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181: CDLs & BBLs · Wine & Audacity

• 0:10
  Speaker 1: My friend donna and i first fuck rewind again happy birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Chas happy birthday chas happy.
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  Speaker 3: Birthday chas he is 37 chas younger than us yeah
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  Speaker 3: he's 189 i didn't realize that yeah yeah happy birthday
• 0:26
  Speaker 3: friend wow yeah um On top of that, or in
• 0:31
  Speaker 3: addition to that, me and my other friend Donna was talking.
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: We went to dinner this past week. And I was like,
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: could you see yourself being in college? She said, hell no,
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: I can't see myself being in college.
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: One, it's more expensive.
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 2: And these kids out here.
• 0:44
  Speaker 4: Is different.
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: Is different. Mm-hmm. We turned into the fucking old heads.
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  Speaker 2: We was like, back in my day when we was
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: in school. We didn't do none of this shenanigans.
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: Walking around in designer clothes with Gucci belts and Louis
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  Speaker 1: Vuitton and Prada sneakers on a college campus.
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  Speaker 2: Nigga, the way I was shopping that old Navy to
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  Speaker 2: go to school.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: Coach bags was hot. You said to have your head
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  Speaker 1: down and look presentable. Baby fat was a thing when
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  Speaker 1: I started college 22 years ago.
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  Speaker 2: My God, today.
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  Speaker 1: But like brother said earlier because y'all ain't hear this
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  Speaker 1: he said it's off camera today you know the kids
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  Speaker 1: is in school and they got a lot of resources
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  Speaker 1: that we didn't have back in.
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  Speaker 5: The day thanks ai they got blackboard we had blackboard
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  Speaker 5: after i've been in school several years but we had
• 1:34
  Speaker 5: blackboard and stuff but now it tell you your assignments
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  Speaker 5: due upcoming due date stuff currently do stuff past due
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  Speaker 5: we didn't have.
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  Speaker 1: All that we had to read the damn syllabus yeah
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  Speaker 1: And that's what I told the boy. I said, Trey,
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: I said, I said that multiple times. We was, you know,
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  Speaker 1: moving him into his dorm room.
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  Speaker 2: I said, Trey, what's the word? He said, syllabus. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, you can.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, because I mean, like I said, you
• 2:01
  Speaker 4: I mean, you were you were bringing it up to
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  Speaker 4: where as though it's like it seems a little easier. And,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I was like, yeah, because. colleges is trying
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  Speaker 4: to keep kids because a lot of them, they want
• 2:13
  Speaker 4: to be, you know, they want to be truck drivers, OnlyFans,
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  Speaker 4: and SoundCloud rappers. So it's like, yo, so now you
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  Speaker 4: got to make the college experience a little, you know,
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  Speaker 4: a little lenient. You know what I mean? Like a
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  Speaker 4: little leisurely because it's like, yo, we're losing them.
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  Speaker 1: And my response to that was, so you're saying the
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  Speaker 1: kids nowadays have CDLs and BBLs?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, nigga, that's what it is. CDLs, BBLs. Motherfuckers want
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  Speaker 4: to be last taxed. They want to learn how to
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  Speaker 4: inject them, inject the shit and all that, Botox and
• 2:43
  Speaker 4: all that shit. You know, things that you probably should
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  Speaker 4: go to college for, but you know.
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  Speaker 2: The boy wasn't, that's the episode title, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: CDLs and BBLs. My God, today. And then you can
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  Speaker 2: find BBL, what is it?
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  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 3:00
  Speaker 4: BBL. Oh, man. But yeah, it is. So you was telling,
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  Speaker 4: you told the boy.
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  Speaker 1: I told the boy, I asked him over the summer,
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  Speaker 1: I said, Trey, one way to keep money in your
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  Speaker 1: pocket so you don't have to actually go out and
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: get a job while you were in school. Learn how
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: to cut hair. Go to barber college over the summer.
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: He wasn't interested. I can't force the boy. But I said, Trey,
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: if you go to school and learn how to cut hair.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You be the person in your dorm or on your
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  Speaker 1: floor that can cut hair. Everybody gonna come to you.
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: Charge you with $ 5, $ 10, or $ 20 a haircut. A
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  Speaker 1: brown homecoming jacket priced up to $ 30. Nigga, you always
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  Speaker 1: gonna have money in your pocket.
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  Speaker 7: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You can set your own hours.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to the entrepreneurs that was that, that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: but rather entrepreneurs that be on college campuses and people
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  Speaker 1: that Cut hair.
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  Speaker 2: The boys don't know how to do hair.
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: Finger waves and stacks. They can get your bust down
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  Speaker 1: and do all this shit. Some people like to sell pharmaceuticals.
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: Speaking of, y'all hear about what's happening at Penn State?
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  Speaker 2: They just need to go ahead and shut Penn State
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  Speaker 2: down at this point. Because it's always something.
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  Speaker 7: It was that scandal all them years ago with Sandusky
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  Speaker 7: and all of them. And that was this shit. That motherfucker,
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  Speaker 7: his name was Tyreek St.
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  Speaker 4: Patrick.
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  Speaker 2: He did. What is going on? It was a white
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  Speaker 2: fraternity at Penn State. And it came out.
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  Speaker 1: That the leadership in the fraternity had an undercover drug
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  Speaker 1: trafficking ring. And as a part of the, like, the
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  Speaker 1: initiation process for pledges, they had them bagging up and
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  Speaker 1: selling crack and cocaine.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, yo.
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  Speaker 2: As a part of their, like, hazing rituals. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 4: Yo.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. White fraternity. But, yeah, they basically were, like, drug trafficking.
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: Told you their asses was watching, uh, John Reeks ain't bad. No, no,
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  Speaker 2: they white. They was watching Breaking Bad. They were watching power.
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: They were watching power. They were watching Breaking Bad. But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they got busted.
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  Speaker 1: It was like five or six guys who, I guess,
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  Speaker 1: the chapter president, whoever else, the dean of pledging, the treasurer,
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  Speaker 1: whomever else. They all got busted under, I think, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not sure if it's a RICO charge, but they got
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  Speaker 1: busted for drug trafficking. And the president, it actually came out,
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  Speaker 1: I think Joy Reid posted a quick story about it,
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  Speaker 1: said that The president got accepted into law school, New
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  Speaker 1: England School of Law, and got a full-ride scholarship to
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  Speaker 1: cover the cost of law school. And when it came
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  Speaker 1: out that he was under investigation or had been arrested
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  Speaker 1: for drug trafficking, he lost his scholarship and the school
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  Speaker 1: rescinded his admission letter for law school.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: He was due to actually start classes this fall.
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  Speaker 4: Here's my question about that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Nigga, you going to school for law?
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  Speaker 2: How the fuck you fumble this? Got pledges involved.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Would I? Would you? Anybody? Like, mom, they got me
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  Speaker 2: selling dope.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all, in case you aren't aware, which I'm pretty sure
• 6:07
  Speaker 1: all of us adults are aware, the federal government, when
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: they trying to get you on charges, they will have
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  Speaker 1: your shit tapped and have you under surveillance for months
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  Speaker 1: and let you incriminate yourself. And what probably happened, one
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  Speaker 1: guy who probably dropped line or wasn't able to stay
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  Speaker 1: on line was like, University Chancellor They got us in
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  Speaker 1: here Bagging up crack The cell on campus To the
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: college students Remember when they Investigate them They was probably
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: under Investigation for months And then right before The end
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: of the semester Was like Hammer Yeah.
• 6:41
  Speaker 7: You throw it Bitch you throw it No but that's
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  Speaker 7: not Bitch you guessed it.
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: And I was right You was right.
• 6:50
  Speaker 4: No but It's like That shit is like yo.
• 6:54
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying That.
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  Speaker 7: Was That's the hoot and hollering They be talking about
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  Speaker 7: That shit that Brandon just did Hoot and hollering You
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  Speaker 7: make me hoot and holler.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Shout out to Hey Tony TV again No yo.
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  Speaker 4: The problem that You know what The problem that I'm
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  Speaker 4: saying there You are in school for law Nigga How
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  Speaker 4: the fuck Did you fumble this And then you got
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  Speaker 4: Then you got everybody like Like everybody like It's cool
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  Speaker 4: You wasted your motherfucking money on this education. That was dumb.
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  Speaker 2: That's fucked.
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  Speaker 4: You ain't learn shit.
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  Speaker 2: You about to learn not to drop the soap. That's
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  Speaker 2: what you about to learn. And you doing this shit
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  Speaker 2: in the frat house? Don't drop the soap. Don't drop
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  Speaker 2: the soap. Now, now, now, what I will say.
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  Speaker 4: I said, at least the niggas on the corner got
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  Speaker 4: a crack. I was like, blocks away from the motherfucker
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  Speaker 4: so he.
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  Speaker 2: Can't be caught.
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: What I will say is the guys who were street
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: corner pharmaceutical reps who chose to go to college did
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  Speaker 1: not do their dealing on campus. If they had operations...
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: They had an apartment off campus. Away from campus. And
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  Speaker 1: they only went to school to learn.
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  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: And they did their business off campus.
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: Get your clientele up. They had them come to you
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  Speaker 2: at your house. You don't sell no shit out the front. See,
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  Speaker 2: they was white. They don't know no fucking thing. If
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: you're going to be out here selling fucking drugs, you
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  Speaker 2: got to learn how to game work.
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: You can't be out here incriminating yourself and getting your
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: shit pushed back.
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  Speaker 7: Shit.
• 8:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, sorry, y'all. I think I got the bird flu.
• 8:46
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to say, I think I need a bird flu. Yo,
• 8:49
  Speaker 4: you don't eat where you shit, nigga.
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: Damn sure don't.
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  Speaker 1: Now, you out of your little trafficking hustle, and you
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  Speaker 1: ain't going to law school, and you facing the possible
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  Speaker 1: RICO charge.
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: Reselling, scramble, coke, and smack.
• 9:02
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: I think it's, nigga, you going to school for fucking law. Well,
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: not no more. Not no more, bitch.
• 9:11
  Speaker 4: That's the thing that's fucking with me. It's like, yo,
• 9:13
  Speaker 4: you going. Bitch, you do it. This is supposed to
• 9:16
  Speaker 4: be your wheelhouse, buddy. You do it. Like, yo, you
• 9:20
  Speaker 4: know how fucking Harvey never get caught with that TMZ shit, yo?
• 9:23
  Speaker 4: Because he a fucking lawyer.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: Harvey Levin. Say what you want about TMZ. TMZ got
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: people everywhere on payroll. Hospitals, cemeteries, ambulances, helicopter pilots. They
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: got fucking police and firefighters and shit.
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: When you dig up the grave, there's motherfuckers in the plot.
• 9:41
  Speaker 4: They like.
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: So who y'all burying in there? Right. They in the
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: grocery store hiding behind the vegetables. They in the stocking
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: of vegetables. They in the cooler behind the mirror. They
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: on the milk on the shelf. They back there behind
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: there like.
• 9:59
  Speaker 7: You got to move the milk motherfucker back there like so.
• 10:01
  Speaker 7: What you doing here today?
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: Like, like everywhere. What's your favorite kind of milk to buy?
• 10:06
  Speaker 4: And yo, and he, yo, he operates so, yo, he
• 10:09
  Speaker 4: flows so cleanly within the, like within, within legal, like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, legal bounds and shit.
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: Y'all is in the store buying lactate. Looks like she's
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: lactose intolerant. News at 11. What the fuck?
• 10:22
  Speaker 4: Y'all can't touch him. For the most part.
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: TMZ, you know TMZ opened a branch or opened a
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: field office in D.C. with this current administration.
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: So I don't think they're in the correspondence room, but
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: they be outside the Capitol asking politicians questions.
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: TMZ gonna find out some shit. TMZ.
• 10:44
  Speaker 4: Right. That's what I'm saying. Like, but that's what I'm saying.
• 10:47
  Speaker 4: It's like, yo, you see this nigga? Yo, he actually, like,
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  Speaker 4: he studied law. He made the law work for him, motherfucker.
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: You're dumbass. Y'all can't sue his ass for slander. Nope. Right.
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: They know how to say allegedly, and this is what
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  Speaker 2: we've heard.
• 11:00
  Speaker 4: But that's what I'm saying. He's like, look, look, look, look, look,
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  Speaker 4: this motherfucker, he using the law, he using the shit
• 11:05
  Speaker 4: that he learned to dance around the goddamn system. He's
• 11:08
  Speaker 4: just dumbass trying to not have a goddamn drug trafficking ring, motherfucker. Like,
• 11:14
  Speaker 4: You needed some more black friends. So I feel, I feel, Shauna,
• 11:19
  Speaker 4: you might as well just probably just, like, slow it, like,
• 11:22
  Speaker 4: you know, like, slow down and just, like, I don't
• 11:24
  Speaker 4: want to say shut the whole school down, but, you know, like,
• 11:27
  Speaker 4: get rid of the law program, nigga, like, because it
• 11:30
  Speaker 4: ain't working.
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: He not going to school that pinned him, even if
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: he was, he ain't going now.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: He's going to school in New England, and they told him, bitch,
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: you throw it.
• 11:38
  Speaker 4: Nigga, New England?
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: New England School of Law in Boston. That's where his
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: dad went.
• 11:43
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: Well. Not no more.
• 11:47
  Speaker 4: Damn. That tradition got fucked.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: Because you wanted to be a dope boy. You wanted
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: to be a king. And don't be a stupid criminal. See,
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: I had that. I thought his name was Scarface.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: Now, I'm not trying to incriminate nobody with nothing, but
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you.
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  Speaker 4: Incriminate.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not. You know, I'll be fudging words on purpose.
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: But I told one of my nephews.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: I got enough sleep last night, so you notice I
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: ain't stuttered or had no outbursts like I do when
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: I be.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: I got about seven and a half hours sleep last night, boy.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: I cut them rainforest sounds on and that thunderstorm, boy.
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: That Blade fame is blowing in my face right here, boy.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: I'm cold in that dark ass room. I had me
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: a couple drinks yesterday, so I was knocked out. Anywho,
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: but no, like I was saying, I told one of
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: my nephews, you know, you choose to live. You grown.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: Uncle can't tell you what to do, but I'm going
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: to try to steer you in the right direction. If
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: you out here living an unsavory existence, let's put it
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: that way, don't post the shit you doing on social
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  Speaker 1: fucking media Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Don't incriminate yourself.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 13:15
  Speaker 4: That's how them niggas is shot.
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: Especially on a public account.
• 13:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah. That's how them niggas is shot. Tencentacion, bruh. Them
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: niggas posted it up on Instagram. They caught them dummies.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: Everything don't need to be everything. I said it before
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: and I said it again. And this is how I
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: moved on social media for years. Everything is not meant
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: for public consumption. And then even about doing some illegal shit.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Everything in your personal life is not meant for public consumption.
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  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: Agreed.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: You do realize that with the Kardashians, when they first
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: started their show, they used to have the shots of
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: their houses before they went into the B-roll, before they
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: actually showed what they was doing inside the house. You
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: do know that that was a house down the street
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: from where they actually lived, right? That wasn't the actual
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: house they lived in.
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: No, I don't know.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: This is what I read right so they they there
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  Speaker 1: was a house down the street from them that they
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: rented like to be able to film the exterior shots
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: of as their house but it wasn't actually the house
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: that they lived in and they paid the owner of
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: the house a lot of money to use that house
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: and establish the shots for their show because you gotta
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: maintain some semblance of privacy everything ain't for everybody and
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: everything ain't meant for fucking public consumption protect yourself because
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: niggas is crazy.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: As hell That's all. I'm off my soapbox.
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  Speaker 6: Motherfuckers just show up and show up at your last
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: location and shit and say, oh, yeah.
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, I like these too, yo. Nigga be fucking around
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: being lying behind you and shit.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: It's even a thing of, you might not even think
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: you're doing nothing to nobody worth being, you know, worth
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: somebody following you or plotting on you. People will plot
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: on you and do shit to you for their appearance
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: just because they bored and need a target to put
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: their frustrations out on you.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Protect yourself. You ain't never seen Sleeping with the Enemy
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: or Single Wifey Man or any Lifetime movie with a stalker.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Remember Lisa with Stacey Keenan from the early 90s?
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Wow. Remember that movie, brother?
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: I don't remember that.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Stacey Keenan used to be on Step by Step. She
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: was one of the daughters, the blonde one. So there
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: was a movie. I remember this movie because my mom
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: used to love it.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: We had HBO.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: We used to have it on and off. I used
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: to be able to watch whatever the fuck I wanted.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: But Lisa was a movie where, this was back when
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: they had chat lines. So the girl, it was the
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: teenage girl and her mother. She, her and her mother
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: moved to this place. And she was like 14, 15
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: and got on the chat line and was talking to
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: this grown ass man. Talking about, oh, I'm 25 and
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: I'm a woman, you know. So they started talking, started corresponding.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: This motherfucker turned out to be a fucking serial unalive
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  Speaker 1: and started stalking her. And the movie ended with her.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: You remember how J-Lo wasn't enough?
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: It was like that in fucking Lisa. They had to
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: go in. Lisa had to whoop ass. He started stalking
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: the girl and her mother to the point where they
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: had to unalive him.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: How the hell did he end up finding her?
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Because I think he was a photographer or something. And
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: she fucked up and gave him her location. And he
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: was outside in his car watching.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Tell me something. I see you, Lisa.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Mm.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: She was in it.
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: Mm.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Mm.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: He tracked her down, tracked her mother down to her house,
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: and the nigga was in the bushes outside, got in
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: the house, was all up in her room sniffing the
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: panties and shit.
• 16:43
  Speaker 7: Ew.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: That movie was wild. Lisa came out, I think, in 92.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: With Stacey Keenan.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: That's insane. S-A-T-S-A-S-T-A-C-I.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Keenan.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: I remember. See, y'all know I be knowing my obscure
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: references and shit.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. And shout out to the.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Person in the comments from one of the questions of
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: this past week. When I made that Drew Barrymore reference
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: about the little kid setting fires and biting them.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Fire started with Drew Barrymore when she was like six.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Little kid setting fires. She been around a long time.
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: Hell yeah.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Drew Barrymore done lived her life.
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: Original child actor. She been around a long time. I
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: love the fact that. that she was able to turn
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: her life around because everything she'd been through, because they
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: had their girl in parties, doing drugs.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Drinking and stuff.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Drew Barrymore was a kid in Studio 54 at 10
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: years old.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: No, she was like 7 or 8. She was younger
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: than me.
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: She was hanging out with Michael Jackson in Studio 54.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: They sent her to rehab before she was 16. Drew
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Barrymore done lived up life.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: She done lived up life. And she seems to be
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: doing very well now. But she cleaned herself up. She
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: got older.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: She's went into acting. Her show, I think, is still on.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I don't think it got canceled.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Her talk show is still on. She be up
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: on them people like, so. I like Drew Barrymore. Tell
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: me about your secrets. I've always been a fan. She's
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: always the quirky one. I love Drew.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: The silly little quirky one.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: She one of us, y'all. Mm-hmm. Love me some Drew Barrymore.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: If you see this, hey, Drew.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: She one of us.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Bring us on the show.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Well, come on. Wait, come on.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: You can sit close to me, Drew. I don't mind.
• 18:13
  Speaker 7: And then call Jennifer Hudson and tell her I just
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: want to come down to Spirit Town.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: All right, shake this down. Don't be in there trying
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: to pop lock and drop. I am.
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: I'm going to be like Erica Alexander was last week.
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: She kept walking up to people like.
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: I love Erica Alexander she seemed like she's such a
• 18:33
  Speaker 7: dope person yeah yeah like no Maxine Shaw no that
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: was her real personality like she seemed like she's so
• 18:39
  Speaker 7: dope she said I've been waiting all my life for
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: this she was so excited that's how I.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Would be speaking of Erica Alexander and The Pivot do
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: you know if you saw the movie she did with
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Tracee Ellis Ross did y'all see the Tracee Ellis Ross
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Instagram post with Anderson.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Paak when they had the bobs yes when they was.
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah that was funny I liked that yeah They make
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: me giggle.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: I'm a fan. I love Tracy. We like quirky people
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: over here. Yeah. I'm quirky. I'm a little silly, a
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: little goofy, a little crazy. I like them kind of folk.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: They make me laugh. Sure, friend. I'll smack shit on you.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I ain't even say nothing.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: You ain't going to smack me, bitch.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: I'm going to smack your ass, man. I ain't wrong, bitch.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Love you, bro. You ready for question of the week?
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, shit.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Fuck you, talk a tad. He said, you ain't going
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: to do shit. That's what he said. When you say
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: shit to him, because he normally don't, he be high.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Take him a while. He be like. Take a minute
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: to process it. Where, bro? Like now. Fuck y'all.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Because I'm like, who the fuck this nigga talk to?
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Hey, man.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: The nigga over there, how's your red pussy? At least
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: he caught it, you know. That time.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Y'all ready for question of the week?
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Fuck y'all. Moving along.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: You could come back with the No cause he like
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: to store his up Like pokeballs And they come out
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: all at one damn time.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: No that ain't how it always happen It's not?
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Nah You sure brother? Nah Nah You sure?
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Always got one in the chamber.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Click click boom You're funny. Okay, y'all ready for question
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: of the week? Mm-hmm. Okay, stop question of the week.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: We only do this shit every week. God damn.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: I was looking, I was like, because I think Brandon,
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: he was waiting for it.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: His head turned. My ADD kicked in, sorry. It always does.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: He's a real shady bitch today, man.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: What?
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Shady bitch. Take one to know what happened.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: He said it always does.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Time for question of the week, y'all.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Book, book, book. More fire.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Danny said he got a soundboard for us. Oh, a Dewey. Mm-hmm,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: that he not using. We'll take it.
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: I think he said it may have more mic things
• 21:50
  Speaker 7: in it because he was going to call him a
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: podcast at some point.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: He talked to me about it. Mm-hmm.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: All right, it's your rightful question of the week.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Welcome to the question of the week segment of the show. Hey.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: And on the question of the week segment of the show,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I scour the interwebs, read my TikTok FYP, because where
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: the hell else would I look? I find videos, laugh
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: my ass off at them, save them in our other
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: group chat for topics only, and then pull them up
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: to read for y'all on the show.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Y'all ready? I'm ready. Like the head, head, go. I'm bored.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Tell me.
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: What?
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: What happened, bro?
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Tell me.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Tell me by the time you found out somebody you
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: had a double life. I don't mean my kindergarten teacher
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: was a midnight ballerina because we all have heard that one.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Not a midnight ballerina. Not a sex shooter. So shocking
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: you still can't believe it.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: I'm ready. Not Miss Jenkins' glitter titties. Coming to the stage.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Glitter titties.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Delicious. Yo, they probably sagged to a belly button, bro.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Her name's probably Strawberry Milk. What would your stripper name be?
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Let's start there. If you had a stripper.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Name or an entertainer name, what would your stripper name be?
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: What would your midnight ballerina name be?
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: We're not just going to slap it. Fucking strawberry milk.
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: My God Help me Lord What's wrong with strawberry milk.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: I have no idea what my stripper name would be
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know I don't I have no idea Miss
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Pretty Pussy.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen, I ain't looked that close at the
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: time she flashed me, so.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Now, I remember we was at a party one time.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: We had to pick stripper days for each other. And
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: I think my name ended up being Jiggles or some
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: shit like that. I forgot what it was. I think
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: that's what it was. I think it was Jiggles.
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: I was like, well, that's fitting because, you know, a
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: little jiggle here, a little jiggle here, a little bit
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: of jiggle there.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: J-E-L-O-O.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: It's a vibe. Barbra, what's your stripper name? Baldi Savalas.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, he going to get your ass for that.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: That shit was funny to me. I don't care. When
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: was the first time? Don't look at me. I didn't
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: say nothing. I just asked what the name would be.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: No, no, no. No, yo. She said it was funny
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: to me. It wasn't the first time.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: That sound like she had some bad sex. It was like, yo, that, that, that.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: It wouldn't be the first time. Right? Yo, like, shit.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: Like, I'm a fucking bitch.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Ew.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: It wouldn't be the first time. It's like, that ain't funny.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: It's like, shit, it's funny to me.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: That's all that matters. It's funny to me. That's all
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: that matters. That's all that matters to me, bitch. So, Trevor,
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: what's your stripper name? Hmm.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: Daryl Diggums.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? What the fuck? What? That's a lot.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: And I'm going to come out with some gold glitter smacks.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Like the shorts, like the honey smacks.
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: You're fucking in gold Crocs. I cannot in gold Crocs. No,
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: he going to have on gold boots like the, what's that?
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: The old megas, the Qs.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Qs.
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: He's going to have on them fucking gold combat boots.
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: I pull up at the club VIP. Why must I
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? Nothing
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: but the dog in me.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Daryl Diggum coming to the stage.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Daryl Diggum. Daryl Diggum. I'm getting up and walking out.
• 26:43
  Speaker 7: I hear a name like that. This is not about
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: the end well. It sound like they gonna come out
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: to a country western song.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Like a rhinestone cowboy.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Randall L. Backshot.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Randall Backshot. randall bug shots all right.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Interesting okay here time for the question y'all let's let's let's.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Move past this train train wreck of a sub.
• 27:15
  Speaker 8: Topic i'm bored tell me by the time he found
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: out someone you know had a double life.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: What you mean i don't mean my kindergarten teacher was
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: a midnight ballerina because we all we all have heard
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: that one before I mean, something so shocking you still
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: can't believe it. My grandma found out my grandpa had
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: a completely separate identity in another state when he supposedly
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: died in 1991. But then she saw him alive on
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: the Price is Right in 1996. wearing a Hawaiian shirt
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: and bending on a grandfather clock. She tracked down the episode,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: found out he was living in Arizona under a different name,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: and discovered he had become a competitive Elvis impersonator and
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: married a woman who looked almost exactly like her. The
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: wildest part was that my grandmother never confronted him. She
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: just mailed him a picture of his own gravestone with,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: you owe me $ 600 for this, written on the back.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: A money order arrived two weeks later with no return address.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: What in the entire fuck?
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: Why would I turn his ass into the FBI after
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: I got my 600?
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: What in the hell?
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: This nigga had to fake his death. What did you
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: do to this nigga?
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Nigga, just don't post me. God damn. He faked his death.
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: What did you do to this nigga for him to
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: have to fake his death?
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: You know you faked your death and then took your
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: stupid ass on the prices, right? Oh, man. She ain't
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: gonna recognize me. It's been five years. What in the hell?
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: She was in the kitchen making tuna fish and one
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: of the kids was like, Mama!
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Pop up on the TV!
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: He dirt-faced!
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: Rufus!
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: I'm a dirty son of a bitch!
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Yo.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: First of all, if you faked your death, why, nigga,
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: the price is right? You know everybody wants the.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Fucking price is right, yo.
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: The FBI and the police may or may not get
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: an anonymous video of his episode.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: You motherfucker. Especially if they paid out insurance and shit. Yes,
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: that is fraud. That's fraud. You're going down, Rufus. That's
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: definitely fraud.
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: Stinking bitch. Why would, why? I guess, I guess the
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: thing for today is dumbass criminals.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: It is. Next one. I'm bored.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Tell me by the time you found out someone you
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: knew lived a double life. I found out my dog
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: takes rides with the neighbors on their ranger and they
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: bring him home before we get home.
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: You ain't going to leave me here by myself all
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: goddamn day.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Where y'all going at?
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: Chase me outside like, she ain't home. I know we
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: was talking about that.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: I need to get away from here. I need a break.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: I remember we was talking about sleeping with the barber
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: and shit like that. Nigga, your dog, bro? shit without you.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: My dog got cross in her blood too. I get it.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Nah, yo, fuck that. Yo, yo, fuck you, Fido. Yeah, yeah.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Not Fido.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Had him, had him give you your goddamn suppositories and
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: feed you treats.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Suppositories?
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: Because it's over over here.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Fuck you, Fido. Take your ass on a ruffle, sister.
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Let's see if they scramble you eggs in the morning.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Could you imagine getting off, like going out for lunch
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: and pulling up next to your neighbor's car and you
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: see your dog with the tongue.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Out? Ooh.
• 30:36
  Speaker 7: They gonna come back over there like they kidnapped him.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad you home. They was trying to steal me.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Yo, that's fucked up. You a person that even get dog, nigga.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Your dog goes with the neighbors while you out, nigga.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: What you do to your dog? You get off at 4.30,
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: the dog back in the yard at 3.30 like....
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Out here like out here rolling in grass and shit
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: to make sure he smell like outside and he don't
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: smell like the neighbors like.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: They give him the dog grilled cheese and shit come back.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Like you open the open the back door and let
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: him in he like why you smell like.
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: Macaroni and cheese next one I'm.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Bored tell me about a time you found out someone
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: you knew lived a double life An older friend told
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: me that in the 90s, her daughter answered an ad
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: in the newspaper and got hired as a photographer. For
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: over a decade, she traveled around the world taking all
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: of these beautiful pictures and sharing them through email with
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: her parents. She would be gone for two to three
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: months at a time, being home for a month, and
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: then she would leave again. When traveling, she always had
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: different numbers she called for him. She recently told her
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: mom that all those years she was working for the
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: CIA as a spy, and she can now talk about
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: it because X amount of years have passed. She really
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: did respond to an ad in the newspaper. She took
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: two lie detector tests and got hired.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Wow. Wow. What in the Evelyn Salt you got going on?
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: Damn. What's going on? Sheesh. How the fuck?
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: How the fuck? An ad in the newspaper.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: Yo, I don't know.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: You're not a photographer. You're a spy.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: We want you to find out. It's like, bitch, I
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: came for this shit and.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Then you're talking about, oh, that's going to take a
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: lot of time.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: What the fuck? We're taking a lot of time.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: To take some pictures?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Am I taking pictures of Beyonce and KZ?
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: I know you're taking a lot. What the fuck is
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: going on?
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: What in the... I didn't sign up for this.
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: I came to take pictures and you want me to
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: go find out the sequel formula to the Krabby Patty?
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: Pranked him and tried to get that shit for you.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I saw a video on Facebook the other day. of
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: a woman who did actually work for the CIA. And
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: she said that for years, no one in her family knew.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: But her eldest daughter found out when she was a
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: kid because the eldest daughter played with the daughter of
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: her boss. And the daughter's, the boss's daughter told her daughter,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: you know, our parents were together at the CIA. She
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: swore her daughter to secrecy and the eldest daughter never told.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: But when she finally retired from the CIA... She told
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: the rest.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Of her family.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: She said her father knew and her husband knew, but
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: nobody else knew. And she said the night before her
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: retirement party, she told her other four kids because she
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: wanted them to come to her retirement party at the CIA.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: But prior to that, no one knew except for them.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: That's insane.
• 33:39
  Speaker 7: Can you imagine a parent telling you they was a
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: deadbeat because they was working for the CIA?
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Holy shit. I knew it. I used to come by
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: and watch you while you were in class.
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: Where do you think that little unicorn came from that
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: was on your pillow when you came home?
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: That was me.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: That was me. I always watch you, son. I'm not
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: a deadbeat. I was just at work.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: My bad. Don't be giving these niggas a blue front, yo.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not as bad. Oh, child, they lie anyway.
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: You be like Miss Pat Baby Daddy on the show
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: talking about he was in the secret, secret service.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: The next one ain't good. The secret service don't know
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: shit about us. Oh, he was part of B613. Mm-hmm.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: I'm bored.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Tell me about a time you found out somebody you
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: knew lived a double life. My fiance told me that
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: he was in the military and traveled to different bases
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: every week. When he came to see me, he was
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: in uniform, so I believed him. Turns out he was
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: actually a waiter at a restaurant and was married. I
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: know you fucking lying.
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: Boy, I would have went in that restaurant and complained
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: about every goddamn thing in there. And then I would
• 34:42
  Speaker 7: have said he was mean and rude to me. And
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: he told me that he was going to follow me home.
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: He was going to get my address from my credit
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: chart some kind of way. And then I'm just devastated.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: They burned all this over some free breadsticks, y'all.
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: I'm just devastated. And I think I saw him spitting
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: my Coke. You're going to be a fried bitch today.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Fooling with me damn yo.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Next one damn yo I'm a liar you're a liar.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Hold up yo cause how the fuck it's about to
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: get a little dark how the fuck you get like
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: how you get how these niggas be starting like these
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: new lives and shit and then be keeping it like
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: oh just keeping it cool until that moment that they
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: be like so.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: People can genuinely compartmentalize I want Texas Roadhouse.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: Fuck this in the mouth, bitch.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Next one. I'm bored.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Tell me about a time you found out someone you
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: knew lived a double life. I got new office furniture.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: My boss called to request third shift maintenance to assemble it.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: That third shift maintenance worker was Jeffrey Dahmer. This was
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: about one year before he was discovered to have been
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: a serial unaliver. I am still shook to this day.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Baby, that is scary.
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: Y'all will be in therapy. for the rest of my
• 36:01
  Speaker 7: damn life knowing that I was this close.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: To losing my life.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, he only unalived gay men and romantic partners,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: so as a woman, she would.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Have been safe.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: She'd have been safe.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: You're right.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: It's still scary, though.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: As hell.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: But technically it says if she worked on the day
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: the supervisor called for thorough shift maintenance to do it
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: she wouldn't have interacted probably would have like seen him
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: in passing but they probably wouldn't have interacted long enough
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: for like hey good morning how you doing good to
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: see you and he would have went off on his
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: bit he was still like.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: I know you was that close to him. Yeah, man.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: I remember that weird guy.
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: He was the one that ate people and stuff, wasn't he?
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm. He was.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: He was.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Storing people in drums in his house and stuff.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: Jam. He was like, yo, that's that weird guy from work. Mm-hmm.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: He was boiling something. And he was like, oh, it's
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: just some necks. And it was real fucking necks. It
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: wasn't no chicken. It wasn't no turkey neck. No turkey necks.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: That was Andre Jones' neck.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Mm-mm.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Next one. That is scurvy. I'm bored. Tell me by
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: the time you found out someone you knew lived a
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: double life.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: That's weird.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Very.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: My great-great-grandfather traveled between England and Toronto for work six
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: weeks in each place at a time. My great-grandma, Ruby,
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: told me that when she was older, she found out
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: he had a mirror family. Same amount of kids, all
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: with the same names in order as her family.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: What the hell?
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: That's weird as fuck. That is weird that it just
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: so happened.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Ruby, meet your half-sister Ruby. Jimmy, meet your half-brother Jimmy. Lisa,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: meet your half-sister Lisa. At least you won't get the
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: kids' names mixed up.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: You're right about that. Because they all got the same name.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: Lisa, Lisa, and Carl John.
• 37:59
  Speaker 7: Ooh, baby, I think I love you from head to toe.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Funny one to break this up. I'm bored.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Tell me about a time you found out somebody you
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: knew lived a double life. I found out that my
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: pet chicken used to go off through town to fight
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: a man he hated.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Pet chicken? Yeah. I know you fucking lie. Like the
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: chicken that used to fight Peter. That was the joke.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. That just went right over Sean. We
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: gonna pass that. But after Aaron got it, I guess
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: he laughed. But yeah, that was, yeah.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Nope. Next one. I'm bored.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Tell me by the time you found out somebody you
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: knew lived a double life. My friend found out her
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: mom had a second identity for almost 15 years. Different
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: last name, different social media, different group of friends, the
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: whole thing. But she wasn't cheating or haunting another family.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: She had been secretly attending weddings, funerals, and family reunions
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: with people who thought she was their long-lost cousin. Apparently,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: she accidentally got mistaken for someone at a wedding years ago,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: and instead of correcting them, she just kept going back.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: What the hell? Leslie? Leslie Dana Thomas? No, my name's Saluda.
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: Nope. Baby, now she was St. Clair at Overton's class reunion.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Oh! did you say Helen?
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: I thought you said Helen.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Of course I'm Helen.
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: That's wild.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Little Chase is going off. Next one. I'm bored.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Tell me about a time you found out someone you
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: knew lived a double life. My son's best friend and
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: kindergarten's parents were bank robbers. When I was interviewed by
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: the FBI, they asked what kind of parties they had.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I was like, um, Blue's Clues.
• 40:07
  Speaker 7: You just figured out Blue's Clues because you are very smart.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: No, the fuck she ain't. No, the fuck she ain't.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: You're not very smart, baby. That is insane. But my
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: thing is... Damn, bank robbers?
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: How the fuck? They were setting it off.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: No, but what I'm saying is, it's like, yo, how you.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: What's the fucking procedure when you got a gun in
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: your hand?
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: Yo, she had to die like that.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Right, yo? Poor Frankie. I need that money! Lord, poor Sean.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: He just wanted her baby back. Right. Next one. I'm bored.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Tell me by the time you found out somebody you
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: knew had a double life. I was trafficked as a teenager.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: My best customer was my high school principal.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: What in the hell? Jesus.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: All around me every day. I hope they in jail now. Mm-mm.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: That's a whole lot of whole lives. Silence. Okay.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: That's dramatic.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: You walk in school and see this motherfucker?
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Hey, Mr. Darcy.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Mm. Fucking creep. Um, yeah. I'm bored.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Tell me about a time you found out somebody you
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: knew lived a double life. I dated a man for
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: two years and I mean, he stayed at my house.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: He met my son and was fabulous to me and
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: my son. All the things your spouse would do. On
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving and my parents, I ran out to the car
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: to grab a sweater and heard vibrating and found a
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: phone under the driver's seat and answered it.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: It was his wife. She thought I was an office
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: worker answering his phone. Wow.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: I don't like this. This is my man.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: This, like I said.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Would you like to pull up? I feel like we
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: should set him up.
• 42:21
  Speaker 7: I'm going to go right here like almost Christmas and say,
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: we got a special guest.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: And then you're going.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: To meet grandma.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: Hey, honey, your phone was in the car. It was ringing.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: You might want to answer that. Sounds important. It rang
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: a few times. Yeah. It's your wife.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: Your wife. Like I said, I think she suspects something.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: I don't understand.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Your wife.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I don't get it. I don't understand the logistics.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Some people can live them double lives, child.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: That's insane. That's crazy.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: That's too much work, man.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: I be calling motherfuckers by the wrong name.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: That's too much work. That's why that nigga got a
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: mirror family.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Right. They all got the same names. You can't fuck
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: them up. They're in the same order. Everybody about to
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: be baby, bookie, boo-boo.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: They all look semi-similar because they all came out your nuts. So,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, hey, when we run and mess the names up. Hey,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Jennifer July.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: It's Jan Dad.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: You knew who I was talking to. You with the
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Jan name. Little bitch, come here. Shit. What are y'all?
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: Next one.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: I'm bored.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Tell me by the time you found out somebody you
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: knew lived a double life. My husband and I lived
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: a very frugal life. When we got divorced, we had
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: to complete financial disclosures. He turned out to be a millionaire.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow. Wow.
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: How do you have to submit a financial disclosure when
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: you get married?
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Assets. The breakup asset. Marital assets. So what, they got
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: a prenup or something? Well, no.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, when people get divorced, you have to bring...
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: have proof of your income with some people. Some people
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: will hide assets of things that they have during the wedding.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: If you're supposed to split stuff 50-50 in certain states,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: you have to come up with a full financial disclosure
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: of your everything.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: And apparently, he was a millionaire the entire time. Oh,
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I thought you were saying I missed the
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: divorce part. Yeah. I missed the divorce part. I'm hearing
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: my husband married. Sorry. I had a moment, Joe. I
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: have those from time to time. Yep. All good. A
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: little brain farty fart. It's okay. Speaking of brain farts,
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: next one. I'm bored.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Tell me by the time you found out someone you
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: knew had a double life. Not a double life per se,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: but my grandma was a nun. One day, the nuns
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: went to the movies and she just left.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: She was like, yeah, I'm over it. I'm over it. Yeah,
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: I can't do it.
• 44:50
  Speaker 7: I got all this long, luxurious hair underneath me and
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: I'm hiding this shit.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: I got a nice ass, I got a good.
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: Ass fro like Sister Mary Clarence under this motherfucker. I'm
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: not going to keep hiding my hair. I'm built like
• 45:03
  Speaker 7: Pam Green. Black coat.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Coffee.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: I'm hiding my shape under this tight ass, hot ass,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: thick as cold peanut butter.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Under this habit.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: You said coffee. That was good.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Sheba, baby.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Next one. I'm bored. Tell me by the time you
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: found out someone you knew lived a double life. My
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: great uncle will always come up with these fantastic stories
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: about his involvement with intelligence agencies.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: And we were like, yeah, sure, sure, sure.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Your autobiography is going to be called Where I Wasn't
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: and have you as the main character in a bunch
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: of conspiracy theories. Then at his wake, eight years ago,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: there were massive bouquets from each intelligence agency and a
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: huge arrangement from a national retired intelligence officers group and
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: a bunch of feds in suits. Turns out some of
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: those stories might have been a little bit true.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Now look at you. Ego in your face. Looking stupid
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: with your stupid ass.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: Hey, yo.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Old bitch ass bitch.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: But what?
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Uncle Eddie was telling the truth, y'all. Y'all gonna doubt that, man.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: But what if he wasn't?
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Now I understand why. What was it? The dumb folk.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Acting truth. Not acting truth. My whole line isn't anyway.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, just to put it, just to stick it
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: to the little bitch one more time. Yeah, bitch. Yeah,
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: it was real.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: You throw it.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: Bitch ass nigga. Who's going to doubt me, motherfucker?
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Stinking bitches.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: What you going to believe? Me or your lying ass
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: ass niggas? Oh, shit.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Let's do a couple more. This is actually a good topic.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: We might actually come back to this next week. Because
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: this is a good one. My daughter's soccer coach was
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: arrested for a 24-foot shit.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: I forgot to read the prompt. I'm bored.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Tell me by the time you find out someone you
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: knew lived a double life. They got to come out.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: My daughter's soccer coach was arrested for a 24-year-old cold
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: case murder over the summer.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: Bro, I ain't going to hold you.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: What?
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: That is not what I thought you was going to
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: do the first time you read that shit. Because it
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: was like, yo, you just stopped. Like, you just read some, like,
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: abominable shit.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because, nigga, I heard 24. I was like, oh, shit.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: Like, wait, 24 what? Wait a minute. Damn.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: No, honestly, I don't even know why my mind went. Like,
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: my mind went that dark, though, because you said it
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: was dark. But damn. How the fuck are you caught
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: after 24 years, though, nigga? Like, at that point, I
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: wouldn't even be in the same fucking state. Yeah. Oh,
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: y'all some dumbass criminals, y'all. I hate the fuck.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We're going to definitely come back to this next time.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: That nigga, yo.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: This is a good one. Yo, you kill somebody, you
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: still stay in the goddamn city. You the soccer coach
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: for your duelist team. Talk about some... Coach Williams? We'd
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: like to speak with you, sir. Come on outside, bro.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: What happened? Somebody go miss it? Yeah, the lady you
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: unalived on your date back in 1974.
• 48:12
  Speaker 7: Like, damn.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Niggas trying to take over running.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: And then, and cue, yo, cue the sitcom, yo, cue
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: the sitcom music. Like, what's going to happen next?
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Like, trying to juke the cops on the football soccer field.
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: The kid, the kid who he keep pulling out of
• 48:28
  Speaker 7: the game, stuck his foot out and tripped him.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: Let's do a couple more.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: I'm bored. Tune back.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Tell me about a time you found out somebody you
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: knew lived a double life. My friend's ex-husband faked his
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: own unalivement to end an affair he was having.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: Again, nigga, the amount of work.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Hi, this is Nurse Williams from Presbyterian Hospital. We have
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: a John Davis here. You're saved in his phone as
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: the top contact as my love. I regret to inform
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: you that he has He was in a car accident.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: That's why you're in the background like, how he die? Right. Oh, God, no, please.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: I think, man, were you his? That's his mom. Yeah.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: We're in Presbyterian In Albuquerque, New.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Mexico Yeah, yeah, sorry Albuquerque, New Mexico You can't come
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I know you're in New Orleans And yeah, it's too
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: far to travel But How the fuck Yeah, his.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Mom's here I recently just We gotta go Wait a
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: minute How the fuck he get to Albuquerque?
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: I was like.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Questions that need answers, right? I just recently Baby, I'm
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: back And I'm committed to all of you I was
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: gonna do a rough time Oh yeah I just recently
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: Pop up with someone I was watching this story I
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: was doing.
• 49:53
  Speaker 7: Online And then the story, the girl was like, she
• 49:58
  Speaker 7: had sent a text message to this one chick asking
• 50:00
  Speaker 7: the chick if she was meant to wear her baby daddy.
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: And the chick came back out of her mouth for
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: a slick like, yeah, I love him. He'd do anything
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: for me and I'd be driving your car.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Now what?
• 50:10
  Speaker 7: She said, oh, I was just reaching out to one.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: She was like, you on too much.
• 50:14
  Speaker 7: I was just reaching out to wonder why you ain't
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: show up at his funeral last Saturday. She was like, huh?
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: What? Oh, my God.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Please call me.
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: Please.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Please call me. She blocked it. Well, I said, well,
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: it was you. This is love. And ain't nobody think
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: to call you until you. He got dead. Oh, so
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: much for that one. Sugar.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: That's another thing. Like, you don't only like, oh, you're
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: the other. You're the other person. And then your person died.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: How you going to find out?
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: When you see him on the press, right? 30 years
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: later or something. On Facebook. Right. Rufus Jones. Somebody done
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: posted the damn obituary. Hell.
• 50:57
  Speaker 7: Now, how about dating somebody who was supposed to be
• 51:00
  Speaker 7: divorced only for them to die and you found out
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: that they were still legally married?
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: You got to do your own research on these niggas.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: All right, last one. Last one. We're going to come
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: back to this one. This is a good one.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: We're going to come back to this one next week.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to save this. I'm going to delete this one.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: I'm bored.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Tell me by the time you found out somebody you
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: knew lived a double life. I found out my mom's
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: 65-year-old sugar daddy was paying our bills for the majority
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: of my childhood.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. OP's comment. Okay. Mom got to do what mom
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: got to do.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: Hey.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Really? Hey. Really?
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Hey.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Hey, Willie. And be like it.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: I could have told you.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Shit, let's get this shit over with. Am I something
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: like that new Game Boy Advance?
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. That's it. Uh-huh.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Yo, you're doing it, Willie.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: That's it right there, boy. You ever wonder why your
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: mama used to beat you up? You found that hole
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: in the.
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: Wall, huh?
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: You put your thing down, flip a Denver. Let's go, baby,
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: to the hole in the wall. Hey, hey, the blues
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: is all right.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: Get the fuck out of here.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: And that includes Question of the Week.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: Get the fuck out of here.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Meet me with your black drawers on.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: Little nigga come home from the movies and shit, and
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: you got that nigga over there that just bust your
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: mother down sitting on the couch. Stomach out and shit. Ew.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: What's going on next? I don't even know how to
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: respond to that. That's a whole lot, a whole lot
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: of baby. But you said it. No, I didn't. I'm
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: talking about her.
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: She said, I'm talking about the guy there. This whole
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: top bro come out. I was like, And two seasons ago,
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: that's what she called the Velveteen World.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying. Before we get started, if you have any.
• 52:53
  Speaker 8: Questions, comments, topic ideas, movie ideas, documentaries, some true crime,
• 53:04
  Speaker 8: or anything else you just want to hear us discuss
• 53:06
  Speaker 8: on this here podcast, even if it's about whether you
• 53:10
  Speaker 8: put on your socks.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Or shoes first, You can reach us via email.
• 53:18
  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm. We are askwanderpod at gmail.com. That is A-S-K-W-A-N-D-A-P-O-D at gmail.com.
• 53:27
  Speaker 7: We are all over Beyonce's internet. Who blew Ivy's Wi-Fi.
• 53:33
  Speaker 7: Rumi's IP address. Mm-hmm.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: I've been leaving a child out. Oh, Sir's mainframe. Mm-hmm.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: You only got three of them. Jay-Z on the admin. Yeah.
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: Why the fuck would that be a question? What?
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: What?
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: If you put your socks on before you shoot.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: It was a question. We asked that question. We asked
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: that question.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: See, this is what.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Happens when you eat edibles.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: No, no, you said, no, that one was like before
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: you put your pants on.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. We also did sock, sock, shoe, shoe, Aaron.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: Or sock, sock, sock.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Bro, we didn't send you detox. Or sock, shoe, sock, shoe.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: It was some, y'all ask that question. Mama Tina is
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: in the back making gumbo. You look real confused. You
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: were sitting here on the conversation. And Aaron is in
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: the back eating edibles.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: Come and see it now. Come and see it.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: There was a bodega. A whole few states away. There
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: is a bodega here. Somebody opened a bodega, I think,
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: down by Fell's Point. Lord Jesus. It's black owned. Anyway,
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: let us know.
• 54:42
  Speaker 7: Oh, we are Wine and Audacity Podcast on Facebook and YouTube,
• 54:45
  Speaker 7: because I sure forgot that last episode.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: Don't forget the ampersand.
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: We are WandaPod on the tickety-tock, the X, the threads,
• 54:56
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• 54:58
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• 55:03
  Speaker 7: Let us know if you want to be anonymous or
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: use a pseudonym, if you want to be a superhero.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: This week and want to be Go-Go Gadget or some shit,
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 55:13
  Speaker 7: If you identify as a unicorn, if you're going to
• 55:17
  Speaker 7: use your first name, last initial, if your pronouns is
• 55:22
  Speaker 7: that bitch.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: Go-Go Gadget that bitch.
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: Or if you want to use your good mid name
• 55:28
  Speaker 7: like the one that your mama gave you at the
• 55:30
  Speaker 7: hospital that you may or may not like.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Because in the words of Sheree Whitfield... Circle of Real
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Housewives of Atlanta. Many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many,
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: many moons ago. Joggers. Summer, spring, fall. Who gonna check you, boo?
• 55:53
  Speaker 7: Okay, I'm going over to Reddit to my Am I
• 55:57
  Speaker 7: the Asshole thread.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: I ain't been there in a while.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: It's been a while.
• 56:04
  Speaker 7: Am I the asshole for refusing to raise my sister's
• 56:07
  Speaker 7: baby even though my whole family calls me selfish now?
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: Girl, fuck them, because why ain't one of them volunteer
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: to raise her? That part.
• 56:14
  Speaker 7: So, my 29 female half-sister, 16, is four months pregnant.
• 56:19
  Speaker 7: And within like a week, my stepmom decided the easy
• 56:21
  Speaker 7: fix was for me and my fiance, 34 male, to
• 56:24
  Speaker 7: just adopt a baby instead of her. I've known since
• 56:28
  Speaker 7: I was a teenager that I never wanted kids. My
• 56:30
  Speaker 7: fiance feels the same. We've got two cats and a
• 56:33
  Speaker 7: whole quiet life built around not having them. But none
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: of that mattered once my stepmom got the idea in
• 56:38
  Speaker 7: her head. My sister told me first because she trusts
• 56:41
  Speaker 7: me most. So I've literally been the one taking her
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: to appointments while everyone else was apparently planning my future
• 56:48
  Speaker 7: behind my back.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Then it got so much worse.
• 56:52
  Speaker 7: My stepmom brought it up in front of our entire
• 56:55
  Speaker 7: extended family at my engagement dinner. Saying I basically owe
• 56:59
  Speaker 7: it to my sister since I'm more stable than her
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: and she still has her whole life.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: Ahead of her. My sister burst into tears and ran
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: from the table.
• 57:07
  Speaker 7: My dad wouldn't even look at me and I just
• 57:10
  Speaker 7: sat there frozen until my fiance pulled me outside. Now
• 57:13
  Speaker 7: my stepmom's whole side keeps texting me nonstop, calling me selfish.
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: My dad suddenly acts like family is supposed to sacrifice
• 57:20
  Speaker 7: everything for family, and my sister thinks I embarrassed her
• 57:23
  Speaker 7: on purpose, like this is somehow my fault instead of
• 57:27
  Speaker 7: the one time I said no. I love my sister,
• 57:30
  Speaker 7: I really do, and I'll support her in every way
• 57:33
  Speaker 7: except being a mother overnight to fix a mistake that
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: isn't mine.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: But the guilt trips are.
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: Nonstop, and honestly, I'm scared I'll crack just to make
• 57:41
  Speaker 7: the fighting stop.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: So.
• 57:43
  Speaker 7: Am I the asshole for refusing to adopt my sister's
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: baby and not saving a situation that I never created?
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: No. Absolutely the fuck not. Let's get out of here
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: with that bullshit, man.
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: All the people that's calling you selfish and got so
• 57:55
  Speaker 7: much shit to say, none of them stepping up and volunteering.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: And it sounds to me.
• 57:58
  Speaker 7: Like the little sister actually wants to keep the damn
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: baby since she was so embarrassed in the first damn place.
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: But the stepmom don't want the responsibility of helping her
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: raise that child because that's what is going to end
• 58:07
  Speaker 7: up happening, especially if they want that girl to finish
• 58:09
  Speaker 7: school and all of that other stuff like that. And
• 58:11
  Speaker 7: your daddy is a pussy. Because he didn't defend you.
• 58:15
  Speaker 7: He didn't stand up for you or nothing. Because he
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: don't want the responsibility of raising another child either. So
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: they're trying to put it on you. They know you
• 58:21
  Speaker 7: don't want children. And they thinking they going to guilt
• 58:23
  Speaker 7: trip you into taking that child and raising that child.
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: And who's to say that the system won't come back
• 58:27
  Speaker 7: trying to get the baby from you eventually. And you
• 58:30
  Speaker 7: done spent all this time, effort, and love raising this child.
• 58:33
  Speaker 7: We've all seen it happen. Even though you may legally
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: adopt a child. But I feel like they going to
• 58:37
  Speaker 7: try to pull some shit like, oh, you just get
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: custody and take care.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: Of the child up until this amount of time. Yeah.
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: And then she can come back and take the baby
• 58:43
  Speaker 7: from you. No, you are not the asshole. Everybody else
• 58:46
  Speaker 7: is the asshole. I would tell all them people to
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: kiss the blackest part of my ass.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: Would. After I get gas. Damn.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: People always got something to say. They always got fucking commentary,
• 58:58
  Speaker 7: but don't have no solutions.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Fuck y'all.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: Wait, I mean, there was a solution.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: The solution is for them to kiss my ass. That's
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: the solution. Well.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: But, yo, that shit.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: You are not the asshole, sis.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah. asshole. That shit crazy. It's always the generous people
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: that you shit it on the most. And you be like,
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: what the fuck I do to deserve this shit?
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not that asshole. Live your life without them kids.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: Fuck them kids. that ain't your, that's not your responsibility.
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: You wasn't in the bedroom with her.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: At all.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: You wasn't holding her legs up like, yo.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: Hit it this way. You wasn't letting nobody roll a doggie.
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: Right, yo, so yeah, not your monkey, not your show babe.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: And if they try to drop the baby off with
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: you or claim that you agreed to something which you
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: did not, take, call DCFS. Matter of fact, I will
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: call DCFS or social services or whatever it is in
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: your local area and tell them what the family is
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: trying to do and get it on record. So that way,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: if they do try to... That ice cream truck loud
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: as shit.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 7: It is.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: Look, you see me?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: What the fuck is that?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: They playing Christmas music today. Right.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: If they try to get you on the alley, you
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: already got a record of it with the local government.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: Block them people that's calling you selfish because fuck them.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: The long way.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: Because they could, I mean, just like.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: If they cared that much, they would take the baby in.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: Agreed.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: I'm going to be honest with you.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: I think because she was always a pushover. I mean,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: I don't want to say because she was a pushover, but...
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 6: People think, oh yeah, absolutely. I think that's the best
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 6: part of it. She was so generous and everything. And
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 6: then it was like, all right, so she keep the baby.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: We can still see, y'all can still see the baby.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 6: And then I'll be able to take, I'll be able
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 6: to take the baby off of her, you know, whenever
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: she don't want.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: Girl.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: She don't want to.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what they doing.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 6: But, It was like because you are more well-loved than
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: everybody else.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: What that mean?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: I mean, but that's how, you know, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: That's how it's been spun. I mean, that's how it
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 6: read to me. Like, yo, she the one that got
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: the money.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: You know, she Terry. She Terry. And everybody, you know,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: everybody trying to cousin fake the shit out of her.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: And what Terry saying? Fuck the family.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: Girl, do your life.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: If they bring that baby to you or try to
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: leave that baby with you, take that baby right to
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: the fire department and say, hey, I found this abandoned baby.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: This ain't my child. Can y'all take this baby, please?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Firehouses are safe places. They ain't going to ask no questions.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: They're going to adopt that baby out. Oh, where my
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: baby child? That baby got adopted four years ago. I
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: don't know where the baby at.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, well. Damn It's not Not your monkey Not your circus.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: Oh the fuck That you kept That you kept That
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: up for four You kept the friendship Up for four
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: years And she ain't say Nothing about the baby But
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: right now.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: You want to find out Where the baby at Your
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: guess is as good as mine Bitch.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: I told you I ain't want no baby Where the
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: baby at Uh I had to check the firehouse That
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: closed down last year That's where I left the baby
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: at I don't know Good luck trying to find.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: Him Oh shit Can you imagine that being the way
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: that a woman get back at her baby father? Let's
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: take the baby to the fire station.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: But that's fucked up. But in this case, stop being
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: a fucking pushover. People only can do to you what
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: you allow them to do to you.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: Agreed.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: And in this case, you have autonomy and you have
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: free will. And if you know you don't want kids,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: don't let somebody else or a group of people or
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: a gaggle of hoes try to force you to take
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: over and care for a baby that you, the one
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: that ain't yours, that ain't come out your coochie and
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: ain't your responsibility to handle because your little step-sister, half-sister,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: whatever the fuck she is, decided she wanted to open
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: her legs up to.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: A grown-ass man and get nutted in. Mm-hmm.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: The fuck? I mean.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: You old enough to get nutted in, bro, like.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Look, if you old enough to leave something in there,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: you old enough to come out of it.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: Whew.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: Why is that your problem to fix? It ain't. Moving on.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 7: Heading back over to IG to our good girlfriend, Ms.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 7: Underscore Parker for real.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: Hey, Ms. Parker. Make sure if y'all not following her already,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: make sure y'all go over there and follow.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: Don't confess.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: This is crazy, girl. Repost and all that good stuff.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: Confession. These have become some of my favorites when she
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: posts these.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: I love these.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 7: I took my baby daddy off child support because he
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 7: was $ 3, 000 behind and he told me we could be
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 7: a family.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: You a few fries short of a Happy Meal, ain't it?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: Why would you do that?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 7: Now I'm pregnant with our third child and he has
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 7: another baby on the way with his ex-girlfriend. She's only
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 7: eight weeks along. He's been living with me and helping
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 7: to support as much as he can.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: We are a family. Like a giant tree reaching up
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: to the sky. Growing stronger, growing wiser.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 7: I feel unsettled that he has another baby on the way.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 7: Is it fair to ask him to have her get
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 7: a smorgasbord? I feel like he's having... Like her having
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 7: a baby is going to take him away from me
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: and our daughters. So, basically, his choice would be asking
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: her for a smorgasbord or him going back on child support.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: I feel like even if she says no, at least
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 7: he asked.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: Girl.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 7: What aisle did you purchase your dumb on? Because, let
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: me get this part straight. You had him on child support.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: You took him off child support because he gave you
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 7: that whole we gonna be a family thing. Now clearly
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: he was on child support for a fucking reason. You
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: take him off child support, he owes you $ 3, 000. You
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 7: turn around and get pregnant by him again. After previously
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 7: already having him on child support. On top of you
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: being pregnant, somebody else is also pregnant by him. So
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: that's four children. At this point, because you said this
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 7: is your third, so y'all got two kids already.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, sorry.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 7: You pregnant with the third, the other girl pregnant with
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: the fourth. Or vice versa, whoever was pregnant first. And
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 7: you want him to have this girl get rid of
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 7: her baby so you can keep yours so y'all can
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 7: be a family.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: You need to go see the lady. There's something wrong
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: with you. Go see a couple of them. You're dumb.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: And then you were threatening to put him back on
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: child support. Why'd you take him off in the first place? Like, exactly.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: Because they said they were going to be a family.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: Child, please. We would have been a family while you
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: was in the race. I want all my money.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: I want my family back. Okay.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 7: You got children to think about. And then you go,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 7: I'm still stuck on you getting pregnant again. What is
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 7: wrong with you?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: Pussy management. Horrible pussy management.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: You need good pussy management You need a class You
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: need to talk to somebody You need one of them
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: old aunties To set you down And tell you You.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: Lost your Your rabid ass mind That's what you need The.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: One thing about An ancient nigga Or ancient woman They
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: got good sex That's the one thing They can use
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: to trap.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 7: You They do Put your ass through the mattress Dick
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 7: dumb yo They fighting for their.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: Life Being dick dumb is a thing Good lord.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 7: It is They be fighting for their life, baby. They
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 7: need somewhere to stay, honey.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: They fucking you down to the ground. They pulling all
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: their stops and trips. African fuck squad. Everything, honey.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: You're jumping off the top rope and that's why it is.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: Listen. A lady got her at the Super Bowl. I'm telling.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: You.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: They come in like a wrecking ball. I'm stupid.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 7: A hobo sexual is going to do everything he can
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 7: to make sure he got somewhere to live. It's getting
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 7: cold outside. Baby, all of a sudden he want to
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 7: snuggle and cuddle and shit and he going to.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: Rub your feet.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 7: Come home from a long day of work he got
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 7: you some ramen noodles boiling on the stove he done
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 7: got fancy cut a little onion little egg up little
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 7: shrimp little extra seasoning you know garnishing.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: With a little nigga glitter aka parsley Oh, wow.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 7: They ran you some bubble bath with some Dawn in
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 7: there knowing that's going to tear your coochie cat up.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: Ooh, not to fuck up your pH bath. Baby. Hey,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: you and them motherfuckers just scratching, just they itching. Lips
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: shriveled up like they've been in a pot bowl.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 7: Man, you got to put a fucking vaginal suppository in because.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is... Is that it, sis?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 7: They got to get to that itch that it can't
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 7: never reach.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: You can't never find that particular itch. Is that it?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 7: He trying to find somewhere to stay, honey. He done
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 7: swiftened the floor.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: Is that it?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: He done washed the clothes and.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: Sean.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 7: Huh?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: Is that it? Please say yes.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: I got one more.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: She gonna put that nigga off eating the kids fruit snacks.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 7: Eat a set day and drink up all the powders.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: All the fucking Capri Sun. Eat all them limited edition Oreos.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: They don't sell no more. They don't even sell no more, girl.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: Lord.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: You can't find them nowhere.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: Lord.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Mm-mm. He know all your baby like his corn dogs.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 7: He didn't hate all the fucking corn dogs because he
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 7: didn't smoke three blunts while he was at work.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: No, ma'am.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: He raced the kids whole hard driving, started his own
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: shit in the GTA.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: It don't make no damn sense.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 7: Him and your baby in there arguing because he been
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: on the baby game all goddamn day. And the baby
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: came home and did his homework and now he ready
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 7: to play his game and they fussing. And he telling
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 7: your son he the man of the house and they
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 7: ain't paying. Nan, damn, Bill ain't bought a gallon of
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 7: milk or nothing but that dick good.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: Do better, bitch. Do better. Do better.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: The man in my house and they ain't paid a
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: fucking light bill.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 7: My damn PG & E bill 545 since you been here, bitch.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 7: Because all you do is fall asleep with the fucking
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 7: TV on and got all the lights on in every
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 7: room in the goddamn house because you scared of the dog.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: Bitch ass bitch. Moving along. We going over to Brandon Favre.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: I can't. The six brown half.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: How many times you had to say that shit? What?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: Everything you just said about that nigga with the game.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: How many times you had to say that shit to
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: that nigga? A whole lot. God damn. My former roommate. Oh, shit.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 7: I read y'all the wrong one. I forgot to delete
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 7: that one from last time.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: Yo, she just adding on the whole spirit, bro.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: That nigga probably playing a game right now. Like, what
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: the fuck up, man? Shit.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 7: My boyfriend pissed me off, so I went out to
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 7: do my dirt. I've cheated only twice in our three-year relationship.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, only twice. Oh, how admirable of you, you stupid bitch.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: I met a quiet, skinny tech nerd at the club.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: We clicked.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 7: The skinny, nerdy guy that nobody wanted at the club
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 7: turns out to be the best sex I ever had.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 7: He's funny and employed, and the more time I spend
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 7: with him, the more I like him. I asked him
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 7: if he wanted to take things to the next level
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 7: and be exclusive.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: Him. I fuck women from the club. I don't date them.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 7: The nice and nerdy guy is an act. He's a
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 7: man whore and he's ruthless. I found his real Insta page.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 7: He's a real goon. I want payback, but I'm not
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 7: sure how to get it. He doesn't give a fuck
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 7: about nothing I do. I'm chasing him and I can't
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 7: go out like this.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: Advice.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 7: Girl, not that nigga turn from Urkel to Urkel on
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 7: your dumb ass.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: That's what you get for cheating, you simple bitch. You
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: simple bitch.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 7: Damn, you all stuck on that thing because Urkel put
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 7: you through the mattress of who you thought was Urkel, bitch.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: Don't sleep with them nerds. And this nigga... This nigga
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: really 50 Cent. Remember what they be doing? That's what
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: you get. You don't you got you a good old
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: anime nerd.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 7: This nigga be in there watching shotters and belly.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: Bitch, not Shida. It's not Belly. Not a Bronx tale.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: It's fucking waist deep, man. What's been happening?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: Nah, nah, nah. Not waist deep, nigga.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: Fuck that. Sugar Hill and New Jack City getting inspiration.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: The fuck? You done got your feelings hurt. That's what
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: you get.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 7: That nigga took them glasses off and said.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: Get over here. He got you in the ass. That's
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: what you get for cheating, you simple bitch.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 7: Man, you walk around looking for this nigga in broad
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 7: daylight with a flashlight and he's sitting back laughing. He
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 7: didn't put your panties in a shoebox on the shelf
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 7: like fucking Bill Bellamy in How to Be a Player.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: You's a simple bitch. You get it.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 7: And then you just said this nigga a goon. Man,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 7: you will fuck around and end up in a ditch.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 7: Go on about your business and leave motherfucking Ty alone.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: How the fuck that nigga remain and never stay and go?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: Like, leave the Craviots alone. I don't know.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 7: He probably washed them. No, he probably put some dry
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 7: sheets in there or something there. And I don't know
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 7: why he did this thing. Maybe he put some mothballs
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 7: in there. I don't fucking know. That was a good question.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, because he would pull them out and sniff them.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: I was like, ew, nigga.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: How long have they been there? Babe, listen. You got...
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 7: With your hand out, you simple bitch. That's what happens
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 7: when you cheat.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: I mean... And I hope the boyfriend.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 7: Find out and you really be by your damn self
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 7: with your stupid ass.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: I have nothing to add.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: Nah, yeah, niggas, that was crazy.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: It was, that's why.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 7: You be like, you thought that nigga was fixing hard drives?
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: That nigga is in the dope game. He's selling scramble, coke,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: and smack.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: That's that shit.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: He got the bird flu.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: Nigga, when you think about it, yo, he probably is
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: a drug plug on campus.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to tell you. Who's going to suspect him?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 7: That nigga is in the chess club.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: They be cooking.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 7: The acapella club. He be doing competitions and shit.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: He in the IT group. He in the sorority. He
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: in the sorority. He in the sorority. He in the fraternity.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: He's probably a Q-dove. If you have anything for us,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: feel free to send it out. AskWanderman at gmail.com.
• 1:13:53
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• 1:14:00
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• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: We don't go around them parks. We don't do that.
• 1:14:06
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• 1:14:09
  Speaker 7: There's so many people that want to give it to
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 7: me for free. I ain't about to pay for it.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: Who are you playing?
• 1:14:14
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• 1:14:17
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• 1:15:18
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• 1:15:21
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• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: God.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: Well, our good fathers don't be cussing us out. It's
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: just randoms.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: Don't be afraid, dude. Like, don't be afraid.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: Like, we don't bite. Just know I cuss bad.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yo, that's all.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: I don't get fucked.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: We the cousins, you know? Some of y'all, not all y'all.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: I ain't gonna hold it.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: I don't like most people.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: Sometimes.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: With that being said, we about to go talk to
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: some girls with some CDLs and some BBLs.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: My God, today.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: We'll holler at y'all next week. I think next week
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: is the first episode in October.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: Good Lord. Wait, that's the month. Final episode in September.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: All right. This month does have five. Five Wednesdays. Five Wednesdays.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: Five Wednesdays. But with that being said, we love y'all.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: Thank y'all for watching and we'll holler at y'all next week. Bye.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 7: Later, y'all.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: Bye, y'all.