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74.1: Somebody call 911 · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: The following feature has been rated R by the Motion
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  Speaker 1: and parental discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 2: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 2: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm all out of bubblegum. What's up, and welcome
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  Speaker 3: to Movie Meltdown. I am Brian.
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  Speaker 4: This is Roger. This is.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, it's my turn. You are already going out of order.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to snake you.
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  Speaker 5: This is Misty.
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  Speaker 3: This is Jay. And this is Rod, coming to you
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  Speaker 3: from the new studio, the new Movie Meltdown studio.
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  Speaker 6: The fabulous new studio that's not fully done, but it's
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  Speaker 6: close enough to at least be functional at this point,
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  Speaker 6: which is really all we're looking for.
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  Speaker 4: Super spacious. So spacious that the walls echo.
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  Speaker 3: Definitely a step up from last time. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: We could tie in and say that it actually kicks ass.
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  Speaker 3: We'll get to that. We'll get to that later.
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  Speaker 4: We'll edit that shit out.
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  Speaker 5: I'm awesome when you know it.
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  Speaker 3: Don't hate me.
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  Speaker 4: That was terrible.
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  Speaker 5: Would you expect any love?
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  Speaker 4: At least her shoes don't smell like alcohol. Yeah, lucky.
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  Speaker 7: Me.
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  Speaker 3: Sticky shoes.
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  Speaker 4: Jack holes. Frickin' theater. Unfortunately, I knew at.
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  Speaker 3: One point in my life. Today's feature, which we might
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  Speaker 3: as well already spoil, is going to be Kick-Ass. And
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  Speaker 3: right before the movie started, some jackass behind Misty and
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  Speaker 3: Jay came up behind Roger and his, I don't know who,
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  Speaker 3: the mysterious woman that showed up. And some jackass behind
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  Speaker 3: him dropped a bottle of beer.
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  Speaker 4: You could hear it drop and shatter. And really, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know how you just epically fail that bad. You're
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  Speaker 4: really drunk and you lose all grip control.
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  Speaker 3: The movie hasn't even started yet.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 6: That was the best part. The lights had just gone down.
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  Speaker 3: And you heard... and then as.
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  Speaker 4: It just starts leaking down between my legs as if I.
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  Speaker 8: Had pissed myself I was just like oh god let's fucking.
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  Speaker 3: Move get out of here and he gets up and
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  Speaker 3: he's like.
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  Speaker 8: I mean it's like yeah I was sticking to the
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  Speaker 8: floor already I think maybe that was good to kind
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  Speaker 8: of lube it up so they could break free or something.
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  Speaker 6: Alright good times that's That's the true movie-going experience, right?
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  Speaker 3: I've felt it.
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  Speaker 9: I can't say I've had very many drunken movie experiences.
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  Speaker 9: Some weed experiences. Some smoked-out experiences. I remember going.
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  Speaker 3: To some movies in the late 70s where the whole
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  Speaker 3: room would just be full of smoke. And, you know,
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  Speaker 3: you're 12 years old. You're like, what the hell is
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  Speaker 3: that smell? Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I was born on that smell, so it never really
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  Speaker 5: surprised me.
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  Speaker 7: Wow. Nice, nice.
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  Speaker 3: I got a lot of it this weekend, which I
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  Speaker 3: guess will lead into this week's geek activities.
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  Speaker 4: What did you do?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, there was actually a lot this week. A lot
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  Speaker 6: of activity. The main thing was shifting boxes. Yeah, as
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  Speaker 6: of yesterday, this was completely covered. Where we were sitting
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  Speaker 6: was completely stacked with boxes to the point I had
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  Speaker 6: a path to get through.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah. Nice. Yesterday, pretty much up at dawn, that's
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  Speaker 3: all I did was shift boxes the hell out of
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  Speaker 3: the way so we could actually function.
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  Speaker 6: That kind of sucked. I won't go too much into
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  Speaker 6: the specifics of the other activity that was going on yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: Was it illegal?
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  Speaker 6: No, no. Well, because it doesn't apply to 99.9% of
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  Speaker 6: our listeners. Yesterday, in this town, they had the largest
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  Speaker 6: freaking fireworks display in the country.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They went off late.
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  Speaker 6: We don't have much in the city, but we do
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  Speaker 6: blow more money on fireworks than anybody else in the country,
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  Speaker 6: mind you.
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  Speaker 3: So I double-checked.
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  Speaker 6: They are still stating it is the largest annual pyrotechnic
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  Speaker 6: display in North America.
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  Speaker 4: Ooh.
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  Speaker 3: Exciting. Well, I would never go downtown anymore and get
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  Speaker 3: into that mess. I did watch it on TV, though.
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  Speaker 3: It was actually pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 6: That's the thing. And I haven't been since, what, 10,
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  Speaker 6: 12 years? I think that time we walked down there
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  Speaker 6: was the last time I went. But our new fabulous
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  Speaker 6: location here is actually within walking distance. of the thriving
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  Speaker 6: downtown metropolis here so um yeah i i decided like
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  Speaker 6: i wasn't gonna leave the house all day that was
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  Speaker 6: my plan because i knew people were gonna show up
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  Speaker 6: and steal my parking spot and i'd have to get
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  Speaker 6: around these losers and yokels as i.
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  Speaker 3: Kept calling you wouldn't be able to get back in
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  Speaker 3: yeah you.
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  Speaker 6: Wouldn't you'd be blocked out of your own damn neighborhood
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  Speaker 6: so screw that on the roof or something well no
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  Speaker 6: that's what the neighbors did i didn't know that or
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  Speaker 6: i would have just gone over there and bothered them
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  Speaker 6: but um but yeah i waited i was like okay
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  Speaker 6: i'm gonna wait till it's dark i'm not even gonna
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  Speaker 6: go and get in the middle of it i'm gonna
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  Speaker 6: wait till it's just about to start and i'm gonna
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  Speaker 6: walk down there and see how close i can get
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  Speaker 6: well because they took so long to start i was
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  Speaker 6: there like in 15 minutes i was standing on the
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  Speaker 6: waterfront looking at the bridge going oh well okay i
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  Speaker 6: guess now i'll watch this shit so Front row seats.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah, that's all I really needed. I didn't need
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  Speaker 3: the people. People suck.
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  Speaker 6: It was just, you know, what was it, like 80, 100,000
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  Speaker 6: people down there? I mean, it was a ridiculous amount
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  Speaker 6: of people.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. The biggest bunch of dorks you'll ever... 700,000,
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  Speaker 3: I think.
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  Speaker 6: Because they've got music cranked up.
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  Speaker 5: The lamest soundtrack I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 3: They only play like 30 seconds of a song and
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  Speaker 3: cut to another one.
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  Speaker 5: What did you compare it to?
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  Speaker 3: To Miley Cyrus.
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  Speaker 9: Stole some gay Kentucky guy's iPod and just started flipping
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  Speaker 9: through songs.
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  Speaker 4: Because they were just like, damn, it's Lady Gaga, shit. Okay, oh,
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  Speaker 4: here's some Michael Jackson. Wait, no, here's Lady Gaga again.
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  Speaker 5: Here's Madonna.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Madonna, Lady Gaga.
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  Speaker 5: It didn't flow. It never does.
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  Speaker 3: It never does.
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  Speaker 5: Usually it's at least a little bit better than that.
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  Speaker 3: It's been bad for a long time. When they first
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  Speaker 3: started it, they only used movie score music, and that
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  Speaker 3: was pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: It was pretty good at that point.
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  Speaker 3: But now it's all like... 20-minute second clips of hip songs,
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  Speaker 3: and then country songs come out.
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  Speaker 4: We've got to throw something in for the country people.
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  Speaker 6: The part that pissed me off the.
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  Speaker 5: Most was the really bad cover of Thunderstruck.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, my God!
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  Speaker 3: I mean, at least in the past, they've actually played Thunderstruck.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, what the?
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  Speaker 4: Well, no, maybe because ACDC was in town and they
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  Speaker 4: got in trouble for it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, ACDC was in town on Wednesday, and I guess
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  Speaker 3: they saw something. They probably saw a commercial or something.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, probably.
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  Speaker 3: They probably did. What the hell is this?
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  Speaker 4: We didn't sign for this.
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  Speaker 6: We're not going to authorize this.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to sue you.
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  Speaker 3: If they were sitting in their hotel and the Thunder
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  Speaker 3: over a little commercial comes on and it's playing Thunderstruck. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: this is on the phone in 30 seconds. Now listen,
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  Speaker 3: we gotta get rid of this.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guarantee you that's probably what happened. That would
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  Speaker 4: be the worst cover ever. I'm glad I missed it all.
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  Speaker 6: But this, and yeah, I would have too had it
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  Speaker 6: not been so damn close. But to put it all
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  Speaker 6: in perspective, as it was getting ready to start up,
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  Speaker 6: they played... several versions of the National Anthem and God
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  Speaker 6: Bless America. And nobody blinked an eye. Nobody paid attention.
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  Speaker 6: But I'll be damned when the speakers started blaring out,
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  Speaker 6: somebody call 911. Oh my God, you should have seen
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  Speaker 6: the fucking crowd. What? This fucking, oh, 911. Did you
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  Speaker 6: raise the roof?
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  Speaker 4: Wait, 911's a joke? That song?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no. This is recent. This is, what is it?
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  Speaker 3: It's fire burning.
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  Speaker 8: It's, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not hip.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, obviously not. No, the rest.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, the rest of the crowd was just like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I know that one. So everybody lost their damn mind
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  Speaker 6: and was jumping around. And this was the thing. It's
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  Speaker 6: a good grouping of all different races, creeds, and colors.
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  Speaker 6: And I have to say, this is the one unifying thing.
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  Speaker 6: Nobody can fucking dance.
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  Speaker 3: So just stop.
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  Speaker 6: No matter, you name it. Everybody there was dancing around
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  Speaker 6: and doing the worst shit I'd ever seen. I was
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  Speaker 6: just staying here and watching fireworks for God's sake.
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  Speaker 5: Stop. You were dancing, weren't you? You were doing the
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  Speaker 5: white man overbite, weren't you?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 4: The noodle hybrid, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Lame.
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  Speaker 5: It was, yeah, chock full.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, the fireworks though. There actually was a couple of
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  Speaker 3: fireworks kind of stunts that I had never seen last year.
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  Speaker 3: They did a few.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they did a few that I hadn't seen before. And, again,
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  Speaker 6: seeing it so many damn years, I could give a
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  Speaker 6: rat's ass now. So it's still, you know.
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  Speaker 3: And I always like the ending because it looks like
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  Speaker 3: a nuclear bomb just went off.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I love that.
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  Speaker 6: That's what I keep waiting for, for them to just
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  Speaker 6: fire them off all at once and just nuke the
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  Speaker 6: whole place.
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  Speaker 8: I was just waiting for, like, during the air show,
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  Speaker 8: they just started, like, you know, they had a... an
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  Speaker 8: old rickety barge out there that they need to scuttle
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  Speaker 8: and they just like release like cluster bomb ordnance on
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  Speaker 8: top of it or.
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  Speaker 9: Something that would have been awesome napalm the river oops
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  Speaker 9: napalm the waterfront along.
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  Speaker 6: With it maybe doing us all a favor that was
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  Speaker 6: entertaining too uh midway during the day they also do
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  Speaker 6: an air show and yeah there was an air show
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  Speaker 6: in my backyard so i didn't have to go anywhere
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  Speaker 6: i just looked up and like harrier jets are flying
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  Speaker 6: by Like, oh, that's kind of cool.
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  Speaker 4: Pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Eating hot dogs and watching planes fly over it. Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: if you don't live in Louisville, you probably don't care
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  Speaker 3: what we're talking about.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I just, yeah, again, there's no specific context for you,
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  Speaker 6: but fireworks. I think we all know what that shit
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  Speaker 6: looks like. So me making fun of the people that
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  Speaker 6: are out there and them playing 9-1-1. Yeah, I just
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  Speaker 6: had to throw that out there because that was fucking hilarious.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, you really, it's about as Southern as you
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  Speaker 6: can get. We get all patriotic and we blow shit up.
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  Speaker 4: You get drunk.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. I like those two things, but not in
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  Speaker 3: a weird redneck way. I'm all for blowing shit up.
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  Speaker 3: Except it got cold last night. I felt sorry. I
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  Speaker 3: was watching it on TV. I'm like, people have their
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  Speaker 3: six-month-old babies out there. It's like 30 degrees or something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't plan. You can see their breath coming out.
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  Speaker 3: Once again, as I didn't plan, I just walked out
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  Speaker 3: in a t-shirt. I was like, fuck it. I'm walking
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  Speaker 3: down to the river. So, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Other than that, um the only other things was uh
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  Speaker 6: i found a new packing uh thing to watch uh
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  Speaker 6: it's been a while since i busted out the box
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  Speaker 6: set of veronica mars so oh hell yeah fucking awesome
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  Speaker 6: nice i forgot just how awesome a girl is she's
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  Speaker 6: just kristen bill kristen is fucking hot but aside from
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  Speaker 6: that like she's really good in it it's amazing how
• 10:14
  Speaker 6: well they for something that probably was going to get
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  Speaker 6: canceled within the first few episodes luckily it didn't but
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  Speaker 6: i'm surprised it make it as far as it did
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  Speaker 6: it's they put a lot of time into writing on
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  Speaker 6: it and it's i don't know it's pretty well pieced
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  Speaker 6: together as tv goes because usually i don't care about
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  Speaker 6: tv so.
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  Speaker 5: She's just so damn cute. I want to put her
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  Speaker 5: in my pocket and carry her around.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Other than that, I just watched the special guest episodes
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  Speaker 6: that were on TV, again, while I was putting shit away.
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  Speaker 6: Earlier in the week, there was an episode of Bones,
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  Speaker 6: which I don't normally watch, but I saw the commercial
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  Speaker 6: coming on, and it was the one with special guest
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  Speaker 6: Robert Englund.
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  Speaker 10: Hmm.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel bad for Robert Englund, because I don't
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  Speaker 6: think he's a terrible actor, but nobody gives him anything
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  Speaker 6: to do, ever. Like, he's in this thing for a full, maybe,
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  Speaker 6: five minutes, if you pieced everything together on a little
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  Speaker 6: YouTube clip. Because, I mean, that's it. They piece him in,
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  Speaker 6: and he's just there to be the decoy.
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  Speaker 3: He's like the guy that owns the amusement park on Scooby-Doo, basically.
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  Speaker 6: He's there to be creepy, and to make you think, oh,
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  Speaker 6: he did.
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  Speaker 3: And then at the end, you know, obviously he's not
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  Speaker 3: going to do it because he looks like he's the
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  Speaker 3: one that did it. Maybe some of his past work
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  Speaker 3: might make him seem kind of suspicious.
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  Speaker 6: No, I mean, they had him nothing but surrounded by
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  Speaker 6: blades the whole time. He's saying lines like, you never
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  Speaker 6: know when you might need to cut something.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, subtle, thanks. So, yeah, that's... Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Good times.
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  Speaker 5: How about the next special?
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  Speaker 3: The other special guest? That was the other one I watched.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I couldn't pass up watching The Wizard of Waverly
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  Speaker 6: Place with special guest Shakira.
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  Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Holy shit.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even like Shakira, but anytime there's a special
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  Speaker 3: guest celebrity on any.
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  Speaker 6: Show, it's going to be bad.
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  Speaker 5: I was hoping she'd bring Danzu with her.
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  Speaker 6: That's what I said.
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  Speaker 3: I'm one of Shakira's biggest fans. That's all you, man.
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  Speaker 3: And I've never heard a single song from her. I
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  Speaker 3: just zone out as soon as she comes on the screen.
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  Speaker 6: I really was hoping Danzig would come walking in with
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  Speaker 6: burritos at some point. Like, yes.
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  Speaker 5: I don't get it. She moves weird, and it looks
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  Speaker 5: like she's having convulsions.
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  Speaker 6: And for some people, that's sexy.
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  Speaker 5: And to me, it's just like, ooh, put that away.
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  Speaker 6: Everything about her should be sexy, but something about it
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  Speaker 6: just does not flow.
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  Speaker 5: She seems to think she's pretty hot.
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  Speaker 3: Give me Kristen Bell.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah, that's pretty much what I did. Anyone else?
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  Speaker 8: My geek activity has been lacking over the past month.
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  Speaker 1: Slacker.
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  Speaker 8: Basically just, you know, working and having no life, and
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  Speaker 8: that's okay, but.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you've picked up extra work.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I've picked up extra work, which is, you know,
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  Speaker 8: good in some ways, but losing my, I guess, my
• 12:46
  Speaker 8: movie outlet kind of was one reason to change my
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  Speaker 8: working situation, so.
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  Speaker 4: Not only having as much access as I.
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  Speaker 8: Have normally had towards movies and being able to watch
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  Speaker 8: them at, you know, nauseam, I've kind of slowed down.
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  Speaker 8: I just watch things that I've seen before, but, you know,
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  Speaker 8: still love, so I.
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  Speaker 4: Go back over those. That Roger got a girlfriend, so
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  Speaker 4: that's why he's not watching movies.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Is that his actual girlfriend, or did he just pay
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  Speaker 5: her to be there to trick us all?
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  Speaker 4: No, no, it's his girlfriend. I saw him holding hands.
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  Speaker 3: I saw that, too.
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  Speaker 5: It's all an elaborate plan.
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  Speaker 8: Kind of, you know, had a girlfriend for a while, but,
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  Speaker 8: you know, y'all wouldn't know, because I don't tell y'all shit.
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  Speaker 4: Keep it on the downloads.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't telling y'all either.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I just didn't get her to show up this time.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not, you know.
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  Speaker 8: But Kick-Ass was like, I'm like, yeah, you should definitely
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  Speaker 8: come and see Kick-Ass.
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  Speaker 4: She's like, I'm coming to see Kick-Ass. Just so they
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  Speaker 4: know I've got a real girlfriend. I don't give a
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  Speaker 4: shit what you want me to do.
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  Speaker 3: I'm all for it, man.
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  Speaker 4: Good for you. But that was it. That's my lack
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  Speaker 4: of geek activities.
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  Speaker 7: We've missed several weeks here, so we've had several weeks
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  Speaker 7: to build up some stuff, and I'm sure we've forgotten.
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  Speaker 3: Most of what we want.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we forgot half of it.
• 13:50
  Speaker 7: We do have a short list. Yesterday, was it yesterday
• 13:53
  Speaker 7: that I partook in the joy and wonder that was
• 13:56
  Speaker 7: Flew Bird Horror.
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was.
• 13:59
  Speaker 7: That would be a sci-fi original right there starring a
• 14:02
  Speaker 7: whole bunch of nobodies.
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: What a shock.
• 14:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it involved, apparently there was these giant birds. Bluebirds.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: It's awesome already.
• 14:10
  Speaker 5: But they actually look more like pterodactyls.
• 14:13
  Speaker 9: But they look like Terry the pterodactyl from Pee-wee's Playhouse.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: Pee-wee's Playhouse, nice. Baby. I want to be the baby.
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: So yeah, I had to hear that during the movie
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: quite a few times.
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: Because I hovered over top of her.
• 14:28
  Speaker 6: Now my nephew's super in the dinosaur phase. So he
• 14:32
  Speaker 6: will now correct you that usually anything you're looking at,
• 14:35
  Speaker 6: that's not a pterodactyl, that's a pterodon.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: It's a pterodon. Duh. Either way. Don't say brontosaurus. It's
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: a brachiosaurus. Duh.
• 14:43
  Speaker 7: Either way, they never go into why these giant, freakish
• 14:47
  Speaker 7: pterodactyl birds are around. Or that apparently if you get
• 14:50
  Speaker 7: scratched by one of these, that you apparently get the
• 14:53
  Speaker 7: bird flu.
• 14:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: And it becomes airborne and you spread it around.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: That all seems normal.
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a big old thing.
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: Are there zombies in this?
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: There's not a few.
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: Nobody that I actually know.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: That's sad. They couldn't even pull in a has-been.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: There's nobody I could even ID in this movie. Yeah,
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: it was one of the lower ranked sci-fi originals right there.
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: And that's saying something.
• 15:16
  Speaker 7: I tried to watch The Mortuary before that, but I
• 15:19
  Speaker 7: couldn't get into it because there was not enough CGI
• 15:21
  Speaker 7: monsters for me.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: That's like the new Tubby Hooper. No, this is the remake.
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: The bad, like, recent remake. It's got Denise Crosby in it.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: For some reason, I remember seeing it listed.
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: Either way, I gave up.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: Couldn't watch that.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: I went out and mowed the yard.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: I was mowing the yard. I was like, you know what?
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: I've been putting off mowing the yard. It's going to
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: be a lot more fun than watching this movie.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: That's sad.
• 15:43
  Speaker 7: We also, a couple weeks ago, we watched The Fourth Kind,
• 15:45
  Speaker 7: which I don't really know what I was expecting when
• 15:48
  Speaker 7: I went into this.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know either.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: Mila?
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty much all I was expecting.
• 15:51
  Speaker 6: That's what you were looking for.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: Come on now.
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: The Fourth Kind was Mila, and apparently there was aliens involved.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. The Close Encounters.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: It wasn't too bad. The Abduction.
• 15:59
  Speaker 7: And then there was owls, and they're trying to play, like,
• 16:02
  Speaker 7: here's footage, and this is a reenactment. They're going to
• 16:06
  Speaker 7: blend in the original footage with Mila playing the part.
• 16:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they tried to double trick you, but they couldn't
• 16:12
  Speaker 9: double trick me.
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: Oh, you were so fooled.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: I was scared. I thought them aliens were going to
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: come get me. They're going to come probe you. Far
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: in the sky.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: All I know is the owls are not what they seem.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: They apparently are not what they seem. They don't lie.
• 16:27
  Speaker 7: I went out and actually, you know, I seeked this
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: one out because I wanted to watch it because we
• 16:31
  Speaker 7: saw that there was the Rift Tracks version, so I
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: finally succumbed to the Twilight Saga New Moon.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Sucker.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: She watched it without the Rift Tracks.
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: I wanted to go into it. I wanted to know
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: what I was getting into.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: It's got some of the worst acting ever.
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, both of them do.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: It's like redonkulous how.
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: Bad the acting is. And her damn twitchy face and
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: the continual pauses.
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: It's just.
• 16:51
  Speaker 7: she can't get through an entire sentence without having to
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: pause for like five or six minutes.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: And no, it's not dramatic at all.
• 16:58
  Speaker 7: It's just awkward and stuttery and just her face and
• 17:00
  Speaker 7: it twitches and it's just, uh, it was a train wreck.
• 17:02
  Speaker 7: But then we watched the riff tracks version of it,
• 17:04
  Speaker 7: which was hilarious.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: Oh my God. That was hilarious and made the movie
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: completely enjoyable.
• 17:09
  Speaker 9: So boyfriends, if you, you know, you don't want to
• 17:14
  Speaker 9: watch twilight, either twilight or new moon, uh, Download Riff Trax.
• 17:21
  Speaker 9: It makes it hilarious. You'll laugh through the whole movie
• 17:24
  Speaker 9: while your girlfriend's sitting there going.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, he's so sweet, Edward Cohen.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know. If you have the Riff Trax playing,
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure your girlfriend's going to be that happy.
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: Well, see, here's the thing. You download it onto your iPod.
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: You sit there with the headphones on and.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: Be like, this is awesome.
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: Lame as it is, I'm still Team Jacob because he
• 17:43
  Speaker 7: looks way hotter with his shirt off.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Obviously. Oh, yeah.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: But then I finally broke down and watched in a
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: kind of connected way. Not really. I watched American Werewolf
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: in London.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: I watched it too.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Werewolves.
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: Werewolves.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was not impressed. I'm sorry.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: That's crazy, but I respect your opinion. What were your
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: problems with it?
• 18:01
  Speaker 9: See, here's the thing that I was telling her. I
• 18:02
  Speaker 9: haven't seen this movie either. It's one of those that
• 18:04
  Speaker 9: I just kind of not really put off, but.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: It was one of those that, oh, you're going to see,
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: you're going to see, you're going to see.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: There was so much buildup.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there was so much buildup.
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: Which is always bad.
• 18:11
  Speaker 9: By the time I finally saw it, I was like,
• 18:14
  Speaker 9: I felt like by the time the movie got going,
• 18:16
  Speaker 9: I was like, yeah, I'm really interested.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Then it just ended.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: And I was like, no! You've got to be kidding me.
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: And I've got to say, the worst damn soundtrack I
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: have ever heard in my entire life.
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: That music did not fit.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: In any way. That's what he was going for.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: It was horrible. Not even in a good way. Not
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: even in like a.
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: it's good because it's ironic no it just sucked ass
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: it sucked.
• 18:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah it's like somebody said let's go find some uh
• 18:38
  Speaker 9: soundtrack got moons in it and oh i don't know
• 18:42
  Speaker 9: if i.
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: Agree with that's how i operate every week the most
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: excited i got was when i saw a brief i
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: saw bricktop for a second i was like dude bricktop.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: She identified bricktop and and.
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: The guy from uh fucking the never endings stories uh
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: sydney bromley was in and i got so excited because
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: it's the old the gnome guy from where the sphinxes
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: were and i was excited because.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: I'm like super geek it's just another one of those
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: movies that if you haven't seen it all these years
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: it's really hard to pick up and explain to anybody
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: why i've it's good.
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: It kind of is for kids today again I can
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: see people having problems with the pacing now I mean
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: being exposed to movies the way they are now it's
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: done because they had to do it that way you
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: know at the time I've.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: For years said I thought it was a little bit
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: overrated and I always thought I was saying something shocking
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: by saying that because most people just think it's awesome
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: yeah but I'm not the biggest world's biggest John Landis
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: fan in the world either yeah I mean he's been
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: real hit and miss the movies for.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: It's time probably had great effects for it's time yeah.
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: Um, I thought it was good, but like I said,
• 19:43
  Speaker 9: it was one of those things that by the time
• 19:44
  Speaker 9: I got really into it, it ended.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: And I was just like, God, I want more. Why
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: does this keep going?
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: Keep going?
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: I do really like the big wrap-up in London, so
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: I would see wanting more of that, and it just
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: kind of stops, obviously.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: I just want Bricktop to be my cab driver.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: That's all I want. And she wanted hotter guys in
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: the movie. Apparently the guys weren't hot enough.
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, sometimes it's hard for me to get into a
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: movie if there are no attractive guys whatsoever.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: I'm superficial like that. I need something to keep me entertained.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: You don't like David Naughton? He's a pepper, man.
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: I can see David Naughton's kind of special. Griffin Dunn,
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: you know, in the day was sort of a tolerable guy.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Now he's just old. They're both just old now.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was not. Wasn't doing it for me.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: What's her name that plays the nurse? Oh, the nurse.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: She's in the front. I've lost her name, but she's
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: so hot.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. And then this is totally separate.
• 20:37
  Speaker 9: Me and the kids sat down yesterday morning and watched
• 20:40
  Speaker 9: the Mystery Science Theater version of Werewolf.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: From 1999. Nice.
• 20:46
  Speaker 9: Starring a bunch of people that I don't know.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: A bunch of werewolves? Yeah, yeah. Apparently the girl in
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: there can't say werewolf. She says werewolf.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: There's werewolves?
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: You know. You're like, no, there's werewolves.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. It was really bad.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Was Richard Lynch in that one?
• 21:03
  Speaker 9: I don't know who's in it, but I think one
• 21:06
  Speaker 9: of the Sheens is in it, but it's not a
• 21:08
  Speaker 9: famous Sheen.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: It's like Rene Estevez, isn't it?
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or something like that.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: I think it is. It looks like one of them.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: I think it's Rene.
• 21:17
  Speaker 9: You can tell in the face, but it's like throughout
• 21:20
  Speaker 9: the whole movie they're making fun of like, hey, we're
• 21:21
  Speaker 9: going to make these movies, but we're going to grab like,
• 21:24
  Speaker 9: you know, instead of getting so-and-so, we'll get his.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Uncle to play.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: That's how Hollywood works.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: I think that was about it or as much of
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: it as we can remember.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Well, it's been a while.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been a while.
• 21:37
  Speaker 9: I told her we needed to make a list while
• 21:38
  Speaker 9: we were watching that way to didn't forget.
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: We failed to we made the list yesterday so we
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: forgot a bunch of shit.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: It's pretty bad if you're forgetting stuff too now he's
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: rubbing off.
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: On you he is it's contagious yeah it is alright
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: it's your turn somebody.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Else's alright I saw something I really liked this week
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: and it's not going to make you happy because Downey
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: faces him I saw The Runaways how was it? I
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: really liked it really?
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: I can't wait to see Did she do the twitchy,
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: lip-bitey thing a whole bunch? Because when I saw it
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: on the trailer, that's all they showed.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: It's Kristen Stewart. That's all she does. I think she
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: basically pulls off Joan Jett, but I think she needed
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: a little extra growl and strut in the onstage scenes.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, I can understand if she's just playing... joan
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: as a person because obviously she's not the same person
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: she is on stage joan's still more badass i think
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: she needs yeah she needs a little more energy in
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: the stage things but everybody else is dakota fanning she's
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: amazing see that's all the scenes i saw her just
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: awesome this taylor scott compton is a little role uh
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: playing lita ford and amazingly she looks just like her
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: i don't know if they use makeup or what but
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: it's it's pretty amazing and And then the drummer has
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: kind of a character. And then one of the other
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: girls was in the runaway, didn't want to have anything
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: to do with the project, so they just kind of
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: ignore her. But who really, really stands out is Michael
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Shannon as Kim Fowley. He is amazing as a freakish,
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: you know, just asshole of a producer. He's not really
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: a villain in the film per se, but he's definitely
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: part of the conflict. Yeah. But this is a really
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: gritty movie, the kind of movie I haven't seen in
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: a while. Like we were saying last week, why did
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Black Waters of Echo's Pond get a wide release and
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: this didn't? Well, that was a piece of shit. But
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: after seeing The Runaways, now I understand why. It's a
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: really gritty movie. You feel the street. And it's going
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: to make a lot of people uncomfortable because of the
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: age of the characters and even the actors. I mean,
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Dakota Fanning's 15 and Cherry Curry was 15 when she
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: started in The Runaways. But it involves sex and drugs
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: and all that kind of stuff. Not in an exploitive way.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, this is not for 40-year-old sleazeballs that want
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: to go in and drool over them. It's sort of
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: showcasing how they were exploited, really. But there's an honesty
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: about it. I mean, a lot of this stuff really
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: did happen. And it's... You know, I was kind of
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: floored by, wow, how did these girls deal with all
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: this kind of stuff at that age? And I really
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: liked the movie. I thought the pacing started to stretch
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: in the third act a little bit. It maybe could
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: be a little tight in there. But, I mean, I
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: have a hard time complaining because I thought the whole
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: film was actually really well done.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: And I'll want to buy it on DVD. But, you know,
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: I like The Runaways anyway. Oh, yeah. They already had
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: me at Go, you know.
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: So.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: But that's really the only thing I watched this weekend.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: I can't recommend it more. It's not playing in very
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: many theaters out there, but you really need to get
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: out and support it, I think. Very cool. Even if
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: you don't like Kristen Stewart.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, and I don't.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: I don't either.
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: Her and her twitchy lip-bitey thing. She plays the same.
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: She's like the same person.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: Over and over again.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: It's because that's all she can do.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: There's no branching out. It's, oh, look at me. I'm
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: going to bite my lip.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: But Dakota's awesome, so I'll watch it for Dakota.
• 24:48
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, this might help turn you around on her, too, because,
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, she really looks like Joan Jett in this movie.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: No, Joan Jett's way hotter.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, I agree. Even now, right now. She captures part
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: of the essence of that character.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: I'm not buying it.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: She's such a badass. It would be hard for anybody
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: to be Joan Jett. I feel sorry for whoever they cast.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: That's like saying Jason Scott Lee really pulled off Bruce Lee.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: I thought he did. I thought he was great.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: I thought he was horrible.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: I thought he was going to be a big star
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: when I saw that. I did think that. He went nowhere.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: He has a lot of charisma. He disappeared. Yeah.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: That's what he gets for beating out Brandon. J.J.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Scott Lee went into that with a lot of humility.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: I mean, I even read interviews with him, and he...
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: You know, he was a young actor. He wanted the
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: part because, you know, it's a high-profile part. But at
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: the same time, he was scared to death, you know,
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: that he would screw that up. You know, he didn't
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: think anybody could do it.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: Well, no, nobody could.
• 25:46
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Well, you know. I think he gave it a good shot.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: He would get the Lee curse.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah. He did.
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: He got the Lee curse. He caught it. He took
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: out his career instead of his life.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: He took out his career.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Instead of his life.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: And then he was in Jungle Book. Lucky Bastion. All right.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: I guess that will wrap up the Geek Week. So
• 26:09
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  Speaker 6: Well, we've had like weeks to build up.
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  Speaker 3: We haven't done a full-fledged buzz in quite a while.
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  Speaker 6: There's a lot of news out there. To me, playing catch-up,
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• 29:20
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• 29:23
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• 29:27
  Speaker 6: So the fact that it has now been confirmed that
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: Joss Whedon will direct The Avengers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, how do you guys feel about that?
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: I'm good.
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  Speaker 8: He's written for comic books, you know, I can see
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: him kind of tap into that. I think it probably
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: will do a lot better if they let some other
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: no-name take it over.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Or even some people.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: That's going to be a really hard film to make
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: to please the fans because... Almost everyone feels like all
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: of these Marvel movies are leading up to that. Like,
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: that's got to be the epic end-all, be-all of comic
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: book movies.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: But it will be.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: And I don't think it can be.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: It'll just be another series, you know.
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: And it's, well, I mean, it's coming out midway through.
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: It's like, if they're doing all these planned ones, I mean,
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: it's coming out in 2012. So, I mean, they're not
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: going to get everything in before the Avengers comes out.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Well, could Pia possibly turn out to be an odd...
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: film for the actors too because robert downey jr is
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: now a huge star yeah and he can't take over
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: the movie that it can't be iron man 3 no
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: it has to be the avengers and in the avengers
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: it's really captain america that's the star so there's a
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: lot of question marks like are they all gonna really
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: step up to the plate and yeah and how's thor
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: gonna turn out and you know who's gonna be in
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: this and who isn't is ed norton gonna show up
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: is he not i mean we don't know any of this.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Stuff so who's playing thor.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: You know, he's so unfamous, I don't even remember his name.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Isn't it Kirk's dad? Captain Kirk's dad.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: It was Kirk. Star Trek. I was trying to remember.
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: I was like, I knew I remember they announced it,
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: but nobody was impressed by it.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Okay. I was impressed. He's pretty hot. I could watch that.
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: He's Kirk Sr. Of course you're impressed.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone will know his name in a year or so,
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: I guess, after the.
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  Speaker 11: Movie comes out.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: Hey, speaking of Thor, remember that Incredible Hulk Thor TV
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: show where they had that? Oh, that was hilarious. Where
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: he couldn't figure out the shower.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: And stuff yeah they brought it was one of the
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: made for TV Hulk movies where they brought Thor in
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: and oh my god that showed everything that is problematic
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: about bringing Thor into reality but they even had Donald
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Blake in it he was a big beer swilling college
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: frat boy Thor guy oh my god it was bad
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: they brought Daredevil in too to one of those but
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: he didn't have the red costume he just had like
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: a ninja costume or.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: Something yeah Gosh, that was terrible.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: It was bad.
• 31:47
  Speaker 10: So, I don't know.
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: I was a little more concerned on the Joss situation.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: Is he done making the most awesomest movie ever?
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: According to him, I guess so. I don't know. Cabin
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: in the Woods, wasn't that it?
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: I'm lined up for that.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: According to him, there won't need to be horror movies
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: after that. He just needs to kind of check that
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: attitude a little bit. He's been bragging quite a bit
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: about this movie.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: He wasn't working on a super-duper Buffy movie.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: You'd think. I mean, you know the market's there. See,
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen anything on Cabin in the Woods, and
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: it's really hard for me to believe it's going to
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: be that awesome based on the title and what that
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: implies in that.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: That's going to be a cabin in the woods.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: I believe it's called Evil Dead. We've seen that. Yeah.
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: But, yeah, the only thing that, I mean, we know
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: as a director he's kind of hit and miss. I mean,
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: he's only done really one big movie, and it's well-received, but,
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: I mean, you know, Serenity was pretty much all he's
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: done for the big screen. So the only thing that,
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: I mean, he's pretty solid as a writer, and now
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: they're saying he's rewriting the Avengers script. So I think
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: that's probably the most promising news to come out of this.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: You need a director for something like that that's not
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: so serious about putting their own staple on it, I guess.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: It almost has to be somebody that will roll with the...
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: You know, because there's so much shit in that. I mean, yeah,
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: you're going to be combining the work of so many
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: previous directors, plus every star and, you know... Producer, and
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: everyone's going to have their two cents on that.
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: Marvel calling shots from behind the scenes now. Disney, yeah,
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: really running the whole show, so... Yeah, there's so much
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: involved in this, it's going to be kind of hard
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: for anybody to do it.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: So, good luck, Josh. I mean, I hope it's good
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: and entertaining, but I can probably tell you right now
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: that it's not going to please the fans the way
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: they want it to.
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: No, I don't think it's possible for it to do
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: everything that it would have.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: To do to make people happy. Yeah, exactly. All right,
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: moving on. That was the old one. I figure we
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: better at least throw it out there. The new stuff. Well, the.
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: The South Park guys did it with movies like Orgasmo
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: and Team America, but now Seth MacFarlane is branching out
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: onto the big screen. MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy,
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: American Dad, The Cleveland Show, and anything Fox has to
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: offer at this point. He's not doing the long-awaited Family
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: Guy movie, which probably is not a good idea anyway,
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: but he's instead making his feature debut with Ted, a
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: hard-R comedy about an adult man and his teddy bear.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Anyone?
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: No, I got nothing.
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: They say further details aren't known about Ted, but they
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: say the concept sounds a lot like the beaver, which
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: is the ridiculous Mel Gibson movie that's coming out.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: So I don't know if he's.
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: Making fun of that or if this has been in
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: works for longer than that.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: But something like that is just too hard to call
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: until you see anything yeah i mean because it could
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: be brilliant or it could just be absolutely terrible yeah
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: and it's really hard to call.
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: Well and they're it says it's uh they're producing the
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: live action cgi animated movie so that sounds like trouble
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: anyway i mean if it's not just going to be
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: a straight animated movie Or even a bad CGI movie.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: He works pretty well in very simple animation. So trying
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: to then get crazy CGI and mesh it with live
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: action sounds like a lot of trouble.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: But he's getting a $ 65 million budget. So let's hope,
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: you know, he can pull something off.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: $ 65 million, I would hope so.
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: And of course, not only is he writing the script,
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: but he will be the voice of the teddy bear.
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: Because he does 90% of his voices.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so. Alright.
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: The 1999 death of Stanley Kubrick left many of the
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: director's potential projects unrealized, although they did do AI as
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: sort of a tribute. But one of the oldest and
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: unproduced projects was a treatment that Kubrick commissioned noir novelist
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: Jim Thompson to write called Lunatic at Large. Kubrick lost
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: the treatment in his home, though, and it wasn't found
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: until 1999 by his son-in-law after his death. So I
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: guess then they sent it out and started getting people
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: ready to make it because uh now they've already got
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: co-stars and everything uh two of the stars of iron
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: man 2 are attached to star in this version of
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: lunatic at large scarlett johansson and sam rockwell so sam
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: rockwell is a good sign.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: He's a hell of a good hell of an actor
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: he got screwed on moon this year so it's yeah
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: yeah he's i If he's actually kind of the lead
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: in this, it's promising. Scarlet looks good, so what are
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: you going to do? That's her saving grace. She can
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: be terrible.
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's not always the best, but she looks good.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: I thought that movie was just about her boobs.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Most movies are just about her boobs.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: That's all you need, really. She does have fantastic boobs.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: You can't argue that.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: I thought the spirit was just a boob. That's what
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: it looks like.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, this story is set in 1956 New York,
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: and it's the relationship between an ex-carnie with anger management
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: issues and a nervous but attractive barfly.
• 36:41
  Speaker 9: There are no such thing as carnies with anger issues.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: They're the most peaceful people I've ever met.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: That's how you get to be a carnie, isn't it?
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: You get bumped out of real jobs for the rest
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: of your life, and then you're a carnie. It just happens.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: That one Carney who's always at the fair is my favorite.
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: He sounds just like Tom Waits.
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: That is awesome.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: He's there every year.
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: And I would expect everybody that works at the fair
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: to sound like Tom Waits, really. Doesn't that seem fitting?
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: Why isn't Tom Waits a Carney?
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Well, he is, kind of. Yeah, he's a Carney of
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: his own career, really.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: What time is it? It's time for you to come
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: play this game.
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: That's not right at all.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, I don't know.
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: That's still pretty far off. But just interesting that they're
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: still picking up more Kubrick projects. Anything that somehow even
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: came in contact with them, it's, you know, anybody can
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: grab a hold of it and put it out. It
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: gives it that tie that, you know, at least people
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: will take notice of. Sure.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: I can see that.
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: Kind of weird that they're still mining his old stuff
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: that was lost in his house, actually.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: We have the remakes next.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Do we need remakes? The remake of A Clockwork Orange.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: It'll happen someday. God help us.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: Especially now that you've said that, I hope you're happy.
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: Okay, so I saw this story, and it reminded me
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: of many things that have been annoying over the last
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: few years, but one of which that mostly makes no sense.
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: Chris Rock is funny. I think most of us can
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: agree he's a funny guy. No, it's just as a comedian,
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: as a guy, he's a funny dude. Why is it
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: so damn hard for him to make a good movie?
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: Because he makes crap, and we all know it. I mean...
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: But I think I hadn't noticed he's been building his
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: career now out of comedy remakes. And I think I'd
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: forgotten about how many there were. So, yeah, it gets
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: ridiculous when you start running them down. First, there was
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: Down to Earth, the Warren Beatty ripoff, which was almost
• 38:32
  Speaker 6: exactly stealing from, you know, that movie. followed by I
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: Think I Love My Wife, which I don't think I
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: realized was originally a French movie that he stole and
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: put in here. Now, this weekend, we've got Death at
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: a Funeral. Now, I've been wanting to bitch about this
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: for a while now, and this isn't so much bitching
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: about him as our country as a whole.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Death at a Funeral was a British movie. Here comes
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Brian's fear of black people again. No, I could care
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: less about that. It's America.
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: Why are Americans so stupid? It's bad enough we can't
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: watch a foreign film. And I'm the first to say, okay,
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: reading's hard. I understand. But if it's a good movie,
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: most people should have sense enough to just watch a movie.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: So it's bad enough when they have to take, like.
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: You know, foreign language films and transfer them into a
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: cheesy American version for us to be able to stomach them.
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: But Death at a Funeral is a British movie. It's
• 39:26
  Speaker 6: in English, for God's sakes, and they had to remake
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: it for American.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Movie, Ghostbusters.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Audiences.
• 39:30
  Speaker 9: Well, yeah, they had to put American-style jokes in it.
• 39:33
  Speaker 9: They've got to spoon-feed people because they're.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Not smart enough.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: It looks like a Tyler Perry movie.
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: It does, but I mean, it's like they're crossing over.
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: It's like they're taking what was successful about the other movie,
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: cramming in every black actor we can come up with,
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: and just, you know, rehashing. They haven't took the white guy,
• 39:47
  Speaker 6: so they're all set.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah. I guess I feel a little bad for
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Chris Rock, because, you know, there are a lot of really,
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: really talented comedians in Hollywood. that whenever they make a film,
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: the films are just total crap, and it's almost like
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: they have no choice. That's the only thing that they
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: can get made. That's what seems to happen, but why
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: he's taking these projects, I don't know. This has taken
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: me 10 years to come there, but I'm finally convinced
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: that Jimmy Fallon is actually very talented and intelligent, but
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: his movies are the worst movies you could possibly ever make. Yeah. Oh,
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: but he just can't make a good movie. He's just
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: an awkward performer is his problem. He works best as himself, actually.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: So, I mean, he works best when Tina Fey writes.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But I mean, even then
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: he can't get it out. Like, go watch any clip.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: She is obviously really talented, but her movies basically usually suck.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: I mean if she's in a theatrical film if she's
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: acting in them if she writes them you know Mean
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Girls is awesome and that's because she wrote it it's
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: like she can write an amazing script but yeah you
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: just stick her I'm talking about when she's in a
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: film stick her in a bad movie like the one
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: that just came out you know a week ago with
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Steve Carell it's gonna be bad Steve Carell is someone
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: I'm convinced who isn't talented at all.
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: I'm kind of with you on that I hate that
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: I know most of the country doesn't side with me
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: but I just yeah I'm not sold on him I'm.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: Voting for you with that one because I hate him
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: I'm not.
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: Sold on him so this one yeah it's so frustrating
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: with Chris Rock because I think he's funny I think
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: he's a hell of a comedian and even his TV
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: show is funny but when it comes to movies he
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: can't touch one and it doesn't just turn to shit
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: I don't understand And he continues... Eddie Murphy's been.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: In that same boat. No, because he started off with
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: good movies. Oh, absolutely. I don't know if Chris Rock
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: was ever really in.
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: I mean, he's been a side character in a few
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: tolerable movies, but anything he's been a lead in has
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: been pretty bad from the get-go.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's no Beverly Hills cop. Yeah, so there was
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: nothing to sort of carry him. He's a lethal weapon for.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: My point exactly.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: Still no Beverly Hills cop.
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: So, yeah, once again, he's headed down the same road.
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: The next remake that Chris Rock is attaching himself to,
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: and now he's almost crossing a line, because at least
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: before he was just taking cheesy comedies and ripping them off.
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: This next one is High and Low, the 1963 classic
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: Japanese kidnapping thriller directed by Kurosawa. How are you going
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: to fucking take Kurosawa and make it a bad.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Chris Rock movie?
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: I don't understand.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: There are ways.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: You'll find a way. And on top of that, they're
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: getting a real director.
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: Mike Nichols is directing this. Holy shit.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: It's going to be the worst movie ever.
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: What the hell is going on here? I mean, he's
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: a name, and they're going to throw Chris Rock in
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: the middle of it. On top of that, it continues
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: to get worse.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: I assume that this is going to be some kind
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: of dramatic... thing that he's gonna try.
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: I guess but i mean even on on top of
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: that there he's rewriting this movie and i.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Hope it's not then turn out one of those movies
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: where mike nichols is thinking you know what i'll think
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: i'll try i'll try comedy and chris rock is on
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: the other side going you know what i think i'll
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: try drama and then you know that happened to like
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: john carpenter and chevy chase and then Invisible Man movie.
• 42:51
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: And this has happened before with Wes Craven and Eddie
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: Murphy and that vampire thing where the director and the
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: actor are thinking two different things and then the movies
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: just turn out really bad.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Which one was that? Vampire in Brooklyn?
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: God, I love that movie.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: It's so horrible.
• 43:06
  Speaker 7: It's awesome.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: It's so bad.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: I love that movie. Atrocious.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: It was one of those movies where Wes Craven's like,
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: you know, I'll try to be funny. And Eddie Murphy's like,
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: I think I'll try to be serious.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: That movie's horrible. It's so uncomfortable to watch, but it's
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: so funny.
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: Sometimes you can't cross over, and you have to realize that.
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: But this one, no, it's even more weird because Chris
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: Rock is rewriting this movie, and he's rewriting it after
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: he's replacing David Mamet. Pulitzer Prize winner, David Mamet.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, nobody needs him.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Why? Man, I actually think David Mamet is one of
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: the best writers for dialogue and stuff out there.
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: He is.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: If you're rewriting him, you need to go see a
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: doctor because, you know, something's wrong with what you're thinking
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: if you're rewriting him.
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: I don't know what to think of this movie. How
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: many train wrecks can ram into each other?
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 44:01
  Speaker 7: More.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: So, yeah. I'll fix that mammy piece of shit.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, really. I'll make him funny.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: We'll punch this thing up. That's what we need.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, Lord.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: So. Okay, Misty, what if I told you?
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: They're making a Guns N' Roses biopic. Nice.
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: Starring Jamie Foxx.
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: What?
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: What?
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: What? No, wait, what? Okay, that's all bullshit. It's not
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: April 1st.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Jamie Foxx.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: Jamie Foxx.
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: Jamie Foxx is teaming up with 20th Century Fox Animation
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: on a closely guarded animated musical project called Welcome to
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: the Jungle.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, what?
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Welcome to the Jungle, baby.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: You're gonna die.
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: There you go. I've been in love with Axl Rose
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: since I was 12.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: Even nowadays? He's freaking creepy.
• 44:46
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: But he still has a special place in my heart.
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: The creepy place in my heart.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: Behind the stuffed animal pile in the closet.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: Next to the white snake poster.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: I gave you my white snake poster.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: I know. I think I'm going to hang it up again.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: It's pretty fucking awesome.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: You totally should. It was awesome.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: It's awesome. So, yeah, I don't know. No details yet
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: on Welcome to the Jungle, but the tagline is, Life
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: is a jungle and welcome to it. Yeah, this is
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: going to be bad. It's basically Madagascar.
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: That's what they're saying. It's just going to be similar
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: to Madagascar. And it's even scarier because Jamie Foxx is producing,
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: starring as the voice talent, and writing original music for
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: Welcome to the Jungle. The only thing more ridiculous is
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: that he's also working with Malcolm Spellman on a Soul
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: Train movie.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: That might be cool. From what I've.
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: Heard, Axel's prone to fits of violence.
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: He's going to go off on Jamie Foxx.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: I'm waiting for it.
• 45:43
  Speaker 7: I want to see Axel just go wailing on him
• 45:47
  Speaker 7: because he's not right in the head.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: We've all seen him do that before.
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.
• 45:51
  Speaker 7: I'm like, dude, this is your good opportunity, and I'm
• 45:53
  Speaker 7: sure nobody would hold it against you on this one.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: This is all premeditated.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Not many people can say they beat the hell of
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: an Oscar winner. Go for it, man. What the hell?
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you. He's got to stay relevant somehow.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: He'll be busy working on his next album for the
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: next 20 years. It's coming out though. It is coming out.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: It's coming out. Don't you worry.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: God help us.
• 46:14
  Speaker 9: Oh, I forgot to mention something that you probably know
• 46:16
  Speaker 9: about too.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: They canceled your favorite show.
• 46:20
  Speaker 9: Oh, Lawman?
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: Steven Seagal, Lawman.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's because he has a lawsuit now because he
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: hired some girls to be sex slaves. They're all coming
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: out of the closet.
• 46:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, hired these Russian assistants and then His other assistant
• 46:34
  Speaker 9: is filing sexual harassment charges.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: And he made Jenny McCarthy cry.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: He apparently had this bevy of women that he would
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: bring them in and hire them as personal assistants. And
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: they had to sign all these confidentiality waivers and then
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: they walked into the room with all the whips and
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: chains and gimp suits and everything.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: They had to be at his.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Beck and call 24-7. They were basically there to satisfy
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: his sexual urges.
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: And get him cheeseburgers.
• 47:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: Did he eat cheeseburgers off their naked bodies?
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: One girl that he hired decided to come out and
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: say all this. Now there's going to be a big
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: lawsuit because, you know, she signed a confidentiality agreement. We're
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: not supposed to talk about that. But, you know, we
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: all know that Seagal, in his real life, is there
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: to protect the people of Jefferson Parish.
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: No matter how many hookers I've got to bang.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: He's there to eat all their cheeseburgers.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: Our Russian brides. Do me a favor and dress up
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: like a cheeseburger.
• 47:26
  Speaker 9: Would you rub this bacon grease on you?
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Wow. No, I didn't know it had been canceled.
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: I think it's on hold indefinitely.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: How can you go on portraying a police officer when
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: you've got this shit going on?
• 47:42
  Speaker 7: Seriously.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: I think the Jefferson Parish, they took his badge from him.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: After 20 years?
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: That's what I heard. I heard they recalled his badge.
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: Maybe I'm just making that shit up.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: I knew that.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: Well, the one thing I am looking forward to is,
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know what party he's playing, but he's in Machete.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: which is going to have a trailer here pretty soon.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: It's got a release date. It's coming out on Labor Day,
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, Danny Trejo kicks his ass.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: I want to see Danny Trejo kick Steven Seagal's ass.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Please do. And you know that if he hired him,
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: he has to have done that. So that should be fun.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Only breaking news. On the way over here on the radio,
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: they said they're casting the biopic for Kurt Cobain.
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: And they've announced that.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: They're... Too soon. They're leaning... Yeah, it is.
• 48:24
  Speaker 6: It's not going to be Zac Efron. Nobody's going to
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: go into that.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, I hope so.
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: I kind of wish it would because that would be
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: such a train wreck. No, this is just going to
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: be bad because they said they're leaning towards Robert Pattinson.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, fuck.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: What the hell? As soon as you said that, his
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: face flashed to me.
• 48:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: Who?
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: The glittered, sparkly vampire.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: You just watched this bastard.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: He's going to play Kurt Cobain?
• 48:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: He doesn't look like Kurt Cobain.
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: Is Kurt Cobain in that sparkle?
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: He's British.
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: No, I say it's the worst casting, but wait, there is.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: The worst?
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: The worst casting would be his co-star in this movie.
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: It's not going to be Downey Faces.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: Even worse. This is like.
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: It's not going to be Jamie Foxx.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: Because she... I hope so.
• 49:03
  Speaker 6: That in itself will be really funny, actually. Compared to this,
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: because this just pisses me off because Courtney Love is.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Overseeing all this bullshit.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: Is she going to play herself?
• 49:12
  Speaker 7: No, no.
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: But, I mean, this is like fucking dream casting on
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: her part. She's uh getting scarlett johansson yeah that's what are.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: You out of your fucking mind it's like i cast
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: this movie before you even said it can we get
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: matthew lillard to play dave growl wouldn't that be.
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: Awesome girls actually signed on he's got a he's got
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: a hand in this i'm surprised because he's so pissed
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: at her though that i'm surprised he wants anything to
• 49:34
  Speaker 6: do with it but Make sure she doesn't fuck him
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: up too much.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: Scarlett Johansson's going to have to look really coked up.
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: They're going to have to beat the hell out of
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: her first.
• 49:43
  Speaker 9: They're going to have to bruise her up. Courtney Love,
• 49:47
  Speaker 9: that didn't look anything even close to Scarlett Johansson.
• 49:51
  Speaker 6: Not even when she was young.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: She was still scary. So yeah, they're just going to
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: have to beat the hell out of her. That's Oscar
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: type stuff. Her monster performance.
• 49:59
  Speaker 9: Still, even though Robert Patrickson is Kirk whatever the.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: Fuck his name is.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: I know, I like saying it wrong to piss off
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: Twilight Girls.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever. Dumbass. Alright, big chin. It doesn't look like
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: Kurt Cobain at all.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: It's like you ran into a wall repeatedly.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:15
  Speaker 9: You can't play Kurt Cobain pick somebody else come on
• 50:18
  Speaker 9: be realistic about it that's what I'm saying that's just.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: Well who would you cast as Kurt Cobain who would.
• 50:23
  Speaker 12: I cast as Kurt Cobain I don't know but you
• 50:25
  Speaker 12: know the guy from Lost the little short guy with
• 50:28
  Speaker 12: the beard kind of looking thing he looks closer to
• 50:30
  Speaker 12: Kurt Cobain than he does you.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Know oh and still a better actor than that still a.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: Better actor yeah you know.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Kurt Cobain I think somebody like gosh what's the guy's
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: name that's in Sons of Anarchy Oh, gosh.
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that one guy.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the guy that plays the son in that show.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: I'm going with Ron Perlman.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Ron Perlman.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's who I was thinking of.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Katie Seagal. Katie Seagal playing... I'd.
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: Still rather see that. Katie Seagal's a good actress.
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: Either way, it's going to be a train wreck.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, trouble.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: I love those rock bio movies, but that one doesn't
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: sound good to me. It sounds terrible.
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, I hate bio movies usually.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 51:12
  Speaker 9: If you're going to have something that's going to be
• 51:14
  Speaker 9: as huge as that movie, and you've got to understand,
• 51:16
  Speaker 9: I mean, most people do, that Nirvana was such a
• 51:19
  Speaker 9: huge influence on a lot of kids. To take that
• 51:22
  Speaker 9: and to half-ass cast it and just kind of throw
• 51:25
  Speaker 9: it out there for money.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter who you cast. Those kind of movies
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: are really hard to make. Like the Doors movie, for example.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: Which I actually think is pretty good.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought it was pretty decent.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: He got close.
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: I mean, that's as close as you can get to tomorrow.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Especially Doors fans hate that movie. And they're really tough
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: to do. I mean, how do you portray these characters
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: without over-heroizing them? You've got to make them larger than
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: life because, frankly, most of the time their lives are
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: not that exciting.
• 51:55
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: Well, we've had good examples lately.
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: I mean, Joaquin did a hell of a job, and
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: he's a crazy motherfucker, but he's.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: A good actor. You're talking about his rap movie?
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, his rap movie. And even Jamie Foxx. I mean,
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: as much as we want to make fun of him,
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: because he is a dork, he's good in that movie.
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: I mean, he turned in a good performance. He is
• 52:12
  Speaker 6: a good actor.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: So, I mean, you can.
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: Come up with good casting.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: This is not it. Keep looking. They said it wasn't
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: official yet, so I'm hoping they come to their senses.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: Keep it unofficial.
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: Get that Gordon Levitt kid. He's going to be in
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: everything for the next couple of years.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: Get somebody.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: At least he's a serious actor.
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: Anybody other than Pattinson and his damn wall face.
• 52:33
  Speaker 9: He kind of reminds me of the moon man in
• 52:35
  Speaker 9: the McDonald's Mac tonight commercial.
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: When's his biopic coming out?
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: I figured it out. I know who should play Kurt Cobain.
• 52:43
  Speaker 10: Oh, God.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Garth Brooks.
• 52:45
  Speaker 10: Garth Brooks.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: Mark Brooks. He's too old.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, he's not. He does the Chris whatever with the.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: Hair and stuff. Oh, the Chris.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Chris Gaines. Chris Gaines.
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: There you go.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: Mark Brooks.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: Chris Isaacs.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: Yikes. I have no part of this.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Wowzers.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: All right. So, yeah. I guess we should take a break.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: So, we will invite you back to come back with
• 53:08
  Speaker 6: part two this week as we head out on the
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: town and see Kick-Ass.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: Seth Green.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: He's short. He is short.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: Put some long hair on him and a little bit
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: of a face.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: I think given time, he'll be a real actor.
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: This is his chance.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: Oscar role right here. I still want to see Elijah
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Wood play Iggy Pop. I'm still stoked about that. Is
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: that happening?
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: It was in the works. I don't know.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: I haven't heard anything recently.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: You mean Johnny Depp didn't snatch up on that one?
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: Why didn't he?
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: Johnny gets everything else. Yeah, I see that.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: He's working on the Anthony Kida story.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: God, I don't want to see that.
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: Is Tim Burton.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Going to do that?
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Tim Burton's going to do that.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: I don't want to see that.
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: Tim Burton's the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: I just see Johnny with his shirt off going, give
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: it away, give it away, give it away, give it
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: away now.
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: Or his junk in a sock.
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: Chicks would line up to see that.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: He does that anyway. He's in France. He just walks
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: around like that all day.
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: And eats cheese.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: And eats cheese and drinks wine. It's France. That's what
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: they do.
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: And carries baguettes.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Are we going to save Johnny for the Doctor Strange movie?
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: Just kidding.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: It's got to be a Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Doctor
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Strange movie. That's my fantasy project. There's so many of them.
• 54:27
  Speaker 6: Alright, so yep, we will invite you to come back
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: for part two as we head out on town and
• 54:30
  Speaker 6: watch Kick-Ass.
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: Yay!
• 54:49
  Speaker 11: Rape me again I'm not the only one Nuh uh
• 54:56
  Speaker 11: uh uh I'm not the only one Hate me.
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  Speaker 3: Do it and do it again.
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  Speaker 11: Waste me Taste me my friend I'm not the only one.
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  Speaker 11: I'm not the only one. My favorite inside source. I'll
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  Speaker 11: kiss your open source.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 11: Appreciate your concern.
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  Speaker 3: You always stink and burn. Rape me.
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  Speaker 11: Rape me, my friend.
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  Speaker 3: Come on.
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  Speaker 11: Rape me.
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  Speaker 4: Rape me again and again and again. Everybody. Rape me.
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  Speaker 3: Put your hands together.
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  Speaker 11: Rape me again.
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  Speaker 3: R-A-P.
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  Speaker 4: Is Robin also to be.
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  Speaker 10: Eliminated by the wizard's men? Will Thornton be forced to
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  Speaker 10: reveal his valuable secret?
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  Speaker 3: Be sure to.
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  Speaker 10: See Batman Threat, the fourth action chapter of Batman and Robin,
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  Speaker 10: at this theater next week.
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  Speaker 3: This show is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and
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  Speaker 3: edited by Brian Renfro.
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  Speaker 4: With opening music performed by the Empires.
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  Speaker 3: To help support the show, email producer at moviemeltdown.com for
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  Speaker 3: ways that you can contribute or advertise with us.