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Hour 4 - The Only Franchise · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: How do you do? It's our number four, Our four
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  Speaker 1: big names all over to entertain you. Here in the
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  Speaker 1: monologue to begin hour number four, how do you size
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  Speaker 1: up Cowboys wide receiver George Pickens being the only player
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  Speaker 1: to play on the franchise tag in twenty twenty six. Also,
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  Speaker 1: NFL execs said to be worried about the knee, the
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  Speaker 1: knee of Molik Neighbors. How concerned should Giants coach John
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  Speaker 1: Harbaugh be with the health of his wide receiver? And
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  Speaker 1: speaking of wide receivers, where you at on Bill's wide out?
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  Speaker 1: Keon Coleman's message to the haters as he's on thin
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  Speaker 1: ice in Buffalo where they don't really have much then
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  Speaker 1: some monologues in there. So I said, okay, we'll do
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  Speaker 1: the monologue. So our lead this hour, Our lead this hour.
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  Speaker 1: From Dallas, we have a new development in Jerry's world.
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  Speaker 1: If you have not heard, perhaps not, Cowboys wide receiver
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  Speaker 1: George Pickens did not get a long term contract extension
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  Speaker 1: before the deadline, which was yesterday, and that means turn
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  Speaker 1: at the lots the parties over Pickins. We'll have to
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  Speaker 1: play the twenty twenty six season on the franchise tag
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  Speaker 1: Real SOB Story, Real SOB Story. Pickens gonna earn just
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  Speaker 1: twenty seven point three million. How's he going to afford
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  Speaker 1: to put food on the table? Really difficult? Fully guaranteed
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  Speaker 1: one year contract, no opportunity to negotiate a new contract
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  Speaker 1: with Dallas until after the season sometime. And well, the
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  Speaker 1: Cowboys season usually ends in early January when the regular
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  Speaker 1: season ends, so does anyway, That is a good jumping
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  Speaker 1: off point. Let us discuss the question how do you
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  Speaker 1: size up Cowboy wide receiver George Pickens being the only
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  Speaker 1: player to play on the franchise tag in twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 1: So I've got Ankle Movie Studio and Ken Burns, and
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  Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together and we
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  Speaker 1: are going to give out a puffy sticker and some
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  Speaker 1: baba Ganoush's what we're going to give out now to
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  Speaker 1: kick off here the festivities. The word I will use
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  Speaker 1: for the Cowboys, George Pickens being the only player in
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  Speaker 1: the NFL to play on the franchise tag is incriminating.
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  Speaker 1: George Pickens isn't on the tag, He's on Jerry Jones
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  Speaker 1: double secret probation. If the Cowboys trusted Pickens, you know
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  Speaker 1: they don't. If they trusted him any less, they'd force
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  Speaker 1: him to wear an ankle monitor while he's practicing. At
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  Speaker 1: this point, he's the only tag player out of all
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  Speaker 1: the stars who are available in the NFL. He's the
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  Speaker 1: only one who didn't get a rework contract or a
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  Speaker 1: new contract because he's the one that Dallas doesn't want
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  Speaker 1: to marry. They would just like to have a nice
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  Speaker 1: weekend visitation from George Pickens, and Jordy Jones saw Pickens
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  Speaker 1: up close and personal and the brains there in Dallas
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  Speaker 1: and said, uh no, no, no, no, no, noom noom
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  Speaker 1: noon no. I am absolutely not financing this volatile personality
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  Speaker 1: for the next several years guaranteed money. So Pickens is
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  Speaker 1: a classic chaos player, spectacular at times when the spotlight
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  Speaker 1: is on, unreliable when the lights go off. That's the
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  Speaker 1: story on George Pickins in Dallas. Watched him every single
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  Speaker 1: day at the facility, the whole thing, and they said,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, we'll pay you, but only one year
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  Speaker 1: at a time. Pal, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: The smart money says this will be George Pickens's final
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  Speaker 1: season in Dallas. If Ceedee Lamb plays and remember he
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  Speaker 1: was hurt last year. If he plays, then curious George
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  Speaker 1: his numbers will decline. The only reason his numbers were
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  Speaker 1: as good as they were was because Pickens got hurt,
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  Speaker 1: or rather Lamb got hurt to Ceedee Lamb, and so
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  Speaker 1: the numbers will go down. And then the Cowboys will
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  Speaker 1: be like, all right, you can test free agency, and
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  Speaker 1: Jerry will remain unwilling to commit. And I am never
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  Speaker 1: wrong about these things. I am a distant relative of
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  Speaker 1: no Stra Damus and friend of Nostradenas Nostradinas, who's in
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  Speaker 1: Seattle now. Meanwhile we go to New York. We're an
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  Speaker 1: anonymous NFL executive saying that the big concern, the big
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  Speaker 1: apple about Giant Star wide receiver Molik Neighbors is whether
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  Speaker 1: or not he will return to form. The knee situation
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  Speaker 1: said to be very worrisome for the Giants despite this
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  Speaker 1: particular talent evaluator acknowledging that he's an elite player, was
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  Speaker 1: an elite player a Neighbors coming off a torn right ACL.
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  Speaker 1: They said it was like pulled pork and that was
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  Speaker 1: suffered back in Week four of the last NFL season.
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  Speaker 1: So he only played four games. Concern is their question.
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  Speaker 1: NFL exact worried about worried about the knee injury for
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  Speaker 1: George Pickens, how concerned should the Giants coach John Harbaugh
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  Speaker 1: be with the health of Moleague Neighbors. So the knee
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  Speaker 1: issue is not just a red flag. It is a
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  Speaker 1: lipstick red billboard on the Jersey Turnpike. Is what that is.
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  Speaker 1: On the malor scale of concern one to ten, we
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  Speaker 1: are in an eight point five. Neighbors knee is the
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  Speaker 1: kind of plot twist that makes the die hard fan
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  Speaker 1: based gasp like moving man Matt and coaches swear and
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  Speaker 1: so harboss concern level should be higher than the rent
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  Speaker 1: in Manhattan. And if you've ever seen the prices of
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  Speaker 1: rent in Manhattan, you know it's ridonculous. Now here's why.
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  Speaker 1: If the Giants Offense were a movie, think of it
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  Speaker 1: like a movie. Molik Neighbors is the only actor that
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  Speaker 1: the movie studio trusts to keep it out of straight
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  Speaker 1: to streaming territory. Back in the day, we used to
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  Speaker 1: say straight to DVD. Now it's straight to streaming. So
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  Speaker 1: if Darius Slayton and Calvin Austen don't get you all
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  Speaker 1: all excited, well those are the other receivers they are lacking.
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  Speaker 1: The razzle dazzle the Giants, it would appear, and that
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  Speaker 1: is the issue outside of Neighbors. Neighbors is the entire
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  Speaker 1: Giants offensive identity without him, there's just a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: guys doing cardio. And if Neighbors does end up downgraded
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  Speaker 1: in terms of his impact this year, you don't have
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  Speaker 1: to be some gasbagger blowhard to know that the entire
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  Speaker 1: offense is stuck in molasses and you got to prove it.
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  Speaker 1: And the recovery is a critical storyline. This is a
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  Speaker 1: big time year for Jackson Dart, new coaching staff. Dart
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  Speaker 1: showed some flashes last year and now he's coming back
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  Speaker 1: and he's got an opportunity. But without Neighbors, that's a
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  Speaker 1: plotting offense. That is a plotting offense with the Giants.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, last thing, we go to Buffalo with a Buffalo
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  Speaker 1: roam and a malcontent wide receiver Keon Coleman, who somehow
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  Speaker 1: is still on the Bills. That's a surprise. Didn't have
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  Speaker 1: that on my Bengo card. So Malie Neighbors pushing back
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  Speaker 1: on the criticism ahead of what is said to be
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  Speaker 1: a sink or swim training camp which is about to
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  Speaker 1: open next week. I believe for the Buffalo Bills, says
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  Speaker 1: critics should prove themselves on the field first. He said,
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  Speaker 1: quote none of them, you critics, none of them are
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  Speaker 1: going to come lace them up and try to stand
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  Speaker 1: in front of me. My job is to prove my
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  Speaker 1: worth here close quote question where are you at on
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  Speaker 1: Bill's wide receiver Keon Coleman and his message for the haters, Well,
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  Speaker 1: it is completely whack a doodle? Is is That's my word,
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  Speaker 1: whack a doodle. That's what that is.
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  Speaker 3: There.
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  Speaker 1: If Keon Coleman wants, if his goal here is to
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  Speaker 1: play and improve and all that great, uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: but if he wants the haters to play, okay, some
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  Speaker 1: of them, by the way, actually do play.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, one of his own offensive linemen, Dion Dawkins,
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  Speaker 1: has put the bulls eye on Keon Coleman.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: He said, uh, listen, you have to grow up and
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  Speaker 1: stop expecting pats on the back. And so that's that's
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  Speaker 1: not my criticism. That's a guy that is a contemporary
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  Speaker 1: of Keon Coleman. So forget about growing up. If I'm
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  Speaker 1: just looking on the outside here for the Buffalo Bills,
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  Speaker 1: forget growing up. How about actually showing up? On time.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that's the first step of adulthood. You got
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  Speaker 1: a job. You got to show up on time. So
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  Speaker 1: pain and the ask none of us like it. We
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  Speaker 1: ought to do it. And if you're underperforming, Keon Coleman,
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  Speaker 1: the critics are not haters, you know what they are.
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  Speaker 1: They're like Ken Burns. They're documentarians who are documenting your
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  Speaker 1: malfeasance on the field. I entering year three on a
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  Speaker 1: I believe it was a four year I think it
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  Speaker 1: was ten million dollar rookie deal. Coleman is lucky that
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  Speaker 1: he's still in a Bill's uniform after multiple benchings last season,
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  Speaker 1: and he was a healthy scratch multiple times. And now
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  Speaker 1: you look at the Bill's depth chart. You got Dj Moore,
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  Speaker 1: who I'm not a big fan of, Bud He's going
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  Speaker 1: to be the wide receiver number one, and then you've
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  Speaker 1: got Khalil Shakur who's at number two, and then another playmaker.
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  Speaker 1: They think it will be Dalton Kingaid. So they've got
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  Speaker 1: those three guys and Coleman is fighting for table scraps.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty twenty six is put up or shut up time.
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  Speaker 1: And if you were betting, if I gave you some
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  Speaker 1: funny money, some house money here, it's gonna be shut up.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot of shut up, which we don't like,
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  Speaker 1: and talk radio we don't like. Shut up. All right.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah sure. I actually was really impressed. I love the
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  Speaker 1: An eight, all right, very good score for dork O
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  Speaker 4: I think Coop Loop hit it on the hit the
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  Speaker 4: nail on the head when you when you leave somebody
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: wanting more, that's that's gold. And it was unbelievably creative.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: I'm going with Coop eight, and I feel bad.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I gave him six and a half. Can I change
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: my score? Am I allowed to change my score? Can
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: I can I change it. I don't think no, Cooper,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I kind of want to give him more. I was
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: going to say, yeah, all right, my damn rush my show.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: My name's for the damn show. The guy I go eight.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go eight too, I'm gonna go eight.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: You guys are right, No, that's not allowed. It's not
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: the Loraino. Just not the Lorraine No. Alright, who is
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: next year? We have a is Ohio al ready to
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: go the great Ohio al and Uh. This is a
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: combo Ohio al and Dick and Date and we wanted
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: to play at Ohio submitted it. This is a classic version.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: For those of you that were lucky enough to attend
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: the mallor meet and greet that we did in Newport, Kentucky,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: just across the Ohio River there from from Cincinnati. These
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: guys just absolutely killed it. It was wonderful to meet
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: both of them, and we had such a great time,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: wonderful turnout. Everyone came out there was a big part
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: of what we were doing. In fact, I did want
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: to mention Andy in the Bluegrass, who was also He's
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: from Kentucky. I met him. He actually took the night
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: off to listen to the show. He's a radio guy
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: in Kentucky, in Bowling Green, Kentucky, and he he loved
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: it that much. But let's get a old taste. Here's
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: ohio Al and I believe the Dixter is part of this.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: I believe, yes, all right, here we go Ohio on
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: the Mallor Palooza twenty twenty six. You know people talk
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: about Taylor Swift and all that. That's me. Yeah, here
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: we go, Here we go. It's coming up right now.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: I think it's coming up. I believe it's coming I
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: believe in it. I believe you've seen live coverage. This
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: is not obviously edited.
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: Ohio Al is having complications?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Is there a glitch with ohio Al?
• 21:14
  Speaker 12: Here?
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Coop's looking very concerned. He's leaning in, He's trying to
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: get the timing on this right. Make sure Coop there's
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: no cursing, because there might have been some cursing.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: Rolling my sweet baby's arm. Yes, a little Mallard twist.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Here, here we go, that's ohio Al.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: Show back.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Dick and Dayton's all right there he is, I hear,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: I hear Dick.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Comes back in my.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Just imagine Dick and Dayton performing on stage.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: You got the way.
• 22:27
  Speaker 13: Crowd gave walk around man man, Yeah, all right's there
• 22:43
  Speaker 13: it is.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Listen. That was you gotta go to these Mallory meet
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: and greet You never know what's gonna happen. There's always
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: something crazy that happened these at these meet and greets
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: that we do. And so that was. That was from
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: a few months ago. Ohio, Uh so you gotta scot
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: you know it's I heard it. I was there. I
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: loved it. You likely didn't hear it. If it had
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: been a live performance, I would have given it a ten.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: I got I got to deduct some points, so I'll
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: give it a seven and a half. I thought it
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: was entertaining. They added the lyrics and all that. Unfortunately
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: you can't see Dick and Dayton, but he was really
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: getting into it on stage, like this was the greatest
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: day of Dick and Dayton's life. I truly believe that
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: he had. He had the biggest smile.
• 23:23
  Speaker 8: I was so happy about it every time he called it.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: No, I was wonderful. I was so happy to bring
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: some joy to the Dixter and so again, I'll give
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: it a seven and a half. Inkod terror, I hear
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: you ink and terror your thoughts on this latest act
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: in the mall Oft Polus, Ohioal and Dick in Dayton.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: Well, as you know, I like me some Dick and
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: that was that was I mean, that was more live
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: than you know, some of the other recorded things you get.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: So and I think he had the audience clapping too.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: He had met popping around. So I'm giving him in
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: an eight.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: An eight, All right, very good. Yeah, the crowd was
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: loving it, like they could not get enough of this.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: What about you, Lorena?
• 24:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah, so I know it was from a past event,
• 24:07
  Speaker 10: but I want to say it's a classic Ben Mallins
• 24:11
  Speaker 10: and if you got to see that live, you were
• 24:13
  Speaker 10: one of the most lucky listeners ever.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: I mean, it's just it's amazing. I'm going to give
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: him a seven.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: And we had legend and this was when Justin just
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Josh were there, Robbie the Merredithan Queen Rocks.
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: You just wish I was there.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really a great event. What about you,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Cooper Loop. I am going to just because here we go,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: here we go, here we go, here we go, here
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: we go one one.
• 24:40
  Speaker 11: No, I'm just saying just because it was for another event.
• 24:45
  Speaker 11: It was not for the Malor Palooza. Yeah, I'm going
• 24:50
  Speaker 11: to give it a seven.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that's fine, we'll move on. We'll move
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: on our next act from the Commonwealth. We welcome in
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: a very very controversy man. We met him. He gave
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: us a great time taking us around Boston. I hung
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: out with him three days in a row, which was
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I think three days too many. I love suntan lotion.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: He loves a food ball. He is a very tall,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: loves guinness. He loves guinness. He says he doesn't like
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: sweets except KitKat bars. And we welcome in our next
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: act in The Mallard Palooza twenty twenty six, the one
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: the only very unique character, Mike the leppricon, Hello.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Good morning. It is unique.
• 25:34
  Speaker 12: You didn't a say what I need?
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I haven't you just I just put
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: you on the air. What do you need?
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: I need respect?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: You need respect? Okay, warm up, my boys.
• 25:43
  Speaker 12: I'm warming up my boys. I have to do my take.
• 25:45
  Speaker 12: Squeal warming up my boys.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I give it a one. Oh wait wait sorry, go ahead, Yeah,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: well you gotta weight hit that button. Coop. Here we go.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: He is without further ado Here we go, Mike the
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: leprecaon in the Malar Plus Act twenty twenty six. Here
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: you go, cheers.
• 26:08
  Speaker 12: Making you away on the Ben Matter Show takes everything
• 26:11
  Speaker 12: you got, Marcel blocks from Brooklyn, and then there's poor
• 26:15
  Speaker 12: Upline Scott. Wouldn't you like to get away all those
• 26:20
  Speaker 12: snores from hollering James Jed who fled talks fast Lorena,
• 26:26
  Speaker 12: She's the angel who loves her number four, But you
• 26:31
  Speaker 12: complained about my gift. Sometimes you want to go where
• 26:36
  Speaker 12: Bill Miller knows your name and he's always glad you called.
• 26:41
  Speaker 12: You want to be a Leprechaun.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Our troubles are all the same.
• 26:45
  Speaker 12: You want to be where wheat Man knows your name.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: I roll out of bed, I.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Call Coop the loop.
• 26:52
  Speaker 12: The morning's looking bright, Poppy is a picking sus Doll
• 26:57
  Speaker 12: changed his name, but Fergie's going back to jail. Sometimes
• 27:02
  Speaker 12: you want to go where Ben Maller knows your name
• 27:06
  Speaker 12: and he's sometimes glad I called. You want to be
• 27:10
  Speaker 12: a militia member. You gotta take the oath.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: You want to.
• 27:15
  Speaker 12: Come back to Boston once again?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, Mike, Oh come on, Loraina, it's not
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: that my God. Listen I'll go first on this. I
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: thought that was actually very entertaining. Uh you know, it
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: was not the most polished thing in the world, but
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: it was original, it was creative. It was obviously that's
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: a Cheers song from the TV show many years ago.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: It was all about us. I like the lyrics mentioned
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: a lot of the characters on the show. I thought
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: his timing was actually not very bad at all. I'm
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: going to give it an eight and a half. I'm
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: giving a name. Yeah in good terror.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: I mean Larena. He called you an angel, and that's
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: not unchue.
• 28:00
  Speaker 8: No, that is even more insulting than if your sass.
• 28:04
  Speaker 10: It should have been sass, because that's.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're an angel to me. So I'm giving it
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: a five.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Five. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get Cooped to go
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: and then have Loraina because I think I know where
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Loraine is going. Coop a little Patia scored Coop.
• 28:25
  Speaker 11: I I, like I said, I appreciate when we change
• 28:29
  Speaker 11: up the lyrics and match the Ben Malachow. There was
• 28:31
  Speaker 11: a couple of times though, that I was expecting a
• 28:33
  Speaker 11: rhyme and then it didn't come.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Didn't You can't rhyme everything well, you can't know. You
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: can try orange rhyme orange, go ahead. That wasn't one
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: of the words he was trying to rhyme. Could have been,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: you know, could have been.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 28:47
  Speaker 11: Anyway, I'm gonna give it a six.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys are terrible.
• 28:55
  Speaker 13: All right?
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Well, oh my god, Loraina, here we go.
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: I was going to give him a four. I think
• 29:06
  Speaker 8: that's fair, do you?
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: Am?
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I very again? The man called you an angel, he
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: sung and put your name in a song.
• 29:16
  Speaker 8: Have you seen people try to suck up Ben? That's
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: exactly how they do it.
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: You're a woman.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: They always do that to you. They don't do it
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: to me. All right, Oh dare you know a good
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: looking woman? The guys are always, you know, trying to
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: suck up.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Am.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I allowed to change my am? I allowed to change.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
• 29:31
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna give him a seven and a half.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, good job, Michael Eleprechaun.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: No wonder.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: All right, there he goes Michael Leprechaun. Uh, we'll hang
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: up on him. And next up we have Eric in Kansas.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I believe Eric is a big joke writer to the show,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: and he took some time out of his schedule there
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: He used to live in Iowa. He's got ties to
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: southern California, but he's lived all over the place. And
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: so here's our guy from Kansas. Give it up on
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: the malletpoos at twenty twenty six? Where Eric in Kansas?
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: What did Weedman say when Lisa said he wasn't a
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: bad singer? That's true, I'm a terrible singer. What's worse
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: than Weedman's microwave steak anything else he cooks? What did
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Dodgers Pictures and the fill in producer on Coop's Last
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Night Away have in common leaving too early? What did
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: you keep Kawamura say when his girlfriend called him a
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: huge a hole? That's not true. I'm only five seven.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: What did Lucky Tony change his name to on the
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Second Date Licky Tony Ricky ryans Frock say when he
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: was acquired by the Jays. Now I get to work blue.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: What do Weedman and Angry Bill have in common with work?
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Angry Bill works furiously and weed Man gets furious about working.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Why is Lorena a great choice for Dodgers manager? She'd
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: admit she knows nothing about managing a team.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: All right? Ah, that was good. I like the timing
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: of it. I thought it was entertaining. Again, it was recorded, obviously,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: so you got to dock a couple of points on that.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: But I enjoyed a lot. I thought, I'm gonna give
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: it a seven.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Anka terror I concur I like the Bam Bam band
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: just went right after the other great jokes.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Seven all right, seven Lorena.
• 31:18
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I thought it was relevant. He's obviously been listening
• 31:21
  Speaker 10: to the show fun hits. It made me laugh multiple times.
• 31:24
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna give him a yeah, seven.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: All right, solid seven got you a good score for
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Eric Kubolou.
• 31:31
  Speaker 11: Uh. Look, I would be giving it more if it
• 31:34
  Speaker 11: wasn't recorded, because you know, it is easier to get
• 31:37
  Speaker 11: through your your stand up bit timing wise and just
• 31:39
  Speaker 11: reactions and not getting last. You don't have to worry
• 31:42
  Speaker 11: about all that. But I really liked the jokes. I
• 31:46
  Speaker 11: thought they were good. I thought they were creative. It
• 31:49
  Speaker 11: wasn't like a stuff that I've heard before, just spun
• 31:51
  Speaker 11: to fit the show. I'm giving it an eight.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Wow, A big score for Eric in Kansas. Good job, Eric.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Our next act is a wild card act and let's
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: welcome in from Alabama. He was sworn in just a
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: couple of days ago. Two percent chance, Hello, two percent chance, Hey, Ben.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: I think I kind of got the wrong idea. It
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: seems like everyone's like singing about you. I kind of
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: made a Bill's parody song.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not gonna work, okay, I mean, no, man,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: have you said we've been You've been on hold for
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: the whole show. I mean, what are you do not listening?
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I mean we obviously it's about.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: People are also doing jokes and stuff too. Man and
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: one guy saying about Jesus Christ.
• 32:34
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: We did we did at the God hour. We had
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: the relations do it. Bill's p I go, hey, you
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: got you wrote it?
• 32:42
  Speaker 11: You wrote it, right, it's you, it's your material.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's mine a chance, okay, all right, stop.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: I got limited time. I got limited time, I got
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: a live rate. We got limited time. I got you
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: got sixty seconds and on your marks, get set. Two
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: percent chance Malapalooza twenty twenty six. You're on your way.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: Go it's Christopher Crosses sailing. Well, let's not draw down
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: from Paradise. I'm not gonna do it. I can't do
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: it with the beat.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Now, all right, let's go to the judges. Score cards.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I will go first. I am going to give that
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: a minus forty four minus forty four Lorena, he gets
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: that's funny. That's good. I should have thought of that.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Switch out by you, Coop a loop. Ho'd you score? Coop?
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Give it a one? A one inc of terror? Inca terror?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: How do you score? Two percent?
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Chance? I'm so generous minus pour up? Canive everyone else?
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: Five minutes?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: What is he complaining? Is alright? Alright, it's just an
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: overnight show. Chance. We're having fun, We're busting your balls.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: We love you, Okay, it's nothing against you. In fact,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: i'd like to thank you for not taking three minutes
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: because we have on the other side, Do we have
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: our big finish? I believe our last act is that correct?
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Do we have another to have more the one here?
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: What do we have? Okay, well, we might have some
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: we have to I don't know. I'm lost, I'm confused.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell's going. I think we
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: might have a couple we have to have. Yeah, we
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: we have to. We have two recorded, you know we
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: have two?
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, so well we might have to
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: keep some for like a bonus segment on the Friday show,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: but we will have Marcel and Brooklyn is up next.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: We'll get to that. It's the Mallard Paloosa. I hope
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: two percent chances isn't really upset. Mallard Paloosa continues, and
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: I cannot wait to hear what Marcel has cooked up.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: We will get to that and we will.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: Do it.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Next.
• 34:38
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• 34:55
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• 35:34
  Speaker 1: All back to it, we go, What do we have
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: time for? We have time for two?
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: One?
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: What are we looking at here?
• 35:39
  Speaker 8: I think maybe just one are able to squeeze all
• 35:41
  Speaker 8: three in?
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. How long? How long are the
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: other two?
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: We know?
• 35:44
  Speaker 8: I lied? We had the ones minute thirty nine ones.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Two three? Yeah, why don't we save two for tomorrow?
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: How about that? We'll have a bonus segment. Anyone does
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: anyone disagree with that? We're all coop doesn't seem excited
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: about that. Well, we got I mean, these people said stuff,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: and we would like to do it the right way.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: We encourage people to do it. Just play into the commercials.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Well we could do that. Why don't we use tell
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Jonas of those guys that go smoke a cigar or
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: something like that.
• 36:11
  Speaker 8: We'll do as you heard?
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, come on Jonah? All right, Yeah, sitting in the
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: car right now. This guy's is very weird, the LeVar
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: and Jonahs sitting in their car. It's very odd. Already outside, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're outside. I don't want to come in with these people,
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  Speaker 1: all right?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, let's get let's get into our final act. For
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  Speaker 1: this version of the show, we have Incotereara. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: if you're just tuning in, this is the Mallard Palusa
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty six. It's our little variety show. We've had
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  Speaker 1: great acts and inca terrors are Judge from New York
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  Speaker 1: and staying in New York, we go down Inca's upstate.
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  Speaker 1: We go down to Brooklyn and a multi time platinum
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  Speaker 1: caller of the Year we now present Marcel in Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 1: Who's name? Marcel says, just calling a mixed match.
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  Speaker 5: My English is clear.
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  Speaker 6: You'll have to get tears for a Collar of the year.
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  Speaker 1: Make you foo picks rained down like a mom's soo.
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  Speaker 7: I love the Gordon Fisherman's toodle and noodle.
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  Speaker 5: I've been running like a five year old too.
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  Speaker 6: Those free chess stop and b Drosi's los gonna make
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  Speaker 6: you blind like Scots.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you tear Blair.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna lose.
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  Speaker 1: The dynasty is here and to the aid, to the
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  Speaker 1: R to the c L the loser, CON's going to hell.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna talk to you now.
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  Speaker 6: The malosets dropped you now.
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  Speaker 5: I could have brought you down.
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  Speaker 1: Maliset dropped you. Now, don't you call uncle gone to
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  Speaker 1: Mike's fall. I'll be brought to that.
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  Speaker 11: All a big coups like fire and koup ches gen
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  Speaker 11: Hia like Pascal.
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  Speaker 5: I see you coming like blind scots Mouth.
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  Speaker 7: You should be running speaking of tall I a car,
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  Speaker 7: have meat whip both.
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  Speaker 11: Blue slept you the militious psycho.
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  Speaker 1: But when I got on Majama's.
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  Speaker 6: Then on the radio, dock breaking news it now no.
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  Speaker 3: Hy brows.
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  Speaker 1: That trump June now block, Now was that trumped you?
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  Speaker 5: Now?
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  Speaker 7: What do you think?
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  Speaker 6: Off board lyrics?
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  Speaker 1: Terrible and all room not stop? All right, Marcel, get
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  Speaker 1: this right right, all right, this is Marcel. This is
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  Speaker 1: that's I'm produced by J Scoop. That was a Jay
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  Speaker 1: Scoop production.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, that was that was next level.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously it was a heavily edited so you got to
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  Speaker 1: factor that in. Uh. But Marcel's never sounded better. Uh ever,
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  Speaker 1: like that was legitimately entertaining. It was great. The lyrics
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  Speaker 1: were wonderful. Marcell nailed it on the delivery. I would
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  Speaker 1: have given him, you know, I wouldn't give him much
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  Speaker 1: higher score if it hadn't been recorded. So I am
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  Speaker 1: unfortunately just going to give Marcell a ten. I will
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  Speaker 1: give him a ten. Uh yeah, what about you inca terror?
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  Speaker 1: How did you score Marcel in Brooklyn?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would have given it a ten. I mean
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  Speaker 4: it is astonishing, but yeah, pre recorded and a bit
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  Speaker 4: of help. So nine point five.
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  Speaker 1: Nine point five all right, Lorena.
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  Speaker 8: I'm honestly you were dancing it.
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  Speaker 1: You were dancing. That was great.
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  Speaker 10: I would give him a thousand points if I could,
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  Speaker 10: but I have to land on a tent.
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  Speaker 1: A ten. All right, second ten Cooper loop. Here we go,
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  Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go.
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  Speaker 11: I just I don't know how to judge this. Uh
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  Speaker 11: you know, I like to be the voice of reason here. Yeah,
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  Speaker 11: I was recorded, like are we judging Jess Marcel. It
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  Speaker 11: was a whole group effort.
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  Speaker 1: Of team effort. I think it took Jay Scoop about
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  Speaker 1: seven years to do that. But I mean the lyrics
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  Speaker 1: for grades, they are really good effort. Marcel's delivery is
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  Speaker 1: grades I got. I'm gonna give it a nine. Nine
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  Speaker 1: all right, very good? Do we have do we know
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  Speaker 1: who's leading? At this point? We have a couple of
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  Speaker 1: recording Marcel. All right, Marcel's in the lead. I think
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  Speaker 1: Marcel's online Marcel, uh do you do? You have a
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  Speaker 1: quick thought? Marcel, you're in the lead right now to
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  Speaker 1: win the Mallard palouse. You're you're in the lead.
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  Speaker 2: Yes it is man, this lyrics, it's gonna be blow
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  Speaker 2: everyone's minds except for Mikey idiot con he's the loss
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  Speaker 2: and I believe the I agree with that guy from
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  Speaker 2: Hawaii minus. There's not gonna be treat everyone right.
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  Speaker 1: All right? Cook, you want to go hire?
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  Speaker 5: Cook?
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  Speaker 1: You want to go higher? Now now that you've heard
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  Speaker 1: Marcel unedited, do you want to go higher? That's one
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  Speaker 1: of the great editing jobs in the history of ed editing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god? All right, any quick final thought in Kata.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for being here all night. Man, you're the greatest.
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  Speaker 1: We we love you. We love you. We got to
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  Speaker 1: hang out with you again sometimes soon.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you, InKo, Thank you, Steve, next toyear.
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  Speaker 1: All right, the great inca tearror. Thanks to everyone. I
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  Speaker 1: know it's not easy to get on here and perform,
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  Speaker 1: and we were schmucks to some of you, and we
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  Speaker 1: do thank you for taking the time. Somebody stayed up
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  Speaker 1: all night to be with us, and so it does
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  Speaker 1: mean a lot. The Mather of Palooza twenty twenty six