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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 15th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: And I got one of those notifications on my phone.
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  Speaker 1: This is The Woody Show. We've had a lot of,
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  Speaker 1: like a run of bad luck when it's come to,
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  Speaker 1: you know, dogs of The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, so I just wanted to take just a
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  Speaker 1: minute to address something that Menace posted about on his
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  Speaker 1: social media and... Sorry to hear about Churro. Yeah. Also
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  Speaker 1: known as Cheerio on this show. You've heard us talk about,
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  Speaker 1: you know, menacing his French bulldogs over the years. She
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  Speaker 1: was what, 12? She was 12 years old, yeah. What's
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  Speaker 1: the life expectancy of a French bulldog?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's about anywhere from 8 to 14 years.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Right there.
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  Speaker 1: All right. So, I mean, it's a good life.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But also was going through a lot. Yeah, in the
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  Speaker 3: past two years. She had cancer, and we gave her treatments,
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  Speaker 3: and she was doing really well, but just recently went downhill.
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  Speaker 1: So did you do what Jeff did? A lap of love?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Was it something like that, or was it like... To.
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  Speaker 3: Be honest, I thought she passed away at my house,
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  Speaker 3: but she was still alive, so I took her to
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  Speaker 3: the hospital.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that sucks. Again, we're all sorry to hear about that.
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  Speaker 1: It's awful. Yeah, but your dog... Jeff's dog, Morgan's dog.
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  Speaker 1: Your dog has had surgery, though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she had her space surgery. She doesn't know what
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  Speaker 2: planet she's on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Loopy. Is she in a cone?
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  Speaker 2: No, you can put them in the little medical onesie.
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  Speaker 2: It's adorable. It's purple leopard print. Oh, of course. And
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  Speaker 2: I got a donut that actually looks like a donut. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: How did I not realize until yesterday that Gina's dog
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  Speaker 1: had a social media account? Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I think we knew. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know. It's to keep most of that crap
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  Speaker 2: off of my regular one. I'm like, if you want
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  Speaker 2: to see the dog, you can go to Pip the Catone.
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  Speaker 1: Pip the Catone.
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  Speaker 3: Her name's Pip.
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  Speaker 1: She's a Catone. Well, anyway, menace. Sorry to hear that sucks.
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  Speaker 3: I actually, I feel really bad, too, because, man, I mean, I.
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  Speaker 3: We're fortunate that we have another dog too, Chimmy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I just can't imagine like going home and having
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  Speaker 3: no dogs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's a weird quiet that descends on the house after
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  Speaker 4: a dog's gone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I can't relate because I've never, other
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  Speaker 1: than hamsters and things like that, fish, I never had
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  Speaker 1: a pet that died.
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  Speaker 3: It's horrible.
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  Speaker 1: I've never experienced that. You know, and I just know
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  Speaker 1: with how, you know, my dog and I, we have
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  Speaker 1: a suicide pact, as you know. And I say it
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  Speaker 1: half joking, because like, I don't know, like my wife says, well,
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  Speaker 1: we should get another dog to, you know, add life
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  Speaker 1: to her.
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  Speaker 5: That's what they say.
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  Speaker 1: Older years.
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  Speaker 2: Or does it just annoy them?
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  Speaker 1: Right. I think she'd be more annoyed. She's kind of antisocial. Right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There's some dogs that are meant to be alone.
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  Speaker 2: Like, why are you pestering me in my golden years?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But then the other part is like, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: interested in another dog.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you won't be here to raise it.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm saying like- It won't get better. In all honesty,
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  Speaker 1: like once she's gone and her birthday is next week,
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  Speaker 1: but like once she's gone, I think that's it. I
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  Speaker 1: think that's like, this is going to be- This is
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  Speaker 1: going to be my one dog. But this was the dog.
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  Speaker 1: Rex was the dog. Rex was my main dog.
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  Speaker 4: Thank God for Callie. And when the day comes that
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  Speaker 4: Callie is no longer here, I'm done with dogs too.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do it again. It's too sad.
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  Speaker 4: Losing a dog, and they've done studies on this, it
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  Speaker 4: can be just as hard, if not harder, even though
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  Speaker 4: that sounds mean, Than losing a person.
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  Speaker 2: That 100% makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: Because a lot of times you love them more than
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  Speaker 1: you love people.
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  Speaker 2: Different relationship.
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  Speaker 5: Dogs are better than people.
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  Speaker 2: And when I lost a dog, I said, I'll never
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  Speaker 2: do this again. And then now we have this puppy.
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  Speaker 2: I go, what am I thinking? But that'll be future
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  Speaker 2: Gina's problem.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, Menace, if your other dog gets lonely, you're welcome
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  Speaker 7: to come by the crib, man. Rough house it with
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  Speaker 7: my other dogs, man. Because I know that's a tough thing, too.
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  Speaker 7: I've had that happen where you have two and then
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  Speaker 7: it's down to one and they're kind of.
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  Speaker 5: Wondering, hey, where's my buddy?
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  Speaker 4: That's what I was wondering. Does the other dog know?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, they know.
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  Speaker 1: They know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. How's everything going in your house?
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  Speaker 3: Cool.
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  Speaker 5: I have two more.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So they're keeping each other busy, but my.
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  Speaker 1: I saw you got the ashes, right?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I got the ashes, yeah. Last week, I think.
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  Speaker 5: The box.
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  Speaker 7: My second dog definitely missed. Yeah, he missed Sandy a lot.
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  Speaker 7: But he kind of snapped out of it after a
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  Speaker 7: few days. So that's why I was offering menace, you know,
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  Speaker 7: if your dog's kind of- Sad.
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  Speaker 5: Bring him over, man.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't wish my dog on your dog. I won't
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  Speaker 2: do that.
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  Speaker 5: She's a monster.
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  Speaker 4: I just remember when you got Churro.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I think I was one of the first people to
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  Speaker 4: meet her. And she held her in the palm of
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  Speaker 4: my hand.
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  Speaker 3: She was like tiny.
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  Speaker 1: So wait, Chimmy was first though, right? No. What? No,
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  Speaker 1: Churro was the OG. Churro was the OG?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Man, how did I have that backwards? Yeah, Chimmy came what?
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  Speaker 1: One or two years later? No, just one. Oh, one year. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't that long afterwards. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah churro man tiny palm of your hand.
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  Speaker 1: Baby so sweet sorry uh sorry sorry about your loss
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  Speaker 1: you never really quite know what to say i was
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  Speaker 1: like man because um you know uh i was told
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  Speaker 1: that you had posted you know so i you know
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  Speaker 1: i wasn't on online at the time then i went
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  Speaker 1: and saw it and then i'm like man what the
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  Speaker 1: hell am i supposed to say i was i was
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  Speaker 1: struggling struggle about like you know what to say well.
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  Speaker 2: What i what i texted menace and present company excluded
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  Speaker 2: because i know this goes for everyone in this room
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  Speaker 2: but Just after knowing you for just, you know, this
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  Speaker 2: long and hearing about it, I can't imagine a more spoiled,
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  Speaker 2: well-taken-care-of animal. So it was a really, really wonderful relationship.
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  Speaker 2: You are like the male equivalent of a basic bitch.
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  Speaker 8: Basic means you will go with the most basic popular
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  Speaker 8: option and you have no thoughts or originality in your brain.
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  Speaker 1: You just go for what everyone.
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  Speaker 4: Else is doing.
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  Speaker 1: Greg says his words. Ooh. I already regret. I do.
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  Speaker 1: That I told you guys I had something to share. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And when Greg says things like that, well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we get excited.
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  Speaker 3: Also, he's telling the truth.
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  Speaker 1: Also what?
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  Speaker 3: That he's telling the truth.
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  Speaker 1: He only regrets.
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  Speaker 5: I do.
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 4: Because you never live anything down. There are so many
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  Speaker 4: Greg greatest hits. Well, this one might be up there.
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  Speaker 4: This might be second place. Would you call it a confession? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: let's call this a confession.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I would file it under the category of, I could
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  Speaker 4: easily look this up and learn it, but as you know,
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  Speaker 4: I like to just wonder.
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  Speaker 5: Endlessly?
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  Speaker 4: Endlessly wonder and obsess, and then I'll just bring it
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  Speaker 4: to you guys, and you can answer my question. So
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  Speaker 4: just hear me out on this.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Many, many, many, many years ago, I told you that I...
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  Speaker 4: I thought all cats were female.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. One of Greg's greatest hits.
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  Speaker 4: And rightly so. I never lived that down because it
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  Speaker 4: makes no biological sense.
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  Speaker 2: It couldn't be possible.
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  Speaker 4: It couldn't be possible. But when I think of cats,
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  Speaker 4: they're girly, they're dainty, they're delicate. And I thought, you know,
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  Speaker 4: they're all female.
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  Speaker 1: Right. And then I had like modern men. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: There you go.
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  Speaker 3: They're not banana slugs.
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  Speaker 4: This is kind of exactly. This kind of fits in
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  Speaker 4: that category. Let me finish the entire thought before you
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  Speaker 4: weigh in. I don't know what a pony is. When
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  Speaker 4: I first met Woody's daughter, for example, she was a
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  Speaker 4: little kid and she wanted a pony. And I thought, oh,
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  Speaker 4: and I even told her someday I'll get you a pony. Um,
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  Speaker 4: and I was thinking about that for some reason, I think,
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  Speaker 4: because what do you mentioned your daughter's I think 14 now.
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  Speaker 4: And I thought, wow, I remember when I met her,
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  Speaker 4: she was a toddler and I told her about getting
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  Speaker 4: her a pony. And then I realized, oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: Does a pony stay a pony for life? Or is
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  Speaker 4: a pony a baby horse? I thought a baby horse
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  Speaker 4: was called a foal.
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  Speaker 1: A foal.
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  Speaker 4: So is a foal a pony? Is this that embarrassing
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  Speaker 4: for you? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's a little strange.
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  Speaker 4: Because I don't know what a pony is.
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  Speaker 3: At this age, you should know the difference between.
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  Speaker 4: So is a pony always a pony?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: But a foal becomes a horse?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Or a.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Whatever the male, female, a mare.
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  Speaker 4: So a pony can be a pony and grow old
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  Speaker 4: and die a pony.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't a pony a small breed of horse?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. A pony is a full grown pony. It's a
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  Speaker 2: baby pony.
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  Speaker 4: I thought maybe pony was a slang word for baby
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  Speaker 4: horse or maybe a puppy.
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  Speaker 5: Like puppy.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: No, they're just small. It's like the Yorkie of the
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  Speaker 2: horse family.
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  Speaker 1: Right? Like they stay small forever. Small breed. Right.
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  Speaker 2: Small breed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. They have miniature horses.
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  Speaker 1: So is that a pony? No.
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  Speaker 3: It's a miniature horse.
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  Speaker 2: Don't confuse him yet.
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  Speaker 4: So a pony is a breed.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if it's categorized as a breed,
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  Speaker 2: but it's a small horse. It's bred to be a
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  Speaker 2: small horse. It's a pony. It always stays a pony.
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  Speaker 3: So there's like quarter horses, Arabian horses. There's... ponies.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, there's a little comfort knowing that you don't think
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  Speaker 4: it's that bad, Woody. No, I don't think it's that bad.
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  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah. You've said way more embarrassing things.
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  Speaker 2: It's strange.
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  Speaker 3: I'm shocked that you don't know.
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  Speaker 2: They're stocky.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'll take your word for it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not an equine expert, but I think a pony
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  Speaker 2: is always a pony.
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  Speaker 4: Because I always thought when a kid says, I want
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  Speaker 4: a pony, they just want.
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  Speaker 1: A baby horse.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and that's probably where the wires got crossed because
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  Speaker 2: little kids are always asking for ponies Exactly. Because there's
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  Speaker 2: smaller versions of horses.
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  Speaker 3: Wait until you meet a donkey, Greg.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to say, to piggyback off of that,
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  Speaker 4: I don't understand the difference between donkey and mule.
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  Speaker 1: So both are the same species, right? Horse, taller. Pony, shorter. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: A baby horse is called a foal, not a pony.
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  Speaker 1: A pony is not a young horse. It's generally just
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  Speaker 1: a smaller type of horse. Some breeds are exceptions to
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  Speaker 1: the height rule. Like Arabian horses can be shorter than
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  Speaker 1: 14.2 hands and still be classified as horses.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy that they measure in hands.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. So a pony is generally a small, sturdy,
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  Speaker 1: you know, equine, you know. While a horse is generally taller,
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  Speaker 1: but both can be full grown adults.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So it doesn't mean like an adult small pony.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I think, don't quote me on this, but
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  Speaker 2: I think a donkey is a donkey and a mule
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  Speaker 2: is half donkey, half horse.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, is that right?
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  Speaker 2: I think so.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 3: Greg, I bet you.
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  Speaker 8: 90 plus percent of people thought exactly what you thought.
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  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Really? Because I am one of them.
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  Speaker 5: No way.
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  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 8: What?
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  Speaker 4: I sincerely take that away.
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  Speaker 3: That's shocking.
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  Speaker 4: I thought if I say this, I'll be ridiculed out
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  Speaker 4: of the room.
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  Speaker 3: You're just making Greg feel better, right? That's shocking.
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  Speaker 8: I've ridden, I'd be riding horses.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: One time.
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  Speaker 8: Because when people talk about ponies, they just mean small horse.
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  Speaker 8: That's what 90 plus percent of people mean.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that is what a pony is, really.
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  Speaker 1: But they mean small, young. Like a baby.
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  Speaker 8: Not small as in a small breed of.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny because when I think of pony, I think
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  Speaker 2: of old, sad pony. petting zoo ponies, so I don't
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  Speaker 2: even think of them as babies.
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  Speaker 3: Oh. Oh, yeah, for pony rides.
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  Speaker 2: Just going around in a circle.
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  Speaker 1: That's their whole life.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, we should show you a zebra.
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  Speaker 1: See, here, on the text, Greg, that's a great question
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  Speaker 1: because I am now just learning that a pony is
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  Speaker 1: not a baby horse.
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  Speaker 2: Look what you've done, Greg.
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  Speaker 8: I bet you that's 90 plus percent.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I guarantee it.
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 7: Really? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Greg, don't feel bad. I was today years old
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  Speaker 1: when I realized a pony was not a baby horse.
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  Speaker 4: Because the only person I shared this with, and I
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  Speaker 4: didn't even say it out loud, I wrote it down
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  Speaker 4: on a piece of paper and slid it to Sammy saying,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what a pony is. And she looked
• 12:15
  Speaker 4: at me like I was insane.
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  Speaker 2: You said, like, is this weird? Should I know that?
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  Speaker 1: And I said, well, yeah, you should know that.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. But just saying I don't know what a pony is,
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  Speaker 2: it's like, well, you didn't think it was like a bird.
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  Speaker 4: No, I mean, I don't know, like.
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  Speaker 2: The difference between a horse and a pony.
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  Speaker 6: I would just think through, I don't know, just even
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  Speaker 6: TVs or movies and other stuff. Like Gina said, petting
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  Speaker 6: zoos that you would have kind.
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  Speaker 3: Of at least figured out.
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  Speaker 4: But even at a petting zoo, I thought a pony
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  Speaker 4: was just a young horse. Thought the same thing, Greg.
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  Speaker 4: Thought ponies were busy horses.
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  Speaker 1: I'm 45.
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  Speaker 7: No shame.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, this is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: This is shaping up to be a great day. Yeah, right? See?
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So no reason to be embarrassed, Greg. Okay. See, there's comfort. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: There's comfort out there.
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  Speaker 2: You put yourself out there.
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  Speaker 3: The only bad part is you still owe that pony
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  Speaker 3: to you.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Woody's daughter.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: How much do ponies go for?
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Scott's tots over here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll never come.
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  Speaker 4: But she doesn't want a pony now. She wants a horse.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she likes the big ones.
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  Speaker 1: She would probably take, you know, whatever you would give her. Okay.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: Do they sell them on Craigslist?
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they do. Are they on Facebook Marketplace?
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they probably do. Get her like an
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: injured horse? Yeah, not that bad. Well, while we're at it,
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: we do have, we did a round of Woody's Show Confessional.
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  Speaker 1: Not that long ago. And we didn't get to all
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: the submissions that were in the hat. We can go
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: through the hat of confession.
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  Speaker 2: I'm serious.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: Let's do it. And try to guess who the confessions
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: belong to. I mean, if you guys would like to
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: do that. Or we could move on to something completely different.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: I'm intrigued.
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: I would love to do that.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guarantee. I feel great now. They've got to
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: be more....
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know, scandalous.
• 13:54
  Speaker 8: Shocking.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: Then Greg didn't realize that a pony just wasn't a
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: young horse.
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: I legit thought that was one of the stupidest things
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: I've ever thought.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: No, dude. I mean, all suppositories were metal. That was
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: another one. I blame you for that. That was another
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: one that he believed. Yeah, all domestic house cats are female.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: That was pretty bad. Again, I blame you for the
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: suppository thing.
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Because you said it was a bullet. Shaped.
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: I know, but that.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: Shaped.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: Implanted in my brain.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. And time to dig into the hat
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: of confession. I will read you the confession. And then
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: did anybody outside of this room submit one, Jeff?
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: No, everybody that submitted.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: One is in this room. Okay. Just so we know
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: who we're trying to select from. All right, so I'll
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: draw the confession. I'll read the confession, and then nobody
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: just jump out and guess yet. We'll get the confessions first,
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: and then we'll try to figure out who it belongs to. Okay?
• 14:59
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: So I'll pick the first one here. First one says,
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: I got caught shoplifting condoms at Walgreens.
• 15:12
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: Yesterday.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: I got caught... Shoplifting condoms at Walgreens. Whose confession would
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: that be? Woody, Jeff, Gina, Greg, Menace, Seabass, or Sammy?
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: I have two guesses.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: I have one guess.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Just hold on.
• 15:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Hold on to it. Let's see.
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: Next one is.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: I haven't pooped in three days.
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: Now I know who that is.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: I haven't pooped in three days. All right. I know
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: that's not.
• 15:52
  Speaker 8: What you talking about?
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Okay. All right. And then this last one says, I
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: watched the backdoor teen mom video.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: The backdoor teen mom video.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: I watched the backdoor teen mom video. That's Farrah Abraham.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Farrah Abraham from MTV Teen Mom. Or yeah, Teen Mom.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Teen Mom.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: I watched the backdoor teen mom video. I haven't pooped
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: in three days. And I got caught shoplifting condoms at Walgreens.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Those are the.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Three that we're trying to guess. All right. Does everybody
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: have their guesses in? Yes. All right. Now, of those
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: three on the text, we want you to guess over
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: to 22987. Who do you think each one belongs to?
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: So number one is I got caught. Shoplifting condoms at Walgreens.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: So you text over one and then who you think
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: it belongs to.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Two.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: I haven't pooped in three days. Confession number three. I
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: watched the backdoor teen mom video.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: Which is the worst out of all three, by the way.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: All right. So one, two or three. Who do you
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: think it belongs to? Text over to 22987. I mean, Greg,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: all these... Well, I mean, all these are, like, I
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: would say worse than what you were so worried about.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: I'm pleasantly shocked.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Me not knowing what a pony is has been... Like,
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: I'm not alone.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Because Greg was so concerned about admitting that he didn't know.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: I figured the world knew.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: No. And I was all by myself. People were, like,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: you know, very... Very supportive of Greg. Yeah. I was
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: definitely not alone. It's like, Greg, I'm the same as you.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Wanting the difference between a pony and a horse. I
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: grew up around horses, but never had my own until
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: I moved to Arkansas. Now I have a horse, pony,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: two mini horses, three donkeys.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: See, that's the thing, too. It's like, I think if
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: it wasn't for my dad, who he trains racehorses. So,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: you know, been around horses there. And more so than that,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: how crazy my daughter has been about horses her entire life.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: You know, that's the only reason I would say that
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I knew. Okay. That's good to know. But other than that,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: it was like Sammy. Because Greg, no need to worry.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Nobody but Sammy actually knew what the pony was. I mean,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Gina hesitated, didn't sound confident. Woody didn't know. And I
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: wouldn't believe Seabass even if he said he did know.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: No, I just wasn't sure if it was considered a
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: breed or not.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: But I knew it wasn't.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so the baby horse every one of these confessions
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: could be in a way I mean, I would say
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: like the the most mild I haven't pooped in three
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: days that happens That happens but caught shoplifting condoms at
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Walgreens watching the backdoor teen mom video worth the pony
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Who do you think it belongs to one I got
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: caught shoplifting condoms at Walgreens two I haven't pooped in
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: three days three. I watched the backdoor teen mom video
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: one two three and Get your guesses on the text
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: over to 22987. I ain't your pal, dickface. Dickface. Dickface.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: I ain't your pal, dickface.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Dickface.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Dickface.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. Woody Show confessional. We drew three from
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: the confessions hat. Who do they belong to? It's just
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: people here in the room. Everybody was texting over. I
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: did like a little quick glance over to see.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: A lot of guesses.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Which ones were coming in for which. So confession number
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: one was I got caught shoplifting condoms at Walgreens. Number
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: two is I haven't pooped in three days. Confession number three,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: I watched the backdoor. teen mom video. One, two, three. Woody,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Jeff G., Gina, Greg, Menace, Seabass, Sammy are the options.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Now for confession number one. I got caught shoplifting condoms
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: at Walgreens. The two biggest vote getters were Jeff G
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: and Menace on that one. And whose confession is that?
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: That is mine.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I knew it.
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: That's what I wrote.
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: I mean, you know, times are hard, you know, and
• 20:23
  Speaker 7: I didn't want to bring another baby in this world
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: if I didn't have money.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: You did the right thing.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: I was actually going back and forth between Seabass and
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Jeff on this one. But I'm like, Seabass wouldn't shoplift.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: No.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: But maybe in his younger days- Being, you know, with
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: his frat bros.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I thought the shoplifting of condoms wasn't necessarily about money
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: as much as it was embarrassment. People were trying to
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: save the embarrassment of going to the counter with rubbers.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Which is why that was my guess. Oh, really? My
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: guess was Greg Gorey for confession number one.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: And if people actually listen to the show, I've shared...
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: like buying condoms. We send in my buddies and I
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: send in half baked and he was dressed like the Unabomber.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Uh, confession. Number two is I haven't pooped in three days.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: The two biggest vote getters on the text from listeners
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: were Sammy and Gina. My guess was Sammy. No way.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Just because I think that would be because it would
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: be noteworthy. It'd be noteworthy because of, you know, how
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: many times she says that she goes in any given day.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: But there's no way I put Gina for that.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: You put Gina for that one. Gina, who did you pick?
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I picked Woody.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: I think Sammy.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Sammy.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: I picked Jeff because he told me the other day
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: he had a telehealth thing. So I thought it was him.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: It was for the opposite reason. Too much going out.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: But that would have meant he had more than one
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: confession in there. All right. Whose confession is number, ironically,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: number two? Didn't put that together. Okay.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: Number two.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: This water bottle is full of powdered Metamucil. Or Miralax
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: or one of those.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: You've had that problem before. I know.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: That's why I figured.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: ELGLPs, right?
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Well, also, I think it's, I just, like your wife, Menace,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, Woody, everything can be solved with drinking more
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: water and getting more sleep. And I'm just not drinking
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: enough water. So this is my second bottle today. The
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: first one was full of Miralax. So good thing nobody
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: asked me for a drink.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: And, you know, good luck.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Good luck to me.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: All right. Confession number three. I watched the backdoor teen
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: mom video.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know why, but this just, this screams Sammy.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Like it would be, because it would be such a great. Yes.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Like you guys, you'll never guess what I did. And
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, you're right. I would never have guessed that.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Like completely out of character.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 22:39
  Speaker 8: Now we know Menace has met the backdoor teen mom
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: and is legal best friends with her.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: You met her?
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: Did I?
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. I told you I did a monologue interview.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: And I mentioned her comedy thing, and then she started
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: looking at my Instagram.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Right, legal best friends.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: So I don't know. But I didn't actually meet her.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: I've met other moms, but not her.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: The teen moms from MTV.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I picked Woody because Woody was an OG.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Teen mom fan.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I also think Woody.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: You said Woody, Gina, porn.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Sammy.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: And porn.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: And porn.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I'm putting Seabass. I don't know why. Seabass, all right.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm putting Seabass as well.
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: The reason that I don't think it's Menace is because
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: he would have just said Farrah Abraham. I don't think
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: he would refer to her as backdoor Teen Mom.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, Seabass?
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't think it's me or Woody because it's
• 23:31
  Speaker 8: not really much of a confession for either of us.
• 23:33
  Speaker 8: So I'm going to guess Greg.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Greg. All right, well, the listeners, they were guessing it
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: was somewhere between Gina, Menace, and me.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Whose confession is, number three, I watched the backdoor teen
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: mom video. That would be mine. Let me tell you
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: why this happened.
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: I don't even know what that means to me.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Teen mom backdoor?
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. Farrah Abraham was on MTV's Teen Mom.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Right. I only know her name because of you. She
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: is super obnoxious.
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: Anyway.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Years later, she ended up doing this video. And the
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: name of the video is Back Door Teen Mom. So
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: people then refer to her that way as she's the
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: back door teen mom. That's Farrah Abraham. Now, I did
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: watch like the first couple. It was like redneck news
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: on TV, right? Like watching these girls, you know, that's
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: where we got, you know, Gary. Remember Gary?
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. Yeah, Gary.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Who's Gary's chick?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Amber.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Amber. Amber and Gary. Yeah, dude, it couldn't look away, right?
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: It was so good.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: So that was years ago. Well, just somewhat recently, I
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: would say in the past few months, Farrah Abraham popped
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: up on something she was talking about, whatever, and they
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: mentioned the video. I go, you know what? Like when
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: you heard about Pam Anderson's video. And you're like, out
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: of just curiosity. Yeah, I was like, you know what? Yeah,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: we didn't watch that. I never saw anything from that.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: You didn't?
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: No.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: I didn't either.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: I had a.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Moral dilemma with that. They didn't mean for it to
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: be out.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I don't want to watch it.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Pam.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, that one I saw.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't. That's what I'm saying.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: The Farrah Abraham one, or this interview, whatever she was
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: doing on something, you know, it popped up. I saw it.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I go, huh. And then she mentioned that video, right?
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: And I go, you know what's weird? I never saw
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: a thing from that. After all the discussion, all the
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: things that happened. So I'm like, huh, I want her.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: So of course I went on to Twitter or X,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: you know, whatever it is. And it's absolutely on there.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Of course.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: And as those things go, I think she did a
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: pretty good job. Yeah?
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Check that out.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Did she look like she was into it?
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, she looked like she was way into it. You know,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: just a couple minutes of it is like, all right.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Kind of felt weird. It's very amateurish. Yeah, but it's
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: shot during the day. It's all blown out in like
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: some loft. I'm looking right now.
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Wait, what's all blown out? If you make a video
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: like that, Gina, it'll help you with your problem.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, totally. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just like a pure curiosity thing. It
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: wasn't a Joe session or anything like that. It was
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: just like, you know what? I've never seen anything. You
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: know what? What's fair? It's weird because I don't have
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: a hang up about any of that kind of stuff.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: It's weird how wrong I felt about it.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Is it because like you know who she is i don't.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Know i i have no idea it just like i
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: don't know the fact that i was like seeking it
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: out was kind of weird yeah yeah it kind of
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: felt uh you know um yeah like a weird guilt
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: about it yeah it was.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Strange especially because she's teen mom well not anymore she
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: wasn't even then she was she wasn't no she was
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: like in her 20s oh yeah how misleading yeah well
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: i mean so are all the Babysitter porn and step-sibling.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: They weren't really watching those kids.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Going to the Teen Mom OG, I do miss Janelle.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Janelle had some really funny moments.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, Janelle and the mom.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when she was like, she wanted to move her
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: court date because she wanted to go to the Kesha concert.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: That was pretty good.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. And then her and, I mean, her mom
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: and her boyfriend, Keefa. I seen you, Akifa.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Like one of the best.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: Who was the other?
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Macy.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: I love Macy.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. One of the other chicks. Yeah.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: But Macy did end up doing really well, right?
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Did she?
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know. The Woody Show.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Be back in a bit.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: You all need your heads examined.