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Stimulcast: The Pope's Holy Whiskey & Daryl Hannah's Censored Splash · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  I've just read the most amazing thing in the world and I found out something
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  about myself that I never knew please tell me you haven't been reading more
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  Scientology literature welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things
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  nerdy no no no no I just saw something in the spreadsheet and I found out I
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  have something in common with the
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  Pope why a Catholic wife I don't know anything about Catholicism um no I don't
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  think he he can't marry I think but I think all the nuns are married to God
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  right that's one hell of a wedding night because he represents God do are they
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  married to him then I don't know how it works he probably gets to have his way with
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  them I assume hm I assume that's why you want to
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  become Pope I think it's just more so the money does he get paid oh trust me
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  they've got money yeah but does he get to use the money well I suppose he
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  probably does does the pope retire or is he the pope until he dies I don't know
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  about the pope very much well the last one did retire cuz he got old right yeah
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  that's called dying Luke they're all a bit old though right yeah I don't think
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  you going have
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  but then apparently the Vatican media office was allowed to approve all the
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  footage so they handed the footage over and when they got it back that was
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  missing that little clip so there's no there's no evidence that this happened
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  uh just a little anecdote see it's what I see because to me that sort of makes
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  the pope sort of seem more human like you can have a bit of a joke and yeah is
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  the human or is it like Theus where we supposed to believe that he actually does embody
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  I don't think they want us to think he's human he's special then why do they put
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  him in that bulletproof
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  glass so we can drive around and receive
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  pizza from people and whis the Pope I I mentioned this the other day in a
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  meeting at work and no one knew what the [ __ ] I was talking about either there's
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  a video out there and I I don't I don't remember where or why or how I saw this
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  the Pope the pope was part of some kind of parade or something and A guy ran up
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  with a pizza and was like Mr Pope take the pizza I made it for you and the pope
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  was like oh like the pizza this is the real BL Body of Christ and then I'm
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  watching the video right now there you go it exists that's some good buy of
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  Christ yeah all you're going to do is Google Pope Pizza as he said take an eat
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  of the pizza did he eat it there in front of everyone no I think he probably
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  threw it in the trash but I love it is he just stopped the parade to just
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  slowly eat that pizza that would be great hey stop at the car did someone
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  threw a bow at him are you allowed to do racist like no you're not allowed to do
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  anything racist well I mean I guess not Italian
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  what it's a Rome is a country right so you're allowed to do voices but can you
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  make fun of the Romans is that we R them I am making fun of him aren't I
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  a little bit we're not making fun of pizza though we love pizza [ __ ] love pizza I had
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  pizza last night mind you I did have at least one instance and I'm sure I've
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  talked about it on this podcast already where a jokey Italian accent got me into
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  trouble just the one time yeah it's why I don't do accents except
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  for Scottish but it was Scotch he was handed so if the pope had gone a this is the
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  real holy water that would have been fine
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  yeah I wonder what he did with it I mean we can assume what he did with it but
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  well added it to his wide collection of scotches he has yeah well I guess they
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  just don't want him seen to be endorsing whiskey or maybe it was like they don't
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  want him seen to be endorsing a particular brand cuz that would be
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  interesting wouldn't it if they yeah you're right what if cuz if if that was
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  me if I owned that Distillery my new slogan would be the real holy
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  water Glen Scotch the real hly water and I would just have that clip in the a God
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  says drink [Laughter]
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  this pretty good endorsement M well whiskey may be the real holy water uh
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  but getting booze around well getting booze around here was quite complicated the other
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  day uh until I found out there are varying levels of compliance with the
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  kind of uh social distancing laws yeah and uh one liquor
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  store uh the fancy one is very it being very compliant you got to call and place
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  your order and then you got to go pick it up uh and they'll you know they'll
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  bring it out to you curbside pickup is what it's been called here I don't know
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  if you guys call it that where you are I just got it a Bottle Shop yeah one then
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  I noticed that the the the liquor store near me which I usually go to is just
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  open as normal and I was like well I kind of wish I hadn't [ __ ]
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  around see I'm starting to think I think you're probably your lockdown is a lot
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  stricter than it is here because I think America's been here worse yeah oh yeah
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  yeah yeah like I think you've got the highest rate of deaths or something
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  here's the thing though Luke you need to do your lockdown before it gets bad yes
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  that's how you stop it from getting bad no that's the thing we we're already on
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  our way down yeah I saw a chart that was like Australia's headed back down again
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  I'm like well that's must be nice you guys aren't on an official lockdown
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  right we we are very much uh where we do have social distancing in place and a
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  lot of places are shut down a lot of work from home but we're not as strict
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  as right experiencing and probably you are experiencing as well yeah McDonald's
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  is closed oh God all right see how serious has gotten here even for
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  takeout yeah wow see that seemed like fast foods it's all you're not allowed
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  to dine in it's all takeway yeah same but everything like that is still open
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  shops are still open but they're sort of limiting how many people are allowed in
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  at a time like that um I can go into EB Games tomorrow wow really see for us
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  only supermarkets are open Andes I think it's because we probably locked down a
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  little bit earlier yeah than you guys did so we were able to sort of get on
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  top of it a little bit faster cuz I think we went to lockdown one or two
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  weeks before yeah that's true cuz I was like oh wonder if we will end up doing
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  that and then well it's not even lockdown here it's like Guilt Trip
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  lockdown like where it's like stay at home and if you don't stay at home we're
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  going to be very disappointed in you the big problem is I'm seeing is people do
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  the right thing and then sort of gets to like a week later and then everyone goes
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  ah I'm sure it'll be fine and then they get again cuz get cracking down here
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  they're getting more and more strict there's a campaign out right now to do in your
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  neighbor oh God yeah they wanted to do people were pushing for that here and
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  we're not allowed to leave the house without a mask on we're not supposed to
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  I accidentally did yesterday it's $300 fine if you do really jez so your for
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  your first offense and then it goes up we have nothing in place for
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  masks basically it came out about two weeks ago that 50% of carriers show no
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  symptoms so essentially you could you could not think you've got it and
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  therefore not think you need to wear a mask and you could be spreading it
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  around a friend Aaron sort of said the best thing what they sort of had to do
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  with their work and the best way to try and get people to do the right thing
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  don't be worried about getting it think that you have it and you're not trying
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  to give it to someone else MH yeah people misunderstand what the masks are
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  for I think yeah they do they definitely do because they're talking about you
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  know reopening the economy here and uh you know there's some disagreement over
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  what does that look like I think it looks like opening the you know making
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  the stores making the stores allowing the stores to open again which and
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  there's some debate about whether that's a good idea or not but apparently the
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  only state that is prepared for that cuz you got to have testing and you know
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  contact tracing and all that kind of stuff up to go apparently Rhode Island's
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  the only one that's actually ready to to do that
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  awesome yeah that is neat we uh we have that contact tracing thing if you go
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  into any store and like I said very few are even open but you have to scan a QR
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  code and log in that you're entering that yeah um you're allowed to get your
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  haircut still that's deem D essential so I got a haircut over the weekend um with
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  a mask on via Skype but I had a mask on he had a mask on and at one point he's cutting the
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  sides up above my ears and he cut my mask off and then we just looked at each
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  other he was like sorry did he give you a replace the mask no he didn't no no it
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  was awkward know what to do he said you've led a good life maybe it's time
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  yeah and then he put a little mask on the Clippers put a little mask on his
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  dick got what's that for he's like you'll find out you'll find out we'll
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  find out if you are getting uh bored
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  during quarantine uh unfortunately unfortunately I don't know
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  how I'm trying to think of a less JY way to say this now I think should have
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  bought that cuz sadly it seems cases of domestic violence are up because of
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  people being locked in houses together
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  and uh Malaysia has put out a few public service announcements uh you know if
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  anybody's concerned about this kind of thing um they've come out and they've
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  said don't worry about it uh women just stop nagging men and you'll be fine no
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  no that's their solution to domestic violence can I come from different angle
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  don't hit people
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  yeah wow well there's a poster apparently there is a poster that shows
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  a man sitting on a sofa and it says women stop being sarcastic if you need
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  help with the household Jaws I don't even know where to
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  begin yeah so they've uh they've apologized and uh and stopped I guess
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  Distributing the uh the helpful paraphernalia huh so yeah I mean
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  look Malaysia is a Muslim majority country but they're one of the most
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  Progressive Muslim countries um I'm
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  surprised uh that this passed without somebody saying should we think about
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  this for 10 more seconds anybody anybody going
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  nah let's not mhm mhm I like some the other things that they've sort of come
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  out with they're urging the women to continue to dress up nice and put on
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  makeup yes just the women yeah don't
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  worry yeah yeah they
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  uh they also have uh suggested that women start talking like
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  dormon uh dormon which is that blue cat that like an Asian teenagers go around
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  with stuck on their bags um I'm not sure I know what that is uh I I don't think
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  we have that you no you probably don't let me uh let me paste in a picture or not a
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  picture let me paste in the word I think they burned everything from Asia once
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  this Corona virus dig started here in America so right yeah yeah yeah Asia is
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  a big place yeah lot of there's a lot of fires Den lot of
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  fire yeah anything from uh Eastern
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  Russia they burned as well yep true yeah
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  yeah doron I've never heard looking at pictures of him now and I can't you know
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  this guy oh okay oh I do know that guy I do know that guy but not I think from
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  Australia he's just a cute high pitch talking cat and apparently there's
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  posters in Malaysia right now that say talk like like this guy instead of in
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  your normal Naggy voice I guess it's like the equivalent
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  of having like Miss Piggy oh not Miss Piggy Miss Piggy [ __ ] don't tell him to
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  do that who am I thinking Minnie Mouse Minnie Mouse oh
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  think K me what does Minnie Mouse sound
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  like I don't know long time I've heard mini yeah never
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  mind okay and Matt will insert a clip here of Minnie Mouse nagging Mickey
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  Mouse you're late for our date oh my gosh I
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  forgot you see you meet me at the dance in 15 minutes
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  or yeah well there is that episode of The Family Guy where there's a flashback
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  to Disney drawing his first cartoon and making Minnie Mouse strip naked yeah I
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  don't remember that probably for the best yeah so we've got some
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  Australian Corona virus related news Okay a gentleman who I think we may have
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  discussed this uh back at the beginning of all this nonsense uh an Australian guy who
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  purchased $10,000 worth of toilet paper and hand sanitizer has attempted to
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  return it now that that whole shortage thing didn't pan out yep uh and
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  apparently the the CEO of of the supermarket in question uh gave it like
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  a press conference and said uh let me get the quote exactly I had my first
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  customer yesterday who said he wanted to get a refund on 150 pack of 32 pack
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  toilet paper and 150 units of 1 L hand sanitizer and I told him that and then
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  he flipped the bird to the camera that's great so good that's
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  fantastic can you get a refund at supermarkets under normal circumstances
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  normally with supermarkets in Australia they are pretty lenient with returning
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  stuff as long as you got a receipt they never even thought of returning
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  something to a grocery store a super so Australia in particular is pretty good
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  with all that stuff I think a lot of retailers are probably scared that they
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  have to even if they don't so they just do yeah cuz there's a lot of consumer
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  protection laws I think it's a little here um I think you can get a refund
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  anywhere just because it's America and you know I've been I've people will buy
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  clothes wear them for a couple of days and then return them so it's just yeah I
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  know America people do that they buy prom dresses and things I've sure I've
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  seen was about that saying can we all stop doing that and then kids like well
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  they're expensive that's true as long as you don't get any grass stains on them
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  so what all right I'm leaving that right
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  there yeah what did Luke do it prom I've got a I've got a question played
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  football I guess yeah yeah Cricket yeah um which one of you assoles got a
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  stimulus check not me yeah not either I did everybody here did
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  really [ __ ] you everybody who paid taxes
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  here got one yeah uh and apparently some people are putting it to questionable
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  use well I was thinking during the week I I bet certain items have massively
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  spiked during the quarantine and I think sex toys must be among the high one of
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  the things that spiked up was sexy lingerie oh okay fair enough yeah is
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  that because they're like look I'm around the house all the time now my
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  husband is bored of seeing it I need to dress this up somehow yeah maybe I'm not
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  quite sure yeah I found it weird I just think there's a higher influx of people
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  doing caming oh actually you might be right cuz all the I'm seeing like
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  strippers and stuff who now can't do that so they strip clubs are now trying
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  to onl online it's a good point good point I think about things like
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  this yeah go to vox.com and see if the uh [ __ ] from param are making any money
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  vox.com I I don't know if there's a.com but very well what the voxel is do you
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  remember do do you remember Dan MH the the day we looked up the reviews for the
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  Orban Gentleman's Club oh yes she started screaming when I touched her
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  hair that was I have never been so sad
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  yeah I know I thought it was going to be hilarious and just and and listeners
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  this is this is not because we wanted to know what we were in for we we moved
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  into a new neighborhood we saw that there was a place called a gentleman's
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  club and we wondered is that actually a club for gentlemen cuz that could be
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  cool or is it a SCP Club yeah or was
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  neither of those a well a br yeah um I thought oh let's look at the reviews
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  that'll be funny reviews for a brothel must be funny right no no they're not
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  not at all they're disgusting at all and just depressing
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  and cuz I most of them were negative well you don't yeah and the
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  negative review for a brothel is a [ __ ] mind trip I tell you if if you
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  had a good time and you're writing a positive review you're gross you're
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  gross I think you're gross the people who wrote These reviews were gross but
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  if you're writing a negative review it means your experience was like Next
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  Level gross and then yeah but I think they were the ones making it gross
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  though oh the whole situation is gross yeah and I kind of I just wish that I'd
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  never read it cuz now I think back in them I'm like so sad just anyway but
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  it's better to know Matt because there's probably times where you know you've
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  thought oh maybe I'll duck in and you're like no that's right that lady screams
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  when you touch your hair imagine we had because we're [ __ ] dumb we were like
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  oh let's pop in for a whiskey and a cigar Gentleman's Club wearing our
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  smoking jackets yeah and we' like rocked in there and then found what was
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  described in those reviews then that's right I mean how far would we have had
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  to go before we found that out I mean it's it's not like we wanted a good
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  scotch and so we went in and said give me one that's 18 years old
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  no uh well I guess that's what want me to spend your stimulus check uh the the
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  other is uh apparently a dinosaur inflatable dinosaur costume I do like
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  those great they are great not the intended usage of the money I'll be
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  honest uh sure it's stimulating to me that there are people dressed as dinosaurs so
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  uh is it all about just blowing it on crap is it I think it's supposed to be
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  so you can pay your [ __ ] bills because people lost their jobs spend are
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  you sure if you cuz if you're spending at Shops it means that the the the the
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  flow on effect it's basically just get people spending and not oh I think he
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  might be right I don't understand this all fine I thought it was just to help
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  me by so mean I'm just mate blow it still got mine what are you going to
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  blow it on know you've got one week to come back to us and tell us what
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  ridiculous [ __ ] you bought with your stimulus check all right fine cuz it's
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  all the flow on effect like they give you these money you go spend it on you
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  buy meals or go shopping spend means that they can then afford to keep paying
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  their employees which then will keep them employed which then me that they
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  can spend and it just yeah it keeps going and going right so I shouldn't
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  just be investing it yeah in fact you're what's ruining America's
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  economy thanks cuz like even here something like even um like police
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  working they they don't have to rust as many people working at night anymore cuz security
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  guards it's all of this extra stuff it is it's the stuff you don't think of we
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  we talked on on the podcast a couple of weeks ago about how Cinemas Across
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  America have closed down might be going bankrupt yeah well you know who has
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  already gone bankrupt the company the one company that makes seats for Cinemas
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  oh [ __ ] they're gone they have shut down wow so I guess we sit on the floor if
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  this ever reopen oh God not the floor in there oh no oh no did you guys ever go
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  to gindas in Sydney gindas gindas it's a it's a
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  cinema um that plays I mean it plays regular films too but it mostly plays
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  Hindi movies Bollywood movies oh okay you go in there it's all you can eat
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  Indian Food Vegetarian and then you um you sit on the floor and watch films huh
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  all right oh man if you tried to take Indian food into a cinema here they'd
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  [ __ ] shoot you cuz you're not allowed to bring outside food in or because they
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  don't like Indians cuz it's very potent what I'm saying I told you the story of
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  we we watching um Annihilation at the movies and I took a bag of I don't know
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  if you guys luk anation out of the movies in America yeah oh okay I think
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  that came straight to Netflix here we get uh yeah it was like that remember in
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  Australia it was like we don't get any of these movies here we get a lot of
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  them like we get well not right now obviously and maybe we'll see what
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  happens but yeah it used to be you'd be like 2030 movies playing at a time it's
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  pretty cool so we're watching that and I Luke I know you know what these are
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  because I stockpiled them the first time we came here together you know the the
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  pretzels that I got yes that's the Buffalo ones and then there's these
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  jalapeno pretzels it's like pretzel chunks like do you know what you know
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  what these are Dan no I know what a pretzel is is it like a pretz it's not
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  not like a normal pretzel it's like imagine you know one of those big
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  pretzels like a sand crunched up into chunks yeah like it's crispy and and in
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  little chunks and then they dump whole bunch of really strong flavored in this case
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  jalapeno powder on them right okay they're delicious but they are very
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  smelly and I I just didn't think about it so I get in the middle of the movie I
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  open the bag and then all these heads just like
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  turn this this smell is just like did you just sold your on and eat
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  them no I I put away that's the other thing too not only
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  that I've already drawn attention to myself and then I'm going to [ __ ]
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  crunch these things no man I I get embarrassed when I'm opening a packet of
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  chips yeah just for the sound I wait for an action sequence yeah I wish more
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  people got embarrassed and upset by stuff like that there are people who
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  just do not care oh no one cares anymore about anything on the
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  phone yeah I've I've been in PH you know how like when it's dark you don't need
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  your phone bright yes yeah I've had people in there who they fight they turn
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  up to set the bright as it can be and I'm
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  like what is that man I just I don't
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  there's sometimes I go to see a movie here like for example Blade Runner 2049
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  I went and saw that three times and every time I loved it and I was like man
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  going to the movies is great like I really enjoyed that experience but I
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  think that's cuz no one else saw that movie and I was there with like a
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  handful of people cuz then I go and see like uh you know Avengers or whatever
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  and I'm like these people suck yeah yeah people are the worst movie audience
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  are the worst subgroup of people in the world now W I like every having fun and
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  laughing great but the people who are don't want to be there and just yeah no
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  stop laughing stop having fun sit there quietly yeah I told you when I saw
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  Justice League there was a guy I mean I didn't this didn't matter so much cuz I
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  was like oh at least it's entertaining now but there's a guy yelling out one
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  liners like like in George castanza
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  like the you know the opening credits of Justice League you guys seen it right I
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  don't very long time ago you know there's the opening credit sequence and
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  it's got a very Zack sndy kind of Montage except weird because well it's a
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  little weird because they've made it during the day instead I'm not anyway
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  but there's this Montage anding a Zack Snider Montage that's that's what yeah a
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  little bit like that and but there's a homeless guy with a sign that says I
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  tried and then this guy behind us yells out not hard enough buddy
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  like that kind of thing that wasn't a cameo by Zack Schneider was
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  it God you think he was like I I unfortunately I'm going to have to step
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  down as director my daughter has committed suicide and Jos was like I've
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  got something for you to do this will be hilarious no I think I think what
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  happened was uh they called him in to uh who produces these Warner Brothers right
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  got called into Warner president of Warner's there and they're like you're
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  stepping down man we don't like what you're doing your other movies are
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  losing money hand over fist he's like you know no way you're going to get me
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  out of this and they're like well we disagree
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  um and then you know Taps the button on the desk says to the secretary kill the
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  daughter and he's like okay I'll step down but then he turns up on the day
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  they filmed that scene with his little sign just to let us know that this was
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  not his idea he that what all right that's how movie
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  studios work man I still don't think it would have been a good
• 27:38
  movie definitely even if even if his daughter had lived it yeah I mean she
• 27:43
  wasn't in the movie so I don't see what I had to do no well they had to remove
• 27:47
  all they had to cut her out of it yeah like Brandon Lee she was actually
• 27:51
  playing it's Henry Cav's
• 27:56
  mustache you know what's funny hone uh did you just say Brandon Lee yes yeah
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  okay I for a second there I thought maybe I'd made it up um when you watch
• 28:05
  the crow now it is perfectly obvious
• 28:09
  which scenes Brandon Lee is not in yeah not to me as a child no neither I
• 28:15
  thought it was an absolute Triumph in fact I would have sworn they shot him on
• 28:18
  the last day of shooting yeah I guess we're
• 28:23
  more aware of how it works now yeah one of these things as an AUD that we're not
• 28:28
  as forgiving as we used to be well I mean and they did it pretty well too cuz
• 28:32
  now they would have just done a bunch of CGI basically there just entire scenes
• 28:36
  where you don't see the guy's face and it's like that's a bit weird and now
• 28:41
  that we understand the craft a little bit it's like I mean less so me but well
• 28:46
  I guess we just I've seen a lot of movies I watch a lot of behind the
• 28:49
  scenes and I've been on sets so I kind of like if I don't see the actor's face
• 28:52
  I assume it's a standin now yeah that's right like I just kind of tick that off
• 28:56
  in my head like exactly yeah I got to watch that movie again yeah holds up
• 29:01
  great movie yeah and I'm thankful every time the see the the Remake fall
• 29:08
  through yes well they they already did four sequels right yeah and they they
• 29:14
  were all awful including the one that wasn't so bad but a remake we do not
• 29:18
  need yeah um I saw people mad at Quenton Tarantino
• 29:24
  because of the Bruce Lee thing in um in
• 29:28
  uh what Upon a Time in Hollywood and uh he he I think this was recent he came he
• 29:34
  did an interview at some event where he said no I stand by it Bruce Lee wasn't
• 29:39
  arrogant [ __ ] next question I was like you know what I kind
• 29:44
  of like quit and Tarantino he doesn't give a [ __ ] the whole premise of that
• 29:48
  film it's called once upon a time in Hollywood because it's a story it's a
• 29:53
  madeup story I mean you don't see people getting the shits hold on [ __ ] Brad Pit
• 29:59
  didn't [ __ ] murder the Manson family yeah he didn't do that and he didn't
• 30:03
  beat [ __ ] Bruce Lee in a fight it's
• 30:07
  just made up that's what that's what he said people say to him oh you know that
• 30:13
  Brad Pit's character could not have beaten Bruce Lee and he said I tell him
• 30:18
  I [ __ ] wrote the character if I write that he can beat Bruce Lee he can beat
• 30:22
  Bruce Lee yeah that's right yeah like that is great great I got to watch it
• 30:28
  again I know that I was like I wasn't sure if I liked it at first I'm pretty
• 30:32
  sure I said that on the show but it's I keep thinking about it yeah that's sign
• 30:36
  of a good movie yeah it's like a song on the radio if you like a song straight
• 30:40
  away chances are it's not a great song and you'll you'll get sick of hearing it
• 30:44
  it's the ones that you that grow on you and I watched this the second time and
• 30:48
  thought it was even better than the first time okay I will watch it again I
• 30:54
  think I got to say though uh I've been to Los Ang and I've driven in Los
• 30:59
  Angeles I know you have two um you don't tear around [ __ ]
• 31:05
  corners especially in the Hills without [ __ ] stopping and looking both
• 31:10
  [ __ ] ways yes or you just run into a the bumper of
• 31:15
  the 500 stopped cars in front of you yeah speaking of uh speaking of movies
• 31:22
  and unrealistic stuff in movies you guys seen splash
• 31:29
  a very long time ago yes I'm not sure I have I think I've only read The Mad
• 31:34
  Magazine parody of Splash I bet that was great what was it called they usually
• 31:39
  have a like a funny play on words but I don't know what you can do with Splash
• 31:44
  splooge I don't know I doubt it was SP prove me wrong L prove me wrong
• 31:51
  Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade was Indiana Jones and his last crew
• 31:56
  days oh no no what are you doing Mad Magazine oh they went out of business
• 32:02
  that's why yes they did they did they sure did I [ __ ] loved Mad Magazine
• 32:05
  umun when they were going out of when they were going out of business there
• 32:09
  were all these people going oh what it's sad they're going out of business I used
• 32:12
  to read it a long time ago they didn't go out of business well maybe you kept
• 32:16
  buying it they wouldn't yeah yeah I um I had you probably remember I had a
• 32:20
  collection of them Dan and I uh I sold them yeah so sold them to Daryl
• 32:26
  Hannah um look I have seen splash I
• 32:30
  would done that uh Luke do you remember the
• 32:35
  hardcore offensive and gratuitous nudity
• 32:38
  in splash I must have missed it yeah I think we all did uh and I even
• 32:45
  re-watched it this week just to remind myself what it used to look like um not
• 32:49
  the whole movie just the scene that we're about to describe um I I I watched
• 32:54
  the what you're about to describe the new version of this and I actually made
• 32:59
  me think well now I just want to see what Daryl Hannah's ass looks like yeah
• 33:04
  I mean she's a beautiful I wouldn't even
• 33:06
  thought of it before yeah yeah um G so
• 33:12
  there's one scene in the film where Daryl Hannah who is a mermaid but has
• 33:16
  legs uh kisses not a mermaid not a mermaid yeah suppose well merges means
• 33:22
  ocean and ma means woman so you can be a woman in the ocean and not have a fish
• 33:26
  tail surely I couldn't Dan I couldn't have
• 33:32
  tried on the water [ __ ] long time Tom Han prune Tom Hanks yeah it's Tom Hanks
• 33:38
  right yeah gives Tom Hanks a kiss runs off into the water she has extremely
• 33:43
  long hair which m covers her nudity
• 33:47
  entirely um and yet Disney have decided now that it's on Disney plus um to take
• 33:54
  it from a from a low PG to a high G by
• 34:00
  superimposing some kind of fur Merkin over her
• 34:06
  butt and it doesn't look it's weird it
• 34:11
  is so weird you can't see anything in the original footage and it's no it's
• 34:17
  notating in any way yeah I'm looking at a picture of it now and I was like you
• 34:22
  know I mentioned before I wouldn't you know I mean you couldn't jerk off this
• 34:27
  put it that way I still don't know what her her ass looks like to be honest yeah
• 34:31
  I can just see the edges so it's not like I don't think they spent a lot of
• 34:34
  money or time trying to cover it I think they gave to an intern to do on his
• 34:40
  first day certainly what it looks like real bad but you know this is this has
• 34:44
  ruined uh the internet for perverts now because now if you type in Daryl
• 34:49
  Hannah's ass into Google Images you get this
• 34:54
  monstrosity yeah you think that's common you think Daryl Hannah is still the the
• 34:59
  number one Google search for
• 35:02
  people forget PornHub mate Google Daryl Hannah remember Daryl Hannah no not
• 35:09
  really yeah you know from the 80s what was she in
• 35:12
  oh Blade Runner Blade Runner and yeah splash I don't think I've seen Splash
• 35:18
  what I have seen Blade Runner I've just found the the Mad Magazine parody I was
• 35:22
  referring to was called Splash dance and it's
• 35:31
  it that was a different magazine that I had when I was a child um the and it was
• 35:37
  a a crossover parody Flash Dance and splash splash
• 35:43
  dance sounds hilarious the The Godfather the odd
• 35:48
  father oh have you found Indiana Jones in his last crude days I didn't I found
• 35:54
  super duper man which is very clever
• 35:59
  and tri Panic the James Cameron film
• 36:03
  triy Panic Tri panic I remember these puns being a lot
• 36:08
  better we were also a lot younger yeah Batman is bats
• 36:13
  man I guess he has bats I I don't remember I do remember that though that
• 36:20
  particular issue because you know when Batman when he's in the Batwing and he
• 36:24
  takes the Joker's poisonous balloons and then just floats them over the ocean
• 36:28
  in the Mad Magazine he's on the coms with Alfred and Alfred goes won't they
• 36:31
  just float over another city and he goes yeah but that's their
• 36:36
  problem that's very true I remember uh the Edward Scissor Hands one and it had
• 36:42
  the sequence at the end where you know where Edward fights the the jock in the
• 36:48
  up in the top of the Mansion
• 36:52
  fights huh I got to rewatch that who was always the nerd when he he was a kid and
• 36:58
  then always The Jock when he was an adult that's interesting yeah but the
• 37:03
  the the dialogue in that section of the comic was um come on I'm I'm going to
• 37:08
  hit you with this bat man and then Edward says get away from me you Joker
• 37:13
  and I was like huh wow Tim Burton directed Batman I get
• 37:18
  it yeah I bet you [ __ ] loved that joke as a kid I I did cuz I got it it
• 37:24
  was like a exactly that was you were like that's joke to me and people like
• 37:29
  me yeah Tim Burton fans not not a joke but the the thing that I used to [ __ ]
• 37:35
  piss myself laughing at when I was a kid was in Batman Returns uh which is not a
• 37:40
  good movie A settle down oh come off it um when he when shoots at that guy with
• 37:46
  that hook and he goes you missed and then he pulls it and pulls a bit of a
• 37:50
  wall out behind him um yeah in my head I so I saw that movie with um do you guys
• 37:56
  remember dick Richard for yeah so I saw I saw um I saw that with him and you
• 38:03
  know when you recall the lines from a movie afterwards um yeah we would just
• 38:08
  always recall them quite wrong and um for some reason we had convinced
• 38:15
  ourselves that when that guy said you missed Batman said bull crap and
• 38:21
  [Laughter]
• 38:26
  then and I was I was so disappointed years later when I Revisited that film only to
• 38:32
  find that Batman says not a goddamn thing doesn't use the phrase bull crap
• 38:38
  bull crap that movie at all that's such a pen thing to say nobody says that such
• 38:45
  a 12-year-old pen thing too you know what I mean bull crap
• 38:53
  mate you missed bull crap
• 38:59
  oh that's good that is a great movie though Batman Returns tear I'll not hear
• 39:05
  a bad word about it haven't seen it in a very long time so I can't comment it's
• 39:11
  got my favorite Danny Elfman score that's your favorite Danny Elfman yeah
• 39:14
  it is good I'll give you that it is it is very good 100% my favorite Danny
• 39:19
  Elfman score I know the movie is flawed but the the soundtrack is fantastic it
• 39:25
  is I think my favorite would have have to
• 39:29
  be I mean they're all the same pretty much he's gotten more diverse as he's
• 39:36
  gotten older but they're actually and by that I mean less interesting I
• 39:43
  love movie scores where you're not meant to pay attention to them yeah ex exactly
• 39:47
  yes and I understand why but it's just a shame did you did you have the album
• 39:53
  music for a darkened theater yes yeah that was great I had to send away for
• 39:57
  that and wait like8 weeks for it to come in I obtained it from the internet at
• 40:03
  some point I think I might I might
• 40:07
  prefer the Edward scissor has score oh
• 40:10
  yeah because of all those really poetic dancing in the
• 40:16
  snow yes type he and stuff he mentions
• 40:20
  on his master class that that music the
• 40:23
  snow dance is so iconic that he has that
• 40:28
  that is the the piece of music that he has the most like phone calls from his
• 40:34
  lawyer about where he's like we had another one someone's ripping this off
• 40:38
  yes he said that so uh and then sometimes he'll be watching a TV
• 40:42
  commercial and he's like uh did I get
• 40:46
  paid for that one's like all right that's but yeah
• 40:51
  iconic The Simpsons once you oh of course yeah once once you realize that's
• 40:57
  him you can't unhear it that it's just every other Danny Elfman score just
• 41:01
  played with different instruments yeah is there a a
• 41:07
  musical uh term for for that
• 41:12
  Matt uh I'm sure there is he likes whatever it is he he likes
• 41:17
  it he does he does I I was listening to a sorry I was watching a film the other
• 41:21
  day that score was by Philip Glass now Philip Glass has done some amazing film
• 41:26
  scores but they're literally the same this one was just um [ __ ] I can't even
• 41:32
  remember what film it was now but I've I've got a couple of old soundtracks you
• 41:37
  know from the CD era um yes and I'm just like so I know them pretty well you know
• 41:42
  what I mean I know the tunes and it it's just verbatim
• 41:50
  like it's just [ __ ] atinado after atinado it just doesn't change
• 41:56
  anything it works so it does work yeah
• 42:00
  well in in his master class Danny ofman talks about how Tim Burton just liked
• 42:05
  Oingo Boingo which fair enough oo Boingo is [ __ ] great and by the way if you
• 42:09
  don't know I if you don't know who Danny Elfman is then I guess can't help you
• 42:13
  but if you do know who Danny Elfman is from films check out Oingo Boingo and
• 42:16
  you might be amazed that he he was a rock star first like I mean a weird
• 42:23
  redheaded Rockstar sure yeah but he was like he's a very good singer and
• 42:28
  his is [ __ ] fantastic Tim Burton just liked oo Boingo and said hey do you want
• 42:32
  to do the music of my film and he was like I don't know how to do that and
• 42:36
  then when and then Tim was like no no I think you do I think you just need to do
• 42:40
  it and it turns out he's really good at it was that Peewee big adventure yeah
• 42:46
  yeah and he he and that's a great score too yes well apparently Tim Burton
• 42:49
  showed him the bit at the you know the rub Goldberg machine at the start and
• 42:52
  all that and um and he um went home and wrote this music and he was like this is
• 42:59
  ridiculous and then sent him a tape with it on and he was like yep you're hired
• 43:03
  that's great all right then if you do what Matt suggests and you go and listen
• 43:08
  to oo Boingo Oingo Boingo and you like
• 43:11
  them you should also check out a very underappreciated film from the 80s
• 43:17
  called back to school which stars uh Rodney
• 43:22
  Dangerfield as the father of someone who starts college and moves into a dorm and
• 43:29
  then he decides he also wants to go back to school and moves into the dorm too
• 43:34
  but the Suns a nerd and Rodney Dangerfield is a party animal it stars
• 43:38
  Robert Danny Jr in a very early role as just the best friend of the Sun but they
• 43:45
  go to a party and Oingo Boingo are playing at the party and Danny Elman is
• 43:51
  in the film I mean the whole band's in the film yeah just playing some college
• 43:56
  gig yeah you should watch it I mean do you know he composes you know how
• 44:00
  everyone kind of has a go-to instrument I would I mean maybe that's not common
• 44:04
  knowledge but I would I would estimate most musicians have a go-to instrument
• 44:09
  uhuh right like mine would be guitar cuz I'm most familiar with it yeah his is
• 44:14
  the xylophone huh I mean it makes [ __ ] sense yeah
• 44:21
  when he starts working on a film he'll just he has a room you could see footage
• 44:25
  of this in the master class he's got a room was full of [ __ ] xylophones wow
• 44:29
  and to learn to play he pretended to be enrolled in a course at [ __ ] Stanford
• 44:35
  and just showed up and and then like learned how to play he's never had
• 44:41
  formal music training what wow yeah I know right okay Jesus mind blown Daniel
• 44:47
  for masterclass fascinating huh that probably is fascinating I think the
• 44:52
  Philip Glass Master Class is probably just him sitting on the stool slow track
• 44:56
  in and then goes pick one note on the
• 45:01
  keyboard count up count up three then
• 45:04
  count up four play those notes in any order over and over there's your score
• 45:11
  for every movie if you want to mix it up start on
• 45:16
  a different note yeah count up three then count up
• 45:22
  four composing speaking of Stanford University
• 45:27
  um yes there's somebody who studied at Stanford that I'd like to submit to uh
• 45:34
  geek of the week oh and that's uh that's
• 45:38
  Mr John Conway and if you if you don't know who John Conway is um you might
• 45:44
  like this ironic piece of news that he
• 45:48
  was the inventor of the game of life and he has died he
• 45:55
  lost well part of the game of of life is dying is it I've actually never played
• 46:02
  it haven't you Danny I mean I'm playing it right now sure yeah you know in a
• 46:06
  very meta way I'm playing it sure I remember playing the game of Life as a
• 46:11
  kid and liking it because the board was interesting but actually I think it's a
• 46:15
  bit [ __ ] I liked the ad because the board looked interesting there's a
• 46:19
  twirly thing you put little kids in a car yeah but it's one of these things
• 46:23
  like there's no there's no actual game it doesn't matter who's playing what
• 46:29
  you're doing it's you just move your piece it's just random y oh you make a
• 46:35
  choice twice you can choose not to go to college right isn't that yeah you can
• 46:39
  choose not to go to college and that's the only thing so at the start of the
• 46:42
  game you can take a risk and get go ahead a little faster but you get less
• 46:48
  job choices but you can still not go to college and still get doctor yeah that's
• 46:54
  right can you not go to college but say you went to Stanford and then just play
• 46:59
  the xylophone and become a successful musician yes that is one of the cards
• 47:04
  corre yeah okay well he's up there just while we're on the topic he do anything
• 47:07
  else no he didn't do anything else he was a mathematician he not impressed not
• 47:11
  impressed um Matt do we have any Rambo first Blood news tonight that might kind
• 47:16
  of tie in with geek of the week I forgot yeah we do don't we the sheriff finally
• 47:23
  Karma caught up with him [ __ ] did Sylvester Stallone kill him
• 47:29
  maybe listeners if you're confused at this point that's because we failed to
• 47:33
  mention that Brian Den also died this week and was up for Geek of the week and
• 47:38
  that's why we just suddenly started talking about him with no context okay
• 47:42
  back to the show imagine that just before he died he calls Sylvester and
• 47:46
  he's like I'm going to die like I'm very very sick right now do you want to do it
• 47:50
  do you want I find it funny that your go-to for him as an actor is Rainbow but
• 47:56
  for me it's the movie FX FX which one's
• 48:01
  FX I'm pretty sure he was in it [ __ ]
• 48:04
  hate when lukies me yeah what the [ __ ]
• 48:08
  it's a movie with um Brian Brown
• 48:13
  198 he's a special effects he's a special effects guy and he gets brought
• 48:18
  in to help fake someone's death but I want to watch this movie now this looks
• 48:23
  [ __ ] great they're great movies I only watched them like weeks ago what do
• 48:28
  you mean them there's a sequel yeah the sequel's not as good oh my God
• 48:33
  FX2 yep holy [ __ ] all right okay well
• 48:38
  I'm going to watch this back in the days remember before they had to have
• 48:42
  different names for sequels you just have like that and then you have
• 48:46
  Ghostbusters yeah just a number yeah yep yeah yeah if the first Star Wars film
• 48:51
  had come out in the ' 80s I'm pretty sure the Empire Strikes Back would have
• 48:53
  been called Star Wars 2 well they were calling it that for a while right like
• 48:58
  and then I I think it was called Star Wars 2 in production or pre-production oh right
• 49:04
  yeah I mean it makes sense well if you look at IMDb things that called Untitled
• 49:08
  Avengers movie 2021 yeah well I think we've talked about
• 49:13
  this before I remember we definitely talked about Batman Returns already but
• 49:16
  I remember when they said Batman 2 was called Batman Returns and I was like huh
• 49:20
  yeah weird same I remember where I was when I heard
• 49:23
  that it was a it was a really important moment in my life
• 49:27
  oh not going to elaborate no just that Batman was like Far and Away my favorite
• 49:33
  movie like sure and abely when I heard that and it was kind of every other
• 49:39
  movie that I'd gotten into that had sequels they already existed so I was
• 49:45
  you know like when I watched Star Wars it was 1984 there were already the
• 49:49
  sequels you know and when I watched Indiana Jones around roughly in the same
• 49:54
  time there was already a sequel where I watched Batman there was no Sequel and
• 49:59
  then suddenly there was yeah they were making it yeah so did either of these
• 50:05
  gentlemen die of Corona virus um I believe that at least one of them did
• 50:11
  that's um stupid that's a shame well not that it's not a shame
• 50:18
  that they died of something else so it must have been the other one
• 50:22
  Brian we're calling him Brian now yep I like to think that this FX movie build
• 50:29
  it as the two
• 50:33
  Brian uh oh do you know what I watched
• 50:37
  uh on my birthday because I do that I do it on my birthday is I watched hackers
• 50:42
  again that's what that's your birthday Tradition like jerk jerking off to
• 50:47
  Angelina Jolie before she got her boob
• 50:50
  job that's not how I describe it but uh the when I was 18 I turned 18 I had a
• 50:57
  party and I made everybody watch hackers and so uh it's a I'm making it a thing
• 51:02
  nice and I wanted to watch it so anyway but Fisher Stevens is in it obviously as
• 51:07
  Eugene Belford Mr OB mhm and that made me want to watch short
• 51:14
  circuit one and two which another film that no disassemble Stephanie that got
• 51:20
  us a sequel nice soft while I was aware of it like I saw short circuit 2 at the
• 51:26
  movies as a child and I was excited about it that might have been before
• 51:31
  Batman huh when did short secet 2 come out yeah man sequels when we were kids
• 51:37
  were I remember when the third uh
• 51:40
  Child's Play came out I was dead said
• 51:44
  excited 1988 so yes it was before
• 51:48
  Batman not great reviews shot circuit 2
• 51:52
  no I don't have well I think all the lines we remember from any short circuit
• 51:58
  movie are from the first one let's be honest number five is
• 52:03
  alive speaking of obscure things from the 80s um I'm rewatching community at
• 52:09
  the moment [ __ ] that's a great show oh it is oh manp writing the writing on
• 52:16
  this show is just amazing um but there's
• 52:21
  there was a Yahoo serious
• 52:25
  joke right and I I had no idea Americans even knew who Yahoo serus was I think
• 52:31
  for a short period they did and then they promptly forgot yeah yeah yeah Mr
• 52:37
  accident I think was supposed to be his big no no Mr accident yeah was his big
• 52:42
  the one where he's in La I think that's supposed to be his big breakthrough
• 52:46
  thing but unfortunately I I do think I have seen that yeah not
• 52:52
  Mr kless Kelly that's the one I've seen yeah
• 52:57
  with uh Hugh no I don't remember a goddamn thing
• 53:02
  about it no it's got [ __ ]
• 53:06
  elrond agent Smith hug Hugo weaving Hugo
• 53:10
  weaving is the bad guy in it huh in uh Reckless Kelly anyway is that entirely
• 53:17
  Australian that movie cly sounds like it is it it's mostly shot in Sydney I
• 53:22
  believe but it is filmed in Los Angeles like he goes to Los Angeles goes La yeah
• 53:27
  yeah yeah don't have a lot of memories of that too remember Young Einstein
• 53:31
  pretty well though yes so that's saw that of the movies I think a school
• 53:36
  Excursion I think yes did you have to save the labels on your cotty cordial
• 53:41
  for your ticket possibly oh I remember that being a thing now C's cordial had a
• 53:46
  label on it and if you kept that La label if everyone in your class had it
• 53:50
  your whole class got to go and see young Einstein huh does cot's cordial still
• 53:54
  exist I don't know will I will go and find out say you're the only one in the
• 53:58
  country you got to find out for Luke I will give an update next week very good
• 54:04
  um so Hope they've got lime uh are you going to give cooler it's the the green
• 54:10
  one's called cooler yeah cooler for some reason I prefer GI
• 54:15
  lime oh I prefer GI Joe just sugar I
• 54:19
  prefer um Joe Versus the
• 54:23
  Volcano I prefer Dante's Peak
• 54:27
  yeah I prefer Dante's seventh level of Hell speaking
• 54:34
  of are you going are you going to give Brian Den geek of the
• 54:41
  week we I wanted to talk about a documentary but I do need to know this first yeah
• 54:47
  who gets geek of the week if anybody Brian Den only because of he's working
• 54:52
  FX so John FX John Conway [ __ ] off no
• 54:57
  you wasted your life and Brian Den you've wasted your game of life you
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  lose uh Brian if all you'd ever done was
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  Rambo uh first blood then uh you would not be being mentioned here because Luke
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  yeah did not like your Lu you did two films that only Luke has
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  seen very particular rules for getting geek awake that I make
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  up each death uh I I watched a documentary this week
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  though I wanted to briefly mention it's called hail Satan with a question mark
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  at the end and it's about I I I saw I saw the phrase hail Satan in here and um
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  I wasn't going to ask I wasn't going to ask it's it's followup which is why I
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  want to mention it because we've talked in the past about the Statue of baffet
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  that the the satanic temple wanted to put up in we have where did they put
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  that up wasio somewhere well they wanted to and this is a documentary about that
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  but about the I guess about Satanism in general and well modern Satanism like
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  what it is and wh why and all that kind it's not meant to be bad it's well it's
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  just it's it it depends on who you talk to I think it addresses some of my
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  problems with it which are that you attract crazy people who just want to be
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  satanists but bathing blood yeah but a lot of the organizations that call them
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  like you know say the satanic temple they don't believe in Satan they don't
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  believe they're atheists it's just a way to it's a contrarian religion to
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  question established Christi started yeah the reason it started was because
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  in America in particular Christianity
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  has a like a a favoritism it's like you
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  get special treatment basically over all other religions and other religions
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  weren't having much luck changing that and so what these guys wanted to do was
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  say okay you want to put a stat of the Ten Commandments up we don't think
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  that's right because that's that's basically saying Christianity is better
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  this is the [ __ ] Courthouse right and Christianity is the boss like they don't
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  they don't agree with that yeah and so the only way to get them to not do it is
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  to say fine you want to do that we're going to put a statue of Satan up as
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  well and then the Christians will rather just not have a statue at all then allow
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  both yeah so and I can sort of see like I know in Australia like most of our
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  holidays are all around the Christianity yeah well it also mentions
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  too it's quite interesting that apparently a lot of the stuff that
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  Americans associate with you know America being a Christian Nation was all
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  like brought in in the 50s during the you know to fight communism because they
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  they said the Communists are atheist and they're going to they're Godless and
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  they're going to come and kill us we're a Christian Nation and they added all
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  the you know like under God to the Pledge of Allegiance and all that kind
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  of stuff it all happened in the ' 50s that is and people people just don't
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  know that I didn't know that no I didn't know they either I actually didn't
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  realize that Communists were atheists I mean maybe they're all not but that like
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  the Soviet Union was completely atheist um I have a I have a friend over here
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  who's Russian and we're talking about Christmas and they celebrate Christmas
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  but it's not called Christmas and they don't have Santa Claus they have um
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  winter present man or something yes it's very literal
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  yeah I'll put it to you though mat man yeah that's right the uh the director of
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  hail Satan um is named Penny Lane and I put it here that's a fake name it
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  probably is yeah I do like uh the guy
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  who is what is his name um Lucien Graves
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  is the head of the satanic temple and at one point in the documentary some uh
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  some Republican senate or something says it's not even his real name his
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  real name is something something and then it cuts to Luc and he goes well
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  that's not my real name either my pseudonym is run many levels deep for obvious
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  reasons like that's quite funny that's great just jumping back to FX for a sec
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  um the producer of
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  FX Dodie fed the guy who died in the car with Princess Diana
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  wow that is interesting it all comes together
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  now Brian den and Princess Diana you
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  heard of here first they're Linked In indelibly linked anyway I recommend
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  checking out hell Satan it's interesting it's not probably not what you think and
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  in fact they point out like I said some of the issues I have there's like a
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  chapter of of the satanic temple that goes a bit nuto and starts having
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  basically religious ceremonies and the head of it is like no you missed the
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  point this is not what we're for yeah that always happens though I mean I well
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  that's that's that's one of the reasons I don't like that stuff is because I
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  feel like it encourages the silliness yeah craziness I I first met satanists
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  when I was a teenager and um you know there were really nice people that
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  explained to me that Satanism isn't about um worshiping Satan it's just
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  about loving and all of this stuff like that and I was like well then why do you
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  need Satan like why do you need to why do you need to have this contrarian that
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  well I I I thought the same thing but this this documentary
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  kind of did make me think okay it is a useful tool I think if you're if you're
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  that serious about it but I still think if you're just sitting around with your
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  friends and you're like ah let's be satanists then that's just dumb yeah
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  yeah just doing the Texas long horns at each other yeah look the the the same
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  thing happened with pastafarianism you guys know about that
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  yeah yes yeah 100% it was not supposed to be a movement it was that somebody
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  was trying to get get their kid out of learning scripture in school and so he
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  made up a religion that he called pastafarianism and said my daughter's
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  pastor farian we worship a big spaghetti monster so she can't do your Jesus thing
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  and you know they they told him he couldn't do it and then it became this
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  whole thing and then he stuck by it because he was like no [ __ ] you if you
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  get to learn about your imaginary friend I get my daughter to learn about her
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  imaginary friend but now people are trying to like legitimately start an
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  organize religion about it it's like no that's the point is to not do that and
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  cuz again there's an example where there's a guy who who did it because um
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  they you know like if you're getting a an ID photo um particularly in the US I
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  think you actually this might have been in Australia if you're going to for his
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  hat yeah because you're not allowed to wear any kind of covering your face has
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  got to be perfectly visible unless it's a religious mhm piece of clothing and so
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  you have certain religions have clothing that obscures their face and people were
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  like that defeats the purpose of it and so this guy as kind of a protest said
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  well I'm pastafarian so I have to wear a colander on my head for my driver's
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  license photo and he won so his driver's license photo he's wearing a colander on
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  his head see one guy does that it's a protest he wins good for him well no
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  really because anyone else is Achi what he wanted they just said okay you can do
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  it too which is not the point it's the point was trying to get it so he was
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  trying to get so that burkers came off for the photos yes basically yeah and it
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  so it didn't work here in Singapore um L mentioned public holidays we get we get
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  two public holidays for each religion's special days so we get one day off at
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  Christmas one day off at Easter one day off at idma bar and one day off at har
• 1:02:48
  Rah for the Muslims and we get one day off at um that's fascinating I'm being
• 1:02:52
  tested now one day off at you get made a fourth off we don't
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  get you get damn cuz that's coming up soon International Noy day off for
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  pastafarianism I'm gonna have Noy for dinner tonight I've just decided yeah do
• 1:03:08
  you get this Thursday off what's this Thursday very important day oh it is an
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  important day oh sure it's my
• 1:03:20
  birthday 39 bit late yeah what are you talking about mate call me when you hit
• 1:03:26
  the big 40 all right I'll call you months yeah I'll give you a call yeah yeah I mean we
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  talk every week but give me a call anyway yeah why not well don't forget
• 1:03:38
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• 1:03:47
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