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Axis & Allies E13: Atomic Sunset · The Multiverse Collective

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You just got to make it dead ambiguous.
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Just like I love your hair and it's brown, blonde, black.
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Wow. Is that?
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Color. It's like that song from Bo
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Burnham. Yeah, I love your eyes.
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And the bluest greenish brownish color.
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God that was such a good, good special.
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Bob Burnham was a fucking genius, man.
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His songs are insane. I listen to him on a daily basis
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and work just because. It just made me giggle.
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Well, when I say I've seen it all, that is obviously not the
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case. We saw this portal manifest into
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some kind of a shadow demon. Not quite sure on the last part,
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but Hyperion was not feeling it. It did not belong, and it seemed
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like it didn't want to stay dead either.
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Nothing we could do could put it down.
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I thought our asses were toast until reinforcements came in.
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Now this is where it gets good. You will not believe who came to
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save our butts. Fat man.
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Yeah, the fat man. That's the first Astor and he's
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here fighting alongside me. So we open on seeing a 30 foot
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tall Astor that just landed standing up in front of this
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shadow demon that you guys have been fighting.
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He had just sent the order for everybody to clear out of the
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landing zone and he just sort of looks and goes get out of the
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way, kids and daddy's here. Oh, I'm still raged, so I'm even
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paying attention. Cordelia audibly rolls her eyes.
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Rex, the last thing we had done right before you landed was you
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were portaled. Out.
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I'm still in a rage though. Just lay on.
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Yeah, you are in a rage, but you were forcibly portaled away by
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Hoopa and he this big Astor just basically begins to go into like
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a fist fight with this thing as as these things are fighting
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Cordelia from behind you or behind the the foxcatcher, you
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hear just a a gigantic thud. And looking back that way, you
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realize that wreckage has finally gotten his giant cannon
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that he's been assembling to bear.
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And he takes a giant just a giant shell.
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It's this big shadowy demon. Would would Ace basically being
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like AUS military fanboy? Would Ace have ever seen or
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heard of Fat Man and Little Boy? So all of you would have this,
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so you would understand from your military background that
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the pilot of Fat man Jerry Finch is the only Astor who holds
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official military rank as general, because all of the
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other pilots are sort of a secondary, like they're pilot,
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you know, like if you're in a ship, you're a captain, but
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you're may not necessarily be the captain rank.
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You're you're you're pilots, but you're not.
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I see. Like you don't have like an
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official rank. You were just attached to a
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military squad. I got it.
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I think Ace is just completely slack jawed seeing these guys
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not only in the flesh. He's probably like met them once
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or twice in the, you know, in the Astor program, like I feel.
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Like when you guys graduated, they probably did like your like
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graduation speech. And these are the guys that are
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always all over the news reels as well, like these were.
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Like you have their trading cards?
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I think Ace, I think ace does have the trading cards for sure.
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And so I think Ace is just like slack jawed just 'cause I don't
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think he's ever seen them actually fight before.
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So he's just like, in in awe. And a lot of people haven't a
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lot of the news reels have been sort of like it.
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It's very Captain America E where I was, just like it's a
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lot of dog and pony show. It's a lot of.
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War bonds. Drives propaganda, stuff like
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that. There's never been any.
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Yeah, there's never been any like, actual footage of them in
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combat, which you sort of don't know why at this point.
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And as as they're fighting, basically they they turn and
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they they sort of come over the radio and Jerry's just like
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everybody needs to clear out. This is about to get real
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dangerous real quick in here. Get behind something.
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Oh. My God this is the coolest
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fucking thing, Ace. Get off the radio.
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Yeah, I'm going. Sorry, I I, I forgot it was on
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the end. Ace just kind of phases back
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into the trees. Question at this moment in time,
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is it a Rex bloodlust versus a Hooper sort of calm rationality
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on what to do? Like I feel like Rex would still
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be trying to to get back into the fire.
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I mean, you could. I mean, that's kind of up to you
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at this point because the bloodlust was all rexy.
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So that that's what I mean. I don't.
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Know if the Hoopa didn't. Obviously we inhabited the same
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body now, so. And the Hoopa wasn't really
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giving you the bloodlust to begin with.
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You were sort of getting that from the divine at the time.
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It was the divine. But it feels like that was a
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different fight and and you were still, you know, pretty gung ho
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fighting this beast in front of you.
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But I feel like the wind kind of got taken out of your sails a
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little bit when it started to regenerate from all your hits.
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So it's sort of up to you how Rex would be dealing with that.
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Yeah, I feel like that's a A10. So yeah, I think maybe just like
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sat down in the in the fall and on the floor just like.
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Coming down. It's just like, yeah, if you if
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you look at Kensington Ave. live stream from Philadelphia and you
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see all the crackheads in the on the come down, they sat there
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looking like they hate the labs. That's the exact look like the
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fallen. It's got head in his hands,
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elbows on knees. Honestly that might be a pretty
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accurate description because I feel like when you got this
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blood lust it was almost like a euphoria.
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It's amazing. Yeah.
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And so you coming down from it might actually be sort of like a
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drug addicts coming down from a particularly bad Bender.
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And I feel like, I feel like with this shadow energy that
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I've absorbed, I feel like everything anger related is
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escalated. So this is just like a reserves
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that I've got. They're burnt out until they
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restore themselves. So it's just like withdrawal
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that has begun. And that's why he's sat there
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sort of like he in his life. And you also see, because all of
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the other Asters were there, so Eunice and Gary and Kevin
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Marigold and Wreckage, they they were all, yeah, Radiant was
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there. I don't.
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I never got the pilot's name for Radiant and it's the one I
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didn't write down. Philip Rivers.
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I think I said it at one point, but I don't remember.
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I had when I went and had to go back and get all my notes.
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I had to go and actually re listen to that episode where we
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were in the meeting with all the pilots and just the name does I
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describe them and I think he is the only one I didn't describe
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because he wasn't one of the options.
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So they all also are clearing out and getting back and as as
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wreckage sort of takes out this thing's knees to disable it
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momentarily, you see this giant Astor kind of take a step back
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and his chest begins to glow a like a brilliant blue.
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And you see a little boy has also been assisting him, which
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is a very small Astor that just sort of crawls around fat man
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reloading weapons, sort of doing repairs, any sort of like spot
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things that need to happen. It just climbs around.
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It's sort of like plants into it and you see power coming from
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that into Fat Man and the a giant blue beam basically shoots
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from Fat man into the shadow demon.
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And as it does, I imagine Cordelia would have some sort of
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like Geiger counter or some sort of like radioactivity counter.
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Yeah, I'm sure the Foxcatcher has something.
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Somewhere, just somewhere, like just somewhere in the cockpit,
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just like sitting down somewhere.
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And it starts to click pretty intensely.
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Boys, I think we need to get out of here.
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Give. Me 10 minutes, ma'am.
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No, you are going to die of radiation poisoning.
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We are. Living.
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I understand that that may be a mercy for you, but you are
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currently a possession of the United States government and its
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military. I am owned by.
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Nobody. Thank you.
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Well, the suit that you're in is so.
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As as much as I want to stick around and see this, I mean,
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this is crazy, but yeah, I'm, I'm out of here.
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Rex, you have plenty of time to kill other things, and I will
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let you fill Doctor Schmidt's shoes with seawater whenever you
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want for the rest of the week. Please God.
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Just like Rex just clicks his fingers and he's just gone.
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He's like 500 yards further. Is this far enough?
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Rex. I feel like he's probably like
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in the tree line at this point and probably OK where he's at.
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Can I just, if he's in the tree line, can can I just like grab
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him like extend roots to just like grab him and pull him back
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to like where I am a little bit? Further in I mean, as long as
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he's not resisting it, you. Can I'm just not that I'm just.
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All right, don't worry, I got him.
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Thank you, Ace. This beam, just it, it keeps
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pumping more and more power into the shadow demon and it's just
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sort of bubbling and growing and it's getting this big giant like
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almost cancerous looking tumors. And I'm assuming, my guy, your
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counter is just like clicking more and more and more it's.
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Off the charts, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Until eventually this demon just explodes into.
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You'd think it would explode into like a liquid of some sort,
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but really just explodes into like shadow vapor.
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Like not shadow energy vapor, but just like it literally looks
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like it just sort of wisps away into blacks.
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I don't like this. Oh my God.
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And you also see when this thing disappears, the the crack in the
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world begins to sort of close itself up as well.
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Oh thick fuck I. Probably shouldn't have thrown
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that rock at that. All right, so is that a
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hallucination, a nightmare or, or or?
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Both. Both.
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Let's just go with both. Oh boy, Gentlemen, let's regroup
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that RFOB, please. Now roll out.
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Permission. Permission to what?
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Ace. Permission to.
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Full sentences. There's there's something once,
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once everybody clears out, there's something that I need to
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do, Hyperion is telling me. I.
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I will, I will take extra Troy duty, but Hyperion is telling me
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that there is something that she needs to do when this is all
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cleared out. And who am I to say no to a
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giant tree construct? Fine ace latrines tonight in the
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outfit. Yes, Lieutenant.
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Great. Thank you.
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I like to think that was on like the open channel, so every
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single ASTA 100%. Fully.
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She's flexing every little bit of her power, right?
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She's like Cordelia is unnerved, and she's also trying to make
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Eunice laugh or think that she's competent.
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Oh yeah, I I was about to say you definitely get like like a
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tease over the the radios, like, oh ace in your little outfits.
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Cornelia turns bright red just hearing the giggle.
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I think Ace is Ace is filled with a sense of determination
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towards what Hyperion wants him to do.
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So I think he's just, he's not even listening to it.
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It's it's worth it. Yeah.
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And at this point, I mean, it's basically just the big Astra in
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the middle there. The beam has since stopped since
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the thing has been exploded. So it's just sort of standing
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there looking around and he just sort of goes everybody,
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everybody group up we're. Going to.
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Debrief this a little bit on site.
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General if if if I may. Go ahead.
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Do I have permission to clean the site?
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I I don't really want to get into it at the moment, but my
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aster is telling me that it wants to cleanse this sight of
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the the energy that has been afflicting it with this factory.
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Do what you need to do, son. So I think Ace walks out and I'm
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going to spend the spotlight that I've been holding on to
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that feels like forever, and I'm going to take the a greener
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world move. So I think Ace is going to just
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walk into the middle of this clearing and off the comms, he's
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just in his head. He's going to be like, all
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right, Hyperion, do you a thing. And you see the arms and legs of
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Hyperion turn into roots and just dig into the ground.
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And the entirety of Hyperion glows this bright fluorescent
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green. You see this green energy
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materialized down through these roots and start pooling into the
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ground. And this green energy, the
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further it goes away, the more it dilutes.
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But you just see it cover this clearing this factory, and I
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don't know how. How far can I take this?
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You spent your spotlight to do this, so take the spotlight.
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OK. So I think in the Foxcatcher,
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the you hear the Geiger counter, it was still going off pretty
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significantly due to the due to the residuals of the blast.
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You see it pretty quickly go back to background levels of
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radiation. And I think as this green light
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encompasses the factory, I think everybody here just emotionally
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feels a little bit better. And so I think there's a there's
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just this deep or this collective deep breath from
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everybody there as this green light, just kind of, I can't
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think of the word goes away. And then Hyperion, you know,
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returns to normal. And I think Ace is just all
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right. That was good.
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Would perhaps that clear my my unnerved condition?
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Yeah, I, I think everybody would be cleared of their dangers,
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yeah. Good work, Ace, and I mean that
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sincerely. Thank you.
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You're still. Wearing the outfit.
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Yeah, no, I I agreed to that. So I'm latrine duty it is, But
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that was worth it. I'm glad Hyperion is satisfied.
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Me too. And I think with that,
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Cordelia's gonna start turning the box catcher around and
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heading back towards the FoB. I think Ace is going to is going
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to head back down that way too. He's just going to give one more
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just very polite and official salute to the general and thank
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him for the opportunity to cleanse this area and and walk
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back off through the forest. Yeah, getting back to the he
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just sort of gathers everybody in the field now that it's been
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cleared, just because there's more space there and he
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disembarks. Oh wait, before before you do
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that, I'm sorry I'm I'm reading the the RP elements.
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Would you consider this a move of destroying something that
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threatens nature directly? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yep. We need to destroy something
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that threatens nature. Director.
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That's that was the thing I was trying to think of that.
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I see. So you can you can choose
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someone. Riley, would you say that?
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Would you say that Cordelia was surprised by this power?
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Yeah, I think she's surprised not necessarily by the power,
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but by the fact that Ace managed to do something competently on
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the first try. All.
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Right, cool. I think I'm finally advancing a
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gravity clock like I'm supposed to.
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Yeah, like we were, we should do more often.
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Actually, you know what? How does Gary feel about that
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'cause he's also on my gravity clock?
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Gary, I mean, I, I think he might be impressed, but he's not
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going to say it, at least not like publicly at the moment.
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That's fair. If you, if you want, if you want
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to take one forward for him, you can.
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But. I'll do it.
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Oh my God, that made me look at my gravity clocks.
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I forgot that I described Dr. Schmidt as absolute nipple of a
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man. General Finch disembarks from
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his Astor and just everybody sort of pops out of theirs as
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well, and he walks over towards the foxcatcher, just sort of
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waving. It's like Lieutenant need to
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talk to you. Oh boy.
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And I think Cordelia disembarks and goes to see what that's
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about. As as you approach him, he sort
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of gives you, gives you a nod and you've you've been doing
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good out here. You and your team have been.
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I mean, you took this factory just you guys and I had a note I
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was sent here to give you along with this fighting this thing.
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And he hands you a sealed letter.
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Yeah, Cordelia, we'll, we'll take it.
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Thank you very much, dear Captain Cunningham.
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Oh, that's new. I have foreseen this letter,
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finding you properly, provided the proper series of events has
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come to pass. A great peril has been wrought
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upon the earth, as you have just witnessed.
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There's only more to come, I am sad to say.
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I beg of you to go with the general now and learn what you
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may. Your companion needs his heart
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repaired and the other needs to be brought back for the path of
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the shadow. When you finish your business in
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New Mexico, seek me out in Friends.
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Wood, Texas. We have much to discuss, and you
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need a helping hand against the trials ahead.
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Sincerely, Cyr K Curtis. Yeah.
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And along with that is attached your new Insignia as well.
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And the general just goes consider this a field promotion.
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Thank you, Sir. From next to you and sort of
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behind you, you hear. Oh, it's Captain Cunningham now,
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huh? Not Lt.
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Cordelia once again flushes so red she looks like she has the
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world's worst. December.
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And turns around like super super snappy to see that this is
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in fact what's happening and it's not her hallucinating or
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dreaming. I guess it is.
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Good to know. And she just sort of turns and
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walks away and she seems to be sacheting a little bit more than
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normal. And the the general sort of
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looks at you and goes, well, I also come bearing new orders.
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You guys are to board the airship with with my team and I
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am to bring you back stateside for a while.
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Yes, Sir. Anything else, Sir?
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Not at the moment. We have to wait for the the
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Enola Gate of Land, so feel free to do what you need to do for a
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little while. We got we got a little time.
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It's not exactly a quick machine.
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Absolutely. Do you have any idea when we'll
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be disembarking or embarking? Well, English hard.
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It sort of looks up at it and just goes maybe, maybe an hour.
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Yes, Sir, I will have the team ready to go in one hour.
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She'll immediately hop on the radio and let both Ace and Rex
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know that we've received command from the General, that we're
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returning stateside and we need to be ready to go in a one hour
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or else. Yes, Lieutenant.
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Captain now. I'm the captain now.
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What's congratulations, Captain Cunningham?
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I appreciate the congratulations, but it's quite
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unnecessary. Yes, Captain, I assume that
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because I will not be on latrine duty here.
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Once we get back stateside you will find latrines for me to
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clean. Absolutely, I am so proud of you
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and how quickly you learn and adapt to new and challenging
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situations. See, I can figure this military
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stuff out. No one had any doubt.
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West Point. All right, Rex, can I get an
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affirmative? Great.
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One hour and you can have a meltdown on the Enola Gay.
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What's what's what's going through Rex's mind right now?
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I think he's just thinking about the the shadow energy.
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I think he's thinking if he can get more, will it make him feel
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better? OK.
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So he's sort of, I think he's having like an internal
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monologue with Hooper and he's just like, hey buddy, you know
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that purple shit we we ingested? Of course.
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Is there any more not? Around that I know of.
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Can you have some special way for us to be able to find some?
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We have an hour. I mean, it takes a click of the
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fingers to get back here, you know, go refuel, come back and
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be good as new. We'll have to wait for it to
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come through. What about those humans is it
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like? You crushed them all in the
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factory. You committed several war
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crimes. We're not going to talk about
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that. Hey, it's not a war crime the
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first time. Great, how?
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How long until this headache fucks up then?
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Depends on you. I don't have any control over.
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That is this. Your flesh body.
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It's your flesh body as well now, Hooper.
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It doesn't affect me. I live in your mind.
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Then it should affect you more because it is my mind that
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hurts. That's your body.
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But it affects you, right? This purple stuff, it's not just
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me, right? It can.
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Be fun when we use it. Yeah.
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See. Do you like using it?
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I like you. Let's work together here.
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What what brings it here? It's just so we can get the jump
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on it and. We would have to find the
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factory where they are making these humans to figure out the
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source. OK, OK, that's fine, that's
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fine. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
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And I think Rex is just going to sort of like stand up and just
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stretch and just go. Like, I'm going for a walk,
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guys. I'm going to get some fresh air.
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I'm going to go for a nice brisk walk to sort myself out, maybe
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put some water in Doctor Schmidt's shoes, you know?
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Whatever you need to. Do and then and then maybe cry,
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I don't know. And he's just going to like, go
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on a little stroll to try and sort of clear his head.
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As you guys are sort of standing around, the Freedom Fighters,
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fighters you guys were working with approach you on the
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Foxcatcher, Lizette and Sakamoto and the team that boobs, boobs,
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boobs, boobs. The team that Cordelia was
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working with on her part of the mission prior are there as well.
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Ace is going to walk up and I think he's going to he's going
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to have Hyperion like dematerialize and he's just
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going to take a look at the resistance and in Japanese,
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because we've already established that we can we can
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speak Japanese. He's just going to look at
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Lizette and he's going to he's going to bow and he's just going
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to say thank you for your help in taking this factory and Miss
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Sakamoto, thank you for your grace and not killing me as a
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prisoner of war Ace. Get it together.
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Thank you for for all that you've done for me and for our
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team and I hope that we have done well for you.
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Sakamoto looks at you. And we couldn't have taken this
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down, this factory out without your help.
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You've. The island isn't clean, but it's
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definitely in a better spot than it was before you arrived.
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We appreciate your help. Well, that's what we here at the
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US military like to say. Leave things better than you
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found it. OK.
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And Lizette sort of looks, looks at her dad and goes, Daddy, I
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want to go with them. Let's go.
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She's at Daddy's. That could be you.
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You guys see? Hobbs for the first time.
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And Sakamoto looks there and goes.
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No, we, we are not going with them.
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We have too much work to do here and she just looks super
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disappointed. Ace, maybe Lizette would
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appreciate a tour of the base since they've been so wonderful
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and helping us get to the end result of our successful mission
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today. Yes, Captain Cunningham.
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Lizette, why don't you follow me?
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I'll we can I have like 45 minutes.
28:38
He only needs 3. That may be generous.
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As as you're all standing there Ace, you also hear from behind
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you. You guys are leaving the island,
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huh? As Gary approaches you.
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Oh, not this. Yes, we are.
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He's going to leave us all alone, Leave like the big
29:03
heroes. I see how it is.
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What did? You do Gary, the mission is
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complete, so we will be out. Of.
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Here Ace, you take closer. I can deal with this asshole.
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And Ace and Gazette walk into the woods.
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You are there. I thought you were in the woods.
29:20
I'm assuming he's it goes through the radio you just see
29:26
like Rex walk out of a portal with with a bear in his hand.
29:32
Yeah, Cordelia has had the transmit button down on the
29:35
radio this entire time so that Rex can hear this physically
29:40
painful social interaction. You know, walk out of the portal
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like a bear in my hand that I'm just like, look Gary, dude, I
29:50
understand that in high school you were a fucking big deal.
29:55
But now all you can do is bitch and moan about doing missions
29:58
that a man would do and then come in at the last second and
30:02
think you're a hero. So before I give you the verbal
30:05
ass whooping that you deserve, I'm going to give you a chance
30:09
to turn around and walk away with your pride intact.
30:15
I think Ace is absolutely just like behind a tree watching
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this. Gary looks at you and goes, you
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know, I didn't come over here to talk.
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To you, Well, you're fucking talking to me, so you've got two
30:32
options. Walk away or get absolutely
30:33
verbally destroyed or physically destroyed.
30:36
I don't care which one. Look at cordially.
30:39
You do not have my permission to beat up Gary.
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Not today. Not as she said today.
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So one day in the future, Gary, one day in the future, I will
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fuck your shit up. I haven't discounted the
30:51
possibility, but today I cannot condone it.
30:56
You know he's run into a captain and like you take all the fun
30:59
away from it. I know, I am so sorry.
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We can talk about it on the Enola Gay when we're flying back
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to the States. OK, OK.
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Gary looks at you in the eyes and he gets real close and he
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goes, I look forward to that day, pretty boy, and he turns
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and walks away. Why does his breath smell like
31:18
shit? Oh.
31:21
He never brushed his teeth in college.
31:29
How do you know about his bathroom habits?
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We were roommates at West Point for two semesters.
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Roommates, he says. I don't want to talk about it.
31:41
And they were roommates, Chat, they were roommates.
31:46
I'm going to click my fingers and fill Gary's shoes with
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seawater. He stops as he's walking and as
31:57
as you open these little portals to the sea.
31:59
Immediately the water just freezes and nothing comes out
32:02
and he just keeps walking. Grows.
32:04
He's got frozen fish shit in his shoes now, doesn't he?
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No, he froze the water before it came through the portal.
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Do I do something really petty or do I just leave it?
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That is the question. I'm going to do something petty.
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I'm going to make another portal as he's walking just so his foot
32:20
gets stuck in it and then and then have it so he trips.
32:31
I'm loving the fact that now I've got Hooper I can control
32:33
the portal so much better. I love the use of portals for
32:38
shenanigans almost exclusively. And when he falls over, when he
32:43
falls over, I'm going to radio to Eunice.
32:45
It's like I can't believe you chose this ass wipe over fucking
32:48
Ace. 45 1/2 seconds later, Ace and Lizette walk out of the.
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Forest. Nothing happened, they were just
32:57
watching. Gross.
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No, I think, I, I think. Ace flies with a cigarette
33:04
break. What you talking about?
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I think. I think Ace spends most of the
33:09
hour with Lizette just kind of like walking through the forest.
33:15
I think near the end of the hour, though, he looks over and
33:19
he just says, look, I, I don't know how long I'm going to be
33:26
stateside, but if, if it is OK with you and with the military,
33:36
it it might be nice if we could have a written correspondence.
33:42
Wow. She looks at you and she sort of
33:49
quirks an eyebrow and goes, Really, That's how you're asking
33:52
me? How else am I supposed to ask
33:56
correspondence? How would you do it?
33:59
She grabs her shirt and she pulls you in for a kiss.
34:04
Cordelia punches Rex on the side.
34:06
Really like, really hard to like get him to look at this.
34:12
Cordelia, Madam Cordial something.
34:14
Fucking strong. Stop being a pussy.
34:18
She wouldn't. It was.
34:21
It's very quick and she sort of pushes you back and goes like
34:24
that pussy and turns and walks away.
34:29
I think. I'm glad you finally got some
34:31
action. Maybe, maybe, maybe now we'll
34:33
stop complaining about everything.
34:41
I think I'm in love. Everybody walks back over, going
34:46
to going to hook my arm around his shoulder and be like, you
34:51
come and go my friend, just like rub his head.
34:57
Cordelia just stares off into the middle distance.
35:02
Eunice who? What Eunice?
35:12
You know? A gaze landed.
35:13
It's lowered the ramp. Everything's about to and get
35:15
moving, and as Cordelia started doing her final checks on
35:21
stowing the foxcatcher, you're just sort of walk in with your
35:26
nose in a clipboard and just a hand just hits the wall in front
35:30
of you, and as you turn and look at your inches away from
35:34
Eunice's face, she goes. So you're leaving, huh?
35:37
Temporarily, I think. All right, you, you know, so
35:42
look down and she'll grab a cigarette out of your, like,
35:45
breast pocket. Yeah.
35:47
And she'll put it in your lips. And then she's going to kiss the
35:49
end of the cigarette and use her firepowers to light it.
35:51
And then she'll walk away. Cordelia is left speechless and
35:56
is once again very bright red and takes a very long drag of
36:01
the cigarette and continues to stare off into the middle
36:04
distance. Oh, I'm so fucked.
36:11
I feel like Rex would have seen this in the distance, but I'm so
36:13
glad I don't have these worries. Love is a.
36:19
Wrecking Ball love is a Wrecking Ball love is a Wrecking Ball
36:32
love is a Wrecking Ball love. Is.
36:36
A Wrecking Ball. Love is a Wrecking Ball.
36:40
There's a Wrecking Ball. Love brings us out the darkness
36:57
of places. Love's there to catch.
37:04
I fall and love don't need a little reason.
37:12
No warning, just scale you warm and take it to a place where no
37:24
hope is found but banding it. Afraid the peace is on the
37:32
ground. It'll find you in your fortress.
37:37
But most go temper tall, rolling it like Thunder.
37:44
That love is a Wrecking Ball. You love is a Wrecking Ball.
37:51
Love is a Wrecking Ball. Love is a Wrecking Ball.
37:57
You love is a Wrecking Ball. Yeah.
38:01
Your love is a Wrecking Ball. Love is a Wrecking Ball.
38:08
Love is a Wrecking Ball. Your love.
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Is a Wrecking Ball. Love is a Wrecking Ball.
38:49
Love is a Wrecking Ball. Love is a Wrecking Ball.
38:55
Yeah. Your love is a Wrecking Ball.
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Love is a Wrecking Ball. Your love is a Wrecking Ball.
39:06
Your love is a Wrecking Ball. Fuck's sake, sorry my my Wi-Fi
39:36
turned off for a second. Oh my God, are.
39:39
You going to react to me? I said.
39:40
You said that, but you didn't. Yeah, we heard it, but you
39:43
didn't move. It was very bizarre.
39:46
It was very. Darn.
39:48
I did not. Like that you just sat there
39:50
totally neutral. We just heard you say Foxy I.
39:53
Was hearing your thoughts for a moment.
39:55
I didn't like it. Yeah, we'll stop the hearing
40:00
thoughts there because I don't want anyone hearing what goes on
40:02
in my head. Yeah, it just, it just came up
40:06
reconnecting. I was like.
40:07
Fuck, don't do this. To me again.