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YouTube Ep 7-The SECRET to Bare Bones Pricing at Walmart! · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. We're going to start today
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  Speaker 1: with a story that is going to entertain you more
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  Speaker 1: and more with each piece of it that I reveal.
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  Speaker 1: Here is part number one of Chopper Boy. A boy
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  Speaker 1: was injured in a chopper crash. It's very sad. Part
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  Speaker 1: number two, a boy was injured in a chopper crash
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  Speaker 1: woke up from his coma. Isn't that great news? That's
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  Speaker 1: great news. The third part, the boy who was injured
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  Speaker 1: in a chopper crash woke up from his coma on
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  Speaker 1: his birthday. This story just gets better and better, right,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it amazing?
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  Speaker 2: I'm hoping.
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  Speaker 1: So, do you feel the other shoe dangling over our heads? Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: I want you to hold on to that feeling, because
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  Speaker 1: you're about to feel very close to this young boy.
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  Speaker 1: A boy who was injured in a chopper crash woke
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  Speaker 1: up from a coma on his birthday and promptly asked,
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  Speaker 1: why did a helicopter land on me?
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  Speaker 2: That's what you get from making a wish, Timmy.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's just a news headline, but
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  Speaker 1: this feels like one, two, three, four part movie franchise
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  Speaker 1: ready to be written. I mean, it's ready to go.
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  Speaker 1: Boy who was injured and a helicopter crash woke up
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  Speaker 1: from a coma on his birthday and promptly asked, why
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  Speaker 1: did a helicopter land on me? The sister of the
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  Speaker 1: boy injured in a Huntington Beach helicopter crash says her
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  Speaker 1: brother is a fighter. Sounds like he lost that fight.
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  Speaker 2: He can't beat up a chopper.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, usually, if you get into a fight and
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  Speaker 1: the fight puts you in a coma, you've lost.
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  Speaker 2: But if you wake up on your birthday, I think
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  Speaker 2: you win.
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  Speaker 1: True, because he woke up and I don't think the
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  Speaker 1: chopper will fly again, So maybe technically he did win
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  Speaker 1: this fight.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, the chopper will fly again. Don't you worry. They
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  Speaker 3: will find a way. They weren't worried about the kid.
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  Speaker 1: A twelve year old boy trapped under a crashed helicopter
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  Speaker 1: and huntingdon each California and an unlikely chain of events,
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  Speaker 1: is on the path to recovery after a memorable birthday
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  Speaker 1: that boosted his family's spirits. Oliver Holland was pinned under
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  Speaker 1: the helicopter when it crashed October eleventh in a beach
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  Speaker 1: parking lot, injuring five people. He had been in a
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  Speaker 1: medically induced coma until he woke up over the weekend
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  Speaker 1: on his twelfth birthday after surgeries for a collapsed lung
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  Speaker 1: and bleeding in his brain. His sister Madeline said, I
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  Speaker 1: was there when he woke up, and I was just
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  Speaker 1: crying tears of joy. The helicopter went down next to
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  Speaker 1: the Higher Regency Huntington Beach Resort and spa part of
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  Speaker 1: the heavily damned helicopter came to rest on top of Oliver. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't resist it. No, it actually came to rest
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  Speaker 1: on top of a staircase leading from the parking lot.
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  Speaker 1: The boy was with relatives from out of town and
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  Speaker 1: walking to the bridge from the beach when the helicopter crashed.
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  Speaker 1: The sisters said, wrong place, wrong time. If Oliver was
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  Speaker 1: five feet ahead, it wouldn't have happened. What we've told
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  Speaker 1: him is that he was just in an accident, and
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  Speaker 1: what he says is, how did this happen? Why did
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  Speaker 1: a helicopter land on me? That's a big.
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  Speaker 2: Question because Jesus doesn't like you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that is a that is that is an answer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I'm just saying it's Oliver and Madeleine
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  Speaker 3: at Nington Beach. I'm just saying it's a it's a
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  Speaker 3: very white injury. No, the only time my helicopter lends
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  Speaker 3: on us is if care flight goes wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Touche.
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  Speaker 4: If you're the parents, how do you answer that?
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  Speaker 1: That is a tough question because as a parent, the
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  Speaker 1: idea is you're supposed to be there to answer the big,
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  Speaker 1: tough ques questions in a child's life. Some of those
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  Speaker 1: questions might revolve around exist, you know, existence, What does
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  Speaker 1: it all mean? Do I go to heaven? Does the
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  Speaker 1: dog go to heaven? What is sex? Why did a
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  Speaker 1: helicopter land?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: See, that's that's what as a parent, As a parent,
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  Speaker 3: that's what I would have done. When he woke up,
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  Speaker 3: He's like, why did a helicopter land?
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  Speaker 1: On? Me? On?
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you how fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Is you know what? Let's start smaller and let's talk
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  Speaker 1: about God and our place in the universe.
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  Speaker 2: See these nurses, boobs, you're gonna like these.
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  Speaker 4: Let me let me show you why. I tell you
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  Speaker 4: not to get on my laptop.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you what clear cash means.
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  Speaker 1: Eventually, when you get older and you're capable of understanding
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  Speaker 1: higher concepts, I'll attempt to answer your question of why
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  Speaker 1: did the helicopter land on me? Until that time, let's
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  Speaker 1: start smaller.
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  Speaker 2: We're in California.
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  Speaker 3: Porn hub still works, yeah, and if.
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  Speaker 1: For some reason it doesn't, now i'll show you about VP.
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  Speaker 2: You thought roadblocks was fun, check this out?
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  Speaker 1: Why did a helicopter land on Hell? If I know, kid,
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  Speaker 1: what did you do that morning? Did you do something
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  Speaker 1: you're supposed to? Did you look into my deleted cash?
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  Speaker 1: That's probably why the helicopter landed on you.
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  Speaker 2: This is why we like Madeline more.
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  Speaker 1: That's when, like the boy, as the family's walking to
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  Speaker 1: the beach on the stairs, the helicopter comes down, lands
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  Speaker 1: right on top of Oliver, and as the parent, you
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  Speaker 1: feel something, you feel badly. But then you turn to
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  Speaker 1: Madeline and say, all of our hopes and dreams are
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  Speaker 1: on you now. Also, you're gonna have to take care
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  Speaker 1: of him if he wakes up.
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  Speaker 3: Who's going to be a doctor? Now you are? But
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  Speaker 3: it said he woke up on his birthday? Wasn't this
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  Speaker 3: for his birthday. So he wasn't in a coma.
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  Speaker 2: For very long.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 3: So No, okay, it's more of a comma than a coma.
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  Speaker 3: Just paused the sentence for a second. It didn't restart it, okay.
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  Speaker 1: The helicopter is a nineteen eighty Bell two to two
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  Speaker 1: to two helicopter that took off from Redlands Municipal Airport.
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  Speaker 1: The helicopter was part of Carson Copter's event scheduled for Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: The National Transportation Safety Board has taken over the investigation.
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  Speaker 1: No word on whether or not they sent a cake
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  Speaker 1: to Oliver. So congratulations Oliver, happy birthday. Congratulations for surviving
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  Speaker 1: a helicopter crash and a medically induced coma.
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  Speaker 4: Also a great life lesson to be learned here, something
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  Speaker 4: that admittedly white people very bad at it. When you
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  Speaker 4: see things falling out of the sky, when you hear gunshots,
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  Speaker 4: duck and run.
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  Speaker 1: You're not a groundhog.
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  Speaker 2: Hover.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, do not stick your head up out and look around.
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  Speaker 1: You stay in that. You get in that hole, and
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  Speaker 1: you stay there.
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  Speaker 4: Try to film the viral moment, because you will be
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  Speaker 4: the viral moment.
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  Speaker 3: You know this has been filmed it's just gonna say
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  Speaker 3: Oliver's twelfth Oliver's twist.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want no more, Please.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want more.
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  Speaker 3: I would have sent him a helicopter shaped cake, just
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  Speaker 3: rested it on his head. There's a second helicopter that
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  Speaker 3: landed on you.
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  Speaker 1: I think it would actually be a nice gesture on
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  Speaker 1: the part of whoever was flying the helicopter, whether it
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  Speaker 1: was a company, individual, whatever, extended invitation to young Oliver
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  Speaker 1: to take a ride on a helicopter as opposed to
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  Speaker 1: being landed on by one. So at least that way
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  Speaker 1: he can experience a helicopter from the other side.
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  Speaker 2: That's the whitest thing you've ever said.
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  Speaker 3: Just let him walk, let him start there, don't immediately
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  Speaker 3: throw him back into the hell.
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  Speaker 1: He just turned twelve. He's gonna bounce right back.
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  Speaker 3: He'll be fine. I know they bounce back like wolverine.
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  Speaker 2: I get it.
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  Speaker 3: But still, seven thousand pounds helicopter landing on this kid
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  Speaker 3: while they were singing Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 1: I think they sang happy Birthday after he woke up
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  Speaker 1: after the helicopter crashed on him.
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  Speaker 3: This is how my brain works. Is the dad's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we're gonna go ahead. And take him off life support
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  Speaker 3: and then the kid pops up and he's just holding
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  Speaker 3: the plug.
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday. What are you doing plugging you back in? Buddy?
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing a little buddy.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't unplugging this. I was just making sure it
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  Speaker 1: was working. Yeah, plug it back in there you go.
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  Speaker 4: Parents are like, you know that Kobe Jersey, we got
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  Speaker 4: him for his birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Take that back.
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  Speaker 1: That was a bad idea.
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  Speaker 2: That's terrible.
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  Speaker 1: How we roll here inside the treehouse speaking of things
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  Speaker 1: that are terrible and speaking of bad ideas, bad decisions.
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  Speaker 1: Not gonna find many more bad decisions like this one.
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  Speaker 1: A man got naked and chased people inside of a
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  Speaker 1: Virginia Walmart. Police did say he was under the influence
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  Speaker 1: when they arrested him, which is actually good news because
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  Speaker 1: the shocking part of the story would have been if
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  Speaker 1: he was sober and.
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  Speaker 2: Did this, was it a flash sail.
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  Speaker 1: Because it was a return as a naked man chasing
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  Speaker 1: people inside of a Walmart.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, if he was uncircumcised, it'd be rollback.
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  Speaker 5: God, damn it, damn autism.
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  Speaker 1: So there's rain Man, and now we have brain Man.
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  Speaker 1: Because prices aren't the only things that are following at Walmart.
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  Speaker 1: Man is facing charges after police say he chased people
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  Speaker 1: wild naked at a Walmart in Dumfries, Virginia. Well, what
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  Speaker 1: a perfectly non named town. On the other hand, I
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  Speaker 1: kind of want to call it Dumfries because that's how
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  Speaker 1: it's spelled, dum fr Ees. This happened on Tuesday morning,
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  Speaker 1: according to Prince William County Police Department, officers were called
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  Speaker 1: to a Walmart on Richmond Highway just before nine am
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  Speaker 1: for reports of indecent exposure, or, as Trey put it,
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  Speaker 1: a rollback sale. When officers arrived, they learned a man
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  Speaker 1: had taken off all his clothes and began chasing customers
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  Speaker 1: inside the store. He was arrested there. Police say he
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  Speaker 1: was under the influence when they took him into custody.
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  Speaker 1: You no injuries were reported, so that's good news. He's
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  Speaker 1: been identified as twenty year old Lance Irving Lesainne, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: charged with a decent exposure, disorderly conduct, and public intoxication.
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  Speaker 1: This is an important lesson to learn. If you have
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  Speaker 1: a kid, don't name that kid after yourself, because if
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  Speaker 1: that kid does something really really bad, that's you that
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  Speaker 1: did it. That's your name getting dragged around. You want
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  Speaker 1: to you want to know. One of the best examples
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  Speaker 1: of this, John Wayne Gacy, is a junior.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but nobody knew that untill now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure John Gaysey Senior would have preferred
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  Speaker 1: to remain anonymous to the world as opposed to becoming
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  Speaker 1: known for that. Mm hmmmmmm.
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  Speaker 4: I think if you're related to a serial killer, it's
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  Speaker 4: hard in general, but.
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  Speaker 1: It's got to be harder if you have the same
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  Speaker 1: damn name.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're Keith Dahmer, people are gonna put two
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  Speaker 3: and two together. I'm not gonna be like, is that
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  Speaker 3: your son? Yeah, a Dahmer Jeff, Yeah, that was my bad.
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  Speaker 1: I would definitely change my name. Yeah, because like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: we've we've watched a few of these serial killers shows
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  Speaker 1: that have been out lately, like Dahmer. We watched a
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  Speaker 1: couple on Ted Bundy and Ted Bundy has I think
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  Speaker 1: it's a half brother, younger half brother that they spend
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  Speaker 1: a lot of time with, like him, I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 1: I would not go by Bundy mm hmm. That's at
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  Speaker 1: least that name's a little more generic andn't because there's
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  Speaker 1: basically two famous Bundy's right, there's the serial killer and
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  Speaker 1: then there's Al from Al's Children. I mean, honest to God,
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  Speaker 1: if it wasn't for married with Children, the Bundy name
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  Speaker 1: would have been absolutely ruined by Ted.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he did a solid job.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, he did. But what I'm saying is Bundy's
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  Speaker 1: not as terrible of a name as say, Gaysey is,
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  Speaker 1: because there's a positive Bundy out there.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I think we're too far gone now with the gay
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  Speaker 1: See name for someone to throw it on a family
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  Speaker 1: sitcom and try to salvage it. Like, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: there's gonna be a funny family sitcom with Al Gacy
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  Speaker 1: and somehow that makes that name better.
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  Speaker 3: He's also a clown and he's just trying to get
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  Speaker 3: a gig. Just hey, mister Gacy, we can't give you.
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  Speaker 3: Is it because of my brother? I understand.
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  Speaker 1: See, that's a sitcom that's got me interested. It'd be
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  Speaker 1: very morbid, very dark. It would be John Gacy's brother.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna start writing this.
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  Speaker 1: I think I had about this a couple of weeks ago.
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  Speaker 1: Think of it like this. It would be serial killer
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  Speaker 1: shows like Devil in Disguise or Monster meets Chad Vader
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  Speaker 1: grocery store manager, the old YouTube show that was Darth
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  Speaker 1: Vader's lesser known brother living on Earth as a grocery
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  Speaker 1: store night manager.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it'd be like, yeah, kind of the same thing
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  Speaker 3: as like if you were Jesus's brother, like if you
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  Speaker 3: were Mike Christ. That's just that's just gonna be a
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  Speaker 3: sad place to be. And you're talking about the Junior thing,
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  Speaker 3: You're right, it's your name getting dragged in the mud.
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  Speaker 3: That's why if you look at it, Jerry Jones named
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  Speaker 3: the second one Jr. Not the first one. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 3: first kid is about Junior. He's like, let me see
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  Speaker 3: how bad this one is.
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  Speaker 1: They're all bad, Jerry. Honestly, Charlotte's the most like, as
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  Speaker 1: far as I can, as far as I know, is
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  Speaker 1: the most decent one. Treyo was gonna ask you, and
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  Speaker 1: I can feel the thought leaving my brain now because
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you had experience in this in some
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  Speaker 1: way or another, with not the names or ah, damn it,
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  Speaker 1: I lost it. Yep, it's gone.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think the neck of guy in Walmart was
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  Speaker 4: doing the helicopter thing?
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  Speaker 2: That's what landed on Oliver am We're back to Gasey.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Trey rawl Things. Treehouse put a Treehouse on
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  Speaker 2: Wow, he smells like snops.
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