.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, with the the little game that you have, guessed it's surprising, but I mean, I figured at some point I think I was 18, but no, Scott is definitely skinnier.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_00: I could not fit under a bed now if my life depended on it.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_01: You could! I can't even get my shoulder underneath there.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_01: These linebacker shoulders aren't getting anywhere.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: I know you didn't know.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: Except for on the football field.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_00: If you drop something under the bed, you're like, Junior, can you go get that?
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, my my roomba always gets stuck underneath there.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_00: Are you reaching and it's like always three inches out of the way?
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_00: You're like, oh my god.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_01: I have to lift it up, lift up the bed with my left hand, and then try to reach it.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_00: With those linebacker shoulders.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yes!
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yes!
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_00: Like the bionic woman over here.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_00: Got it.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_01: I also love that Junior is the one who's getting like the fossil of a dog is the one who's gonna get the Roomba.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: He's so afraid of that Roomba.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_01: He's like, Okay, so I gotta I gotta he can't see.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_00: How does he even know it's coming?
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_00: I guess he can hear.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_01: Uh barely.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_00: Um the fastest he ever moves.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_00: Am I wrong on something now that I think about this?
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_00: This all spans around because I may have hit under a bed once.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, not a bag full of drugs.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_00: Um did our beds now lower or do you think they're higher?
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_00: Like in this.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_01: I can answer this question easily.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_00: Please do.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_01: So they are.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_01: I I think they are lower.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: And here's why.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_01: Because Zach has a vintage bed.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_00: Don't like climb a ladder into it.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yes! Exactly.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_01: It's like 43 and scared of falling out.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: She'll break a linebacker shoulder.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: It's one of those old, like I guess like wrought iron beds or something like that.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: And yes, it is feel- I feel like I have to be like, okay, babe, put your hands down here and I'll step into your hands.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_01: Break the cup of your hands and waste a man.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so I'm not alone on this.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_00: Like, the old art of hiding under a bed is probably mostly gone.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_00: I think all beds are now low.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_00: Can Gavin or Lydia hide under the bed?
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_00: You know what's interesting?
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_00: Ga Lydia's uh bed is lower.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_00: Gavin's is uh a little different.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_00: Uh the dogs constantly go under there because he's got one of those beds where it has drawers underneath, but only only on one side.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_00: So it's not real high.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_01: So what's on the other side?
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_00: It's kind of open.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_00: That's why the dogs they just run through this one little opening at the top and then they run around under there.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_00: So interestingly.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_00: You could theoretically hide under that, but I swear to God, beds are lower now.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's the answer, but I I I'm only basing this off of like one bed.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_00: It's either that or I'm a lot bigger than I was when I was 18 years old, and it does sort of feel like I wouldn't be able to squeeze in anything.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_01: That could be that too.