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Fergus | Son of a Boy Dad #294 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 10: You go, headphones under your coat?
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  Speaker 2: I do?
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  Speaker 10: Why is that?
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  Speaker 2: I do that all the time? Even I just have
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  Speaker 2: a T shirt on, I'll put it under the T
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  Speaker 2: shirt like you're getting out.
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  Speaker 10: Willy nilly.
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  Speaker 2: That's a lot. It's a lot of wire there.
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  Speaker 10: You know. Another another fix would be what to have
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  Speaker 10: the current technology of earbuds?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I see, I've had three pairs of those and
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  Speaker 2: I've lost all of them.
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  Speaker 10: So you don't think that you deserve to have the
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  Speaker 10: expensive ones anymore?
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  Speaker 2: No, I just don't. I don't feel like having to
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  Speaker 2: go buy new three hundred dollars headphones once a week.
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  Speaker 10: This is exactly my thought process. But now I have
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  Speaker 10: about does really?
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  Speaker 2: I just bought new sunglasses. What kind coastas?
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  Speaker 10: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Nice?
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  Speaker 10: Those are good for fishing.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I got them.
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  Speaker 10: They have do they do? Are they polarized? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 10: because you got to cut through the water if you're
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  Speaker 10: looking for big browns.
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  Speaker 2: Great for site fishing. Yeah, it's honestly great for what
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  Speaker 2: we were doing in Virginia. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: I figured those guys they were able to spot the
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  Speaker 10: kobea so far away, and I said, why is that?
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  Speaker 10: And then I realize it's because of the sunglassy the sunglasses. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 10: that's it.
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  Speaker 2: It isn't saying how much of a difference it makes. Crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I never believed it. And then I put on bows.
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  Speaker 2: You just have sun clouds. You're familiar with sun clouds. No,
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  Speaker 2: But when you said bows, I was thinking the sounds
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  Speaker 2: the headphones, because we were talking headphones earlier and now
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  Speaker 2: we're talking sunglasses.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, there you go. We moved again.
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  Speaker 2: We move fast.
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  Speaker 10: The pages yeah, ripped apart.
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  Speaker 2: But uh, sun clouds they make they make like cheap,
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  Speaker 2: not cheap, but they're like not expensive, like we're like
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  Speaker 2: fifty bucks. Yeah, repair and they're great work well cool yeah,
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  Speaker 2: hell yeah, look into them.
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  Speaker 10: I got hit up by a company and they're sending
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  Speaker 10: me some but I it's just gonna just gonna say
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  Speaker 10: their name really quick because I'm excited to have them.
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  Speaker 10: And it's Randolph sunglasses those yeah, Randy's you ever seen them?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: Make up aviators. Yeah, it's polarized. They're all made in
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  Speaker 10: the USA. So they sent me a pair, and I'm
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  Speaker 10: pretty stoked. I think they're going to be there when
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  Speaker 10: I get home.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm not going to be there when we
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  Speaker 2: get home. We should do We'll send each other photos.
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  Speaker 10: Why is everything a competition with you?
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  Speaker 2: How is that a competition?
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  Speaker 10: I say, I think they're going to be there when
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  Speaker 10: I get home, and you go, I think mine are
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  Speaker 10: going to be there.
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  Speaker 2: And then I said, well, let's send each other photos
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  Speaker 2: when we get home.
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  Speaker 10: So it wasn't so much a competition as it was now.
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  Speaker 2: It's just relating to what you were saying, that we're
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  Speaker 2: both have sunglasses that will be there when we get home.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I think I've heard something psychologically or pathologically about
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  Speaker 10: how Oh my god? Before I say that, can I
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  Speaker 10: tell you a funny story?
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  Speaker 2: Of course?
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  Speaker 10: So you don't celebrate Easter right because you're.
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  Speaker 2: A Now I do. I didn't celebrate it this year?
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  Speaker 2: Oh really?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's that's a pretty big I get Christmas, but
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  Speaker 10: Easter as a as a Jewish person seems really well.
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  Speaker 2: We like, I mean, we get together.
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  Speaker 10: To do what celebrate the resurrection of Christ?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's risen and we're not going to celebrate. No,
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  Speaker 2: he was one of us. Anytime one of us comes
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  Speaker 2: back to life, we're going to celebrate.
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  Speaker 10: Mm hmm. That all confuses me.
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  Speaker 2: That Jesus was Jewish. Yeah, why why would about it?
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  Speaker 10: Why would Christianity celebrate him as their messiah if he
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  Speaker 10: is Jewish.
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  Speaker 2: Jew Deism was around before Catholicism.
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  Speaker 10: Them's fighting words, but it's not fighting. You came. You
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  Speaker 10: came with your fangs today, broy that the Pope is
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  Speaker 10: dead in my namesake, the man for whom I was named,
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  Speaker 10: Pope Francis.
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  Speaker 2: Pope Francis. I'm trying to remember if it was Louis
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  Speaker 2: or Joe List that has the bit of it. I
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  Speaker 2: think it's Louis about Jesus, him telling his friend that
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  Speaker 2: Jesus was Jewish and he was like, I don't think so,
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  Speaker 2: and he's like, now he was, and he's like, what
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  Speaker 2: do you think? He was wearing the crucifix and he
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  Speaker 2: was like, holy shit, that's me. That's Louie.
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  Speaker 10: I think I've heard that so yeah, really quick. I mean,
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  Speaker 10: let's just cover let's just cover sort of Easter and
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  Speaker 10: what it means to you and your family, because I
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  Speaker 10: get a little confused about this kind of you know,
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  Speaker 10: you're picking and choosing, you're kind of talking to both
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  Speaker 10: sides of your mouth, and it to me, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 10: just it feels like you can't really have it both ways,
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  Speaker 10: and you're choosing to have it all, which you know
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  Speaker 10: that next thing, you know, you're going to be fucking
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  Speaker 10: you know, saying a lot of ockbar on nine to
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  Speaker 10: eleven and saying like this is the great day of.
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  Speaker 2: Our of our of our faith. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 10: Tell me you can't record today because you're too hungry
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  Speaker 10: from Ramadan and using all different manner of Or let's
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  Speaker 10: say that someone attacked us, you and me on the street.
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  Speaker 2: It's anti Semitic, and I was like the hate crime.
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  Speaker 10: No, you'd say, I can't retaliate and defend us because
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  Speaker 10: I am a practicing Buddhist and peace is a core
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  Speaker 10: tenet of our faith.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I am a practicing Buddhist, but that's not a religion.
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  Speaker 2: That's spirituality.
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  Speaker 10: Are you sure?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? Positive Hinduism, Well, Hinduism and Buddhism aren't the same thing?
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  Speaker 10: Really? Yeah, boy, I get those confused.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Will you explain to me the difference between those two.
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  Speaker 2: I can't. I don't know them, but I know they're
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  Speaker 2: not the same thing.
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  Speaker 10: Are not all Hindus Buddhist? No, are all Buddhists hinting.
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  Speaker 2: Buddhism is more of like a way of living?
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  Speaker 10: Hm?
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  Speaker 2: Right? Am I wrong on that? I don't even think
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  Speaker 2: Buddhism is considered a religion at all.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, well, listen, we don't pretend to be experts onast.
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  Speaker 2: Buddhism is a religion. Okay, I was wrong, although some
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  Speaker 2: consider it a philosophy as well. That's me. I'm more
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  Speaker 2: on the philosophy side.
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  Speaker 10: I would also go so far as to say you
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  Speaker 10: weren't wrong if you said that.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Buddhism one of the major world religions.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, you're wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, began in India around the sixth century BCE.
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  Speaker 10: Can you tell me a little bit about Hinduism and Buddhism.
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  Speaker 10: Do they go hand in hand? Can one be both?
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  Speaker 2: Let's see, Are Buddhism and Hinduism the same? No?
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  Speaker 10: Are they very different?
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  Speaker 2: Buddhism and Hinduism are not the same, although they share
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  Speaker 2: common origins and some overlapping beliefs and practices. Buddhism originally
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  Speaker 2: is a reform movement within Hinduism, and while they both
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  Speaker 2: share concepts like karma, reincarnation, and spiritual liberation, they differ
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  Speaker 2: significantly in their views on the existence of a supreme God,
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  Speaker 2: the nature of self, and the path of enlightenment.
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  Speaker 10: So that's really interesting. So it sounds like Buddhism is
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  Speaker 10: almost Buddhism isn't to Hinduism, what Protestantism is to Catholicism.
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  Speaker 10: Isn't that fascinating? That's cool, amazing that these reform movements
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  Speaker 10: have spawned such large branches of the parent religion. But
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  Speaker 10: that is interesting, right that that does mean that Buddhism
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  Speaker 10: was once or is sort of fathered by Hinduism.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, got it. Well, yeah, that's why they think it
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  Speaker 2: was a religion.
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  Speaker 10: M Okay, we're talking about your your faith. We're talking
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  Speaker 10: about yeah, and how you you guys got together. So
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  Speaker 10: you make a point to see your family on these.
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  Speaker 2: Sir, h Typically, Yeah, what's.
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  Speaker 10: More important to your family? Easter or Passover?
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  Speaker 2: We never celebrated Passover ever.
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  Speaker 10: Do you do Honakah. No, you don't do any Jewish holidays.
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  Speaker 2: We celebrated Hanakah when I was young.
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  Speaker 10: What made you decide to move on from that?
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  Speaker 2: We didn't. We weren't really into it.
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  Speaker 10: Oh so it's just as a group, how appealing the
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  Speaker 10: holidays are that says makes you say we're done with this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a very religious person. I don't expect it
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  Speaker 2: to be you and my family isn't either. I would
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  Speaker 2: say we were, we were. I grew up Catholic, who
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  Speaker 2: was always kind of weird because my dad wasn't Catholic,
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  Speaker 2: and he would go to church with us and he
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  Speaker 2: would just sit there. Yeah, and then we'd go get
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  Speaker 2: communion and he would leave. He'd leave, or he would
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  Speaker 2: go stand in the back and wait for us to
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  Speaker 2: be done.
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  Speaker 10: He wouldn't do the he wouldn't go up and do
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  Speaker 10: the put the hands.
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  Speaker 2: He's gown, man, he's not gonna go up to the
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  Speaker 2: fuck dude, Can I tell you something and give them
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  Speaker 2: the X? One time? One time I went to I
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  Speaker 2: went to a wedding. Yeah that was a Catholic wedding. Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Have you ever been to one of those?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: A Catholic mass? Weddings. Oh yes, yes, my cousins, they're long.
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  Speaker 2: This one wasn't too long. It was probably the same
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  Speaker 2: length as a normal mass. They're long and dark dark
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  Speaker 2: hmm ours was pretty positive.
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  Speaker 10: Well, it's all in Latin. They're singing their dirge.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so no, I have not been to one of
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  Speaker 2: these weddings.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, a Catholic mass wedding. And you say it's the
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  Speaker 10: same as a regular mass. Well, regular mass is long.
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  Speaker 2: It is. It's like forty five minutes to.
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  Speaker 10: An hour, correct, And so most most wedding ceremonies are
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  Speaker 10: not that long.
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  Speaker 2: How long are they?
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  Speaker 10: Well, we always do an over under of my buddies
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  Speaker 10: and I when we're at weddings together, we always set
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  Speaker 10: a line at how long we think from the start
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  Speaker 10: of the procession, first person to come down the aisle
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  Speaker 10: right to when we're clapping as they walk off.
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  Speaker 2: I was the first person to go down the aisle
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  Speaker 2: at my cousin's wedding. Really second, sort of. First brought
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  Speaker 2: my grandmother down. You brought your grandmother down. I walked
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  Speaker 2: my grandmother down the aisle, And uh.
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  Speaker 10: Did the officient not precede you?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 10: Now that's unusual. Usually I think the officiant goes first.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm pretty sure it was me and my grandma,
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  Speaker 2: like ninety nine point nine percent sure.
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  Speaker 10: And then you deposited her, deposited her on my back
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  Speaker 10: to my seat. Oh and you went back to your seat,
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  Speaker 10: So you weren't a groomsman. I was not a groomsman now, hm,
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  Speaker 10: that's nice. Yeah, okay, whatever. I don't really know why
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  Speaker 10: we went there about your grandmother and stuff like that, because.
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  Speaker 2: You're telling stories about these weirdly religious weddings that you
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  Speaker 2: go to where they're spinging speaking in Latin tongues.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's a Catholic Mass wedding.
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  Speaker 2: Never I went to a Catholic Mass wedding. There was
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  Speaker 2: no we weren't preaching in Latin. That wasn't.
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  Speaker 10: The one you went to was not a Catholic missing
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  Speaker 10: it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was at a Catholic church in Massachusetts.
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  Speaker 10: Did you have a Was there a priest? Yes, so
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  Speaker 10: that's who the efficiant would have been, right, the priest officiates, the.
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  Speaker 2: Wedding priest was already up there, makes sense.
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  Speaker 10: I can live with that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Then who did you think it was going to be?
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  Speaker 2: The pope?
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  Speaker 10: I said, who was the officiant, and you were like,
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  Speaker 10: I don't know, and I said, usually the efficient You
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  Speaker 10: hadn't made it clear to me that the wedding that
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  Speaker 10: had your grandmother where you said, you know, yeah, dropped
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  Speaker 10: her off whatever. I don't know what she did from
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  Speaker 10: that point.
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  Speaker 2: Sat down? How old is she in her eighties?
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  Speaker 10: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Well, my point being a respectable thing to do. You
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't do that?
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  Speaker 10: No, I think that's fine.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't help your grandmother down the aisle. I would.
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  Speaker 2: You seem to have a little bit of pushback on
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  Speaker 2: here's my issue. You were waiting for something to pounce on.
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  Speaker 2: Here's my issue with me walking my grandmother down the
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  Speaker 2: aisle at my cousin's wedding. Why did you know?
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  Speaker 10: I didn't know that that was the Catholic wedding. Okay,
• 17:01
  Speaker 10: I thought that was a different wedding. No, No, that
• 17:02
  Speaker 10: was the Catholic. So I'm picturing you in Hawaii, no,
• 17:06
  Speaker 10: going down the aisle with your wedding of the wedding,
• 17:09
  Speaker 10: dropping your grandmother off. You filing back to your seat,
• 17:12
  Speaker 10: me saying you're not a groomsman, wondering why would they
• 17:16
  Speaker 10: have you guys walk down the aisle at all.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I could see the confusion there. Do you
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: see what I'm saying?
• 17:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but it sounds like all the family came down
• 17:22
  Speaker 10: the aisle because it's a Catholic mass. You file into
• 17:25
  Speaker 10: your pews, indoors, right, vaulted ceilings, stained glass windows.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: You're describing a church.
• 17:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah, big one, huge organ.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nice one too.
• 17:38
  Speaker 10: Haunting, Yeah, haunting or white young altar boys lighting candles?
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: No, not really with that. That kind of died out
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: a little bit. I think the whole altar boy I
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: wouldn't be surprised if there's significantly less altar boys now
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: than there were even like fifteen years ago. You think
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: it's because of that movie Spotlight, Yeah, I don't think
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: it helped.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because I was like I used to like
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: read at church and shit, like I'd go up on
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: stage on Sundays and have to read like something out
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: of the Bible.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Wow, you were deep in it, eh, I did it
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: like twice.
• 18:17
  Speaker 10: I can't believe your family quit after you were.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: We saw Spotlight as a family, we went to the
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: theater at seven pm showing.
• 18:24
  Speaker 10: And that was it.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, well, I guess we're Jews now and.
• 18:27
  Speaker 10: Your dad and your dad was like, finally, come on over.
• 18:31
  Speaker 10: I've been waiting in the back, yeah all this time,
• 18:35
  Speaker 10: come on over. Yeah, now, not for nothing. Just so
• 18:38
  Speaker 10: we're clear here, I want to I don't want to
• 18:40
  Speaker 10: play favorites. I've been to a conservative Jewish wedding just
• 18:45
  Speaker 10: as boring. Yeah, I'm sure, really boring. Yeah, unbelievably boring.
• 18:49
  Speaker 10: I'm sure they walk around the couple like three times,
• 18:52
  Speaker 10: or maybe the woman walks around the husband as if
• 18:55
  Speaker 10: she's like trying to cast a spell on him.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I've never been to one of those. I only
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: seen it in Goodfellas.
• 19:01
  Speaker 10: And it's all in a different language. Yeah, you know Hebrew,
• 19:07
  Speaker 10: and you don't. I don't think you get the vows.
• 19:10
  Speaker 10: You don't get the vows that are lovely Jessica. From
• 19:15
  Speaker 10: the moment I met you, I said to myself, one
• 19:18
  Speaker 10: day we will be here in Temple Beth el Shabbat.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: I feel like the entire time I was at my
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: cousin's wedding, I was so because, like the Catholic Church,
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: or in general, for any of these weird like ceremonies
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: that you have to do, like first communion, confirmation, like
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: all that shit, I feel like ninety percent of it
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: is just knowing where you're supposed to go next. Yeah,
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: And the entire time I was at my cousin's wedding,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: I was just like, when do I go get my grandmother?
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Like that was all I was thinking, to get her
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: out to leave. I was like, I don't know when
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: this is gonna end, because I'm gonna have to be
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: the first person that stands up, because my grandmother is
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: the first person that walks out.
• 19:56
  Speaker 10: She's got to go first. Yeah, because she doesn't have
• 19:58
  Speaker 10: that much time.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: No, oh no, no, she does have plenty of time.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: But she was, uh, how do you know that? You'd
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: assume she's healthy. You said she's in her eighties. Do
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: you know which side which side of her eighties? I
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: would say, yeah, below eighty five.
• 20:15
  Speaker 10: Oh, she's in her young eighties. Yeah, yeah, she's in
• 20:21
  Speaker 10: her early eighties.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think there is such a thing as
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: early eighties. I think there is. You're just in a
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: big difference between the early eighties and late eighties.
• 20:31
  Speaker 10: No, there's like early twenties.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Late eighties is like a dog. The difference between like
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: a dog being nine and ten.
• 20:39
  Speaker 11: Nine.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: You're like, look at this little pop ten.
• 20:42
  Speaker 10: You're like, all right, No, Mathematically, wouldn't it be the
• 20:45
  Speaker 10: difference between being like twelve and thirteen?
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: I have no idea. I didn't run the numbers. I
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: didn't do the math.
• 20:52
  Speaker 10: Twelve is eighty four, thirteen is ninety one.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: In dog years. Yeah, wow, I didn't actually break it
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: down in dog years.
• 20:59
  Speaker 10: But then again, and a lot of breeds don't make
• 21:01
  Speaker 10: it to twelve, which is kind of why I'm so
• 21:05
  Speaker 10: impressed that your grandmother's skipping down the aisle jumping the
• 21:09
  Speaker 10: church to help go get Arbi's or something.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: That's why I had to help. Now we just we.
• 21:13
  Speaker 10: You were assigned to her because everyone knew you get
• 21:15
  Speaker 10: fidgety in those long serum No, not true, said Harry's young.
• 21:21
  Speaker 10: He's in his early twenties.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I don't get fidgety at those things. I know you. Now,
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: you can sit still for an hour or through one
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: of the easily, really easily.
• 21:29
  Speaker 10: Man, I would go. I went nuts. I just check out,
• 21:32
  Speaker 10: and I went. We went to a Protestant church. We
• 21:34
  Speaker 10: went to an Episcopalian church. You could do anything there.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: You could make out with a dude, Yeah you can.
• 21:40
  Speaker 10: They're big on that. They're open very progressive. Yeah, yeah,
• 21:44
  Speaker 10: a lot of threpples.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 21:46
  Speaker 10: By the way, quick story. One time, this guy in
• 21:49
  Speaker 10: our neighborhood his house burned down and I had just
• 21:52
  Speaker 10: been told about it on the way to church, right,
• 21:56
  Speaker 10: and so in church that they were doing that thing
• 21:59
  Speaker 10: where they were offering prayers for people or wishing goodwill
• 22:02
  Speaker 10: on various members of the community, and they mentioned the
• 22:06
  Speaker 10: church and.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: I went, oh, why.
• 22:11
  Speaker 10: Because it just I knew about it. I was like nine,
• 22:17
  Speaker 10: and I couldn't help myself and I just oh, like
• 22:21
  Speaker 10: I know about that. I remember I met everyone's heads
• 22:25
  Speaker 10: turned to me, every single person in the church, as
• 22:29
  Speaker 10: though I lit the match.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or it started the dryer, that's right. Was it
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: a dryer a lint fire? I don't know, think that's
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: what it is. Ninety percent of the time, really feel
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: like people's houses. Every time someone's house burns down, it's
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: like they're always like it was the dryer.
• 22:44
  Speaker 10: Hmm.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: I saw I saw something on Instagram that was extremely concerning,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: and it was someone cleaning the lint out of their dryer,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: and they were like, why does no one tell us
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: about this? It's like, I think it's like the first
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: thing people tell you when you get a dryer.
• 22:58
  Speaker 10: And that one, that one, and the drawer that has
• 23:02
  Speaker 10: the water, the water drawer, which one of the most
• 23:05
  Speaker 10: satisfying things, removing the water, taking the water out and
• 23:09
  Speaker 10: dump out. Yeah, it's so good. Also, do you ever
• 23:12
  Speaker 10: think when you do something like that that if the
• 23:14
  Speaker 10: world ended and you had to go out on a
• 23:17
  Speaker 10: foraging mission, you would check all the dryers for water
• 23:23
  Speaker 10: things like that?
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, that smart.
• 23:25
  Speaker 10: You know you siphoned all the jars of gasoline. What
• 23:28
  Speaker 10: are you gonna use flint for starting the fire? You've
• 23:31
  Speaker 10: got plenty of birch bark At that point you figured
• 23:33
  Speaker 10: out better until you've kept the court, try to start
• 23:36
  Speaker 10: fire rain previous night's fire warm, which you can blow on.
• 23:41
  Speaker 10: As the Wabanaki tribe did.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming multiple different tribes did that.
• 23:46
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna go with Wabanaki on this one. Do you
• 23:50
  Speaker 10: know what there were? Wabanakis and Abenakis?
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I did you did? There's all there's like eight hundred
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: different variations of Naki. Is that right?
• 24:05
  Speaker 10: We had a big Wabanaki presence in Maine. That's where
• 24:09
  Speaker 10: they were.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Up in the sticks. They like to keep them right
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: on the border of Canada.
• 24:13
  Speaker 10: To honor them, we named a lot of rivers after
• 24:17
  Speaker 10: their nomenclature. Yeah. I think the Kabba Sea Conti is
• 24:22
  Speaker 10: after them. The Andrew Scoggin. That might be a different tribe. Yeah,
• 24:29
  Speaker 10: that's up. That's there. That's New Hampshire though, right, Yeah,
• 24:32
  Speaker 10: all right, let's stay on point here.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: All right, So I'm really sure what the point is.
• 24:37
  Speaker 10: No, but that's I'm dancing. I'm I'm I'm floating like
• 24:41
  Speaker 10: a butterfly, sting like a bee. Yeah, you don't know.
• 24:43
  Speaker 10: You don't see me coming? No I do now you
• 24:46
  Speaker 10: think you did? And then I got you with that
• 24:48
  Speaker 10: old grandmother thing.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Nor continue a body shot.
• 24:53
  Speaker 10: So uh, back to you guys switched from Catholicism to Judaism.
• 24:59
  Speaker 10: That's a big leap. I've never heard of someone doing that.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: We didn't switch. You just said I was kidding when
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: I said we left Spotlight. We're going to have to
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: be a little for Jews. Now.
• 25:08
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but you wasn't being serious. You said your dad
• 25:11
  Speaker 10: said we're leaving, and you guys went over there.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: No, that's not what happened at all. We just stopped.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: We I mean, people in my family are still Catholic.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Sounds like it.
• 25:21
  Speaker 10: I'm sure someone dragging your grandmother down the aisle.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Well, my grandmother is still Catholic. But yeah, I mean
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: we just stopped. We didn't. We don't really go to
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: church anymore as much as we used to. And yeah,
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: we kind of just faded away.
• 25:36
  Speaker 10: Okay, So you faded away from religion altogether.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say I faded away from religion altogether. I'm
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: just not really super die hard on one.
• 25:45
  Speaker 10: Okay. So you're a man of many, many faiths. I
• 25:48
  Speaker 10: have many beliefs, a polytheist.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I'm a polytheist, okay.
• 25:54
  Speaker 10: And so as it pertains to what I would consider
• 25:57
  Speaker 10: to be my most holy day, Easter, you do take
• 26:03
  Speaker 10: part in that on Easter?
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:05
  Speaker 10: Now, you said you guys got together.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: We get together, but I didn't. I was in New York.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: I didn't do anything.
• 26:11
  Speaker 10: Did your family get together?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: They got together?
• 26:13
  Speaker 10: You all got together in New York.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: No, they got together in Massachusetts. I missed Easter.
• 26:17
  Speaker 10: Did you zoom in or anything?
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: No. I talked to my mom, that's it.
• 26:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah, were you on speaker?
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: No?
• 26:24
  Speaker 10: Did she pass along your thoughts to the rest of
• 26:27
  Speaker 10: the family. No, So you have separated from your family's
• 26:32
  Speaker 10: religion into your own thing.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: No, I just I just couldn't go home this weekend.
• 26:38
  Speaker 10: Doesn't it sound like that? Yeah?
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Now, but by but didn't go to church like they
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: had brunch.
• 26:46
  Speaker 10: What was it about your family's new religion that you said,
• 26:51
  Speaker 10: I don't want to take part.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: It's not their new religion. They don't have a new religion. Well,
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: family is not celebrating a new religion.
• 26:59
  Speaker 10: They're getting together on Easter, so there's still to.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Have fucking eggs and bacon.
• 27:06
  Speaker 10: I love that. That's a fun way to celebrate Easter.
• 27:10
  Speaker 10: Most people eat, there's like an Easter brunch. Yeah, I
• 27:13
  Speaker 10: had lamb. I cooked lamb.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Sounds awful.
• 27:15
  Speaker 10: It was great.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Sounds tenderloin over smashed potatoes, tenderloin.
• 27:20
  Speaker 10: And carrots alight. Why you don't like lamb?
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Nothing worse than when you'd go downstairs for dinner and
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: my mom we're having we're having pork tenderloin.
• 27:29
  Speaker 10: No, no lamb, tenderloin, tender rack of lamb, rack of lamb.
• 27:35
  Speaker 10: Is that tenderloin rack of lamb like French sort of lollipop? Yeah,
• 27:43
  Speaker 10: lollipop lamb.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: It was great, and you had mashed potatoes with it.
• 27:47
  Speaker 10: Not mashed potatoes. I took potatoes and I boiled them,
• 27:51
  Speaker 10: and then I sort of smashed them with a spoon,
• 27:53
  Speaker 10: sprinkled olive oil, salt, pepper, and then broiled them in
• 27:56
  Speaker 10: the oven. Nice to finish them and crisp them up
• 27:58
  Speaker 10: a little broil. And then I I did carrots, which
• 28:01
  Speaker 10: I've described my carrot recipe before.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: The bunnies, well, no for the rabbits.
• 28:09
  Speaker 10: But this is all why I brought all of this
• 28:11
  Speaker 10: up before I got very distracted by your famili's completely
• 28:15
  Speaker 10: complicated religious devotion. I still couldn't make sense of how
• 28:22
  Speaker 10: diverse your family's interests are. Let alone try to figure
• 28:26
  Speaker 10: out what you are now subscribing to, because you're not
• 28:30
  Speaker 10: even taking part in.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: What they do. Buddhism mostly, I like that for you,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: the art of living, the art of sitting, the art
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: of living.
• 28:38
  Speaker 10: Okay, get this though, So my sister, my sister has
• 28:43
  Speaker 10: a neighbor.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, where were you this weekend?
• 28:49
  Speaker 10: I was upstate? Okay, Yeah, my sister has a neighbor
• 28:53
  Speaker 10: and they were going to do a joint Easter egg
• 28:55
  Speaker 10: hunt with their neighbors.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:56
  Speaker 10: Their neighbors have a few kids. Yeah, and the neighbor's parents.
• 29:02
  Speaker 10: They set out Easter eggs at night for the next day, Yeah,
• 29:05
  Speaker 10: hid them, And the next morning they woke up and
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: found that all like forty five Easter eggs, yeah, had
• 29:15
  Speaker 10: been cracked open, and every single piece of candy in
• 29:18
  Speaker 10: them had been eaten, and the remains of the eggs
• 29:21
  Speaker 10: were scattered around the yard.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 29:23
  Speaker 10: And it was their four year old son, Damn, who
• 29:26
  Speaker 10: woke up at two in the morning, Yeah, and went
• 29:29
  Speaker 10: out into the yard under the cover of moonlight and
• 29:33
  Speaker 10: foraged and found all of the eggs, ate the candy,
• 29:37
  Speaker 10: and then went back to bed.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: That's insane. That's so brutal. Can you imagine? Yeah, that's crazy.
• 29:46
  Speaker 10: That's a divice. I mean, I used to hunt for
• 29:48
  Speaker 10: Christmas presents, which, yeah, I did. You probably didn't do
• 29:51
  Speaker 10: that because you guys were No.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I do have vague memories of being outside at at
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: like one am on.
• 29:57
  Speaker 10: Christmas Eve, looking up at the roof wondering can that
• 30:00
  Speaker 10: hold the weight of eight reindeer?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: And I remember going outside and my mom was doing
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: something in the yard because we had chickens at the time.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: I remember going outside and being like, I can't sleep,
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: and my mom was like, why are you out here?
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Like it was so late and I was so young.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: I was probably like eight years old, and it was
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: like I was out in the I was outside looking
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: for my mom at one in the morning.
• 30:25
  Speaker 10: Christmas is kind of a battle for parents of young
• 30:27
  Speaker 10: children because you get them as excited as you can
• 30:30
  Speaker 10: through the early years, right when they're three and four.
• 30:33
  Speaker 10: When my niece, when I'm always with my family for Christmas,
• 30:36
  Speaker 10: We're pretty devoted to one faith, and I'm always with them,
• 30:42
  Speaker 10: and I hype my niece up on Christmas. I sit
• 30:47
  Speaker 10: her down and I tell her the true story about
• 30:50
  Speaker 10: Santa Claus in the most minute detail.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure she apprechases that.
• 30:56
  Speaker 10: Well, she loves it, n sure, but she's also kind
• 30:59
  Speaker 10: of like shocked. Yeah, she's shocked because I'm explaining things
• 31:03
  Speaker 10: and you know, again talking about like why we had
• 31:06
  Speaker 10: to reinforce the weight of our roof for Santa We
• 31:11
  Speaker 10: opted for a flat roof so he had an easier landing.
• 31:13
  Speaker 10: We have lights up there, a landing strip, things like that. Yeah,
• 31:19
  Speaker 10: but I know that all that is going to set
• 31:22
  Speaker 10: the groundwork for her to be so filled with excitement
• 31:28
  Speaker 10: when she's six and seven, that it's going to make
• 31:31
  Speaker 10: it very hard for her parents to make Christmas happen.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that I think that was like the first time
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: I ever experienced like not being able to sleep.
• 31:45
  Speaker 10: I lost you there for a second.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: I kind of didn't understand what you meant when you
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: said it was gonna make it hard for Christmas to happen.
• 31:52
  Speaker 10: Because the parents have to set the presence out during
• 31:56
  Speaker 10: the night the kids are asleep. But as you said,
• 31:59
  Speaker 10: you went on the oh, yeah, you go hunting, you
• 32:01
  Speaker 10: go hunting. Yeah, normally I would hunt before.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Christmas, like with the weeks leading up.
• 32:08
  Speaker 10: Yeah, looking and hiding places for presents.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Interesting. Yeah, I didn't ever do that, or I guess
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: I kind of did that a little bit, but I
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: always kind of was like, I don't even really want
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: to find anything.
• 32:20
  Speaker 10: You read that, man, that's very you know, that's very
• 32:23
  Speaker 10: altruistic of you as a as a young boy, like I.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Would look, but I would hope I didn't find.
• 32:30
  Speaker 10: Well, that's how it is relationships. When I'm going through girls'.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Phones, Yeah, you don't want to find the texts, but
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: you're gonna Well I never found the presence. I found.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: I found presents once at my grandmother's house.
• 32:46
  Speaker 10: One time, and they were they were.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: All addressed to Sannah. They were all addressed from Sanna,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: and I remember I brought him out and I was like,
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: what the fuck are these what really? Yeah?
• 32:58
  Speaker 10: This is before Christmas.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. All they got to do is be like, oh
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: he came early. Those are for the dogs. And I
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, of course that makes sense.
• 33:06
  Speaker 10: That's what they said something that was like six. That's
• 33:08
  Speaker 10: pretty quick with it, Yeah, pretty quick thinking.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was nice for the dog.
• 33:12
  Speaker 10: Do you know if that was your mom or your
• 33:13
  Speaker 10: dad that said that.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: I don't remember. I just remember that was like they go.
• 33:16
  Speaker 10: Too, that's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, well very I mean
• 33:25
  Speaker 10: truly fascinating. You said something that we glossed over which
• 33:28
  Speaker 10: I want to come back to, which is that you
• 33:29
  Speaker 10: had chickens.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Yes we did.
• 33:32
  Speaker 10: Wow? What was that like?
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: I've had chickens like three different times throughout my life.
• 33:37
  Speaker 10: And then you get rid of them and then you
• 33:38
  Speaker 10: get more.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they die, they die, all of them, all
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: of them.
• 33:43
  Speaker 10: Do they die together?
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: I don't really know how it works. I guess we've
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: had chickens. No, I think it was technically three times.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: There's two we had chickens when I was when I
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: was young, when I was in like middle school, and
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: then we moved. Now we have chickens, and we had
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: chickens recently. But I want to say they're all dead,
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: but they get they had they had killed all the time.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: But but but how by like by like coyotes and
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: foxes and hawks, is.
• 34:14
  Speaker 10: That because you don't have a reinforced coop now?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I don't really know. I think our chickens that we
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: had now were more They could just go wherever they
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: walk around. Yeah. And then when we had them when
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: we were younger, they were in a coop, but they
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: were like, uh, they were like fighting each other. We
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: had to like give one of them away cock fighting. Yeah,
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: they were cock fighting.
• 34:36
  Speaker 10: And you sent that one to Mexico.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: We sent that one to Mexico. Up believe we wrote
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: tisted it. Yeah, we turned it into a nice tiss.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: You cooked it.
• 34:47
  Speaker 10: Yeah, the fighting one, Yeah, must have been pretty game.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a muscular, very chewy.
• 34:55
  Speaker 10: And just to be clear, I'm not using cock in.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Yours, of course, using it in the chicken sense.
• 34:59
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, are all cocks mail chickens.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure I can doodle do.
• 35:09
  Speaker 10: That's right, all right, let's get you back on track here.
• 35:15
  Speaker 10: I'm losing you here, and I want I don't want
• 35:17
  Speaker 10: to because I'm I'm having fun. I'm having fun too,
• 35:20
  Speaker 10: I know, but I'm not giving you what you want,
• 35:24
  Speaker 10: and I apologize. I like to talk about your life
• 35:26
  Speaker 10: and I like to learn about you and your family,
• 35:29
  Speaker 10: because if you guys fascinate me. Yeah, you had chickens.
• 35:33
  Speaker 10: Did you have any other pets?
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: We've had bunnies, chickens, dogs.
• 35:39
  Speaker 10: Did you live on like a big plot of land.
• 35:41
  Speaker 10: Did you have a lot of land?
• 35:42
  Speaker 11: Uh?
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Not when I was growing up. My parents do now
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: though they've done well later they have land now they
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: were they've become landowners.
• 35:51
  Speaker 10: That is, it usually does take a while, yeah, to
• 35:54
  Speaker 10: buy buy lots of land and accumulate lots of land.
• 35:58
  Speaker 10: And so now you know your dogs. Do they roam outside?
• 36:05
  Speaker 10: Do you guys have the invisible fence?
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, we talked about the last episode.
• 36:09
  Speaker 10: I remember us having to install the invisible fence on
• 36:12
  Speaker 10: our property.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we did too.
• 36:13
  Speaker 10: We brought well you had a guy come, Yeah, but
• 36:15
  Speaker 10: he'd always leave a hole, one small section for whatever reason,
• 36:20
  Speaker 10: and the dogs would find it. And then they'd run
• 36:22
  Speaker 10: down the street and eat the neighbors chickens.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, we never had a hole like that. I thought
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: you mean they would leave a hole in the ground.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Oh and dig under the fence or like where they No,
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: you said the guy left a hole.
• 36:34
  Speaker 10: Oh no, right, okay, left a hole.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: In the fence and the dogs would find the hole.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: They would, and yeah, I'm pretty sure it's like the
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: way they do it is like, well a, I think
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: it's they can pretty easily break out of.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: It, but like they go near it once and then
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: they're just like, well, I guess I'm just never going
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: to cross that point again.
• 36:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean training your dog on an electric fence
• 36:54
  Speaker 10: is sad. Eh, you gotta shock them. Hey, remember how
• 36:59
  Speaker 10: we used to walk through nothing would happen. All right,
• 37:03
  Speaker 10: let's do it again. Oh what's that mysterious beep? It
• 37:07
  Speaker 10: in no way could that be a warning of the
• 37:10
  Speaker 10: unbelievable eye watering pain you're about to experience around your neck.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my sister's dogs have the They just have like
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: the the callers on all the time. They just keep
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: them on them like they have like a little handheld shock.
• 37:25
  Speaker 10: They can shock them.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Well, they don't shock them. They do the sound the stimulation.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: It's just a high pitched sound. It's not a They
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: don't get zapped, right, they can though, they can zat well.
• 37:36
  Speaker 10: First they first they played the hit the stimulation and
• 37:39
  Speaker 10: if that doesn't work, then they zap them.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the sound always works.
• 37:44
  Speaker 10: We bought one of those callers for our dog, yeah,
• 37:48
  Speaker 10: and we were worried about how intense it was. Yeah,
• 37:52
  Speaker 10: And so I held it in my hand because it
• 37:56
  Speaker 10: felt like I felt that I didn't want to do
• 37:58
  Speaker 10: to the dog anything that I wasn't with to endure myself.
• 38:01
  Speaker 10: And I told my my wife, what hit it? You
• 38:06
  Speaker 10: know on the low and instead of hitting the low button,
• 38:09
  Speaker 10: she hit the panic button, the sort of red alert
• 38:15
  Speaker 10: you knows, attacking someone, Right, he's biting off the face
• 38:17
  Speaker 10: of the child. Yeah, basically you.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Know, put him down. But yeah, and what happened? Did
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: it hurt? Bro?
• 38:30
  Speaker 10: I felt a shock through my skeleton, I mean, started
• 38:36
  Speaker 10: my fingers. It went all the way through my I
• 38:38
  Speaker 10: remember by elbow exploding and it went all the way
• 38:44
  Speaker 10: up my arm and it felt like I got.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: It in my organs. Yeah, you probably did, you know
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: what I mean.
• 38:48
  Speaker 10: It felt like the sort of thing where if I
• 38:51
  Speaker 10: had been in cardiac arrest, this would have brought me back.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: It also probably is meant to shock dogs in a
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: different way than it is humans. I don't know.
• 39:00
  Speaker 10: Oh, I don't know.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Man, it was magine it hurts more for a human
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: to bear skin put it on their hands.
• 39:08
  Speaker 10: I don't think their fur is really stopping much. Maybe
• 39:11
  Speaker 10: maybe that they have looser skin. Have you ever done
• 39:14
  Speaker 10: it to a dog? They yelp deeply.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Again, we don't. We don't use the we don't use
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: the shock button.
• 39:21
  Speaker 10: Well, what the point? After I felt that shock, we
• 39:24
  Speaker 10: said we're never gonna.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes sense because it was so intense.
• 39:28
  Speaker 10: Maybe my teeth chatter and knocked my ti together.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: They theirs might not actually even have the shock option.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: We only put them put them down off. They don't
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: definitely don't have a panic option.
• 39:42
  Speaker 10: Red dog is eating neighbors children, child's face.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they got My sister has two Golden Retrievers
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: and they're big and uh when they when I come home,
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: my sister and her fiance will come back to my
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: parents' house to hang out and they'll bring their dogs.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: And we have two dogs. Now you got four dogs
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: running around and most of them don't like each other.
• 40:10
  Speaker 10: Well, you've got the one that bites all the mail exactly,
• 40:14
  Speaker 10: and then.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Get along with the dog with their dogs.
• 40:18
  Speaker 10: There's such a there's a part of me that wants
• 40:21
  Speaker 10: to visit your uh, non denominational house.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: And our living room is very small, so it's just
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: like there's just constantly dog on you, Like there's there's
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: a dog within within one foot of you. As you
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: like it, but you don't like it when there's four
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: dogs barking simultaneously.
• 40:38
  Speaker 10: That's where you want and you just just do it
• 40:43
  Speaker 10: to one and then he lets.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Every Yeah they're buzzing right now. Yeah, fall back, they're not.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: They're not fall back. I just got hit.
• 40:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I just got stung. Who's next? Yeah it's not
• 40:56
  Speaker 10: gonna be me. I already took mine. Yeah, well I
• 41:00
  Speaker 10: want to. I have this dream of visiting your incredibly
• 41:04
  Speaker 10: religiously diverse family.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:06
  Speaker 10: And and I would I would wonder if when I
• 41:10
  Speaker 10: met the dog that bites.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Stitch, yeah stitch.
• 41:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah, And I can't tell if I would want to
• 41:22
  Speaker 10: sort of approach the dog the way crocodile Dundee goes
• 41:26
  Speaker 10: to animals and let it know I'm a friend. I
• 41:30
  Speaker 10: come in peace. I understand why you behave the way
• 41:33
  Speaker 10: that you do, but I just want you to know
• 41:36
  Speaker 10: I don't judge you for it.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I think that's all bluff though, Like I think that
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: only works if you actually but you know how, like
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: you say, they say, you can beat a lot of
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: detector test if you actually believe what you're saying. Sure,
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: I think it's like that. I think the animals could
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: sense it, like if you got a if you got
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: a grizzly bear coming at you, Like you know that
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: you ever watched grizzly man, Yeah, of course, you know
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: how he can kind of like, yeah, he uses his
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: words and his and his his well, that's ridiculous, his vibes.
• 42:04
  Speaker 10: I mean he got eaten.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: Well after like three years in the woods of Alaska
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: or way more than three years.
• 42:11
  Speaker 10: So he did pretty well.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: He did pretty well. You beat the odds.
• 42:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but a while, the grizzly always wins. The grizzly
• 42:18
  Speaker 10: always wins, is the answer.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: But again, like he like, you know, fucking the dog whisperer,
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Like he's got to believe what he's saying. Yeah, you
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: can't just walk up to a dog and be like,
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: I'm You're safe, right, only the sense that he'll be
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: able to sense here a little on edge. Yes, you've
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: heard some stories.
• 42:37
  Speaker 10: Have you seen Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade?
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Probably, but I don't remember it when.
• 42:42
  Speaker 10: He goes to the canyon to the Crescent Moon and
• 42:44
  Speaker 10: enters Petra.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: I never really got into any Indiana Jones tbh.
• 42:50
  Speaker 10: Okay, well, there's.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Always more of a Rambo guy, got ship men.
• 42:56
  Speaker 10: You were watching Rambo instead of Indiana Jones. I don't
• 42:59
  Speaker 10: really put the in the same category.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: I would Star Wars.
• 43:06
  Speaker 10: By the way, there's nothing unmanly about Indiana Jones.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: It's for women.
• 43:12
  Speaker 10: Why did he say that?
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Harrison Ford?
• 43:15
  Speaker 10: Easy there, that's my guy. You don't think Slice the
• 43:18
  Speaker 10: loan's a heart throb? Now, Yeah, he's got that sort
• 43:22
  Speaker 10: of demented face. Yeah, not at all, droopy. Well, I
• 43:28
  Speaker 10: want to visit your house, and I want to befriend
• 43:30
  Speaker 10: the dog. But I also think that if Stitch bit me,
• 43:36
  Speaker 10: that would sort of complete the the arc of your friends,
• 43:42
  Speaker 10: because right now, Nate, Bo, Peters have all been bitten.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: I'm the only one who I'm wondering if Peters has
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: ever been bitten. I don't think he has.
• 43:49
  Speaker 10: I think he has.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: I think it might just be natean Bow.
• 43:53
  Speaker 10: We should ask him.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: I very I remember very vividly when Nate and Bow
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: both got bit and it was both when my parents
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: weren't home, and I had to call them and be like, Stitch,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: just bid date, and my mom would be like Jesus Christ,
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: he didn't. He was just like, I think your dog
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: just bid me.
• 44:13
  Speaker 10: Oh, he didn't even know.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: It was like he Wasnate was skateboarding in our driveway
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: and my dogs came up and like nibbled his like
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: God got a piece of his leg. Oh, and he
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: was like, ah, but it wasn't a bad one, right,
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: But the BA one was bad. No, the bell one
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: wasn't bad either. Similar deal, similar deal. There was one
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: bad one and I wasn't there for it.
• 44:35
  Speaker 10: Who was that my.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Cousin's boyfriend or husband? Now, so I guess it didn't
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: really end that much. The Catholic Yeah, oh yeah, I
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: think he's Catholic.
• 44:46
  Speaker 10: Well they got married in a Catholic church.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Ah, But people get married in Catholic churches all the time.
• 44:50
  Speaker 10: But usually that's an agreement between them and God.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's also kind of agreement between you and
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: your parents.
• 44:56
  Speaker 10: Wait a second, No, I'm confused. Are we talking about
• 45:00
  Speaker 10: the same cousin?
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, were you? We're not talking about my cousin at all.
• 45:06
  Speaker 10: Pushed your grandmother in a journey down the aisle, removed
• 45:11
  Speaker 10: her oxygen masks so that she could say her blessing
• 45:13
  Speaker 10: to the couple. That that couple. Yes, so it was
• 45:16
  Speaker 10: the boyfriend at the time. Yeah, and Stitch bit him, Yeah, badly.
• 45:21
  Speaker 10: I think you where the leg made him bleed?
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 45:26
  Speaker 10: Then why was it bad?
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: I wasn't there. I said that.
• 45:34
  Speaker 10: You just told us it.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Was a bad bite. You know, I'm doing my best here.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: He got locked. Well, we've been talking about my dog
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: for thirty minutes.
• 45:41
  Speaker 10: We can move on, you know, if you want to
• 45:45
  Speaker 10: take the reins. Brother, you got anything interesting now?
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Not really?
• 45:48
  Speaker 10: So there you go.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: I mean I got I guess I got it. I
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: got everything. I always got something interesting. Let's hear it.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Now we can still continue the conversation.
• 45:55
  Speaker 10: No, I'm done, Okay, I did everything I could, and
• 46:00
  Speaker 10: now you have said.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: We got out of the dog stuff, and then we
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: went back to the dog stuff.
• 46:05
  Speaker 10: Well, you're talking about chickens and bites, and all.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: You were saying you want to come. You were proposing
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: an idea where you're gonna come tame my dog or.
• 46:13
  Speaker 10: Have them bite me so that I can have that
• 46:15
  Speaker 10: and be bite brothers. With my best friends Bo Peters
• 46:18
  Speaker 10: and Nate.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Yours. You're never gonna be able to meet my dog's.
• 46:22
  Speaker 10: Jealous of the fact that the three of them have
• 46:24
  Speaker 10: that in common. They all get together under the full
• 46:27
  Speaker 10: moon and show their scars.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: I don't think, Peter.
• 46:31
  Speaker 10: I haven't brushed off my skateboard in fucking years.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: It was my skateboard, was it, Yeah, that's cool. There's
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: my lawn board. Oh shit, I had the slide wheels. Yeah, sick.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Not good for riding though, No.
• 46:46
  Speaker 10: Never, all right, what happened to you? What do you got?
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: What happened to me? So much? Yeah? What'd you do
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: this weekend? Oh? This weekend? I actually didn't really do much,
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: had a pretty easy weekend, but I did.
• 47:00
  Speaker 12: Uh.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not going to be in Edmonton this weekend.
• 47:03
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, Oh my god, for real?
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, holy shit, didn't I tell you that?
• 47:11
  Speaker 10: Well? I thought you would have fucking sorted it out.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: I told I think I told you. I was like,
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: I talked to Mike, I'm not going to be able
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: to go to Edmonton.
• 47:18
  Speaker 10: I forgot about that. Yeah, I thought you were really
• 47:20
  Speaker 10: trying hard to. I was spending a lot of money.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Oh it's a gone, money's gone. Can't get a refund.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: Tried to get the refund. It said as soon as
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: you download the documents, you no longer are eligible for
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: a refund.
• 47:34
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, it's just.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Eight hundred dollars just lit on fire. Wow. You know
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: what the bummer of it is is that I found
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: out that you could drive to Canada with a real ID,
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: which I have. Yeah, Uh, can you? Yes?
• 47:52
  Speaker 10: I thought there was a special thing you need, like
• 47:54
  Speaker 10: a there's another certification on your license that you can
• 47:58
  Speaker 10: opt for at the DMV.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: I have it. You did that?
• 48:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they told me don't if you have a passport,
• 48:04
  Speaker 10: don't even worry about it.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: I did it before I had a light like that.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Got it. When I got my license, they were like,
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: you're gonna need this by twenty twenty five, you may
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: as well just get it now. Okay, And I got it.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: But yeah, so apparently I could drive, but Edmonton's just
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: sits still too.
• 48:17
  Speaker 10: Far I told you, so, Why is that a bummer?
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: To me?
• 48:23
  Speaker 10: That sounds irrelevant.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Because I drove to Vancouver. Uh huh from that's when
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: I lost my passport and I didn't even need my passport.
• 48:35
  Speaker 10: Then where did you leave it on the plane?
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it could have just driven noe.
• 48:40
  Speaker 10: Oh, I see what you're saying.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Now, I flew. I flew into Seattle, drove up to Vancouver,
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: and then I flew out of Vancouver. But if I
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: drove back through Seattle, I probably would never would have
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: lost my passport.
• 48:56
  Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, I mean I get it. How long was
• 49:00
  Speaker 10: that drive again back to Seattle?
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Only like an hour and a half two hours? So easy,
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: ugly drive though hideous? Well you held it down though
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: I did for an hour and a half. There was
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: a that There's never been more of a miscommunication on
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: anything than that, oh boy, on the driving because since then,
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: since then, every time I drive, I I I look
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: in the left lane and I now I know what
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: you guys are talking about. Where there's a guy going
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: like fifty miles per hour in the left lane all
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: the trap we knew you were.
• 49:38
  Speaker 10: That's not it doesn't matter it does you? So going
• 49:42
  Speaker 10: eight you're going eighty, so you're still setting your own
• 49:49
  Speaker 10: pace in the passing.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: I'll push ninety. It doesn't matter it does it? Does
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: you say you're breaking breaking through to ninety and then
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: having a guy on your I don't buy that. I
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: don't buy that though. I don't think it's going around me.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: But I'm gonna call the cops. Yeah, go around, I
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: got your plates, all right.
• 50:17
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• 50:21
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• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: since I stopped drinking or now that's actually not true.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: When we film we were filming the show the other
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: I smoked like five cigarettes in a row the other day.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: But in my defense, those cigarettes are fucking the size
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: of pixie sticks. Was that for the show. Yeah, they
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: were using these like little thin, tiny like French cigarettes,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: like literally like the width of like a two pick. Yeah,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: we were. We were filming like three lines and I
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: had to get a new cigarette every single time because
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: they just would be one hit, they'd be gone, Wow. Yeah,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: it was like the Tom and Jerry fucking you smoke
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: it in one one poll. Yeah, it was funny. I
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: love a cigar though, me too, you do.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah, that's something we have in common.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we've done cigar out on the podcast many times.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 10: Well, and you know what we should do? What when
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 10: can we go fishing?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: Anytime? Really? I mean this is really, like to be honest,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: right now is like prime time for this area, Like
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: it's prime time for like Jersey.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 10: What about my place up state?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: Your place up state? I'd say fishing is probably good
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: right now, probably get it'll probably be good longer, like
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: it'll probably be good through No, I don't know what.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say end of July, but like mid July.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 10: Okay, So June's okay.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I got a busy June. Why I feel
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: like I got a bunch of shit in June. No way.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's prime cigar season.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: No August fishing cigar season.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 10: I got some good ones. Yeah, smoke some stogies.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. When we were in Wyoming last summer, we were
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: in the town of Buffalo, Wyoming that was like the
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: closest actual town to us, and we would go to
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: this We went twice to this like six sporting goods
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: store where it's like you're in Wyoming, so it's obviously
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: it's like a fly shop, hunting all that shit, and
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: they just have like I mean, for a gearhead, it's
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: paradise walking in there. Yeah, and you know, we would
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: go get flies. And then right across the street they
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: had like a real like nice cigar shop. We would
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: go in there and pick up cigars for the week's
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: cool and it was so nice. We got these like
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: small little guys, thick small guys. Nice cigar hour every night.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 10: Kind of Yeah. Every time I'm flying back from some
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 10: foreign country, I go into their duty free and I
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 10: go into the humidor large walk in cigar cavern. Man,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 10: I don't know what to buy. That's my problem.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: That's my problem too.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 10: And I get overwhelmed and there are so many options,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 10: and some of them seem extremely expensive. I'm no aficionado. Now,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 10: I don't need the best of the best.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: But you kind of want to know what the best
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: of the best is so you can know what sucks now.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah, exactly. And and and I think what I would say,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 10: if anyone really knows cigars, is that I like, you know,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 10: a medium to light. I don't want my mouth to
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 10: feel like uless He's as Grant's mouth, Yeah, all night long,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 10: you know. I'd like to be able to taste my dinner. Yeah,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 10: so a light to medium, but also one that theoretically
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 10: I could honestly have two cigars. Sometimes I like to
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 10: have two cigars. You ever have two cigars?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: Now? Maybe on fourth of July one year, yeah, or
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: on grad when I graduated high school, I definitely smoked
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: more and two cigars. Really, I was smoking cigars the
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: whole day. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, it was fun. I
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: remember driving Matt home from graduation and I was we
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: were smoking cigars in my.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 10: Car, in your car windows rolled down. That's great, that's fair.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 10: That's so fun. Was that a big deal for.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: You graduating high school? Yeah? You know, like I knew
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: I was gonna graduate. Actually that's not true at all.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: There was a it was getting close at the end,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: really yeah, but it was all bullshit. It was like
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: I was bad at school, but like the teachers also
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: didn't like me, and they would call my parents and
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: tell them shit that. I would be like, that's not
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: gonna happen, Like that's not it's just not true.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 10: What would they say.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: They would be like, well, you know, currently Harry has
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: a They would be like, we had this thing called
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: the portal where it would you you could check your
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: grades online. Yeah, and it would be very organized, like
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: you go down to the assignment and in my math class,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: all of our assignments would be like do it like
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: the end of the like we would get all you
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: get a bunch of assignments at once and then they
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: all be done at the same time. So it was
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: like we were we were maybe like a month out
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: from graduating, and there was only two assignments in the portal.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: One of them I didn't do one of them. I
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: got like an ady on. So my average grade was like,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: I was failing. I had like a thirty percent of
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: the class. Yeah, And they teacher called my parents and
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: was like, Harry is a thirty percent. He's not going
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: to graduate if it doesn't go up. Meanwhile, we have
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: nine assignments that I'm done, that I'm done with that
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: are due in like a week, and I'm like, so
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: obviously my grade is going to go up.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 10: But couldn't couldn't they don't you think it's better that
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 10: they were on top of it reaching out to your parents,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 10: because there's no there's.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: All that does is that like I know, I'm I
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: know I need to graduate high school. I'm not fucking like.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 10: You just said that. It was touch and go there
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 10: for a second.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: Well it was touch and go in the sense that
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: they called my parents and and said that there's a
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: chance I want graduate.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 10: There are a lot of teachers that wouldn't do that even.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: But in my head I was like, I'm obviously my grea.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: I ended up getting like a B in the class.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 10: Because they were so they fought for you.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: No, they didn't fight for me. They just say that
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: teacher I think didn't like.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 10: Look, I think at this point we can all agree
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 10: it takes a village.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: No, and I.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: Would say it takes a village, but I'd say it
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: also takes a village to destroy a child.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: And I'd say the village was out. They were out
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: against me.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 10: Even if the village had left you alone, that would
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 10: have also destroyed you.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: They were trying to bring me down.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 10: Think about how sweet those cigars tasted in the car
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 10: with bow with peters. Yeah, go ahead, take it.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, Hi, how's it going? Least extension? Did you
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: send it in mail or on email? Okay, I'll sign
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: that and send it back today. Yeah, that's my bad.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: I apologize for that. Okay, it sounds good. What was that? Okay,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: got it? But did you hear that?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah you haven't.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: That guy's a fucking ass You haven't signed your least excess.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: I'm paying the rent. It doesn't matter, and now I
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: thought I did to be honest. Yeah, he gave me
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: that exact same call last year. He's a fucking asshole
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: that I told you. I told you about When he
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: calls and he sounds like the fucking mafia.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 10: You are just living there, fucking n.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: They don't send an email or anything. I don't check
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: my mail everyone.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 10: In New York knows when their least ends.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: Dude to be I mean, that's crazy. I'm gonna sign it,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: but I'm paying rent.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 10: But they aren't. They can't. They can't guarantee that you
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 10: are gonna pay rent if you are not basically your squatting,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 10: and if you didn't squatting, if you're not protected by
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 10: a lease, They're not protected by a lase.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: I've never had to They do this every time, and
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: every single time they end up being able to do
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: it through remats.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 10: Dude, you need to do You need to fucking get
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 10: your business manager. If your business manager is running your
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 10: leases and stuff like that, you need to get him
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 10: aware of when your lease ends so that you can
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 10: re up. You're gonna get screwed. They'll start showing your
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 10: apartment and be like, sorry, dude, we've raised the rent
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 10: and a new tenant is coming in. Yeah, I'm not
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 10: even kidding you.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not sweating it.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 10: It's not a fucking dorm room in college where you're
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 10: just guaranteed to be able to float in the wind
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 10: like that.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: You know. Yeah, I'm not too worried about it. I've
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: lived there for over three years.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 10: It's the West Village, it's.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: Not you know. Yeah, they called me nowhere and he
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: said the exact same thing.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 10: He was not happy. He's a dick if you couldn't
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 10: hear it at home.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: He goes.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 10: Harry said, I'm sorry about that, and he goes, I'm
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 10: not looking for apologies.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like some old fucking Russian dude or something.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 10: I wouldn't fuck with that guy.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: I hate him.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 10: I get it.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: You don't, that's not it. You don't talk to people
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: like that. It's insane.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 10: You didn't sign your lease extension.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: You don't. You emailed them and say, hey, could you
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: sign the least? Probably send They have not sent me
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: a sing?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 10: Is there something in your mailbox?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: Now they know that's what he said. I said, did
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: you send it on email or do you send it
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: in a mail? And he said, we sent it in mail?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 10: Yeah, man, I mean shot me in physical lease.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: I've I didn't have to sign a physical lease last year.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 10: I don't know what to say.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: Now he emails me. He emailed me last He emailed
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: me in March and he said do you want to
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: do you want to resign? I said yes? And then
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: he said this is what the new rent is going
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: to be about, up one hundred bucks. He said, perfect.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: I've been paying that rent since.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 10: I get it.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: But so throw me an eail and you still got
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: to sign the landlord. Don't call me and be like
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna fucking murder you.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 11: That's that.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: We were close to that, We were close to people
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: on the radio apartment right now. That's crazy. And I
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: told you, I said, last time he called me was
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: a year ago, probably right around today. So and he said,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: the exec he calls with this like threatening tone.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 10: Yeah, because you are delinquent on lease.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: He said, you either pay or you get at I pay.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: I pay on time every single month. Guy's an asshole.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: That's you don't call people like that. That's we're not
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: living it. It's not the nineteen seventies anymore.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 10: I don't know what to tell you. You're wrong here,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 10: I'm not. Yes, you are. Every other person I've ever
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 10: met in New York knows to the day when their
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 10: least ends, and usually as that day approaches, there's a
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 10: conversation between them and the owner of the landlord. And
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 10: there was okay, and there was and one where it's yes,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 10: I intend to stay on great, here's the rent. Great,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 10: and you sign the extension, because if you're not your
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 10: lease when your lease ends, dude, truly, truly, you could
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 10: do whatever you fucking want in there now, and they're
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 10: not protected. I don't think.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that sucks for them.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 10: And what's more, theoretically you're probably not protected by by
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 10: a lease, meaning if your heat stopped working, I think
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 10: the landlords in New York are beholden to provide adequate
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 10: heating and water and stuff like that, they wouldn't have
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 10: to necessarily fix that because you're not You're not even
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 10: their tenant anymore. Yeah, you're just a guy who's handing
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 10: the money so you can continue to sleep in a home.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, technically it's been two weeks. Your lease ended at
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: the end of March. It ended, it starts I think
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: a week ind April. Okay, so that's a little bit
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: of a you don't think that's a little harsh two
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: weeks two weeks ram was paid on time. I think
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: that maybe me a tech like shoot me an email,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: be like, hey, could you sign the least and get
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: it back to us.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 10: I listen, I get where he's coming from.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: All. I mean, I've never heard I've never heard anyone
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: take the side of the landlord in this situation. I'm
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: just that dude calling someone and saying that it's insane. Well,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: he didn't say he's going to kill you. It was
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: it was implied. No, it was implied, No, that's a
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: that's a stress. It was implied, keep you know, keep
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: your curtains closed tonight.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 10: I heard conversation and all he said was he was mad.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 10: He seemed mad that you were late. He said, I
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 10: don't want to I don't want your apology.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: That's not it wasn't. It wasn't I don't need the apology,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: could you? It was I don't want your fucking apology.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: He didn't say, fucking I don't want your apology, sign
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: the lease or move out. Well, he's living, and he's
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: sleeping in a fucking he's in a castle somewhere up
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: on by Central Park.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 10: This is all big talk on the phone. You bent
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 10: the knee.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because I don't want to die. I mean
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: that was crazy. You heard him. Now you know, I'm
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: not mad. I wasn't making it up last time when I.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 10: I'm glad you took that phone call. This is what
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 10: we're dealing with here. At some point, you're gonna have
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 10: to grow up and smell the roses.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: Brother. Brother, I'm growing up and I've smelled the roses.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 10: You're gonna have to start taking respects for the parameters
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 10: of your own lifestyle.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: My life. You keep on describing my lifestyle like I
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: live this.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 10: Fucking I'm not judging your lifestyle. I'm saying, to preserve
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 10: the lifestyle.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: We've all forgotten to sign a lease here and there.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: Shit happens paid the rent on time. You think that's
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: what they would care more about. But I get it.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: I do need to sign the lease, and I'll go
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: home and I'll sign it. I might leave a little
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: note on the bottom say call me like that again
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: during work hours, and I'll fucking murder you.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 10: Oh shit, Oh shit.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, you don't just get to call people and
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: say things like he did. He did, I'm gonna call
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: him back. Go ahead, I'm gonna say we got a
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: problem here, chief. Every landlords are just fucking prick.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 10: Can I ask you a question. If he saw this,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 10: he'd be pretty pissed. You think he's gonna see this,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 10: I mean, you're you're there.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: If he sees this, he's gonna be pretty he's gonna
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: have a lot of problems with his.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 10: I mean, yeah, you're taking some big swings at this guy.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: He was taking some big swings at me.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 10: He wasn't that swinging hard.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: As an American, I have the right to go on
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: my podcast and talk shit about my landlord.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 10: Okay, I'm just saying.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: Dude, the guy's one hundred thousand years old and he
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: owns eight hundred buildings in New York. You think he's
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: gonna find the podcast where we talk about my landlord
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: with zero a way of identifying him. I don't even
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: know what the guy's name is. That's the only time
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: I've ever I've heard. That's the second time I've ever
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: heard from my landlord. Okay, and both times it has
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: gone exactly that way.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 10: In all likelihood, he won't, But boy, oh boy, would
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 10: I love to hear the conversation when he calls to
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 10: say he listened to this episode the show and I saw,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 10: Wait a minute, you're talking about that guy. Yeah, he's
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 10: one hundred thousand years old. Oh yeah, then why are
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 10: you afraid of him?
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: Because it sounds like he has ties to the Russian
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: Russian mafia?
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 10: All Right, well, then he's gonna sick his goons on you.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 10: He's going for this episode. I'm gonna go outside. I'm
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 10: gonna I'm gonna get back to my apartment.
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  Speaker 2: There's gonna be like two escalades parked out front, YEP
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  Speaker 2: lights off.
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  Speaker 10: YEP too low, riding bms following, guys getting out. Guys
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  Speaker 10: get out in red Adidas track suits.
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  Speaker 2: What's your address? I need somewhere to go.
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  Speaker 10: You can come crash it me. You need to lie
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  Speaker 10: low for a bet.
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  Speaker 2: I don't feel safe. Yeah, bring your console. I mean
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  Speaker 2: that's crazy. That's a crazy call to get I don't know.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 10: Maybe I'm wrong for I'm not. I'm not siding with
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  Speaker 10: your landlord. Okay, yeah, No, I get like, I get it.
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  Speaker 10: I need to get Historically, I uh do not get
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  Speaker 10: along particularly well.
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  Speaker 2: With Maybe I'll say, hey, i'll sign the least cauld
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  Speaker 2: we get a refrigerator. Refrigerator would be great.
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  Speaker 10: Well, I don't think you have much leverage anymore as
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 10: a result of being delinquent. You should have said I'll
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 10: happily increase the rent. Stay on you guys. Don't want
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 10: to have to come in here. Paint the apartment, show
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 10: it do all the stuff to get new tenants in here.
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  Speaker 10: You don't want to do that. All I'm asking for
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  Speaker 10: is a refrigerator.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a bad idea. That's how you do that.
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  Speaker 10: And you would probably have had the foresight or I
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 10: could have told you to do something like that if
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 10: you had told me when your lease ends. I hate
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 10: to say this. I can actually help your life, and
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 10: I want to.
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  Speaker 2: My life doesn't need help.
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  Speaker 10: But that's so stubborn of you.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: Everybody's life could improve. Yeah, everyone's life can improve it.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 10: And again, you have to understand me. I'm not judging
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 10: your life.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe maybe I am a little bit, definitely are, but.
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  Speaker 10: With the intention of helping. I don't want to just
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  Speaker 10: leave you alone to fucking rotten squalor. I want to
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 10: I want to help you avoid angry phone calls that
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 10: stress you out.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: From your Russian lam dressed I'm furious.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, there you go. I want to get you a
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 10: new refrigerator. I want to get you better heating, and.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: My heats we don't need more. We don't need better heating.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 10: No, I know air conditioning. I want to get you
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 10: better air conditioning. I want to get you to a
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  Speaker 10: place where you're not getting bothered by your drunken, unattractive
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 10: neighbor banging on your door creates a situation. Let's let's
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 10: get you a ring camera, a ring doorbell camera. By
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  Speaker 10: the way, I think somebody is sleeping in my place
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 10: up state. I'm not even dude. My cleaning lady up there,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 10: I told her specifically, don't clean the second bedroom. Nobody's
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 10: been in there. And then her she came and her
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 10: other girl she was with. They cleaned that, they've changed
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 10: the sheets and cleaned the second bedroom, and then they
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  Speaker 10: charged me accordingly. I know the rate for when the
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 10: second bedroom needs to be first when it doesn't. And
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 10: I said, hey, I just so you know, like, I'm
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 10: curious why you charged me the full rate. And she
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  Speaker 10: sent me a picture of the fucking spare bedroom bed
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 10: and it.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: Was all messed up. Somebody has gone.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 10: In there and slept in there, and I'm like, what
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 10: the fuck. So I got a little bit of a problem,
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 10: and therefore I'm starting to think about putting a ring
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 10: camera on my in my house.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: That's more serious situation.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 10: No, it's not, it's not. I don't have the Russians
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 10: after me.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 10: At worst, I have some kids who are banging in
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 10: my extra bedroom.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: That's still bad.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 10: I'll take take that over a Molotov cocktail through my
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 10: second story window any day of the week in the
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 10: West Village. Holy ship, dude.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: To send a brick through my fucking window.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they are man, bottle of fucking Svedka.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: Dude, that call is nuts. I mean that's crazy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean I was. I couldn't have been more polite.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's my apologies. I'm gonna go get that
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: to you today. I don't want your fucking apology.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 10: M h.
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  Speaker 2: It's in the least you head on a fucking stake,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: all right, I want you wanted the gimmick away.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 10: I need to read I need to read you something.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 10: It's like, okay, hold on a second, anyway, see.
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  Speaker 2: Stop by any time. I live at five Wait what
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: does he say in the town. He's like, I live
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: at five five?
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 10: Okay? Are you ready for this? Oh my god, dude,
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 10: you ready for this?
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 10: I'm just gonna issue a trigger warning to our listeners.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna read you, guys a story from uh the
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 10: news of something that just happened in New York City.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 10: And it's incredibly disgusting.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, this just happened.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 10: Just happened. One of the more grotesque US crime stories
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 10: of late unfolded on a southbound R train near the
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 10: Whitehall Street station in Manhattan at about twelve to twenty
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 10: am on Wednesday, when an unidentified individual had sexual contact
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 10: with an unconscious and unresponsive adult male In plane view
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 10: of surveillance cameras, a man sexually violated a corpse on
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 10: a New York City subway train after stealing from the body,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 10: becoming the second of two people to rob that particular
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 10: dead person. Oh so a guy dies on the subway
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 10: and he's just there, and he's just sitting there, dead, unresponsive.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: Not people just start fucking home.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 10: Someone comes up robs him, and then another guy comes
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 10: up robs him again and fucks him.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: And this is all happening on the subway.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 10: His fox, his dead body. Yeah, a person told me
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 10: this at dinner a couple of nights ago.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought this has just happened.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 10: It happened on April twelfth. That story is from April twelfth.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 10: To me, that's in the scope of how disgusting and
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 10: horrible that story is. I would say that that just happened.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty fucked. And that was on the R train.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 10: On the R train at twelve twenty. I mean, that's
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 10: not even the that of night. That's got to be
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 10: some commuters are there.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: Whitehall? Where does the R train.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 10: Go into Brooklyn? White Hall, I think is the last
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 10: station in Manhattan on the R before you switch over
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 10: to Brooklyn.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: Interesting, I don't know if I've ever taken the R.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 10: It's down in.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: Like I tried to stick with the numbers.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you're a local guy. You don't ever go to Brooklyn.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: That's fucked. So that happened anyways. This is me and
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: my landlord.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 11: You only got a gun, you guys numbers.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 9: You're an old guy with a face as glory is
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 9: beIN him.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: I ain't fucking working.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 10: For you, got it? You're gonnause.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: I asked hell Street stop by any time? You know
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: way to find me. You're gonna do this for me.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna clip your enough. I gotta clip your daddy.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: That's me and my landlord. Which one is your landlord?
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: The flores? You old got bet? I live at five
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: five h five Bunker Hill Stop by any time, definitely
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: knows where you live. Yeah, all right, you know where
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: to find me.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 10: Well, I hope you are okay, Go go sign that least.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go sign that least.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 10: Get that over to him he wants at least bad.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna send him a photo of it.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 10: That's it.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna send him a photo of it, like me,
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: like teasing, putting it in the mailbox. Sign it in pencil.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 10: Oh shoot, I just realized in blood it said it
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 10: needed blue or black ink. I used the number two pencil.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: What do you mean taekwondo roga doesn't hold up. I
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: haven't gotten my paws on a good taekwondo roga in
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: a minute. There's a nice you dent your fingernails into him.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 10: There was a moment where school classrooms went from the
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 10: hand wound pencil sharpener that basically just broke shredded every
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 10: single time, like sticking into the mouth of a beaver,
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 10: to the electronic ones where they came out fucking you
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 10: can't surgery.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing better.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 10: Nothing better, Oh my god, those perfect ones. And you
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 10: knew when it was done too, because it would be at.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: First like yeah, and then yeah, I get a little dull.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah, No, it just it would just it wouldn't have
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 10: anything to bite anymore. So then you pull it out,
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 10: blow on.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: It, fresh as a daisy.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's that's the good stuff. That's good scent, pencil shavings.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 10: Then you pull out the little brown drawer. Yeah, dump
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 10: the pencil shavings in the trash. That Those were good days.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: Those were good days. Those were good days. All right, Okay,
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: I gotta go sign this lease.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 10: I'll be in uh West nyak on Sunday, New York
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 10: at Levity Live one show, and then I'll be in
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 10: Kansas City the following weekend, then Dallas in May, and
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 10: Chicago in early June. I think the downtown zany shows
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 10: are sold out. Come see me in Rosemont at Zany's
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 10: and I can't wait. Can't wait for Chicago. That's gonna
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 10: be awesome, all these shows Dallas, can't wait. I'll see
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 10: you guys on the road at Punch Up dot Live,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 10: slash Francis else. What do we got for you here?
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: Ball just Philly. I'm gonna be in Philly in a
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: couple of weeks. I think it's May. I'm doing five
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: shows there. Hiretshet a website dot com Edmonton. I will
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: be back. I got to get a new date on that.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: But yeah, obviously I can't get to Canada right now,
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: and i'll probably go back to Winnipeg too, So I'll
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: be back in Canada and I'm not leaving. I'm not
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: abandoning you. Guys.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 10: Know what I'm saying, like you can't travel, doesn't have
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 10: as least signed I'm not, I'm not. I'm judging a
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 10: little bit, but I want.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: To help that. That was just poor time, your.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 10: On your own life bureaucracy.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: I will say nil, No, my handle on my life
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: is actually pretty solid. I will say that call did
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: not make it seem that way. And I have to
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: go sort that all right, Thank you, see you guys, goodbye,
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: nice hilarious.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 11: Was a st still under ground, so.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 12: I looked on to game around. I was only falling
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 12: long way.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 11: I was only falling day. What did was that?
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 12: So? So then you need something? No, I'm coming. I'm
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 12: on a phone in love. I was on your phone
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 12: in one I was on your phone in one way.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 12: I was on your phone long.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 11: Stream. Don't get say I was phoning one way.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 12: See just a distas, that's not father, but call just
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 12: a man, not really take a hand. If you get
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 12: seles cham, don't exasp