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San Jose is SCARY! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake your ass up.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Richie. What's cracker like? And this is
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  Speaker 2: the big boss dog, Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle. Bang, boom,
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  Speaker 2: what you gonna do? John Jay and Richie.
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  Speaker 3: We're not talking about Ren 1010.
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  Speaker 2: We're not talking about Lassie.
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  Speaker 1: It's the one and only dog, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: The classy, sassy, big Snoopy Deagle Double Jizzle. In your
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  Speaker 2: face to be and in the place to be. And
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  Speaker 2: you're listening to John.
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  Speaker 4: Jay and Rich. Wake your ass up.
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  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich. Rich Barrett, today's National What
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  Speaker 2: Day today?
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  Speaker 5: It is International Caps Lock Day, where it's a holiday
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  Speaker 5: dedicated to typing everything just like you're yelling at people.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going fine, how are you? My handle seat does
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  Speaker 2: that all the time. It's National, John Jay, Make a
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  Speaker 2: Dog's Day.
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  Speaker 5: Do something special for your 70 dogs.
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  Speaker 2: I will do something nice for my man. Your dog?
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  Speaker 2: And it's National Nut Day. Who here loves nuts?
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, if you could celebrate, you could have almonds, cashews, pistachios. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: those kind of nuts. Yes. Wow, you thought they were D's?
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Ted, what's up, man? You're on the air. Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Long-time listener, first-time calling out of Tucson.
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  Speaker 2: Right on, man.
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  Speaker 3: Just 2,000 guys. I just wanted to weigh in on
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  Speaker 3: Elmer's story about him seeing that tall guy with the
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  Speaker 3: top hat on That's kind of a well-known entity, although
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  Speaker 3: he's usually all black, and he's known as the Hat Man.
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  Speaker 3: And generally, you can get him from dabbling in things like...
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  Speaker 3: He's kind of like an attachment entity, and you can
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  Speaker 3: get him from playing with the Ouija board and stuff
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  Speaker 3: like that. He can start following you through that, so
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  Speaker 3: maybe that's what this guy's dad was dabbling in way
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  Speaker 3: back in the day.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's interesting.
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  Speaker 3: Aaron Rodgers, the football player, he... He actually has experiences
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  Speaker 3: with the hat man ever since he went and did ayahuasca.
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  Speaker 3: So you can look that up. And apparently the hat
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  Speaker 3: man is actually a guy who used to live named
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  Speaker 3: Papa Legba. And he was a voodoo witch doctor.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, first of all, you're talking about Elmer who said
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  Speaker 6: he described everything you just said Elmer said. But it
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  Speaker 6: was a man in white with a white top hat.
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  Speaker 6: You're saying it's real, but it's a guy in black.
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  Speaker 3: Right. And I'm just saying it could be the same
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  Speaker 3: guy just in a, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Switching it up? Switching up his wardrobe? Kyle, you have
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  Speaker 2: your computer open. Can you Google him? What's the guy's name?
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  Speaker 2: What's his name?
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  Speaker 4: Hatman.
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  Speaker 2: Hatman, but also the real name.
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  Speaker 1: Hatman.
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  Speaker 3: Papa Legba.
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  Speaker 2: Papa Legba. I think it's L-E-G-B-A. Hold on. What do
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  Speaker 2: you got, Kyle? Like Papa, P-A-P-A, L-E-G-G-A? Kyle has access
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  Speaker 2: to the World Wide Web. But you can't hear very well.
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  Speaker 2: And we're one of those modern shows. Oh, it's like
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  Speaker 2: West African voodoo. Like he's voodooing our story. One at
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  Speaker 2: a time. One at a time. Ooh, he's scary. That
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  Speaker 2: is a scary guy. I wouldn't want to.
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  Speaker 3: Mess with that. Aaron Rodgers, the football player. Look that
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  Speaker 3: article up.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. This is like the voodoo man.
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  Speaker 3: We got to let Elmer know.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: The good news is, is Hat Man does not come
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  Speaker 2: unless invoked first.
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  Speaker 5: So you have to sort of invite him in, just
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  Speaker 5: kind of like what you said, Ouija board, other.
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  Speaker 2: Ways of doing it. Isn't the man with the hat
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  Speaker 2: the guy that was in charge of Curious George?
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: The man with the yellow hat. But that's the yellow hat.
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  Speaker 2: That's the yellow hat.
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  Speaker 5: So, Ted, there was this thing floating around the internet.
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  Speaker 5: I would say maybe five years ago that people were
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  Speaker 5: seeing the same guy in their dream. And when they
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  Speaker 5: did a police sketch, He was sort of a guy
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  Speaker 5: with a receding hairline. Do you know what I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 5: And everybody would go on the internet and go, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I've seen that guy too in my dream. Just a
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  Speaker 5: dream about a dude.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know who you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 2: So whatever became of that? Just a phenomenon?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure, but I know Hat Man is more
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  Speaker 3: widespread and has haunted lots and lots of people within
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  Speaker 3: the last 30 years that I've seen on the internets. Luckily,
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  Speaker 3: I've never seen him.
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  Speaker 2: Thank God. I don't want to bring him up anymore.
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  Speaker 2: It's like Princess and the Frog, the voodoo man from there.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for calling in, dude. Thank you, Ted. Love you guys.
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  Speaker 3: Been listening for almost 30 years.
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  Speaker 2: God bless.
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  Speaker 3: Have a great day.
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  Speaker 6: I like the way Ted goes, I think I know
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  Speaker 6: what you're talking about. That's not what I'm talking about, Rich.
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  Speaker 6: It was like he was doing some sort of song.
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  Speaker 2: Michael, good morning. You have a scary story, Michael? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 4: I grew up in a neighborhood where it was just haunted.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody had some sort of story about kids at the
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  Speaker 4: end of their bed parties going on when they're in
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  Speaker 4: the shower, things of that nature. But for me specifically, um,
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  Speaker 4: the house I was in, like I lived in the basement,
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  Speaker 4: we had a basement and some, you know, sometimes, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I would just be sitting there watching TV and somebody
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  Speaker 4: would be walking by my door and I'm just, I
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  Speaker 4: would literally get up and be like, hello, is anybody there? So,
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  Speaker 4: One night, like three nights in a row, you know
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  Speaker 4: how you would watch the TV and the station would
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  Speaker 4: go out and the TV would just go blank? Three
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  Speaker 4: nights in a row, I woke up at 2 o'clock
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  Speaker 4: on the dot, and on the third night, I woke
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  Speaker 4: up and I'm like, dude, this is just weird. Why
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  Speaker 4: do I keep waking up exactly at 2 o'clock? And
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  Speaker 4: then the TV is on, it's still illuminating the room,
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  Speaker 4: but I look on the ground and there's this black
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  Speaker 4: shape that almost looked like a dog, but I couldn't
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  Speaker 4: see through it. So I start sitting up and I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: what the heck is that? And it shot into the air.
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  Speaker 4: It almost looked like a white mist and it hit
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  Speaker 4: me in the chest to the point where I went, oof,
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  Speaker 4: and it started shaking me. So I didn't really know
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  Speaker 4: what to do at that point. I just, I think
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  Speaker 4: I started praying and slowly but surely it stopped shaking me.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, that was my scary story. At that point,
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  Speaker 4: I told my mom what happened. She's just like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: ask God not to see these things but man I
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  Speaker 4: was just like other people would spend the night at
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  Speaker 4: their house they would see like a ghost in her
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  Speaker 4: room our dogs would continually like run into corners and
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  Speaker 4: bark at something that wasn't there but it never got physical.
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  Speaker 2: Until that one night that's crazy what city.
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  Speaker 4: Were you in I was in San Jose California oh
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  Speaker 4: San Jose.
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  Speaker 2: And do you know the way to San.
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  Speaker 1: Jose yeah it was close to an Indian burial ground
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  Speaker 1: oh there you go that's all you have to say
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  Speaker 1: for sure messing with some stuff there That's what Poltergeist was, too.
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  Speaker 5: That movie Poltergeist, where they built a subdivision on an
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  Speaker 5: ancient Indian burial ground.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Jesus. All right, Michael.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that was my scary part.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good one, man. Thank you very much, man.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for sharing that. It's the scary story and the
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  Speaker 2: scariest thing that ever happened to you. We're sprinkling them
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  Speaker 2: all the way up until Halloween. And then what? Turkey
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  Speaker 2: stories after that. Scary turkey stories. All the way until Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 2: You got a ghost turkey? We want to hear about
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  Speaker 2: that ghost turkey. We want to hear about it.