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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Time for Paige predictions, horsecope, Pat what's vibe?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? So the vibe is April Fool's Day, So we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna look at.
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  Speaker 3: Who's pulling the strings today and who's actually the easiest
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  Speaker 3: target for April Fool's Day. Also, if it's your birthday today,
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  Speaker 3: you are an aries and you share a birthday with Logan.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, we have an Aries?
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  Speaker 2: Yay? Megan?
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  Speaker 1: Hello, I totally interrupted Payton. You were saying birthdays Logan, Paul,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, No I was that was it?
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  Speaker 2: Just literally just.
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  Speaker 1: Logan, Paul and Megan. Who's your birthday?
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  Speaker 2: I'm an Aries, I'm on the sixteenth.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well I'm gonna tell you your aries zodiac reading
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  Speaker 3: for April Fools. So you guys are actually like the
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  Speaker 3: impulsed breaker. You didn't plan anything, but you just saw
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  Speaker 3: rubber snake and now you're about to scare the living
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  Speaker 3: daylights out of your coworkers. You think it's funny and
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  Speaker 3: they think that it's annoying.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds about right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Megan, a wonderful day.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Rosa.
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  Speaker 1: What's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: I am okay?
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  Speaker 3: Cancers? So your April Fools kind of persona. You are
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  Speaker 3: the mean prankster. So you act all sweet, but your
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  Speaker 3: idea of a joke is telling someone that their favorite
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  Speaker 3: show got canceled or their crushes dating someone else.
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  Speaker 2: So you've got a little bit of dark humor. But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's good. That's me perfect.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Let's do virgos.
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  Speaker 3: John Jay your April Fools persona. You are the subtle sabotager,
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  Speaker 3: so you aren't doing anything loud. You just slightly move
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  Speaker 3: things around on someone's desk, change their auto correct into
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  Speaker 3: their phone, saying yes instead of yes. It's the little
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  Speaker 3: things that drive people crazy.
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  Speaker 1: That's I love that over seven years, like John makes
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  Speaker 1: it more happy as Kyle.
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  Speaker 3: You are the nervous laughter, so you try to pull
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  Speaker 3: a prank, but you start laughing three seconds in, giving
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  Speaker 3: the whole thing away. You are too nice to actually
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  Speaker 3: trick anyone, and it's super normal.
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  Speaker 1: I do do that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Rich you are the emotional prankster, so you're quote
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  Speaker 3: unquote breaking up with someone just to see their reaction,
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  Speaker 3: and then you're the one who ends up crying when
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  Speaker 3: they're super upsets. So you should just stick to the
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  Speaker 3: salt in the sugar shaker vibe.
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  Speaker 2: Instead sounds fun that's you. Yeah, I'm a Leo.
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  Speaker 3: As Leo's we are the over the top actor, So
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  Speaker 3: our prank is basically a one man show, and we
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  Speaker 3: are quote unquote quoting our job or quote moving to
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  Speaker 3: Paris with such dramatic flair that people actually start crying before.
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  Speaker 2: We all aprifles. I'm not a prankster because I can't
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  Speaker 2: take a joke
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  Speaker 1: For you to get to your sign there, I'll post
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  Speaker 1: it on our website jo Jaydrich dot com