Latest / The Avid Indoorsmen / A.I. EP. 201: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 20th Anniversary - “You Bow To No One”
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- 0:00Dead and Maiden. The sun is shining, not a cloud in the sky.
- 0:05We wouldn't know because we're so happy inside. Some people boater boot on
- 0:12some skis, but we would rather sit on down and talk some movies.
- 0:17We're the Abbot Indoorsmen. Gun, listen to our show. We're the Abbot
- 0:22Indoorsmen at home or on the go. We're the avid indoors Man. So
- 0:31come on in and stay. We'll do our best to make you smile.
- 0:35We're indoors man. What is happening? I'm Rob on Quist and I'm Books
- 0:44and we are the Abbot Indoorsman. Hi, buddy, Hello, how are
- 0:49you? You know? I'm doing great. My folks have been in town
- 0:52the last couple of days. We've been eating a lot of great food and
- 0:55just having a nice time. It's been Oh that's awesome. Yeah. Now
- 1:00I've told them to be quiet. Well we record, because I forgot that
- 1:03we were doing it. Me though, I never know what she's doing over
- 1:07there. I never know. No, they're fine. They've got they've got
- 1:11their iPads and they're getting some screen time. They're great. They're oh,
- 1:14go ahead, they're getting some screen time. I love it. Yeah,
- 1:18right, How were you, buddy. I'm doing well. I just got
- 1:21back from a two week tour. Yeah, out and about we wanted to
- 1:26go. Started down in Florida and made our way up to New York and
- 1:30it was it was good man. Um made it a little more eventful by
- 1:36having the bus breakdown, like you, But that was not the highlight of
- 1:40the trip. From what I understand, the highlight may have included, uh,
- 1:44mister Matarante and oh yes, yes, yes, so we both got
- 1:52to witness this. You probably saw it multiple but I was playing us every
- 1:57time. Um. Yeah. At Sammy and Chance's wedding, Sammy's dad,
- 2:04Rick has a choreographed dance to party in the USA, and we got back
- 2:13Sammy and Chances like wedding video and there I apparently was right on the other
- 2:19side of Rick when he was filming, and you could just see my face
- 2:23just like my mouth was wide open, could not believe what I was seeing.
- 2:27I was so happy when it was happening. I was like, Rob's
- 2:30gonna love this. Yeah, so that was hilarious. And he when we
- 2:36were in Connecticut at the wolves Den, which we've talked about a few times,
- 2:42one of the stranger venues that we played. But it's always fun.
- 2:46Yeah. Yeah. He went up and did his party in the USA dance
- 2:52and it got on the screen and it was amazing. It made the show
- 2:58God so funny. Yeah, and he just like he was born for that
- 3:01moment. Like there was no hesitation. I'm sure he was. No one
- 3:06had to talk him into it, you don't know, just no. Tim
- 3:10mentioned it and he sprung up and he was go time. Yeah, that
- 3:15was great. It was fun. I love that, man, that's so
- 3:17fun. It was pretty great. Yeah. Man. But now I get
- 3:22a little bit of time off and we can do some of these pods and
- 3:24I love it. Well, have you been watching any fun movies lately?
- 3:28I watched a movie on my way home yesterday on the plane. Yeah.
- 3:35I watched a movie that I know you saw, called The Way Back with
- 3:38Ben Affleck. Oh yeah, what a fun film. I bet you liked
- 3:43fun. It is definitely not the word I would use for that. Well,
- 3:46it was pretty intense, good though well done. It was good.
- 3:51Yeah. Yeah, um, but fun would be the role but a while
- 3:55since I saw it to be fair. Yeah, Ben Affleck was great in
- 4:00it. He plays an alcoholic who is going through a lot of stuffy and
- 4:09coaches a basketball team. He used to be like a basketball star back in
- 4:13the day, and he goes and coaches his old high school basketball team,
- 4:16and um, yeah, there were just some really really heavy, heavy,
- 4:20heavy moments in that movie. And whenever there's like stuff dealing with kids,
- 4:27they were like sick kids in this movie. And that hits me so much
- 4:30harder now I forget that. Yeah, yeah, it's like sick with me.
- 4:34I mean not that I'm like a heartless bastard, but you know what
- 4:38I mean, like it's like a trigger thing for me. I'm just thinking
- 4:42about it, just like, oh, it just makes me feel sick.
- 4:45But really really impressive performance from Ben Affleck. I really enjoyed his performance,
- 4:50and I mean it was a pretty great story too. Yeah, and it's
- 4:56currently on Prime if you're wanting to stream. It was on HBO for a
- 5:00long time. Yeah, now it's on Prime. Cool man love that.
- 5:03Yeah, fine, what was honest movie you watched? So I went to
- 5:06the theater with the boys the other night and we saw c Sue. How
- 5:13crazy was that? It looked insane, very crazy, very beautifully shot.
- 5:17Um, I would say, now this sounds weird because it is very violent,
- 5:24but violent than I thought. Does that sense like had a little bit
- 5:30more substance than I thought it might maybe is another way of saying it.
- 5:32But it was really fun. It's all about an ex soldier who like he
- 5:38is basically just mining gold. He leaves the war and you learn all this
- 5:42in like the first ten seconds. But he's like leaves the war. It's
- 5:46during World War two and he's finished, um, not finished because he has
- 5:51a lot left to do, but he's finished, right um. And he
- 5:59discovers gold and then comes across some Nazi soldiers and chaos ensues from there,
- 6:05and it's it's, you know, not believable, but very entertaining, and
- 6:12some really cool stuff happens in it. I really liked it. I thought
- 6:15it was fun, and I think he will you'll you'll like it as well.
- 6:18For sure. The preview, I mean, I knew it was going
- 6:20to be super violent. At one point, he shoves a knife into a
- 6:26man's fall, so I was like, this is very violent. It's kind
- 6:30of John Wicki in a lot of ways. And then also Tarantino E in
- 6:33like the way that the violence is. I would say, okay, it's
- 6:36that's that's sort of like dialed up to one hundred violence where like you know,
- 6:42people's heads or limbs might fall off, and craziness, so which I
- 6:46actually think makes it easier to watch for some reason, because it's a little
- 6:50over the top. I agree. Yeah, it feels like fake, there's
- 6:56something so yeah. But yeah, I really liked it, and uh yeah
- 7:00it's it's I didn't. I don't think I recognized anyone in it really because
- 7:05it is finish. But Jorma Tamila, I think, is how you would
- 7:11say his name, the lead actor. He's really great and very compelling in
- 7:14it. Everyone's really good. So it's fun. Man. I would definitely
- 7:17check it out sometime. I think it would be a nice Uh maybe you
- 7:21want a bigger screen than a plane movie, but it might be good for
- 7:25a plane movie, they're gonna say. I feel like it would be a
- 7:27nice little date night. No, no, no, I don't think Kelsey
- 7:30would care for No, I wouldn't do that. Or no no, if
- 7:34you're dating a psychopath, maybe they would love it. I don't know,
- 7:40not here to judge people. And they were weird likes no, you know,
- 7:45but yeah, it was fun. I had a nice time good.
- 7:47Yeah, have you been streaming things? Yes? I just yesterday finished the
- 7:53Mandalorian season three. Oh cool, nice man, finally finished it. It
- 8:00was good. I felt like it was a little campier in a few episodes
- 8:03that I've ever seen that. They definitely had a lot of guest actors that
- 8:11were like what, um, Yeah, some of it was cool and some
- 8:16of it was not as cool. Um, but yeah, really really fun
- 8:22stuff going on there. Um. I enjoyed how they ended it. Yeah,
- 8:26I love that really fun. That was cool. And man, Pedro
- 8:31Pescality just he isn't missing. He's so good, dude. It's really in
- 8:37like a very high point right now for sure. I just saw that he
- 8:41got cast. Apparently Ridley Scott is making a Gladiator too too. I mean,
- 8:48he's he just got I am that is concerning. I don't think that's
- 8:52a great plan, but okah, we'll see. Yeah. I mean maybe
- 8:56it's not really connected somehow, right, because it's not I don't I don't
- 9:01know. Yeah, maybe he's got a great idea. I can't think of
- 9:05what it would be right off the top of my head, but it could
- 9:07be awesome. So well, now that he got Petre Pascal and it.
- 9:11It's it's got more of a chance to be awesome. That's true. Although
- 9:15we all remember Wonder Woman nineteen eighty four. Yeah, that was brutal.
- 9:20A Mandalorian's great. It's on Disney Plus, Yeah, it's really fun.
- 9:24Actually, I'm gonna scratch what I was going to talk about. I'll just
- 9:28talk about that too. I really liked it. I thought it was really
- 9:30fun. I'm with you. It was a bit campier. And I just
- 9:35be like, they're kind of I really like the story they're telling, but
- 9:39like the overarching story, I feel like they're still kind of finding it a
- 9:45little bit. Like they're really good at these individual episodes, but tying it
- 9:48all together just seems a little wonky still. And maybe that'll make sense,
- 9:52you know, after they kind of get farther. Maybe they can't do it
- 9:56without kind of ruining what the tell is going to be for later something,
- 10:00who knows. But But as far as like, I love Grogu, I
- 10:03love you know, Paper Pascal, like all all these things are just amazing.
- 10:09Um Grog was particularly, he's so cute and that you know, the
- 10:16bit, the like comedic bit that they do when he gets the buttons.
- 10:24I was I loved that so much. I thought was so great. I
- 10:26loved it. Yeah, it was super, super fun. I can't wait
- 10:31to watch more. I think they're really enjoyable and and yeah, I just
- 10:35I like them a lot. And I think it's funny because in a chat
- 10:37with like a Neil and Chance, I said, I really liked those uh
- 10:43two particular cameos that they had, and they were like, not not super
- 10:48into it. I'm there and I was like, well, this is where
- 10:52being a casual fan is helpful, because I was like, I see,
- 10:56but also I just liked it. It was fun. Yeah, I'm casual
- 10:58too, and I was like, I don't know. There was one of
- 11:01them. There was actually three in that episode, and I liked one of
- 11:05them. I can't remember the third. Well, we can talk about that
- 11:07later. Were to Spoiley for all these no no, no spoilers, but
- 11:13I think we should do a few plugarnos. I think we should as well.
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- 12:01Flora as you guys are wonderful, thanks for being patrons. And another perk
- 12:05we like to give our patrons is an extended version of every episode that we
- 12:09put out. And we like to do a top five draft that pertains to
- 12:13the movie we're talking about, and for this one, Abuse came up with
- 12:16a fun one, the top five best last lines of a film draft.
- 12:22Yeah, I think it'll be fun. It'll be very fun. We're going
- 12:26to say the name of the movie before we say it so that it isn't
- 12:31a horrible spoilers fair, But most of these I'm pretty sure y'all have seen,
- 12:37but mine are pretty classic. Yeah, i'd say too. Yeah,
- 12:41but there's there's a lot of good ones. It's fun. It's I'm already
- 12:45a little worried that they're not the last line, like it's like second to
- 12:48last. But sure, it was a bit if it wasn't on like an
- 12:54already a list that like the fifty best last lines. Um, it was.
- 12:58It was tough to research, I know. I was just like,
- 13:01I want to just trust myself a little bit on some of these. It's
- 13:05all funny games, I guess for surely. But yeah, it should be
- 13:09a great time. Uh. And speaking of great times, we have the
- 13:13final one of these Lord of the Rings movies here. We're here to celebrate
- 13:18the Return of the King, which is actually having its twentieth anniversary. Yeah,
- 13:24dang crazy. Uh. And we I know it's Return of the King,
- 13:28but we had to get our own, our own queen here with us.
- 13:33She is dark and powerful as the sun. Wait, what is her
- 13:35quote? I forget? You know, Galadriel. She's our Galadriel. She's
- 13:39got the light of the even star inside of her. Um. She's lovely
- 13:43you guys all over. Oh, let's give it up for Jennica Fouls.
- 13:46What's up, Jennica? Hi? How are you doing so well? Thank
- 13:52you for having me, Oh, thank you for being here. So excited
- 13:56to have you back on. And I'm so excited to watch you guys heard
- 14:00out over this movie. Oh it's gonna be nerdy. We're about to get
- 14:03nerdy. I've been really well. I um, I've been wrapping up grad
- 14:11school, so I've just started seeing real therapy clients. Let's start of last
- 14:16month and just amazing fucking away. Yeah. I love it. Our girls
- 14:22wicked smart Rob, She's wicked smart, wicked smart. I love that.
- 14:28That's so great. How are you guys coming? Uh? So good?
- 14:31Very well? Rob, how are you? I'm great. I'm home for
- 14:35like three weeks. Will you know this because Tim's going to be home for
- 14:37a while. It's exciting, it's very exciting. Yeah. We've been getting
- 14:41a lot of big chunks at home this year so far, it's been really
- 14:43nice. Yeah nice. I'm enjoying that. Just three I have three weeks
- 14:48to get to Nashville. Now, let's do it, yes, do it.
- 14:54Yeah. But anyway, like I said before, we're here to talk
- 14:58about the Return of the King. Yes, and Rob, why don't you
- 15:05get it started with a rough synopsis, okay, the culmination of nearly ten
- 15:09years work and conclusion to Peter Jackson's epic trilogy based on the timeless JRR.
- 15:16Tolkien classic The Lord of the Rings. The Return of the King presents the
- 15:20final confrontation between the forces of good and evil fighting for control of the future
- 15:26of Middle Earth. Hobbit, Frodo, and Sam reach Mordor in their quest
- 15:33to destroy the One Ring, while Aragorn leads the forces of Good against Saron's
- 15:37evil army at the Stone city of Minas Tiriff. Yeah. I got so
- 15:46nervous about saying that last one. I really screwed up the future of Middle
- 15:50Earth. But we got through it. You did great. But it has
- 15:54a fantastic read. It was longer than the rest of them, It's sure.
- 15:58What was that accent that you were throwing in? I like to just
- 16:00throw in random things from time to time. I don't know the character find
- 16:06him for the most part, which I can. Really I appreciate that process.
- 16:08Yes, very natural, Yes, I love it. Let's go to
- 16:15Rotten Tomatoes and hear what they have to say. Critics have this coming in
- 16:17at a pretty rock solid ninety three, pretty good audience members. I'm a
- 16:22little mad at because they have it at eighty six, which I don't get.
- 16:26That is weird. I hate it. Yeah, I think that's the
- 16:30lowest of the three for the audiences. I think it is too it.
- 16:33I don't understand why that would be the case. Really like either, Well,
- 16:37we can get into it. Perhaps we should right now in our hot
- 16:41take. Oh, hot take, spicy, that's a hot take. That's
- 16:48a hot take. Guys. Every time I come on, the hot take
- 16:53just gets even more. At some point that'll be the whole podcast. Welcome
- 17:06to Robbing Bugs fully hour, where we do man walking on Coals. I
- 17:15love this movie. I don't know what to say about it. It's fantastic.
- 17:18It is, like we said, the culmination of all these great stories.
- 17:22I've said it before, I've gushed. I think enough about these It's
- 17:27my favorite story ever, and I think let's just start with my hottest take
- 17:32right away. Yes, I think this is my favorite movie of all time.
- 17:37I was just like, I don't know, does it ever get better?
- 17:41There's so much included in this movie that is so epic and so fun.
- 17:45The only thing that stops me from saying it's my favorite of all time
- 17:48is like would it be without those other movies? So like, how do
- 17:52you, you know, like take them apart from each other, you know?
- 17:56But I love this movie a ton, And it's a little foreshadowing.
- 18:02The boo hoo's is a problem. I'm not even gonna guess. You're just
- 18:07gonna have to tell us, Yeah, yeah, you shouldn't. It's it's
- 18:10I'm gonna have to make it a point. I know it's not ethical for
- 18:12me to see Jenica, so I'm gonna have to get a suggestion from her
- 18:15about someone else to talk to, because it's a lot, guys, it's
- 18:18a it's a problem. But I really love this movie. I love the
- 18:22extended cut of it a ton. I think it culminates the story in such
- 18:26a beautiful way. I find it interesting that So I just reread the books
- 18:32again Jennica before we started this, and you know, in the books they
- 18:36go back to the Shire and there's a whole section after everything else has happened
- 18:41where we sort of see like kind of the whole thing, right, is
- 18:45similar to to Tolkien himself coming back after the war and seeing his friends come
- 18:49back after the war and noticing the world has changed around them and they've changed
- 18:55in the world as well, and I think that's really beautiful and great.
- 18:57And they don't do hard, hardly any of that in this movie at all,
- 19:02and I still love it. I think it's still like a perfect adaptation.
- 19:07I just I totally get how people want to see that, but I
- 19:11don't know how you do that without another like our plus of a movie,
- 19:18and they couldn't do that obviously, And I just think the way they did
- 19:22it still was so beautiful and culminated everything in such a beautiful way. I
- 19:26just super super into this movie. I love it a lot. I'd like
- 19:29it to be stated for the record that when they're standing at the Black Gates
- 19:33and they are against insurmountable odds and charge Saron's forces, it is the Hobbits
- 19:40that are directly behind the King of Gondor, and that is the coolest thing
- 19:44ever. I love that they have this power and you know, you see
- 19:48their courage, right. I just love all that stuff a ton, and
- 19:51I just think, yeah, just as a culmination, it's it's so great
- 19:55and it's so great to see these people can come back from this terrible thing,
- 20:00and not everyone is the same. Sometimes that's okay, Sometimes that's tough.
- 20:06But you move forward and life keeps going forward and it doesn't change.
- 20:10It doesn't change anything about them inherently, other than they may have some extra
- 20:15stuff to deal with. And I think that's really beautiful at the bottom line.
- 20:18And I just I love this movie to death. So yeah, I
- 20:21think I'm gonna say this for my favorite movie of all time. Now,
- 20:23favorite movie of all time. That's a hot take, buddy, that's the
- 20:30hottest disturb it right here there. It is. M I feel silly following
- 20:34that, but I thought this movie was really good. I was like,
- 20:40it's fine. I did see it was number seven on IMDb Top two fifty.
- 20:47Crazy, Um, so yeah, I think it goes. The First
- 20:52Fellowship was nine, Two Towers was thirteen, and this is seven. Yeah,
- 20:56so it's you got three in the top fifteen. That's that's why pretty
- 21:00beloved franchise as wild. Yeah. This one eleven Oscars. It won Best
- 21:06Visual Effects, Original Song, Original Score, Makeup, Costume Design, Art
- 21:11Direction, Editing, adapted Screenplay, Director, and Best Picture. Believe.
- 21:15It went eleven for eleven. It's the most like perfect you know if how
- 21:22am I trying to say that? Yeah, it's the most nominated that also
- 21:27won. Yeah that is crazy. Yeah, so but I did find it
- 21:33strange to have won all those awards and not have one nomination for a supporting
- 21:37actor. Yeah, yeah, that's kind of bizarre. I wonder if they
- 21:41were just like, we don't want to make anyone sad by not nominating them,
- 21:45so we're just not going to do it. I don't know, but
- 21:48the acting studio maybe sure, But I mean I feel like all these folks
- 21:52were tremendous and could we could have had some supporting actors for sure? Right?
- 22:00But yeah, the story of course is incredible. The music is so
- 22:03impressive and adds so much to the film. But I will yield my time
- 22:07for the super fans again. However, my hot take, Oh, I
- 22:12do feel like Peter Jackson did not have to have so many close up shots
- 22:18of Elijah Wood reacting to things. It was all the time, and it's
- 22:26like half the movie. I feel like if there there could be like a
- 22:29fun drinking game where you take a shot every time there's a close up of
- 22:33Frodo not speaking. People are gonna die, Rob, you can't do the
- 22:37movie so long, though I don't think that people will too. Yeah,
- 22:42you can probably chill out a little while, but sure you have a nice
- 22:45bass of lamb. Yes, well yeah, spread very very nice. I
- 22:49really do that. But it's just so many just in just in bewilderment and
- 22:56just big beautiful eyes like you gotta show he really did. But that's fantastic.
- 23:04I love it, Jannica tell us everything. I love this film.
- 23:10It is so near and dear to my heart. It struck me at a
- 23:14very critical time of development. It's like a movie. I mean, I
- 23:18feel like I intro The Departed podcast with this as well, but this is
- 23:23a little earlier than that, a little more benign. But it's like all
- 23:29these like super dreamy men in like cool costumes, and the music was beautiful,
- 23:37and it just like, I mean, I have such a connection to
- 23:41this film because also like it was like my intro to like films that weren't
- 23:47Disney like scary stuff. Just it hit like it struck a chord in my
- 23:52sixth grade heart. And then like I know, I'm sorry, I try,
- 24:00but like I and like my cat had kittens that year and I named
- 24:04them like all, like I had like a kitten named Saramon, and like
- 24:08everything was Lord of the Rings everything. I was like one of those weird
- 24:14kids. And I also was homeschooled for those couple of years, so like
- 24:17I was like really had a lot of time to dig into Lord of the
- 24:22Rings. So M also like a very Christianity based, right, so like
- 24:26yeah, it's an easy way to like expand your personal you know, like
- 24:32in a safe way and totally yeah, total gateway drug to secular films.
- 24:38This supposedly allegorical series. Yeah it was, like so anyway, it was
- 24:45a total gateway drug to Harry Potter too, which you know, so really,
- 24:52Return of the King walked so that the departed could run. I love
- 24:56this film. There's so many crime moments. It just is so uplifting.
- 25:00It makes me want to go like fight things with swords, Like it hops
- 25:07me up, Like I'm not a bio person, but I want to.
- 25:08I want to bash the foreheads. And like the music and even the graphics,
- 25:18like you know, there are some that are kind of like now you're
- 25:21like, wow, that's really fake, but like a lot of the graphics
- 25:22to really hold up, like it's pretty They really do really impressive. For
- 25:26the most part, it looks pretty great. King of Nascals Dragon he rides
- 25:33are very incredible. So yeah, I just I try and do like a
- 25:37Lord of the Rings extended rewatch about every year, and every year you do
- 25:44it, I love it. Once a year I'll just do, like,
- 25:47you know, in a weekend or a few weekends, I'll do a rewatch.
- 25:51Um. One time I did a marathon. It was haven't done the
- 25:55day. Not to make myself sound really young again, but it was the
- 26:00day I got my braces on. I had a Lord of the Rings watch
- 26:03party and we did three extended edition DVDs. I had all my little girlfriends
- 26:10over after dance one night and we just like went all in on the gob
- 26:12stoppers and the candy and like everything I wasn't supposed to have with braces.
- 26:18But it took like fourteen hours total, I think, and at the end
- 26:22you were like, it's over, Yeah, cast into the that's awesome.
- 26:33I just feel such a connection to this film and it's so beautiful um and
- 26:38so well done. And some of the lines are really cheesy, but that's
- 26:42like a part of this is like the cheese is a part of agreed of
- 26:48what makes this like heartwarming and special And you know, I don't know.
- 26:52That's my take, and it's hard. It's a film about hobbits, right
- 26:56of course it has cheese involved. I mean these guys. I don't know
- 27:00about y'all. But whenever I watched this movie, or like any movies like
- 27:04this, I just want like mead and ale and like seas and bread and
- 27:10yeah, eat like a turkey leg off the bone. When we started this,
- 27:18I roasted a turkey, bought a frozen pizza, and had a CHARCOUTERI
- 27:22board in like two days and it was I was really living my best in
- 27:29one bite. Absolutely. I just I swallowed the bone entirely. It was
- 27:34just all, oh, that's kind of a gross thing to say. Okay,
- 27:37let's move on. I'm gonna edit it in twice. Okay, uh,
- 27:45well, that is a hot take. I love that. That was
- 27:48the end of it, right before I got all weird. That I also
- 27:51have for the Adam Chance fans. I have a Adam Chance present that hangs
- 27:56in my office. He surprised me with this in Europe. I think it's
- 28:03on the Home Free behind the scenes video where I was like, this is
- 28:06the greatest ring I've ever received from a man. Pressure him was like,
- 28:11yeah, for the people listening, it's it's the ring in a necklace.
- 28:17You're good. It looks very beautiful. That's cool. I need I probably
- 28:22need something like that. I'm gonna go shopping. Yeah, I'm gonna make
- 28:25that happen. Or I'll tell Adam chance and we can all match with our
- 28:29wonder Well, that's fun. That's a fun idea friendship rings. We can
- 28:33be a fellowship evil ring in the world. But you know, it's okay,
- 28:37it's effects Emily, it's fine. I love that. That is a
- 28:41hot take. Hot take takes hot. Let's move on to talk about our
- 28:47favorite acting performance. Let's name the dude. I'm the dude, so that's
- 28:52what you call me, you know that, or his dudes or dud or
- 28:59you know, Lddino. If you're not into the whole brevity thing, Jennka,
- 29:03why don't you the first's who's your d Oh? This is so hard
- 29:06to choose. Okay, I know I'm going to choose Ian McCallan of that
- 29:15kind of Yeah, that's certainly not a wrong answer. No, I don't
- 29:18think these things to be honest, we could just pick a name out of
- 29:22a hat and they'd all be good. That's mine out of his giant wizard
- 29:27hat. I love that he's really great in this and also is like powerless
- 29:33a little bit in a way we haven't seen. Yeah, there's a vulnerability
- 29:37doing Yeah. I love that. That's really fun. I know. I
- 29:41think this movie is so like this film introduces I think, like it speaks
- 29:47to what you were saying at the beginning when your hot take, Like it
- 29:49speaks to just the human experience and like like it speaks of like how trauma
- 29:55affects people, and it speaks to how like being vulnerable and courage in the
- 30:00face of fear, and like all these really raw real themes in and power
- 30:07corruption thereof right yeah, right yeah, and hope and giving up hope and
- 30:12and gandolf I think like has this hopefulness in the face of the most hopeless
- 30:19situation, even though he is pretty powerless against Saron, Like his ultimate power
- 30:26is the hope that he delivers. And I I can't think of anybody else
- 30:30that could play him better. Yeah. Apparently didn't we hear that Sean Connery
- 30:37was offered like a bunch of money and he turned it dead. I'm so
- 30:41glad. Yeah, that one, it wouldn't have worked. I don't think
- 30:45we also heard, didn't we hear? His buddy, the Captain Picard Patrick
- 30:52Stewart. Patrick Stewart was offered that was like that probably could have worked in
- 30:57a different way. Yeah, but he was so great. I hear you.
- 31:03Yeah, and just like Ian Frodo's like cute little winks and like,
- 31:07you know, just like, okay, okay, you're good. Pick I
- 31:15just I had picked Ian mcellen for I Think the Fellowships, so this time
- 31:22I am picking Sean aston Is Sam ways Gage. How can you not love
- 31:27his performance in these films? You wanted to just like shake Frodo and be
- 31:34like, dude, Sam has always had your back. How can you not
- 31:40see that you're gonna trust this super shady, mentally unbalanced creature over your buddy
- 31:45who seems like possibly the most honorable, trustworthy, loyal person in the world.
- 31:52I know, so um Yeah, he broke my heart a few times
- 31:57and he got me hyped up up more than anyone in this film, So
- 32:00he'll he'll win it for me. I love that. I'm going to cop
- 32:06out a little bit because I picked Sam for Fellowship as well, so and
- 32:12I kind of a little bit planned it out at the beginning, to be
- 32:15honest. Uh, Jennet, I don't know if we've ever talked about it,
- 32:17but I've talked about Sam is I think my favorite character in all of
- 32:22fiction as well, um, because he's just amazing. Yeah, yeah,
- 32:27so, but yeah, I'm gonna pick Elijah Wood for this one, um,
- 32:31particularly because of all the close up shots of his reaction. There were
- 32:37a lot when she looked stabbed him with her stinger. I mean that's straight
- 32:43up close up you got, yeah, ste here's some trivia on that.
- 32:47He had Elka Seltzer tabs under his teeth or under his tongue, and then
- 32:52he did him when he got hit, and that's why the like, so
- 32:55that was a practical effect, which is neat. That was really fun to
- 32:59be like eating and drinking and then watch that so many spiders. But yeah,
- 33:07I just think he does such a great job, like his metamorphosis through
- 33:13all these films, Like he is a super strong character obviously, but also
- 33:21becomes ultimately, at least to a small degree, corrupted by the ring.
- 33:25And I just think that's so great and in this movie, you know,
- 33:30he's gotta like he's just really struggling, and I think that's fantastic and hard
- 33:35to portray. So this is this is kind of a culmination of all three
- 33:37films. Pick a little bit, but I just think he's just wonderful.
- 33:42Yeah, so good. And when the ring is gone and he's not like
- 33:47totally free, but he is more than we've seen him, you know,
- 33:52in so long, Like that's such a beautiful moment and you can see.
- 33:55I feel like he did such a good job showing that weight being lifted but
- 33:59not completely. I loved I loved his performance. So it was awesome.
- 34:04He was great. Yeah, should we talk about some of the other folks
- 34:07as well. Yeah, let's do some of the supporting cast. Let's pick
- 34:10our two wards who we got for this one. Jennico, This was really
- 34:17also very difficult. I thought about Elijah Wood because I just I was supposed
- 34:22to marry him. I don't know if I ever told you that, didn't
- 34:25hear that one? And like I wasn't Also like it wasn't okay to be
- 34:30like into boys, you know, like in that you know, growing up
- 34:35really conservatively, so I had to like keep that crush, like a mega
- 34:38secret but he was like all of my hot mail passwords and stuff and like
- 34:43yeah, or like my name with his last name and yeah, like my
- 34:47MSN instant Messenger password. Oh yeah. And like then there was a Nickelodeon
- 34:52Kid's Choice Awards one year where he was hosting, and they had like a
- 34:55sweepstakes you could enter once a day online, and I would think every day
- 35:00and I was like, God, if you exist, you will send me
- 35:02to the sweepstakes and I will meet him and marry him and like totally not
- 35:07considering the age difference or anything like that, but um, it's a glimpse
- 35:12of my preteen self. So didn't pick elage Wood. Actually I had it
- 35:16tied between Billy Boyd or John Raise Davies. Nice love that both are so
- 35:22cool, well because Vigo was tied for main actor with Y, but I
- 35:29thought like those like Billy Boyd was hilarious and really like his acting was really
- 35:34good. Yeah, and like when he was like you know, like he's
- 35:37not dead, He's not dead, like that whole scene. And then John
- 35:42Raised Davies is like the best comedic relief, yeah, which I think is
- 35:51really fun. His physical comedy and like just the way his facial expression,
- 35:54like I thought in the delivery, so I don't know I was tied between
- 35:59us two. That's fantastic. Yeah for sure, Um, I will take
- 36:07vego and I'm gonna give it to him for that speech he makes before that
- 36:13fight at the Black Gate. That was that hyped me up speech was incredible.
- 36:22Yeah, it's so awesome in this. I also love that in the
- 36:27Extended U. In the Extended Edition they show him kind of healing a few
- 36:31people, um, because it's sort of talked about like he helps heal Frodo
- 36:36at the beginning and stuff. But as like the a man of Newman or
- 36:42you know, a descendant of Newman, he actually has like a yeah,
- 36:45he actually has like a legitimate healing powers in the books. And I just
- 36:51thought that was kind of a neat you know, they like sprinkled it in
- 36:53for people that cared but didn't like hit out anyone over the head with it,
- 36:57which I liked. I thought that was a fun way of doing that
- 37:00with you. Yeah, he was great. What do you got killing it?
- 37:05Um? So here's the thing I should have looked up his name.
- 37:09Sorry, the guy who plays Danna Thorpe what's his name, John Noble,
- 37:14John Noble. He sucks so bad, but that again means that he's lovely,
- 37:19right. He does such a good job in this movie. I really
- 37:23liked his um. Watching him eat is one of the grossest things I've ever
- 37:30seen in the filmy like that that doesn't usually like bug me. I know
- 37:39there's people our friend Kate has that where like just the sound of like people
- 37:45eating or whatever doesn't, but they like really focus on it, and it
- 37:50grossed me out, Like now I get it. It's it was really yucky.
- 37:55Also, he's not eating like a gentleman, I mean, and like
- 38:00cracking open you know, the back of like a chicken like you're doing,
- 38:04sir. This is gross. Yeah, that was smart. It was smart.
- 38:09It makes him very unlikable, which is good. Yeah, And just
- 38:15like being super self indulgent in wartime like that makes you kind of eating even
- 38:19further. He's like eating this meal while his son's out on the battlefield.
- 38:24I just I thought he was great. Shout out to Miranda Oh yeah,
- 38:30John Noble, John Noble, Okay, yeah, so good. Shout out
- 38:36to Miranda Otto Aowen. I thought she was great to message. She gets
- 38:40like a real time to shine in totally in a movie where there's not a
- 38:45lot of ladies that get to shine a lot. Yeah, that's tough.
- 38:50That is one of the tougher parts of these but what can he do?
- 38:54Um? But yeah, it's she's so great. Have you ever seen seen
- 38:59those videos? Like it was totally like TikTok's where it was like all of
- 39:04the scenes where women are in Lord of the Rings compilation and then it's like,
- 39:09you know, a lot of them were like joke jokingly where it's like
- 39:13little like short thing, but like one of them actually did a real compilation
- 39:16of it and it was like so short, it's like women and some human
- 39:27women. Yeah, that's what it was. That's what it was where female
- 39:30characters talk to each other and it was like two it was like awen telling
- 39:32me because all to ride the horse and then the baby? Is that the
- 39:36Beckdail test that they say, there's some tests that they do where they're like,
- 39:42is a lady in a movie? And do they talk to each other
- 39:45about anything other than just what men are like the men in the movie or
- 39:50whatever, which I think is really interesting. Yeah, Beckdeil test, but
- 39:52yeah, test lady parts and the thun but the lady rolls thank you well
- 40:01the other way as well, technically that is true. Oh but yeah,
- 40:06um, she's great though in what she gets. She's amazing. Yeah,
- 40:10and I love that the extended played up her in Fairmere Falling in Love a
- 40:15little bit more too, because it's such a beautiful part of the book though,
- 40:20Rob I get it. I totally get it, a little like,
- 40:22oh, I can't be where they are going, Hey, Faremre, what's
- 40:25up totally in the book. Let's do a little bit better of a job?
- 40:30Yeah, wildly different. Yeah, I mean he was probably the fall
- 40:34back or you know, yeah, runner up but consolation Faremere, but he
- 40:38used to it though he was born Mere's brother. He used playing b He
- 40:43just happy somebody. Oh yeah lovely lovely. Um, but yeah, anyone
- 40:52else have any runner up? I was gonna say Orlando Bloom just for taking
- 40:54down that that Olifant. Yeah that thing was that was such a bad yes,
- 41:02yeah good. Also Bernard Hill, I mean just killing it. He
- 41:08was so Hayden King, he's lovely, love him. He's not spoiler alert
- 41:17around for a long time, but he does a great job again he yeah,
- 41:22tough, tough run for Theoden tough run. I this is this happened
- 41:28in the Two Towers. But while he was having that really beautiful moment,
- 41:32that monologue with his who was he talking to somebody, but about how like
- 41:40a father should never have to bury a child. Yeah, oh yes,
- 41:45yeah, I was brutal in the back of the theater, like the way
- 41:47back, because I got in right as the movie starting and just was opening
- 41:51my gobstoppers in the whole box flew everywhere, gob stoppers down all just during
- 42:00that tender scene, a noise like there have done very few times in my
- 42:05life where I legitimately would be like I could disappear now, like and that
- 42:09was one of them, Like I would elect to disappear from this planet forever.
- 42:14Now. What was the one that you had? Were like the I'm
- 42:19sorry, that's not a nice thing. We've talked about it before. Yes,
- 42:22I was in college and went to broke Back Mountain and decided to bring
- 42:30a bottle of Southern Comfort with one of my buddies, and during a very
- 42:37tender part, it rolled down. You just heard it rolling. Yep.
- 42:52I just love that. It was broke Back that's I love that. Yeah,
- 42:57what a lovely thing. I take us anywhere. No any other runners
- 43:06up, I mean other than everyone. I mean yeah, I love them
- 43:09all. They're all great. It's hard for me. Well, let's let's
- 43:13just move forward. Then, should we pick our favorite scene? Yeah?
- 43:15Time to name is quite simple, really, dass. I can talk about
- 43:22my dingas all night long. Jennica, what do you have for your favorite
- 43:25scene? Very I think um the final battle when Aowen rips off her helmet
- 43:34and it's like, you know, nice, nice, yeah, just I
- 43:38love that in a movie with very little girl power. Unless these works are
- 43:43women and we just don't know it. There's it's true, right possible.
- 43:47I love that scene. It's so empowering and so awesome and like super badass
- 43:52and and you're also just like feeling all the adrenaline from the whole freaking battle
- 44:00and yeah, yeah, yeah, I love That's a great, great pick,
- 44:04super great pick Um. I am gonna pick Sam carrying Frodo to the
- 44:10top during that that scene. Man, that got me hyped up too for
- 44:17me. Yeah, yeah, that's so big time. I had all the
- 44:22goose bumps. It was good. That doesn't yeah for sure? Yeah big
- 44:30in Midwestern. Well, I'll just carry you shoot, yeah, it's not
- 44:37really men. No, no, I don't know where we're going. Oh
- 44:38you've never been in my hometown, very southern up there. Oh that's true.
- 44:45I'll bring you up. We have the Canada. Not my greatest moment,
- 44:57it's okay, it's okay. Uh. Honestly, I picked that whole
- 45:01Battle of Minas Tire as well. I just think it's so great. Yeah.
- 45:07Um, there's so much that happens. Yeah, I mean, I
- 45:13mean it's also kind of not fair because that's probably like forty five minutes of
- 45:15the movie. It's a lot, but we did all of Helm's deep I
- 45:20think. For yeah, that's true, and that's like, yeah, yeah,
- 45:25we're fast and loose with the rules here for sure. Um. Just
- 45:30to name some other ones, I love the slab and Frodo stuff I think
- 45:36is so cool and scary and awful. Giant spiders, Yeah, so quiet,
- 45:43so weird, freaky design. It's even weirder in the book too,
- 45:49because Sam actually puts the ring on in the book, like he he takes
- 45:52it off his body and puts it on, and we never find out she
- 45:58loves like dead or not. But it's like he has superhero when he has
- 46:02the ring on and he can hear gurgling from It's just like the grossest way
- 46:07to say it. It's yucky. Um Yeah, but yeah I love that.
- 46:15Um. And then I mean the whole like inside of the mountain,
- 46:22you know, is like amazing when he can't cast the ring in and then
- 46:27Gollum comes in and does his thing, and you know, fulfills Gollum's destiny
- 46:31of like he was saved because he was gonna kind of save Frodo not he
- 46:38didn't intend to, but he did, you know, and all these things
- 46:40like I just think that's really cool. I love that part two. Yeah,
- 46:46some sick music, his cosmic role, yeah for sure. And he's
- 46:52I did a little bit of a deep dive on Golm. He's like nearly
- 46:55five hundred years old at this point, like the ring has kept him alive
- 47:00for a long He looks like a tough looks tough. I would say,
- 47:08not a day over four fifty. It looks pretty tough, but like fair,
- 47:14you know. Yeah, but yeah, I'll love that. Yeah.
- 47:20Other ones I had were Aergorn speech before the battle at the Black Gate.
- 47:22Again, that was so awesome, so great, um and Ergorn bowing to
- 47:29the four Hobbits at the end, Bro that scene is a problem is great,
- 47:37Wolf a lot of tears that that is beautiful. Also, I've always
- 47:44really liked a scene that gets me super hip hype is the the beacons all
- 47:50being lit and then yes, sure strings the string section on that, yes,
- 47:58really empowering, like so cool. Yeah that's a good call. I
- 48:05mean other than the joggling, I mean yes, it's uh yeah, I
- 48:10love that whole thing. And then like we have what is one of my
- 48:15favorite lines there when he did like the Gondor calls for aid and all that
- 48:19stuff. So great. Yeah, it's just like let's go. And then
- 48:25they have to ride on their horses for like six or seven weeks. In
- 48:30the book, you get a little bit better sense of how long everything is,
- 48:35just like much grander. It's kind of like, uh, you know,
- 48:39like, uh what am I thinking? Martin? George R. Martin,
- 48:44Um, yeah, Like in the books, all of those things are
- 48:47just like thousands of miles apart and stuff. And then like the show,
- 48:53it was like, well they were there, don't worry about it down to
- 48:57King's landing. Yeah it's cool, don't. Books are so many songs and
- 49:05poems so many songs, and I last year I listened to it on audible
- 49:10nice, thinking that indy circus ones. No, I should do that these
- 49:16times? There really oh good. The ones I was listening to sound pretty
- 49:22old. But the man who reads them adds his own melodies and sometimes recycles
- 49:27melodies. It's very funny. Um. Yeah, it's fun and cute.
- 49:32But sometimes I'm like, okay, enough with the song, let's move it
- 49:37along. Like Argon, I appreciate you and your creativity, but let's move
- 49:44it along. How I feel something all Bilbo does in his retirement in the
- 49:52book, it's just right. He writes songs with the old songs, smokes
- 49:55hashiation, writes songs I don't want to be retired of it. That sounds
- 50:00really nice. Yeah, I'm in for sure. That's great. Any other
- 50:06scenes we feel like we have to mention, I'm sure we'll get to a
- 50:08few of them in the quotes as well. Probably, I think we can
- 50:12go to the quotes, all right, I let's go to the You know
- 50:15what I really like that's kind of understated, I feel like is the scene
- 50:20where Frodo, Nope, Pippin and Gandalf are sitting together and he says like
- 50:25it's the deep breath before the plunge. Yeah, And it's like so because
- 50:32we've all felt that in our lives before. We've all felt that anticipation of
- 50:37like it's about to go down or we don't know what happened, or just
- 50:42like the anxiety felt palpable. And it was amazing how Peter Jackson and the
- 50:46actors and the music and the lighting and everything was able. Like you could
- 50:50almost like feel the wind when you're watching this because you're so on the ent
- 50:53of your seat and you're no, like it's about to hit the fan.
- 50:57Yeah, it's about to hit the fan. So and that's I really like
- 51:04that scene. I think about that scene a lot, like I remember feeling
- 51:07that way kind of before, like COVID and stuff, or when we were
- 51:15sitting in Europe like wondering what was happening, or like anytime there's a tornado
- 51:20that we know is heading this way or like it's about to be stormy,
- 51:22Like I just have that sense. I always think of that scene like it's
- 51:28the calm before the scene kind of vibe and I'm just scene. It also
- 51:32plays like really nicely into like I think it was it Mandela that said,
- 51:37like, the the courage is not the absence of fear, but it's the
- 51:42triumph over it. And I think they really exemplify that in these you know
- 51:45where they're like because even Gandolf is like, yeah, this probably isn't going
- 51:50to go great, and I'm not like stoked, but we're going to do
- 51:53our best and we're you know, like here we are you know kind of
- 51:58deal. And I think that's I think that's powerful to show like those really
- 52:00powerful characters feeling that way. I think that's great. Good call, good
- 52:06shot. Nice. Well, let's do a few quotes here. It's time
- 52:10to show me the mother show me. I can say several Okay, besides,
- 52:22I am no man by aim. Like I said to Rob, I
- 52:27can't carry it. I can't carry it for you, but I can carry
- 52:31you. Yes, stoerful, my friends, you've out to no one I
- 52:36had written down, um, and then another one would about side by side
- 52:39with a friend we're like, says that to Gimli. I just love their
- 52:45dynamic throughout the whole trilogy. It's so that's all I had, because I
- 52:52knew y'all would have a lot. Yeah, I had all of those,
- 52:59Um, Gandalf says, I will not say do not weep, for not
- 53:01all tears are in evil. I heard that I might put that before the
- 53:07the boohoos for this episode. Okay, yeah, just for this one,
- 53:15just for this one another Gandalf. So Pippin says, I didn't think it
- 53:21would end this way, and Gandal says end. No, the journey doesn't
- 53:23end here. Death is just another path, one that we almost take.
- 53:27The gray rain curtain of this world rolls back and all turned to silver glass.
- 53:34God, that's beautiful. One funny one, Gimbli's like, certainty of
- 53:40death, small chances of success. What are we waiting for? So fun?
- 53:46That's good, it's so great. Um, why don't you say some
- 53:51bukes? Okay, I don't want to be in battle, but waiting on
- 53:57the edge of one is I can't escape is worse. This is bad.
- 54:02I hate this. Uh, let's see. Also just love the like just
- 54:12all of the This is more of a scene, but it's like when the
- 54:17it's chances, guy, I can't remember. Carl Irban is like, you
- 54:22shouldn't encourage the Hobbit, and She's like, why shouldn't he fight? He's
- 54:27gonna lose everyone too, Like why shouldn't he get the chance to, you
- 54:30know, fight for what he loves and all that. I just love that
- 54:32whole scene is so great. I don't have the quote written now, sorry,
- 54:36but I let the Oh, the stars are veiled, something stirs in
- 54:40the east, a sleepless malice. The eye of the enemy is moving.
- 54:45I just think that's such a sick line. That scene had a lot of
- 54:49cheese, those shots, that's I will make fun of that and laugh at
- 54:55that, Like what were those shots and those body movements with the so funny
- 55:00the plant here in his hand and it's like a lot of sauce on that
- 55:05spaghetti. Wow, that's great love. And Danni Thor when he's like he
- 55:15freaks out, abandon your post, flee, flee for your lives and then
- 55:19again, I'll just smacks a great line and so funny that they do that.
- 55:28Um arise, arise riders or something, and spears shall be shaken,
- 55:31shields shall be splintered, a sword day, a red day, ere the
- 55:37sun rises death. So cool, and it was apparently like his idea to
- 55:45ride back and forth and hit all their spears with his sword and like pump
- 55:50them up. And I just think that's so cool. And then yeah,
- 55:53and then he says ride now, ride now, ride to Ruin and the
- 55:58world's end death, and and they all just like a charge. So cool,
- 56:02so cool. I love that so much. I think it's so fun.
- 56:06Um. I also have I thought I had it. Rob. Do
- 56:12you have the his speech at the Black Gate? I do? Do you
- 56:16want to do it? Um? I don't feel strongly about it. If
- 56:20you have it, do it okay? I think this is the one.
- 56:23Yes, sons of God of Rohan, my brothers, I see in your
- 56:29eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may
- 56:31come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break
- 56:36all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of
- 56:39wolves and shattered shields, and the age of men comes cratching down. But
- 56:44it is not this day. This day we fight by all that you hold
- 56:47deer on this earth. I did you stand, man of the West?
- 56:52So cool? I love that. And then he has his real soft it's
- 56:59so sweet love that he's got a tender side. Ah, he really does.
- 57:04He's really all such a saddie. He's so sad, for sure.
- 57:12Do you think he rehearsed that in his tent before that, Like, yeah,
- 57:15there's no way he pulled that out of his But no, I mean
- 57:20I hope, I hope he had to rehearse it because it's so good in
- 57:22tiny little like living it, you know, old medieval mirror hergorns time to
- 57:30go, oh man, yeah, so so fun. God does anybody else
- 57:39have any other ones? I have some, but I can. I wrote
- 57:42down the sam one. He says, Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons
- 57:46in her hair. If ever I were to marry some someone, it would
- 57:51have been her. It would have been her. It would have been her.
- 57:54Yeah, yeah, just from sort of the the epilogy kind of part.
- 58:04But when he's like, how do you pick up the threads of an
- 58:06old life? How do you go on? When in your heart you begin
- 58:08to understand there is no going back. There is some things that time cannot
- 58:14mend, some hurts that go too deep, that have taken hold. And
- 58:17I just think that's such a beautiful sentiment. I just love that. There
- 58:24was one line that Eric Horn says too, when when he's like breaking up
- 58:30with her and he's like or whatever, he said, I have wished you
- 58:35joy. Since first I saw you and it was very nice. I was
- 58:37just like, that's that's a nice way to let somebody down. Yeah,
- 58:44I've thought you should be happy with someone else for a long time. Yeah,
- 58:47that's that's what I first saw you. Yeah, you should try and
- 58:52use that lovely. You know, it'd be like a nice boundary setting.
- 58:57No not yeah, okay, yeah, just if there's anybody that's like you,
- 59:04like, let's just see what she said. You know, since I
- 59:07first saw you in the audience, I have wished. I wished. Yeah,
- 59:13not to me. I didn't say no to a lot of people personally,
- 59:17So I don't think there'll be a lot opportunities. I don't know.
- 59:22I just like the general way to set a boundary. That sounds really like
- 59:27that. I like that. Yeah, that is nice. Joy. Since
- 59:30I've seen you, it's the moment I laid eyes on you, that is
- 59:34lovely. They would take it the wrong way, uh, Mary, you
- 59:38talked about this earlier, Jenica. But the Mary and Pippin when he finds
- 59:44them on the on the battlefield and he's like, Mary, it's me,
- 59:46it's Pippin. I knew you'd find me. Yes, are you gonna leave?
- 59:51Me, No, Mary, I'm gonna look after you. And that's
- 59:53like the first time he has like responsibility really as a character. He's kind
- 59:59of always being looked after. I just think that's really a nice moment for
- 1:00:02the Coming of Age two for like so many total viduals totally. When Sam
- 1:00:10is looking up, I think they're on like the side of the mountain and
- 1:00:14he looks up, mister Frodo, Look, there's light and beauty up there
- 1:00:17that no shadow can touch. I just thought that was like just a gorgeous
- 1:00:22little line you bout to no one. Is maybe the line of the movie,
- 1:00:28like it is. I maybe should have picked it for my favorite scene
- 1:00:31because it is so great. Yeah, that's probably gonna be the title of
- 1:00:37episode. So great, right, Yeah, that's a great idea. Love
- 1:00:42um oh, I love when they're in they're in the what is the dim
- 1:00:50Old Road? I think it's what they call it, the with the dead
- 1:00:52folks, like, the dead do not suffer the living, and he's just
- 1:00:57like, you will suffer me, And then he goes on and says like
- 1:01:00I summon you to yeah, summon you to fulfill your oath. None but
- 1:01:05the King of Gondor and he's like it has been remade, you know,
- 1:01:07talking about the line. But then he's like, uh, fight for us
- 1:01:13and regain your honor. And I just love when he's like, what say
- 1:01:15you? Yeah, what say you? Like, it's just so sweet.
- 1:01:19Yeah, what are you doing? You know? And then and then it
- 1:01:22cuts away because yeah, it's a it's a weird cut. I've never really
- 1:01:27understood it. I think they were just trying to like hold suspense. I
- 1:01:30guess. Yeah. It's also kind of weird in the book too, to
- 1:01:35be honest, because it's kind of like a cast aside, right, a
- 1:01:37little part of it. It's it's interesting, um, but yeah, it
- 1:01:43is lovely. Um. And then before that, I love when um el
- 1:01:50Ron brings him the sword, which is different than the book as well.
- 1:01:54In the book he has the sword the entire time. I think this actually
- 1:01:58works really well. But he's like, they will answer to the King of
- 1:02:01Gondor, and then he's en dural Flame of the west Fords from the shards
- 1:02:07of narcial Sauron will not have forgotten the sword of a len Deal. The
- 1:02:10blade that was broken shall return to menace Tirath, and I was like,
- 1:02:14yeah, so fun, so many hype moments in this. Yeah, there
- 1:02:20were a lot, yeah, so many. Also, so many endings.
- 1:02:23I was like, oh and another ending, we're still going still and then
- 1:02:30gone back to the shining. Yeah. If they would have got back to
- 1:02:34the Shire, would have been like forever long, I'm with you. Yeah,
- 1:02:37there was no way. Yeah. Also they had the drinking game.
- 1:02:42I think this is only an extending, like I think so, I think,
- 1:02:46but it's like no pastures, no spills, and no regardgation. It's
- 1:02:53really funny. And then obviously I think Alps have an advantage there. So
- 1:03:00yeah, it's so funny. It's like I feel something. I've a slight
- 1:03:02dingle in my fingers. I think it's affecting me. What I say.
- 1:03:07He can't hold his liquor and then he passes out. That's the cross side
- 1:03:10crats out. Real good, yeah, real great, real great. Love
- 1:03:15that. Uh. I think that's all the giant ones I have. I
- 1:03:22think, well, why don't we go to the next section because it's gonna
- 1:03:24be a while. Let's do boo hoo moments. Strong men also cry strong
- 1:03:40man also strong men also cry bugs? How how many do we have here?
- 1:03:50All? Right? So I this is hard a lot of them bleed
- 1:03:54over into each other. I've done my best. We have a new leader.
- 1:04:00I feel very certain. Is it in the thirties, It's not,
- 1:04:04Okay, it's in the forties. Wow, it is by far. The
- 1:04:11biggest was like twenty nine or something. But I like, I didn't know
- 1:04:16what to do because I was like every I think I calculated out and it
- 1:04:20was like every five minutes of film time and I was like, that actually
- 1:04:25doesn't seem that crazy to me in this I mean it is, it's a
- 1:04:30little crazy. You gotta get going. Forty of them, we gotta start
- 1:04:33throwing them out. It's tough. I've rationally it. There should be enough
- 1:04:39for what the journey home and like we have that moment where they're like,
- 1:04:42not the journey home awkward? Uh. I love when Marion Pippen are smoking
- 1:04:46when the others Approachiz and Gardage think that's a lovely happy moment. Those are
- 1:04:50happy tissues, not sad tissues. Uh we uh, we shall have peace.
- 1:04:57Um. Theaden's big speech, I think that's really sorry. Bro.
- 1:05:01Oh let's see. I love that the Theatin called for Agrima to come down
- 1:05:06and be forgiven. I just thought that was a lovely momentum they hailed the
- 1:05:12victorious dead. When Pippin holds the plant here and Gandolf is mad at him,
- 1:05:20and then immediately his like, oh crap, Pippen, are you okay?
- 1:05:24And like really cares for him? Deep yeah, the fool of a
- 1:05:28two cline so fun. Uh. Pippin apologizes to Mary and they realized they
- 1:05:33may never see each other again. Very emotional. Um Arwin talks about there
- 1:05:40you saw there was a child, you saw my son. I just was
- 1:05:43like, whoa, that's a lot. That's tough. Uh. Really this
- 1:05:48one surprised me. Gandolf writing through menas Tirith just with the super dope music
- 1:05:54playing over top of it. I loved that. I was very hyped at
- 1:05:57that moment um. Pippins swears fealty to the Lord of Denithor, which I
- 1:06:02thought was very lovely. He's not supposed to do that, but he just
- 1:06:05can't. They can't help would be good guys, those hobbits. Uh.
- 1:06:11When Frodo says he doesn't think he's coming back and Sam assures him he is.
- 1:06:15Um sort of a continuation of the other one. Does it count as
- 1:06:17an extra? Who cares the beacons are lit uh, and Rohan shall answer
- 1:06:24get hype hype Bro apparently hyped as well. Hype tears very common um.
- 1:06:32And then Mary offers his sword, which I love so much. I think
- 1:06:36that's lovely. Uh. The look of surprise when Fairmere sees uh, when
- 1:06:44Fairmere sees Pippin and he's like, this isn't the first habit you've ever come
- 1:06:47across as it And then they have their little talk. That's nice. Uh.
- 1:06:55Oh. I think it's Gandalf talking to Faremere and was like, or
- 1:07:00maybe it's Pippin. Anyway, someone says like, one day your father's gonna
- 1:07:03see it. Um. And then Faremire does this whole like if I come
- 1:07:09back, I hope you think better of me, you know, and all
- 1:07:11that stuff, which is so sad um. When they're convinced sam ate the
- 1:07:16lamb spread and then Froto tells them to buzz off. That's very sad Uh.
- 1:07:21Your father loves you, Faremre. He'll remember it before the end,
- 1:07:25before he rides out of his death, not his death but injury, I
- 1:07:30guess. Um. So cool. I love that line Pippin's song. I've
- 1:07:34always loved that song so much. Probably should have said that for for scene
- 1:07:39actually because it's a that's a lovely scene. That really great close up of
- 1:07:44that guy eating too is really fun and delicious. Uh. When al Ron
- 1:07:53gives the sword to Airgorn, I give hope to men, and then Airgorn
- 1:07:58says, I keep Anne for myself, which I think is such a badass
- 1:08:00line. Um And also a little bit of trivia. That is what Ergorn's
- 1:08:04mother says when she has to bring Ergorn to be with the elves because she
- 1:08:10fears for his life, which is cool. Oh, let's see when the
- 1:08:15Aden leaves a win and tells her you know, he loves her basically and
- 1:08:19is like, I'm sorry you have to stay or whatever. Blah blah blah,
- 1:08:25when he tells Mary not that he can't come to battle, when they
- 1:08:29Ada tells him he can't come to battle, and then the ride with me
- 1:08:32my lady, you know, and all that stuff, which is so fun.
- 1:08:38What say you a little hype action? Uh, let's see hype tears
- 1:08:45for sure, this is no place where a hobbit. And then Pippin you
- 1:08:50know, kills the orc that was coming for for Gandolph, which is cool,
- 1:08:55and he's like God tolucit to wounded, not back up the deal quickly,
- 1:08:58you know all that stuff. It's so fun and let's see. Uh.
- 1:09:03Oh, Frodo says to gollum Um that he has to destroy the ring.
- 1:09:10I have to destroy it for both our sakes. And that's the last
- 1:09:14time we see smigel Um really, because after that it's all Gollum like.
- 1:09:17It's it's sort of the last time he Those two you know characters are there,
- 1:09:24which is cool. Uh. Let's see they're talking. There's a lot
- 1:09:30of talking. Sam. Uh. When Sam like yells at Sheilap, let
- 1:09:35him go, you filth, you will not touch him again. Sam's the
- 1:09:40brave dude that got me good. Uh. And then Sam to Frodo,
- 1:09:45don't don't leave me here alone. Don't go where I can't follow you like
- 1:09:50woo, it's wild, very sad. Uh. When the row here Um
- 1:09:57arrives at the battle that is hyped here to the max brawls, uh fade
- 1:10:02and speech. Of course, that's kind of one. I don't know what
- 1:10:05to do anymore. I feel weird that I'm saying all these Uh. I
- 1:10:11didn't think it would end like this. The journey doesn't end here. Death
- 1:10:14is another path. That's lovely. If you kill I will kill you.
- 1:10:17If you touch him, I am no man. That can be good love
- 1:10:21that that's all caps um Fadeen and Awen's goodbye, oh, specifically when she
- 1:10:30says I'm gonna save you and he's like you already did? I mean?
- 1:10:34Come on? That is lovely. When Pippin finds Mary, of course,
- 1:10:41and America just crying in anguish when he sees his sister. That is tough.
- 1:10:46Yeah, tough boy. There's a lot guys, this is a problem.
- 1:10:53Um, it's just the damp of the first spring rain. I do
- 1:10:58not believe this darkness will endure or Fairmeer says that, and I thought that
- 1:11:00was a lovely line, very beautiful. Sam seeing the light and he says,
- 1:11:04there's some you know that evil can't touch. There's a light that it
- 1:11:08can't touch. Uh. Sam finally sends I says, I don't think there's
- 1:11:13gonna be a return journey, mister Frodo. That's yeah, super crazy and
- 1:11:18sad to Aragorn speech which we already mentioned, hype tears ts uh, let's
- 1:11:29see side by side with a friend. We said that absolutely got me um
- 1:11:33Sam remembering the shire and Frodo being like I can't I can't see it.
- 1:11:38I can't you know, see anything, and then he says like I'll carry
- 1:11:42you. That whole moment so wild, the soft for Frodo, and then
- 1:11:46the charge into battle was such like I could tell that's why they did that
- 1:11:50to tug at your heartstrings. And I was like, you guys nailed me.
- 1:11:55Good work, you really got me good on that. Uh they always
- 1:11:59do. Rob Um. Let's see when Frodo can't cast it into the fire
- 1:12:03and he's like, the ring is mine and he sort of becomes corrupted in
- 1:12:08that moment. Um. Uh. And then when Sam is like, don't
- 1:12:14you let go? Don't you do it? Like, don't you dare basically
- 1:12:17reach so cool love that. Um also probably pretty slippery with the Blood right
- 1:12:24yeah, I thought that that's just really Jeremy and well there's that, but
- 1:12:31these guys have basically been like making out. You know, there's got open
- 1:12:35cuts. Fred's got a lot of open cuts. I just don't the Blood
- 1:12:40Brothers already for sure? Well they want to be or no, yeah you
- 1:12:44know, um the Rosy Cotton dancing line robs. Yeah, I like that.
- 1:12:49Yeah. Uh, Frodo wakes up and then sees everyone in all the
- 1:12:54reunions. That's such a love of moment. Oh tell me, um,
- 1:12:59so did you yes the thing? Please tell yeah? I say it.
- 1:13:02So there's a theory that Frodo doesn't know Legoless's name. And one of the
- 1:13:12big things is because in that scene he like mouths like Sam and An and
- 1:13:18and then there's like when he sees Legoless, he's just like he's kind of
- 1:13:23small. After he's like, yeah, oh I love that me. Yeah,
- 1:13:31yeah, that was so sorry I had to interject with that love that
- 1:13:36up for that video. Uh, Ern is crowned and then Erwin is there,
- 1:13:41which is so lovely. My friends you about to no one might as
- 1:13:45well a kind of tan um. Yeah. Sam goes and talks to Rosie,
- 1:13:49which um, and then just the whole gray Haven's scene. So yeah,
- 1:13:58there's a few. That was all of them. That was it robbed
- 1:14:01you not off? You're not still going? Then? No, that's did
- 1:14:06you Actually we need to count because this is the winner, so we don't
- 1:14:11have to do that right right the second, but you do need to figure
- 1:14:14out you have to say so that we know what the number one is.
- 1:14:19It's fifty one like together. I don't know one. Wow, dude,
- 1:14:27you bypass the thirties and forties went straight to fifty. Hey, babe,
- 1:14:31if you're gonna do it, you might as well do it, you know
- 1:14:32what I'm saying. Yeah, I was feeling very tender this day that I
- 1:14:35watched it too, So it makes sense. So and how it's your top,
- 1:14:40your your greatest film of and there's so much like Heart too. Yeah.
- 1:14:45Yeah, I'm not gonna explain myself to you. No, you don't
- 1:14:48have to explain it. But will you explain some movie trivia for us?
- 1:14:53Well? I thought you could say, but will you explain it to a
- 1:14:55professional? Please? Please? Please? Movie truivia. Let's see. To
- 1:15:02get enough extras for the battle at the Black Gate, a few hundred members
- 1:15:05of the New Zealand Army were brought in, and apparently they were so enthusiastic
- 1:15:11during the battle scenes that they kept breaking the wooden swords and spears that they
- 1:15:15were given. I think it's fun, so they were. They were getting
- 1:15:19into it, which is funny. Let's see, this is crazy. Uh
- 1:15:25oh no, this is not that one, forget it. The last shot
- 1:15:27of principal photography was when the newly crowned Ericorn bows to the four Hobbits,
- 1:15:31which I think is lovely in a lot of ways. And although Vigo didn't
- 1:15:36need to be on set that day, he insisted on attending. He didn't
- 1:15:42have a crown, I guess because he wasn't in the shot, you know,
- 1:15:45for that specific shot. So he fashioned one out of paper, and
- 1:15:50with every take, every successive take, the crown was you know, they
- 1:15:56looked like, kept adding sillier things to it, and it just began.
- 1:15:59It became while then. So I guess the four actors playing the Hobbits had
- 1:16:02had difficulties suppressing their giggles, and I just thought that was such a sweet
- 1:16:06little moment. I love that. Let's make it fifty two. Let's add
- 1:16:10that to the movieum So, John rys Davies, I think we covered this
- 1:16:16earlier, but I don't remember. He would get really bad rashes from the
- 1:16:20Gimli makeup, um and I think we said like he had to film every
- 1:16:26other day or whatever, so they the makeup department gave him an opportunity after
- 1:16:30he rapped to throw his Gimley mask into the fire on his last day of
- 1:16:35photography, and he didn't apparently he didn't hesitate at all. He grabbed it
- 1:16:40and they had a nice time. So I thought that was fun um set
- 1:16:45that one already. Well, let's see, Oh, the final reel of
- 1:16:50the movie was completed. The final reel of the movie to be completed was
- 1:16:56done only five days before the world premiere in wild in New Zealand. It
- 1:17:00was still wet from developing because there was no time to dry it. It's
- 1:17:05and the premiere was the first time that Peter Jackson had seen the completed movie,
- 1:17:11which I just think is insane. I just think that's crazy. And
- 1:17:15this also is crazy. The final day of filming on the trilogy actually happened
- 1:17:20over a month or over a month after this movie was theatrically released and three
- 1:17:26weeks after the two thousand and four Academy Awards. Sir Peter Jackson arranged to
- 1:17:30film one final shot of the skulls on the floor in the Paths of Death,
- 1:17:34which was included in the extended edition of the DVD, and he apparently
- 1:17:40like just had a great time and thought it was so funny that they were
- 1:17:43filming for a movie that had already won the Best Picture oscar Um. Originally
- 1:17:51it was going to end with a voice over by glad Reel detailing the fad
- 1:17:58of the fellowship after the events of the movie, and scenes with Gimli and
- 1:18:01Legolist because they kind of go on their body their Buddy Cop adventure afterwards were
- 1:18:08filmed, but they weren't used in any version of the finished movie, so
- 1:18:12those are out there somewhere, which is fun. Apparently, Billy Boyd's singing
- 1:18:17scene largely came about because they went out for karaoke one night and Philippa Boyen's,
- 1:18:28who was a co writer, was struck by the quality of Billy Boyd's
- 1:18:31voice. So, remembering that dannith Or asked Pippin to sing him a song
- 1:18:36when Farremre heads off to war, she resurrected the lyrics from the novel and
- 1:18:43he came up with a tune for it. I just think that's really neat.
- 1:18:45Yeah, And apparently Vigo Martinson also composed the tune and sung the part
- 1:18:50to the song that Airgorn sings at his coronation and the translation of the Elvish
- 1:18:57words are out of the Great Sea to Middle Earth. This is the place
- 1:19:00I will abide and my heirs unto the ending of the world, which is
- 1:19:04really fun. Um, let's see the movie made one thousand, four hundred
- 1:19:14and eight percent profit for a new line cinema. That's pretty good. That's
- 1:19:17pretty good, pretty pretty good. Let's see. It became the most nominated
- 1:19:25trilogy in Academy Award history, with thirty nominations, surpressing the Godfather trilogy with
- 1:19:31twenty nine and the Star Wars film franchise with twenty one. That's cool killing
- 1:19:38it. Elijah Wood is noted for his ability to stare fixedly in front of
- 1:19:43him for ages without blinking, which is a weird thing to be noted for,
- 1:19:47but it was very useful for when he was comatose and wrapped up in
- 1:19:51the weblike cocoon. And Sir Peter Jackson is an arachnophobic person and bay she
- 1:20:00love on designs of the type of spiders he feared the most, which is
- 1:20:03pretty fun. It was very scary, so scary spiders good, Let's see.
- 1:20:12Vigo estimates that during the course of filming the trilogy included all the takes,
- 1:20:17he killed every stuntman on production at least fifty times, which I think
- 1:20:23is a funny. That's a funny way of saying that I like that.
- 1:20:26Um. During one of the shots filming the Charge of the Row, here
- 1:20:30a rider fell off the back of his horse and luckily, just by pure
- 1:20:34chance, all the horses that came behind him managed to miss him. So
- 1:20:39that could have been like real yeah, yeah, real bad, But they
- 1:20:45left out so that's good. Um, well, I thought this was interesting.
- 1:20:50Sir Peter Jackson hated the Army of the Dead, according to a magazine
- 1:20:55article, because he thought it was too unbelievable, but he kept it in
- 1:21:00the script because he didn't want to disappoint die hard fans of the books,
- 1:21:02which I was like, yeah, people would have been mad about that,
- 1:21:04But I like, but like, this is with a world of orcs and
- 1:21:10magic rings, where do we draw the line here? Yeah? Yeah,
- 1:21:15yeah, I love that for sure. The battle scenes report Or contain reportedly
- 1:21:20over two hundred thousand digital participants and are so huge that extra room had to
- 1:21:28be built into the Weta Digital's effects facility to house all the computer equipment needed
- 1:21:33to render the scenes, so they had to like put an addition on wild
- 1:21:41Crazy. Here's some just a slew of facts about the trilogy. Over six
- 1:21:45million feet of film was shot during production. There were forty eight thousand swords,
- 1:21:51axes, shields, and makeup prosthetics that were made. Twenty thousand,
- 1:21:57six hundred and two background actors were cast, nineteen thousand costumes were made by
- 1:22:03the wardrobe department. Ten thousand crowd participants at a New Zealand cricket game who
- 1:22:11made the Orc army grunts, which I think is so funny. There was
- 1:22:15twenty four hundred behind the scenes crew members at the height of production, which
- 1:22:19is wild. Twenty four hundred, Yeah, sixteen hundred pairs of prosthetic hobbit
- 1:22:27feet were created. Two hundred and fifty horses were used in one scene.
- 1:22:31One hundred and eighty computer visual effects artists were employed, which I actually think
- 1:22:36is like not that many compared Yeah, too low, Yeah right, it's
- 1:22:43really wild, but still a lot obviously, but yeah. One hundred fourteen
- 1:22:47total speaking roles in the films. One hundred real locations in New Zealand were
- 1:22:54used for backdrops. There were fifty tailors, cobblers, designers and others in
- 1:22:59the ward robe department, thirty actors and actresses trained to speak fictional dialects and
- 1:23:04languages, and then seven total years of development for all three movies. Wow,
- 1:23:11doing there's a lot of facts crazy, Um boy, there's too many
- 1:23:18here. I'll try to call to her a little bit. Sean Aston screen
- 1:23:21tested for Sam Weise Gamgee by playing the scene where he cradles the comatose Frodo
- 1:23:27after hits encountered with she Loved and I was looking, Yeah, that's a
- 1:23:30tough one to do, but okay, that's that's tough. I thought it
- 1:23:33was fun that they they felt very challenged when creating She Loved by by how
- 1:23:40effective the Giant Spider had been in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets,
- 1:23:43which I just thought was a fun a fun little crossover. Um. There
- 1:23:49was apparently a scene shot that involved Aragorn tackling a physical manifestation of Sauron one
- 1:23:57on one outside the Black Gate, and I'm glad they didn't do that because
- 1:24:00that was that would have been weird. They decided it's partly why uh Ergorn
- 1:24:06fights that big Orc at the end, because they superimposed the Orc or the
- 1:24:11troll, the cave troll. They superimposed him over Sauron, which was,
- 1:24:16yeah, yeah, for sure, this is very That would have been that
- 1:24:19would have been weird. I want to I liked a mouth of Saron though
- 1:24:24scene in the extended mission that was creepy as hell, super cool, And
- 1:24:28I don't think he kills him in the book. I think that was a
- 1:24:30choice they made in this and it was cool. It was cathartic. Yeah,
- 1:24:33we needed it, let's see. Oh. I just thought this was
- 1:24:38really neat that a day may come when the Courage of Men fails. That
- 1:24:41whole speech that Ergorn gives um, he says an hour of wolves and shattered
- 1:24:45shields, when the age of Men comes crashing down. This is a very
- 1:24:48close paraphrase to the forty fifth stanza of an old Norse poem called Voluspa,
- 1:24:55which describes Ragnarok and is just really cool. And apparently that same poem was
- 1:25:00the source of several names of dwarves in the world of Tilteen, so that's
- 1:25:03cool. Yeah. Uh, I just think this is crazy. John Gilbert
- 1:25:12was editing Lord of the Rings the Fellowship of the Ring, while Michael Horton
- 1:25:15was editing The Two Towers, while Jamie Selkirk was cutting the final chapter like
- 1:25:24and apparently Peter Jackson like had a signed out that each of them were going
- 1:25:29to edit each specific one and he wanted Selkirk to do the last one because
- 1:25:32he thought he would sort of like tie up the story in a way.
- 1:25:35But it's just crazy. They had to be editing those at the same time.
- 1:25:40Supparently, that's crazy wild Why I thought. I didn't realize. Yeah,
- 1:25:45I guess that makes sense. If they shot for seven years straight,
- 1:25:49that would make sense. I think they shot. They didn't shoot for seven
- 1:25:54years straight. It was like developed for that long. Ye shot for like
- 1:25:59two hundred seventy days or something. Yeah, I think that's right. Yeah,
- 1:26:03like a couple of year period though, right or something. I don't
- 1:26:05know. I don't Yeah, I think it was like not quite a year
- 1:26:12of them actually shooting. That's wild. But I mean Helm's Deep by itself
- 1:26:16was four months. Yeah, so crazy. Yeah, just in the rain,
- 1:26:21yeah, wid um and then just real quick, this is kind of
- 1:26:28a deep lower thing. But in the books, the prophecy that no man
- 1:26:33can kill the witch king Um was said by glor findel Um, who foretold
- 1:26:39that not by the hand of men shall he fall. But in the books
- 1:26:45it it's sort of implied that it's because Mary has an ancient blade that was
- 1:26:49given to him by Tom bomba deal and that breaks the spell, and Mary's
- 1:26:55not a man, He's a hobbit, right, so that's part of the
- 1:26:59reason why it works. And then the kill shot comes from aowen. So
- 1:27:01I just thought that was interesting. Tom Bombadill Robb was in the books and
- 1:27:05is like a pretty big character and very yeah, like he's mostly only in
- 1:27:11the first book, the Fellowship portion, but he is sort of this like
- 1:27:15has been around forever and is sort of the manifestation of like nature I guess
- 1:27:21is like my probably the most powerful being in Middle Earth. Yeah yeah,
- 1:27:27and kind of just says like I'm not involved in this ring stuff, said
- 1:27:30he would lose the ring, like because they were like, can't we give
- 1:27:32you the ring? And He's like, no, I would lose it.
- 1:27:34I would just lose it because I don't care about it, you know,
- 1:27:39his goldberry. Yeah. But so that's why in the movie, obviously they
- 1:27:44never meet Tom, so it's just like a regular dagger that he stabs him
- 1:27:46with um and it works in the movie, I think too, But that's
- 1:27:49why it happens in the book. And I just thought that was a good
- 1:27:53way to bring up Tom for just a hot second. So that was all
- 1:27:57the trivia I had robbed any I just said. The last spoken line of
- 1:28:01the movie was well, I'm back. Is also the last line of the
- 1:28:04book. Yeah, and it's perfect. Yes, And it's a great draft
- 1:28:10that we're going to do later. It is, No, it is great.
- 1:28:14Any trivia that we missed, I think you got it covered. No,
- 1:28:16I'm sorry. It was a lot. Um. Are there going to
- 1:28:20be more sequels to this? I mean there was the prequel. I don't
- 1:28:25think there'll be sequels too, it doesn't seem likely. And we had that
- 1:28:30awesome Prime show. Did you watch that? I'm like a quarter of the
- 1:28:34way through it. It was like when all a bunch of really good shows
- 1:28:38came out at once, so I need to go back and catch it.
- 1:28:41I was watching the Game of Thrones one and yes, that one at the
- 1:28:44same time. This is almost too much. It's too jarring. I don't
- 1:28:47know, especially for like an admitted not huge fantastic Yeah a lot. Good
- 1:28:55for you though, for going for it. Yeah, nice, nice,
- 1:28:59Well do you guys want to play game? Yes? Yes, I decided
- 1:29:02to make a plot tub time machine and what that is. I'm just gonna
- 1:29:06tell the plot to a movie and once you know what the film is you
- 1:29:11just ring in with your name? And um, all these have something in
- 1:29:16common if you know what the theme is ringing at anytime and guess, so
- 1:29:23let's do it. Number one. When the royal family is accidentally killed,
- 1:29:30the heir to the throne proves to be a loutish American. Overnight he goes
- 1:29:33from sleazy Las Vegas lounge singer. Yes, bugs, it's no way.
- 1:29:36Jennica has seen this, King Ralph. This one was kind of in for
- 1:29:43bugs a little bit. But okay, so King Ralph for one. You
- 1:29:48would love it, though, Jennica, So you should watch it. It
- 1:29:50was fucking I think you know I Oh it's old, Yeah for sure.
- 1:30:00All right, let's go to number two. This animated feature follows the adventures
- 1:30:04of a young lion who is heir to the throne his wicked uncle. Plot
- 1:30:08said, yes, Jane King King, Yes, and she's on the board.
- 1:30:15I was not here. Does anybody okay? Movies with kings King in
- 1:30:21the title, King in the title. So when we were texting about what
- 1:30:29our draft should be, I had already done this game and was like,
- 1:30:32funny, why did I say the King thing? No, I'm gonna have
- 1:30:35to do a new game to research. So they we're gonna do the Last
- 1:30:40Lions. I thought my idea was so good. Yeah, I thought you
- 1:30:43were great. Let's go to number three. Just after the end of the
- 1:30:49Gulf War, four American soldiers assigned to steal Saddam Hussein's hidden gold, led
- 1:30:55by cynical Sergeant Major Archie Gates. Three of the men are rescued by rebels.
- 1:31:00Sergeant Troy Barlow is captured and tortured by Iraqi intelligence. The Iraqi rebels
- 1:31:04beg for the American trio to help fight against the impending arrival of Hussain's leak
- 1:31:09guard. The men agreed to fight in return for help rescuing Troy. Five
- 1:31:16four US Yes, bugs. I don't think it's Vietnam. It's not four
- 1:31:24kings this or something. It's not four kings. It's close. Do you
- 1:31:30have a guest, Jennica, No, not at all. Say the number
- 1:31:32three, Jennica, say three kings. It is three kings. Oh wow,
- 1:31:43yay, thank you. Not think of that till the is it three
- 1:31:48kings? Damn it, it is three kings. Who's in it? Last
- 1:31:54year? No? No, no, this was the clooney. Uh,
- 1:31:59who's in I was thinking of it. Not wrong movie Mark Wahlberg. Maybe
- 1:32:03it was those two. Yeah, yeah, Orlando Bloom I think was in
- 1:32:09it too. I think you're right. Think I never saw I saw it
- 1:32:13one time. And the one time I saw it was at a gym and
- 1:32:18they had like a movie playing in the like where the treadmills we were,
- 1:32:24and I was like, oh, I've never seen this, So then I
- 1:32:26just walked for a baby Mark baby Clooney. Yes, what's the Vietnam one
- 1:32:34that just came out? They had the four the four black actors. Oh
- 1:32:41to five bloods Okay, that wasn't even clause. That was okay, Um,
- 1:32:46all right, let's go to number four. In this film adaptation of
- 1:32:54the Rogers and Hammerstein musical, a widowed Welsh mother becomes a governess in English,
- 1:33:00tutor to the wives and many children of the stubborn king mong cut of
- 1:33:03c Yes, bugs, is this the king and I the king? And
- 1:33:09makes sense? I've never seen that neither. Always it always was a play
- 1:33:14like locally. Yeah, well you never saw it either. Nope, never
- 1:33:18did. We'll have to make a mandate, go see it mandated. Let's
- 1:33:24go to number five, England's prince Albert must have send the throne as King
- 1:33:30George six, but he has a speech impediment. Knowing that the country needs
- 1:33:34her husband to be able to communicate effectively, Elizabeth hires Lionel Loge, an
- 1:33:40Australian actor. Yes, the King's Speech, The King's Speech, Wow,
- 1:33:45which is a wonderful movie. I still have never seen that. It's really
- 1:33:50really good. You're gonna watch it. I know I've said it a lot,
- 1:33:54but it is actually good. Sometimes I forget that Prince Albert was an
- 1:33:57actual person and not just a piercing and akin, oh yes, I'm I'm
- 1:34:05sorry. All right, let's go to number six. An expansive remake follows
- 1:34:12director Carl Denham and his crew on a journey from New York City to an
- 1:34:15ominous island to film a new movie. Accompanying him or playwright Jack Driscoll,
- 1:34:20an actress, and Darrow, who was whisked away by the monstrous ape after
- 1:34:27they reached the island. Yes, King Kong, King Kong, you got
- 1:34:31it? Was it Skull Island? Or no? It was? I took
- 1:34:35it out of the plot synopsis to not give it away. But was it
- 1:34:42King Kong Skull Island? Okay? Which is another Peter Jackson film. It
- 1:34:48was, Oh, it absolutely was. Yeah. Jared Black and the intim
- 1:34:55Brody Yea also might be mentioned in Great Asked Lines Later. I saw it
- 1:35:01on a bunch of lists. It was on all the lists. But that
- 1:35:05was like the nineteen thirty three one. Yeah, I've never seen right.
- 1:35:09Peter Jackson was good. I like because Peter like the thing he did after
- 1:35:15Lord of the Rings and Andy Serkis was cong right, right, um,
- 1:35:25where are we up sitting in after six their bugs? I'm not sure?
- 1:35:29I just gave Jennica point. Yeah, she got king con Did I give
- 1:35:32her a point? She got three kings and the lion King you gave to
- 1:35:41me? She should have three? Three? Okay, I did I have
- 1:35:44four? History, Let's go to number seven. After Shock, jock Jack
- 1:35:49Lucas inadvertently provokes a caller into murdering a group of innocent people in a Manhattan
- 1:35:55bar. He grows depressed and turns to booze as he's about to hit rock
- 1:35:59Bot. I mean. It's a homeless man named Perry whose wife was killed
- 1:36:02by the collar he pushed to the brink. Mentally scarred by his loss,
- 1:36:08Perry spends his days searching for the Holy Grail. Jack, feeling culpable for
- 1:36:13the poor man's plight, pledges to help him in his quest. Oh is
- 1:36:16this the Bukes? Yeah, the King Fisher just flip him the Fisher King.
- 1:36:26Yeah. I was thinking, yeah, yeah, the Fisher King.
- 1:36:30Yeah, that was the Robin Williams Jeff Bridges one. I didn't know that
- 1:36:34was the plot of it that. I didn't remember that thing the plot either.
- 1:36:41I have to watch that. I've never seen it. But the shock
- 1:36:44Jack Robin Williams. No, Robin Williams was the homeless man. Jeff Bridges
- 1:36:49was the shock jock. Wow, young young Jeff Bridges. Yikes. Yeah,
- 1:36:57yeah, yikes. Let's go to number eight. While in Uganda on
- 1:37:00a medical mission, Scottish doctor Nicholas Garrigan becomes the personal physician. Yes,
- 1:37:05the last King of Scotland. Boom, very good. I like that movie.
- 1:37:11That's a great movie. Number nine Gary Eggsy Unwin, whose late father
- 1:37:17secretly worked for Yes. Nice. Yes, I thought that was as impressive
- 1:37:33because I was so so traumatized about that movie. It was so I was
- 1:37:45like, damn, what did you do? It was so violent, Like
- 1:37:48I'm having such a nice time when I'm so sorry. Yeah, I was
- 1:37:53really upset. I was really I remember exactly where and when. So anyway,
- 1:37:59exsyways, you definitely have it. Well it helped in this, It
- 1:38:03definitely did. YEA. That's amazing all right. Last one, you guys,
- 1:38:12inspired by a legendary Egyptian warriors set five thousand years ago and the notorious
- 1:38:17city of Gomorrah, where an evil ruler is determined to lay waste to all
- 1:38:20the nomadic peoples of the desert. The few remaining tribes never natural allies have
- 1:38:27to unite or parish. Knowing their enemy relies on the visions of a sorcerer,
- 1:38:31they hire a skilled assassin, Matthais, to eliminate the visionary. This
- 1:38:38is also a spinoff of the Mummy films. Oh so is it? Scorpion
- 1:38:44King Scarpian King? I thought it was like Exodus of Kings or also God
- 1:38:51Exeducipids. God. Yeah, crazy, nicely done, so beughs. I
- 1:39:00think you I think you got it. I won, yeah, just barely,
- 1:39:04just barely. Great job. I did not get Eggy or whatever his
- 1:39:08name, Eggs Eggs. So you'll tell us how this draft goes, Buddy.
- 1:39:14The top five best. Last lines of a thing. I will,
- 1:39:15I will, but that's for our patrons only, so if you want to
- 1:39:18check that out, go to patreon dot com slash the Avid Indoorsman. Uh
- 1:39:23and for now we'll sort of wrap this up. Gene, thanks for coming
- 1:39:26on. This was so fun. Thanks for having me, let me nerd
- 1:39:30out. You're the best, Always lovely to have you. Um, you
- 1:39:34know, she just wants to encourage everyone to go see a professional therapist,
- 1:39:40starting with me. So if you find yourself crying over two times forty times,
- 1:39:48she's pretty healthy. To me, he's pretty normal. I think if
- 1:39:54you're not crying that many times a movie, you should probably check it out,
- 1:39:58right you did? Inside? Okay? Uh, well this is fun.
- 1:40:02We don't have a coming attraction because we haven't decided, so just be
- 1:40:05cool. Okay, just it'll be fun, we promise, or it won't
- 1:40:11be and you can just not listen to that one. It'll be great.
- 1:40:13Uh So yeah, stay tuned for that. But this, uh, this
- 1:40:15does it today for a return to the King, I'm roblon quiz. I'd
- 1:40:19thank you guys so much for listening. Until we talk to you next.
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