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Ep. 139 - 1st Annual Hate Awards! · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: You could be a seat model star. I was sixteen
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  Speaker 2: at the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook
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  Speaker 2: it up with a witch and that was that. Cats
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  Speaker 2: can smile apparently, whoa weird, But it doesn't always mean
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  Speaker 2: that they're happy.
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  Speaker 1: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jimmy Moon is a star. Her look looks weren't
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  Speaker 2: a part of the issue.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top out
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  Speaker 1: for grants.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but let's see.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to a night of glitz, glamour and hateful rhetoric.
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  Speaker 1: It's the very first annual Notable Nostalgia Hate Awards. Special
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  Speaker 1: appearances by Ryan Reynolds.
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  Speaker 2: Helen Hunt, Jimmy Fallon, Helen Muran, Ashton Kutcher, Helena Bonttom Carter,
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  Speaker 2: Jay Leno, Helen Keller, and musical performances by Josie and
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  Speaker 2: the Pussycat Dolls and Motley Crue.
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  Speaker 1: Now, please welcome the hosts of Tonight, Andy and Jeff.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome everybody to the first annual Hate Awards from Notable
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  Speaker 2: Nostalgia I am your host.
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  Speaker 3: Jeff, and I am your other host, Andy, and.
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  Speaker 2: We are welcome you to an evening full of hate,
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  Speaker 2: bigot tree, no, no, no, no, I hate and laughs
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  Speaker 2: like we understand that in a world full of hate,
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  Speaker 2: the best way to fight hate is with equal hate.
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  Speaker 2: And we're here to bring you a spoonful of hate. Andy,
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  Speaker 2: what are you most excited about for the night.
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited for all the celebrities we have. Ashley Kutcher,
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  Speaker 1: I see you sitting over there, looking like a piece
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  Speaker 1: of shit. That's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: George Clooney over there, looking way handsomer than me. There's
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  Speaker 2: no dig on that. He's just so handsome. He makes
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  Speaker 2: you want to be suicidal. Who else do we have
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  Speaker 2: an audience? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Shoot, we have a Jimmy Fallon over there, not being
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  Speaker 1: funny at all.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. We have Gwyneth Paltrow looking like hammerd dog shit.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, and then we have Jay Leno.
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  Speaker 1: Here's my impersonation of Jay Leno. Hey, other piece of it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, we have so many We have so many
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  Speaker 2: stars here tonight. We also listener we went, and audience members.
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  Speaker 2: We went full no expenses held back. We have fireworks
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  Speaker 2: going off at the end. Of the show. We have
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  Speaker 2: twenty four carrot gold silverware. I guess I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if that's like expensive or not. But yeah, we are
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  Speaker 2: excited for hate because again, hate can bring everyone together. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know how they say fight fire with fire, We're
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  Speaker 1: fighting hate with even more hate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, look at that late arrival. It's Joseph Stalin.
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  Speaker 2: It's right there.
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  Speaker 1: It's the Man of Steel. That's what Stalin means.
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  Speaker 2: Oh not really, that's really impressive. Actually, I would fight.
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  Speaker 2: Was he bad?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, he killed a lot of his own people,
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  Speaker 1: his own people, yeah, and other people.
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  Speaker 2: Ok.
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  Speaker 1: And then at the end of his life he got
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  Speaker 1: so crazy that he thought everybody was trying to like
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  Speaker 1: fuck him over. And so then all his top lieutenants
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  Speaker 1: he made them stay drunk, like twenty four to seven
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  Speaker 1: because he thought that if they were drunk, they couldn't
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  Speaker 1: like plot against him.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you think it's like a little bit less bad
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  Speaker 2: for me to kill a bunch of white guys than
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  Speaker 2: if I killed minorities.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, I well, it depends on the because if
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  Speaker 1: they're if the country is filled with people of color,
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  Speaker 1: white people would be the minority. Ah, So it's all
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  Speaker 1: relative where you are Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, and then listener, we have an and
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  Speaker 2: audience participation people or people the audience, and we have
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  Speaker 2: some great musical guests. Like when I saw the announcer said,
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  Speaker 2: who sounded similarly to Jeff and Andy Josie and the
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  Speaker 2: Pussycat Dolls from the from the nineties two thousands of
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  Speaker 2: movie starring the legendary terror read she couldn't be in
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  Speaker 2: here because she's in a vomitorium tonight. And then uh
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  Speaker 2: Rachel Lee Cook just came in. Oh she's right there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh she put glasses on. Now we don't know it's her,
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  Speaker 2: she's all that reference. But yeah, that's a shitty fucking movie.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm glad that we were able to get Josing
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  Speaker 2: the Pussycat Dolls here tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we also have Motley Crue just one of
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  Speaker 1: the worst bands of all time. And I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember, but pretty sure the lead singer killed
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  Speaker 1: someone drunk driving. So just not a very good person
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  Speaker 1: or a good band.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So we listener and audience member because the audience
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  Speaker 2: is here currently because for example, there's Holly Hunter right there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, that's not a Holly Hunter that's jack O Lantern.
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  Speaker 2: I hate her so much. Holly Hunter. She has an
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  Speaker 2: oscar and I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But anyways, so we have some categories tonight. We're
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  Speaker 2: gonna be giving out awards to the most hated actress,
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  Speaker 2: the most hated actor, the most hated movie, and the
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  Speaker 2: most hated TV show. But the theme that pulls us
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  Speaker 2: apart from other awards shows is that we're going to
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  Speaker 2: give out two awards, because what's better than hating one thing?
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  Speaker 1: Hating too?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then we have a special segment and in memoriam,
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  Speaker 2: so really just taking a reflection or a reflection of
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  Speaker 2: the people or things that we have lost. So that's
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  Speaker 2: really important too.
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  Speaker 1: And we want to give it up to our sponsor.
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  Speaker 1: I hate them.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you hate Fender guitars so much?
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  Speaker 1: Andy, I've only had one once and it never stayed
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  Speaker 1: in tune. And you know what they say, you can
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  Speaker 1: tune a fish, but you can't tune a Fender guitar.
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  Speaker 1: Oh nice.
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  Speaker 2: there's too many of them. Gotta figure this out there
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  Speaker 2: right there, Like, oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, let's go to our very first commercial
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  Speaker 1: break and we come back.
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  Speaker 3: Hope you enjoyed those commercials.
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  Speaker 1: I know I did. How about you?
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  Speaker 2: I could definitely go for a good old fashioned duck
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  Speaker 2: right now.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I do love ducks.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, let's get it started. Do you want to kick
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  Speaker 2: it off tonight with our most hated actress.
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  Speaker 3: Our most hated actress.
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  Speaker 1: Now, this one was pretty tough for the people the
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  Speaker 1: committee that made this list. One of the people on
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  Speaker 1: the committee had a real difficult time figuring this one out.
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  Speaker 1: But overall, I think you're gonna hate these people too.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they're universally hated, I think. All right, and the nominees.
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  Speaker 4: Are Atsuko Okatsuka, Gwyneth Paltrow, Leslie Jones, Holly Hunter, Sarah
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  Speaker 4: Jessica Parker, Jessica Biel.
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  Speaker 3: All right, and the winners.
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  Speaker 2: Are Gwyneth Paltrow and Atsuko o Katsuka. And both of
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  Speaker 2: them are here tonight because they have to get there
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  Speaker 2: posted from the public anyway. They can't even on a podcast.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Oh uh, nope.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know who my person? So okay, I'll explain
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  Speaker 1: it and I'll tell you who it is. Yeah, okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: the main and only it was really hard to me
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  Speaker 1: to find actresses I really disliked, other than like the
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  Speaker 1: lady from Breaking Bad, just because she whispered so much.
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  Speaker 1: But maybe that's just how the director had to do this. Anyways,
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  Speaker 1: So the person I chose, I think has the worst
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  Speaker 1: hair of all time. And I don't know if I've
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  Speaker 1: never seen a movie that she's been in, because I
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  Speaker 1: can't look away from the hair because I hate her
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  Speaker 1: hair so much. It's making me think about shaving my
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  Speaker 1: head because every time I look at my hair, it's
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  Speaker 1: just one step closer to me thinking of her hair.
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  Speaker 3: She's a comedian, but that's her hair.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I hate that.
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  Speaker 1: Hair so much. I can't explain my hatred for it.
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  Speaker 1: So that's why I chose her nice.
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  Speaker 2: I chose Gwyneth Paltrow because number one, she's a horrible actress.
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  Speaker 2: She looks like hamber dog shit, and all of that's
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  Speaker 2: self inflicted because she has those quote beauty products. She
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  Speaker 2: suddenly tried to what's it called a maybe appropriate the
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  Speaker 2: Meto movement, even though she had Harvey Weinstein's cock in
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  Speaker 2: his mouth for cocking her mouth for like most of
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  Speaker 2: the nineties. Now that's how she got an oscar because
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  Speaker 2: Shakespeare loved that was all screw gold. It was have
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  Speaker 2: you seen, uh, what's something? Have you seen like a
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  Speaker 2: like a go into like an outhouse and there's like
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of like ship and diarrheat. That's Shakespeare, love
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  Speaker 2: you you saw it.
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  Speaker 1: Save some time, just go to an outhouse.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, she is the worst. Like last year she
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  Speaker 2: did that little lawsuit thing with the Stige Ski instructor
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  Speaker 2: was super bullshit. She has that gloop or glop like cream.
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  Speaker 2: She has candles that smell like her vagina. She names
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  Speaker 2: her kids like apple and like he does, like just
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  Speaker 2: stupid fucking names. I hate her so much. She was
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  Speaker 2: married to the guy from Coldplay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, are they not together anymore? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: My god, don't even started? So they had, they were leased.
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  Speaker 2: They released a public statement when they broke up, saying
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  Speaker 2: that they were consciously uncoupling. That's a fucking worse for No. No,
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  Speaker 2: he cheated on you because you wouldn't give him head
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  Speaker 2: all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Is that really?
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  Speaker 2: But like, what's his name? Chris Chris something, Chris Evans.
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  Speaker 1: Chris Steve is something.
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  Speaker 3: There's something that I do like about him though.
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  Speaker 1: I heard him in an interview and when someone disagrees
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  Speaker 1: with him, he just goes okay because he's like, you're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna be able to change your mind. So that's
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  Speaker 1: my new things I did. I don't know enough about
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  Speaker 1: him personally, but I'm like, okay, you know that's cool.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know anything about him besides the fact that
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  Speaker 2: he looks he's very skinny, but he looks like he
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  Speaker 2: has a Harry back. And if you're if you're a
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  Speaker 2: larger fellow, have the harry is back, you want hats
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  Speaker 2: off to you. But if you're like a little tweink,
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  Speaker 2: get that shaven especially. Ye know. But but I just
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  Speaker 2: cannot stand Gwyneth Paltrow. She's the worst. I fucking hate you,
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  Speaker 2: Gwyneth Paltrow. If you're listening, fuck you.
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  Speaker 1: Chris Martin just walked in. And of course he's not
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  Speaker 1: wearing shoes, because why would he?
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  Speaker 2: And you know who else doesn't wear shoes? Sharon Stone's
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  Speaker 2: ex has been who got his shoes? His uh toes
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  Speaker 2: bit off by a what o? There's dragon things called
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  Speaker 2: Kromodo dragon a dragon and who look who just walked
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  Speaker 2: in the Komodo dragon. Yeah, like, oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the husband couldn't be here, but we did get
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  Speaker 1: the Komodo dragon.
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  Speaker 2: If one of us becomes president, the Kommodo dragon gets
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  Speaker 2: like the presidential freedom. That's the kind of white House
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  Speaker 2: we would run.
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  Speaker 1: I think we should put him in a little like
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  Speaker 1: tie and everything.
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  Speaker 2: We could be we could run for president. Yea, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we could. That's literally all the qualifications you have to have.
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  Speaker 1: When I was younger, I literally thought like it was
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  Speaker 1: a prestigious thing that like maybe less than one percent
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  Speaker 1: of one percent of people. I'm like, oh shoot, I
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  Speaker 1: mean Trump a few years ago asked if you could
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  Speaker 1: bomb a her nuka her.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm like, oh, okay, well, I mean anybody can
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  Speaker 3: do it.
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  Speaker 2: O face be if that worked, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I guess how do you know unless you try?
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  Speaker 2: But then every year the presidential like the Kennedy Center
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  Speaker 2: Honors would be like just cheap trick and uh and
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  Speaker 2: spice girls every year. Every year. We're like, that's we've
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  Speaker 2: changed the national anthem to spice of your Life.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's chief s the Kimodo Dragon and spice girls
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  Speaker 1: every year.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, instead of the eagle for like the
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  Speaker 2: country's bird, the Komodo dragon.
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  Speaker 1: Commodo dragon.
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  Speaker 2: And I bet that we could populate because I think
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: that iguanas we are are in invasive species in Florida, right, I.
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  Speaker 1: Could well, yeah, but I don't know, but I can
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  Speaker 1: see that being true.
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  Speaker 2: You know so many facts about like gravity and ship
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  Speaker 2: like that, Andy, how do you not know about like
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  Speaker 2: that seems like a fact you would be all.
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  Speaker 1: So I try not to think about it.
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  Speaker 2: So when there's like a freeze and uh in Florida,
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  Speaker 2: they free and like go dormant, and then they people
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  Speaker 2: collect them and then really kill them because they're not
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  Speaker 2: native to the area.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like them. I don't know how if I
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  Speaker 1: would do all that.
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  Speaker 2: But then what we do is when we become president,
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  Speaker 2: we for immigration stuff. We just bring Komodo dragons and
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  Speaker 2: make them our military, our ice I like it, like,
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  Speaker 2: and not ice against, Like undocumented migrants are just trying
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  Speaker 2: for a better life. No, we go after MAGA supporters.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck you anyways. Oh, Tiffany Trump just walked in. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: So the next category is hate actor, So.
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  Speaker 3: All right, and so this is gonna be a fun topic.
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  Speaker 1: Here. Here are the nominees Johnny Depp, Keanu Reeves.
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  Speaker 2: Keanu Reeves, Yep, Kevin Bacon, David Spade, Jason Sabakis, Jaden Smith.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm such a good list guy, all right.
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  Speaker 2: And the winners for the most hated actors.
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  Speaker 1: Are I chose or the committee chose? Jason Sidakis and
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  Speaker 1: David Spade.
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  Speaker 2: So, Keanu Reeves, you dodge bulletin bullet also in your
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  Speaker 2: Matrix movies.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I uh yeah, that's great.
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  Speaker 2: But he is so he's with a an artist and
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing air quotes now. I looked up her arts.
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  Speaker 2: Someone was like, oh, like, what do people have to do?
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  Speaker 2: She's only popular because she's with Keanu Reeves.
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  Speaker 1: That's not very good art.
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  Speaker 2: It's shitty fucking art. Like it looks like it looks
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  Speaker 2: so bad. It looks like Holly Hunter's acting, Like that's
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  Speaker 2: what it looks like. It looks looks she glues some
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: magazines to a poster board and like scribbled marker on it.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather go to an art show of her
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  Speaker 1: art or watch Shakespeare in Love?
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  Speaker 2: Go to her art show? But I would probably be
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  Speaker 2: one of those people that goes to like the French
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  Speaker 2: art museums and like throws like tomato soup a protest
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  Speaker 2: for how shitty Keanu Raeves is as an actor.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he might be a good person.
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  Speaker 3: He seems like a cool person.
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  Speaker 2: He's not good at growing beards.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. I've noticed that too, But I'm just saying
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  Speaker 1: his acting is so bad. He got put on here
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  Speaker 1: the other people. I dislike them as people, but I
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  Speaker 1: think Kennery is like the worst actor Johnny Depp.
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  Speaker 2: The reason the committee had him nominated was because he's insufferable.
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  Speaker 2: And also, I'm team personally, I'm team Amber Amber Heard.
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  Speaker 1: My third favorite clone is Dior, though, and he is
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  Speaker 1: sponsored by them.
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  Speaker 2: But I like him in the movie at Gilbert Grape.
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  Speaker 2: It was a great movie. But I like any yeah,
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  Speaker 2: anybody the Amber Heard pooped on his bed, So I
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  Speaker 2: hats off to you, amberhard Y. I'm team Amber Heard. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: Jaden Smith, I've never wanted to kick somebody in the
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  Speaker 2: face so much than Jaded Smith.
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  Speaker 3: Well, well, Smith Smith, sit down, sir.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to ask you to leave if you
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: if you keep getting high feet.
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  Speaker 2: He he has the perfect The one good thing about
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  Speaker 2: Jaden Smith is he does have a huge head on
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  Speaker 2: a small neck, so it does look like it's like
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  Speaker 2: a golf ball, like a big golf ball that I
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  Speaker 2: can kick good. Anyways. But but the winner is David
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  Speaker 2: Spade because I find him not funny. He bothers me.
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  Speaker 2: If he was gay, he would be fucking everything to me.
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  Speaker 2: But he's like the bitchiest little It was an asshole
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  Speaker 2: I've ever seen in my life. And also one of
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  Speaker 2: my icons I don't talk about her nearly enough is
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  Speaker 2: the comedian Lonnie Love, and he was rude to her
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  Speaker 2: one time, and I'm like, you don't come from my
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  Speaker 2: girl like Lonnie Love, we love you for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think David Okay, this is the crazy
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  Speaker 1: about David Spade for me. I think he's good at
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  Speaker 1: stand up, but he's not funny at stand up. Oh
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  Speaker 1: and it sounds crazy, but the way he structures everything,
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  Speaker 1: I think he's really good at structuring and the way
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: he paces back and forth. But I don't find what
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: he's saying on stage funny. And that's like the whole
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: point of stand up.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: I think that, uh, David Spade is horrible and that's
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: about it. Yeah, and then who was yours one?
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Uh? Well, I did want to say. The reason I
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: put Kevin Bacon on the list is because of his nose.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: I can't look away from that nose and the fact
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: that when I was a kid, I said him and
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Brad Pitt should open a restaurant called the Bacon Pit,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: and he never has.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: And I don't even like bacon, but why wouldn't you
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: do that.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: I do like Brad Pitt though, Yeah, but he is
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: in movies such as They Them, a horror slasher set
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: in a gay conversion camp. It's often listed as like
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: one of the lowest rated movies on IMDb, but he
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: feels pride in his work and the movie The Darkness,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: a supernatural horror film that was heavily criticized for being unoriginal.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: But the person I chose, and this is not if
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: you listened to past episodes, you for sure know I
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: would pick this one. Jason Sidakis, a non funny NEPO
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: baby that was on SNL and a piece of shit
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: that served as ex wife papers during a press conference
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: for a movie. He was also in that horrible movie
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: movie forty three, and I hated that movie. But yeah,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I chose him because that CinemaCon ambush where basically they
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: blindsided Livery Wilde and serve custody papers while she was
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: on stage in front of thousands of people's people, and
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: that's just so vicious and mean, like what if? And
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: then he go, we didn't know, Like what you fucking knew?
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Like what are you talking about? And then I guess
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Nanny came out with allegations that he was mad about
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: salad dressing because the Livery Wilde made this special type
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: of salad dressing and he got mad when she was
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: making him salads, which seems weird. And I guess he
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: would lay under the car when she was trying to leave,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: So I don't like that. Seems pretty red flagish, you know.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: But then yeah, and another thing he was trying to
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: do when they were in custody, between him and Livery
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: wild he was trying to get it moved to New York,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: even though it started in California, just to fuck up
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: her career, to make it a lot harder, which is bullshit.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: And most recently, I guess a lot of people didn't
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: like ted Lasso season three, and he said when he
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: was asked about the criticism, those people don't have imaginations
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: and they don't underst stand. So it's like, dude, can't
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: you just fucking say like, oh, I made a bad show, No,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: you're piece of ship, you know, fuck you?
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: So I yeah, I'm not a fan of him, but
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: I do get his name mixed up with.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Jason Biggs, the guy from American, the one.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: In forgetting Sarah Marshall. Oh yeah, yeah, because my coworker
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, you need to watch shrinking. But I'm like, oh,
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I don't like him. And then she's like are you
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: so yeah, and and I was like, I don't like him,
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: and then I remember, oh, no, it's him, and I
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: appreciate any act. And this is why I like Kevin
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Bacon so much, because he shows his penis off so much,
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: but not nearly as much as you and McGregor. I
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: think youregs up to eleven times. Wow, that's way too many.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: I do like, Yeah, he tried to whip out his
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: dick in like the Star Wars movies.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: That's another notch on my bed.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: And they're like, no, no, no, you and McGregor all right,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: and then should we do uh some music as we
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: go to our next break?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Definitely perfect. So who do we have up first?
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, looks like uh tera, Reine just pops some more pills,
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: so she's ready.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the stage. Joy and the pussy Cat Dolls
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, aren't the pussy Cat Dolls the like
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: R and B group.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Oh so, Josie and the pussy Cat Dolls was like
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: a cartoon like back in the day. And then they
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: remade it into a live action movie.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I think it was just Josie and the pussy Cats.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Though, Josie and the pussy Cats, Oh yeah.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: You're right, Okay, okay. I was sure if they did
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: some cross and.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: That's how much I hate them, so I didn't even
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: give a fuck. And I'm I'm messing up Josie and
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: the Pussycats with the Pussycat Dolls. So it's sad that
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: I'm messing up something I hate with something I hate more.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Even Nicole Schwolz come up with a different fucking name.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: If you're gonna be a singer and you're not that
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: good of a singer, I feel you you're not. I
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: miss the days when pussy Cat Dolls first came out
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: and it was more of like a cabaret and there
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: was the likes of like Carmen.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah for sure. Yeah yeah, I like.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: That kind of ships pretty much like strippers.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, and Karen Lectrich I was growing up. I
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: think one of the I mean yeah, she was like
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: on my wall and everything. She was like on the top. Yeah.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll be back with some more awards of
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: things we hate.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: Selsias, tails and ears.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: And stacks and it's super cool.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Don't talk all these kidies.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Hey, Andy, do you have a podcast with your daughters?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Thanks for asking you, stranger.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Who are you?
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: My name is Sam. I go to Sam's.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Hey, Sam's.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, even though I'm shopping right now at
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Sam's Club. Oh, I guess I can't tell you. Yeah,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I do have a podcast my daughters. It's called Dad
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Daughters and Diploma's.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Oh that sounds fun. What's it about?
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Nothing really, but also everything everything?
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, So it's like I'm assuming it's about you and
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: your daughters talking about like the yesteryear and how it's like.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: You would think. So the first episode is kind of
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: like that, but since then it's just.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Kind of all random banter. But it's still fun.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Where can I I have to grab some salami. So
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: but in the meantime, where do I find this podcast?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: You can find it on Spotify, Apple or anywhere you
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: listen to podcasts.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: I'm the King of the World. You thought Titanic was
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: the end of the story, Think again. This summer Titanic too.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: The ship's coming from the ground.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: It's coming back.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: There's Wales carrying it. And look who's is it's Zombie
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Jack Dawson.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: That's and it's Zombie the Captain.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: And Zombie the little Girl that died Titanic too. Bill
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Paxton's in it.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: That's the tag one.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Oh man, that's so good coming this summer, no pact,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: isn't it all right? Get off stage, Terry? That was
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: just yeah, that was just awful. And yeah, oh it
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: looks like you dropped a few pills. Yeah you can
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: come back for it. Oh you got them? Okay, good
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: goodod thanks Terry.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: That's not the mic. That's Kevin Costner's dick. I hate
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Kevin Costner, by the way, even though sidebar Andy I am.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: I did recently buy Yellowstone cologne.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it has like a joke, it's.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Not really good and the bottle was durable, and I
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: always like to see the price divided by the fluid osis.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: So can I spray a lot of colone on me?
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Because one of the what are those circles that it's
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: like this, So there's a lot of that between gaye
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: emo people and Russians and Cologne is the gays and
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: the Russians like drown themselves in cologne. Andrew Yates just
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: came in.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Why are you so wet you know?
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Oh? No, security, Oh it's okay, she's drowning. Uh Tatum O'Neal.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: I don't like her either. Too many people I hate.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: I need to work on this with my therapist.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but this is a perfect time to let
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: it out at the first and you will note no
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: nostalgia hate orgs.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, take a little time, go on to our instagrams,
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: on our facebooks. Leave us a five star review if
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: you enjoyed it, and if you didn't enjoy it, leave
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: us a five star review at saying hateful fans about us,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: because we want to know what you're what you hate.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: But we do want to take a moment because hate
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: is so powerful and I want to live and hate past, present,
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: in future. So I want us to take a take
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: a moment to remember the hateful fans that we've lost.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Gwyneth Paltrow's career. Oh that's Trason Borg but yeah, you
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: know what I mean.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Michelle Trachtenberg's lack of a career, the end of using
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: gay and Clear as a put down or slur, Snapple
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: and soap glass, it will suck.
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: When you were a kid, they do commercials, p s
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: A s A, s p C A and bloaded belly babies.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I'm all, my really goods.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: I haven't read, but you know those commercials with like
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: the little babies that's like older white guy like be like,
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: this baby is gonna die.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: He's like, for eight cents, you can a kid for
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: a year.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: And they're like when I go to the store, I
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: like at seven eleven, now they put a child like uh,
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: like a feeding tube or whatever, and I'm like, no,
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: I don't want to see that. Gene Hackman, his wife
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: and his hard penis. So that's a reference. Okay, maybe
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: maybe some of these are gonna make sense. Okay, So
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Gene Hackman died. I didn't care for him. His wife,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: I didn't care for her, not that I didn't, I
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: didn't know her. Oh my god, did I tell you this?
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: So you know the Gene Hackman thing, like he died, Like, yeah,
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming his wife died that he dies. He had
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: to mension. It was a lot older than her. Anyways,
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: about a week after that, I said, I saw like
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: friends you might know, and it was Jeremy's mom's cousin
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: and her husband fucking identical to Gene Hackman and his wife.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: What if they faked their own death.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Well, I was like, I commented, I was like, you, guys, look,
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: I love that you like the TV Guide channel building
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: a fort inside like in or outside like in an orchard?
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: What's up? By four non blondes? I fucking hate that song?
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Is that the one.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: I hate?
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: You have no idea how much I hate that song?
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: That's yeah. I yah discussed completely.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Frosted tips maps like I understand maps like on your phone,
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: but like, I'm glad that we're past the days of
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: like folding paper and kind of thing. Okay, breaking news.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: I don't need to be interrupted by watching American Idol
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Season one with like what's going on in like nine
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: to eleven? Okay, we're at her attack. No, I didn't
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: see Kelly Clarkson, Okay, Jennifer love Hewitt. Small pudding cups
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: because I discovered a couple of years ago that you
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: could buy pudding cups that are like tubs.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, yeah, that's true because I hate those little cups.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: You get like two bites and they're done.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The first one good, second one, you really get
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: into it. Third one it's your scraping the bottom. It sucks.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Jello I just fucking hate Jello honestly, and as a kid,
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: I loved it, but I'm like, if you had, she's
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: been putting in yellow without even a thought. Oh the
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Rachel when people were into that.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: I almost with Jennifer Andison on my list.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: She's a fucking worst. But yeah, in the nineties when
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Friends came out, she had that like very layered shoulder
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: length hair, people are like, I want the Rachel, Like, no,
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: just knock it off. Nobody's ever like I want the
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Richard gear, right, yeah, yeah, except for the Hamsters in
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Gerbils VH one.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I did love H one. The Crow, the
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty four one or the one that just came out.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Well, the nineteen eighty four one, because number one is
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: not a good movie in my opinion. Number two we
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: all know that he died. So when I when when
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: the Crow, it doesn't come up in my day life, honestly,
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: when the yeah, like thirty years ago, oh my god,
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: the other day or maybe it was on this podcast
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: like three people mentioned Kim Possible.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: So I was right before he came over.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: I was on Instagram and I saw her thing saying
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I can't believe Disney didn't choose to do a kp
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: at Disney World this year or something. And I'm like, oh,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I should send.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: That to Jeff. Everybody's talking about Kim Possible right now. Actors,
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: this is fucked up, Okay, Actors dying young and then
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: people carrying on like it directly impacts their life. The
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: actor would most likely he hated you, not you, but
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: like Denise or whatever, like that's so true, Like we
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: he led your dying to sad. He was a great
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: actor and he was very young. If he saw you, listener,
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: he would have walked away, like he would not like you.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: So like, yes, more than his loss and more in
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: the loss of like the films and the beautiful art
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: that he would have produced. And it's so sad that
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: he like his you know, children don't have a dad anymore.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Super fucking sad. But like earlier we were talking about
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: how sad those like fat little babies that are starving are.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: That's what matters, Okay, right, you know what I mean? Okay. Oh,
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: and then we do have to mourn the loss of
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Kirstie ally because she was the end of the ugly
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: leading Lady, because she was the only like Cursty aally
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: like heading a show, like a primetime show back when
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: she was on Cheers. Yeah, she replaced Shelley long Barf.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: And then but she went on to like like a
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: career and like not I don't know if it takes
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: two is like a blockbuster film, but she was like
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: she was peculiar looking.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Right, she wasn't Star Trek three, I believe, and then
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: she demanded a bunch more money for Star Trek four
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: and they're.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Like, no, no, there's a lot of like fucked up
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: looking people.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's two and three. I can't remember.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: In the rapa con was she at the beginning?
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I can't remember.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I think that was like her first like film, So
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: then it was.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Two and three then yeah, I can't remember the numbers,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: but yeah.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I really first listener and audience people just
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: you know, this is on papers. I need to shred
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: this list because it's kind of like a like a
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: sketchy It's like when I lost my like colonoscopy like
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: butt stuff with like my shrink notes on it. So
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: a lot of people we lost. Oh the reason that
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: I put on there, Snapple and soby so those are great,
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: and glass bottles for like beer as good as as
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: an adult, but as a kid, when you're like rambunctious
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: and you can't sit still trying to drink out of
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: a glass, it's gonna like tap your teeth and kind
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: of hurt. And it's just I'm not a fan of it.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: And it's like most time, I feel like kids are
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: getting sobs or soabs whatever they were called, and most
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: of them we just smashed them.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Oh like broke them.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you could put a little bit of water
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: in the bottom and then hold it and go like
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: this and then the bottom would follow out. So we
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: see that all the time.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Remember Jones soda. Yeah, So I was drinking one of
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: those and I was just bored one day and I
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: went outside my childhood home and I just threw it
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: in the in the street and then it didn't break.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: So I went out there and I just kind of
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: like destroyed it kind of office space when they're destroying
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: the fax machine and my neighbor's like, what the fuck
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: are you doing. I scurried back in and then my
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: dad came home and like they anyway, So I did
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: clean it up, and the guy came out and was
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: like giving me hard time. He walked away and I
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: was like, asshole. He's like, what did you say? And
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: I was like nothing, Like I was the asshole. I
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: threw a glass in the Yeah. So that's a memorialm So,
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: if there's anyone we missed or anything that made you
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: uncomfortable that like, thank god, we don't you know, just
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: let us know.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: But on a later note, before our next commercial, let's
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: bring out the secondary live act Motley Crue. Believe me,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: it's gonna sound like ship. I mean, they're drinking so
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: many ducks and I haven't ship in four weeks.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: I'm a duck, I'm not I'm a goose. And if
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: you've been impacted negatively by your consumption of ducks recently.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I'm also a lawyer. I mentioned I forgot to mention
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: that you can hire me to sue the Big Duck company.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I've been screwed over by lawyers in the past. Are
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: you how are you accredited?
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: And are you a real?
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Did you pass the bar?
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: I passed the bar, and I passed the pond, and
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I passed the hunting range. But also, I am not
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: really a duck or I'm not really a swan. I'm
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: a duck. What the fuck dun, dun, dun. I think
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: think we're funny.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: That's all about it.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Commercial We.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: Oh thank god, Titanic too went down?
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: What is that is that?
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Kurt Russell? I'm Kurt Russell.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: He's coming back from Titanic Free. It's coming out the
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: month after Titanic.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Two, and this time we're in space.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Captain, I believe there is a iceberg floating two hundred
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: million miles away from us right now.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Well turn the other way.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I can't do that, Captain, our controllers are broken.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Oh no, let's get Richard Gear here.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: I guess, Hey, what's going on. I'm Richard Gear and.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: We're you're to save you?
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Richard Gear. I guess what we need to
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: do is have you fared out that hamster to knock
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: the iceberg off of the course.
• 37:44
  Speaker 7: A trailer.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: It's behind like a like a sneak piece, like a
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: teaser trailer. Yeah, he.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Direct hit Captain.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Oh no, a bunch of ducks with lasers. To be continued.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Titanic three, coming out two months after Titanic.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Two, passes in it fact, they should do every trailer
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: with like that kind of thing.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Oh man, we didn't neither one of us are built
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: pack so that we just have to take the.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: Person's word for it, like, well, I didn't see what trailer.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I hope he is.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: What am I about that? Okay? But I hope you
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: want more commercial break?
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: God damn that's motive.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Okay? All right? Uh listener and audience members, we are back.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Oh is that? Uh that's a surprise. Michelle Trackenberg is
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: back from the and she's gobbling. But I don't know,
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: but a fucking is that Michelle Trackenberg? She's eating Will
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Smith's butt?
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Hell?
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go. That's that's okay, I can.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah this whole thing.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: All right, listen or listener and everybody, we are back.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Let's now that we have everything calmed down from the
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Will Smith Michelle Trackenberg fiasco, we're gonna move on to
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: the worst movie.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: So can we do the show first?
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like the movie might be the bigger one.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So here's some hateful hate things movies that we
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: hate and the nominees are.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Are we doing movies.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Anyway? All right? And then here's the TV shows we hate?
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Did I say movies again?
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Nice?
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah good?
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: It is double cool?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: We have scrubs?
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Is it a Comedy, Lewis and Clark, Lewis and Clark,
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: The New Adventures in Superman with Terry Hatcher, Barf and
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Dean Kane used to be hot.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Grey's Anatomy.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Every serious girlfriend I've ever had loves that show and.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: I hate it.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Mad About You selling Sunset, seventh Heaven.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I only had three Oh Drew Carey.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Show, and the winners.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Are selling Sunset.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: And Mad About You. Mad About You was not a
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: funny fucking show like Easy Layup. It's so bland. It's
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: like generic, uh, newly webbed couple dealing with you know, unlimited.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: They had unlimited stories that they could tell, but not
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: a single fucking one was funny.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't know they were newly wet because when I
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: was a kid, I felt like they were so old.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: I felt like they were just married forever.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: Well Hunt looked so fucking old. You know how you
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: can how old you can tell? Helen Hunt is andy you.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: It's just like with trees. You count the rings in
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: her head. And Paul Reisner, Who gives a fuck about Paul?
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Is he still alive or did he die of like cancer?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: He's still alive. I know he was as a few
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: years ago, But like, did he do anything before or
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: after that show?
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think nothing notable. No, Paul Reisner, I
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: don't care for him. Helen Hunt, I don't care. I
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: love uh as good as it gets with Jack Nicole,
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: that's just a beautiful and that's uh written directed by
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Simpson guy.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, not Algae, James L.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Brook and then us Lisa's I didn't know that Lisa's
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: in it?
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Oh you're Lisamith? No, what, Nancy Gar you're Lise Smith? Oh,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: the one who plays Lisa Yardle Smith.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: What's her name?
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Yard Lee Smith? Oh, it's weird, but.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: She's she's so good in it too. You have you
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: ever seen.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: It as good as it gets? When I was like
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: in sixth grade? But I don't think I was old
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: enough to actually like, you know, enjoy it and see
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: what it was. So I just remember, don't you see
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: like Jack Nicholson's butt?
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: No, you see ski Ulriches.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: But okay, I knew that there's a button there, but
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: that's okay.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: But yeah, and then your your Loser winner.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Was oh, yes, selling Sunset and I get it a
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: lot of people like it, but my thing is the
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: fact that they glorify capitalism and glorified beauty. I feel
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: like it shouldn't be a prominent show. It should be
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: more of a neat show, and it's one of the
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: biggest fucking shows out there. I feel like it's scripted
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: because it's the same person who did The Hills, and
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: I hate when people don't realize that it's not real
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: and that's what makes it so crazy. And the few
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: episodes I've watched it, it gives me really bad anxiety because
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: essentially it's all workplace conflict. So it makes me think of,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: like if I had to go to work every day
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: and shit like that was going on, the thought of
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: it just gives me like anxiety. And I also feel
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: like the you know, they're performing for the camera, so
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: everything's heightened, and I feel like people think it's real.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: It makes me so mad that people think it's real,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: but I mean, it's whatever. It's a reality show in
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: a way, So.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: I don't understand why they don't do like selling Sunset
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: but like a real version, because you know how I
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: feel about like real atures. They're strippers that aged out
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: of the system. Yeah, so yeah, and you know what
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: show is clearly not scripted? Is the little show that
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: they little show that they need to bring back Little
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Women Atlanta because how many times I appreciate that the
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: producers and the camera met don't take out when they
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: break the fourth wall Miss Juicy Baby.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: As a real estate agent.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: I would buy everything that's only like doghouses. No, she's
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: my girl, I love her, and but the other ones
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, lose a Clark fucking can't stand
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Terry Hatcher. I fucking hate her. Drew Carey show. I
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: just never found him funny. I don't, and we bashed
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: on him a lot last last episode or a couple
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: of episodes ago. I also put on here mentioned it
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Ed and Eddie I never liked. I wasn't that person.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: I wasn't the and then Seventh Heaven, mainly because of
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: like the problematicness of like the dad, like molesting somebody
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: but not really being held accountable for it, Like it's
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: kind of problematic. I also hate when people when shows
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: give their stars their big break, like Jessica Beatle and
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: then she's like, I'm too good to be a part
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: of the same organd just like when there's only like
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: one or two seasons left, like fuck you guess what's
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: she doing now? She's hanging out with that drunk driver
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: justin Timberlake.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I think she had to pick him up from jail.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, I hope that she was so pissed off at him,
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: she was like no, no, no, yeah, no, I think he's
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: the most I can't stand.
• 45:03
  Speaker 8: Justin true Sash, Like one of my favorite songs is
• 45:06
  Speaker 8: like that, wait they did, I just stopped to stay,
• 45:14
  Speaker 8: Stay Stay.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: She scab me loves.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Stone song, Love Stone Stone.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: She's got me loves Stone Stone.
• 45:32
  Speaker 8: That she knows.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Love Stone. I think she knows. Oh, I love that.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: It's such a good song.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: I'm sure that he's talented, but I just like I,
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: I guess maybe it's jealousy, maybe like he has the
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: career I should have had. Yeah, I was too busy
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: playing Hopscotch. And when the auditions, for instance, came along,
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: they already they were like, we already have the fact,
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: we don't need another one.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: You'd have been like six or so or five or so.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they have like yeah, j C. Chase Lance bass,
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: and then like Jeffrey like.
• 46:04
  Speaker 7: Like I play Hopscott's, Yeah, I have arithmetic, but yeah,
• 46:12
  Speaker 7: I just can't find and I this is the issue
• 46:14
  Speaker 7: I have.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: When I was like revisiting some of the things I
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: hate is Smallville was another DC one. I hated it.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: I I haven't watched a lot of like those types
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: of shows because I know that they work, Like some
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: of them are critically acclaimed, like What's.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: The Green Arrow? One was good?
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like those one But back in the nines they
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: hit and miss with the DC live actions.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I did watch the first couple of seasons of low
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Or Lewis and Clark, and it was okay, it was fun,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: it was campy, but it gets real bad, real quick.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Dean Kane was so dreamy back in the day, to
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: be honest with you, but now he's like a piece
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: of shit. He like tried to be ice and he
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: like can't make it. Anybody could be ice except for
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: what ca Yeah, ducks. Ducks. I was trying to think
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: of like a like an element that can't be turned
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: into ice.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Oil.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: I don't think you can make oil. Cobalt, yeah, Hydrogen.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Well, I think that's like one of the main ingredients spaces.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm sorry. Oh, now, this is one of
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: the biggest awards of the night, and this is the
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: one that most people tune in for. I know most
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: people weren't tuning in until the very end. That's how
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: it works with the oscars and also works with us.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: I think I think the next next year we should
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: like go for like worst like cinematographer and like look
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: up cinematographers from movies and just target them like Alicia. Alicia,
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah been in ten and then like we tag her
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: and stuff and she has like, you know, fifteen followers
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: because she just has it for like her family and
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: she's like, oh, someone tagged work and then podcast like
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: dissing her so hard. Yeah, you were shitty. No, we
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: have to be good for cinematographers because the whole Alex
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Baldwin thing, they shot one, he shot one, he killed somebody,
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: Like I know, I don't know if he needs to
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: go to prison or not.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Well that he almost did, but like.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: He definitely needs to know that he's probably going to hell. Yeah,
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: am I one of those like God hates fags people
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: that I like. They don't go around the ones at
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: the Westborough Church. They don't go around trying to save people.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: They're just going to notify that you are going to hell.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: That's what they do. They're not trying to like they're
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: trying to tell you, like be prepared, you're going to hell.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: That's like the bitchiest thing. They just came in. I
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: hate them. Yeah. Uh she came up with the they
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: were on Tyra's show, which hamber dog shit, but uh
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: they called Tyra Banks, uh gay enabler. So then I
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: started when I was younger, when that show was out,
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: I started calling my mom that because my mom is
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: like a whole, like a uh like a horrendous, a
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: gay enabler, like she loves. She only wants, in my opinion,
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Pete booda judge to win to become president because he's gay,
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Like that's the qualification she cares about the most. And
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: I love that. All right, listener and audience, remember we
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: are here for the most hated movie of twenty of
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: in our opinion, at the first annual Hate Wars, because
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: hate hate brings us together.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Look at Wars, yeah, look at Yeah that's true. Yeah.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: So first movie, our first nominee is.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: E t Oh my God worst.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: A boring slog.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: The monster is creepy and I thought the first time
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: in my late twenties, it almost single and it almost
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: single handily destroyed video games.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: ET did ET raped me.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I was aware. I didn't put it on the list.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I think the video game thing is worse.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Sorry, Okay, the next one is Shakespeare in Love.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Fifty Shades of Gray.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, I was gonna, oh yeah, tell us a
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: little bit.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: The worst movie experience of my life. No character development,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: the story was awful, and the scenes weren't even that sexy.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Oh to go back Shakespeare Love. You kind of put
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: the ones and twos together because that's that dumb bitch
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: as an asshole and she's going to help. Okay, harryet
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: the Spy again.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: No, I saw a lot of theaters when it came.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: I was like a little he liked it. Well, I
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: was a little kid, baby. I can't remember, but I
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: remember there's one part that maybe really sad because like
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: some kid didn't have cheese or something like that.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: But you know what made me sad looking at Michelle
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Trackerberd's fucking face for an hour. That's an hour and
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: a half and never gonna get bad. But that is
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: I think that was the in the preview for it.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Hey Arnold, Hey Ronold, that was a pretty good.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that it was pretty good.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: The Mario movie that came out like two years ago.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like Get Dennis the Menace. It just stresses
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: me out.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: The one from like ninety four orth like that and.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Also som Mussein's in it or yeah I listened every
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: this before that was Walter. What's his name? Uh, probably Walter,
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: but you know you remember said on Hussein, so super
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: bad guy, like he was a boss bitch over in
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Iraq and then he killed a lot of his people,
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: which is like a fucking like why would you kill
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: your own people? Yeah, but I always got him mixed
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: up with the guy from like the Odd Couple, like
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: those movies.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, he was in Walter, There we Go and.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: It was Walter. I always got that mixed up. So
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: then that movie just stresses me out because he is
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: such a menace. Yeah, okay, what's your next one?
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I only chose three.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: The last one I have is Goodwill Hunting.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not a fan either.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: I think it's way I think it's way overrated.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: I've never seen it, but I immediately I judge a
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: book by its cover, and that's hammer dog Shitcuse I
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: could tell that it's not our Robin Williams, the one
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: that would spit my faces more. But you know, you know,
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: but it's just like anything that's like two like sucking
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: each other's balls, Like this is so good. You're so talented,
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: math Matt Damon, You're so talented, Ben Affleck words never said.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: The only good thing about it is Mindy Kaylen, who
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: I like from the office and stuff. She when she
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: was coming up, she did like an improv like play
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: and improp. She wrote a play and she played either
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Ben Affleck or Matt Damon writing good Will Hunting and
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: what like amazing. So without that, without Good Will Hunting,
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: we might not have Mindy Kaylen. So and the winners are.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: The Mario movie that came out two years.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Ago and Shakespeare in Love listener, we can't watch Shakespeare
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: in Love. It's canceled because she's a dumb, stupid bitch.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: But then also it's Harvey Weinstein, Like there's Harvey weinsteins
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Semen all over it, and we are down, we are
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: we are down with him, like not down with him,
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: but like down.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Not like down with the sickness, yeah, but like like
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: down yeah, like boo yeah.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: And I don't like the Mario movie.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Because there's no character development. The movie made over a
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: billion dollars because people thought it was gonna be good
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: and it's just a lazy movie with no substance. The
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: story was way too thin. Yes, I did think it
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: looked really pretty. The animation was.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Vibrant, but the plot was so there.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: It was just basically like it just seemed like they
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: were just rushing to get to the next, pot next
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: part of the movie, and I didn't even feel like
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: anything was actually happening. It was just like I was
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: just watching a bunch of like pretty images, and I
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: felt like there's way too much fan service. Instead of
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: focusing on the plot and story, They're like, let's add this,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: let's add this Easter egg because people are gonna know,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: you know this from a video game. And overall just
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: felt like a huge commercial for the Super Mario uh
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: you know, universe or whatever.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: And why Chris Pratt? I totally get it, Like.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have liked some guy going it to me
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: and Mario the whole time. That would have got annoying, right,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: But like, if it's just gonna be Chris Pratt's voice,
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: why why even choose him? You know, I'm not a huge,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: huge fan of Jack Black anymore. It's because I feel
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: like he's been used way too much. But I do
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: like him.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: I thought he did great.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: I thought Charlie did dated great. Just didn't like Chris
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Pratt and me personally, I expected like a lot more
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: emotional death because that story I feel like could be important.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: And there's other great animated kids movies with very hard
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: hitting important stories like look at Ralph the Spider Man.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: I just watched Malana.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Moana's incredible.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: Just watch it beautiful first time? Yeah, I just want to.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: When we drove up to Portland, I was in the
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: passenger seats, I watched him a good beautiful, beautifully shot,
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: great songs, great message. No like Force love interest, she's
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: not doesn't have the win or her shoulders. She's she's
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: not required to do it like Mulan. Mulan was like
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: forced to. It was a great movie, but like it
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: was just beautiful.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: And I Think You're Welcome is one of my top
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: like five favorite freaking Disney songs. And when uh, I
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: can't remember Maui when he comes back and he's half shark,
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: I cried laughing and he's just like you know, I
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: love that it's a great movie. I'm glad you watched it.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a game changer. So funny thing about
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: so a couple of things, Mario. If they wanted somebody
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: to sound like Mark, they could just go to like
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: any Deli in New York and just hire like an
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: unnamed person actual life. Another thing I heard about, you
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: know who Gene Smart is? She was in Designing Women
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: from the Night Oh.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, I loved that show and I was a
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: kid because I wanted to be an interior designer.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: Nice. So she she was actually the voice actress of
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: Kim Possible's mom. Oh and which is random, but they
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: used her only for like the first season. And then
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: what a lot of those like money grabber companies like
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: Disney do is they then hot, They don't renew her contract.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: They hire somebody who sounds like Jeane Smart. So that's
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: what they maybe could have done. You could have anybody.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: But I hate Chris Pratt. Yeah, he's horrible.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Chris by Ratt.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: He was fucked up in his comment about saying to
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: his Schnarzenegger daughter or not daughter wife that oh, I'm
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: so thankful that you gave birth to a healthy kid. Whatever,
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: and it kind of looked bad because of his kid
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: with Anna Faris had intellectual delays, so he's this fucking shit.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: But he has connected two degrees to my dog because
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: he's married to Schwarzenegger. Her mom is Maria Shriver. Maria
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Shriver wish Gus because I had birthday. I guess Gus
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: underscore the dog. And but Gus couldn't be here tonight
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: because we don't hate Gus.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. Yeah, And the very first Mario one
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: that came out two years ago had like a fifty
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: five rating on Around Tomatoes from the critics. This one,
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: the new one, has like a forty two because they
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: were just assuming they can do that same shitty they
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: did the first time. But the only reason the first
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: one was so good because people were excited for it. Anyways,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I fucking hate that movie.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Oh that's disgusting. I give us something that's I don't know.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: I like fun, I like campy shit, I like TACKI shit,
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: I like we see my money on seeing things like
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: I could see a Scream fifty seven and as long
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: as Nev Campbell's still in it, I don't care. Like
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: if you put I'm I am a low hanging fruit consumer.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: But I can't even like get a boner to to Mario.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: So that was the movies that are the worst that
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: we hate. We're gonna do one more quick commercial break
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: and we're coming back with the biggest award of them all,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: General Hate Award.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Dad. I'm really excited about the work. We're currently on
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  Speaker 2: the organ trail your right, son, and Ma's in the
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  Speaker 2: back with daughter, and we're gonna start a new life
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: out on the prairie, a family moving across the country
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: into the unknown. What's that there's a crack underneath the
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: prairie road. Oh shit, we fell into it. It's Titanic
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: nineteen seventy three eighteen. It's Titanic eighteen forty, the prequel
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: to the blockbuster hit Titanic two and Titanic three. In
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: space comes the prequel, and everybody's been waiting for I'm
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: the King of America.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: When you thought Titanic was dangerous before, wait till.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: It's on land with lasers, because now it's showing an imax.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Titanic the organ trail of blood.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: That's the sound of the water. Grab to celebrate are
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: the two hundredth season episode or two hundredth anniversary of
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: the prequel. Yeah, we're all I don't know. We're offering
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: half price popcorn if you go see it with your
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: favorite persons.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: And the slushie is just one big ice slushie. It's
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: not like broken down like a normal slushie. It's just
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: one big ice cube that you have to lick.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: And we're okay if you bring your own food into
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: the theater, because we just want you to come to
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: the movies. Yeah, I guess this trailer is more about
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: back to the movie. Part of the trailer, Kim Basinger's
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: in it. Other celebrities include Michael Jordan, Michael b Jordan,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: Dennis Hopper, who uh Jomponny Ramsey but now.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: And Rasputin and Bill Passon's in it.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: Titanic four the prequel eighteen seventy three or something.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: But don't bring ducks to the movie theaters.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Because ducks are banned now in this country.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 6: Too many people were not pooping, but squirrels are are legal.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: Crack open a case of squirrel today.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: I drink squirrel and I'm Bill Paxton.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Titanic four.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, welcome back, everybody, We are here. This is the
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: time that everybody's been waiting for the biggest award we have.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: It is like eighteen feet tall, it's made out of rock,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: it's really heavy. So this is just stuff that we hate.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do a pressure point. So the the you're
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: our most hated actors were. Actresses were Gwyneth Paltrow.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Atsuko O Katsuka. Actor was David Spade, Jason Sadeikis. TV
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: was mad about You, Coross selling sunset movie was Shakespeare
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: in Love Mario, the one that came out a few
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: years ago.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: If all of you guys can go pick up your trophies,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: we promise you that's not a firing range back there,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: all right. And the most hated thing ever that we
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: have two winners for that don't don't, don't dunt don't don't, don't,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: don't don't boom boom, don't don't don't ding ding ding
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: but bom bomp, keep bomber, keep bomber beep. Daniel Day Louis,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: Daniel de Lowis I need. I was trying to think
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: of ones that I ever forgot about it.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: So, so yours is racism?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, okay, oh might should be one of those two?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: Oh god, okay, the most hated because I I don't
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: really hate a lot. So besides like the last like hour,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. You know what something I really hated
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: growing up that's like similar not similar to racism? Growing pains?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: Oh sure, no, just like when your legs hurt.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: But I'm gonna say probably because I retired, so growing
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: pains really sucked, like when your legs would ache. Michelle Trackberg,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: I can't hate her because my wish, I mean, she
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: passed away. I would probably say, like the fear of
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: gravity is leaving, but I don't know about that because
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: that's why not realistic. What's something I hate? Okay, I'll
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: do one that's like like heartwarming like yours. Oh fuck,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: this is hard blindness because those are what with how
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: many ugly people? I can envy the blind, I would say,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: And I would say death, but like we need population control,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: so that's that's good stuff. I guess I just don't
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: hate anything, or.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: You hate the thought of hating.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: I hate the thought of not hating, so then I no,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: I probably say, God, I can't think of anything andy,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: I know it's very anti climactic.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: What about poverty?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: No, because I honestly like can I be petty a
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: little bit. I am really getting sick of having to
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: donate every time I go to like pet Co. I
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: told you earlier or was on this episode like seven
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: seven to eleven, they have like a kid in a
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: feeding tube. Uh pet Co. It's like for like starving
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: dogs or so I don't get it, Like you guys
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: have so many dogs like.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Dog food, so much dog food in the store right now.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: So every place I go. But like, I donate plenty,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: but I will donate, Like is that bad of me? No?
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: I mean it's like and like because I donate monthly
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: this ship and then like I hate I'm like and
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: I don't want to tell him, like no, I'm not
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: going to donate because I already donate to Saint Jude's monthly,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: and when I get drunk sometimes I'll just donate extra twenty.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: So I'm not going to round up because you know
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: what I mean.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: I if it's like if it's like somebody that doing
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: like a jagathon or like a local organization, Fuck yeah,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: I'm donating the fuck out of that shit. But if
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: it's like Taco Bell and I'm like late at night,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: like two thirty in the morning, getting my like like
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: second dinner thing, like third, third dinner, whatever it's called.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: And they're like, you want to round up for student education.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that fucking means. I don't know
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: what that fuck it means that I'm too high to
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: like try to understand it right now. And with like
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: the dropout rates rates, I don't want to invest my
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: money into somebody's just gonna drop out. Yeah, So like
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: give me like a jagathon, give me a local organization,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: give me something where I've already like done my due
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: diligence with the UH it's like the Better Business Bureau
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: kind of vibe. I want to know how much of
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: my dollar is going just to the or the people
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: that need it and not like the people that are
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: driving the Mercedes Benz. So I'm gonna say stop it.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: Seven to eleven. I'm at seven eleven at like eleven
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: thirty pm. I'm not doing good When I'm into Peco.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: The other day there was an unhouse person. I always
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: keep cash on me in my car and in my
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: wallet to give to people because I don't want to
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: walk by and be an asshole. So I saw this
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: guy like asking people for money and I'm like, oh, okay,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: like it's coming my way, so I'm gonna get ready
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: and you know, give him money. An asshole didn't ask me, like,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: did not. I was going through a lot as we
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: were moving, and and I just looked like hammered dog. Shit,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: that's why shape. I don't even notice my shape, my
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: be This was a brittany moment that was I was
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: not doing good. So I was like, I just can't
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: do it. This beer but big blades growing back relatively quickly,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: but oh my god, my face was jarring. I hated that.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: So what was your thing?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: You hated racism?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, me too, that's it. We'll go with that. We'll
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: go Wait, so you're just racism and the mine was
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: people asking me for money, Jesus Christ, not.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: Even really asking you, but just like going to a
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: store and that being a picture of it.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, mine's racism. I hate it. It's so bad.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Oh that's great.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: No, No, racism is bad. What can we do to
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: fix it?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Nothing?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: No, we I think what I'm gonna do. You don't
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: have to do anything. This is not a job for
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: you because you're brown. So at me as a white
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: man and all you white people listening, more so the
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: straight white CIS men. That's our job. We have to
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: do it. You transmit. You guys are fighting your battles.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Women like just let's not get raped. The more I talk,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: it's more problematic. So we they call out racism. Don't
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: allow inappropriate jokes unless they're like super funny, like to
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: be had, Like, we need to stop this nonsense racism. Boo.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, unless it's really funny, then yeah, okay, I get it,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: you know, but most of the time boo, oh Jesus Christ.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, if it's a good joke, it's yeah, a
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: good joke hit.
• 1:07:48
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• 1:07:55
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• 1:07:59
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• 1:08:00
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• 1:08:01
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• 1:08:10
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• 1:08:12
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• 1:08:14
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• 1:08:18
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• 1:08:20
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• 1:08:24
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• 1:08:31
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• 1:08:32
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• 1:08:41
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• 1:08:50
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