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- 0:33Speaker 2: Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh and there's
- 0:36Speaker 2: Chuck and Jerry's here too, and this is Stuff you
- 0:38Speaker 2: should Know, part of the very Grim edition.
- 0:42Speaker 1: That's right. All star writer Livia helped us with this,
- 0:49Speaker 1: so you know it's going to be great. I'm just
- 0:52Speaker 1: trying to butter Livia up so she knows how much
- 0:54Speaker 1: we appreciate her.
- 0:55Speaker 2: Sure. This topic though, is like she did a good
- 0:59Speaker 2: job with it. But it's one of those things where
- 1:03Speaker 2: people are all morbidly fascinated with it, right. It's just
- 1:07Speaker 2: kind of one of those things where you might talk
- 1:09Speaker 2: about at a party or something like that, what would
- 1:11Speaker 2: be your last meal kind of thing.
- 1:12Speaker 1: Yeah, but when you dig into.
- 1:14Speaker 2: It, you're like, man, this is a dark topic. Yeah,
- 1:17Speaker 2: because at the end of the day, what you're talking
- 1:19Speaker 2: about is ultimately a ritual that surrounds the execution of
- 1:25Speaker 2: a human life. Yeah, and when you really start to
- 1:29Speaker 2: dig into and look at it seriously and look at
- 1:31Speaker 2: like last meals that people actually had, or why we
- 1:33Speaker 2: give people last meals that kind of stuff, it's just
- 1:36Speaker 2: it's grim. I mean, there's no other word to describe it.
- 1:39Speaker 2: It's a grim, grim topic.
- 1:41Speaker 1: So it is buckle up, and it's easy to while
- 1:46Speaker 1: you're sort of researching all this about the food, to
- 1:50Speaker 1: forget what happens just after the food.
- 1:54Speaker 2: I thought you're gonna say, get hungry.
- 1:56Speaker 1: No, but I found myself over and over being like,
- 1:59Speaker 1: oh right, and then there was a firing squad, or
- 2:02Speaker 1: then they were hanged, or then they were put in
- 2:05Speaker 1: the electric chair.
- 2:06Speaker 2: How many times did you forget?
- 2:09Speaker 1: Two more times? I've forgot six, six times, five times?
- 2:12Speaker 2: Whoever.
- 2:13Speaker 1: No, it's just it was sort of a constant reminder.
- 2:16Speaker 1: So this one won't be, you know, as full of
- 2:20Speaker 1: laughs as usual.
- 2:21Speaker 2: Probably every time we say that it turns out to
- 2:23Speaker 2: be a laugh riot.
- 2:26Speaker 1: Can we go back in time?
- 2:27Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, we probably should get historical
- 2:30Speaker 2: because people have been eating last meals for a very
- 2:33Speaker 2: long time. Apparently the Code of Hammurabi was the first
- 2:40Speaker 2: to describe not last meals but capital punishment execution by
- 2:45Speaker 2: the state. Right, Yeah, it's not, they didn't say. And also,
- 2:48Speaker 2: by the way, they can have some unleavened bread or
- 2:51Speaker 2: something as a last meal. It's not until I believe
- 2:55Speaker 2: the Romans, the ancient Greeks, and the Chinese, I guess
- 3:01Speaker 2: contemporaneous Chinese where last meals first start appearing in documentation.
- 3:07Speaker 1: Yeah, there are other examples that weren't necessarily like you're
- 3:12Speaker 1: going to be executed for a crime, like Roman gladiators
- 3:14Speaker 1: supposedly feasted pretty well because they might die. Aztecs would
- 3:19Speaker 1: give the people who were going to be ritually sacrificed
- 3:24Speaker 1: a big feast because they knew what was coming next.
- 3:28Speaker 1: And the woman named Linda ross Meyer, who she's going
- 3:32Speaker 1: to come up quite a bit because she's done a
- 3:33Speaker 1: lot of studying on this stuff, had a paper in
- 3:36Speaker 1: two thousand and eight where she said, you know, I
- 3:38Speaker 1: think a lot of this is based on the Last
- 3:40Speaker 1: Supper of Christ, and you'll see that kind of throughout,
- 3:44Speaker 1: whether it's seventeenth century England or twenty first century America,
- 3:49Speaker 1: where someone may just request the Eucharist as their last meal.
- 3:56Speaker 2: Yeah, and not only that being the last meal. Apparently
- 3:59Speaker 2: the more religious the group is, the more likely they
- 4:03Speaker 2: are to ritualize.
- 4:04Speaker 1: Executions, which is surprising, I guess, but maybe not not.
- 4:08Speaker 2: Really if you think about like the state executing somebody
- 4:11Speaker 2: and you take it to like an Orwellian level, this
- 4:14Speaker 2: that's just so dispersonal and dispatching. It just gets to
- 4:18Speaker 2: the point it's an execution done next, you know. Yeah,
- 4:22Speaker 2: it makes sense to me that religious types would be like, no,
- 4:24Speaker 2: we've got to like add this ritual to it, to
- 4:27Speaker 2: that ritual to it to give it meaning, you know,
- 4:29Speaker 2: or else it's what's the point of it kind of
- 4:32Speaker 2: thing aside just taking a life.
- 4:34Speaker 1: No, that's that's a good point. Like the Puritans, certainly
- 4:37Speaker 1: they almost have like celebrations of like, hey, you're you're
- 4:40Speaker 1: going back to God, so let's throw a party.
- 4:43Speaker 2: Can't you just see the condemned like getting elbowed in
- 4:46Speaker 2: the ribs like.
- 4:46Speaker 1: Wright Man lighting up.
- 4:47Speaker 2: It's a party.
- 4:48Speaker 1: Yeah, look easy for you to say, goody, goody Clark, goody.
- 4:56Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess Clark will do. Yeah, I can't think
- 4:59Speaker 2: of anything better, So.
- 5:00Speaker 1: Goodie Bryant, you just fire it right back at me.
- 5:03Speaker 2: Trying to Puritan up the you know Clark. Oh sure,
- 5:08Speaker 2: I guess you could spell with a Y and an
- 5:09Speaker 2: E or something weird like that.
- 5:11Speaker 1: Yeah, they're goodie Mather.
- 5:12Speaker 2: Yeah you can all right. So yeah, the Puritans were
- 5:17Speaker 2: big time into that kind of thing, but they were
- 5:20Speaker 2: far from the only ones to hole kind of like
- 5:22Speaker 2: a communal or at least a bit of a feast,
- 5:25Speaker 2: a communal meal or a feast. I guess Germany was
- 5:30Speaker 2: really big on ritualizing it as well, which makes sense
- 5:34Speaker 2: because they were pretty big into Protestantism by this time.
- 5:37Speaker 2: This is the eighteenth century when Frankfurt used to give
- 5:40Speaker 2: out the hangman's meal, which is a pretty lavish feast.
- 5:44Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds like it. There was one they described in
- 5:47Speaker 1: seventeen seventy two from a murderer named Susannah Margaret Brandt,
- 5:53Speaker 1: who had and this is kind of gross to read
- 5:57Speaker 1: out loud, but there were six officials to eat this
- 6:00Speaker 1: meal with Susannah. But it was three pounds of fried sausages.
- 6:04Speaker 2: Check.
- 6:05Speaker 1: So far not too bad. Ten pounds of beef doesn't
- 6:09Speaker 1: say I was prepared six pounds of baked carp It's
- 6:13Speaker 1: koy you realize twelve pounds of carp is COI I
- 6:20Speaker 1: don't think I knew that.
- 6:22Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna that's a hill I'll die on.
- 6:24Speaker 2: I'm probably wrong. I realized in the last episode in
- 6:27Speaker 2: Mad I did bad math right off of the Big Bat.
- 6:31Speaker 2: But this is I'm gonna stay with this fact.
- 6:33Speaker 1: Well there's no math involved in baked carp No, but
- 6:36Speaker 1: I could you should be wrong. Twelve pounds of larded
- 6:42Speaker 1: roast veal.
- 6:43Speaker 2: That's a new one to me.
- 6:45Speaker 1: Soup, cabbage, bread, a sweet, and eight and a half
- 6:49Speaker 1: measures of seventeen forty eight wine. I tried to find
- 6:54Speaker 1: out what a measure was in seventeen forty eight. The
- 6:59Speaker 1: best I could find that it was like five or
- 7:02Speaker 1: six pints. But I don't know if that's right or not.
- 7:05Speaker 1: It's a lot.
- 7:06Speaker 2: Who knows? So a lot of wine, yeah, for sure.
- 7:09Speaker 2: And that's an ongoing thing, Chuck. You know, getting the
- 7:12Speaker 2: person drunk before you execute them used to be like
- 7:17Speaker 2: a long standing tradition, and not just in Europe, you know,
- 7:20Speaker 2: like the I believe the INCA when they sacrificed children
- 7:26Speaker 2: just basically left them out to die of exposure. They
- 7:28Speaker 2: would get them high usually or possibly drunk on some
- 7:33Speaker 2: sort of wine. And as we'll see, that is not
- 7:36Speaker 2: something that's a part of executions today. That that is
- 7:41Speaker 2: there's just something wrong with that. We've decided, even though
- 7:44Speaker 2: it makes a lot of sense. But I guess if
- 7:46Speaker 2: you're trying to exact retribution, you want that person like
- 7:49Speaker 2: fully cognizant of what's happening to them when it's happening
- 7:53Speaker 2: to them. But that's a kind of a new idea
- 7:55Speaker 2: from what I can tell.
- 7:56Speaker 1: Yeah, the same as the last cigarette. You know, you
- 7:58Speaker 1: have the sort of image in your head of the
- 8:01Speaker 1: firing squad, like someone going and putting a cigarette in
- 8:03Speaker 1: someone's mouth. But even cigarettes, you know, if they're if
- 8:07Speaker 1: they're not on the prison menu as far as being allowed,
- 8:10Speaker 1: then they don't allow it.
- 8:12Speaker 2: That's right. I wondered, I wonder why I was researching this.
- 8:15Speaker 2: If I would I if I could have a last cigarette,
- 8:18Speaker 2: if I were being executed, if I would do it,
- 8:20Speaker 2: and I decided I wouldn't, I wouldn't die feeling like,
- 8:24Speaker 2: oh man, I'll let this get to me again, So
- 8:27Speaker 2: I just wouldn't do it.
- 8:28Speaker 1: Oh, good for you. That means you've really quit.
- 8:31Speaker 2: Yeah, agreed. If you wouldn't smoke a cigarette right before
- 8:35Speaker 2: your execution, you've quit smoking cigarettes.
- 8:38Speaker 1: That's a good It's sort of a baggy T shirt,
- 8:40Speaker 1: but not bad.
- 8:42Speaker 2: Well, the big baggy T shirts are back, the ones
- 8:44Speaker 2: from the nineties. Everybody's wearing those now. Yeah, so you
- 8:47Speaker 2: could fit that on it, are they really? Yeah?
- 8:51Speaker 1: All right, because I couldn't tell because you've been messing
- 8:53Speaker 1: with me a lot.
- 8:53Speaker 2: No, Oh, it's true. Somebody wrote in it was like,
- 8:56Speaker 2: please stop doing that.
- 8:57Speaker 1: I didn't understand what she meant at first, but I
- 9:00Speaker 1: was like, oh, you mean when like Josh said something
- 9:02Speaker 1: and he says, I'm just kidding. Yeah, she seems you
- 9:04Speaker 1: pretty mad about it.
- 9:05Speaker 2: Yeah, she didn't like that at all, So like.
- 9:07Speaker 1: Twelve year old boys, that's true, which I took as
- 9:10Speaker 1: a compliment. In London, there was a tradition of and
- 9:17Speaker 1: this was in I guess the like late seventeen hundreds,
- 9:20Speaker 1: early eighteen hundreds. I think there was a tradition of
- 9:23Speaker 1: letting the prisoner actually like have friends over and celebrate
- 9:28Speaker 1: and then when they stepped up to the gallows, they
- 9:30Speaker 1: would have a quote great bowl of ale to drink
- 9:33Speaker 1: at their pleasure as their last refreshment in life.
- 9:36Speaker 2: Yeah, that's one of the suggested origins for falling off
- 9:40Speaker 2: the wagon. That you were taken to the trawls in
- 9:42Speaker 2: a wagon, remember, and then yeah, get off the wagon
- 9:44Speaker 2: to have that last drink. Button's right. They decided that
- 9:47Speaker 2: probably wasn't it.
- 9:49Speaker 1: In the US, this came about formally sort of at
- 9:53Speaker 1: the end of the nineteenth century when public executions and
- 9:57Speaker 1: big sort of hey, let's everyone meet in the town
- 10:00Speaker 1: square and watch someone be hanged, was replaced by a
- 10:03Speaker 1: little more private affair, a little more standardized, with not
- 10:07Speaker 1: as many people around, and they started some prisons started
- 10:11Speaker 1: publishing in newspapers because it sold papers what people wanted
- 10:15Speaker 1: to eat.
- 10:16Speaker 2: Yeah, and they kind of had to because if not,
- 10:19Speaker 2: then that's just again the state executing people because the
- 10:24Speaker 2: state can or the states decided the point of an
- 10:27Speaker 2: execution is it's the states carrying it out on behalf
- 10:31Speaker 2: of the community. And so since they stopped involving the
- 10:36Speaker 2: community directly by saying you can come watch this person
- 10:39Speaker 2: be killed because we're killing them for you, they have to.
- 10:43Speaker 2: They had to share enough details to say, we did
- 10:46Speaker 2: this for you guys, and here's the details of what happened.
- 10:50Speaker 2: And one of the things that kind of came out
- 10:52Speaker 2: of that custom and new custom in the I guess
- 10:55Speaker 2: late nineteenth century, is sharing what the person requested for
- 10:59Speaker 2: their last meet.
- 11:00Speaker 1: Yeah, and then what followed was like, should we still
- 11:04Speaker 1: do this? You still hear about this stuff every now
- 11:08Speaker 1: and then, but it's not as codified. I don't think.
- 11:12Speaker 1: Some states used to have websites that had details like this.
- 11:17Speaker 1: Texas stopped doing that in the early two thousands because
- 11:22Speaker 1: people complained. Arizona apparently still has a web page even
- 11:27Speaker 1: though the last last information informational entry was I think
- 11:31Speaker 1: in twenty fourteen. So this idea that people want to
- 11:37Speaker 1: hear about this has always been intriguing slash controversial.
- 11:41Speaker 2: Right by the way. Texas stopped doing it because people
- 11:45Speaker 2: complained that they were taking up too much of the
- 11:47Speaker 2: internet with those details. Because they execute so many people.
- 11:51Speaker 1: I mean, you can't talk about executions without talking Texas.
- 11:55Speaker 1: That's true.
- 11:56Speaker 2: Spell it without the ex in both Texas and execution.
- 12:00Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're gonna talk about Texas again later of course.
- 12:03Speaker 2: Uh, yes, should we take our early break, Yeah, let's
- 12:07Speaker 2: do it. Well, we're gonna do it, everybody, Okay, so Chuck.
- 12:44Speaker 2: There's some some questions about the purpose of last meal,
- 12:49Speaker 2: like it's one of those things that you know, it's
- 12:52Speaker 2: not a part of people's everyday life, and when it is,
- 12:54Speaker 2: it's you know, arm's length enough these days, Like we
- 12:57Speaker 2: were saying that it's just it could be a part
- 12:59Speaker 2: of party conversation even but it's if you stop and
- 13:02Speaker 2: think about it, like there's a good question, like why
- 13:05Speaker 2: why would you do that? There's a very famous, uh quote,
- 13:11Speaker 2: I guess from a guy who was executed in Arkansas
- 13:14Speaker 2: in I think the nineties, who said, it doesn't make
- 13:18Speaker 2: any sense because you're basically putting it's like putting gasoline
- 13:21Speaker 2: in a car that's got no motor, that there's no
- 13:25Speaker 2: reason for this person to need food. Right, we eat
- 13:30Speaker 2: technically so that we can make it through the next
- 13:33Speaker 2: day and the next day and the next day. It's
- 13:35Speaker 2: like how we gain energy. Once you're executed, you don't
- 13:38Speaker 2: need that energy any longer. So why would we feed
- 13:41Speaker 2: people a last meal? If it makes no sense If
- 13:45Speaker 2: you step back and look at it as a purely
- 13:47Speaker 2: functional thing.
- 13:48Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're we can go back to Meyer, who,
- 13:51Speaker 1: like I said, has studied a lot on this, and
- 13:53Speaker 1: she has a few reasons that you know, and all
- 13:55Speaker 1: of these are plausible because it's the kind of thing
- 13:57Speaker 1: where there is no like quote, you know, correct answer,
- 14:01Speaker 1: but so people can sort of speculate. And she said,
- 14:05Speaker 1: you know, like you kind of hinted at earlier, like
- 14:07Speaker 1: it it would just be extermination and have no meaning.
- 14:10Speaker 1: So people like to attach meaning to things. It might
- 14:15Speaker 1: be help the prison officials make them feel better, like hey,
- 14:21Speaker 1: like it's nothing personal, it's my job. Here's this nice meal.
- 14:24Speaker 2: Yeah, not in like a direct way like they that's
- 14:27Speaker 2: why the officials are doing it, but almost like it's
- 14:29Speaker 2: there's a subtext to it.
- 14:31Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, exactly, this one makes a lot of sense.
- 14:35Speaker 1: Maybe it's even like a tool to keep the prisoner
- 14:38Speaker 1: passive and like, hey, you know, like the threat that
- 14:42Speaker 1: that could go away if you don't behave yourself on
- 14:44Speaker 1: the way out.
- 14:45Speaker 2: Yeah. And there's a guy named Brent Cunningham who wrote
- 14:48Speaker 2: a really good article on this in Lapham's Quarterly, and
- 14:52Speaker 2: he kind of concluded something that dovetails with what Meyer
- 14:55Speaker 2: was saying, that we were showing that the person has humanity,
- 15:01Speaker 2: so it's adding meaning to the whole process. But his
- 15:04Speaker 2: was kind of a darker take on it, that we're
- 15:07Speaker 2: adding meaning to the process because we have stripped the
- 15:12Speaker 2: person of their humanity so thoroughly while they were in prison,
- 15:15Speaker 2: they were in number, they were like kept in a cage,
- 15:18Speaker 2: they were not allowed to do stuff without permission. That
- 15:23Speaker 2: by allowing them a last meal, we're re bestowing humanity
- 15:28Speaker 2: back on them, so we see them as a person again,
- 15:30Speaker 2: so we can then kill them to get the maximum
- 15:33Speaker 2: retribution out of killing them. Right, Does that make sense,
- 15:36Speaker 2: Like we're humanizing them so we can get the most
- 15:39Speaker 2: satisfaction out of their death, because if they're not humanized,
- 15:43Speaker 2: then there's no free will, there's no We're just killing
- 15:48Speaker 2: like a machine or something like that, so there's not
- 15:51Speaker 2: as much closure, I guess as if we if we
- 15:55Speaker 2: didn't give them a last meal. That was his take,
- 15:58Speaker 2: and that really resonated with.
- 15:59Speaker 1: Me totally, Like, enjoy that steak, buddy, because you know
- 16:03Speaker 1: you're getting what's coming to you. That kind of attitude.
- 16:06Speaker 2: Hopefully they don't say things like that to people while
- 16:09Speaker 2: they're eating that last steak, But it's socially speaking. You.
- 16:13Speaker 1: Yeah, I was talking about like the person at home,
- 16:15Speaker 1: not necessarily the server.
- 16:17Speaker 2: Of the state. I know you are, but I could
- 16:18Speaker 2: not let that one pass and not jump on it.
- 16:22Speaker 1: Refusing a last meal is something that happens all the
- 16:25Speaker 1: time and always has as an active protest. There was
- 16:29Speaker 1: one person named Lawrence Hayes who was on death row
- 16:32Speaker 1: but I think eventually was found innocent and was a
- 16:37Speaker 1: member a founding member of Campaign to End the Death
- 16:39Speaker 1: Penalty who basically said, yeah, I wouldn't have taken a
- 16:43Speaker 1: last meal because it's a gimmick just to make us
- 16:45Speaker 1: feel better about this like terrible process.
- 16:47Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:48Speaker 1: And then there there is one study of close to
- 16:51Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty people who are executed over about
- 16:54Speaker 1: a four year period in the two thousands found that
- 16:57Speaker 1: twenty nine percent of people who insist they were innocent
- 17:01Speaker 1: declined to last meal, compared to eight percent who said not, Like, yeah,
- 17:04Speaker 1: I did it. Yeah, so that's a pretty big dif.
- 17:07Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a huge difference too. And it makes sense too.
- 17:10Speaker 2: I wouldn't want anything from the people who are about
- 17:12Speaker 2: to unjustly kill me. I wouldn't want to be in
- 17:14Speaker 2: their dead at all. Yeah, that's what I'm guessing one
- 17:19Speaker 2: of the reasons why they would protest it. At least
- 17:22Speaker 2: that's why I would.
- 17:23Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think to draw a little more attention.
- 17:26Speaker 2: Plus I would also kind of manipulate them into offering
- 17:30Speaker 2: me a cigarette, so I could be like, no, I
- 17:32Speaker 2: don't want it, you can keep your stupid cigarette.
- 17:35Speaker 1: Yeah, and then say, and I used to love smoking.
- 17:38Speaker 2: Right, but you guys ruined it for me.
- 17:41Speaker 1: There are a few legal scholars a guy named Andrew Davies,
- 17:45Speaker 1: Sabrina Atkins, and Sarah Gerwig Moore who about thirteen years
- 17:50Speaker 1: ago and twenty ten looked at sort of the rules
- 17:53Speaker 1: on the books in the thirty five states who are
- 17:56Speaker 1: still punishing capitally and twenty ten, two of them hadn't
- 18:05Speaker 1: executed anyone, even they were still allowed to in decades,
- 18:07Speaker 1: and they didn't have protocols. Of the remaining thirty three.
- 18:11Speaker 1: Fifteen had no specific rules of that last meal. Some
- 18:15Speaker 1: had suggestions. Five states had spending limits from fifty bucks
- 18:21Speaker 1: in Cali all the way to fifteen dollars in Oklahoma.
- 18:26Speaker 1: Georgia had some specifics like, hey, if they want a lobster,
- 18:30Speaker 1: we're going to go down and get it at Public's.
- 18:32Speaker 1: We're not going to fly it down for Maine or
- 18:34Speaker 1: something like that. Sure, and then I think a few
- 18:40Speaker 1: states three of them would deny the meal altogether and said,
- 18:45Speaker 1: you're gonna like, you'll get a last meal, but it's
- 18:48Speaker 1: going to be whatever is on the prison menu, Like
- 18:50Speaker 1: nothing special for you.
- 18:52Speaker 2: I know, couldn't you when you be like, man, cabbage
- 18:55Speaker 2: really had to be cabbage tonight tonight? It just seems,
- 19:01Speaker 2: you know, like it's that to me is worse than
- 19:04Speaker 2: denying a last meal altogether. For some reason. It's just
- 19:08Speaker 2: I don't know, I can't quite put my finger on it,
- 19:10Speaker 2: but just being like, nope, you get what everybody else
- 19:12Speaker 2: gets for your last meal. I just feel like it's
- 19:15Speaker 2: worse than saying no, you can't have one at all
- 19:17Speaker 2: for some somehow.
- 19:19Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's not you know, you sort of get
- 19:22Speaker 1: the idea from movies that they like, you know, wipe
- 19:25Speaker 1: their mouth with from the lobster and then like get
- 19:29Speaker 1: up and walk down the hall toward the execution chamber, right,
- 19:33Speaker 1: And that's not happening. Basically, It's usually like the day
- 19:36Speaker 1: before because I imagine executing someone on a big I mean,
- 19:41Speaker 1: some of these meals, as we'll see, are humongous. It's
- 19:44Speaker 1: probably not a good idea for a lot of reasons.
- 19:47Speaker 2: Yeah, I can actually interfere with the effects of the
- 19:50Speaker 2: drugs that they use to execute people, now, you know. Yeah,
- 19:55Speaker 2: and again, remember we said that like, the more religious
- 19:58Speaker 2: a group is, or like state or something like that,
- 20:02Speaker 2: more likely they are to ritualize executions. And apparently that
- 20:06Speaker 2: study also found that the more fundamentalist Christian the state
- 20:13Speaker 2: population was, as well as the least amount spent per
- 20:18Speaker 2: prison in MA overall, and the ones with the largest
- 20:22Speaker 2: prison populations where those three dovetailed, they typically were the
- 20:25Speaker 2: most generous with the last meals.
- 20:28Speaker 1: Yeah, really interesting.
- 20:30Speaker 2: But Meyer had a word for that. She called it
- 20:33Speaker 2: retributive ritualism. And you're not supposed to say it like
- 20:37Speaker 2: porky pig. You just say retributive ritualism.
- 20:43Speaker 1: That's funny. I see. I knew there would be a
- 20:45Speaker 1: joker to in here. That's in good taste. Sure, Texas,
- 20:49Speaker 1: which we said we would get back to, they changed
- 20:54Speaker 1: things in twenty eleven. Before this is they were one
- 20:58Speaker 1: of the states that were like in you just get
- 21:00Speaker 1: the regular prison food whatever that is. But what really
- 21:05Speaker 1: changed was when a man named Lawrence Russell Brewer, there's
- 21:10Speaker 1: always three names requested, and I'm going to read all
- 21:14Speaker 1: of these because this is sort of indicative of how
- 21:18Speaker 1: ridiculous these meals can get. Two chicken fried steaks, triple cheeseburger,
- 21:24Speaker 1: an omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, and jalapenos,
- 21:31Speaker 1: fried okra with ketchup, three fajitas, pint of bluebell ice cream,
- 21:37Speaker 1: a pound of barbecue with a loaf of white bread,
- 21:40Speaker 1: a meat lover's pizza, three root beers, and peanut butter
- 21:46Speaker 1: fudge with crushed peanuts. Yeah, a whole slab of it.
- 21:53Speaker 1: Brewer refused to eat the food, and it seems like
- 21:57Speaker 1: it was sort of the waste of time and money.
- 22:01Speaker 1: Really got under the skin of a Texas State Senator
- 22:04Speaker 1: name John Whitmyer, and he had kind of had enough
- 22:09Speaker 1: at that point and was like, no, we got to
- 22:11Speaker 1: cut this off. This is a ridiculous privilege that shouldn't
- 22:14Speaker 1: be allowed.
- 22:15Speaker 2: Yeah, he spotted an easy way to energize his base.
- 22:20Speaker 2: So he wrote to the Texas Criminal Justice Division and
- 22:23Speaker 2: said so he said something like, quote, is it is
- 22:26Speaker 2: extremely inappropriate to give a person sentenced to death such
- 22:29Speaker 2: a privilege, and that he pointed out, and this is
- 22:32Speaker 2: very important that Lawrence Russell Brewer, who was one of
- 22:36Speaker 2: the white supremacist scumbags who dragged James Lee Boyd to
- 22:39Speaker 2: death behind a pickup truck in the nineties, that he
- 22:44Speaker 2: never gave James Lee Boyd the opportunity for a last meal.
- 22:48Speaker 2: That was his reasoning, and that is very sound reasoning.
- 22:52Speaker 2: But what John Whitmer, the state senator from Texas, is
- 22:55Speaker 2: missing is that one of the points of a last
- 22:58Speaker 2: meal is for the state to show that it's murder.
- 23:03Speaker 2: Its execution of this person is different from the crime
- 23:07Speaker 2: that the person's being executed for the state is saying like,
- 23:11Speaker 2: you have to die, but we can still treat you
- 23:14Speaker 2: humanly even though you didn't treat your victim humanly, and
- 23:17Speaker 2: so it elevates the state morally. And that seemed to
- 23:20Speaker 2: be totally lost on John Whitmyer, because one of the
- 23:22Speaker 2: reasons he saw for not giving somebody that meal is
- 23:27Speaker 2: that they hadn't given that to their victim, that opportunity.
- 23:31Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really interesting to think of it that way.
- 23:34Speaker 2: Yeah, but it worked, and they stopped serving last meals
- 23:37Speaker 2: in Texas thanks to again Lawrence Russell Brewer, one of
- 23:41Speaker 2: the white supremacists comebacks who dragged James Lee Boyd behind
- 23:44Speaker 2: a pickup truck to death.
- 23:46Speaker 1: That's right. When this happened, there was a former inmate
- 23:50Speaker 1: who cooked these last meals as part of his job
- 23:54Speaker 1: in prison, and then I think afterward even named Brian Price,
- 23:59Speaker 1: who said, you know what, I'll continue to make these meals.
- 24:02Speaker 1: It won't cost the state a penny. But Texas said, no,
- 24:05Speaker 1: thank you, We're not going to take you up on
- 24:07Speaker 1: that offer. And apparently Price got a lot of emails
- 24:10Speaker 1: from people like supporting him and saying, you know, we
- 24:13Speaker 1: think he did the right thing and making a humane
- 24:17Speaker 1: effort at least, and ended up writing a cookbook called
- 24:21Speaker 1: Meals to Die For.
- 24:23Speaker 2: Yeah, you said there'd be some tasteless joke or tasteful
- 24:25Speaker 2: jokes in here. That was not one of them.
- 24:27Speaker 1: I mean, that was Brian Price's joke. Right.
- 24:29Speaker 2: I know we can distance ourselves from that. Yeah, but yeah,
- 24:32Speaker 2: he cooked two hundred and eighteen last meals in ten
- 24:36Speaker 2: years again in Texas. Right, And I guess when he
- 24:41Speaker 2: was offering to do this for free, like he was
- 24:43Speaker 2: no longer a prisoner, but he was willing to come
- 24:45Speaker 2: to the prison yeah, and bring his own ingredients and
- 24:48Speaker 2: cook on his own time, and the state still said no.
- 24:51Speaker 2: And again, the reason why they said is that it's
- 24:54Speaker 2: not really money, it's the sentiment behind the whole thing
- 24:57Speaker 2: that they're opposed to, so they turned them down. But
- 25:00Speaker 2: in his book, he kind of chronicled with some of
- 25:02Speaker 2: the people typically asked for, and cheeseburger in French fries
- 25:07Speaker 2: is like one of the biggest or one of the
- 25:10Speaker 2: most frequent requests. But also there were those ones that
- 25:14Speaker 2: were kind of fancy, like lobster, shrimp or something like
- 25:18Speaker 2: that people wanted as their last meal. But because he
- 25:21Speaker 2: had to work from the ingredients in the prison kitchen,
- 25:24Speaker 2: they didn't have lobster or shrimp typically on hand, so
- 25:28Speaker 2: he would just try to get creative with it. And
- 25:30Speaker 2: apparently at first this was his job. He was tasked
- 25:33Speaker 2: with this, and he wasn't very comfortable with it because
- 25:35Speaker 2: he believed in the death penalty, and I think he
- 25:38Speaker 2: felt a bit like a scumbag cooking for a scumbag
- 25:41Speaker 2: he was about to die. And then he had a
- 25:44Speaker 2: conversation with a guy whose job it was to clean
- 25:46Speaker 2: up the execution room after executions, and he said that
- 25:51Speaker 2: cleaning up the actual execution room itself never really bothered him.
- 25:55Speaker 2: What bothered him was cleaning up like the tear stains
- 25:59Speaker 2: and the lipstick stains off of the window to the
- 26:02Speaker 2: execution room that the family members left behind. That that
- 26:04Speaker 2: really stuck with us. And so that conversation with that
- 26:08Speaker 2: guy really stuck with Price, and it kind of changed
- 26:12Speaker 2: his view of the whole thing, so that he started
- 26:14Speaker 2: to think of imagining the person he was cooking for
- 26:17Speaker 2: as one of his family members because he was thinking
- 26:19Speaker 2: of the family and apparently eventually changed his mind on
- 26:21Speaker 2: the death penalty altogether.
- 26:23Speaker 1: Oh wow. Yeah, So we talked about what you would
- 26:28Speaker 1: call like status food. He said, shrimp and lobster and
- 26:31Speaker 1: you know, like caviare and you know, stuff like that.
- 26:34Speaker 1: That's a common request.
- 26:35Speaker 2: I said, fancy food.
- 26:38Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but Livy called it status food.
- 26:40Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I know that's what it's supposed to be called.
- 26:42Speaker 1: And I would agree, And it is fancy. I mean,
- 26:45Speaker 1: what's fancier than a sea spider?
- 26:48Speaker 2: Right? Is sea cockroach?
- 26:50Speaker 1: Was it cockroach?
- 26:51Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 26:52Speaker 1: Oh okay, I thought were spiders anyway, not literally thought
- 26:55Speaker 1: they were spiders.
- 26:56Speaker 2: There are sea spiders and they're one of the most
- 26:58Speaker 2: terrifying things on this planet.
- 27:01Speaker 1: Oh sure, oh man, but not as tasty as a lobster.
- 27:05Speaker 1: Probably not you into lobster.
- 27:07Speaker 2: I like lobster. It's fine. I'm not like Gaga for it,
- 27:10Speaker 2: but yeah, I'll eat. I'll ead a good lobster. I
- 27:14Speaker 2: public's lobster bisc out of a plastic container the other day,
- 27:17Speaker 2: So yeah, I guess I do kind of like lobster.
- 27:19Speaker 1: Oh man. They sell this wish you in the name
- 27:21Speaker 1: of the company. There's a chowder, a claim chowder, and
- 27:24Speaker 1: a lobster bisc then the frozen aisle.
- 27:27Speaker 2: I'm not tried. I know what you're talking about them?
- 27:29Speaker 1: Is that the one? It's good you drop the whole
- 27:30Speaker 1: bag in boiling water and just let it sort of
- 27:32Speaker 1: flaw itself and cook.
- 27:33Speaker 2: I think they also make a gumbo, and if it's
- 27:36Speaker 2: the same company, the gumbo's not that good.
- 27:38Speaker 1: M the bisk and the chowder are good.
- 27:40Speaker 2: Okay, I'll try them because I gave up on them
- 27:42Speaker 2: after the gumbo because I really wanted some gumbo. I
- 27:45Speaker 2: was like score when I saw it and I made it,
- 27:48Speaker 2: and I was like, I still want gumbo.
- 27:51Speaker 1: I will love lobster and like a bisk or certain
- 27:55Speaker 1: other things, but I don't know that I've ever ordered
- 27:59Speaker 1: a lobster or like a lobster tail.
- 28:02Speaker 2: Oh, I have Red Lobster.
- 28:06Speaker 1: Probably, so for real, that was like too fancy for us.
- 28:10Speaker 2: The really, you don't go to Red Lobster for the
- 28:13Speaker 2: actual seafood. You go for the salad with their rants dressing,
- 28:17Speaker 2: which is off the chain, or and or their cheddar biscuits,
- 28:22Speaker 2: which if you get them when they're fresh, they're really good.
- 28:25Speaker 1: Do you want to know something funny. One of the
- 28:27Speaker 1: only times I've literally ever eaten at Red Lobster was
- 28:30Speaker 1: with you.
- 28:32Speaker 2: When did we eat at Red Lobster?
- 28:34Speaker 1: We went? I think when Discovery owned us. I think
- 28:39Speaker 1: we went in Silver Springs, Maryland when we were there
- 28:43Speaker 1: for a meeting or something. You were like, let's go
- 28:45Speaker 1: to Red Lobster. Let's go to Red Lobster.
- 28:47Speaker 2: I actually remember that now.
- 28:48Speaker 1: Yeah. And we had those Cheddar biscuits and man, those
- 28:51Speaker 1: are good.
- 28:51Speaker 2: They are God, I'm glad you're one and only Red
- 28:53Speaker 2: Lobster experience with me.
- 28:55Speaker 1: Then, Yeah, it was too that was too ritzy for
- 28:57Speaker 1: us as a teacher kid.
- 29:00Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, they just needed what to spend
- 29:04Speaker 2: their money on in red lob service. Part of it it.
- 29:07Speaker 1: Was probably a special meal for you guys there, right,
- 29:10Speaker 1: yeah or not?
- 29:11Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean we typically Mom made like chicken, ola
- 29:14Speaker 2: king and pepper steak and stuff like. Sure. You know,
- 29:18Speaker 2: it occurred to me, Chuck, as we were having this
- 29:20Speaker 2: conversation that we're talking about food and food we love.
- 29:23Speaker 2: Is that distasteful to talk about that have that kind
- 29:26Speaker 2: of tangent in an episode about last meals and executions?
- 29:30Speaker 1: I don't think so. It just it can live it
- 29:32Speaker 1: as its own little side conversation.
- 29:34Speaker 2: I just wanted to gut check it.
- 29:36Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we're okay. But how we got started
- 29:40Speaker 1: on that was status foods or symbolic requests. So you know,
- 29:44Speaker 1: we're going to talk about some of these over the
- 29:46Speaker 1: years that have been made symbolically. There was a murderer
- 29:50Speaker 1: named Victor Figure in Iowa, I think the last Iowa
- 29:55Speaker 1: and the last federal inmate to be executed previous to Timothy.
- 30:00Speaker 1: They yeah, exactly, as for a single olive with a
- 30:03Speaker 1: pit saying he hoped that the fruit of the tree
- 30:06Speaker 1: of peace would grow from his grave, and he.
- 30:08Speaker 2: Kind of got his wish because it was thirty seven
- 30:11Speaker 2: years before somebody was executed federally.
- 30:14Speaker 1: Yeah. What about Gary Gilmour famously from the book to
- 30:18Speaker 1: the Executioner song in movie.
- 30:21Speaker 2: Yeah, he was executed in Utah, and one of the
- 30:24Speaker 2: reasons why he became so famous was twofold one, he
- 30:28Speaker 2: insisted that he'd be executed by firing squad, which Utah
- 30:31Speaker 2: was one of the few states that still had that
- 30:33Speaker 2: on the books, and that's how they executed him. And
- 30:36Speaker 2: then two by refusing to appeal his death penalty despite
- 30:43Speaker 2: the entire Apparently there's a lot of public sentiment against
- 30:46Speaker 2: commuting this guy's sentence, but he was like, no, I
- 30:49Speaker 2: want to go along with it, So he was. I
- 30:52Speaker 2: guess there was enough public attention on it that he
- 30:54Speaker 2: was given the special privilege of having friends and family visit.
- 30:58Speaker 2: And I guess Johnny Cash called up and sung to
- 31:00Speaker 2: him over the phone.
- 31:01Speaker 1: Yeah, that was his uncle had snuck in Jack Daniels
- 31:06Speaker 1: and this guy. Somehow his defense attorney arranged for Johnny
- 31:11Speaker 1: Cash to call and Johnny Cash sang a Stonewall Jackson's
- 31:16Speaker 1: hall called don't be Angry. That apparently he kind of
- 31:19Speaker 1: dueted with Gary Gilmour over the phone man. That guy
- 31:23Speaker 1: was so cool, Johnny.
- 31:25Speaker 2: Yeah, he had a real thing for prisons though, didn't he.
- 31:28Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure, I mean he You know, he performed
- 31:30Speaker 1: in prisons very famously because he was in prison at
- 31:33Speaker 1: one point himself.
- 31:34Speaker 2: Yeah, and sometimes I mean he would go to the
- 31:36Speaker 2: trouble like if he was a little hard up, he'd
- 31:39Speaker 2: go to the mall and find that little room where
- 31:41Speaker 2: they keep shoplifters and perform for them once in a
- 31:43Speaker 2: while as well.
- 31:45Speaker 1: I know, you're kidding. He didn't get me this time.
- 31:49Speaker 2: I wasn't trying.
- 31:50Speaker 1: I was so close though.
- 31:52Speaker 2: No. Yeah, that Johnny Cash took it upon himself to
- 31:56Speaker 2: go sing for shoplifters at the mall when he couldn't
- 31:59Speaker 2: find a prison gig.
- 32:01Speaker 1: I mean, it sounds ridiculous when you say it like that.
- 32:04Speaker 2: Wow, I can really sell it.
- 32:06Speaker 1: Huh. Yeah, you're good at what you do. Let me
- 32:08Speaker 1: say that, thanks, Chuck. What else? James Edward Smith was
- 32:12Speaker 1: executed in nineteen ninety and requested voodoo dirt. It's called
- 32:18Speaker 1: Rakunda dirt, and they said dirt. Yeah, they said no,
- 32:22Speaker 1: you can't have that. He wanted to prevent his soul
- 32:25Speaker 1: from remaining on earth as a ghost. They said, no,
- 32:29Speaker 1: have yogurt instead, and he said, all right, well you
- 32:33Speaker 1: will be haunted by me then for three hundred years.
- 32:36Speaker 2: And he was apparently a voodoo priest. I saw a
- 32:40Speaker 2: self professed voodoo priest, so I don't know what that means,
- 32:43Speaker 2: but yeah, he was not very happy that they wouldn't
- 32:46Speaker 2: give him that.
- 32:47Speaker 1: Should we go through a few more of these.
- 32:49Speaker 2: Yeah, there's one that we just could not do this
- 32:53Speaker 2: episode and not mentioned because it's one of the most
- 32:55Speaker 2: messed up things that we'll talk about today in a
- 32:58Speaker 2: podcast about messed up things. A guy named Ricky Ray
- 33:03Speaker 2: Rector who was executed under presidential candidate Bill Clinton's watch
- 33:08Speaker 2: when he was a governor of Arkansas, and Ricky Ray
- 33:12Speaker 2: Rector had always been a little bit cognitively challenged. He
- 33:19Speaker 2: went on a killing spree basically over four days, he
- 33:23Speaker 2: killed five people, just randomly in most cases, and then
- 33:27Speaker 2: before the cops could get to him, he tried to
- 33:30Speaker 2: end his own life by turning the gun on himself,
- 33:33Speaker 2: but he missed and he made himself like apparently he
- 33:40Speaker 2: then had the cognition or cognitive abilities of a kid
- 33:43Speaker 2: about the age of four, from that point on, and
- 33:45Speaker 2: that's the shape he was in when he went to trial.
- 33:48Speaker 1: Yeah, lobotomized him basically, yeah, accidentally. Yeah.
- 33:53Speaker 2: So the advocates for him said, no, we don't execute
- 33:57Speaker 2: people who are cognitively challenged. If they can't understand what's
- 34:01Speaker 2: going on, why they're being killed, we don't kill them.
- 34:04Speaker 2: That's just what we do in the United States. And
- 34:06Speaker 2: Bill Clinton said no, we're going to do this anyway,
- 34:10Speaker 2: and they did, Chuck, They executed Ricky Ray Rector in
- 34:13Speaker 2: nineteen ninety two. And that's not the that's not the
- 34:17Speaker 2: thing about this story. There's something that's just about as
- 34:21Speaker 2: haunting as it can get.
- 34:23Speaker 1: Yeah, because while he was eating the meal, there was
- 34:27Speaker 1: a pecan pie was part of that meal. He pushed
- 34:29Speaker 1: it aside and said, I want to save that for later.
- 34:33Speaker 2: That was the understanding of what was happening to him.
- 34:35Speaker 2: He knew he was going to get executed, but he
- 34:38Speaker 2: was saving the pcompie for afterward.
- 34:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 34:41Speaker 2: Isn't that nuts? Yeah, So that's Ricky Reer recordor what
- 34:46Speaker 2: about John Wayne.
- 34:46Speaker 1: Gacy Gaysey was a one time manager at Kentucky Fried Chicken,
- 34:53Speaker 1: So he got Kentucky Fried Chicken original recipe French fries.
- 34:58Speaker 1: He got some fried shrimp too, got a pound of
- 34:59Speaker 1: straw Berry's and some diet coke. I went through and
- 35:03Speaker 1: looked at a lot of other people in lists, and
- 35:07Speaker 1: one thing I found weirdly, And of course I'm sure
- 35:11Speaker 1: you could find it if you really really searched. But
- 35:14Speaker 1: I saw a lot of Burger King and Pizza Hut.
- 35:17Speaker 1: But I didn't see one McDonald's.
- 35:19Speaker 2: Oh weird.
- 35:20Speaker 1: Yeah, And I don't know if it was just the
- 35:22Speaker 1: you know, the the twenty or thirty that you know,
- 35:25Speaker 1: I kind of scanned through on the internet, but a
- 35:27Speaker 1: lot of Pizza Hut, pizzas and Burger King cheeseburgers.
- 35:31Speaker 2: Probably because most prisons have a McDonald's in him and
- 35:34Speaker 2: we just on the outside don't know it, you know,
- 35:37Speaker 2: like a hospital of like a Chick fil a. Right,
- 35:40Speaker 2: So there's one more I think we should talk about
- 35:42Speaker 2: before we move on, if you don't mind.
- 35:45Speaker 1: Sure.
- 35:45Speaker 2: Philip ray workman, Okay, did you hear his case or
- 35:49Speaker 2: see his Yeah?
- 35:51Speaker 1: This is the vegetarian.
- 35:53Speaker 2: Yeah, he his for his last meal. He wanted a
- 35:56Speaker 2: vegetarian pizza be delivered to any homeless person nearby the prison,
- 36:01Speaker 2: and the warden and the prison officials said, no, we
- 36:04Speaker 2: don't contribute to charity, so no, we're not going to
- 36:07Speaker 2: do that. And Philip ray Workman said, well, I'm not
- 36:09Speaker 2: going to eat anything then, but it's Tennessee, right, Yeah,
- 36:12Speaker 2: And so his story got out. Apparently between the time
- 36:16Speaker 2: he requested and was denied and the time he was executed,
- 36:20Speaker 2: it made it into the media what he'd done and
- 36:22Speaker 2: what the response had been, and apparently around the country
- 36:26Speaker 2: people on the day of his execution ordered vegetarian pizzas
- 36:30Speaker 2: and had them sent to homeless shelters all around Tennessee.
- 36:34Speaker 1: Yeah that's pretty neat. Yeah, I agree. Should we take
- 36:38Speaker 1: our second break? Sure? All right, let's take another break,
- 36:41Speaker 1: and we're gonna wrap it all up after this. So
- 37:18Speaker 1: we talked a little bit about booze and cigarettes. That
- 37:22Speaker 1: was a long tradition for you know, hundreds of years,
- 37:25Speaker 1: and then kind of went away basically when prison started
- 37:29Speaker 1: saying like, hey, you can't have cigarettes smoking his band
- 37:33Speaker 1: and booze is just not a good idea to let
- 37:35Speaker 1: people drink alcohol, and people still request it from time
- 37:39Speaker 1: to time. I think there was a guy in our
- 37:42Speaker 1: very own state of Georgian twenty fifteen who wanted a
- 37:44Speaker 1: six pack of beer and that was it, and they
- 37:48Speaker 1: said no and gave him a meal of fish and
- 37:51Speaker 1: grits and beans and coleslaw and cookies and fruit punch instead.
- 37:56Speaker 1: What about elsewhere around the world, and that limits it
- 38:00Speaker 1: just a handful of countries, because America is one of
- 38:03Speaker 1: just a few democratic, industrialized countries that still put people
- 38:07Speaker 1: to death.
- 38:08Speaker 2: Yeah, a few, meaning exclusively or specifically three. There's South Korea, Japan,
- 38:13Speaker 2: and the United States.
- 38:14Speaker 1: That's right.
- 38:15Speaker 2: And I don't know if this is better or worse.
- 38:18Speaker 2: But in Japan, if you're on death row, you don't
- 38:21Speaker 2: know the day you're going to be executed until the
- 38:23Speaker 2: day you're going to be executed. Which what would you want?
- 38:28Speaker 1: Jeez, I don't know.
- 38:30Speaker 2: I don't either answer that. I don't know. There's yeah,
- 38:33Speaker 2: I don't, I do not know. Imagine like if you
- 38:36Speaker 2: did existential trivia and that was a existential trivia question.
- 38:42Speaker 1: I would want to know, actually you would, huh, because
- 38:45Speaker 1: otherwise I would just constantly be wondering when.
- 38:48Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you know, then you're you're counting down
- 38:51Speaker 2: the days and do that. Okay, all right, I got
- 38:54Speaker 2: you good. I think it's good to know yourself like that. Yeah,
- 38:57Speaker 2: But so they don't know when they're going to be
- 38:59Speaker 2: exec but when they do, they can have whatever they
- 39:03Speaker 2: want to eat. Apparently they're very liberal with that that idea,
- 39:08Speaker 2: and that if they don't specify anything, they'll be given cigarettes,
- 39:13Speaker 2: drink which I take to mean booze, and cake, which
- 39:18Speaker 2: Japanese cake is delightful.
- 39:20Speaker 1: Yeah. China is sort of all over the map, and
- 39:25Speaker 1: we probably don't even know really what happens to be
- 39:29Speaker 1: honest these days. But there are witnesses from like the
- 39:32Speaker 1: eighties that's say, like, hey, I saw a mass execution
- 39:36Speaker 1: where people were just chained to a post and given
- 39:38Speaker 1: a hard boiled egg. Other times bleak. Oh it's yeah,
- 39:44Speaker 1: as bleak as it gets. Other times, like there was
- 39:47Speaker 1: a soldier in nineteen eighty eighty five who was apparently
- 39:51Speaker 1: given a pretty good meal of like meat dumplings. There
- 39:54Speaker 1: are other reports of prisoners eating with their executioner, which
- 39:59Speaker 1: is not unique to China, that that was sort of
- 40:02Speaker 1: an old tradition back in the day as well in
- 40:04Speaker 1: different countries.
- 40:04Speaker 2: Yeah, called Saint John's blessing.
- 40:06Speaker 1: Yeah. So, and it just seems like there is no
- 40:10Speaker 1: hard and fast rule in China. It could either be
- 40:13Speaker 1: a very sort of lavish thing or almost nothing at all.
- 40:16Speaker 2: Yeah, and just real quick before we move on that
- 40:18Speaker 2: Saint John's blessing, like it was a socially prescribed thing
- 40:21Speaker 2: where before you were executed, you drank with your executioner,
- 40:25Speaker 2: like the two of you hung out. Put yourself in
- 40:28Speaker 2: that situation. Imagine being on either side of that equation, Like,
- 40:32Speaker 2: how would you make it through that.
- 40:35Speaker 1: As the executioner or as.
- 40:37Speaker 2: The as the condemned.
- 40:39Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. That's tough stuff.
- 40:42Speaker 2: Sorry, I know I keep getting philosophical here.
- 40:45Speaker 1: I know I don't have answers for all these but you.
- 40:47Speaker 2: Are answering them quite well, if you ask me.
- 40:50Speaker 1: I appreciate it. One thing I wondered was and I
- 40:53Speaker 1: know the answer, so I actually don't wonder. But Timothy
- 40:57Speaker 1: McVeigh wanted two pints of Ben and Jerry's Mint chocolate
- 41:02Speaker 1: chip and was given that. But you know, Ben and
- 41:05Speaker 1: Jerry's is a very sort of progressive lefty company, and
- 41:09Speaker 1: I'm sure they didn't like that association.
- 41:11Speaker 2: Yeah, they're very anti bombing.
- 41:14Speaker 1: Well, I mean, i'm sure they're probably anti capital punishment,
- 41:18Speaker 1: but no, I don't know if they would want that
- 41:21Speaker 1: association of like being tied to a capital punishment.
- 41:26Speaker 2: Probably not. They probably don't bandy that about.
- 41:28Speaker 1: Well, there's nothing they can do about it, though, It's like,
- 41:30Speaker 1: could they protest that? I mean, I guess it could
- 41:32Speaker 1: protest it, but you can't. You can't say who can
- 41:36Speaker 1: can't eat your ice cream? So at the end of
- 41:37Speaker 1: the day that I'm sure they would have no leg
- 41:39Speaker 1: to stand on.
- 41:39Speaker 2: But also then you're denying this person their last thing.
- 41:42Speaker 2: And yeah, it's Timothy McVeigh, but if it were somebody else,
- 41:46Speaker 2: did you want to be in that position? As the
- 41:47Speaker 2: company'd be like, no, you can't have that, sure, because
- 41:49Speaker 2: we don't agree with them killing you.
- 41:51Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure they just didn't like that pressure. Speaking
- 41:55Speaker 1: of press, Olivia had a few more little nuggets here
- 41:58Speaker 1: for us various sort of weird slash terrible things that
- 42:02Speaker 1: have happened over the years or interesting things. One of
- 42:06Speaker 1: them in nineteen eighty five, two weeks after South Carolina
- 42:11Speaker 1: executed their first prisoner in twenty two years, Pizza Hut
- 42:16Speaker 1: ran a commercial that showed again Pizza Hut, showing an
- 42:19Speaker 1: inmate ordering pizza for the last meal. This executed person
- 42:24Speaker 1: had requested pizza, and so they kind of tied it
- 42:27Speaker 1: back to that, and they got a lot of heat
- 42:30Speaker 1: for that, and they took the commercial down.
- 42:33Speaker 2: I think we talked about this in our Death Penalty episode, Yeah,
- 42:38Speaker 2: one of our Death Penalty episodes. There's a blog called
- 42:41Speaker 2: dead Man Eating that ran from two to twenty ten,
- 42:44Speaker 2: and it just tracked last meal requests, which is another thing,
- 42:48Speaker 2: like they're frequently requests. They don't necessarily say what the
- 42:51Speaker 2: person got. It's the request, that's the thing that's always
- 42:55Speaker 2: been published.
- 42:56Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 42:57Speaker 2: And then Amnesty International ran an ad campaign that's just haunting.
- 43:02Speaker 2: It's images of the last meals of five different prisoners
- 43:06Speaker 2: who were executed and then found innocent.
- 43:10Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean that makes a statement for sure. There
- 43:14Speaker 1: was also a book in twenty eleven ISH from a
- 43:17Speaker 1: photographer named Jonathan cam Boris called The Last Meals Project,
- 43:21Speaker 1: and I don't think these were people who were proven innocent,
- 43:24Speaker 1: but he superimposed last meals on photographs of the executed prisoner,
- 43:30Speaker 1: So you know, another social statement for sure.
- 43:32Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember Chuck reading it. There was I think
- 43:36Speaker 2: a New Yorker article on Cameron Willingham. He had a
- 43:40Speaker 2: third name in there. Somewhere, but he was executed and
- 43:43Speaker 2: they are pretty sure he was innocent, not a great guy,
- 43:47Speaker 2: but probably did not start the fire that killed his family,
- 43:50Speaker 2: but was executed anyway. And I remember there was a
- 43:53Speaker 2: quote in there that always stuck with me. One of
- 43:54Speaker 2: the Supreme Court justices said that if there was ever
- 43:58Speaker 2: clear evidence that an innocent person had been executed wrongly,
- 44:04Speaker 2: that that would cause a constitutional spasm that would be
- 44:07Speaker 2: really tough to require from him and probably immediately lead
- 44:10Speaker 2: to the cessation of the death penalty. And when you
- 44:13Speaker 2: stop and think about that Amnesty International ad campaign where
- 44:16Speaker 2: they've got five people whose last meals they're showing, who
- 44:20Speaker 2: were later found to be innocent, Like we now know
- 44:22Speaker 2: five people at least have been executed and then later
- 44:26Speaker 2: found to be innocent, and yet we still have the
- 44:28Speaker 2: death penalty. It's not even a topic of conversation that
- 44:31Speaker 2: just that sticks out to me because that quote always
- 44:34Speaker 2: suck to me. It suck with me, and it's just
- 44:37Speaker 2: I don't know. It was just worth mentioning. And also
- 44:40Speaker 2: it was worth mentioning because that article on Cameron Willingham
- 44:44Speaker 2: was just insanely good because not only is it about
- 44:47Speaker 2: his case and also calls out how Arson is just
- 44:51Speaker 2: like Arson investigation is just junk science and people are
- 44:56Speaker 2: executed based on that evidence. Huh, yeah, it's good. I
- 45:00Speaker 2: can't remember what it's called. Just look up New York
- 45:01Speaker 2: and Cameron Willingham, I can't remember his middle name.
- 45:05Speaker 1: Have we done one on Arson, I don't know. I
- 45:09Speaker 1: don't think we have. That would be interesting because I
- 45:11Speaker 1: always wonder how they find the source of those fires.
- 45:15Speaker 2: I remember talking about Arson being junk science before, so
- 45:18Speaker 2: we've talked about something supper club fire. Maybe no, it
- 45:21Speaker 2: was long before that. No, okay, you got anything else.
- 45:26Speaker 1: I got nothing else. I mean, you know, this was
- 45:29Speaker 1: dark for sure, but we hope it was in the
- 45:33Speaker 1: good taste in which it was intended. Yeah, there are
- 45:37Speaker 1: also articles out there that are a little more fun
- 45:41Speaker 1: to read about people's last meals, non executed, but people
- 45:46Speaker 1: who knew, you know, famous people who knew they were
- 45:48Speaker 1: on the way out, and like, what's the very most
- 45:50Speaker 1: special thing that they wanted to eat? Like Julia Child
- 45:52Speaker 1: having French onion soup. Stuff like that.
- 45:56Speaker 2: Oh man, a good French onion soup.
- 45:58Speaker 1: Yeah, so maybe go read those instead would be my recommendation.
- 46:01Speaker 2: You go, well, since Chuck made a great recommendation everybody.
- 46:04Speaker 2: That means it's sound for listener. Maw.
- 46:09Speaker 1: I'm gonna call this cussing dentist because you know I
- 46:13Speaker 1: talked about my doctor cursing and how much I enjoyed that,
- 46:18Speaker 1: and so this guy wrote in he said, hey, guys,
- 46:20Speaker 1: I want to tell you about my cussing dentists. The
- 46:22Speaker 1: first time I went to this guy's practice, I hadn't
- 46:24Speaker 1: been in years, and the hyghgenis brings me in for
- 46:27Speaker 1: X rays in a cleaning and eventually she tells me
- 46:29Speaker 1: she's going to go grab the dentist sad cavities. I'm
- 46:33Speaker 1: in the dental chair, the lights on my face. I
- 46:36Speaker 1: hear footsteps behind me, and an upside down mask disembodied
- 46:40Speaker 1: head slowly comes into my field of vision. He glances
- 46:44Speaker 1: up to my X rays and looks back down. No introductions,
- 46:47Speaker 1: no anything, and just says, hmm, open up, so open
- 46:52Speaker 1: my mouth. He starts poking around with a little mirror tool.
- 46:55Speaker 1: I'm panicking about that. Hmm what did he see in
- 46:59Speaker 1: those X rays? Is something wrong? My anxiety is growing
- 47:02Speaker 1: and he's taking a long looking around my mouth. Finally
- 47:05Speaker 1: he says, uh, yeah, We're gonna have to pull all
- 47:08Speaker 1: of these effing things out. There was a comedic beat,
- 47:13Speaker 1: and then he pulled his mask down, revealing a sly,
- 47:16Speaker 1: goofy grin. I laughed so hard and nearly choked, and
- 47:20Speaker 1: then he finally introduced himself as the dentist. I'm not
- 47:24Speaker 1: sure how he picked up on my hey it's okay
- 47:26Speaker 1: to swear around me a vibe so quickly, or if
- 47:28Speaker 1: that's just how he greets all of his thirty somethings
- 47:30Speaker 1: male patients, but it was the best first impression I
- 47:32Speaker 1: ever had with any medical professional, and I recommended him
- 47:36Speaker 1: to literally everyone I know. That's my story. Thanks for
- 47:40Speaker 1: the show. You guys are both true legends and stuff
- 47:42Speaker 1: you should know is my all time favorite card. Listen
- 47:45Speaker 1: that is Ryan and Maine and oh Man, Ryan, I
- 47:48Speaker 1: wish you had permission to out this dentist because I
- 47:52Speaker 1: would go to Maine to get to go see this dentist.
- 47:55Speaker 1: What a great sense of humor. Gonna have to pull
- 47:57Speaker 1: all these effing things out?
- 47:59Speaker 2: Who who could it be? Is it like John c Riley,
- 48:02Speaker 2: d MD, or the guy who played He Had No
- 48:06Speaker 2: the guy who played j Peterman on Seinfeld. I could
- 48:09Speaker 2: see him.
- 48:10Speaker 1: That'd be great. Sure, yeah, I love that.
- 48:13Speaker 2: Let's go with that guy then, all right, okay, Oh,
- 48:16Speaker 2: and also just want to give a quick update to everybody.
- 48:19Speaker 2: Remember Corey's choice in charge.
- 48:23Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we we influenced Spotify.
- 48:26Speaker 2: Yeah, so remember Corey wrote in and said that Millie
- 48:29Speaker 2: Vanilli and what was the other.
- 48:31Speaker 1: One, don't remember the initial one.
- 48:35Speaker 2: I don't remember either, but they were two very disparate oh,
- 48:38Speaker 2: owner of a Lonely Heart. They both showed up in
- 48:40Speaker 2: Spotify search together and he said it was probably because
- 48:42Speaker 2: you guys. So let's do a test, and we tested
- 48:45Speaker 2: Black Sabbaths, war Pigs and Barry Manilow's even Now, And
- 48:50Speaker 2: in short order, people started writing in with screencaps of
- 48:53Speaker 2: their Spotify searches, where if you searched Barry Manilow, Warpigs
- 48:57Speaker 2: was the second thing that came up you searched war Pigs,
- 49:00Speaker 2: Harry Mandela was between three and five, and that was
- 49:04Speaker 2: clearly our influence. So that's pretty awesome.
- 49:07Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, I mean, how do we use
- 49:11Speaker 1: this power?
- 49:11Speaker 2: I don't know. We'll figure it out, but yeah, for good, agreed,
- 49:14Speaker 2: we should probably do it for good?
- 49:16Speaker 1: All right?
- 49:17Speaker 2: Okay, Well, if you want to get in touch with
- 49:18Speaker 2: us like Ryan Ryan did, you can send us an
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