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404: My First Kill · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Daniel, will get your present. Sorry, did you get your present?
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  Speaker 1: We sent you a present, Daniel, did you get it? No,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't send you a present. I sent you a present.
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  Speaker 1: We did, we did it. Yeah, though we were sending
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  Speaker 1: it all for you. You're an interloper. Well your door?
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  Speaker 1: Did you get your set up yet? Zach? No, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I have to buy this piece of hardware that I
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  Speaker 1: went on Amazon. It's not going to be for better
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  Speaker 1: or for worse. It's not going to be here for
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  Speaker 1: a minute. So you have some time to decide. You
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  Speaker 1: have some time to decide if this is a bad
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  Speaker 1: idea or not. Well, Danil showed me what I need.
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  Speaker 1: I need this pad, this sample pad thing, and I
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  Speaker 1: found one on Amazon, and the one that we both
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  Speaker 1: said was perfect. You know, it wasn't coming right away.
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  Speaker 1: It's like going to be like, you know, a couple
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  Speaker 1: of weeks. Oh, a couple of weeks. Okay, it's funny
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  Speaker 1: in two thousand and twenty one, and like you buy
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  Speaker 1: something and they're like a couple weeks, why isn't it here?
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  Speaker 1: Like prime, like the next day, why isn't here right now? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so you have a couple of weeks to decide if
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  Speaker 1: it was a horrible idea to get to turn your
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  Speaker 1: key for that when they say when they say a
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  Speaker 1: couple of weeks, you're like, I'm not pretty ordering this ship.
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  Speaker 1: It should be here tomorrow. I know you're like a
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  Speaker 1: couple of a mistake, right? Did I put it in wrong? Standard?
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  Speaker 1: This thing on your explore tab on Instagram where women
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  Speaker 1: aren't doing I don't know the song, but it's I
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  Speaker 1: can this is the part I know, small waist, pretty
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  Speaker 1: faced with a big bank. I know exactly what you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about. Okay, listen, It's all of our Instagram and
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  Speaker 1: I'm not on TikTok, so I imagine this is the
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  Speaker 1: TikTok thing. And I imagine so you know, on TikTok
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  Speaker 1: these folks do a dance, do dances right, and then
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  Speaker 1: now it's coming onto the Instagram explore tab. I think
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  Speaker 1: that people are just just copying these are putting them on,
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  Speaker 1: or maybe the people who do the dance or doing it.
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  Speaker 1: But this particular dance is we like it? Well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: I have feelings about it because sometimes I mean like
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  Speaker 1: you and I both don't mind it A nice tush
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  Speaker 1: and the song seems to feature women bouncing their booties. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: have you seen the silhouette challenge too? No? What's the
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  Speaker 1: silhouette challenge? Oh, it's great. What's the song that they're
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  Speaker 1: using for the silhouette challenge? It's like, it's like a
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  Speaker 1: clover tower head on My show? And then so what
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  Speaker 1: are they doing with the silhouette? So it starts off dude,
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  Speaker 1: damn booty bo boo writing a girl standing there in
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  Speaker 1: like some baggy outfit or something that's not revealing. She's
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  Speaker 1: gonna transform. Then goes put your head on My show.
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  Speaker 1: And when it goes to show like this, bass kicks
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  Speaker 1: in and it turns real like modern and now the
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  Speaker 1: clothes are off and the room turns red and it's
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  Speaker 1: just a silhouette of the body. And some of them
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  Speaker 1: were dope, some of them are really really funny. Some
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  Speaker 1: of them want to do it. Someone don't get rid,
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  Speaker 1: Like Tiffany Hattish got the best one, I think out
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  Speaker 1: of all of them, with her in common where she's doing,
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  Speaker 1: she does the whole thing, and then she shows her
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  Speaker 1: curves and then Common comes in and then it gets
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  Speaker 1: a little you know, Bridgerton on your Real quick you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like steamy like that, and then
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  Speaker 1: and she has on a wig during the whole thing,
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  Speaker 1: and then she pulls it off and she's bald, and
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  Speaker 1: then it pauses for a second. But I don't think
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind. Shoot Tiffany find it in the motherfucking dog. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I this thing, this song is
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  Speaker 1: in my head now and I'm found myself walking around
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  Speaker 1: singing small ways pretty fast with a big bank. And
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  Speaker 1: I had to google the big bank. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: get it from the video, but again, a big tush. Indeed,
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  Speaker 1: what's the video that you're talking about? Well, all these
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  Speaker 1: when you say, when you say big bank, you said
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  Speaker 1: you get it from the video, but they're talking about
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  Speaker 1: a big tush. Well, when they do their dance, there's
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  Speaker 1: a choreography to it. I'll do it for you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait. You go like this, you go, you go,
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  Speaker 1: you pull up your shirt and you go, small waist,
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  Speaker 1: pretty face with a big bank, and then you then
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  Speaker 1: you bounce it. Nailed it. I'm sorry you don't get
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  Speaker 1: to see that, but it's glorious. I don't have enough.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have enough bank. I guess I don't know. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: it bounced a little bit. Yeah, there was some change
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  Speaker 1: in there with you got some change in the bank.
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  Speaker 1: I was walking around my yard today, like turning it
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  Speaker 1: into like an opera. It's like small face pretty with
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  Speaker 1: a big bag. But the people that are doing it seriously,
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  Speaker 1: I feel bad for them, Like, I mean, it's one
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  Speaker 1: thing to spoof it and like be stupid about it.
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  Speaker 1: But don't you think it's I don't know, there's people
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  Speaker 1: doing it like showing off their I'm not. I guess
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  Speaker 1: that's I guess it's the point. I guess it's the
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  Speaker 1: point of your attention. If you get your attention by
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  Speaker 1: showing you a big bank and you take it seriously,
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  Speaker 1: good for you. Man. The girls all seem to do
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  Speaker 1: a laugh like, oh, isn't this so silly that I
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  Speaker 1: did this? You know I didn't add that to mine.
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  Speaker 1: Let me add that long. Okay, you gotta part of
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  Speaker 1: the thing is that you do a giggle, like I'm
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  Speaker 1: not taking this seriously. This isn't so weird that we're
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  Speaker 1: all doing I read small ways pretty safe, I added,
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  Speaker 1: you guys didn't see if I added the laugh. I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe I'm doing this. Oh, I've reached that please
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  Speaker 1: never apologize. I've reached the level of quarantine where I'm
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  Speaker 1: fucking doing TikTok videos from myself. Good good, Express yourself
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  Speaker 1: with us, express yourself. Hey, hey, hey, let's get into
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  Speaker 1: the show man, let's just get into the show. Is
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  Speaker 1: there's your baby? Count us in. Welcome fans. We love you,
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  Speaker 1: We're here for you. We're here to tell you some
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  Speaker 1: funny stories. Donald count us in to America's favorite theme song.
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  Speaker 1: Wait before we do that, channel Joe will Yeah, Hi, Hi, great,
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  Speaker 1: it's going Yeah, we're great. It's going very well. Right on,
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  Speaker 1: right on six seven, eight. Stories about show we made,
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  Speaker 1: about a bunch of docs and nurses. Stories. Gather around here,
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  Speaker 1: get around here. Happy Friday, Happy Friday to you, Happy Friday.
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  Speaker 1: You know, no la restaurants outside. I've been realp And
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  Speaker 1: how do we feel do we feel brave enough to
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  Speaker 1: try to know? Not yet? I'm not eat because the idea,
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  Speaker 1: the idea of going and sitting outside, if the tables
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  Speaker 1: were spaced apart, is so enticing, isn't it to like
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  Speaker 1: a little smidgeon of normalcy? I did it once at
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  Speaker 1: the top of quarantine last year, and it was It
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  Speaker 1: creaked me out. Like at first, I was like, oh
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  Speaker 1: my gosh, just like back to regular, Like we were
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  Speaker 1: maybe two months in and I was like, yeah, I'll
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  Speaker 1: just like go with some friends. It's very spacious they
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  Speaker 1: had and they were like really respecting all of the rules,
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  Speaker 1: like it's like eight feet away, but then everybody has
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  Speaker 1: their mass off and you has to know we're outside,
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: but still we know that. It hangs in the air
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  Speaker 1: for like a full sixteen minutes and it's like it
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  Speaker 1: and then the waiters are coming up and I feel
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  Speaker 1: so bad. They're like shielded and masked and they're interacting
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  Speaker 1: with all these people and they're touching cash, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: this is not good. Like this, there's too many warning
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  Speaker 1: signs every couple of minutes. It really freaked me out. Well,
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  Speaker 1: there's a restaurant that Donald and I. There's that where
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  Speaker 1: they have an outside. I'm not going to reveal it
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  Speaker 1: because I don't want people blow up our spot. But
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  Speaker 1: they do it in a very safe way. All the
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  Speaker 1: tables are spaced, the waiters are in shield. You don't
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  Speaker 1: you do a queue what do you call a q
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  Speaker 1: R code for the menu? You don't you don't touch anything.
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  Speaker 1: There's no cash it's credit cards only. Okay, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just sad. I'm probably not gonna do it,
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  Speaker 1: but I got to be a second. It'll be It'll
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  Speaker 1: be a second. I will say this, Joe, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know about outside. If it hangs in the air like that,
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  Speaker 1: I think breeze and things like that, and particles drop
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  Speaker 1: when outside, I think when it's well, this is we
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  Speaker 1: know that outside is one step better than inside, know
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  Speaker 1: better than inside. So I don't want to put I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to scare anybody. Because when you said that,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, wait a second, sixteen minutes in the
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  Speaker 1: air outside, how does that possible? It kind of freaked
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  Speaker 1: me out a little bit, So I say, I mean
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  Speaker 1: to freak you out. Donald's not even gonna go outside?
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  Speaker 1: Well you should. You should definitely feel people much r
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  Speaker 1: than I say. It's it's good outside, just wear your
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  Speaker 1: mask and it's fine. But you can't keep your mask
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  Speaker 1: on if you're eating. Well. Now, even they're saying, even out,
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  Speaker 1: they're saying, as long as you maintain say, pretend like
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  Speaker 1: everybody has it right, and pretend like you have it obviously,
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  Speaker 1: and so keep your keep your mask on. But if
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  Speaker 1: you maintain, if you maintain the social distancing, it's okay
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  Speaker 1: to run around with you know, exercise without your mask on,
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  Speaker 1: you know, in areas where people are as long as
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  Speaker 1: you're maintaining your space. It has to it has to be.
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  Speaker 1: The distance has to be there. Do you spend today, Donald,
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  Speaker 1: I did not spend today interesting today. I thought we
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  Speaker 1: were doing this a peloton down with each other and
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  Speaker 1: you look great. I'm lost. Wait, I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you notice a little bit let me. I know, I
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  Speaker 1: know you saw it in the video when I did
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  Speaker 1: my big bank, but yeah, I've lost ten pounds, Zach, goody, congratulations,
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  Speaker 1: thank you very much. I'm excited about it. I'm happy
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  Speaker 1: for you. My brother, I am doing it too. I
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  Speaker 1: have an new guy used today. They all every pelotonic
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  Speaker 1: structor has a different catchphrase, and his is he goes
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  Speaker 1: if you feel if forgetting what it is? His name yo,
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  Speaker 1: he's an Asian British guy and he's really fun and oh,
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  Speaker 1: he goes if he feels good and you know you should,
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  Speaker 1: let's turn it up three more points. All right, if
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  Speaker 1: it feels good and you know you should, let's turn
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  Speaker 1: it up five more points. Oh, my gosh, not turning
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  Speaker 1: the British accent justice. My girlfriend would be cringing. But
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  Speaker 1: I suck at a British accent like I can only
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  Speaker 1: do like the whiney guy from Freaking Harry Potter or
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  Speaker 1: Monty Python We're going on the walk allis. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: good at it either. Every time I do it, my
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  Speaker 1: my girlfriend and her family are like, oh Jesus, that bad.
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  Speaker 1: You know what we should do whenever anybody from the
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  Speaker 1: the Great Britain area does American accent, we should act
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  Speaker 1: like it sucks even though it's really good. We should
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  Speaker 1: be like, problem is, problem is they they're they're often
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  Speaker 1: very good at I mean, flow is flawless. Out of it.
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  Speaker 1: Act like act like she sucks, pretend she sucks. Just lie,
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  Speaker 1: fuck it, fuck it. Lie what she goes she doesn't know.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't really know because she goes on sets and
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  Speaker 1: people are like, wow, well there. You could be like,
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  Speaker 1: they've been lying to you. They've been lying. There lying,
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  Speaker 1: they've been lying, They've been lying. She doesn't really know.
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  Speaker 1: At the end of the day, she could be like,
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  Speaker 1: am I saying it right? You could cast doubt because
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  Speaker 1: it's not her native tongue. It's not that British. British
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  Speaker 1: people are better at doing American accents, although if you're
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  Speaker 1: not a professional, like an actor. My experience is that
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  Speaker 1: a lot of times they sound they revert to like
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  Speaker 1: the valley girl thing. They go, oh my god, you
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  Speaker 1: guys like that's their default, right, because that's what they think.
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  Speaker 1: Americans all sound like, oh my god, you go like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it one hundred. I have yet to
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  Speaker 1: hear a British dude sound exactly like they're from Brooklyn
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  Speaker 1: or something like that. I've yet to hear that. I've
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  Speaker 1: yet to hear that I've seen. I've seen British dudes
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  Speaker 1: uh come across as tough and uh as American hoods do,
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  Speaker 1: but I've yet to see them come across with the
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  Speaker 1: you know where. I was like, damn, that dude, he's
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  Speaker 1: where is he from? He's from where? That's that's like
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  Speaker 1: from Brooklyn, that's like from Manhattan, or that's like from Uptown,
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  Speaker 1: or that's like from the brook I can't find. I
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  Speaker 1: can't find one. I can't find Because most people that
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  Speaker 1: play these characters are people from California or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: It's rare that you have people that there are a
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  Speaker 1: few people. There are a few, but it's rare that
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  Speaker 1: you have them actually playing Brooklyn Nights, or people from Manhattan,
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  Speaker 1: or people from the tri State or from New York
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  Speaker 1: or something like that playing these characters. Usually somebody from Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: I was just going to add that I'm tempted to
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  Speaker 1: agree with Donald in the sense that, like, uh, it's
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  Speaker 1: tough to do American dialects. I think there's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of you know, British actors and people from different countries
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  Speaker 1: who do a very standard American engineer Well totally get
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  Speaker 1: it off. And the only person that I was going
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  Speaker 1: to throw out there I think does a particular dialect
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  Speaker 1: well is Dominic West in the wire, his his very
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  Speaker 1: his Baltimore is what about sorry that I forgot the
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  Speaker 1: name of that amazing African Americana. He does it pretty
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  Speaker 1: good sounds. Look, he Alba is dope and he's you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean, he still has his little British
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  Speaker 1: things in him when he's when he's acting dude, but
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  Speaker 1: he's the five don't get it twisted. I think interest
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  Speaker 1: is the man. I mean, like, I think he could
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  Speaker 1: do don't don't all of a sudden turn me into
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  Speaker 1: a Haita and stuff like that. But here's a perfect
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  Speaker 1: examp you know who sounded like it and he's not
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  Speaker 1: from there? Was would would you know? I would believe
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  Speaker 1: would more than I would believe An. Yet he's out
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  Speaker 1: the cast because he actually has a genuine connection to
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  Speaker 1: that type of urban American uh urban light. So you
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  Speaker 1: want to talk about accents, yes, I agree with you.
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  Speaker 1: British people do great American accents, but when you go specific,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about all that just yet. I've yet
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  Speaker 1: to see it. Sir. Sharonin is pretty amazing too. I'm
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  Speaker 1: always surprised when I see her speak with her natural
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  Speaker 1: Irish brogue. Is that what you call it? Ye? Well yeah, Donald,
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: should we get into this, baby girl? Yeah, let's do this,
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  Speaker 1: Hey yo, Daniel, funny episode, no doubt, Daniel, I feel
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  Speaker 1: like this beat, it might be a little uh whoa,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like this one. I feel like this beat
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  Speaker 1: might be a little Adam's family ish. You'll understand what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. When we're done, you're ready, you want him
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  Speaker 1: to change? Hold on, you want to chant the beat?
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  Speaker 1: Here we go, and if you don't need to stop watch,
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: but the last beat was fuego. They're always pretty thank
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  Speaker 1: you are ready? And hey yo, Carla lose his rowdy,
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  Speaker 1: Janet have a squirrel army Turk, streams of coming true
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  Speaker 1: and Elliott fights with Molly Jake Deep doesn't want to
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  Speaker 1: hurt nobody that Todd has superhery. He enters and it's comedy.
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  Speaker 1: The talk side is so powerful and useful. If you're fearing,
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  Speaker 1: beer can save Like that's crazy, right, Like what you're
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: hearing Big Doctor's real friends, DJ, Danielle Joel, Monique dB.
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  Speaker 1: That's the recap under a subploster. Turn your key, who
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  Speaker 1: here we go? Incredible, He's got your Hamilton bag dy. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: that's the best one you've ever done. I look like,
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: look I got goosebumps. That's the best one you've ever done.
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  Speaker 1: And you hit thirty two seconds. My god, damn not
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  Speaker 1: even thirty. I was trying to get thirty dude, what
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  Speaker 1: was I have so many amazing What led you to
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  Speaker 1: take it so much? Manjana fire in my day so much, Rawana,
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  Speaker 1: It's fine in my day today. O. Wait, so you're
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  Speaker 1: crediting Ganja for that, because I would have. I was
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  Speaker 1: sitting in my house watching my kids and I was bored. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so they were doing their zoom and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna write this down so like a rap song.
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  Speaker 1: It was a combina. But but but you always are
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  Speaker 1: high when you write these, and this one was particularly great.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. Something got into me today.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like, ODB, something got in down. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: you gotta make sure the beat is worthy of that
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  Speaker 1: I was. I was just going to say a little
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: peak behind the curtain. All the beats that I've played
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  Speaker 1: you are like you know, beats that I've made over
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  Speaker 1: the past, like four or five years whatever that I
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  Speaker 1: was pulled from the bank and just like you know,
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  Speaker 1: little bits here and there, this is gonna be Oh
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  Speaker 1: you might do any you were an original, Well they've
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  Speaker 1: all been original. Might do one just pletely fresh? This
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  Speaker 1: is this is this, this will be this will be intended. Damn,
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  Speaker 1: this is gonna be a there's gonna be a brand
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  Speaker 1: new one for you. Well, let's see, it's the fans
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  Speaker 1: like it. Maybe well every once love it. They're gonna
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  Speaker 1: love it. What I'm a fan of yours and I
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  Speaker 1: love it. So I don't know why anyone wouldn't that
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  Speaker 1: was really good. This episode is very funny. I laughed
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  Speaker 1: a lot. Did we meet Stephen for the first time.
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  Speaker 1: This is the episode where Stephen comes into our family
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: where I was I was so confused because I thought
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: he came in a different way. I had no idea
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: that the janitor was spoiler alert, I didn't had no
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: idea that the janitor actually named Stephen and found Stephen.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I had no idea. It becomes sort of attached to Stephen.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: He really doesn't want Carla to take him, and he
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: he sort of laments that he he's not going to
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: be able to take him to the park. He really
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: bonded the janitor. Now, this is one of the more surreal.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: This is one of those things where Bill, you know,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: we joke about how Bill probably should have put it
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: in a fantasy but chose to put it in the
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: real world. And that is that the nitor captures squirrels,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: kills them, taxidermis them, and collects them and has made
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: a squirrel army. Not only that he's he's holding committee.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: He's holding meetings like a committee. Yes, yes, and he's
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: obviously schizophrenic or some condition because he believes that they're
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: all talking back to him and says, like, Gregory, do
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: you mind if I lead the meeting? Right? Yeah? And
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: he doesn't discriminate on names either, like there's Leroy, there's
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: there's a bunch of different names. It's so bizarre but
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: funny that the janitor has a squirrel army. I remember,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: I remember them, the prop guys, trying to collect enough
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: taxidermy squirrels. You can tell that it's like sort of
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: a bad comp of copy and pasting more into the shot.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: But I don't think he really I don't think they
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: certainly didn't make end or track down what looks like
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: fifty taxidermy squirrels. He also so to squirrel army for Stephen.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: So Rowdy's lost. He feels bad. He goes searching, can't
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: find then takes his squirrel, puts his squirrel army up
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: so that he can get Stephen and give Stephen the
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Carlos Socarlo won't get in trouble. Yeah, he does a trade.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: He does a trade. Now, I understand leaving something on
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: your roof. We've all done it, A coffee cup, a
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: stack of papers. Would Carlo really accidentally Why did Carly
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: even put Rowdy on the roof. I don't know what
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: was going on in her day that she thought, while
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I quickly get my keys, I'm gonna put Rowdy on
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: the roof of the car. It just doesn't make any sense.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: He put him down on the ground. He's he's a dog.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: She didn't well, it's clear she's clearly she doesn't see
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Rowdy as a dog anymore. It's now, I just don't
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: understand donald the movements that went quickly while I do
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: X Y or Z, I'm going to place him on
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: the roof of my car. Right, You gotta kind of
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: bet it. Does it have a lift? You gotta you
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: gotta lift. There's there's extra energy where it's putting it down.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Seems like the easier. How bad was that backwards effect
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: of the of Rowdy falling off the car and then
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: landing perfectly in front of that kid? That was so bad?
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: How about Carla taking Rowdy to get washed, right and
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Danny rose, Yeah, So if you're curious and you want
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: to and you're someone who goes back. It looks at
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: these after we talk about them. In the scene where
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Carla is trying to get Rowdy cleaned by a groomer,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: there's two guys behind the counter, and there's one who's
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: washing a dog or cleaning a dog whatever, grooming a dog,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: and he's like, no, And that's Danny Rose, who was
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Bill's assistant when we started. He was in all of
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: our first auditions with Bill. He was really really involved
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: in the casting and the show with Bill. He was
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: the one I used to bug all the time when
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: we before we ever went to before we went to production,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: to the pilot. I should be like, Danny, when do
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: we go? Man, I need this money. Dude. I used
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: to call him all the time. What day are we going?
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: When do I shoot? Yeah? So anyway, he then, of
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: course over the years got promoted and got promoted. By
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: the end he was he was running post production for
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: the show. And by the way Bill texted me this
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: morning was so funny. He was like wanting to come on.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: He's like, hey, when can I come back on? I
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: was like, I was like, dude, you can come on
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: whenever you want. The fans love it. We just assume
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: you're You're such a mugul, You're so busy. He's like,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I can come on? When can I come on? It
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: was the most random text. He was like fishing from
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: when he could be invited back on the show. I
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: think he loves coming on more than he would admit. Well,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: he thinks it's his show man, it's indirectly his show
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: right at the end. Well, at the end of the day,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: it is yours, Bill, it's your show, Bill, and I'm
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: glad that you love it, but he's your show. I
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: was like, I was like, come on, how about I
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: go have Tuesday? And he goes, okay, I go. He
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: goes try to send an interrupting bill. In the meantime,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I was like, if you want to send an interrupt
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: you know what, it would be funny if he did,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: if he was on the show and then sent an
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: interrupting bill. Also, that's a great ideas. Next level, I
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: would love her. That's like inception Bill sception. He just
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: finished shooting. He's done ahead of the class remake. Oh nice,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: And I believe it's stars instead of an old white guy,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: a young Hispanic woman. The actress whose name I don't know,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: will you look it up for me? J While she
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: was the I guess the on one day at a time,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: she was the oldest talking about I believe she If
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not mistaken, she's the star of Bill's Out of
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: the Class remake Good actress Isabella Gomez. Yeah, yeah, what's
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: the ex now that people do joel latin X, oh
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: latin X, latin X or latin X huh what say? Oh? Okay,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: so Latina if you're a female, Latino if you're male.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: People were like, I fall in between those binaries. Latin
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: X has come about as a way of like, hey,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: this describes all of our community. Everyone can fit under
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: this banner, all right, so they so, so people prefer
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: that as just saying Latina or Latino. They it's still
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: very hotly contested amongst the latin X community and part
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: of it. But I've definitely yeah, I want to be
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: respectful of whatever. Yeah, whenever they prefer, I feel like
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: it's it's a perfectly respectable term to use. I don't
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: think anyone's gonna be like no, but there still is,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: like some some conversation happening. Is this where X Tina
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: came from? No? No, okay, so this isn't where Christina.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: This is much later. But yeah, that's like X miss
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: you've heard of latin X, right donald or No? No,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: it's my first time I've ever hear another way, I'm
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: a week off Twitter? Can I get thunderous appause for
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: being a week off Twitter? You miss my you missed
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: my big announcement yesterday, though you did. What's your big announcement?
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: That was five? What? Slow it down? Slow down? Daniel?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Got a PS five? Oh? Okay, that would be great
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: if you came out on Twitter. Daniel, I support I
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: support you, whether it's my anniversary with my girlfriends in
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: two weeks. Got why are you getting all the come on?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I was trying to PS five Daniel? Why are you
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: so quick to want to be gay? Were all a
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: little gay? Dwn? Oh? God, okay some of us a
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: lot o wame? You got a PS five? That's what
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: you're celebrating. Yes, yes, as you're coming out? But okay,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: got what game did you play? What? What? What is
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: your most exciting game you've started playing on the has five?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Oh it hasn't gotten here yet. One it was? It
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: was I won the rally yesterday of beating the box
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: to the Walmart final to the final button. So you'll
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: be more excited by what's outside your door when we're
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: done with the show. Because Mark has dropped off a
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: signed copy of the garden. It's there right now, Vinyl,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: it should be. He went out the game, go see
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: if it's there. If it's not there, then he then
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: he's out. It's on its way. Daniel was in his underwear.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I just want you to know he wasn't that was
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: his underwear, Dude, he was in boxer. He was in
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: boxer's just now that was what That was his under
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: was that not his underwear? D come to work underwear?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: You know his job. He's not coming to work in
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: his underwear. Okay, stand up and expose himself and let's
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: let's see what happens when he walks back. That's how
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: people go. That's how people get ruined their careers. First
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: of all, First of all, wireless headphones. So I'm just
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: taking a second. Of all, these are called shorts by bro.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: They look like I know where I dude by my
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: knee shorts? What are you talking about? They have they
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: have pockets. I'm not alan iverson here. I'm not like
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: fighting to have shorts below the knee or something. I like,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: did you yeah, you know that the NBA players never
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: were allowed to wear those shorts below their knees, and
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: so as baggy as those shorts got they never went
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: below their knees. They were always at the at You
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: were absolutely right about that, Daniel Daniels this stuff. By
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: the way, I've been watching that show. I know I'm
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: late to it, but the last dance, I think I
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: might like sports. Now, Well, you like the drama. Do
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: you like the drama of it? Well, dramas and all seriousness.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I gotta say that documentaries is Here's how you know
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: that documentary is so well made. I have as as
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: well documented, I have no interest in sports. I'm fascinated
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: by that documentary. It is so well done and I
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: love it. So you know what I love. You'd like
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: a lot to you Watch thirty thirty no Oh has
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: a series of documentaries where it's like the great emotional
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: highs and loads of sports and just real, really deep guys.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: And then they have short ones too, they're like eight
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: minutes long. I'm obsessed. You would love that. Watch the
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Dennis Rodman one. You'd like that one, especially while watching
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: this thirty foot watching the one that you're watching right now.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Watch the Dennis Rodman one. The filmmaker who made this,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: this this last dance is clearly so talented. I mean,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm so well told, and then they're so good.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I'm getting goosebumps as I think about it, just the
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: way they like. They'll have the cold open and then
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: they'll be something you'll be said, and then they'll cut
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: to the fucking title sequence, and it's so good. It's
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: so dramatic, and Jordan is such an interesting I love
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: now I know why all they had all those memes
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: of Jordan's smiling looking at the eyepads and him saying,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: and I took that ship personal. That is the truth, dude. Yeah, listen,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I wish I wish I had that button where I
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: could take anything anyone said and be like, oh really, well,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: let me prove why I gotta tell you. Let me
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: prove if anyone, if you're listening and you need any
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: inspiration for caters being your motivators, this guy, no matter
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: what happened, would use it and go Okay, motherfucker's you
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: don't you doubt me or you doubt my team? You
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: doubt what we can do? Watch No, it's not you
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: doubt my team. It's definitely not you doubt my team.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: It's you doubt me. Yeah, you doubt I'm Michael motherfucking Jordan, dude.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: But I thought it was really But I thought I
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: just thought it was inspirational from a forget sports point
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: of view, just a human being that is so driven
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: and so competitive that he feeds off of people doubting him.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: He feeds off of people saying you're done, it's over.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I just thought that was really inspiring, inspiring for for people.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: You know, no matter what you do, that you can go, okay,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: all right, watch yeah, and then do it. All right,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go to break and when we come back,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: we're gonna actually talk about things more than just rowdy.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I have this, I wrote down so much for this episode.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: But wait, if you had Adams made fun of and
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I'm really not okay with him, we'll talk about what
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back and we're bad. Bill would occasionally
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: take digs at us and our own physical appearance, like
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: the fact that this episode has a whole thing about
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: how I have a giant Adam's apple. Well, yeah, there's that.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: But we can't stop the rowdy talk just yet. Dude,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I do want to get into that. But I gasped
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: out loud when Carla dropped rowdy. We gasped in the show,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I really gasped out loud. I was like, oh, like,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: how dare you? Our collective gasped together? Was really funny.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I laughed at that. I did it with us accidentally,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: like it was simultaneously I did it. Let's go to
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: the top. So JD wears leg warmers to the Jim.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: We learned that Cox accuses him of wearing leg warmers
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: while he's on the on the on the ball. How
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: is Dug still working at this hospital? Dude? How does
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: he still he should be fired by now? It's so
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: funny that Cox goes, Doug has killed so many patients
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: that he might be a government operative. By the way,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: he noticed that when Cox says, go Doug, Doug, Dug,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: go go go you idiot, she doesn't have the right thing.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: And he goes over there and they reveal like it's
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: a young girl. Like he's like, he's not just fucking
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: he's not just sucking up with seniors. He's sucking up
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: with like children. No, he goes to the wrong bed. No,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: there's another there's two girls, just two young girls and
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: two beds next to each other. Wow, I mean it
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: was probably just you know, someone put the background person there,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: but I just thought it was funny that it's a kid. Well,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: he eventually gets moved to the Morgue where it's safer
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: for Doug to work because he knows about I don't
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: know when that happens, but it's coming up soon. Hanging
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: up because it has to pay off soon, because this
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: dude's got to get out of there. I'm wearing an
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Alphabet City. I'm wearing Alphabet City T shirt. And you know,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I used to live in Alphabet City. What you know
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: about Alphabet City, bro, I used to live in Alphabet
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: City Avenue A in Seventh Street. Really. Yeah, for those
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: you d did you go below D well, you meant
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: east to east to D, and you can probably go
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: to D now, But when I lived there, you didn't
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: go to D. You didn't go get that D. If
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: you don't know what we're talking about, there's an area
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: of Manhattan called Alphabet City. The avenues, you know, when
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: they get past one, they become ABC D. And when
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I graduated in Northwestern ninety seven, I moved to an
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: apartment one oh three Avenue A, Seventh Street and Avenue A,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: and it was awesome. I mean it was it was
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: a great place to live. You lived on seventh and A. Yeah,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I lived on A and actually there was a restaurant
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: it's no longer there. It was called seven A. And
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I couldn't even afford to eat there. They had a
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: breakfast that was like four bucks, and I couldn't even
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: afford to get the breakfast. I remember, and I remember thinking,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: one day, I'm going to be able to just get
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: up this this, this three dollars breakfast whenever I want.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's this crazy time. That's real talking man,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: that's broke, broke man. Well, I just had, you know,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: you know, I when I first got to college, my
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: parents were helping me out a little bit with with rent,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: and I was paying on music videos and commercials. But
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I certainly didn't have, like you know, I had. I
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: had buy a box of cereal money I didn't have,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: especially when, especially when you could get a bagel and
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: cream cheese for like fifty cent at the deli. You
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: know what I mean exactly it totally. I totally get
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: what you're talking about, Like if I would have spend
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: three dollars. I remember there was a hammett. My dad
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: didn't want us eating pork when we were kids, right,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: but they would get but they would give us like
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: three dollars for lunch, right, and that had to be
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: for the whole day, so I got to eat, uh,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: And usually you would have your lunch tickets for school.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: So I would take the three dollars and I'd go
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: to the arcade and play video games after school. And
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: three dollars at the arcade, that's a lot of video games.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: But there was this ham and cheese sandwich that was
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: a dollar ninety nine. Dude, I remember that, thinking, dude,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: and it was like so much ham cheese, and I
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: hated mayo, so I would make them just putting mustard
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: on it. Nice to be like, yo, it isn't funny
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: when you look back. When we're gonna do this show.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Are we gonna do that show, Joel where we driving
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: around LA and talk about our old haunts? Yeah, Donald
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: should be getting the car next week. We're working on
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: des Yeah, we're gonna be doing a show where we
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: where we driving around. We're gonna it'll be a special
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: episode where we all four of us getting a car
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna drive around LA and just talk about
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: like different things that happened to us. It's gonna be fun.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I can't. I remember I got in so much trouble
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: for buying that sandwich, and I remember, Sorry, I didn't
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: mean to jump your story. I showed my dad the sandwich.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: He was like, what the fuck is this? I was like,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: it's a ham and cheese sandwich. And he took that
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: ship and slammed it so hard in the trash can.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: He was like, you don't ever eat pork? Why was
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: he so anti pork? My dad told him. When I
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: was a kid, my dad would tell me things like,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: pork eats the skin off your veins. Don't eat that shit.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: H I grew up kosher, so I didn't eat pork either. Yeah,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: you know, Uh, that's a good question. I should ask
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: my dad where it came from. I know a lot
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: of African American families stayed away from pork, uh when
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: I was a youth, And I wonder, I wonder what
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: his reason. I should I should ask my father what
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: that is before. Maybe it's the Samuel Jackson reason from fiction.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I don't dig on swine. I just don't dig swine
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: right anyway. So, yeah, alphabet, if you want, if you're
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: if you're walking, if you're in Manhattan, go visit one
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: or three Avenue way and wave for me. How about
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: the giant siptake I take from the punch Bowl. That
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: was funny, very big, very big siptake, very big stake.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: And then we gasped. I laughed at our gasp. And
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: then I don't listen to him. He's drunk on cheese.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Carla's being very aggressive with Rowdy. I just didn't. I
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: didn't like it, even this many years later, I didn't
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: like it. She wants her spaces. That's what's coming. It's coming. Yeah,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be time for me. I'm gonna get kicked out.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: It's pretty soon. You gotta get kicked out, man, it's coming.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: And that's great. That's what's great about Bill and the writers.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: They're building it. It's not going to be something that
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: comes out of nowhere. They're showing you Carla getting sick
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: and tired of all of this stuff. And even even
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: if she's all right with the kind, that's like, I
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: need my own space. It's got to be met Turk
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: because we're gonna start a family. You see it coming, man, Yeah, yeah,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: poor poor g d Rowdy comes to life. That was
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: funny in the Fantasy where all of a sudden he
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: tackles Carla. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then I go, easy boy,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: she ain't worth it. She ain't worth it. She ain't
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: worth it, easy boy, she ain't worth it. Hey, yo,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: I got a question to ask. It's Heather Graham boobing
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: on purpose in this episode. There's a lot of cleavage.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, it's distracting. It's like squeezes. She even squeezes
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: in a couple of times. I don't know. But Ken
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Winningham also framed for it. There's one shot where it's
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: like it just comes around Heather and like her boobs
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: are just bouncing on the bottom of the frame. What
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: uh wow, I noticed it. She looks, she looks great. Yeah,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: and that preempts. You know, you were distracted. You were distracted.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I was very distracted by it. And then when they
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: talk about making out and out of nowhere, Oh my god,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: that's so funny. Twice the Todd runs in, he steals
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: the show every time. Dude, I don't know, I can't,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: I can't. I don't know what it is, but that
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: makes me laugh every time. One time he runs in
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: and he's fresh out of the oh, he's in the
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: middle of surgery. No, he was in with a transplant
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: in they say, they make some joke about kissing each other,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: and he runs in in his O. R. Uniform and
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: he says and they go, no Todd, and he goes
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: back to the transplant right. And then the next time
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: they're arguing and she says, you will make out with
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: me like you said we were gonna do, and out
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: of nowhere from the show, from the showers, they'll sut
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: it up. Sut it up there. I just no Todd.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Oh man, he's funny. Rob mash you, I know you listen.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: You're a funny man and you're very funny. We have
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: this random thing we did on E with with Rob
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: that's coming out. Yes, we have a little surprise for
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: you listeners. I'm gonna give you the first tease. He
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: has the show where they get cast members together and
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: you sort of do some random activities and me and
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Donald did it coming Soon to Eat. Do you know
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: what it's called? No, I don't. It's something like Reunion,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: like road Trip or some shit like that. Road Trip
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: and Joel and Daniel are have have a cameo in
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: it as well. So you visit heaven, and I visit
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: heaven and I see all the people that I've been
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Who's who've died under my watch? Now, I imagine there's
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: way more people than that that have died under my watch,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: but I think these are four years. These are the
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: ones that got featured on the show, including the patient
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I lost in the pilot. Is that who that was? Yeah? Interesting,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't know who that was. Yeah, talking about the
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: old man, Well, they were all pretty senior except for
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Tim Hulbert's wife. But the right but he's what he
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: had a line though, he was like, I forget his line. Yeah,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: they all I think they all had a line. But anyway, Yeah,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: the guy you probably didn't recognize was the guy I
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: lost in the pilot. Yeah, So to remind you audience,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Cox is talking to j D and j d's interns
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: about how you're gonna kill someone it happens, everybody kills someone.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: You're gonna kill someone's gonna be your fault. And so
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: JD really gets insecure because he doesn't think he's accidentally
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: killed anyone. He thinks, you know, people have died, but
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: not not because of a mistake he's made, and so
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: he gets so insecurity even he doesn't even want to
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: do a tricky procedure because he's worried he's gonna kill someone.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: And there's a funny bit of dialogue with one of
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: the women that's under his care, and she says, can
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: I drive my trans am? And he says that's not
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: up to me. It's up to the police and the
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: owners of those horses you killed, and she says they
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: were everywhere, and I go, you were on a race track,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: missus Carter. Yeah, I noticed she mowed down horses on
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: a race track. I noticed something, and this is my
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: first time noticing it. So please don't, please don't make
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: fun of me, Zach. I will never make money. I
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: love you. I know that we're a medical comedy, yes,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: but every time we come into the hospital, there's always
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: a medical joke. Did you notice that that's what anal
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Jesuic is? All of these things are how we start off.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: I always stought, I don't know why, but this is
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: how we start the show off. A lot of times
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: you're implying that the show often opens with a medical
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: related comedy. I don't know if that's okay. It happens
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: a lot. It goes boom boom, and then it's the
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: medical joke, right, bim boom ba bo and then it's
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: the medical joke, and then we go if the show
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: is extra long, Wow. The one that I liked the
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: best is boom boom. Can you imagine you're a composer
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: and you're like, Wow, done? What's his name? Jen? Was
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: that Jan finished my homework? Wow? No? I Jan did
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: a good job. I'm Jan. You're very talented. If you listen.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Those are called stings everybody in the parlance of score,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: when you just need a little moment wow or making
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: to bow bim bill Wow. Molly tells the truth. I
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: love that she can't help Elliott has. Yeah, Elliott has
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: a patient who is an addict and needs a heart transplant,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: and for him to get the heart transplant, his file
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: has to go up against the board and they have
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: to deem him worthy of the transplant because they don't
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: want to give it to someone who's who's still an addict, right,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: and uh, you know this guy, he comes in with
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: this kid, and you know, everybody wants to live, and
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: you know when it's brought to the board, Kelso asks
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Molly straight up, is this guy a liability and she
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: tells the truth and it fractures her relationship with h
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Elliott temporarily, but still, uh, that's the only way to
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: do it, right, Like, if you were put in that situation,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: that's what you do right of course, if you have integrity.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: I mean it speaks a lot to her character. She's like, look,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: you're my friend, but I'm I'm not gonna this is
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: too important for me to not be truthful, right, I don't.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I do think in my experience as a psychologist that
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: he's a he's a great risk to to you know,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: fall off the wagon. But it's still but it's willing
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: to not say anything and let this thing go through. Also, yeah,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: she's letting well she's letting me do her thing. She's
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: not she's not involved until she is. And she didn't
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: and she didn't have to go either. She was. She
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: goes to show Elliott support. You know what, I'll go
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: with you to show support. How about that, I'll hang
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: out And it turns out kels Kelso flips and it's like,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: well we have a Sam Lloyd Ted the lawyer is
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: so oh my god, I loved um. When he goes
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: first of all, they both know his name. Molly and
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Elliott know his name, and he can't believe that they
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: know his name and and uh, and he's like, yeah,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: they can have whatever they want. They know my name,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: and Kelso goes, why don't I open the floor to
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: those people who don't currently have erections? Oh my god,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: that was funny, very funny, very very funny. What about
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: the thing where I got First of all, I saw Beard,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: for say in the ICU, and now I have this
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: total neuroses whenever I see Beard saying, oh, he's everywhere.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Why aren't you in the pharmacy? Bro's everywhere? Yeah? But
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: why is the pharmacist? Because I'm currently on a kick
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: where I think that Beard, for say, is the main
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: pharmacist of the hospital. There's obviously a lot of prescriptions
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: that need filling. It's a huge, old hospital. Why are
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: you in the ICU. I have no idea why he's
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: in the ICU. I have a whole I have a
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: whole thing going on. Beard foots every time I see him,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: not in that, not in the pharmacy. I'm like, bro,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: back down there. Elliot's a pretty petty. Also, how petty
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: is Elliott? Well, she's pissed, she feels betrayed. Yeah, but
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: when she wins, she rubs it in her friend's face. Yeah,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: because she she but then again she was wrong because
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: the guy disappears right. But when she wins, she's like
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: all up in Molly's face, like she pages her. So
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: that's a funny bit though, So she goes, she goes,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: you don't want to mess with me because you know,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: one of the reasons I came in psychologists is I
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: really know how to pinpoint every once in securities really well.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: And and Elliot's like, oh no, you know she was eyebrows.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Elliott cut back to Elliott and she's already sobbing. Her
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: must scatter is running down her face, and I'm like, Elliott,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: are you really that insecure? And she goes John Adams
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Apple and I go My lip starts quivering, and I'm like,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: I need to go, and then then they and then
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: they card cut to me and I'm in a fucking
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: red That ship was hilarious. The red turtle neck, Like,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna wear a turtle neck, why are you
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: mine wearing like you're wearing a red turtle neck while
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: you while you perform a minor surgery too. Yeah, I
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: looked so funny. I think turtle night. I can't pull
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: off a turtle neck, but maybe I should because of
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: my giant Adams apple. But I just think they always
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: look super funny. Yeah, I remember to listen. I remember
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Matthew Perry did that show back in the day where
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: he wore where he used to wear turtlenecks. All not
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Friends Before Friends. Matt Perry has been around forever, right,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: But I remember there was like when I used to
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: ride the subway back in New York City, there was
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: one with him and he was on the show. But
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: the cover, well can you find out what that is?
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that Matt Perry was successful before Friends.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Matt Perry was very successful before Friends. He was in
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: a lot of things before Friends. Actually paid his Friend's
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: gonna be Our our our rewatched show after Scrubs. A
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: lot of people have requested it. The reason my thinking
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: behind it, Donald is it's that and Seinfeld and the
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Office are like the most watched ones. We want to
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: pull the most. I think we should. I think we
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: should be obscure and do things that are a little
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: bit different. I promise you. I think there are some
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: shows that are very funny that we're just as successful,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: that we could do like a different World. I'm trying
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: to tell you right now that would be fire. You
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: watching Hillman College would be fire. But I just don't
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: know as many people would tune in for that, like
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: the audience tuning in. The audience is tuning in for
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Scrubs or obviously, before there was Friends, there was a
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: different world before that was all this Cosby and a
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: different world and Cheers ran Thursday night before Friends and
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: all that stuff, and we can do Cheers, same type
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: of Cheers. No black people the shows, dude, I'm keeping
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: one with you, man. Some of this it's like, look, man,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: what am I I'm gonna watch a bunch of white
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: people tell white people jokes? Nope, not being racist. But
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: that doesn't it doesn't. I can't really know that. I
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: didn't know that you were saying in so many words,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: you want to pick a show Marissa Tome Marissa Tommey
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: is in the first season of A Different World, man,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: there's a white person in that. Ain't no white people
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: in any of these shows you talk about, not Cheers,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: not Friends, not any of them, dude. One hundred Okay, well,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize until now that your objection was related
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: to African American representation. I apologize that you didn't know
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: that Perry had guest spots on West Wing growing all
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: the African American people out there. I'm sorry he didn't
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: know that. Y'all, boys will be Boys? Is that the
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: show you're thinking of me? I think it's Boys will
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Be Boys? I how about when the janitor says, I'm
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: still a little drunk from breakfast? What about you at
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: the strip club with the stripper? That was a great moment,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: as you remember shooting that. I don't, but you could
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: tell I was having a great time. Really looked like
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: you were method acting you. You really was in your bones.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: How about you? So Carla fantasizes a Carla fantasy that
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: she imagines you're in a strip club. Why why is
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: your character on the strip club? Because she tells him
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: he can go to get him off the the scent
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: that Rowdy's missing? Is that said in the show? Did
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I miss it? She says, go to a strip club? Yeah,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: she says, yeah, She gives him the She goes go
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: to a strip club because he's like, I can't find Rowdy.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: An I don't think any woman would actually do that. Okay,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I don't think any woman would be like, Oh, I
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: need to distract my husband. Here's Cash go to his
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: strip club. Carrie brother at the end of the show
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: and Alma, Alma has one joke and the whole show
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: and she nails it. When this is all over, I'm
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: going to kill you. Yeah, so Carrie Brothers Blue Eyes. Yes,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: this had been on the Garden State soundtrack beforehand, just
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: so you know. And Carrie, the funny thing is this
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Carrie singing the song in the karaoke bar. He's singing
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: his own song. I need then today's episode with Blue
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Eyes since we can. Okay, have you ever experienced that before? Though?
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Have you ever experienced karaoke where an artist has walked
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: in and sang their own song? No, that's a thing, Yeah,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: I have experienced that before. Really, where do you remember
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: before it became the Pink Taco What was that? Or
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: it was the sushi spot on Sunset? So it was
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: before it was pink Tacos like Miyagi's or something like that, right, right,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: I think it was something like that. Never went there.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: They used to do Jamie Fox one night. They used
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: to do a karaoke night right, and it would be packed.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: And I say when I say packed, I mean like
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: it would be packed to the point where you be
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: stuck at the bar and maybe people on stage. And
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: it's Hollywood, so you got you know, actors and actresses
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: like you know, Jamie Fox went up once and did
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: a song and he did like doom Baby or something
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: like that with a bunch of his friends. Can do
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: me in the night. Tila Tequila jumped up and sang
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: a song. I forget what it was. Anyway, One night,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: this young lady jumps up on stage, No doubt love it.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I love it. Tequila is one of your examples of it.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: It's gonna get even better. One night, this young lady
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: jumps up on stage and sing Selene Dion's Near Far
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: wherever you are. I believe that the heart right nails it,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: kills it. Immediately after she's done, everybody's going crazy onto
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: the stage walks Whitney Houston, what shut up? If no? No,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: she was gonna cry stay hi, leeing your way? Oh
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: my god, are you sure it was her not an impersonator?
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I know it was her because she came up and
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: said hi. After me and we hugged and everything like that.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, dude sang the whole song kills it.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I felt so bad to a karaoke track, or like
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: a composed to the karaoke track, Oh my god, crushes it.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I felt so bad for the young lady who came
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: up and sang Seline Dion right before that, like she
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: like she murdered it. But the freaking star power you
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: know how you played band in the star power happens
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: and you can that thing hits so hard man, Like
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: the whole room turned like that blue that happens. I
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: felt it. I felt that energy right wow, So she crushes.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: This is where I gets real awesome too, because you
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: know I love this brother. Immediately after, Bobby Brown jumps
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: up on stage and does my prerogative the best night.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: It was the best night ever. It was like it
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: was one of the dude he jumped up on it's
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: my parrogative. Did the whole thing man like it was?
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: It was I could. That's why I ask you, have
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: you ever seen so Carol doing his own song? I
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: get it so in reminding me of one of the
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: most embarrassing moments in our history together do you know
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: what it is? No? You know, you know you like
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: you cringe sometime. I think, remind me if I've told
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: this in the podcast before, but like sometimes do you
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: ever have that thing in your life that happened that
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: makes you cringe and like you have to like shake
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: it off because you're like thinking of how embarrassing it was? Yes,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: well this is one of mine. Donald and I run
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: a party and we were intoxicated and the DJ struck
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: up I don't want no scrub and I both went no, no, no,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no, don't get,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: don't get, don't don't don't letter over the dance no
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: no no, no no no no no no no no
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: no no, and started dancing scrubs. Don't you love me?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: In on this ship that creeps me up? At night? Dude,
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I was on the dance floor dancing with my wife. Alright,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: the song comes on. The song comes on. I remember
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: it because we me and my wife started walking off
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: the dance floor. You're You're gonna buy it comes ZV.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Hot stepping, hot stepping like it was his freaking bart
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: miss for high stepping, like it was his body miss
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: for I don't want no scrubs. The scrubs. It's a
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: gy cake getting no from And I was like pointing,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: like you scrubs embarrassing. I'm telling you. I will be
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: falling asleep and think of that moment and like shiver
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: because it's so embarrassing. But Yo, that happens, all right.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: So like when we were coming up in New York
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. When I was coming up and
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: I would go to clubs. If you went to a
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: club and the DJ was there and you had uh
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: like we're in movies or in TV shows or something
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: like that, and there were songs that were related to that,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: the DJ would play it to acknowledge you and acknowledge
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: the fact that you're at the party. So do you
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: think the DJ did that for us? Definitely? But you
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: were You acted like you had that had never happened
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: to you before, Like the dashbook it happened, I know,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: but you're supposed to act like you've been there before,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: a dog, you're supposed to. I think it was in
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Kate Hudson's backyard. It was oh yeah, in front of Leo,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: in front of all of them. This it was worse.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: It was worse because it was in front of all
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: these A list celebrities, so cringing. But Donald, I think
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: you're minimizing the fact that you definitely raised your hand
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: in the air. I did listen. If anything, you are
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: my best friend. It's kind of like go out like that.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like, oh this guy, dude. It's kind
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: of like in the show when when Jad lies down
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: next to Turk on the ground at the basketball game. Yes,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: you joined me, he joined me, And when all you're like,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: all right, he's gonna make it fool himself. But I'm
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: not gonna leave my buddy out there to fucking hang
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: himself alone. All right, Joel is the guest here? Is
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: guest here? All right, Kay, We're gonna go to break
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: and we'll be right back with a guest. Edward back.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Let's see who we got for day. Let's see. Oh
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: we have Katie Price. Hi, ladies and gentlemen, give it
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: up for Katie Price. And friend and friend is wearing
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: a wish I Always her t shirt. Hello, my friend,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: what's your name? I'm Eric? What is it? And Eric? Eric? Eric?
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Nice to meet you and thank you for repping wish
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: I was here swag. That's a dope shirt. Where are
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: you guys calling from. We're from a small little city
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: in Michigan called Albion. Okay, I've never heard of albi,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: but I am noticing that Donald is going to geek
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: out because you have h Star Wars prints on your wall.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: What's the story behind those? Well, the first one, the
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: first one on above Katie, that's the shield generator from
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Return of the Jedi, and it looks like an at
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Walker walker. And then above I see a speeder bike
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: and I can't tell what it looks like. Dago Yoda
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: yea four for four. Well, dude, you what an entrance.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: You've got Star Wars prints on the wall, and I
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: wish I was here. Che shirt you had to sit hello,
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: and they have a debunking in here. Eric wrote in ahead, Eric,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: tell us your story. So I've been listening for the
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: entire run of the podcast. Thank you, sir. I was.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I started running last year and this was my podcast
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: I listened to while I was running. Great, so I'd
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: always hear the guest and like's so cool they call
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: in they get to talk to you guys, Like, I
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: can't think of anything that I could bring to the
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: table to be a good guest until the recent episode
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: with Sarah Chuck. Okay, and you got to the words
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: of the end of it, and Donald seemed to think
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: that there's no way that anyone could date, break up
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: and then years later get back to Mary. Yes, I
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: want to hear when it. First of all, hold on,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: don't I'm not good. I listen, man, let's stop it,
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: stop stop it, stop it. Let them have their moment.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: They're gonna have the moment. I just want to make
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: sure that the rules are clear. No, you guys broke up.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: You guys broke up because want to use what one
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: of you was an asshole though? Right? Okay, cool, okay,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: all right, okay, let him tell the story. Go ahead,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: what's your journey? Tell us your journal. I moved moved
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: away from my first couple of years of college and
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: then came back to my hometown college, where I started
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: to date a girl from my high school right away.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Little did I know that this girl from my high
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: school was dating this friends with me, friends with sorry, yes,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: the girls dating was friends with this absolute rocket here
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: next to me. Right, So I started developing feelings for her,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: broke up with the first girl, started dating her afterwards,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: dated for a couple of years, and towards the end
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: of the couple of years we started to grow part
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: a little bit. Things got sour. I wasn't the most
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: mature person, and so we both graduated and I moved
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: away and she went to grad school. Fast forward a
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: couple of years. I'm living out in Las Vegas. She
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: comes out there for a conference. We meet up, hang
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: out a little bit, and maybe start to rekindle things,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: and then of course I'm the asshole and break things
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: apart again. Oh man, that's two strikes, I know. We
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: go our separate ways for a couple more years. Fast
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: forward to twenty twelve. I'm still in grad school doing
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: my PhD. And I hear from him for the first
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: time in years because things were not good after the
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: whole Las Vegas Shenanigan, and he was like, hey, I know,
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: we haven't talked in a while. I'm gonna be where
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: you live. Are you around? And I felt kind of
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: bad for him because he was going to be by
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: himself in this city where he didn't know anybody in
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: It was his birthday, So it's like, I'll throw him
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: a bone. You know, he's nice. You're a nice woman.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Because he had had two different periods of being a
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: jerk to you. Yeah, and I also, I have to
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: say it was a good thing we broke up because
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: grad school was a really good time of personal growth
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: for me where I got really good at like loving
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: myself and being single and just having fun on my
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: own self. So you you you sort of you did
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: your own thing. You like you got some you got
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: some of that, Yeah, Donald, go ahead, you guys, are
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: you guys aren't giving a good example. I'm gonna be
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: honest with you talking. Let them finish, Okay, So our
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: past kept crossing though over these years, so you don't
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: have to be right. Let them have their moment. I'm
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: going to be right at the end of this. This
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: is a This couple right here is destined to be together.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: You could tell from when they met. This is this
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: is when Harriet, this is a nice little meat cute
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: as he don't worry about don't worry about him. Go ahead,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: So we hang out on my birthday when I'm in
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: her city, and we go back our separate ways. Bate
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: brought us back together again at a friend's father's funeral,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: brought me home to where she's teaching she's now a
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: college professor, brought me home to where she's teaching. We
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: meet up again, rekindle things. She makes it very clear
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: to me at this point that if you met, like,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: if we're getting back together, this is for real. Yeah.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: I also, in the meantime had a very strict policy
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: with anybody else I was dating, like we date once.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: If we break up, there's a reason it's over. So
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: you didn't with other with other people that you saw,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: you didn't never go back, of course, not yeah, but
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: you obviously you obviously had strong feelings for this guy
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: because somebody there's something special about this was something there. Well,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: So that's kind of the underlying thing is that I
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: was truly and fully in love with Eric when we
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: were in college, and I knew what it felt like
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: to truly be in love with somebody, and I promised
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: myself that I would never get married unless I've felt
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: that way again about somebody. Good for you. So we
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: get back to there and start dating again. She lays
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: it down like, if this is happening, like we're getting married,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: Like we're dating again, this is it, Like this is
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: the ultimatum. So I'd done my own personal growth at
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: this point I'd matured. I was like, yep, I'm in
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: So we start dating again, we move into we moved
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: back to the same city again, and we got engaged
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: in twenty twenty fifteen, got married in twenty seventeen, and
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: we're coming up on four years next month. Well, congratulations,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: I'm a romantic so I love stuff like that. Now
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Donald is going to say why you don't meet the
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: criteria that he said, go ahead, okay, So this story
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: already comes from love. So you knew you were in
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: love all the way back then, and you just were
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: waiting for him to get to the level that you
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: were at. So therefore all of the breakups in your
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: heart because you were in love. We're kind of like,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: you know what, he kind of holds a place I'll
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: see him soon. Where the story would have been would
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: have been held the criteria the girl that you broke
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: up with to get with her after you that and
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: you got back with her, that I would have been like,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: holy shit, that's that. I would have never did your
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: story right there. That's kind of like me and my
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: now wife. I chased after her forever and ever and ever,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: and then she finally said yes. She said yes, when
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: she knew I was ready. It sounds like the same
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: thing with you. It sounds like it sounds like you
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: came back and you were like, gee, how do I
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: keep messing this up? And she was like, well, I'm here,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: and you're like, well, what's up? And then you're like, oh,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna mess it up again, and she was like,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: when you're ready, I'll be here again. I was not
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: sure he was ever going to get his ship together
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: enough though, but you were banking on. But you had
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: in your heart you knew well, now I'm not gonna
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: say in your heart, but you were hoping he did. Yes.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: I was definitely hoping. You're so lucky that she's so cool. Dude,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: You're a very lucky man. Dude, you are a very
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: lucky man. And I hope you understand this, because anyone, okay,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: anyone who is willing to put up with some bullshit
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: like that to two times where he's like I can't,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: it was it was more. It was many more times
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: than that. I'm always found his way back into my
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: life and then destroyed me. Oh man, well I'm so
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: happy that it destroyed is a heavy I'm saying to
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: damn but I know, damn well, it has a happy
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: ending and that's what we like, and we love people
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: to be happy and in love. We're in the process
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: of finding Joelle love here on the show. Is you know,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: we're still waiting on someone to sponsor the Joelle Loves segment.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, well that's a great story, and I'm
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: welcome to the show. And do you have a question
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: for us? Yes, we do. So we've been fans of
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: the show. That's one of the things we bonded over
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: when we first started dating was the show. She was
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: watching it first. She got me into it, and I
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: like that, that's what's and so it's been something we've
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: been watched. Were we rewatched. We also don't recognize the
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: ninth season as being a thing. It's not part of
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: the original I've never actually been seeing it. Yeah, neither
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: of mine. I've never watched one. I've never watched one
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: episode of the ninth I don't think i've ever watched
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: an episode of scene. It's gonna be really fun when
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: we get to it because we'll be seeing it for
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: the first time. We have the DVD box set from
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: seasons one through eight til we stopped it yeah, that's all.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: We recommend that with so many stories being told during
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: that time, is there any story that you wish had
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: been told, or any story in Scrubs that you wish
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: had been told differently? M? I wish we would have
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: met Turk's father. M. Father. Did you not have a father?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: I think he does. I'm pretty sure he does. I
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: don't remember why they never got to cast Billy was
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: the dad? No, Billy Dean was Billy Dee was uh
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: Zach's uh girlfriend at the times, father godfather, godfather. Oh yeah,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: and he's really Billy D. And he's really Billy D. Williams. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: because you go ben it D, will you? No? I go, Lando,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Calarizzi Billy D. Damn it. It's Billy D. Damn it.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: It's Billy D. Damn it. No, Cal I told y'all
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: the story on what I did when I did that
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: to him in real life and what happened. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: did not go well for me. I don't know if
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be playing young Lando anytime soon. Well, it did,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: it didn't happen. It did it already didn't happen. And
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: the meme that you posted online was one of the
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: worst things you've ever done to mother. I remember being
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: so upset but so thinking it was so funny when Lando,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: when Donald Glover was announced as Lando Calarissian. Zach Braff
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: posts the picture the meme of me in the back
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: in the in the car from Clueless, when the truck
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: comes behind me and I'm yelling he and he wrote
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: under it, when you find out you're not playing Lando, adamage.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: I don't forgot I did that. That's funny that it
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: was so I remember being so I remember the laughing.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: You were mad dude when listen when it said when
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: it said Lando Calarissia is gonna be played by Donald
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: and then dot dot dot dot dot. I think I
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: think all media was fucking with me that day. I
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: think all media was fucking with me that day. They
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: didn't they could have said Donald Glover right away, but
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: they wrote Donald dot dot dot dot, and I was like,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: I got a chance quick. You thought you might not
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: have been warned that you had been cast as you like,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: I'm just reading the news. I don't know. I don't
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: know how shit works. You hear people are freaking driving
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: in their car and they get nominated for Academy Awards
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: and shit like that. I was like, maybe this is
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: how the shit happens for me. Maybe my life gets
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: turned upside down like the fresh Prince of bell Air
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: the same way that you know. Maybe it happens over
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: the trades. Maybe that's how I find out and it
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: didn't happen that way. I think I'm hoping that's how
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: I find out. I'm in one of these Star Wars shows.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Donald Fazon is cast as such and such in one
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: of these Star Wars shows. I gotta I gotta make
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: that happen. Man, I wish there was something I wish.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: There's nothing you can do unless you work for Lucasfilm.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Let's start speaking of Are you guys watching any I
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: hate to do it, but I'm gonna. Are you guys
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: watching WandaVision? We haven't watched today's episode yet? Oh my god,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: it's so good. I know, Joel turn your key, Joel
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: it turned? I haven't seen it yet, is it is? He?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Oh my listen, if you have, you have you Daniel's
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: not watching any of anytime. I'm just happy you're watching
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: a TV show, my friend, because you don't normally you
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: only watch the final because it's like a movie because
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: it's crazy to watch it. It is so and the
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: way they flawlessly moved between television formats and film formats
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: is mind blowing. Then they got like top tier actors.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: Tiana Parish is just killing it. They are not words
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: to discuss the talent this woman has. If you kill
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: the mill Street to talk, she's the main girl in that.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: They cast her in here to play Monica Rambo, one
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: of them killing bad ist mother efforts ever to be
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: in Marvel bad motherfuckers ever. No, Joell, no, no, no,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm trying. When it's PG and Disney, I try
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: to stay away from them. I'm trying to corrupt. I'm
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: trying to corrupt Joel and to turn it too, turning
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: to the side that I'm on. But we have two takes.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: We can elaborately bleep me out. But the show is
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: it's very, very good and I love Why can I
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: not think of Janda's actual human name? You mean you
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: mean a little very Mary Mary Kayton Nashley's sister. Yeah,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: a little baby sister. Oh. She is so talented and
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: really holding down the four on the show. It's exciting.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know where it's going. It's a really great
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: in a year where we haven't had a Marvel movie.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: It's like a really interesting way to be like Marvel,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: to move into the next phaise. Like I think there're
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: maybe one of the very few companies that it's like
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: this pandemic might work for us, Like we can build
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: a ton of story out and explore new world and
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: really get people into whatever our second wave is gonna look.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Like I huge fan of the show, really enjoying this.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: If this is what TV is now, if this is
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: what television is going to be, holy cow, we are
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: it's about to get it. We're about to jump to
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: the next level. You know, if Disney has taken over
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: where Lucasfilm left off, they're doing it right. Because TV
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: is now, it's it's it might as well look it's
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: it is a movie. It looks just like the movie,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: just like it and it never did that before. And
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: now we're there when they go from the four by
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: three ft and it starts to slowly pan out and
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: then go to the y screen like you know, it's
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: about to go down. Yeah, that's cool, that's cool. I
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: want to check it out. Yeah, I've been hearing great
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: things about it, and that's something I'll watch. Donald, We're
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: gonna have a show that we both watch besides Mandalorian.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: I love it all right, what's your next question? So
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: I know that Scrubs has been said to be one
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: of the most medically accurate shows. My mom was a nurse.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: She was even like, this is the closest it actually is,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: you know, to real life in a hospital. It's also
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: very useful in academia. I swear somebody in the writer's
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: room took a calm one O one textbook opened it
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: up two chapters about listening, identity, and conflict. And I
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: can't tell you how many times I have watched My
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Own American Girl, My Office and My fifteen Seconds to
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: teach those concepts in the class room. What do you
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: use them? Do you use them in the classroom? Yeah,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: I've watched them with my students. You're that you're that
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: cool teacher that rolls in remember and when we were
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: in when we were in public school, and they would
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: roll in the TV cart and you were like, yes,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: TV cart. Yeah, So I've gotten I've gotten some students
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: in two Scrubs. We appreciate you, but I am curious
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  Speaker 1: if since it clearly has applications to lots of different
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: areas of life. If you have heard of any other
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: industries that have found scrubs to be useful, No, I
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: personally haven't, but I love the fact that you see that.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever heard of anyone referencing it
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: besides the medical community, which seems to really love it.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: It's good because it was a network TV show, so
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: there's not a lot of swear words are graphic sex
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: or anything, so you can mean there was some mean,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of todd, a lot of todd. Yeah,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: it's pretty sexy for a for a network show, though,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: I think, especially in this episode, Donald Sung getting gyrated
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: on by an erotic dancer. Well, no, Turkey is. I
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: wasn't Turk was. Well, you were in real life, I
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: was acting. You don't remember shooting. You don't remember shooting
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: that scene. There's so many strip clubs, Zach, so much. Okay,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: it just goes together with all your other experiences. All right,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: it's time ladies and gentlemen. Drum roll, danalel I want
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: a drum roll here, timpany drum roll, thought Daniel. It's
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: time for a tiny town in Michigan's favorite segment, it's
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: time to fix yeah life? All right, go ahead, guys,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: how can we fix your life? You seem like pretty
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: happy people, but we're gonna do it anyway. So this
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: is kind of a fix our life plus probably fix
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: a lot of people's lives. Yes, we've we've done during pandem,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: We've done puzzles, we've done baking together, we've gone for walks,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: we've kind of done a lot of card games. We've
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: done a lot of stuff, and so we're kind of
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: running out of things to do. So anything that you
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: guys have done with your significant others or other people
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: in your lives that you can share that we can
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: also do to stave off some boredom. Great idea. We
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: started a garden. You have a beautiful garden. You have
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: room for a garden. Beautiful gardens. I know it's freezing
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: because it's Michigan. It's not the Yeah, sorry, it's not
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: gonna work. Sorry where it's seventy right now? What I
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: would about to say, what can you grow that by
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: by May you can plant and be ready to you
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? What is there that you can
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: do indoor and then take it outdoor because it's like
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: you're you're creating a baby. Yeah, a little right, could
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: you could? You could do seedlings like in your window.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: It is fun to watch everything grow. That's something that
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: we've done that I really enjoy. What's the favorite thing
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: that you plant in tomatoes? I mean, it's not the
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: season even in a lafe for tomatoes, but we planted
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: so many cherry tomatoes and it's like they're green. They're green,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: the green all of a sudden one week, it's just
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: like so many. You have to just give them away
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: and you eat them off the vine and they're so delicious,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: and heirloom tomatoes we had, we had, I mean, I
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: was just like giving tomatoes away to all my friends
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: and neighbors because we have so many. Yeah, Donald, your hand,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: you're the coach. I don't want to. I don't want
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: I don't want to cut you off. Why why don't
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: you guys do grapes? That would be great? I did
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: owe them, no you, Zach, I did imagine having just
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: as I think that vineyard looks so cool, like just
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: doing a section like that. But I don't know, there's people,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: there's companies that like if you have like a small
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: amount of grapes, you know, not like zero, not like nothing,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: but like, you know, a low amount of grapes that
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: you're only gonna get a couple of bottles of wine
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: at them. There's companies that will take all your grapes
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: that you harvest and make you like two bottles of
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: wine from your crop or whatever it is. I don't know,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: I think it was. That would be really cool if
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: you got some wine, if you made some wine and
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: then put it up on the Fake Doctor's Real Friends site.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: And I don't think that I could could make enough
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: wine on my on my my b one bottle, one bottle,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: one bottle. We've been on it, we have people been
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: on and it goes to charity. That would be so cool.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: That's a good idea, that would be so cool. I
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: just have to play you know what here, guys, forget
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: about fixing your life. We're gonna fix Zach's life now
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: za thinking we thank you? What else at all? Like
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: it's it seems sort of sometimes tribularly silly, but I
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: like just painting, like just movie paint around, experimenting with
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: colors and mixings, and it's like a small investment. But
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: once you have it like on a nice sunny day
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: you just want to like go outside and paint a field,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: and you can easily track your progress as you grow
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: as an artist, and then you have nice gifts for
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: everybody birthdays, holidays, just because it's be like, oh, you
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: moved in here, have a painting, you need something on
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: your walls. It's like, it's just a really lovely like
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: hobby that you can do it by yourself or together.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: I got one. Go ahead. Now you're gonna think it's
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: weird and you're not gonna want to do it. So
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: it sounds great so far. Maybe you will, Maybe you will,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: But I do I do I do animation. That could
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: be something you could get into together. You know what
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: I mean? Why not? You got a bunch of time
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: on your hand. It takes a lot of time. Well,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: you're you're this is You're you're saying like, this is
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: a this is a hobby that you're very skilled at
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: and have had ten thousand hours of experience. That's somebody.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: You don't just dip your toe and stop motion animation.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Sure you do. That's how it starts. You say, hey,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: you know what, let's get some play. Though you get
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: you got Adapts on the Wall, you got you know,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: you've got a bunch of Star Wars stuff. So it's
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: clear that you're into that type of stuff, So why
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: not why not create? You guys could create your own
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: little shorts, create your own little the software. It's inexpensive.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: It doesn't take much. You can even buy Lego or
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: whatever to tell your story. What do they call that
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: series of Lego that where they're like the town where
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: they you know, not really creator creator, Yeah, that series
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: if you want to. Really, it's like I thought of
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: it like doing a puzzle in a sense that it's
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: a big ass house and it's not meant for a child.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think it says like sixteen and up
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: or something. But that's fun to do together. That's something
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't do during the pandemic, but I have done.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: When I was procrastinating is supposed to be writing, I
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: was like, I know what I'll do. I'll write after
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: I build this giant Lego house. I have another really
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: quick idea that my friends are doing that are a
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: couple as like they're reading to each other every day,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: which I think is just the sweetest thing. I don't know,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: you're a professor. So maybe you're like a girl, I
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: don't want to read anything else, but I get home,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: I'm done. But if you guys enjoy Star Wars, there's
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: an entire new line of Star Wars books coming out
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: that are really well written. If you're into Star Wars
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: High Republic, it's years before the movie, so that's kind
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: of funny universe to dive into. And I just spent
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: like two or three hours reading to each other each night,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: and I just think it's so romantic, it's sweet, it's
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: very sweets. Do well. What kind of paints do you
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: paint with? Oh, I'm partial to watercolors because they're not
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: as expensive as oils, and they're easier to blend. Like
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: you gotta really be in there with like oils with
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: the like metal tool and mashing, and I'm like, I'm
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: gonna mess it up. And then I spent fifty dollars
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: on this one tube of paint, and I'm angry. There's watercolors.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: You know, you spent fifty dollars. You could think a
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: nice little palette. I mostly like to do like sunsets,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: like obsessed with painting sunsets. They're not hard at all.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: They're fun. You don't feel like a failure. Afterwards, people
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: are like, that's a sunset, Like, yes, it is. Thank
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: you because you are very special guests, and because you're
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: wearing that very awesome T shirt. We're gonna give you
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: a special prize today. You're the first recipient. Wait, do
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: you have a record player? Yes? Okay, I'm gonna give
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: you a signed of Wish I was here. Yay, So
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: that's awesome. Joel will get your address and I will
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: write you a personal note. And this is a really
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: beautiful double album. And it's one hundred and eighty Grahams,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: which means it's good. And it's from Zach and Donald. Yes.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: By the way, by the way, if you look closely,
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: that's Donald's arms because this is the scene where we
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: drive the aston Martin Donald. You probably didn't know this.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: Your your arms are on the poster? Is that meet
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: the look? Oh? Yeah, I recognize that. Now. Well I
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: know something funny. Do I know a bit of funny trivia?
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: So when you when you make a movie poster, every
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: actor has a different contractual thing. If they're they have
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: to be on the poster or it's up to the filmmakers.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: It's it's all in the contract and in certain things,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: it's like, well, if you show one person that they
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: have it in their contract, like, well, if this person's
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: face is on the on the poster, then mine has
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: to be on the poster. It's all this, you know,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: small print stuff. While we're making the poster. It turns
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: out and Josh Gad wouldn't have cared, but it didn't matter.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: It was already in the in the contract. If his
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: face was on the poster, then it triggered other people
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: had to be on the poster and we couldn't have
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: that because we like the design. So Josh Gad is
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: technically on, but we put a glare over his face.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: You see that. That is it's a little bit of
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: trivia for you. Oh if you're looking as Josh is
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: a cool dude, because I'd be like, looks strategically placed
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: glare over his face. That's so funny. Pretty sneaky, Zach,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: pretty sneaky. All right, guys, thank you for coming on
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: the show. You can stay because we're done, right fans,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: we sold out donald of those of the of the
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: key chain things, the lockets, they sold out like in
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: twenty four hours, no matter how many things we put
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: up they're gone. Do you think it had something to
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: do with me singing Annie? Yes, yes, of course maybe.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: I can't fathom how many of those things we bought.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: See what you did there, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel? Did you
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: plan that? Daniel? Did you plan that? You did? Let's
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: take credit you did? What can I say? So? The
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: only thing exciting new thing we have in the merge shop,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: if you're intrigued, is we have these badge poles. If
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: you have a job where you need to pull out
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: your your badge, why not look cool with Donald and
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: I snuggling on your chest. A right, all you lovers
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: out there, ye pulls for all you love. By the way,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: we know we created the keychain thing for a Valentine's
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: they gift, but they're sold out. So give your lover
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: a badge pull for all you lovers out there. We
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: have You can attach the badge part to your lover's
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: waist and then clip this on your waist and then
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: you guys can just go like this back and forth
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: and bag. I thought you were gonna say something else.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad you didn't. Let us move on to
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: the end of the show, where Carrie Brothers will be
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: singing yes, So everybody, thank you for tuning in. We
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: care about you, Stay safe, be kind, love each other
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: like this beautiful couple does. And we're gonna end the
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: show with our friend Carrie Brothers, who is an incredibly
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: talented musician, and here is his song that everybody loves.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, don what are you trying to say when
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: I first heard this song? And you, guys, tell me
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: when you listen to it, if you understand and what
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: he's saying in the first verse, it's something like wishing
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: a wiseman to tell you lie, No, this is what
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. When the blue talsing, What the heck
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: does he say right there? Wood? I asked him once.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: He was like, I don't know what I'm saying. Yes,
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: I asked him, and he said he didn't know. When
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: you listen to listen to them. When you listen to
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: the song, now you'll see, uh, you'll see if you
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: can find out what Carry's singing about. And also check
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: out Carry Brothers music because he's a friend of ours,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: he's a friend of the show, and he's a delightful
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: human being. So here's Carry Brothers with Blue Eyes love you,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: Michael Wiseman to lie when a broom screams. Children of
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: single tragic scene. I swan se song you. I swan
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: take it off you. It's black you, I near it's
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: black your sweet SMI listen TI on the ponm your hair.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: I can have day saved it up for this dance.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: Tell me our friends. Can I have a swung Si
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: song you? I swung strung spr your own silke splace,
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: old song, A life which can't on me, your heart
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: to blind stars, all life, but you don't know. Turn
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: up the grass. It's b you disles. That's one, the
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: one I won't say so, that's one gets yours good.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: I ken it's bad that small sense, all that small
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: cities are young. That's true sense.