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Old Perfume Commercials and Mustaches for November 22nd, 2024 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Just quickly. Bobby Short, who sang that and he also
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  wrote it, was considered the most just the best interpreter
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  of Cole Porter songs in the world at the time.
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  And he performed every weekend, I believe, Saturdays and Sundays
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  or Fridays and Saturdays at the Cafe Carlisle in New
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  York City on the Upper East Side. And I had
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  the opportunity to go see Bobby Short performed. There was
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  this friend of mine in town, and he had this
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  rich woman with him who was his father's girlfriend. And
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  she was very wealthy. She was an heiress to the
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  Tribune fortune as a matter of fact, as Salt Lake
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  Tribune fortune at any rate. Two nights in a row
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  we went and sat and watched Bobby Short because she
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  loved him perform at the Cafe Carlisle, drinking expensive champagne
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  and watching and it was terrific. It was just And
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  then she called Bobby Short over to the table the
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  second night and said, could we give you a ride
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  home in my limousine.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yes, yes you may.
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  Speaker 1: And I got to ride home with Bobby Short and
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  in the backseat of a living limousine to his place.
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  And then then they dropped me off at my dumpy
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  place down in the no I live down in midtown
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  in a place with roaches, but it was That's really
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  a great memory of mine is meeting Bobby Short and
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  he was very nice and he was just a terrific
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  performer as well.
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  Speaker 3: The question is is did he when he performed, did
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  he do the jingle?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he should have.
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  Speaker 3: Don't. You might know me from this, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember. You know, he might have. But I
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  mean people who were there, they were to hear there
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  to hear Cole Porter, mostly Cole Porter songs.
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  Speaker 2: And I wanted to be Charlie.
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  Speaker 1: Those are you know, those are actually really good commercially.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody seemed to like Charlie.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the thing about that ad is that it makes
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  me curious about this person, Charlie. Not the fragrance. I
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  could care less this this person Charlie. Why is everyone so?
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  Speaker 1: But because she's got smell, She's got that something and
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  maybe if you smell like her, you'll have It's kind
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  of wow, kind of now, kind of wild, I don't know, jolly,
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  but they're.
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  Speaker 2: She wears pants, pants, She's a pants girl.
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  Speaker 4: Very effective commercial and none of those ads are their dresses.
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  Speaker 1: Now, the one Little Richard did, the Charlie commercial that
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  Little Richard did, they wear dresses tight, tight, tight.
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  Speaker 2: But Cindy Crawford they call it Cindy. They changed it.
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  Speaker 3: It's not the same, but that is frightening.
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  Speaker 1: And there, yeah it is. It's kind of scary looking,
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  isn't it. And then there's one there is one where
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  they did a male version Chaz and they there's a
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  commercial where I think it's Shelley Hack and some guy there.
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  They were walking on opposite sides of a building and
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  they come around the corner.
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  Speaker 2: Do they run into each other with peanut butter and chocolate?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, except they're each holding a different their own fragrance.
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  You know.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it's you let me, let me find the Chaz.
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  Speaker 1: We're meant to be with each other forever and ever
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  because we smell alike. It's uh. But I just thought,
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  always thought those were very effective commercials. The Meltswore may
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  one is really good, and I don't know, I think
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  that's also.
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  Speaker 2: Show Selik was Chazz Really?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I didn't notice that. I just watched that commercially.
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  Speaker 3: That's a safeguard de odorant.
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  Speaker 2: I'm watching it. Revlon Chaz featuring Tom Sellick.
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  Speaker 3: Really yeah, because I can't find it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's do you want me to send it?
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  Speaker 3: There's Tom Selleck in a right Guard commercial.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, here it is. I mean, how do we
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  get this to you?
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  Speaker 3: M Twitter?
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  Speaker 2: Well it's not. I didn't find it on Twitter, so
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  I email it to email it then.
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  Speaker 1: Uh. But really good commercials. And the Maltwore may one
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  is great. And and I don't think they make Charlie anymore.
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  Speaker 3: They don't, So.
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  Speaker 2: How can I be Charlie if I can't smell like
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  Charlie anymore?
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  Speaker 1: Gina, the cologne would not have helped. No, No, you
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  still wouldn't have been I can't be kind of wow,
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  kind of now, kind of wild. No, you could just
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  walk by, just walk into a restaurant. I just step
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  out of your Bentley.
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  Speaker 3: What is this freedom?
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  Speaker 5: It's a great feeling to do what you want to do,
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  be what you want to be. Jazz, the Jazz have
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  to Shave and Cologne for Men is dedicated to that
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  feeling of freedom.
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  Speaker 6: Worrow.
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  Speaker 5: Jazz for men, It's a great feeling. The jazz carry
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  on Traveler at just eight fifty within five dollars Jazz
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  Purchase at Abraham and s and.
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  Speaker 2: It's Tom Selleck and he was a cowboy.
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  Speaker 1: He is jazz. Yeah, that's not the one I saw yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: It's you look like the Marlborough man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The one I saw yesterday was just some foofy looking
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  guy with and there was a slight jingle with it too,
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  that like this Chad Charlie jingle.
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  Speaker 3: I like this determined Yeah you know, did you feel manly?
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  Speaker 2: Don't you see that? And don't you want to don't
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  you want to be chazz?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: No, no no, I guess he's not getting dirty and everything.
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  I left that behind, Gina. I was raised on a farm.
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  Speaker 2: It's not sexy. You were raised.
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  Speaker 1: Now. They didn't have Tom Sellick voicing that, because it
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  would have been because well, he really wanted if you
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  want to be a real man like.
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  Speaker 4: Me before before Magnum p I and all that, young, young,
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  young Tom Sellick.
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  Speaker 3: He still had the mustache though, of course I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't think he's ever been without it as he Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Mm find me a picture of Tom Sellick with that
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  as much weird?
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  Speaker 1: Does Jilly Mack like his mustache?
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  Speaker 2: She must?
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  Speaker 1: I guess they're still married.
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  Speaker 3: I like to thank this texture, this show is so political.
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  Speaker 1: It is it is We're sorry, We're sorry, We're sorry, sorby.
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  Speaker 3: Kind of you kind of now sorry.
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  Speaker 4: I have a side by side Tom Selick with or
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  without the musk and with the mustache.
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  Speaker 1: Of course he's one of those people. But he looks
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  better with a mustache.
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  Speaker 3: Oh there he is, Mike in Nashville. Chazz's love language
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  is reverse mortgages.
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  Speaker 1: My my ex father in law. He looked better with
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  a mustache, Fred, you.
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  Speaker 3: Mean then tom sellek or without he.
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  Speaker 1: Looked he looked he my ex father in law looked
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  better with a mustache then without a muscle O.
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  Speaker 4: Poster of Tom Selleck taking his shirt off. Now that
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  I'm all these pictures of Tom Selleck, Oh, you.
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  Speaker 3: Don't don't go down that hole.
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  Speaker 1: So somebody in the chat room, there's the there's the
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  Chaz one that I found Carrie. Sobody in the chat
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  Mike and Nashville is unable to get it to open's
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  open here? Some guy sent it.
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  Speaker 3: I can't get audio for some reason in the chat room.
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  It won't let me. But yeah, I don't go down
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  that hole. No, No, Tom Sellick is a right wing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's true, Okay, I won't go down there.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to do that.
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  Speaker 2: There are plenty of good holes I can go.
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  Speaker 3: There are plenty Michael Hutchins, for example, Michael Hutchins holes s.
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  Speaker 1: Try not to think about what he looks like today.
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  Speaker 2: Stop that's horrible.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 6: And chats, Chats and Charlie one for just two dollars,
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  you can get a bottle of Charlie perfumes gray if
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  you buy four dollars worth anything Chance, anything you know, Charlie,
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  Get to know Chess, the clean, gutsy, classic fragrance that
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  smells the way you want to name the smell. Wherever
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  this is, Charlie, there's going to be a chance too.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I got just don't think get.
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  Speaker 6: This special Redlin off now at Hudson's Men's Bar.
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  Speaker 3: Spell like the good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: That's the good stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you smell like two dollars.
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  Speaker 1: It's like Elsha was ten dollars gone.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you had to save to get Elsa Elsa all right,