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Paco Tells Jesus Stories 4 · Adventures: Bible Truths in Action

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  All right, now get this fish. When Jesus was a boy, he went to
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  church to learn about himself. Why did Jesus have to learn
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  about himself? Wow, fish, that's the same
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  thing? I asked.
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  God, man. So what's the answer?
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  Why should I know I'm not God? Well, going to church is a good
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  way to learn about Jesus. Right.
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  You know, Mary and Joseph took Jesus every year to Jerusalem to
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  celebrate God's goodness. They would have a feast with
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  lots of tamales and enchiladas and tacos and.
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  Wait, they had Mexican food at the Jewish feasts?
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  Well, do you think they had fish food?
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  Never mind. And they had mariachis and all
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  kinds of. What's a mariachi?
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  The band you know, Mariachis. Sorry, continue.
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  Anyway, everybody was singing and dancing and worshipping God
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  for all the good things he had done for.
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  Them sounds like church. I know, right?
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  Only it's not church, because Jesus sneaks away from the feast
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  and goes to the church where they are teaching from God's
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  Word, the Bible. Whoever heard of someone
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  sneaking to church? I mean usually people sneak off,
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  do something bad. OK, maybe he didn't go sneaky,
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  but when the feast was over, nobody knew where Jesus was.
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  You know what that's like, right?
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  Why would I know what that's like?
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  You remember. Remember your little boy got
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  lost that time and ended up in Australia.
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  How? Many times do I have to tell you
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  that wasn't me. That was the clown fish.
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  I'm not a clown fish. I'm a goldfish.
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  Apples, I can't tell the difference.
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  All you guys look the same to me.
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  Just tell us what happened to Jesus.
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  Well, after three days, they finally found him at the church.
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  Three days. Right, three days at Disneyland.
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  Okay, three days at a church. No, it's not about where.
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  I can't imagine not knowing where my kids are for three
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  days. Really.
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  I mean, Australia is a long. Stop it.
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  Well, the point is, Jesus really wanted to learn God's Word.
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  So what's the word for today? Fish.
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  I'm not talking to you. OK, well, I guess we are done.
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  The word for today is teachable, Mark 425 says.
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  Whoever has a teachable heart will be given more
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  understanding. Teach a bull.
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  OK, so the matador is standing in the arena with a red Cape.
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  But hiding in the red Cape is a sword.
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  So when the bull comes charging at the matador, the matador
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  steps aside and bulks the bull with a sword.
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  And after a couple times, well, the bull don't charge too good.
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  That's how you teach a bull. The point is, Jesus was
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  teachable and we should be teachable too.
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  Go to church. Learn God's word.
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  You don't charge too good, man. Really, Paco?
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  Hey man, so get this, Jesus was heading to this homie's house,
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  right? And.
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  Homie's house. OK, his name was Jay Iris, man,
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  I call him a homie. You're the one telling the
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  story. Yeah, well, I'm trying to tell
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  the story. Sorry, I'll be quiet.
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  OK so Jesus was heading to homies house to pray for his
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  miha miha, his little girl, his daughter man because she was
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  sick. Keep going.
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  Well, I'm trying. OK so they were heading to his
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  house to pray when his creado shows up and his servant shows
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  up and says hey you're riding too low and slow home, she's
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  dead. No, no, no, he said.
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  Master J Iris, there is no need to bother Jesus now.
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  Your daughter is dead. I post that's the same thing.
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  Anyways so Jesus looks at Holmes and he says hey Holmes don't be
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  afraid just have faith when they get to the house like everybody
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  is crying and stuff man. So Jesus says he says hey quit
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  your crying. She's only taking a siesta,
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  Holmes. Siesta.
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  She was asleep bro. No, she was really dead.
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  That's the same thing everybody said to Jesus, so he kicked them
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  out of the house. He didn't kick them out, he told
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  them to leave. I Of course he didn't kick them
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  out. But you said he kicked them out.
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  Which everybody but you knows. That means he told them to
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  leave. Oh.
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  Sorry, right? So Jesus tells a little girl to
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  get up, and then she does, and then her abuelita features some
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  menudo. The end.
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  But the ending would have been different if Jay Iris had
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  listened to Fear. Oh well, who is fear?
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  I don't remember him being in the story.
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  Fear was the voice in Jay Iris head telling him that it was too
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  late, that Jesus can heal sick people but he can't heal dead
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  people. So that's why Jesus said do not
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  be afraid. Exactly.
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  He had to be fearless. That's our word for today.
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  Fearless. Luke 850 says don't be afraid,
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  just have faith. So be fearless.
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  Fearless, right? Hey, that reminds me of the time
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  I found a key chain with a rabbit's foot.
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  It was really soft, man. So I walk over to my homes and I
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  tell them all, hey. I say, hey, fearless.
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  And then they would feel it. And they all said it was soft
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  man. Yeah, fearless man.
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  The word is fearless. The rabbit's foot.
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  Look, I got it right here. You want to fearless?
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  Oh. Brother.
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  Hey, why are you leaving? What I say?
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  Come on, man. I want you to feel this.
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  Hey, don't be telling no one. I kicked you out, all right?
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  So one time Jesus was teaching a bunch of peoples and the
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  disciples said to Jesus, Hey Jesus, probably everyone is
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  getting hungry right now, maybe we should send them home for
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  some tamales. Tamales.
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  You know, food, Yeah. So Jesus says to disciples, he
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  says, don't send them home, you give them some comida.
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  Comida. You know.
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  Food. But yeah, so the disciples says
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  to Jesus, they say, what Stelloco that means, are you
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  crazy? So they say to Jesus.
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  They say we don't even have any burritos or nothing, man.
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  Burritos. You know food.
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  So Jesus tells him. He says go look around.
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  Somebody's got to have a torta or something.
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  Torta. You know.
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  Food, right? So they spread out and they find
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  a little boy with some tortillas and pascals.
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  No offense. Let me guess, some food?
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  Yeah, some food. It's just a little boy's lunch,
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  nothing special. No offense.
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  Why would I be offended? Anyways, all they have is a
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  lunch and there's like a million people there.
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  A million. Not a million, like a million.
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  About 5000 men, not counting the women or children now.
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  That's like a million. I know, right?
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  So Jesus takes a boy's lunch and prays over it, and then they
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  pass the food to everybody, and everybody eats until they are
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  full. Everybody.
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  Like a million peoples. 5000 men, not counting women and
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  children. I know, right?
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  And they had 12 baskets full of leftovers.
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  Leftovers. You know, food.
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  I know what leftovers are. I'll bet that little boy was
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  happy that he gave Jesus his lunch.
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  What happy is our word for today?
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  2nd Corinthians 97 says God loves a cheerful giver or a
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  happy giver. We can be happy giving to God
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  when we know that God is going to do something miraculous when
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  we give to Him. We can.
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  Think about it, that little boy could have shared his lunch with
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  maybe one or two other people and there would be like a
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  million other people still hungry.
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  But when he gave it to Jesus, Jesus shared it with everybody.
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  You know what would make me happy right now?
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  What? Some tostadas, Frijoles, Chiles,
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  rellenos, tacos, enchiladas. What am I saying?
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  You want some fishy flakes. Fishy flakes.
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  You know, food. What's the matter, fish?
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  Aren't you hungry? I hope you're happy.
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  Be glad you're not some little boy's lunch lunch.
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  And so one day this blind dude was
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  sitting by the road begging. I think his name was Barta.
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  Missed it? Barta missed it.
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  Yeah, you know, because he couldn't see because he was
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  blind. So every time something
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  happened, somebody said, hey, did you see that?
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  And he would say, no, what happened?
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  I'm blind. And they would say looks like
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  Barta missed it. That's not very nice.
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  I know, huh? So one day Barta missed it,
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  hears that Jesus is coming, so he starts yelling really loud
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  and Jesus, can you see me? This story sounds somewhat
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  familiar. And so the people around him
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  told him to be quiet. They said to him, Jesus might
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  not see you sitting there on the ground, but he can hear you a
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  mile away. Coyote.
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  Coyote. That's the be quiet part, only
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  not that nice. So Jesus said he says hey, who's
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  yelling and everybody points to Barta missed it.
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  Only he doesn't know they're pointing at him because he can't
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  see. Barta missed it.
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  That's right. So Jesus says, come on over
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  here. And he does.
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  Who does? Barta missed it.
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  Yeah, but he's blind. I know, huh?
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  But Barta missed it. Gets up and somehow walks over
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  to Jesus and Jesus says, what do you want me to do?
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  And everybody's thinking, just give him some pesos and he'll be
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  quiet. That's what we always do.
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  But Barta missed it. Doesn't ask for pesos, he says,
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  I want to see. So Jesus says your face has made
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  you well. His face.
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  Yeah, I guess he was good looking or something.
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  Wait, I know this story. You have it mixed up.
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  No way it's in the Bible, man. It is in the Bible.
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  It's the story of blind Bartimaeus.
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  When Jesus was walking by, Bartimaeus yelled.
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  Jesus, have mercy on me, not Jesus, can you see me?
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  Well, it sounds like Jesus. Can you see me?
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  And Jesus said your faith has made you well.
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  Not his face. Are you sure?
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  I'm sure Taco, the word for today, is strong because
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  Bartimaeus was strong. He was.
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  Think about it. He yelled for Jesus even after
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  everyone told him to be quiet because he knew Jesus could heal
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  him. Oh.
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  Yeah, most people would have listened to the crowd and
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  stopped yelling. That's right.
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  And when Jesus told him to come to him, he didn't argue and try
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  to say he couldn't because he was blind.
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  He got up and made his way to Jesus.
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  Mark 923 says all things are possible to him who believes.
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  It takes strength to believe. Yeah, 'cause I was thinking that
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  I would have said, are you crazy?
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  Jesus, I can't see. I'm Barta missed it.
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  His name wasn't Barta. Missed it.
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  It was Bartimaeus. Bartimaeus.
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  Now do you see what I meant by you have it mixed up?
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  Yeah, I guess you could say the story of Barta missed it was
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  told by Baco, mixed it, you know, like a DJI mixed it.
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  It's one day Jesus was teaching in the temple and he sees this
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  fajita man. What?
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  A vijita. You know, a grandma, An old
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  lady. Anyways, she was old and bent
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  over. Bent over.
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  Yeah, I think she was looking for something on the ground or
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  maybe she lost her contact. I don't know, man.
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  But she had been like that for like 18 years, man. 18 years?
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  Why didn't she just buy some new contacts?
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  I know, right? Well, maybe she didn't have any
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  money. I I don't know.
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  So, so anyway, Jesus sees her and he says to her, Hey, come
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  over here for a minute. Wait, why didn't Jesus go over
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  to her? See, that's what I thought Maya
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  Willita would have said. If you want me, you come over
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  over here. But this vijita walks over to
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  Jesus, and Jesus says to her, Dear woman, you are healed of
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  your sickness. So she stopped looking for her
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  contacts. So he healed her eyes.
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  Well, I guess so, because she stopped looking on the ground
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  after that. The Bible says she stood up
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  straight. Wait a minute.
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  She wasn't looking for her contact.
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  She was bent over because she was crippled.
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  She couldn't stand up straight. OK, I'll buy it.
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  Don't you see, Paco? Jesus is caring.
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  That's our word for today. Caring.
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  That's why she walked over to Jesus.
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  She could tell he was caring. Caring.
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  You mean like Jesus was carrying something heavy in his arms so
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  he was tired and said come over here because my back is hurting
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  me more than your back is hurting you from bending over
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  all day? No, no, no, not caring, caring.
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  The old lady walked over to Jesus because she could tell by
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  his words when he called her that he cared for her, that he
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  loved her. And Jesus didn't call her old
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  lady like everyone else did. He called her dear woman and
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  then he healed her. Mark 1618 says lay hands on the
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  sick and they will be healed. That's caring.
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  That reminds me of the time I was carrying the groceries for
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  my Mama because I was caring that they were too heavy for her
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  and I was caring for my little sister when I was carrying her
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  home after she fell and hurt her knees.
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  And one one time I was carrying the trash out of the house
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  because I was carrying how bad it smelt what I say.
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  Why do you always leave when I'm trying to talk to you?
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  That's not very caring. Maybe he left because I'm
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  carrying this too far. So one day Jesus is hungry and
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  he sees a fig tree. What's a fig?
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  Tree. It's a tree that grows figs.
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  What's a fig? Man, I don't know, it's like an
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  an apple or maybe a Peach, but it's a fig.
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  Some kind of fruit, huh? I.
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  Guess anyways, so Jesus walks over to the tree to get a fig to
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  eat, but it doesn't have any figs on it.
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  So then Jesus says to the tree, hey, if I can't have a fig,
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  nobody can have a fig from now on, man.
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  What does that? Mean.
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  It's like he said to the tree. You're dead, man.
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  He threatened the tree. It's in the Bible.
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  So then the next day when they walk by the tree, it's laying on
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  the ground dead. And Peter says to Jesus, Jesus,
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  look, the tree is dead. And Jesus says, of course it's
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  dead. I told it to die.
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  Have a little faith in what I say, man.
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  Your words bring death or life. Proverbs, 1821.
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  But that's not all. Then Jesus tells his homies,
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  hey, see that mountain? If you say to that mountain, get
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  out of my way. And you don't think you're crazy
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  for saying it, but you really believe it has to move out of
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  your way because you told it to. It will.
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  It will what? Move.
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  Aren't you listening? Jesus said that whatever you
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  pray for, believing you have it, you'll get it.
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  Do you get it? That's courageous.
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  Courageous. Some people think it's crazy.
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  It's not crazy, it's courageous. That's our word for today.
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  It takes courage to speak to your problems and tell them to
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  go. It takes courage to believe that
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  God in you is greater than any problem in your life.
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  It takes courage to believe that your words have the power of
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  life or death. Well, I guess I'm not
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  courageous. I don't know if I could tell a
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  mountain to jump into the ocean. Well, you have to start small,
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  Paco. Learn to talk to little
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  problems. You know, like being afraid to
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  make new friends. Tell the fear to go away and
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  then go talk to that new kid at school.
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  Or when you start to feel like you might be getting sick, tell
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  the symptom to go. Get it?
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  Instead of telling a mountain to jump into the ocean, tell an
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  anthill to jump in a puddle. Yeah, Puckle, that's good.
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  But you know what I'm really good at?
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  What? Getting a fish to jump in his
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  bowl. Ah, come on, at least give me a
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  chance to tell you to jump before you do.
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  You're not helping me be courageous.